Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2020 Ep 99

Episode Date: July 8, 2020

1. Movie years – special skill 2. Power Moves 3. Reply from Sony 4. Upset Andy 5. Horgs' Inventions 

A list-knife production. Activate your internet. Because the Haymission and the Podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A Hoi to you, him. A Hoi sub captain, et al. Oh, where is that guy?

That guy was Jack. It does, it does, et cetera. Oh, a Hoi bag. Oh, thank you. Hamish et cetera. Not a bad name for a show. What was it? What did et al stand for?

This is something we had to learn at university. It's for... Did you know et al? I thought it was like a Latin word way of saying like, and I'll do all of you. And others. It was when you had to do the bibliography. Yeah.

You... If you meant... Say we wrote a textbook. So it was Blake Lee and Post. Yeah. It would be like, you know, podcasting fundamentals, Blake Lee and Post. Yeah.

And then the next time you reference that, be podcasting fundamentals, Blake Etowl. Oh yeah. So you're like, not gonna go through all the other people with dinner. It's that one, the other one on program out. You played to be first, didn't it? You did. I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. Ibid. This is so boring. I mean, this is the most important thing. Ibid just means that's the same reference I just said.

Yeah. Ditto, basically means Ditto. Ibid page 55. Yeah, so it's like, same book I was just talking about for the different page. The only reason Annie and I know so much about bibliographies is we were terrible at our degrees, but we put a lot of effort into faking references.

Yes. Yeah, we make up references. Make up references and just go. A lot of days. Ibid 65 and they're going, She. These guys have really read all these books. Trust us, it's a book you would love, but not available in the university library. With such good tunes, we went abroad to find our references. Yeah, for management stuff, you just be like, you know, critical thinking in the age of new competitiveness.

Yeah, rogers and whiplocks. Yeah. It's an absolute free for all and we love it. A hoi to Matt as well. Hoi boys, hey Jack, Maddie here. Maddie. Still an ISO because of the Rona. Thanks for keeping Australia moving through this hard timefellows.

It's not being easy. You know not all of this have indoor golf drives and home cinemas. It must be nice. Anyway, can I have a shout out to my best mate, Zane. You guys have been radio science since the lockdown and the only thing I know for sure is he's listening to your podcast. I know it's a hard time to cope during these try-and-times, but I hope you've kept off the SIGGI's Andy.

You're all rooting for you. He hasn't. I reckon the best part of lockdown has been learning a new skill. Could have learnt a new language, but instead, I've been working on uploading this to the website. Have a good one, fellas. Yeah. There's like four punch combo from James.

Really good stuff. That, I'm sorry, from Maddie. Really good stuff, Maddie. And it goes to show me, and that's obviously from a while back. Yes, made its way through the system. Yeah, I just, it's a little bit too low. That's a lot of takes. So maybe coming in on this very easy system.

How long it takes to upload it and buffer the content. It's like some months later. Maddie, I hope you didn't touch with you mate. If there's some reason stop using your phone during lockdown. And the rest of us had screen times of 10 hours. Yeah. Hey, you said you wanted to start with a special skill. This is exciting.

We don't always start with special skills. Let's kick it off. What are we going with? Ando. I just knew that this would work to kick off the show as a, just a fun game. There was a young man named James has got to tell her that I think he's a fun game. Yep. I think it's a kind of game you think you would be good at.

All right. But now that I've said that, you might back to it's hard to know. You might backtrack and now play the other side. Do you like, oh man, I'm not good at this. No, no, no. It's not going to be good at all. I don't know what you, I don't know what game you'll play today. But if he was dobbled in by his mate Tom.

OK. So Tom's got my mate, James, unbelievable. You tell him the name of the movie. OK. And he will tell you what year it came out. Oh. Any movie post 1990? I think you think you would be nice.

No, I'm a good, I'm a good lippness test of the as average or just above average in this. I wouldn't say I'm a movie buff, but I've seen enough. Seen enough, and you've got an idea of when you might have seen a poster. Yeah, so if I beat James in any of these, it will be a damn shame. Yeah, it is a dent on James.

And so how many moves have you gotten lined up for us? Got a bunch here, Ando. I thought five. Look, I think if he can... We just need the, he's the thing though. You need the year bang on. Yes. And four out of five bang on, you've got a coin.

Sounds good, okay. Now I know we normally do the musical openers together. And you're probably thinking, oh hang on a second bit. But Ham has an organised one of the musical openers because- That's what I am thinking. For James. Jokes on you, my friend. I know it would seem like that, but I've done a great one. Oh. Oh yes, because this is the part of the show. We do the game where James is going to guess the year of release for a red oven movie from Monday night. Good luck James. Oh, is that the hope? We'll have fun. Look, I think you're Paul Simon. You've left Garfunkel. You put out a ripping album.

Well, it doesn't always have to be songs. You just be this fast because it's telling everyone to start. You're like an in-starter game. start. You're like, and then start again. You were like Harry Styles. You left the group. There was some controversy at the time. Eventually people re-alonged. James, a hoi welcome to you, sir. Oh, hoi boys, happy birthday, Andy.

No, me. James, can I ask James? Tom, I understand what they're made. Have I got that name right? Tom, was he's made? Yeah, Tom, just a man of one, yeah. Yeah, James, nerve-wracking that someone's dubbed you in or you're happy to roll in going, yeah, I got this.

Oh, yeah, just, yeah, like you said, just rolled up. Like, just over at his place one night, we're just watching movies. I was just like, oh, that came out this year. They come out that year. So we just, we just kept going with it. And he's like, oh, wow, that's actually a thing. And have you continued over your then home skill or tested it anymore?

Or was it just that one fateful night? I've been doing it at work actually on the lunch break. Right. When I was looking at me like a weirdo at the moment. Yeah. Okay, that's great. Well, that's, I mean, geniuses are sometimes ahead of their time. And often the society around them thinks they're weirdos. But then, you know, they grow up and I was like, well I was actually Picasso, so jokes on you. Now I'm laughing. You stopped laughing. Okay, here we go Jay. Four out of five for a coin. Four out of five for a coin. I will name the movie. You tell me the year it came out. And you know, we all know what we're talking about here. Like when you look at Wikipedia it just has like the year next. Yeah, like you know, we all know we're talking about here like when you look at Wikipedia, it just has like the year next year. Yeah, like you know, or I am.

It's tough one. We might get challenged on here is we're going international release because back in the day, Australia would get films some month later. So I think we're just going on the year. It's accepted that the internet thinks it came out. Right. Is that have any? Yeah. The generally way I look at it is say what if I watch a movie I'll chuck it up when Wikipedia or something be like this movie is a 2003 fantasy movie or such and such. Yes. I agree James. Okay. Good show. We won against each other because I'd love to have you on the organizing committee because we think exactly the same way. Here we go James. I'm gonna start it. Oh, it's really... Oh, it's really...

These we really are on the same team, James are rooting for you. Uh, some tension music plays Jack. I'll just... Oh, good. I was gonna say don't worry about it, if you don't have it, because you could take minutes. James, first movie is... Vanilla Sky. Ooh.

Ooh. 1993? Ooh, I think later. Yep. Hmm. Give an Andy a clue there, I think later. Yeah. Give an anti-acglue there, I guess I was saying well. I was going to I thought I thought 2000s 2002. 2001. Smelly thing, J. 93. I was actually seeing that one so. No, that's okay good range finder yeah because he's the guy in charge of the

rain would guide you see where that landed yeah but you beginning phone calls from neighbours going you're something landed in my yard right okay okay one way off you must get four from four from you yeah I already let's do it okay tempted to strike the first from the record, I won't. A star is born. That is 2018. He's got it. Of course he has made it. I've said 19, I'm one and I'll scale it. Gosh, we're doing well.

Okay. I don't play the game. So far I'm one year off. Quite a few weeks. James, are you a De Niro fan? I love De Niro. Much of a bit of a Joe Pesci fan as well, that helps. Of course. It's not the Irishman.

Do you enjoy anger management? Yes, from 2003. The boy's back That is huge That is huge Just drove the whole court and dumped Okay, alright, what about this? The film is

Fight Club That's 1999 What are we out here, Jack? Three? Three out of five The macro is 3.4 This is for the win Alright, let's do it What are we out here Jack? Three? Three out of five. The next row is three for four. This is for the win. Yeah.

Alright, let's do it. I am. We've got a whole business here. You can't get through. I'm a... No, let's all do it. You do it too. Yes.

Love actually. That's 2003. He got it! He got the label! I'm glad we did it! We're the viewer's sky! I mean, when you do slow plays... It's like Michael Phelps, you just forgot how to swim for one race.

And then just won the rest of the Olympics. James, were you playing doggo? Were you slow playing us on the first one? Yeah, you live betting on yourself? LAUGHTER First film, what was it? The other sky, I've never actually even heard of it. Hey, Tom Cruise, Penelope Cruise.

Any one with Cruise. Tom Cruise at all. Yeah, oh, okay. Well, well done, James. Have you got it? Did you have it other one in there? I mean, I had my parasite. Parasite, mate.

Parasite. Oh. I haven't seen that either. I'm going to take a guess. Maybe 2006. No, one, the odds. One, the odds. The best picture. I've seen it. I'm seeing that either I'm gonna take a guess Maybe 2006 now one the old one the other is better Fixer like you I'm a G I skipped over because I thought this is too easy. I want to make it difficult. Yeah, well

James well done mate a coin coming your way in weird circumstances after the big flank at the end Wish we didn't ask and felt to swim a victory lap We didn't ask, um, Phelps to swim a victory lap. Maybe he's head. And again, we saw him drown. He got a big stick. I got a big stick.

Got a big stick with a big stick. I got a big stick. I got a big stick. We'll sit down and take a no-no for your mate Tom as well. Yeah, so I was going to say, you got a coin. You got a coin.

This is huge, you haven't given away a coin in a long time. Well done, buddy. This is big. And at his time, we hit up some power moves. Yes. The book took you along really, really well. Yes.

Let everyone know. Get your pennies ready for Christmas. Start saving up. Yep. What a little I love to get this on. I like it's size. It's getting big. It's good as it's hefty.

Yeah. We've been, we've got an example of the size. Yeah, book about barns wasn't it? Wool sheds of Australia. So if, Peechia, the kind of book that wool sheds of Australia would... I mean, no one's read that cover to cover where to put that out there first and foremost.

I'm just saying, but if you were editing wool sheds of Australia and you'd told your higher ups, I'm gonna get the top 100 wool sheds and you're at about 94. You would put some in from New Zealand and hope no one would. Yeah, don't too deep on where. Yeah, you know. I think I'm gonna say it.

It's like, why can't I? No, no, no, it's double. But yeah, it's gonna be a good size. It's gonna be really nice. Hey, I think I thought, but this is popped into my head yesterday. I can't remember if we've had this on the show or maybe it was inspired by something on the show, but you know, a power move of, you know, it's definitely an asshole power move. Yeah, but would this work?

That's a power move, most are. Let's use it on you, Jack. Okay. This is automatically lost. Again, like most power moves just used to floor someone in a social situation. So I give them the conversation, maybe Jack's alpha dog in a bit, you know, stand and set up for most power moves, it's just a tip. Cut the power moves, I'm taking people down a peg that deserve it.

Yep. And I'll go, oh Jack, I met someone you went to school with the other day, Matt someone. Matt. Yeah, Matt, you got to school with a Matt. Yeah. What was he last name? Matt Elliott. Yeah, that's him. Matt. Yeah, Matt, you had a school with a Matt. Yeah. What was he last name? Matt Elliott. Yeah, that's him.

Tell me a funny story that you peeing your pants in assembly. Yeah. I don't know, I like the idea you were getting them hooked in with Matt Elliott. Because everyone went to school with a Matt. And it qualifies your story. Yeah, because I'm not saying it. Matt Elliott told me that funny story. But also, Matt Elliott exists.

You admit it. You admit it he exists therefore. So does the peeing in his hand. I really like it. This one's from Lexi North Doftham. Easy power move for you guys. Tell people that ordinary objects are a scratch and sniff. LAUGHTER Words best if you're a waiter at a cafe referring to the menu.

It's coming from Daniel. Can I have a look? A cabin across this power move. It's slightly arseholeish. And best used when first meeting someone, when you introduce them or before you get introduced to them, you say, who's this clown? And you're... I do like it. There isn't no including, I do like he's rational here because you're either implying that they are a clown.

Or be, they're a clown, but they're not well known enough for you to know who they are as a clown. So if they really were a clown, they'd be like, oh, not even a famous clown. We've got a friend of ours. Hylia, straightaway. Who uses that all the time. And yeah, he's a bolstery, a boisterous guy. Immediately puts you on the position

if you've got to win me over. Yeah, yeah. And a lot of people fall for you. You know what it's like, Jack? You shouldn't. Yeah, he's a walking power move. He's a walking power move. Yeah, yeah. The way he treats Jack is is he acts as if Jack, I mean,

with this was like a year or so ago, we went into the footy together, you know, one night, basically acted the whole night as if Jack and ridden him a letter to say, may I please follow you around for a night and have you teach me about the world? So we just constantly go pay attention, Jack. Watch how it's done.

Right like Jack had applied to be is intern That is a power move I've just realized we're gonna done this book a lot simpler by just riding to kill you And they may have to interact with him and I I do the one sometimes Like the Christmas dinner for'll be basically like a Christmas dinner. Christmas dinner for Andy. Very enjoyable once a year. A race, Lord.

Right, it's the symbol but effective power move. If you need to lens slash pay someone using your banking app, as that, it asks you for the reason why you're sending them out. Always put allowance. It feels like you just give it in the pocket money. Very nice. This is from Tana. She writes, can I go and pound me if you hear it?

Whenever you're eating it a sushi train with a group. Oh, I don't think we've had a sushi train, pal, no? No. Always sit closest to where the sushi plates come out from the kitchen. That way, not only do you get the first crack at the good sushi, but you can also listen to what other people are thinking of getting and then take the dish before they get it, making them white long-dots.

You can stop talking about sushi. We have a sushi train in Melbourne, you all. They're around. They are around. I think there's still be some trains. Yeah, right. I haven't see them for a long time. I'm still back at as a method of delivering swishy. Yeah, yeah, I just think, I thought you may have to travel abroad to get to use the

power. No, they're definitely around. I remember when they came out, I was about 20 years ago probably. Swishy trains burst onto the scene. And that had the rumblings of, oh, you know, here come the robots to take everyone's jobs, but it might hold a bit there. It wasn't the bursting of the dam wall that we expected. It was just a constant week. Josh Ham from the United Kingdom. How move when you've gone to a toilet with a mate and another person walks into the bathroom? Yep. If your mate engages in conversation, don't respond.

This way the stranger who has walked into the bathroom will think that your mate just likes talking to strangers in the toilets, thus demoting them to the status of the bathroom as a weirdo. If you're feeling really bold, turn to the stranger, point to your friend and the guards, what a weirdo. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick.

I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick.

I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick.

I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. I'm so sick. Yeah, I mean, this is just what happens when we're willing to do the work. You run, you set up a campaign, you want to bring justice to the people, give them a great deal. You're going to have hiccups. Yep. We're learning what it's like to run a small business with these loyalty cards, but we're willing to do it for the cause. Absolutely.

And the first 15,000 cards have been printed, not with the names on the meadow, because we are waiting for the sponsor for the letter to come through to be able to get that out, which will happen soon. You've been working the fun. Yeah. But not willing to drop on price too, so I appreciate. Yeah, well, we're in the hole a little bit of this one. We're going to be in the hole, but that's okay,

because it's a great offer to everybody out there, including ourselves, we'll make it back just by using the card every day lives. The update from last week was that we accidentally We'll make it back just by using the card throughout everyday lives. The update from last week was that we accidentally printed on 15,000 cards a QR code that was a placeholder that instead of sending people to thehamishnery.com forward slash loyalty website, it sent you to a Google search for the word hello with a with a wink emoji, I think.

Yeah. And the first hit under that was a deal, the song by Adele. Yep. So, okay, life's handed at some limits. That was last week's last week's policy on turning that into lemonade was, well, first of all, these are collectible. Yeah. The great news is the first 15,000 are collectible. The second meter great news is we realized we it wasn't actually really a mistake we had done a favor for Adele and her management company turns out she is wrapped by Sony. Yep. Oh, I think the YouTube link is ad-served. So she would be we we certainly we're making someone money somewhere. And that's when you're making someone money somewhere, it's only fair the little bit flows back to you.

Yes. So we then rang Sony, reception at Sony Music, Australia, and said to hey, we're going to have to send an invoice for some marketing that we've done for Adele, who we meant to send it to. They gave us the details of Shannon, the email of their, the Shannon and, um, I assume it's a heel, could be a shea. Could be a heresype, but we, I left in your hands,

and you've got the invoice generating software on your computer. You, I made up an invoice for 10 grand plus GST, so it came in 11 and just put in the... Oh, we registered for GST. Yeah, we are. Right. And then I put in... Oh, we really?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I mean. Yeah, absolutely. And then I put in services marketing for Adele and then just... What invoice number? H-A-Zero-Zero1. No, because I thought that's... You smell right. And then just what invoice number H a zero zero zero one. No, because I thought that's not your smell Right, that would and I was I was probably already having a che zero one. We don't have confused accounts when they pay

So I went with eight but your accounts Well, I know we already have an eight zero zero. All right. So I want to confuse yourself Where did you go? I just make up a big no H a six four five eight Yeah, yeah, just shove seven thousand invoices So, I just make up a big note. H-A-6458. Yeah. Yeah, just shy of 7,000 invoices. Just run of the bill. Yeah, exactly. So, marketing for Adele, and then I just put our count details at the bottom.

Yeah. And did you send the email with what I said to go with love? Yes, cleared up quickly. With the pre-share prompt payment. This is what I wrote. Uh, sent it out at 456. Yes, because we did get the impression that you could slide it in at the end of the work day.

And Shannon might just quickly write a book. Yeah. Hey, Shannon, as discussed here, as the invoice for the Adele marketing would appreciate prompt payment on this of a regards Andy. Got a message back yesterday. You beauty. I hope it's a receipt. She.

I hope it's a screenshot of her. She writes electronic funds transfer. Hey Andy, hope you're well. Just checking, do you have a contact at Sony Music who would have booked this? Many things. So, I'll cut in mouse game. So I'll already written. Right.

So I thought it'd be better to get straight back as if there's no problem. Few options at this point, we could go, you could try and bluff or go double down the prompt payment angle and go. Thanks for your question, Shannon. The can is now over here. No!

So you make Shannon panic going off. I shouldn't have asked so many questions and now you're in a read-us. We have one hour term. We have one hour term. We asked the 24 hours to payment to... I wrote that. We have one hour term. One hour term. One hour term. One hour term. One hour term.

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One hour term. One hour term. One hour term. One hour term. One hour term. One hour term. That's what we're seeing now is about. Crazy times. I don't have a contact as the Adele marketing wasn't specifically requested from Sony, but it was definitely been delivered, which is great news for the Sony team. Look forward to product payment. Regards, Andy. Okay.

Haven't heard back. That's good. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I feel we show, I think we tip down, hand us slightly by saying we weren't asked to do this. For future learnings, for when this situation rolls around again, when we're, we accidentally print 15,000 of the wrong card. And then we're invoicing a company that wasn't aware of us for $10,000.

When that next happens, I think it would have been possible in that instance to go, great questions. Just pay us. I'll see you in the contract. How have you discussed after payment? I've done that. We could have gone, we'll work through that at our end. If you can pay, you can work through the payment at your end Don't looks like we've got a Bit of a quid pro quo. Yeah, I'll get you some answers. Yeah, that's an option Yeah, I just worry now that we've said out out loud. I'll look we didn't have a contact Yes, it's I think it might snooker us a little bit. It certainly does. I figured what I was hoping for is, look, we love Sony music.

We don't lot with them over the past. What I was hoping for is a little bit of transparency. So if they do then pay us, we can go, well you knew what about this. What about this? What about this? You go. I mean, it's already sent, which is a bummer,

but you can go follow. You can go, Shannon, regardless of your question about of who booked this. I don't want to get stuck in a blame game. Pretty sure it came from the top. Yeah, you can just go look at it. I don't want to play, I'm not interested in playing the blame game, but yeah.

Rest assured, rest assured, it's all looking good. Okay. All right. I can do a follow up. Because you know what I mean by going, look, I'm not going to give you the name because I don't want to get anyone in trouble. He is a good way of looking like you're protecting someone, but you still would like to be paid.

To getting someone in trouble for what? I don't know, mate. But then you'll go, I, okay, he's a good guy. Yeah, he's. Okay, I'll do a follow. I'll go, hey, just checking back you know this, that contact you're after, I don't wanna get me one in trouble so a bit of off leaving it.

No, so, so if we, I'll sort that out. Don't get in trouble. So if you just pay and we can all move on quickly from this. Yeah. Put, I really imply that the speed of moving on is the goal. Okay, I will, I will. I'll give you that day. Alright, ando, I'm looking at your skin.

Let's see if we can get under it. Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way it likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy! They flood in and out. They flood in. Yeah, they upset Andy. It's, it's, this is a segment that will never end because you're someone that is striving

for constant order. Yeah. And, but the world is chaos. There's a law and physics called the law of increasing entropy, which means these get crazier and crazier. You can't keep them still. You're fighting physics. I'll try. Give me two or five periods. I'll be physics by close of business. The world gets faster and looser. And the universe expands. I'm the universe. I'm actually on the side of the big bang. We're expanding. We're going faster and looser. And the universe expands. I'm the universe. I'm actually on the side of the big bang. We're expanding, we're getting faster and looser.

I agree with that. I think the world is getting faster and looser. I do. I do. Well, there's a category which I'm fine with. And that's what makes this sit. People will go, this will get him sometimes. I'm like, no, no, no.

You're able to not be God. That's true. I think that's important to clarify from time to time. But then, I mean, it all comes down to, sometimes you like things just done the way they're done. And sometimes there are huge time savers for people on my side of the fence. Yes, you don't need to order the dishwasher.

No, hey, a friend of mine. By the way, sorry, I mean, I know this is weeks and weeks ago now, we talked about when Sunny and I stayed at your beach house. Yeah. Did you get my calling curve and a dishwasher? Put a plate in backwards Didn't know if you'd see it or not I restart that when I got down Well, you might be on such autopilot because then you have a lot of people staying there that wouldn't always adhere to your

Dishwasher policy you probably just are on autopilot, restocking it all the time, but I wondered if you got my time bomb. If you'd put a T cup, a T cup, I'll downline in the glasses section or something. That would mean, you know, whether you saw all my glasses along the wall, not in the dishwasher like what it's out that would have. Oh yeah, real cat amongst the pigeons. Anyway, quick question. I mean, my friend of mine certainly lost touch

the common man on this one, but he's putting two dishwasher in his house. And he says he's never looked back. He goes, he said, I went for two cheaper ones. Oh, let's try, mate. And we've already found you out. Might be real nice. But they draws? No, not the draw one. I know those cheaper ones. Like, let's try, mate. And you already found you out. Might be real nice.

But they draws? No, not the draw one. I know those draw ones. Oh, that's, this is unheard of. He's two full dishpotters. And he just goes, doesn't put anything away now. Well, that is a bit fast, and we're so mad. So he just put it in.

He doesn't usually, no. He's going, you rent your cupboards to make the money back in the dishpotter. A mini can of it. So I was in, I was your box, your box of bits and bolts here that I rented out to you in my kitchen. Will we afford all of this, please? As a person's in the micro rental business myself with my drum kit, there is a time,

a fair bit of money in micro rentals. Then we'll get to you because you've been hanging on a hoi mate. A hoi voice. Where do you sit on the double dishwasher? I do sound like I've lost touch. Yeah, it does. I've lost the loose. They have also lost such a common man. It's possible to be both. Ben, what have you got that upset, Tandy?

Oh, first of all, a happy birthday, Andy, and congrats, hey, I'm on the SP. No, thank you so much. No need for me. No need for me. No need for me. No need for me. Definitely. Go for it, Ben.

So you know, when you're moving houses, and you're sort of putting all your possessions in boxes, I don't really label the boxes to stuff. Oh, that's annoying. No. The stuff is right. It's just possessions. No, that's annoying.

It's like you label all possessions, ben stuff. Yeah, but then you can get them removalists to go, hey, kitchen stuff, in kitchen. That's an extra charge, must be very nice, Andy. It'll be very nice to be someone that can pay for the unpacking. No, not the unpacking, I'm saying the boxes themselves. Must be very nice, there's someone that can put them

in special rooms when you get to the kitchen. No, when a guy walks in with the box, you just say, that's label kitchen. Put it in the pop-up, where you gonna be like Christmas when you get to the new house what's in here what an exciting time terrible being there it comes out of store it does mate but it's an inefficiency it's an inefficiency that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that's that Come back from there. Hang up on me. Mahalia, I think it might be.

Mahalia, are you going to get something that would upset Andy? Yes, I do. The other week, all my tea towels were in the washing machine and my husband used a bath towel, like a bath hand towel. And I asked him why he said, said well they're all just small towels. Yeah. Doesn't bother me that way. Barpan towels is a... I've done the same thing for a lack of tea towels.

About the option obviously I'd be looking and going why have you done that? I didn't know that's I mean we've talked about this but the tea towel at the beach house is very de-lux. It seems like a barf towel. Yeah I know. Maybe that's why you're tricked into doing. I'm not... It's Dolbyncy. Actually, it's Dolbyncy. Yeah, I would use one of the... I'd use a beach towel in the kitchen

now that I think about it. Yeah, but you wouldn't you you'd be happy. I would also shower and dry myself with a tea towel. Down the towels. Thanks for earlier. Kane, how do you? How's it going? Yeah, good mate. Kane, what have you got to upset Andy? Well, you know your typical master foods tomato sauce bottle Yeah, the little twist nozzle Well, first of all I never put it back down Yeah, who needs it? He's got that kind of time. Yeah, exactly. Yeah Then the sauce builds up so then it gets a bit clogged and I'll never clean that you know You just give it a bit of a harder squeeze

and it will come out of different angles as well. You should fasten loose. Vashi blows. I hate it, and it's actually... You sound like the kind of guy that has enough strength to get that hand at that harder squeeze. Not a move for weaklings, I'll tell you that. Um, yeah, I hate that.

That's very peri-peri on my, uh, amy-peri-ation. And he does not like, can geild anything. No, toothpaste, sauce. I'd be putting that down, and if it happens to get the nozzle kind of build up a little bit, I'll be running that under hot water, quicksmer. How do you get anything done for all the caretaking them?

To climb waste to those on your house. Hey, you got me. Hi, Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi, Lee. Hi, Hi, Lee. Hi, guys. Haley, oh, Haley. Haley, oh, Haley. Haley, guys. Happy birthday, Andy.

I'm happy. So I've got one when you make toast in the morning and instead of using a knife, you just spread the block of butter directly on the toast. Very simple. Oh, just scrape it on. I mean, you get a lot of crumbs on your butter stick. Yeah, that's where I go. Yeah.

That's where it falls over for me. But originally, I thought, that's not a bad idea for pace. But, no, no. I mean, so you got the butter, you got the butter. I sometimes get toast alien, just wipe it through the tub. Because I don't mind, you know when you dip your knife in, you know, everyone goes, I got about, you know, 50 cent coin piece of butter,

and everyone goes to the drama of spreading it all over their toast. It is going to mix up in your mouth, dig your toast in like a hummus, and try and eat it all in one bite, and then eventually you will get the mix up in your mouth and you'll get the proper butter to toast ratio in your mouth. Yeah, but you're both mad. Well, we're not fast and we're saving time, that's why I'm always early.

Fast and linked. You can't, I wish we'd be early. We all know that the crowd biggest, got the biggest laugh. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm LinkedIn. I'm not LinkedIn as we've found out early today. I have a LinkedIn, I'm not active on there.

You're on there. Well, anyway, I'm having a budget, you have a new job, Andrew? Very happy with my job, true for me. Yeah, exactly, I don't think I need to be. Not always. I'm not looking for you working. Not always for the rest of us. The restless mind and wallet of young Jack.

I don't really hate working so much to be a LinkedIn. Seems so bizarre. Anyway, actively sniffing. I believe is your status update. Hawgs used to be on this show a lot for these inventions. Yes. Still our most talked about, I think,

requested, remembered. And I was having a beer with him during the week and he's like, hey, may I have an have you back on? I've got heaps of them. Heaps of them is what he said. I suppose they are mediums changed from live radio. Works so well in live radio, hogs and co-op, he had his invention and investors would call immediately, pledge their interest. But I suppose because when we move to podcasting,

it's, we thought it's harder for turn around for investors. We've rethought that. We have to rethought that and foolishly we realized too, when Andy bought these news back to the group, of course he's brain hasn't turned off. No, just because he's there, still producing, it's like an oil well that, you know, the world's moved on to clean a fuel, but still pumping out oil. Exactly. Hawg's joined us now. A hoi mate.

Hey, what's up? A hoi hogs. Sorry there. As I was giving you that analogy, I was not saying that your mind is bad for the environment or part of Big Carbon. just struggling for an analogy. Horg's a couple of things. I'm a couple of things that I can't go out of it. It's a couple of things.

Mate, is it still in an ideas.xls spreadsheet? Uh, yes. Right? Now, the great thing about an Excel spreadsheet is you've got lots of different cells and columns on the spreadsheet. I, over the years, if you had one column where at the top it said the word thieves or taken or executed by someone else, it'd be quite a lot of ticks in that column. Yeah, because people have stolen your ideas of them.

We will have, even weatherbed, we saw the other day. People a couple of weeks ago, I think sportbed, was doing getting bed on the weather. It's that one, I've just learned to move on. Yep. That's my, you know know because if I didn't move on, I don't know, you know, it's the, you know, the recorder. Oh, yeah, yeah. Well, that's a thing, you know, you're going to play offense, you can play defense, it's can't spend the whole life

looking at every of your mirror. There's always going to be more ideas if people want to imitate, let them, you're out there creating. Um, hogs, we've tracked down, we can't remember what opener we decided on using. We've tracked down three we can't remember what opener we decided on using. We've tracked down three different ones. We're going to play all three for you because we plan obviously to use this again in the podcast and ongoing for you to pick which one you'd like us to go with. All right, here's the first one. Yeah. I think that was my, that was the first one we did.

Back in the day too, it really was about get rich quick, it was about just making money and not the still the plan for people that may invest. Yeah, I think that was great. I think all one of the new, all requests that are new one. But I don't know why we changed it was great. Well because you requested it. Let's see the things that you requested that you changed. I think the power's just gone to your head. let's hear the things you requested. You changed it. You was the second one.

I think the power's just gone to your head. But let's hear the other one you got. Hawks inventions. Powerful. Not as good as the first. I like to imagine there's lots of scenes of you shuffling paper looking at the camera and sketching something, dropping your pencil, looking at the camera. Working one of those old adding up machines where the paper's coming up and looking at the camera.

Yes, he's the third. Business man, I think that's going to be the next one. Okay, let's have a listen. Oh What invention does he have? It's like a Korean chat. Oh, you kind of played it, can you? Is that the one you were thinking? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. No, no one business for any of you, is that? Well, it's just a channel nine news.

I don't know any news, but they do. We use the news, the news does have a finance bit at the end sometimes. And we just say hogs over that. Okay, that's the one we'll go with. Hogs, what we're going to do. New format. New format. Is your join us one week to tell us the area in which people might want to be interested in investing.

So I don't want you to tell the invention today, but more, it's a call out for investors. And people will listen to this, they'll hear this episode. They'll go, okay, I like that area. I've got some money set aside. Maybe in my self-managed super phone. I'd like to invest a small amount in that area. I've got some money set aside. Maybe in my self-managed super phone, I'd like to invest a small amount in that area.

And then they'll be there ready to hear the actual specific pitch next week when we have you back on the show. Does that make sense? Yeah, great, great. So watch, because this is the way that the investing world works now, I know the world moved on

since we first did August Vincenzo. I mean, you've got venture capitalists, you look at like you're to put up Silicon Valley, prospectus, a pitch dock, a deck, a deck, people going to bloody South by Southwest, they've got money, and they don't know, they want tech, they want an app, and they're interested in that, they'll go to a presentation,

and then that's when the big money flows. So I think this is the way the world works. So what kind of a reiner is this one in Horgas? One of these little lights have done well over these lights. Yeah, wow, we, yeah, lights have definitely done well, particularly night time or in darker areas. We couldn't, we couldn't live without lights. We could, but it would certainly be definitely, it would be less convenient.

So candles or, you know, since the dawn, since the dawn of time, man climbed and moonlight has enjoyed seeing things in the traditional 12 hours of the day where there is not the natural light of the sun. That's true. And even though life had grown, lots of fantastic, we've really enjoyed the lives. Yeah. We're coming to getting a bit annoyed, which how many times I've got to switch on the lights, you know,

replace the globe. Like maintenance is frustrating. Yeah. It's a species. So that's all we need to this week, I think. So people interested in solving the hassle of light maintenance. Yeah. And and how much, what kind of a, how much money do you reckon you need of light maintenance. Yeah. And how much money do you need?

To exist. Yeah. Oh, you know, depends how many parts. I wouldn't want a hundred grand. Okay. Okay. So multiple people that are willing to share is that for of the business?

Well, they can, the hunger grand can get you 20% so a thousand bucks. Yeah. I mean, someone got a calculator. Yeah. I guess it's 0.2%. Yeah. But the, but if you, so you're saying that value saw 100 grand for 20% values the company a half a million dollar company.

Yeah, basically. Well, that's a check, that's a check. Wow, okay, well that's good news for you. I was put out there, I haven't done an invention for a couple of years now. Yeah, yeah. This is, if I had to pick an invention once a week, this is the biggest one, so I'm guaranteeing,

this is an absolute ripoff. Right, okay, great. So there's a certain premium that people will be paying for the thrill of investing in the investment. No, he's the saying that he's had to. In the peak of the bunch. He said two years. Yeah, the think of one and he's leading with his best. He's not coming in shy for us. Okay, well, investors out there, hamishdowni.com, just you've got to express your level of interest. Yeah, if you are interested in investing in this or you'd like to know more, you show a serious wish to get in on the ground floor at this invention, which we don't know what it is yet,

but we will find out in the next episode. You'll be able to ask Hawks some questions. Seems to solve the nuisance of turning lights on and off. Hawks, I'll just throw this out there, and again, don't tell us what the invention is. I just want to make sure you know of that thing in America where people can clap and the lights come on and off.

Oh mate, it is something else better than that. Well great, but that was a very successful image. I just want to check. We'll chat you next week buddy. So, okay, thanks for having me. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.