Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 144

Episode Date: August 11, 2021

1. Scam Watch 2. Movie scores – special skill 3. Digital shitbirds update 4. Upset Andy 5. Hitting the cricket nets 

A list-knop production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. 1! Hi everybody! Hi Swee! We were a tug of war team, a hoi to my anchor man, Hamish. And a hoi to my gatherer! A hoi! What is the gatherer do?

The end of the front. I think it's the snack the ending. It gets the snack. It's $5 on everyone to make sure that people have plenty of refreshments when the tug of war is over. You take the strain at the front, you make sure it's tight, mate, you gather that. I'll be in the middle, not being judged.

Still weather up, doing any things. And you've been in a nice and vocal screaming at the beam of iron to pull, whilst all the while protecting the calluses. Yes. Hoy also to Jaden from Australia. Hoi Lads, it's Jaden from Brisbane here. Andy would have just told you that though.

It almost makes me chuckle away. He was a bit more stuff. Just a bit more stuff. Just a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff.

I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a bit more stuff. I'm a off work for six weeks. Just work on my very first daughter into the world, to be honest, my wife did most of the work, but anyway. Look, listening to the podcast at home with her,

Jack, you seem to have a bit of a magic touch because whenever your voice seems to come on, she just goes right to sleep. Maybe a lack of gusto, but I'll leave that with you guys in this guest anyway. I'll give you a dollar, I'll see you later. Ah! There you go, Jack. I don't think that's a like a chest I think that's a I've got a soothing voice obviously for toddlers or young people and they're born to sleep no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no not my experience with two children. I'm going to go across the river to the professional level. Seven years, for I was parenting, goes with the players.

Seven years into the journey, 11 years cumulative. If you own together, I do, generally, their favorite things, jee-gum up. And it's often when, Zoe and I turn the gusto in the house right down. Yeah, that's one downtown, and that is sleeping as for the kids. Not our words, the words of Jaden from Australia.

I will say though, didn't he say he's wife though, falls asleep or was it his kid? No, he's kid, he's kiddin'. Okay, there we go. I thought we'd miss her, but I still wanted to play stacks on. You wanted control of the start of episode 146. For security reasons. Guys, I actually, I mean, Fortress Blake is being possibly assaulted from several flanks

here, potentially people flasing me. Now I willingly get flased within pulse purchases all the time. You know you're leaving yourself wide open. That's two people. Not sending stuff or sending subpar stuff. That's a're leaving yourself wide open. That's two people. Not sending stuff or sending subpar stuff. That's a flank I'm aware of. Yeah. And I mean the latest one. Sorry, this is off topic, but there's one keeps coming up in my feed. The goggles with the digital readout and then the head up display. Have you seen this Jack? I didn't think Google made Google glasses

like 10 years ago. Yeah, that's Google glasses, they make these are goggles that give you a digital readout of like how fast you're going. When you walk, no goggles, when you're swimming. Oh, I suppose you could wear it when you're walking, but it just give you one long lap for your walk to work. They give it inside up to display like a fire pilot. Really? That was someone now, Jack, can attest to this. Someone that struggles to swim a hundred,

a hundred unbroken. I don't know if the tech is the there's the weakest point of my game. So I know that yet I still feel that maybe if I increase my tech I could become a better swimmer. It could be the thing that gets us back in the pool. Yeah. or it just comes up as, let us know when you swim. I know, I actually have some answers for it. It's actually probably the worst thing I could put in front of my eyes. Like, undetectable pace. Because, you know, if you're on the treadmill and stuff, then is that psychological thing going to be like,

I stopped holding it under the road. Main road detected. You're kids, kids pulled depth, detected. There's that thing we like if you're in a tremor, you're like, okay, you know, I've even done a lot of tremor running. I've done enough in my time to know the first kilometer.

You're like, oh God, I'm not feeling good, but it's not even one kilometer yet. There's something psychological about going and now it's one point something. Well, at least I'm past that. I feel with the lap timer watching, being on my zero flat, for what would feel like an eternity for these?

Actually, no, I've not worked enough. No one has exercised as it to me. Like, you know, I can ride a bike for a long time. Very long time. You can ride, I haven't even a marathon on a row, and I can end a row. It's incredible.

But I have an endurance work, but nothing, the pool is like an unbelievable time warp when I get in the force drug scene. My brain is going, okay, we've done, this is done, we don't. It's like someone running through the banner at the Saturday AFL, then hands on their knees and yelling to the coach, well, how long? How long? Sorry, they haven't started. Yeah. Anyway, back to scams. Okay, scams. The goggles will fleece me, but I'm aware of that.

They probably will get me. I found some of the other day, and I bought this for the kids and the family, and it's, it's, it's, it's, it comes with a good message, like there's an eco message to this. It's a company that sells bracelets, right? You can have a shark, a polar bear, an elephant, a turtle, or whatever. Can't remember the name of them.

And I don't, there is, I know there's a few people that do this. So the name comes, let's call them like eco bracelets, or whatever. And you buy it, you buy the shark one, and you get the bracelet, but you also get a certificate that you can QR scan, and it specifically tells you where your shark is.

So you get your own shark and it's tagged in the wild. It's tagged in the wild. And you can learn facts about it. And you can enjoy seeing, it's migratory patterns, or maybe it's off Costa Rica or something. And you're like, that's, you know, there's my shark. There's James the Shark. Yeah.

Now, I read, I was like, that's what a great thing. Like, let's all get one in the family. We can all pick our animal. I got all four different animals. Then I start going, but hang on a sec. How do you know you, like, how do you know your sharks out there? Yeah. They could just send you a beacon, the Pacific Ocean.

There's absolutely no way you could check if this shark is out there. Yeah. And then I was like, oh, maybe is this a scam? Like, is this a pretty easy scam to run? So I googled the name of who I bought from. Let's call me a copricle, but it's not then. And scam. And it comes up on their website. It comes up under the FAQs going, are we scared? Oh, it's their number one.

Not an ask question. Are we scared? And you're pleased to know the answer is no. No. That's a relief. No, we're not scared. And I'm glad you're right. Phew. Yeah, that's dodgeable. They're glad I said like, we're not a scam. And... I'm glad you're right. A few, few, those dodge-double there.

Glad I said that. We're not a scam. We get it a lot. And there are others like us, very scamby, who are for exactly the same thing, but they're not actually linked to a shark or a polar bear like we are. Those guys are scams. We're not scams. Just to be clear, us, we're not scams. Just to be clear, us, not scams, them, high scams.

Anyway, the Brazers haven't come yet, but I fear. Yes. You know, if you're saying went, promise you I'm not a scam. I'm not a scam. I'm not a scam. I gave you a kind of an internet wink, didn't I? There's the wink emoji of.

Anyway, so that's possibly money, Dandran. How's this one though? This is my main scam watch. You'd have a checkbook, wouldn't you, Andy? I do. We've got one for the company. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Never touched it personally. No, but you make a purchase by check. You and I together. This people that listen to show for a long, long time would remember the Muhammad Ali Pust. Yes. We not to go into the whole story but we put it off a friend, a son Muhammad Ali poster and to annoy him, we have bought it with a check. That's really company. So you'd have checked, you have several checkbooks with you. I've got a couple,

we have. VV nice. But they have sat there for years now. I think it's gone, checkbooks are gone, but it used to be you required a while for a while. So I've never had any interest in checks. And I find them hilarious. I mean, I find them very medieval. Doesn't it feel like, you know, hey, if the squiggle be here, pay this man, 10 gold pieces.

For people who've gone to Namiya or New Caledonia, they only do checks. Wow. So they back the wrong horse. It was the strangest thing because you go like I was at the bar and the guys like, I'll grab three whiskey's two bourbons and a beer. And they pulled out this wallet like a long out and just wrote a check for us and used it for our round of drinks. It's only checks here.

Why? Why? But that's all the money systems in Quebec. Even that like ancient idea of like a giant stone statue being like, you know, there's value in this. That's a better system than checks. Anyway, I get a call the other day from the cops. Ooh.

Turns out I did used to own a checkbook. I vaguely remember this thing floating around from an old, old account. Okay. Right? I do remember it floating around in our house before we moved house about six months ago. I guess I must have thrown it out in the clean up.

Somehow someone's found it. Wow, and they've sat on it. And then they've gone, I just arrived myself a little check. Yeah. And they've had a go. They've had a crack. Do the cops tell you what they've gone for?

Yes, so I think what's happened they've invented a company. And then they've written a check from, so I think what's having they've invented a company. Yep. And then they've written a check from me, actually the company, and gone. Yep. And they actually went to one of those check clearing places. The people that like will just like clear your check now. Yep.

Surely those people though, can you clear your check now places? Surely they know of these people who come again. And this guy. They know what this guy's up to. The guy that ran the clear check now, though. So he's the one that blew the whistle. Really?

Do you this doesn't look right? Yeah. He went, isn't that English from English and Andy? It went, it just doesn't add up. Unlucky for the crook that's had a go at this. It's found my checkbook in. I don't know. Was we in the tip?

Yeah. Like the only thing I think of is like, someone's gone down to the tip to just go, let's see if we can find a hard drive with Bitcoin on it. Or a checkbook if anyone's dumb enough to throw one out. Unlike you this guy, the check bounce because there's no money in there. Yeah, and he I think he was still a total account though. It exists. The account is open because it never could be bother closing it. So the bank disowned the check, but then the guy said I think this is a bit dodgy and told the police.

And then the police around to this guy and says, did you write a check for $9,000? I mean, I don't think I've ever written a check. And I didn't know that I had a checkbook. I kind of do. And I think I threw it out about a year ago. And I think this guy's, you know, with the greatest respect, well, I mean,

as much respect as you're gonna give a criminal. Okay. Is it Tiprat? He's down on the tip.. And this tip, this, this guy's been tipping. Yeah. And he's found that, he's found the checkbook. I wonder if you have to show ID at those places to that. Yeah. Well, I don't think you do because he's going, hey, Miss Gaby, this check. And of course, of course, you wouldn't. I mean, it's going to be faith in the check system again, like it, it bought it back. No, Namiya have it right. Maybe Namiya have it correct.

Maybe I buy these goggles with a check. Hey, and we love people filling out the VIP, the very important podcasters form at heinishnadi.com. One of the things they have to fill out is whether they have a special skill. They're the ones that go peak our interest and we get them on to amaze the listeners. James Hample did that. How do you James? How are you boys? How are we? Your special skill has listed at HamishName.com. If you play five seconds of the score, brackets music, so he was using musical film lingo.

Flashing already. Yeah, flaking. From any Hollywood film, I can name the movie slash franchise. That is massive. Five seconds. It's a big one. Massive. So first of all, it means that you'd have to be across every film.

That's what that would be. So everything else. I guess it's a thing I'm playing the number here. I think I know enough film scores, even if I haven't seen the film. Wow. So you win the game? Are you in, quote, the game, end quote? No, no, not at all. I mean, I did a bit of film scoring when I was younger, but then I didn't be called, I was going to law school and that sucks.

Yeah. So you would be sitting in court with like famous, like John Grishon movie scores in your head to pass the time. Oh, yes, absolutely, of course. I've got it, I've got it in one. James, if you're ready to play, we've got five different films, bits of music. You'll have to get four out of five for a coin that fair him. Yeah, that's fair. I mean, we played this earlier.

And what you realise is there's always one movie where someone goes, that's not very popular, is it that movie? And then if you haven't seen it, you think a movie is not popular. If you have seen it, you think it's very popular. So really, I think 4 out of 5 is fair, because we want a high percentage, but there's going to be one in there

that he's probably doesn't ever shot at. Yeah, I agree. Hey, if you're ready, should we jump into this? Let's do it. Come on James, come on James. If you know the music, you just have to choose it. From the film, it came. Come on James, come on James.

You act kind of shady. Don't call me baby. Oh, no. Just put your own little bit on the ending. Just reverted back into the song. But you're not acting shady, James. Yet. Not cause you baby yet.

If you, James, not begun. We hope that you're not holding up Shazam or something to pick the film score, which would be very difficult. But that would be the kind of shady behaviour that Hamish would be alluring to. And then when I say extra Adlib, and I, how you been, are you doing Shazam there and then James would say, baby, come on. And so you would be directing a shady and call me baby. Okay, we're starting off with a softball. If you don't get this, we're hanging out. God help you. Oh, that's Indiana Jones.

It is. It is. Actually, Raiders of the Lost. No, that's exactly right. It was actually the live Melbourne Symphony Orchestra. We just need to score. Okay, you won. One, three to go go to get the coin for

for total glory. That's our monsters, Inc. Oh, wow. That's very good. Wow. Wow. Wow. Who did the music for that, James?

Would you know that? That's the top of the head. Branding human, I think. Always, yeah. Yeah, that is incredible. Well done, James. All right. We have a player.

This guy knows he scores. We didn't get that at all. None of us in the office got that one. And I watched Monsters University on the weekend. Yeah. OK, good luck. Third one. Oh, I think it's a Han Zimmer score, but from quite a while ago, because I on the money

with the Han Zimmer score school. You won't. No. Nor was it Hans Momen from the I am going to have to have a punt and Oh, I just know it's not glad he had a bone. He's gonna say gladiator. What part of gladiator you're reckon that we do? I don't know.

The more like, the more like, I don't know. Where they go. Shopping. It's the Truman Show. Oh, but, you know, we got that one. That was when we got it. Oh, you did.

So we thought that might have been a softable proof that some people are into some people. We recognise other things. Okay, again though, and I don't think Russell Crowe's marching into the Coliseum, well maybe is this picture that one? Let's play that one again. Waving at his neighbours. He's got a little rolling bag. This is when Russell Crowe sailed the boat out of the Colosseum and he realised it didn't

go on forever. OK. The mood's changed. No more life lines. Because you cannot get another one wrong? Are you ready? Yes. Good luck.

Yes. Good luck. Oh, it's hard to take up over the phone. I can give it to you one more time. Just for phone-related things. Think it's interstellar. He's got it. He has got it. And who did, who was, who was the scorer on that? That's Hanzimmer.

That is Hanzimmer. That is Hanzimmer. That is Hanzimmer. Hanzimmer, right? Okay. Is he Hanz? All right. It comes down to this.

All or nothing for a one coin coin. Otherwise, it'll be a token of no value. But you've got so close, OK. You've done exceptionally well. Let's get it from here. I don't feel like they're all playing in time. I sound like a kind of a war movie I'm going to say, or even an American war film. Americans have a wall kind of style. It's got like that tin whistley, yeah. If I gave you the composer would that give it away? I think we can give in the composer either. Yeah. Michael, Gia, no. So it's more recent.

Oh, he's on, he's on, he's on the blood hand has the scent. Oh, why would J.A.C.E.N.A.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E.E. I know, all I can think of is... All I can think of is... I know he did a very good stuff that. All I think of is art, but it's not the recognizeable part of art, but I think that's the only other... I can think of his art. It is not art. You said it was a war film.

It was JoJo Rabbit. Oh, I watched that like two weeks ago. Not with your ears on. You're watching it with the sound on, I mean. You respect your chinos working it. Oh, that's tough. Unlike you clearly have a skill that is better than any of us. You're in the game.

You've got yourself, but I'm going to... Is this wrong, him? I want to attribute a little bit of value to this one. I send it out. The token of value. You know what? That's just as a one-off to it. We'll never mention it again.

But let's, we're sending out a token of no value. But we're actually putting a little bit of value in here. You were so good. I appreciate it. So, it's going to feel a bit different when you open the package. It's gonna feel heavier. But just keep your calm and act natural to those around you. Okay, well done.

Thanks for taking care of it. I am time for an update on this. Thunder Castle is up. Yeah. He's made more money than it's cost us to put her in races, which is nice. Oh, sorry. Yes, then it's cost us to put her in races, but not more than it's cost us to buy her. No, definitely not. No, definitely not.

It's of course our digital race horse. Yes. This is our kind of step after the failing dish really with Bitcoin, we're reticent to set back into Bitcoin territory, but this we did want to dabble in digital currencies of away. We wanted to be at the forefront

of something related to crypto. So we chose digital horse racing, which is where you can buy a horse with Ethereum, which we so far have had no problems with. Yes. We've actually never had a successful encounter with Bitcoin, but Ethereum, which is another digital currency, so far no problems with Ethereum. We big fans of Ethereum, but yes, several wobbles with BTC. Yes. Our Christian joins us now, Duffy, as he's better named. Duffy, how are you bud? Our trainer. You're on good. How are you going guys? Fantastic, but how many races would

you monitor a day? A couple hundred on a proper race. It depends, it depends obviously what's happening in terms of the race schedule and how quickly you can get your horse from entering the race to actually running the race. We're down to about two hours at the moment. So you can get a couple of hundred in a day, quite easily. How many horses are there in the stable? I mean, I know we're the main priority. But in your world, how many are you training?

How many are you racing? Just mine and yours, that's it. They're the only tables that I look after. And how many horses are in both of ours together? About 300. To go in the wild. And you would be the majority of that. Give or take.

Well, you've got some good news right here. be the majority of that. Give or take. Well, you've got some good news right here. You text me individually, but you want to share it with everybody? I do. So, since we last broke, we've got a couple more offspring. Thundercastle has been very busy over the past few years. She's amazing. She is a real, I think she's a real role horse for working mums everywhere.

She's a single mum because I assume none of the stallions stick around to help raise these foals. No, absolutely not. No, so she's a single mum. She's, how many children she had now? Four. Four, four, four. And how many races is she in a day? She, well, I've actually not been racing her for a couple of reasons, which we can go into if you like. I've just got four kids. I've been focusing on breeding, yeah, that's right.

The fight is on breeding, yeah. Is it possible in the digital horse world? Because of course, you know, that's the beauty of these being not actual mammals. Can you have a kid and be on the track that afternoon? Yes. Wow. Wow.

I don't know. Wow. The digital horse body is an amazing thing. So we've got two new horses. You're going to add and they're bred from our Thunder Castle, which is our genesis horse. Yeah, and to the originals. For the tactic, just a refresher people, we wanted an amazing horse. That's Thunder Castle. And we wanted a bunch of shitbirds. We bought it in shitbirds, yeah? No, so what we're doing is there's going to be probably one last drop before all of the Genesis horses are completely sold out. I have been keeping my eye on the secondary market, but they are very expensive in comparison to what we can get them for in the drop. Okay, yeah.

So I've been focusing on breeding, getting some other horses, having fresh meat to play around with, and just keeping some Ethereum, while a lot of Ethereum there for when that drop happens. And then we can ideally go and get another decent horse out of that. And then that'll really expand the stable quite quickly. So we were actually sort of abandoning the shipbird strategy a little bit. We're not going to buy them, but we're not going to buy any shipbirds. We may. We breed them.

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We've got a pink coat and a grey coat. So probably grey, grey gray. It's a bit more squirrely, doesn't it? Yeah, yeah. It's just was the first great fake name on the show. If you really had, there was a period there when no one wrote to the show. It was probably about six years ago. Yeah. No one wrote to the show under there, real name. Yeah.

We had played it across one. Tons of emails coming in. It just became a thing to never write in under anyone's name. And I think it all kicked off with all squirrels. All squirrels. I've always had a soft spot for Earl Squirrelson. So the great Colton Earl Squirrelson, Jack, what are you thinking? Oh, another theme of the show or something on the show is me.

So I thought maybe we could call it Jack Post. Oh! LAUGHTER Oh, wow. I mean, from Goverma Hobby, you tied down to to now having your friends in and of the other. I love this because it gives us two options. We're going to find out how not many horses go well, do they?

So Jack, you're going the one and a million that this thing comes through. Oh, well. You can't barrack against your own horse in your own state. I would have to against it, but what's going to happen is we're either going to have the situation where Jack Post makes us a lot of money, which I think is even more unlikely in the real life than the horse winning, or Jack Post costs us a fortune. We had high hopes, but it turns out Jack has let us down. Are you happy with those two names?

Are they both be able to be put in? I think it's perfect, and I think thatth hole will be perfect for Jack Post as well. Happy with that. Yeah. Just to warn you though, Jack Post might and rock up. And also mid race might just kind of fade out and not pay attention. There could be some drifts off. Jack Post, the horse might also ask for, you know,

say you put him in a race where it's a $10 cover charge for every horse to go in. It will ask for free admission. I think it's some sponsors along the way. That horse might get the sponsorship or some free, you know, rugs or ores. That means it's a character. Chris, can I ask, can you take special care of Jack Post?

I can do that, mate. Thanks, Gordon. He'll get the best carrots of the bunch. Brilliant. We've probably got two carrot sponsors. Shall we give you a few weeks? Let's go, wait, maybe three weeks. Run those four.

Into the ground. And let's see at the end where Jack posts sits amongst the others. I love it, buddy. Thanks so much. Awesome. See you later. Thanks, too. And it is about that time of our favourite by to try a weekly event where we try to tip the cornered axis of your universe on its head with a band of fast and loose mungrels. Who like to upset you?

Let's do it. They are mungrels. Ha ha ha. Everything is neat and practical because that's the way he likes it. A wonderful wasn't. Upset Andy. And some wonderful submissions fly in every week.

By your own. We go home to submissions, that produces hit back the ones that we feel. Well, they feel well upset you the most. First cab of the rank, Sarah. How are you? Oh, how are you, Sarah? Oh, how are you, boys?

Oh, I say what have you got to upset Andy? OK, how are you? Oh, why do you say a hoi boys? A hoi say what have you got to my upset Andy? Okay, so basically in my kitchen, the way it's set out is that the microwave sits above the oven and they both display the time. So for as long as I can remember, they've both been about two minutes off each other. So one of them has like say like one o'clock,'all the one will be one or two and just never changed it Even if like those daylight savings will change the hour, but who has time to change the minutes? No, you never change minutes. It's I'm gonna bring up something that again highlights the lost touchness from me But I do have two ovens you do and another clock and another clock

It's important. You must be very nice But the two ovens have to be exactly the same. It ignores me so much if they're not. Do you use someone counting down? Do you count down? I don't know. You count to 60 to change the time. No, I hold them both the same time. I know how to reset them both at the same time.

So I know how you have to use a foot. No. OK, and I had a resentment both at the same time. So I know it's hard for me. Have you had to use a foot? No. Okay, and I will have for the afternoon. I would love to walk in on you. I've been sitting there standing by, bang, I'm gonna sing to your phone. It sings to your phone. Well, I think it's like I look at the iPhone

and go, okay, coming up to 110. So you said it off your phone exactly as well. So your phone will be the same time. Yes, well, that's real time. That's where we look for real time. No, no, that's maniacal. That's serial killer stuff. That's the real, what's the point of it?

That's if you look. No, but not that you don't, you don't, do you click it when it clicks over on the iPhone? Yes. It's too much. It's too much. It's too much. It's not even now Not even NASA runs.

We're not, we're not, as the time I can't believe it's here. Never been seconds like. I mean, not even NASA runs stuff that precisely. They are just like, near, near enough. Was it say on the shuttle? It's called pass one here. Yeah, it was 118. It's machine controls.

Thank you, Sarah. That would have been a heck of a, very good, Meg. Meg, who are you? A white boy. What's going on, Meg? What annoyed me. Very good, Meg. Meg, who are you? Oh, hi, boy. What's going on, Hoi Meg? What have you got to upset, Andy? I have a bottle of Vita gummies that I keep in my car and every morning when I get in,

I take one on my way to work. What's a Vita gummies? I think this is a multi-vitamin in a gummy? Yeah, it's like a gummy multivitamin. Okay. Recently on an unexpectedly hot day, my gummies melted together and they have now formed one giant gummy. Instead of throwing out the bottle and getting a new one, I open the bottle, take out the giant gummy, take

a bite and put it back. The whole thing would have the same vitamin density as the individual. The same vitamins and that, how big a vitamin has. Not necessarily. I mean, if it went down to liquid form, would there be a heavier, like, with the bottom of the vitamin, or lion? I just take a different bite from a different area of the gummy each day. So over the week, you're getting the good, getting a nice balance. I'm nourished.

And you would have the great thing about when they were back in their original gummy form, you would have got used to the weight. You would have practiced on the servings. Now I bet you're biting within the grand of the serving size. I like to think that my bite size is the same as the serving size. I don't mind. Because I don't like waste. So the idea of throwing out the bottle would have,

would have an orbit. Yeah, it's. I think it's a wonderful system that you've got. I mean, Andy as well, I can say from experience here. Andy is not also, he's not as, not unacustom to taking a varying dose of multivitamines. When we were doing travel shows, very fast and well not that fast and he always had a multivitamin on him, which I thought was very ordered, when

we go on travel shows. But then Anna would sometimes go, geez I'm feeling a bit of a tickle in the throat. What should I take? And I would go, Dr. Hase knows, you're sleeping okay, take three multivitamin. I would not. If you're feeling under the way they triple the dose. Yeah, sometimes it's many as five. And then sometimes Andy be like, you know, Marl, my joints are a bit stiff on my back's a bit so it's like,

I'd stick to one multivitamin, that's not the issue here. Hey, you've got no problems with doubling down, tripling down and quadrupling down. The one thing that made me really come back to my dad always taught me was just overloading on like in the end I got antibiotics as a kid, he got double the first. He was like, dad's whole thing was always double the first dose to get the germs on the back for like shock and awe.

Exactly. And I got a good look at that. Oh, yeah. Don't think you made it. It's like it's like the dad version of getting up early to get on the road to make a time. He'd go hit him hard, hit him hard, and then they're on the ropes and the rest of your multi, the rest of your antibiotics and just body blows and head shots.

Yeah. And you will finish them off, but you've, you've got to have that first assault. Isaac, oh, hi, do you, Isaac? Oh, hi. Oh, hi, Isaac. What you've got to have that first assault. Isaac, are you, Isaac? Are you? Are you? Isaac, what have you got to upset Andy? Back in my share, my housemate, when he was doing the dishes, if you run out of dish washing, we could.

No problem. Just run to the shower, grab some body wash. Hey, go. In the dishwasher? No, sorry, not in the dishwasher. In the sink. In the sink on the dishes. No, sorry, not in the dishwasher. In the sink. No, not for me.

What's the difference? If you got sauce on your hand, would you use soap to get it off? Yes. So what's the difference with sauce on a plate? Well, I think the idea is that there's got to be a high grade of... It did sound like you're crying, but I think it was a bit... I'm pretty sure that was a burp. It did sound like we'd absolutely found. We're always coming up.

We found your absolute Achilles heel. He does not like safe substitutions. It's the one bit. The robot. If you need to, you can always do it the other way around as well. I think I would suggest, maybe I'm wrong. I'm not taking it the share. But I don't think, I think they're different grade.

I would like a different grade for my plates. No, you don't, you just flashmate, you don't have it. You don't have it, it's marketing. Yeah, all good. I love it, thanks Isaac. I'll wrap this up then. Jesse, how do you? We will, is he? Yeah,. All good. I love it, thanks Isaac. All good. Wrap this up then, Jesse, how are you? We were doing well. Yeah, well, that is why I'm ready to pound the spot.

And it should have been very sinister way to say hello. Jesse's looking at me. Let's go for it, Jesse. So I've moved houses recently and I had my friend come around just to help out, put the bed together, all that. And I said, oh, we're gonna have to go back to my old place, get the Allen keys, I forgot them. Got a tight knot. These bolts on the corners, you know, the little hooks sit on it. Oh, yeah. He goes, no, I never do that. Why are you doing that?

Just leave it. It'll hold together. No. I was disgusted. And I'm a fast and loose kind of guys. So this is his statement. He's the ultimate fastenless. I mean, it's literally Lucy. He's just saying, what's the bolt in? Because I often think this when you're rebuilding a couch or you're rebuilding a bit of furniture, you do go, well, I mean, the bolt is a long metal rod. The chances of it wiggling out of all. Very small.

Well, his argument was, my bed hasn't collapsed yet. And he's never tied them. No, he does leave them loose. He says the five years of the bed being together, it's worth the 10 seconds you say. For maybe years of anxiety. I'll have PTSD. Yeah, only keys are an absolute scam. Well, you and I stand together. It's nice actually to have a kindred spirit on to finish this up. And I think I've been converted from a fast and loose

from this tool-menting experience. Yeah, exactly. Welcome aboard, mate. It's nice to have it on the way. Well, you guys can kind of tighten our up parties. We go to each other's houses, crack a few beers with a coaster if you're at Andes, then walk around the house with a shifter

and an Allen key, like he's a really nice and tight and right. Nothing better. LAUGHTER MUSIC I'm with not a lot to do. I've been back exercising, which is back running, which is rare. I kind

of love to see you out there. That's what the fans want. I've never seen you run. You may have said like you're about to see you out there. I'm going to run with fans. Just fans. We, you know, people peeking out their apartment windows stuff like Janie hasn't been for a while, but you know, when you see him, zoom in by. It's all, but we've done a bit of exercise together recently. Andy and I went for a walk. We went for a walk, Jack, because of course, like, and on our own Sydney, and there has been, you know, there's the lockdown, it must be, you can exercise with a friend.

We didn't just go for a walk, Jack, you know what else we did? We played some cricket in the nets. Wow! I had my cricket bag put in the back of my car. It's good. We played some cricket in the net. Wow! I had my cricket bag put in the back of my car. It's great. We played some cricket in the net. And I probably owe Andy a bit of an apology, actually, if I could use the show as a forum. Because I thought it would be a nice surprise.

I said to Andy, we met in the park and we went for walk. And I loved it. We had a really nice time walking. And I said, well, I've got a bit of more of a surprise. I bought the cricket gear. I padded up first and got in the net and he was just like thrown in a few medium to fast paced off spinners. And I was having a great time hitting the balls. I had less to do that day, I guess than any, and you show the hundred is out. He's very busy with the show. And I thought, okay, maybe time to switch over and then he went actually run out of time I've got to go. So what we actually did was I made Andy

go to the parking ball ball. Like my dad for half an hour, smacking him out of the middle and then he didn't have time to really get a bat. So I only did it could have been more one side and was it if I realized I was having my wicket keeping here in my cricket bag if I just made Andy throw practice catches to do some keeping practice. The other thing, Jack, I was, I was far with it, but it occurred to Haven't I, that if that had happened and we were both under 15 years of age,

would have been a huge 10 to me. It's like, absolutely, it's been. Anytime you're at training and they went, all right, that's it for batting. Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It was a staircase, very steep through kind of jungle-like territory. It's like sort of like some overgrown bush, like a little bit rainforesty in this area of the park and there's like some bluestone steps. And only one rail? A rail of one side, which would be on your left-hand side if descending. Yeah, about of a 70-year-old woman's coming up using...

62. ...using the rail and Hamish. She was ascending with her right hand. I mean, and no, over time. Covertimes, you've got to do the safe thing, which is like, you know, play the people's norms that they expect, which is left hand-lane, which did put me on the rail side, ascending. The heed forcing her off the rail and she had a fall. She had a stumble and I caught her which is good because Annie hadn't given me

any catching practice yet. My slips catching was sharp. I was able to get catch her and give her, you know, just steady air and go, come on, you know, you've had most of the rail on the way up. You could have done three sessions. Do the last little bit off the rail but I did realise I think she had a slight injury. Yeah. Hey, I wish she was fine, Jack, as well. Or again later. Not an injury from the fall.

I think that's, I realised once she was off the rail, she did need the rail more than that. She definitely needed the rail. And that was a nice, a last break, because she was, you remember, she was wearing a top, like a blue and white, looked like, like, belt along, jumper. Since jumper since seen her now regularly in the park on the walks and we have a bit of a, remember I tried to kill you, you know, I've toughened you up, haven't I? So that's our sports update. A walk, me, a glorious day for having an absolute staircase dominance. Rial King, Smash and Sixers, didn't have to bowl.

Very successful pun trip for me. Should have made any go and get me a colipag. I'll get to my running story, Nick. OK. OK. OK. Hey, everybody. Mike here from the Hey Mission Andy team.

Just a reminder that if the main podcast doesn't satisfy your Hey Mission Andy listening needs, you can also check out the Remembring project to hear the guys reminisce on some of their favourite moments from over the years doing radio and podcasts. This week on the Remembring project, we go all the way back to one of their most fondly remembered adventures, owning a greyhound. 2006. It was Fred's first race. Oh, that's it.

So we bet on me to clear about the year. Yeah, but this stage you'd won it. We'd won it. We'd won a greyhound. For $10,000 could be won that money. And then we were touring a greyhound. And we'd ask people, for anyone, it's the people's dog, a people's greyhound, come down to stand down, I believe the race was

that. Because we were like, we're going to tour him around. We're going to take him around the nation. We were just so excited to have him. And we were so, and it was just such it was a great dog. Perth was the last leg and he was going for the hat trick. Because any one in Sydney, one in Adelaide, and I beat Noir Tricks in Adelaide. Beat Noir Tricks, he's an arch nemesis. And then Perth was phenomenal. I think it was about 5,000 people at the track, just banners like Marry Me Fred

because of that stage. He was going for a hat trick. It's Shane Warren call up and tell him how to behave when you're on a hat trick. A great memory there on this week's Remembring Project. tell him how to behave when you're on a hatchet. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.