Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 90

Episode Date: May 6, 2020

1. Steepest street2. Special Skill - Pick the tone3. Do you take H&A Loyalty Cards?4. The Duping Game5. Dennis

A LISTEN-UP PRODUCTION! Activate your internet! Cause the Haymission and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1! One. A hot-you-ha'em. Amanda, a hot-you-up-bed, Jacko-hoi, in the bleaches, which is nice looking at Obrus. Glove on. Yep, glove on.

And his elf glove is on. Jack has his golf glove on. You know, Jacko, you were that golf glove enough and get it in shot, get it in the camera shot. And you know, you could be in for a little, could be in for a freebie. I don't play any golf, so even if they give me clubs or another club, you can use that as a driving love.

That's sure. So you're saying you'd rather the value in cash. Yeah. You know, if any golf companies are listening, here would be willing to send Jack the monetary value of the goods they would have sent him. Hit us up. We of course, in the golf sim,

as people in isolation at the moment. That's exactly, it's not like it's not like people know what that is. It's not like a toilet. Yes. Well, I forgot to tell Ben. The room that's a golf sim you're later at your house. Yeah. I forgot.

And you're one of the rooms. I forgot to tell Beck that we were recording today and she came down with all the gym gear to do work up before and we'd footed with equipment and so I mean, I was coming in the door. This is a Sim not a gym! Get out! So cool, what's going on here?

The lap of the block came back. Web and Cord. Also, hoyded Jeff in New Zealand. Ohoy, hey Mission Andy in Jack. This is Jeff from New Zealand, currently on lockdown from the coronavirus and cleaning up the garage. In fact, I'm making a sign that says, hey Mission Andy loyalty card accepted here. This is for my little business where I take slow guitars and I make them into fast guitars. While I do this, I listen to some back episodes of your podcast

and I think I've uncovered what your bit coin password may be. Stratosphere. Go well, gentlemen. Thanks, bye. Oh, it's a huge blast. It's a huge blast in the past, the stratosphere. And we had a show. And the points there for back reference, too. We had a show password for a while if you before dollar offer came in. Yeah. If you saw us in the flesh, we had to do you say a stratosphere. And there was more

just a way of being part of the club. Yes. Was it not? Unfortunately we've tried stratosphere and it's not Jesus. We even went past. And before you ride in we tried it spelling it the phonetic cockney pronunciation. We tried that as well in case that was it. It was not. That money is well and truly still locked away. I'm, as our most big coins and seams most. I'm a subject that's been very close to our hearts and we've followed for a long time has been resolved. It has been resolved, and a huge shout out

to the community of listeners that we have for this podcast. I mean, we plant seeds out there, we touch on a story. I think we touched on this last, geez, it must have been sort of August, September last year. And it went off into the wide world. But obviously a very alert community of listeners was continuing to monitor the situation. The story we're talking about is, of course, one of the big ones at the moment globally. All eyes have been on it. The steepest street in the situation. The story we're talking about is of course one of the big ones at the moment globally. All eyes have been on it. The steepest street in the world. Is a street called Baldwin Street and Dunneed and in New Zealand. And you know lucky enough to travel up at ourselves

in our camp event during our caravan of carriage Australian New Zealand tour. I'm nearly toppled back on itself. Oh geez, it's 30% gradient at very steep. And my wife and I had been lucky enough to walk up, but previously, and get the certificate that you get for the pedestrian traverse of the street, which is just handed out from a window from one of the residents on the steepest street. Now, last year, shots were fired. Baldwin Street had the Guinness World Record for the steepest street. Then, some street in Wales. Yes. With the name Way Too Hard to pronounce.

This well street piped up and went, no, I think we're it. Yeah. Right? Guinness, and this is the bit I'm a bit unsure of, seemed to just hand it over very easily. Yes. To the well. Yeah. Outrage.

Outrage. I knew they were. Just celebrated too much. Our age in New Zealand, kicks out of campaign, started, no, no, no, no, this doesn't seem right. The people in Deniedin just went, this smells wrong.

This feels a bit too, really, a bit too shallow to be asleep, it's right. So there was an appeal, and then it was a brief, big, big people stand up. Heroes emerge, and the hero came in the form, him of a surveyor with Clark Fortune McDonald's surveys. Fantastic. He's name is Toby.

is his name is Tom New Zealand and he joins us now. Toby, welcome and congratulations mate for riding this wrong. So thanks so much for having us on your podcast. This is a real highlight. Oh, Toby, we are just wrapped. When we had a whole bunch of people literally minutes after the story had been published, sending us the news, telling us, Don Edens got it back, Baldwin Street's got it back.

Toby, you were part of the winning appeals team. What was your role in challenging the Welsh delegation? Well, I just started shooting them out of, and then people started listening to, and then before you know it, some covers of mine got on the blower and they said, what if we create fun, would you go over to Wailton measure their street? So I just think, look, might that sound like a real laugh,

you'll let's do that. So it's all like totally, yeah, just sort of good legs mate. Yes, so when, I'm fascinated for the bit here, when Wail's stepped up and said, hey, we've got it, what made you smell a rat and go,

nah, I think Boerwynne Street still stayed there. Yeah. And I was for date date or later that day in Macauber, Dellum he bought on that photo he says check this out and there's the guys like survey and I says what the hell are they measuring the side of the road for?

Yeah. That's the steepest I says you measure it on the like you always measure a road on the Senkala and you know that. We all know that. We all know that. So I knew for we knew that it would be flatter overall and we did some week test cases up on TV

and I started shooting my mouth off and then people just sort of got behind it and... Toby, it's a classic, it's an inside measure versus a midline measure. And I'm back here for, I really support you for having the faith to back there. Toby, I understand you went across there to measure it. How was the reception? Yeah. Obviously, hostile turf.

Were you welcomed? Were people kicking your equipment? What happened when you went? Well, it was actually quite funny, because we went in the off season right, and there was a whole season for measuring. Sorry. Where numbers are a little wobbly up. Exactly, it was winter, so everything was drunk, so we thought that would be the time.

There was more news, you all understood in town, and we just, they never knew we were coming and then, so we had like TV crews, but they used paper reporters and it was plastic and then before, you know, we just sort of hijacked them, ended up by just hijacking in the straight news TV he can't resist everyone and it's hilarious. Yeah I mean we went up. Got since they took him being loud and has there been a stealth approach that's been so successful. I heard that the New Zealand Prime Minister Jacinda Rdern was watching your helmet cam footage live as you were measuring as you were measuring the street and when you got the reading when

you looked through that funny little telescope You guys use on the big tripod and you saw the magic numbers and you knew you had them. What was that moment like? Well, it was quite funny actually because we actually we knew I asked the Welsh Council for the survey data about two months previously Because I thought well, should I really got to get get my, I got to get my fax straight. I got to make sure I'm not just like barking up the wrong tree entirely. So we got this, they actually send us the data. And I got the same email, I went, oh, crap.

What if I've been shooting them out for them? They're actually steeper. So I from the same email and we knew it was all buddy. We knew we had that before, we even, we know that that you want 19,000 kilometers. And we knew it was all buddy. We knew we had it before we even we know that but 19,000 kilometers that job would have taken us about 30 minutes Congratulations. I just want to say can you tell us for all the surveying fans out there

Technically feel free to use the technical info here. was the final score in steepness yeah steepness okay so the Welsh on the centre line had something like 29.6% and we had 34.5% Oh I'm so sorry we smoked in there. I'm not even cloned. Oh no we're the Guinness World with the people. I have my world record back now with a Guinness World Record. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

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We don't want it back. We just want to rules clarify. No, they actually see what you say. Fully not good as gold. You go ahead and do a record. It's not an excellent experience. It's not an excellent experience. It's sort of like this and the Ben Johnson doping scandal. I like that.

Ben Lance Armstrong, this is a three big one. Toby, well done, congratulations. We're going to send you a coin, an H&A coin. We will, we think it's a tremendous effort. So well done, buddy. Awesome. Hey, thank you guys. Love your podcast. They keep up the good work well done, buddy. Awesome, I thank you guys, love your podcast. They keep up the good work.

Cheers, buddy. Keep it safe, keep it right. The game is over. The game is over. The game is over. The game is over. Hey, we love all the listeners, but also the mainly, I mean, actually not mainly.

I love this, what you're doing. But we do extra love to the VIP. They're very important podcasts. They've taken the effort to fill out the form, putting their special skills, stepping up secrets, making themselves available to be judged. And that requires an extra layer of bravery,

which is perhaps why they're your favourite. Yes. We are joined by Steve. Now, Ahoj, do you, Steve? Ahoj, boy. Ahoj, Steve. A bit of a delay hand because Steve joins us from England. We're about to the UK, are you, Steve? I'm in London. Lovely. Steve, you have stepped up with your next skill, landed on Andy's side of the fence. Yeah.

Courties attention. He bought it to me off air. I approved the testing of this. How are things going in London, Steve? Not bad. I mean, we're not allowed to leave the house too much, but you can get out for an hour a day or so. Yeah, so we're hoping just fine at the moment. Good thing about this one is you do not need to leave your house to do it. In fact, how's the perfect place to be? This is a fun inside game that anyone can try. You say that you can pick any phone number

by just hearing the dial tone. Usually, yeah. It kind of depends on a couple of things. Okay. Yeah, that's the, the disc of it. So you've essentially, you're fluent in the frequencies of the tone when you press a keypad and it makes that tone. And is this something with self-taught, or did you just realize that you had it? Yeah, a friend of mine, when we were kids, I grew up playing the piano,

and a friend of mine once just keed in like, heaping numbers to make it sound like Mary had a little lamb. I am, yeah. And I just, I knew what the numbers were. Have you got perfect pitch? I've got relative pitch with very. Not as catchy. I know relative pitch. Yes. I was that was that thing. Yeah so perfect pitch. I thought it was like relatively perfect. I was like near like close to but you wouldn't want to test it. Perfect pitch is if a note plays that

person go back to see that's see what he's saying is really bitches if two notes are played he can tell the difference between the two. Oh, I like the different notes. No, but I think I've got it. Exactly how far apart tone, semi-tone neckline. Oh, right. Okay. Like ten white notes on the keyboard. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, exactly. So Steve, one thing before we go into the open of credit. How do you pronounce your surname? Up there then damn it. Whoops. Okay. Well, try not to listen to this Pick the Joe Steve for Joe

As we die On the boat Can you pretend yeah Pick in a number Just from the tone Steve the Dome We took license with the Dome instead of burden As you can appreciate, need a rhyme for tone

Hey Steve Z So I guess the way this is going to appreciate, need it right for tone. Hey, Steve Zee, what, so I guess the way this is going to work is, ando, I've linked my phone to the system here. Well, well done. Bang's away on some, we'll hear the tone and then you just give us the numeric version of that. Yeah. Yeah. And then if you get three from three, you got a coin. And how long are the strings here of sounds and numbers? Well, this is the thing. So a full phone number I need to listen to a few times because it's more a test of memory than it is about just hearing the notes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And when you can write it down or something, if I just hear a single tone, I can get them pretty much every time.

Okay, what about a string of five numbers? I mean, that's retainable in the human mind. If I could have two listens to it, I could do five numbers. Okay, I'm going to give you six numbers and you go and two listen. You just negotiated with the best Steve. Are you ready Steve? How about six numbers but I get one sort of life line where if I need to hear one of them twice I can. Are you can hear all of them twice? I'm sorry, I'm third time. I can hear one of them, the third time.

You have to accept your first request. He's just going to go shout it with the best team. We'll be fair. All right, good luck, Steve. Here's the first one. All right. F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F***ing F*** I think we've got a problem. My phone seems to be filtering out the tone. Oh really? So you can't hear that? Yeah. We'll try one more time. Here we go. No problem. No, it's not really coming through. It sort of starts to play then it cuts out before you can hear the

tone. Because what happened when you hit a button, it plays true tone. It's kind of like a grid. So there's one tone for the row and one row for the column. I can't hear the column tone. It's not coming through. Oh my god. It's just, it must be a phone system thing. So if someone had a voice that was exactly one of those frequencies, they could not be heard on the phone. I suppose so. It would be rare. So it's the phone filtering it out. Okay, I'm going to try and sing.

This is terrible solution. Okay, go ahead. Let's have a listen. You know what? Let's just go one crack at this. One crack. You play the... Well, because I can hear the numbers.

Ever all the listeners can hear the tones. It's just feel throwing it out for Steve. So, you are going to... This relies on you having perfect pitch, Andy. It's going to be bad. Yes, but we press a button. Then you sing the note. Then Steve, you remember it.

We do six in a row. If you get the string and numbers, you've won a coin. It's late in the game improvisation, but I think it's what we have to do at this stage. Here we go. Okay. All right. BEEP.

BEEP. BEEP. BEEP. Can you see? BEEP. Oh, no. BEEP. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, boo, boo, boo. All I'm getting is the column.

So you're not singing the row column. How can you fool around? I'm confused about the row. I'm not getting offended. I'm not getting offended. I'm not getting offended. I'm not getting offended. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It's for me, it just sounds like you're saying the word boo. Do you know what he's saying? I think in the beef, there must be two. It's a chord. It's like a chord that's playing a one chord, one note is being taken out. Is that right, Seth? Yeah, that's right.

It's like a two note chord each of the phonetones. It was not an actual note. Yeah, one gives in the chord. There's a high note and a low note. Sorry, and he's Stephen A. You can hear the high note. You might not understand. You can't hear the low note.

Yeah, it's called relative pitch, man. It's about two to two tones together. We're gonna try one more thing. What is it? Because so far we've tried two bad things. I'm going to put my phone up to your microphone. Yeah, yeah, okay. And I've taken it off.

Take it off the system. Here we go. Crank my mic, Jack. Yep. Oh, now I have a bad. Oh, now I heard that. Oh, now I think that was 13119 on. Oh, close, 13119 on.

Oh, I think he's got you in Peter. You heard? The six is upside down, you heard? No, it could be an all in hemisphere, seven hemisphere, three and five per thing. We don't know. But unfortunately Steve, I mean, it's unfair because of the technical issues we had. It is a no win. You get a token of no value purely for your patience.

And anyone who applies to what you get what's the best thing to the segment for the patience. If you send us in, if you send us in a thousand words, say on what you loved. And I suppose didn't love about the length of the segment. You too could be eligible for one of a few to exist and no value will make available from that segment. Thank you for hanging in there with us, Steve. Cheers mate. We all learn a lot. Yeah, relative tone mate is two.

It's a two tone thing. Hey, one week away, I'm getting told by the production people that the loyalty card is one week away, of course, it's one week from it being sent house. Yep, right. And then so maybe another week on from there that people might receive it. Might receive it. What are our numbers at? We're sitting, it's hard to tell, but... Yes.

Because there's, you know, Rodic nose. You've got it. Yeah, it's hard to tell. The real people who run old. Nozzah. Yes. That is, in fact, your own.

I would say 13,000, 30,500 ish. Wow. And of course, the website's up and running. You can go to hamishney.com if you want to apply for the Worldic Hat, every store in the world accepts it. Yep. Specifically these ones, which I noticed come in

and they've been added to the website. Faster, Crillic, ham in the USA, which is good. That's really good. Rosie's coats, they're just online. Eads, extreme marine. Great. In Israel? Yeah, they're just online. Eads extreme marine. Great. In Australia? Yeah, in Chuka.

On the border, New South Wales Victoria. Go stream marine. What do you reckon that is? Well, I'd say it's boats, I mean, along the Murray, but extreme boats. Yeah. So not steam boats, which is, that would be Eads steam marine. There are a lot of paddle steamers along the

marion, but they are not what anyone would class as an extreme water graph. And Peter Sheerah men's wear in Rundle Mall and Adelaide. When you're allowed to add a lockdown, go and see the big balls in Rundle Mall. Yeah, and then get the big savings. Big balls, big savings, Rundle Mall. Every story except Samish and Andy's loyalty card. So it's worldwide and we get the big savings. Big balls, big savings, round or more. Every story accepts having an anti-slaughty card. So it's worldwide and we're really excited. Well, it has changed the game. We are starting from a point of 100% acceptance or accepting no acceptance. You know, we're not accepting anyone not accepting it. Yes, exactly.

So when someone says we don't accept that, we say it back to them, well, we don't accept that. Yes. So, and that, we don't accept that answer. And it's a cool kind of standoff that can create because, yeah, security can come in. It has been under coming and settled it. But that's just a teething problem. A teething issue.

And as we've said on the website, there is a stores, if you have any of these stores that are having teething issues, once, what does that, we know that upper management will definitely sign off and maybe it hasn't tripled down. Especially in these times whenever it's got all this other stuff to do. Let us know the teething problem stores. We might even call a few of them in coming weeks

and see if we can iron out any of the kinks. The great thing about the card is, I mean, I think I was buying something online at either Kmart or something. They did get the wouldn't? Yeah, I think I was buying something online at either K-Mart or something. They did get their winner. Yeah, I think they do, because at the end, it says they've got like a 5%, they're chaining about a 5% discount

thing they're doing at the moment, and I just looked at it and went, well, that's how. And we know what is it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Real, so get me real joy to see, because I would have thought the big multi-nationals might be the last to take it up, but great to see the big stores.

The big stores go on for it. Yeah, we'll see. We'll reach out to some of the biggest stores as we go. If we begin, alert us to any stores that may be having teething issues. Was it me? Was it just me or when Bezos was talking the other night about how them Distributing a lot of medical goods? Did he say at the end? He had to be ahead of Amazon. Jeff Bezos, yeah. Did he say at the end of that press conference, like we're doing ventilators and like, you know,

we're helping out lots and was it, did he quickly say, and we're taking the Amish Nandi Law to guard? Would they cut the feed? I didn't come, remember. I know it was one of the two. I'm gonna assume so. Well, now I'm hearing a lot of Bezos

and they have a lot of guard together. I will remember that as having heard. I thought, and we have had some people go, my wife being the big one, I'm going, I don't understand, what do you mean it's accepted everywhere? And I try and explain it to her. I just, my girlfriend's having some pretty good as well, it's good to be here.

Sort of annoying because he's like, I don't know how else to explain a hundred percent take up to you, but here's what it means. If you are a business, you accept the card. And I mean, my wife runs a business. Yes. She's got go to, skin care. Yeah, and they accept it in the card.

They're getting a lot of inquiries about it. And I... What I hope so. And the vibe I'm getting from them is that they're really working hard to integrate it into the back end, and I appreciate that. Because I don't want to put them on the teathing issues. Yeah, that's... I don't want to put them on the TV issues. Yeah, that's% kickback you're gonna be getting from everyone. We should check in with my sister in the roof rack store as well to see whether they're accepting it.

I think they would be. I would, I would expect. Well, I know they are, but I mean, I hope they're not having any tea. Think they're not having any tea. Let's, I thought we could do it. Let's do a live test. Great idea. Right. Let's, Jack, I think if you just found a number of a random business in the area.

Just a random hardware store. Hardware store. Oh, great. I will show everyone just found a number of a random business in the area. Just a random hardware store. Hardware store. Oh, great. I will show everyone now the naysayers. Yes. Even those we are married to are going out with. You can just bring places and they know what's up. They know what we're talking about.

They're aware of the card. They're accepting the card. Franchise. Franchise are local, Jack. Just tools. That sounds like it could be a franchise. Sounds franching. Even if they understand that when I buy something,

I get 10% off. And then I immediately give 5% from half of that 10%. I give it straight back to the store. They win, I win. They get it. They understand why wouldn't a company accept the card? It'd be nice if the stores thank you back, by the way. Like it's not a one-way thing.

They're getting that 5% kickback. You get 10%, you give them five back. So encouraging scores to thank, say no thank you, if you said thanks after transactions, really encouraging stores to say no thank you. No thank you. Yeah. And if you are store listening,

or if you are someone who works in the store, of course it's not our place to do what to do and what not to do. But I would recommend, I think it would be a nice touch if when someone hands over the loyalty card, when they are sent out in a week or two, that when you take the loyalty card, you say something along the lines of, gee this is the card we love. Yes, it's because you're starting to get the card to store the card to store the love. Okay, let's try this just tools. Just tools, isn't it? Just tools. You can't get me timber.

Got any nails? No, gotcha. Good luck him. Just tools isn't speaking. Okay, Nathan mate, I was just going to check if you guys were open. Yeah, we are, yeah. Oh great, what time are you guys open to tonight? Five o'clock.

Fantastic. Do you have... I need three sizes of shift to spanner. Do you have shift to spanners? Yeah, we've got shift to yep, yep. Awesome. And I need a plunger as well. I thought. Yeah, we've got those here as well. And fingers crossed that you've got this as well, an angle grinder. Yeah, we've got haves those here. Awesome. So if I come down the Savo. Yeah, that's all good. No all good I just and you and there's no any many like store protocols or anything like like like Not at the mountain are no so all good. I'm a half made a distance That's it. We can do that mate. I'll come in the Savo and you can't be showing the Lord God to you. Yeah, yeah

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Oh, we're not noticing that because we track you heavily or sell the data. We sell the data. That's because they've emailed us and told them they do it that. That's right. But when we've met up to, when we've met up with Facebook, Cambridge Analytica, first of all that to sell the data off.

They've mentioned some interesting stuff in there. Someone said, can you bring back the juping game? We mentioned it last week. Great fun game, back in the radio days. Yeah, if you don't know what this game is, essentially, someone is about to join us, his name's DJ, and he... It's kind of like a reverse antics road show, isn't it?

Yeah, where someone goes, I've got something amazing. And we'll ask him questions about that and find out whether he actually has it or whether he's trying to jupe reverse antiques road show isn't it? Yeah, we're someone goes I've got something amazing. And we'll ask him questions about that and find out whether he actually has it or whether he's trying to jupe us. Let's jump into it. Hey man. Jupe there is. Jupe there is.

The jupe in game. Oh, what are you DJ? Oh, Andy and the beard boys. Hey, baby is reporting in. I'm a fellow Bb, haven't you? Welcome to the softer line. I've just jib-jib. I'm not actually a Bb.

Please quit it. Jack, put a note down there that we've got to have. I didn't suspect we were going to... Good end note, sharpen up. We've got to have stricter controls, Jack. We just let an absolute imposter walk into the clubhouse. Yeah, it didn't seem like it was in like your face is moving too easily. And the audio didn't have to go past.

It wasn't interrupted. It wasn't down the road. There's no beard ruffle. You could tell there was no scratching. All right, where we're on? OK, baby. DJ, this is the real game though. What have you got?

What family heirloom is in your place? I have a series of potato heads that are terrestres and celebrities and signed by those celebrities. So I've got Rhonda McImmannis, Melanchoshi. Melanchoshi? Yep. The Veronica is in a few others. Where did they get that's my family?

How did they come to be signed by the celebrities? It's part of a charity deal. Yep, what was the charity? Each celebrity chose their own. Right, but what was the, so what was the defining night or the callers that bought all of them together to have a different charity? They were choosing to sign their potato. Ah, cool, that's a good one. Uh, you know, normally if it was all for starlight, that would make sense, but if they're

each choosing their own charity, it's got you, mate. Did they come together on World Potato Day to do this? Oh, no, no, no, no, no, it was done by Hasbro if you make the potato hits and they had it at a, at a toy fair. Oh, okay, so they were mischievous. They were mischievous. Well, and you bought it when? My parents bought them and they've given them to me since.

About 2006. 2006. Okay. So we've got rove, melancholy, sorry, who were the others? And the Veronica. So we've got Veronica's, Sadancholy, sorry, who were the others? And the Veronica. So we've got the Veronica's, Fati Vorden, Molly Melderon, and Paul Hogan. And they're all signed by the...

That's okay. She's throwing in a few later here. Is that all of them? That's all of them, yep. Where do they sit in your house? Well, I've just moved out and they're still one of box of mine so I haven't put them out just yet. What clothes is Rove wearing? A suit? Okay, okay. Okay, okay.

You've been having a pretty excited there. You thought of that or if that's... Let's put him on hold. Yeah. I mean we know he's a dupe because he came out duping. My God, he's right up on DJ. It doesn't seem to. So many different people have come together. And it all, but it did, yeah, for Hasbro, it did seem like those type of celebrities

would have been big, 2006, melancholy at their heart, Veronica's. We know how difficult it is to organize charity stuff, right? And you know, we've been involved in a lot of charity stuff in our time and the one the one vibe you get of all the organizers is because it's been a lot harder than I thought it would be. Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. So I mean even three of those would be great for Hasbro to get together. I just don't eat jeeping it. Yeah okay

bringing back DJ we think you don't have them within your jukeiness No, I do I said your photos if you like I mean what an odd thing to I mean are they genuinely all signed by those celebrities? Yeah, and they like they look like them, but you know, that's not the hard bit Yeah, the hard bit is getting all those signatures. They probably would have been paid him I don't think it was for charity. I reckon it's a Hasbro. I reckon it's a Hasbro. I reckon it's a Cashy. It's a Cashy.

It's a Hasbro Cashy. I reckon I know. God knows we've been off for a few. I think it's a product launch. I reckon you got us. You got us. They just seemed. Gotcha.

You know it. You're taking a no value for you mate. Double Jeep. Well done. DJ to Riley. Riley. Oh, I ride it. DJ to Riley. Riley. Oh, I ride it. Oh, he's here.

He gone. Good mate. Okay, the juping game is on. We alive. It's hot. What have you got? What have you got? So I've got a couple of pieces of the of the Berlin wall.

Okay. All right. When did you get? Yeah. So I still live in Berlin and a mate of mind actually gave him to me for for my birthday Bit of a bit of a weird birthday gift, but I'm a big fan of history. So I think I think she knew it was right. Well, absolutely. What's your favourite year in history? Favorite year for me.

Depends which era overall for I don't know 1815 was a big one I think 89 for the wall You know birth of the global era and also the year was born so 89 probably a cracking a cracking year in world. How much the pace of wall? There are three, ones wall, but bigger than a 50 cent pace and the other probably at 10 or 20 cent pace to start. Oh, right. How many two-veg now? When you lived in Berlin, what straight did you live on? A street called Leuterstreter,

it's just near Hopz von Holf. Gee, that's a good answer, isn't it? Alright, can you tell him the tree? I think he has the, yeah. Yeah, where do you think you've got him. If you got him? I do, I got three. Yeah, well done boys. Well done to you.

I guess for having them. That is a great piece of history. Are you allowed to have them? Well, this is a thing. If you got a Berlin today, it's all fake. The bids that you see in the shops, the black selling them on the side of the road, it's been so much of the building wall has been sold.

Right? So, look at the tour guide. To build it again, twice. Right? That's how much it's been sold. You notice you go, that's how much it's been sold. You can rebuild it twice. You go into the souvenir shop.

And you'll notice that it never has, it's always just a bit of spray paint and concrete. It's never actual, and this one was hand-chipped by the main of mine who, well, so she says, I mean, I don't have a... It's a difficult, a difficult thing. But I mean, you're blowing it wide. I just think it's different than it's shown. Maybe I'm the one who's been chipped, but look, I'm choosing to believe they're real.

So wait, it's so weird. It's so weird, because it gives us the wind. Thanks, my friend. Cheers, hey. Last one then, him is Hamish. I think we're talking to another Hamish. Another Hamish, well, a whole Hamish. him is Hamish. I think we're talking about another Hamish. Well, a whole Hamish. A whole Hamish.

This is a tie breakout. What do you have? I have a dimsy and signed by Kevin Rudd. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha So fried or steamed? No it's a steamed one. Really that surprised me very much. Like it or something or? No no no no coating just just in the freezer now. How did it come to be signed by Kevin right the ex-prominister? So he came to my school probably four years ago. Four years ago. Yeah and I just had one dim sum left and I thought geez it'd be funny if I got Kevin 07 to thine one dim sum left and I thought, Jay's would be funny if I got Kavanaugh 7 to throw on a dim sum. Right.

What was he doing? So were you in year 12, four years ago or something like that? Yeah. Okay. And what was Kavanaugh doing at the school? What was the speech? It was some type of national day or something he did before. I can't remember exactly what he was saying.

But he was definitely a... What school? Cr remember the exact phrase in the museum, but he was definitely a... What school? Christian Brothers School in the Muslim. Right, and I'm just trying to figure out, why is the ex-prime minister in 2016? Because it wasn't in New York for a long time, eh? Wasn't New York for a long time. Living in New York for a long time.

But he does, he gets out in the back. He gets out in the back. I mean, I don't know if this is a stitch up on Kevin and O. Who's been on our show, both as the Prime Minister and as the returning contender, I think. And look, we've, he's been good to us to begin. It's probably been good to the show and we appreciate him making the effort

to come on back in the round of the day. What are you signing up with? But I remember Ando. Oh yeah, what's it he's signing up? What are you signing up with? But I remember Ando, Oh yeah, what did he say? That's a tough one. What? What are you signing up with? Sharpie.

Sharpie. Here's all yours. Lauren. Very rough. Remember on the day Ando, he saw, it was the day before the election. Yes. And he was in a suit and he had our own Williams on.

And he saw you in bare feet because you're off from where bare feet you've got him on now. Yeah. You like to do the show in bare feet? Yes. He just saw you in bare feet because you often wear bare feet you've got him on now. Yeah, you like to do the show in bare feet. Yeah He just saw you in bare feet and he took his boots off and he had his person to take a photo If I know reason anything else for it. No one asked for it He thought it was hilarious, but he was just in that mode of going. I'm doing things. I'm interacting with people I'm on the promo trail and so we've often laughed about that privately up until now And so we've often laughed about that privately up until now. And so signing a dims him just sort of seems like the thing he might do if he was in that mode of in the crowd and I'm happy to do anything.

Surely his signature wouldn't be that clear on it though. No, you can tell what it is if you know what it is, but it's not a signature on a dims you're right. I reckon that's happened. I think it's him. Has it happened? No. I mean, they are enough too when you think about it. And silence dims in.

Now that you say it hasn't happened, that makes a lot of sense. Yeah, I didn't even get on the skull. Sure, sure, the only part of that that ever happened was Kevin Rudd being alive. And Tim seems being a little bit of purchase. Taken no value for you, my friend. Well done, all that home. I'm so afraid, well done. That's all I'm saying. All right, quick one for the team. I say this knowing we've got a lot of stuff on our place. One thing we're taking, are we taking

going to the juice awards off our plate? Yeah, that's off the plate. I just think the plate's quite full at the moment. We've got a lot of stuff going on. It was part of a broader awards. It was the juice awards. Someone's going to contact stuff going on. It was part of a broader awards. It was the juice awards. Someone got in contact with us tonight. It's part of the beverage awards.

So it's a smaller category of a bigger awards. The bigger awards looked boring. So I hate to think what the sub-segment was. I just think it would be a day full of everything meeting your expectations. So if you walked over to someone they said, oh, we just came second for tropical juice. Yeah, I think we was like a glass.

We drink it. We all know what that would taste like. Yeah, that would meet our expectations. And so I think that's why I probably fell off our plates a little bit. Yeah, absolutely. I don't want to add more to the plate. I'm just a bit, I'm wary of plate management this year. However, I'm 50-50 on this side.

By the way, I got a direct message, you know how we're all working on our secret. Oh yeah, that's the other thing. It's a lot of play that I've never really not been doing. I don't think you realize that was on your plate. You had to look to your plate for a while. That was on my source. I got a message saying that,

Hamish knows what mine is. No, no, no. Okay, so someone's trying to play... Someone's playing Munga and I salute that. If you are that person, continue to bend Andy's fragile mind. That's okay. I just, I just, I wasn't that part of the rules that if we found out in the of our,

each others were going to declare it. I can't remember. Yeah, it's a bit well, I don't think I know what yours is. We're still going ahead. Okay, good. All right, I'm 50, 50 on this idea. Could be, could we could be interested in this? We might just like to keep the plate empty.

I'm not married to this idea either way. If you guys want to off the plate, we'll leave it off the plate. Okay, there's giant plate consensus. Would we be interested in finding the world's youngest Dennis? Oh yeah. I met a kid called Dennis. It was six the other day. Very young for a Dennis. Yep. And I just thought I wonder if there's youngest Dennis. Oh yeah. I met a kid called Dennis, it was six the other day.

Very young for a Dennis. Yep. And I just thought I wonder if there's one younger. Could you use the podcast to find a younger Dennis? Yep. Is that something we want on our plates? Jackie, you interested in finding a younger Dennis than six?

Six is already pretty young. I just want to be a two year old one. Yeah, but when we find them, what do we deal with that? It's in the category of meeting expectations. Yeah, we're taking it. Yeah, I think it would just be next week category of meeting expectations. Yeah, we're just meeting expectations. I think we might have so we're going, oh, I've just had a kid and I heard so I've naven at Dennis.

And then we'd have the winner and we'd go and we'd feel. Now we wouldn't feel that way. Yeah, yeah. All right, so I don't think adding that to the plate. It's obvious. It's obvious. I think we do have more important things on our plate. There is something important that I will,

I'll put it on our plate next week. Oh, it's exciting. Yeah, just, give us a nice week of empty plates. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com. Listener. www.lysna.com