Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 91

Episode Date: May 13, 2020

1. Zoe’s hit song 2. Pizza Lotto 3. Headlight decorum 4. The Slogan Wiz – Special Skill 5. Power Moves 

A LISTEN-UP PRODUCTION! Activate your internet! Cause the hay mission and the podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1! One. Oh, what are you hearing? Miranda. Oh, what are you, Jacko? Oh, hey. We are back at the home studio.

Mm-hmm. I need to give a small round of applause to Jack. Sure. It's like he's going to be to a golf sponsor. I'll give a round of applause to Jack. Well, obviously it's a new system system and he's been relatively error free. That's not what standards is for us. Yeah, but there is not the reason I want to thank him.

You know he's got slippery fingers. He does. He tends to steal things and there has been a beer fridge out there. Oh yes. Yes. And I just thought and he's better, so he put his bag underneath it and I thought, surely he's siphoned, after work when I was like,

I'll keep an eye on this, because surely he's siphoning a few knock-offs. He might view them as very much, a, well, I could have drunk it. Yes. During the show, and I assume that would have been allowed. So, what's the diff, if I take it? Exactly.

Like the argument for taking things from the buffet. Well, I could have very easily eaten three-day dishes. Yep. So, why can't I wrap them in a napkin and store them for two days in my handbag? We've said my grandma. We've heard him take avocados from the group scene. You didn't see me. Yeah. That's why you second time. I didn't have the guts.

I would never touch a beer. The beer fridge is like a vending machine. That's too noise here. Also a sponsor by the way. I would never get away with the clankiness of that. Whereas something like other things that are sitting around like a TV remote or a golf club should be. Oh, he's a nice little flat screen. Nice little flat screen there near you. Jack, bolted to the wall, just again,

in a sign of Andy's house, this is the kind of thing you see around the house. A high end piece of electronics just bolted to the wall carelessly. What's that flight screen for? It's touchscreen for the sim. Oh my god. You see, Jack, like something that in a normal house would be front new center. That's bigger than my TV. Yeah, it isn't. It's bigger than your house almost. And it's just casually tacked onto the wall.

It's like not, like it's a coat rack. It's basically a coat rack, a coat rack for Andy. That's just a coat wall, like it's a coat rack. It's probably a coat rack for Andy. That's just a coat walk where he comes in and lazy's golf coat to keep him warm before he walks up. Speaking of coats, did you notice that before we decided to show we were upstairs and we had a drink, still 1.5 meters per hour. All the part had a little snack.

And as we were talking,, Andy walked out to the balcony and just rearranged the cover on his barbecue. I didn't notice that. Yeah, I didn't notice that. The echoey puts it on back to the front. I mean, this is what it's like living with this maniac where everything must be so neat. I mean, I looked nice when I'd said, I'd fix that up. You'd not ask in the right guy,

because honestly, for a few weeks, when I had a barbecue cover, we got a new barbecue, I laid it over it like a doonah. I didn't ever put it on fitted, and now I think it's somewhere in the garden behind the barbecue. Just that's exactly what I asked him. It actually faded and rotted.

That's what you do in the barbecue cover, mate. You certainly don't worry which way and so we had already sell my barbecue It's getting a perfect mix really with the I find your sausage just a bit weird because the grill is still plastic wrapped but it's in good condition. Hey, I mean, other thing I um you know thank you for having us your house it's obviously nice to be. Can I say something straight for you, Ham? With your Zoom meetings and other interviews you've done, definitely Zoe's office, everybody. Hamish would never call a code of bookcase.

It's not everyone was suggesting that you're not, that you're no longer my wife. My wife did that. It's not a might of saying I'm going to call a code of bookshelf, but in a way, it is, if you're going to do any system, that's the fastest and lose us, because you only have to do four colors, you don't have to do 24 letters. No, the fastest and leucers is just noses.

I mean, that's my office, which is currently being used for homeschooling, so. My, my, my, my, I just wanted to say that you haven't lost your fastest and leucers. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, it looks beautiful, but that's certainly my wife's anyway.

Can I just before we move on? I was leaning on your bench. So I wasn't at the table because I thought there's too many people at the table. Yeah. So I wanted to keep social distance. Yeah. Looked at the ground, you got floorboards under a very, very nice antique sort of reclaimed wood, very, very long 12-seater casual 12-seater kitchen table.

Being table. Huge tables, isn't it? Actually, I actually cut that down that table must be nice Must be nice You know, that's how big it was. That's how big that's how much surplus there is in this house Anyway must be very nice. So look look down on the ground and in your forebards. There's a hole. Yeah, and a dent Looked down on the ground and in your four boards there's a hole. Yeah, and a dent How is that make you feel fine? I noticed it. Yeah, um, that was where the factory machine used to sit That's why there is like a fresh hole. Oh

Yeah, it's it's you can see through to the bottom Yeah, it doesn't bother me too much. Okay. Yeah, I mean it's the original wallboards. That's that's the thing But a new piece of damage. Yeah, yeah, but you, this is the original ballboard, that's the thing. But a new piece of damage. Yeah, yeah. But you know how something's been damaged? It's getting fixed to vision. Oh, okay. This is out of character for you.

This is crazy. No, but you know that I'm not fast if things get broken. Well, you were fast that the barbecue cover was on backwards. Anyway, we've got to say a whole new slick brick as well, too. Ahojens, your slick brick morris and here. I can see myself and Ajay Lysner. I remember the days on the after school commute, listening to you on the old wireless,

on one of the managers here on Brenette Danes, on the largest cattle stations in the world. Good on you. And sometimes I put your podcast on, climbing the backseat, and just reminisce about the good old days. I also actually recorded this in the good old days because it took me five days to apply the audio for you.

I don't know if I'm going to use the audio. I don't know if I'm going to use the audio. I hear you slick, a frustrated slick, clicking, attaching, searching through all the files that we use. Areshee.com. Do you think he said he gets in the back seat to reminisce because when he was listening on the way home,

maybe home from school, he was a passenger. And so he goes back to where he used to sit as a kid. It could be a home. You wanted to kick us off today, you see? I do want to kick us off of something and it is something to do with the home front. My wife Zoe the other day said something to me that floored me.

Okay. She said, it must have been a day like, I'd got up, maybe I was got up, made the kids breakfast or whatever. She was still in bed, whatever. She had time alone in the bedroom. Yeah. She goes, I forgot to tell you, last night,

I had a dream where I dreamt of a hit song. Oh, you did or she did. No, she did. And I woke up and I just recorded it in my phone. Yeah. And I went, please, please can I listen to that? No, no, no, you can't listen to it. So it might be...

Was it a hit song or she invented an original? She invented an original. Wow. In her dream she thinks, and so it was still in her head when she woke up. Right. And she sang it into her phone. I've never wanted to sniff on my wife's phone ever. No.

And I wouldn't. Until now. Yes. This is throwing me up the wall. It's like, I look at the phone. I know I code. She knows we're going to open phone policy, of course. I won't do it because I promised or I wouldn't.

But it is killing me knowing that that song her rendition early in the morning, like a 7am original note is on that phone and it could be a song. It could be here. Well, I think some songs, Jackie know about the stuff, didn't someone dream of a song. Well, didn't Freddie Mercury dream of a song? Possibly Paul McCartney famously dreamt of Let It Be. Maybe that's what I'm thinking of.

Yeah. This could be her Let It Be. Well, hopefully it's not exactly that because it's been dreamt of already been. It'd let it be another one. We call, we call, so. Yeah, I thought, can we call so now? Here's what I want to ask.

I think if we could get some sort of petition happening on change.org. That's a great idea. Like, what's the number? Until she tells, till she lets us here. Yep. Great idea. Thinking. So you there? So is that you?

Yeah. Hi, honey. Oh, sorry. It's me as well. Sorry. Hi, honey. Hi, honey. Hi, honey. Do you want to bother you? Because I know you're busy with your day. So am I, by the way.

Yes. I'm extremely, everybody's busy. you because I know you're busy with your days, oh my, by the way. Yes, I'm extremely everybody's busy. So the hit song that you had a dream about the other night. No. Hang on. Nice to speak. Hear me out. Yes, it's still, is it still on your phone recorded? Yes. Have you listened to it? Yes. Is it still a hit? No, it's just terrible as you think it would be. No, I asked a silly little in our relationship. And that's not true.

I am a baseless man. I am a sacrilegate. You buy me, you put me in a pot, you stick me on the verand, roll the cup of self. I am the sacrilegate husband. And all I've asked you for is a drip of water. He's not the succulent. We all know that. I just run the succulent. One spray, one spray of water from the hairdressing bottle.

Just a little drip. We always worried that we're on it. We're sitting on a gold mine. I'm worried that you're not hearing it. You're hearing it with critical ears and the people might hear it with joyous. Are you kidding? Are you, do you?

Absolutely not. Absolutely not. I'm even letting you listen to it. No, no, no, I really want to hear it. Here's my question, honey. I'm not going to ask for it for my 40th birthday present, although I do have that up my sleeve. I, if we started a petition

on Change.org for Zoe Foster Blake to release it, let us hear the hit songs, Zoe. On Change.org, how many signatures would you need before you let us hear that song? I cannot be clear about this. It's a hard no. Okay. I got some wiggle room. 10 billion signatures. Okay. Okay. Circulate. I tell you what. We've got a lot of people that put in fake names. Sorry. I can have at this. How about this? Because I know you're okay. I think you're saying, honey, is you're open to negotiation, so here's our counter-offer.

No, I can't believe you're talking about this. So, you're talking about this, how about this? How about this? Because I know your hard-knows, our hard-knows, and I know how you're saying this. Yes, it's annoying. What about this? If you, if we had someone come and listen to it,

to put it to sheet music, and then we had a professional sing it, so at least gets that your voice. We just don't have to hear your voice, but we have to put it to sheet music. And then we had a professional sing it. So at least gets your voice. We just don't have to hear your voice, but we have to have someone transpose it. What about Justin? Yeah, brother, your sister's husband. Someone you trust.

Some of you trust, transposes it. And then you pick the artist and we'll get. Yeah. How do I win here, though? Because if there was so much pressure and so much build up on it then, that it can only suck. I can't win. I can't win. I can't wait. I can't wait.

You're generosity, don't you? You look like dream. Yeah, but Paul McCartney, I need this for a long time ago, but Paul McCartney, that's what I was talking about, that's what I was talking about recently. Paul McCartney dreamt of let it be. And a lot of people draw a parallel with Spring Paul and I, constantly, but I can't see where you're going. It's true. But, no. Oh, no. I just, I can't, there's no way I'm coming going to be playing ball and I. Constantly, but I actually want you to. It's true. But, no. Oh, no.

I can't, there's no way I'm coming out of this. Was it a tune or did it have a lyrics? It was a loser. Did it have a lyric? It was a voice, mate. It was a bad singer, so I'm not out of it. So you're actually pulling John. Yeah.

Just to you know, they both did music as well. They were the dreamtay. You're thinking you Elven Jo no, it's the dream team. Okay, honey, so what you're saying is it's a soft yes, and from here we take the next step of maybe getting someone to put it. Is there something that you really need, so like this, do you want to go away with a story? And I'm going to play this on a screen. And do you like having something to miss in here, which is that I thought it was great in dream state, but then I listened to it since and it sucks.

Could I listen to it in my dream? Yeah, I'm very neat. Can you just say you're... Can you just say you'll think about it? Jack tells me it's shit, I'll do it. Would you trust me to listen to it and I don't? Oh, yeah, husband, mate. You put somethings definitely wrong with the succulent thing.

If I'm on the porch and you're listening to it. Okay, honey, why don't we just put this aside? We'll have a thing about it. Come back to it at the end of the year. Yeah, we'll have a thing, because that... This is the best I guess. Trust me, that's all. I'll take a thing about it.

Okay, great. I'll take a think about it. OK, right. OK, take that. It's open. Thank you. And... My total discloser. I'm good at it. I love you too. What? LAUGHTER

MUSIC Hey, I'm thought of a new game we could play. I've already told you it. This is very exciting. Essentially, it's Peter's a lotto. Pete's with a lotto. What we're going to do is we're going to call someone who's registered at hamishneedy.com, whether they're

a citizen, VIP, you're just... We say that all the time, just once you send that email, never ever ever be more than one step from your phone. We can call it any time. Some weeks we do. Yeah, we're going to call and why don't we explain what's gonna happen to the listeners and this caller when we get them up.

So first we need a person. We need a person. Jack, who have you got in the system there? Lea. Lea. And how old Lea? Hasn't left her age. Okay.

History. Fantastic. Hello, Lea. Yes. Hi, Le Leo. It's Hamish and Andy here. How are you? Good. Thank you. Oh, great. Have we got you a bad time, Leo?

No. I'm at work, but that's all good. That's fine. Yeah, great. We've invented a new game for the podcast, Leo. Okay. We needed a random player to play. Jack randomly selected your email from the list of people that have registered at the show. Would you like to play Pizza lotto?

Pizza lotto. Great question. How does it work? Andy, tell us. What we thought we'd do, Leah, is we're going to call a random pizza shop, right? Okay. We're gonna ask them their pizzas on their menu. You have to guess which pizza is next coming out of the oven. Yes, so we'll say, you know, do you have pizzas cooking now? You assume the man or woman will say, yes, we do.

And then your job leader is to guess, okay, well, I think, you know, Capricosa is the next out. Yep. If you get that, you get a coin. Yeah, a hand machine and a coin. Wow. Okay.

And we'll buy you a pizza. Ah. I'm pretty much excited about pizza. Are you up for that? Ah, sure. Okay, Leah, are you, I sense that you're just looking around to check that you're in your clear at work? What do you do for a job? I am actually a man before myself now. Oh good news for you. You're all clear?

All right, Jacko. Um, he's picked out Xio Pino Pizzeria in mascot New South Wales. Whereabouts of you, Léa? I'm in Adelaide. Okay, great. So you know a chance you've been to Zio Peno, you wouldn't have thought? No, I've never been to Sydney. OK, all right, never been to Sydney. Never to Sydney. No, no. And Opera House is good.

And also the bridge, if you ever go. Ah, Jack, who you can't use a bloody local. Here we go. OK, good luck, Liao. Yeah, here we go. OK, good luck, Leah. Hello, it's Pino. Hello there. How's it going?

What's your name? Pino. Pino. Pino. It's Pino from C.O.P.O. Hey, Pino. Sorry. Pino, it's Hamish and Andy here.

We are from a podcast. Are you cooking pizzas at the moment? Yeah. We wondered with great. We wondered whether you'd like to play a game with us. Oh yeah, all right. Okay. So we've got a contestant. Her name is Lea. Do you want to say hello to Lea, Peno? Lea, Lea, yeah. Which are Lea? Lea, the... the South America one? No, no, we're going to... She's Lena one. No, she's from Adelaide. Leah, can you hear Peno? I can. Hi, Peno.

Lovely. Hey, how are you? This is great. Okay, so Peno, here's how the game works. Do you have pizzas in the oven at the moment? Yeah. Okay, don't tell us which ones are in there. Yeah. Okay. Leo's gonna guess the next piece

is you to be ready to come out of the oven to go into one of the boxes to be served to a very happy customer. Yes. So, can you tell me you've got a margarita there, don't you? No. No, sorry, not in the oven. Don't tell us what's in the oven.

Good on the menu. We're just going through the menu now. We're just clarifying the menu. Okay. On your menu, it's Zio ZO Pino, you've got a margarita normal, you've got a napolitana, a cabernasse, a ham, a mushroom one, an artichoke, and a Mexican artichoke. And obviously a vegetarian one in there as well. Lea is going to guess now. Okay Lea, this is, now it's on you.

Yeah? Lea, what do you think? The next pizza ready to come out of the oven, at Pino's the, will be. I can't care. No, don't tell us. Don't tell us you're a bit old. Lea's gonna guess and then you tell us if we were right.

So Lea, this is a bit where you guess. Yeah, I'm gonna say, I've got one pizza, but not enough beach in LA. It's turning in. Oh, hang on, so Lea, what was your guess? I said beet lovers. Meant lovers! Okay, we've actually built an openness, so let's go to that now.

I don't know, really? Bit messy. One second, T-Lo. Oh. When you're having a try to guess the pizza by that salotto. Pizza-lotto. Go ahead, you idiot. See, that looks okay.

That's pretty good. Okay, Lia, you guessed meat lovers. Pino, what is the next pizza to come out of the oven? And bread, pizza. Herb bread. Oh, and that's the fun of the game. It's not a pizza, that's an Andre. It's not. It's a carb based garlic. It's carb based garlic, which is very close to a pizza.

What was the pizza just before the herb bread, a peanut that just came out? It's CarBase Garlic, which is very close to a pizza. What was the pizza just before the herb bread, a pino that just came out? Before hebred it was a supreme pizza. Supreme. Supreme. And what do you think the next pizza to go in will be? To be for the moment of no-o-re-in-yet. No, no-o-re-in. Well, we'll remind people

if you're in the best of us. If it was a meatlover. You can get it. No. CEO Pete, you need to read, Jatty. Hey, thanks so much for playing, Pino. Now it is my friend, anytime. Thank you.

We might take you up on the next Pino. Bye. Yeah, sorry to bother you at work, but congratulations on playing. Thank you. But not. congratulations on playing. Congratulations on playing is what you're after and That's very neat. Is it a very neat and tidy that thing? So simple to follow. So really simple. Guys, need your opinion on something?

It would have given it anyway. Bit of a judge of character, actually. LAUGHTER Not, we're not known to hold back. Yeah. We're not known to hold back. If you see a police car with a radar gun, are you the type of guy that flashes the next car coming along to go, hey guys, policeman up around the corner? Good question.

I haven't been in a situation. I don't reckon for years and years. Because I'm a flasher. Growing up, I was like, I'm sure. And I also should go around the top. No, I do subscribe to that. We're all on this together on the road.

I don't want people speeding. But, well, I mean, I am a headlater. Yeah. And, but I mean, growing up, I just didn't think there was any question that you would do. I didn't even know you weren't meant to do it. I thought it was part of the system. Is it a league statement? I don't know.

I think we talked about it back in radio days and someone was like, yeah, it is illegal, but you'd have to set up another car. Someone in a sniper suit. I'd have to let you get so much. You'd get so many more people on the illegal flash. Other than the actual speedy. Well, here's the argument, because isn't the argument, you know,

the whole reason we have speed cameras is to make everyone slow down and, you know, like in Victoria, they're secret, but in New South Wales, they have this line. Yeah, it's like, there's a speed camera coming up because the argument is like, well, we slow down. Like, it's doing its job if you slow down. And so isn't it like being in someone,

if they slow down? It's a better opportunity anyway. It helps the road. You've helped the road safety. Okay, and for people who are younger, this is not, no, but this is the act of normally on country roads that if you see a radar gun as you keep going along, you flush your headlights to the old and coming cars

to go ahead just so you know they could pin you out there. Two questions off the back of that. I feel like Beck keeps fleshing people for way too long. Right, I'm just wondering if you know, we're some 10 kilometers away. We're some 10 kilometers away. Every 100 kilometers away. And Beck, I think the excitement of it for Beck is just like,

oh great, I'm helping someone, I'm excited about this. It's not a bad thing for Rhodes have to eat. I mean, you could just do it really nearly. Like, it's not a, you know, if you want to help keep the roads safe, you should just drive around fleshing people all the time. But what should the rule be? Are we saying, because then everyone be like, oh, good thanks, mate, cops are coming up,

and there's no one's there. I was to probably thank you for that. I'm thinking it should be one kilometer. One kilometer, that's what I was saying, no more than a kilometer. Because in a country road, it can be a wild to you see someone. Yes. So the excitement is there that you've got a bit of info you want to pass on.

Yeah, yeah. It's sort of, it's like the geographical equivalent of having offers gossip. Yes, the one day rule. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you get so excited that you've got some gossip that you want to share it. But if it goes like two weeks and it's the same gossip,

it's going to be a stink comment. Yeah, that's great. So one, okay, let's make that the rule for everybody and it's the same gossip, it's going to be a stinkline. Yeah, I agree. So one, okay, let's make that the rule for everybody. Here's the second one. I feel like there is a type of flash that you should be doing. Beck did this. Flash flash. And I'm this. Flash.

Right, so Moscow cheese. I'm sorry, I'm doing flash flash And I think that's no that's wrong. I think I go with best. I think backstri Yeah, that seems panic. I mean no, no, no, no, first fascist. It's a wink. Yeah, it's like The whole point of this is what's conspiratorial So like the same way that you do a quick wink to someone if it's message message received and it's fast, that's how pros do it. Because you have to someone doing a long slow wink. That's how babies do it. But isn't the flash flash for turn your lights on?

No, it can be a lot of things. No, but turn your lights on is at nine. Yeah, it's flash flash. You only use June today. You wouldn't use a flash flash for the radar gun at nine. That is true. Unfortunately, you do it a really weird way that no one agrees with. And I think I speak on behalf of the listeners too, where, like, flash flash, that's how a car weeks. That's what we're doing.

And your long flashes are... Flash flash quick. If you did the long flashes are... Flash, that's quick. If you did the long flashes that I was on coming, I would think you're trying to turn on your lights and you don't have a camera. I think you're brand new to the car. I think you've never driven a car that had their lights and you were playing around with the car. Alright, and as we are in the golf room at your house, maybe we'll think, oh, does this

just limit the special skills that you guys can test to longer strive? Sharper's putt, chipperist, chip, who can joke with the most golf clubs? Who can get away the most branded shots of their golf bag in a photo And he like congratulations to lab with Taylor made golf clubs But we have other special skills we can test you how does sharpest part work? You you put it as you put it with the tip of the And the better you are the sharper your product So the very best in the world you notice will have it's almost like a steak knife

Yeah, and they'll just poke it. Okay, yep. And it will go in. And it's a sign of respect on the golf course. If you pate it with a sharp pate, with a bladed pate as the best do. And you don't cheat and use the face of the butter, use the sharp tip to get your ball out of the cup or the hole as the sun goes close. And shove it in the face of your opponent and then they see the deep mark and they're like, shit, there's girls. And we don't know where the tradition came from, they think it's pub Scottish where they

use cutlasses, we don't know, but it's one of the other, one of the many fun parts of golf that you can use. But today is not all about golf skills. No. We still can be joined with a virtual special skills test from one of our alert and skilled listeners. His name is Brady, joins us on the phone, a Hoi Brad. Hoi, boy, it's how we go.

Yeah, good mate. How are you? We're a isolation treating you, my friend. I'm just sitting home, play station, you know, I'm a uni student. I'm not much to do other than that. Yeah, you probably would have been doing that regardless of being a UD student.

Just pop back your hours, zero percent. Hey, brand, you've written in with a skill that it's been pointed out amongst the team that probably a lot of people think they have this skill, which is advertising, slogan, recall. So, the example you gave was, if you say outdoor living, what would you say, Brad? That's patio world. patio world. I'm the third of patio world.

If you're in the market for patio, you've obviously got several. You have a well patio at a moment. I'm full of patio. You wanted to put a fourth or fifth level on. That's a guy patio. You ordered a 4th or 5th level on. A sky patio. You'd go to Patio World. Patio World, I mean, is it nationwide, Patio World bread? It's on my local TV, that's all, I know.

Worldwide, you'd expect. Yeah, it's a world. Yeah. And you're in New South Wales, aren't you, Brad? Yes, New South Wales. So another one you mentioned was just got to go. A porno. Yeah, a porno, yes. one you mentioned was just got to go. A portal. Yeah, that's a portal.

Yes. So, that is an absolute. That is an absolute. And what? You know you're stuff Brad. Now, obviously, Andy and I, you know, if you're going to be playing for a coin, it has to be the elite level because just a quick way to go to a portal, him. It's Portuguese as well, isn't it?

A Portuguese, though. Yeah. Same with Nandos. Yeah, I know, and no one expected that. No one expected that. Two Portuguese powerhouses. Yeah, exactly. And Nandos doesn't really have as catchy a slogan.

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It's not, it's not called Nandos, but he seems to be serving the exact same. Well, it's called like chicken delicacies or something. And it's like, oh, it's like the Nandos or something and it's like all things like the netto's been you, but just in a different color scheme. Yes, and I'm just vicious. And I like to think that money's pulled a swifty on the head off of it. And you've just gone, I can do this myself

without sending a clip up stance. And but with all these snare nose closing, is that a sign that a porto is strengthening its hold? I'd have to have to. I'd have to port you to G's chicken market. It's a great question and I have to get out there and get eyes on what's happening in the Porto's world because I know everyone's doing it tough at the moment.

So before we declare a victor, we should see if there are a few Porto's. It could just be a tough, sorry Brad. Brad, you still here? Does it have a side track but it's all good? You side track. You did a bit of a different state. But we're back, we're back with you. Here's the way it's going to work, Brad. And I know I've of a different state. But we're back.

We're back with you. Here's the way it's going to work, Brad. And I know I've had a thing about this. And we reckon the best way to do this is a fast money type, almost a bit of a radio classic where we just, we set the timer, we'll set it for a minute, we've got to get it done in under a minute. We're just taking in turns to bang the slogan at you and you give us the name of the company.

Now, I think that works. Thanks, mate. I think we've gone about, I'm glad because we haven't organized anything else. I think we've got about a dozen here, Andy. What are we gonna say, a win is? Like, how many rolls? 10 from 12.

10 from 12. You can say pass and come back to it at the end if you want. It gets 10 from 12. He gets a coin. And. It gets 10 from 12. He gets a coin. And if he gets 12 from 12, I still think it's just a coin. I don't think we can go eight coin coin for this one. It's a coin. That's pretty disrespectful to the slogan game.

Yes. Well, I think it actually hits the mark. Yeah, the whole point of slogan is they're meant to be recall. Yeah, it's out. So don't make us dig too deep on this year, Brad, because what you're actually what you've actually caught up and said hey you know things that people get paid thousands

of dollars to make deliberately recallable. I can recall. Just cool your jets a little and then no will but we still are very keen to see you. I'm going to excel at 11. No no no I think 10 for Jack. Godfather you can get a jackpot. A godfather who's sitting up in the golf room here with his driving glove on, is just waved to let the handed Andy. Just calm down, he's a tack dog. No, no, Andy. 10 from 12 is fair.

Okay, okay. Are you two incorrect, you're allowed to have your bread? And remember, you can pass. I believe we're going to open up. We do, I know we always always like to have an open up when someone's got a special skill. I said I'd take care of it. I know the guys said, I bet you haven't done it at home.

And I bet you bang something together in the last minute. Not true, Brad, enjoy your opener. You know he's Brad, he's Brad, you know it. You know he's Brad, he's Brad. You know it. Who's Brad? He's, and he can also do the second half of sorghums. There you go. All about myself.

Yeah. Good stuff. Okay. Are you ready for your fast minute? Yep. I was ready as all of me. Okay. That's true, isn't it? You just gotta relax here and let your memory take over. Your time starts now. It puts a rosy and every cheek. Pass.

Don't do that. Weir for dogs. Pass, yeah. Aussie kids. Uh huh. What do you think, kids? Yes. A hard and first.

Ah, baby. Yes. It won't let you down. Pass. Yeah. Red, red, red, red. Ah. Make those bodies sing.

Ah. Jesus. Ah. What do you sing? Delta is ready when you are Oh, he's still the real life Delta will have to put them in his arm What in case you were smoking at this stage Can a hand-man a grander spanner? Spanner works Got to be made of Can a hand a man a grand a spanner? Spanner works. No.

So great. Got to be made of. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out. Check it out.

Okay. That's Milo. I feel a what coming on. You open the three of I'm telling you um I tried to shift the mind that is a good effort half of the forex coming on it is I don't know. That's Roof, yep. And then Roof? That's that Roof seal. And World's Slowest Guitars.

No, that's not. Oh, that's um... Yemha. Surely it's real fun. Yeah, he went through when he got confidently. He got official score. He got free. Oh my gosh. Just in case it's annoying people, we should go over in a bit. Put the rose and every chick.

Where for dogs? Where for dogs? Pedagrees? I think it's a wee big kids. You get the one. Waddley, you down, Riksona. Red, red, red, red, rooster. Make those bodies sing bananas, just in general. I think just bananas, the food, how to,

add a slogan. Sigcrome, can I hand the man a grain of spanner? And I think we said the rest of them, Forex, I feel a Forex to them. Oh, braddles. Braddles. And then apologies of course on our side of the fence for playing such a distracting spot.

Yeah. Yeah. It's like Steve Smith walking to the crease and getting all those booze. It just made it central actually twice and he's first going to make it. Yeah. Yeah.

Couldn't get him in. So not quite like that. Yeah. No matter what came into me, he rose to the challenge. So a couple of different. Hey Brad, Brad, never tell anyone you can do that again. It's just card unfortunately. But we will send you out of token of no value.

Of course we will. I'm just too used to being my girlfriend in this game, but she's on her phone most of the time when the ads come on. So, yes. Yes, it happens. She must know zero. It happens.

You've performed everyone in the country leagues. You turn up to the pros. And you learn a bit of a harsh lesson. But it was a pleasure to watch you learn. Thanks mate, you're a legend. Thanks, everyone. Thanks everyone. Thanks. Thanks everyone. Hey, time for...

Oh, I got a score. Oh. I got a score. Oh. I got a score. Oh. I got a score. I got a score.

I got a score. The power move by Jack. Yes. Never giving us the sting when we want it. And the power move is kept pouring in. The power move would have just heard, I guess I wasn't from Jack there. That was the response to Offie him saying, yes, I'm ready. I said, are you ready?

Yeah. Um, hey, I do you for the book launch. You're great. Cause we're getting close. We're getting, yeah. When we get the pal, palmo's book going. Yeah.

Would we declare a date that's quite in the future? Yep. To give catapult enthusiasts a chance to build. We give them the specs of the book and we go down and see how far I give them a chance to build a catapult. Yeah, the people could sling the book. And they sling the book as a way to launch it and then say that we give a prize to the

person who's shot the book. Who's the launcher book the furthest the book. Who's the launch at Book the Furthest? Yeah. Not bad. I mean, it's, it's, we did, we launched you out of a cannon for our show launch one year. Yes. Yes. And we should have used the catapult I was thinking in hindsight for that launch.

Because I mean, you got a bit far. Catapult's, catapult's, get bit far. You would have been a lot further than a catapult. You reckon? Oh yeah, Trebuchet. Also Trebuchet is a dangerous level. I think seeing me swing like there's lots of peats. I've seen more Trebuchet accidents than those cannon acts. How many Trebuchet acts exist?

I've seen none, basically. I've seen a single trebuchet accident. I can imagine one, but I haven't seen any. Yeah. Yeah. When you've ever seen, like on YouTube, those, I mean, I have Googled trebuchets, gone wrong. You won't believe this trebuchet accident. Top 10 trebuchets and the pedoes just comes up with blank. There are no trebuchets. And it comes up with a statement going there, the safest things in the world. Well, how about we put this out there then? It's basically...

How many books are we launching then? I think we don't want to launch too many, because what about we just put out, register your interest at hamishine.com? If you want, because we might and have Treppisier or Katerpolt enthusiasts out there. If we get a handful of people going, yeah, I wouldn't mind seeing how far I could palt a book.

We can then determine whether we want to go ahead with that. Do we just let people discuss it? You know, we tape one up and then it's contained to the field, just still launching it. Yes. And we're just going to be, also, people just rock up and they try and, like, just, just be around themselves. I guess it's book discuss. Yes, and we've just got a bit of a... Also, people just rock up and they try and... Like just...

Just be around themselves, I guess it's book discurs. Was it any, okay? Not as fun to watch, I think, a book travelling. We're still seeing one for the years. I was excited to see a book really go. Right. Well then we should make it, you could launch into the space. That would open it up for people to do weather balloons. Dangerous though, because we are going to get together a heavy book. Anyway, we'll move to the thought. It's on our

plate. And can I just start off, this came in, this actually came in a direct message for Instagram, a guy called Matt giving me a Zoom power move. Oh, obviously everyone's a lot of people doing Zoom meetings at the moment and you can do a thing on zoom where you can change your background. Now, Matt's power move was when someone leaves the room if they're going to get a drink or something, take a screenshot of your screen, zoom in, crop it, the crop defator just so it's their background, then make their background your background. So when they return to the meeting, you're in their house. I like it. I don't think I've got the ability to do it.

I don't have any of those abilities to do it. You can do it, it sounds great. Ed, a Hoi Jens, a little power dickhead move, he says, that I use in the office. When I'm having someone meet with me, I have my assistant. Yes, I've lost a touch for the common man He says interrupt the meeting Yourself your immune Interrupt the meeting and take coffee and tea orders when she returns my coffee is always in a very large mug with Tear to a coffee comes in the spotestar in cup, with a single arrow root biscuit.

Yeah, biscuits and fantasy. Ando, another food based one, this is from Maddie Bullock. She says, hey, when dining at a relaxed Asian restaurant with another person or people, you're not an uptight Asian restaurant. No, but you'll realize why it needs to be relaxed. So it's not high dining Asian restaurants. No, but you'll realize why it needs to be relaxed. Okay. So it's not high-dining Asian restaurants. Probably no tablecloths. You wouldn't think so.

Offered a go up and get the soy sauce and the cutlery for everyone. So you sort of ordered and you're sitting down and waiting for your think to buzz. Come back to the table with chopsticks for yourself, but forks for everyone else. It applies to their soy and culture that they don't know how to use chopsticks.

Mmm. Mmm. Mmm. Really. Oh. Oh. Really like it. Lock-laken. Sports-based one. Great. Nice.

We're obviously sport kids going again. Pull this one out. This is an old mate's soccer power move. When the opposition having a shot and the shot is clearly missing, always yell out loudly, missing. I'm just having a flashback. What was the soccer one we had the other week that was for a scenario that just would never have? It was a pin. It wasnacle. If the opposition's goal is going to go in in the two ways to stop it, kick it into the goals, and you can claim the glory and stop them

from getting momentum. That's right. No, they don't get a goal. That guy doesn't get a goal. And he scores. He just gets a goal. I think it's got to be one of the most. It's tough.

Millisecond type. Calls. Yes. OK, that's right to be one of the most It's stuff. Millisecond type. It's calls. Yes. Okay, that's right. That's a good Google. Good mouse, little flashback. Trent, this comes in from Trent, a Hoi Trent. Guys, this is a power move.

My friend did just recently to me. Absolutely destroyed me. When someone says something funny that makes everyone laugh, tell them that that's in the top three most funny things that they've ever said. It makes them feel like they're really not that funny It was just a rare occurrence Really like it

The specific one from Alex Wilson here quick power move for you If you've borrowed money to buy a coffee or something Make sure you say keep the change within the air shot of the person you've borrowed money to buy a coffee or something, make sure you say keep the change within the air shot of the person you borrowed the money from. Oh, real good. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com