Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 227

Episode Date: August 30, 2023

1. Upset Andy 2. Pizza Lotto conspiracy theory 3. New signatures update 4. Year round turkey 5. Song Sleuth 

A least-nuff production. Activate your internet. Because the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A hoi to me proton. Amish. Very, very small, but very, very useful.

Ahoi to me neutron. Jacko, just as useful, can't have one without the other. Well, science doesn't actually know that. And I mean, you have a place. And I'm an electron. Okay. We are parts of the atom. We are the atom.

Very, very small, very, very useful. But you're the... Often, almost often, I'm a base to your endo. Yeah, you're obviously the positive charge, Sam. Thank you. I've labeled Jack the negative charge. And I actually don't know too much about the atom,

but you are, wasn't around the outside, aren't you, Andy? I've got no charge. I'm not in charge of anything. Actually, you should have put Jack with that. I could be the negative person. I'll swap with you. Does the electric, I can't believe I have any stochastic on the podcast, but does the electron have no charge?

The electron has no charge. That would be my first guess for a charge based parts of the atom. Yeah, yeah, I'm surprised at that. See, this is the fun of science. They're having this chat in the Manhattan project, and they probably knew more about it once they got in there But yeah, the electrons surround the nucleus no charge no charge free of charge Gratis That means Jack should be it because he's always seeking things for no charge

So let's really make that clear actually. No, that's why Jack should be the, is he the neutron? Yes. He's most comfortable, surrounded by things with no charge. Yes, he does. So that's why he does belong in the center of the atom, so he never too upset. So he should be the electron, right? He's the new, no, that's the negative charge.

Yeah, no, yeah, but I'm gonna be back. He'd like a rebate. But I think he's in the middle. He's, is he in the middle of the atom? Surrounded by all the electrons swirling around. That's why he enjoys being at this bathing in a world of no charge. I don't know, nothing, be honest.

I mean, look, let's try and get Stephen Hawking on by the end of the show. But I'm also a Hoi to Sabrina from France. Again, went to hamishneedy.com and she uploaded what she's been doing. Hoi boys and the the air since she's six in French it is Sabrina here and I am on behalf of all the people in France very offended at these of Draghi instead of Dragje which is the way that you say

Chui Draje and I am very offended. Gotcha. What's up? Some kids about Draje mate. They're all about dragis. Yeah. Just wanted to say you have the support of the people of Australia to continue saying Chui Drages. Thank you. say you have the support of the people of Australia to continue saying chewy dragies.

Thank you. And who cares about the French? Ever heard of them? Oh! What a twist. What a mystery. Absolutely Trojan Horse. That is the best mystery going on.

Absolutely Trojan Horse. All French listeners would have been saying, Hazard has a Viva La France. We finally have one of our country women on, fighting the good fight, and then when their guard was down, yeah, absolutely stabbed him in the back, never heard of you. Ha ha ha ha.

I hate you on his control, the top of this show. Here's something you unfortunately have heard of, Ando, but I think it's time that we must do it. We haven't had one of these for the while, nor have we started the show with this for a little while. Oh. Everything is neat and practical, because that's the way he likes it.

But what if it wasn't? Upset Andy. And so many upset Andy's coming in. Just as a new rule going forward, when you say I really need the top of the show, it's like normally something important, like new signatures for us. Yes, like something that we don't get to

and it's going to be like, damn, we ran out of time. Yeah. That's usually the top of the show's the thing that's the highest priority, just to make sure we get to it. So that I don't think you're allowed to include this in? No, but I think I am,

because other way we've just kept running out of time previously. And so this, we've got to get to some of these because they are piling up and you wouldn't like the side of this pile. No, that's true. I mean, even put a fall over at any time. This actually comes in from the US and just due to time difference, can't give them to this particular person, but this is just really tickled my fancy. Both as a pasta fan and as a fast and loose fan. Who are they? What's it?

It comes from Ben. They have a friend. You know when you're cooking pasta, there's a trick where you throw it at the wall. See if it sticks if it's L-Dentay enough and if it's well cooked, it should stick to the wall. This friend of theirs opens the cupboard near the stove, chucks it on the inside of the cupboard. And when it sticks, Ben writes, it absolutely rattled me when I saw that he throws it

against the door and he leaves it there. The door is covered in pasta. Oh my God. The worst part is if you try to take off any of the old pasta bits once they've dried, the paint comes off with it. He's so fast and loose he figures he would just pay for a new door once when he moves out and he'll break even with the amount of time so he'd collection of dried pastries on the inside

of the door. That would upset me. As a fast and loose Italian, no, no, no, is he or she there? Just quickly though, I think if he was too wetted, he might be able to remove it without removing it. No, one's got time for that, my friend. Yeah. Yeah. Might be nice if that sort of random wetness time, not the rest of us may, we are on the move.

But we have a lot banked out and we are good. A hoi-bree. A hoi-boy. What have we got, Bri? So around Christmas time, I bought some new drinking glasses. But I just haven't had a chance to make room for them in our glasses drawer. So, when I unpack the dishwasher, there's some glasses that just won't fit in the drawer. So, I kind of just leave them in the dishwasher for another round.

No, no, no. That's okay, no. Because we're having really clean glasses. No, absolutely. You can't double clean something. And what is a dishwasher, not just a wet cupboard? Like, it's to me. Yeah, this does upset me, Bri.

As soon as we get a new set of glasses, I demo the other glasses and they get put into another drawer. And so they all the same in the actual drawer. There we go. Everyone in the house lines up, claps them out. Is that like it taking, it taking, moved yours clapsing out as I get taken, taken, moved, yours. Thanks to your service.

Thank you, Bri. Sunday. Sunday, a hoi, a hoi Sunday. A hoi. So my boyfriend was in a share house and they've had a new guy move in who also happens to join a TV. That makes two TVs in the house, but the new TV doesn't come on a stand. It's just like it's meant to be mounted on the wall. Obviously, they're not going to mount it on a wall

in a rental. So they've just lented up against the old TV, which actually six up to inches above. Really good. So the old TV's become the new TV's rest. Yes, exactly. I hate that. Yeah, there's so many elements there that Andy wouldn't like. So first of all, a TV surface that's not intended to make contact with another service, which would be the bottom edge of the TV, making contact with another service. Even that would upset Andy. We'll learn the fact it's resting back at an angle. So probably facing slightly to the roof. Is the original TV on a stand?

Yeah, it is. But the new one isn't. And it was almost falling forward. So they've got it resting on like a dimmer on a stand. Yeah, it is, but the new one isn't. And it was almost falling forwards. They've got it resting on like a dimmer for a light. So, it's really just resting there for a sleep. No, not for me, not for me. That's very pretty. But it does fall forward.

There'll be no moment where I was like, what are we going to do now? Well, that's what we're doing now. Use the one behind it. Like they've got a backup, the perfect backup TV literally. Is it back up like when you got two, when you need tennis, tennis balls and backyard cricket, you hit one of the defense like don't care about it. You get cocky when you got four balls. Thank you very much. Sunday. Andrew and Andrew upset and a. Hey, fellas. Are we? Yeah, good mate. Very good. Yeah, basically

my partner has a really nice pair of air pods or she did. She lost them the other week and then I said, oh no worries, we'll just use my iPhone, track the case, turns out she's got the case, she's just lost one of the buds because she just throws them loose in her toe bag. Yeah, I hate that. I knew this would get you in there. Here's the thing, a perfectly made receptacle pleases Andy Sammach. Yes, that's a lot of... A case that fits the thing perfectly pleases him so much. And so conversely, not using that in Rage is him.

Beck has a spot where you place your keys in the car. You don't need the key to start the engine. Yeah, you don't need to put it in that spot. No, but it's nice. It's nice. It's good to do that. Keep it in your pocket. That's what Bianca does as well and just leaves the key sitting on the Senate console. And as soon as she takes the first corner, the key flies off into the passenger side and they're going to pick it up and put it back in there. There you go. If you in. There you go. If you put it in the slot, it'll stay in the slot. Jack's a vital part. Jack's a little slot fan. All right, Rosie. Rosie, let's upset Andy or Hoi. Hoi boys. Hoi. So this is something that my mum did

while she was staying with me. So you know how you get the multipax of disposable razors. Yes. So rather than getting one razor out of time and using it until it goes one, she gets all the raises out of the packet, puts them all in the shower and then rotates through the met random. What good. That is so stupid. That's clever. You just get to have a look at one before you use it. You can use the freshest. You rust them all the little pad that comes to like the gel pad that'll lose its rib and retina. It sort of gives you the excitement as you're in the shower shaving.

I imagine of walking into an orchard and picking a fresh apple. And they're not all giving it this. They're not going to be perfect apples. Yeah, but you pick the best one. Rosie, that's the fun of us. I hate that, but it's not enough to disown your mum. We've got to talk for one more. Rosie, sorry about the way, another Rosie.

No problem with Hoi boys. Oh, hoi. Yeah, and I think my brother would really I'll say you I've got two stories about him actually. Okay. All right, so the first one is I had him over for breakfast one day and I asked him I clean up the table and I looked over and he was putting the ice from our drinks in the bin

and I was like what are you doing? He was like I put the ice in the bin because it's a solid. Solid, yeah, solid. No, it's going to be. No, it's going to be. It's going to be. No, you're talking in the bin. It will change to a liquid over time, but you can't be responsible for the future forms of everything. As it stands, that is a solid to hear. I get that. I have chucked eyes in the bin. I hate that because it does obviously contribute to bin juice, which is the worst form of juice. Next one from your brother.

Next one is when we were little, we had three coffees of the same DVD, except they were all scratched at different points in the movies so we put on the DVD and then you'd watch it until it got scratched, tamed over the DVD, skip it up to the point it was scratched, keep watching it. But the annoying thing was one of the coffees was a blu-ray DVD so we have to tamed over the DVD player as well. What was the movie?

It was Barbie of Perfect Christmas. Timely, Timely, Timely, I mean, that is... We get about by the end of the year as well, so you go to put it on and be like, Oh, right, we got to change the day with it. Three discs change and one player exchange like that. It's like in the old days, you had like books on cassette

over 12 cassettes. Yes. Like, that's a lot of effort. That is a lot like in the old days you had like books on cassette over 12 cassettes. Yes, like that's a lot of effort That is a lot of effort for one. Brody absolutely upset me Thank you very much, but also please tell your brother for you. I'm keep in coming in. There's so many. Thank you Always flawless And a couple weeks ago we had on the show show, not a witch hunt, but a witch. Sniff, sniff, it's tricecnyf out of witch. And you know, the vast majority of people were across it.

It was Alex who had one pizza lotto. Yeah, exactly, yes, the pizza. And we set up a very, very elaborate fake segment to test his integrity. Yes, you nearly sport the whole thing. I did nearly, I did nearly spoil it. I was watching the TV at the time. I had didn't realise we'd transitioned from rehearsals to opening night.

Yep. But I think anyone that's seen that video on our socials all listened to the episode. Go and check it out. We never, we never tell we would have go to our party. You love it, you love it the most. It's a favorite because I've seen seen so many times in my life. We're home.

It really is the perfect encapsulation of the true homeless in any spirit. I perhaps had a lapse of concentration and any perhaps a little too uptight that such an error had occurred because you wave me off. You just be right. You just be right. Closely followed by both of us.

He's getting ourselves. So there was some cuffuffle there, obviously, like during the laying of the trap, but it didn't matter. It didn't matter. So if you remember Alex, you got through and he was like, yep, so great integrity. When we tried to trick him, he knew the answer to a test.

He didn't know that we knew he knew the answer to the test. And he came forth and said, no, guys, I've got to be honest here. I'd be cheating if I answered you. We went, well, that was the test. That was the test. That's like worth thing for anyone's for me with chocolate factory. Okay, so unfortunately, I thought we'd put it to bed. Then I get the same up. Do you have Hamish, Andy, and number six. It's with a heavy heart that I write regarding the recent which sniff out, brackets not hunt, involving the pizza lotto, possible scandal. Sadly, whilst you guys seem to have been satisfied with this proceedings, something hasn't been sitting right with me, and I think I know what it is.

It came at what should have been the crowning moment of your trap, the moment where you caught the witch cheating. I think you guys had set up the ultimate test, and I think you knew that too. Even with Ham's blunder, which wasn't heard in the end, it was flawless. But somehow it didn't work. To me, Alex, who was the... Yeah, but possible witch, seemed far, far, far too calm when he revealed he'd heard Mike.

There were no nerves in his voice, no discernible hesitation, almost like, dot dot dot, he expected it. Really? Now I understand the accusation I'm leveling here, but I feel I have no choice. I think he was tipped off. I think you've got to rat in the ranks.

Yes. Oh, okay. Jack, I've isolated the audio of when he says I actually, you're right. I have a bit of a confession to make, but I think Mike might know what's going on with this. What's that? Before he pre-entered me over to Ufellas, I may or may not have heard him accidentally say aloud the number of goodies on the table.

So I don't know what we want to do here fellas. So this e-mailer thinks that that just came out, it was too neat. Right. He also writes a little sentence here about how when he guessed the pizza, he's a lot of it. His reaction was subdued. Yes, we, which we weren't about, that was the whole reason. We identified that. What I think think we're finding and I don't want to step on this guy's evidence. I think Alex is a pretty relaxed dude. Well, I think it's just further down claim that the first one was real and the second one's also he goes on here this down this darren

because sadly, I think the rat is Mike. I do Because sadly, I think the rat is Mike. I do, but that might be the case. Yep, I hate to say it boys. You've got a Weasel Anna Rat in the studio. It's a goddamn rodent fest in there. Think about it. Why was Mike so bad during rehearsal? Yeah.

Okay, interesting. He had to have like 10 goes at getting his delivery ride. Why? Because he never expected he'd have to rehearse. He'd always planned to throw it. He knew the outcome too. Somehow, and Andy, with your Laura and Order S for you, expertise, maybe you can fill in the gaps here.

Somehow, Mike knows this pizza lot of winner and was helping him avoid detection. Wow. Have a listen, this is Mike getting his rehearsals wrong. Okay. All right, I'll just pop you on hold, Alex. All right, thanks, Mike. Awesome. Hey, it's 16, Carly, right?

Is that good? Oh, where's your realization? He doesn't know. Yeah, he doesn't know. He was shot at this. He got it, then you go, oh, hang on. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, okay.

Do you want to do, okay? I do, actually. Yeah, don't have a lot of ghost in it, because you never really, I don't know what I was listening for a bit Well, I think we're listening I think we were hearing there that Mike was surprised to be doing the rehearsals because in in he was maybe just gonna be like He was happy to do it poorly because that's where the accusation is that Mike already talked to Alex and it was just gonna be It was pointless anyway. Yeah, he didn't have to care about acting because he'd already spoken to Alex that morning

and tipped him off, this is what's going to happen. Okay. So at the end here at Darren writes, I think it's worth mentioning that while Hamish was the one that made the most obvious one on the day, no one intent on a cover-up would be watching TV during the most dangerous part of the mission. That's fair enough. I think we can chalk that up to Kale'sness. So the innocent, he's in the clear. That's fair enough. I think we can chalk that up to Kailasness of the innocent. He's in the clear So he finishes by saying for some reason Mike is in this deep and it stinks to high heaven

Flash him out You know, I love accusing someone of something Anything. Yeah, I love a witch hunt. Yeah, I just I can't I was looking desperately for things to grab I love a witch hunt, yeah. I just, I was looking desperately for things to grab off. I'm like, there, there. What do you think, Chan? I sort of agree with Annie's, like there is no hard or even soft evidence. I'm sure enough.

And you write, you write back to that guy and you tell him. Yeah, well, who is this guy? Darren, I think I said. Yeah, but, Did you ride that? Did you ride? I did have my suspicions. I did ride it. No one had sent that in, but I feel some people would think that.

I was so into wonder why you were showing so favorably at any moment. I think a lot of people felt that. And I just see for anyone was wondering that Mike had maybe tipped this guy off, I just wanted to show that we would have taken such an accusation seriously. Although, I never received such an email. But I got to say on the day, the so much is going on. I thought, this someone might accuse Mike, you're of tipping him off. You know what's happened? James caused the biggest blunder during the figure. Now he's just looking for someone else to shift a bit of shade onto it. I respect that. I've got Mike and my crosshands there. Thank you. Mike is innocent, but of course, accusations stick. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK Gentlemen, now it's been a little while since my grand active generosity shouting you guys a brand new signature. Yes, yes, I just find something the

other day and I thought well not many times more than I have to do this old one. I'm going to get out of this clunker. I'm going to do my new Ferrari signature. If you've just joined the podcast for the very first time, welcome by all means, But last week on the pod ham, you presented us a gift, which was a new signature. We paid different amounts for a calligraphy expert to offer us a new signature that will become a cool new signature that will probably use for life because obviously ours have been sub-stated. I had a few people go, hang on, you really quickly set at the end.

How come it, but you don't have to legally change anything? And that's, that we did gloss over that a bit because I think that's what a lot of people go, hang on, but why would you update your signature like, you know, you got to update all your forms? According to the website, now bearing in mind, I know this is the same website that's charging us $80 to get a new calligraphic signature. They say you can change your signature because it's the fact that you did it.

That's the legally binding thing, not necessarily what it looks like. But it takes a lot of work. You have to go into banks, etc. to update signatures. But they're saying you don't. But they just say they're meant to match a signature. That's what I'm saying. On the market of a credit card, they can ask you to sign something and then match it up. So there's the website again. There's a website. This is their argument to it because I guess they do have skin in the game here. They want to sell people in your signatures.

They're saying, no, no, no, you don't have to change anything. You can just start using your new signature. And the legal aspect of a signature is the fact that you did it, not necessarily what it looks like. But I suppose proving you did it is the tough bit, isn't it? Well, easy thing for criminals to get around because when they say, match the signature, you go, well, I'm trying out a new signature. That's what I thought. Yeah. And then when you go, prove you did it. I swear I did that one. I'll see if I'm an affidavit.

And what's this? It's with the new signature. And you saw me do that one. So I'm really doing it. Yeah. So we've got that to come. Now, well, I mean, we've got that small hoop to jump through, but let's just assume that we're all good on that front. Was I right in remembering? Because there was, there's the entry level package,

which is a professional calligrapher. Then there's the prized calligrapher. And then I got the most experienced artist. Did I get, I've got number one difference. Head calligrapher. I think it was. Yeah, great. That's, yeah, that's the head calligrapher. Well, but the only hand is the most exclusive armoured client. Yeah. That's the most experienced artist in the stable. I was sitting around going, why haven't I had anything for these guys? Then I remembered I'd forgotten to actually order them. LAUGHTER So, knowing we were coming on the show, quick as a flash, I was able to quickly before the show began today, put the orders in.

Right. And that, sorry, I heard you Andy is middle-run. No, I think I was... I think I was bottom, so I was knowing bottoms, sorry Jack, I think I was. You've been demoted to just a professional. I'm not sure we could have yet have till the day. Anyway, I thought I could get away with it too, to be like, oh geez, I better get this order in for the show.

And knowingly it says you'll be contacted by your person, your case manager within 24 hours. So that's going to be, you know, sometime over another update next week. Could look like that. Yeah, I think it is looking about that although have now actually put the order through. And, you know, it's on its way. So the exciting thing for this coming week is there's going to be a getting to know you period for all of us with our artists, where they vibe out what sort of thing we want

and we sort of tell them what we can handle. Is that over the phone? Is that over the phone? Is that over the phone? Was that about the thing? So it might be over email, but I think there's an interview process. Oh wow. Just remember those guys and they'll run you through this. You've got to, like, you have to then put the reps in at signature gym because they send you the sheets that you have to practice. So don't, you know, if you're going to do 500 of an exercise, you'd rather do is just, just don't make it a very complicated one, because I know the temptation will be to put a lot of flourishes in, but at the time. But I think you can talk to them how flourishing you want it. Right. But you want that, you want to take advantage of a calligraphy,

and so you want flourish. That's true. I mean, I am Scratchy one. That's what we already have. Look, it's up to everyone else. Maybe I am. Look, I do obviously have the most experience out of so I probably will earn more up that end of the scale like more of a declaration of Independence kind of signature. But when you guys since you've got sort of low talent artists, you might not want to push in that hard. Well, I mean, will these be, if we do get to the Northern territory, and this is the other, it's actually the main reason I think we want this to try

and get a piece deal between the crock, I mean, crock businesses. Will we use these signatures? Definitely. I actually think that now becomes the main reason she used them. Because if it's okay with you guys, I was thinking when we do that trip, if we go up to broker peace in the North, we, we get a scroll or a parchment made and this and framed that we can hang somewhere up there. And we want parchment worthy signatures. It should hang on that bridge that separates the two. I think you think more of the bridge.

It says free one. No, I wouldn't be interested. It's not on my vicinity. I would bridge. There's room to decorate it. to have flags for different reasons. Would. We ask, we do two. Oh, that would be nice. One for each office. And one has to hang them at each place. Each others.

Yeah. So it's an acknowledgement that there is peace between the businesses and they both, they both highlight a positive aspect of the other business. That's a suggestion. Then we get a plaque made of the parchment, a complete with signatures, and we affix that underneath the bridge. Yes.

Yes. I look forward to talking to our artists. Quick update. Just turn the mics back on. As we turn the mics off, we realized, yes, we'll get these forms sent to us for our new signatures. But wouldn't it make more sense to choose each other's signatures? Well, we know each other better than we know ourselves. I think that's fair. Yeah. And we decided through using a randomizer that Andy found on the internet. Yes. We quickly assigned each other each other's signatures.

So I'll fill out the form for Jack's signature. I'm pleased to say I have Andy's already got a few ideas on that sleeve. All right. And so I'll be in charge of Hamish's signature. Yeah. And then we'll get to reveal into each other. Yep. And then obviously we'll use them for the rest of time, individually.

Individually. And knowing that we have the full power of three different levels of calligraphy, yep, behind us. And you have known me for a long time, Jackie, too. And I'd say you would be aware of a lot of the causes I'm passionate about. Here's one I probably haven't shared with you guys publicly, but I'm very passionate about it. I would like to see Turkey recognized as a year-round meat option

rather than a Christmas meat. I feel like it is. I feel like it is. It is. It is. It is. You go into a deli and you can get a turkey sandwich and that is right up there. It's just as likely a choice as am. Yeah, but they don't have as good a chicken as we do. Don't they?

Chicken though. No, no. We do much better in a, you know, or the again, like the good quality chicken. Like you can't get a lot of anti-bikes. Super market chicken. A roast chook. Not barbecue. Yeah, I would love to see.

So I think that's what more barbecue turkeys next. I'm not saying full roast dinner size, but isn't, but even just the turkey breast. Could it, would it kill them to put turkey breast in the same? I think it would sell out. And I think if Coles and Woolies are always looking at ways to beat each other, be the turkey leader. Okay. Be the turkey, be the person that leads from the front with turkey breast. I think because it's a food we want to eat, no one's upset when they see it at Christmas.

It's why can't we have more of it year round? It's harder to cook turkey, so you run the re-try harder. Okay, well. But then do we do like they do the cook chickens at the supermarket? more of a year round. It's harder to cook, Turkey, so you run the... Try harder. But then do we do like they do the cook chickens at the supermarket? Would you do it? Andy, what's upon a time chickens were harder to cook. They knew it was. People put the work in and they learned how to cook them.

If it's a learning thing, let's just try practice. Just practice makes perfect and we can cook, Turkey. Our chickens are so plump, that they're almost... Hey, are you doing it out? Turn into a whole lot more chickens again. You're saying Australian chickens are almost turkey size. Yeah. No, no, no. They're not.

Yeah. I don't know. I'm not, I'm not discounting the fact I'm very proud of our chickens in the way we grow and marinade and cook and sell our chickens in our supermarket. So, I agree, I've never seen the rotisserie chook. You don't get it that much in America. The thing about the chook is, I know it is a much bigger bird, but it is a meat.

It's delicious. And it's more delicious than a chook. Well, look, it's horses for courses. What's, you know, meat, that's how it's made. Well, I mean, obviously they have different tastes, but I think it's just as popular. Like, no, well, my argument is chickens just done well branding wise. It's everywhere. Like the world eats ridiculous and out of chickens. We do know that. We could probably eat less. You know, but there's, chickens is just everywhere. I just think that there is space for Turkey to come in as a better option.

Why are we only having it at Christmas dinner? Now, you can get turkey breast. You can go to the butcher, you can get sliced turkey breast. It's just not everywhere. And I just don't think it gets the press that is, I think it's a marketing problem to be honest. And I tell you who's trying. I'll tell you who's trying. Who's trying specifically.

Pickleball is huge in America. That's the funny little game of tennis. Plus the strength for the world. But then for your argument, for your size-backers argument, Pickleball's chicken and tennis is turkey. So we only have grand slams for turkeys, the big version. There's not enough room. I think for turkey.

I don't think, I think we got this. There is. Now while I think what I'm saying, and you can use the pickle ball analogy is in America, they paint the pickle ball court on top of tennis court so that you can just use them interchangeably sometimes. So maybe we could put turkey breasts in the rotisserie chicken base. Yes. And there's a bit less chicken on the market and a bit more turkey.

Okay. Yeah. So we're not we're not we're not increasing our overall meat consumed. We're just adding a little bit more variety for those of us that don't want to just eat turkey in the festive season. You know, there is a nice thing we'll be relieved. Mm hmm. Chicken.

This is great will be relieved. Chicken. This is great news for chickens. There will be there will be one generation of chickens, of course, that the farmers were growing them to be eaten. And then the rules changed. Yeah, rule changes came in that now we're going to see a lot

more turkey. And there will be one generation of chickens that dodges, um, having to be eating that they should do like one season of bargain price chickens to get those out of the system. Oh, so you say kill them. I was thinking more of a chicken amnesty where they could retire to a forest.

Well, I mean, your, your life, the jack on the other hand is offering bargain chickens. I know you'll be first in line for the bargain chicken. Your ass is in so noble like it's, it's people who fight for let's eat less chicken. Your watch isn't so noble like it's it's people who fight for let's eat less chicken. I'm going to be just some of our turkeys saying we should eat less animals on the whole. Sure sure. No we're all coming out from different angles but what I'm saying is he's he's where I'm not alone because I sort of go mind the only one thinking we want turkey all year round we want March turkey. I'm not And I tell you who else is on my side, the cranberry industry. Oh, very much.

Because I do buy sliced turkey at the deli, because I like a turkey sandwich at home. And of course, I buy a cranberry. The cranberry sauce that I buy are quietly, low-key also pushing to get Turkey recognized as a year-round meat. and I'll tell you why. They're slogan. They're slogan on the cranberry sauce that I buy is quote a delicious year-round treat. They know, they know sales are sparking in December, disproportionately and they would like to see cash flow the whole year.

That slogan has come out of a boardroom with an angry boss pointing at the December spike and pointing at the January to November slump going, fix this. And they're okay, we'll tell everyone it's a year round treat. I saw it. The problem is, what do you eat cranberry on if not turkey? No one's going just to cheese and cranberry sauce sandwich things. It's a good attempt from them. It's up there with the spice that I saw in the coverage one.

It was specifically the supermarket. On the side of it said, you can use on everything. I love that. It's like the ones where they go, yeah, he's this, you know, he's granola. What do you have it for breakfast? Don't forget lunch, those. Brink with on some yoga and I'll have lunch. Why don't I have it with ice cream?

You know, we recommend a bag of day. Hey, it's been a while since we've done one of these, so I'm bringing it out again. This sounds like this, sounds like this, sounds like this, if this sounds like that I'm your man. Andy Lee, Song Sluth. People send the men, which I interrogate. This one's come from an insider, Mike Liberale. Podcast Mike said, hey, put your snout in this trough. Yeah.

Do you sloofer? Yeah. And what can't he do? Sloof Mike. And I think he's under something here. Jung Kook is a member of BTS, the Korean pop sensation, and he's gone out on his own. Remember we talked about this with one direction. It was a race, it was an arms race to see who could get a song out first, because I think the song first song out, you normally get a good, you've got a

good wave to ride. I mean, not that we studied the one direction phenomenon too heavily, but by my memory, Nile Horan, not Harry Styles. Was it Harry Styles immediately? No, I think it was Zane. Zane went first, so you can't start a step. I feel like Noel was on the other end where he was almost like the fifth, and by that stage you're like, well, you're just doing it because everybody else is doing it. You reckon by the stage is like, well, I'm as, oh yeah, the mayor's well too. A little bit of a hobby was the one that just... I didn't think Louis did anything, which is a shame because I always had him down

as the hottest. I mean, not these days. Not these days, I think, obviously Harry. Harry, Trumped everyone. Yeah, you know, he's the gold standard. But anyway, that was the one, D-Fing. When BTS has the BTS army, and you obviously the army reports

to six generals or have many guys are in BTS. But if one general goes rogue, how much of the army will the obviously is done the maths to go I think if I go rogue first they'll follow me. Well people are loving this song. The army has followed. And I reckon them might be a reason people are loving this song because really I'll be touched familiar but anyway this is the song it's called seven. I actually have a note before and it sounds eerily similar to the kind of educational songs that make children I mean it sounds like your time's table's album, but this is the album to teach kids how many days are in the week and what their names are.

I actually finally have some of Andy's time table CD, somebody's sent it in. Really? Time to jump, jiggle and jive. One five is five. Two five is ten. Three, four is fifteen. Four five is twenty five. Two five is twenty five.

One five is twenty five. Two five is twenty five. One five is twenty five. I mean that's not part of the song sloth but it's great work Chang the slowest band push I am fit. And Jack G.P.T. And he's and you Yeah, that's why we were in shock. You have one reference to it. And already the grabs fly. That is suspicious.

That is suspicious. Someone is trying to deflect away from the real Jack. Someone is trying to deflect away from the rap player there, Jack. Don't you think? I mean, you know, in the rap game, there's spitten mad bars, but that was very good diction, very good diction for the fives. It certainly wasn't. It's not the coolest rap.

Anyway, let's get back to the cut task again. I'll remind you of the new... Sorry, it's like you're full. Sorry, speaking of numbers, he's the song about 7 days, you'll be. Now that's sounding like a great pop song. And then Radio Mike, podcast Mike said, reminds me of this song. So obviously a slower beat going there. The sped up scrubs, both the songs that describe something.

Obviously scrubs describes who and what a scrub is. Yes. And what they do. And then the BTS song that scrubs who and what a week is. And how many days make one at a. So yeah, there's another similarity. Yeah, there's just, but does it's a group of songs? So just because you've sped something up

doesn't necessarily make it a new song. So obviously went to the lab with Mashi. You spent a lot of time on the lab. This is Scrubs sped up, but it starts with the seventh, the song seven, and then into no Scrubs. I'm amazed you say when they throw, they ride these, but it isn't made me.

I'm thinking of a person first decide if it's best for the try and try and do all the enemy. Mm. Play the seven one again. To me, you know how has that double drum? You know what I'll do? That's classic. So that's a drum as you're hearing that,

but I want to see if that occurs. Well, let me play the same thing. There's been no pitch replacement at all. So it's the exact same pitch. Let me play the same thing, There's been no pitch replacement at all. So it's the exact same pitch. Let me play the same thing, but I'll start with scrubs then into seven. Right. Okay. Yeah.

Unfortunately, the drum line is really similar to me and I don't need a I don't need no labs to tell me that. I've got my ears and my feels. What's wrong Jack? Well, drum's just so similar for any song. Like here we go. Here we go. Downplay my, downplay my ability to end feel music.

Of all the things, if I had to listen to things civil, I wouldn't have said the drums are in the same tone. Drums are in the similatone, both songs. They're both using similar parts of the drum, the kick, the snare. Because we've got... We're not like, you'd know Jack, since you gave away my drum. I still don't know about drums. You don't know where the kill is though.

I'd like you to know that. Modern days there, because there's so many different examples of where you need to use music and different rights and advertising and TikToks and all that kind of thing. We can get the stems more easily these days and Marshy managed to locate it. That stems, do you? Yeah. Right under the big cake usually. Usually quite wet.

Sniff them off and the song will last longer. Sorry. Music too. For just all the individual bits. Yep. In comments. So this is seven, the song, the instrumental, but no scrubs the lyrics over the top of it. Where's the drums?

The drums, the drums are the original. So all the instruments from Jean-Couc and Han Seven, and just the vocals. And so the theory being, if this matches up, we feel like this is the, if this sounds like the beloved song, no scrubs, we all know and love. Might be different. Some trickery is it Jack? The very similar One last one from Marci. He's a... How many more combinations can they be? Now, to like...

Now they're thinking about how they do want scrubs, but a week is only three days long. Let's hear a week ending on Wednesday. We've done every single combination. Good point. God save. Send this man to the far-ex-cott. I'm just passing it this time. He did it. We forest got... He did a passing at this time.

He did a good job. He got a police hacker through every single finger with index finger. Match. Middle finger. Match. Pinky. Yeah, we get it. They're all, if all the fingerprints are there, he's guilty.

That's right. All right, what have you got, though? Since Maschie's done the work. He's done the work. And he said, this is interesting. I did find it. He said, I'm just using nose grubs, the vocals. Yes. He's a bit the in breath of Jean-Glaude.

Instrumental. He said, I just started them both from the start. Right. See how they felt. So this is the extra start of the song. It's spoiler alert. It's not gonna clear his name. Let's have a listen. I don't want to give you mine and no, I don't want to meet you nowhere, no, I don't want to know your time and no, I don't want no struggles, I don't want to get it for it.

Even if you just start them both. Hey, did the other song kick in? No, the other song is just playing. It's playing. It's the... Wow. There is such a thing as too much of a final summation to the jury. Be careful. Too many pieces of evidence.

Be careful, the prosecution is warned to be careful. You're losing the jury's attention. The jury. Yeah. And that's easier to say not guilty. Not guilty, so to me, I still can't use. Based on length of case. Well, he'll be thrilled to get up.

Solid evidence. He'll be through to kill me thrilled. Apparently, the prosecutor had two good occasions. It was so airtight, no one could breathe. They all passed out. contribute at www.heimlisenandy.com