Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 223

Episode Date: August 2, 2023

1. Horgs has gone MAD! 2. Captcha craziness 3. Darcy under the microscope 4. What celebrity did I see? Danish edition 5. When is it polite to poo? 

A least-knife production. Activate your internet. Because the Haymission and the Podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A hoi to me Liam, Hamish. Liam? Hmm.

Yes, good to be here. Ahoi to me Luke. Jack. Okay, I thought we might have been one direction, but I can't remember a Luke. Yeah, and I thought, um, are we a chapter of, um, names to name your baby starting with an addition. No, I'm Chris. Oh, we're him to earth. Well done, Jacko.

Of course, Warren and Neil not present. Always knocking at the door, wondering if there's to use their phrase. And he scraps for us. Acting role wise. But not at the moment Neil and I keep it up. Congratulations on your work, obviously, Hunger Games Hen. You have great work over there in Westworld. And for you, Jack O.

Was I one of them? Yeah, you were. Wow, what's wrong. I remember seeing Luke in the... Chris Hemsworth documentary where he tries to... I can't believe that, it's what these titles... Yeah, well I mean that is... ...where he played brother.

That is, limitless, where they get invited along for some ice bars. That's right, that's right. They just have a grand old Hemsworthy time. And Neil and Warren also not invited on the trip. I thought, no, of course you just... Warren's just sitting in the back. Sorry thought you knew. No, I thought she just... Warren's just in the back. Sorry guys, next time we'll get a Taraga. Oh, you also to Pat him.

Sorry, let's not discape the fact that Andy was Chris. Yeah, yeah. Was Thor. Yes, just the way the band is. That's the way the names get drawn out of that. And what do we... Pat, it's also, say, a hoi to Pat from Simbawe who use the very easy to use sister with habishnary.com to tell us what he's been up to. Hoi, Hamish, Andy, and number six,

recording this message from the Savannahans in Babwe. I'm out here doing some wildlife research. And although I have to look out for the pointed and sharp edges of the teeth of lions and leopards, rest assured Jack that I've yet to come across the pointed ends of the Forosh's Tobler and Trocklepar in the supermarkets out here. This is a Tobler and Free Zone over.

Nice, it is safety in the savannah. Yeah. It is the second biggest killer in the savannah. I also appreciate all the DMs I get of people going through Judy free at airports or whenever they must have been a new Toblerone announced, a new flavour and people send it to me just to say, hey, it's a warning warning, look out. Yeah, yeah, good.

That's nice. We look after each other in Hamish Nany Community. That's like, I mean, we walked through GD3 and a UNI and probably don't even notice it. We just, no, it's just, to us, that's just a stack of something gold. But to you, Jack, that would be like, almost in Indiana Jones type booby traps,

yeah, for you to find just a pile of life ending spikes that you have to negotiate your own around. And they're always the biggest ones at the airport. So it's like, where a knife is dangerous, this is a machete. Like the basement of Mortal Kombat at the end when someone gets finished and hit off a big bridge just of all spikes, Jack. Oh, yeah, take word for it. Yeah, long-blood, but I know what you mean.

There is a bit of spikes in that particular mega drive game from the 90s. Hey, we must press on. Let's go over the details. We don't have a favorite model cup, but we do not have time. Hey, last week, Hawke's dropped the bombshell on us that there's been an accidental overorder of, well, it's fair to say tens of thousands of. It's not even a typo. Like it's usually with these things you try and pass it off as a typo. And it's not. It was just an enthusiastic hog.

Yeah, he wanted to, he said, you wanted to be a hero to us when we asked for more books, he was going to go, guess what? I'd already ordered. We wouldn't have to wait on shipping. We've had delays before. Unfortunately, it's like going and dinner with your partner and then again, okay, I think we're ready to go. Really? As the waiter turns up with five extra spaghetti zollanas. I thought you might be hungry. I thought I'd be a bit of a hero by getting a jump on the order. So the discussion was to price to clear. We're going to get the year 11's that may have grown a bit older to stamp the inside cover

of these books. We haven't got the stamp made up yet. We'll reveal that soon, but there's to acknowledge that it is a cheap skate price. Of course. Same book, same high quality, but you will have to bear the insignia of basically priced approaching costs. Yes, which does still acknowledge the original legends that did purchase the book. Hawks joined us. We don't want to do that to do value the original purchases, but Hawks welcome. Hawks welcome.

And the stamp will be on the inside of the book as well. That's why no? We can't put it on a cover. No, no, black book, you want to put that on the inside cover. Yeah. Yep. Hawks, you and I discussed during the week, we haven't revealed to Hamish, but what was the

price you decided that we should drop it to? It was our $33 originally. Well, $33, I think a good sales tactic is always to go 50%. Wow. 1650. Yeah. Well, nearly 50%, almost 50%. I'm suggesting 17.

Well, now, nearly 50. Well, you can write nearly small and then have a big 50% more. That's what we'll intend to do. Hogs, so 17 bucks, they're going to be. Hogs, you also promised that you would return this week to make good of the huge over-order and do an ad where you're a bit crazy like Crazy Joe or not campaign. That's sort of the linchpin of one of this type of marketing campaign is to lean on the

fact that the warehouse manager is insane or has lost a grip on reality and has done a crazy thing with the ordering and the pricing and that's meant to make customers, I guess, gleefully want to take advantage of this crazy person and drive home the leverage they have as a sane customer over an insane warehouse manager. And ultimately I guess I heard the business. Yes. It's quite clearly. It's a really expensive manager for the mentally ill is quite custom. If they're a good, they're a good customer, they should go. I've heard the ad, oh, you know, our warehouse manager's gone insane. He's bought 20,000 books. They should call us up and go, hey, just letting you know, something bad's happening.

You, you warehouse manager's gone insane. I don't want to buy one of these books at the Cheaer price. I think that's an unfair advantage that I'm taking. I could because he's on the radio advertising at this price, but it's not like you know the problem. But no, that's not the world we're in. We're in the world where you do want to take advantage of the mistake. Horg's had you feel the record went when we came in for the V.O. session in here with Darcy. Oh, look, there was's had you feel the record went when we came in for the video session in here with, uh, Darcy? Oh, look, there was a few, a few takes that went on.

Do you think you nailed the character Horg's of the, of the crazy warehouse manager? I think it took me a few times to get, like, to paint craziness, but I got there. I absolutely. I'm not there. Yeah. Well, we've got the ad for your Horg's, but before that, the, the top, behind the scenes was too fun. So we wanted to have a bit of a walk No Walked out memory lane, the making off Big Hawks has gone completely mad

Am I saying it like Whatever his name is Ken Bruce Yeah, well, that's definitely the feel we want. Are you okay to go mad? Go crazy. Yeah. Might have to take a couple of takes, but yeah. Yeah, give it a spin.

Go ahead, spin up. Big Hawks has gone mad, big Hawks has gone mad, big Hawks has gone completely mad. Someone in our warehouse is accidentally ordered sour moose books. So, but it wasn't someone made a mistake. It was, it was big orbs. Yeah, I know, but I thought you might just want to try and distance yourself from. I don't mind.

Yeah, I know, but it's, it's, it's, it's kind of funny that you're saying someone made a mistake. Okay. We all know it's you. Okay. Um. Power Moose volume two, originally $33. Not 20% off, not 30, almost 50% off. Yep, we're crazy.

Why can we need you even more, Matt? Big hogs has gone mad, big hogs has gone mad, big hogs has gone completely mad. That's the level of insanity we want, isn't it? Yeah. I think so. You can't just turn down the microphone. Yeah. Great, yeah.

So I think people don't buy things unless this seller is crazy. Oh, sorry, I didn't realize that. Exactly. I actually don't. I don't buy anything. It's all right. See, that was my didn't realize that. Exactly. I actually don't. I don't find anything. It's all right. See, that was my problem with Steve Jobs.

He was a little bit too controlled. If he was more unhinged, Apple would have grown even quicker. Yeah. So. LAUGHTER All right. Go, Gennel. Yeah, one more.

Big Hawks has gone mad. Big Hawks has gone mad. Big Hawks has gone mad, big hogs has gone mad, big hogs has gone completely mad. I think you were less crazy then. Why don't we do it twice? Your first round is the wall up and then go straight into the next round. Just the insanity levels were nearly high. Big hogs has gone mad, big hogs has gone mad, big hogs has gone completely mad, big hogs has gone mad, big hogs has gone mad, big hogs has gone mad, mad big hugs has gone completely mad

Big hugs has gone mad big hugs has gone completely mad Yeah, that's that seems they're all gonna buy something The guy before that I was unsure but but the second guy. Yeah, this is working. Okay, next one. Next one. Someone, oh, my being same amount of angry, or? Yeah, I think so, because we don't want to give anyone a reason not to buy a book in the middle. Oh, man.

Like, they might be saying, like, have one, is this guy saying no? So you need to really, yeah, capture that crazy. Maybe even start it with a little insane chuckle as well Someone in our warehouse Somebody now warehouse accidentally over on the power moose books and now we've got to get rid of them all Power moves volume to originally 33 not 20% off not 30 almost 50% off Perfect mate, let's split it into two

I'll stumble there that's all good. Let's split it into two. So we'll stop it Uh, must get rid of must get rid of the mall stop there Someone in our warehouse accidentally ordered the power mode Sorry mate, if it got the insanity chuckle If it got the insanity chuckle. Sorry, I'll be honest. Okay. Somebody now we're house accidentally over the power move.

I'm not sure if that was a chuckle. That felt like you were clearing your throat like a hot chip because that... This is our more warm up. Okay, sorry. It's like for me less people, less worried about that. Okay, yeah, sorry, sorry. Sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. Pfft. Pfft. Pfft. Someone in our warehouse accidentally over all of the Pough Moos books and we must get rid of them all! Pfft.

Very good. Oh yeah. Cry. Pough Moos book, vote 2 was originally $33, not 20% off, not 30% off, almost 50% off! Pfft. Sorry. That's really good. That's really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it 50% off. Sorry. That's really good. That's good.

Really good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's funny. You go from insanity to now like picking a fight. If you're gonna, yeah, if you're in a pub, if you're not picking a fight, you're unsealing. If you're not picking a fight, you're not a pub, accusing a guy

that they're a footy team shit and our team's better, you're not gonna sell anything, not a price for our suit. All right, good luck. Good luck for what she says too loud. Yeah, all right. Oh, good luck. Power move book volume two was originally $33, not 20% off, not 30% off,

now almost 50% off. Yeah, great, great, great little... Yeah, that's when they're like, OK, OK, OK, mate, now buy one, I'm fine, fine. You heard it, folks. Big Hawks has gone completely mad! Yeah, yeah, I like it. I like the nice subtle touch of the end.

Well done, well done. Well done, good direction. Well done, Hawks, to a great journey to find your character. I've been what a steach up. Hawgs Martian now has put all that through all the bells and whistles. What it would sound like in an actual ad. Obviously, we've got the behind the scenes. Is there anything else you want to tell anybody?

Like once they do order, we'll put it up on the website today, hamishneigh.com. If people want to go in and get this very competitive price, when do we think distribution will be granted for these books? Well, it's ready. It's been there for a little while. Although, unless you've got to put your finger out and sort the stamp out.

Yeah, I'll get you a stamp. We'll get you a stamp. We're going to write a stamp. What is the stamp going to say just like, we're going to add this edition, like man prize edition. It's in five prints saying you read you register as a cheap skate. If you've got you've taken up this deal. Yeah. I took advantage of a mad man. I think so. I think so. Yeah, I think that feels a bit like that, doesn't it? Yeah. Okay. That works.

So we'll get the stamp. Yeah. Is it going to be Year 11's or who's going to do the stamping? We're going to all try and find some Year 11's. Well, obviously you've got to keep the Labor down if we're offering for 17. Yeah. Like it's, we're almost at cost now. Yep.

Okay. All right. Well, this is down the house. That's exciting for the consumer too because we know tradition and we do cut costs on labor and warehouse practices. Yeah. It's never a guarantee the books will make it. Yeah. So this is the exciting this is the exciting low cost addition. All right, Hawks, this is how the ad came up and and thank you very much for your great work. All right, boys. Thank you. And thank you very much for your great work. Alright boys, thanks. Big Holt's gone mad, big Holt's gone mad, big Holt's gone mad, big Holt's gone, come to lately, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad, mad,

Someone in our warehouse accidentally overwrought the Pärmoos books, and now we've got to get rid of them all! Meeeee! Pärmoos book, for you too, was originally $33. Not 20% off. Not 30% off. Oh my 50% off! 50% off!

Get in now before I take my pills and realise just how insane this is. You heard it, folks. Big hogs has gone completely mad. Jesus, I had it all, didn't it? Normally when you say the phrase bells and whistles you don't actually mean bells and whistles. That really was bells and whistles.

Horges happy with the final product? Yeah, great. Yeah, absolutely. And I like the urgency too, that at any time, the medication could be found and the press shoots back onto the food screen. Ah, look, you know, I don't want to ruin the illusion, but I don't think that will happen, but still let's play the game and pretend there is urgency on it.

So get in now. Great early Christmas gift. It is his dip. Thank you, Big Org. Oh, I'll see you later, mate. More and more, I feel like we're getting the A-U-A robot question at the end of an online form or a website that you're filming out. And more and more, it seems easy to just say, no.

What's your favourite? What's your favourite? What's your favourite? My favourite's the motorbikes or Zepacrossing? My favourite's the M, I'm not a robot, tick box. That's the easiest one. That's sure they can invent some computer program that can get around that one. That's my favorite. I reckon they might have. I reckon they might have. Yeah. I mean, if robots can't get past that, Westworld would have been a very different

TV series. Yeah. Are you a robot? I am a robot. I am a robot. My least favorite one, Ham, is what you're referring to, the grid across the photos that say, please. I just feel like there's no leeway. And I actually, I don't want to say I'm like my dad here, but I've caught a few errors where they're like, you know, highlight all the zebra crossing. And I'll, I'll go, well, there is a square here with just the edge. That's right.

The paint has continued. Now, there's no black and white contrast in there, but the white paint that goes across the road, there's a tiny, there's another bit in there. So unfortunately, buy it a tick, and then it will go, okay, I have another go. I'm actually smarter than you. I'm a superhuman. I should be working for you. Because I don't think you've done the right boxes.

How many goes do you get? I've never, I've been given, have another go twice. I think there must be guardrails where they go. They would probably go, well, like, you know, if we're asking for motorbikes, these are the gummies. Like these are the labs. If they can't get these, it's a robot.

Yeah, like all humans should get these. And then I reckon they would, I reckon that so they'd have like green, yellow, and red squares. And if you, if there's some line ball going on in the orange, they'll give you another go. As close enough to being a human. Yes, that makes more sense.

Well, the reason I say it all in a cell like my dad is, dad to you recently when dad had wears Wally at his house, like he had the wears Wally book. We went over to visit him and we were like, you know, he's had it out for one of the prank kids. And I was like, oh, you've been doing a bit of wears Wally? No, I've had it for the, you know, the kids. And he goes, there's an error in it.

What's it called Wally? He goes, no, on one page, he's not in there. Oh my God. I'm down it. I'm down it. I think that's the game, dad. I think that's the game, dad. I think that's the game, dad. I think down it. I'm down it. I think that's the game, Dad. I think you just happened to take us.

No, I looked, he's not in there. That's so, so I don't know. He's like, I've got him. I think they've got you. I think they've got you. No, I've got them. I think they've got you. It would be though the ultimate f-u from the illustrator.

I mean, you know, in a publishing deal, he was unhappy with the publisher. Last one. Just go out in the high end, don't put him in the... Go out. But like, houses all over the world just, you know, skeletons holding the book. Just not being able to find him. So the other day, I was on a... Click on a bus.

Click the buses. It was a grid, find the bus, click them. And while I was doing the robot check, it occurred to me, this is the stupidest robot checkable time, because I was paying a fine. Yeah, what robot is hucking into pay for? Why? If on earth. I do think we need controls on AI, but if government need to check with the robots

paying my fine. I hear you, Anna. Let's be careful. Let's not give them kill decisions too quickly. But if there is some wicked old robot out there cruising the internet paying all our I'm gonna live. I'm just like, I'm just living around a bit. Hey, there's one person that's part of our team. What a great team in here. There's Marci, there's podcast Mike, Kali, who's kind of just the most efficient and you

don't hear much from her because she doesn't really have too many quirks. She's just pretty much straightforward, no fuss what you see is what you get and what you get. In and out, it's great. Yeah, prides herself on a fast day, which we adore. We thought Darcy was a little bit under the radar for a while and still, it had been till he started trying to edit himself out of the pod when he came in and made a huge mistake about whether the bow of a bow is at the front of the back and then that audio never saw the light of day. Didn't paint him in the best light, and we unfortunately realized that the person

with editing power over the file. So that very, really has usually just nips and tucks to cut out any pauses. We're waiting for a phone call or something like that. We then found some unfortunate comments from him had been lifted gently from the podcast. Yes, of course, now knows that no matter which way you're facing in a boat, the front is the bow.

Oh, he's the one that clicks upload. He's the one that says- As it goes out the door. And see the last person holding the package before he hands it off to all the listeners. So it's become apparent that he's the one that wants to remain under the radar. He's the one that does not want to be public facing.

And unfortunately for him, I've got a new segment called Darsie under the microscope. Great. You're the microscope right now. It's a powerful microscope. We're all gonna be under a microscope You know what I think I think maybe it's time you put Darcy under the microscope come on in here Darcy He's not from that don't be tradition for us Come across yes, I've put a music bed under this, so you can't edit it. It's more difficult.

You'll probably be smiling because already in your mind, you're just sharpening the scissors. Yeah, come on. You can't handle this out. I'm the guy from Succession. Mr. Snippy's there. Mr. Snippy's there. Mr. Snippy's there.

OK, Mr. Snippy's there. It appears that you want to remain outside of the pod with the way that you take out things about you, but what you didn't realize is that your fiance is working with me on the hundred. Oh, okay. So I learn lots of stuff about dust and iron inside. I've just been collecting little bits and pieces

so I can put you under the microscope, where I want? And when the show might want. And show my wand. Are you regretting dust in any way right about now editing out the bit about the boat? Because it really can't. Yes, I am. I'm actually trying to get back to things like last night, Jane saying, do you have Hamish Nandy tomorrow? As things are starting to click.

Yeah, yeah. It's going to be one tidbit per under the microscope, so you're not getting a full list. I'm just gonna keep one today. Are we gonna keep bringing him in for questioning? Well, if there's something that really tickles our fancy, if we're gonna keep him when his toes, we might throw him back on the Petri dish, as I said. You got a dog?

Yep, Holly. I'll take your old goner's driver. Yes. I'd like the new giving, giving like full information so the police think you're cooperating. As I said, I'd have to answer any question. I really want to help you with your inquiries.

One question that came up yesterday when I was around the table with Jane and I actually did get your answer this Jack. Yep. He's talking about if the dog got dognapped, kidnapped. Mm-hmm. What would you be prepared to pay to get the dog back?

I know. No. Now, this is quite the magnifying glass. Why? I know James answer. Yes, he knows. I would just wanted to see whether you guys are in touch with each other. I mean, with your I'll go first because I kind of know a ballpark because Luna recently ate snail

palettes by accident made a really sick and I took her to the vet and he said all right, we'll have to keep her in the hospital overnight to look after her. Probably come to about $1,500 and I paused long enough for him to go, you don't really consider him. You don't really consider him. Oh, learner. Learner would know. Well, I thought that was of the amount

where you start to go, is it worth it? Oh, I wouldn't know. Learner would know. She would fit in a healthy dog. She would know that if there's, she'd be like, oh my God, I can't believe it's come down to money. The one thing, the one week spot.

So quick question, Jack, before Gordier arrived, your son, would it have been higher? Yes. Yep. She was number one. Yeah, of course. So we're saying you priced the ransom for you, Jack, the dog ransom at 3000. No, he had a good thing about it. 15. Well, I'm saying it's like 3000. No, he had a good thing about it at 15.

Well I'm saying it's like so 3000 if you be well at a reach. I would have to pause the thing. You don't see him, he don't film to you. He's the ransom, we wanted in small bills. Yeah, can I call you back? I'm calling up a golf team. LAUGHTER So, Dasty, I know Jane's answer. OK.

Just before this, he did go for eye surgery about a year ago and I paid for all of it and Jane paid for nothing. So she still owes me money for exactly the money. Jane, I remember the market. She had to You open up. So, Jane calls. Was that the park? That person came, picked up the dog, ran away, put it in the, and said, I'm a dognapper,

and you'll get, and said, we'll call you for the ransom. Jump to the castle. You know, it's very clearly what's happened. Like, uh, they want to know the amount. Um, I saw to know the amount. Let's not have ransom work. What's your offer? Like is 10, 10, yeah, 10 grand. Yeah. Wow.

That's I think I would do that. I would do that without blinking. And then if they started to operate 20, yeah, then you start to ask. I'm. Yeah. At some point it's going to get outrageous isn't it? So I'm saying, I on June 20, you know, I'd be like, I don't have it was Jack that nicks you dog.

You guys are aligned. Oh, okay. You know, Jane said, Ollie said, you're nine years old now. I get it. Jane said, Oh, he's nearly, he's on his way out. Oh, please.

No, it's not. And I see it. Dogs lived to like 20? No, I think would be 12. I think it's not. And I see dogs lived to like 20. No, I think would be 12. I think it's not good. It's a great, yeah. So they're only halfway. I think so. I think she doesn't know that because she's like, if it was

earlier in his life, she's at the price starts waning depending on how much to leave. Same with kidnapped victims. Yes, but if you take a granddad, take a granddad like which one? Uncle Joe. Uncle Joe. Oh, it's still around, is he? If you take a grand dad, take a grand dad like which one uncle Joe uncle Joe Is he still around is he Okay Yeah, do you want call us in a week? We all need proof of life That was the amount Jane said ten. Yeah, I got Did you feel comforted by that that you guys are alive in it because she said she thought you would That was the amount Jane said. 10. Yeah. I got. Yeah.

Did you feel comforted by that? That you guys are a lot of it? Because she said she thought you would go for much more. Oh, I know. If she went, if they asked her for 10 grand, she'd be then on the phone to me going, can we pay 10 grand for all? Yeah.

Can you send it to me? Yeah. Right. Do you still have some crypto stuff around us? I definitely put $10,000 in. Whether it's worth it. You've accidentally called in a trough. Yes, and if you call us back in a peak,

and you see crypto and 5G technologies as well. You can see Oli at home, both of us are going to be following those indexes really closely because he's laughed at it. And that is the first of what will be many to have the other than Bikers games. Actually, we learn a lot more about Jack, ahead of you, honestly.

Yeah. Boys, recently returned from a small jaunt overseas, we all kind of managed to just weasel a few mini trips in. Mainly talking to other governments about putting pressure on our government to stop the government mandate and break it into the EU. To say we would like to do this with protests as we often call, but we would like to do this kind of thing, you know thing as really as possible. We, and ideally, we'd hate to do this.

This is the kind of thing we'd hate to have to do at the end of the year. But unfortunately, sometimes when it's mandated, we'll have no choice. So, with many protests, I happen to be in Denmark. Yes, you have to do it with my family. I picked Denmark out of the hat as the government that I would talk to about removing all podcast mandates. While we were there, I mean, the other reason I was in Denmark was to shamelessly

try and milk my connection with Lego. I had to impress my children. Yeah, yeah, great. I really pumped them out. And to their credit, they responded well. I asked if all the stops to be pulled out and again to their credit, most stops would not have stopped remained. Before the headquarters of Lego is actually a very kind of a regional Danish town called

Billand, which is three hours drive into the country from Copenhagen. That's pretty much all of Denmark, not a big country. Not a massive country, yeah. There's not, you think Denmark's a big country, but it's not, it punches way above its way. Like Copenhagen is, is there's like 200 or 300,000 people in the city, because of the kind of sort of

of the students, because they've got some great and you should know. It does very, very well of a student because they've got some great and you should. It does very, very well. I tell you what though, loved it. Big fan of Denmark or Denmark. As they call it. Oh, that was a fun fact. But we, yeah, which is pretty cool.

But yeah, I don't know why there's a change from, but I don't know why we added the E in the English pronunciation making it less of a Daniel and Mark that's their combination. Yes, whereas ours would be Dennis and I Okay, I don't know why we changed it more familiar perhaps to our tongue Yeah, in in Denmark though, this was the last place I Expected to be able to return to you guys with a version of the game you like to play Andy

when you go to Los Angeles. Usually when you're in Los Angeles, that's the home of celebrities. Oh, it is seeds and peeps. You see famous peeps in Los Angeles and then we get to guess who did Andy see, other in LA or New York. Now, I'll admit, Copenhagen's more of a Nordic Hollywood

than a regular Hollywood. You're not expecting to see a list of us. So I was, should we smile a gaster? Should we skew our guests? No, no, no, these, this is, you don't think like you don't have to have to have the stars. Yeah, I could only think of stars. Wouldn't well be Swedish.

Yeah, but you don't, sorry, yeah, Nordic, Nordic, Nord, but you don't, you said Nordic. Sorry, yeah, Nordic, Nordic, Nordic. You don't have to go, okay, yeah, it's not from like, yeah, the bridge. Okay, good. This is exciting. This is exciting. Great series, but not, not, you know, the actress that played Saga is not a household name to most of us.

No, no, I'm thinking like this is, this is someone, everybody knows. Okay. So it gives me great pleasure to unexpectedly return from Copenhagen with a version of this. Who did I see on holidays? Dunselgolf, Danish edition. Right. Okay. Number one. What's the clue here? Shedition Right Okay Number one

What's the clue here? Is that you normally give a clue, don't you? Yeah, I normally prepare them I'm just looking for lists and now I just got into the game I'm trying to recall the mechanics of the game so you give a clue that would lead us to And is it famous for hanging out with Jonah Hill? I like that. Like that. But Michael's here. Okay. Although I don't work, although this person in question doesn't work at a large corporation, the nickname the boss is certainly who you're seeing. He's certainly appropriate. They were just in Sweden before.

Did it the boss Bruce Springsteen? Yeah, oh, the rest of the clue is, and I'm married to him. Oh. Who's married? I don't know. I didn't know he had a famous partner. You tell Bruce Springsteen's wife. That's who I saw.

Patty Skielfer. No. That's what I thought. That's who I saw. Paddy, ski alpha. No. I'm sorry. That's my household name. No, I would have never been so fun to have turned the bed off. I would have been paid the big night. I would be paid the big night for you. We turn up to our hotel in Denmark, right? We turn up. There are 3,000 people, no joke,

which we know is about half the population of Denmark outside the hotel This massive crowd all waiting quietly not like a mob, but just filling the town square We don't know what's going on here. We go inside and the drug goes I think there's someone famous staying here I was like, oh god, Lego master's host the word has spread We go inside we're checking in and I go who's here here? Like who's staying at the hotel? And the girl, let it go, she actually, I'm not allowed to say. No, I look out the window and everyone's in Bruce Springsteen. Yeah.

That's what I'm thinking. Okay, is it Bruce Springsteen? And she goes, I'm not allowed to say it. The boss is staying here. So he played in Denmark the night before. Huge concert. Anyway, as we're getting into the lift, like we're checking into the thing, it's in the bosses, don't you? So he'd played in Denmark the night before, huge concert. Anyway, as we get into the lift, like we're checking into the thing,

it's in the afternoon, we're getting the lift a bit later on that day, a very friendly American lady, and small lifts, it's an old building, it's very small lifts. So it was sort of line ball, could she fit in with the four of us in our family? And, you know, it wasn't sure if she would wanna come in, she's very friendly, so like, oh, look at you guys talking about the kids. You guys looked really, very cute. I mean, a bit of a chat. We get in with, and I was like, there's just something about this lady.

She's very friendly. Okay. Right? Okay. Just be good. Very outgoing. We know. We see you're making it like this is a big teaser of who it's going to be, but you're in total. I know she gets out. And I go to Zoe. I bet you that was Bruce Springsteen's wife. She just had that air. Okay, then you go to your, it was. No, well we go to her and Zoe doesn't think it was. No, it's not. She was a thinker.

It was, okay. Zoe doesn't think it was, but I, I think if, I think the sort of the photos available of her online, she's obviously made up because she plays in the band with Brewster. She's one of the band members. I think if you look at a certain way, I reckon 95% it was her. Okay. In fact, let's go to number two. And this was like James Corden in your season. Oh, my God. I'm in Copenhagen. I don't have access to all the A-listers.

Okay. This is what it happened. Pretty good to see where spring's probably Bruce Springsteen's wife. In the lift and have a really great conversation. Oh, is it accurate representation of when a different country buys a format? So the voice America has a huge nose. What an out of the voice. You imagine. I can't say.

In an English version. In an English version. He's just a creep on the other side of some exclusive bar going, oh, I was just saying, oh, Mr. DiCaprio, good to see you. I had a really lovely conversation. How family did? I felt that the more detail you had in your story

made it seem like you knew that it wasn't an impressive person. A woman who I'm almost positive felt like to me, energy-wise, Bruce Springsteen's wife, and I give a 90% facial match. You're on a warning. How did you know that? How did you know that? You're on a warning. Who did I see on holidays?

Dunselgum! Danish edition! Well, this one was at the hotel buffet. My initials are PS. PS. Borsarmen? No. Peter Sarsgard.

Good game, Jack. And I wish. And I'm tempted to change it late in the game Paul's sister. It's not like Bruce Springson's son's name Peter or something is it? No, it is springtime. He's Kielfer again I saw her again. I saw her again. I saw her again. I saw her again.

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Not bad for Denmark. Hey, if the guess had never been invented, and wasn't available as an option to people. As a world, here's a question for you both. Sorry, that's the gone in 60 seconds. I've gone in 60 seconds. I think most people are listening with no orders, but just on the off chance. Yeah, it's to disguise the fact that you're going for number two. If you get it inside 60 seconds, no one would suspect to poo that fast.

You can pass it off as a one. get it inside 60 seconds. No one would suspect to poo that faster. You can pass it off as a one. How long do you have to be at someone's house before you're allowed to have a poo? Like, for instance, I've seen some absolutely horrific examples of this. I've got a minute in mind. I'd like you guys both to write down or at least in your minds. I don't want anyone changing, but how long are you at someone's house before you can go and do that act? Because I think there's a certain amount of minutes that allows you, it gives you access to that option. Have you been to the house before?

You, that matters if it's a first time visit. That's a great question. It's all my stuff, limits, but if it's a friend's house, you go to all the time, you know what I mean? Like a companion. Yeah, I would walk in the door. I could probably's a fence house, you go to all the time, you know what I mean? Like a convenient idea. I would walk in the door. I could probably do a pool of your house that they've been talking to.

You can close your gates. You can. Let's say acquaintance and you've been to the house before, but more of an acquaintance. Well, you know the layout. One more background reckon is how close is the toilet to the living area? Proximity. If it's out of whole three rooms,

then you can go quicker. If it's right there off the living area, where people know where you are and what you're doing, I think you have to push that out to longer. Okay, so let's say this as a scenario, you're not feeling with the house, you have to ask for the bathroom. So that shows the level of familiar area

you have this person. Go, I'm gonna be great to live in a a world though, where you can just say to someone, hey, do you have a bathroom that's a long way away from the living area? Because then if they say, yes, they're basically saying, please put. Because they know what you're asking. You can say yes and thank you actually. I'd go, yes, and thank you downstairs near the garage. We'd be like, look, to be honest, no.

And this, like in this apartment, all pose a communally acknowledged, like we know what's going on. Regardless, if you've popped in for five minutes, till we're gonna come over just to get it done. To catch up, like I just think if you've, to me it's 40 minutes, I said 15 to 20. To catch up. Like, I don't think if you've, to me, it's 40 minutes. I said 15 to 20.

Yeah. Yep. I mean, if I said 5 to 10, because if you're there to get it done, I think you've gone to use the toilet. If it's 5, if you have that's my understanding of this though, because when you need to go, that is all you're doing with your day. Like, that's becomes the priority. Yes.

I was more thinking that if I needed to go and I would find a cafe before going to your house. That's why we have the sneaky boy system. We have the cheeky boy. That's why we have the cheeky boy toilet map where you can have a quick look on that beautiful function to go, okay, well, I know that there is a dry cleaning head office here that has a lobby toilet that I could utilize. A friend of mine, there is where this came a friend of mine, and he's a share house.

Yep. His housemate had a guy come in and they were heading out. He arrived when straight to the toilet and then they both went to the pub. That's not bad. I mean, I think he should have just done it at the pub. Oh, pubs are hard though. Hardiest. You'd rather use a private toilet here in public. I don't know. I don't know.

It is the right, you're right. It is the right thing to do to go to the pub, but the temptation to use a private one is to be honest. Yeah. Yeah. And share house for whatever reason, it feels like you have to give it less respect than it. They're just a single occupants house. Yeah. People are in and out of this property all the time. I mean, over the course of many years, many people have been in this toilet. You're right. If I'd come to your house and you and I were going to the pub, I'm not sure. I would feel less likely to do that. Yeah. But 10 years ago,

when I was living in a share house, you wouldn't mind going out and going out and going out and going out. No, and the thing is that I like unfortunately, I still don't love it when someone else is in there. I have been flying, but even here, like at the station, I find that if I walk in because there's three cubicles and one's occupied, I expect them to leave. Because they could have been in there for a while. We all know everyone's just looking at their phone here at the office. So you go into the toilet and I make a lot of loud noises and I make it obvious, clang in the door. Like, now it's my turn and I'm in here.

The decent thing will be, I don't know and I don't care how long you've been in for. It's time for you to hop out. Because I would have known that that's what that meant. If I heard you clang in around. Well, you're obviously done. Because I would have known that that's what that meant. If I heard you clanging around. Well, you're obviously done. I've heard you've heard Habysh Fangman for, and I like it. It's not working. Oh, here we go.

OK, because if you're not making any noises, you're done. You're just on your phone. All right, so hop out. I'm going to let the rest of us have a go. Thanks for listening. The Hamish Nandy podcast will return next week. Catch up or contribute at hamishanandie.com.