Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 136

Episode Date: June 16, 2021

1. H&A Airlines ferociously delayed 2. Tall terrier arrival 3. The Star Wars quote king – special skill 4. We’re buying a ZED horse 5. Power Moves 

A list-snuff production. Activate your internet. Cos the Hamish and the Podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A Hoi home. Bronestheus, Hombri, Ande. It's exciting.

A Hoi to you. No, it's up for the 445 in Espanyol. Has he folded already? Has there been a recent spike in Spain for people uptake on the podcast? A lot to see the stats because we do get the country breakdown don't we? Yeah, yeah, obviously the hunt and the call out is still on for our one listener in Tunisia. Tunisia so I was going to say Tanzania apologies Tunisia. But there are now a bunch of countries I notice on that list that are that are

or not listen to one listener countries. And I imagine when the board is open up again, which will be a joyous time when we can fly to the Asia Pacific region because it will involve a Jack's big ass coming into play. And be. I cannot believe how long. Yeah, I know.

The big weasel has managed to keep it at bay for a long time. And we can go and maybe one day visit Country by country the Ornus Singulario this Nari By the time we're able to I think your kids will probably at school and you'll be allowed to go on some International journey to stay there. They'll be off on that year-nine thing where they disappear for two months Into the woods. That's true. This is anything to the woods. A hoi also to match.

A hoi boy is just calling from the projection room, the cinema I manage. A place where I'm sure Jack spent many of his air-quote working hours, consuming as much free cinematic content as he could. It's a very exciting day for us today, with the release of the highly anticipated third installment of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, return of the King. Anyway, I better get to uploading this audio file before it starts, but I'm sure it'll be a breeze. Okay, you've got to go into the under the decade average. Well, John, you can torn out of here. It's an easy to use

system, homie-shade.com if you would like to upload some audio. Open. Click drag, browse, sleep, nap, eat, try, reopen, reboot. Get a new computer because it's outdated. Reopen, reinstall, downloading, hna.exe, is this a virus? Could be, scan, macathy, it's a long process. It's very easy and he was joking when he stood. He was uploading it during Lord of the Rings. He didn't sound like a joke.

He did use, he did use, he did refer to Jack consuming cinematic content for free. She's an interesting code word. No, he's right, I would watch some movies without paying for the ticket price. So, guilty is charged on a further investigation necessary. Coping to the car jacking, so that I can get you for the murder. The honest trick in the book.

Hey, people would have been tuning in today to podcast thinking they've done it. They've gone down the emergency slide. The emergency slide party has happened. They've boarded a biggie from Rex. They've thanked Rex Airlines now doing biggies. And an off they went. Obviously, that's not the case. Well, obviously, we can say that's not the case.

Yeah. In fact, we did. We're not. We have not slid. No, due to the situation, COVID situation in Melbourne, we thought it better to perhaps not slide. It was going to be tough to get people from interstate in that are coming to slide. That's true.

Hame, we should make an official announcement, I suppose, from our airlines. A lot to delay the slide party. Yeah, I guess so. This is just remember too. we've done this on the show the other week when we were delaying the flights. Cancelling the flights. This is Hamish and Andy Airlines.

Yeah, not Rex. Rex, they're very much on time. About the H&A airlines having some problems of the two. So this is the official announcement? Of the 260-odd flights, we canceled 250-year-night of the most uping. And now- What was our flight number? 257?

254 at 254. 254? 254 if you had that tip for the announcement, right? Okay, of course. And they were hoping to take off this week. Jack, I'll take it away. BELL RINGS Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.

Just a little announcement for H&A Flight 254. If you're in the boarding lounge like you're a stand up and sit down. Stand up again, shake it out. Good. I know you've been waiting for quite some time, I've got some great news and some not so great news The great news is if you were worried that you didn't have time to buy a jar of macadamia nuts or a kangaroo fur wallet

Certainly plenty of time left in your day fish up at the airport in fact But you've time left in the week Right, I'm just kidding a few thoughts of how much time there, I'm not sure if that came across to Mike. Well, here's the not so great news. We are going to kick back the old flights for once. It won't be today, tell you that. And what are we going to do today? No, it's not going to be in June either.

Probably, probably with sniffing July, late July, as I'm sure you can appreciate the guys up in the tower of all sorts of maths and stuff too. I won't bore you with, but there is a lot of technicalities when it comes to planes. Probably late July mid, let's go for mid. Mid July mid-ish July, what we're looking at. So yeah, H&A flight 2, if I for, can't, not cancer delayed, heavily delayed, heavily delayed. Ferociously delayed. I guess we do big use too. Big delay, not big flights.

So, a bit of a joke there to lighten the mood here. A few laughs at the desk here, but understand it's annoying. Sitch for you, I'll let you get on out to the cab rank. Thank you. Bong Bong. I'd love to walk into a airport and look up at the board and have ferociously delayed. Please go to desk because you wouldn't believe this in in-sign form.

You would have to get this in person. You won't believe it. You won't need to believe it. But Rex still pumped up to do it all. Yes, sometime in July, we won't give you weekly updates, but it will pop up. And for those people that do have the tickets, we'll contact you.

Offline. Offline. Hey, I'm one out a little bit of business. There was a problem with us having duty-free alcohol, like a strong dequeer or something. That was one of the main selling points, wasn't it? And we're excited about opening having duty-free alcohol, like a strong de-queer or something. That was one of the main selling points, wasn't it? And we're excited about opening up duty-free, because you never get to do that.

You don't get to open up on the plant? Difficult for us to go. Yeah, that's all right. We'll definitely drink it responsibly. I think that was the concern from Melbourne airports who are doing amazing job and recsign. Because the whole point of duty-free is you're not buying the traditional sensible one sitting

assumption amount. No, you're buying three liters of rum. That's the whole point of duty fee. You're trying to buy like two months worth. Yes, in a doubt. So I understand why they wouldn't want that. But, should we do a collode? Is that the, what's the next thing?

Ah, okay. What is the next openable theme? Toberones. Big toberones. Big, huge toberones. Toberones and M&M's I feel. You can still take them on the playing card. You don't have to lock a one toberone.

Do you free once? Do you? Do. I think it's just something you see. They're pretty harsh on it, actually. No. And that, and they'll, I've, many of you fly it. I've been eating one of the triangles

of the nine kilo block and so the triangles like yeah quite heavy about the size of an iron. And I'm and about as heavy as an iron per triangle and they'll go did you would you get that? No I got it it's shell on the way in my Uber stop for petrol. No, I got it at Shell on the way in my Uber stop for petrol. No, it didn't mate because you can only get the 9 kilo at GD for it. So you're going to have to pay the extra, you know, because it's about, was it $550 a bar? You have to pay the extra 70 bucks, mate. Tax. So we're putting in big turbo-rones in the GD free thing and maybe some cologne. And M&Ms too. M&Ms.

You guys can divide And M&Ms too. M&Ms, do you guys think the top-line and the M&Ms are duty free? It's an airport food. I don't think so. I don't think people... Well, what do you want to see? On a cologne? I'll sit on a cologne.

No, just spray it. But are we so stinky in there if we're all spraying a glow? Yeah, I don't know, man. I mean, you can't have pretty heavy on the top-line. Hands up, hands up, hands up, like be pretty excited to play a candy's perfect party. I'd rather a table or own an eminence. My point is not. Oh wow, I'm sorry guys. No big table. I've all got Dior Swaphars.

I'm a tree. No, and you are a face of anybody, Amy. So point. No, you are face of anybody, Amy. So point you get in, mate. My point is, I don't think you would ever open a duty free back for a top or a night. I just don't think they would. Would you for a perfect, you know, people for free. People do it. People do it. They go and get free tests.

If you're smelling on the plane, they've had the tester. So what is the next thing you put in? What's the next thing you put in duty free? But no one's desperate on a flight to get there. For smell. That's one thing that you can put in the bag and be happy to use it when you're going to an event, when you're back in. Sorry.

Maybe this is a pointy end versus back in kind of thing, but back in my head, we're not wolfed in perfume, okay? We're working to work. Oh. We saw polishing pearls and spraying perfumes. I'm just a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of the proud father of a bouncing soon to be tall. I hope Baby you terrier Yes, there was a mix of emotion on my Instagram with you saying thought it'd be taller I can see the potential for growth. Well, let's let's address the non-Jeraph in the room

thus far. That thing is not grazing the roof yet. I have full faith it's gonna be the world's tallest area. That's how it was advertised to the people. You roll up, roll up, see the tallest area in the world. Was certainly, that message was put out and about and I think you can still deliver on that. So I'm just assuming that it's sort of like, you know, sometimes you get an invasive grass species or something

that that's... Well, the tallest man in the world didn't come out that tall with a tree. And the dog from what we hear is going to be quite a lot taller than that. So... You've got a couple of days, maybe some weeks leeway before you start needing to find another resident. Well, you don't want to get a sore neck. No, true. I regret ordering a set of trailer to go and pick it up. Yeah, very silly, especially adapted to horse float.

What I could out there, and it was the size of a shoe box. Yeah. Because you do, can you hear its neck growing at night or is it more... Has it started to kick in yet? Because you will, I imagine with the amount of growth that is required for that thing, for its neck and legs to start getting up to where we had been led to believe it would be sort of MCG light pylon highs. Yeah. It will need to, you'll hear it audibly. You'll hear the bones shifting and the ligament Yeah. You'll hear it audibly. You'll hear the bones shifting and the ligament stretching.

So the lady that we picked the dog up from, I picked the dog up from, someone had told her that, oh, she'd mentioned Iandys coming to pick up the dog and she's like, they said, oh, it's a tall Terry. And she was very confused because she's not a podcast listener. So when I got there, I got a small speech about how it's not the two-starry. I was like, oh boy. I was like, yes, that's okay. It's just a joke that he needs to be. No, really. Joe, you told us it was a very tool thing. No, it's taller than the smallest theory. Andy, I don't think it's deep through

the handcuffs. We were absolutely, we were, we've become sort of the ripply's believe at or not of podcasts based on the attraction of this dog being associated with the show I thought that's what I was taking so long to get it Yeah because there's rare Well, seriously, I'm trying to catch it It was galloping through the forest kicking down trees and numerous scientists working away and out of breeding probably And people on the phone going, those cages from Jurassic Park, were they a joke?

Or could we really get one? So, yeah, anyway, we'll see. So, is it a bit like having something from Jurassic Park in the house? Like, do you have a special cupboard with like a taser in it and case it? That's a good thing. Just too much.

It starts swinging its neck around, kicking over cars. It's a regular puppy hide. Seems docile now at this stage. Yeah, you're right. And I'd always said to Beck, yes, you can get a dog, but it's not all that on the couch. That was one of the big figs.

But in 30 minutes of being home, it was on the couch. You'd be in my sleeping on the the dog with one of my beers. He was just doing whatever, but doing whatever it was. That's sick of us. The other thing, and Jack, you were going through this when you got Luna. I didn't realize how old was Luna when you picked her.

I think 10 weeks. 10 weeks, yeah. Didn't realize owning a dog is a full-time game of where's the poo? Where's the where's the where's the where's the where's the where's the where's the where's the poo the the the the poo's you like she's our dogs weighing on the mat which is amazing already already right already finding that wing on that but the poo's they give it anywhere. You don't know about that. You can smell them. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. You can smell them. Thank for thank you. So that's probably the can smell them. Oh, yeah. I'm sure you can smell them. Thank you.

Thank you. I'm so that's probably the difference between a dog and a baby. At least the baby, you know where it is. You put a little, you get a little net that they wear. It's called a nappy. It's mostly with a baby, the game is wins the poo. Yeah. So you get a lot of very exciting, very excited about the poo schedule.

Yeah. But you know where it is. Yes. But much different game with the dog. Much different. This is where, and when to a certain extent, but where's more sort of like when Mike Hitchin rules MasterChef same show like slightly different format. Hey, a special skill has come forth. It's from Kyle.

He writes in it. It's in an interesting. Yeah, we're here. We're an interesting area. People will find it. People will know. We're ready to go back to this area, especially to kill. But he writes, if you can give me a Star Wars quote, I can name the character that said it. You literally don't understand how invested I am in Star Wars. I'm planning on naming my first born child, OB. After the old and wise, everyone can know me. Yeah. Look, he's very into Star Wars.

We did it. When we bought this up in the meeting, Jack went, oh, I think a lot of people know Star Wars. So we're making it deliberately at a level of difficulty that will be impressive. Kyle joins us now. Or do you, Kyle? Oh, hi boys. I like Kyle. Give us some of your stats. How well do you know, Star Wars, how deep apart from possible future baby names, how deep are you into the universe?

Well, I've got a bit of a collection at home, how much and all that, all the geeky stuff. I've been watching it over and up on it pretty much. Yep. Are you worried about being the Simpson's guy here? I have been contemplating that a lot since I've made the statement, but I'm confident. What's a great, if someone from Star Wars was there with you right now, encouraging you to take the leap and face your fears, who's the character and what line would they say to you from the movie? I'd have to go Emperor Palpatine in number three.

And he'd say do it. All right. That's all he said. Yes. In some of the deleted scenes you do see him at his kids, Oz kick and day he's son to gymnastics and stuff on the weekend, just yelling that kind of stuff. Yeah, real.

He keeps his sideline advice short, send it a palpatine and prepare a palpatine, but he gets the message across. OK, so just do it. The way this is, no, not just do it, that's not like he's hair. Sorry. Sorry about that. Yeah, but do it.

Bold, bold of George Lucas, not to take the cash on off of. Do it to sell one or one. Here's how it's going to work, Kyle. We are going to say a phrase or quote from the movie. We'd love you to tell us the character and then, obviously, what Star Wars episode is from. What are you with this five of God, how many do you need? Four from five?

You've got to get four. So you need four from five. And also, just throwing about, they're like, if you come home of an archaul and you go, what's on? You know, you have the normal Netflix, you know, kind of just scrolling, thinking, will you just always reach for a style, was it a episode? Yeah, definitely.

Number three, that's my go to. Okay, okay. Yeah. Good to know. All right, let's jump into this. So match the quote with the character, Carl, that we have picked from a Star Wars and don't be the Simpsons guy, please, Carl. Let's hope your performance is not this poor. We want to hear good, crisp Star Wars knowledge here

of a very impressive level. Here we go. Quote number one, I will be reading the line. You need the character. You need to give us character. You need to give us the Star Wars episode. OK, here's the quote. Split up and head back to the surface.

See if you can get a few of those tie fighters to follow you. Oh. I know exactly what, oh, stop. If you hit me, I know the franchise. I know the franchise. Split up and head back to the surface. See if you can get a few of those tie fighters to follow you. I know Hansolos involved on trying to think of who it's at it.

So you think someone's saying this to Hansolos? I believe so. What episode do you think? I'm going to say it's number five. And I'm pretty sure Luke wasn't with him. So it'd be... Ah... What? Lando?

Oh! He's got it, he's got it, maybe I can't remember. It's episode first and return of the Jedi. Ah. I think of it. We'll give you a chance to get to the character. It's a word for you. You said, you said, give me a star was quote, not tell the character to say it.

He doesn't say. Oh, okay, you didn't say the episode. Fine, yeah, we're away. I mean, it's a start. I mean, it's a start. We're like, it's more of a standing start by Christ than a rolling start here. Like, you know, hop, hop, hop, wobble. But both feet are on now and you're pedaling.

And we're away. We'll give you that. I'll give you that. Awesome. Did he store long enough to Google? Good question. I've got Kyle. Kyle, it just had the feeling to me like there was a lot of, I don't know, it's between four, it's sick, then you're waiting for a coffin in the crowd. Yeah, like that million-year cheat. Didn't cross my mind, but now it's been boy, okay, I can't unthink that. What can you tell us? To guarantee you didn't do that.

I'm going to be honest, I was just talking to my wife and I said, I'm at my first midwife appointment for OB. Oh, all right. And I've just walked outside and I'm just on the phone. I don't have any other technology I mean if you can believe that I will have absolutely and I also appreciate you staring at me stepping out of it. So you've missed the whole an important baby appointment to play the game. Let's hope you charge back in there with a coin. Vassar relegating over you to being the second most important thing in the room.

Okay, number two. I will talk with her. Senator Amadala will not refuse an executive order. I know her well enough to assure you of that. That's, that's has to be Anakin. It's your favorite guy pal but Oh So favorite for do it. Yeah before long before he was the Emperor

Um yelling out to it he was obviously a bit wordy Um he's later years he just he just had shorter messages No, yeah, that's your best mate. Well, it's so confident. Here you were. I can have a, you've lost. When you're dealing with the dark side. Okay, here we go. Who says this?

So we could slip down to the surface, unnoticed, and hide till the first order passes. First order, so obviously one of the later movies, Seven of Nine. I'm trying to think, is that when Poe Damian gives up? Hmm. I think he says Poe Dameron according to Mike,

but Poe Damian is gone. I don't know what that's like. It's like two barbed-day. He's just kept in this contestant's. I'm gonna go, Poe, when he gives up at the end. If you tell me his full name without getting it right, you can have it.

Code Dameron. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Okay, if we're lovely three here, two from three, but everyone would know that this is a sloppy race but you still somehow in it. You know, you somehow driving it. Somehow you've still got the lead in Formula One, but one of your wheels is off. Okay, good luck. Charming to the last, you don't know how hard I found it signing

the order to terminate your life. Signing the order to terminate your life. I'm guessing it's referring to order 66. So that'd be... Did they have busy day or that day with orders? They'd already done 50, 65 orders that day. And they'll tell people to take a little ticket. Sorry, I've just ordered them before they can be able to turn it in at some's life. Mate, everyone's busy. Take a ticket.

One, four, one. That's to destroy a planet. Yep, sure, mate. Do you you want Ewoks destroy with that? Yeah sure. We should go back to the game. I've always got two in the head, so it's all the call I ran, but I don't want to say the Emperor again. Okay, okay.

Let's play this one for him, Jack. Oh really? No, that's too easy. Go for it. Charming to the last. You don't know how hard I found it, signing the order to terminate your life. Oh, he knows you stand. That's moth-tarkin. It's moth-tarkin. You know who's standing next to him? Yes, you know.

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I'm Blake. It feels like you just... Luke, look. Luke's gonna walk it. Okay, Luke Johnson, he works with the Reynolds. He repairs the ships. No, that's Gweegon Gin. Yeah. Ah, oh.

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No, I can't. Hey, go back in. And that was episode one, the most disappointing of the Star Wars. So it's kind of fitting that you're disappointed. Would you agree with that, Kyle? Yeah, I would agree. Yeah. Number one is pretty poor.

Kyle, head back in and make sure you don't miss any more of that important baby consultation and but just don't ever say that you can do that again that you take a star was quote and that you can name a character that said. When your, when Obi is old enough, you can take them a son to, to, to he or she, probably about age seven or eight, you can sit down and go, I wanna show you a world called Star Wars. Now do you know something, your dad, you know, people think that your dad can name any character who says the quote, they're wrong.

What's he? You can't. You can't, he tried, he can't. I can't do it. I'm your mate, he loves you. Thanks so much. Good luck. Cheers boys.

Have a ball. Well though. May your OB have the fourth. Hey, there's a little bit of tidying up we had to do from what we call the average online producer last week to follow up some people. Yeah. The first one was the star rating for food. Yes, we're a yellow key into that. The hell star rating. You said that it was self that the

hell the stars, or you said you'd heard that stars, when you give yourself a health star rating for it's against others in that category. So we said that cannot be right. We reached out to the hell star people. They do not want to come up. I'm not letting this go because I think they know that we're the only people in the industry with the guts to call them out, to go, who's making up the stars, why is an old El Paso playing, why are other companies playing, who's opting in, why people opting out, why are people opting in, why would you opt in if you were a one star product?

So it's the thing to do. They don't want to play. They don't want to play. So I don't know where that leaves us a thing to do. They don't want to play. I don't want to play. So I don't know where that leaves us, but we've tried many angles. Let that one, but someone who does want to play. Let's put that aside. Let's let that one go for now, but I don't want it to be a peater out.

No, no. It will be. Let's keep it on the simmer. If someone works in there and we get one of that funny little vocoder thing, so we can disguise their voice. We'd love a deep throat. We'd love so, he knows something. Someone's deep within the galaxy of the stars.

Yeah, the star. The health star. From the center of the universe of the health stars. Yeah, we promise that you will remain anonymous as best we can. I know what you two are doing. Just in case we accidentally go. All right, there you go. Keep Jennings.

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We've had a few start-of-step steps. We bought Bitcoin at $900. Huge success. Lost passwords in the interim. Huge failure. Bought Bitcoin again. Jack, Bitcoin, Weasel bought many coins. Lost password interim, huge failure. Bought Bitcoin again. Jack, Bitcoin, weasel bought many coin. Lost password again, huge failure.

So we've, I think our scorecard at the moment in the crypto digital world is we have started and folded. Yes. And we were like, okay, let's do it properly this time. Let's, but let's get in on something at the ground level. We've floated the idea of these things called NFTs, non-fungible tokens,

which essentially is a digital way to say you own something. We were pondering that when something else came across our radar. It's in the world of NFTs, but it's a ZED horse. We don't know what Z stands for, but the way we understand it is you can buy digital race horse. We don't know what Z stands for, but the way we understand it is you can buy Digital race horse. It exists just as code, but it races against other horses and can win you real money Yep, you buy these with Ethereum and Andy well done to you think you were calling them Delirium That away go two weeks ago you were calling them Deliriums. Now we own just over four ether. We own just

over four ether coins. So we are, we're right and high. We're ready to go. We want to buy a horse and we've got someone on the line that can help us. I am, and before we get to my must, I went, we'll jump me through a lot of hoops jacko to set up this This digital wallets Someone from tech support contacted me with a little a hoi Andy Yeah, and so they they're the least thing they know who they are and their names layer anyway the We'll protect there. We'll protect their identity is best weekend I'm Chris ebbs ebling joins now, credit director and co-founder of the

Virtually Human Studios. Z Racing is your baby. Ebb's welcome to the show. Oh, hi, do you? How are you guys? It's great to hear you both together again. I love it. Thanks, Ebbs. Well, we are very excited to wait into the digital horse ownership world. We have some ether in our pocket burning a hole in our digital wallet because we have that wallet as secure. Can you explain how does this work? Okay, so you need a theory in first and then you do need a Metamask wallet, which is your

online browser wallet. This is where we get worried. This is where we start worrying, because we lose passwords. Yes, we forget. You've done it before, I got a urge. Yeah, poorly. You get a password to tune in your arm or something

or down your inner thigh. But then someone will know the kidnap one of us. Yeah, we probably need to get a password tattooed on heaps of us, everyone in the team, but only one of them is the real password. I mean, even me and him, but he's got the real one. It's just to get that view off.

It's just to get that view off. Who's met us all the target? Okay, Ibs, we get ourselves a wallet. Yeah. Yeah, so you get metamass. So metamass wallet is an online wallet that allows you to use your Ethereum online. So you get that, you link that up, you're gonna transfer your Ethereum from wherever you have it stored now, whether it's an online wallet that allows you to use your Ethereum online. So you get that, you link that up, you're going to transfer your Ethereum

from wherever you have it stored now, whether it's an online exchange or wallet or a ledger. And you're going to transfer it over there in your Metamass wallet. Now, I'll just tell you about how we sell horses that said. We used to sell them on the marketplace. So if you were an early adopter two years ago, you could actually just go in and pick a horse at random, and take your time, and pick the color you want, pick the Z type you want. So they're all different Z types which are linked to bloodlines. We have Z1 to Z10.

Yeah, it's pretty advanced. So all these horses have a really advanced algorithm in them which is a black box for the user to uncover and based on if you have both a Z1 which is a Nakamoto bloodline or a Z10 which is a buta in bloodline these old named after crypto founders by the way a little Easter leg lore there cool so this is a black box yeah there's so many layers there's a little yoke, a little exciting center of the Easter egg there that lives inside the bloc. No, so this makes, this doesn't make sense.

This is what I found in my research too. So to create, because what, what it seems like you guys have done is set up, you know, you, you basically try to recreate the way genetics works in real horses, which is by setting up bloodlines, but then when you start into breathing, you of course don't know what you're going to get seven or eight generations down the track. Like, no one's looking, you know, back at far lap going, oh, we can predict what a horse will come out in 1960. Like, you just have to wait for generations to breed. Correct.

Absolutely. And so we're only going to sell 38,000 of these Genesis race horses. So there's 38,000 OGs or originals. And then once they're out in the ecosystem, the rest is just going to be spawned off the users breeding. So what we're trying to establish here or what we've established so far is an ecosystem. We have sold 11,000 horses to date, but there is like, I think there's 18,000 out there. So there's 7,000 bread. I think there's 18,000 out there so there's 7,000 bread. So there's still, there's still, there's still a thousands of wild brumbies just walking around that we could, we could train and make one of our race horses. Absolutely. So if you want to get one of their originals, there's two ways to get them.

Okay. Either you wait for a drop, which we do, we sell them as drops now because that's the thing. It's, it creates height, it creates phomo, It's an event. It's exciting. So we'll pick a date soon by the way and there will be a drop set on a date, set on a time. You'll get sent a link in you go and then it's a free for all. It's like a black sun. It's like it was a cold black Friday. Oh right. It's like a sales event. So so so everyone's sitting there waiting for the doors open and we're just going to go and a trample security guard and grab our cell phone. And try and catch our horses at drops before an extra digital floor. Exactly.

It's mental. Obviously, when you talk about this two ways, we want the cheaper and sneakier way, please. Like how do we get to the front of the queue of the drop? What if we're not waiting for a drop? What's the other way? Well, then the other way is going on the secondary market, which is places like OpenC. And which is so OpenC is an NFT marketplace where everybody sells pretty much any NFT. And here you can find a horse. How much a horse set you back?

Oh, so as that 10 and the last drop went for around $150. Oh, great. I thought you were about to say, I'm going to do D. We are out. We are out. OK, no, no. And then is that $1 went for $32,000? Wow. Yeah.

Well, we ideally would like to get in at the Z1 level. So when it drops, is it an auction? Is it the people beating against each other to buy these horses as they drop? No, it's first come for a serve. Okay. So if we are there at the drop, it's a flat fee for a Z1 horse for the best horse, is it?

Yeah, it's exactly. And it's just quick as fast as you can. Okay, this is all, this is pretty much making sense. Can I just ask one thing with regards to a lot of people ask about horse racing? Can we guarantee the safety of the digital horses? Yes, you can. Okay, great. I mean, we have been joking around like, you know, there are some horses out there performing like donkeys and we've joked around about creating a VR experience where you can take

them out of the back and perhaps... Oh, no, right. The great thing about these horses is that they can run 20 races a day. They absolutely love it because they're cold. Well, can that happen, Ips? Well, yes, they can, at the moment, they are being run like that, but we aren't implementing a FET factor, which is coming through as well. Okay. So these horses do get tired. Let's say we own a horse, we obviously can't buy a Z1. Maybe we end up with a Z3 or something, right? For our troubles. Yeah. Once we've got the horse, how do we get it in racing?

To get a horse in a race is pretty simple. So you go on the platform, you have a stable, you go through the race, look at events, and you'll see what work events are up and coming, what are some that are ready to go. So there's live events. There's about 1,000 races a day right now. Wow.

And do we have to nominate our horse to go in a race? Or does it just- Exactly, we do. Exactly. You get to choose. And so you have to nominate our horse to go in a race or does it exactly we do. Exactly. Exactly. You get to choose. And so you have to watch the field, survey the field, and there's a lot of tactics and strategy involved there. And what you have to do at this stage is figure out what your horse is best at because there's sprints. Run it running. Yeah. Dance. Dance. It's a good cook. Yeah, good cook. Like I like the idea, I mean, I think part of the thrill for people in the real world

when they, you know, get a share in a horse or something is like, you know, Prince of Pans Ants who won the Melbourne Cup, you know, a few years ago was famously like just bought by a bunch of mates. Like we knew one of the guys, one of our mates has a 2% share of 5% share and it costs like a thousand bucks or two thousand dollars then next thing you know the the horses winning the Melbourne Cup is there a chance that you can buy a Z8 horse so not one of the premium horses but it just turns out to be an absolute champion yeah absolutely absolutely

there's some bread horses out there that are beating Z1s and some monsters out there because of their lineage, right? You can trace back their blood type, their lineage, and where they come from. And if they come from really strong races, just like in the real world, they have some like super DNA that's been mixed together. And there's some amazing websites out there. So when you do get into raising, check out the community. They build all these algorithms, like these data websites where you can actually look up

your horse and see where it fairs best. The tunnel, the heavy lifting for you, and then you can quickly figure out and strategize around that. I like that idea because it's just regular horse racing. It's like, you know, this should do well. You just don't know on the day. Exactly. Anything can happen, right?

EBS, we are going to listen out for when that next drop is. We're going in the drop handle. We'll go in the drop. And I also want to, Come in the drop. I'd like to get one from the drop. And I'd like to also get one bread, just so we can see how both go.

All right. And then what we'll do is we'll have a crack of ad nibs and then we'll get you back on. All right. And you can tell us novices how we fed with what we bought for how much and tell us whether we stuffed it or whether we're on the right track. Now just before we let you go, 1000 races a day at the moment in the Z-horse racing world

which we are now very keen participants of. What's an apprised money we're talking per race? Well, so that depends. There's $2 buy-ins up to $500. And so, you know, 12 gates to $500. That's a big pool. So you could be walking away a few grand in some of those group one races. Yeah, there's some people that are horses out there. They've already made 30 grand on their horses like 30 grand back. Well, they're just the same because they just raised them. We look forward to losing that and giving it to those type of people. It seems to be the way we go

with these crypto stuff, but EBS thanks for much for your time, mate. You're welcome. Cheers, mate. Thanks, mate. Thanks, mate. See you at the races. Hey, and there's been so many coming in, so it's time to do this. That quest continues to find every single pound move there is to give you the upper hand in social situations.

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Matt works in a hospital. He's a wardsman, which I, which I don't know what, I mean it gives you a, is that the head of the ward or is it just someone that works on the ward? I don't know. I think because it sounds like swordsmen. It sounds like a sand horse. Exactly. These are wardsmen. Oh yeah.

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as well. Here's a little tease from this week's episode where we look back at some of the mischief the boys would cause in the office. We used to do a lot of things and a lot of pranks and sometimes just annoy our office workers. We did an automated service from the company saying this year for Christmas. Oh, the hampers. You've got the opportunity to give them any to charity or collect a hamper. What would you like charity or a hamper? And then we did like, that's a different employee,

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just Joe's going, I said hamper, I want my hamper. Ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Go and check it out, guys, the Remembering Project season two Joe's going, I said, I want my hamper! Go and check it out, guys, the Remembering Project Season 2 is out every Monday, wherever you podcast season 1 all there as well. We will catch you next week on the main pod. Thanks for listening.

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