Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 153

Episode Date: October 13, 2021

1. Power Moves 2. Name That Noise 3. Verbal unsubscribe 4. Hamish’s business challenge 5. Star ratings – Special skill 6. Shocking behaviours 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cos the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. Ohoy, to me, Bam, wait, Hamish. Let me add him. Actually, who am I fighting?

Ahoi to me, featherweight, Jack. Ahoi. Ahoi. Ahoi, nervous, but I'm confident in my skills. Yes. Do you know which ones, the heavier one, Jacko? The feather I assume is the lighter. I think Bantam's the lighter.

Bantam's lighter. Really? Which is weird because the Bantam's chicken is made of many feathers. So for a human, a chicken is's a lot of. Bandam's a lot of. Really? I just begin to mishikin' his mate of many feathers. Yeah, but for him and a chicken is quite a lot of weight. For him and a chicken would be an easy fight. But remember Jack, these are not chickens. You know what I mean? Like a band-in weight, because a band-in hand is like the skinniest and smallest of all

the hands. I didn't know that. I didn't know, okay. Yeah, they're a tiny chicken, right. But they are made of feathers. So a feather should be a smaller unit than a bandit. But I think band and weight is the lightest, isn't it? Yeah, it is.

That's why, and I did it because Jack has been bulking up yet to cut as you've been talking about. So I assumed. I don't know if he's cutting on that. You assume he might be in that high weight division at this point. What were you, are a high weight division man? The moment Jack, aren't you?

I got through my bucket of peanut butter that the monkey sent me by the way. They sent me an industrial tub. How big's an industrial? What, hang on, why is it industrial for peanut butter? Well, you know those, like when you feeding it to a machine. It's true, yeah, I don't know, there's a great question.

You know those 20 kilo buckets, why are you getting that? When did you kill a lot of the peanut butter, I don't know, there's a great question. You know those 20 kilo buckets, like buckets, you get a lot of peanut butter, you wait. They came into smaller one of those, so maybe half size. 10, like a pain like painkillers. They're like paink, it looks like a pain bucket. A pain bucket, and then bigger than a pain bucket. But do you keep in the fridge? No, I don't keep in the fridge.

Oh, you don't need to. And so what are you doing just like shoulder pressing it then it's spoonfuls? Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Just super-ipper way to each day put it in the smoothie. Good man and well done. Can I just say, though, Jack, I mean, from my experience, poor bang for buck putting a peanut butter in a smoothie, you just don't get the taste that you desire unless you put a lot in.

You get a bit of peanutty taste. Yeah. I don't think you put a lot in. You get a bit of peanutty taste? Yeah. I don't think you're putting enough in. Well, he doesn't have to have 24 gallon grubber. So yeah, it must be nice to have most of the peanut butter in Australia at your house. Yeah, I'll sign Danny Jack. Also a hoi to peanut butter.

Merge and I go to sites the great North Melbourne peanut butter shortage. The year. Hoi also to Fraser Ham, who are uploaded, his message very easily at Hamisherry.com. Hoi boys, Fraser here, just currently floating in an infinitely dense soup of matter and energy, where time and space doesn't really exist. I'm a pre-big bang, pretty cruiser at the moment. Not much in the way of laws of physics to follow. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM get going. Anyway, we'll start uploading this to the website. Hopefully it doesn't take too long and hopefully gets you in the next 14 billion years or so. Anyway, cheers.

Yeah. Incredible stuff, please. To prepare. Does it? Then you've been trying to prepare and you've been trying to speed set about how long it does. Tag take to upload the file. Wow, wow. I mean, if anyone that did a little bit of science at high school, wherever you know that, you know, obviously preceding the Big Bang where time didn't exist, heck of a time to have a recording from. But I mean, if you could pick, really, I think if you asked any physicist, you can pick 30 seconds, you know, infinitely forward and send backwards to have audio from a lot of them would pick the 30 we just

The 20 before and the 10 after To hear the noise which might not have sounded as bad to people, but I think you could have remembered before then Before then, yeah, I get to the vacuum true and even the ones I've heard a noise. So really I mean, it comes to the very well. It's actually early films are pretty shit. You can't quit. You're still working at what sounds are. Yeah we'd have to go back and analyze it. You can clearly hear like, you know, that's where all Madagats created it. That's, that little bit, that was like, that's all electrons.

Yeah, what a time to have heard. I want, you know, we appreciate the effort put in. Can I just go quickly back to the peanut butter stuff in this movie, Jack? You a fan of the peanut butter milkshake? Oh. Haven't really had one, I guess. No.

I've had a sneakiest milkshake. Yeah, similar idea. Strangely to me that you haven't had one since you... Oh, just as you may have read me, at least peanut butter based and with 20 kilos of peanut butter in his house. What do you want? Well, I wanted to give you a tip if you're into them.

I am into peanut butter milkshakes. Here's the thing though, you can't... Like, imagine getting a thing of milk and just mixing peanut butter in it. They don't go. They don't like each other because one's oil, like peanut butter is just oil based and milk is milk. So how do you get it?

So you have to boil the milk. You have to heat it up. It melts the peanut butter into it. Then you've got to cool the milk back down and that's how you get the ultimate peanut butter milkshake. Keep it or delete it. Yeah, come on. Keep it.

I tell you what, I'm definitely not heating up my milk for milkshake. So much work. But you're willing to have a, we're gonna trough of peanut butter you have just diving your hand in. I'm not a normal one. I'm saying you don't like an air heater.

Hey, our power move is book, book volume two, even more, now even more powerful, which isn't written on it. Bonus recipe. Am I going to vote? You can either have the roast potato or do you sure the peanut better, no take it easy. We will get swamped with thanks, I reckon, from that. Swamp.

Swamp. We will be, unfortunately, can't include that in this round because it's already at the printers. Horg spoke to him this week. You're with a group of mates and you're talking about peanut butter recipes. Impressable. By explaining a multiplication to them. We should get Horg's up next week, head of distribution.

He wants us to put the pre-orders out now. I said, no, you can't be trusted with your delivery. We know last time that there was pre-orders that waited a long, long time to get their book. We thought that was fun and anticipation. Yeah. People didn't. No. We thought people would just like to know they were in. Yes. And it didn't matter when it came. But turns out, yeah, it is more like ordering a pizza.

Yeah. Once you order. It's fun to know you've got one on the way. You'd like to see it soon. So we'll talk to him next week about the appropriate time. When he thinks it will land, when he can get it out and when we can put that up at Hamistanny.com. But speaking of Power Moose, we should just get into it to the kickoff the show, shall we?

Let's do it. Let's do it. I'm happy to kick us off of your life. Kick us off. This is from Flynn Berry. Power move. If you ever are joining a group of friends on a bench seat, and they're already sitting on the bench seat, ask someone to move up and then proceed not to sit there. Oh.

Oh. Oh. They have no choice but to sit there a little compact looking at you. I like it, I like it. And Odin. How do I move? When playing sport with your mate and he messes up, yell out, just get back to basics like I taught you. It works in absolute treat during tennis.

That would be good. That's a good idea. University-based palmoved here comes from Peter in Wales. I love it. He said I accidentally performed this one, but turned out it was a real cracker. It was during, he was studying his master's degree in engineering. And in lectures, they usually get to, I have to wait to the end to ask questions. He said, if the professor seems a bit cocky and high-brow, wait to the end of the lecture

and then put your hand up and ask, is this the first time you've taught this class? Oh, fantastic stuff. Pretty good one. And I should mention my previous one came from Rob. I think this is the first time I've ever been, not Nanjik, so it's a Rob would have been really annoyed that you got one on the show and didn't get Nanjik. This is from Lucas. Boy, it's in a group chat, it's like in a WhatsApp or whatever, say that you found an amazing video or website of a subject that everybody's really interested in, right?

When someone asks for you to share it, take a photo of the link on your computer screen and send the photo. The longer in the Moskowal complicated the better. If you've sold it and is the best link ever, they'll be forced to type the link manually. Boom. Hey, um, obviously podcasting is a superior form of listening to any audio based shows these days. Are you sure I would you agree Jack? No, I think radio is hard with it if not slightly head still.

Oh, okay. Terrestrial Tony prefers the old broadcast method. But I did just duck back around the channels on the radio dial. Gotcha. More recently, check out what's going on. We know that the secret sound has been something that has been around for 30 years. Earlier.

You reckon? Yeah. It's been, it's been, it's been for as long as you've heard sounds for. You know, someone's gone, as long as you've got record sounds. Yeah. Probably the first thing ever recorded. Someone would have gone, hey, what a good hear. You just wanted to go walking past, what are you going, what's that? Yeah. Because it was new at the time. It was like, yeah, what is that? And that was probably the first secret sound. It was like in a lab at Bell

Laboratory or something. So I don't know who's playing it now. Well, does one radio station own the right? They can't. Because I think Jack, I mean, he's playing the mystery noise, secret sound. Well, I, I, you guys did it. We've not done secret sound. I thought when you just started at your radio show. Now we're doing it.

We did another stinky one, which was, um, I remember hearing a part of it. Do you know how in text did you go, what's, are you doing in secret sound? No, we did pay your bills and we're doing another classic that already a session sort of do, but just under different names and we do the no repeat workday. Are you doing no repeat workday? That's right. And there wasn't there something where someone did repeat early on and they weren't meant to repeat. Yeah, we did that. We were repeated by accident. And they all say, they only want to repeat on a Friday.

Thursday, maybe, but usually on a Friday, then the week so they can build up to it. So if you're ever playing no repeat, so you win something, oh, yeah, 50,000 dollar no repeat worked. Oh, wow. And you meant to try and catch the radio station out for playing the same song twice.

Right. The idea being that you've got people, you know, hundreds of thousands of people next to their radio not going to work, not doing it being just listening to your radio station, trying to catch the radio station, which, you know, and it's under the guise. Don't they always make it sound like, you know, the music is just guys picking up CDs and playing whatever they feel like and the hoping that they don't accidentally play something twice. People don't realize that like all the music's like pre-logs, weeks in advance.

Very easy to tell if there's going to be a double up. Completely searchable. And someone accidentally repeated, Jay. Yeah. You know, in Brad Hume, who was our producer, when we first started with Christian played Madonna twice, because he didn't really know how to use the computer software. Of all the weeks. That's $50,000 of this day.

Of all the weeks, not to know how to use the computer software. And then he's, you have to try and explain to someone like, no, no, we only pay when it's like a deliberate mistake. Not an actual mistake. We did end up paying, but there was a little bit of that like, oh, I think in the T's and C's we can defend ourselves, but we thought that was in bad taste. What happened?

Like, it's T's and C's to get you out of paying. I think deeper the T's and C's, it says that we have to deliberately play the song. If we do it by accident, that's just a mistake. No, I'll point it by accident, that's just a mistake. The whole point of the contest. That's like FM radio in a nutshell. So, I'm listening to one kiss in Sydney. It's Colin Jekio and Kyle's like coming up shortly, name that noise.

coming up shortly, name that noise. Oh, yeah. And then there was like, Kyle and Jackie O's name that noise. And I'm like, come on, it's, they own name that noise, but someone has their own secret sound. Maybe. Yeah. So you think that they can't play

secret sound or do they, are they trying to jazz it up? I mean, someone might own secret sound, but you can't own the concept. No, it would be exactly the same thing. Yeah. You know, it'll be like, you know, you know, Fonsy analysis.

What was that? No, it'll just make quickly, you know, don't give your warning for it. But it's essentially, yeah, it's a, it's a, it's a Venetian blind being adjusted. Oh, whatever it is. or whatever it is. Ando, a service that we've opened up on the show is to address a specific problem in this email heavy world.

The situation is we all wake up in the morning and there's 5,000 emails from companies. We probably have given our email address to to where they have our email address, we've named the segment verbal unsubscribed. Because this is a message to companies, not to say, hey, I clicked unsubscribed and you've broken the law and you haven't unsubscribed me. Not that I haven't honored the unsubscribed, more to the fact that, hey, why did you even,

I shouldn't have even been on the mailing list in the first place, like what made you think that I would want to hear from you again I think that's the message we're trying to get across like Why if I bought a foam yoga block which I did because for one hot minute during lockdown I thought I was gonna do home yoga and they said if you're gonna do it get a block to put under your bum If you're not flexible, so you don't have to go all the way down for poses I did my bit and I bought the yoga to put under your bum if you're not flexible. So you don't have to go all the way down for poses. I did my bit and I bought the yoga block.

You don't have to hear from them. I'm obviously going to not going to need a weekly yoga block. I don't even use the one I have. I sometimes use it to throw through the kid's pillow for it. It's a bomb. But that's all it gets you for. No one's using a weekly yoga block. Yeah.

So we started verbal on-subscribed. If you're in this situation, who, what company are that with you? Would you like the message to get through to that you do not need to get correspondence from them ever again and it didn't need to begin in the first place? Yes. Or do you, Georgia? Or Georgia, sorry? Oh, boys, how are we? Yeah, always, who's the company you need to, verbally unsubscribed from? I would like to verbally unsubsubscribe from the sea to summit company. I went to a screening of BAMP Film Festival and had to scan a QR code to win some prizes

and just been getting daily emails. I've got a conflict of interest here, and because there's someone that enjoys camping here and camps regularly when allowed to by restrictions. Unfortunately, I've missed out dozens of calving trips this year. See to some, it makes some pretty good outdoor wear, don't they, George? I mean, they're up there with some of the best dry bags and tents and stuff like that. Yeah, absolutely. We do a bit of camping ourselves, but I sort of, you go to a mate's house and you pitch in the backyard, mate. It was very windy. It's not bad, I might only...

Yeah, extraordinarily windy. I've got a few, I've got a few sea to summit dry bags. So Georgie, you never even though bored of something from there, you just signed up to them because you wanted to win some prizes at a film festival. Yeah, correct, didn't even win a prize. No, it's... Like you said, if it was the BAMP film festival. Yeah, correct. Didn't even win a prize. No. And like you said, if it was the BAMP Film Festival, which is in Canada, that's got to be at least two years ago, unless you're one of the very lucky people.

Oh, yeah, went to a screening in London, Darwin this year. Oh, sorry. I thought, do you say BAMP? Yeah, it's just a screening of the BAMP Film Festival. Oh, I don't know. It must be nice to go to Canada. Yeah, it must be very nice. It must be nice to have people Canada. It must be very nice.

It must be nice to have people think you went to Canada. Sorry guys, I've, apologies, I've been, I've just got back from the Venice Film Festival. Oh wow, how is it going? Screaming, honey. It might go wrong. Thank you, Georgie. Good one, Georgie. Have you said that?

Have you seen a summit of listening? I for one, I'm a fan of your products. Let's see if it works. The, I think it will. Andrew, how do you mate? A verbal unsubscribe. Oh, boys, yeah, I got one for the Oodies. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, it's a BISTI one. Oodies, they were the, when you're on the couch, kind of a whole blanket? Hooded blanket, wasn't it? Yeah, yeah, it's exactly right. Yeah, Andrew, you would have got one of them I imagined or at least prosed. I bought my partner Jessica one, which you absolutely love is it. And it's a great product.

I'm not sure you're not at all. But you don't need what kind of updates they're giving you. So no sooner than hours after the purchase, they were offering me like the senders off another one. And I was like, no, no, I am suffice with one I have. Yep. And then when you're a winter, absolutely absolutely barrage. We've special offers and buy one for this person, buy one for that person. I thought, I'll just get through the winter. I'll survive the winter.

Sooner than we got out of winter. What do they bring out? The summer woody. Oh, they were surviving winter too. They were just gearing up for another assault. It's like more of a sheep, sheep, I suppose, or a flywire one and net. Well, the first wave wasn't prepared for the second wave.

Yeah, and now we get the long haul. Yeah, and now we get the impression. I get the impression I might be being unfair here. And I, I grabbed, I've used it in an order, I've got to have the against the product. You don't have to qualify blank yet. You don't have to qualify blank yet. You don't have to qualify blank yet. You don't have to qualify blank yet.

Anything that anyone talks about at home, you've probably bought or used it at once. You get the vibe of it that the quirky of the company thinks they are. The more often they think you want to hear from them. Like, you know, we're mates more than just, hey, once you wanted a blanket and we sold it to you. It's an interesting one. Okay. No, thank you.

Totally. Can I throw one in here, too, Andy? Any level of survey. You know, who's fallen for the survey? I've got to do it. Winning appliances. I can't be bothered clicking on this, but if you're listening, we bought them. I bought a microwave off you.

I am not interested in going in depth in how my experience was. It was exactly as I hoped it would be. The microwave I bought online turned up at the house and I plugged it in and it heats up soups and rice. Like, I don't know what else you want me to tell you that I was down in the dumps until you guys came along and I never knew that this magic cupboard could inject heat into food and you've changed my life and power out.

Like, how can I repay you? Like, you guys, I mean, I sort of see you now as my spiritual leaders. Like, I don't know what you want me to tell you. But it was like, it was fine. It was probably longer than expected for delivery. But that's COVID. That'll take that on board.

Michael, what are you? Oh, it was. How you've worked there Andy? Oh, no, no, good boy. You've got a verbal unsubscribed for us. Yeah. So the last six months or so, I've been getting weekly updates on Dream World

on the Gold Coast and how they're doing. And,'ve got going on over there. So they've had their Halloween event, the spring festival, all those and trying to get me to sign up for the annual pass. Where are you Michael? I'm in the ACT at the moment, so we've been in lockdown, so. Yeah, seven, eight weeks. It just at the moment too, we know, we know things, you know, towards the end of the year, of course, over summer, we're all hoping, being bang boom, you're traveling in the regions, you're traveling into state. But if you were one of those companies that perhaps you enjoy more freedoms than other states, you'd put a little filter on it. I think you're like, through the September's and October's just to go, I don't reckon we send the Koreans shots of us having

a pool party. I just don't think we do it. We just fear to say, and maybe I'm wrong here, but unless you live in the state, I don't need a yearly part. Exactly. It'd be a phenomenal amount of holidays you were taking two queens. I agree. Unless you live in this, unless you were nearby within an hour's drive, you do not leave

it nearly past. So there's a bit of a... Well, though, I know the way they structure the yearly past, perhaps you have a bit of info on this mic, because you've seen the offers regularly. Like I landed Melbourne, for instance, it was cheaper to buy an annual pass. This is when you know, you should go there a lot with the kids. Cheaper to buy an annual pass than two individual visits. So I was basically like, you're going to come again this year.

Yeah, just do it. Let us catch up. I mean, I haven't been there for five years, haven't I? I've no idea how much you can do. You need the decade pass, don't you? You need, you buy this, you're covered through the Raw and 20s, the Wet 20s. Gentlemen, you were law-renender a couple of years ago. I think it was two years ago.

The chicken shop battle between you two. Yes. And he versus Jack. A whole lot of chickens versus a whole lot more chickens as the two individual made up franchises that we ran a simulation as to who would run a better chicken shop. You know, actually, I've seen a store that's not chickens, but donuts called, that's a lot of donuts, which I felt was very similar to a whole lot of chickens. Yep.

And then you sure it wasn't called whole lot of donuts, like H-O-L-E, because of... They missed that. No, it's definitely that's a lot of donuts. That's a lot of donuts. I believe they missed that. I can't wait to open up near them, but that's a lot more donuts.

Yeah, no, or just no. That's a lot of donuts. Just, J.M.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F.F, this is what. Yes. Because that's how I size them. But Jack ended up being the victor somehow. I flinched when I think it came down to throwing chicken at each other and I flinched. Yeah, come out, that. It was actually the Olympics. Wasn't there on the roof where you, I, we threw, you were throwing chicken breasts at each time.

I had heard of chicken breasts. I closed the jacks, he needed to flinch. I was, I'm still So close to Jack's head. He didn't flinch. I was I'm still in awe, mate. It was brilliant. You were all earned. And then you got me with. So completely forgot we did that. Yeah.

Yes, we're out on the rooftop testing it the only way. Yeah. That's why they teach you at uni and business school. There's only one way to decide who's the best at store. Have a chicken throwing contest. Hmm. I don't know if we're heading back in a similar territory here, but I, a question popped into my mind. I was at the supermarket earlier this week and I was looking at two different products, right? Two staples of the world. I guess my question to you with a possible, possibility

that you guys would go ahead to head again or another fictional enterprise. Wood was, if you had to choose between being a dairy farmer or an egg farmer, what game would you get into? Which farm would you prefer to run? I think I'm going to go with eggs. Yeah, I was going to say eggs as well, but maybe that's because I'm just already thinking about chickens. All right, what on my reason was just because of irrigation? Okay.

Deary, Jack, what's your reason for getting into eggs? No, I like I pictured the packet of the eggs and it was a very, in my head, it was a very similar image to the whole lot of chickens logo and I thought well, it's already got the logo. So it's on logo? Yeah, right. Who would be your better egg farmer? I wonder. go and I thought well it's already got the logo. Yeah, right. It would be better egg farmer. I wonder. Well, I mean, Jack, I don't think it's considering anything to do with farming.

I never have thought of irrigation. If you if you got me to say 100 reasons, I'd say 100. All right. But start. Let's start. Do 100. Try. Okay.

What's good about egg farming, getting out in nature? I think chickens only eat seeds, so one only one food source to really think about. Cows on egg grass. There's different types of eggs, obviously. Like you get you 600 grams, you're 700 grams, 800 grams. So there's that kind of fun. The one thing that's worried me about Jacko's egg farm is their caged

home. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, It must have been us to down to the barn where they're all caged on a chair battery hens which is disappointing We're no I was gonna see rain I was gonna say there's no What a great spot store because They I would give them so much space that they probably wouldn't be making a lot of profit by the end tried that but the Fox Protection was terrible and you ended up losing a lot the foxes which is disappointing So I managed to get myself the perfect size was as manageable for for Fox protection. How many hands per acre do you have? Wow, we can't beat that. I'll be honest, we can't beat that. Wow. And what are your, do you, I will say this, I think Andy came over and let those

foxes in because we have great fox protection and only human can really undo the latch on the gate if fox would get up that high. Suspicious that a fox was able to enter a four digit code. Yes. And how many head of chicken did you lose in that attack? We lost half our chickens and now we're down to 30. And he did suspiciously game and extra 30. 30 chickens. Oh, you're on the app too. How many acres do you have? Oh, a lot.

And neither helicopter. And it's like a chicken farm. He's got a coder of chicken farms that run from Adelaide up to Darwin. See, that's the thing. We can run the chicken. We're more of a mom of a cox store. We only got 30 chickens. So if you want it from your big guys who got, you know, get up to Darwin. See, that's a thing where the chicken, where more of a mom and a mom and a mom and a mom and a mom and a mom and a mom and a mom and a mom and a mom and a mom and a mom

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They all come from the chicken. Yeah, they know it's like Andy's go through like, you know, preservatives and like all these extra chemicals. And it's in an egg, bleaching. I heard you bled your eggs. I hate that. Yeah, we did it. Because they are pristine. They're like, they're like, video teeth. Yeah, but it's a branding thing. Doesn't hurt the kick-ins at all.

It's just a branding. No, but does that see through to the egg? That's what the customers worry about. Some have said that. Actually, does it? Not. You shouldn't. You ring the bell on your last word.

It does indeed. It does indeed. Oh, Andy says it does. Andy Bell's gone. Oh, well, don end it, one again. What's your favorite song? What's your favorite song? What's your favorite song?

What's your favorite song? Hey, we love all our listeners, but in, look a little bit more, is the VIPs, those that go to heinishaney.com, feel out the form, valued and important podcasters. I find it very important, which is wrong, and I just got picked up on that on email during the week. Hey, correct yourself yourself or upset yourself. No, you're possible, you're a new slogan. Mason did exactly that.

Great. He reached out on a topic that has been big for us in this show. Yeah. The Hellstar rating. We first. We first began. I mean, I've always been very, very curious about the hell start writing. So you look at for nutrition, make sure you're reading the right thing.

Whatever your nutrition goals are, some of us are shredding, some of us are bulking like Jack. Oh yeah. So in a bulking phase, Jack? Yes, I've almost got to the end of the bucket of peanut butter that the monkey sent me earlier in the year. Jack continues to bulk. He will then cut. He will then... He's bulking more fun than cutting, do you think? I mean, I'm just trying to add a little bit of weight, so he's bulking it. I'm not cutting at the end of the year.

Then before the competition, that's what bodybuilders do, they cut. They cut the... What comp are you going to do? Yeah. Natural physique or some of the extra stuff. How lifting. Wow. Okay, okay. So anyway, everyone's got different nutritional goals. Yeah.

And the health stars, if you're looking to eat healthy, I'd always thought, they're there to help you. But from close to inspection, I mean, this is almost a year ago now. I didn't say anything much to help you. But one closer inspection. I mean, this is almost a year ago now. I didn't seem to make much sense today. Found out really the big one for me was how could pub style chips be four stars, crinkle cup before and a half, get sour cream, be a half star, terms of the hell star. We've covered a lot of this. We've gone so many places and we haven't really cleared it up.

We actually haven't cleared it up. There's been a few people. Speculation that it's starred with its own category. So all yoghats, this is star, but we don't really know. And that's not what we want to concentrate on today. The first thing in part for us is you've also got the option to choose not to play. Yeah, we showed our pastso does last time I checked.

And a lot of, you know, you might get some rice crackers. One rice cracker might be three stars. The guy next to it chooses not to choose to watch a product and a plate. Uncle Ron's House of Lard, Pueblo Lard Snacks, they choose not to play. They might know that the ratings are not going to be favorable for them. You know, raw sugar. The juice is not to play. It's probably not their health be favorable for them. Raw sugar. Shoes is not to play. It's probably not their healthiest thing on Earth.

Anti-patt super dupe sugar, doobes. Yes, sugar often chooses not to play. Ultra sugar, doobes without official, or with pure artificial sugar. They choose not to play. And you can understand why. So that's always an interesting thing too. But I think it's at the stage where you,

which basis go like, why would anyone play a fewer one star? We answered that because if you want any of your products to get starred They all have to be right. Yeah exactly it's actually you choose one you go to more sort of like well if you know Yeah, if you want to send South cream one person to the Olympics from your country everyone has to compete the Olympics from your country. Everyone has to compete. He's like, she was. Why is Jack in the pole roll?

Oh, it's so we could get Emily Seabum in the pool. I can't see him. Yeah, makes it. Anyway, long way to get to a special skill today. Mason joins us. Oh, are you Mason? Oh, boy, boys, and happy birthday, Andy. No need.

We are on the topic of health, that you wrote in saying you stack shells at Coles. You have for a long time and your special skill is you can tell the exact health star rating on any product at Coles. Yeah, it's pretty, pretty big coal, but I'll stand by it. Who for you, Mason, is some of the more notable choose not to play? Well, this might create a bit of controversy, but Maze is peanut butter. All their peanut butter products are five stars.

However, Coles, they do stock a couple of 99's monkey products and they are a big choose not to play. So, you're two. You're two loves. Who's your allegiance truly to? Well, honest. The monkeys are probably not playing because they're so small-scale, so they probably don't get invited to the conference where you're sticking stickers on.

Hey, mate, you're stocking goals. Yeah, that's more. This is not just a hand. It's interesting. I don't know what they are. I'm not some peanuts. I've been a mortar and pestle. And how come a Mavis is five stars?

Yeah. Peanut butter? Bit of Weasel activity I reckon by 9.9 monkey. Yeah, interesting. All right. Well, Mason, here's what's going to happen. We have got five products. OK. You have to tell us exactly the star rating or...

Yep. There's one in there that's chosen not to play. Okay, I thought that might be the case. Yes. We feel like we're being fed by flagging that one is in there that's sitting this one out pulling a monkeys. Are you ready to jump into it? Yeah, ready. Okay, great, here we go. Because you said you know them all

So my own record scratch. Mason, are you ready? Yes, I'm ready. Wonder white, bread. It's the one that has plus vitamins and minerals written on the package. Oh, okay, the bread section is definitely my cropped and right. Don't spend too much time there. Oh, okay, the bread section is definitely my cropped an eye. Don't spend too much time there. Oh, okay, that's okay.

It didn't know. So, it could be curable, but I'll throw out a... Can you say the product again? Yes, and what we should say, we've got five. You have to get four out of five for a coin. Okay, yeah. Okay. So, the product is wonder white bread, plus vitamins and mineral. Honestly, mineral.

Not very confident, but I'll throw out a three and a half. I remember. I reckon it's too high. Home? Four and a half stars. Oh, sure. Oh, yes. Wonder White Bread.

Wonder White Bread. Don't get me wrong. Love us. Yes. I adore Wonder White Bread especially for a chip buddy, but wonder white bread is not healthy. Well, we're told to go whole mill because that's the healthy one. But if it's only 0.5 off the mix, I'm in my books. If you're doing, in my book, like a bananas five.

So it's like pretty closely just eating pure fruit and vegetables. Bad luck. I mean, how many vitamins and minerals are there having to get it up before and a half stars? You would think it's just them grinding up one Swiss multivite. Mm. Life. And sprinkling it through so you can't taste it.

Four and a half. Mason? Shocker. You cannot put a foot wrong now. All right. I thought I was going to be two. Sanitarium wheat bicks breakfast cereal. Pretty pretty sure wheat bicks are all I'm pretty sure I've got five. Five stays right.

Yes, back on. Yeah really good. Well done. Really good. I can't believe you could have a bowl of wonder white. Just cut up wonder white squares and milk. And just go pretty close to where you pick, mate. Bell Viter, fruit and fiber breakfast biscuits. Ooh, I'm thinking of a pet. I'm thinking of pet... I'm familiar, I'm thinking this could be a potential non-player. It could be. Here's my, I know I'm not meant to be helping you here most, but I don't know the answers

to these and I just bloody love this game. You love it. I know. So I'm just going to talk it out with you. That's okay. You know that a lot of these breakfast biscuits, this is shopping as a dad looking at trying to control the kids' sugar intake.

A lot of the breakfast biscuit bars, one of the great hoaxes I think of the food industry to go, oh, oats, bars, they're good for you, full of sugar. And we know that you get heavily penalized in the star system if you are full of sugar. So just, you know, I guess having confidence there to your suspicion, they might choose not to play. That could have been the reason they balked at entering the contest. Was there a certain flavor of the Dovee?

This was the Belveder Fruit and Fiber breakfast business. Fiber. Oh, I I'm gonna go a non-participator. You got it. Yes. Ah! They chose not to play. They chose that way. For the reasons listed. And I recognize why.

Bye. Hi, sugar. And throwing fiber on there means absolutely sweet F.A. Yeah. Because it's not quantifiable. No, it just, what it technically means is traces of fiber. And it's the kind of thing you turn around about, I'm not even going to go up Belvedi here, it's a common food trick.

You throw fiber on there when you're trying to distract over here. Yes. Why you slip the ace of spades up your sleeve over there, which is, we've got a lot of sugar too. Another classic one that people throw is like, oh, protein, because it's got peanuts in it. And you look at it like one gram of protein. Which you would know, Jack, from your shakes.

How much in a shake? In the show, oh, if you use the powder, you've got to get like 20, 30. Yeah, it's like 30 grams. So like, now we've added protein. No, you put a peanut in. More. More.

Okay. Mason. Yeah. This looks better for you. Two to go go you need to get both of them. Yeah Sarcata plain rice cracker. Oh Now I know I know the sacchar's I think they have quite a large range of stars between the flavors Do they really I'm pretty sure I can go from two and a half to four I'm pretty sure I can go from two and a half to four. All right.

There's a few options here. Continuing with the planned option. I'll go the... couldn't be three. I'll go, I'll go and deal with it. I can't help you hear it all here, but I know I talk to big game about being on your team, but you know a lot more than me in this realm here. I'll just, I'll go three and a half.

Three, unfortunately. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, he danced around it. Yeah. He danced around it for a token of no value. It's been around. I throw one straight out to you. Yes, I love that guy. Domino extra Italian heard pasta sauce.

I'll go a... ...bring half. That's a full my friend, unfortunately, and Uncle Ben's original golden vegetable rice. Four, two, four. Three and a half, he's in the middle, but he's not exactly our base, and thank you very much, buddy.

All right. Oh. Hey, while back we did this, and there's been a few calls for us to do it again. Oh. Oh. This is a segment called Things That You Can Pretend To Be A Paul About, even though you actually do them. Do I think we put violin? You do it kind of like high-ass aside. I go to heaven again. I go to heaven, you think yes. Okay, well, if you guys are ready to jump in.

Yeah, let's be a Paul about something. Yeah, great. Off you go, Tag. Tell you what, guys. What I saw today. what did you say? I was feeling up petrol. Yeah. So a guy on his phone.

No, next to the bowser. Next to the bowser. What about the static electricity? What did he do? Blow us all up? Unbelievable. I couldn't believe he was on his phone. That's no good.

No. Even though you're never here, have anything bad happened? No, sorry. You know, you understand where chances are you can be fine. I don't know what you mean, no, no, no, no, no, risk it, not for me. That disgusts me, Andy, and you know what I hate equally? You hate, yeah. People who will steal the lines off my neighbour Marie's tree,

just because it's close to the fence and you can't get them from the path. That is... And lines are cheaper. That's... I know it would have been good for you to put it in a cocktail or in some Mexican... Oh sure it would be too big. ...to be able to have a lime, but... You can't do that! You can't do it! You can't do it! They're precious and counted! You know what I saw the other day. Someone walking down the street

and with the face mask on. And then this guy sees someone coming towards them that's a parent at their child's school. And then instead of stopping to say hi, this guy hitches his mask up quite high and pulls his hat down. I hate that. Is that terrible? Yeah, that is awful.

He could have stopped and got it. What's wrong with the stopping and the hell are you chatting? I mean, that's what you should do. Yeah, I mean, I couldn't believe what I was all that. You know what I saw the other day? You see. In the supermarket. Yeah.

I saw someone that had a salsa, a Mexican salsa, and then he came up to his girlfriend who also got the Mexican salsa when they'd split to go and get separate items to come back. And so instead of going back to that island, putting the salsa back in its rifle spot, he just put it next to the sugar. No, that's not work, I mean, that's not work. No, that's someone that's assuming that they have people next to the sugar. That's not work, guys. I mean, that's not work, guys.

That's someone that's assuming that they have people going through the soup market collecting that stuff and putting up a job and you don't do it, someone could be out of a job. Yeah. That's what he's assuming. That's not good. Exactly. So I wouldn't, I would never do that. Yeah, that's not good.

You know what, I can't stand papal who will steal the lemons from my neighbor, Maurice, three just because the lemon trees, she's got both trees and they'll just help themselves to a lemon. That is awful. Just because you can see the visible fruit does not mean it's yours for the pickings, even if you're doing it under the cover of darkness. And I've got a feeling it's the same person who's taking the lives. Get investigate that, Jaco.

Now I saw the other day. This guy, I saw a guy say to his mate, he's made head of 40th birthday. Yeah. You know, it was pre-loctant sometimes. So quite a few people could come to the birthday. But this mate at the birthday goes to his mate, oh, you know, I've got you a great present. But, you know, cause of COVID restrictions,

can't give it to you at the moment. But I'll give it to you soon, right? And this guy, this guy's 40th was in May, May 20th. Like, late-match. Right? And see, there's his friend going, I don't know why, you know, once COVID does then, you'll get the present and it's really good.

And I just haven't heard. I don't think the guys followed up on the present. I don't think he was using COVID as a, to buy time. And I saw how to pull it. That's the thing. And then I just, when the friend who's birthday was walked away, I thought, thanks, but you look forward to getting it. I think I saw the guy who stalled the present.

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