Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2022 Ep 198

Episode Date: November 16, 2022

1. Power Moves 2. Horgs is back in the rag game 3. Andy Lee’s Pleasure Fest 

A list-knife production. Activate your internet. Cos the Hamish and the podcast starts in 3, 2, sorry, still buffering. 1. Ahoi to me lead genius Hamish lead genius Wow, it's an honor to leave them Ahoi to me business pro jack. Oh, I think I know where we are Is this shark tank? Oh, I thought we were at the Apple store. We are we are all employees

Yes, lead genius and... That is a great position to get. What I assume to be is a small amount of specific computer knowledge. To have that on your CV. Yep. I wasn't just a genius. I was a lead genius. The other geniuses looked to me when they needed help.

Oh, I also have... What are you? I'm an operational team. All right. Oh, I also have what are you I was the operation late I'm a positional team cocker. I do some of the speeches and I Oh, I also to Angela who used the very easy system to use at hamishdirty.com to upload what she'd been up to this week Hoi boys and happy birthday Andy I'm a uni student from Brisbane and it's 12am and

I'm trying to smash out an assignment that's due very soon using my two functioning brand cells. I've dedicated one brand cell to the assignment. My other brand cell has been reminiscing of the time when Hamish ate Germany's hottest sausage. It's got to be one of my favorite H&A moments to date. And if I'm ever going through a bad time all they have to do is think of the emotions that silly sausage put hamish things back back and it really gives me some perspective. Have a good one guys and long live President Weasel. It was a silly sausage, wasn't it? It was a silly sausage.

What a silly sausage and long live President Weasel? Yeah. Nice little shout out. When do you use long live? And Long Live President Weasel, Jack. Nice little shout out. When do you use Long Live? Isn't it, does I mean, I'm a, like a king or something? No, you go out, don't be silly. President Weasel would obviously be part of a Republican bit.

Don't you say that about monarchs? You're long live. You use it for a favorable head of state, don't you? Yes. And you, in private, you might say, soon may he die. If you're not interested in them, and you improv it, you might say, soon may he die. If you're not interested in them, yes, in public, you must say a lot better. Long live. You're right, it is normally for a head of state, because if I say it like,

you know, Grumpy Dave at the L radio station, who is the general manager, got up and said, it's been really fun today, we've got some good sponsors on. You wouldn't go long live Dave. You don't get it in shareholder meetings. Be too much. No, no, I understand. Hey, sorry, just on the weaseling stuff, Jack, before we get to what we need to do today, which is a lot.

Pleasure fest, by the way. Pleasure fest. Pleasure fest. Pleasure fest, coming up. You know, I prefer to get my peanut butter from a local market. It's simply just basically nuts, ground in front of you, but somehow it's the right mix

of salt and nuts. I stockpile that. I was in a position the other day where I didn't have any of the, you know, local markets, spotting small business. Peanut butter available. I had to eat some mavers. It was fine.

Yep. I agree. I'm no longer aligned with them so. Rockets really. So is that, so that's how fast you dump a brand this work with Jack Post in corporate. They they tried that dried up a long time ago. Yeah, really is it dry? Yeah, but there isn't driving there. Them sending me free peanut butter dried up, but the peanut butter was a little too dry

as well now that you say. She's a tea wipe. dried up but the peanut butter was a little too dry as well now that you say. She's a tea wipe. If I was someone looking to work with the brand Jack Pose, I would be worried about what would happen if the if the weasel part turned off and then the weasel. They're actually they're all right, maybe it's they. Well, you just said they were a bit dry. Peanut butter essentially is peanut butter. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's making it. It's all the same. Well, that's terrible then for Mavis. These are bad endorsements. But yet it occurred to me. I thought, look, Jack could see me now eating a scooping out some Mavis. He would think he's job had been done, but it hadn't been done. It was just

purely out of necessity. And I'm not even vegan, I'm just saying they were fine. But when you tasted the peanut butter that I bought in, remember I bought you a bit. That wasn't true, actually. I still maintain something was mixed into that and they're just not so. They say no sugar, no, no, it's just nuts. Yeah, but at a market level you probably get away with that. That's true, they're not. You could have some relaxed.

You could have some relaxed. Probably send it off to a lab. You could have some relaxed labeling in a market situation. Hey, so many of these are coming in still, sweet bit of job into it. GIGGLING Do you think it's off? It's GIGGLING SAUF. RANA, from Singapore. She goes, this one was done on her.

She went back to visit her uncle in Germany. She arrived and asked for the live five-parts word. Of course. He sent it to her in a screenshot. It's important. It was 93 characters long. That's good. Yeah.

These five minutes have worked. Five minutes worked. And also, once you hit, if you've got one character wrong and you hit the join, and it doesn't, that's a lot of deleting to work out where we're wrong. Would have been a great game for the cube. Yeah. It's like resting beast. Rest in beast.

As friends. Ando, this comes in from Jacob. He said, the quick part of it from when someone tries to initiate a conversation by bringing up a book they've started reading. I could also work for TV show. In a group setting, when they tell you what they've just started reading, simply reply with, oh yeah, I gave that one a go.

Didn't really do it for me. I can see why you like it, though. He's been superiority. I like it. From Typhoon Miller. If you're having drinks with your mates, hide one of their drinks and then immediately propose a toast. Love this. This will leave them feeling left out and frankly looking for a drink. maybe people, because we were looking for someone linked in the other day. And I thought, I'll see if I've gone, and you had one, and I had one. And I think.

And I think. We might have ghost linked in us out there. No, I think. Do we set it up? No, I think Tim, who we used to work with, set it up, A, did it go for us? Just so. If we wanted it.

If people looked us up, it was linked. I've never been in there, and I don't understand how it works, but I'm just been cleaning this because I know people are on it. And if you work in a world where that matters, do this. Theo joined a job, he's from New Zealand, joined a job with about 100 people working there. He's the marketing manager.

He didn't want to add the CEO, which I guess is a thing, like they get notified if you had them. He didn't want to add the CEO until he'd met the big dog. Right. So he added pretty much everyone else in the company and over the next few weeks He was friends with everyone on LinkedIn except the CEO The CEO must have caught wind of this because then guess what happened in Theo's inbox there's an invite from the CEO asking him to be friends Like that which I assume is a power move

I like that which I assume is a power move. Well I guess so because Theo didn't have to grovel to him and ask the CEO to be friends. CEO said hey everyone in my company knows this guy. Yep. Any works in my company. I'll ask him. Anyway, I don't that's you know that's why I flagged it. It's not a world we play and I don't immediately understand., you know, that's why I flagged it. And it's not a world we play in, I don't immediately understand, you know, the move. Yep.

Doesn't involve hot chips or, you know, Hey, if you invite an enemy to dinner, feed them poison. Yeah. I like that. That's a much more obvious one. Final one, maybe the name, this is from Will. He seems there's a few spelling errors. So it's, I think it's name. This is from Will. He sings. There's a few spelling errors. So I think it's happened to him in that moment

and he's quickly got out his phone and he's just wanted to get it to us quick. That's OK, yes. So no grammar grump here. No, but it says, pal, move this just happened to me. And it feels there's urgency. God, yeah. On the spot.

He said, I felt necessarily, it's going to cheer straight away. This is with the spelling errors. He goes, and felt necessarily, he said it straight away. This is with some spell ears. And then he would give it a, he'd not happy, not happy with the spelling. He said, a man and I just walked up to the elevator at the same time. He pressed the button for what I thought was going to be both of us. Looked at me and then took the stairs. thought was going to be both of us. Looked at me and then took the stairs. What? What?

Spooky. You guys, I feel uncomfortable. I feel inferior. I don't know why. What analyzed it for me? What do you think? I need to know how many buttons are in the lift. If there's only a few, like, let's say it's like a doctor's

office or something, which maybe sometimes only has like one or two levels, if you got in and you had confidently knew where the other person was going, let's say it's like a doctor's office or something, which maybe sometimes only has like one or two levels. If you got in and you had, confidently knew where the other person was going, let's say it was level three, I would back myself to hit three, get out, keep maintaining eye contact as the doors close, sprint to the stairs and beat the elevator. The slow, the way I think that on the outside and he just pressed the up button. Yeah. Well, he didn't. All right, he didn't send him on his way. I thought that on the outside and he just pressed the up button. Yeah. Well, it didn't even do all right. He didn't send him on his way. That was way more

of a bad move. Yeah. Okay. He just hit the up button. That's what he's doing. He's hitting the up button and gone. You're not I'm fitter than you. And he's gone. You know what? And I don't want to be in a good place. I have those moments all the time when I go, Elevator's a great and I understand we invented them for skyscraper reasons. Well, let's not forget about the pace of stairs. Let's not completely rule out the stairs. Yeah. So do you think it's a fitness or a...

I don't want to... I think you've done the math. He's pressed the button and gone. My legs can do this. I'm actually only going to level three. Yeah. I can beat this. Can give the person the impression though that I don't want to hang out with you.

Even if it's 15 seconds. That's not bad. It's not bad. It's not bad. That's not bad. It's not bad. Hey, huge end of year announcement that we're about to say, but we need to check back in with the man. Has been on the show for a while. How hogs get a distribution for the Hamish and Adipod.

I think he's standing by hogs. Are you there? Good. Boys, how's the go? Very good hogs. Well think he's standing by Horgs. Are you there? Guy Bois, how's it going? Very good Horgs. Well, first of all, better than you. You're sitting at home and you catch legs up. How long do you have to sit on the couch for? Oh, 10 days, I reckon. What happened? Sort of couch sitting competition. So that's for the record. 10 hours of giving a state chance and

12 full seeded international. Horgks, you sent me the video. Yeah. Explained to everybody what's happened. All of my sons birthday and had to blow up the balloons the night before. So I had the balloons the next day, after presents, sells us playing around with the balloon.

You know, when you kick a balloon like a footy, and you've kind of got to drop it, but then you've got to wait about three seconds for it to get down to the ground. Yeah, three weeks if it's helium. Yeah. You just went in the shape of just the air. And obviously that puts you off of it, you know, and I've gone to kick it and I've waited a little bit too long and I've stubbed my toe

and I thought, gosh, that's just a normal stub, that's no problem. And then, you know, when you hold your toe afterwards and I'll let go and just like spasm down, like it was just, yeah, off dislocating. Yeah, oh no. Save it, hanging down. Save it, to would normally be like this, I'm kind of hanging here.

It just dropped, it just would drop. Yeah, it was anchoring. Yeah, and so you had to go to the hospital. Went to emergency. That says like a snapped tendon. Isn't there a tendon along the top of your toe that holds it up normally? Correct. You snapped it. So I went and I said, I'll look, I've got, you know, had the X-rays, no broken bones. I know that. That's anyway. I'll be the ultrasound. Yeah. My, I've got. I've got a barbecue in D's back at my house.

Can we do this tomorrow? You're doing a bit of who's got better equipment? Well, you've got an ultrasound. I've got a barbecue in D's. You should. Well, this is going to take a few hours. I'll tape you up and come back tomorrow. So yeah, come back tomorrow.

Have the ultrasound and yeah, the tendons gone and I've had surgery, they've stitched it back up and it's very painful. He's got a pin down the middle of his toe, like a candle. It's a wick and it goes all the way down and it's hanging out and he's just sitting on the couch for 10 days.

Which gave you some time to ponder a request that Yeah, man can ask a lot of himself when he's sitting on the couch and have a look at things. So, Hawgs, we'll remind you that earlier this year, I think it was... So, it's going to say bad luck to Hawgs. We weren't talking about getting old on the show recently. Bad luck. That is an aging injury. And these things, like in our-a, it was glorious injuries. Now it's kicking balloons. I thought I'd torn my shoulder that day because I vigorously threw a ping pong ball in the air to celebrate a catch. I threw it up like it was a cricket ball and just whizzed my arm around so fast. For about eight hours after I went, I think I've told my shoulder throwing a Bing Bung ball as it turns out just a strain. But we are not young. Sorry, 40. It's over the hill. We're not.

Yeah, no, we've been. We've been. We've been obsessed. Yeah, it all. Horgs, let's remind you the way you started this year's show for us will take you back. Well. This is in relation to you, of course, running our t-shirt operation. Now, in touch with the common man, lost touch with the common man t-shirts, black color, white color, different sizes. Of course, he did such an amazing job

with the Power Moves books. You were our first choice to run the merchandising operation for the t-shirts. You had to go at it. You had to go at it. You did drop a bombshell on us earlier in the year. This was it. You had to go at it. You did drop a bombshell on us earlier in the year. This was it. I don't think I'm going to be a guy for the T-shirts.

Out of the rag game. Yeah. He's pulling out of the rag game. There's all the skews in the T-shirts. Sure. I mean, you've got different sizes. You have different colors. You have different names.

Yeah. People know T-shirts. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you've got different sizes, you have different colors, you have different names. People know T-shirts. Yeah. Yeah. It is a varied product. So the beauty of the book is just one size, it's all. Yes. And I'm used to that.

I'm not used to the T-shirt stuff. We're pulling the pin on it. It's just too hard. Let's run a live simulation. Just so I'd like to get an idea of the level of where it's too much for you. My order comes in, Hamish Blake. Yeah. I would like one black t-shirt.

That's fine. Lodge? Yeah. Lost touch with the common man. Yeah, that's fine. I live in Sydney. Yeah. And can I have one white t-shirt?

No, too much. So that's where you reach boiling point for you and you just had nafogs. Yeah. Yeah. Now, Hamish and I called you and said, hey, we've got an exciting new merch drop coming up that we've been working on. This, by the way, is the exciting thing to our listeners that we're talking about before. This is the announcement. Get jeered up about this. Yes. We'll get more details next week, but it's obviously within the realm, but another variation of the t-shirt

and something else, another product. We're very excited. Two big announcements, both of which we're not saying. But they are there. What we need to know though, is are you out still, do you want to do distribution, or are we trying to find a third party?

No, I think I can do it. Back in. Yeah, I think I'm... What gives you that confidence? Back in the rare game. Well, I've just... Nothing. in the rare game. Well, I've just, um, nothing. Yeah. We've, we've got some really good person now out there, the warehouse, who can, you know, we've got rid of the year 11 kids. Yeah. Yeah.

They were, they were a huge issue. Luckily to, Now hogs, but what gives me an ending confidence as business owners, that in a few months time you won't turn around and go, it is too hard because we have had that experience before. Yeah, I know, but I think I'm looking into some software that will be our books, you know, just you can pick, because if you can remember, we had a checker. Yes. We could we. We pick the orders and it was more of a manual process picking the orders manually. Of course I remember who who's checking the checker famously. Was a big was a big was a big issue beautiful song but a great question who's

checking the guy checking. So now we're getting software to do that. Yeah, we can't rely on just the human, human, the way it checks. It's got to be computers. So that's why we're investing in. And so I really don't think we're going to have any issues for. That's awesome. So do you know this software or like when you said you're looking into it. That would definitely, yeah, got a few options there. Sounds like we're in the 90s and computers are still relatively you. I've been sold in the advantages of computers over humans.

I'm going to give you one week to come back to us. And that's why we would hold off the actual announcement for what these products are because give yourself one week to go, yes, I can do this, we've got the mean. If you and the computers come back to us confidently next week, we will give you the next big exciting T-shirt plus new item run.

Can you tell me how many items there are to pick? There will be. Don't like the variation, do you? How many different items? Yeah, and I'm talking like sizes, colors, like a lot of. Okay, you got two colors of t-shirts. No, one color of t-shirt.

Oh, there's one new color of t-shirt, there you go. Sorry, yes. We're spaying a collector's, yes. This is sort of a collector's edition. Is it five sizes? Five sizes, two types. Right. Okay. So that's ten. Sorry, that's why I think you two colors. Yeah. Let's say they're kind of two colors. Okay. Then you've got six other items. Six of the new item. Right. can you give me a size? It would fit in a shoe box, but it's not shoes. People will have a one size fit all. Situation. Right, but six different colors maybe right and then of course people in one size fits all this

if someone order this so called pair of shoes and a t-shirt and a book all months you want me to deliver that yes you're our factory mate mate. Yes, please. Is that possible? Yes, please. Yeah, well, I'm sure there's software out there that can do that. No, you said you were looking in. What would be easier, like just separating the books and just doing the...

Yeah, but that's going to cost us a fortune. And potentially you're listening. So so well, no, we'll definitely try and we'll definitely do the one package. All right, thanks. What's your guess? Just a minute to test you to see if Andy has given it away. What's your guess on what this other item is that fits in a shoe box that's one size fits all? Is it like it's a can you fit two of them in a show box or just definitely just one? No, you can fit a few in there. For a few in there.

What were you thinking? Maybe a mug. No? Maybe I'm in a little white. Thanks so much, I'll judge you later. Oh yeah, boys. Thanks mate. Andy, today, after months of Let's Face It, improbable organization by me.

Can't believe it. A magical event was held here at the rooftop of the podcasting studios. Fantastic. It's an exhibition. It was a convention. It was of the podcasting studios. Fantastic. So next mission, it was a convention. It was not time to upset Andy. In fact, it was the exact opposite. We wanted to please him.

As I organize, many, many people to come in from around Australia showcase their skills or abilities that would please Andy. With efficiency. With efficiency, accuracy, new ways of doing things. I mean, you're going to get settled in because it was a heck of a morning this morning. We give you the results and the full run through of 2022's Pleasure Andy first.

Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way he likes it. But what if it continues to be even more? That's right. It's time to please Andy. After more than five years, trying to upset Andy. That would absolutely upset me. It's stupid. And always hell make this, gives me the urits.

No, I hate that. No thanks. No. Just discuss things getting worse. He's with my height. He's hanging my hate that. Hang on. The moment has arrived to tidy up the drawers. Wow. Perfectly aligned the pictures.

Oh, yes. And categorize the battery. This is great. Yes. It's time to please Andy. Oh, love it. Organized, regimenteded pleasure artists have flown in from around the country. And we all know they left for the airport with plenty of time to spare. Live from a quiet orderly rooftop

where everyone's accreditation has been checked and the running order will be stuck to welcome to Pleasure Fest. Andy, you're on the stairs, heading up to the rooftop. How long does the exhibition go for? It should be in and out in under 20 minutes. Fantastic. I know you like an efficient, an efficient pleasureing.

Yes. Please have a look at this Deluxe signage. Lovely signage. Welcome to Andy Lee's, pleasure first, 2022, which does have the air that it could become an annual event. Yes. A great pop-up banner. A lanyard.

Thank you. Which we know was not cheap. Yes. Official, oh. Well, you have an official pleasure or lanyard. I suppose you're a pleasurey. Yeah, can I, is it not one specifically? Oh no.

Off to a bad start. So I've got a lanyard that's meant for the pleasureers. Just enjoy this souvenir. Okay. It does say Andy on it. And it has been laminated, and I think you'll find the whole punch above the Andy. What's that? I guess it's a tiny bit of...

Why is yours clean? And I've got a bit of yellow... It's a tiny piece of yellow... Yellow or something. Yellow mark. It's laminated, isn't it? It's laminated. The laminated.

It might have been a slight consistency with the paper. That shouldn't have been... This is a bad stuff. Okay, let's try and get things back on. I've got to take it to eat. I've got toets and you can really like buying some. Banging it. And a very small yellow mark.

Here is your pleasureing horn. Okay. Every time today that you are pleased, from one of the pleasureers, conquer this horn. Okay. I think today will be a success if we can get a crisp dozen pleasures. Really? Is there 12?

It's not 12, but I think hopefully several things please you at once. So, be honest with the horn. I know you're obviously not going to give them away for free, but I would love to hear 12. First things first. Toast and cheese sandwich. Look at the tomato. No. Hold the tomato. Thank you.

Looks cold. It does look cold. Does look cold. No, get it. Not my fault. Looking across a carly, but yeah, I won't eat that. Not the best up, but I knew I could get this back on track with a very visually pleasing scorecard from Andy's favorite pastime, the game of golf. How many holes in a standard golf game?

18. 18. And you have a scorecard, don't you? Yeah. Randomly, there's par three, par four, par five. The scorecard might read, you know, five, six, four, three. Yes, got done. You know, lots of different numbers. And you add them up at the end. Yes. Have you ever seen a golf card?

Official golf card, where Fischel Golf Card. Where every hole was a four. No, that's awesome. We're going to fast and mocked! Look how fast he holds it. It's from 1936. Amazing. I love it.

You can keep that. Thank you. It was time to enter the pleasure dome. I don't think we ever called it that. Where pleasure artists were manning trestle tables at either end of the Pleasure Dome. Ready to please Andy Lov. First up was Beau-Az with a shortcut to shoelace time.

This is the quickest and most effective way to do it. Ready? Yeah. Wow. You're the best. You're the best. Ladies and gentlemen, you did a mom. That is fantastic. You're going to get it again. Yeah, exactly.

What are you magic tricks? What are you doing there? So I've got one lace in one hand, the other lace in the other. Yeah. A quick loop, grab and pull. Wow. My eyes couldn't even tell what was going on. And I'm here.

Amazing. Thanks for pleasing Andy. Andy, we have another shoelace base at the same stall. Great. Great, hi there, I have Andy. Jack. Is Jack. Do you have a different laces trick?

Yeah, I just had a look slightly different, so I'll just show you here as well. Okay. This looks like this. Yeah, Jack has put... She's that's good as well. How is that different? Okay, I'll show you.

I'll see the kind of reversed dangling bits there. Yeah. You're basically going to cross them over. Grab them. Oh, yes. Yeah of reversed dangling bits there? Yeah. You're basically gonna cross them over. Grab them. Point for them. Oh, yes. Yeah. Are you really harving?

Yeah. You're really harving the time you would spend time the she lays down. Absolutely. And that's where it came from. Would you say yours is quicker than boweth? I mean, I've sourced and laces happening there. I think that yeah, maybe it's a little bit quicker.

Definitely smooth, huh? Yeah. Oh, that's smooth. After a honking good start now. And school librarian Meredith was next shelling off her abilities in contacting a book. Something my dad would be very impressed by too. And right away, she was pleasing Andy.

We measured the spine to make sure that it's going to align correctly. And then... Is there something interesting? It's a very firm fault. Love it. They've never seen this done before. Sorry, it's quite hard to explain, but I've never seen it

done before, where you're allowing, and you've created a fault. I'm excited, Andy, isn't it? Sorry. It's a different together. That will fit a front cover, but allow enough space for the spine. So that equal. Which is something I haven't seen before. What I am interested in to see, I mean, I'm going to give you one for that.

But I'm interested to see how she cuts the contact once it's stuck. That's the, not out of the woods yet, Meredith, but you've got a very pleased place. Yeah. But it was Meredith's attention to detail on the corners, in contrast to Andy's own method that really impressed him. Okay. Okay. Some people go, right, you know, I was perfect triangle across.

Do you want to know why the angular cut? Yeah, so what? Why the angular cut? Well, you'll see once I fold it in that it presents a really nice, cohesive look to the inside of the cover. Pleasing to the eye. Pleasing to the eye once you open the book as well. It's not just about what's on the outside, it's on the inside cover as well. It's not a fear.

It's not an inkling inside the canvas. One of the key messages about books, you don't judge them. I have a fever. Oh, it's great. It's great. And I do like the look on the inside. He's absolutely spraying a honksall over the place. Wow, well done. Very pleasing. I'm worried to squeeze twice, but I'm really impressed.

A new method. And I hope you can take it back to Mark and let them know, not as any sort of competition, but just a friend sharing to other contacting friends. We call that open source IP, and that's nice. That's really nice. I'm more likely to tell Dad that he's not the best, and he's been doing it wrong for so long.

I do what you do with information. Thank you so much. Olivia showed off a super space mineralising system to fold cardboard boxes in on themselves to maximise recycling and being utilisation. I loved it. I think it's worth noting here, Olivia, that Andy grides himself

on being a very efficient folder of cardboard. So he'll be keeping a key in the key. I haven't seen anything new yet. I would normally do this as well. The Neutro Grand Box. Everything's undone. Everything's done. Oh, this is now you're folding it outwards. This is interesting. This is very new. You're creating a new crease on the outs, the long side. Yeah. An unexpected turn. Okay, so a new crease comes down the smaller sides of the box. Yeah, the long side.

I guess we're the ingredients usually are. Yes. The nutritional information. Yes. Right, I'm going to say. What the heck is this? Fold it up, flip it over. Okay.

What? What are you doing? What is this? It's like you're making a paper or a plane now out of the flat box. It's right. You ain't never seen a box fold like this, boy. It's like you're making a paper airplane now out of the flat box. It's right. You ain't never seen a box folded like this boy. Okay.

All right. And then the trick is to fold it back over itself. I think I know what's going to happen here. It's going to self-farsen. It's going to tuck itself into itself. Oh my God. The cardboard has tucked itself into itself. You made it have a pouch.

Yes. But then it put its head into. Yes. So now. And it's that, oh look, if my girlfriend could do half of that, that would be amazing. Wow. And now, that's a lot of things.

That's right. In the recycling. You do the work upstairs, have it all nice and tight, and then you can just take it out and throw it down in one go. So it saves you time. Right, okay. There we go. Right, we're going to take it all off, baby.

Michael had been on the show before with his sticker based ability. Michael can peel off stickers. Perfectly. Yes. No ribs, no tears. Oh, you've got a little utensil. Oh, sorry, no, no, that's just, you know, you've got to look after your tools a little bit, great.

You just need a nail sharpen. In sharpening. As we go. You've got a little nail file up. It's done. Yeah, yeah. Okay. Good tradesmen looks after his tools.

Okay, fantastic. Oh, geez, that she's looking sharp. Yes, thumbnail. Yeah. First part of the technique is edge prep. Okay. So we go on underneath that we're going all the way around. Doing a full lap of the hole.

Full lap, you've got to watch those slips and slides. Yes. Oh, we had a slippage there. That's okay, that's over the seam of the bottle. Usually we go all the way around. Didn't I never actually realize there was a seam that runs through the middle of the sticker on the front of a master food's bar, but he saw a spottle. This stuff he learned. The sport. And I think we've gotten far enough we can sort of get into a peel stage.

I kind of call it the foreskin peel, but okay. It does pay in a picture. You shouldn't peel it right off. Wow. It's never used. It's a full circumcision. It's a full circumcision. A couple of rough edges there. It's not my best finest work. Oh, it's pretty good. Andy, you keep those as souvenirs.

He has been pleased, Michael. Wow. I can sign it if you like. Oh, please. To really please, Andy, can you show him the source bottle with no adhesive left on it? See, people might wonder why this skill is important. If we wanted to use this bottle for another condiment, I would hate to see any remnants. Because it makes you feel like a secondhand bottle.

That looks like it's factory quality. That's my bottle of choice. I've got about 15 of those in the shed. We've got engine oil, we've got diff oil, we've got breakfast. And if you want to, you can borrow my labela and we can label them up for you. OK, well, I was going nick-o, but labels, that's a good idea. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, it's maybe talk offline about that.

Right, right, one bite. You got the horn? Thank you so much, Linda. Thank you. Thank you. Harry Waterproof's bathrooms for a living. And he claimed to be able to membrane the tiles in the miniature bathroom model that he brought along in such a perfect way that it would please Andy.

So what we'll do first up, we'll use the brush and we'll do just round the sides in all the corners and around the puddle flange, yeah? Yep. And then we're going to go up the baby roller. And we're going to just do the longer, larger section. Okay. But as it unfolded, Andy was not totally convinced. Going around the sides here, we'll go up this corner here.

And then come around. That does look like something we'd be able to do there. The moment, Ham is that it's just painting. Have faith. Have faith. Okay. Come up this corner. Yep.

Interesting, Andy. See here, the sides first and then the corners. Yeah. This one did go on for a while. And we know how much Andy likes efficiency. Tensions were rising. Can we go back in here? So we'll just do this last bit here, and then we'll do work on the sides.

Do you think you could do better than that? I just think I could do the same. It's the kind of one. Well, look at it. I mean, it's not like it's, he's doing the job, like it's not like it's a bad job. He's doing the job. He's doing it very well.

Yeah, I mean, it's looking very much like I thought it would look. Okay, okay. I can't give a whole. No, it's not done. But I know exactly what it's going to look like when it doesn't don't. Exactly what it's going to look like. There might be another part to it.

How is there another part to it? Yes, this is where the separates the layman from the professional. OK. So we'll measure the thickness, and we're going to try and get about 1.5 mil here, all right? OK. We'll dip it down.

Oh, you see that? He's in the whole thing freestyle, and I... can now he's measuring it? So you can see there. If you've got 1.5, it just hits the 1.5, doesn't go too. Doesn't go too thick, doesn't go too thin. Ha ha ha ha! It was, that's what it needed.

I was worried for you for a second. I was being nervous there as well, but you know... Yes, well done, Dan. In a welcome change of pace, Dan, nervous there as well, but you know, jeez, how's it dance? In a welcome change of pace, Dan the Undyband showed off his custom folding technique that resulted in a perfectly contained and neat bundle of underpants. Fold up and over, taxi.

Love it, right? Well, how about that? You can fold like 30, 40 pairs at a draw. I will be callical ordinate. This is a reminiscent of the shoelaces here, Dan. Can you go again and show us? Yeah, go to the spot. It looks like a card trick.

So you're almost like falling in in half. Fingers in, cross the hands. Use the waistband, one piece of the waistband, two. And back inside. Capture. It's another self-capturing trick like the cardboard bikes. It's a trick it's a play. Yeah, I'm done.

Short shot. A late shot. I. Yeah, I'm down to that. Short, sharp and polite. A little bit of a joke. Thank you. That's all getting the honk. Thank you. Welcome, pace after the membrane. Riding high off Dan's jock-taculous success,

a new Andy loves nothing more than a Tupperware container. It's the perfect size for its intended contents, into Indy and a apprentice Kalan. So we have pre-prepared stacks here that slide in perfectly. Love it. Thank you. You've got five small Tupperware containers of Capcorn

that feed in, now here's the kicker. It looks like it's almost a tray that's come from the fridge. Yeah, yeah. Does the tray come with those cupboards? No, they don't. I found it myself. That's what he wanted to know.

That's what he wanted to know. You feel like coming. Because if that's a meal like that, who cares? You just use different purpose, but you made that work. Well done. Is it similar to what's happened here? Yep, same container, but different tubwares inside, which also fit perfectly.

Sourced separately. Thank you, thank you. What have we got here? Hang on a sec, we've got some rice. We've got some more containers. These are all stuck. We have some rice that... What are we doing here?

What's going on here? Opening up a fresh bag of rice, white rice, bends original. Oh no. Oh my gosh. This is pouring into the container. You found the container that perfectly takes 500 grams of rice? Exactly, and I know what you're thinking.

It's not all the way to the top, but... That's fine, because the lid's going on top. It fits the seal. Yeah, you've allowed for the tip of the seal. Oh, love it. Oh, it's so great. Absolute hornfest, isn't it? Guys, congratulations. My favourite so far.

Yes! Nathaniel is next. And he had a bold claim about his burrito eating skills. What if I told you I knew of a man that could eat one of these without spilling a drop? Okay. It's Nathaniel. Yes? Yeah? Okay. I feel like I don't spill when I eat.

You do. If Daniel is, there's only one way to do this. I'm nervous if Daniel knew. I'll tuck in. I'll tuck to Andy over here. I'm... I know what you're thinking. I almost didn't select him, but I have to think about it.

And look, I'll be honest. I did actually eat temporary dough. After I saw his submission. I don't think I haven but I had to think about it. And look, I'll be honest, I did actually eat embroidery, though. After I saw his submission, I don't think I haven't dropped anything out of my bread at this juice. It's sometimes what just one bite in. Just one bite in. Yeah.

I mean, we have to watch a little bit of it. All creative. Should we go back to the other one and then come back and see how he's gone to see me. Yeah sure. So we left Nathaniel to continue his burrito. We moved on to Jesse who wanted to show off he's perfectly organised, good work drive. And boy was it impressive.

Oh, this is exactly what I'm talking about. I like that you've called it the filing cabinet. Exactly. Perfectly spaced capitals and both. Yes, it's going to take a while. It's going to be some hogs. Yeah. I was just going to cut that to start. Now you use this, what do you store in your Google box? Basically everything. All my documents and the receipts and yeah, everything was taken out of the filing cabinet and literally scanned right in.

Scanning says a fully digital life. Wow. Love it. Could you find a bill like a gas bill? Bill? Yep, it's on the bills. And the bills? Oh, they're all categories. Categorized. Stan, Telstra, ATL, yep, and then he's there. I mean, we're seeing the margin. Yeah, power shop. Photofine, fantastic. Telstra and Modifone. Well, it's over time, yeah, so, yeah. Sorry. Can I? Sorry. So what a relationship with any business. How far back does it go? I do have tax documents. The tax which are grouped by year.

Yep. And that goes all the way back to 2004. Love it. Best part as well as we're like a little more preceding here. So if we need to return something, I can literally scan the barcode. Oh hang on a moment. Oh my god, stand back.

Find the number. Oh hang on a moment. Oh my god, stand back. Oh, it actually has gone in his pants, gone early. This is great. So unless you find the receipt where it came from. Amazing. I'll just explain what just happened. You had a barcode, you scanned it, it bought up the number automatically, you were then able to search the particular number. Got problems behind us that Daniel's laughing too much. You can't get the burrito. You were then able to scan that particular number and bought up the Bunnings Warehouse.

Really great. Congratulations. Thank you. I'm tempted to show you what I've got running, but I've got one more. It's more of a waste for you. One more. Thank you guys so much. Congratulations guys. Well done. Hard to top Jesse's Google Drive.

So Nathaniel had his work cut out for him. He's on the home stretch. Look, it's super clean. You think you're not dropping. This is actually more about, I think, an incorrect perception of how neatly you eat. I mean, should we call back and see if she would have seen me eat more than others?

Yeah. And just see whether... Yeah, thanks for wh. Yeah. And just see whether it's like he's. I see. Hey, back. Sorry, Hamish is here as well. Hey, back. How are you? I am. Question for you. No right or wrong answer. Simply answer honestly. When Andy eats a burrito or a sivaki, does he drop not one single bit? Or is there some degree of spillage, that rice, bean, or lettuce?

I actually don't think I've ever seen him drop a bit. Oh my god. Thank you, darling. Well, I haven't seen the fan you're doing either. Thank you, thank you, darling, and I'll let you go back to your day. Appreciate it. What? Thank you. thank you darling and I'll let you go back to your day. Appreciate it. What? Fine.

So... I'm... Daniel's... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I've followed them up in a unique way. I appreciate you. My God, that was an elite eating though. I will not honk for you. I can't believe we ended up in a hunk well. I mean, it was still a pleasure to meet you. Thank you Daniel.

Thank you. Thank you. I'm gonna honk. And thus concludes Pleasure Fest on a controversial, yet understandable note. You know what is amazing for me winning that last little contest between you and I about whether I drop on that. That was... That was... That was... That was... That was... That was the thing it was useful. So if that was your master plan. It was, uh... You know me too well. And my genius way.

That's actually... It was anything I wanted to. Well done. For once. I'm usually five steps ahead. You just gained a step. Still a comfortable four in front. What an honor to play Z.

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