Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 116

Episode Date: November 4, 2020

1. Celebrity Medicine Cabinet – Andy Lee 2. Giving back the kit 3. Big 4 fruits 4. Jack’s house sweepers 5. Hamish complains 

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We do shit at triangle. The Triumvirate. OK. Everyone Triangle Pirate hats on. Commence the show. And Hoi to Jacob in West Australia. He's told us what he's up to. If you want to do that, go to HamishAnity.com. Hoi boys Jacob in the West Australia. He's told us what he's up to if you want to do that go to Hamish any calm

Hoi boys, Jacob from WA here Congratulations on the SP home and you've got the Andy working on a copper and nickel mine over here and Yeah, got lots of copy here if you want any hamish I'm sure you could just ask Andy and you'll put you on his private jet and fly over here. Must be nice Every on the way there. Yeah, didn't get a lot of work done today because I've been trying to upload this recording to the website. It's taking me all day so the mail ran out of rock and we all lost millions of dollars but it's all worth it in the end. Happy with your system, mate. I'm sure they'll be grateful when they hear it.

Have a good one, boys. It's all worth it for the podcast, he said. Australia's economy is already struggling, and then one of the few things we say going mining, costing us valuable man hours. I've got a copper still at that high value here that you paid for it. I believe unpolished, non-erospace grade copper is still dirt cheap,

gaining its name, of course, from the material that it sits next to in the ground and is almost the same process. To kick things off today, you guys, something exciting, I think. What do you got? During the week, I was doing some cleaning out of the house. Lovely.

And I got to, what we don't really have, a medicine cabinet, but we do have a drawer where we keep medicine in. It's like, it's actually more of a cabinet, but it's tiny. Haven't been in there for a long time. About to clean it out and thought, no, why don't I sweep it into a box?

So I can hand it to Jack. And Jack is the host of finally celebrity medicine cabinets we can see. What we wanted, it is what we wanted. Jack, we gave you this television show a long time ago. You refused to take it on board. It was your chance to go to come, which I think was cancer this year anyway.

Oh well, maybe next year, we loved the idea. You know, there's basically, there's some show in Netflix now called, tidying up or whatever, and people send it to me on Instagram, so they're doing your idea. It's Reese, Reese with us,

but it was the first episode, and they basically, they go in the cupboard and they go, oh, look at it, so I wore that to the Oscars, you know, don't you wear that out? It was pretty much, let's just hang things up and put some things in order, hold very. I'm screaming at the TV, boring, dead in her bathroom.

You know, go to the medicine cabinet. So the format's still there, Jackie Boy. So it's for you, Jack. The way I thought it could play as him is if you're the doctor. So we bring in, so maybe the, I mean, I'm just forwarding the format of it here, but Jack's the host and he brings on a doctor that can Google or tell us what the prescription

medicines are. Okay, yeah, because the way I saw it going is the host of the show is basically like, oh, what's going on here? A walt medicine? And then the celebrity has to go, oh, that's nothing. That's probably the problem. Well, that's my dog, I think. The problem.

And the doctor said get some human medicine for it. The problem I think we have though is that I looked at one of the things, have no idea what it's for. And that's why I thought maybe a doctor. Do you know what I mean? The fun of the, the little bit of the fun of the show has seen the celebrity scramble a bit. But I like the idea of having a doctor on because then the host can go,

come on, what's that really for? How about this? Andy can still squirm. I squirm, I'll be squirm. I squirm, yeah. be squirming it. I'll be squirming it. But I also have an expert who I go and we looked at the hard to claw in or whatever it is and then you tell us what it is.

It turns out, yeah, that's only used for human pain or water. I've even been mad in openers and let's get into it. Ooh, foot fungus cream. Wow, a pregnancy test. Celebrity medicine cabinets. That was your job back in the day, Jack. Remember that the first mission for the week was going to build us the song. Yeah.

And instead, you loy it up. You loy it up. You came back with a season deceased telling us you owned the format. Hey, Jack, did you? Sorry, I forgot all about this. All right, I got an email from someone saying they looked at the business registration. Did you register the business?

Yeah, I'm actually in the domain. So I'm like 70 dollars there. He told us about the website, but I don't think he told us about the business. It's actually the way he's going to count the email before it. Like, shoring up his defenses while we thought we were in partnership with him. Yeah. And he just came back and hit us with a bunch of legals. It was like something out of succession.

It was amazing. And we ready to play and hit us with a bunch of legals. It was like something out of succession. It was amazing. And we ready to play. Yeah, we're going to show. All right. Welcome to Celebrity Medicine Cabinet. My name is Jack Post. And today we're going through Andy. I'm Dr. Blake. Awesome. Yeah. Sorry. And we're just using you for the pilot, aren't we, Jack Post? I was told I had a six-show commitment. And today we're very likely going through Andy Lee's medicine cabinet.

Thanks for opening up your personal medical life towards Andy. Andy, thanks for joining us. Okay, I reckon we give the music. Oh, okay. Oh, I was thinking. Yes, directing other shows sounds. What's a producer? Always a producer.

Happy to be here, but time-dumged. I'd switch that to a two-shot. Should we put an echo on this so we're in a bathroom? Yeah, we can do that. Andy, I see here, Zovarax. Zovarax. Zovarax. We know what that's for. Zovarax. That's a false orcreme. Do you have, do you have herpes, herpes simplex A or B and D, do you know? Well B can be very damaging around the old penis. As we say, to know a lot about the doctor. I see a lot of gross shit.

What's the, what's the use by date on that? Oh, here we go, he's going to use it all today. No, my call is I reckon that because now they've got tablets. Yes we do. You, the cold sauce you didn't have tablets for ages. No, you don't. We have cream. And it was the worst thing ever.

So I don't reckon I would have used that for... Your Zaviraks expired in July 2010. Cream out your drawing, you pig! This is crazy. That was really sweet. Imagine if we were at the Rocks house going... Green out your drawing your pig. This is great. That was really sweet. Imagine if we were at the Rocks house going, what have you got this for, mate?

I'm fine. I mean, I know. Don't convince me. That's why I'm coming. Jack deep down, no. That's why he registered all the business names. The Savaracks only half used. So you really wasted half as a Varax tube there.

You can still use it up on a medic. You can use it when you need it. You don't just eat the rest of it. Just for the medical perspective, there'll be the efficacy is gone, but you can still have it for taste if you will. And as a doctor, would you say prevention is the best method to stop dogs or...

Yes, baby. You can go to the squirts. You can be very clear that age is in daughter's. Two squirts up, you know, is age morning. All right, the next thing in Andy's medicine cabinet is, what is this? For a script dough. Abbasillin.

Abbasillin. Yummy, yummy. Take one tablet twice a day, but do not take on a, no do take on an empty stomach. Abbasillin. Abbasillin. How do you spell it? A double B, O, C, I, double L, L.

Oh, it's going to be a type of penicillin, eh? Is it for me? Uh... Oh, it's for a Nick Fletcher. LAUGHTER Sorry. That's your old man's house mate. Have a sealant. Have a sealant, too.

Have a sealant, Nick, uh, well, we will prescribe that, that's a penicillin, part of the penicillin family. Um, my name is Cillin, or a bunch of the other ones, but I do have a sealant. So what are you doing in a sealant for? We will commonly prescribe that straight-up bacterial infection, of the penicillin family, manoma, cillin or a bunch of the other ones, but there's a lot of cillins. So what are you doing to cillin for? We will commonly prescribe that straight bacterial infection,

possibly of the penis. No, that's not saying a meek, possibly. To me, I don't care, I'm a doctor. It's all mate to me. He must meet leg meat. It's just, I see them as bags of meat. So, and if some of the meat has an impact, I actually do want this doctor to be there. What the rock going hang on

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5325's. Yep. That is a settlement open. What's that mean? and Hydra condone. There that's as we call in that's what we say in the the pharmacy game that's the good stuff. Really? That's a and that's an anti-inflammatory I believe with a bit of a pan killer. So for instance if you had jammed your penis in a drawer quite Quite tight. What year? Quite tightly.

My friends and I would recommend that straightaway. It'd add you to reduce the inflammation of the nose. We have another 2010 vintage here. I believe I'm showing up here that you might have got this overseas, Andy. Would that have happened overseas? Did you jam yourself? No, you're not. A Walmart pharmacy logo on the top.

Walmart pharmacy, yes. It could have been in a... That's when we're in New York. It could have been in American mishap. I couldn't watch you, of course, 24 hours a day. You were single at the time. Who knows? Probably a gap year.

A shoulder related. We tend to prescribe other stuff at the shop. So it's maybe... You were in that apartment in New York with all the drawers and doors slamming. No, I went mostly. Okay, one last one please. I was on a roll mention to the superglue which doesn't really belong in the medicine. Sure, but if your pen was full of it.

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You want to table something on the show. Go for it. I rented a drum and electronic drum kit off you. I'm sorry. Sorry. I remember. Drum decision. I remember.

And it's very nice, right? Might I add $1 a month? So I haven't seen a single cent of the rent. I think I've been pretty lenient in collecting. I have rented it off you and I've had my fun. Yep initially it was set up and whoever felt the vibe would hit the bell. You could go over it there. It's not on the mic. You've given me one next to a paper towel.

Like Max is impson steering wheel. LAUGHTER Anyway, Hey, Jack. Thank you, though. Jack, we'd like to give the drum, electron and grumky back. I'm surprised you ever took it.

It was just a, you were just basically storage for Hamish for all this time. Same right. And you, Jack, you've got a music room. I don't know, and it was fun at the time. In my imagination of what the drum could be, I would be practicing all the time. I'd get really good. And the band would come back together one day and I would be a better drummer than you. And I'd never really played it. You've just done exactly what Hamish done three times. Congratulations. You've just summed up electronic drumkins. In my mind I was amazing and then I realized it was taking up as much space as my children do in

the house. Yes. So no Jack, unfortunately the way that this works, the way that this chain works is you you made a lease deal with me and I look back at the 12 month lease deal. You were barely... Was it 12 months, yeah? No, big, can't you? Like if you lease a house, you can break a lease to leave a house. You'll severe penalties, you can.

Yeah, what are the penalty terms? It's big. It's a dollar a month, the rent. But to break the lease, it's 500 bucks. Wow. No, it's not. It will pass. Unless the lease, it's 500 bucks. Wow. No, it's not. It will. Unless you sub lease it to someone else. Yeah.

So you certainly can sub rent them now. You might even better make a little sweet bit of cheese on the side here. But and if I sub your response of the condition of them, you should have. I just if I find a sub-lenty, and then I can just give you- What's a lenty? No, I appreciate our attempt to do this legally. Yes, if you find a lenty-

Then I give them, then I put you guys in contact, then I'm going to- No, no, no, no, no. Your responsible for 12 months for the lease, what you've got to do when you find the lenty is strike a deal with them. And I recommend going more than a dollar a month, because it hasn't really been making me the kind of money I hope

it is an asset. Because there's a thousand dollar drum kit, right? You've been getting it for an absolute steal. If you would like to leverage, and this would be a smart financial manoeuvre, you now leverage that. You still got to pay me the dollar a month. But you could be charging someone 30 a month, making a nice little bit of coin on the side. And you'd be happy with me. I can't do anything about it. I'm dumb enough to assign them over to you for a dollar a month for a year. Okay.

And what about any, what about any breakages or anything like that? Oh, you still responsible for the condition of the drums. You still, you'll need to get... Like, subletting it apart, but you still need to hand those drums back to me at the end of the lease, which is back, you know, February. Yep. In perfect condition, with the $12. Yep.

I would like to see some of the rent. With the years rent. Till then, you're their custodian. Okay. And that brings me to point two, something on the drum kit is broken. Well, you just have to play for that. I don't know why, but you know how the high hats

like close together and unclose? I remember when I tested it, before I gave it to you, that was, that was, that would do it. You didn't test it before you gave it to me, you gave it to me and all its parts all packed up. Yeah, I tested it and I'm just simple. You're right. But, uh, I've been tested fine when we rented it out. How is it now? Something's happened with that pedal and now the high hats just stay closed all the time.

It's okay, we just have to repair it. Before you give it back. Did it ever work? Andy, you're... It did, I don't know what happened to that. You broke it. I know what happened. It wasn't, it was working and then it wasn't and you were the only one who touched it.

And that's actually what made it fun to not play anymore. No fun to play anymore is because... Oh, you broke it. You broke the drug kit and now you want... It'd be my problem. I got used for you. I don't like my car anymore because I smashed it pretty much. Would the dealership like to take it back at the same price that it gave it to me for?

No, it wouldn't. No, I thought I thought there might have been some warranty like covering it when I jumped in. Yeah. You don't want it back in. Ever. I'm happy to see you at the water. Yeah, you don't want it back in ever. I'm happy to see the

Jack you don't want it. I don't know. I'm I'm I want it back. I certainly don't want it. I'm happy to have it back at the end of the lease. Now I just like Jack. All I'm suggesting is I feel like you should offer to sell it for home. Jack and give him a portion of You should offer to sell it for home Jack and give him a portion of how much you make from it. What give me a portion No, I'll take it might I spent a thousand dollars of the kid he and the I'm the guy that's had a five months. Yeah, I was me five dollars The home I'll take 98% of the sale price is where you negotiate mate because he would love someone to sell it for him He can't be because what if we What do you want to talk? Because what if we do reform the band? You'll buy another one. He won't like the one. This is how it's broken. Honestly, that's the reason I've- He won't the best one. No, I love it. The reason I'm keeping the kit is because, I mean, if the band reforming was never an option, I would look at selling. But I do need, I do need my kit for the band. Okay.

So where are we at? You're going to, I think I'll, you'll find another lesson to listen to Lisa, but you better fix that hi-hat because no one's going to lease a broken kit. Yep. So I'll put a call out now for a little, a Lisaie sub letter who will also repair it. Maybe somebody like I'm looking at this is best case scenario. I'm just, you got to start at the top best case scenario. So you're going to do a whole life best case scenario. I'm just, you got to start at the top best case scenario. So you're looking at your whole life best case scenario.

Exactly, you know. I don't think you've ever tasted anything, but absolute best, impractical, unfathomable best case scenario. And he just loves outspoken. So he cares about your business. They care about the anger for an hour's back was into the greatest gigs of all time. And they just get everyone else to do your work.

Yeah, both. So anyway, say what you're gonna say. Yeah, so best case to know would be, if you're looking for electronic drum kit, or rented to you at a reasonable rate, if you can repair it, I'll even knock off 20%. What's the rate? What's the maximum?

What's the maximum rate? It's very hard to just go and go and blindly into this. What's the reasonable rate? $30 a month. Okay, $1 a day. Wow. Oh wow, okay, just bear in mind. Is that the question? No, What's the reasonable rate? $30 a month. Okay, $1 a day. Wow. Wow. Okay. Just bear in mind.

No, that's the price after the 20%. So, yep. Yep. Hang on. They've got it all fixed and it's still a 30 bucks a month. Yes. Yes. Wow.

It's like it on the early days. A rip off mobile phones. Yeah, just checking the emails. Yep. No one flooding into take that deal, but I want to add yeah, putting up the $360 a year of broken drum kit, knowing that it's cosy jacked $12 a year to rent. Okay, we'll see if people come at it, Jack. Yep, also northern suburbs of Melbourne would be preferable.

Again, to the best case now. Unless they do pick up and drop off, that's all right. I assumed you were never delivering it, but to you say, You're good at nag a point, that's all no two. That's on it too. And Jack wouldn't mind, if you're coming, if you are traveling to his house, wouldn't you pick up some shopping for him on the way over? Or a cake.

Oh. BELL RINGS MUSIC Hey, there's the big five, I think, with regards to... Thanks. The animals. Oh, yes. So big four for banks. Yes, you're right. Big four for a caring, including Bank of Melbourne.

Yeah. We'll leg up. Or Bendigo. No, you're right. Big five animals. Big four. Big four, banks. Big fours are used for more corporations, et cetera.

They are. A lot of the beetles. Big four. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. I wouldn't say that. You guys, if we had to get the big four of fruits,

oh yeah, who'd be the big four? Who'd be the big four? Because I think it's pretty easy to go Apple, but he's the strange thing. He's the strange thing about the big five on safari and Africa. I mean, it's not a nice thing, the big five, it's for hunting. Oh really?

Yeah, because the big five is like from back in the 50s or whatever. All right, you go. It was like these are the big five that if you shoot them the 50s or whatever. All right, you go. It was like these are the big five that if you shoot him or whatever, you can say you're under, because Buffalo is one of the big five. Oh, really?

I just thought it was the most famous five. Yeah. Yeah, I thought it was just like, here's our favorite animals. Oh, there was a favorite animal situation. But it's like, you know, it's terrible. It's like elephant, rhino, lion, buffalo, I'm not saying anything else.

Well, let's put aside the big five. But pretend that it's more like, don't you think that Elstra Big Five, the Weed-in for the Telstra platform back in 2004, for mobile customers, which was like funny things, like a top five. Yeah, top five. Well, I can Big Four, let's go with the Big Banks,

the biggest brand for. That's right, that works. What about in fruit, the Big Bangs, the biggest brand for. That's right, that works. What about in fruits, the big four? I would say Apple, banana, orange. Yeah, and I said, this is where I, that's definitely the most. This is where I deviate because it's like, they're the most common.

That's the game though, isn't it? The most common, the most popular. What do you sit with bananas? Not really a fruit, that argument. What? I bet it's a herb. Yeah, remember, people saying bananas have not technically been a fruit. I've never heard that.

And here's the test for me. You know, Jack, you and I got very into an iPhone game called Fruit Ninja. Definitely had bananas on it. It was in Fruit Ninja. So I don't think ninjas would chop some of it. It's not a fruit. So yeah, I guess.

Are we going for most common though, almost faint? I mean, I suppose it's the same thing, isn't it? I think it's the most pointless. Because you, I'll tell you why I'm sad. Because when you just listed that list there, if I saw that in a fruit salad, that's not my favorite fruit salad. Because I wanna hear about Warner melons.

I wanna hear about the ones in passion fruit. I love mangoes. I don't, but you can't go with, with what you love. Go with, if you can't go with... With what you're like. ...with what you're like. If you go off to lunch, it's for school, you're opening your box, you're normally getting an apple, a banana. I suppose you are.

Or an orange. Is Mandarin. No, no, no. No. Not above watermelon. What? What a watermelon is. How could you possibly have orange and Mandarin to pretty pretty similar fruits that dominating half of the big four

I just I mean one has to go. Okay, and it's not orange. Okay, so orange remain mandarin that that is a very That's a real yeah might as well throw a tantarine in He's right. No, it's not my so can't open there. Okay. Well, what's the what's what makes up the big for? That's my problem. I'm finding very candlelope in there. Okay, well, what makes up the big, well, that's my problem. I'm finding it very difficult to get things to work with. Do you think it's difficult to make? It's difficult to work with. The reason I also struggle with the commonness is because thinking back to the African big five,

even if you take hunting out of it, you think of the most famous animals. Yes, they're not the most common. Otherwise, it was most common, gazelle and flamingos. Sure, let's go with the most famous. Apple's gotta be the most famous. Yeah, it is the most exciting to eat. You're the one who keeps changing the gold plates of all of it.

Because I'm hungry. I am hungry right now. It's just, what's the most famous, most famous fruit? Of course, Apple's in there. Apple's got to be you in there. I think Benana's second is... Where's the pear set? Oh, pear's good.

There might be watermelon. I think pear's a head of watermelon. Top four of anything. Top four of the killing. So, pineapple.. So pineapple. I like them. No. Bill's liking you.

It's very hard for me to do this. Some of the tastier fruits aren't that famous. Yeah, I know. Is this the test? If you were running a show, if you were running a concert and if you were running a concert, and you're like, ladies and gentlemen, please welcome to stage, who's getting the cheer?

Because if you were like, come and see the most incredible animals, would you please work on the stage? The elephant, that's getting the cheer. A lion, he's getting the cheer. You know, pigeons, they're not getting the cheer, but there's tons of them. So would you please work in the stage

an apple but I'm saying I don't know I'm an apple would get a cheer that's a quite an exciting fruit but I think that's because they're not so every like they're not every day fruit so you want to reward the apple for being like the workhorse the journey man it's just it's it's a apples to have the most shelf space, you'd say, in Supermarket. Yeah, I'm not arguing against apples. They are a common fruit. I, I, maybe I'm just arguing against the big four. Yeah.

Because to me, that's an, it's big is exciting. And maybe you just mean the, the common four. So you think that the, the, the common four, the cum world bank is more, is less exciting than the Bendigate Bank. If you use it, it was the Big Four Banks. The banks, it makes sense because it's market capitalization. That's what the big means, like how many bill are they? Okay, what is the four most popular fruits by eating?

It's a question, it's a weird question isn't because I buy a lot of apples and bananas for the house, but then not the most popular. So they're the most quantum, that we buy the most quantum quantity. So I suppose they would think they're popular. Yeah, sitting on the shelf. But if they, if they look me in the eyes and they said, will you buy us the most, are we your most popular? Do you like us the most? Or is they know? I like watermelon the most and mango and pineapple mangoes not bad. It's not top for them. It's my one of my favorite fruits. I would get to say that it's just the top three there. I've just common boring, you know, shit kicking fruit. Which is our

engine's apples bananas. Good for you. You know, everyone knows who you are. But that's the reason you go away from a big bank sometimes. Yeah, more personalized service. That's what a watermelon or a mango gives you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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No, I was asking Andy, do you think I could have 10% of jacks? No, I said, you know, problems. No, he wouldn't. Jack, him is rushed to give away funds. Remind us to where we got up to. Essentially, Jack, you've lost the Bitcoin password that has my Bitcoin, your Bitcoin. It's trapped.

You feel like you've written passwords in your house somewhere. We put the call out for applicants for people that think they'd be very good at sweeping your house. And then looking for 12 random words, aren't they? That's right. I found one half of it in a shoe box that houses my special shoes like going out shoes.

Oh my god. And the other half, I don't know. Did you purchase those shoes? I don't get them. I've been up on them. I've been up on them. Like having a secure car park for your vintage car. So that's impenetrable.

So that's what was amazing when... Is it possible that made it in a shoe and you wore them out one night? No, no, I didn't put them in a shoe. And I think what I must have been is put half of it in the shoe box and then half of it in another hiding spot to make it more secure so that if someone stole the shoes, they didn't get the whole password. Of course. Amazing that you think someone is going to break into your house. Find these pieces of paper.

I think I know what it is. Get him back from a lot of nightclubs. This will change back. This will change the game. Have to have the same wallet number anyway, don't they? As you. Yeah, it's now thinking back on it, I was overly secure. Should you hide these expensive shoes in a garbage bag?

Not in the... They mean that's telling thieves, come on, this is a nice pair of shoes. I got a Prada shoe box in my bedroom. I was trying to secure the shoes, I was trying to secure the password. But you've got your shoe, but you're worried the shoes could get stolen.

You know, I was worried the password would get stolen. No, but you know what? You're in a valuable item, I just felt for a time saying. Because you were like, what is on break, sitting stills my shoes? You know, shouldn't doing to valuable item. I just felt for a time saying because you were like what is on break Then it stills my shoes You know shouldn't you hide these valuable shoes in a garbage bag? Yeah Then you might throw it out

I'm not living in a house I've got to go with the book you don't really like yeah, good well-being a book Okay, really well-being a book. Okay. Look this is all for Pete Nash to work out there They were the successful applicants when they put themselves up, which was incredible. They both join us now. Pete, Ash, thank you very much for joining us. Oh, hey, gentlemen.

Oh, hey. Oh, my God. Oh, hey, now, so exciting. We're on the verge here of a good old fashioned, you know, house toss. We're gonna, you gotta strip this house to pieces, up and everything, rip out the shells, rip out the drawers, bust open the plaster, tear down this house, we must find these puzzles. Starting with you, Pete, and leaning in on the searching for contraband

and prisons kind of skills you have, how long does it take per cell normally? Probably per cell with two people going at it maybe 10 minutes. Okay, but there's a lot less stuff in a prisoner's cell I would imagine than Jackson. I mean they for example wouldn't have a nice pair of going out. I could hide in the password. So how many cells is your house? Two bedrooms, living room. In cells, this is the one with three, four, five, kitchen to be two cells with. All right, if they can't get you in the music room. Yeah, that's the second bedroom.

So let's go nine cells. That's more than that. He's trying to play it down. I think it'd be, let's go 12 cells. Well, cell house. What's the stupid call that? Must be nice. 12 cell. Any prisoners get treated to just knocking the walls down between 11 walls down to make us 12 cell house. Oh, look, there's something that I'd love to do that.

I think that they're bigger cells. In Colombia there are. No, I know, but like in Australia. You can't get a pen house made if you're thinking that all that tax force can catch you and you can get a nice cushy pen house. Is there, would there be a cell that's better positioned? Oh, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely.

There'd be nice cells. Yeah, and Shawshank with Emson isn't these whole thing that he wants that. Oh, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, sure, Shank Redemption isn't these whole thing that he wants that nice one man cell. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Ash, you go through where you're putting bugs in houses or you take them out. What do you do?

What kind of surveillance or upturning of rooms may be required in your line of work? Oh, look, for me, I like to get a general sense of the target. I like to learn about their background and sort of what I like to get a general sense of the target. I like to learn about their background and sort of what they like to do for fun. I'm spending a little time down in Q, went and saw Mrs. N Twizzle. She speaks very highly of you, Jack. Oh my God, she's saying my principal.

I might as well go to a Q high school. Oh my God! It was my principal. That was A grade police work. Yeah. Because the, I mean, I know that's the kind of thing you pull in interview rooms just to make the suspects mouth hit the floor and Jack was, and shook him real good there.

You said the name again, so I thought you were making fake right up for sure. I thought you were referencing a movie. No, no, Mrs. N Twizzle. It's Twizzle. You got a Hogwarts. No. Now she's very nice.

I love this, Ash. So even just the little you know of Jack, from listening to the podcast, do you have an idea of his kind of the personality you're dealing with here? Yeah, look absolutely. So let's build a little bit of a profile. Oh, great.

Would you like an interview with Erda? I feel like, great. Would you like it if you were a girl? I feel like a hero. It sounds like you're profiling a criminal and like... She's gonna get in your mind, Jack. She's gonna get in your mind to act like you would act. That's what... Just remember Ash, I'm a good guy. Oh no, and Hoit's in the middle of the grave. That's true. You might have missing money. You might have...

Popcorn. Sorry. Popcorn. You think four and a You might have been popcorn. Sorry, popcorn. You think popcorn. 1,000 pieces of popcorn. That came across quite a few lollibank stashed in the roof. The jacks were gone about. Um. Ash, Jack is not on trial.

I'm going to straighten this thing out. He's a good boy. He's a good boy now. Well he's on trial a bit because he has lost thousands of dollars of him. He's my name. True, and he could be hiding it. But Ash, could you, so what, just knowing Jack has to do, like, you know, you'd be going, okay,

we've got, I know this kind of guy, you know, cause often the impression I get from TV shows is police go, we know this kind of perp, you know. Jack's not a perp is, but he is certainly probably fitting a bit of a mold. What can you tell us about the type of guy that Jack is? Yeah, absolutely. So we would look at developing a cut-on-mode operandi, so he's a MO for sorts. From what I can see mostly open source is that he is a moderate intelligence.

Acceptable streets marks. He's socially adept and he has exceptional trade craft when it comes to avoiding extra work and paying bills. He really does. He's like Russian KGB level trade. He's a man of a hundred identities when it comes to work or pay a bill. Exactly. So I mean with his intelligence and his sneakingness, I sort of look to the couple of theories that have been going around about where this this password might be and there's a thread on Reddit quite deep that suggests that it's a catch to it. It's written on one of his joists. Now a less experienced investigator might go, oh yeah, that's a possibility. I mean, he's clever, he's sneaky. might go, oh yeah, that's a possibility. I mean, his clever is sneaky. But for me, I think his propensity for idleness is what makes me think that's not going to be the case. I think

he's certainly capable of that kind of thinking, capable of going, oh, geez, that's a good idea. He's also capable of executing it. However, if he didn't have a pen that could be used to write on the joist at the time, he would have written it off and off. That's very easy. That's a big, very, very, very good. Okay. The way you're speaking about me is if I'm trying to hide the password from Andy ever finding it so I can steal his money, the password's hidden from me as well.

I've lost it. No, but you weren't trying to hide it from yourself. You were trying to hide it from what you think a criminal would be looking for Yeah, that's what I reckon the interesting point is here, but they've already have to call me sneaky Because you're trying to out-snake a sneak you're you're trying to out-snake your perception of what our sneaky criminal would be I think she was calling you late would be. I think she was calling you late. I mean I was going all for lazy as opposed to unintelligent. But you are a really moderate intelligence. There was a lot of descriptive words in there. Can I ask a question? When you go through the house and turn it over

looking for the password, is it your job to put things back together? Is it, what? Why does it, it doesn't want to do the password? Is it campsite rules? Like leave a campsite at the foundation? Is that true? They're going to make you tens of thousands of dollars if they find this and all you can think about is the mess. You have to clear that.

Yeah, look, that's not generally my job description. I'm not sure if Pete does that. He's much nicer than I am. That's, um, okay. Where do you, sure if Pete does that. He's much nicer than I am. That's okay. Pete, where are you when you're going through the cells? Look, there's two ways we can do it. Oh, about. The easy one.

What is that? How are you doing? Back into the prison rules. Yeah, go for the side, Peter. Peter, can you go? So we can either toss us out the whole lot, pre-for-all, we can do it a little bit easier. Comment, a tequila.

Have you ever, you know, the calming? I assume when you tell, yeah, Jack's wrapped. I suppose while you're there, if you can run the vacuum over, please. When you've tossed a cell before, I assume it's like, assume it's only if someone's under suspicion, which you would maybe they're the more nefarious characters in presence, I was like, all right, Dagger and Stix, you know, you stand in the hallway, we're tossing the cell. Would it be a fun thing to do? You know, because it's a high tension situation.

You've got guys in the hallway yelling, what are you doing? There's nothing in there. Would you ever toss a cell, then make the bed and leave a little mint chocolate on the pillow? Just like it had fun with the prisoners to go, look, we're not all bad. It is a bit of a game. So we're not a mint chocolate.

We're leaving. Just like a little, like they're doing like sometimes you see in like more American movies than hotels and stuff. I think he knows it in the eights. But would that be a nice little fun thing to do? Take the pressure down a bit in prison? Maybe a little. Thank you. No, it's not. We're compliments for management. Would you?

So guys, would you be benefit for both of you? Ash for pro-firing and Pete just to have the pressure of having someone waiting, to have Jack there on the day? Oh, certainly. Yeah. Okay. We'll come out as well. Yeah, love it. I'm so fast, I'm so excited. We'll make sure, we'll make sure, we'll book it in for, make sure it's COVID safe, of course, at the moment.

And that's why there's been a bit of delay on this, but we'll circle back. Let's try and book a mutual time for everybody, but look, I think haste is on the agenda, and we'll try and get it done in the next couple weeks. Jack, the great news is, I mean, I'm now really confident. I think they can find it. I mean, I wish them the best of luck. That's the magic I've got on your big coin bag. I would love that.

Where professionals? Yeah, or we could tell. Don't worry about that. Thanks so much guys. We'll speak soon. Thanks guys. Thanks. Thanks.

Guys, I can email a couple of days ago that reminded me of something that I had done some months before. It was a customer service follow-up, right? Now we are all basically now. So we went through the second lockdown. Yes, together. During the lockdown, not uncommon, especially if someone of my desires,

to be purchasing things online and to have career companies or whatever, like not Australia posts, like the other gangs that come to your door, and they often want a signature or whatever. There's this one company, right, this one career group. The guy never, the guy just puts the card in and says, sorry, I missed you, right?

And we know he's doing this because we're always home, right? And we're all locked in. We're all locked in. He will sometimes bring the doorbell and we will sprint to the door and we live up like a layman alley with a few other houses and stuff on it. We get outside and he's racing down the alley

and he pre-films the car down to say he was there an hour earlier. Right. So this was going on for a few, and I kind of forgot about this because it's like things have changed since then. You need a bear trap. We needed something. I think it's not over there for him as he's running off.

Just get real. I mean, there's still trap. There's a little kid that lives across the alley. Yeah. I just tell the parents that just I have a little kid who lives across the alley. Yeah, I just tell the parents, that just I have been putting some bear traps in the alley. So it happened one time, like that we were waiting for something. And because the thing is, then you have to go,

we're in lockdown, you can't leave five kilometers, they go, it's at the depot. Yeah, just like that. And you're like, what is the point of the career company? Or like getting something shipped? Going to the depot is the whole opposite of the point. Are you going to the house is the point of the career company? Or like getting something shipped? Going to the depot is the whole opposite of the point. Are you going to the house as the point? The depot is always further away than the factories themselves. Oh yeah.

And the depot has, like the depot, they're just genuinely shocked to see anyone that's come there that doesn't work there. It's like a small office that is by no means customer facing. Yep. They're all like loose paper over those spikes with receipts on the fan service. Flustered to see someone walking off the street

and you've got some ticket in your hand that has a hundred numbers written in a line and one of which will be wrong. They don't know who you are. They don't know where it is. We had to get a cable that we needed to take overseas back in the day and it missed my house, similar thing.

I went into the deck, a depot. When passed cows on the deck, a depot, went past cows on the way to the depot. There was farmland and I'm like, what is going on here? It's cheap land. Depots are on cheap land. And so, when I've got a sign that says, leave stuff.

Like, we don't care. No one, we're up in alley. Like, just, I think he offers a raining or what, I'd rather run the risk of the wet box. More to the point, we're at home, right? So I'm just like, this guy is playing this history. He obviously gets his round every morning. He gets his thing and just goes,

I'm filling out all the forms. I'm just checking him in the little boxes and I'm never getting out of the car or whatever. So I did something I've never done before. I complained. I wrote a complain email and I wrote it in the heat of the moment. Welcome.

Which you're not meant to do. But for the first time ever, and I have completely forgot off complain. Because now the email I got a couple days ago was the second follow-up to go, hey, we're trying to follow up on this. But I've said it a lot ago because I don't want him to get fired. But I really, I unloaded on him and I did a bit of like, what's this guy doing? Surely you, like I really, I unloaded on it. And I did a bit of like, what's this guy doing? Surely you, like I said, I can't even,

it seems harder to go to all this effort to me, to put, to fill out the car. What did they reply? To put it in, like isn't it easier to just give us our stuff? Like, no one's not home. It's illegal to leave our house. We're in lockdown.

So don't you get this guys thing at the end of the day and go, oh, another full truck for me. That was, I'm like, aren't you guys suspicious about this guy, whatever? So they don't feel bad because they wrote back and they were like, try and hunt him down. But here's my question to you guys. Have you complained to that extent?

Like I really felt like I joined. I can lock down spring yet, complaints. I didn't like first complaint. I feel like I joined a weird club and I don't know if I'll go back to complaining but it was cathartic in the moment. I can lock down springing out complaints. I didn't like first complaint. I feel like I joined a weird club, and I don't know if I'll go back to complaining, but it was cathartic in the moment. I did my first complaint. Did you complain about?

I did something again due to boredom. I was looking through and I noticed a subscription coming out on my credit card. And I was like, that's odd. And it was 20 bucks a week. And I was like, what is this? It says AFL for Australian rules football. Yeah.

Well, I mean, times have been tough for the league this year. I think they're just taking $20 from every citizen. Got a bit confused. And then how long has this been going on? And obviously there's a big pause. If you don't see it during the off season, so you think it's gone. Yep.

When the game wasn't on it, it went down to $2 a week. Just, but I looked back to last year. It had the whole season, 20 bucks a week. The year before, whole season, 20 bucks a week. I mean, it must be very nice. Do not notice that. But I wasn't leaving. It was, if you're overseas and you want to...

What was it for? live dot TV a fill Oh, what do you overseas? We used to do it when we were overseas. Yeah, um, I But we it was like for one game, you know, you pay per view for one game. I'd watch it for one game It was an auto-renew Supportion suckling away and they've been suckling away for three years. And you had a notice them just they're drinking. No. Drinking. It's like a mosquito on your back

that's the size of a pig now. Yeah. How long have you been back there? Yeah. Three years, man. You're the biggest. You're not on 65 liters out of you. So I complain because apparently you men

to have send receipts. They don't send receipts. So. Got them on that, have you? Oh no. But I mean, if it's like, it'll be just like registered in some offshore account somewhere.

They just said, you, it says very clearly on the website that it's in order and you should have known and you're like, but regards, enjoy watching. And I was like, oh, I won't. But it looked for everybody. Check, check your A for stuff. Because you, people do it all the time.

They go away for a one or one. So it's a planer. And she's proud of being a complainer. And often it hotels, I mean, I'm not a complainer. Like, restaurants and stuff. If someone brings out, you know, if I'm like, I'll have a margarita pizza and they bring out a raw pig's head. Oh, good.

Sorry. I'll just pick around the news. No worries. Like, I just, I don't complain at restaurants. And I definitely hotels and stuff when they go, you know, to a hotel. So I just feel you're like, oh, when the other lift, we're like, oh, hey, that's a hotel.

We know about the lifts and stuff. But just, she, to her credit, she like stands by her complaining because every time she's complained, I don't like the system, but I'm a bit disavowed. Jack knows. You get a better deal. I know, but that's a good deal. I don't like supporting it. but I'm a bit disavowed. Jack knows. You get a better deal. You do. I know, but that's a good deal.

I don't like supporting it, but you should see some of the upgrades that have happened over the life due to the complaint. What's your policy, Jack? No, I'm my mother-in-law is exactly what Zoe's saying. Like, any little thing that's out of place slightly, it's a complaint and an upgrade situation, and you hate to see it work because it's so annoying. And so good to do, like, charming, funny, you know, but it's still a complaint. Yeah. So I just sit there just... I didn't go on the curtains as I was talking.

So hands-y by pockets of head down, quietly packing, repacking the luggage, you just unpacked him, it's a go-go. I know we're heading to a bit of room, but I hate this bit. to a bit of ruin, but I hate this bit. you