Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 128

Episode Date: April 21, 2021

1. Makita get in touch 2. Upset Andy 3. Operation: Authentico Italiano 4. OnlyAndy247 switches to free 

A list-naf production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A hoi to you, Hame? Oh, Hoy, boy. So I was just swallowing a smoothie. I can see what you're going with today. Yes, well, it's from a famous chain.

I know the one. Yes, it's a ball-shock. It's a chocolate bar. Oh, you're the name of the woods boost. I don't need to start off with a guessing game. But I thought you were a friend of fact that my preference at boost is a King William chocolate. Yes, always has been.

It's always has been. It's always has been. Never been ever seen in the fruit selections. Mine not even tried a tinkering store. Yes, you're a tropical store man. Jack, I imagine you'd be a protein and oats. Oh yeah, I am. I am.

I am an eight ordering them because they call it the gym chunky. I mean, ordering it, but it's the saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head.

I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain in my head. I'm not saying that I'm a pain hoi to Curtis who hit us up at www.hamishdirty.com. Hi, I'm a Janie and Jack. Curtis here, currently 12.37 am, is going for a walk. Yes, maybe a strange time type of walk, but the Mrs. and I had a slight disagreement, so I'm letting her stew in the house, but I go for a walk and enjoy some

hamish and Andy podcast. Just a quick question, something I've always wondered about Has Jack ever approached you boys about adding his name to the Hamish and Andy now? I just yeah, I don't know just thought that would be something that Jack might do Anyway, have a good night boys and wish me luck. I might be in straw food Well, that's a bit to unpack there It's a good question. I You never have Jack.

I never have approached you. No. Do you think we will? I mean, if you wanted it, no, no, no. No, no, no. And I was going to say, it's the kind of thing that people would think someone might want. Yeah. But Jack would know, with that would come responsibility.

Yeah. Expectations, you would be expected out a minimum Jack to listen to every piece of audio as it's happening in the studio. We already know on two memorable occasions this year you have enjoyed taking a slight infrared day holiday. Yes. Yeah. Just tune out. Yeah, a little in your mind, CS.

A little bit of jack time. As we continue with the pod. Hain, the pod, you'd have been officiated. It'd take it away from a hobby, I think, is that would be the main worry Jack would have. And also, people hate when names change of something like, if a stadium changes, it's sponsored and changes it, but everyone kids go and like, oh, Eddie had stadium,

oh, we call it Marvel now. And then I would be the annoyance for people going, oh, it's called Hame, Shandy and Jack now. Yeah, that's true, Jack. Oh, that's very good of you. The other follow-up question I had is, how did Curtis go? I mean, he stormed out mid-night, and that's why he joins us on the phone now.

Oh, hi Curtis. Oh, hi, boys. Oh, hi Curtis, now that might have been some time ago you began the upload, absolutely years, to the website. So do you remember the argument? I suppose that was our first question. vaguely yes, it was quite some time ago, but I do remember it slightly.

Yep, and how'd you go and you got back home? All good? Or was it still fiery? It was still fiery. I can feel you're not in the story of what happened if you'd like. Oh, yeah, sure. Sure, yeah, if you're thinking to be there. So basically, every time we have dinner, if there's any throwable leftovers like a corn cob or a bone or like a potatoes and pumpkin or something like that, I usually wear where we eat, say the lounge room or dining room, I like to stand there and throw stuff into the sink, just a little game I play with myself. Lovely.

Gotta make sure I'm fun. Exactly right here. So we just enjoyed a little t-bone steak and I was gearing up to throw it to the sink and the Mrs just says Curtis maybe just this time, just can you not throw food in the house and I went forward anyway and she pointed out the one of her favourite cups was on the sink, I threw it, perfect throw and straight in the sink, bounced out, may have hit her cup, may have smashed her over the ground. Yeah. Sounds like a beard. That's a beard.

Yeah. Now what's the beard? So she wasn't too happy with that. Yeah. You've got to, you know, in any relationship marriage, whatever, you do have to pick your battles and you sort of go, you know, am I going to, you know, am I going to stake a claim here?

Am I going to die on this hill? And you dug in? You know, this is this hill I will fight for. And you've got as unlucky. Have no, this is this hill I will fight for and you've got as lucky Have you got unlucky as a man can get have you continued to throw food since then though because it can be the wakeup call kind of I have she kind of I got back from that walk and she was still absolutely stewing because you took a basketball with you and you went down to the local front just shot her and get accuracy base games out of your head

when you went down to the local front. Just shot her, you couldn't get accuracy. You just made a nose. You just made a nose out of your head. No, I got back and she said she'd ban me from throwing food for the next, or for the foreseeable future. But I kind of like to think about it, like I'm just taking a bit of a, a Mark Woodjord and S break.

Yes, go for it. I'm a huge fan. You've chosen, you've chosen to leave the sport. You don't get banned. Every time it, and then I'll come back, and I'll just keep hitting those shots.'m sorry Michael Jordan versus Ben Johnson for example Do both holidays from the sport? Yes, but I'm forced

We'll probably maybe more of a warning Uh with a dioretic tablet accident Hard in the right spot The right spot took a year off came back bold beautifully and I look forward to seeing there you go Thanks very much for joining us, Curtis. Cheers boys. It's a great, I mean, even just the concept of going, I ban you from this. He's a great, interesting line to drawing a relationship.

Yeah. I'm banning you. Well, I will reject to the ban. Well, not the governing body. And you can't, can you, you're going to find me? You're a team mate. You don't have any authority. I'm just quickly, we are still in white t-shirts. Obviously, hoping the right tracksage

at top and pants present itself for us for this year. Jackson, I'm not by notice, got a windshield on. Some trendy ones have been submitted at hamishneed.com, kind of started by, you know, Instagram influencers way too trendy for us, you know, the kind of one. But they're sort of a New York style. You see, Kanye started wearing them.

Yeah, yeah. About a year ago, they're quite the boxy ones. Like, I don't think that's... I just wanted to thank those people for submitting. One was from the UAE. They're saying that this is the new brand. You should go. I think it was called Easy Money. Was there a film? Yeah, seemed like it. But anyway, thank you. We won't be taking on any more trendy tracksuit submissions. We won't just, you know, you're

wrong. We were excited about something here that looked like the Olympic team track suit. And Olympic team track suit from any year would be fantastic. Well, publicized now that we made a mistake over what who was making what. But that, you know, people would have heard what got us excited and will remain in the white T's until we find a suitable replacement.

And what we're doing follow ups, he's been a follow on from very early in the year. And we hope this might happen. And I think we're actually scratching our heads as to why it hadn't. If we're being very honest with ourselves, got a direct message on Instagram from Adam. He's the national marketing manager for Makita Restaurant.

Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba. Now, people might remember we had a lot of Makita products in the studio that we had to purchase. I love this. Could I pause for one second? Because I have another announcement, which is con-con with your announcement. These came in today.

What are they? Peanut butter. You did. Well, they're for Jack. They're getting the Jack. So the system, and I was wondering, Jack Big Day, they sent you two boxes. Wow.

I didn't, you're having you, Jack. Uh-oh. Didn't you already announce publicly that you have a peanut butter sponsor many weeks ago? I do have an announcement to make, so sorry to steal your follow-up. Can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can I, can. Yes, I have two peanut butter sponsors. You just, I mean, it doesn't work. I do, I do. You cannot have two. You cannot have two. You cannot have two.

You cannot have two. Ten in the gold. Sometimes we will use a toddler's pool, but they use a different, a tailor-made club, for instance. Of course, because there's several different items you can have in the golfing world. But I, it is outrageous to think you greedy, greedy boy. No, I could be using it for different things.

One peanut butter for sandwiches, one for smooth, I would say. No, this is, this is absolute, this is piggery. So I mean, I know, I know you're getting peanut butter to bulk up, but you have to pick your favorite. You cannot have a smooth sponsor and a crunchy sponsor. Yeah, it's an insult to your other sponsor that you're not using them, Jack. Peanut butter is a one brand sponsor thing.

I'm sorry. Can I say that last year, Mavis were my peanut butter sponsor. They said one care package and then because they didn't follow up with anything. Well, I'm sorry. Can I say that last year, Mavis were my peanut butter sponsor. They said one care package. And then because they didn't follow up with anything. Well, they had to. I now, yeah, I did drop him at the start of the year. Then 99th Monkey, I didn't get a chance to mention on the show.

99th Monkey slip in. You were pretty hard on Instagram. Yeah. 99th Monkey are my now preferred peanut butter. Until after I posted my 99th monkey supply that came in. Mavis came back and said, hey, we will still, even though you've got a new peanut butter sponsor, we'll still love to sponsor you as well. Wow.

So now Mavis and 99th monkey are my peanut butter sponsors. I guess my question to you is, as someone that's in the market to purchase peanut butter and being influenced by your decisions instead of sponsorships working Which one should I buy Jack? Who do you prefer? I'll just say like this, maybe as you can get off the shelves in your coals and woolly's. 99th monkey. You see more if you're online shopping. So if you're like a peanut butter online, no, no, no, no, no, I can only buy one jar and I'm deciding based on taste and quality. Who should I get? 99th monkey.

Wow. I don't just. As he says, sitting in front of a stack of animals. Wow. What a... I look forward to their response. Let's... I think you feel like you've got your money's worth there, maverick.

I wouldn't even say your name when he was sitting on a pile of free money. So, Hayne, obviously, Miquita, I was wondering where it got to for that because Miquita... We were very... Well, the first episode accidentally came in Miquita ad. And as we said at the time, not sponsored, just I obviously had the option of keeping the tools afterwards. We said at the time, not sponsored, just I obviously had the option of keeping the tools. Afterwards, once they'd been used for the show, as people were guessing the sound of them and I was excited to keep them. And as I already had some of that delicious, macaqueer product in the green box in my garage,

you want to keep the all the same family runs off the same battery. Anyway, great news from Adam. It's a national marketing manager. So he can make decisions. Thanks so much. He says, for the comments on the podcast the other day, we know he played very good money for that. We know.

Yeah, I know. Anyway, we'd love to hook you up with some gear. I think this is one of those you choose situations. Oh, so you just go back to that. So my question to the team is, where to go back, what's everyone need? Can I have a leak? Have you ever think about it? What's your first instinct? I need a hedge trimmer. Do they have one? Sure, yeah.

Of course they do. They get everything. Jack, what do you want? Well, I'm on the Dewalt battery system, so I'd like to keep it. I'm on the Dewalt battery system, so I'm just going down. I'm on the Dewalt battery system, so I'm just going down. I'm going down. He's going down. I'll ask him. Right back. You're going to do a fault. You're just wondering if you've got 70 default tools lying around. Maybe you accidentally made it for you one day before you realised your drill machine was set to do a fault instead of a Macheta and was pumping out the wrong brand and culled it to a fault. Cheers for multiple sponsors for every thing he owns.

I'm just trying to balance it out because Machet didn't pay anything to get on this show, so neither did DuWal, and now both tools get even appearance on the show. Of course. Just like not enough monkey, and maybe it's getting even supposed to get pretty of the bit of the picture. I'll come back, I'm very excited about this.

I've got a, I mean, the last bit, as he says, I'm happy to hook Andy up as well. So it actually doesn't mention Jack. So it's worked out very well. And I would have had a lot of fun. And let's continue that fun for almost all of us, except you good. Oh, you never know. Everything is neat and practical,

cause that's the way he likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy. And oh, upset Andy submissions, continue to flood in, carefully curated by a producer, Sarah, and the cream of the crop, the most annoying of the annoying,

just skimmed from the top, contacted, lined up, ready, all in the chamber, ready to peppy you with things that could annoy you, things that ruffle the universe, things that fly in the face of order. Okay, let's get it over with. Dylan, Dylan joins us a hoi Dylan. Good day guys, how you going? A hoi really good, mate. Really good. What have you got? What have you got happening in your world that could upset our buddy Andy? Well, another lot of fact for you.

Basically, I work having a banana on the way to work in the car, which is super fast and loose, convenient. And then when you're done with your banana peel, what you do is you just chuck it in your car holder and leave it there and go into work. When you come out after work, the car's full of a beautiful banana aroma. Don't even brush the knife. Don't even brush the knife. Yeah, it out after work, it's a cause full of a beautiful banana aroma. It's not an airbrush, it's a very clever, very clever. It's the worst smell. The banana, you feel like you're in the jungles of Thailand. It's a wonderful tropical smell. Yeah, not for me. And also, you even just the look.

I mean, you know how as soon. I mean, not you know how as soon as I get to a service station or get to my destination, yeah, little look around, take out all the rubbish that need to be required. But Dylan, I've been many, many times the recipient of a not a verbal telling off, but a burst lip look, as I have used the passenger seat footwear as I think that is the commonly accepted place to leave rubbish in the car and certainly not certainly not in Andy's car. Danny all the way back all the way back to the earlier incarnations of Anders car. Thank you, Dylan. No worries.

While we're on the topic of airfishing, it's got a real not a good one. If you have a new car, everyone likes that new car smell. If you want to get rid of it quite quickly, I found out recently, let your six-year-old help you fill up the petrol at the car and then get distracted for a bit, turn away and then have them accidentally pull the nozzle out and start splashing it everywhere and cover themselves in petrol and then take off their clothes because they've got the petrol on them in the car. Well, you have to put the colors in the boot and if it's a fall drive and there is air between the boot and the cabin, you will no longer

have the nuisance of the new car smell ever again. You've got rid of the clothes. That's a great way to get rid of it. David, do you best? Oh, what are you? Oh, hey, boys. I'm loving the gusto today. Thank you. That's cheers, mate. Thank you.

Personally, yeah, we're wondering if our meters were broken because they really is a high level coming off the meters, even on jack side of the desk. So thank you, mate. What do you got? Yeah, so I had an issue earlier this year with a badly leaking cap out the backyard and rather than call an expensive timer, it must be nice. I picked it myself. So bought a new tap, installed it, fixed the lead, happy days, only problem is for some

reason. I can't quite get the force at the point straight down instead it kind of juts out from the wall at a 45 degree angle. That sounds alright. I would hate it. The leak is fixed and it really is a bit of a feature now. No, David, let me ask you this. Can you get water out of it?

Absolutely, you can. It doesn't leak. It doesn't leak. Doesn't leak. I mean, that's the two things you need from a tap. No leaks. Water comes out. What more could you want?

That's right. This is absolutely the type of thing that annoys me when it shouldn't because functionally it's fine. I just don't think. It's not I'm a big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big, big old friend gravity will eventually come and fix up any problems. The water will hit the floor, maybe not right away, maybe as fast as you want, but it won't take too long. It'll get there, gravity will sort it out. Okay, well, it probably is easy to fill up larger buckets, isn't it? Absolutely, it is.

Why? It just comes out at a better angle if you've been able to do it. No, it doesn't, okay. It's a more pleasing angle. No, it doesn't. Oh, it's not fine. You it doesn't. No, it doesn't. No, it doesn't. Oh, it's not OK. You could hear him, you've heard of this. He taped that up.

Thank you. Let's wrap this up. A hornie. A hornie. Yeah, hi, boys. How are you? Hey, I've got something I think might upset your Andy. The other day, I was feeling on my car and I was in a bit of a hurry.

So I just left the fuel cap dangling and the little fuel cover door open and I just in a bit of a hurry. So I just left the field cap dangling and the little field cover door open and I just drove off. He didn't get it on purpose. No way, if you did it on purpose. You don't understand when our lives are like ending in the fast and worst world. We pick up seconds where we can.

David. David. We busy, mate. You must be lovely to have the luxury of wandering back around the back of the car. You know what would all the time in the world? Screw, screw, screw. Tap, tap, tap.

You know what? You know what? You know when this would annoy me if it wasn't my car and I saw it. You know that the kind of person that would have to try and get alongside them and go, Hey, just so you know, your fuel caps open and the thing. What's the worst that can happen? Well, we're supposed to. Yeah, you're not going to come out. It's not going to slosh it. She's not driving around a loop to loop.

And even if she did, the centrifuge or force will keep it in the tank like that bucket trick. But I also think most fuel caps now have a little like, flapping it where you actually pull it apart. Yeah, it's in the air. So you, I don't hear you need the caps at all. You absolutely can't. It's like wearing a bit. Yeah, it's like Bill. So you, I don't know, you need the caps at all. You absolutely know. You could slip your caps off. Yeah, it's like wearing a real event and suspenders. Yeah, it's like, it's two layers. You don't need both. You're a great vegan. That's actually a bit of a life hack too. Hey, I'm huge anticipation for the outcome, but also anticipation to see if you'd ever get

the investigation done for Pino. We play a game called Pizza Lotto, the game is on hold because... I'm noticing the hole in the show too. I miss Pizza Lotto, but we... This is where we ring a pizza store in Sydney, Zio Peno's pizza. We guess the next pizza coming out of the other one, or contestants do, you win that, you've won pizza lotter. We all know the game, we love the game.

We miss the game, but if people that have been following this saga would know, they've, of course, unfortunately, Peno, who we thought was the authentic Italian owner of the Zio Peno's, his's Italian-ness was called into question. Yes. We have remained, I think, very, very neutral. If not pro-peno for this, but we're trying to follow this complain out. That's our pledge is, you know, we're in charge of the podcast.

We have to take complaint seriously. Is it a ruse? That was a... Does he sell more peaters by putting on a big, thick, fake Italian accent? This is the piece of audio that, it's disturbing audio, so if you might want to... If you are somebody that is also pretending to be have origins from a different country,

or putting it on an advert by someone, that was doing this. Yes, it could be tricky. It could be easy when it with a Swedish guy for two years. Yeah, maybe the quotation marks. So I was doing here, on an audio format, but it turns out he was actually Austrian,

and maybe you don't want to hear this, but... Hello, spinner. Oh, Peter! How are you, sir? Hey, how you doing? All right, thank you, Janani. Hey, how are you? I mean, it's Dan.

Every time you hear it, it's Dan. But we've had so many people, especially immigrants to our wonderful country, it's Dan, every time you hear it, it's Dan. It's Dan's daring, but we've had so many people, especially immigrants to our wonderful country, saying, look, you do this, you come to the country, you're learning, you perhaps learning English, you're coming from where English is your second language, and you do adjust your accent. It happens, it's a natural phenomenon,

which I think is very understandable. You know, you sometimes might drop your accent a little bit, then maybe you feel more comfortable, the accent comes back. A university linguistics expert has emailed the show, Ham saying this is exactly the thing. People can mimic people's accents as well to endear themselves to them. That's, yeah.

That's a bit of mirroring, right? I would never do that in an Italian restaurant. No, sorry. So here's the thing. We've talked about before. I played some audio the other week of when I went to Zio Pino's, which I can now reveal was fake. I'm willing to stand up and say, I actually, the little girl that was floating that gave

me the prophecy, all that I actually made that up. I've got what she could see the look on your faces because I've absolutely got your beauty I hadn't I had not actually gone okay I have you gone Rambah going you'll be pleased to know that this week I actually moved a fair bit of stuff right in my schedule got a window I know anything else I know it is funny thing was you actually did have something quite important that you shift I can't wait I'm like I'm asked is I Yeah. Funny thing was, you actually did have something quite important that you shifted. I can't really go. Lego masters are at the moment, which is great.

Had a few interviews that I had mentioned, I am gonna have to say no guys, I need a lunch window. Well, let's make up for them. Everyone watched Lego masters. I think that's it. I think that's it. But I was like, something more important to come up with.

Just by adding it to Terry from Nine Public City, I was like, yeah, I can't tell you guys. Well, I Terry from Nine Publicities. He was like, yeah, can't do that. He goes, well, I thought, but we had a lot of things. Yes, but I realized that I made a big promise and I have to go to this piece of shit. I was like, right, what's that for? Yes, it was like, I won't go into the details, Terry. It's very, it is very important.

So you must give my apologies to the interviews we're canceling. The great news was, right. I had promised I'd go on a blonde wig. We know there's an important part of the sting. Friend of ours, and Mike, who's a magician. Yeah, magic mic. Magic mic. Not as good as the stripper.

Yeah. Card tricks, not a D-trix. You wouldn't be. See, trick card, D-trix. No, not take it. You wouldn't be horrified if he was your stripper. You just would be pretty good looking. You would be fur-chaining Tatum.

Oh, yeah, sure. But I think you'd actually, on the whole entertainment wise, you'd enjoy Mark's actual magic show, more than the stripping show. I mean, it's pretty good magic. Yeah, I know, it's been fun. The entertainment's arrived and the girls are all whoop. He goes, that's what the fucking hand. Not, where's the night of space?

Yeah. So, anyway, Magic Mike goes, hey, if you want to do this, he texted me last week, he goes, if you want to do the zero pain, I think, do you have a blonde wig? Which is a fair question. So I actually don't, he goes, I got a couple actually using me in a tree. Which, I don't, I actually asked what the trick was. I don't know if it's like the prestige where it's like, hang on, but how could you both be in the same spot?

They both had born wigs. He's not that kind of magician. Anyway, he goes, I'll meet you there. I'll bring the wig, do you want someone to film it too? Yeah, mate, this is actually perfect. So Mike did a real solid. We agreed to meet up. He got there early and I was like, where are you?

So there's a TAB, a few doors down. I'm in the TAB. Fantastic. Well, meet in there. We get in and we start winging up in the TAB, which I think this is where the audio now picks up. This is the start of the journey. But I'm seeing the scene.

You hear a bit of magic, Mike, in the back. You're going into order a pizza? Well, in a... As you're here, I suppose pizza? Well, in a... As you're here, I suppose I was... What was the plan? Mm. I suppose that moment occurs to me during it because I think I was more excited

about having made space in my schedule than for my... And actually, thinking about what do you do in a man's restaurant to test if that man is from Italy and he doesn't know what you're doing in there. It's a tricky question and it does come up. Me and Magic Mark met at the TAB to put our very not expensive wigs on. But as we were doing so, we were approached by the staff of the TAB

who, not unsurprisingly, were curious as to what we were doing. Okay, time is 12, 15 midday lunch rush. Oh, we've been, we're just in the TAB so we're just popping on some weeks for an undercover mission we're conducting not here just a few doors down. Yes. Since we had some local intel it was time to get some background on Peno. Have you been to Zio Peno's down just a few years down? Have you met Peno? I've been here for 22 years. And is Pino beloved in the neighbourhood? Well, I think he is.

And he's from Italy, right? Yes, he is. Very authentic. Very authentic. And he can everyone, even though they have cheap pieces, and things are hot down, and he'd all stand, everyone goes in there and gets their pizzas. Yeah, loves to go to Pino. I wouldn't go anywhere else.

As we were chatting to the lovely staff of the TAB, it occurred to me, I think it was a good idea to go to the TAB. You'd all sound everyone goes in there and gets their pizzas. Yeah, loves to get a peanut, huh? I wouldn't go anywhere else. As we were chatting to the lovely staff of the TAV, it occurred to me, hey, pizza lotto could have a home at the TAV. You were obviously a fan of gambling. But it had been the TAV 57 years. 50 years. What about this is an idea.

You run a book on which pizza is going to come out of the other next at Zipena. So people might go margarita 2-1, but maybe like... Sounds wonderful, but it'd be illegal. It'd be illegal. The star is the best. The star is T.A. Biggest. If you couldn't make a mark on that. Food for thought, pizza a lot of, could take off. Yeah, it's good.

But we can stand our weeks chatting all day at the T.A.B. We had a mission to do, so we bid a very cheerful farewell. You know, something wrong with you isn't it? It's definitely there, it's definitely there. It's wrong, there is. It was great to chat, but I think as at this point I realised I hadn't quite thought through what I was gonna ask Pino to get a sense of his true Italianness.

I'm actually one-eighth Italian. Yeah. Just be like, ah, I heard we come from a similar town. I was gonna ask Pino to get a sense of his true Italianness. I actually wanted to tell you. Just be like, I heard we come from a similar town. What town are you from? And just going off that? Or are you from in Italy? Going off his reaction to that, you know? I think that'll be enough.

Think after that, the big comes off, the party's on. It's gonna be one good party. It's gonna be one simple question. Which town do you come from in remember? Any pause, any hesitation. Yeah, if he pulls out Google and checks what is Italy. Yeah, it's what is Italy. Capital City, how I'd say this. It was time to move next door to the restaurant,

just as race 2 started up in the park. Out the front of Zipinos, I couldn't believe we were on the verge of history. I am standing outside Ristorante Italiano, Zipino's, I couldn't believe we were on the verge of history. I am standing outside Ristorante Oteleano, Zio Pino. We are here to conduct the Zio Pino Authenticity Test. I have a blonde wig on. He will not be able to recognise me.

I am wearing... ...for those interested. The Game Show host, Style Wig, I question what Game Show show this host is on. But if it was a game show, it would be called Authentico or not a busy, open story. We are now about to find out if Piano is in fact a Trautéon. Hey, Pajona. What you just heard there was us moving from the door approaching the counter. There was a bit of casual bonjour knowing.

Pajona. However, it wasn't yet enough to prove his authenticity. I needed to unleash the question. Hey, no? Be not. Hey, good to meet you. My name is Craig. How Peano? Peano? Peano? Good to meet you. My name is Craig. How are you?

I good to meet you. Peano, question. Which part of Italy are you from? Esquia. Esquia? You said that very fast. There it is. His hometown said without a hint of doubt.

Esquia. And also, can I just say, what source goes on a margarita? I eat steak, but that's a darkling. Napoli. Pino had passed the test. It was time to now take off my wig and reveal my true identity. Pino, can I tell you something? I said it my name's Greg, my name's not Greg.

It's actually... Painish. Painish! Painish! Pain! No! We've done it! Unbelievable scenes as my wig came off. It's actually Hey, Nish Unbelievable scenes as my wig came off to be honest. I actually think they were confusing scenes Peter wasn't really sure what was going on I start yelling a lot of things then Peno offers free pizza. It's you Pizza lotto

Okay, so ladies and gentlemen what we have here is two things. A, Pino is definitely Italian. B, it was a bit of a sloppy reveal. So, to make this audio package a bit more triumphant and to end on a high, I had an idea. What if I played Pizzolotto live with Pino and tried to guess the next pizza out of the oven. No pizza, no pizza, no pizza!

No pizza, bad luck, Hayme. Your dreams of having a great ending to the package have been ruined. However, well done, Pino. We look forward to playing Pizza lotto back on the phone for real. You bloody true blue Italiano. Peace here. We got done by an open. So, that's a relief. Yes.

That is a relief. Well done, him. Well, thank you. I mean, well done to Pino for just being who he is normally. That's for a relief. Yeah, yeah. We should pay Pete for the next week. We should absolutely bring it back next week.

I want a couple of things I want to talk about. I haven't seen the footage yet. Imagine Mark was there filling on his phone. It will be scratchy footage. And I'd be interested to see if it reveals what I remember, which is as I took the wig off, the reason I'm trying to get the vibe up because I'm sort of yelling,

Pino is excited. But not because he's recognized. Oh, this is one of the guys from the podcast that keeps calling me more just excited because you should be when someone takes a week on. He would take the social queue of excitement. This seems like a reveal. Oh, so it was a bit of a cuffuffle. The video will be up by the time everyone's listening to this. See what though, we did, we stuck around, we had our pizza,

we met everyone, met El Fonsa, who was, who I, who was just, I don't know what El Fonsa was doing, he was just heckling us the whole time. He turns out he's a mate of Pino's, he sells him tomatoes and olives. They were hanging out. It was just, it couldn't have been more authentico if it tried.

So other thing goes, coming for the back, once Pino warmed up, he's up to speed. He's like, hey, it's the, this iso guys came in for the back. Once Peno warmed up his up to speed, it's like, hey, this is one of the guys from the... In all your class, the course. They have the guys go. Like, this guy is famous for making shenanigans. They go, okay. Like, just a lot of shrugging, a lot of Italian hands, which as a one-eighth man, 100% respect, this is great, getting the full experience here.

He's something I want to bring up with the team. I know we've gone long here, but I think the listeners need to hear this. As I sat down with Peno as we became even closer bonded and he did express his love for being part of the show. He revealed that Zio Peno has been in this, the position has been in Sydney and mascot. It's been there for 39 years. Next year on June 16th. It's the 40th. It's the 40th. They're planning a huge celebration. My question to you guys is, we love a long lead on something.

We can come back to this. Do we try and get thousands of people to see our peanuts? Yes, yes. Yes, we do. It's the 40th next year. I would love to pack the straight out. It will be, it will make chicken fest look like Nugget Con. This could be huge for the footage. Something to think about. It's not till next June and something that

produces a reminder of eight days out. It's a strong chance of a peep-rack. But I like it and let's definitely . And I have been wearing many hats now for a number of weeks. I've got a lot of things on my plate. Surprise that I could even get to Zio Pino's. What a luxury to have a lunch out of the office. Biggest. I mean, absolutely. I mean, you've never got a half-life in an office. I think that's ever happened.

I mean, always. Cosly at the desk. Just grab a little bit of sushi. Keep working. Keep multitasking. Yeah. So nice to just say, you know what, Fred?

I'm out. Yeah. Block my calls. I'm going for pizza. That's right. Most assistant. Okay. But mostly I'm in the office. I'm pretty working on it. Well, mostly I've been working on trying to breathe life into your only fans account.

Oh, I forgot. I forgot all about this. Oh, yeah. That doesn't send me. So it's an absolute pain in the air. I can tell you that. I can imagine. Yeah. So talk, talk us through, surely the month gone and the month's trials finished, doesn't it?

No, the way you, as you know with month trials is people sign up, you have to put your credit card details into the thing. Oh, you're getting tricked. Don't know the subject's trick. Yes, people get tricked. So please unsubscribe, you're getting, you're currently getting tricked.

Here's the thing. How many subscribers you got? You're over 200. That's so the thing. How many subscribers you got? You're over 200. It's so low amount. Yeah, it is. It is, which bothers me. I just thought, and I'm actually working quite hard. Not only are you engaging?

How many posts have you done? Quite a lot. Quite a lot. Quite a few. How many have you done? You forgot about it as well, didn't you? I had a little bit of time You can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can't, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, I can, Iade, Crazy Day, a story for another time, but I essentially had to, I'm up for two weeks, filming this thing, we're going around Australia.

I'm on the beach with the kids, you and Marty, who's been on the show for our mate, Marty, call out from the road, you're just driving past. Yeah, we're just driving past. In Apollo Bay, which is like three hours out of Melbourne, deserted like cold day at the beach. Weird. Bazaar.

Anyway, it turns out the like little place. Like even a weekend. Not even a weekend. It was like a Wednesday, wasn't it? And I, we were saying there's like a little air B and B, 300 meters from Marty's parents farm on the Great Ocean Road. So anyway, Fluk, when over that night we hung out, had a few beers. I put a photo of that on Instagram, right?

And I was like, oh, great, you know, what a Flick. And then I'm getting stuff on Instagram, and people go, hey, hey, hey, this is the stuff I pay for on. Yeah. It's like, I'm paying for this over a, over a only Andy, you know, 24-7. Yeah, what is called these days? It's only, it's only Andy 24-7, but the app is app officially only.

Andy 24-7, just because there was a bit of an issue. Someone tried getting it today. Look, so I'm on, I'm on so many hats, you know. I'm trying, I'm single-handedly convincing people to take holidays in Australia, which no one wanted to do. It'll hate holidays, and I'm on TV going, what about a holiday, and it's like,

oh, I've never liked them before. Like, oh, try one and they try one. Okay, I went to the go-go, so I enjoyed myself. Well, that's thanks to me and only me. So I've got all that going on. And I'm trying to get my head around what is only fans, how do you feed this beast? Because the people on only fans, they're hungry for content.

You know, they're paying for it. I get it. But unfortunately, I find myself on there responding to the increasingly more aggressive requests for more and more Andy conned. And there's just only so much taking. There's only so much coal I can shovel into the fire before I was exploding the furnace. But it does seem like I've attracted an Andy fan that is perhaps insatiable. And so I'm sitting there going, listen, you know,

you've paid four bucks, it's not a Prince brand. And the Prince? Four bucks are out for what? Well, maybe it's four 99, actually, it's four 99 US, there isn't a safe $4, there's only fans, they take their bike, they're having a huge bike. Yeah, right. That doesn't bother me.

I don't know where this money's going anyway. And I've been... It's been a month as well, isn't it? It is. Four dollars a month. I've seen a screen shot to Jack going, haha, look, you know, this is, this is, because it tells you, oh, you're in the top 8% of creators with 200 fans. Oh my God, that means so many. Yeah, it's a winner, it's a winner tax all game.

And so I sent it to Jack and Jack, without going, this is great. And no, no other questions. Jack goes immediately, what are you doing with the Munsau? I can't. I'm sorry, Jack. The weasel's no. What are you doing?

The weasel's no. I'm going to say to Jack, I had no no mate, do you want some? You don't think Jack's like, well, there's some lying around. I would actually, in this scenario, I would give all the money back if that's an option. Because the people were getting nothing. You know, I mean, I'm exploring that. I'm trying to refund it. The only fans willing to do that because they've already had their butt.

Yeah. Can we? He's not getting nothing, Jack. I've actually delivered a boven beyond for your five bucks. I mean, come on. Last time I was on it, it was three photos. That's why you got to get back on them, man. Have you paid? Have you paid?

Have you paid? Yeah, I paid. Good boy. And I've won a refund, too. Yeah, fair enough. No, there's no, no refunds, not an option on the only fans platform. What I am saying is, I'd like to make an exciting announcement.

Keep jumping in with those aggressive stuff. Great news. I'm thinking of switching it to a free account. I think I'll take off the premium. Don't switch it. Don't try and do a free trial. The free section and then everyone joins and then you can ping them right out. Unfortunately, the management of only Andy 24-7 has realized that by parting with five dollars, people have a very high expectation of the level of flesh and sometimes feet. There are some interesting kinks on there. They have a very high expectation of the level of flesh and sometimes feet, they're awesome. Interesting kinks on there. They have a very high expectation of what they would

like to see for that money. I think we've tried at only Andy 2470 to give you the red hot meaty, Andy content. You do seem to have a hunger for it. We are not an infinite restaurant. We can't just keep serving up these meals that does it satisfy you. It was a wonderful experiment to celebrate how much fun we've had. We'd like to transition to a free platform which I think removes your right to complain. And we'd certainly free up some time for that. Definitely room moves. Any expectation that you'll do anything with it. And like Chums Group, our... It will, it will, so slow.

I will take the money. Once I actually figure it with only fans because I'm having a bit of trouble verifying my tank details with them, so they are holding the money at the moment. I will be giving that money to charity. Sorry, Jack, the weasel, you will not be sniffing at any of that quote, Munzo. End quote. Munzo end quote. It's not just putting it out, like complimentary nibbles on the table, people are coming to grab a hand for love. I think this is the right thing.

I think the man who will go to charity, it will be a charity of my choosing. Oh, you're choosing, Andy, would you like to give us, Oh, challenge, challenge would be, I will, we'll wait. It's a conflict, isn't it? Because you feel dirty giving them only Next time you're helping out with them. They'll ask where the money gets up

It's like a like a function of saying like an an Andy's great work for us and also you did a I think you did a porn thing Which you know got a scottess about 800 bucks. We would prefer you didn't do that But in every little bit. So let's hear it from Andy's, I think it's amateur porn, I don't know. Let's do it. Anyway, it will be given, even anonymously to somewhere, I give you my word for that. Trust me, it's not worth. I will trust you. It's not worth, I'm not jacked, really.

We know we'd have to absolutely look for receipts on this. I get the money verified. It'll come in. I'm thrilled. I'm thrilled this is over. Well, I'm disappointed, unfortunately, that you didn't participate in it. More of the fan. The hunger was there, but my chef was reluctant to cook. Well, actually, I'm the chef. My meat supply. This is reluctant to give me the best cuts. This is one of them to give me the best cut. Hey guys, it's Mike here from the show. Just a reminder at the end of this episode that Hey Mission Andy's remembering project is back. You can catch it every Monday, wherever you get this podcast.

Here's a look at this week's episode where Hey Mission Andy reminisce about what might just be one of their best-named segments ever. 2007 we did one of the first integrated client games. Oh wow. Can you remember what we did for Mitsubishi? Oh, Mitsubishi Impossible. Mitsubishi Impossible. It was one of the best and you could become a million year. Million year. Yeah, yeah. But I remember going to Adelaide. We were doing the show to Adelaide for a while and we had to go to the Mitsubishi. I think we went to, didn't we go to the headquarters?

Early days as to pump up to be like, guys, we're looking forward to playing Mitsubishi in Impossible with you. That's how this was still early on. So we had to like, personally, thank them for letting us do Mitsubishi impossible with you. That's how this was still early on. So we had to like, personally thank them for letting us do Mitsubishi impossible. Yes. Because it was like not really what they wanted to do. Yeah, we used to have to go to the companies to beg them to allow to like, thank them for their radio money.

I want to talk about their best names. Yeah, absolutely. It's a great name. Actually, I still remember like, years later, we would be doing stuff again. And everyone's sitting around trying to think of the name for the same going, go, you really want to miss a mission in person? LAUGHTER

So good. I think it ruined this early on. There you go, guys. The Remembering Project is back. Season 2 is out now. Get twice as much, hey, machine and Andy on your feed and get it wherever you podcast. Listener.