Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 139

Episode Date: July 7, 2021

1. Flight Party update with Safety Scott 2. Fish hammock 3. iPhone battery life – Special Skill 4. Impulse Club 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Because the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. Well, hoi to first officer, Hamish Blake. Ohoy to second officer, ando. Ohoy to the head of cabin crew.

Ohoy. Ohoy. And good cabin crew. I like that we're in an eighth pre-Avig, so Jack and I have been and you're flying from the top deck. Jack's down the bottom. We've got some. You're going to have to cabin crew.

Good slide party updates to come before that mark. You went to Hamishany.com, use the very easy system of uploading some audio there, avoid you, Mark. Hey guys, Mark from Sydney here. Loving the podcast, but I gotta say, there's been two things recently which have made me yell out loud.

One was favorite fruits. We didn't seem to come up with lemon. I was yelling at my car radio that day. And recently for the Star Wars Quotes Guy, I was yelling out loud. The answers and was very frustrated with the gentleman who was playing. It wasn't necessarily the right thing

to do on a packed train coming from work. Anyway, people looked at me weird, but that's pretty usual. Keep up the good work, everybody. We will. Thank you, Mark. Outstanding, and we love a vocal podcast, and it is, of course, a pretty one-way medium, even much more one-way than radio.

You can't call in, can't, you know. It's one-way. Email in. Is it? Because Mark has discovered another way. Well, I mean, yelling out has more chance of getting to us than going through the complicated attach. Audio file mark.

You pick the fastest way to communicate with the show. Will let Lemon go even though you're wrong, Mark. I will let it slide, but because I know we've got... Lemon's not a top free. Of course, it's not. It's in no ones. And we love you, Mark, because you need care and outlier and you're special. We use a lot of lemons, but you never go.

You never having a nibble in it. We like a slice of lemon. We've got a package. We've got a package. Yeah, with something, it's a garnish, but it's not. At one of the surely we can all agree on that the top five fruits each on their own could be consumed as a snack. Yep. Absolutely.

And I know that we weren't even fed them up though. We weren't doing favorite fruits. We were doing most like the big, big four. The big four, yeah. Like what are the most common fruits? So lemon is probably up there. Jack, it's just not.

I mean, I'm excited. I'm excited. I'm in a lot of lemons. Yeah. I'm all so excited. What a lot of lemons. I can, now a lot of lemons. Sure, I can. Now I'm thinking of it, I see heaps bit. What if you're imagining twice that size pile of bananas?

Now I'm seeing a lot of bananas. But I just think when you think of like, hey, in your lunch box at school, except you're like, you don't need it on your own a lot, you can't get it a fruit salad, yeah. Anyway, don't run and go and they often squirt it on the fruit salad to keep the banana from going off. We're not interested. It still wouldn't be used as much as the other fruits.

Hey, let's jump into this. Emergency. Sly! Sly! Hey, it's coming soon. Um, those that are flying, no, or sliding, so they know when it's going. Yeah. When we're in constant contact with our sliders,

we always have an ever evolving, can we count, we situation, we have public health? We'll play by the rules. Actually, there's a lot of playing by the rules when it comes to the slide party. The whole thing's rules, the whole thing's rules. We're boarding properly, we're taxing properly, we're sliding properly. Yep. But we'll play by the rules, you know, in such a way as it's very, very fun.

Yeah. And, um, and we'll get out there on the tarmac. Strap your ankles, everybody. Rex have been great. Obviously Rex Airlines. Now doing Biggies. Uh, really great. Not Biggies.

Not Biggies. Not Biggies. Just doing Biggies is a three-eighth. Now do big ups. Maybe those Russian army ones that can take tanks. Yeah. That would be bigger. But they're not doing those.

Don't need them. Rex doing big ups. Do you want them between major capital cities and very competitive rates? Thanks, Rex. Melbourne Airport obviously on board for our emergency slide party hand. Sorry. Couple of things. Oh, sorry. I don't want to I don't want to derail things, but just as you were saying, biggies between cap cities, I was thinking, you know, yep, big biggies between the caps. Is there a marketing idea for Ricks to make a very large hat

cap, baseball cap? Notice the big big. And it, and it's so it's like, you know, it's biggies and it's a cap. Because it goes between the caps. Is it out? They don't do it. Is it out jobs to come to them with these ideas? Do they like them? Should we keep them coming?

Should with that one be the one we get judged? And I hope not because it is in our best. But I think there's something there. You see people out and about wearing a big cap and your reminds you that Rex are doing biggies to the cap cities. They should take on now doing biggies, but they haven't yet. Hey, I'm criminal. First thing for your emergency slide party, there is concern that when we obviously

gonna let the slide out, we wanted to, we were planning on yelling emergency, emergency, emergency, and then it would go out. The concern is there is not a safe word for what if there was, there was a real, what a melon. What a melon. What a melon, okay, so we'll make it very clear. So they were asking, could we say something different when the slide comes out?

What about me? I don't think so. What about me? Let's just keep it easy. So remember it. Let's just say the safe words, emergency. Remurgency. You remember?

I've remembered the emergency. So say the clear word is emergency. The safe words were emergency. You remember the emergency. So the word is emergency, the safe words were emergency. Okay, because you're removing the emergency. So it's an emergency on emergency, but yes, it's a real emergency if we say emergency, because it's the reverse of what we're saying, which is emergency. Yeah. Okay.

And it does transgress the number one rule of say, forwards, which is make them sound different than the word. What about watermelons, like you first, yes, okay. So if there's a real emergency, will you watermelons? Three times. And if there's no emergency, will you quite clearly emergency? Three times.

Great. These obviously, down in our class, common man class, we're going to be having pie sausage rolls. They've asked, do we want to be serving business class, their proper business class meals? And I've said yes. Yeah, I think that's Kim.

That's par. They'll have that with a selection. Herb crosted something. Would be. Yeah, you'd know, but I've heard from Jack. LAUGHTER We made up a back interview, so you always have to fly business. Hey, there's been a hell of a back and forth where we left it last where I was saying they've got a problem with us opening Judy free.

Yeah. Yeah. And having a swig of something. Yeah, they've put this to the group. They would like to... Did they get, did they weigh in on the Toblerone issue? Toblerone, the Toblerones and not JV, you can get them any time. But he is what they'd like at that side.

And should we still get them anyway? He is, he is what they'd like to put to us. In exchange for the light disappointment of not being able to open a bottle of whiskey on the plane. Yep. They would like to give to everyone flying their own duty free bag, Melbourne Airport duty free bag, including a 200 mil bottle of shivers regal whiskey. God, that's plenty.

Yes. This is this we can't have it on the plane. I can't drink it. No, this is I saying in exchange for non drinking. Oh, this is this we can't have it on the other plane. We can't drink it. No, no, this is I think it exchange for non drinking Oh, this is as you leave they're saying as you leave they want to give us a gift bag like you normally would coming off a Right, yes, because I was saying look turn to mills of whiskey's him It's certainly it's certainly a strong minute And I thought if everyone's downing I thought if everyone's downing 200 mils of whiskey as they get on as the welcome drink, no, no, don't worry about snap dangles because everyone's just going to be loose and goosey.

We're going to roll off that plain like putty. What about, yeah, this is an exchange. This is at the, this is the same, the same thanks and apologies that we, we can't be sipping while we're sliding. Everybody gets 200 mils of whiskey, a big toberone as well inside. I'm the biggest theftor, I'll ask. Did they actually say that? They haven't said that, but I...

You don't really know what you're saying. You can't deliver that, because I think the biggest they've got is about five kilos. Okay, not the biggest they've got then. That seems silly. I can't. What? It's just somewhat on the show,

so we were getting the biggest they've got. Do it. I hope it's actually the small ones, and I hope you get four. We should give people four when they get on, because it would be a good ankle splint. You put one on the inside of your ankle. You put another on the outside of your ankle,

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Looks like we're going to do it in a hangar. As in, we will taxi and cut a lap of the airport. No dramas there. But then just so we can be in a spot where we know we can lay some crash mats or whatever. Yeah, great. And head on there. That's fine.

Yeah, that's fine. I know that's better. I'm happy to run a drive with a simulation. Speaking of ankles, this is an area that we've talked about a lot and that's why right now joining us on the phone. Obviously, we've been the ones that have been getting the word about the ankle safety service. The guy joining us is head of aviation operations and security at Melbourne airports. He's Scott, he is ex-military, he's got extensive experience in aviation security and he has gone down a slide. That's why he's joining us. So he's from his hospital bed. Scott, how the

ankles holding up, mate. Oh, yeah, boys. Oh, yeah. ankles are great. Great. Well, well, this is,, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and, and and, and, and and, and, and, and, and and, and, and, and, and, and and and, and, and and, and, and and, and, of preparation and awareness, but it'd be remissive me not to tell you about something You do need to be careful of and that's pride. Oh, so yeah, I wondered I wondered about this. Yeah Okay, yeah, so so think about what a slides design for it's when a plane's in a really bad situation And you need to get off it really fast. Yeah, so you're moving pretty quick It doesn't have the gentle kind of decline at the end to slow things down and have a nice easy dismount. And of course, you don't want 300 people sitting

at the bottom of a slide as you're trying to get away from a plane that's in a bad situation. I've got you on your ankles. Yeah, crawling away using a couple of blunt knives they took from the plane almost as ice picks. They drag their body through the mud. So what I've seen is you know you get to the bottom and you've got all this momentum and some people like to plant their feet and the upper body wants to keep going.

Yes. And so that's where you have your tumbles and your spills and things like that. So that's the pricing. The price, the base plan. So it makes a lot of fun. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. And in a disaster scenario, isn't laughter the best man? Scotty, I mean, you're right.

I hadn't really thought about this, but of course, because we've been viewing the slide as a very fun thing. But really, the purpose of the slide, basically the, obviously, the makers of the slide went, look, how do we get everyone off the plane? Well, they could jump. Well, that's a guaranteed ankle break, even though that is the fastest way down. That's just pure gravity, nothing in the way. Then they could have, then they put of what did we do a big long shallow slide? Too long. Fun, fun. You'll, you'll, you'll, you'll get there slowly for too long. So really,

they've obviously just gone for as steep as you possibly can, whilst you're legally being a slide. Yeah. Yeah. So it's so, it's a great answer. So Scott, any tips then? I think the tips you got from Mark. I think the tips you got from Mark first and foremost are really important. Is that lean forward at the start so your body is already upright? I guess on the way down, you don't really need to do much. To a aims point there, you're moving. You're already on your way thinking about the bottom

and because you do move at quite a rate, it is, I guess, something that you can kind of freeze up and go, oh, I just want to plant my feet and land, but it's almost that piece of being ready for you to keep going with you, otherwise to your point. Oh, I feel like I'm a face-pointing or like coming up an escalator. What about a staggered foot stance so you can go straight into a run? Would you reckon that? The guys will coach you. So Rex, emergency procedures guys will be there. And they'll coach you on how to start. So your feet will be nice and close together for the slide down,

because obviously you don't want them to catch on the way down and kind of one limb being behind you or whatever it might be. But when you hit your ground and come off, you'll kind of bounce and just be ready to be kind of on your toes and offer a jog. Of course, the guys will have mats on the ground and things like that that'll make it a little bit safer for you. Yeah, I just had to put some crash mats down, which I think is a great idea. Scott, can I ask you this, what are the chances? So we've got 80 people on this thing,

how many people are having a stumble? How many people are falling over? Like, is there a goal for us? Well, it should we, I mean, what are the chances of us getting 80 out of 80 perfect, gymnastic dismounts? Or, you know, how many people will put at least place one hand down? I'd be extremely surprised if you got everyone off without a stack. I'd be thinking with 80, you're probably going to get somewhere around 10 people that are going to do some sort of stumble or roll or trip or something along those lines. So you're saying you'll you'll place a bet with us and tense the line Possibly yeah, let's be the line Thank you scuff. Scott, appreciate it buddy. Pleasure boys, pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. The Pleasure Boys. Pleasure. The Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure. Pleasure.

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Pleasure. Clear to laugh at it. Oh, right. Okay, clear to laugh at it. It's like this sounds like a crypto. Yeah, sounds like you've got a hot tip for us. Three months is up and my suspicions are confirmed. One day, Beck was feeling sorry for our fish. Wolf.

It's just a wolf. Yeah. Wasn't it the fighter? Yeah, that died. Remember it got replaced and in you rank. Back. Big, big. Fido? Yeah, that died. Remember it got replaced and a new rank back. Bigx sister under her watch, it passed away sadly. And then she tried to replace it.

And we came back from overseas and back realized straight away that it wasn't Fido. I thought it was funny, but it didn't. It was tears. And then you rang Poppy Beck's sister on the podcast, pretending to be Fido from beyond the grave asking why she did it. We had her for about two minutes.

And then she did the old eye knowing you. I knew we she thought it was a fish from heaven. That's right. And then interesting that I forgot it because Fido wasn't Fido originally... Uber pet. Yeah, that was you wanted a dog. I got your fish called fighter Yes, it's actually fast forward now got a dog. What's that what's that up there? Yeah, it's the tallest hero in town That came home three months ago and she's gone. I've got fire. I got so I've got wolf present I was like, I wonder that I've got him a hammock

I've got, sorry, I've got Wolf present. It's like, I wonder that. I've got him a hammock. That's it. I said, who sold to this? The guy at the pitch doors say that they love them, these fish, love these fish. No, they don't. They don't need a hammock. They can't use a hammock because of the laws of buoyancy. The whole point of a hammock is

please feel this relaxing material under you suspending you off the ground stopping you from falling to the ground. That's the enjoyment of hammock. This don't need that because the world they live in, they're always suspended off the ground. Exactly. So water is a constant hammock. I don't think fighter. So I don't think Wolf's ever going to use this hammock. I'm just, you're showing me the cover of the fish hammock depicts a goldfish lying in this leaf. It's a leaf.

It's just a plastic leaf. It's a leaf. It's a picture of a it's just a plastic leaf. Plastic leaf. It's all leaf. They just pictured it swimming past. Yep. So on the box, Jack, it says, make you feel, fish feel closer to home. Like all fish. That's what they miss from the ocean. Plastic leaves. I love my hammock. Right. It said, provide a fish with a new relaxation spot and watch your pit spend hours resting in this hammock. Do we have to watch it spend hours or could we watch the first bit and go and do something else and come back and catch the last few minutes of the five hour period? Three months have gone by

You've never enjoyed watching Wolf. It has never ever been near the hammock. Let alone had it ever been near the hammock, let alone had it, they haven't walked in, they've seen both fins behind its head, just relaxing really laying back on it. You've seen extra bubbles come out of its mouth and then one out of its arse, is it just relaxes and farts away and there they can just as a nice little Saturday. I always thought, I was always weary when I read the box that said, train your fish to use this bed by placing feet above the leaf like, well, no. You shouldn't have to rig the bed with treats if it's so loved by the fish.

Every time that maybe I'll be on holiday and there's been a hammock available, I haven't needed to go, they haven't put a burger or a coke in there. Trick you to getting to it and I'm like, please, sir. I'm not getting in your hammock, but I have enjoyed this trail of mini sausages. But I won't get in the net anywhere. Don't get in there. By day 10, they always do. And don't.

Special skill has come to my side of the fence. Young man named Josh Mal. He writes a very to the point email. Good. He wrote a very very point to the point email. And it got my attention on board it to you and you said yes. Yes. Turn the key, green light, put this guy on the show. This is exactly what we mean when we talk about special skills. The ability seemingly of, you know, just when we thought the human race had stopped evolving, one of us has kept going and acquired sensors and perception higher than we could have ever hoped for for the species. Josh Mal says, I can tell what battery percentage an iPhone is on just by looking at the battery icon

in the top corner. Every time plus or minus 1%. Yep, and we make this very clear, the battery icon without the percentage beside it. Just the icon cells. That is just the picture. Which, I mean, I don't know what resolution the screens are up to now, but it feels like it's,

it's tough. You know, it's, we're talking maximum, like, what, 50 pixels in that battery, like, it's, it's a very small picture of a battery. And Josh Melkin now, now it, to plus or minus one percent. He joins us now, Josh Mel, uh, huh, how do you? Oh, my boy, how are you? Yeah, good, and why am I pronounced that correctly, Josh Mel? Yeah, yeah, good. Good, good. Okay. We certainly hope so, because we might do a song. Hello, hello, till it dies. Josh Mill can tell by sight.

And he's precise. By the way, we're talking about our full battery life. Josh Mal, we've got you on Zoom because in the meeting, I bought up that we don't want you to be accused of looking at a chart, some form of chart alongside FBI. What a chart that would be there. Every set it, yes. So Mike is outside the studio here.

He's watching you like a hawk on your zoom. Can I just say that even imagine the chart though this was my question to end up. Yeah. Imagine the chart would have a hundred icons. Each one literally one percent different than the last and then a hundred percent which is next to it. Even with the chart, it could be trained because it's probably talking plus or minus 1% and so you look at it and go, okay, that's about what's about. What's about? Even in your brain as it goes, what's about 65% of the weight throw I'll look up here on the chart. You've already guessed it. Yes. Before you look at the

chart. So I just think I agree with you, Hey, I just I just want us to never be accused. I think of it being in the same situation as we do. Fear's diligence here, but I can't imagine how this is cheatable. What we've done is we've taken a bunch of screenshots of our phones, of the home screens of various members of the team's phones, then obviously only we have then access to the next screenshot, which is where we then look at what actual percentage that is.

So the other thing we've thought people would be getting, you know, could be getting a little bit picky about here is to go, but between him seeing it and then waiting for his answer could go down 1%. I don't think it will come to that. Just in case it does that, we have, you know, we've got the screenshots as instantaneously. Mike is about to send you the first screenshot of WebGit is a GES, his iPhone. I'm not going to make any comment on where the battery icon sits. I will say this though, we played the game today when we all got in. I'm having a bit of a chat before the show.

And Sarah, what is Sarah? She gets like 87. She was 30% off. She gets 87, she was on 40% off. It's like, 87% is very high. However, okay, can you see that, Josh Melon? It's just come through. It's looking low.

It's a sub 40. Okay, I love this. Like seeing the process. Actually, before we go, we're going, how many hands do you need out of four? We've got four, does you need to get four out of four for a coin or three out of four?

I think three out of three. Three out of four. Yeah, from, okay, sounds good. Just wanted to make that really clear. Go back to the scary music as he decides to. Um, I'm gonna go with, I think it's high 30s. I'm gonna go with, 38 to sound. It's 40. He's good. Well, he's not. He's not, but that's a very good.

He's missed it by one. Which takes you to a Southern death. I mean, he is good. He's good. We know he's good. Yeah, he's been, I mean, I've missed it by one. It was, we've been sort of playing this all day with each other and you, you, even getting within three or four is rare. Yep.

Okay. Okay. We're going to send through mine now. This is my screenshot Bearing a mind I know me get the year it's sort of a hundred percent That's what I hit panic mode. So you know Yeah, I was just coming through Um, it's a it's a small bell zoom in. Okay It looks mid-80s. I'll go

I'll go I'll go 85. It's 84. He's going. He's amazing. I know. I went 87 when I had my own guess. This is good. Let's move on to Jack, Cackling Jack's screenshot of his phone. What's the bear app? It's like a note taking alternative. I was going to ask Ando with yours, you've got WhatsApp and Signal. Aren't they? What are we running? Making peating forces. Just an extra encryption.

I always just want to give each other's home screen. I was just saying, do you often homes, creepy, I was just saying, do you often go, hey, jump it over to signal, I can't talk here. Yeah. Yeah, me, me at signal. I have, I have before. Anyway, Josh Mel, back to the game.

Jacks, what are you looking, what are you thinking? I can't hate. I'm feeling low 40s. Let's go 42 this year. It's 44. Hard break. I mean the guy is so close. He's so close. What about this?

One more. Yeah, no, come on Andy. He has to get it again. That's what I mean. One more. One more. But he's got to get it in the hole. Yep. Yeah, dobbed it. You have to do it. Okay. Hamish Blake. That's it. How you feeling?

Talk a story what you're seeing. So I'm seeing Alan there, but is there a minute bit? Well, to me, it's looking mid to high 60s. Well, let's go with 60, 67, 63, 63, mid to low 60s. Oh, sorry. Mid to low. They don Oh, sorry. Middle low.

They don't have to apologize to me. Oh, that's great. Oh, yeah. I don't actually sell the bread. No. Well, the rest of the day was going well. Yeah. Now, this.

What a shame you went the last one. It's a great example of if we decided not to play on, I would have thought... I think people would have gone, that's really hard. You missed two by two, you know, two by really one percent. I know, but I would have left the show with a higher, with him at a higher standing in my mind than he is. But I I will have to miss the one by then after the four. Yeah, I'll, but I'll always, always go, okay, if there's a team, it's a basketball playoffs. And one team's best player, Twissie's ankle,

or her ankle right at the end of the game, and it does go to the other team. I will always be the referee that goes, tell you what, get it in, blindfolded from the other end. You know, you've won the championship. Now they probably won't get it in blindfold from the other end. You know, you've won the championship. No, they probably won't get it in blindfolded from the other end, but it was fun to have it go. And it was sporting wasn't it?

And it was sporting and the crowd loved it. We're going to send you a token of no value. We personally attribute no value to that whatsoever. Couldn't care less about it. Comes valueless. But yeah, feel free to put whatever you like on that with your own, with regards to your and emotional value. Or if you put it on eva, there you go.

Thanks boys, thanks for having me. I was an honour. You're very good. Yeah, to the end. Um, boys, bit of an impulse club update. Oh, we, we've mentioned, we mentioned the other day, or Kelo actually quite a few episodes ago now, go a few things to tick through. That's right.

First of all, the, what's up? Well, the Pevicanan, the Pevicanan, Pevicanan remember, jump into this. We're going to be open to going. Good to get sides everybody, but in post club. Yeah, get it. Fire it up, Jack. I mean, I'll give you some time to get it because even when you know the opening is going, you need a few minutes.

See, even if you want an hour or something like that we could all go get it's giving you. Here it is. Here it is, ready? Surprise as anyone. Great. Now unfortunately the the world of online marketers has not softened on me. Just a relentless series of body blows against my completely soft underbelly, which becomes too resisting a purchase. So basically, the algorithm knows, I'd love to see the data behind the wall at Instagram and Facebook or whatever, to just go, hey, this guy, he will buy shit. He'll buy anything. He already bought it last year. He think in the same torch. It's the same torch that lights things on fire because

it's so powerful. And we're just in one hand, we're burning wood and then we're burning paper. He bought it again. He bought it again. He's got the best. He's got the best. They'd have to go, we can't ring the bell anymore for a sale. We'll have a con. No one's getting any worked out. Everyone's got migraine. We can't celebrate a sale with the bell because it goes off too often for this guy.

This guy, he buys. And so to try and curb that for people that also like me, that have poor impulse control with online purchases, I buy something, have it play with it, send it off. Couple of updates. So the colorful cube. Oh yes, they've come in. Take a look at the colorful cube.

Yep. A blue pink yellow is the thrill of the cube. Is the mesmerizing factor. I would say this is more mesmerizing. It has a level of, I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. The copposphere, you forget about the weight of the copposphere. We all got one each of this. This is cool.

Let's not stack on the copposphere. Okay, there's no competition. Everyone can be special in their own way. There doesn't have to be a ranking system. I'm just saying copposphere was a wonderful addition to the family because the brilliance of the Cuppesphere was, remember, it was heavier than you expected to be. That's right, sorry.

It does feel about the weight you thought it would be. But it's slightly bigger than I thought it would be. The cube. You're allowed to enjoy that. I asked for sure. So the beauty of this colourful cube is its per-spec. You look through it one way, it's pink, the other way, it's yellow, the other way, it's blue. And I've enjoyed it.

I'm enjoying it and now I've enjoyed it. Well, I was gonna say much, I've had it a bit longer than you guys. I've actually had this for half an hour more than you and I am done. Yeah. So we all happy we've enjoyed it. I think how much of that? We'll send these were fine.

We could have just bought one and passed it around really and got the same enjoy. But it is nicer that we all have our own. Yeah. I bought three because I thought I might need months to enjoy mine. I mean, I have found that I've done the spinning. I've enjoyed it from different aspects. Have you guys tried looking point on? Not interesting. Not interesting. have found that I've done the spinning, I've enjoyed it from different aspects. Have you guys tried looking point on?

Not interesting. Have a little go. I pick it up again, Andy. You've been looking at it flat. Look at a point on it and you create a smaller cube within the cube. All different colors. All different colors. Now I would confidently say you've enjoyed it.

That was probably the last level you needed to unlock. And you have now enjoyed that kind of front on cube effect. Yep. So we'll ask though, we'll on sell those. Yes. That can go to someone. I think it's actually think of 50, 50s fare there because it's coming to you so unused.

So 60, 40 years. In to our detriment seems a bit unfair. Those will go on. And thank you to everyone who can stop now sending those through. It's an absolute flood of dams. I think these guys are spending the most out of anyone online with advertising.

But obviously working for them. The other update is the Peppa Cannon. Oh, yes. The Peppa Cannon was actually something that isn't available yet but is heavily advertised. It's on Kickstarter. Now I jumped off here when we talked about the pepper cannon all those weeks ago and I said to Lazy that works for us,

I said hey Lazy, you probably just heard there Green light from Andy, joint funds, get three. Right? We all wanted a pepper cannon didn't we? It doesn't sell it, but I do remember we wanted them. Yeah, because this is so instead of going to another pepper and turning the knob, we're assuming that it's going to fire pepper out, yeah?

I didn't even look into the delivery mechanism of the pepper. All that we remember from the powerful part of the ad was, my dad walks around, this was a quote. Sorry, yes. My dad walks around with a grin on his face from using pepper, because of how much pep he's using, dot, dot, dot, which is a lot.

Thank you. And even though I'm not a heavy pep guy, and I've never actually had a spice in my life that I couldn't get onto my food fast enough, or I found it was taking up so much time, I like cinnamon quite a lot, but I have never yearned for a faster delivery system because you can already get it quite fast.

It's fast enough. Yes, but we were thinking, we're gonna do a controlled test, when we were all three of us in our, we were going to use it, then walk into another room and see if our partners, wives and partners go, notice the change in the demeanor.

Wow, what's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? What's the source of this happiness? So I gave the green light to purchase and then I had a few people contact with the show going, cheese. You guys are aware how much they are?

Have to admit, hadn't really looked at the price. Sometimes that happens when you're in the heat of impulse. They are not cheap. But what's not cheap? Well, can you put a price on how fast do you get you better? Oh, yeah. It's very little price, because I don't need it. I imagine it would be about the price of a super-sucker.

Similar thing, just firing a different, what, like, $39.99? Yeah. Yeah. $200 a cannon. Oh. Well, can you see, shoot down aircraft? Like, that is a real cannon cannon $100 cannon. Yeah, yeah, in America

Canva for a bit of getting much let yeah, it's almost cannon cannon printers I'm sure you get a cannon printer for less than that and dare I say it and other things to pepper Efficient others know we're in the queue work because there are kickstarter so we're actually not getting them for months Oh, we're oh oh, sorry about that. It's not funny. I'd forgotten we'd even talked about them. That's impulse cloud, mate. That's what happens when it's,

funny you mention that. This is my life. You get, you get very invested for a day and this is where the curse of Kickstarter and India go-go and all those websites exist. I got a message the other day from India go-go, same thing as Kickstarter. And I realized that last year in Melbourne's

100-day lockdown, which saw some heavy impulse buying from me, one day I got obsessed with absolutely needing the best Japanese chefs' knives. And I forgot that I backed a deluxe set of these, I can't remember what they call the Hanoi knot. I was thinking I didn't, I thought I was gonna get them that week

because I had fantasies of me just chomping up. To shimmy you. Incredibly accurate vegetables and stuff in the kitchen. And it's been nearly one year and I still haven't got these knives. Oh, because it was all the same way. Yeah, they sent me emails all the time going, gosh, we're close.

Like, you know, just thinking that laugh there. Yeah, we've just, we've been at the factory, Met Ken. He seems like a good guy. The Olympics is distracting us a little bit. Yeah, thanks for following the journey so much. Like, we're thinking,

I'm not following the journey. I, to be honest, I'm so close to going, I tell you what, give me 50% of my money back and take me off the emails. Because the emails are very annoying. I'm two years away from a Kickstarter coming. What's your mouth?

Mine's a collapsible helmet, a bike helmet that folds up into your backpack. And I don't even want to anymore, because I bought a new helmet. That you like. And you're probably not even running a bike anymore. Not that much. Cheapest. Now, I, here's another one that's coming in and I'm happy to roll this into in Pulse Club. Okay. Even though it wasn't bought specifically during the segment. Again, or over a year ago, start of last year, again, I forgot I kick started something. Over a year ago start of last year again. I forgot I kick started something It's this I got a bowl for you guys to it's a fragrance now. It's obviously not Andy by Hamish quality No, nothing is it's odyspace It's it was commissioned allegedly

I mean this gives you an insight into what will get me at home It was commissioned by NASA to recreate the smell of the Apollo missions or the smell of the International Space Station. It says, often astronauts, when coming back in the safety hatch, would take off their spacesuits and smell something strange, a rather pleasant metallic sensation like sweet smelling welding fumes, burning metal, and a distinct odor of ozone. An accurate smell, walnuts, breakpads, gunpowder, fruit, rum, and burnt arm and cookie.

Definitely got smell. A even space tourist that said would smell something like burnt cookies when they came aboard the space station. So then on the back of the box, it says, NASA reached out to fragrance makers to recreate the odor for its trading simulations. That's the bit I call slight bullshit on because you just don't see in any of the movies. Like the smell being the biggest issue about getting into space.

And like, at no point in Armageddon, just Bruce Willis is like heading out to blow up the asteroid goat. Sorry, I just can't figure out if that's smell. Is that brake pads and cookies? Anyway, FIB from us to claim lie for O to space. I bought two bottles. Let's whiff it now in the studio. Yep.

I wonder if the smell that they were smelling when they come back in from when they were doing space walks You know you take off the space suit You've been out there for a long time. We know they were nappies and stuff. Is it a chance? It's just farts and that's where I Mean shot shy sprayer have a little spray. I wouldn't go straight into your nose Yeah smell that because I had a little smell before and it's not Well, it's not you're not going to wear. It's not great, is it? No, no, no, it's sort of like a skunk

in paint. Yeah, it's not good. No, I think this is a terrible move. It's a terrible move. And don't for the space program, don't put it in a cologne bottle. Like put it in a like it's kind of a novelty. It's sent, I mean even though I cost me a pretty penny. How much? Oh I can't even, I think it was about 70 bucks a bottle by the time I got his front America. Oh no.

And Andy, you know, for the chance to smell the moon. Yeah. What would you buy? How would you say that? It's also not the scent of the moon. No, it's not. Then the scent know. It's also not the scent of the moon. No, it's not. Then, then, then, then,

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that had been on TV. That was a national geographic. Yes. As part of Shark Week, and we were furious, and I think the world was, and we also remember it, wasn't that long ago. Yeah. Furious that he wasn't in the water with a shark. Yeah, well, they being in Fikgood Swimmers fastest as a shark, which you could have done

in a pool. They cut the whole promo. Yeah, like it was a shark chasing. Like it was going to be a shark and not necessarily having to chase him, but be alongside him. And we were thinking, what are they?

Don't have they got the cages alongside. This is going to be incredible. Turns out it was just filpswimming and then a 3D animated shark alongside him going at what the pace a shark would and it turns out a shark would easily beat Michael Phelps. Because it's a sea creature. Yes, because it's adapted perfectly.

It's a fish. Yeah, evolution has really got it. The fish in the ocean and it's adapted perfectly to its environment as the apex predator. So no, no, weirdness there that it couldn't be a land mammal. I'll give that episode a listen. All of season one is there as well. Just type in Hey Mission Andes Remembering Project, wherever you podcast, wherever you're listening to this, and we will be back as a normal next week for the main pod. We'll see you then. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week.

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