Handsome - Handsome records a song!

Episode Date: December 31, 2025

Surprise! As a New Year's treat for you, Handsome recorded a song LIVE in studio, and we're sharing it with the world... today! We've received so many requests to cross something off the list, and our friends at Squarespace called our bluff and gave us the chance to do it. So we formed a band, wrote an original holiday CLASSIC, and built a website... all in one hilarious and chaotic holiday special. Cheers, and listen to our Handsome "Holiday Wishes" song at handsomebandsome.comGet started on your dream website today. Head to squarespace.com/handsome for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: HANDSOME to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain.Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.comWatch Handsome on YouTubeThis is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Handsome via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This is a headgum podcast. Hey, Handsoms. We're giving you something a little different today. Our friends at Squarespace heard that we wanted to start a band. So they suggested we record a hit single and then create a website to host it. So that's what we're going to do, all in one episode. So you may want to go over to our YouTube page to check this one out. Trust me, it's YouTube.com slash handsome pod. Cheers. Hansom is brought to you by Squarespace.

Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online, whatever your goals. Squarespace gives you everything you need to claim your domain, then showcase your offerings and grow your brand with a professional, personalized website that stands out from the rest. Maybe you're just starting out, or maybe you're looking to level up your business as we head into a new year. Either way, Squarespace has you covered. We use Squarespace to build our own website as Handsome starts to take our music career a little more seriously. We built a gorgeous website to showcase our new single, and everything about it is as handsome as can be. Using Squarespace was a joy. They're ready to go templates look great, and customization was a breeze.

Your website is an extension of your brand, so make it shine with Squarespace. What are you waiting for? Get started on your dream website today. Head to Squarespace.com slash handsome for a free trial, and when you're ready to launch, Use offer code Handsome to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. Handsome Pot. Chat with friends on the Handsome Pot. Chat with friends on the Handsome Pot.

Cheers. Well, well, well. Welcome to a very special occasion. An extra episode. An extra episode. An extra episode. Of the Handsome Pot. On Wednesday.

On Hump Day. On Hump Day. A hollie. It's a holiday miracle. Guys, this is why we have to be really careful what we say on the pod. Yes, indeed. Because sometimes it comes to life, it becomes real. And that's what's happened today.

I'm really pumped. I feel like we're finally like ticking something off the list in a way. We are very much ticking something off the list. We said we wanted to start a handsome band. Yes, a handsome band do a song. On a Wednesday. On a Wednesday. We said we wanted to start a band on a Wednesday.

Very much on a Wednesday. New Year's Eve. On New Year's Eve, no less. That is very specific. Starting the new, ending the new, ending the year. We know what you mean. We know what you mean. Starting a new year.

And our, uh, checking something off the list. Our friends at Squarespace heard this. Yeah. And they've now kind of, um, are very good friends. Our very, very close friends. We love our friends at Squarespace. They've now corralled us into actually producing a song. Yeah.

I said if you guys make a song. Yeah. You can build a website. on Squarespace that will host this song for people to listen to. What's the point of making a song if you're not going to try to get the people on board? They also did specify

it has to be the greatest song ever written and record it. A lovely holiday song too. Yeah. They wanted a holiday classic. Yeah, which is a tall order. Allah Mariah Carey. Yeah.

And I feel like... George Michael. I feel like we're going to be able to create something pretty magical. Yeah. Not a doubt in my mind. Yeah. No. No, we all waltzed in here today, like, all right, let's get this done.

First of all, we learned to waltz. We did learn to waltz. And we waltz in here. Actually, I'm a very good waltz. I am too. Actually, we did it on Star Trek. You did? You waltzed on Star Trek? Season two. Just hold on to your Panties. Maybe you and I can waltz sometime. Hey. Fortune. What about me? And you too. Is there a three-person waltz? Oh, my God. Why isn't there any three-person ballroom dance?

Where you have your arms like this. Rupples are popping up left and right. Left and right and center. I guess. Okay. Well, that's also on the list. Okay. So we're going to have to today write a song.

We're going to have to come up with a Holly Bob's holiday song. Yeah. You have any idea? Do you like singing to? I love it. You do? I'm one of the best out there. Why are you laughing?

I feel like I've heard you say before. I don't know. That you don't like singing. Yeah. Well, things change. Wow, you found your voice I did I found my voice I've been working

I've been waltzing I've been singing Oh my God I feel like we are a triple threat here Because we all bring something different To the table In every category of life All of them I mean they you are a musician

And the number one person on Star Meter Yeah I've been tracking you still And you've been paying bots To keep voting me up right Yeah I'm keeping the bots I sing at church

We all know this Every Sunday And by the way, Can you imagine if that's what I did every son I would not be that shocked. My mom would love it,

but I don't. Do you love the movie sister act? Oh, of course. You got to make a sequel. But do you like Sister Ag one or two better? Two is like very close to my heart. I think two.

That might be one of the rare occasions. That's where we found Lauren Hill. Do you like Sister Act three? Is there a third one? I don't know. I was just wondering if you do it. There's a third one. There's got to be.

But that movie was very instrumental in my high school years. Sister act threesome. Sister act threesome. There else. I don't know the words. But wait, are you hearing my new Pistrester Act Threesome? It's a lesbian nun musical. Nuns hook up.

Yeah. Yeah. Really? Yeah. This sounds dirty. Yeah. Well, anyway. Look who's being dirty today.

I know. New Year's Eve. This one. Well, I'm turning over a new. leaf. Tigmarie. And the underside is filthy. It is absolutely filthy.

Tigmarie is the dirty bird on New Year's Eve. Dirty bird gets the worm. I guess so. That's the saying, right? Yeah. Well, if we are going to create this song, which I have. Which we are. We are going to do this.

I have all the faith in the world. That's why I got up and took a shower and headed over here. Well, I'm so glad you smelled so good. Yeah. I couldn't sleep last night. I was too excited. Do you guys remember that I asked you what your holiday wishes are? I do.

Yeah, I remember that. Well, I feel like that's what we should base the song around. Okay. My holiday, which has already come true because it's just to sing with my dear friends. To spend New Year's Eve. Can I get in there? Can I remember that time where, when May was like, I don't want, if I could, like, make time. If I could freeze time.

All I want to do is hang out with you. I think I need to write about it. It stopped us in our tracks. It actually, when you stared at you like, I need to write like a Brian Adams style song that's like, if I could stop time. And it's about you guys. It felt like the moment in a relationship of mine years ago when the girl is dating said, what are we going to do for Thanksgiving?

And I thought, oh, wow, she thinks she's going to be together for Thanksgiving. You know what? I feel like it was like early enough in the pod that you knew me pretty well, but maybe you didn't know where I stood in terms of like how I felt about you guys. And you didn't know where we stood and how we felt. No, I know. No, I know. You were like, I would never.

Well, cowboy, you know, we adore you. I know it. We do adore it. I feel supported. I feel love. And when we walk into the same room together, it's a giddy love fest. It's a giddy love fest. Please, fortune.

Do you like, don't we love pigs? Yeah. Look at, I love a, see, I've got real hairy legs at the moment because I'm trying to see what that's like. Look at those little tiny legs. Beautiful smooth little. They're not tiny legs. They're just legs.

They're little. You know what? They're like hanging off. couch i love it well it's really good that is delightful they do actually they don't actually reach the ground no no my god skutes back like this yeah yeah okay i got us off track holiday wishes oh yeah yeah yeah yeah holiday there's so many holiday wishes we could all we could build it into the song yeah yeah everyone can think about what their wishes yeah yeah i like that i i want our song to be very positive and upbeat because I feel like

you know there were some ups and downs this last year. I was thinking of kind of a Leonard Cohen style drawing ballad. Now we're keeping it positive going into this new year. Wow. Do you think this is symbolic of anything? Yeah, that's a message. Wow. About the bottom falling off this pod.

Um, okay, well I think we should get all of our unique styles into it. I think, okay, here's my idea. Isn't it so fun to be unique just to be ourselves just to be ourselves isn't it a great thing i think it's amazing it's so good to be unique yeah unique new york here's what i think i think we should all have our own verse yeah okay okay in any style you want okay and then obviously it's some sort of chorus i'm shy you're not i am nervous too with music really just yeah it's scary singing in front of people yeah Do you like karaoke in general?

Love. Yeah, of course, yeah. Oh, my God. It's so fun. Do you like it? No. I bet you. Oh, wait, you do shoop.

I do shoot. Do you know all the lyrics to. Oh, no, I rap. Oh, I do Marky, Mark and Funky Bunch. Oh, that's right. Or I'll do Burning Down the House where he's like, 3605 degrees, burning down the house. Yeah, okay.

Like I can sing that Okay I mean I wouldn't tell David Byrne That I said I can sing that But I do sing it I think we can find a way To bring your Unique style

Yeah Because that's what we have to remember Is we're all unique We're very unique Yeah we're so unique And it's special to be unique Yeah Not everyone is

No No Actually Are they? They are They are Yes we take that back Yeah we take it back

We take it back Everyone's got their own fingerprint Yeah, yeah. That's unique. I had to get my fingerprints done recently. Oh, boy. Applying for my...

I got her ass. I got booked. All right. We could go either way with you. Trying to get citizenship or prison. Yeah. But that's what's unique about you. That's what's unique about me.

It was cool seeing my little my fingerprints. I had to go into a notary... Because I'm applying for my green card. And then it was very intimate. He put on rubber gloves. I guess this doesn't sound intimate, actually. What did he do? What is intimate?

What are the rubber gloves go? Yeah. He put on a rubber glove. Are you sure he followed protocol? And then he like took my hand and he gently held it and he rolled my finger in the ink and then he rolled it on the page. But he was in a terrible mood. It was like annoyed that I even came in there. We don't like that.

Did you ask him what was that? I should have said, hey, man. Did you ask him what his holiday wishes were? That's what I should have asked him. Way to bring it back into. This is what I do. Yeah. It's like he's been in the best.

biz for a while the biz yeah how are your voices warmed up oh hey girl I you know I'm single so I'm trying to

find a wife are you that's part of your why not a husband or a husband but let's be honest I think you're going to I think

it may have to end up with a lady I think it would have to be such a special man it would have to be a dainty man not necessarily but just very emotionally.

I think you're going to end up with a lady. My opinion. Listen. I think you are too. I think you are too, yeah. To be honest. That's where I see things going for you. Maybe we could build into the song like kind of I can try to romance the audience.

Oh, yeah. Oh, like a little boys to men actually. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Boys and men, they were so good. They're still so. I think they still perform. Of course. Well, when I stop listening, then groups and bands are done.

Actually, when you leave a room, everything evaporates behind you. Speaking of karaoke, a couple years ago for Joe Coy's birthday, when he and Chelsea were together, she threw him a big birthday. Chelsea Candler. She threw him a big birthday weekend, and we went to a bar that had like a sort of band, live band karaoke. Oh, I like that. And two of the guys from Boys to Men were there.

No way. And we're singing. Girl, why didn't you call me? It was a couple years ago. It was so cool. I didn't stop listening to Boys to Men until like a year ago. They're amazing. And did they sing their own songs?

I guess they can't sing. I can't remember. And then they also sang Joe Happy Birthday, and it was very soulful and sexy. When a boy band sings Happy Birthday or like an Acapella Boy Band Happy Birthday is something that pops up a lot of it. Do you say acapella? Acapella. Yeah. Acapella? Yeah, you say Acapella. Yeah, like pasta. Yeah, but we've discovered that the Canadians do it differently.

Acapella. I would say do it wrong. Wow. How dare you? But wait. Isn't, okay, English is called English because it came from the English. And then, isn't Canadian like closer to English? We don't know. Anyway. I think, here's what I think. Acapella. We're going to take a minute. minute, go each write our own verse, and let's come back, bring it, bring what you got, and let's just do it. Yeah, let's just do this. Let's just do it. Guys, let's stop not doing it.

Let's just start doing it. We're about to make the best holiday wishes song ever. Yeah. All right, on three, go handsome. One, two, three, go handsome. My arm got stuck. Squarespace. Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online, whatever your goals. They'll help you claim your domain, then they make it a snap to showcase your offerings and grow your brand with a personalized and professional website that stands out from the crowd. Whether you're just starting out or looking to level up your existing business, start with Squarespace for all your website needs. Handsome has a new song out, which is pretty exciting. and we use Squarespace to design a bespoke handsome website to showcase our new single as well as our handsome mugs.

Three people designing a website together is a little chaotic, but then again, so are we. And we are really happy with the end result. Who knows what will add to our Squarespace site down the line, but with Squarespace's powerful design tools, truly anything is possible. What are you waiting for? Get started on your dream website today.

Head to Squarespace.com slash handsome for a free trial and when you're ready to launch, use offer code handsome to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. All right. We wrote the song. We're ready to go. We did. We are.

Oh, someone's ready to record. Whoa. Yeah. I've done this before. I've been in a studio before. Yeah. Yeah. You're like the George Martin of the group.

For sure. It's not the Teddy Templeman. Who's Teddy Temple? I don't know either. Produce Van Halen. Oh, I love it. Okay. All right. I'm excited to dig in. Me too. I think we should just go for it.

All right, let's do it. Okay. The hollabob stars are the time of year to keep it handsome and spread good cheer. Pretty ladies and ladies staying warm by the fire. Ask yourself, what do you desire? Making handsome holiday wishes while you're doing. You wash the dishes and listen to the pod We'll keep it handsome with you Taking handsome holiday wishes

This is what our bliss is. Chat with friends We'll keep it handsome with you My holiday wishes to sing into church Next to an exec on a big talent search Now hear my voice and then my pan is Just sing on the stage with mate tithes Adelander's

Oh Making handsome holiday wishes While you wash the dishes And listen to the pot We keep it handsome with you Making handsome Holiday wishes This is what our bliss is

We chat with friends We'll keep it handsome with you My name is Tig, and I'm here to wish to always be handsome, you better work. Or my holiday wish I'm going to wrap my part while we hear a Mayfact about Bonaparte. Hey girl, I know you've been lonely this year, but this holiday season, I just want you to remember. In 1795, Napoleon Bonaparte wrote a romance novel. Oh, that's so interesting. My fact.

Yeah. Making handsome holiday wishes while you are. Wash the dishes and listen to the pot We keep it handsome with you Making handsome holiday wishes This is what our bliss is Chat with friends And keep it handsome with you

Ha ha ha ha Damn we're good What a podcast Whoa, nice. Nailed it. We are good at what we do and we are unique. Oh, my God, we're unique. You guys, we really might need to keep this handsome man going.

Oh, my. I think it might have to go beyond the holidays. How do we follow that, though? Well, I think we have to get this up on the website. We're going to burst onto the scene with this as our first. yeah single well and Valentine's Day is the next holiday so we could do a sexy song

like a Marvin gay style romantic song yes that's a good idea girl okay I'm really nervous to build this website Thomas is going to help us we're going to build our square space website because we want this song to just be available to whoever wants to partake in holiday wishes

I wouldn't describe us as like the most tech savvy you're pretty good fortune I've never built a website before but I like that this just sort of walks you through it and that anybody that wants a website can build one like TIG and I struggle to even record the pod

sometimes even to get out of bed yeah to get the sound right so many times I'm like no one can hear me and I can hear no one and I have no idea but you know it's like life you know half of it

is you just you show up Yeah. And that's what we've done. We've shown up with an intention. Yeah. And we're going to get through this. Manifest this website. I mean, people say it's easy on Squarespace.

So we're going to find out if that's true. Squarespace says it's easy. That's true. I did love this process of singing that song with y'all. I giggled a lot like a little school girl. Yeah, me too. It's very joyful. It's great to have that feeling.

It's hard to get that feeling when you're an adult sometimes to go have a childlike giggle. Yeah, it really is. Those are some true rules. You're right. You're right. Thomas, how are you feeling about helping us do this? I'm excited. So the first thing I did was I got us a domain.

What is it? We have a domain? We have a domain. Girl. Thank you. You're welcome. Does it work to go boy? No, he's also a girl.

Everyone is a girl. So it's handsome bansom.com. Wow. Handsome bansom. Pantsome. Handsome bansom. Oh, yes it is. Oh, my God.

That's a start. And what's the sort of, I guess we're going to have to decide, like, the home page or picture or banner or something. Yeah, so you'll see it all up. Do you guys see it up on the TV? Okay, what's your site about? Yeah, so. Bringing handsome. What do you want to type in?

Bringing handsome music to the people? Sex, comedy, comedy music, entertainment. Oh, it has to be one of those categories. We could do music. Yeah, music. That's a great idea. There we go. Bands and musicians.

That's us. That's us. We're a band now. We're in a band. We're in a band. Let's send in voices. We've got to start taking this seriously. We want to just sell on-demand videos.

We want to showcase our work. Yeah, showcase our work. Right. And build community. Yeah. Okay. And we want to sell access to group of vans. And I don't.

love to get appointments I would love to get some appointments I think that's good showcasing our work yeah we don't need get appointments that will confuse it get appointments all right we also do nails yeah choose a template oh look at the alien so these are all customizable but it's sort of like this is our starting point oh I like that person with the sunglasses they're cool one hello down there oh yeah we could be three aliens we can put our backs up goth styling dominole these are all sexy I'll say that much my god we're gonna be a very good looking band oh my gosh the handsome bansom if you go back up a bit Thomas we like the alien one mm-hmm because

there's three yeah hello down there we could be talking to grandma's problem area and we just put where it says hello there we just put handsome the handsome band yeah and then underneath it's And we could probably pick a different photo than the aliens. Oh, actually, you know what? The alien one seems like a different vibe. I think we should focus more music. Oh, yeah. That one says new album.

Yeah, let's do that one. Sydney? Yeah, I think keeping it simple. Okay. Keeping it handsome. Yeah. Ow, ow, ow. Okay, that one.

And then click that and then grab that, drag it over. Grab that, drag it. Yeah. I think we put. Oh, that's good. I think we put the handsome band where Sydney is. Let me show you guys. It's a great idea.

Okay, this is something cool. So under colors, I can go to customize it. And then I can go to Edit Pallet. Okay. Wow. I like that. I'm going to upload the actual logo. And then these are all actually colors that are from our handsome logo.

Oh, my God. Great. How does it know how to do that? Because it's square space. It's remarkable. This is going to be the best. band website. We put holiday wishes

song. Yeah, new single, Holiday Wishes. Our new single. Dropping January 1st. Is that when it drops? I don't know. Does it drop?

Yeah, we might drop it today. Yeah, we're going to drop it today. We're going to drop it like a hot potato. Yeah. We should write a song called Hot Potato. Yeah, we should. So we can drop it. We have a lot of songs to write.

Here we go. Why has no one done this song called Drop a Hot Potato and then dropped? New holiday song. Hot potato, it's dropping. It's dropping next week. There we go. Uh-huh, uh-huh. I like that.

Yeah, I like that. Okay, raise it up a little. There you. Yeah, that's perfect placing. Uh-huh. Placement, I mean. Very pleasing to the eye. Oh, yeah.

Oh, out today? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Now dropped. Or do we put new holiday song and then put holiday wishes and then put the date? Yeah. Holiday wishes and then. Is it too many?

holiday mentions. How about new, new single? New single, yeah, yeah, yeah. You're welcome. Good job. Makes a village. Yeah. Yeah.

What a small village. New single, yeah. Holiday wishes. Should it be handsome holiday wishes? No, I think holiday wishes by the handsome band, right? Okay. Oh, yeah, because we're going to put the handsome man. Yeah, the handsome bandsome.

Do you think we'll go down as one of the greatest bands of all time? Yeah. Sure. you think we're in the rock and roll hall of fame yeah what do you want this to say it doesn't have to say a date it can say by the handsome band no because that's going to be the big writing right so maybe maybe unless it unless there you put the and then handsome band big yeah and not have a date yeah how about that tea dog sure what i want is like what do you want if i ever god forbid pass away then i want you will by the way oh one day says you not hopefully not

I want, like, in my biography, I want this band to be the number one thing. Known mainly from the handsome band, holiday wishes. Yeah. Yeah. One of the singers from holiday wishes. Yeah, look at that. That looks awesome. Come on.

I love that. I honestly can't believe how easy this is. Yeah. Like, why didn't we do this sooner? Why are we doing? Nobody asked us to. Yeah. Nobody asked for this, but we are delivering.

I just love that we're going to have a website up and a song out immediately. I love that we have a band. Yeah. So I'm just going to create a nice handsome green here. Green's my favorite color. Have you seen me travel with my green jacket and green suitcases? Looks really good. Yeah.

Has it always been your favorite color? Bean. No. Has it always been black and red? Not everyone can pull off wearing red. You could. You could wear like a, I can see you in like a red matching sweatsuit. That would be nice.

Yeah. Why don't we do this? Because this is going to change the whole look, is change the actual background away from this because this isn't really holiday. Yes, sometimes, yeah. Yeah, we need a new background. We don't want this mustard seed or whatever.

Perfect. I love it. What options do they have for backgrounds? Ooh. Let's look at winter or snow. Yeah. Oh. Fortune, that's a good idea.

Thank you. Really good. Oh, wow. Look how magical that is. I like the black with the flurries. I like the black with the flurries. Which one? Black with Flurries.

The second, maybe the second one. I'll think a black with flurries. For 500. That one, right? That's nice. And then we would just change the writing to. You don't want them, the writing black. Yeah, do you guys like that one?

Yeah, I like that. And then if the writing's green and red. Or the writing's red. Red, yeah. Red riding. Yeah. Red riding. Red riding.

Red riding. The writing. Love it. This is really. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Yeah. It has kind of a cool 90s feel.

Yeah. That's so us. That is so us. Oh my God. Look at this. Huh? Which snowflake are you, girl? Oh my God, girl.

I'm the one right under the age. I'm the one that's obvious. I think that's obvious. That's just half tucked away at the top there. Uh-huh. Fortune's not even on there. That's right. Yeah, make that red also.

There you go. Are we able to get Thee and the handsome man closer together? Oh, there we go. That's a good idea, Fortune. Fortune, you got a marketing brain. You know? Yeah, it's like you, have you done this before? Have you made a Squarespace website?

I've never done this. What about a band? Have you ever been in a band either? Have you written a holiday song? Never wrote a holiday any song. Have you ever dropped a hot potato? I have not done that either. Oh.

If we find out that you have another band. You guys, I would never. I would never betray you like that. Look me in the eye and tell me. TIG? Yeah. I don't have another band. Look me in my droopy eye and you tell me.

Hey, droopy eye. Does my eye, is it drooping right now? This one. It doesn't seem droopy. I thought you got to fix. No, I can't until March. Oh. Okay, now we should add the song.

Yeah, we should. Let's add the song. What if we forgot to add the song? Don't do that, girl. I like a listen up I like the top left one yeah simple keep it simple keep it handsome and I like that we're yelling at our listeners yeah listen up listen up or we just put listen I'm gonna put this one under so now when we scroll down yeah girl well done girl we are cooking with gas okay do you want to put a little message here to the listener how about like listen with caution

check out the handsome man's first ever single and final first and last single final first and final single we hope it brings you holiday cheer yes that's perfect

we hope it fills your heart with handsome joy handsome man's first and stuff yeah and stuff and single we hope it fills your hearts with joy amen with joy and stuff yeah great with joy and stuff are we keeping

listen up maybe we lose the amen what about with joy and stuff and things yeah and take out amen and things do we want to put listen or listen up check it out check it out check it out check it out that's very modern and check it bitches there we go check it out take it out Oh, we do say it twice. No, no, it's too aggressive. It's making me feel sweaty. I love it. Do we want to check it out twice?

If you're naughty or nice. Well, this could be listened to. Yeah, there you go. Wait, you guys don't like check it out bitches? Whatever. Listen. Mate, you used to do drugs and you won't let us say bitches. I was the politest drug out of it.

Check it out, pitches. Yeah. I could make this red too. Yeah, okay, Thomas, now you're... And why are we taking the eye out? Yeah, that's good. No, I do like that. Yeah.

And then this, I will add the song in once it's mixed. That's right, because we got to mix it. Should we put in like a mug full of soy nog? I have a pitch, which is that you could all take a selfie right now and then send it to me and I can upload it to the website. It's that easy? It's not easy, May. Whoa. Who wants to take it?

Oh, I thought you meant individual selfies. Oh, individual or a group? A group. I think a group, right? I think a group. I have a big old Zid on my face. Oh, well, then you're like Rudolph. Here, handsome behind us.

May you come over here. Okay. We could do it like Charlie's Angels. How are our droopy eyes? Yeah, happy with that. Happy with that. Let me see. Yep. Okay, so let's replace this with.

Santa Claus. Santa baby. Crampus. crampus is like the sort of evil version of santa right anyway with this yeah put that in there yeah oh my gosh i cannot even believe how cute we are we should have put a filter on that oh guys do you want me to put a filter on that look how shiny our face we're shiny shiny wow No one can say we didn't shower. Thomas would have filled from that later.

Thomas, fix it. Yeah, tinker with that. Thank you. Yeah. But this is really nice. Can you take my gray out and my yellow team? This is just us judging ourselves now. I love it.

I think that this website is perfect. People are going to go to hansombsom.com. Then they're going to see that. So they'll go here. They'll see this. That's right. They'll scroll down. They'll be called it, bitch.

I think it's perfect. Shazam. I love it. And it's user-friendly. I know. Click, drag. You too can have your producer build a podcast. Well, he sit on the couch and point and make bad suggestions.

Do this, do this. Why don't we have it say handsome bansome.com? because that's this website. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Okay. Beautiful. I love it.

It's perfect. Okay. I love us. I love us too. I'm so into being us. Yeah, me too. Especially because we're unique. You guys, well, this was so fun.

So fun. I'm glad we did this. I know. I can't wait to go home and click on our website. I know. I'm gonna be just refreshing it all day. I know. Well, if you two want to do your own website,

Squarespace is well. where it's at. Yeah, that was very easy and fun. And so when, by the time this episode drops, the website will also have dropped. Yeah. And the song will drop. And the song will drop. And the potato. Yeah, go to handsomebansom.com.

Well, thank you guys for being a part of our journey. I hope you enjoyed this as much as we did. And girl, thank you. Thank you. Girl, thank you. Girl, thank you. All right. Well, until next time. Until next time, keep it handsome. The holly bobs are the time of year to keep it handsome and spread good cheer. Pretty ladies and ladies stay and warm by the fire.

Ask yourself, what do you desire? Making handsome holiday wishes while you wash the dishes and listen to the pot. We keep it handsome with you Taking handsome holiday wishes This is what our bliss is Chat with friends We keep it handsome with you My holiday wishes to sing into church

Next to an exec on a big talent search Now hear my voice send in my panes To sing on the stage with mating at our wonders Making handsome holiday wishes While you wash the dishes And listen to the pot We keep it handsome with you Making handsome holiday wishes

This is what our bliss is We chat with friends We'll keep it handsome with you to wish to always be handsome you better work for my holiday wish i'm gonna wrap my part while we hear a may fact about bonaparte hey girl i know you've been lonely this year but this holiday season i just want you to remember in 1795 napoleon bonaparte wrote a romance novel oh that's so interesting my fact yeah making handsome holiday wishes while you watch the dishes and listen to the pot We'll keep it handsome with you Making handsome holiday wishes

This is what our bliss is Chat with friends We keep it handsome with you Ha ha ha ha Damn we're good What a podcast Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tignotaro, and Fortune Feamster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett.

Email us at handsomepod at gmail.com, and please follow us on social media at HandsomePod. What a podcast! What a podcast! That was a headgum podcast.