Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 143

Episode Date: August 4, 2021

1. Fanfare for the Common Man 2. Power Moves 3. Mario Kart quiz – special skill 4. Puppy school ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hey Mission and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. A HOT-Y-HAND-O-AND-O. And a HOT-Y-Y-hem, Wando. And a hot-o-you jack-o. Hi, boys. Hello, J-po.
Starting point is 00:00:29 I just want to quickly get something off the bat, because... Do it. Don't carry the whole show. Thank you. I just want to thank you for getting me a sandwich this morning. Absolutely. We're arriving here. But, a little bit of confusion. Hmm.
Starting point is 00:00:41 What kind of sandwich did you order? Well, okay. Let's get this all out of me over here. But clearly, you're straight another initial volley on a beer for a jacks because we've gotten high for you this year. We are broadcasting studios above a food court. Now, there are several options but not all. Unicovid, some businesses weathering the storm and others are fully open.
Starting point is 00:01:06 You requested actually a hot chocolate and a toasted cheese sandwich. I decided I made the call. There was sort of a salad-y sandwich bar type ice, but also serves coffee, why wouldn't you, it's extra revenue, you do what you can. There's also a Max Brenners if who goes the other way confusingly only sells chocolate face things And you know could easily have a juffle machine which uses not to be So I went login and you Max Brenners hot chocolate very nice. He's no common man He will I don't the last thing I want is a hot chocolate thrown in my face from a not specialty store I get in a Max Brenners hot chocolate. Yeah, not cheap from a not specialty store. I get in the next brand and it's hot chocolate.
Starting point is 00:01:43 Yeah, not cheap. Yeah. I do that, and I think, okay, who amongst you is brave enough to make the man a sandwich? Who shall make the King's sandwich and face his wrath? I went over to the Salabar place, said, can you just do a toasted cheese sandwich? I said, we have this selection of sandwiches here.
Starting point is 00:01:59 Now, they're pre-made sandwiches. So, the closest was a cheese avocado and tomato. And I said, all right, give us one of those. Please take out the tomato. Excellent. Excellent. So there was no ham and cheese on offer. There's no ham and cheese.
Starting point is 00:02:12 There was a bacon and egg roll, but you had us for a toasted cheese sandwich. No, you did the right thing. And then I said, cook it. Can you please toast it? It said, yes, we just like it warm. I said, yes. It's very warm.
Starting point is 00:02:23 Tastes good. Tastes good. Most warm it can be? Yes. It's very warm. Tasted, it's a little warm. Most warm it can be before burning. And they went, sure. Then I got distracted, looking at my phone. Then I felt the sandwich came out a little quickly. That was good. Was it toasted? It was toasted, it was just, when you were expecting a toasted.
Starting point is 00:02:40 Yes, and there's avocado in it. I thought I was going to get cheeky for a rogue tomato in rogue tomato in there which would 100% be the store that wasn't Max Brenner's fault. You've done exceptionally well and that's why I'm glad I didn't carry any tension into the show and that's why you get it out there. Why you go to mediation? It's why you don't immediately just see your friend for the wrong
Starting point is 00:03:00 set. It's why you keep it out of the courts. Guys just turn to your friend and ask the question. Yeah, often there's a whole other story there that probably didn't need to be told to really not to have to found people waiting for the show to begin. But it's great to get it out. Ohoy also to Lauren who is standing by waiting for Lauren.
Starting point is 00:03:18 From Las Vegas to tell us what she's up to. Ohoy, humus shenanadee. I'm Lauren and it's currently 117 degrees here in Las Vegas, Nevada, or for you Aussies, 47 Celsius. I thought it'd be a good idea to kayak and now that I'm home, I can see that my entire back and whole body is burned. Whoa, I just thought I should spread my joy
Starting point is 00:03:42 with you guys, you know? Anyway, happy birthday, Andy. Congrats, him for the superior you know what. And Jack, could I be for finally getting your house done? I'm proud. So you guys, and hopefully you'll get this recording before the year 2041. A girl can dream, right?
Starting point is 00:03:59 Good job, bro. You're very sent that the day you finish your house. It was now some three years ago, I think, Jack. I know I am. More recently, and I think people, listen as nowhere you live, Jack, because more recently, people have been sending in on the emails.
Starting point is 00:04:15 I used to worry about this, Jack might say it, never looks at an email these days. We're completely saved. But some nice landscaping out the front, mate, nice, and chop on. People are sending photos of Jack. Also Also Jack, there were two expensive indoor chairs that you left outside on the porch. No, they look more expensive than they are. Very nice. And inside, cheer outside.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Exactly. Wow. So I was surprised I got a shot, past the dolphin enclosure or whatever else you've got in your front yard. No, those inside chairs are more expensive than they look. Hang on, that's not what I'm supposed to think of, didn't they, look? No, they... Oh, sorry. No, sorry. No, I'll tell you that. They're expensive, look at you.
Starting point is 00:04:56 They're actually more expensive than they look. Gee, nice Tesla. Well, it's actually gobladed into the paint. So it doesn't look expensive, but it's very expensive. I mean, the other way around play on this. What have you learnt, Jack? Never make a mistake. Feet into exactly what I wanted to start the show with today, because it came in from L, alert listener L, hamishanity.com, she hit the contact form, we salute you. She said, a hoydense. In case you are not already aware, I wanted to make sure
Starting point is 00:05:28 you knew there's a piece of classical music called fanfare for the common man by Aaron Coplin. Or as, because he was a common man. Yes, he thought it might be worth playing on the pod. Now, obviously, the three of us, particularly after, we've just heard from Jack. No, Jack, this is not a fanfare for any of us.
Starting point is 00:05:51 I mean, we can have to, we can have to, we have to bring to a waistcoat that says, lost touch with those sort of lost touch. Further, the pack splits up further. Like a marathon. Jack's way in front, man. I mean, I mean in Lost Touch today. We often, we differ between our
Starting point is 00:06:08 common mantisheets and our Lost Touch with the common mantisheets. Yeah, and after my max Brennan coach, I just couldn't, I had a bad idea this question. And also, I have lost touch this week. I've got a slight back story for mine. Should we hear for everybody out there, most of which are common men and fear for the common? And look, we're all in touch with the common women occasionally, unfortunately.
Starting point is 00:06:29 It happens in philosophy. That's ever been phloed. You're always striving to be. It's like, you know, spiritual enlightenment. It's striving for it. You can't always have it. Sometimes you then, you know, just go and have a party. You forget about being a lot.
Starting point is 00:06:43 Absolutely. I've got it for you here. This is fanfare for the common man as played by the Cincinnati Symphony Orchestra. Hang on a sec, just before we hear this, think a few things need to happen immediately upon hearing this. Hey, we need to deem if it is indeed appropriate for the common man because already a symphony orchestra,
Starting point is 00:07:02 alarm bells ring, that this might not be as common man as Aaron had hoped for. And if it doesn't cut mustard, perhaps the door is open for someone else to write. I've heard it. I think I'm going to lead the witnesses you guys side, but I think it stacks up. Have a look. Pretty common. Oh, that's what it is. It's the wide water sports theme song. Or is it the footy? Was it the footy? It's.
Starting point is 00:07:35 What a great song. And Jack, if you fade that down, it is the wide water sports theme song, isn't it? No, it's the channel 740. Channel 7, you're right. I thought wide world sports as well, and I was like, no, that's... No, it's because it's the start of the footy. Yes. Back from the 90s. You're right.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Do you like me? I've plucked that out as well. It's... Because it goes, D-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N-N- The Channel 7 version. This is the old version. Like, no, we have a lot of internationalistists, and we do reference the AFL a lot. So, I do apologize for that. But Channel 7 here in Australia used all sports. That's true. It was for all, there was this for all. And also, you have sports in America, in Finland,
Starting point is 00:08:15 and we're going to listen to this. And you have feet. And you have balls. So, you're aware of the passion that can go with using feet and balls together in teams. But during the 80s and 90s, and they have the 80s and 90s, and they use the smallest stab until 2011. But this is the channel 7 version.
Starting point is 00:08:33 For Aussie kids, it gives you tingles. I really got the reverb. That's it. Today, the cast take on a resurgent walks. Johnny Platten is back for victory. It's full of something. It's so common man. This bit's not a decent snappy bridge. The guitar, the guitar with the drum.
Starting point is 00:09:17 No, if we'd continue to listen to this video, we would have seen a guy just drop out, plug in his amp and just start rocking with a bit of pedal, kick on the distortion, turn it to 11. No, this is actually another song. This was... That was mixed it. There was another song that was released
Starting point is 00:09:35 that did use the, this is simple, sorry, the original fan for the common man. And then channel seven uses, do you dance? But to me, what a fanfare for a common man. I mean, to me, it's perfect. I don't want to get ahead of ourselves. We do often mention,
Starting point is 00:09:53 if and when the cool boys in the front and we'll ever play. Oh, what? And we always have an instrumental secret song. It's got trumpet. It's got trumpet. It's got something for you, Jack. It's got a. It's got something for you Jack. It's got a lot of guitar and it's got a hell of a drum one.
Starting point is 00:10:09 Oh yeah, I'm talking record. One day. One day. What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up? What's up?
Starting point is 00:10:19 What's up? What's up? Hey, they still come in thick and fast. So let's get into this. How are moves? Hey, and they still come in thick and fast. So let's get into this. Down moves. Can I kick us off? Yeah. With one from Jordan Maiken.
Starting point is 00:10:32 It's definitely an asshole power move. Great. He's suitable for specific situations. I think it's very specific. And I'm not sure if anyone's ever done this, including him. We kind of love these ones. I mean, they do come in from time to time.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Don't they? These power moves where they go, you know, just do that. You know, like if you see a cop and they're about to tease you, you know, quickly grab their gun. That's a better weapon than a tazer. No one's doing that. That's not recommended. And I just don't think that's happened. I'm suspicious of this one. I think it's going to sound real. When walking past an upshot with a friend offered a carry there bag, when passing the donation bin, toss their bag in. It's actually a crackout. It's a process that you can do with a jacket there bag, resulting in loss of all content or attempt to retrieve it,
Starting point is 00:11:25 which gives the impression they're trying to loot from the donation bin. Oh, I'm really like it. I think a jacket would be the perfect thing. Yeah, exactly. Because obviously, like if someone's backpacking there, it's got their keys and their wallet and stuff, like you gotta get that out.
Starting point is 00:11:37 A jacket, you're forcing them to go, well, maybe it was time. Maybe it was time for that jacket. Ah, I really like it. And again, this is an interesting part of me because if you think about it, you've gone to more effort than is required. But it still lands a blow on the target,
Starting point is 00:11:57 comes in from Jade. When emailing somebody in a professional or semi-professional context, so I guess some level of work, but you don't respect that. I can't really think of it as semi professional. I mean, actually, probably all my professional emails are semi professional, but probably just never send a professional email.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Anyway, type their name in, but use the strikeout font, and then underneath write to whom it may concern in normal writing. It will make the person you're referring to feel like they're too unimportant for you to know that. It's not bad. It does, it does go to the end of going, where you've got, I'd read that and go, you've gone to effort. Like you have gone to effort to write my name and then deliberately. It all seems like it's the air of that, that you know that person's not gonna be there much longer or something like that. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah,
Starting point is 00:12:48 I have that at all. Pass this on. This is from Sam Conrican. Lovely. Probably an asshole, Pylee said. Yeah. He goes, only works when you're made is sending a really long message to a friend or girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:13:04 Look over their shoulder and when they're halfway through the message just quickly click set. The reaction is bright so C. Good one. Good one. Because there is always that great moment to when you accidentally do send a message halfway through. Do you either just go dot dot dot and then finish the message? Oh gosh, I'm going to use that now. But you also worry because if you see the three dots come up on your half sent message, sometimes you need to send a hang on. There's more. Like I haven't finished just doing what's that exact. It is great. It's a great panic induicer. Hey, here is one that comes in from Sam, and it's only for you since chess tournaments.
Starting point is 00:13:50 So it's niche, it's niche, but with the Queen's Gambit booming, I know Jack, you're, you know, you're at like level 45 now on online chess. If anyone wants to play me on chess.com, my username is Greg Internet. Why Greg Internet? The inventor of the Internet. What a power move. It was just, I picked it at random years ago for my Reddit. So if anyone wants to contact me on Reddit, also Greg Internet.
Starting point is 00:14:16 Yeah. If you wanted to play me in chess, Greg Internet. I've seen a lot of read one of Jack's chess threads. And then if you like what you read, maybe you play the legend himself, old G-Internet. So in chess tournaments, Jack, you probably wouldn't know this
Starting point is 00:14:36 because this is more about face-to-face analog human chess, human to human. Never played, probably never will. But after the tournament, you have to write down every move you've played throughout the game. Again, Queens, Gambit, Fans, with notes, you remember them all writing down the move. This is where we just have to take Sam's word for it because now it gets technical and I don't know if you're telling the truth.
Starting point is 00:14:58 But you can also, there's an Easter egg apparently when you're writing down your moves in chess. And you can write, in the chess notation world, you can write a question mark to notitate a move as a mistake. Even more forceful than that, a question mark and a exclamation mark means your opponent played a weak move. Oh, right. So naturally putting a question mark and an exclamation mark next to all of your opponents moves creates a devastating power move You just every second move i.e. all your opponents moves and just listed is critically weak Devastating and we thought I honestly thought of the Queen's world I was a huge runner, but I honestly thought I have to Queen's Gambit they're wrong Everything out of chess now. There won't be a Queen's Gambit too.
Starting point is 00:15:48 We've sort of seen all the drama you can see in chess. No, and here we go. The doors wide open for a Queen's Gambit too. The white sort of stuff out there. Having heard this in our busy writing Queen's Gambit, too, exclamation mark question mark. From Flynn Parker, a Horde you Flynn. If your partner, friend or any work colleague asks you for a tissue, instead of handing
Starting point is 00:16:14 it to them, walk up to them, hold it firmly against their nose and say blow. Hey miss showdown was set last week. It's so exciting. Tom joins us back on the line. Oh, do you Tom? Oh, and Mike is here as well. Who's our resident gamer? Oh, how do you, Mike? Good day, everyone. Including you, Mike. Hey, I'm doing who do you mic? G'day everyone. Including Tom. Hey, I'm doing a set the scene from what happened last week. In a nutshell, Tom was nominated by a friend of his that he had a special school that he could hear some music
Starting point is 00:16:54 from Mario Kart and immediately name the track. Mike threw quite a lot of shade on this. In fact, so much shade, we had to get pen lights out to leave the studio, because what was going on in here, claiming that all the tonne I'd done was memorized two songs in, you know, a decade, and he didn't think that was impressive. It then escalated into a, who knows more about Mario Brothers, sort of face off. We know that Mike is a huge aficionado when it comes to both Pokemon and the Nintendo
Starting point is 00:17:27 Mario World. It was decided that if Tom could beat Mike in a general knowledge quiz about the Mario Brothers universe, he would earn himself a coin. Have I got that correct, Mike and Tom? That's correct. Yep. Okay. Can I get a joke?
Starting point is 00:17:44 I don't want it. That's correct. Yep. Okay. Can I get a joke? I don't want it. I thought we were doing it to test if he could do the skill, but I'm happy for the coin to be the result. That was a quiz. It was a mind-free quiz. Yeah, but he's a coins on offer for him. Yeah, yeah, cool.
Starting point is 00:17:57 That's right in mind. You're trying to defend a coin. You're defending the vault. Okay. Now, home, you've got the quiz. I've got the quiz. I thought I had a contact with Nintendo. I can't find their details.
Starting point is 00:18:10 I was gonna get them to do the question. So instead, I have gone deep, deep into the world of Mario. I think I've got some unanswerable questions here. I'll be impressed if you guys can get these. So, should we do it like a penalty shootout and soccer, you know, the Euro's just been on? One for one. So we go one for one and five each, but if it gets to a point where the other one can't win, they win. That works. Yeah, that works pretty well. Okay. So we, uh, quick question, Mike. Um, I'd like to, if we can, off the, off
Starting point is 00:18:41 the top, give a tip of the hat to Tom. Who rattled you during the week? Got one of his friends to rattle you, didn't he? Yeah, Tom got one of his friends to offer me, to offer to donate money to me, and then rattled me by saying that I suck at Mario and I'm gonna lose the quiz. You get sucked in, so you did what to pay tree on or something for your podcast? And then I lips for your Patreon.
Starting point is 00:19:09 I sent him a PayPal link and he said he'll donate me $100. You were thrilled. But afterwards, this is not a joke. The rattle diminished when he told me that he actually said, Tom is very, very uncomfortable about today. And he's still donated $10 to me. So he sent me $10. That's a lot of a rattle back.
Starting point is 00:19:32 That's a lot of a massage. I know what he's feeling and you've got a fight through that. Is he going to feel like an absolute a-hole when you do the rattle? Yeah, that's true. You do need just... Yeah, that's one of your... need just yeah, that's what it is actually one of your one of your most admirable times. I think Andy was just the persistence to Unblinkingly sit through and let down at the end of the rattle knowing that it's serving a greater
Starting point is 00:20:01 Tom I think you definitely rattled Mike don't he's just trying to get a small one back? Were you happy with the rattling? Well, my mate didn't tell me that he ended up donating. My mate just said you rattled Mike. So I was pretty happy with that. He also apologized. It happens. You can't take Mike's word.
Starting point is 00:20:18 Yeah, okay. Let's jump into this now. Mama Mia! It's me, Mario! Tom and Mike. They've picked a game that they agree they both like. But who is stronger in this epic fight? Of who knows Mario?
Starting point is 00:20:34 Is it Tom, or Mike? Tom, or Mike? Let's go. Oh, okay. Hey, Mish. Far away with question one. Who are you gonna give the serve to him? Mike.
Starting point is 00:20:50 Mike, what is Yoshi's real name? Oh, I just did a quiz online and this is one of the answers. Three, two, one. T. Yoshisaurus Rex. No, it is T. Yoshisaurus Rex? No, it is T. Yoshisaurus. Can I get the steal? Of course, sorry, yes. I haven't actually said anything Mike didn't say there,
Starting point is 00:21:11 but you can have the steal, Tom. T. Yoshisaurus, Muncher Soys. Muncher Cooper. Like Muncher Cooper. Yeah, he's got a Muncher Cooper. Oh, I'll give that. T. Yoshisaurus, Muncher Cooper. Okay, one meal up to Tom. Okay, Tom and Mike, which we really
Starting point is 00:21:29 know is not a penalty shoot. That's us. I can't break it. I can't. The goal is asked if he could kick him in. He did his own goal. He's decided not to save his own kick. No, he saved himself. Interesting. Let's keep with, you're the seal or no? You decide. Well, I mean, I just have it as a straight up queen, so.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Jack, let it, there's SteelSkirt remain. SteelSkirt remain. SteelSkirt remain. And when a turner, it's in there, the serve goes to Tom, but the steel's there for Mike. And Mike, if you know him, don't make any noises, because I know you'll know some of these.
Starting point is 00:22:08 So you just... I won't. I won't. But you can yell at, oh, I know this. That's the only thing I'll put me, because I think that's fun for the sport. Okay. Tom, what was the censorship that happened for Bowser and Peach for their victory celebration
Starting point is 00:22:23 from the Japanese version of Mario Kart before it went to the US. So they did something when they won the race. They were celebrating and they had a celebration like animation in the game. It was sensitive. It got sensitive. It got changed. Mike, to make you some noises. change. Mike, are you making some noises? I got no clear so I'm just going to go with the some type of dance. I hope they're not enough in time. Unfortunately, Mike, was it a peace sign? It was not a peace sign. They were drinking champagne and they got changed for the US market. Mike don't go, of course, like you knew. Of course. Of course. If it wasn't peace. Back to Mike. Mike, when Mario arrived on the scene, what was his job? His original job was a cup entirely. He's got to be.
Starting point is 00:23:21 Tommy. Super Mario had originally started out as a sequel to which game? Mario Kart, ummm. Donkey Kong Kart? Mike, you're laughing. Well, that's not a game, so it can't be. Yes, you have the right to snigger. Who would you like to have a crack at the question? I guess something like Nintendo racing.
Starting point is 00:23:53 No, it was a game called F0. Oh, no. Oh, okay, interesting. I would be. I'd do no F0. Yeah, but there wasn't enough memory to make the tracks long enough. So they had to shorten the tracks.
Starting point is 00:24:06 And then when we're doing short tracks, let's have a slower car. So they made it cut. Interesting. OK. So who's this? This is Mike. This is Mike. Mike.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Mike, does Mario have a last name? And if so, what is it? In the live action film, Super Mario Bros. Mario's surname was Mario. So it was Mario Mario. And that is what I would answer for that. And thank you! Are you? Are you answering? I'm going to allow that in.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Mario Mario. And you're correct, in the movies, he does have the name, although the creator, Shigeru, Shigeru Miyamoto claims that officially Mario has no last name. Ooh, so if how are you feeling about that, Jack? It's a bit of a dog question. A dog? Oh, you tell me to go as hard as I could. How are we giving Mike?
Starting point is 00:24:57 I think Mike, would you go against Shigeru Miyamoto? Well, I think the question was vague. Does he have a surname in the live-action movie he does in according to the creator he doesn't? You didn't do that second bit. Yes, you're doing this a bit now. What are you saying, Andy? Give Mike another question, he can't have that one.
Starting point is 00:25:22 Still with Mike. Mike. Yes. The Nintendo Corporation owns the rights and intellectual property to two porn movies that are a spoof, pardon the pun, of the Mario World, starring Ron Jeremy. They bought him in the 90s to ensure that the titles were not distributed as squashed it. Do you know the name of those porn movies? Spoofom are you balls? Sorry everyone.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Your mum will know. That's a question. Tom, do you have the steel? I do know this. It's not a trick question. It's a horny-o brothers. Yes, super horny-o brothers. One and super horny-o brothers. Two.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Oh, no, no, no, no. Well done. You're perfect. No. Right, stop. I'll put on my balls, your brothers. Okay. Back to Tom now.
Starting point is 00:26:23 Oh, wow. He's got a two one lead. Tom, Super Mario Kart was the game that in which character appeared for the last time. So it was the last time this character ever appeared. Super Mario Kart. Super Mario Kart. Was that for Super Nintendo? Thanks, Mike. for Suvin the Intender. Um, face bike.
Starting point is 00:26:46 Ah, a waltz. He's an old character. No, Mike. Look, the only character I could think, well, I don't know, but could it be Donkey Kong Jr? Oh, he's got it. He's got it. Well, then that's not got it. Well then that's not correct though. Well it is actually. Because Donkey Kong Jr. has been in several games including Mario 10-64. Yes, so. No, that was definitely after. Okay, okay, okay, okay, well definitely after Super Mario can't leave the world. So I almost didn't say don't you on junior cuz I
Starting point is 00:27:25 You know you might be you would have gotten wrong That okay was Back you know very well this is BS DS you mean Nintendo DS Wrong false actually pronounced DS Okay, go in my wrong false it's actually pronounced DS okay go and buy my We just have to be happy. How can we trust any of these rules? Or what we need? You even know the porn. You need to quiz master.
Starting point is 00:28:09 The modern first wisdom, some more professionalism. But in testing, as a producer, I've been only stepping in and we go to an hour like, hey, you can't talk to the... You can't talk to Larry M to like that. I understand. You're Larry M. Sorry. Mike, you cannot talk to Larry M to like that. I understand. Yeah. So you're looking at it. You're Larry M. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:28:26 You're Mike. You cannot talk to Larry like that. He said a long day. Yesterday 10 or 25 of these. He's in one city. Might look fun, but it's back to the living hell for him. So he's at a tiny green room. A kin to a meat-mid-priced caravan.
Starting point is 00:28:44 And he's doing the morning show on top of this. He's there. He's there. He's there. He's there. And he's there. Handsome man in stage makeup, a single tear rolling down his face, gives it a pat, has some clear eyes, two red balls he's back on.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Exactly. Mike, you can't talk to Larry like. Okay. Scores a level. Right, so this is Tom to the line. This is, I'm running out of questions So this is I think it's back to Mike, isn't it? Why don't we make it a buzz in for the for the win? Okay. Oh come on. Okay, buzz in for the win
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Starting point is 00:30:00 appear as boss fights in which game? Mike. Mike. Super Mario 64. On the nippers. That is incorrect. and Wiggler appear as boss fights in which game? Mike? Mike? Super Mario 64. That is incorrect. Incorrect, which gives Tom the chance here. What game did King Bob-omb and Wiggler appear in his boss fights?
Starting point is 00:30:16 Oh. Ah. I know. Maybe I'll get it. I know. I know I know I know you all get it. I know I know I know when Super Mario Odyssey Mike Super Mario Galaxy's one and two false and false No one's getting anything that's it you can't say you like Mario Tom. You're no good either.
Starting point is 00:30:45 And Chris is here. If I may protest, you did give a point to Mike for telling me like he said you got the answer wrong. Hey Tom. You can't do anything to you. Tom, you're not protesting. And it gets what? All right.
Starting point is 00:31:04 It's a final question. Murray, all the way to you. And what? Berlake Tom, thanks for joining us. It was Murray or Kurt DS mission mode, you idiot. Sorry. Oh! Oh!
Starting point is 00:31:16 Oh! Blakey! Hey, I'm Toul Terrier update. Riff repairs a plenty at Andy's house. Beck got home the other day from walking the dog. When you say walking, it just doesn't really, it just does what it wants and Beck ends up picking it up and she had to leave the groceries on the... But you'll leave him.
Starting point is 00:31:44 She left him at a cafe and said, I've got to come back. I'm sorry. This dog's just not really helping me out. Give a time, and a, because I know it's not fully grown yet. Although it isn't, and the height at the moment is sub record breaking. But getting a lot of feedback for it's not tall enough. And then to rub inside a dreudry for Beck as she was carrying the dog back, a tradesman drove past the wet.
Starting point is 00:32:11 Too small. From now on. I'm going to car heck with the other day. Completely unrelated. Just remember that now. Sorry. Permission to be it for 30 seconds. I went for a walk. Like, so this is doing Sydney lockdown, balls, right? I went for legitimate exercise, a walk, but in
Starting point is 00:32:36 an area where you can be rid of, which attracted somebody to cure for exercise, walking along Bondi, right? Long the cliff, but it was a cold day. It wasn't one of those hot days you've seen. It was a lumped out rip alongside five other people. You're not at the outside gym walking along just in tracks, your pants and a jacket without a mate with her, who was also walking in the same area, completely allowed you can exercise with one other person. We get to the end of the walk and we go,
Starting point is 00:33:01 I feel like an ice cream, which is not unlike with her. I said, I look, it's not a great image, like you know, we these locked in, but the ice cream shop at the end of the walk and we go, I feel like an ice cream, which is not unlike with it. I said, I look, it's not a great image. Like, you know, we lose lockdown. But the ice cream shop at the end is open. Cafe's are open, the ice cream shop's so portable business. So we've got to support the kids at portable business. I went, look, I feel like an ice cream too. Where's the law that says just because it's locked in,
Starting point is 00:33:19 you've got to be sad ice cream to a nice thing to have. Look, you know, we've got masks. We can go in, we do everything right. He's ordering his ice cream to a nice thing to have. Look, we've got masks. We can go in, we do everything right. He's ordering his ice cream. I was still a bit like, the news crews are loving hanging around Bondo just going, look at what's going on down here. Now, one man alone on a street eating an ice cream is not a COVID risk. It's just not a great look. Yes, you know what I mean. Anyway, so I'm like, I'm going to eat mine fast next to the bed. So I'm gobbling away, quite fast.
Starting point is 00:33:46 Try, like, you know, trade, eat rice, so I can't like a yut. Couple of guys in it. As it's zooming past, the guy yells, ice cream's not essential for that eat. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha And when you get when you get the heckled as a grown man and to him it looked like I was by myself too because and you were going so fast and I'm just like it's like a medicinal need to wolf his eyes green. Right.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Got me got me and I've since done the walk and I see the ice cream chub and I felt like an ice cream again but I'm scarred. I know. It just feels like a social no-no. Anyway, so it can be, it can get like a fast, a yut heckle can get you. Yep, cut your date. So she's got done by two small dogs. Two small dogs, two small from there.
Starting point is 00:34:35 Both sides related heckles. Yes. So obviously give it time, she's young and you know, she'll be like, come out full size. No, exactly. She'll be like one of those. What are they called, Tom Tom's in Star Wars? Those big, you share long animals.
Starting point is 00:34:53 Yeah, yeah. I hope, you know. Hey, we're starting puppy school. You've probably been, do you do, do you do puppy school? We did the puppy school, yeah. So, did yours start with like every one for bet? Everyone's in a in a circle. It's like a bit like an AA meeting. Yeah. And then they say, tell us how your dog's gone this week.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Yeah, the pubb school's a weird. I mean, Amy's on the padden. It goes any slip ups, you know, and so like you've kind of got to talk about it's shamed. Shamed? Like it does feel a little bit like a, you know. I see you grow man-eating and I scrape it from the- Oh, no. Jack, did you feel this? I still can't help but feel a little bit annoyed when the other dogs are better than yesterday.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Are you getting getting it? I think you would probably care not that much about the dog's behavior. No. But the competitiveness is where you will where you want this dog to be basically a bombs-kniffing dog in terms of obedience. I bet you did commands before it was that week in puppy school. Oh, absolutely.
Starting point is 00:35:56 You're ahead of the class. I've been going from day to night. But when there's other dogs that are better, right? Yeah. And then you hear me go, how old, how old, so what's your dog, you know? And then they'll go, you know, 14 weeks, oh yeah, right, Henry's 11. Well, it just have to qualify at the whole time.
Starting point is 00:36:15 But it's like when you get kids, like when you get kids, and it's like a third birthday, and someone comes to, you know, you're the kids third or fourth birthday and goes, oh, you know, you made a card. Like, oh, this is from Rose. This is the card we made. And you're like, she says a pretty good hand, right?
Starting point is 00:36:29 Like, and Rose did any help from, any help from like Charlie or older brother? No, she just did it all herself, really? Yeah, perfectly formed us. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, obviously, they also say to us be liberal with treats. You do anything give a treat, right?
Starting point is 00:36:48 But we always have one take away from puppies call. And this week was puppies like mill times to be a game. Did they say this to you? No. What is it? Is that some sort of like, because in the wild they were wolves? Yeah, and that's scavenging or whatever it might be. So put the food inside a puzzle that they have to work out.
Starting point is 00:37:08 I have heard of the puzzles. What do you mean a puzzle? Every time something like this comes up, I just keep thinking of you, and if we put lunch into some kind of puzzle, I'd get it. I'd get it. When you crack these sheets,
Starting point is 00:37:21 when you couldn't open the guillo's a pack one day. Sometimes it is in a puzzle and it's an accidental puzzle. I'd get it. When you crack these shits, when you couldn't open the guillo's a back one day. Sometimes it is in a puzzle and it's an accidental puzzle. But apparently you meant to put these things in a puzzle and they like. I don't understand the puzzle. Love working it out. Like they love. So you're meant to sit there and go, okay, there's a sausage hanging from the roof, but
Starting point is 00:37:41 if it's if simple side and met a poem, go to the fair and he adds, it's like, so they've, they have, they, and maybe they'd do to try and sell us these things, but they have they, all they sell the puzzles. Yeah, dishes and so on. There we go. That like, you know, you put the food in different compartments and they have to lift up a certain compartment and then swivel it to get to the food. And apparently they love it. What does that mimic from the real world? They've seen you coming in absolute mile away. Exactly. How many other things do they try and sell you at dog school?
Starting point is 00:38:11 Oh, look, to be fair, I don't know whether they're getting kicked back so they always go and go to Kmart and get these things. It seems like they're trying to sell the stuff but they're not ever selling stuff at the school. Okay. But it just seems a bit scammy to me. Yeah, I know what I worry.
Starting point is 00:38:26 Yeah, I was like, I was getting ready for the end where they come out with all these things. But no, the whole trick they've got over you is this is what your dog wants. Yep. And you can never ask what your dog wants. You don't know. You don't know what you'll never know. No, because that's that's really if they ever invent the helmet where the dog can speak English, it could undo the whole industry. Yeah, there's still work at it. And if they had it, if I had a helmet on which had my thoughts going to the whole group, that would also be a problem.
Starting point is 00:38:58 So who's the best dog in the class? If Henry's not the best, what's the name of the best dog? Oh God, mate. Because what amazes me when I because we live near a dog park. What you've remind me to do is remember the other other dogs. Yeah, because we live near a dog. Murray, I think, is the best one. Really, but she's it, but they also it's not the same race. Anyone got my dog name yet? Anyone got dog Stevens?
Starting point is 00:39:22 When the day comes, they bring in a kelp or a very smart, the obedient breed. A brilliant breed. Like a poodles never been a kelp. No, exactly. And so they're, you know, Murray's cat, he's a kelp. Sossage dogs are meant to be very smart. Is that true? I heard that the other day.
Starting point is 00:39:39 That's Sossage dogs. They, someone said a Sossage dog could be an effective bomb-stiffing dog. Really? Like they could use them, but they're... They know it'll take them seriously. If we... Yeah, they look silly. And... But if it wasn't for their legs, like they're just not fast enough and agile enough,
Starting point is 00:39:54 but they're... They can only use the bomb if it gets tough. Yeah, like they're like... Really? Their detection abilities is as good as any other dog. Well, I think they're bagels. Like... Fung-sneedogs, bagels.
Starting point is 00:40:04 They're fruit dogs and that stuff. You see, like bloodhounds. Socij dogs also have bad backs, eventually. Of course they do. Of course they do. They were bred for our amusement. At giant cost to their sponsor.
Starting point is 00:40:17 Yeah, exactly. I mean, they were then in developing the wild. No, no, no, we've been doing long dogs. No wild Chilean sausage dogs or churritos, I don't know. Hey guys, Mike here from the Hey Mission Andy team. It is the end of another main Hey Mission Andy podcast, but there is plenty more Hey Mission Andy content for you to listen to. Just type in Hey Mission and Andy's Remembring project.
Starting point is 00:40:47 We are nearly at the end of season 2 now, but season 1 is all there to binge if you haven't listened to it already. And this week on the Remembring project, while we like to celebrate Andy's birthday every day, on the actual day there was a special Andy Fest organized, but it required the boys to get there first. 2017, you birthday, we could be leading up to an undeniable amazing stuff. I'd done a poll dance for you dressed as Coliseum from Game of Thrones. We've really gone all out.
Starting point is 00:41:18 Gone all out. And then at the, we had Andy Fest. Remember we had people came down to Federation Square in Melbourne and I rode, we rode Harley Davidson. Harley Davidson's there at the end of the show. I mean, we did that live, which was silly and then we both were on the phone. No, we rode our bikes.
Starting point is 00:41:37 Didn't we ride bikes down there? Cause I think we rode Harley's to the Woffed. Yeah, the Harley's with the Woffed. The Harley's with the Woffed. Yeah, so we rode city bikes. Yeah. We rode city bikes along the Yara. And you's with a waft. The Harley's with a road. Yeah, so we rode city bikes. Yeah. We rode city bikes along the Yara. And you didn't make it in time, so you had to be dialed into the into the panel to talk on the phone. You know what, with that one, this is going
Starting point is 00:41:54 to be boring and technical, but we thought we didn't think it through. We're on city bikes. We're going to do one break and we had our our our our wires free wives free in our ears to chat, but we're riding alongside each other on our way through the city and having both microphones are both phone lines up, this created a huge loop. So we ended up trying to ride further away from each other.
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