Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 166

Episode Date: April 6, 2022

1. Another choir chum 2. Window Wow 3. Alcohol percentage – special skill 4. Tall Terrier mud bath 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Ahoi to me point rider, Hamish. I never let you down, a ride point forever. Ahoi to me, drag rider. That is a hard spot traditionally.

Not really. You do put your time in as the drag rider and you'll come up on point. But I wouldn't take you up here this year. But if you can show me your... Show me that you've got what it takes down the drag end. You can come up to me. Most of the drag boys don't ever want to get up to point.

That's why we're absolutely, we have a few names of your drag boys, not fit in from Broncos. What are we doing? Ah, we're mustering. We are. Well done. Yes, we are cattle mustering. Paymish out front of the herd, like trailblazing. And you're at the rear keeping the herd moving on.

I'm a flank rider. I'm on the side. Jack in the dust. Just getting put on. Just inhaling aerosol poo. For months on end, dreaming of being a pointy with fresh lungs. Dream on. You'll never let you live it down.

You'll lost a steer mate. You can't let you be a point writer if you lose a steer. Also a Hoi 2 Cam from Jolong. A Hoi Boys, Cam from Jolong here. Just navigating your website while surfing the worldwide web by, got my new modem from Telecom yesterday and kicked him off the phone to upload this audio file. He started early. I anticipate that it will get to you at some stage, but at the moment the speed is looking

mighty fine, so I'd like to commend you on the speed of your website. Thank you. Love the podcast and I hope you get this sometime soon. Just got it, Ken. Just got it. Literally, we press the opener and Andy got a ding in the inbox. It's a far system, hamishneed.com, it's easy to upload.

We don't need a WhatsApp. I was actually making a book with an airline the other day. They had a WhatsApp. An airline, an airline. An airline now has a WhatsApp bag in hand to look. Why can't we? Yeah. Security.

What's not an articulate? A articulate airline. Unnamed. And it was actually a lovely touch to the personalisation. They get back to you as well on the WhatsApp. OK. Hey, I'm in the world. We've got a surprise.

Into an investigation that has been ongoing. We had this part listed as nothing at the top of the show because we wanted to keep it from our producer friend, Mike out there. I'm a seriously black. Podcast Mike, come on in. He's, he's, he's side. He's rolled his eyes.

You know what this is? You know what this is about. How many walks like that do you think you've done into the studio, Mike? Well, you're like, I roll. Here we go. Okay. What's this about? Mike, welcome.

Hello. Mike. Obviously. I'll give you a thing. Plenty of gusto off the bat. Mike, the very first show this year, we talked about you being on a scholarship and that you performed a green say song in your edition for Vocal Ensemble.

I don't believe you had to audition considering you were getting paid to be there by the school. We think of the functionary that people that were on scholarships are automatically going to get in. Yeah. Turns out that wasn't the case. Why would you make Michael Jordan prove that he's a good basketball player between championships three and four?

Yeah, exactly. Sorry, coach, I just assumed I was in the team. No, no, no. Yeah. Last audition. We had DJ Janeric on last week, Tyson and Ron, who also got a scholarship at, you may have missed that jack because you were tending to Gordon, but also got a scholarship at, you may have missed that jack because you were tendin to Gordon, but also got a scholarship. Of full or a half, they can only give half, apparently. He started on a quarter. That was the interesting part. He went up to a half.

What did they go down to? What we learned was that they keep the Coral students absolutely starving and feed them crumbs of scholarship to keep them going. You've earned another day in school. Yeah, basically like playing time extension on Daytona back in the day and you're always five seconds to go. Sing for your learning. You had to sit in maths class holding a note and if you took a breath they started opening the door to kick you out. So this is a couple of weeks back, Jack, when you have your break. Since then, someone else has come forward. He was a quiet jump because we learned also that Mike and his troop and his gang were called

quiet jumps and he's put his head up and said, I was a quiet jump. And we had a... And you, Mike put the call out, didn't he? You know, I was a quiet chum. And we hate it. You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, were offended by that. The world is Chums. I know, wasn't I talking about how I've got quite a few beer Chums? Yeah. I got a little fun with. Someone's come forward. He's James Sam and he said he hated the scholarship. Oh, what was that noise, Mike?

What was that? It wasn't not the noise of a Chums. So he hated the scholarship boys, which seems strange to me to be a part of a group called Chums, but there's underlying hatred between some men. Sam, what are you? Oh, hey boys, how you going? Yeah, good. Now Sam, were you in the same era? We've heard of scholarship boys from 10 years apart. Were you in the same year level as Mike?

I was just a couple above Mike. Really? Yeah, yeah. So him and his brother was in my level and they both looked the same, sound the same. Would your brother also on a scholarship, Mike? Yeah, see, he was on a 50% as well. So that's why they gave it to you.

They always do that. They feel bad for the youngest. Youngest. They're plinging their go. I'm going to see what. So, OK, Sam, in your professional opinion, because you were a choir chum, who was the better singer out of the mic?

And he's, what's my ex-boyfriend's name? What's your boyfriend? Dan. Dan, my can Dan. I think Mike had a better gear change. Who's older? But he goes, yeah. Have a few of you be better?

But like, we absolutely, oh, this is, absolutely, I'm usually come back to hall me. I reluctantly have met at this because across the past is Andy a couple times mainly smokers area a few times. I'm trying to. I'm asking jumps. I'm usually come back to hall me but I had to come forward because yes I was a choir chump but I hated those scholarship kids because they just have this Mike and his brother is had his air of arrogance Always be at the front talking to the choir master going oh should we do she that seven-time?

I know we only learned that the scholarship quiet Bring a late stuff back down to club level. That is that can alienate. Do you think general chum group, Sam, did you go for a scholarship? Okay, well, I don't want to say this all that, but yes, my mum may need to the same thing as Mike when I was at 10. She sent me to do all these tests to try to get a scholarship. And they play a single known on piano,

and you have to match it. So they go, la, and you sing la, and like, why so many? He's beautiful. He's beautiful. I can't believe you didn't get one. You've still got it. My mom was laying out there, you know, 10 grand on the line. And I kind of like, oh, I did, I did la.

Oh, yeah. You're changing early. It is, it does seem like to the parents that include in on it. It's sort of like winning a radio contest. The word would have gone around going, Hey, if you can make your kid do laugh properly. Yeah. That's 10 grand.

It's 10 grand. It's like far better odds than a radio contest because there can be many winners per year level. Well, on the subject of them being so harsh and maybe quarters and hard, they told me that they were letting in 10 people and they said, that like your 11th. Oh, so is that a good, and maybe they said to the other 40 people that came in 11th. I wouldn't be surprised from what I've learning about this school. If they said, okay, well, you know, we've got 10 scholarships guys, but we're letting

in five more who can steal. So they're going to go against you like they're the intruders because we're running it better. That'll really show it. So do you think Sam that you just fluffed it on the day and you are a better singer than Mike? Mike's got a bit of, you've got good pitch, you've got good pitch or given that, but you know, I guess you're under a bit of a more a raw front now, I'm with a bad boy, the vocal ensemble. Bad boy of the vocal ensemble. Mike, have you come out of that?

Has there been a lesson intimidating bad boy in the history watch out this guy litters. I like one. Yeah. Watch out this guy coming with a pretty weak excuses to his two minutes late. Mike any comment any of that? Well Sam, I'm not sure if you remember this but probably about 10 years ago, you returned to the school as a graduate to sing in the graduates ensemble. You sung a solo in the song. What was the

song? Angel's five Robbie Williams. And you sung, oh, she offers me protection. That was you. And I came up to you that day. I was in Year tov and I said, Hey man, you were awesome today. And that's coming from a scholarship choir boy. That must have meant the world to you. And you come on this show and you crushed me in my workplace. I can't believe that. And I retract my comment from ten years ago. You did a terrible job. You did a terrible job. If we started with the suspicion that there is hate within the chums It has been proved if there are any other quiet chum stories out there Please come close Samuel. Thank you so much. I'm sorry. The just got absolutely just one two two pieces there in the final round

But I've hung up the TV. It's now I'm going to have to bring it back out. Come out of time. Yeah, well, let's hear some premium. You know, this year is absolutely, it seems like it's heading to some sort of choir. I feel like we'll ask Tyson with three points back here. Yeah, I think I mean five, if I wasn't here, what about quiet festival? We get an island somewhere and we get these boys on the sing it out. They need to be under pressure.

So we definitely need a crowd and we'll book a venue probably small, but we will have a trial by choir. Trial by choir and... So I'm just workshopping some choir-fire names here. And then we need, we'll work on the professionals that come to judge this thing. And I'd love to know... Where's the crowd? From the old... Well, we'll work on the professionals that come to judge this thing. And I'd love to know. I was a grader from the olds, the olds,

principal or whoever is in charge of it, what tests they were doing to try and make people keep their scholarships? Because maybe this similar run test would be interesting. Do you know what? What if we did a thing where it was like, you know, this like trial by trial, whatever it is, you start the night, you know, someone's got like a necklace, like a gold, like an idol necklace on, that's the scholarship.

Yeah, but it just keeps getting stolen and won. Yeah, and each round, you know, there can be only one scholarship at the end of the night. I think we become the principals in it. I think we go pretty good. Yeah, that's true. Take on how to run these kids. Depending on how many times you're just gonna

be good to a lemon. Keep them hungry, yeah, keep them hungry, keep them fighting. Yeah, agree. But depending on how many come forward, we're good to eliminate be coming to a limit. Keep him hungry. Keep him hungry. Keep him fighting. Yeah, agree. Depending on how many come forward, we're good to eliminate some people as we go. We're going to put out there. Candle. Not a tour.

Not their candle. It's not their church candle. Thanks, Sam. All our good on you. Thanks, bro. Thanks. Hey, sometimes things come up on the pod that we time stamp and we go, I'll remember to revisit that.

Invariably, I mean, I never remember, and it always comes back to bite me. I hope this isn't one. Well, let me take you back to 2019, where I'm reminding you of something that happened in 2016. So no matter what it is, I've still got four years to get it done within the decade. So I know this is a bobushka of replays. But what you're about to hear is a purchase you made and telling us about it in 2016. And then we'll come out of the back of that

because we're listening back to that in 2019 and some more things are said, have a listen. Here's what I bought on the weekend, the window wow. What's a window well? It's an absolutely revolutionary window washer. Italian made, Silicon rubber. Italian made, and okay. So I don't think the Italians are going to take any shortcuts and wipes it down perfectly. You're laughing at this,

but I reckon if I bought the window where I ran into your house, you would legitimately say the words, window wow, okay. Can we send a reminder out there? Mate, I'll come back to you. Yep. Do you know what, in November? On May, to come back to me. If you're still using the,

no, if you're still using the window where I'm going to be. Come back to me in 10 years, I'll be still be using it. I'm looking up my, my, it might be through to my second complimentary one because it's worn down and you're telling me you're made silicon. Yep. Sorry.

I know where it is. You do, you do. So you're still getting a hell of a lot of use out of the windowware. Oh absolutely. Window-wow, it's not over. We're only three years into the journey. You don't make another claim. I predict in the next three years we'll see a a resurgence of window wowing. What do you get, calendar appointment? 2022. And here we are. And here we are. Here we are. It has become a bit more of a window where.

Because look, I wouldn't say I may have a 100% clear GPS signal on the location of the window well. That's what I thought. It has been a move into state. It's really- It's sometimes good inventions, Italian inventions, get lost. Well, it's really hurtful for these products that you promised the world to. To be fair, they deserve it a lot of the time. They are promising the world to me.

And then they're shunned by you. And obviously, words getting out amongst products to be wary of entering your house because the relationships can be small and short. I might need it. I might need this because I need something to stem the flow. And I wanted to prep you because this Sunday, 60 minutes are doing a special on it.

I mean, buying too much stuff. Carl's done some investigate journalism, talking to a number of the products that have been in your life. No one calls on the story. It's one of the serious ones. And look, I just wanted to play a snippet for you here just to prep you for Sunday, no? Tonight on 60 minutes, where is the window well? An investigation into a product that was promised the world only to be let down from a man that has a track record of doing this time and time again.

His name is Hamish Blake and he lives in his wake, a long line of products that have been promised love and care, but once they move in with him, they are quickly cast aside. In an unpacked box, at the back of a dark room, only good for storage, we found the window wow in tatters. Tossed aside, and not given another thought, for nearly three years, three long years. Clearly, it was heartbroken. It spoke to us exclusively. Well, yeah, when I met Hamish and explained to him that I was capable of cleaning windows with one simple motion,

that I had an Italian made E-blade, which was fast at hand. He provided crystal clear, streak-free finish. From beginning to end, he said, wow. And he seemed happy with me. I'd say that lasted three weeks. And at that time, it was the relationship I was promised. Window well.

I mean, you do seem broken. Yeah, mentally, but also physically, because he did stuff me in a box when he moved house. But it's only my patented e-blade that's broken, and you can replace that at the website. Wow. Exactly. We were shocked to find many other products

that had suffered the same fate at the hands of Hainish. Promester, life of use only to be tossed aside. In a rotting box next door to the window, well, was the culture high-pressure hose. Hainish promised to use me regularly, it didn't happen, and he was the one that rushed into the relationship. He said he was desperate to have me around. That he couldn't imagine life without me. He paid extra for fast delivery. And then he used me for 48 hours straight when I arrived.

He made me feel special. Then suddenly nothing. I haven't heard from him now in five years. Oh, it looks like you're about to cry. Yeah, and watch out, because these tears come out with a shit ton of pressure, okay, Carl? It's good to be. They can take your eye out. We always recommend protective eyewear when using.

Many of the products didn't want to be on the program this evening. They were too crushed from being stuffed away with no daylight for years but the LED hat was willing to talk. The LED hat was willing to talk. LED hat. Did this rejection come as a shock to you as well? Nah, I knew I was a gimmick. I'm an LED hat for Christ's sake. Can't believe I was purchased at all. It was heartbreaking to see all the products that have

been pushed aside, knowing that this behavior won't be stopped by Hamish Blake. But hopefully this story can act as a warning to other products being groomed by Hamish. Don't believe him and don't accept his advances. Definitely isn't it? The same will happen to you. No, why? I'm a good guy.

I'm a good guy and I got plenty of room. Look, that is confunding to hear. Yeah. I mean, it's special. I definitely refute. A I got plenty of room. Look, that is confronting to here. I mean, especially I definitely refute a couple of things. If I can, I mean, I wasn't contacted by 60 minutes. Usually they do a bit of re-reached that day and I miss it, but it was unavailable. So the catch is lying,

because I did use it for a long time and it had an intake problem, okay? I now have a gurney and I've experienced no problems with the gurney. These are like evict employees. Okay, well, I'm not. I'm just saying there's more, there's more to talk, there's've experienced no problems with the gurney. These are like your victim play. Okay, well I'm not. I'm just saying there's more to talk, there's more to talk. There's a whole other story on the culture.

Yeah. If that's the way it's going at me. LED hat, yes, you were a gimmick. The window, wow, I gotta be honest. What I said back on the radio was more to, more probably out of patriotic duty to my own country of Italy. And I was trying to stick up for them a little bit because they didn't make such a big deal about the Italian silicon.

I, to be honest, and this is where the love affair began to sour. To me, it was a bit more of a window, meh. Not a window, wow. Because it claims to blade the drips, with like laser-like precision. And there was a little bit of streaking left. Well, why don't you put the start?

I'm not sure if Italian is known for silicon. I'm like, it's true. It's like Italian with marble, yeah, olive oil. So that's probably where it began to sour. Oh, can I say this though, in terms of having a lot of, you know know having stuff at your house that doesn't get used You guys remember last year we had our situation with We all decided with light to be sponsored by power tools

Yes, and and you went to absolute town getting free Makita stuff I also visited the honey pot. Yeah, you jack made it at the moment Great Jack made an error and decided to ask for duolts stuff and all he got was a back back. Now when I got the Miki da Hall, right, I put it in the garage and in the cabins, right? And we didn't meet it. Well, no, all unpacked it, set up the charges, made it look beautiful, right? And like above, we've got a workbench in the garage. But then immediately moved out to renovate the house. The garage wasn't being renovated. So I'm talking to the builders and they go, mate, we're getting in the garage. Can we charge some stuff?

And then Rowe, the builder who we had on the show last year, who opened up the safe, he opens up the cupboard. And all he sees is like brand new Mickey. All he sees is like brand new, McKee, yeah, just in this guy's couch. And brand new like battery charging stuff. He's like, use your tools, mate. Well, I actually just got a bro. I haven't really had a chance to use the angle grinder as much as I've been using this crystal clean brand

of your tools. So they're next. I do use that a bit. Hey, we talked to Miles last week who is a VIP, a very important podcaster. Actually valued an important podcast. I always get wrong. Oh, he's special skill. He listed. And you go to HamishNanny.com if you ever want to put forth a skill that you think should

be recognized by the community, but it's so niche that it's not. Probably we haven't had this one before, Andy. Yeah. Marl said, can guest the alcohol percentage of a drink with one sip? Yeah. So we know people out there have very, very accurate palettes. Some slight suspicions were raised because Miles, you know, once we talked to him, he's like, oh, I'm just a yeezy student. I love having a drink.

Yeah. Okay. It's not like he's going to wine college or anything. Not bad. And I wonder if he's wanted a free trip to Melbourne and some free drinks, but it was the cheapest available, no overnight stay. So it's not that much of a work. It's a lot of work for a small sip of a drink.

But we caught up with Himalaya. Well, this is great. We're in the Boozardrome here with Miles, welcome Miles to the studio. The Hoi? He's so sorry to you. Actually, welcome to the building. We're out of studio.

We're in a custom built testing arena. For special. He feels like the scene out of one of the Bond films and also the Indiana Jones film. We ought to set there with a lot of... To your holy grail, of course. A number of shots in front of you. And you know that if you drink the wrong one,

you'll age rapidly. And the night in the corner will say he shows poorly. Yeah, the last crew say it was. The last crew say it was. That was Holy Grail. Yeah, but he had joined the last crew say there was no and the holy. Oh, you're right. Sorry, sorry, that was, yeah, he was looking for the Holy Grail.

My apologies. I remember all the quits. Couldn't remember the cover of the DVD. Um, Miles, you focused. So he's still here after we had our chat. That he's just here. I was like, look around and make So he's still here after we had our chat. That would be me. I mean, I'm just just there. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know.

I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know.

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I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. I was like, I don't know. Next one. How many nuts did you eat? A few. Yeah. More than one bag. Just one bag, yes. You bought the nuts. I did pay for that. I had to pay for that. I had to pay for that. I guess so.

I guess so. I thought there was a deep conspiracy that went all the way to the top. Now, these are on the house. The drinks. They're free drinks. Miles, remind everybody what your skill is. So basically, I can taste any alcohol. And I can pinpoint pretty much exactly the

alcohol percentage of it, no matter if there's no alcohol or not. We're nervous that you being a uni student have just used this opportunity to come on the show to get a flight to Melbourne into free drinks. Oh I know I could do the one ever I want. I've been here in 12 years but I could do that one ever I want. I'm free to do that. I must be there. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. I'm not.

I'm not. I'm not. I'm not. Miles, he is how it's going to work. Six drinks in front of you of a selection of different beverages. We have a wine. Something in the wine-ish arena. A gin-ish.

A beer-ish. A... beer-ish, a soju. Yeah, soju. I think it's a rice ball. Soju. Soju. Soju. A nipa beer, and also a snaps in. Not really with the snaps, but...

Not really with the snaps. I'm gonna give you a crack. I think I should. Yeah. It's a brusque of snaps. That's a staple. I've never had it. One of our favorite sports tricks that give me time to talk to you.

Time to talk. So let's, now it's gonna work. Six drinks. What do you think, him? Within one percent either so either what? When we talk to you, there was some confusion over like, if it's lower percentage alcohol, you have a small imagine of your, you know,

higher, less imagine of your, What we wanted to offer you was plus or minus 1% across the board. Let's go plus or minus two. I think that's very lucky. You call it any on a generous day, because normally it's a move of a stick like that. OK. Six out of six, eight coin coin, five out of six for a coin.

I think that's fair. Start with number one, please. One sip only as stipulated on your email. Now we'll be able to tell if you came here for free drinks. He's got nothing. Big sip. He's got nothing. You've absolutely come for free drinks.

Yeah, 100. See you guys. Done. Suraz. Yeah. He's got a... Suraz. Yeah, we'll do. Cheers from Adelaide.

Yes. It's about 14%. 14 and a half. Oh, no. Oh, god. One of the nose. OK. One from one.

There we go. Oh, see. Yep, no, that is. Who's that? That is. It's obviously a gene. Who's that? That is. It's obviously a gin. It's not a very strong gin though. It was very easy to drink for gin.

Really? Could be high quality though. I'm likely with ours. Can I throw it out and go 23%, this doesn't feel like a full strength gin. 43%. Oh! Jaze, you can tell I had a big weekend. Your mouth's completely dumb.

Yeah, use wheat, you ask for it. That's how I rate... Pelleth, cleanser. And... It is a smooth, Jen. It's very smooth, Jen. Number three. Down the hatch. It's a low strength beer.

How low? 3.5%. It's a Carlton Zero. Oh, boy. Welcome to Stitch Up Inn. Population you. Population you. Could I show you to the hotel?

You're kidding. The Stitch Up Inn. How do you stitch up? Off by to the hotel? You're kidding. The stitch up in. Should we in now? Should we in now? Off by quite a bit on those last two. Here's where we always try and refine the rules in. If you get three from three to bring it home, we still give them a coin.

We want to see you storm home with drinks 4, 5, 6, with insane accuracy. What we'll be most impressed about here is you're at a half time in the game, the game's not going your way. Can you rally and have a huge second half? All right, I can, I don't know the last one, but I'll give it a good crack. Here we go, number four. This is so good.

This is so good. 30%. Well, all of you's back in, he's got his eyes back in. That's what we like. Nice. Oh, we got it. Okay. Okay, this is it.

This is exactly what the coach wanted for you to do after half time. What's this one here? Another beer. This is a beer. Oh, what's Broody? Miles has another seabed down. 4.2. 7.1. What?

How? You can't even have beer that short. I feel like I've seen this exact scene on RBT. But I only had two drinks. Yeah, I have two. Oh, yeah, two. What? What?

Was it really? Seven? Oh. That's worrying. What kind of beer is that? That is a J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J-J Nothing. This is your chance for your palate. Yeah, to do the talking. To blow us away. If you get the snaps within 1%, I will personally vouch for a coin. Oh, wow. All right. Yeah, it's a good one.

Cleansing with the powerade. Everything's pulling out all the drinks here. And a water. And a water. Double cleanse. Double cleanse. Miles, here he is. Thousands of kilometers from home.

Do you step on nuts? Is that five shots of varying strength? Can he determine how much alcohol is in the snaps? He's reaching forward. She shakes his head. It goes in. He's done a rather large at all. He's got the whole, he's got the most of his weight.

He's doing what he's doing. He's going at drinking. It's just chewing the alcohol a his weight. He's doing it. He's going at drinking. It's just chewing the alcohol a bit there. How to taste. I was on a similar level to the gin. It's like, it's quite sweet. Very sweet.

38%. 18. Oh! Kidding. You're kidding. No, I wouldn't kid. Something this serious. Technically you used to, the skill you submitted when looking at your sheet here, can guess

the alcohol percentage. It's not technically a lie. You can guess it. You also can't guess it sometimes. Yeah. So you can't guess it accurately, but you can guess it. We saw you make six guesses. So you have followed through on the promised to guess,

but the accuracy was the thing we were after more. And then, to be honest, the accuracy component is what excites me more. Yes, the run, the attempt. I thought that the gene would be the odd for when you're going to get me some 0% gene. And I haven't had a 0% before. Why would you? You would use 2%. Yeah, there's no point. Yeah. And I haven't had a zero strength before. Why would you? Yeah, just no point.

Yeah. When you're paying that much, yeah. Well, you're talking of no value. Done. That's yours. And OK, what? Pass the head around zero and get you some nut money. All right, done.

Cheers, boys. And a. As listeners of the show would know, you are currently growing at all, Terria. The height of the Terria is... It was the safe at the moment, which I think is disappointed a lot of eager people turning out like a 1920s circus. Very excited to see this terrier strolling through the streets of Melbourne, nibbling dog bestets off the top of the re-alto. I'm just terrorizing the populace.

Well, yeah, this all stands back to when I said I was getting a Welsh terrier. You said you were getting the tallest terrier in the world. No, no. You did. You said. And you had a terribly misstarshan, you were twirling it, you're getting the tallest Terrier in the world. No, no. You did. You said, and you kind of totally misstashed and you were twilling it. You're saying, step right up, folks. Like the...

Just a dime. Just a dime to see a once in a lifetime opportunity. What would you do if I could tell you that you could live in Frankston? See a Terrier from the CBD or no, but look at the size of that Terrier. No, it's tall. You were picturing the chum dog, the little black ones that are on the chum ads, and they're Scottish chairs like, no, they're much taller than that, and then it has been very unfortunate. But constantly I'm walking the dog, and people just yell from cars, not tall enough,

still needs to grow, etc, etc. So, I mean, but having said that Henry's become big bloody life. Yeah. You've rapidly transferred transferred into dog man. Never thought I'd be that way. I like who's the guy in game of thrones. A few. I think he's one of the ones that makes it all the way through. Oh, that has the spies. That's the spies of your Ferris. I'm a a fairer. I'm probably take little finger because I think Ferris had his unique genitals are removed. Anyway, I'm not biologically the same as him, but in the sense I have the I mean, they try, but everywhere. Wispers, I was, I was, I recently, um, you know, you, you showed people, hey, we've, we've cut the dogs hair or we've washed the dogs hair on Instagram.

And I think it was mentioned quite casually like, oh, go over the hair wash. How long did that process? Oh, I was going to declare this because I thought I'd get back here. It was always going to get back. But, Nick, I would assume to cut a small dog's hair. Like, I mean, how long does it take for a kid? Probably 20 minutes for my son to get his hair cut. Dog's head's about a quarter of the size of a child's head. Five minutes. Was just as appalled as it is. Oh, really? Because I didn't hear anything about it. You kept you, you kept you shocked yourself. Jack, I got home and I said to Vic, how's your day? And said, yeah, when

took, took Henry to the day spa. And she had a mud facial and mud Japanese mud bath according to my smile Japanese mud bath of the dog Japanese mud bath flying in dirt from Tokyo Tokyo dirt somewhere somewhere amazing in Japan Australian dirt not good enough

very Japanese mud bath with melted snow for amount of food and only then then and only then will the dog be bathed in mud. Now I assume your dog Jack, Luna, very much in touch with the common man. She would just use regular park mud. That's it, Australian mud every day. Backyard mud, park mud. It does not expect. She never tasted international mud and she probably never will. Well, I mean, unfortunately for Henry, she didn't get to taste it for long because it was

followed then by a cleanse. I don't know what country the water came from for the cleanse, perhaps Argentinian, glassy water. And then the blow wave. A three hour process. It was three hours. I mean, I don't know. We have to invent another category above must be nice for the dog. This is a wild animal, do an international dirt baths and low waves. Yeah, I mean, it's got to the stage of it. But I think they referred, they think they like the big referred to dirt bath. Wet dirt bath, madam. So there's Henry, you know,

caked in Japanese mud, like reading mags, getting her claws painted or whatever. Which is gossiping away. Gossiping away. Well, actually, there's a couple of other cats in there at the time, which I was surprised. It's cats. Yeah.

They let them go to the same, and they've got, again, learn how to affect. They've got their own drying rooms, so they put them in these rooms and they kind of get slowly drawn, just they just love and they just sit there and have a good time apparently. I mean, it is. We remember when we took you to the dog grooming place in Florida, and as part of Gap here, do you remember that, Jack?

Yeah, and we rolled our eyes at how luxurious that place was, but that's nothing compared to where Henry's going. Yeah, how times have changed? Yeah, I mean, that was a weird experience, wasn't it? Because remember the owner, I think the owner, it how luxurious that place was but that's nothing compared to where Henry's going. How times have changed? Yeah. I mean, that was a weird experience, wasn't it? Because remember the owner, I think the owner, she just wanted to. She was quite happy with the animal I bought in because we were getting, we made Andy get the same treatment as the dog and she was absolutely thrilled to have Andy dropped off at the pound.

She said putting it in a cage. Leslie said she was getting hot flushes. Yeah. She said leave him with me. At one point, I think we put you in one of the dog kennels, which was like a hotel room. And she watched you through the CCTV footage. Yes. And you had to be on your hands and you need to add that point too, because I don't think the show had even aired yet. Because we're recording this ahead of time. I think that was a bit of the one of those ones. We're like, hmm, I wonder if we've lost the thread here. We just bought Andy to this woman's private sex touch and we're all just allowing it to happen.

I just, we can find the video, we'll pop it on our parts. Oh, we'll put a flash in, but I mean, it's too much. Too dramatic for you to watch the whole thing. Yeah, I won't see it, but it won't. Use the thing, though, Andy, what fascinates me is, you know, from years ago, just being like, you know, Beck's family has had Terry as a lot for a lot of time. And you were not against them, but you were Terry and you troll. I was, I was anti-dog as in, yeah, I could face you.

You're anti-dog, I would say, and Terry and you troll. I was, I was anti-dog as in, yep, yeah, for you dog. You're a fully dog and I would say Terry and you troll. I mean, you would, Terry and Tentative, an anti-dog. And I was just saying to like, it's not that people are asking you hate dogs, like no, no, no, feel your boots if you want one. I just didn't want one

because I just don't wanna clean up our friend and do want the responsibility. Yeah. And now you, well, you're a teriure addict. Yeah. You can't get enough, Beck can't get enough of the dog. I've had a few people mention this to me and I came across, I was actually rewatching a film

the other night and my floor cracked because my jaw hit it. And I was shocked because you know, there's no possible way the filmmakers could know you and Beck and it was made a while ago, but they have Perfectly captured where I think you guys are heading. What film was it? best in show Eugene leave his character and and and his why like lead Eugene do you do you understand they have a terrier that wins the dog competition. And this is, I'm going to play a little bit from the end of the movie where they're talking about some of the merch they're making, the songs they're making for their terrier. And I'm like, this is, this is like, this is your, this is you and begs by bio pick, really.

Like, have a listen. You know, at some point, a good friend of ours said, you know you've got all these great songs that you do about your terriers. You love songs? You do something with them because you're your celebrities now and he thought of it. We're just you're a celebrity just for the love of terriers but they can yeah. Yes.

They're there there's something to be said for that. That's your first time on the farm. This could be you. When we met Joelle, we saw We carried it home after a while But to wrap Terry, you spoiled Wow! Do it! Wow! Do it!

Wow! It's time, Dash! Now, last year on the show, when we made a joking offhand comment, Jack, about how I wouldn't be funny to see any played trumpet, nothing else matters, like with a full orchestra. Well, allow the joking offhand comment to be registered in the record. I think you and Beck should release a Terry Robbins. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha to go guys we actually we we we got the CD done. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.

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