Hamish & Andy - Hamish & Andy 2023 Ep 233

Episode Date: October 11, 2023

1. Fill a gap...with Andy's fake tooth 2. Hamish actually can't be a GP for a day 3. Note sniffer Josh - Special Skill 4. Chit Chat Campion: Father v daughter 

A least-knife production. Activate your internet. Because the Hamish and the podcast starts in three, two. Sorry, still buffering. One. A hoi to the Lion, Hamish. I'll take animals that we think of when we say the person's name and whose qualities the person represents.

For $100, thank you, Anno. And Mata say, I am in fierce agreement with you. I am a lion. A Hoi to me, which, Jacko? Well, not an animal's zone. And I would say I'm not a lion. A hoi to me which, Jacko? Well, I'm not a animal, so. And I would say, I'm not a lion with it, and I would say, I know what we are. We're Nania, I am the wardrope.

Right. Right, you're rare for you not to give yourself a lion. Well, step on him, guys. Well, actually, you don't. You're magical. You don't step on him. There's the lion. I haven't seen that.

I haven't seen that. I think the lion lives in Nania. He can't come in. Yeah haven't seen that. I think the line lives in Narnia and he can't come in. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the king, isn't he? Yeah. I'm basing all of this off the trailer. And the witch probably lives in Narnia as well. I'm the only the kids live in the real world.

Well, I never know what the witch is up to. I'm sure, and again, haven't seen it, don't aim our line. But I'm sure, if you're in charge of that franchise, as if there's not a bit where they escape into the real world, I mean, that's minute screen that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

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to further our own interests. It could be. People will be thinking about that. I don't think that actually happens from my recollection of the line, which the word I'm, I'm, hey, man. What's your recollection of you?

I think they stay, you know, it's Narnia, isn't it? Yeah, I think they stay in Narnia. I even know the name of the world. How can we trust your recollection? I think in the original book, the original book, they just stay in the world. The line, all the witch come into the kid's world.

Ever. I don't think it's ever. So they don't do a jamunji. You don't have a lion running through the house. No, there's no misdopportunity. And then Mr. Humnus, is what Jack kind of looks like. It's kind of looks like. Kinda.

Yeah. It's amazing. You, you, you. It's an amazing likeness. He's Jack, it is an amazing woman. Half man, half goat. He does look a lot like a fawn, yeah. It does look a lot like Jack.

Ah, ah, ah. And I, as the lion, and at a classic sort of half man, half lion, but born with the head of a lion. You're full lion. You're full lion. I'm a mistake at the... Hoi, the Inti, who told us what he's up to at HamishNeed.com. Hoi, Hamish, Andy, and number 60.

Inti here, big fan. And I've just been reflecting on how the shapes of the first letter of each of your names in body who each of you are as people. For example, there's A for Andy, A's a strong triangle shape and I think Andy leads the way forward like a powerful arrow for the team. Okay. And then there's H for Hamish, which is another strong robust shape, a bit wider, which is the body of the team and the pillars of strength. And then I suppose there's Jay for Jack,

a bit more of a flimsy little. I was not sure about that one, but I think it does look a little bit like the tail of a weasel. Anyway boys, love your work. Ciao, ciao. LAUGHTER LAUGHTER

So good time, it's not flimsy. It's pretty flimsy. You couldn't balance it. Like it needs someone else to stand. That's really easy. Honestly, Jack, in engineering terms, you've got the A frame, well known, well known house structure,

especially for Alpine regions. You've got an H beam, which is like an I beam, like one of the strongest structures you can have in bridge construction. You don't see a lot of J stuff. No. You see that can crack under pressure.

The J is more of a hanging letter. Like it would hang nicely from something. But you would. It's well known, a J can hang. Yeah, it hoogs. It hoogs itself onto other things. It hoogable. Yeah, it does, doesn't it?

It hangs off. It hangs off. It hangs off. So, Inti has raised some interesting points there. That doesn't it, it hangs off. It hangs off. It hangs off off. So, Inti has raised some interesting points. I think it's super creative and certainly unprovoked. I'm just trying to have a go at the structural integrity of the first letter of your name is one of the more outrageous

burns I've been. But he still feels, everything in my body feels like I need to defend it. No, there was so many great jacks and Johns and Janet. Jack's already thinking about how weak an eye is for him to be like, oh really mate, well a team, you wouldn't hold up too much stuff, but you wish you were an age. Ha ha ha. Hey, I asked for the top of the show today, because I was really excited.

Yeah, one of the moving house, going through boxes of stuff that you realized you shouldn't have probably moved from the other house. And I discovered something that was very exciting. You said me quite, you actually said me a few artifacts from along the journey. And he's been sending me some, it's like a modern day archeological dig

and he just like holding up a Dave Hughes DVD and he's like, you should I keep this? Yeah, I just, just the important things made it across. So did you keep the Hughesy dig? Did you know that is not made it across? You can probably stream it now. I think I said, Hughesy do you want this this I think I sent it to him and he said what do you mean you throwing that out? And I didn't why if you if you wrote back name three jerks from this

What I found was this old companion Gross yeah, that's the tooth. The tooth? Where I... That was your fake tooth. Yes, my fake tooth. The good... The purpose built for me, I lost my front left tooth after a nice hockey instant. I slipped over. You... That you and I... Well, wasn't it? I slipped over. I slipped over. Or we weren't playing a match. We're having a good tap around and you slipped over.

We were only on the call for two minutes from memory. Yeah, that's how little we know about the sport. We didn't even know what the surfers were playing on the call. Yeah, so tap around for Istand the Laos Isochi team, which, you know, we've talked about before on the show. Then there was a slip over and he just sort of slipped forward. I remember it that time. We don't know why he slipped.

But you slipped over. Bit of a mill house. Bang. Toots gone. And I turned up for skating practice the next week. Jackie where there I think Jess might have come as well. But the gusto was out of the team. That's day job to Andy.

Andy had shown us how easy it was to get injured, even just during a tap around. Yes. So I found this. And a lot of good memories, Ham. I remember when we had meatloaf on the show, when we were wearing minced meat on our feet for mince loafers. You have meatloafers? For meatloafers, sorry. And he didn't really acknowledge them. And we got, I mean, that was a strange one wasn't it? When he came in and we gone and bought four packs of mints and just essentially cut a slit in the, like from the supermarket, just cut a slit in the plastic, slit our feet in.

Yeah. We're having a right-old giggle before he came in going, look at this, meat loafers. He's gonna love this. He's gonna love this. To be fair, if I was in his position and someone walked in and they'd made a shoe-based kind of my name, I don't know what the weeks do. There's not what you can do. I don't know what we expected.

Oh, that's great. It was like, oh, he just didn't know what to do. Two were with me. Two were with me. Because of the kids. And this is before he had the kind of non-performance at the AFL Grand Final that kind of ended any trips to the Australian, to Australia for him. So he was still big at the time.

He just didn't acknowledge them. You and I got the giggles. And when you were trying to hold in the laugh, you put up a pressure in your mouth and my tooth flung out. And for that. Could handle the hate. That was exciting for me, life.

It also used to come out during torque breaks from the radio and I've got one here for us to. You would fling out quite a bit. I mean, at the start of this you were bragging about how well it was custom made for my mouth, so I think, I don't think it was. I think it was just off the rack and the guy went, yeah, yeah, it's custom because that thing flew out all the time. He had some live flings.

This was one of the, why does Christmas have a monopoly on the word Mary? Maybe it's because everyone sits down and there's a lot of maybe I'm doing. Mary Mary's just had, they're very just stave and mind. I enjoy the sitting aspect. I know you do. Sorry everyone, you've lost you too. I think I've got you with my left hand. Yeah, that's not cool, mate. It would fly a lot. It would fly a lot. But what I thought, I mean, it's there.

There's people out there that don't have a front left tooth. They're missing it, maybe temporarily. Maybe they've just missed it this week. Oh boy. Oh boy, we thought the toilet was bad. I'm like, we thought, try to make Jack take a second hand toilet was bad. Now this thing, how old, it's 12 years since it's cut through any food. Yeah, 12 years since it's been used.

Yeah, which is great. I mean, it's better than if it was been used for 12 years, because then I've been a little bit more dead. Oh, I can't say that. 12 years of use in it. When you're, when you're obviously buying a car, less mileage, the better. Sure. So you reckon still got plenty of good jump and lifting?

Oh yeah, I've run, and today I want to launch this. Hi, I'm Andy Lee, and I'm pleased to launch the Feel the Gap initiative today. There are times in life when you might find yourself toothless. You could, for example, be playing ice hockey with a close friend called Hamish who passes the puck behind you and you lean back to try and get it because the pass was so bad and you end up falling and smashing your teeth in and he never apologizes for the pass being that bad or offers to pay your dental bills. Slip forward.

As an example. Well, let us feel the gap. If you're missing a front left tooth, the number nine central incisor, or find yourself missing a front left tooth, the number nine central incisor, we'll feel the gap. The gap between the original and your replacement and the gap in your face. So are you offering to pay money for people's dental stuff? No, I would have seen this. No, I would have seen this. It's just a bit clear.

So in between getting, there's an awkward moment when you've lost a tooth in between getting into the dentist to actually get it properly fixed, you have a gap. We're going to fill the gap between one being knocked out and your new one being replaced. We're also going to fill the gap in your face. So this is not a one off. You want people to use it and then send it back. They have to send it back. Yes. You're going to fill the gap in your face. So this is not a one-off, you want people to use it and then send it back. They have to send it back. Yes, if something.

You're going to run the admin on this? Yes, so what? How much do you want? Do you want calls, taking applications, and then what? Like, run an Excel spreadsheet or like an IKAL who's got the tooth, wins it, you back. Similar to when we did the mallets for monies for mates.

Yeah, we did rent out my mallet for God's frozen in hairspray and put on to a swimming cap. So we'll, I mean, gee, if people want, if people, we still have that mallet too. I mean, if you're in a situation where you're bald and missing a tooth and you, and you would like both, it's pretty close to identity theft, to be honest. Getting very close to using, that's a lot of our features. That's a great idea. So people can write in if you miss a tooth. Special preference will be given to you if you're bald and you can use the mullet and the tooth. Yes, be worn though. It's a short term mullet wear because your head gets very hot because it's

swimming cat. Absolutely. It does a breathe. And so, yes, hamishanning.com, the mulletware because your head gets very hot because it's swimming cat. Absolutely. It doesn't breathe. And so, yes, haymuchinning.com, the Mullet, yes, special consideration for those that are bald, but you have to upload a photo proving the loss of teeth. I don't want to actually fit into anyone's mouth. I hope so. Right. So it's a Cinderella situation. That's a no.

Clear enough. Like so close enough should be good. Like if you were, I mean, it's not a Cinderella situation. Clear enough. So close enough, it should be good. If you... Well, I mean, it's not a Cinderella situation. No, that was the opposite. I mean, the ugly sisters tried to jam their foot in, but they were found out. If it's turned out to be a perfect fit while we're doing this rental program, that person can keep it forever.

They're the Cinderella. Lovely. But in the meantime, you've got a chance. I mean, just slip it in when you're taking a group photo. Just so it helps, you know, feel that awkwardness where you've got a tooth missing from. Could I throw something else out here? I, look, for the record, I still think me giving away the incircuita on the show was the best thing we've ever given away. I actually think we're a very happy customer out there that did feel their sink gap.

Certainly better than the sticks you gave away. I think people loved sticksmas. Oh, I'm not sure about sticksmas. However, well, we might be sticksmas back this year. I forgot about sticksmas. We've got a lot of people who had a good use for a stick. Probably the person that got the worst end of the stick was, I can't remember who had to send them out,

but who had to post back the stick. Who had worst end of the stick was, I can't remember who had to send them out, but we're going to post back the stick. We're going to post back the sticks out. Can I just throw this out there? Maybe we use this, maybe we don't, but it's pretty normal for those that have been to the Northern Territory to Darwin and the surrounding areas in Croc Country to, as a souvenir, by a Croc's tooth. They do fall out. You can buy a Croc's tooth to, as a souvenir by Croc's tooth, they do fall out. You can buy a Croc's tooth necklace,

like a shark's tooth necklace. Since we're going to Darwin, I mean, I know you've got your program here, but if it hasn't been rented out, do we make a necklace out of it? Yes, yes. That we then present to the Croc operators that we're doing the piece to,

or from, we're like, you know, it's a way for us to show respect to the croc operators that we're doing the piece to, or from what we like, you know, it's a way for us to show respect to the crocs is to give a tooth back. No, I don't know exactly how it works if we make a croc at all with an ice. That is the perfect switch, or if we cut it into, what about it? And we make an Andy Tooth necklace to the operators.

So spectacular gets one and original gets one. I think this is a great idea. We always wanted a plaque to put up at the bridge. It's representing the teeth. Put your tooth in the plaque. Well, yeah, and there I think you're right. I think if they've got a baby crock each that we can have it wear. If the tooth is worn, necklace worn. As a symbol, that's a photo opportunity that we just have a shot of a crock wearing a human tooth necklace. Yes. Yes.

In that, Jack's not even on, he's giving it a thumbs up. I'm just, I'm a big confused bag. I'm actually just saw Jack's hand going, oh, I'm going to run. I'm so tired, I want to go home. I think we get a baby crock wearing a human tooth necklace. And then that's the photo opportunity and then that's not confusing, Jack. No, you're right. Then we put the necklace on a plaque and that plaque is potentially on the bridge if we manage to get peace in the north.

Sorry, I thought you were still dividing that tooth into, and then I was thinking, is it two different crocodiles held by each owner or one crocodile with two necklaces? I understand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're up early. And also, just, there was a lot of options flying around there. And originally, I was thinking each owner

could wear half the tooth. Oh, I bet. You see, friendship necklaces sometimes or like two lovers wear and bring it hard together. I know. I like that symbolism, but I think we're trying to cram too much into it here. And then I also think of people on the tour go,

hey, what's with your necklaces girl? It's half a Van Dandy Lee's old fake tooth. For anyone not familiar with the story, it's just gonna be a nightmare for them to explain the backstory. Exactly. Maybe I think it's simpler, we keep it as one tooth, make a necklace out of it,

and then each person, each operation gets to hold, have a photo with a baby crock with the human tooth necklace around its neck. That's a lot easier to explain. Yep. It's just a fun photo. Yeah. Um, gentlemen, before we go on, I think I need to bring something to the attention.

And I think you know what this could be. The email's gets put 50, 50. So I probably only see 50% of this. But it seems that, well, it very much seems that last episodes, hypothetical game of what job could you fake your way through it for a day? Last week has upset some people, some GPs, some doctors.

Builders came from my... Builders didn't go after Jack. Not to my reading of the emails, but there's certainly a few coming from doctors. You seem to be safe from the Ponzi community, and I, but definitely some doctor ones landing on my side of the fence. And it's... Do you know what I think, I think what has also happened, which doesn't help from some of the emails,

some of the kind of ones explaining what's happened, pointed to the fact that part of that episode then got transcribed, I think, and put on a, like a doctor's Facebook page that all doctors look at. So not necessarily this is the show, but any, regardless, one that's in front of different dentists Facebook page you can never see their face. Or all this dentists Facebook page, I mean, we would have heard from them by now.

But I think we have to stay out front. We love doctors. We respect doctors. He's the thing you realized in one. Don't start. No, that thing. Just don't start another vein. Let me do the biopology. I think it's the thing when you go, this has been transcribed. You go, oh, God, this has got out of hand. When something gets transcribed from a silly environment like I showed. And then you see it and you're like, okay, there's a ton to this is no, no, no, no one wins out of this. This doesn't end well.

So I reckon in that instance, you go, we've got two choices here. You dig in Or you apologize. Yes Spend the wheel. I'm not gonna say we love the dig in. We love a dig in on this show We've done a few dig in but in this case. I think it's a very very easy choice for Apologize yes because number one obviously as you mentioned it we love doctors and very like a person who loves to see one in the top of the world. That one goes to God the more than the image. He's the heart of all the choices.

He's there all the time. So and also zero interest if this has upset people and it has upset this percentage of people, we have zero interest in having people hurt. That's been the main truth. I'm less worried about the head of Ponzi schemes though. You can hurt them. So that's where I'm at. Now normally this leaves you with a few choices on this show.

We'd like to do, I'm tempted to throw Mike under the bus here and just get a heat on me to say it. It was my mouth, so I must take responsibility. He's nice to have it. It is nice to have scapegoat Mike on the team. Hey, we just read from the teleprompter. Mike puts his heart as part of his job. Look, the other option that some suggested was an apology song.

Some of the lighter harder emails said, maybe you can do an apology song. Some of the lighter-hearted emails said, oh, maybe you can do an apology song, but then you look at some of the other things about this. You know what the hard thing about this was, is obviously because the general practitioner community, they're a highly intelligent bunch, very articulate. Oh, no, no, they were very detailed.

And made some very great points, and were very informative, and I read the emails and I'd take them on board. And reading those emails that really were listing in great depth what the work, the incredible work that a GP does. And they didn't put good money at the end of the, no, they didn't. No part of me was going, I think these guys want a funny song. That's, that's why I'm like, no, no, okay. So let us be really clear.

Obviously we were making a joke. Obviously we were doing a funny silly thing about what jobs could we bluff our way through for a day. And in my mind at the time, and you and I, one of our favorite things in the world is replacing any form of training with overconfidence. And that's really the area. It's been a landmark, a hallmark of our with overconfidence. And that's really the area. It's been a landmark,

at a hallmark of our character over the years. Can I say this, I actually... So I agree with you, we, you know, GPs don't upset them, they do an amazing job. But I do want to say this, not everyone's getting this. We, if... Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

I don't want this to be a land. A land slide of people wanting a apologise for us because we say stupid stuff all over time. Especially if you go back to time and then we'll be doing apologies for the rest of the year. Let's do one a year. Oh, I'm happy to use my one for this. The group one.

We have one each year. I'm happy to use the group one for this. I think in that environment of us of me going, hey, hey, this is something I think I could get through one day or with no training. People, certainly some GPs heard that is going, you don't need training to be a GP, which is obviously not true. Let's just say for the record, not true.

Not what I think, you obviously need lots of training. And I'd also say to be a GP. Yes. So I have decided to dig in. For what? A Jack doing a dig in, which is fun. You're already on a pre-dug environment, often on a building site. So usually 50 trench.

Yes, we have a laugh, but more than that we don't want to upset people. So doctors, here's how I look at it. They took a note to do no harm. I broke their oath on them, I feel for those of you that had that now hurt. I'm very sorry. And I've had some great conversations with GPs, some kind of the nubbers on ammo, but I have learned a lot from the kind of ones. Since we were playing the game last week, I think the last step here is to formally retract my answer from the game. here is to formally retract my answer. Okay.

From the day of placement, yes sir. Well, I mean, I'm retracting it because you, obviously, you know, I can't, just for the record, in case anyone was misled by last week, I don't actually think people without training can be GP's. Even for a day, even for a funny day, can you get through the day? Yep. You need nine years of training and obviously, talking to the doctors, they did many, many things, life saving things, and that's not even do the test because the patients wouldn't want that.

I think that you would be bummed out if you were a patient you turned up to a GP and you're like, today we're doing a test where this idiot is the doctor for the day. Although we do that. The real GP fighters. Back in the day, we did do that with firefighters. They did nothing. Well, I think there might have been you, but we'll revisit that. But yeah, no, nine years of training, extremely high conditions, incredible job they do.

So I retract that, what's my answer? Yeah, what's your new answer? Or last week, because I obviously don't actually think I could be a JP for a day. Lawyer? If it's okay with you and I, I would like to join your Ponzi scheme. Yeah.

Yeah. Could I join, could I join Andy Lee's Ponzi scheme? It would be able to take many people down. That's easy. Well, just let's not, if I could also just say, I mean, you're the boss of the Ponzi scheme. But if we are going around to trick people out of money to invest, let's not do GPs. Just think at the moment.

Just what we're all becoming friends again and moving forward. The last thing they need is a Ponzi knock at the door from a cup of the Ponzi bruts. And I'm not saying that should be a name either. It's a giveaway. So, to end, Andrew, what am I going to say? Very sorry, Love GPs. in Love G-P's. Hey, five weeks ago, this whole whole thing started where we initially spoke to a young fellow called Josh, who said he had a special skill, which I went, eh, turns out to

she got, eh, because it was, in fact, very difficult to smell a $20 note or identify a note just by sniffing it. He joins us in the studio. Joshua, how are you? Hi, boys. Hi, Josh. We now learn that you are one of a very special band, a note snepper. And they're tough. You're a special breed.

They're tough to identify. It's been one that's gone around the office now and I'm glad it's stuck with notes, Nifer and not anything else. Yeah, these are, these are never. Josh, should you give me that? And it's like being a card counter, isn't it? Like in the banking game, you were, well, it was cloudy. You were either asked to leave or you agreed to leave the bank due to all the notes, Nifing

or it just, it was mutually great upon it. No, I just, it was a bit of a bonus. Absolutely. I was an upper-dark. Josh, did you see or hear my attempt of this a few weeks back? I heard it, yes. Yeah, yeah. We didn't go in wrong. 16 years in the bank.

Yeah. Yeah, not enough. Not enough I know, as I notes, and you can't just expect to stroll in. I didn't even take a... Whether you're a dog or not. I didn't even take a different cent, though. That's the problem I have with at home.

And that's why sometimes, like we've said for the Olympics, it's nice to have a slow person in lane 10 running along tight the first person to establish how fast they're going. I couldn't even tell a difference in the scent of all the notes. And I've got to know is we've proved this before with the pizza select.

I managed to smell exactly what type of pizza it is through the box. So Josh has got something special if he can pull this off. Yeah, I do actually smell a bit of a difference, but I know you're saying, Andy, it was hard for the every man. Now, we've got the stacks of notes in front of us here again, Josh. Today, the piles of money that's been brought back in, Jack has been instructed to sit over the other side of the desk,

due to a sticky fingers situation we saw during the setup last week. He told the notes, came flashing back to it by thing. You can take the boy away from the candy bar. The job he will remember his skills. Straight away. We just saw Jack's hand dart out, put the money straight in the sock, and then say cinema 4, please. Before he realized where he was.

Yeah, and what he was doing. So, we now, we've got the stacks against. There's 10 of each denomination. I only just learnt today when I was like, you know, how to make a pile, that every note is a different size. I knew fives were little like, but I didn't know every single note's different. And they go top to bottom. Yeah, so hundreds of the biggest and then, yeah, they get small as they can add to fives. And we wondered what a million,

how big a million dollar note would be if you're going by the same ratio. So it seems like they grow five mill per denominator. Every time you double it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So you could, you would actually get there pretty quickly. Well, perhaps, Hando, when you're out this weekend, you could let us all know what a million feels like

as you take about the 80s. All right, so we've got a bunch of, we've got a bunch of the notes. It's going to be pretty simple, he Josh. We'll blind you, we'll blind folks. Wow, wow, wow, I remember how bad you want this going. I'm doing no cheating, so we're going to throw some acid in your eyeballs. We've got a little, we've got a little thing of coffee here in Utilised descent, but I will be using hot

pokers unfortunately. We've turned off the smoke alarms because I think there's going to be a little bit of smoke when he's eyeballs removed. Okay, now we'll run the honesty system, but we will run the blind fold on you. Yes, and then at the end we'll grant you a vision back. I've been already emailing in. That was very particular about this one. They're saying, don't let him hold them. Now we realize now, of course, they are different in science. So Hamish will be holding. I'll be impressed at that, but I will still hold it.

Hamish will hold the stacks up to his nose. If you to one, it's just, how are you going to run it? Is it just like? I'm basically just going to say, I'm going to took it to one, it's just, how are you going to run it? Is it just like? I'm basically just going to say, I'm going to go hit stack one, he's stack two, he's stack three, four, five. And you're just going to tell us which stack was the 20. So if he arrives at the 20, can he just go, that's it? That's it.

All this is say I happen to hold it up as stack one, which I may or may not do. If you feel confident before all the stacks have been done, you just yell, that's the 20. You might want to wait to the end. Well, you choose how you prefer to play. When you're at the bank on your lunch break, how did you do it? Hey, something's done. That's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It's not your money. It, I'll do that. And that is exciting.

And then we can see if you can pull it off. Hamish is doing that now. For those playing along at home, which I hope is every one, the $20 is in stack number four. Good luck, Josh. Okay, Josh, would you like to get the Peter Alexander? Top of the line. Very must be nice blindfold. Wow.

And Hamson, you said that you were going to take control of the opener for Josh for this one. Oh, sorry, Josh, you can remain blindfolded while we play the musical sting to introduce the game. Now, usually it's all about the person, but I've actually made mine about Andy's terrible performance the other week. Jack and I have put this together ourselves, but Josh, you do get a mention too, but just a heads up to you, and oh, mostly it's about you. Here comes the bad sniffer. And Nilly. He couldn't sniff that twenty.

No, he does. It's like his nose is broken. And furious. So don't be like that. Joshua. There we go. Don't be the bad sniffer. Ha ha ha.

I don't know who wrote Hot Stepper, but if they found out, hey, someone in a straighter version called Bad Sniffer, they would be very confused. You do. OK, those guys. OK, don't be the bad sniffer. I would be very confused. Yes. Okay, those guys. Okay, don't be the bad sniffer. I'm in a hold up now. Stack number one.

Here we go. I'm a good sniffer. It's really a big. It's really in there. Okay. Would you like coffee between the sniffs to cleanse the nose? No, no, I will just go straight up.

It would be on that, it straight up. Okay, stack. Number two. Stack. Number three. You're from tempo, okay? Okay. Stack. Number four.

This is interesting. No, that's not. Stack. Number five. No. Okay. Can I have a... We are out of stack. Can we...

We said a couple of them, you said okay, didn't dismiss them. So what would you like to do, Josh? You can take your time. Can we go for around two and go one and three? Yes. Do you know what, what are you big about? No, bro, my flow. Stack number one. Take it back. Lean towards one. Take it, Lane and towards one.

Stack number three. All right, yep, okay. Any other stacks you'd like to reference? Uh, now you've made me doubt myself. No, no, stick it, stick it, it's not. You want to run through them again? I mean, it's a one, you've got to try myself. No, no, stick it, stick it, stick it, you can't. Do you want to wrap it up? Give me one more.

I mean, it's a one, you've got to train it down from the central coast. We have spent a lot of time in this. It doesn't have to be rushed. Normally, I am trying to wrap things up. Well, let's go backwards and just test the order. Okay, so five down to one. Five down to one.

Three, five, now. Yeah, five. Stack number five. I don't think so. Doesn, five now. Five. Five. Stack number five. I don't think so. Doesn't think so. Stack number four. Stack number three. Hmm. Stack number two.

That one is as well. I don't think it's two. And stack number one. All right, I'm as certain as I can be. Okay Josh. So drum roll or do we? Yeah, yeah, good. Well done. Assessment producer Josh.

Um, drum roll, you may remove the blindfold because there's nothing on the table that wasn't there before. Which stack do you think it was? I think it was the stack of 20s. He's good, and what number was that? I'm going to say number three. That was the 10. No, I was probably there. I'm probably there.

10 times. What was the problem there? I'm quite pissed. No, not quite the impressiveness. It was actually stack number four. Was the Smiths. You just said, both times very quickly. You are the bad sniffer. I forgot.

You accidentally became the bad sniffer, just like Andy Lee. Yes. When did you leave the bank? Just before the GFC so oh Oh, yeah, so you know You know It's been a practice. Yeah, do you think you can do it? I'm a sniffer again now Sniff the 20s now And calmer. What are you Jack? Now, it's the 20s now. I can't count them.

What are you, Jack? He's taking the old ones out. The new ones. You don't like the new ones to you. Yeah, so they've got a definite match head smell. No, no, no, you take it out. You're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you're like, you, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no We realize now we're putting a lot of eggs in this basket to bite. It's too much. It's the finale. You couldn't sniff it.

You couldn't sniff it, Josh. Yeah, and if someone likes them going like a new egg, you're not getting a go. Mate, yeah. I tell you what, if anyone else is writing with this skill, for us to go back into this arena and risk the disappointment again of letting people down, they've got to provide the money and we keep it if They can't do it.

That's got to be the condition. John, just taking a note, Valu. $5 for your time. Thank you so much. Thank you so much, guys. LAUGHTER MUSIC Hey, I'm an exciting email, came in at HamishNerry.com.

We get many exciting emails. And of course, we bloody love them. Yeah, this show is only good because of the correspondence we get get so thank you to go into hameshane.com But it's with regards to chit chat champions. Oh, girl, we haven't played for a while. And in fact, we should play today. Let's do it. Coming from Amelia, she says, get a homeish, or a hoi, a homeish, Andy, number six. My name is Millie, and I'd like to nominate myself and my dad to cheat chat champion.

Don't think we've ever had family members face off. They said they're both champions. We were both champions of idle, cheat chat, we believe. We could be the best you've ever had. However, we don't know who is better between the two of us. They join us now. Mellie, are you? Ahoy.

What makes you good at chitchat? I mean, is it a line of work or has it been passed down from father to daughter? I originally was passed down from my dad. I listened to him chat all day, non-stop, it's quite annoying. However, I really noticed my skill has honed in since I started uni. And obviously, I'm like, Amish, I really noticed my skill has honed in since I started uni. And obviously, I'm like, Amish, I don't watch the lectures, I don't do the ratings.

So I come to class and my teacher calls on me and I'm like, I have to make up something really quick. So I think that's where I've got my skill from and I've been recognised among community for that. A wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful,iding ground. A wonderful braiding ground for just feeling the air with noise. Yeah. Yeah. After class, I'll talk to my friends and I was really interested in what you said in class. Like, oh, yeah, I didn't like show I do the rings at all. But don't clog your brain with that stuff. Yeah. Yeah. The pubs, the pubs will be full. I could be sleeping in. Yes.

Milly, thank you. You'll be up against your dad, Sean, who joins us. What are you, Sean? Hi, Sean. Hi, gentlemen. Sean, this is something of an intra club championship here today, between you and your daughter. She acknowledges she might have inherited her gift from you.

What is it in your life that makes you a chitchat champion? So the past few years, I've been a, this is some principle at a primary school. And little kids always want to come up and chat. And they just chat continuously. And you've got to see me interested. And how boring it is, you've just got to see me interested. Sean, just a quick one here.

Father daughter type things, father son types things, often the parent will let their kid win. We just want to make sure that you're not going to play doggo today. No, we've actually had a little wager on the side. Okay, great. So, it's fierce. Millie's been after a cat for a couple of years and I've said no. And basically, if she wins today, she gets a cat,

so I've got a lot riding on this. Huge stakes. Wow. Shit, cat, ham, ham, ham. Yeah. Oh, no. This is big. And are your dad, I remember you telling me a story

about your dad, you're not taking it easy on you during the father's son, Cricket. No, that was Ross's dad. Ross's dad is just carrying season. I'm not sure. It was under 12's father's son. My dad was doing the correct thing you do, where he'd up catches and hope that you go out.

You had to retire at 30. Ross's dad hit him. Five to five six. Five to four. For four sixes. Yep. Then he'd have four. So he got a hook.

And then he'd him for six. So he got the maximum. And then walked off and said that's how you do it. So that's the kind of... And that's why Ross never got the cap. Sean, I want that type. Definitely. Yeah, we've lost this.

And we play this. Well, let Millie go first. We'll put Sean on hold. Millie, you'll hear the start of a conversation. Of course, you'll be judged on when you jump in, whether it's smooth, but you can never ask a question in your answer. You ready to go?

Brilliant. Yes. Let's go. Good luck. Hey, Ev. I'll get in, mate. I was reading an article during the read that can get from Melbourne to London

in just two hours of travel in the future. It's those plans to go up into space and come back down. That's actually interesting because I'm off to London at the end of this year. I'm over there visiting family and friends. However, I'm going to Ireland as well and I really, really, really don't know what to wear because you call them. I'm on a farm. What?

Do I need gumboots, do I need jacket? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, she came in well. I certainly had a party with go, wow, that's a lot of information and personal information. The fun part there is, you obviously came with a game plan

to go, I don't want to say nothing. Yes. And I think you safely achieved that. You absolutely, you didn't, there was no freezing there at all. Like you weren't, you left no one wanting more. Yeah. And that is, that's definitely a great strategy to go for for Chichachami and that will secure, it could secure a win against a flame out. This is for my cat Clementine. Yeah, okay, okay. We don't, don't try and make an emotional about the cat. You can't, you can't let me pick up from the shelter justine. Yeah, okay, okay. Don't try and make an emotional about the cat.

Don't cat, you cat, let me hold it. I picked up from the shelter just yet. I would say, again, in a social situation, we might go, that's nice. We're talking about the future of air travel. We might get back to that when leave you to what gumboot you might wear in life. That's right.

But good luck. She's registered a score, which is good. Yeah, and we'll put her on hold. Shawaneer, are you there? I am. Millie's done, OK. Here we go. Don't tell me that.

OK, good luck. Hi, hands. Yes. I read an article that we might be able to get from Melbourne to London in just two hours with travel. Yeah, there's plans to go in the space and come back down. Look, Andy, now the Commonwealth Games gone. Like, I think we've got to be able to get over there, get the game happening and play over there

because I tell you, we are about to fly overseas and it is such a painful flight. Sitting next to someone who you don't know and saying, seeing someone who you do know is even worse. It's just not worth it. Wow. That's a lot of... Like. Wow, that's a lot. Like Jordan, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, like, no, no, no, it didn't work. No, sure. I mean, this is while ring bring me really back. I don't know. It's one of those ones where we particularly well, that's what I think we're going to, are we at a huge volume and you'll be able to hear these back when you're at the podcast,

but volume like as in quantity, yeah, there was certainly a lot of words out there. Now, it's always dangerous and to go back to the under 12 cricket analogy, what do you get taught when you're a junior playing cricket? Don't think about what shot you want to play. Don't come out going. I'm going to mention the call of games because the ball might not be there. And you can get out that way. But is there a cat there or not? Sure, and I think you owe Millier Cat. I think it's nice. I think you owe Millie a cat. I think it's nice. Oh, my God. And I don't think you'll be surprised when you hear it back.

Yeah. I think Novan lost the game and you guys gained a cat. I think we can't forget one. I did vote for Dan Rule. In fact, I am. I'm going to give the win to me. Thank you guys for playing really appreciate it. You're like with that can't be?

Thanks.