Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2021 Ep 158

Episode Date: November 17, 2021

1. Doofy catch up 2. Apple vs. Spotify 3. Rod’s song – special skill 4. Power Moves 5. The health star mystery deepens 

A list-knife production. Activate your internet. Cos the Hamish and the podcast starts in 3, 2. Sorry, still buffering. 1. A hoi to me re Rhea Ganna Hamish. Jam, jam, I got a jam. A Hoi to me, Mid Ganna, Jam.

I can't help you out, I'm busy in the middle, mate. There's no one up there, you're fake, you're faker. There's heaps that you can't see. Stop trying, stop trying. To tell everyone you know as much as the Rhea, you know we're being chased. Get back there with more ammo. We're of course on ballerads. We're on the ballerads. Stop trying to tell everyone you know as much as the rear you know we're being chased get back there with more ever We're of course on board a well well-wore-to-land cast

We are and we're a tight-knit unit to put this fight The way you know we have a laugh and we we just about over the radio, but we're absolutely thick as thieves Yeah, and um yeah, Duffer the man next to us Wouldn't we Jack? The middle does seem easy. Like either somebody is coming. I'm not surprised. I'm surprised that you've got that seat. We got babies behind us. Let us know when they get to the middle. Oh, here we go. Couldn't take them out the rear. Could you now they've made it the middle? I guess I'll muffle Look at Blake, he's in front of us.

Oh, good luck. Let us know when they get to the middle. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Jack, Jack, Jack, it looks up for his cryptrabious because sorry, I wasn't paying attention. Where are the bus? Sorry guys, I thought that I heard they're at the back.

I can't really see. It sort of hurts my neck to crane back there. No doubt, two, Jack, oh, from what I remember about the layout of the Lancaster, the emergency, the evacuation doors close to the middle two. So you'd be first with this shoot on and out the while the rest of us try and protect the payload as she goes down. Where's Jack? Where's Jack? Oh, you're standing. Freshly scargot. That's the first.

Yes, more legroom. Just dangling headset resting over an unmanned machine gun as the door flaps in the wind and Jack sails to safe jammed and fast. Also a Hoi, two nice to have made it backf fellas. Yes, and Jack walks up to us. I thought he's got a shoe. Oh you got a shoe. Oh you later abandoned new ship.

What a mistake. No I hit the wrong button, I promise you. I'm sorry. Yes. A hoi also to Mitch who use the very easy to use uploading audio system at Hamishane.com. Hi boys and number six. Hope you're all well. to use the very easy to use uploading audio system at HamishNate.com. Hi boys and number six, hope you're all well. Polidies in advance, there should have been submitted weeks ago, but there are some challenges

submitting this online. What's up? What's up? Would have been very nice indeed. Who come in? But anyway, the reason for my call to you today is to conduct a government man-danted random gusto check or the RGC.

It's more commonly known here at the AAG, the Australian AGC for gusto. Please all submit your gusto sample into the microphone in front of you. And I'll take these results back to the boys and the lab and your results will be returned to you in about two to four weeks. Obviously don't near a mind of the penalties

for submitting false gusto, which of course is straight to a formal grilling. Do not pass, go, do not collect $200. Got my own, you number six. Cheers boys. Gusto, good here. How you feeling, Jack? I am feeling good too.

No, no, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no. I'm feeling, I'm feeling good. I'm feeling good. I am a human. No, that was Foskusta. It's not about a model. No, that was Foskust. This was a model. It was.

Because it wasn't as the kind of thing you'd absolutely say for Fosk. It was an unlucky one for Mitch to be a part of, because we came out for in gum. We didn't get each other except it. We actually came in a full World War II reenactment. Which is probably one of the highest gusto things you can do on a podcast. Hey, you kind do on a podcast. Hey, you kind of get if we ran a history podcast, like I know there are some great ones out there. I don't know if they have, are there any, like, you know, is it Dan Carlin's one that he's

just like us? Four hours and every hour. Five, six hours. Yeah, do they do reenactments on that? Where they go, you know, the Lancaster, bombers, the sort of 1% chance of returning. Do they then cut to like, you know, I got boogies in the back. Do they cut to, of course we have, we've only had a 1% chance of returning. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you think we can get going, shot down into the body boogies. But, you know, do they do those reenactments? I can't say I've sat down for the full four hours. No, I tried it. It is dense. You really got to love history. Yeah. I would know. I haven't done it all. But what I was going to say was in terms of the difficulty justo wise of what we did at the start, quite effortlessly.

And I reckon you definitely take that two or three times if you're producing a podcast. You go, that was great guys. We might try one more during the for the battle, because I just need you guys to be higher energy. So to your point, I'm just saying that we actually came out at a performance level. Amazing.

Unproven. It's the same. It's the same because I probably use the eyes because they were never had. Yeah. And so for then, for Jack, you transition into false I mean, unproved, insane gusto from probably his eyes, gusto we've ever had. Yep. And so for then, for Jack, you transition into false gusto was so strange. And at the end of the year,

to think we've still got it after a year. I'm sort of stuck in some sort of gusto thermal. This is sort of second wind. Hey, we've got to catch up with our man Duffy, for people who have just joined the podcast, welcome. But we do own digital horses. You buy them with, well, digital currency, which you have to exchange for real money.

So there's been some $10,000 we've put into this so far and we're hoping for a good return. Let's jump into it. BELL RINGS BELL RINGS BELL RINGS BELL RINGS Duffy, digital or hoi, do you? Digital or hoi, hey, guy and boys. Digital or hoi do you? Digital or hoi, hey, go and boys.

Digital or hoi, doof. We are great mate. Quick head count on the stables. What's better than that, President? More horses are getting born. You know, we've got horses running, horses shagging. Horses are doing everything in our stables. All under your watch for lie, not as a pervert.

That's a professional. Who's it a horse trainer? What's the heap count? How many horses do we have at the moment? So we're up to nine at the moment. That's quite a stable. We need money to renovate the stable. That's something that we could probably start to look at. There's some that aren't making the the great, I guess, from my point of view. So it's something

that we could probably have a chat about whether or not we start releasing some of the the thunder castle blood into the into the hands of the people. All right. Direct offspring and we can make it back some ethereal by selling some of those direct offspring and then we can continue breeding and it's pretty much the only sort of aspect of the game and the the industry that we haven't really done yet. So it's totally something we can think about as well. Yeah, well very happy to do that. I mean we could even maybe it's conversation for next year and we'd see how the horses go over Christmas if they enjoy the rest over a government mandate and podcast break. And we could even come back and, you know, maybe

one lucky listening gets a horse next. Lovely idea. Lovely idea. Hey, Jeff, we want to talk about Jack Post, the horse that is Jack Post. Digital horse. He was running well at a tournament. We then decided that we're going to let him run that out and then we're going to put him back in the stud burn. He was in there originally. We had a sexy ad. No one took up the offer to be in Seminole by Jack Perth Post. Quite unlike his wife who has taken up the offer in real life. She is with full at the moment. So did you have to log on to the online? No, hers was a freebie.

She did not have to pay the fee. That's how they get you Bianca. That's my first one. Always the free. So, Duf, we did reduce the price, I understand. Yep. So we went book and then we went over the top and then minimum price just to get some out.

And just to get him informed. Did anyone take up the offer? Yeah, so look, he ran really well. He just missed qualifying for that big tournament. That was a bit of a shame, but we're about to have another one in a couple of weeks. I hope he can lift a little bit, but he did really well in the stud barn. We put him into the bare bottom minimum and we had all three of us.

That's obviously with no pants. So bare bottom. So just to humiliate it. So just it's a bare bottom route. So we look at your bum and it just says at destiny is that he's showing off his bum to try to try. And also in Tiselad he's in anything. Just the absolute bare bottom. Clear better than the other in case we'll take their tops off. No, I'll do everything. OK, finally, no.

The top off. Everything. Bare bottom. So, Duffy, are you so, we've crushed this? Did it all three of the samples take it up? We did, and actually, as I put it in, I was like, geez, we've got two foot Tony here who's running well, who's a mayor. Jack Post, who's running well as a stallion.

They both are direct offspring of Thundercastle. So I do know from the platform that when you do a little bit of imbreding, you can actually get some sort of unique horses come out the other end. We got a spider horse. Yeah. So, we bred ourselves. So, Jack Post has become a big chef of... Candy sister. It's okay in Thorebred world, I guess.

Right. Yes, yes. You can only do half blood. You can't do full blood. You can do half on the mum's side. So, that's what we're doing there. Certainly going to make for some interesting conversations around the table at Christmas this year. Yes. What do you name it? What do you name it, Doof? Two-foot Posty.

Okay. That's the amalgamation of the two-foot Tony Jack Post. Jack Posty. Jack Posty, the digital horse, he's the dad of two foot post. Who else has Jack Post the digital horse slept with? Because Jack, what we were thinking, now you've done a very good voice is Jack Post the human. We use your voice to speak on behalf of Jack Post the digital horse. And you are two different entities as we've said, you're in a very happy relationship as in your human form. But in digital horse form, you are mad for it. You absolutely are. I think to use your words, your horny as hell, and you're ready to

inseminate other horses. Now, do you think if we could get the names of these two fillies that Jack has been with, Jack posted digital horse? We thought the right thing to do, Jack, since this is just happened, you can't just make love to these horses and leave them, never talk to them again. We thought the right thing to do would be to build up like an answering machine. And for you to, we'll call, and see if they're there, but if they're not, leave a message, at least thanking them, you know, at least saying it wasn't just a business transaction for you that...

Okay. So I'm me as a digital horse. Yeah, digital horse jack post. What do you think is the night right? Leaving a message after a one night's to well five minutes then really. Who am I ringing, Dave? I am so ready for this. This is obviously not set up at all, but one of the horse's name is Baby It's Gold. Baby It's Gold. The next one is called Hamish Blake. No way. I'm not, I'm not. No word of a mind.

Hamish Blake, F-P. So this is going to be a spate. F-P. It doesn't have to be a female horse. F-P. Sir, female horse with an F-P. Hey. We welcome, we welcome all.

We were bare bottom personality. We were bare bottom. When you think it was dark, things with lots of stuff, that we had a good time. All right, so first of all, this is great. OK, so first of all, who was the first one? Sugar baby? No.

Baby it's gold. Baby it's gold. OK, here we go, Jack. Let's call baby it's gold. Baby it's gold. Okay here we go Jack let's call baby it's gold. Hi youth gold. Baby it's gold. Sorry I can't get to the phone right now. A little giant. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Baby it's gold. It's Jack Post, the digital horse here. And I remember you from the encounter that we had. And just wanted to see how you were. And hope you're doing well.

I did have other partners that day, but I'm clean. And I hope you're having a great life. Maybe we'll cross paths again, maybe you will race. That would be fun. Anyway, gotta go. Have fun. What? What?

Why do you need to tell him you had a fun? It was so. Why do you need to ring up and go by the way? Kiss off the five other chicks on the dance floor. Had a good time, but. It has all the hallmarks of a sensitive message starting with, I hope message starting with I hope you will. I hope you're okay. First of all I'm just and then have fun. Hey have fun. I say

I'll be with you. There's one more person to call. I don't want to feel comfortable doing the Hamish one. Well you certainly seem to comfortable in the stunt bar mate. I have no problems in there. Hi youth cold. I'm is black SP. Sorry, I can't get to the phone right now. Little tired. Leave a message and I'll get back to you. Hey, Mitch mate. It's Jack Post, the digital horse. Just wanted to let you know that whatever we experience was purely a transactional thing and I don't have feelings for you but I hope that the baby that we have is a fast runner. Bye bye. No, I don't have feelings for you. Having said that, we are obviously having a baby.

So let's just hope that runs quick as it runs away from our dysfunctional relationship, as fast as it can, and into adulthood. Doofy will catch up in for the years in, mate. Thank you, mate. Oh, God. Good late. The Hamish Bake, if you're listing the horse,

you're gonna be a great mum. I hope you enjoy it. And I'm going to tread slightly, I'm going to tread lightly here because we're dealing with two, well, let's be honest, huge companies, but also two companies are a fan of. Okay. Apple, yes, we use and and and silly not looking to make any enemies on the side of Apple Spotify I use and I'm looking not silly looking to make enemies on the Spotify side of the fence. However, even just mentioning those two together, you feel a change in the air though. Yeah, because we all know it and for everyone that uses Apple products, we all know that Apple has its own thing, Apple Music.

Apple Music. And look, I've been there. I feel like I'm allowed to say what I'm about to say because we've all been there since like 2003 on iTunes, by an album, you know, been, had it going a long time. What if I came along? Yes, we're interested. It's a new model. We'd like to try this out. Yeah.

Well, instead of buying albums. Every song for 999 a month, seems for $9.99 a month seems good. Seems good. Seems good. And then Apple, of course, were like, well, we used to be the home of all music. Well, not obviously just going to let it go. Yes. We're doing Apple Music.

Spotify said fine. I assume. There's, I don't think there was a lot. No, I mean, it's what if I was like, hey, you know, sure, but we, I mean, Apple would know that when Apple Music and people are like, yes, but we are using Spotify. And Apple, like, we're a were a Spotify. It's available in the App Store.

We're not completely against them. We just prefer you use Apple Music. It's that really weird thing where when you ask, you know, your phone, when my phone connects to the car, it plays Apple music. And I don't have, I only have a few things on there. It's Apple music, it's fine. A lot of people like it, but people love it.

It's just not the thing, it's more than I'm not good at changing platforms. So once I was in with Spotify, I just get Spotify and understand I got my playlists, I mean, right? The problem it has, I mean, it's the most difficult, the problem for me, is it doesn't know me? That's fine, it doesn't know, I mean, it's the problem for me. Is it doesn't know me? That's fine. It's fine, it's fine, but like, if you're going to lunch with you and go, you order for me, and I'm like, that's great.

That's good. That's good. Exactly, that's delicious. Or I'm going to lunch with the new guy. I could be a salad with quite a lot of fresh tomato in it. No, Chris. No, Chris. Oh fresh tomato in it. No, Chris. No, Chris. Oh, I'll pick it out.

No, Chris. No, Chris. Because it's late. So that's, and that's, and that's hard. And I'm sure, like, I'm sure Chris can learn. I'm sure Chris can learn. You've already got me. So what do you need, Chris?

He's the thing. It's like, we love, I love Spotify. And I love Apple's like, I love Spotify. And I love Apple. Of course I love Apple. We live in our phones and stuff and our whole life's in there. It's awkward that they don't get along. You know what, it's like being in a friendship group and being like, guys, we're all friends here.

Because it really struck me though that I, when I got in my car, you get in the car and it just automatically connects to Apple music for me. Because it goes, oh, you're in the car, you might want to listen to music. Any nose, series, so smart, aren't you? She knows. I never listened to Apple Music, but for some reason, when you're in the car, she goes,

oh, would you like to listen to like the one album you have on Apple Music? I have to listen to watch the throne by Jay Zing, like no, or whatever it is, like no, thank you. That's, I don't need that to just start up playing. So then I'm driving along and I felt like we're seeing to the Beatles, right? So I go, hey Siri, play the Beatles, right? Because I'll take anything.

Yeah, I don't need, you know, that's a pretty safe bet. And now nowadays, because it used to be that Siri was like, never, potentially never heard of Spotify. You know, come on guys, we know you know each other. Nowadays, with the newer iterations, Siri goes, okay, what app would you like that play on? Oh, I didn't know that. Yeah, so she's, so like people have obviously spoken up

to go, come on up, but you can't pretend Spotify doesn't exist anymore, like we all use it. Yep, they're both set in HR and they've got you to have to get along. Okay, I'll try, I'll try. I'll try not to keep pretending, but you don't know that they work here. Okay, you all work together.

We're really here for Amy. Let's not forget who we're here to serve. He's the guy buying you. He's bought the phone. He's bought the subscriptions. Come on, we're really here to make him happy. Let's just put our penny grievances aside try and work together.

I'm not like I don't have, I go play the Beatles and Spotify. She goes, sure. Now playing the Beatles and Spotify. And then literally, it just kept playing what was on Apple Music. So, Siri goes, yep, there it was. It's so passive-aggressive.

They just like clearly fiving. And I'm looking at the screen where it like feeds through to on the cut going, it's just, it just kept going. You keep going. She said, oh, absolutely, sure, that's what you want. No worries. Yeah, yeah, probably doesn't Spotify, absolutely.

And then just keep playing, just keep typing away. Like, and you're like, when were you guys? Yeah. You have to get along. Don't make me choose. You have to get along, guys, because I'm when were you guys? Yeah, you have to get along. Don't make me choose. You have to get along, because I'm not getting to use a Spotify phone. They don't make one. And they're not good at that. They're not good at all the other things Apple does. Yes. Not going to use a Spotify iPad. They don't make one. But sometimes on the thing Apple, I feel I

could give you a lot of air time. Very appreciative for all you do. You have to know that we're going to keep inviting Spotify along. She's going to come to the wedding. She's going to be at the wedding. She's going to be there. Can you guys get along? Okay, said enough. And special skill fell to my side of the fence, my side of the email fence. They did get split 50, 50, and really brief description of the special skill.

Comes in from a alert listener, legend named Rod. Rod, brilliant. I know it's your point out, actually, him, but anyone can go to hemichee.com and fill out our very important podcast to form and include special skills could be more involved in the show. If you've got something that you don't think has been recognized by normal society,

you could win a Hamishan Andy coin, an analog coin, in which in this day and age of digital currency is surely a more valuable thing. There is a reference on the back that it's worth one Bitcoin. That's our choosing, That's what we've chosen to peg the currency to that. You of course need to, you do need to find someone that's willing to trade at that price. Yes.

Once it's left our hands up to you, what you do with it. Yep. That's just our, that's our best guess. You know, you're a reporter, the value you want on a coin. And that's the beauty of being the central bank. And Rod writes in and he has just simply written, I can insert my name seamlessly into any song. Yeah, that's it. I don't know if it's an original song, I don't know if I assume any song implies that it's like an existing popular song.

Have to prosecute this a touch more, don't we? Well, I feel like we need to draw down this because I would say, to me seamlessly is the part. Okay, okay. I would like to test right out over the phone and really I think it's up to us just to pick the scenes. If we can spot the scene, I think that's kind of the scheme.

So it's still for a coin though. He's going to have to do well for a coin. Okay. I think he's going to have to do well for a coin, but he does join us a whole rod. A whole rod, boy. Have you both had it? No need. A rod.

So when you say you can seamlessly insert your name into any song, is it within the lyrics of a whole song or is it into the song title? What is it? Into the lyrics of the song, mate. Yeah. Okay. So can we throw any song? Oh, I can't get confidence. Any song at you and you'll pick out a line within it

and your name will fit. I absolutely. So if you pick out the song, I'll run it through in my head and it's quicker time as I possibly can and see where it can fit within that song. And it might be the full name, it might just be the first name,

but I'll find a way to get it in there somehow. Seemously. Wow, also sometimes you put, because your second name is winner, Rod winner. Correct. So sometimes you put winner instead of Rod. Yeah, Rod winner. So do you want me to say how it initially started?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Literally, I was driving home from fully training one night and one my team made to pull it up at the lights next to me. When down is Window and he goes are you listening to this your name is in this song so I turned over to the station he was on and it was radio heads creep. So and we started singing to each other in the cars next door to each other and it was going and an armour, creep, a road with... RUN! And from that moment on, every time I listened to a song,

even in my head, I was just trying to insert my name into it. All right. So you've been honing this skill. Okay, this is good, Andy. Well, it's good. We've got three songs here. If you can seamlessly pop it in your name, either full name or just part of it,

into all three songs, you've got yourself a coin. Do we give? Now, when you said Rod, you run the song through as quickly as you possibly can in your head. How long does that take to scan it through? Well, that's a good question because sometimes it can be a bit long and sometimes it can be immediate.

That's all right. We'll put some whole music in as you think and we'll throw the first one at you right now. The first song hopefully not. Are we giving a maximum? No, I'm going to give a maximum of 10 seconds and then we go, we're going to need to hear it. Give you 20. Okay. Great. Give you 20 seconds, Rod. Rod, okay. seconds, Ron. Ron? Okay. The first song is Bon Jovi's Blaze of Glory. I'm sorry. Would you like to listen to the song? Is that asking too much of Jack? It probably is.

Good instinct. Why that could be too. You would have type it in the system, Jack O'Nse. I'm going down in a blazing low, man. And Lord, I never too first, but I too first, but I'm going sign. I'm calling you down. God, I think I've got it. Joe Fritt, Rod. I'm not going to sing the whole song, but Lord, I never drew first, but I drew first, blood, I'm devil, son.

Call me Rudd, son. I I eat the pickup way he said rod I am gonna quickly look at plays of glory. Lyrics, just to see. What? Did you Google the links there? No, God no, I absolutely no. OK. OK, I'm sure the lyrics aren't right. What I just sung.

Lord, I never drew first, but I drew first blood on a devil's son. Call me young. Call me young. Yeah. You should call me Rod. Yeah, Rod's son. Rod's son. Yeah, you should call me Rod. Yeah, Rod son. Rod son, you.

Which is not bad because it implies that Rod's the devil, which kind of gives you a pretty bad, bad, arse-viven that son. I'm going to give it a pass, I'm going to give it a pass. That's a good pass. Okay, what do we get next? Stay away to heaven, time starts now. Stay away to heaven, time starts now. We can't get past the first person, my lyrics in my head. Jack, can we play a little bit?

Can you find it? Oh, I'm out of help so much. Yep, I've got a bit of a blank on this one. This goes for quite a while, Jack. Maybe fast, maybe skips, or it's about four minutes. Top one. Maybe do you want to give it a bit of the first bit? Jack, there is a bit more ballad-y, like a little bit before it kicks in. Yeah, maybe. It's pretty heavy that bit.

It's good listening though. Right, I got it. Right. Oh, okay. Great, great. Take it away, Rod. Ooh, and it makes Rod one better. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. One more, one more, one more. Keep the people what they want to do. Come on. Keep on. By radio heads. Oh, god. Oh, god. All right, Kyle, one more. Here we go. Single ladies, Fabiance. Oh, the single ladies.

Oh, the single ladies. Oh, the Rodney winners. Oh, the Rodney winners. Oh, the Rodney winners. Oh, the Rodney winners. Oh, the Rodney winners. Oh, the Rodney winners. Oh, the Rodney winners. Oh, the Rodney winners. Oh, the Rodney winners. Oh, the Rodney winners.

Put your hands up. I think I just love the confidence. Oh, again, I picked this scene. I did see the scene a little bit on that one. Right, Rhonda, take a good note, Vowey. He's coming your way. Brilliant staff. Lips big.

Thank you. Thank you for sharing that gift. Thank Brilliant staff, live, thank you. Thank you. Thank you for sharing that gift. Thank you, lad. Good on you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, obviously last week we saw the power of his book

in The Flesh, which is exciting. This is Volume 2. Such flesh, too. I think. Well, it is, it's a meaty flesh, isn't exciting. This is volume touch. Such flesh too. I think. Well, it is, it's a meaty flesh, isn't it? It's hefty. It's a meaty book. You don't know often, and for good reason,

you don't often describe a book as meaty, but it isn't meaty book, because what are the meaty books that you can get? I'm heading into Christmas, perfect, a Christmas gift. Don't buy it for a frail person though, I would say, because the pages are so... Big strength.

Four arms strength. These are the things you want to think about. Yeah, the grams, what is the grams per square inch? Yeah. Yeah. It's almost a legal calling it paper, because it really is thin cardboard, if you're a page. It feels like paper though, it flops beautifully.

Jeez, doesn't it? Flops. So I don't know what they've done to the molecules to make them so lubricate it next to each other because you go, this should move like a brick but it moves like a mercury. Yeah, so smooth. Yes, but really, I mean, it's not that bad yourself.

We're highlighting the physical properties of the book but it's actually what's printed in there that's so fun. Yeah, the content often content Hamish nanny dot com if you need to get if you want to get your book pre-order now Hawks tells us that they're in momentarily. It's gonna be there to week or so But on the water already it might even be yeah, no, it hasn't landed My dear We were getting excited about.

Pray for the calm seas, because that's the only thing that can stop it at the moment. They do lose some days with rough seas. It can happen. At the moment, the ship, I'm just looking at the ship. I'm on shipfracker.org. And it should be pulling into the docks later today. No, we're doing that. However, if I do see a storm, they might,

they'll probably backtrack a little bit to go around that storm. So we pray for calm weather. Or anyhow, if you want them before Christmas, they are going fast. What a present to you. And if you're one of those people that's like, I meant to get the book, do you have any books left? Whatever last time around, don't be that person this summer for volume two of our moves. Hey, before we do power moves today, I've got something that I think is the first time this has ever happened, it's in the category of power moves.

But it's the inverse, okay? It's where I accidentally gave someone an enormous amount of power. Right. Okay, so it's almost like a power slip. You're not even, oh my God, a power surrender. Yeah, yeah. A power surrender. Yeah. Yeah. And so this isn't like this is just to be clear. This isn't when someone does a power move on you. No. Like that's just they happen and you're often caught on a wears and you're

on the ropes and you that's bad luck because you just weren't ready for a great power move. That's the whole point of the book. There's a hundred in there if you want to do them to people. This is where this guy didn't do anything and I gave him all the hell. I wrapped up in a friggin' bow and just so he almost had no one to do with it. And did you do it accidentally? I did. Well that's that's important because obviously he walked up to you and you bowed. I was just going to him and going, my Lord I'm your servant and I'll do your bidding. Give me three names and I shall kill them for the many-faced God. And that would be a lot of power to give someone at calls or we're a few or a few shows to do.

This is a supermarket. Yeah, so that was important. So it's an accent slip. It's a power slip. It's the same. It's kind of like, you know, like status-wise. It's the same as if you were fumbling to get your bus fare out or something. A hundred dollar note flew out of your wallet. You had in there

from emergencies that your mum gave you. Corn in the way they just landed in someone else in the hospital. Yeah, it's mum's fault. Really? I keep telling her. No, yeah, I'm actually wearing a loft touch t-shirt today, so I can tell stories like this. But if the hundred dollar note got corn in the breeze, like the feather at the start of Forest Cump, and then just landed, boom, in someone's pocket. And then you couldn't say anything about it because it's too improbable, and they've got your $100. This is what happened to this guy. I gave him all this power, and he didn't really not to do with it. It was whatever. It was on this machine Lego masters at the moment.

And it was on the set, right? And one of the guys, one of the guys in audio just needed to check something, right? This happens when you had a microphone on there. Like you basically just, you just put your hands up. You run for a rest and then you're refreshed. It's not even being fresh, it happens all day long so you just allow them to do what they go to.

And you wear the mic pack on your ankle and stuff and they're like fiddling around with stuff. He was feeling like it was taking a bit like a tell that he was getting nervous because it's back in a few fun pulls and stuff like that. So I should have had all the power. Really in that sense, I should have been grinning going. Are they stopped shooting to have just the mic as well? So there's the pressure. I'm at the back. I'm at the back. I'm at the... Not a huge amount of pressure but I am needed on the floor soon rather than later. He's on these knees, mind your hands and knees. So, you pass it by in this situation

and be like, standing man has all the power. It's actually, it's not a shining shoe. It's something. I know people will be listening to me. How does it flip from here? His name's Dave, right? Finally, he sort of figures it out. And I can tell he's a bit flustered. So to make him feel better,

he's like, I'm so sorry, it's all good now, sorry about this, sorry. I go to say, I want to say thanks Dave. I also, in an active cardinous, and to show that I am in touch with a common man, I'm on his level, don't worry mate, we're all just doing our job here, you know, if we're too worried. I also went at the same time to say, thanks dude. And unfortunately the words got collapsed together and got conflated together. And I said thanks dad. I gotta say thanks dad. That would have been better than I would have had now. But when he stood up and looked at me, I said, thanks dad. And he's about to, like, about 21. And it just washed her like over his face, his flicker happened.

And then he was like, you're a toddler. This guy's dad. You've just done up your shoelaces and toddler. And your dad thinks, dad, now I can go and play. Thanks dad, I couldn't do that myself. And I was just like, what have I done? What have I done here? He's just got it all. He's got like, my dad is 21 years old. I'm a dad. We don't have a sound effect for power slips. We don't have a sound effect. I don't know if I'll ever see one again.

But let's jump into power please. This is an interesting one I want to kick it off with because I think it works. It's from David. He said he heard the podcast today in a short person power move, which he felt didn't quite hit the mark. Here's an old turn it. He said, when you're walking the streets, it starts raining. Look around at the shortest person you group and say just want to let you know it has started right From those in orbit Really good and a big pound of

And you'll see why comes in from Mrs. Earl Squirrelson, so I was named with her. My partner is a primary school teacher in a Catholic school. The other day, during the morning prayer session, he witnessed a power move between two students. So a little bit of a learning from him here, as a kid, I didn't go to a religious school. I didn't know that you did a morning prayer session, but make sense. And run out of primary schools, I guess, little the kids. You'll find God-labor in the later in life. get a morning prayer session, but make sense. And run out of primary schools, I guess, little of the kids. You'll find a little later in life. You know, God can be many places. And I feel like I can be within. He might not be at school.

So power move between two kids, a student had set a prayer. So for minus any of you, I guess it's a bit of a freestyle prayer session. So it goes us for whatever you want. You know, I would encourage to, I would assume, pray for help the family and peace yet. Goodwill for all, but maybe it seems a bit freestyle. Not a BMX bike. Also, if you've protected the forests, I'd love us to Nintendo Switch.

So, once you'd had said a prayer and asked for something to happen, then that news made its way to another student who then said a prayer and asked for the opposite thing. Careful. Careful, cancelling out the first student's prayer. Holds an account and it really is. The ultimate talent is you're using God. Yes. I mean, the name of the higher power.

Hey, this one's from Marcus Smith. Power move works best when your friend is an alpha dog kind of guy. Yeah. Introduce him to a new group as Robin. He'll ask why you go, well, obviously, Batman and Robin. He'll ask why, he'll go, well obviously, Batman and Robin. There we go, I guess. Ah, and I. When you see a friend or anyone else with a book that they've been reading for a little LAUGHTER LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

Ando. Mm-hmm. And Jack, as you know, we have been investigating the health star system that you find in supermarkets on foods. I thought we'd come to a dead end. No, well, I mean, that... We've left it as a gaping wound, didn't we? Yeah, but no one can walk out of the, you don't walk out of the operating theatre with a gaping

wound there. You keep digging. Yeah. I don't actually, I think you close it up. I wanted there on that day of medical school, so I think it wouldn't be on the test. But I thought we, what do you do with a K.P. We couldn't find an answer to the sold Hanna, brand. Yes. Just why? I mean, we're waiting. We're waiting to hear about. We've got a lot of interesting players.

I almost feel like we could do a crime podcast in parallel with our normal podcast. Yep. And the crime podcast is all about the star system. Because if you look at the prime suspects, to recap that story quickly, to the best of our memory, which is our favorite kind of memory, because it means you can be slightly wrong for more dramatic effects, but it was to the best of your memory. It was two identical boxes of Salt Harnor brand. On the back, the serving sizes were the same. The publication dates were the same. It wasn't like one

out of date one in the end of the, you know, both made in the same time. One was four stars, one was three and a half and it just sold in different parts of Australia. Now one of the, but they're only sold about an hour and a half away from each other, wasn't it? You only went through the city holiday and breezy, I think, to a coastal adventure. Yeah, no, it's not like ones that Tasmanian, box ones in Northern Territory, box. And without counting the salt harness specifically, because we suspect that's where the sugar resides. And that's the death that's not healthy for you in salt harness brand.

The visual inspection of the boxes was deemed the density of salt's is the same. The only thing that was different was there was a hockey Australia sponsorship on the front of the one with the four stars. This podcast is not suggesting for a second that any of Andy's friends from hockey Australia who he is fighting to protect. We're not suggesting for a second that they said to Sultana brand, we're not putting our name on that they said to Salt Tana brand, we're not putting our name on a three and a half star pack, but if you could find an extra half, if you could find a slightly healthier box, we'll put our name on that. We're not suggesting that haven't. I recuse myself at that point. You do wonder what their heck is going on

and why there are different star ratings. Anyway, the plot continues to pick. Australia did comment. Hey, I forgot about this. I think I saved it somewhere on the computer. Again, and again, I'm normally on the aside, but I don't think they tackle the main issue. They say, thanks for the shout out, Lads. This is on the official Twitter. Yeah, that's like the glove company saying, I know, J Simpson, thanks for the shout out lads. This is on the official Yeah, that's like the glove company saying I'm James Simpson thanks for the shout out Thank you for mentioning Winston's fine gloves. I saw you tried one on and caught. I'm sorry Didn't fit. Could they interest you in a bigger pair? We have a 30-day exchange

Not the point Not the point. So yeah, this is yeah,, he said, thanks for the shout out man. We just like to say that, sorry, this podcast is not, we're not saying that the Hockey Australia user isn't OJ Simpson in this case. Meal is a theoretical joke from two well-known pranksters. I'm not meant to be taken seriously in any legal sense. Thanks for the shout out, Lads.

So Tonya Brain is top notch stuff. So, Turner Brain is top notch stuff. So, Turner Brain is top notch stuff. So, Turner Brain is top notch stuff. So, Turner Brain is top notch stuff. Really right as a reply to being accused of being part of the scandal. Thank you so much for the shout out. And we have always part of ourselves of being highly influential. Oh, good. Again, again.

Again, this is world class. Yeah. this is world class. Yeah. Yeah. Then it's a privilege to get a mention on the Hamish Nanny podcast. We give it four and a half stars. So good. Good stuff from there. What do you call it in hockey where you get around a defender with these? Yeah. Probably that. What are you called jinking around or someone? Just, yeah, you know, draggable around of, yeah, you just, we've been dragged down. We've just completely, just stepped around us with absolute ease and done a stick trick on

the way through with the first issue. And then gave another little promo that attached was two pictures of the Sultanabran boss. It's an excellent response to a scandal, isn't it? It's great. Oh, yeah. Thank you for mentioning the Watergate Hotel in your recent article. We have many deluxe rooms suitable for all your business needs. So please to welcome all customers. Again, if you're saying in Washington, DC, the water game don't do.

All right, Andy, here I don't have anything on the saltine around front. I was just sort of bringing everyone up to the explosive levels we were at. And on finding two different house out ratings and exactly the same product, here's another one that absolutely is worth reporting. It comes from Kira and she's just sort of, she's just seen one again that does not add up. Our core question and our core confusion with the Hellstar system is, what the heck are they?

What are the stars aligned to? Who's doing them? We know sometimes the company can sell for a port. Is anyone checking it? What are the stars aligned to? Who's doing them? We know sometimes the company can self-report. Is anyone checking it? Because it seems like you can say whatever you want with the stars. And even though if you subscribe to that reality where there is some level of like,

you just self-report your stars, why are they all five stars? You know, that's the other thing that's confusing thing, because you see a bunch on the low end of the spectrum. Here's one that's getting four stars that you question. Yeah. How's this? Kira says, in Wolley's the other day, picking up milk

because regular milk. My daughter asks, for super duper bubble gum flavored milk. So I just think that's a real thing. I think it's by the same amount that make the icy poles they've branched into flavored milk. Yeah. I said no, that's not healthy, which again I think even super duper would agree with that.

Oh, is it not a milk place? Yeah, this doesn't come, this, this, something's done to it after the cows tongue. To make it super duper bubble gum flavoured milk. Absolutely. She pointed out that there are four health stars in the club. The exact same amount as the plain milk already in the trolley. I'm able to provide a good explanation. I was forced to purchase it.

Someone has to take care of this because by kids now think we can have bubblegum, super duper milk in our cereal. Wow. And I've just done a bit of my own research, which is super rare for this segment, but I understand we're like stepping into brands and issues here. I looked at just, just having a look now on the website,

on the woolly's website, there it is, four stars. 600 mil, super duper, bubble gum flavored milk. Now under that system, that's essentially the stars people saying, there is no nutritional difference in whatever the bubble gum flavoring is you're putting in the milk. That's completely healthy because it hasn't moved the stars. Yeah, fraction between normal milk and bubble gum flavor milk.

That's the stars people saying, Andy, you could have 500 leaders of the syrup that creates or whatever the addition is the bubble gum flavor. You would have no health fix. Because to us, it's celery. It's a zero. There's just zero nutritional difference to us. It's like eating air. You could have a ton of it. And you would, and you go about your day

because that doesn't move the stars, Neatle, please. Now that is a head scratcher. Please keep coming in. Oh, you got it all. I've got, you just got to throw this one more in. It's to do with cheese. I'm going to show you this photo now. Mm-hmm.

Look at this. This is a cream cheese dip. Let's bring onion and cream cheese. They don't have the graphic for the stuff. Oh, oh. They've written it small writing. Helster rating equals 0.5. Oh, no.

So they've been given a low hell star rating and instead of having to put it in the graphic on the front, they've listed it in the same font as and instead of having to put it in the graphic on the front, they've listed it in the same font as the ingredients and you would never notice it. You would never notice it. They've just kind of written. I feel sorry for cream cheese.

And say I get nothing. But whatever it is, they figure out the keels on that covenant right in the pan. Yes. So creams are half spring onion and chive cream cheese is a half star. Meanwhile, bubble gum milk is absolutely lauding it over. I'm going, we're eight times healthy of it. Who's doing this and what's the system? Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.