Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 86

Episode Date: April 8, 2020

1. Juice awards 2. Hot N Cold 3. Tell us someone we haven’t thought of for a while 4. Beard boys 5. Power Moves 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cause the hay mission and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. Ahoy, Ham. Ahoy, Mo. Ahoy, do you, Jacko? Oh, boy. Ahoy, ham! Ahoy, bon! Ahoy, you, Jacko!

Ahoy to all in sundry? Also, especially those right out in the wide fringes of sundry. Yes, like right out to the edges. Right to the edges? Are we ever going to follow up our, um, Tunisian podcast? Are you speaking of sundry? We are in a bunch of countries that have one podcast. It's still out there.

If you are the Tunisian podcast that show yourself, yes, AmishDanny.com. And I think we've talked about this briefly. I am having a war with hackers. Of course, they ruined the big finish last year and the big owner. But I am being fished for Ociously, PHISH from someone in Tunisia, trying to get into my Netflix,

get a lot of account login in Tunisia denied. So it's out there, Deets are out on the dark web. Did we talk about this last time? I just hope this Tunisian's not the guy of Tuna Haki. I just hope it's not this thing to the podcast to try and pick up tidbits about my life. It might be password- Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It might have made a name. So a bit of, yes. I went to the podcast to try and pick up tidbits about my life, it might be a password but it's made a name. So a bit of, yes, I went to the shops with my mum, Kerry Blake, me, Wrath's down. Ha ha ha. Hey, no, this one today has been sent in from Gordon and I'm not saying we're from, I'm gonna play this one twice and you'll know why after you hear it.

Okay. Ahoj Hamish. Happy birthday Andy. This is Gordon here. I'm just wondering, can you tell by listening to my voice, what four English-speaking countries have I lived in for significant periods of time? Wow.

I didn't realize we were doing it. It's a game we've ever invented. We've ever understood one. It's not the game we ask for, anyway. It's the game we've ever invented. We've ever mission of one. It's not the game we ask for any, it's the game we deserve. I, of course, we're gonna throw down Australia. England, can I guess? Yep. I mean, this is pretty boring.

Thank you for. Australian, England, Scotland, and Canada. Okay, okay. I'll go Australian New Zealand, America, England. Jack wins with three white picks. Go on, Fitz Road. The answer to my question on the audio is England, King Scotland, USA and New Zealand.

He's never lived in Australia, him. He also writes that the WhatsApp Power would have been easier. Well, he's a smart guy. He's a smart guy. He's world travel. That goes to show that he's obviously tasted the delights of the world, certainly the Commonwealth. Do you want to hear his old allies, America?

Let's hear him back if you can hear the English guy. USA in New Zealand. OK. Ahoi Hamish. Happy birthday, Andy. This is Gordon here. I'm just wondering, can you tell, by listening to my voice, what four English-speaking countries have I lived in

for significant periods of time? I mean, I'm not picking up in America, but that's probably as exciting as the game chat, isn't it? Ha ha ha ha ha. Turn around the examin' him. Speaking of... So I've had levels of low. Let's pump him up.

No, I love it to hear from him. And thank you to everyone that battles their way through the labyrinth to get to get on that is attaching the file We we you know of course we love all countries of the world even Tunisia. Yes, but they're sprinkling of rascals in that Well, I don't I haven't had any rascals. It's an absolute hotspot of cybercrime And that's that's news to know what. Okay. Two New Zealand's wouldn't know that. It.

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Yes, they're operating in the shadows. They're ransom attacks, stuff like that. Again, there's lots of great stuff about Tunisia. I'm sure my recent experience has been some Netflix hacking. Yes. Unaccessible. So, we're going to antagonism know, so far, suck it. LAUGHTER OK. OK.

Here, looking forward. You know, I'm always trying to play and fun stuff for this show. I, we've got to really... Then you forget that you've said something, and we remind you, and then you pretend that you've done work on it. I thought it would be a nice thing for us to do. We haven't gone on a big adventure for a while, have we? No.

We haven't had some sort of crazy holiday. Yeah. We haven't really had a holiday. Show me how to chicken fest. That was great fun. And I just sort of had in the back of my mind, all right, I just keep my eyes open in case a great idea for a holiday or an adventure pops up. I was drinking a coconut water with my daughter the other day at the supermarket,

fully intending to pay for it at the end. And did you pay for it at the end? Hard. Yeah, we would have. Sorry, the fully intending point in my blood too. Okay, sorry to that. No rascal baby from me. Yes. I couldn't have noticed on the bottle that the coconut water had been a finalist at the world juice awards.

Oh, obviously didn't take home the chocolates because you would have written winner at world juice awards. I don't know how many finals there were. But still obviously it's a big enough deal to log on the front of your box. You were a finalist. You were there. You stood proud.

You're happy to have just been in it amongst it. Yep. Either you didn't take home. They're the big gong. The big banana from winning the best juice. Now I can't remember the name of the brand but I'm sure they'll come back strong next year. Maybe they even win.

Who knows. World juice awards. That seems like a pretty fun thing for us to go to. Where is it? I don't know. I mean, you may be unpeaturing the wrong thing, but I like juice. Jack, you like juice.

I do like a juice. But you're envisioning a situation. Yes, you're tropical. I would tell you. And the fact that there is a big event for it. Oh, are you telling me they help you awards in secret? No, there's plenty of awards I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right.

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I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're right. I'm sure you're good on computers, can you please like a world juice awards and where they are this year? Because I think winners in finals of 2019 world beverage. No juice. No. Not beverage with juice was world juice awards. Okay. Mike can't find it.

He's like, I'm reveled something here. Might have. Because I'm not thirsty. I mean, is if anyone's gonna check if you put on, I mean, they could rub their own. And I reckon what, all right. They could hold their own awards. Oh, no, here we go.

World juice awards. I'm better than my hammers. Bahamas. No, this is 2013. Could have been an old prize. Maybe that would have every seven years. Del Monte has scooped the World Juice Awards for best pure juice or smoothie in that category.

That was back in 2013. Where were they held just as an indicator? Because if it is, I don't say. Right. It's the Auckland Exhibitions Centre or something like that, then it's got more of a corporate twang to it

than I would have hoped. But in my mind, it is a bit Fiji and it is a bit Bahamas. I don't walk around to the stalls and having our sip of juice, casting our votes. Yeah. Yeah, that's interesting. that's a nice juice. I think conversations like that.

I thought it would be the kind of event where if we knew about it with enough lead time, we could put our hat in the ring to be guests of honor. Yeah. At the World Juice Award. I think the problem I'm having is, I don't see it. It wasn't the kind of event.

It isn't an event. So, are you saying, did the coconut water say 2019? It wasn't. It wasn't exist. It wasn't an event. So, are you saying... I did get the coconut water say 2019? I didn't. So you just said, I wrote it down. I mean, I wrote it down verbatim when I saw it, because can you read to me what was it again?

Uh, sorry, one second. Yep. Finalist at the World Juice Awards. It was then done in like a gold thing. I reckon what we might do. From what I can see, the World Juice Awards would have been around since 2013, 2013 and but should they credit?

They didn't say the most recent juicer words. Like I could say batting champion. When? Yeah, cricket award winning cricket award rickian cricket but I only was his patient award would and cricket at club level. Exactly. So what I've what has happened here, I've fallen for it,

is we've seen a coconut juice company, I think what they've done is actually go, well, let's make something up and put it on the side. Yes. If we make up winner, that could get other people's noses out of joint, and they could expose us. We're not finalists, still looks good. Yes.

But it's not too cocky since we're making up. And now we're going to check up on that. Because we make up an award. But we're going to check up on that. Yeah. Well, a bit of a shame. Do we host this year's juice awards? No.

It's open and available. I mean, no, if no one else is doing it, it's true. Let's put up a level of interest. LAUGHTER All right, one of this. Let's not mention it anymore. And if we do find ourselves coming back to being the new home of the 2020 World Juice Awards, so be it. We do have chicken fest to think about later in the year.

Yes. Would we? Are we? Are we sipping off more than we can swallow as well as biting off more than we can chew? Well, should people nominate their favourite juices anyway? No, it doesn't feel like your fans are like, I think we're running it. Yeah, it just feels like a liquid version of chicken first. And also, yeah, I'm a past. I mean, now that I'm, yeah, I was in heavily as a guest in the guest of online capacity.

Yeah, love a juice. Please contact us if you are, if you hear about this and you are running it, we'll give people a May deadline. Yep. First of May, let us know. We'll be there. You must be able to prove you are the original and best

world user worlds. I don't want anyone starting up a local one. You got three weeks of rock. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. I'm special skill coming up that I haven't told you about. But he's coming in. Riley Jones, he writes, I can tell if a food is cold or hot just by looking at it.

Okay. Okay. Now I know you've got this already set up because we're about to go and do it. Well, we can quickly change it because he's about to arrive's about to arrive at the bed. But steam. I think we're not going to go. Can he say steam? I can see steam. Yeah, I've gone for foods that I don't think will be steaming low water content under 100 degree. Yeah. Hey, that's okay. Yeah, it seems to give us a he just can look at something and go that looks like it's warm. Yeah, sure he's not just thinking he has a skill,

but it's steam. Well, I don't, all right. I would like him to look at things on a white background. Okay. On my own. I was like, oh, I was white background. And just so you know, he's looking through class at it. We'll be on the other side of it.

Because I didn't want any smell. Smell, smell, smell. Smell, smell. Yes. He's the most popular suit pot. Yeah. So I know it is like,mellon. Yep. So I'll explain to you all the future of down there, baked beans, one, running with it cold, and we'll sit on one side of the glass. We'll make sure there's a white background of this theme, and it's a very good, I'd

probably be a piece of paper behind it. Yeah. Get me like a side screen. Yeah, yeah. For some theme screen. Like a steam screen. Yeah. I'll For some steam screen. Fight the steam screen. Yeah. Yeah.

We're heading down there now. We'll meet Riley. And what do you think coin rung? How many foods have you got? Five. It's going to hit four, doesn't it? Well, it's 50-50 games. So how can he have to hit five?

Actually, I see it. Five. I can see it five for a one coin coin. Yeah, great. All right. Let's go. Rylee, thanks so much for coming. Not a problem. I mean, I appreciate you've just come straight from uni.

Correct. My sport course. Sport media. Just like sports media, this challenge is judging things, calling it as you see it, really. And you know, I find, you might find you have to do a lot of that in your career as a sports journal. You know, you do have to call it as you see it.

It's in preparation. When did you first discover that you could see something in determinants, temperative just by sight? Probably in high school. Yep. Remember the mermaids, like we'd go to the K&A and that grabs them too. And I'll be like, ooh, they haven't done that right.

Yeah, it's not proper temperature. Yeah, so you go, what's just, guys, watch out for these sausage rolls. They seem a little cold. Yeah. And they're biting to it, stank them. Sure enough, yeah. I want to get the elephant in the room

out of the way. We're not talking about steam here. No. No. No. There's no trickery there. Yeah. I don't need to see steam. What is it about the food that alerts you to the temperature? Guttfield. Yeah. Yeah. Just something's off. And this is where everyone's crying out about AI going on. It's taking over, you know, patent recognition. I think there are still humans amongst us, Andy. Yeah. Who have superior patent recognition powers, and I think you could be one of them, Ryan.

Rainmare. Intuition. Intuition. Riley, what we're going to do is to make sure that you can't sense the heat, or you can't smell anything cooked. Yeah. You're going to be behind glass.

We trust you. This is just, of course, for people watching this video online. We're going to film this as well that there's no aromatic leg up. I'll see that. Then each dish will be five dishes. Each dish will come out and it will be placed on a white little table with a white back side screen. A white backing can to try and cover the steam. You're nodding profusely. That's very in case to try and cover the steam. Yeah, you're nodding. Preferably you obviously didn't, that's very fair. Yeah, I'm not scared of any.

Okay, and then you'll just say, hot or cold. Yep, yeah, I'm not sure. There's no trickery. No tricks from our side, we're not gonna try and, you know, there was a discussion today as whether we should have heat. Oh, yeah, we'll claim this, we'll put our hands up and cut this. We talked, we obviously agreed against it,

but we talked about heating up a couple of years. We've had one year old. So sushi. Now that's not served cold, we thought that wasn't in the spirit of baseball. Bad sportsmanship. We're here to do normal foods that could be either warm or cold or have cooled down.

So it's a traditionally hot food that might have gone back to cold. I've just got the nod, there in the other room, we've had you in a separate room. The foods are ready for us to look at. I think the hots will be around the 40-50 degree mark, and of course, colds will be room temperature. Should we do it? Let's do it. Let's do it. Let's do it. Okay, we are now looking through the glass here. At the covered first dish, I'll give the knock of remove. Okay, there is taking up in the boardroom.

There you go, that looks like a spaghetti bowl of nares. That's obviously not giving you anything away. Riley's coming up real close to it, he's having a look. All right, I've got a B Frank with you. I can see steam coming off there. Oh! Christian, that's really nice of you.

Appreciate it. Right, well, can we get you to look at the next one from further back? I can't see steam, but you've got that correct. Yeah, this is all. This is the steaming up on us. I'm gonna quickly have a chat to the guys of there is like they don't even grip shreds off.

They don't need to cover the top of it, and then relieve it. You can press the stain, okay? It's a disaster of blowing this apart. No, I mean. It's taking a quick time out here. I can't hear what Andy's saying in the other room, but I can see from his face.

What can anybody describe as a stern telly off, I think? For the process. So you are one from one. We can't be unfair. You face your faces. I did. I'll give the nod. Side screen hasn't worked. There you go.

Toast. You're only going to be described as to first. You can come forward. Can I be described as toast? Oh, gee, that's hard. Yeah. That's probably... that's my kryptonite toast. Oh.

It's really second off the... Oh. ...stacking cap off the rank. That's killed me. Err... I'm just gonna take a pint and say cold. Okay. It was hot.

Oh! LAUGHTER OK. OK. Well, I mean, we actually didn't tell you how many... How many? We didn't tell you how many were going for. Let's say, is there's three to go if it gets all three? You're back in the hunt. CHICKEN. Roast chicken, on a plate. Let's say is there's three to go if it gets all three you're back in the hunt.

Chicken, roast chicken on a plate. What's your vibe? I don't know. It's cool. It's right. It's right. Okay. That's cool. That seems you seem so much better at the roast chicken. I mean it was hot. It was a rich history joke. Show me the sort of tell your why it's cold. Why? You can tell what the skin. See the skins. Yeah, it's made of. That's what a hot chocolate looks like. No your wife's cold. You can tell what the skin, see the skins of your dragon. Yeah, you mean, but that's what a hot chook looks like. No, it's not. It's a clear difference. That's all right.

Get a hot chicken next to that as soon as you try. You can't. You can't. Oh, he's good. You can't, I mean, that could, I could, I could, that could easily be a chicken that my wife bought home for the supermarket and I already could fill my index finger,

stiffening as I dove it into the breast to rip off a little snack before dinner. It could have easily been hot, That could easily be a checker than my wife's bought home for the supermarket and I already could fill my index finger stiffening as I dove it into the breast to rip off a little snack before dinner. It could have easily been hot, but you're right. Fake beans have come in. Fake beans have come in. Riley's going in close to have a look. All right, I can see some more.

There's some more spoon in there. I wonder if that's... Yeah, that is a bit of something. I want to say cold. Riley. You are say cold. Riley. You are correct. Come on. All right. Okay.

What's the giveaway? Just see how the spoon, I feel like hot baked beans are sort of rise back up. Okay. Cold baked beans stayed in like that when the spoon was in. More malleable or cold baked beans. So immediately, it's interesting. It's obviously a gut feel for you.

It is a superpower. We're forcing you to analyse it and you know it's like saying a certain man, but why are you so strong? I don't know. I don't know. I'm a man. Stop asking. You know, just do what I do. So I understand it can be a confronting thing to be pressured, but appreciate your sharing with us. So, Hayne, this is... Are we saying then if you get this, you get to coin? We did say five from five. The first was a gimmie, second was very tough. Yeah, look, I've been impressed so far. I will one more and I think you're getting a coin. I agree.

Because the immediate gap reaction when something comes out. Here we go. Yeah, I would say, all right, how about this? One more. Do it in five seconds. Here we go. Here we go. I'll do it in one.

OK. Incoming. Incoming, being. Rose, Rose, Rose. Oh, yeah. So that is hot. No cold on it. Okay Incoming incoming bang rose That is Err Hard no cold on it. It was hot you rock You're the million dollar question

Actually, be me! You're flabbed! You've just lost your house! Oh, you're giving us a rations! All time! You were exceptional! You're a great competitor! Well, give your token of no value!

I've got one right here for you, mate. Look, it's not a heinous shenanic coin. It is a token of no value. We actually win of no value. We absolutely wish no value. We should be. No value to that at all. But you can certainly add sentimental value to that. We won't.

From now on. No, but it just came with no inherent value. Happy with that? Yeah. Good. I feel like the little toll on pressure killed me there. It was great. I mean, mate, that's what the sports are about.

So we gave you a give me with the pasta, with steam, so you're steaming hot thing, you're using this auto-cone. You also gave me toast, which is, in the business, the harder thing. I can't believe you've just chained in, we're doing the compliance game in a bit of a blind game, the back game. Hey, haven't done this game for a while? Love this game. We put a bit of a shout out out, got a couple of weeks ago on Facebook to log a few of these. We then stepped back from Facebook, so we would see nothing.

It is tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while. Essentially all you have to do is throw a celebrity at us that we haven't thought of. Should we say this year? Yeah, because I think we put the call out, I can't remember, but a bit of in like late, fair, early, March. We put the call out and we thought we'd wait for a little while because the rules are always we haven't thought of in this year. Yes. It's a bit rough. We'll be too easy. It's too harsh on us. Too harsh on us to just play it first week of the year or whatever. So April now, we can do it now. We're ready to do it now. Jack, do you have one for the opening song?

I've got one. I like it. Okay. Now the rules are, we just, it's an honesty game. If we have thought of them, bad luck, if we haven't, you win a hat. We'll explain what the hats up for grabs are after this. It's been a while since I've gone. If we haven't, you win a hat. We'll explain what the hats up for grabs are after this. About the musician Ben Lee. Oh, yeah. And it's been a while since I've seen him. It's all coming back to me now, Jack. How this came work. And I've got to usually have a photo about someone that morning.

I thought about it 30 minutes ago. No, you didn't. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I liked one of these tweets, 30 minutes ago. Just follow him. I follow him a bit. You know he's in a band now with Ted Mosby from how I met your mother.

I met Evers. I know. You know everything about it. Two people on Twitter. Yeah, Donald Trump and Ben Lee. It's a weird echo chamber. He's in. All right.

When I thought of him, I hadn't thought of him in a long while. And that can be the frustration of this show because you say something like, you know, Henry Winclough. There's the proof. Just looking at the proof. Andy Lee's like Ben Lee's tweet. You say something like, you know, the Fs and then everyone goes, no, it's just sore in two days ago, right in the letter, dropping, dropping the hair cut. And then

it will go, that's what I haven't thought of. And that's the trick. So it's trying to get in our heads to go, it's kind of people, I'm just an Andy think of, and how can I trick and jack, how can I trick those guys? Hey, the hats that are up for grabs today. Hats are up for grabs are sitting outside the studio that usually not that good to be in the studio. Mark guys? Hey, the hats that are up for grabs today? Hats are up for grabs are sitting outside the studio that usually not that good to be in the studio. Mark, could you bring the hats in please? I know for a fact, Andy, one is a B-Pay cap.

Oh. None of which you would say, here's the B-Pay cap. They're all dark. In fact, there's two B-Pay caps. What if? Yep, and B-Pay. Sorry, yeah, I've made a mistake here. We've got a few different, two hats, two styles, several options.

The big melon, what if? Not sure what that is that you could look like a full wearing mat because that seems like an exhausted promotion here. These are both what I would call entry level, entry level promotion or baseball hats, they're not truckers, they don't have the shape of that, they look shallow. Yep. They have the Velcro, at least favorite fastener, Velcro at the back, I don't know what the big melon is, but I hope you don't have one because this does look like a shallow hat,

a melon for the wadifat, that's black with a bright green embroidery, embroidery is not, there's been a money that's been there. I would put both of them in the category of a hat you wear gardening at your own house. This is not public hats. You give one to your dad. Yeah, dad will love one of this. This is a parent hat for sure. This is not, you would not wear this out to your Fave Nightclub or if you second-fave.

Yeah. The B Pay hat has a little bit of money spent on the peak. I'm not a fan of this. You see it in some sports hats. It's two colours on the peak. A wide stripe. Looks a bit like a cricket hat. Yeah. And I understand what they've tried to do.

I think it hasn't hit the mark. You've got the BPay logo again embroidered. So not the absolute cheapest option. Yeah. But really, both of these hats are just saying entry level. I support these companies, which of course, you know, we have on the podcast, but in Hatform I would have loved to see BP pay, do so much more, so I know the capable of it.

Well, they put all their time into their research design of their, their, their platform. Not sure, so I guess in a method in a weird way, it's a great ad for them. This bad-and-hats, imagine how good we are to pay your bills. Yeah, I guess it works. Alana. Oh, Huy, do you? Oh, yeah, Alana. Oh, hey.

Alana, this is exciting. This is exciting. The first time in a long while, tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while. Okay, I'm showing my age here, but I am the same age as you, so you might know. Cookie from a country practice. Oh, haven't. Haven't didn't watch. This is an interesting category because in, I don't know

any idea who she's talking about. Yeah. So you've passed in that sense that it's only haven't thought about in a while, but it's sort of like doing it. The ninth president of America. Yeah. Unless that's one of the classics. We had to have that was Lincoln or someone I'm not going to know it. We had to have thought about them in the past.

Yes. And so it's a dead ball. someone I'm not gonna know it. We had to have thought about them in the past. Yes. Like that. So it's a dead ball. It's a dead ball. Thank you. But I'm glad we were talking to you. Thank you, Lana, Rowan. No, I'm very glad.

No entry little hat for you today. Rowan, tell us something we haven't thought of for a while. Frankie Minise of Malcolm in the middle. Have I thought of him? It's either the middle kid. He's Malcolm. He's the Malcolm. Minise, sometimes Minise, Rowan's preferred pronunciation.

Oh, I remember him better off, I remember him better off special agent Cody Banks. Yeah. Yeah. Someone's coming deep on Menees today online. I'm just scanning to check that when I watched Breaking Bad recently again with my wife, I rewatched it. When I looked at, you know, when I was watching Breaking Bad and I'm mostly thinking, oh, okay, yeah, that's the dad.

That's the dad. Did you think of, did I then have a quick think of it? You would have, you can't really think of the dad, I don't think of that. I don't think that he think of the stretch. If you thought if you thought if Brian Cranston sorry Brian Cranston. Brian Cranston. He's the actor to play the dad about the middle also the lead in breaking bad. I reckon he's also Malcolm Dad. I reckon he would have. What if I had a quick think of me? I think you I wasn't specifically thinking of me it is but as I quickly placed

both of white back in the family setting, I'm welcome in the middle. Did I have a quick think of your word? Jack thinks I did. Yeah, he can't think of him as the dad without thinking of the whole show. Yeah, thinking of such a shame, but... So I didn't think the words, Frankie Muni's, but I did have a quick think of him as a character. As a human, as a model. I think you're trying to stretch it there.

No, I don't want it. I don't want you to have a hat so bad row. But I think I've got to be honest here. It's a quick think of it. Thank you, Row. Sorry. Moving on from row to Doug. Hi, Doug. Hello, Doug.

This is exciting. No hats have gone off yet. Yeah. Tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while. Okay. First of all, have your best Andy. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

It's a American Idol waging, William Humm. Oh my gosh, you are so unlucky. I've thought of it. Oh, that's unbelievable, because I... That's not what I was thinking. I agree, that there's no way. You might have been thinking of... No.

Kelly Clarkson or some other idol person. We had in the other... Because we were talking about Flynn then we had we had Flynn from Australia he was Australia's version of Willie Hunk but I've forgot about William home I have I'll have him my search history oh don't say that here deep secrets I can't remember who we were who I was talking to about it but you're definitely in my search history I've had William Hunk this. Doug, I don't believe in you. You guys believe him? I don't believe him.

It's a good question, Doug. I mean, he... I immediately jumped on it. You did immediately jump on it. It seems unbelievable, but I mean, we've got to... It's an honest again. I go stand by my man. You know what I remember it was now.

Time to think of a backstory. No, no, no. I didn't think of a backstory. No, no, no. No. I didn't think of a backstory. I went to the Michael Boobley concert with Beck, and he did crowd participation, right. And a guy's song, the song, it sounded a lot like William Hung during the crowd participation, and you explained to him what it was.

And Beck went, no, Beck bought it up with me. Who is that idle guy? And I thought she was talking about Flynn, the Australian idle guy. And she said, no, that's not it. Went back to William Hill. Don't you believe him? Yeah, he's got me.

Got no choice. Got no choice. Yeah, it's a hard game to win. And you knew my immediate recall when he said it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you think of a lot of people? Warren. Warren. Holy boy. Warren. No hats have gone off. You've still got you can still hear a

BP A hat or a Wattif hat. I'd prefer the Wattif to be honest. Yeah, but tell us someone we haven't thought of in a while. I reckon you guys haven't thought of Peter Moon in a while. So I can verify. Warren, you'd be right in thinking that to the average Australian. Can I shock you? He lives two tours away from home. A coffee with him, Ricks. Now this isn't some cock and bull story about hearing someone in the concert. This isn't some rapidly life tweet. This is the real deal, baby. Andy kicks me up from the coffee.

I see, was that... So I'm rapidly like to tweet, this is the real deal baby. Andy kicks me up from the coffee. I see, was that... That was me ending Andy. And I had to sort of cut it, show us a peat, great to chat, we're talking about industries, still in stories from the 90s, I mean. He was a peat of Moone. Peter Moone was a huge rate breakfast radio host, Sydney.

I mean, he was like bigger than, yeah, as being his car. No, long time Steve Weiser, the company shows, the sketch shows get shows in the 90s so I'm lucky for you man Well, maybe I should have dropped the pie's out on or even a Michael Vitch Well fasties house yesterday it was getting Some renovations done by If someone appeared successfully in the Australian sketch company landscape in the 90s, we know where they live. We will track them for a rocker sleep. I'm lucky, mate.

I'm lucky. He's since sold his house though. I can... Peter Moon or Peter Moon? I can sell it. I'll give you a buzz back. Well, you know, I'll call you back off air and I'm taking you through the full full sail and and Pete's story these days. That's incredible. Okay. Thank you very much. We're in Wow, Caitlin

Hoi boy. Oh my god. It's been a disastrous run for the people. Hmm, but you know, but you still can't get a hat here Caitlin Tell some we haven't thought of for no while I'll make Kevin no seven Kevin runs haven't thought of for no while. I'll make Kevin no seven Kevin runs. That's a tricky one. I mean, I think we've all thought of him this evening. But I haven't. I know. You're a shot the game.

Good shot. You have while you're waiting on hold. Oh, yeah. OK, you're on. Yes, that old technicality. That was that would have been where two hats of neither of us had thought it's Kevin because he's still trying to pop up There's always there are thereabouts. You never quite know if it could be Kevin 27 Thanks, Kaitlyn Emma is our last contestant

Emma oh boy, boy, it's not really birthday Andy. Oh, no need, but you've still got a full Rack of hats Which are because none have gone off tell us when we haven't thought of for a while but you've still got a full rack of hats, which, because none have gone off. Tell us when we haven't thought of for a while. I don't think you guys have thought of Meisha Barton. That's pretty good. That is good.

That's pretty good. I don't think I've thought of her. Jack's worried. I haven't thought of her. I think I told Clear for me too. Yeah, no. No, it's clear for me. I think I just tried back there. If I had a no standing, I should've got you getting. Yeah, no No, it's clear for me. I'm sorry. Just trying back if I had a no-shanning

That's it, yeah, no scanning Scanning full of Rachel Bilsen sure who hasn't yes, can When you thought of Bilsen did you think of Michelle Barton? No What is she up to these days? What was that sir? What she up to these days? Oh, what was that, sir? What's she up to these days? I don't know why, I asked like your friend.

He's not a personal friend of mine, I'm really not sure. Yeah, either of my. Ah. I'm glad you would see the article as something important. I'm sort of glad that Emma didn't then say, no, she's in that movie forever November. Yeah. Oh, I saw that, so yeah. Now, you're all clear, Stella. Here that movie forever November. Oh, I saw that. Sorry.

Now, you're all clear, Stella. Here's the exciting part. Do you want the what if hat that's a plain black hat with a bright green, what if slogan on the front? Embroidered. So not scrimping or the BPAT Navy wide embroidery badge. White embroidered. I really like the BPAT cake. So I think I'm going to have to go a BPAT.

Okay. It's a good choice. Wouldn't it have been Andy's first choice? No, it doesn't have the sports type brim to it, but it is coming your way. Yeah, and I would say just at home around the garden. It's a gardening hat. I mean, this hat will have a spider's web on it within a week. That's okay. Thanks, folks.

Thanks, boys. Thank you. Thank you. Ando, a honest and raw and disturbing email hit my side of the fence and I appreciate Corey Watts for sending it in and he is falling in with being named and checked with him. He tells a sad tale, and I regret having to bring this up, but I think it's the right thing to do to let this poor man's voice be heard. So, hey guys, be with a sad story. Andy called me out while I was working at Royal Melbourne golf course. Now you do play there? I've golfed at Royal Melbourne for four years.

Many times. Yeah, must be nice. Pfft! It's one of the more elite courses. It's lovely. It must be very nice. Pfft! He was playing around.

But I have been invited. He sure? With a celebrity? Any played with celebrities there? No, I haven't played with celebrity. Never met a celebrity or play with a celebrity or a moment. Never met a celebrity there? Must a celebrity or a moment. Never met a celebrity there. Must be nice.

Must be nice. So, there's Andy playing the round. Now Corey is, he's a great guy. He's got a job, he's a common man, and he's working hard. He's a groundskeeper there. So I don't know if you were playing with a celebrity this day or not. I was just, he said, the time was about 10am. Yeah.

Corey recalls it. So I still had a headlamp on because it's dark in the mornings when Corey starts us when the common man starts work. Dark in the mornings and he just forgotten to take it off. He's working hard, keeping the greens nice and you're in celebrity golf. Andy saw me and he still felt the need to say to me, oh, isn't it a bit dark out is it mate?

Pointed to the headlamp and getting a laugh from... You won't disclose who you were there. We'll probably all, so that's what we're going to tell you. You were there with it, so getting a laugh from the group. So this day, I no longer wear a headlamp and I work in the dark, so risking being fired, as I'm haunted by the embarrassment and the stupid grin after he delivered the blow.

I think there's a bit of mayo. Literally and the stupid grin after he delivered the blog. I think there's a bit of mayo. Literally says the stupid, stupid grin. I know. I like when you call it our beard's stupid, which we all heard. Okay man, that was your choice. This is Corey's choice. This is Corey's choice. This is Corey's choice.

I don't think you're being summoned by the way, Jack. You too. Thank you. So that, I had a bit of a chat with a few people here on the show and we've obviously had an instance of bullying before on the show. Yeah, but that was, that, that's, felt like that was addressed.

And unfortunately, Jack and I have had a bit of a chat and we think this might place you as the show's bully. Oh, you bully. I'm not a new bully. Jack's the bully. Sorry. That looks like we had a bit of a talk about it. Oh, the beard brothers.

What is that? Why do you keep saying beard boys, beard brothers? Because you just make alliances. That is not true. That is not true. That is not true. That is not true. The beard boys are just two boys.

They both have been She took the boat They're not an alliance, they're just friends There's nothing to fear Oh man, when I first heard the little lions being thrown around Like, what are you crazy? I was shocked Like, yeah

Okay Some of our hope streams wishes and, you know, they line up We have things in common Oh, some things line hope streams wishes and you know, they line up. We have things in common. Oh, some things line up. Is that a line? No. No. No.

Sure in the face of hostility will be in defiance. But you never call that arrangement an alliance. I mean, there's witch hunt from Andy of who's in an alliance who's not in a I mean God, did you sign anything? I didn't say nothing That's a lie a line is a formal and yes, what's a form? The head office is a NATO. There'd be signatures on paper This is not formal and I just think the investigation should stop and I know jack back's up like he always does. Yes I do well done, good boy. Yeah the big boys are sticking together but it's not in the lions they've just got a reliant song

being good friends with me. Yeah it's not in the lines just a friendly unspoken deal between two guys who are sweet and kind who happen to be tactically aligned. And that's it, really? That's all there is. Tactically aligned is so close to it. You reckon? Aligned subformal. You want to survive her? You're not sitting there with a pin paper? They do ask him. No, they do. I'm right on the track.

I'm going to the bottom. I don't know. The line goes on and behind the scenes of survivor that we don't know about, Haynes Wright. What is it for? Sorry, Corey, though. All right, Paul. I will apologize to Corey.

OK, but I think you've added a little bit. Can we kick things off here, the alert listener Josh, because we do talk about the power moves that are divided into arsehole moves and legend moves. Are they making yourself look like an arsehole or a bit of a legend, but both you are incrementally or sometimes substantially increasing your power in a social setting. Josh goes, look, I feel like the legend moves are a bit more rare, but I feel like this qualifies. Oh, this is good.

Best use on someone who likes to hit the high early. Pick a random night, preferably a week night, that you know that that friend is going to be busy with work the next day, so they guarantee to be going bed early. Yeah. Show up unannounced to that friend's house with enough drinks and snacks to last well into the night. Well pass their bedtime.

You've stolen their night, they're sleeping their decision making power. If they turn you away, they look like a grumpy loser to all. Now it is a power move. How is it a legend? It sounds familiar to me, because you guys did that to me when you threw me a house party.

I was already in bed. And did you think we were legends or us? Thanks, you factored. You were here to be annoyed. No, maybe you screamed me. I think I'll legends. Well Gregg's got one here, hand that could be a legend. Yeah, okay.

A road rage power move to defuse a situation if a guy is yelling at you or flipping you the bird. Okay. Pretend to recognize him. Now something like, oh it's you, then give him the wave and the gesture to call me. To be effective, that does have to be done with serious charisma in the face. In the face of someone getting out of their car with a like a tire wrench. How Cheryl? Ando, this comes from Locke.

It's a two-powl move manoeuvre. He said the second is the best, but the first is also effective. I feel like you've got a rhythm boat. It's a pretty good, he's a shining example of a man that's out there gaining power. It's activity-based power move. This is number one. I use it with my younger brother when we're surfing,

but it can be applied more generally, is when we're out in the water in the lineup, which we all know is the bit we're waiting for the wave. Pairing to be one knee, no knee, or two foot. Or two foot, no knee up to either, but do try and be a two foot, Tony. When Lock's decided he wants to go, he'll swim over to his brother in Yale loudly.

All right, Chief, have you had your fun? Because this sounds like he's requested I take him out surfing. And now he was too scared to go on his own. And now I'm seeing him, it's OK for him to leave. Good. The second one is so simple. He simply writes,

pretend to catch a fly. That's super effective if it's used when there are flies buzzing near you, but people can't immediately go over to check that you got one, like it has sit down, didn't it? Yeah, great. Get up, go to the corner, catch it, looking as we like go on, great. Yeah.

Really like it. If you can catch a fly, you're a powerful guy in any situation. Charlie left for new, since it's won in. See, this power move actually happened to me, works best if a guy is delivering it. Gotcha. Said, you, if you and another guy are both interested in a girl, and you're a bar, and he's talking to her and doing a lot of the flirting and his out in front. Say hi to them. Slip into conversation. Wow. You guys look like you could be brother and sister.

Are you brother and sister? No. That'll incept them both that they can't be together. That is good. Oh, you brother, it's just the, no. That'll incept them both that they can't be together. That is good. Isn't that really? At a primal level. Yeah. That gets right under the skin.

Can I finish, can I round it out? This is one of this comes in from Damien. Very simple, very effective. He uses it all the time. I mean, and he doesn't say he's aged here, but I'm going to say he's old enough, but hasn't moved out of home yet. When I'm leaving the house, so I point to my dad and say, right, you're the man of the house now. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.