Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 156

Episode Date: November 3, 2021

1. Mica’s Earworm 2. Upset Andy 3. The power of the Pepper Cannon 4. Power Moves 5. Has Hamish lost touch? 

A list-knife production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the Podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Oh, how are you, Emma? How are you, sir? How are you, Jack O? Oh, how you hammer? Ohohoi sir. Ohohoi, do you jacko? Ohohoi.

Glad to see us. And now merch tops. Rubbing it in the bit at the moment though, aren't we? Because they're not available. People have been asking. That's why we're the Lost Touch one. Yeah. Yes.

People have been asking, are we going to re-release our Lost Touch or Intouch tops? Of course, Power Moose book available at the moment. We do not have that excitement. Channel that excitement. Yeah. Channel that excitement I'd send to Power Moose book of Albot at the moment, we do not have that excitement yet. Channel that excitement, I'd say, to Power Moose volume two. We don't want to overload a hogs, we understand how distribution works. To be really good comes,

this comes in, and a hogs where, Rang me where, can we not? Can't do it, can't do it. It's a sure thing, because you literally said you choose what you want. Well, we've been making the Power Mooseost volume to be weird to not do it. But as we always say, if you can't abide, you can't get your lost touch with the Column Manteshaet simply by seven or eight books and strap them to yourself like a suit of armour.

And I think we're in eight powermost books around. It's certainly a lost touch manoeuvre. If you so desire to tell the world that you've lost touch. Ah, I'm just gonna add a dot com for them. We will bring out the shirts back next year when Hawkes has enough width in the butt to clean clean air. Hey, um, obviously we're gonna say a hoydah someone who's uploaded a message at tamishdanny.com. It comes in from a mica. Yep. This one may take us on a bit of a journey to start today's show. Hi, hey, Mission Andy. My boyfriend and I have been going absolutely crazy

trying to figure out where this tune is from or if this is just a figment of our imaginations. It's been going on for a few weeks now. Obviously not expecting your help any time soon given how long it's taken to upload this audio file. But we're really hoping that the very important podcast of community can help us identify what this song is so that we can finally get some closure.

Reference, reference to the song now. A button, boom, boom, boom, boom. That's all we've been doing. I mean, it's like a lot of stuff. I mean, do I speak for a whole word? Straight off, he's bounced out of your seat like a puppy down the hall. Whatever mushroom they do, they energising trees they have.

You know, they don't think. Yeah, they can get given treats, they like them. But he's powered up, he's evolved to another level. Right. Do you want to guess before Mike steams in here? We know when he's sure he's generally right. Is it from the, do, do, do, do, do, do, is it from the promo sting? Is it like, what am I thinking of?

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Get yourself a cabitite which includes starting a fire. There's more chance of that guy in England finding the hard drive at the tip with his Bitcoin on it than Jackger's and finance. So you reckon you've got it, Jack? I've got it. That was actually quicker than I thought. That was quick. Jack. Be honest, did Marshy just send that to you? We're all at the team that works in the podcast,

all works together behind the scenes to make great stuff happen. So this is the, don't pick at the scenes. This is the one that came in from Mecha and her boyfriend. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. And this is Carrie and Tommy. Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. Oh, I don't know.

You don't need to song sleep that. No, that's, now, is that from something? Is that, oh, no, Marshy is shaking. He said, so they, they, they, they, What if someone just come in and arch a televac? Marshy's nodding. Do that in here. Marble, Kevidea, that is unbelievable.

Sequence of radio revealed. They just have a guy in here doing an auto barnab, and go listen, not bad. You couldn't just give us some kind of like, scat bit of a few tunes. Could you just let that happen? I believe when they were setting up the carontomy jingle. Mm-hmm. That is DJ Konsky. Oh Who people of the people audio station network may know who does all the mashups that is him in his home studio humming along really to the

Bed that we ended up using as the carontomy theme So he just added some spice to it, which was that little... But um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, um, well it is. He's constantly, I can hear him in it now. Yeah, right. That's a girl. Well, Vika, can we just hear one more time? Does he, did he'd lay her himself over it? Marashi, is he, is he, does he, do you create a choir? Yeah, a couple of layers of cons.

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Mica and her partner. Yep and that's why he struggled to recreate it. You can't because it's you know you've got to clone yourself and repitch yourself in real time. He did a pretty good job. He did a pretty good job. A boom boom boom boom boom. If it's not, if we've got this frog and it's not right, you know we've had this before

where we've gone that's definitely it. And the case closed, feels good to not, did not have a peed around feels good to bring something up. I'm saying let's close the case. We've got mecha or Mike as number here. Let's call her and see if we can put it in. Huge. I don't think there's be the first time everyone this show we've opened and closed the case in the one segment. Hello. Is that mecha? Yes.

It's Hamish and Eddie here. Oh, boy boys, how are you? How are you? Yes, we are good and we think we are calling with some wonderful news. Yes, please. Is my pain here? Oh, so you still haven't got it yet? So we've gone through this situation here and we're like, well, it has been sometimes since you probably uploaded the... We've hit the best. It seemed similar to all of us. It seemed familiar to all of us

and we went hangin' a sec. There is something here, but it really was podcast mic, Pokemon mic, Professor mic, who flew out of his chair and just immediately went, I know what this is. I love this. Do you have any idea of what genre it might sit in? Like, where do you think it lies? Well, honestly, we've looked at every commercial

under the sun on YouTube thinking that it could be like an insurance or maybe banking, but honestly, no idea. What's, what city do you live in? Low in Adelaide. Adelaide. Well, here's the thing. It is promotional, but it's not an advertisement.

Okay. Do you want to hear the real one again and then see where you can get it from? Yes, please, yes. Okay, here we go. Here we go. Badaum badaum badaum badaum Oh, that's it. That's it bong bong bong bong. Oh my God, that's it.

That's it. Oh, I can't believe it. Is that jogging you? No, I feel like it's not the RAA. No, we'll play the full one for you now. This is carrying Tommy. How does that make you feel? I cannot believe it.

It's so much to be the year when in the background in the car that we've never paid attention to, to be fair to them, I've never listened to them before. I was like, oh, are we going to hear you, Gary, tell me, Finn? I'm not sure how fair that is to me. It does seem a little hard but honest with us I mean they played a lot it played it it it it happens a lot You know it's the ins and outs of songs and ads and yeah, so there you go It must be there

Subliminally stuck in your head, but you can obviously ring your partner now and say like I've got it throughout the day I mean carrying to me are on in the other is like what are you doing in the nail and say, I've got it. Throughout the day, I mean, carrying time are on in the others. What are you doing in the afternoon? Do you have the radio on, but you've got someone in the car, so you're not really listening to the radio, but it's just embedding in your head. Yeah, probably. I feel like it might be on the odd instance

where I'm listening to the radio and honestly changing over podcast because we're not big radio people, so. Who is these people? Who is these people? Oh, a lot of people are. People are. Sometimes in Melbourne, that's sort of your older cast because we're not big radio people. Sorry. Who is these people? Who is these people? Who is these people? Sometimes in Melbourne, that's sort of your older classic hits

listeners. But I think sort of any one of their finger in the pulses are gone fully-ditch, Betty. You're the digits, taking the grandparents to the shop. Yeah, they do. Mika, there you go. I hope that is somewhat liberating. Amazing. Honestly, boys, I very much appreciate the effort.

Thank you so much. I'm so excited to go back to you until in that we've found it. So, be honest, it is what we're here for. What literally, what else are we doing with our day? I'm not going to. Ando, feeling you have an equilibrium this week. For what's in moods? Yeah, I've been relatively chipper.

Let's rock the boat. Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way it likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy. What's upsetting Andy? The nominations continue to fly in our producers, contact them back so that they may upset you verbally. Yes.

After writing in and pitching on how to upset you in text form. Yes. They then graduate to the finals round, which is the verbal upsetting stage. Matt, Matt is giving us buzz. Matt, be careful, Matt, because some people think things are up, so I'm just trying to rattle you, mate. So I get rattled, Matt.

Oh, boys, I can have a go on. That's going to be a bunch of all in the wall. Yeah, we should be sure that before you'll do it again, you know, for years, I have never punched all in the wall. Yeah, we should be just driving before you'll do it again. He's known for years. I have never punched a wall in the wall. Fallen out first. Set a scared co-working. Yeah, I'm not just like up this one, I mean.

So, you know, you're drier. You know, you've got the length filter in the dryer. Every time. So, yeah, you've got to amp your doubt every time. That's right. You chuck in the bin. Back doesn't. She gets told. No.

My girlfriend does a similar thing. She ampers it out, but rather than chucking in the bin, she just chucked it all on the bean. Beck doesn't. She gets told. No. My girlfriend does a similar thing. She empties it out, but rather than chucking in the beans, she just chucked it all on the floor and let's build up for a week and come to the end of the week, picks it all up and chucked in the bean. Soon be too much of a run there. I do a bit of that. Beck you can clean it coming through any day now. All aboard. It's really like leaving lint at the vacuum cleaner station just waiting for it to catch its wind frame Not like you know the vacuum cleaner is gonna get emptied in the bin eventually There's a faster exactly a much faster way to do this which is leave the lint on the floor. I have it

I have a bin close by I bet you do I bet you I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet in I bet in I bet in I bet in I bet you I bet in I bet in I bet in the. Oh, how many things you got in? I have one. How many bins? I've probably got a bin for all these many bins. I've got one for my red row. I've got a bin bin. You're right, Maddie.

Just in your regular spots, but every bathroom... I bet you have a laundry bin, yeah? Every bathroom. How many bathrooms you got in there? Get it, Maddie. It's a three bathroom. I've got three bathrooms. What a powder room and two bathrooms. I'm favourable. That's normal.

That is a normal amount of bathrooms. Oh, you lost track of every bins you had. That would have been the top end of the town. Thank you. Thank you, Matt. All right, Matt, I'll just scoring a nine-punch combo. Among the rows. And, uh, thankfully I got it to the ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ding-ing around on them.

Getting water splatted by face. As I rush into Andy with that cold piece of metal they like to put it above the eyes of a wounded boxer. And then back in with Dean. Dean, I'll tell you. Hi boys. Hi, Dean. What have you got to upset Andy? There are. So boys, as I know you both are former students.

And the student way, obviously, love to eat, height cleaning up in the old warehouse. If I've made some two minute noodles for the mega rank, I'll tend to just leave the bowl in the kitchen and wait for the next day and then just make another bowl in the same old dirty dish. Yeah, that upsets me. Well, really?

There's no point, there's no point in a step point in cleaning it up. Well, because there's no point in mass cleaning when you break it down like that, we'll get done again. I'm with you, Dean. I'm a plate preserver for another piece of toast. If it's, it hasn't marked it up too much for it, using it later on. It can see that's a dry, that's a dry way. But a dry way. But also the residue at the bottom, it'll create more character for the next meal. Yes, you've mispronounced bacteria. It creates more bacteria. See the next one. Dean, I am partially with you here. I will reuse a bowl for the same food later.

I don't care how many days have passed, but I will reuse pasta for pasta because I have no concerns for the hygiene of it. I just for the flavour. I would not, I wouldn't, I'm not maximum fast on this because I wouldn't put fried rice in yesterday's bowl and a his bowl. But I would put bowling days in yesterday's bowl and a his bowl. Mixing foods, I feel like there's a bit of contamination there you don't want to. Somehow it feels dirty to mix them, but somehow if you put the same food in the old bowl, he's going to know. All right, you too. Well, they can be're just scusting food. Fenty to be asked.

Yeah, sometimes it's just devolved into grub club. Yeah. Can I ask you, Andy? Andy, quickly, before you get to Maddie, would you, if you made veggie mite toast, now you've got some dry waste of crums on the plate, but there's also probably a smear of veggie mite. One hour later, sorry, there will be no

�s to be a veggie mite, but yeah, it can happen. Yeah, you're not a god, not a boy watch. A, a, an errant pickup could somehow drag a piece of the veggie might across the plate. Okay, I'll play along with this weird. I've been. play along with this weird, I bet. I'm so happy. This is pointed in himself, if he lets a crumb hit the blade, just need 100% toast efficiency in the mouth. If you saw us, me or a veggie mite, which I get to you, I suppose, now, you're knowing that would set you off as if we were a real skidmark on the blade.

But would you make peanut butter toast on that plate? I think I would. I was not dry waste anymore that plate? I think I would. Was it not dry waste anymore? No, I think I would. I think I'd be comfy there. We're in the same realm. Peanut butter, veggie mack. Yeah.

Look at you, Lisa. Live a live all you know. You know, we've all been through a tough lockdown. You've got to do something crazy before you're 50. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. What a hoi, Maddie. What have you got to upset Andy?

So my partner and I watched a lot of Netflix and Disney No, no, no, no, no. What are you, Maddie? What have you got, Tubbs, and Andy? Though my partner and I watched a lot of Netflix and Disney Plus, except Tru, and for it's time for us to go out all going to go to sleep, he'll just hit the power button on the remote instead of exiting the show, which means next time we go to watch the show, we have to rewatch the last. I hate it. Oh, is there another way?

What are you guys doing? What are you doing? Are you going back out to the menu? Well, preferably you go back out to the menu so you can go anywhere for when you are back in. But what's happening in Maddie's instance, is the show is still playing. Yeah, that's what I do. And then you have to re-wine and find where you were.

You have to be respected, though. You've already seen it and you're going to skip forward and it's just so much extra time. It's awful. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty clear. And I think it will be funny, Maddie, because like if we're watching, just seeing submarine drama, um, visual, and you press stop, there's a good chance we'll be watching gripping submarine drama, visual tomorrow night as well. And so you press play again, and you're back to the same spot. But that's what happens in the app anyway. This is resume and you resume.

But you have not, you've pressed less buttons in the event, you're continuing on. Yes. But you're pressing pause. Maddie's saying that her partner's not even pressing pause. I'm not pressing pause. I was turning the whole thing off. Good night.

You're done. I mean, not everyone can be like you, any powering down, resetting, unplugging everything, packing the TV back in the guitar. It keeps working. Driving it back to Bingley, putting it back on the shelf. No, Jessica, I want to start from scratch tomorrow. No, Jessica, no, haves not far off

because we're in the first, hey, we've been able to bought my first ever computer, yeah, the Xbandy all over. And we were in the first, we were having a ball my first ever computer together. And it's sandy all over. And it came with the foam, you know, the little bit of foam that sits over the keypad. Oh yeah, you protect it while it's in the box. Yeah, yeah.

Between the keypad and the screen, yeah. I kept that foam. And did you replace it every time you'd play? Every day, we would get to the radio station. Our laptops would come open, would open, they were the white eyeballs. And I'd see Andy with that thin bit of foam, and I'd go,

she says, well, I'm going to be doing it, because I, I'm trying to, where would you pack your foam while you weren't using it? Just aside. Oh, and to the foam butt lock. And the other station, the foam case made up. I'm not,

but that had a wax paper liner in it, which you would then have to take out and put in a different plastic suitcase. But it also came with a plastic cap on the MagSafe was pre-magsafe. Are you being exact dangerous? Yeah, it was. You just put it in and it could rip out. And on your cord on your power cord, it had a little plastic cap that sat over the power cord, like a lid on a DL, on a roll on diodorant.

Yep. But why less useful? Because what were you expecting for nothing? Yeah, exactly. And the Amy was obsessed with the cap. I would put the cap. I'd quite upset when he lost the cap. But it didn't know.

I'd eaten it. I'd smug in the knowledge. I'd swallowed his most prized possession. Ah, all right, let's round this out. So far, three from three. Jacob, can you upset Andy? Boy, boys, hey, he's going. He's a hoi mate. So basically, I'm in and out of the workshop to the office a lot.

I know we do. And I've got to enter the pass, go every time I go back in the office into the lats off. Anyway, I don't have time to enter the password correctly all the time. So if I know one of my big fat fingers is slipped over and pressed the S instead of the A, I'll just press Enter and just copy the incorrect password to attempt left and go again. Yeah, so if you know you're deliberately wrong, you'll just go, okay, Enter, two left and you get it wrong again rather than backspacing. You'll just go, you'll submit a wrong one to get you back to the start.

That's it. That's it. Jacob, unlucky, it's not four from four, because I do exactly the same thing. Real hard. You run that dangerous. What if you're on the final one, and oh, the final one, it's the final one, you don't present a bit, because then you're not getting in regardless. Yeah, but if it's your last try and you think you might have made a mistake, I'll go back probably.

Yeah, you delay backspace then. What do you do there, Jacob? If it's your last try, you think you've made a mistake, but you can't tell because it's all the little circles in the password box. I know I'm IT supports number. So you'll go again, press enter. Who could be bothered backspace? So I've done it again, guys. Come on, I'm luckier. Nicely done. But Jacob, I do the same. If you're already halfway through and you think I made a mistake, try it out.

Maybe you didn't. That's exciting. And it's also more efficient getting it straight back to zero to start again. Bit of a gamble. Do you ever, I have a thing about, you know, you can click on show password. Yes.

I have a thing that that's for the week. I won't. I do a bit as well. I won't. I go, no, no, no, no, no, no. That's like bumper boy. I don't need the help. It's actually, I'll do this.

I'll do the growing ups way. Well, you have to be good enough to know what you're hitting. Let's back to it. OK, boys. Let's go. Okay boys, I'm very excited for you both because something amazing is about to happen. Something a paradigm shift. Something that will you think of your life pre-this event and now post this event. We'll split your life into two pieces. And Hamish did organised music which sounds great which means it must be important. You've put some thought into this. You know minimal. But yeah. Last minute. Okay. Could we please bring in Andy and Jack's presence? Okay.

Income Sarah. Is this something that we have ordered from a long time ago? What are we looking at? Please enjoy. The Pepec can enjoy your Pepec Hammond's voice. Oh my, wow. Look at that. Take him out. Can they agree?

Can I say first of all, I thought it was a gun. The Pepec can. Sorry to die. Sorry to die. I've been using mine for a few days and Jack, your first onto what I'm going to call my many revelations of the Pepe Cannon. Jack's got it. Jack's got the first one.

You got to press the button down on the top there, and that pops the, that pops the cat. So it's got a lid, hang on, yeah, it's got a lid. You take off, you get a lid off. So at the moment it looks like a torch, guys, like it's got a lid, hang on, yeah, it's got a lid, that you take off, that you get. Yeah, take that lid off. So at the moment it looks like a torch, guys, like it's this. It does, it looks like a big, thick mag light torch, or a bit of a, kind of a, it looks like a time capsule that have on a space station.

Yes, it's heavy. It's heavy, heavy than you'd think. Yeah, well that's, yeah, that is a plus, that's, congratulations, Andy, that's number two in my revelations of the pepper cannon. And it's not actually a cannon. I've already got some peppercorns in there. Yeah, great. Congratulations, Andy, that's number two in my revelations of the Pepper Cannon. It's not actually a cannon. I've already got some peppercorns in there.

Yeah, great. I've put a bit of ammo in for you guys. Oh, it's there. No. How? The way, what you want to do on the bottom there is you'll see a twist, you'll see a lever. Turn it all the way as far as you can clockwise.

Right? Like this one. Oh, it says course or fine. Yep. So lock it all the way up, then undo it backwards. Annie clockwise about six to eight clicks. Okay, so I've got, see, sadly when I first looked underneath, I thought it said course or fire. And I thought, that's gonna be gun-related. Yep, no, it's not a cannon.

It's a, it is a pepper grinder. We bought these just for a bit of context for everyone. We put our order in on, when these were at Kickstarter stage. Yes. Six months ago, I reckon, it was a long time ago. So you're there for firing? Yeah. Can I say my initial thoughts on it?

So I thought it was going to be some sort of gun, like a Nerf gun, but you fired out. Yeah. Absolutely. Do you know what I thought it was going to be like in the Simpsons when Homer invents the Makeup Shotgun? Yes. Any blasted on Marge's face? Hang on, so what?

Do we have any firing mechanism at all? I'm just, I'm a goat pepper out now just by grinding. So at the moment, I'm just holding it heavy pepper grinder. That's how it comes out. So it's not a camera. It's just a pepper grinder. I keep pressing the top button, expecting it to fire.

No, that's, that's gives you access to the pepper chamber. There are no backers. It's just a pepper grinder. It's why I was in I kicked stuff. And I was in all the panards. Congratulations. Jack, you are at my number three of the pepper cannon revelations. What?

I'll be honest with you. I was trying to keep the vibe up when it first came in because they didn't want to lead the witness. I too, I'm just as confused as you guys. And I've used it for three days. If you read the mat, it's a grinder. It's a pepper grinder. It's a well machined. I think we can give it that. It's a very well-made pepper grinder. If this is a cannon, all pepper grinders are cannon. Yes. Because it's no

difference. Revelation number four. Yes, it is a grinder. And then you're supposed to go with the novelty of the cannon taken away. You have your experience, you would I experience, which is the slow thinking realization, but all you're going to get, the only fun you're going to get from this thing is pepper. And you already had that fun available to you. Probably for years now with your own pepper grinders at home. And then you'll start thinking thinking if you're anything like me How often do I use pepper and then you'll start thinking not a lot did they not a lot for this to be the only fun I'm getting from today's purchase and

When we promise that we'll be Stearnishing amounts yeah guy on the ad said when he gave it a few grinds He's family asked him why he's smiling so much. Was that like the ad? Dad, why are you smiling so much? And he was like, I've just had the pepper grinder or the pepper cannon. And they're like, oh great, finally, dad's complete.

He was pretty grumpy before, but now we can have a proper relationship with our father because he has got the pepper cannon. We were going to all go home with it. Yes. Individually use it. Then hang around our partners to see whether they could pick up at a change of demeanor. Well, I've been doing that. And so it hasn't picked up on my change of mood. Probably because there

hasn't been one. Well, I was, I was looking for a finger. You know, you put, you put, it's kind of the size of a red ball, you know, maybe you're going to, maybe even a mother quite quite, someone who's going red bull in a mother. Things deodorant. And so you can imagine that volume of peppercorns. In the ad, I thought when you discharged the cannon, the way it made it sound was like probably within two seconds all the peppercorns would be gone.

That's how fast this thing was grinding. And I had visions of, say, we cook a lovely catcher, a peppy or something. And you want some extra pepper and you're on the other side of the house and you go to me, hey mate, can you fire me a bit of pepper and with accuracy from several meters away, I can hit the top of your pasta, which is not like an anti-aircraft camera, like tracifier, arching across the sky into the pan. Yeah, but unfortunately, I'm gonna have to walk across.

It's a pepper grinder. No, yeah, it's hand-to-hand combat. It's not a pepper. So it's a close range weapon. At any point, Hayme, did they change what they were making on Kickstarter in the North? No, I went back. And I, real, no, I did, I went back

and I was like, why do we get so excited about the pepper cannon? And I think it was just the name of the cannon. All it solves. And you've read them, you've got the instructions there and I read them the same. All it solves is it's like it's addressing this worldwide fury that pepper's not coming out fast enough for pepper grinders, which they're just, such a problem just does not exist

to my problem. With that. Their whole company is devoted to solving like the tyranny of current pepper grinders. And I just don't think current pepper grinders have that big deal. It says that tagline is more pepperless cranking. But I think if anything, people are familiar with how they crank and how much pepper is going to come out. So they want for instance, it's in Zoe. It's for cranks. You want this, it's like the same amount of toothpaste coming out.

You know, it's fine, you know. Yes, we don't need that we don't need, like, the toothpaste belt fed machine gun. We were getting the right amount of- You know, the restaurant they come over, we go, you're like, pepper. Yeah. It takes two cranks.

Yeah. And then if you say more, please, in which case you'd be in the top 1 percent of Peppa Nuts, it's one more crank. How much? How much? How much we've been in there? Two much. I mean, you do, I think.

Right. Yeah, it's come out of the joint account. But look, I mean, have you had a success at all from impulse club? Well, yeah, I mean, yes, our impulse has been scratched. That's the success. No product has been, we haven't had a single product come in. I've still got, the only one I've still got is the cube with different colors, but I'd never use it. We haven't meant to, it's not an everyday item. It's's just it's more of a it's called an executive toy You can't write things on whether you still have them as there Oh, I never it's pointless. It is. Yeah, but I mean you've probably still got a lot of pointless stuff I guess you keep to the start you probably still got your first guitar pick or something

But you can use that you can use the You can use that. You can use the key. You can see interesting colors. Just throw it in your goose. Anyway, no refunds on the LP cannons. PARTY OF THE EARL PARTY OF THE EARL I'm selling very well Power Moves book volume two.

The original, or disonable second run of the original is available, homesteadie.com, but more great palmoves keep coming in. So who knows in future years there may be a third edition. I mean, I'm just looking at Marles today. Who the has to be? Or at least, at least a long pamphlet. Like, if we don't have enough for a book, the world's biggest pamphlet.

Still at 140 GSM, 256 gsm, paid for the world's longest, best quality pamphlet. And I mean, my, we often talk that the pamphlet can fall into the legend or our whole category. And certainly the latter categories by far the biggest. These, what I've got today are harsh. I'll preface this by saying. They've just all kind of just,

they seem to have been a theme this week because we're looking through the emails. I went, you know what? We just lean into it. I prefaced these by going there harsh, but you can't deny the power. Great. Look, the first comes from James.

It's short. He acknowledges it's harsh, but this is it. If you see someone crying, lean in and ask, is it because of your hair cut? It's a dick move, but it is powerful nonetheless. I love it. This one comes in from Nathan, you're at a party or gathering that has a fire pit I love it, I love it. This one comes in from Nathan Hem.

You've got a party or gathering that has a fire pit. No, everyone is gathered around that. Right before you leave, put every bit of wood you can find safely on the fire pit and immediately leave. It makes the remaining guess way too hot and they also can't leave until it's burnt right there. Kind of the outdoor version of just turning the firmest that up on your way out of the party, isn't it?

Just putting the heating on 35. Ando, okay, this comes in from Dane. Yep. Hey guys, when you meet a celebrity after your, walk away and say, I guess that's why they say never meet your heroes. LAUGHTER Slaves them wondering what they could have done better. Really like it. From Zane, Powmuth, Colin.

When leaving your friend's house, ask Paul Hartley if you can use their bathroom before you go. They'll be assuming that you need to use the toilet. Instead, take a shower. This comes in from Nick. When you and your mates dress up for a Halloween party, and one of your mates dresses up for, say, example, as Superman, go up to them and say, I see you've gone with Virgin Superman this year. This leaves the victim embarrassed and feeling like a virgin for the rest of the night. Works with any costume. Oh cool Virgin zombie. Oh my God. I hate to do this to you, but there's been a strong accusation come in with evidence that

you've lost touch with the common man and I think it's the duty of the show to raise these, allow the person to refute. I mean, this one comes in from Bethany Taylor. She takes us back to the 28th of May 2007. She's been listening to the back catalog. A man can change. Well, I'll let me enter into the record the notion that a man can change.

It's possible back then, Andy. I was embossed that really 2007 were flying as high as you could fly. Yeah. So, heavy days. I think that's the year we made the bucket spin at KFC. So, with great power, maybe I did lose touch for a second, we'll see. No, she's saying she's got evidence of youth as a control experiment. This is your position on something back in 2007. Oh, that's not okay.

Yep, damn it. Man has changed. And maybe your position has changed. I looked up the audio with our elite team, Marci. And it was when you had lost, you'd left your wallet at Cafe 54 or whatever that Cafe was down the road where you used to go to at the radio station. Yeah, remember the very first radio station? We're in there was only one cafe within 90 kilometres of the building and everybody was amazing. It was one of those cafes that just names themselves after the address. So it was like, yeah, Cafe 245 or something like that, that's the address of the road it was.

And it didn't have to try. And it didn't. They rang the studio to say that you left your wallet. I actually picked up and went, oh great, I'll take care of this. And I got, I got Marcus from sales to call you as if he'd found your wallet to find out what kind of reward you would give for it. And this is what went down. Just wondering, you know, maybe there was a reward or, you know, I could get something for

the wallet or? I'm happy to. What do you think? It's 20 bucks. A good reward. I don't think there was any money in it anyway, but I'll find 20 bucks. $1000? $1000? $1000 seems high. Are you answering it now? Are you interested in becoming a hostage situation? Well, you know, you're ready. Are you guys in a lot of money?

Oh, absolutely, mate. There's a fortune in a radio. I'm not here without a box mate. I really am very grateful for you finding the wallet. Well, I'm going to. $500? $500. I mean, if you don't want to give it up, that's fine. very grateful for you finding the uh... for you find the wallet one of the five five hundred dollars i mean if you don't give it up that fine if you do i'd be very appreciative of giving to you i don't know the meaning here

i might ask you five hundred i've come i know you are not in the end and that's very grateful unfortunately i can probably only give you as a token of my gratitude thirty bucks i would have thought that would be a... How much do you earn, 20 bucks? Am I meant to give you a percentage of a salary here? Is that what you say?

Maybe you can keep it then. Go nuts. And how you bought it? I'm in trouble. I was just trying to figure out that's completely hardballed in. Yes. You got to fail that with him. And he didn't appreciate, I mean, in good negotiating, I did creep there from 20 to 30.

So it was sliding upwards, probably 50 was inside. So Bethany says, 25 to $30 was where we thought, or where you thought a reward for a wallet would be. Yeah. Cut back to him. A few weeks ago on the podcast, this same topic comes up, Hey, Mish, this is your position.

If you lose your wallet and it's got like $100 in it. up back to on the a few weeks ago on the podcast, this same topic comes up, hey, Mish, this is your position. Feelers, you wallet, and it's got like $100 in it. Okay, and someone brings it back to you and it still has the cash in it. I think the right thing to is given the cash. All of it. I would. Maybe up to 100.

Up to 100. So I'm just tougher. And I, yeah, I stand by, I stand by that increase. Look, you think inflation, you think inflation from 2007 to 2020? I would say, I would say, I mean, without wanting to adopt the character that you were making Christian adopt,

the guy from sales having to go at us, I would say that our position has changed. Mark, sorry, Marcus. Sorry, Marcus, you know, from me 14 years ago, I was living in a share house, times have changed to the point where I would, if someone had found the wallet, I'd be happy to make their day with $100 these days.

I don't think I'd be stick to the $20 rule as firmly. Is that an example of losing touch? Being too generous, it is the most... Too charitable, I suppose. Yeah, I mean, it's something I'm working on, but I'm ironically too generous, especially to those that I don't even know. It's an absolute bummer.

It's a flaw, but I don't think it's what I can get rid of. I don't like that. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.