Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 183

Episode Date: August 3, 2022

1. St Peter Out first designs 2. Power Moves 3. Song Sleuth 4. Health star rating for soda water 5. What were we up to in 2010? Hamish & Andy Unlimited 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Because the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A Hoi Timmy Mark Hopper's Hamish. It's actually pronounced Mark Holden. And Marsha Rae's shoe is Jack and I'm Ricky.

Oh, you're dickheads. Ah, Hopper's. Ahoi to me Travis Barker Jack. I would love to be Travis Barker and you will be either Tom DeLong or Matt's Eber, depending on if you're traditional or new. And you please, the new he loves you. LAUGHTER I am of course going with the members of Blink 182.

Unfortunately, I'd plan this for the show 182, but I have missed it by a week because I forgot last week to do it. Well, that would be the most challenging. Yeah, well, I've said Andy. Yes, no, didn't immediately pick up on Mark Hopper's. That's his name, he was the bass player and co-leads singer. Yes, co-leads.

And also invented... You kind of a co-lead. No, they did share. They did about even a amount of songs, with form on vocals, and Mark on vocals. I, of course, later went on to invent the storage unit on the top of paintball guns. Oh, hop up.

Oh, hop up. Is known as the hop up. That's who I thought I was. I think they would know who is the lead singer. The Veronica's age with it all the time. They age with each would think it's them and say publicly it's the other guy. Yeah.

So Jess in the Veronica's is adamant that she is the lead. Really? Because Lisa often takes the non-favored harmony as she said. And then Lisa said to me that that makes her a bit of singer. And I said well, not necessarily the lead though. Wow. Yes, indeed. That is a deep insight. Into the role of a good...

Maybe the boys from Blink 18, after they've heard about this, and listening to this, would find that interesting, to learn about another band. Mikey, love Blink 1-8-2. Who's the lead singer? Barks. He said he answered straight away. We're without getting into the weeds. I can say why he said, Mike,

could mark the, of the two co-leads singers, he's the only remaining one in the band. So Tom is left. Oh, I see. Mark showed that he manages to be mentioned in the cast. I'm staying longer. He has to be the leader of Gregor Glingbine too because if the other guy's not meaningly. Well, if you look at it, if you look at it per, you know, like Minut's son, he's obviously, he's stats would be way liar now.

Well, live for sure I mean yeah otherwise you get the other guy at home just playing the albums on repeat to clock up his minute son recorded singing this chapter while the audio judge rushes back and forth between their house trying to settle this once and for all. Tom's still singing, Mark. All right. If I sing on the way. He's figured out a way to sleep, sing it. LAUGHTER Oh, you all say that Haley, who used the very easy system at omissione.com.

A Hoi Boys. Just got a bit of an upset Andy for you. We recently procure a new set of chopping boards for the house. These fancy new ones are a set of four. They are all different colours. And each one has a little symbol that tells you what sort of food you should be chopping on it. Like there's a red one with a little steak symbol on it for red meat. However, a few weeks after we'd bought these chopping boards, I came downstairs to discover by husband making a sandwich on the poultry board.

Ooh. This is not okay. Okay. My wife is very specific about the poultry board. So, operate. Zoe has wild ideas about when and how Camp Lovactor can activate in chickens. She's just very, like their food poisoning,

you know, don't leave chicken out, do leave it out. Okay, let it cool. Don't put it in the fridge hot. Get it out. Don't double heat it. Just so many rules. Like, can you heat that again? It's been cooked. Honey, you can do all this stuff. It's just very unlucky to get. I always try and tell her it's raw chicken. Just don't eat raw chicken. You know, raw chicken that's been out all day. Because we've got to buy a barbecue from the supermarket, and I'll put it in the fridge. I put it in my mouth, I think that's it. What are you fixing it?

Before, don't put your good heart. They're like, you're having a big, it'll go through lukewarm. It's like, well, it has to go through the numbers. That's a good point. Does it matter if it doesn't in a cupboard? It can. Well, not, I mean, it's sealed with a very effective,

a little pressed seal. Yes. Does it matter if it does it in a cupboard? Well, not, I mean, it's sealed with a very effective little pressed seal. Yes. I understand poultry boards are hot issues. Yeah, you can count it. I mean, God, one night took cutting up chicken files on the wooden board. Oh, really?

Burn it, burn it. Oh, yeah, because it's so excited in. It eats the juice. The wooden board is actually you have to use the plastic board for chicken. I wouldn't rush to the wooden board for chicken, no. But do you ever get at the supermarket? They ask you if you want your chicken bag separately,

even though it's in plastic, wrap in paper. I know. It's like, it's like, if that chicken can get out, it's Houdini. I mean, I'd pay money towards this chicken get out of the bag. It's rare that I'm fast and loose, but I don't care for the board etiquette there. That's fast and loose, only in chicken areas. Yeah, so you have poison to dinner at my house. Come around, watch Andy pack,

loosely pack chicken from the supermarket and have the juice go all over the cornflakes and not mind. Hey, one thing that I really was desperate to bring up again, because we can't have it as a Peter out. I mean, it would be, it's, I mean, it probably naturally sits the Peter out, but Saint Peter out. Yeah, the paper and I would say of this show, we were going to discuss a lot of things with regards to Saint Peter out. We would allow, I mean, to be poetic if it wasn't Peter out, but we like the idea so much of St. Peter out that we,

I'm glad we're back. I'm glad have people been submitting their art ideas. They have. They have. They have two things, maybe a stained glass window and the new studios of St. Peter out, which is just the traditional like colorful St. window, but it's just a foot or someone leaving

because Peter's, Peter's off. He got, he's Peter. He's peed. Before we get to the designs and there's been heaps coming in, I didn't realize that, you know, we had accidentally put it out to tender because we think I might have said that. We've got our guys to start working on one, but yeah, they've been coming in.

Before we get to those, Hamm, resident brain of the show Adam Spencer, who's sometimes this context us. He wrote, you can have, uh, saints can be a patron saint of more than one thing. Yeah, I can. He said, for example, Sinandru, he's not just the patron saint of Scotland, he's also the patron saint of Greece, Russia, Italy, Italy's a Malfi, andarbet, so he's getting around. When I first announced that St Peter at Kudfit well in the canon of saints, there's 10,000 of them. I mean, there's saints for everything.

Like, if you, back when I was in Italy, I went for a bike ride to a church that is the church there as the patron saint of cycling. Oh, I asked the Italians, I was like, that's a late saint to the party, isn't it? Because, was I mean, is this thing say who added it to his portfolio? Or is it a specific saint just for cycling? No, it wasn't a saint that enjoyed getting around on a bike, because I was like, it saint lived 1500 years ago, and would be excited to have had cycling added to his portfolio. Yes, because he wanted the piece. He wrote a lot of box around when he was doing his work.

Yeah, at the time, very easy. At the time, you can just get given that as well as being popped on saying, he looks after cyclists. Sinandru also, besides all those countries, is the patron saint of singers? Yep. Spinsters.

Really? Maidens. Fish mongers. Hope this still could be all four. Fisherman, different to among you. Okay, yep. Women wanting to be mothers. He's the painter's state of gout and the sore throat.

I didn't realize elements that are painter's state as well. It's weird. You can have negative things have patron saints, but also positive things. Yes. So you pray to him when you have gout have patron saints but also positive things. Yes. So you pray to him when you have gals and he'll look after it. But he's not looking after gals. He's looking after people with gals. That's true.

He's not cheering for gals. You don't wake up in the morning with whatever the symptoms of gals are and go, Andrew's gone. He's coming in the night and he's got me. So Adam Spence was suggesting that St Peter out is not just the paint and saint of losing interest. He should be the paint and saint of a degree of naivety, which I tend to agree with him.

It's like something that you think you want to achieve until you look into it. Yeah, the best intentions I think we were floating around. Well thought it was good. But losing interest is like, we don't care about this anymore. No, that was two tensions. Two hard is also, it's slightly different. I can't.

Carp is different to losing interest. We put a lot of effort in. And it's not that we've, it's not that we only lose interest because the full picture becomes clear to us and the effort reward matrix shifts. That's the difference. There's been a lot, but there's also, I don't find that a phony.

Yeah, that's true. There's many things. It's a complex machine. Yes. But I think St Peter had sense for all of them, doesn't he? Well, that's the thing. That's what I get. He's answered someone that loves to have a go. It's not scared to think big. It's also not an idiot, and not going to undertake something that's far more work in the end than it's worth. And also, someone that has so many ideas, he can't be expected to remember all of them.

Sometimes just naturally the weaker ones will fade away. So if you're someone like that, I think... Probably the handrains of hating Admin. And I'd say having a real turn off and a dislike of bureaucracy. Because that's is portfolio. Yep, chuck it in. Tuck it in. Tuck it in.

Tuck it if you're going to dislike a bureaucracy, Pat some Peter Outs for you. If you want to add anything to St. Peter Outs portfolio, please submit it at www.aide.com if you can be bothered. That's it. That's it. Hey, we'll have a quick look at the designs. Okay.

First one was the one that we actually, staying glass window, just with a foot leaving. It's probably more of a modern digital take on a staying glass window, but that is the one that is almost like a South Park animation to level. Oh, draw your attention to document two in your folder. You said a line. This one has come in from Danny Simpson. A lot of Jack being you. Do you see the resemblance to Jack Post as a paper now? I do now.

Well, I mean now, but look at his robe. It's got a number six on it. Yeah. So I think Jack submitted this. I delete the six. No, don't. I haven't drawn that obviously as I can't draw that well But have you seen this one Jack? It looks great. She sent that to me on Instagram

And I didn't really there was it was there any confusion that I was ever Saint Peter. I don't think Jack And I'm of the disciples to Jesus So is anyone else had a bit of confusion that I'm the saint? No Warren? Yeah, right, no, because I just noticed some of you guys are, I was just wondering if anyone was thinking, oh, I was. Now you're all good Warren.

Yeah, right. Well, we should ask around anyway, see if there is some confusion out there that I might be a saint. Warren, you're starting the confusion. And we know, we've seen you down at the markets in a fake bid. It's pretty the confusion. We're going to give this in the butt.

But whether that's a picture of me or not, that is a very great, that's a great stained glass window. My worry with this designer, I know we're describing visual things here. But don't you reckon it looks like Jack's just leave. The turning around and waving is your leaving. I don't think that's as Peter outy. Anyone that waves on the way out. Yeah, that's a big good boy. They did mean to go. They didn't mean to go. Rather they're slipping away. I thought people, I thumbs up. I could change it. I could change it too. I'll be right back. But yeah, I don't think we're trying to...

Peter Routes. Peter Routes. Because this is the thing, when you reapply this to the show, the best Peter Routes we've had on the show, are not us calling a conference and going, guys, I'm so sorry, we've decided for a variety of factors and not to pursue. We don't do that. No. We don't do it a formal goodbye. We simply stop mentioning it. It just evaporates. So I feel like that's

not too much of a deliberate exit for to be simply to read. I think the draw your attention to document three. Sorry, can I just say I love the artwork that I've documented. So you drop the hand, you turn the head more sideways, just like he's noticed something and he's wandering off. Yeah. And all because the eye contact too that's sort of like, hey, we're hoping people don't notice us leaving. That I think is what we feel out as a Peter out. We're hoping no one brings things back up. But the things we've lost interesting when you see an email going, hey guys, whatever

happened to that, you're like, damn it. They have noticed. I draw your attention to Document 3 in your folder. Again, there's plenty of this, there's heaps, but I just narrowed down to these three. This is the most stainless, stained glass window like. You know, Jack, whatever one was taking this from somewhere. This one is interesting to me because he's definitely leaving. No, I can't take this.

No, is way more beta-outty because you're just charging off to the side looking at something else. Is it that just that? Do we see too much of them? Do we want to see some papers face it all? Do you move? You mean you move this? Yeah, this is a centralized saint. If we just side on charging off, focused off the thing. You mean just move it, move the whole person just to say, yeah, we're in a lot of frame. Yeah. So they get a half the person.

I didn't just kind of get the ear, so you get a little hint that they're there. Yeah, okay. But maybe you can't see them. Yes. That was the suggested, or we'd like keep it open to Tinder and we have more suggestions coming in,

but we could, how do you feel about that? I like that. I don't know. We're probably not there are we? That was from cash by the way. Cash Rahim. Who was our second? Who was our second?

That was Danny Simpson. I'd love to see Danny have another go. I'd love to see Danny have another go take on our notes because I do like the style of that. And we're talking about getting this made into a necklace, aren't we? Well, I feel that we can't do the whole thing as a necklace. I think there'll be a specific part of it. And I think the leaving foot could present.

It could be a great symbol of some Peter out. Where the charm of some. Because otherwise it's gonna be too small. And I do like the leaving foot of the last one. Yeah. You can imagine. I only like that range. of the last one. Yeah. You can you make all you like that. You imagine that in a circle. I can't. Well, the quote imagination.

I don't know if it's just my reason and created a job that has given me a set the human imagination. Or if it's because I'm looking through my called up finger cheating, allowing me to imagine in a circle. I can't, I don't know Anyway, all we can say we submit a couple of things for people to go on with her And look we'll pop all those up on on the pipes so you can check out those designs hamicheg.coms Well, and I'd like the for will I like us to get the final design and then make the necklace

For Christmas, I think it'd be a great Christmas. We're done Great what's how much a promise the promise has been done? to get the final design and then make the necklace for Christmas. I think it'll be a great Christmas. We'll be able to do it. We'll be able to do it. Great. What's how much? A promise. The promise has been done. A promise complete. I mean, they keep coming in, aimishnelly.com if you wanted to contact us for anything,

including sending your power moves. You're going to kick it off with your own. And I'll give you the serve. Please. including sending your power moves. in a pre-bought between a guy called Izzy and a guy called Bobby Knuckles, who have we have what I was talking about. Quite a lot about Bobby Knuckles, but yes. He said often at the start of UFC matches they extend their fist for a fist pump. Rather than reciprocate the show of sportsmanship, Izzy did rock paper scissors and then put paper out and left. paper scissors and then put paper out and left. You must have rattled by these confidence because you went on to lose the bite. The second bat had lost that night. So you start with a win. Starting with a win, can't that's a good move.

This is from Luke. Look, this power move is best executed in the bathroom of a restaurant or bar. Like, we very fine with specifics. When you see someone of the same sex who you think might be on a date, leave their table and go into the bathroom. Right? So you're like, Oh, there's a dude. He's going to the men's bathroom.

Follow them in. Okay. Well, hang around in there. And before they leave to head back to their table, they will inevitably look inevitably fix their hair or adjust their looks in the mirror. At this opportune moment, say, don't worry mate, just go out there and do your best. Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! I'll be shocked at your knowledge of air situation. I love it. Are these running from ash?

Ah, again at the pub move. You can get anyone with this one. Great. If it's your turn to buy a round of drinks, when you go back to the group and pass them out, start with here you go champ, here you go bro, etc. And till you get to the person you want to do the power move on,

when you get to them say, don't spill that one. You're not doing it. You're not doing it. It's subtle. Here's one I didn't know you could do, and this is from Steven. So in Facebook message or Instagram messenger, you can customize your react emojis.

Like someone sends you a message, you can change the emojis. Okay. That's the emojis, you know, you do a long press and then, you know, usually just like on, you can change the emojis. That's the emojis, you know, you keep doing a long press and then, you know, usually just like on, you know, WhatsApp or whatever, direct message, they're the standard amount, they're the standard emojis,

but you can customize them. Said, I like to replace mine with gold, the gold, silver and bronze medal emojis. And I use them to rate every single message, image or meme that my friend sent me. This sends them scrambling to up their message game after I give them a silver or a bronze. Ha ha ha ha the room, gesture for them to come to you. They will reluctantly follow your command

and walk towards you thinking you need them. Once they're within close proximity, shoot them away. They were on the phone. You've got a complete power. I mean, you can't really use it once. Hey, you got to make your own fun. This comes in from Michael or Hoy Mike. Soccer based goalkeeping power move. Okay. Oh, you're nice. Good. Well, I mean, we're heading into our World Cup. We are. Goldkeepers have done great power moves in the past. So it requires a brief pre-planning with the captain of your team. Okay, so this is if you are the goldkeeper, I assume. It's for when a penalty kick happens,

so either like at the end of the game or any penalty during the game, when the opposition players steps up to take the penalty kick, say loudly to your captain, do you want me to save it? The captain will then reply with no, don't bother, but make it look good. Proceed to attempt to save. If it goes in, we can nod to your captain like we meant that. But if you save it, shrug inside of the penny paper, take it. Yeah.

That happens a lot. Hey, it's been a little while. But it's time for these. This sounds like this, sounds like this, sounds like this. If this sounds like that, if this sounds like that I'm your man. Indie Lee song sleuth. I'm, uh, I've been the guy to forensically look at songs to see if there've been copies of other songs.

Cockney, yeah. And it's cockney, yeah, yes. Cockney investigative, yeah. Some, you know, no, no, no, it's prosecute though, but sometimes the ear is cocked. Usually the eyebrow on the same side of the ear is raised. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no drama that D'Aisi, who works with the show, got me onto a line of duty, which is AC12, the anti-corruption unit. They come down hard on people. I don't like it. If you are turning a blind eye crime, and it would have been me turning a blind eye, because I don't want to prosecute these people.

I actually was the first. Darcy goes on about this so much. Yeah. He was like, the greatest show of all time. It's okay, I started. I came home and liked Amanda and I was like, we've been doing television all wrong. We have to watch this show.

I only hung in there. I think for one or two episodes, I think we gave it one more because of Darcy's insane push for the show. But is this the show correct me for a moment? Because it was about a year ago where it's like, oh, Philips, he's the best damn cop there of all day.

Don't you get in the way of Philips? You don't get a record like Philips on that being the greatest damn detective. You know, don't get sniffing around Philips. There's a lot of that. He's a Philips. What are you talking about? He's the best damn detective we've ever seen. Did I hear some image in Philips?

And now his name's not Philips, but I know he's not. He's a lot of that. He's a Phillips. What do you tell you, man? He's the best damn detective we've ever seen. Did I hear some image in Phillips? And now his name's not Phil, but I know. No, he's not. But it's a lot of, he's the best damn detective the city's ever seen, but he might be inflating his arrest numbers, was that it? Yeah, and then AC12, they don't care. They don't care.

They're just looking at the... I don't care if you're the King's... We just want to get to the bottom. I just want to find Ben Copper. Yeah. He just fell off. I mean, that's he's an exemplary example of how you catch up. I don't care if you've won a award.

If you're a Ben Copper, we're after you. That's my brother's the king. I've already said. I just care about that. That's the show. That's the show. That's exactly in a nutshell So I at risk of having AC 12 up my ass out my

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Yeah, you're probably panicking. Because we have to do about 10 wins to Jack to win. No, he's a coward. Here it is. Here it is. I don't want this fight, but you're a hesitate mine. Oh, we're closer than the moon with me. Remember how the years could shine. I can't say I initially hear anything in that either did I.

But then, I learned listener,art Simpkins has said, have listened to the one that got away by Katy Perry. And another life. How we feel about that, we keep on our promises. Yes, again. It's so hard the music game. And look, it was the same. It's not too much.

And I would have said this for anyone, not just a friend of ours, at least, what we're still here for. Correct me if I'm wrong here, because you guys, you both individually learnt the theory of music. And whilst I'm an accomplished musician, I don't bother with the theory. And as you know, I don't do the counting. Is this your, there's only so many notes theory?

No, this is new on that. But it does tie in. There are only so many notes, Jack. Have a look at a keyboard. They've not expanded it since Mozart's times. So that's a fixed amount of notes. But once you start playing a few, you are given less options of where to go.

It's like if you were to invent a new word. If I went, okay, the word sounds good. That's correct. That's right. If I said the word starts with SP, right? You're right. Yeah. And you're grads on the great word start.

Okay, great. But you go, can only be a vowel, really, Nance. Yeah, exactly. So you are, now I'm down to five. You don't have the whole alphabet anymore. So there's a diminuest pool of logical choices. Yeah, I think what's the SPY? There might be a viral.

A viral one. But yeah, I know what you're saying here. I mean, you have a path. I mean, I don't want to turn this into word, but you do have less choices, because what I'm saying, you're not going to have a Z-next. No. So once you're down a path, you

run a higher risk of it accidentally, through never having heard another song, becoming similar to another one, because if you wanted to sound good, yes, because certain chords resolve. Otherwise, you can throw anything in there, like you could throw a Z-next, but you'd look at, oh, it doesn't. I wouldn't put this in your book. That's weird. That's exactly right. So anyone's an author and they do do that. They go through each word, word by word. Yep, that's in, that's in. So at risk again of having AC12 on my back, I still had to run.

I think I'll wrap your ass. LAUGHTER So maybe they're up on your back having a breather. LAUGHTER Gosh, I'm tearing it all away. Maybe they're up on the back having a breather All day Up to the back gets some fresh air we'll go back in get some fresh air we'll go back in. I don't want to do this for. Can we find the brine?

Can we go in the mouth? No, wherever they are. I don't want to meet you. I don't want to meet you. I don't want to meet you. Can you breath we're going back in? Anyway, I don't want to meet you. Anyway, I don't want the moment on me.

I still have to put it through the machine with the comparison that my absolutely. And another life, but your raising mind, we keep falling on this. The different. Oh. Good tempo. Yeah. Now that is no pitch changing, no tempo changing, like there's no augmentation.

So before, before, I don't do the counting, but I can tell when something's a similar tempo. Now before, this is why this is a tough day for me. There's another case. Oh no. Against James Bay. No. Van's joy. Oh, you're friends. Oh, you're friends.

Another friend of the show. You're a Bubby. Bubby? You're Bubby. You're Bubby. Bubby. Um, the

we have. Oh, this is, this is tough. Oh my gosh. He's got the new song great song, actually, called Clarity. And this is not necessarily advanced, because I'm not sure that he comes up with the horn sections. He doesn't. No.

No. He generously leaves that to another team mate. Yeah. Because he wants to share around the experience of being successful. So the trumpet section of the song, Clarity. Right. Not his responsibility. Here it is here. The allegation from Gordon Ferguson, this one came in from.

No, it sounds a lot like the versatility of teenage dream, also by Katie Perry? So what I did this time is just lay them over the top of each other, have Katie singing over the trumpets of Seppelis. over the trumpet so several. Again, he's my argument before. If you've only got so many choices, once you're in this, not that many notes up there, not many of that many stepping stones you're gonna go to. And look, as we've already said,

Vans Joy, he doesn't write that stuff. He doesn't write the trumpets, so we know that for a fact. And so, I think what's happened here, and you know, you played trumpet in your brother's band. If Camton around said, I've got a song, I need some trumpet for it. You'd be falling over yourself to go,

I'll come up with it. You wouldn't make Cam come up with the trumpet? No, no, I wouldn't. And then, and then. a song, I need some trumpet for it. You'd be falling over yourself to go, I'll come up with it. You wouldn't make Cam come up with the trumpet. No, no, no, I wouldn't. And then, and then, So that's what's happened to Vance. He's been framed here. If that person has been influenced by K, which I think is questionable at best,

well, I think it's honorable of us to at least prosecute two great friends the show James Bay in Vance, Joy. And I don't, I'm obviously gonna put friendship aside and the fact that they're in great don't want to, I'm obviously going to put friendship aside and the fact that they're in great things for us, I show it completely aside. When I say, rotation as a judge is on one.

I'm letting them both off. Oh, well. Oh, well. I'll let them know. Oh, well, no. Back. Back. All right, boys.

Well, we never really put this to bed. I mean, I guess it just exists continuously in the background as an ongoing investigation. The health star ratings at supermarkets. We get a lot of intel about this. We get a lot of people writing in to go, they've seen more discrepancies. Occasionally, we get someone writing and going, guys, guys, guys, call this investigation off. I have an ungood authority, the health stars are well thought through and there is a system that doesn't need any more

digging into it. So why don't you let it go and, you know, I love all the other stuff you do on the show, but less about the health stars. And you go, okay, NARC, NARC, undercover, can't you go from double agent, double show, but less about the health stars. And you go, okay, knock, knock, undercover, come, you know, from double agent, double agent, you work for the health star people. But occasionally they try, and they, you know,

they'll say things like, I know, I've seen the algorithm, can't tell you what's in it, but it's all above board. And it seems like they're maybe constantly changing the elder rhythm. Yes, it seems like it's online platforms. Yeah, it seems like it makes no sense that hot chips frozen chips. One of the famous ones was a crinkle cut was a, gave you a five, a point five of a star, more healthy in a crinkle cut than the normal pub style chip.

Well, I was exactly the same brand. We would have assumed that salt gets caught in the troughs of those. Of those. And, and, those. And it has a higher surface area, a crinkle cut, and a straight cut, and you would assume the outside, the crunchiness of the outside is where some of the least healthy parts live. Yes. More, but you know, higher levels of potato, the vegetable, the good bit. You would think, but anyway, we thought, you know, four or five the good bit. You would think, but anyway, we thought, you know, 405 is high for health stars on a crinkle cut chip for a 405 for taste, absolutely. You won't find a bigger fan of them than us, but not for health. One of the things that one of the areas that

perplexes people the most is the 0.5 discrepancies. Like that creature cut to normal starch. The most famous one we had was saltana brand from two different locations. Yep. Had a point, same product, same product, same size, same serving size, same everything, have a 3.5 to a full swing. That is where we went.

Okay, this is, something's up here. This smells wrong. And we just called it, we went, okay, this is something's up here. This smells wrong. And we just called it, yeah, I actually think you went quiet on that investigation because hockey Australia was involved. Right. And organization, you are a fan of having played hockey as a youngster, it's still as a man. Yeah, yeah, it's not the most prominent sport,

filled hockey and Saltana brand had come on as the major sponsor, see? Suddenly Andy had a huge conflict of interest. And for a brief moment was joining the, hey, I think we've done enough on this list. Let's look somewhere else. Because there was submissions that, because the four star Sultan Abran, one was the one that was branded, being a proud supporter of a hockey Australia. And we did suspect maybe hockey Australia had said, hey, listen, up it, up it. We're not one-out sport on no three and a half star health cereal. Yes. So that had there been a slight upping or reduct...

We even investigated Sultana density, didn't we? Yeah. And in our three movies. And with Sultana's a healthy, I don't know. It was no perceivable. I'd like to think that while I was super conflicted, I remained on course for us as our investigation. I guess so.

Yeah, I guess so. He's one that's come in and a. This is before I get to a couple of half star discrepancies. So do water. Now you would think. So do water's gotta be healthy, doesn't it? Is it before I get to a couple of half star discrepancies? soda water Now you would think So to what it's got to be healthy doesn't it? So to water you would you would think is is right up there in terms of health There's not really many places for the badness to hide. I can see

See it inside now. I understand sugar can dissolve clear Yes, you have the same argument for lemonade. That's true, and lemonade is not the healthiest thing in the world, and I'm sure vodka doesn't have a ton of health stars, but you look inside, so to water, and you go, okay, well, there's no sugar in there because you look at the back, there's like zero kilojoules. So what else can be in there that's bad? So to water is two stars.

What? Now get the... And... Now, super duper milk, less we remind you was four and a half stars. And so of a way coming into like, what is in those bubbles that has got the star people so scared that they will not give it a five star endorsement? Okay. Okay. So already you like, and again, I know the star people are like, oh explanation can't tell you what it is, but you know got a great explanation Let me give you a couple of some classic five points wings that have come in

How's this Viter weed aren't it's fight a wheat 100% natural original Yep 250 grand box now that is a healthy biscuit. Yes. What's the stars? What would you think the stars on that? Oh, three and a half. Four and a half. I'll take the middle, four, well done. That's made with a hundred percent whole grain, four stars for the Vitowee's natural original. Vitowee, one and a percent natural, Sesame. What does that get? Oh, sesame's on that, bad.

Should be the same. Three and a half, maybe top it down point five. You'd think wouldn't you because you go, okay, sesame oil, then you know, there's maybe a bit of oil in there. I agree, Andy, you know, you know, if you get into the point where your fitness gains are lots of it,

based on everybody's sesame, you're interesting. You're right at the elite end of the year that's counting your macros. So you would think they're not that bad for you. Somehow adding sesames swings it up a half. Or a half stars. For the half stars. For one, sesamy seeds.

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And as a parent, you go, I think I'm doing the right thing. Now, coals do a certified organic under the macro brand. A certified organic baked bean in tomato sauce. So not even like one of the sweet sauces. That's a four star. Wow. OK. Coals also do a non-organ organic, but no doubt still nice beans.

A non organic baked bean in barbecue sauce. So I guess more of a party bean. Yeah. It's a sweeter sauce. It's a sweeter sauce. It is more of a party bean. Somehow, four and a half. It's another up swing. It is a big organic beans. You get

in four stars. Yeah. By the party beans, you're getting four and a half. So this is this is a picture of this a scenario where it's lunchtime and you know, you're all in an office wide. Okay, guys, let's try and eat healthy competition. Maca sits down with his baked beans and barbecue sauce and he's super duper milk. Everything of four and a half star lunch, gobbling the milk and the beans. Laughing at you going, you fat bastard as you sip on your soda water

but then an unhealthy two-star scenario. I mean, ando. Doesn't make any sense. Who's doing the stars? Tell us, tell. Tell us. Tell us some forward. Oh, God. Oh, God.

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