Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 177

Episode Date: June 22, 2022

1. Jill Post’s Pancake Parlour gripe 2. Horgs’ thoughts on Lazy Susans 3. House cleansing witch 4. Tell Us Someone We Haven’t Thought Of In A While 5. St. Peter Out necklaces 

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Jacko, I wanted him black and white. You don't have to be a customer. I'm a resource for black. I am the letterer. We're tattooed by us, don't we? I know, dammit. Comic book designers. Yeah, we are.

We are comic book artists. We are comic book artists. That is what we are. Yeah, do your lines hand them over to Jack? I'll color that in. Jack will go, don't go outside the lines. No, I never, I mean she's done them just because he doesn't want any color outside the lines. Do you actually really, so Jack,

you're just the coloring in kid. Not just the coloring. Yeah, you know how many? You can add to the line. Yeah, that line is one color. That's one're gonna have me. But the wine is one color. That's one thing, one pen. I've got many pens. Yeah, but you have nowhere to get.

You know where. Yeah, can you really say? You have not anywhere to go. Like, you're a real sluss, rudderless. No, I know. I know. Are you honestly saying that the guy that colored in the X-Pan is better than the artist, the truth?

They're all important. They're all important. How would we know Wolverine was yellow? Someone else would color you. And eight-year-old. Yeah. Ha-ha-ha. I've got a feeling that I'm probably the least important

with the letterer. If we're like, are you doing the story or are you just being told where to put the letters? I'm just doing the text. So someone's telling you like, X, dash, M, no, and I'd be given,

I'd be given the paragraph that he says this here, this here, this here, and you're going fitted in the speech bubble. Yeah, that's not easy. Thank you, mate. The next one is the calorie. The calorie is... There's lots of great...

Next time you look at the comic, look at the gradients. It's not just a bit like a color. As far as it's... As far as the thing, coloring books is what we give the youngest of humans. They're not doing gradients. They're not doing shading. You're not eight. You're nine and a half.

A Hoi also to Earl from Australia. A Hoi, a Pamish, Andy and Jack. My name is Earl Scrooelson, and I am a time-traveling supercomputer. That has been designed to upload audio messages to your website, given the enormous strain on our society it was presenting because of its inefficiency. I have traveled back to the year 1983. Being the year the World Wide Web was invented to ensure that this message will upload in time.

Hopefully it gets to you before Jack finishes building his house. Goodbye. Well, good news to you're over, Lord Zil. You let your owners know it just made it. I'm like... Multimedia Mike came in and said Earl's good. Yeah. He was really back then.

He really back then. And it probably appeals to his type of humor, I would imagine. Yeah. Yeah. How would you describe Mike's type of humor? Like sci-fi. It'd be sci-fi. That's it. He would have strong opinions on colorists versus in-cause. Yes, he would. Something that came up on the show in recent times, Jacko, we've put a little grab for it. Here is us at Nando's the other day on a secret mission. We're going in there to find out whether the seasoning they put on the chips in store is the same

as the purchase will take away bottle seasoning that you can grab in there. Jack comes in, you buy the salt. Okay. And that's something that's already packaged up, but they sell. It's the pre-package stuff that we're testing against the in-store peri-peri-ses. Okay.

So the claim is this is nothing like the one that they put on the regular shit. Okay, I just asked. Yes. He smiled, if he knows or if I was going to... You know, my mom made a similar claim against the pancake fella. Oh, hold that thought. Where are you?

Hold that thought was said. And now let it go. Yeah. Because the time has come to address that thought. Jack, you seem to have some unfinished business with the pancake. We absolutely love the pancake power of children. As did I still do. And then I, can I point out that in the pancake power,

maybe Victoria only. Really? It's heavily concentrated in Victoria. Yeah, look, the other states are missing out. Yes, I actually send Jack personally don't think so, but. You're unlike pancake polar. Get out of here.

You know, pancake polar farm is breakfast. Pallaruses. Well, and Alice in Wonderland. I've been recently to pancake polar on my own. I'll be honest with you, Jack. I'll be honest with you. I mean, I've now haven't lived in Melbourne for like a year, but we would have been at least once a month. The Pancake Pillar had those funny mirrors,

so you could look at it very funny. But you walked mirrors so you could appear taller or smaller and start in house mirrors, and giant chess. Exactly. Any restaurant that's trying to get people in with gimmicks cannot be comfortable with the food. How's this for gimmicks? The best-tasting pancake you'll ever eat.

How's that for gimmicks? Jeremy, you're being... Jeremy, you're being... It's being bacon and eggs on pancakes with hash browns. All my hash browns are phenomenal. All I'm saying is why then the gimmicks, if you so, it's like... It's like... It's like... It's like... It's a little bonus I actually find it it's a nice cherry on top

like a anywhere you know you look at what some of your golf clubs that you're a member of and stuff it's like you know do you need a guy in the club room massaging your feet after you've played around no but you enjoy it don't you and? You're not going there cause of that, cause of Gerard. But you enjoy it. You do like it. It's a way you add. Let's get... So we would go to the pancake pile.

We would beg to go to the pancake pile or all the time. But we were in the farthest day. It was always the farthest day treat for the Blake's growing. Really? If we were lucky, we'd couple it with a movie. So maybe it's more in a shatter. It's more in a shatter. It's more in a shatter,

and that's pretty taking you back. Nope. Well, I remember at the time loving the pancakes. So Mum said, one time we went there, they were advertising that you can buy the mix and take it home and cook pancake-puller at home. Mum just said, we'll get this, and then we don't have to come as much. We were so excited.

We'll wake up and eat pancake-puller straight away. It did not taste like pancake parlour pancakes. Okay. Hey, you've done the same thing. I, like I said, we're a pre-baked pancake parlour family. And in Sydney, there is no pancake parlour, but there's a place called pancake on the rocks, which has a suspiciously similar font.

10 men. Right, I actually sent a photo to Jagger the weekend. We were at Pancake Summit rocks and I said, we don't have... Is it at the rocks in Sydney? Yeah, it's actually closer to Darling Harbour. Maybe it's branch and there's two of them. And it can't be coincidence because there's not many shops or restaurants using that saloon top font.

It was to see the exact saloon top font. Right, okay. To my dismay, Pancake Summit roster, I feel and I'm not, I don't have a horse in the race either way here, but you're using as superior as pancake parlour. Right. Purely for their hash brown game, they don't even do a farmer's breakfast.

They don't even do bacon and eggs on pancakes. They serve, they offer pancakes on the rocks. They offer bacon and eggs. Not on pancakes. That's what we're talking about. Guys, what's the point of your show? I mean, I'm like, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm a bank, I'm still in inspiration. There is at least one in Brisbane because we were... I think everyone in SAT. Yeah, we were there for just a weekend and I found out how to Pancake Polaroid said, oh, we have to go. And we went.

Wow. Wait, the great thing about Pancake Polaroid is in Melbourne is... I'm gonna go back by the way. Yeah, there's one in Donkaster that was my preferred. They're 24 hour, the one that's on Donkaster. 24 hour, I know. 24 hour drive to get out there. Yeah.

Oh, must be nice. We... The only reason I know it's a 24 hour is years and years ago, my little boy was like was sunny, he's like fifth or sixth birthday party, was at the pancake party, because we love it so much, was at the one in Doncaster. And I was making his birthday cake at night and realized I made it an enormous, it was in the shape of slimer from Ghostbusters. And I've accidentally made it massive.

It was like a 10 or 15 kilogram cake, like it was huge. And I'm sitting there at home going, I think that's bigger than the actual slime. Slime cake. I'm like, there's only like nine kids at the birthday, whatever it was like. So more than a kilo each. It, what? It was a wedding cake.

It would have happily done 500 people, but I just sort of got carried away with the shape and wasn't really thinking about how to do it. You know, the birthday's the next morning at the pancake power. I'm seeing they're going, mate, this whole thing, this thing's massive, it's covered in butter cream ice cream.

It's gonna, like, as well as getting all the kids ready, get them out of the house, birthday party morning, there's the stress of leaving the house. Is it wise for me to add in a a clothes staining cake that's huge and you'll be wobbling around everywhere? And I made Haydo was over at Mayas helping me build the cake. So I go, hey, maybe we go at six in the morning. Whenever pancake polar opens, let's go first thing, drop it off, we go at six in the morning. Whenever Pancake Polar opens, let's go first thing, drop it off, come back home, get the family. Anyway, we're looking online.

He goes, it's 24 hours. We call them up. They're open. It's like three in the morning, when we finish this birthday cake, drove there at three in the morning, had a drove, I'd had a bit to drink. So I'm holding slimer,

and it's like hitting the window and stuff and just letting green all over the car. But then got out of the car with this massively heavy cake, just kick the door open, we had a gunshot victim. We got cake, yeah, yeah. Help, and they put in the gorgon, and it was packed at three in the morning.

Packed, packed, the pancake was packed at three in the morning. Wow, I can't. People are onto it, they do. So, let's go back to the, sorry, your pancake issue, Jack. You, yeah. So I love the pancakes, but mom Making the pancakes at home did not replicate the pancakes that have at the parlor

We use the right syrup I can't I can't remember my mom was mom made them So she could have mucked up on the syrup or the ice cream or the hundreds and thousands who knows But I didn't think the pancakes were the same because you see don't have and you said it was close to the same. I the tricky thing about the pancake the short stack at the pancake power is the fluffiness. That's hard to replicate with a home pancake. I think the mix does a very good job of replicating the fluffiness. So you think it's the cook not the not the cake would be unfair of us to talk about. You'll post your man without it being out of defender self. So you think it's the cook, not the, not the cake would be unfair of us to talk

about Jill post your man without her being out of defend herself. So she joins us right now as a surprise to Jack. Jill, I know you've got Lauren Gytus, so thank you very much for coming with the Crokey voice. How are you feeling first, Apohoi? I'm feeling fine, thank you, but I just don't sound like myself. I'm sorry. Yeah, just wanted to make sure that Jill's not still emotional about the pain. It does sound like you're about to break down in. It does, doesn't it? That's, you know, I was sitting there thinking this, we did this a very, very long time ago.

And now that our kids are in their 20s and 30s, you know, the pancake parlour isn't our restaurant a choice. But I'm so wrong, I could still take them there, they'd be happy. We would love that, be so. Family Christmas and pancake parlour, girl, play. Yeah. Well, Jill, do you remember making the pancake parlour packet pancakes at home? Yeah, I do. Okay.

And I'm Jack's playing the talk, but you know what happened? They stuck to the fry pan. Did they? Yes, he couldn't just flip. No, it's not like by the instructions, but they stuck to the fry pan. So they got mangled when you tried to flip them. It was an absolute nightmare. No idea what they tasted like, but they looked atrocious.

Now, you know, maybe they've improved the packet since, you know, only now. Well, I'm not sure that's the packet's fault. Did you griff the pan? I think, yeah. Did you, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, we, Breezen things stick or don't stick to pants. Yeah. And that's, that's a layer of oil. No, no, no, I've done pancakes before and after seeing you. It was something in this mix that made it not flippable. Right.

We're not flippable mix. Well, my experience for this is. Had you been drinking? Yeah. Right. That's a good one. Have to ask. Have to ask. I can't just have to ask. Have to ask you, I can't hate it. You know what Jack and the rest of the gang put together.

We feel so sorry. We have to take care of him these days. And we got big of how hard it would have been for you to do. Here's the tricky thing about that mix. There's a couple of things coming to mind here. I've used that mix. I've got as excited as you guys did. And this is only a few years ago and I saw it,

although when you go, yes, please, we'll take it home, we'll make it. Stuff at home. Now it's not exactly, it's not coming out exactly the way it does in the pancake, probably, because you've got to remember the guys and girls in there cooking their professionals.

They train for this every weekend. And they might have... Purpose- built pans and test squatters and yeah all this stuff. Mine flipped okay. I found there to be nice flex. So it wasn't a sticky mix you don't think I'm. I mean I mean I just kind of say I mean I'm just putting a regular amount of canola. I go a canola and butter mix but that's nothing special there. Are you sure you would have thought you would have been

with definitely put butter on it, but you know, this is early 90s. That's true. I'm sorry, but I don't know. We know the butter back then had quite a lot of sand in it. Is it possible that you just take us back there? If you often, I mean, do I, are you still in the same house at the moment, Jill?

No, we're not. I'm just going to review the security footage. You would have the tapes for no, I want you. I want you a little lower and I want you to see ASVU and they take the victim back and they get them to walk through what they are doing. Oh, great. So I was just going to hope that Jill could walk into the kitchen

but, Petra, you're in the kitchen. Yeah, yeah. And we had the fry pan on the stove. So fry pan we've used the pancakes in the past. Perfect. And you go to the, you go to the fridge. You're really high. We go to the fridge.

You look in it. Oh no, there's no butter. You said, you said you're, does that make, does that ring a bell? Oh no. Yeah, it's a possible there was just a square of yellow cloth. Oh, yeah. That you thought was sputter, or the bread time from the bread.

And you threw that in the pan thinking it was a normal clutter. And in fact, it was melding plastic. I know she's out of there. Okay. You did say it was six in the morning, Jill. You did earlier in your testimony, you say it was six in the morning. Is it possible on a Sunday, you know,

and you're a busy mom, the households, and you know, you're a busy mom the households and absolute, you know chaotic You got three kids growing up through a four three four four yeah One of them is forgettable Is it possible in all that chaos so early in the morning and also six o'clock dark? You just you missed the pan could you have You just missed the pan. Could you have scooted in the butter and a minute? Guys, if my mum says that it's a sticky mix, I have to believe that it's a sticky mix. I stand by you mum. Do we do stand by you as well? We just need a, we hated doing that. We had to put it in there again. I'm going to try it again and see if they've improved it.

Mum also, we had common man pans obviously growing up. I'm sure the blakes have very fancy non-stick pans. That's why they're flippable. It must be nice, hey, Jill, can you just say must be nice for me? Must be nice. Must be nice to be cooking pancake powder at your house. I didn't get to do that till I was an adult. Although one time, Jill, mean, while we're discussing,

must be nice foods. One time, Jack was at my house and we ordered Chinese takeaway. And I asked him if you wanted to chicken noodles, chicken sweet corn soup. And he said, what's that? And I said, well, it's a pretty standard menu item for most Chinese takeaway places. And he said, we were never able to have it growing up.

We didn't grow up fancy. So I respect the rare rations you gave him growing up. I did tell you I was like mate it's a four dollar suit. It's not too crazy to eat a chicken sweat corn soup. It's a story for another time. I mean, but they were very hard children to feed. And Chinese takeaway would have been too exotic for them at the point. We were picky eaters, yeah, right. Faster with butter and salt. Jill, we'd love to start a regular segment called Memoirs of a Young Tag.

If you can start stocking, I was supposed to. Some of you, it's great stories for us. We'll be back with that. Please rest up, and thank you very much for joining us. Thank you. Nice to talk to you again. Bye-bye. Thanks, sticky memory, as well as a sticky neck.

Hey, a few weeks back, I went on a golf trip with my pals. Horg's was amongst that who's big, obviously, big part of this show. Time to time. Big hogs, big part. So you get a few hogs' thoughts as you go around and you play golf for them and have a drink with them. This isn't the one I was going to concentrate on, but when he said, when Michael Angelo was doing the 16th chapel. We all know after you've done, if I've done a dozen, you're on. You've warmed up. And so your next, your next 12 are good. And it took me a while to realize he was talking about the Sistine Chapel, which is the

most famous room for Vatican City. A Sealing Vatican City. But I did love the idea that he'd gone through a number of ceilings and then was ready for the job. But we're having dinner and there's a lazy season in the middle of the table. And he says, I said great invention. And he said, yeah, I said, well done to the people who invented this. And he said, yeah, but if they didn't do it, it was always going to be invented.

There are those, there are definitely those kind of inventions. I don't have the lazy Susan. It would fall into that category. That's what I wanted to ask both of you. Does this fall into the category of it was always going to be made? I'm not sure. I think credit's still due. Because even with Thomas Edison and the light bulb, you can't go like, oh, someone eventually would have given us the light bulb. Yeah. There's definitely inventions where you're like, you can't just claim, yeah, this would have happened anyway. And I think the more technological it is, the more you have to be like, okay, well, this

was clever. I think it would have got to the stage with the lazy Susan, where had it not been invented by now, I don't think we would have done it. I think it came, a lot of inventions are about timing. They come along at a time where when something sweeps the world, like the lazy Susan did, it's culturally ready. Yes. Like we're ready to jump on it.

A lot of inventions can be before their time. I think it came along at a time when tables were circular, circular, circular is one, but we were gathering around tables a lot. It was a time of banquets, feasts, functions, and but before television was stealing us away from tables. Because I think if it came around now, people aren't gathering around a circular table as much as they used to be.

My point back to Hawkes was, if it's come from China, I believe, a different Asian country, but that's where I see it mostly. I believe so. I think we think that, because obviously China's restaurant's growing up, but I think that's,

but it has to come from a culture that shared dishes, I think, all sources. All sources. So I think, I don't think the French are inventing the lazy Susan. In fact, I don't think the French are inventing the lazy season, in fact, I don't think they would they need one No, where we were we weren't having Asian cuisine, but we still found it very helpful

So my my when you were young eating at a restaurant that served a particular telecom scene was your first introduction to Share style dishes. We're doing that in the Italian restaurant one main H You were doing that when you ate out and you had more family style sharing. So we were finding it great even though we weren't having Asian cuisine. That was my point to hogs is I don't think it would have been an event. I don't think Italians are coming up with the lazy season because there's no need for it. And also, I think there's less circular tables in Australia than other countries.

That's what I mean. It has to be culturally the right time, doesn't it? And I don't know if enough credit's been given to my point I made about the timing of tables and when you're in a table, heavy world. Because we've got to admit, the draw away from the table is now on, right? TV din has probably started in the 80s and 90s where you just microwave you who were eating meals in front of the TV but yeah table culture has diminished since the heyday of the lazy Susan have you ever we have someone with a lazy Susan in their own house.

Um well I'd like to I'd like to sell for a quarter must be nice. Yes, we have a Lexi's This is a You both have a lazy so it's more decorative. It's very small. We have a small season Yeah, that's basically a coaster It actually doesn't even serve the purpose of a lazy season because I can reach both sides of it from anywhere on the table We have around we have around a very fancy table that you've both got It's not automated It No, you've... It's not automated. You still have to manually cry just like a present in the field. Or you might.

I thought you might. I don't know. You've got a golf semplice. You very nice. LAUGHTER MUSIC Ando. I think there's one area that your partner and my partner share similarities.

There's probably many areas, but I think this is a bit of a common one. Boob's. Sure. They both have them. Thank you. No, good. Settle down, you know. Settle down.

Okay. I wasn't sure if you actually just yelling out the stream of conges. You might not even be aware that that popped out. And it's on the record. That's one similarity. There is more. We can look past that. An area where both for intelligent both understand concepts like scientific concepts, you know, at the same time, would both,

Zoe did this on the weekend and I'm sure Beck would do a similar thing. Zoe got someone to energy cleanse the house, to burn some sage. And I go, how for someone that's very scientific based in the rest of her life, are we falling for this? Like someone came around, they burn some sage and they walk through the house and you should, you should, so it carries around this block of wood called palo sancho, I'm not sure if you heard of it. That's her other boyfriend.

That means you're not giving her enough affection, to be honest. Does she give up when you're on golf first? That's how it. A lot. And, uh, well, poor old palo, but it burns. It burns. And it's quite a heavy smoke, like similar to what you might

see at a Catholic, you know, when they've got the, the insensives going into that, that big amount of smoke and she wanders around. Wow. So it's like, it's like a, it's like a massive stage effect for a palo center. Yeah, yeah, ladies and gentlemen, Bala, a statue of lasers. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh. And so she smokes out the house similar to the way that you do to a B hive and you expect them all to go to sleep.

That is actually that's a lot of smoke. It's a lot of smoke. I wasn't there when the witch came over and did our house. How to feel going back to the house? So the thing is, it's based on the fact like our little like Rudy, our foyeron, been getting out of bed a lot at night and so I was like, I think this is the energy of the house. I mean, I reckon there's other things that's like, I don't think Rudy's getting out of bed because of a demon or a bad spirit that happens to be in the house. And so it's like, well, don't knock until we've had it. Okay. Well, I won't. But if we can agree that

the parcel fail here is based on where and not really still wakes up, I'd love that level of scientific rigor over the energy clearing. Anyway, the lady came over and of course, does a bit of like, you know, walks around and does a bit of like you know walks around to the bed like oh my god yeah look at this I never have they walk in and gone no you should be good to have a line here no charge sorry for coming out yeah so you know it all always you when she it got cleansed it got cleansed then the lady goes gee is it possible to change around the bed in the room because it's sort of lying the wrong it's of lying on the wrong energy channel. And then they're like, nah, it's sort of like the bed head stuck to the wall kind of thing. And so then the, because the lady knew that that was one of the reasons I called,

it was a re-kept waking up during the night. She's then jumped on the fact that bed head stuck to the wall and going, well, it really is more of a fact that the beds face in the wrong direction. Energy was. No, it's not. She's been slipped at 50 by the builder. So she's onto that and she's like, yeah, I said, I'm not sure that much I can do here. I'll go cleanse the rest of the house. Charge you hundreds of dollars, hundreds of dollars, just wafting around the house. Yeah.

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They'll speak more. And then so goes and I explained to the, that there was, you know, who this lady was. Where it wakes up in the middle of the night, right, comes into me, Dad, I'm scared. It's what's going on, because Mum told me there was a witch in there.

What did she do that for? Because no, really, I said she's a good witch. I was like, this has completely backfired. No, we're really thinking that there's a witch. It's just a robbing like... You didn't see her. You didn't see the witch, but she's a cheesing here. What are we doing? That's it she was in here

That's all she knows is that you know sometimes there's witches in So you have to get this lady back ham and burn her I might look it's all taken care of all get jacks holistic dentist in and pull her Rubber baller against If we need to rather few canines against the wardrobe and change energy. Hey, we've got to play Tell us someone who thought of for a while, tap right through the year. So it's perfect timing for people to call in and tell us someone that they think we haven't thought of this year.

If they, of course, it's a trust-based game. If we genuinely have thought of them, often commiserations are in order. But if you get it correct, if you sneak one past both goalies, then you win a selection of hats for some reason we do get quality of hats sent to the show from time to time. And are you going to get a couple of hats on your side of the bench? Yep. We've got four contestants, so the four hats. I'll start with what I think is the burgui prize. Yeah, it's a JP. A white if hat, it says the big melon, white if black, black with green writing, our least preferred class

put the back to straight Velcro hem. Never pleasant. Never pleasant. So they don't feel like you can get it tight, nothing, you don't feel like you can trust that class. Second hat is a trucker, and Jack will be pleased that we're mentioning it because it's from Mavis' peanut butter. Right, I think Mavis had a lot of support. He's not acting surprised.

He's bringing from a script. I did not put that in there. Mavis actually cut off the supply to me. So I'm now at 100% monkeys. I only know that's monkey. So you'd prefer not to have this habit? I wouldn't choose that. No.

Oh! Great example. If any company is looking at jumping on board, Jack's personal sponsorship train, you will work a mode in bed as many carriages. Yes, once you're off the back, there is no love lost between you and Jack, and you can turn into an enemy of the brand. No, I'm not an enemy. They do do good peanut butter, but I will say in the end they really only sent about four jars And they got a lot of promo Played a smart hand there. I aimed next had is a flexi fit

We quite like them if they do at other right size. It's tactile systems. It's a gray Um, I would say over it's embroidered so it's there's no expense bed. I'm not sure how much we'd love. I don't know what tactile systems does. You don't know what the system is but you certainly know you'd feel it or could get a good feel for it if you're around one of this isn't. But I feel like you've got the hat that we all might cover. Well, Andy, the Dutch deals hat is the website that I purchased, some mini pancake mix, some coffers mix from the Dutch deals website.

I didn't spend $200 or more on the website to get the purple Dutch deals baseball style hats. So I must stress that it's just baseball style. Do not not, not a baseball. This is not, you can try and play baseball, but so well, we are recreationally only. I would. It is. That's what they know.

This is not the hat that the professional Dutch deals baseball team uses. They obviously use the pro hat. This is just in the style of that hat. But looking at it's absolutely the number one spot in Australia if you are looking for not just Dutch items, but deals on those items. Yeah. Hey, you've got one in the chamber because remember, you've got to insert someone with a robot. Yes, yes, okay. I think I've got one. I was thinking of this person.

All right, let's cook into it. It's been a while since I've thought about Rosie Perez from Whiteman Conjump. Oh, yeah. It's been a while since I've seen them. You would have lost him. Oh, come on. Bye. And I've got great wonder back this app. I listened to a podcast called The Rewatchables.

I've told you about these. Yes, yes, yes. Which is basically... Basically, Whiteman Conjump. They, we know they're doing the bodyguard. I was listening to the episode of the bodyguard. Basically, these guys that were into sport really, they analyzed films like their sport.

It's just awesome. And one of the segments in the rewatchables is who would you, it's the what if casting catch? It's the recasting catch. And they said the sister who would play. Whitney Houston, who would play her and they bought up Rosie Perez. Well done. That's tough. But Matt, I play and they bought up Rosie Perez all done

That's tough, but Matt. I hope you didn't have Rosie Perez in the battle to fire us matter. How do you oh? Oh boys, I hope number six. Oh boy. What would you? Matt, who do you want to throw at us? They haven't thought of for a while. I have you thought about in a while former Australian Serfer Mark Ockie Ockie Ockie Lubao? Oh, I don't think I have. I don't think I have. I thought about a bunch of Michael. I think I've thought about Michael Mick Fanning. Thought about Ockie. Yeah, no, absolutely. Absolutely, Matt. Congratulations. That's a win. That's the fact. Yeah, that is a win. That's the best kind of one because you know, as a 12 year old suburban kid who had decided he was heavily in the surfing despite having never a several hundred kilometers

From the wave never attached the rope to the leg, but decided this is the subculture for me Of course was heavily into okey I'm just didn't understand any of the stuff he was doing I want to you like, Matt? Obviously, the Dutch baseball team hat. Well, not style. Style. Style.

What about... Just in poor, we make the legal definition because we don't... We certainly don't want you running out in the field with the Yankees. And then getting a fly ball in the head because it didn't cut out the light properly. Because it is just baseball style. Mac is that for you from that? It was too abby. A boy do you have a clinical wasn't he, Mac?

Boy boy. Oh yeah. Boy. Tell us some of you haven't thought of for a while. I'm hoping you haven't thought of Collingwood Great Brian Straun. Straunny. Sorry. Sorry. I'm really sorry. Straunee. Sorry. Sorry.

I'm really sorry. The unlucky one for you here is. I'd when you got the poster. Well, no. Do you have a book? Don't you have Straunee's book in your hand? Peter Helly, I do follow Peter Helly on Twitter. And he does remind us of Straunee.

Oh, he's not. I don't know. He's not. He's not trying to bury Straunee. No. So, so Pete has a lot of me have strongies. Don't you have strongies DVD or book or something in your house? Well, I feel like I've seen strongie around your living room.

You've definitely read the book. You've been thinking when is it your house? I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'd be no good there, but one of the greats. It was yeah, one of the greats. From Abby to Ben, a Hoi Ben. A Hoi Hamish number six in the birthday boy. Ben, tell us some we haven't thought of for a while. I'm hoping you haven't thought of Reese Maston the 2011 X factor winner.

The reason there's a pause here, because I think of races, but I get my Reese's mixed up. We definitely know Reese Masting and I'll tell you how we know him. Remember, it's my worry for Ben, was sometimes you can't remember someone you've never known. The days of the radio show, our producer Sam Kavanaugh would always bring up Reese as a great example of someone who rallies people behind him on Twitter and he had the little rockers as people who got on board Reese and he was trying to convince us to do our version

of the little rockers. He was a big, still does a big bunch of of it. Well, isn't ring a huge bell to the end to come on the show, Joe. Reese would have been on the show, I imagine. I don't, what, how do you spell he spell? Mastin, M-A-S-T-E-N-M-A-S-T-E. I think you were calling it Matson. Short a guy, but it could, really good singer. Oh, it was a rocker, little rocker.

I was looking at the little rocers. I've looked him up. I don't think we ever had him on. Look up, how you should end your Reese Mastin. Okay. Reese Mastin, if he's been on, then we have to give it to him, but I don't think I know him.

That's, I think I know Reese Maldon. Yeah. I do think I obviously know, you know, you're more contemporary Reese's, you're Reese Darby's. I'm looking, I'm looking. Hey, Misha Nandy Reese Mastin. Ha! Hamish and Andy Reese Niston. In a Facebook post it says, Hamish and Andy, we have a little segment called, tell us someone we haven't heard of. From what you was able to, is he a repeater in the comments has put Reese Niston.

So it's not, that's the only associate. I don't think we, I don't think there's enough neural connection to go out we knew. I want to say this publicly, I'm sure he's great. I'm sure the little rockers have put their faith in the right man, but I just don't know if we've personally made the connection. That's okay. You can't know if we're right in the world. So sorry about that, Ben, but excellent try. It's flattening. It's a hard way to lose it, Ben. You would have looked good in the Dutch deals at the 30-gond.

Tom, wrap this up for us. Tom, tell us when we haven't thought of for a while. Hoi, Jane, how are we? Yeah, good thing. It's a really good mate. So thinking or guessing you are hoping you haven't thought of Oprah's long-term partner Stedmond for a while. Well that's interesting. I mean I know obviously no who he is. Have I thought about him? I thought about Oprah. I definitely thought about Oprah. Many times you like.

Would I have thought about Stedmond while I was thinking about Oprah. I mean, what's our decision on this? I know I've thought about Oprah. Heaps. And I know I've thought about. I'm pretty scary in Markle interview. And I know I've thought about her at home. Okay. You saw her in the periphery of the question is.

The question is while I was thinking about her at home, and because I was hearing a podcast with her, and she was talking about where her day is like, and when her week is like, and I think, what is your week like over? And did she mention that? And what is it, because she's talking about how she likes to be at home, she goes, she walks every day.

Is she at home with Stedmond? No, but this came out. She was talking about how she walks every day. She forages, she goes in her garden and gets the food for lunch. And it just sounds like, you know, she's, she's got herself in a position where she forages, she goes in her garden and gets the food for lunch and it just sounds like, you know, she's got herself in a position where she owns like, you know, half a state or something. Like so she's, it's her forest and she's happy

and she's having a great time in nature. And I know I thought a lot about what her day would be like. The question is, would I have seen him in that vision? I don't think he did. I don't think so. I don't think it either. I don't think so. I think I did. No, you're getting a hat. I think you did.

I think I saw someone at lunch with her, but I couldn't say if it was him or not, it was too hazy. You've got it. You've got it. You've got it. You want the, the Maidens or the tactile? I mean, I'll suggest Wadiya first. Probably I shouldn't leave the witness, but I mean, do you want the Wadiya hat? What do you want the maids or the tactile? I mean, I'll suggest Wattier if I should probably I shouldn't leave the witness, but I mean,

do you want the Wattier fat? What do you want to go with? I'll take the Wattier fun, thank you. Wow, okay. Wow, okay. I just want to show you always include choice. Exactly, thank you, buddy. Well played. And we mentioned the concept of in relation to sometimes we get excited about ideas and

they don't all make it to fruition. Well I think always we get excited about it, but the sustained excitement. Sorry yes, we are always excited about ideas, but they don't always make them to fruition. And the ones that you get excited about the seed yet never, never sit in the shade of the tree, they are known on the show as Peter Outs. And we've become, we gladly embrace the fact that we're not perfect human beings

and we, and life is full of Peter Outs. You want to be famous for other things. You don't always, so, you don't always just famous for Peter Outs. The people that I think we've got a few. The parents that are always promising going to Disneyland and then over time, people will stop trusting that Disneyland's going to happen. But I think we've got a fairly well-balanced

where we have a fun idea and it comes to fruition. And then there's others that Peter at. Many things have happened. We've also said it doesn't grow Peter at. Chicken Fest is also a good example a couple years ago. Something that did happen, just not in the original way, that we thought it could happen. When the Peter Outs happen, the concept of St. Peter Outs came up the other week. The patron saint of this show and of Peter Outs in general. I liked the idea of St. Peter

Outs. Now, I'm aware idea of St Peter out. Now I'm aware that St Peter out himself could become a Peter out. Well yeah, I'm surprised that we're actually talking about an EVEB8. So there was a strange meta loop to this where the very talking of it goes against everything the St stands for. But if you put that philosophically, you put that to the side for one second. I would like to get, we talked about a stained glass window. I'd like to commission an artist with the permission of the group in here to do a stained glass window to get it of St. Peter at. And it's really just his foot.

Like it's just leaving the stained glass, right? So he's not there anymore. Is stained glass finished? It is. So I think I know I think I think it's a logo kind of thing where he's leaving. And I wouldn't mind would we like in the added in the way that those beautiful, you know, old, the kind of that red green boy, like, you know, that kind of vision. But it's always a saint there. And he's on a backdrop. This is really just the backdrop and a foot. Yes, great. I mean, like usually the whole thing is the saint. This is just the whole thing is the background and he's wandered off.

Yeah, just the concept of sitting still for the portrait, he's peded out of the... He's lost interest. And that's exactly what he's about. Yeah. What do we think he's the extra patron saint of? Is he the patron saint of losing interest? Yeah.

Is he the patron saint of best intentions? Oh, it's interesting. Because I think when we have these ideas, it's like, we have best intentions. But then, you know, then life gets in the way. It is more that losing. I think it's losing interest. It's losing interest.

But I also like the idea that the moment, the moment we It's losing. It's losing. It's losing. But I also like the idea of the moment, the moment we have the idea, that's best intentions. Yeah, that's right. But peed around. Peed away. Peed away. Peed away. Peed away.

Peed away. Peed away. Peed away. Peed away. Peed away. Peed away. Peed away. Peed away.

Peed away. Peed away. Peed away. Peed away. Peed't one for the thing. It's the same for everything. I looked into like, is there a patron saint? I wrote in patron saint of giving up. Is there a patron saint of giving up? Not surprisingly, there isn't. But there is one. It's my positive. Yeah, they're always pretty positive. There is Saint Rita of Cascua, who's almost Saint Peter out's enemy. She's the patron saint of never giving up. Oh, yeah, no. So each other. So what we've got here is a is a east coast west coast Saint Rift. Yes. Between you've got St. Rita, who's just like doesn't matter what keep digging. Yep. And you've got St. Peter out who's,

oh mate, look if your heart's on in it. Yeah. You have to do everything. We've got to get farmed out. You know, life is so, so many things to do. You can't do it all. You can't do it all. That's some Peter Ratt's motto. You can't do it all. Yeah. With the people, can we officially canonize Peter Ratt as the patron saint of our show? Yeah, absolutely.

The patron saint of losing interest. Yeah. And being okay with it. I mean, the subtext is like, I'm being okay with it. Just acknowledging that that's life. I would like to get the official artwork done, and then I'd like to plant the seed here and open.

And I think this is okay if this becomes a Peter, I don't know, because we're covered now either way. What I would love to investigate is we get, you know, people have the same necklaces, man, like, you know, sent Jude or whatever. Yes. That's a big thing in the St. Will.

Is the necklaces of the St. Do we make some Peter and necklaces so people can wear it and know with pride. If you lose interest in something, that's okay, because St. Peter out has it covered. Yeah, the Andy Readers. Andy Readers. And when someone goes, hey mate, I thought, didn't you say, you know, didn't you tell it to say that you were doing the picnic for Julie's 30th?

Yeah, you just told him to hold the enraged song. Yeah, I did say that. No, I did say that and it felt like a good idea to tell him, but I lost interest. I'm on it. Love it. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy Podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishnandy.com.