Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 172

Episode Date: May 18, 2022

1. Heated jackets 2. Worst crime you've committed in the eyes of the in-laws 3. Power moves 4. Is honesty the best policy? 5. Dan Sugars, the melodic chomper 6. Remembering Project – Mike’s blooper 

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Rock solid and that you serve as my friend. And Jack, a Hoi to me, a tight ball. Jack, no, no. No, you're a horse. You're a horse, all parts of a horn star. No. And the fact you've gone down that round ham, making nervous when I introduce Jack,

there's a holly to me slicer, Jack. Oh, one sort of animal is this. Yes. Do you know what we're doing? Bones and slicers are with butchers. You're a butcher. Yes. Butchers, or a, yes, a a terrible terrible sex robot

One setting very pleasurable the other one run for your life I don't even know why they have this sick and sitting yes, why would it ever un-sheathen reveal the blade? We shouldn't have a sliver Also a hoi to Josh from Iowa a Also, a hoi to Josh from Iowa. A hoi Jack, a miss Andy. This is Joe from Iowa sitting here filling out my VIP form. Fire River. And I've never heard of what's happened to listening to your show and I'm just wondering if it must be a pretty big sponsor for as much as you mentioned it.

Anyway, I had no trouble uploading this. Thanks and keep up up the good work. One for Andy, obviously, hired some sort of like audio cameo. They said no one's buying that for a second. There's a civilian cameo we can get endorsements for the testimonies, for our positions, for our products. Not a bad idea. That's actually a really good idea.

It's like a realistic boss. Yeah. Yeah sure, what's my name? Josh. Yeah, great. And what do I have to prove of? The upload system. Sure.

And what do I hate? What's up? Yeah, easy. Got it. Ah, Joe's his name. Ah. Yeah, easy got it Joe's he's name Hey, I would be do it from Dave. This is I'm very good with names. Oh, hi, I'm Danny It's Dave here and I'm always not home. You just great with names

Um, um, uh, Hey, I wanted the top of the show because you have the floor. We've been sent something, Jensen, something for all of us. Wow. It has been a while since we asked for the naming rights for our shirts and jackets. It's been a long time. Long time. You mean back when we used to wear tracksuits and stuff?

Yeah, we had tracksuits for a while. And Makita came in and strut with a strong play. They agreed. We went hard with Makita for a while. We had Makita. Look at the hoodies, the XLT, XR, something, the battery system. Makita hoodies. So, Jack, did you ever wear yours? Well, you didn't, did you? No, I didn't, but you know how we got some free tools from Makita?

Jurek and I could go, I need my chainsaw sharpener. No, is that something that they would do? I'll give it to you. Maybe give me a new one. Wait to do wall. You picked a wall. Yes, but don't you remember I wheezled after the show and went, emailed the guy personally from the kid.

You were the guy who wheezled. We were discussed is he went to wall. He missed that. He then back and got a big, You were a bit confused. You were a bit confused. We were discussed this. He went to Walt, he missed out, he then, backtracked and got a big, thin pack, pack from to Walt, he then backed, channeled to Eliza and said, can you please give me the contact?

So I do want to hit up in a caterer. Oh, he knows no bounds. No, and you know, I'm still halfway waiting for you to give me Kaleway's contact because I was trying to back channel them from the golf club. Okay, anyway. No, I didn't see this.

It's not a bad thing. But yeah, Jack was like, during when we were chatting about the golf clubs, and Jack sends me a text going, was that do you seriously have calories? If you're not going with them, I'd be just in the middle of life. I'm my, if I had three clubs, I'm my. I think I reckon Jack you can have a label. I mean, I say this with love. I think you've got to have more faith in your career.

Because... I get the feeling that you think it's all about to end, and that's why you're weaseling so hard. Jack, you won the best on Sean. Yeah, I think that's where it comes. I'm like, you won the best. You'll be around in 10 years. You don't have to cram all your weaseling into one week. You're thinking, you're thinking.

So, can I get him to go if anyone's got 500 cans of peaches, I'll take them now. Because this is the party might stop. No, and it's PC if you're listening, we don't want 500. Well, Jack, Jack, first thing comes in here right now, you want something for free, go, what's the company, what do you want? You can't even know you want to me for free go what's the company? Yeah, you can't wait golf You even know you want to go Think about your life right now life okay, okay, okay, what do you need right now go? New car

You have a new car. I know I just try to think of the most expensive thing. No, I'm being weasley here And I don't want to be You come so naturally. But you have such a silky pal. Okay, okay. Jack, what did you taste there? I was chewing, so I was chewing gum before the episode started and then I stopped chewing so I just squished it in between my gum and my lip.

I've got to make a call to I was eating licorice too, so apologies if for any of the web videos I've got licorice. Sorry, Andy's got something for us and we keep going. Sorry. I was looking at it, Troset Jack. And you know, there's been certain members in our team in the past that have had their teeth done, right? And it's been a gradual thing.

And we've discussed with it to say it on our post, looking across it Jack. And he's teeth are like half bright white. And I was like, maybe he's half white. He's two Facebook plugs short of getting the other half-witened. Hey, we accidentally became a place where palatical companies felt like they needed to come to us to give us things, even though nothing really none of us used tools much at all. I'd sweet yourself, mate. We've enjoyed it, but that we we, it did become a battleground.

This show, for no reason. For power tools superiority. And we can't resist it because there's something inside us that's guys that wants power tools, even if we're not handy. Yes. And guess what? There's a company we've never mentioned in the power tools realm that have sent us a box. Before you say who it is, I think they're one of the best.

That's why wasn't mentioning them. They're too good to mention in the company of the others. Boss. Oh, oh, oh, oh, yes.

I know that I've got what's in one of those that's the heated jack. As far as wearing things, this is a heated hoodie jack. And you already have one, is that the Heated Jacket? Yeah. As far as wearing things, this is a Heated hoodie jacket. And you already have one, Hamish. I actually, I think Boss went to another channel and landed. I saw it the other way. Well, they've sent us one for all, obviously, hoping that we would wear them. I mean, we are inside a Heated studio. But this comes with its own little USB charger out the back of it.

And you don't have to plug yourself in and stay plugged in. I see I'm ready to charge the battery. And then you get yourself a heated jacket. It's basically a foot of the heater jacket. I know we can wear it in here because it's too warm. What do you think this is the NBA playoffs? You've got walking here. For when you turn up the half-out of the bus, Jack covered through underneath the eyes in the bus jacket. So there you go. It's got three heat levels.

Yep. Not outstanding. It can't handle dry machine wash it. And it's got a printable backside. So apparently this thing, you can print your own company I suppose on the back. Interesting. Hand-read that bit. What? I have an unbox mind, and what are we, how exactly does the USB charging work?

Does it give you 12 hours? Is there a battery pack on board? Like, how does that work? It doesn't say it on the box. It just, I would assume it's got a 12 volt, oh, I don't know, you can put batteries in it as well. Yeah, because I assume you'd have to run some battery to keep this the trickle. But that would be annoying, I'd go,

if a big heavy battery is hanging off the back of the code. I'm not sure if it's... I don't think it's not hanging off the back, it's a bit better than that. It probably has its own pocket. Well, it should be a very large thin battery that goes over the whole back, so you hardly notice it. That's okay. That's okay. I would do it. Okay whole back, so you hardly notice it. That's okay.

That's okay. I would do it. Okay, stand by, I'm opening it. Open it up. So you've like, what, like a bulletproof vest plate? Yes. Yep. And you're back.

Oh, you've got like a battery clip, and that clips onto you belt. That'll be the battery that runs it, because it need a sizeable battery to keep the warmth going. So you can put it onto your belt. Yeah, I think so. Mmm. Mmm. Be cumbersome. Should have warned you, Bosch, you have delivered a present to a den of picky weasels.

Yeah, from what I can gather, I think it's belt mounted, hate back. It's a belt. It's a belt mount. Look, in Bosch's defense, this is the problem. My brother-in-law also named Andy, and I share a fascination constant and ongoing fascination with where jet pack technology is up to. Yeah. Yeah. So once every few weeks, we will be sending each other, obviously, in this guy, this guy's essentially flying his own, you know, he's made a giant drone that he's sitting in,

what about this guy? And the hard thing for a lot of these, like mini drones that you can fly around that look like the little DJI one that you sit in it, is just the way the battery is. The battery way of it. So, and then you face a similar problem

with the heat in jacket, I think, where do we put the battery to keep you snug without annoying you with too much belt weight? I haven't, obviously I haven't read it through, but it seems to me, I mean, look, that looks like a belt. Yeah, attachment doesn't it? I mean, it looks as big as a small cordless drill battery. Yeah, so I think you have to clip that onto your belt. Would you be better off, we're having two battery packs in your boots, and it comes with special

heavy boots. I'm going to be right there. Yeah, I know. We're running from your boot up to your jacket. Well, that's going to have to be what happens, Jack. You put your boots on first, slide your pants over that. Oh, I've got it. I've got it shoulder pads, because sometimes you bulk out shoulder pads anyway with a bit

of extra padding, making batteries. One in each slide back up. Not bad, not bad. I want to do it. I know you love this. Hey, you're a dad. Ronan Keaton.

Yes, he worries blackberry on his belt. When you're right, he's used to wearing a utility belt. Yeah, he used, he came in and had his phone clipped with a belt. He actually threw it out after he teased him about it relentlessly on the show, but. Well, he critically questioned it. Yeah. I think I'd prefer two battery packs, like a Western gunslinger, rather than one, so it just felt a bit more even. Or would they ever make probably not because, you know, there's obviously security concerns for this, especially if you want to take it with the footy, but do you make gun-shaped batteries?

So, if you're going to be wearing a holster, might as well feel like a cool. Might as well look cool while you're doing it, and people think you're a detective. Solar paneled cap. Not enough charge, no, we're near enough charge. It did need to be a sort of a 10 meter. Yeah, and if you're getting a lot of sun,

then you're pretty warm anyway. You're not wearing the jacket, that's true. But what about this? What about a solar? No. It's going to say, you make a singlet out of solar panels that you wear during the summer months. Charge up the battery.

And then you're wearing a battery. Do you have any charges that up? The injuring autumn. You want to hook your singlet. Can you put on the jacket that you've charged up over summer? Yeah. So it is great the jacket that you've charged up over summer? Yeah, yeah. So it is great benefit to that being coming up. It's a neutral, but it does not solve our gumbass and problem.

No. Some suggestions for Bosch, I guess, at this stage, I mean, Jack, would you want one still? I would still, because I might wear it as a normal jacket without the heating application. Yeah, I know. I'll heal it. I heal it. I heal it. I heal it. I heal it. I heal absolutely take it on you. All right guys moment of honesty

here. We each of us have both our own families but also the in-laws. Yes. I'm going to ask you a question. I'll give you a few moments if you need to think of it because I obviously have the answer. It happened to me on the weekend. What is the greatest crime you have committed in the eyes of the in-laws? I thought I was about to blurt out whether they didn't know it. We can play that as a bonus. Let's do your crime at the end. I'll tell you what mine is. We go to visit Gurdian Dave in the country on the weekend, those parents go inside, great, they've got chickens and veggie patch and stuff.

So it's all lots of fun when we get there. Kids are off getting eggs from the chicken, we get veggie stuff for lunch. Day, those dads off taking the kids to the chickens, I'm inside with those mum. And it's a beautiful old cottagey kind of like the whole house, like the kitchen and the table, everything's jammed into one room. I go to sit down, the table really only sits about four in the kitchen. I go to sit down and get it, so I was like, no, no, no, don't sit there.

You've broken two of those chairs. Oh! And now when, have I, so I do, I remember one breaking, no, no, no, you're too big for those chairs. We've got the stool, we've got the stool! We've got the stool for you.

Right, okay, I said, Bro, bro, I thought Levi, I tried to blame those brothers. I think Levi broke it. No, no. He said on at first, but then you said on it, and you broke the back. That's OK. That's OK. But they're not cheap.

They're not cheap. Like, does, said, right, do you want me? I mean, I could organize, sorry, yeah. I didn't know that they were that badly damaged. I said, I could get them fixed. No, the downstairs that we put them away. And to shame, they're not cheap, but they're gone. Like, you know, they're from the 70s.

They're these nice wooden kitchen table chairs, right? Yeah. And when Dave comes back in from the eggs, I go as a test. I go, Dave, why don't you take the stool and I'll sit there pointing to one of the chairs. And he goes, no, you've broken two of them. Okay. Well, I know what's being discussed when I'm not here.

Yeah, very clearly on my record and it won't be moved. Like breaking a kitchen table chair is your big crime in that house. I don't have one as specific as that really, but I am not allowed to pick the restaurant anymore for their family because they take their food so seriously. You had a swing in a mess. And I had a swing in a mess. And I've never been forgiven. What didn't have the right wines, didn't I?

And I was like, what'd you pick? Well, I just went for like a pubby type thing. And no, a pub is what you mean. If they're getting together, they prefer, they just find their food. They just, they just, they just, they just, they want an experience. It doesn't really have to be fine dying. They just want something. A good restaurant. Yeah, something unique, different thought about not just. Something that they can say to their friends, oh, you know, we went to, exactly, O'Malley's.

Yeah. The pub. No, the Turkish restaurant. Yeah. Yeah. Because the pub's ordinary. So I think that's where it sits for me. So you, yes, okay. I've just took them to I'm not allowed in when it comes to any type of food discussions. It's they bypassed me and tell us exactly where we're going. That's a good idea. Have one. Why? What's on your list? My mother-in-law never shires away from exaggeration and she'll often use the phrase worst thing in the world that you can do. So like an example, it'd be, Jack, just so you know, the worst thing in the world you can do is leave your clothes on the bedroom. So she obviously thinks that you've done that in a few times.

Yeah, no, she's seen, like she's seen me leave clothes on the floor and then she's gone just so you know the worst thing could do. And the reason, and she'll even go as far as to say is the reason that Brian and Giancarlo's marriage has lasted so long is he doesn't leave clothes on the floor. So you're going to prom way of selling it in just to go these are you this is such a heinous crime and your life and your wife's life when you are going out with someone on and they're your partner and long term relationships of marriage you are in a long-term, permanent job interview with their parents. Like, it just never changes. And it's rare that you get one up on your

boss. But I- Do you give you got one up on an experience? I do. I've got one up. If anyone's going to do it. Well, I felt for him because Lee is backstead. And you guys know a friend of mine passed away recently. So Beck walked into the house and said, you know, Andy's fragile. I didn't know he said that. Lee thinks I'm hungover.

So I walk here and he goes, oh, I've been fragile. You need to spin the the line go out. Let the line go out before I reel this one in. He's got a prop. He's like, gonna off you one of these, and a beer, and he's gonna go off you one of these. Oh, hair on the dog is a bit fragile. I mean, did a little bit of like cry face.

I said, yeah, sorry, you're a friend of mine past the waiter in the week. I've never seen stuff in these tracks. so I know as you said, Ham. Lovely. It was a great moment. Incredible. And I tell you what, we are going to the pub this Friday. I'm picking it.

Hey, it's been a while since we've done this, but let's jump back into some power moves. Let me have a volume one and two still available now and I'd like to back in the availability, people should have those that they pre-ordered at HamishNerry.com about power moves books, hitting at them as we speak. No house is complete without a power moves book. Ads severe value to your house, if you're trying to sell it at the moment. Yeah, I wouldn't put your house on the market without one. And also, I know housing affordability is a big issue at the moment. If you walk into a house, and it's perhaps open from inspection or apartment or something,

and they have a power moves book in there. You're like, well, what are we talking here realistically Realistically, to the agent, they go, you know, seven to seven, fifty. What about without the book? Yeah, exactly. Five mid five, five, exactly. So you keep that in your sleeve as well. Yeah.

And can we, can I, I got a check with this one with you because it's a golf power move. So it's still being fresh to golf. I don't know if these are power moves or not. Actually, sorry, I did have something to bring up with you about golf. This is unrelated to power moves, but you know how you were saying that you could give someone a detention on the golf course if they're sure it was untouched. Some people will report people. Right. Yeah. And you can get kicked out of a club, some clubs, it's ridiculous.

If the shirt's untouched and that's what... You just will blow your mind. A guy at our club, a friend of his didn't rake the bunker, like we're just the sand and after you play a shot, you're a rake it again, didn't rake it. And they banned the guy, not his friend, because the friend was a guest, they banned the guy from... From a month. Because his friend didn't rake. they banned the guy, not his friend because the friend was a guest. They banned the guy from...

From March. Because his friend didn't break Paul Gardening. Well, I speaking of bands, so I was, I think I was on, I was looking at Jimmy Fallon's Instagram. Yep. Could've been, he was playing golf with Justin Timberlake. I might've been Justin Timberlake's Instagram.

There was a whole bunch of them and it looked like they're having great time. They're muckin' around and running around, celebrating something, and a few of them had their shirt on time. So I don't know if I needed to refer that to you. Yeah, I'll take care of that. So you give them a detention.

I'll take care of that for a second. Yeah, because that... You remember when we played with Justin Timberlake. We did. We, you and I were arguing over who to rake the bunker. Yeah. Because you said you were going to rake it. And I said, you're my catty, you have to.

And then he raked it and said, take care of the course. And the course will take care of you. Like, oh, why? That was. You're like bag of ants. Why is golf? We're like, um, anyway, this is a power move. OK.

So you're just about to tee off. That means hit the first shot, Jack. And there's a group ahead of you in the middle of the fairway. So I do know enough about this that you'd be like, okay, you have to wait for those guys. Pick your ball up and suggest you're playing partner that they'll be okay to tee off. Is that good?

It's a real good one for that. Okay. They're in the game there. There's no threat. There's no threat. But you would be. They can't hear a far enough. You go, Jackie, you won't get to them.

That kind of thing. That's good. Good fun. I like these ones from Heverham. She said it's a bit of a specific scenario. But that's fine. We like those. We love them.

She says, if your husband, wife or flatmate is doing some cooking or baking, and I have run out of a specific ingredient, and they've asked you to go and grab it for them. That happens, like, does. So, go and buy the, go and don't buy the set ingredient, but go and buy the ready-made version of whatever they're cooking. I'm not sure if we've had this one before, I would put this under classic, this is from Michael. I got a pound move that beats all of them, definitely an arse I'll move.

When you're at the beach and you're eating fish and chips and you're full and you maybe have a few chips left as you get up to leave, sprinkle them around people sitting nearby, enjoying their day or having romantic moments so they are swarmed by a flogger seat. I don't think there's that in. It's a liker. It's good. Aaron, senses in a holly Aaron. Asshole power move.

When you see someone getting into an elevator, the palves are better if they're flustered and in a rush. Yellow out, can you hold that elevator for me? When they do, just walk past and ignore them and keep walking. Thanks for holding it. I like this one. I mean, it would have worked in my family growing up. It's from Stephanie. It's one of those things that this always happened in my grandparents' place. So she goes,

look, when my husband and I leave my parents' place, they always come outside and they wave goodbye from the front porch. My grandparents always do that to us. My parents still do that to me. So it's just like, you're in the car, they begin the wave, and they don't stop the wave until you're out of view. So I think if you have one of these families, this is the time to do it. So the other night, we decided, we'd sit in the driveway, keeping them standing there. Oh, yeah.

Waving. Waving, and my husband and I just made small talk, and we stayed there, they kept waving, we kept doing it eventually. They did decide to go inside. Well, we had a quick eagle. Mm. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Great war of attrition. Yeah. Ah. Ah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Hey, Jack. The saying is honesty is the best policy. How much do we subscribe to that? I mean, it's in there. It's certainly one of the policies you can select from. You can always read the PDF, though. You can decide if this policy is correct for you. I'm going to throw a scenario at you, and I'd like you both to come back with a verdict of whether honesty is the best policy.

Okay. Beck smashed her car into the garage door. Right. Very unlucky, because as she was reversing from the inside. Yes. Right. We've still got a dint in our car from when we have sat by the way at your place. Coming out of your driveway. It's tight.

But this is the door itself. You know how it would be. I remember, Jack, you would have had difficulty turning the wheel because you were wearing Andy's jumper. Which would have been a bit tight on you. Yeah, for people that don't remember, Jack, our separate wall my clothes was

well, it's new to the face. You're not wearing shoes. You know what, out of the comments, I didn't wear anything in the corners of the skin. You weren't a double to stop assassins. You were just a friend. Checked out he was a scarecrow. And I've got to dress like Andy to keep the roads away.

We're overseas. I go to Texas saying, is your garage dorm in the open and Jack's left it and left it and opened. Got away for the weekend, left the girl out, opened. Anyway, you know the garage door well. You know how aerials in cars for a long time, it was about getting as high as possible. Now they're very sleek and they kind of look like sharks. Yep. The timing was as such as the garage door was going down as she's

reversing, that it's taken the thin. It's just pulled the thin and then ripped her shark's veneer off and left. Can I just ask? So she opened the garage door. She's begun reversing out and she began the clothes as she was going. Well, yeah, it's closed in down on her and it was closing it. Well, that's why honesty might and be the best cause. You were close. You love efficiency so much that you were trying to make it like in the end of Jones, she's getting under the door fast. You were trying to be that efficient.

No. No extra breeze allowed. Let me get the facts out, please. We've got them. We've absolutely got them. So it's taken off her shark fin and peel back. I didn't realise, but you know how when you're opening a tin of tuna, you kind of clip the thing and it peels back, peel the roof off. No, she's got a lot to the

roof. Around about what's that? About a a VB can worth of hole in the roof. It could peel back. Yeah. And you could just see straight. Yeah, you could just be straight into her back seat. Wow, so they really glue those shark fins on. Yes. So, I, what had happened was, I had got, we were in tandem garage. Yeah. She was backing out, I heard a car out, I was sitting in my car waiting for her to get out

so I could go. I think, I don't know, I think my natural reflex was to get in my car and I hit the garage buzzer. Yep, that's what you do. She'd already put it up and so I get in, hit it because of natural reflex and I'd sent it back down and as she's going out, it was made the biggest sound. And is the door, is the door wrecked? The door is still working so I'm fine with that. But yes, it's right.

The dint of his bothering me a little bit. But yeah, Speck now has a hole in the roof. It's in the shop and it's three month white. So she's in. We've got to have a look at this garage door. I think it keeps going down accidentally. Oh, yeah She's giving you the lie on a silver platter. I didn't say no, it's not. I went yeah Oh, you'd have to yeah

But I didn't say like I didn't say no it was me, but I didn't agree that it was her. I just went yeah So sure it sounds like there's a ghost in the machine. Well, that would be a lie. But yeah, okay. Now, all jokes aside, you definitely did do it. I don't know whether I did it. It's like, those press conference was like, hey, it was a white powder. I don't know what the powder is. I don't recall.

I mean, it could have been anything. All we know is there was two kilograms of a white powder hidden in the bottom of the suitcase. Now, beyond that, we don't know what the power to what. Exactly. So the facts are that you're not, you couldn't say, 100% that you've done that. No.

Which thankfully, cast you with some sort of innocence. Beck, but what's my question to you here now, as talking as mates, would be what would be the point which thankfully costs you with some sort of innocence. But what's my question to you here now as talking as mates would be what would be the point of you admitting this? Well, the point would be because I always do silly things like this, which she does have a track record of being clumsy. But either way, the two options here are there's a ghost in the machine or you did it. She's off the hook.

There's no one's thinking she's done it. Exactly. So we're saying it's not the best policy. Blame it on the ghost because it's a victimless crop. Yeah. That's true. The ghost. He doesn't feel anything. Who doesn't love a scapegoat? I think it's scapegoast is the way to go here. Because like you said, you're not sure. It could have been a ghost. It could have been a ghost. So I think it's scapegoast is the way to go here. Because like you said, you're not sure. It could have been a ghost. It could have been a ghost. So I think it would be the smart thing to do to get the guy to come out, to have a look at it.

Yeah. See what he can do. And he, look, Oddsar, he's going to go, seems to be working fine. I guess I'll go to ghost in the machine. And then you'll go, well, does it sometimes just receive a double signal? Is it possible that she send the signal,

it traveled to the sensor, but also the signal traveled out the door, bounced off something, came back in and hit the sensor twice? Is that possible? You know, crazy things happen with technology. Yeah. I mean, all it has to be is not impossible. Yep.

And that's probably what did happen. Thank you guys. Please. probably what did happen. Thank you guys. It's a pleasure. I'm a a a a a a a a

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a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a This is potentially to get someone to come on the show. It pertains because it's about something that I've known from a, I think I understand what it is, but you guys are a little bit more, well you're not more musical than me,

but you did more theory. That's what it is. Okay, yeah. I certainly feel it better, but you know the, you did the facts, you read the books more, right? You've watched the dockos and stuff. Yeah, better music. Well, just the theory side, it's for you, honest.

This comes in from a young lady who is messaging on behalf of her boyfriend. Okay. She claims he can, and now I'll read from the email, melodically chomp any monophonic melody from a song he knows. What does that mean? I think...

Monophonic means just the same note. Yeah, so I think what he's just... So he can chomp, so I think he has big teeth, right? He's claimed, this is a quote from him, some people can chomp, but they don't have the resonance chain before it like I do, Dan Sugar's 2022. So he's saying he can like, he can chomp his teeth together to create the beat or the tune or the song. Yeah, so he's tuned.

Yeah, like he'd be going, you know, for the jingle bells, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, chomp, I hope it's better than that. Well, it's not going, he's chomping with his teeth. He's not saying chomp. I know. That's the extent that. Well, it's not going. He's chopping with his teeth. He's not saying chop. I know. That's the extent of it being better. It's a slightly different sound. So you try. You do jingle bells with your teeth.

But I imagine he wants something like it's not like without food. He's got probably got a capsicum or something that's... No, he's clanging his teeth together. That's what he's doing. So he has... I have to say, it's a pretty special skill. He does have pretty massive teeth to create the skill with, not big enough to be in a freak show.

Don't think we do those anymore. But big enough, the people would say, this guy has big teeth, right? Okay. Sure. Is this the secret for his chomping? She writes, nobody knows. So I think he's sort of talking about,

he's got the right shaped head. Can we chat to him? Can we chat to him? Yeah, we've got Dan. We've got Dan. I've got to get up. The job. This is Dan. This is the chomper. Dan. Hello, hello boys. How are you going? Oh, what are you, Dan? How big are you, Tether? They Freddie Mercury? Oh, um, look, you know, I haven't compared them side by side. So I can't really confirm or deny that, but I'm holding. I actually do have a tape measure right next to me here.

I don't know why, but don't ask me why, but anyway, I could probably do a little bit of a... So you do know that when I was asking? Just measuring whether this body will fit in this bin or something, and so we're not going to let him ask you why the measuring tape. But... Something like that. If you're near a mirror, could you hold up the tape and tell us how wide say you're...

I'm going to aim to front teeth width. Yeah, to front teeth width. Okay, all right, let me just try and... I have never actually done this before. No, a lot of people have. I think then just probably don't use the tape measure. I'll go with some of it. I have been quite a disaver before that this is my retirement fund, because I make a nice

ivory piano out of them, but let's have a look. So I would say just the two front teeth together, if I'm reading a right, it's probably like an inch and just under an inch, sorry, like probably that's big. That's it. I'm just saying it again. What number can you say that will truly win the fight? You're like 50,000. So you're saying two and a half centimeters, is it?

Oh, no, no, it's not. It's probably about two centimeters I reckon. I reckon that's good. Yeah, a bit bigger than two, yeah. Not quite two and a half. Well, I mean, these are good numbers, but as we all know, just good numbers doesn't make a champion racehorse. You do need other factors.

Do we, is it, are we got it correct when we're saying, so you pick a song and it's you slamming your mouth shut, your t-shirt. There's no shot in between. Just to chomp, just you just tooth on tooth percussion to replicate the song. Yeah, so that was, I was listening to you guys just talk before and I was a bit concerned when Andy said it better be more impressive than that because maybe it's not but hopefully I can explain it. So I can explain it. So, yeah, there's no food involved. It's literally just chomping my teeth together.

But the chomping I suppose, if you just like when you clap your hands, it obviously creates a sound that resonates. So the chomping of the teeth in combination with my mouth obviously provides, I can shape my mouth or my lips, I don't know exactly what's going on there, but I can shape it to make a particular note. Now that's not particularly that special because people can, I'm sure that you could probably, as you were saying, jingle bells, you could probably chomp that out and maybe pretend like you're singing and sort of get the tune.

But I, what I think defines my special skill is that acoustically, say you're across a boardroom table or at the other end of a room, you would be able to hear me easily doing that as opposed to someone else you would have to be like ASMR style next to their ear. Oh, I know. You're going to have to have an ear kind of thing.

I think I'll give her in the boardroom, I would be inclined to say, Mr. Sugar's, your presentation, please. No. If it happens more often than you think. This is impressive, Mr. Sugar's bread. We must ask you for the June corn enough. Don't, don't. I'm stalling. So, okay.

It's about its volume. It's an impressive volume. It's an impressive volume. Yep. So why? And then you must be able to position your mouth and lips to amplify the chomp in a certain way. Well, I think I guess it's like, you know, I used to say when I used to do this in high school,

a lot more that I should get sponsored by some kind of milk company. Why? Because, you know, slamming my teeth together and, you know, look, they don't break kind of scenario company because slamming my teeth together and look they don't break kind of scenario. Oh, yes. Tells him. I suppose that comes down to the, I guess I was thinking about this the other day.

I suppose my teeth are like strings on a guitar and my mouth is the body of the guitar. So it's like you hit the strings harder or the teeth you slam the down harder. That obviously helps generate the resonance with my mouth and- But it's one single note isn't it, Dan? Oh no, so well monophonic means that I can't I can't play chords with my teeth. Yes, I mean I guess this time I could you know but no I can't like yeah there's time, I could, you know, but no, I can't like, yeah, it's just one single note at a time, so it's about like, it could be a range of notes, but just of course, yeah, no, it's like the Melvary. Where about you live, Dan?

He's in Brisbane. We've got to get him down. I don't want to hear it over the phone, him. I want to be at the Alchemist, the opposite end of the boardroom. No, I reckon the excitement is such that we're going to be in a boardroom. You and I have to wear suits for it. We have to be. Let's go in. What's a good song for you to do? What would you like to perform? Well, I guess I can prepare a repertoire if you wish. Oh wow. All mixed together like when Delta Goodroom has like a spot of the leg, or something. Exactly. Yeah. I could do a medley. Yeah. I could do a

medley or something. But I guess, you know, is it one of those situations of that? If I do have a special skill that my girlfriend claims that I do, you should be able to recognize, I should be able to chomp a song that you don't know and hopefully you Reckon I'm sure that's it that's it that's exactly it down what we'll do is we'll wear suits We'll call you in and we'll say hey do you have those projections for us? You start chomping the song and if we go wait a sec is that's a way to have The then we've forgotten about the projections and you've won yourself the coin.

Yeah, just won't you? Yeah, let's go three songs. Three songs. I think because I've got a feeling it's going to be good and I want to enjoy the concert. Yeah, okay. Cheapest available flight coming your way, Dan. And we'll organize to get you to Melbourne.

Quick smart because we absolutely want to save you. Cheers, buddy. Great. I look forward to it. Jump Great. I look forward to it. Jump on. I look forward to the business meeting. Thanks, mate. Hey, I'm Hamishani.com.

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It might be, you know, the 5th of April. It shouldn't be too hard, but in Mike's defense, there's pressure. Yeah, it was pressure because it's sort of like there's a gap. And it's like, you go, Mike, you're on. This is what went down in recent weeks when Mike had to try and just say the date. It's the 6th of September. Can't get on that one. You just have a little off.

Sorry. Okay. It's a got we used to do this last year. It's the 6th of September. Oh please, people have voiced out. It's a tough one because it's... I don't think you're saying 6th. Yeah.

You don't even say September 6th. But I've done all the other ones this way. It's just... Just from there once, get a blow and anyone's mind. We still know the day. Oh, do you buy your, you're forgetting them in the table. Yeah. It's the six.

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