Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 222

Episode Date: July 26, 2023

1. Horgs distribution bombshell 2. Keep it or Delete it: Emojis 3. Upset Andy 4. Carpark compliment 5. Music based Andy sighting masterpiece 

A list-nuff production. Activate your internet. Cause the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A hoi to me power forward, Hamish. Thank you very much. I think you'll find my energy, heking today.

Ahoi to me pest. Okay, we weren't where we thought I was. I thought we were a basketball team for a little bit, and I'm a goon. I can, I, I, I, I, I, I, hockey. He's got it! I was going to say we could still be a basketball team, but you guys are signed official members of the team. I'm in power forward, and I've just bought my two friends along. Sorry, one's a good for the past, one's a good.

But I think good guys, I think you'll, I think you'll grow to love them. Certainly, if I'm out of the bar post match and someone says what position are you, I'd prefer to be saying English position of power forward rather than going all past. Goons in the past. Goons job is to deter and respond to dirty or violent play from the opposition. So he will cruise in and do their jumper over the head

and start beating them up. Yeah, well, he's just out there to make sure he'll keep the peace, I suppose, and if something goes down, he's first then. And's a whole player who's role is to do that. I think it's more like you'd be a wing officially on your sports card. Yes. The graphic they put up on TV would say, like, Annie Lee plays wing, but we would know him as our goon.

Yes, the best. As the person you want. Yes, yes. I think it's probably more like hired goon, that kind of like, that's what would come from like a fuck, yeah. Past, obviously. About the past. About the player that agitates opposition players.

And he wouldn't be worried about the opposition's Goon. Oh, no. Yes, he... Yes, Isocki seems to be under the surface of a simple game of tap the puck around. It's actually more of a game of sniff the pest and fear the goon. Yes. And then obviously powerful for a large muscular offensive

player as in offense, not job jokes. No, that's the part. Job to be a fizz. He's really in a project. Really in a project with things in front of your partner. Yeah. Yeah. I'm also a big holly to travel from Australia to

to www.hamishniny.com and use the very simple system of uploading audio to tell us what you've been up to. Oh, hi, I'm Ian Jack. I'm a pop-gear, so it has been a echo. I am just currently in the toilet. I've been in the middle of an Xbox session. I'm on with my mates, so I've just excused myself through the twin games, so quickly dashed to the toilet. Hamish's a toilet, I'm doing with my mates and I've just excused myself from the twin games to quickly dash to the toilet.

I miss the toilet when I'm doing a quick wee. I really have a performing guide in 60 seconds. Oh, I wish I had a tip. It took me some time but I've got it downpicked and it's working very well. Not the cantonx fox fat to go. Go to run to it next time. Love the show boys. Show voice. Some thoughts, some thoughts. That's either a reenactment, which I appreciate. It's very correct. Because you can't what be that. He's one of the calmest, gone in 60 seconds.

I would, I mean, I pride myself on being at a perform the maneuver, and I constantly challenge myself to do it to stay sharp. But I'm not in a position where I could have a casual conversation with someone. You're so focused on the next thing that's coming up. You completely, in your head's completely in the game. You certainly even do a bit of a recorded voice note. That seems reposterous to me. You're like refusing a bomb. You're not stopping to have a chat. I'm not sure if you've seen Sally.

The film I have with Dalhanks, where he says you've taken the new film? No, the film. Yeah, where it's about the pilot who landed the plane in Man in the Hudson River. Yeah, he says you've taken the human element out of it with the recreations, and I think that's what's happened. It's three. Oh, I wonder where you're going with this. We've been trying.

That's a good, he's quite a reference. With the reenactment, he's absolutely taken the human element out of it. That is not how it happened. There's a lot more panic. Yep. You're basically, if anyone was to hold a conversation with you, and I'm not trying to be too graphic here,

but this is the noise. You can even drop the music for this jack. This is the only noise you should be making if you're dedicated, if you're serious about doing a proper gone in 60 seconds. Right? This. Quick, quick, quick. God. We didn't need that. I didn't, I said I'm not trying to be too graphic, there's no streaming or anything in that,

but that could also be more accurate. Yes, but I'm more, I'm more, and you, you're just putting what you think was happening at the time, but to me, that was more like, you know, you're so focused on like, okay, you know, paper, pull the pants, like boom, belt, you know, running a water, flushing with one hand, running the water, totally different. You can't just tell the other.

You'd not just have an chat. Yeah, we didn't even hear him collect toilet paper, so how did he flush with that wiping? It's exactly. I believe he can do it. And I believe he has done it even on that day. But I think he's the... He did a reenactment. Hey, we must press on only because...

You don't want to hear anymore? No, a little bit of that. No, I am. Big 50. But more so, we've had an accident... With our distribution system. Yes. I'm not talking about that. But more so, we've had an accident with our distribution system. Yes.

Paul makes it sound like we're on the toilet again, but we're not. Paul's not that kind of accident with our distribution system. Paul's is the distributor of our merch. I'm going to need to come books and also our hats and shirts. Hats, t-shirts. They've been doing hats and t-shirts. Great, as far as I've, he told me something this week,

which was a pleasure, Garsian. Join us now because obviously it's the people's show and he's the people's distributor. Hogs, who are you? Hi boys. Good. Hi hogs. How is things down there at Merch HQ?

How's the warehouse? We're house is going great. The everything's going out as they order. I mean, I suppose that's what we're meant to be done. But it's always nice to know your expectations being met. I haven't, I haven't heard of any glitches with the t-shirts or anything. I mean, there was one or two hiccups with the hat, but really, I gotta say, it's been a pretty clean sheet in terms of complaints. The robot system seems to be doing a job.

So Hawke's coast of me during the week, when you're going to give the power moves book two, power moves volume two, book a bit of a push. And I was like, where are you? We've done that. We've done that. They're all sold out. And then what did you say? Well, did you say what?

I did. I just thought, because last time the book won with sold out, we disappointed a few people. So I thought, I'd go behind your guys back and order some more. And then when you thought without, I'd then was going to say, hey, don't I, I've got some more and then when you thought without I'd then was going to say hey don't I've got some more. So I've gone and ordered an extra container. And I said to hogs. How much is in a container? Hogs? About 15,000. That is some behind the back move. So hang on, so you were waiting for us. You've been waiting this whole time for us to go, damn, I wish we ordered more. And then you pull the

sheet off, the pile of books in the corner of the room going, I thought you'd say that. He's 15,000 more. Well, it's good to order and contain a lot. It is. It seems like inconvenient now. When there is demand. We haven't really suffered a lack of a certain demand though. This is the, we're in a situation now that we're never in count. She is. It would have been perfect. It would have been perfect.

So then I said to Hawks, well, what's the situation here? And Hawks, you can tell people what your first suggestion was and we can all discuss it. There's a few. Well, one, we could fill it to retail. I don't want that. Remeves the specialness, doesn't it? I think.

Yeah. I mean, how do you guys feel? I know, Grums at big W to have their hands on this. Can't trust me. We're very careful. Big W, lovely. Oh, sorry for your books, you. How do you guys have those drums at big W to have their hands on this? Can't trust me, we're very careful. Big W, lovely. Oh, sorry for your books, mate.

Got it. And always hunker up and kiss the big W. And Borg's entire line of kids. No, of course. Yeah, big win. But, yeah, we don't. I didn't, it felt like it lost lose its specialty. So then Hawke says to me,

well, we're gonna have to do a price to sell, price reduction. I said, well, that also. We already did the dishonourable second edition. Is that for pounders one or two? That was pounders one. Yeah. We don't need a second edition for the grossly overstocked

first edition. Well, Hawke's got a med. In fact, edition. Yes, well, always got mad. In fact, this is crazy. He admitted he admitted he went mad. He went behind our backs as early a madman. This is what most companies do. Crazy John. Okay.

And warehouse specials. It's always a warehouse mishap. Yeah. Runs every year. You got any run store, we accidentally ordered a million rugs. We meant to order two. Now we have to sell them at 900% off. Yes. That's usually what's going on in a rugs store. Okay. So that's not about it.

May we pretend we're closing down? Maybe we are. Maybe we are. We're really small print print. For it feels like we're closing down. Or just we're closing down for a summer break What's something like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's true temporary well, I think I think the mad hogs edition He's not a bad stamp to put on these heavily discounted

Oh, yeah, so if you're gonna remember we've packaged it up in the the free out of box that doesn't damage your book. Can you get to keep that out of box? That's two things for the price of one. So that's right. Because if someone was to put this stamp, it's tough work. What about the year 11th?

What year are they in there? Yeah, yeah. Let me first you're out of uni now. Would that be a good job? Would that be a good job for year 11's to open up and stamp a book? Yeah, that could be, that's definitely impossible. Why didn't they stamp the sleeve hogs? Could they stamp the sleeve? No, because they're at the outer loo, because then people won't be able to see, what we

want is a situation where someone walks in someone's house and they go off. That's tough. That's the mad hogs addition. That's the, well, maybe they stamp the inner's house. It's like, oh, there's tough. There's the, that's the mad hogs edition. That's the, well, that, yeah, maybe they stamped the inner sleeve, but if someone goes, oh, you've got power moves and that, and someone can walk a lot along and look at it and go, you don't have the original. You've got mad hogs edition. Yeah. But why are you trying to make something that is less valuable now?

Because it's because we're far, we can't have it in pre-sync. No, I think hogs, it, how much does, how much did the powermost to book retail for? How much were we selling it for? How much did we get the price down to for our customers? I think it was 32, was it? I think it was a... Oh, we have to sell this. Knowing the maths on the back end or the printing cost and everything.

I think we have to sell this for 25, which is approaching cost. I think it's got to be cheaper. It's worth 15,000 bucks. Yep. What would you suggest, Hawkes? I think, I think all 20 is a good, breaking the 20 barriers all the way. It's a good one.

Nineteen. Is it really approaching cost? Yeah. Well, the warehouse manager at the moment, He's got so many pallets out there. So you need some space. That's approaching losing money. Yeah. All right. You sign off on $19. You're actually think $19. Yeah, and then what the freight was 11 as well, however, if they ordered 10, it's only, or let's call it 11, it's only $1 each and freight, isn't it? I don't know how that works. So you said we're asking

you to buy 11 books at once. And yeah, Cawg's has gone mad, so why don't you buy 11 books? So 19 bucks, you say. I mean, but you're organizing the year 11s, we'll organize the stamp. How much am I paying them to put it on? That's your problem. That's up to you, mate. Okay. You're the one that you did go behind some bags here. We'll organize the stamp and you have to do an ad that you've got now.

Yeah, you do have to let the customers know that you've got mad and that's the reason they can get the power moves to book, which is the superior book for $19 with the Mad Hogs Edition stamp on it. Yeah, all right. Okay, well, we'll work out the specifics next week. We'll work out the ad that we'll like you to record for us. And then we'll launch it at homestead.com. Anything else you went behind our back, honey? Got to get off your chest or there's no, you know, you're not selling homestead homestead

homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homesteadead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead homestead went behind our back, I mean, get off your chest or there's no, you know, you're not selling heavy snowy sex dolls or anything that haven't done it. I promise you, once we're down here, I promise you we're down. Okay, thank you. Close it down. See all the t-shirts are still selling more that. Yeah, good, good, good, thanks a lot. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks.

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Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thanks. Thankscy does. Yes. Unfortunately, it's actually... What do you get rid of?

Oh my God, do you hear about this? No. So in a previous episode, right at the start, Andy does the opening thing where we'll get jobs. Do you remember we were in the roadboat? Yes, and Darcy said he went to a private school, did a lot of rowing, I know exactly what's going on. Well, you're saying stuff now that I listen to, I have no idea

about because we caught it. We caught the whole thing and we're talking about, and I think, I don't know what stayed in. I didn't hear the final edit. He did the bow, was it the back of the boat? And I go, bow's at the back. No, the bow's at the front and he was like, no, no, no, I was a cox and I sat at the back,

but that was the front. I'm like, what? I remember thinking, he's going to cut this out. Because it's, and so I was like, I'm pretty sure the bow is just the front of the boat. In any boat, you might have been sitting at the back because the boat wouldn't be moving backwards. The only row boats on the go one way, like Olympic rowing boats. Yeah. Anyway, he really dug in for some reason. And that's fair enough. He just had it told to him wrong. And he said, I was part of a school rowing

10th of the eights. I was in the eights. I know the ends of a boat. Like, all right. Then he even texted his coach. Yeah. That's right. You then he went out to the airlock, texted some of the still a current rowing coach who then told him, no, the bowels at the front. Conz sits at the back. He's the only one facing forward.

The boat travels forward with everyone facing backwards. He then went, oh, if I dug in so hard, then a little, then an interesting look passed over his face, which I now recognises him going, well, I'm in charge of the edit. It's just got five minutes in. And that's what happened, Jack.

He did his own keep it all the way up. Well, yeah. So Dalf said to me, he goes, hey, we'll be at long that episode. Jurek and we should take out the bowels. And that's what happened Jack. He did his own keep it wasn't we? Well, yeah. So Darce said to me he goes, Hey, we'll be it long that episode. Jurek and we should take out the bowster. I was like, nah, that's fine. The Alistair's want to hear that.

When it came around, it wasn't there. So he tried to do the right thing. And Patience went one step further and then put in certain new audio of him into said bowers at the front, bowers at the front. Wouldn't have passed him. It just re-edited me going, Darcey, I keep telling you, the bow's at the front. Wouldn't have passed him. Had me just reated it, me going, Darcy, I keep telling you, the bower's at the back. LAUGHTER

Anyway, this is another keep it or deleted. I think from memory, we play a sound effect now. And if you hear the story after it has been kept, but if you don't, we've all decided to remain in our jobs. It's either too boring, or it's a boring decision. Or occasionally it's like, okay, it's a bit dicey. It's cancelable. Yeah, yeah, okay.

Keep it all deleted. I was helping my brother, Celic Ouch. I let it. And... ...Cannow worms. And by helping, I was going to be available for the pickup times. Do you know what I mean? Like, he was a bit beat by the hell out of the house. Yeah.

You don't need two people to sell a catch. He just wanted someone on standby when someone would come to pick up the catch. Generous of you, actually. Yeah. That's a good idea. Selling catches is one of the most frustrating things I find that have been through. I've probably been through more frustrating things, but I always feel like when you want a

selling couch, no one out there is interested in buying a couch. But then when I want to buy a couch, I'm like, great, I'll find a me, you know, because I put so many Caches and I reckon sold them for like 20% of what they cost. So I go when it's time to buy a couch, I go great I know you can get these dirt cheap. You can never find one. I don't understand why I only flows one way If you're if you want to get rid of a couch, you cannot give them away. What do I want to buy one? Yeah, suddenly no one's gonna One of my favorite things about selling anything is you chat with someone generally on the phone or via text

and then kind of wondering who's gonna come pick it up? What kind of person are they? You know, I'm a brand new person. You're visualizing who this might be. So this guy, David, said he's gonna come pick it up. I suggested time to him. He wrote back the brown thumb some more black thumb emoji. Thumbs up.

The duck skin. The duck skin. So I'm going, great. You must be, you know, it might be Indian, it is Australian, Africa. I think the general rule of the general etiquette is you, people pick the skin tone that maybe matches closely their own skin tone.

Yeah, yes. So this car rocks up at the time, and this white guy gets out. And I go, hi, and he goes, hey, I'm David, and I'm like, you can't be. Yeah. I don't use the wrong emoji. I mean, this is a thing.

I mean, this is a thing. I'm going to use that emoji. With three white guys making a call on this, and it's not really our place, but it's not my choice. It's not my choice. I wouldn't use the emoji. So, I wouldn't have thought it was mine to use. I like to use yellow emoji because we're not playing. Simpsons.

Simpsons rule. Simpsons rule because I feel like by going like a lighter skin tone, I'm making a note of going, hey check it out. Like I was like I think the world had enough of why people going, have you noticed them? Yes, but I'm staying out of it. That's why, but I wanted to say to you guys, I don't think, and where do we sit, but you're on my team here, I don't think

you can throw out the darkest ginnomote in less you have. I mean, that's, I mean, again, I'm just like, it's just, I didn't even know, it's one of those ones where you're like, it's just an hour place to even have a ruling on this. No, but I would say, did he turn up alone? Did he turn up alone?

That's probably what I've got. And that's where I feel like I can have an issue with this. I don't like people that come to collect heavy items. So low. Do you know what I mean? I've had it before with a coffee table. I'm giving that a yellow thumbs down. Big yellow thumbs up.

But the person turns up and they're like, I need help to get in the car. I was like, that's not a part of buying. I get to come to get it out of the shop yourself. Even worse than that, they rock up to buy something like a couch and they drive it like a, I've got a hatchback corolla or something. Yeah.

You never get what did you think? What did you think? You're like that with a fridge. The person goes, can we try? I'm like, no, you've come alone. And that's for us. Or can we please try? No, because I don't want to waste a ton.

Country in these places, you should be able to add a call out fee. Just to go, we do the deal. Yes. But there's a $50 fine. If you come out and you're not equipped to get it out of it, like to get it in your car, I'll get it to the end of my property. That's my job.

Yes. You get it in the car and you've thought about this. Yes. Otherwise, it's got to get it in your car. I'll get it to the end of my property. That's my job. Yes. You get it in the car, and you've thought about this. Yeah. Otherwise, it's got to be a few feet all the call out for you. You can't just, we're not just here for you to come and do trial at our house. Yellow thumbs up to that. Yellow thumbs just frowning face.

Regular frowning face. Yeah, okay. I just talking about people coming to pick up stuff that you sell in online. I sold my barbeque, Weber barbeque on Facebook Marketplace. Love the Weber, but even I we upgraded at home to the family size one. So selling... Trying to get him free. No, no, no, no, no.

Just... If there's any accessories that I can get from Weber, that's good. I mean, weasel, weasel ferron, my nose. He might be molting. Jack Jack is citrus. I've actually done a quick story of the back of a story. I mean, if it came on top of that one. So in summary, I just want to say, where was it? What?

No, no, so the guy came to pick it up and he was like, She added, he's got the quality to be very good. For all these years, what if I take it for a test nag? He was, I saw myself in in a lot. He was one of those people who just total people pleases doesn't want to cause a scene, and I resonate with that. So he got there and I said, do you want me to light it just to show you works

before you take it, he goes, nah, nah, nah, nah, that's fine, fine. Already trying to shove the hundred bucks in my hand. I was like, nah, I'll turn it on, I'll turn it on. And then I go click it, try it a few times, and it's actually not turning on. He didn't want to. He could've, could've, could've, you know, I'd be freaked out, he's, he's, he's, he's,

or he's so aggressive, num-chucks, it didn't work. I didn't realize num-chucks couldn't work. He was fused. Chain was fused. But he was so much, he was so much like me where you just want to go like, I don't want to cause a situation here, there he goes, I'm sure it will work when I get it. Wow, so you've got a man pretending, pretending above a key works and a man pretending he's happy to buy one that doesn't work?

Okay, no, you don't want to, like, you want to make sure it works before you get home. You go, well, I can smell the castes on too. I can light it with it. Nothing else I could light it with a match. I'm sure I could go into the bush and find some flint. Look at people getting something that makes us bark. So he bought it without it working. I'm lazy.

And the starter didn't work. All right. Where's my drum kit, by the way? Yeah. Speaking of pleasing people. Ando, by far one of the things that gush into the paddocks on my side of the fence of the emails into the email paddocks is a seemingly inexhaustible supply of ways to upset you. Yeah, I've been all the more nice.

I'm sorry, I'm actually a rock. On me, everything is neat and practical, because that's the way it likes it. But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy. So many great upset andos that come in. Jack, did you say you've got one? Yes, I have a desk at home that I wanted to make a little bit taller. So I took the legs off it and put a chalk of wood on both sides and screwed it back together. How's it look? It looks fine because even though it's mostly done under there from outside,

you wouldn't know unless you got under the desk. But what happened was when I was moving the desk recently with Bianca, we pulled accidentally hit the legs into the floor and it pulled the chuck of water out and now it's sitting maybe half an inch above where it was because the screws have come out. And so now I'm just dealing with a desk that's got a slight lean to it all the way. I hate that, I'll come around. I'm fine, I've got one of those at home

and I only write in the left hand corner. And if you write in the center, it wobbles it, but if you move over, it's more support in the left hand corner. And really, when you think about it, why should the middle get all the attention? Don't you agree? Like, let's hear it for the left hand corner. I reckon some people would buy desks and tables

and never use the left hand corner. And that's kind of a waste of money, isn't it? What'd you buy for? No, I just like that, Jack immensely. I'm gonna flush that out with my own please, Andy. I got this word. I have flush away. Is that a right hair?

I know it's the segment's not about that. No, no, absolutely. It's your pipes, flush them how you would. I use bar soap, right? Okay. And I perfectly press the old soap on top of the new... What do you mean you made it? New soap out of two small soap?

No, the new one was a fresh bar. The old one I managed to. It was thin enough to be able to maneuver to put on top of the new one. But is there a lump on the top? It's a tinyest lump. It has formed. But is there a lump on the top? Tarnious. Lump. It has formed itself to get you to the finish. Are you happy with the seal? Very happy.

I can now scrub with the old, like facing me. And it's not coming up. OK. So I want you to be honest here. I'm going to run a simulation. You walk into the bathroom tonight. And OK, I want your internal thoughts and you're excited to see the sofa game

because it's making you have you know that you've haven't wasted that slither. It's now fused under the new and you walk into the bathroom and you realize that as you've been out the dry air has separated them and it's cracked off. Oh, they'd be devastating. I don't think that's going to happen. What if it did? What if it did? And you're now looking at it and it's cracked and frayed. And what you thought was a perfect seal is not, it hasn't worked. Oh, just be super disappointed.

I'd reflect on how I put some tickets. But I tell you what is happening is, I'm not arriving excited about the soap. I'm normally coming in and going, oh, I need a shower. And I turn and see it. And I go, oh, that's good. That's good to joy. That's. It's the done expected joy. Jack, you're right.

Yep, and from soap, so prifting us of soap value, so that what excites you about that, the value of the soap. But if it wasn't sticking, I would get rid of it. I just shove it down the power pole. If I used, if I used, yeah, bar soap, I rather than try and stick it, I would just wash extra long to get rid of it. I'd just go over, I'm trying to think, what would I do with this leather or soap? And I would see it as good.

I would be happy to just rub it over like a rough part of my knee, like ages until it was good. Anyway, not for us to upset Ando, or please him internally, that's... I pledge his first coming back this year or oh we'll have all got it Nicola Nicola do you have something to upset Andy oh oh boys so my partner Callum put all of his iPhone apps into folders well down well actually so far so good yeah might

seem pleasing to one and you leave that he. However, things are just not quite where they belong. So I'll give you three quick examples and they'll get progressively worse. So to start us off, his food delivery ups are in the entertainment folder and the next of next week's stringing services that sort of thing. Why is that? He says it's because food is entertaining. Yeah. Why is that? He says it's because food is entertaining. I agree with him. What's the next folder?

So his lotto app is in none other than his health folder, and his reasoning for this is that if he wins a lot, it'll be good for his mental health. Yep, always a healthy, always a good move for your health to win the lotto. What's our third one? So my last example, which personally upsets me the most, is he has his Google maps in a folder labelled Fort. And now he says that this is because if we ever go hiking, you know, we might need directions. Look, we've been together for four and a half years. The guy's been hiking like one. Yeah.

He's been not a predominantly hiking, friendly, open. He's mostly for driving. He's got his sister. He's got his sister. If he's fast, he's got time to change all the photos. I feel him. I feel like I know. Go in there and you fold a re name. It's midnight.

I've run out of day. Thanks, Nicola. Marcus. Marcus, what have you got? Hi boys, and happy birthday Andy. No need. Well, talking about soap from earlier, in our bathroom, we accidentally threw away

the squirting soap dispenser, but we still have a few of those big refill bottles that you use to refill the dispensers. So now when we wash our hands, we just tip the big refill bottles that you use to refill the dispensers. So now when we wash our hands, we just tip the big refill bottle in our hands and our head. That's still the soaps. It's actually quicker with that big, nasty, wide neck. Why can't it have an oven of pumping? It's actually more sanitary. No, it's not. Not drips. You're not doing it right.

I bet you used knife since spoons for honey, don't you? Instead of just tipping it out of the jar. Yes. What a waste. Yes. It's gone from bugger. I'm a little bit more like Gary do. I'm a little bit more like Gary do.

You just, you get the tip and twist. Yes. Tip and twist. That's, yeah, that's Perry Perry hot for that. All right, that one. Vinny, Vinny, can you upset Andy? Hi boys. I think I can. I think I'll preface it by saying Andy, I think everything that upsets you, upsets me

too. Good news. So I'm looking forward to hearing how you go, pleasure, first, later in the year. Well, if I get a plus one, you're definitely part of consideration. Thank you. I'm going to a raffle. Yeah, so basically, I'll talk about how ordered the selection system needs to be. There it is for everybody. Oh, you need to sit on the raffle. Oh, no, there's going to be an

app and like a fan on Bigenerator or something. Anyway, say Vinny, what have you got? What have you got? Well, basically, I'm not sure if Andy remembers when he was in touch with the common man and having a hand wash dishes. But I guess like you, I have a very systematic approach to those kind of things. So I like to have different color coded sponges for depending on which dish or glass where I'm doing. So obviously when you first go to the sink, all while the water is the cleanest, that's when you have to wash all the drinkware. So all the glassware, all the cups, that gets done before any of the dishes, which just

makes sense to me. I have never ever considered that. I have no idea. I have no idea. Washing a wine glass with water that's 30% by one house. Yeah, exactly. It makes policy to wine glass easier if it's just clean. Polishing, you mean?

Benny, I've never gone the alternate, like scrubbing brushes or sponges, but I do adopt your system of what's going to do to the border the least on its way through the conveyor. For sure. Yeah, but the problem is, well, the problem is, my partner lose fast and loose and she doesn't adhere to the same rules as me. So she often takes the drink where sponge and wipes, you know, anything from the floor to the grease off the oven, probably that.

And then that's no longer good for wiping the glass over the next time I wash the dishes. You get to have to hide. To be honest, man, sponges are for cleaning and it sounds like those things needed to be cleaned up. You get to have to hide. To be honest, man, sponges are for cleaning, and it sounded like there's things needed to be cleaner. You get to have to hide them. You can have to hide them. There's things that I do separate from Beck because she doesn't use them correctly. I know. When you were talking about having your razor attached to the roof of the bathroom, I thought that was pretty genius. So I've been thinking of similar systems to the sponge, but if I hide the sponge,

it doesn't make a difference, because then she just does the dishes with whatever is there at the time, and that's still not good for the classware. That's true, actually, you're gonna hell of a conund. You're gonna hell. Oh, thank you for letting us sit in on this brainstorm. I actually, I'd never heard of this before. I was actually a friend's house the other night

and we were washing up after dinner. And he said, I thought as a joke, that's the glassware tea towel. And I went, oh, yeah, okay. No. Very serious matter. Yeah, we were really on the wrong page. And he was like, no, seriously, he was like, no, oh, okay.

Yes, must, must early dry glasses with this. And he was like, no, seriously, it is I was like, oh, okay. Yes. Must have must have been dry glasses with this. He was like, but please do. Well, I started I started cutting the sponges down smaller so they're like the size of an ATM card. So I figured she's not going to grab that one to wipe the benches with, but she loose far from loose. She doesn't wipe the benches properly anyway. So she was happy wiping them with a tiny spun. This is an ongoing battle. We always need to check in again, because maybe you're the best, mate.

Yeah, yeah. Like you guys can take this off here, but I'm sure Anno will think about solutions for this and get it to you. Yeah, please let me know. In the coming week. Yeah, thanks guys. On your buzz.

I mean, very quickly, let's do Tommy Ahoy. Ahoy, Jens, how are you week. Thanks guys. On your buzz. We got time for a while. Very quickly. Let's do Tom. Tommy, Ahoy. Ahoy, Jen, say hi. Yeah, good, very good mate. Um, upset our friend. Yeah, I won't take the time.

Small dig at Vinny. Oh, you know, just, I know Andy likes to be upset quick. So in April last year, I was at a bus weekend and I am sadly on a night out lost my wallet. I bought a new one and then only worried about replacing the debit card because I mean pretty much everything's on your phone these days anyway right? So there's a lot out there with you license and other stuff in it. Oh yeah, but you know I'm with up just my dad is on the web for you anyway. Another flex. So, luckily though, in December, that old wallet was returned to me, but I just didn't really worry about changing any of the cards back, so now I'm just running a two wallet system.

A two wallet system. Two wallet system. Two wallet system. And, touch down a good nerve here because proper wallet economy is in very serious to Andy. Do you go out with both of them Tom? Yeah well I mean you know, James have two pants, like two pockets for a reason. Yeah, one of the other's trouble is wonderful.

Phone and wallet. Oh backbite. Do you go, have you ever, like if you can't find one where you just take the other one and go, I've got most of my stuff. Yeah, pretty much. I mean, you know, and there's, I've still got the old debit card to remind me

of when I replaced it in the old wallet. So, give that one a try, it doesn't work all. You know, you know, you're in the wrong wallet because you use the bad debit card. Honestly, mate, you're in a wrong wallet. I think that's a fine system and I can't see any profit. And I'd like to bring up a company, if I may.

And look, from time to time, the show, we're not scared to look critically at companies, but also complementarily. Yeah, I know. But the company is... Oh, yeah. This is a sweet and sour for these guys. Yeah. Oh, really?

They'll hear their name and they'll think it's only sour because it's a kids It's an organization that we have had silent and sometimes not so silent battles within the past Wilson parking. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, so they are aware of us. Oh, we would have been public enemies one and two In no particular order, but I think because of how you would have to be one. Yeah, we would like ghosting out behind the car in front of us. Yes, and we still do. It's not everything. It's known as the game between and or not. If you said, oh, but I'm playing the game, we would know exactly what the other person means, which is you play the game. Now, I know a bit we hear the concept of ghosting out, which is just driving very very close to the tailgating the current front so you can sneak out of the boom gate in

the car park. We asked Tom Cruise whether he'd do it for the latest mission in the hospital. He did, didn't we? And he said no way. No. There were some stunts I'll never attempt. You see, I was thinking about mission impossible ten. So he said, you know, if we're still lucky enough to be going, because he's seen Spain some stunt rule where you can't make a stunt so big you can never top it.

So he was like, it's alright. It's like it's so like a has to be the end. The kind of thing you build up too. So that's one of our favorite games to play. And awesome parking don't like this game. Obviously runs directly in the face of their game, which is make money from parking. Yeah. But you hear people, people give you the same refrain all the time. Like, you know, what if the boom gate chops a car?

What if you get fine? Yeah. You know, they can find you. They can't. It hasn't happened yet. They're not. They don't have fine destruction. They can't find you, they can't. It hasn't happened yet. They don't have time for the introduction. They can't find me if you can't find me. They, and, you know, but that, so we've had our fun. We've had our fun with them past.

Here's a compliment. In the past, we should put up back on at www.harmichee.com or on our own, the parts. In the past, we tried to dress both of our cars with giant limousine. A black windshield. A black window.

We noticed that. We realized you, to argue that it was one car. But then we realized that there was low visibility because the sheet kind of bowled down and you drove into the back of my car. Well, as soon as it goes slack, you just don't know where the other car is. But you don't want to stop because then the sheet will get ripped off and all the people standing around who thought it was a real limousine, it all suddenly realized it wasn't, in fact, a limousine with the front half of one car and the other half of them. So, a little bit in the back half of a different car.

The costar appears to the front of yours for the back of mine, only drivers harder to save on part. We were deeper in the room. Here's something I will give them, right? There is a, I don't ghost all the time. I play the game when it suits me. I'm a porter if I'm just feeling like the day could use a bit of extra space.

Yes. With the kids in the car, I won't play the game. Well, they have played it with them in the car. They like rules. They would prefer I didn't play the game. That's good. Well, they're great. It's a thank you.

I mean, really, because you attempted to do it. Oh, you could have tested kids. I'm just, yeah. They're great. They're great up bringing them to me. They're parenting me. They're discour me, Will. They're discouraging death from breaking the law.

So it's good that they're keeping me reindeer. There's a carpe, I would go to a showming center. That's run by Wilson. And here's something I notice. This is my little tip of the hat to them that will hopefully I think they'll hear this and they'll appreciate the compliment and they'll wipe the slight clean of all grudges

that we've had historically. I've noticed at this particular Wilson and I just I think it comes he deserves a pat on the back of this If you've paid your ticket and you put it in backwards or upside down, it will still eat it. Oh, wow And I just thought to myself. Yeah, I said to myself. do you know what? That's cost extra, right? Like that. They have had to, whatever, I don't know who's selling the ticket readers, but they would have had an option to go, do you want the one that goes in specifically? Or a little bit extra has a four way reader. It can read it no matter the orientation.

And they've said, do you know what? Splash out. Give us the one for the people that can't understand the way to put it in. There's given it the Hamish version. The Fast and Loose jam the ticket in. If it's in it's in. That's my policy. Well, then you would look at a picture and you know, if it's in and orientated correctly,

yes, then it's in. Otherwise, it's a foul ticket. And they've got it. They're running Hamish models. So you just jam it in any old way, and they'll let you out. Nice. That would certainly absorb all the wrong things. I think we could all agree.

That I took time out of my day to thank them. So they shouldn't take time out of their day to hunt us down anymore. and ask down anymore. Ando, despite a concerted and what appears to be fierce disinformation campaign by yourself to stop these emails coming in. You'll be disappointed to know that truth seekers and whistleblowers have continued to spot you in the wild and send in very detailed accounts of their run-ins and the kind of thing is that I've seen a bunch

that have been truthful about charity work I've been doing. I've been doing a lot of those of coming out. Do you think it's one of those things, Jack? Where you look at the detail of it's in these emails and you go, how could it be made up? You just can't be made up. I mean, the greatest things. So specific.

So specific, the detail that goes into, really transports you there. And if I've got so many of these emails and these Andy's sightings, that I'm sort of, I basically had a pile and I'm like, what do I do with this? What can Androm that I'm in here? Here I've got a situation where I've like, what do I do with this? What a conundrum that I'm in here. Here I've got a situation where I've got my best mate

that's out there, a guy that I've known for a very long time and initially I always knew him as a very approachable, friendly fellow. Still the same. But the evidence is manning up more and more and more and more. That maybe it's because I moved into state a couple of years ago and I couldn't quite keep as much of an eagle eye on him. And now he just appears to be running wild. And so I'm like, this is a real bummer that this is out there now. And professionally, my name is Link to his.

You know, on a professional level, how soon until this becomes a quote unquote business emergency for me? So you go, what do you do? Right? What do you do with all these evidence? You really have to do it. I mean, I can't cover it up if that's what you're about to ask. I'll ask you that. I'll ask you several times and I won't cover it up.

No, it's not. I'm just saying that you're quarantined from my indiscretions as I am quarantined from ages. Contrarily. I don't really know. I don't reallyary to the actual black and white of it. I know, but so it's still, if you were to do the wrong thing, when you're actually in the paper, there's going to be a photo of telling me I'm not going to hit by the fragmentation of course, there's going to be strappin' a low.

And I'm already getting hit by the strappin'. Yeah, okay. So while you're actually dedicating these social grenades, I'm getting hit by the truck now. All I'm saying is I'm happy to be in your blast radius, and I'll support you through all of that. And I've always been happy to be in yours, but I've got to tell you,

it's getting a little hot and a little prickly event. Because quite a lot is going on out there as these people keep emailing in with these truthful sightings of you in the wild. Now, it's good to the stage where you can't just read out the sightings, it would be like a 5-hour podcast. So, I had a bit of a chat with Jack if it's okay with you, Andy, this is not an intervention.

Be it a little bit like one. A little bit of a beard boy's chat and a coffee, and I thought, look, what's the best way we can show Andy wouldn't it be the best if he could hear some of these things and maybe he could learn a little bit and he could self-analyze when he hears the words coming out of other people's mouths. Maybe that would be the way for him to learn the lesson. So what Jack and I have done is grabbed a stack of the emails and gone through them and just read random lines out from the emails. So you can

get an idea of the tone. So this you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music.

And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. And then you can hear the sound of the music. is in exactly what we're hoping for you to do as you'll find out when you turn around on. We've put it to. Okay. Hey guys, I've got a spotting Andy in public story which has really left an imprint on myself and others around me. Andy's eyes gleamed with mellus without a moment's hesitation. He abruptly turned around, revealing a wickedly sharp knife, considered within his coming. I recognize the man then has none other than Andy Lee,

presumably taking a hit of the old coffin-nail to ease pregame. Children's laughter instantly transformed into anguish-prime. Out of the corner of my eye, I noticed Andy. Hopping out of a brand new land again, he left away Chuckle escape his lips as he reveled in the suffering he had inflicted. A wicked grin spread across his face as he saw an opportunity to unleash his dark sense of amusement. I saw Andy aggressively rummaging through his pockets. Wads of cash were falling out every year.

I'm starting with the man in the mirror. I'm asking him don't change its way And no messes, it's gonna bend in the clever If you wanna make a bra, I bet the place Take a look at yourself, then make a change He then pulled out three previously hand-rolled cigarettes and placed them all in his mouth at once He lit the corner of a crisp hundred dollar note

And with a flame. All I could think was, how can he live with himself? He swiftly walked back into the garden towards the gates of the MCG, flicking his cigarette over his shoulder. Leaving a grip of children, deep wounds. Andy reveled in their despair, relishing in the chaos he had ruled. I hurried back to my car as Andy left the bushes.

I stood there shocked, but what I had just seen. Bell of deep wounds. Stop breathe, shock. Hey, I'm not my son, I'm cut the best and I'm good. Off and now. Off for now. He raised both clenched fists and at the top of easy lungs, you'll f**k you mum and Nate Jeff. Now I know where they stay. Never meet your heroes. But a small guy. I couldn't quite work out what. With a guy that's just... there was one that was the narrative in the middle there that you guys have kind of gone off.

I've bits and pieces came from us. That was a cross a dozen emails. So some of the couple feature at the MCG where you do go a lot. So that could be different people though seeing you at the MCG. Different angles of the crimes. Where was the email about where a card broken down

in the middle of Punt Road and I was the only person to get out of my car and push them off? Didn't see that one, J.D. I didn't read that one. I would have included it if I did. Yeah, we'd try to be pretty impartial to be honest with that stuff. The Hamish Nandee podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandee.com.