Handsome - Jillian Bell asks about songs in space

Episode Date: May 6, 2025

The hilarious Jillian Bell (Brittany Runs A Marathon, Kinda Pregnant, Summer of '69) asks Handsome an explosively funny question on this week's episode! Plus: the de-puffer returns, Tig crack...s some egg jokes, and the Handsome hosts sing a medley for the ages.Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.comWatch Handsome on YouTubeThis is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Handsome via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Starting point is 00:01:48 Chattin' with friends on the Handsome Pod. Cheers. Cheers. Welcome to the Handsome Pod, it is your dear friend, Tig Notaro. And your dear friend, Mavis Martin. And your dear friend Maevis Martin. And your dear friend Fortune Meemster and Biggie. Sorry, I just woke him up for that.
Starting point is 00:02:14 He's like, Biggie. Wait, he was asleep and you pulled him up. I mean, he was asleep for like a minute. And I'm the villain for calling him what he is. He can fall asleep in seconds. He'll be asleep again in two minutes, don't worry. Oh, to be biggie. I mean, I can fall asleep quickly,
Starting point is 00:02:33 but I cannot stay that way. I'll wake him up again a little bit later in the pod to see if we'll check in on him. All right, good to know. I could not sleep last night and I tried your, vaguely in my memory, Tig, you said all you do is like six deep breaths or something like that. I do three. And I was like, that sounds so easy.
Starting point is 00:02:53 Three and that's it? Well, it's not just three deep breaths. It's, and I don't know if this is right or wrong for breathing techniques, but this is one I was taught and I do it as soon as I'm ready to fall asleep. I do a deep inhale through my nose and then I pause and then continue the deep inhale. So, and then hold three seconds.
Starting point is 00:03:16 So it's like this. Takes counting. And then exhale very slowly. Like you are really, really slowly exhaling as slowly as possible. Okay, I'm gonna try that next time. Yeah, so you're having trouble sleeping? Yeah, I mean, I was listening to horrific true crime podcasts
Starting point is 00:03:41 right up till I got in bed, so that was part of it. That's probably not good. And then I tried the breathing and then, guys, I don't know if you remember Fortune talking about the DePuffer. This is not an ad. This is Fortune using the DePuffer. And I was like, I'm getting it.
Starting point is 00:03:57 I got it as soon as we got off the pot. You got yours, DePuffer. And so this is like, it's like a facial. It's been influenced. 100% influence. This is like a facial. Have you used it yet? Yes, I did it last night in bed. What do you think? I did it on the hot setting. This is like a facial massaging wand, not a vibrator. It looks like one. Boy, is this a two against one. Yeah, look at this. I think you go hot first and then cold. I just wanted to relax. You just described my personality to a T.
Starting point is 00:04:29 Okay, so Fortune and May are a real YouTube dream right now. A real YouTube dream. They are claiming these are not. It's really not a sponsored ad. It's just they are also claiming it's not a vibrator. It's also not a vibrator, but it very much looks like one. Right, biggie?
Starting point is 00:04:48 But it is the puffer. It's a the puffer. Hey! Get a the puffer. It doesn't vibrate, it just gets hot and cold. But like immediately. Yeah, it's incredible. I'm a beauty influencer, y'all.
Starting point is 00:05:02 No, I know, I see. I know, this is hot, this. I should put on. Guys, did I put on this before? What is that? You know, we had JLo sponsor us at one point. Oh, yeah, I feel like I've seen. I've seen it.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Wait, did she drop out of? I don't know. Yeah. Why did she drop out? It wasn't believable? There were enough lesbians buying. Wait Thomas, why did JLo drop out? There were not enough lesbians buying JLo's beauty product. I don't know, we just didn't get a renewal, so.
Starting point is 00:05:35 You know what, we got a lifetime of memories. Did we? And I have base of bomb. Name one. Name one memory. This works though. This is one, look how shiny. If y'all think that we don't stand have base of bond. Name one. Y'all, this works though. This is one, look how shiny. If y'all think that we don't stand by some of our products.
Starting point is 00:05:48 My only memory now. My only memory now of JLo is that she dropped out of sponsoring our gay faces. As long as the bra companies stick with us. Come on y'all. Yeah, yes. Don't leave us. But if we got your bras, we got your makeup. Lesbians, we need y'all. Yeah, yes. Don't leave us. If we got your bras, we got your makeup.
Starting point is 00:06:07 Lesbians, we need y'all to continue buying beauty products. Now, or at least start. You're drinking, I can see what looks like an iced coffee, but I'm gonna presume this is decaf? Yes, yeah. It is an iced decaf Americano. You know what I'm doing for myself today? What?
Starting point is 00:06:24 What's your self-claim? Girl, tell us. I'm gonna go get myself a nice coffee drink and I'm gonna take Biggie and we're gonna sit on a bench somewhere and we're just gonna be. I say hell yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:41 Yeah. You ever do that? Sometimes I just go sit on the bench somewhere and I just, I don't even know if you listen to music. I have different places around. Is this one of those things or, you know, it feels very much like a, like a afterschool type movie that you would see where it's like,
Starting point is 00:06:57 well, I haven't seen Fortune, where is she? Well, you know, she's probably sitting on her bench. Yeah. And then they go find you there and you're having some deep thoughts. I'm like, people really think I'm crazy. I will go find a bench in random places and just sit and be. I have no, that is the least crazy. That is, that's what you should be doing. Is there grass by your bench? Can you take your little benches?
Starting point is 00:07:20 I don't have a bench. Yeah, right. So it's not a bench that you bring with you that you wheel around. There's several ones. There's some ones in parks. There's ones at like one of those outdoor malls. No, I know where benches are. I wondered where your afterschool special bench was. No, I don't do a bus bench, but.
Starting point is 00:07:38 But that's like, what's crazy is that we feel the need to like document every second of our lives. Like it's so nice to just go be and not have to post a picture of you on your bench. Not to have to be like, hey you guys, I'm just being. Hey, just being, hashtag being. Here's what I think this is really great. I think we can all agree, Fortune could use some bench time
Starting point is 00:08:01 with Biggie and here is really what I'm gonna suggest. You go to your bench that's got grass, you take your little hooves off and you put your little toes in the grass. And you ground yourself. I like that. That idea of that feels nice. TMZ is like comedian fortune Feimster falls on hard times
Starting point is 00:08:21 barefoot at a bench. Friends concerned. It's self care, leave me alone. I went on Easter Sunday, I went on a hike up to like Griffith Park Observatory. Oh yeah? I found a nice bench there looking out over the thing. And up there, there was like someone had made
Starting point is 00:08:38 like a circle of stones, like a meditation. It was like a- It was probably fortune. It was probably fortune, did you make a spiral? Yeah, last bench visit. That's her bench and she didn't wanna tell you. Yeah, they've got benches on those hikes. I've done those. Yeah, in the middle of this spiral of stones,
Starting point is 00:08:52 people had left like little offerings, like a marble, a crystal. This is my kind of vibe, right? So I left a penny that I found and then I left a little note with a poem on it and I hid it under a rock. Oh, well I love that. Well, I love that there's a spiral
Starting point is 00:09:06 because quite possibly people that are in spirals are going there to spend time to clear their minds. Mm-hmm. Exactly. And the spiral is a powerful like presence in the world. Like you see, you know, like snail shells, like this pattern's in nature, right? Or you see these whales that are just making spiral patterns
Starting point is 00:09:25 with their air bubbles in the ocean and they're like perfect spirals, like, yeah, anyway. If my memory serves me, which it typically doesn't, that is the layout of Paris, right? Is like a shell, a snail shell. Really? I think so. Thomas, are snail shell. Really? I think so. Thomas, are you looking it up?
Starting point is 00:09:47 You know where I need to go sit on a bench is in Paris. Oh man, yeah. Can we come? Put it on the list, Thomas. Please, I would love to go to Paris. Yeah, have you been? Many times, but I would love to go back. Maybe I'll go this summer.
Starting point is 00:10:00 The 20 arrondissements are arranged in the form of a clockwise spiral, often linked to a snail shell, starting from the arranged in the form of a clockwise spiral often linked to a snail shell starting from the middle of the city of Paris with the first on the right bank in brackets North Bank of the Seine. Nice. Tick fact. Tick fact.
Starting point is 00:10:17 Yeah. Love that. I was cycling in Paris. I used to do long distance cycling and I was training for a five day trip where I was doing 50 to 100 miles a day. So I went to France to train and flew into Paris and my first night there, I went on a bike ride and I got completely lost and I kept telling myself,
Starting point is 00:10:47 just keep the Eiffel Tower in sight, but that didn't help at all. I could see the Eiffel Tower, but I didn't know where the hell I was or where I was going. And this was before there were cell phones and GPS and all that. Maybe there were cell phones,
Starting point is 00:11:01 but only billionaires had them. And so I got lost and this guy picked me up and put my bike in the back of his car and he didn't really speak English at all, but he somehow got me back to where I was staying. And what he explained to me was this whole snail thing of the layout of Paris. Yeah. And those were the days, no maps, no Google maps, was this whole snail thing of the layout of Paris.
Starting point is 00:11:25 Yeah. And those were the days. No maps, no Google maps, and you just throw in your bike in the back of some guy's truck. And hope nobody kills you. I know. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:11:36 When I lived in Europe in 2002, I would sleep in these chamber rooms and hostels with complete strangers. Yeah, yeah, I love a hostel. Me and this man shared a room in Germany, and I'm like, I don't know this guy. I could be murdered, but you just did it. You can be murdered in your own home,
Starting point is 00:11:55 but let's not go into that. That is a hard cold fact, thank you for reminding me. I actually just got a bunch of security cameras. I've been living fast and loose. Like I had, my gate was broken. I had no security cameras. I kept losing my key. And then now I've got a baseball bat under my bed.
Starting point is 00:12:13 And I got security, well, everyone said I should. Yeah, why not? Are you inviting a lot of strangers back to your house? Yes, I think we have bear spray somewhere. Do you really? No, I have to- Some kind of spray. Like a wooden baseball bat.
Starting point is 00:12:29 And then they said, oh, you should put a sock over it. So if you get, if the person tries to grab it. Oh, I already said this, okay. Well, I didn't know that you were really gearing up for a massive attack, but I do remember you mentioning putting a sock over a baseball bat. And that's a really good idea. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:49 Yeah. Safety first. Safety first. But now everybody knows when they break into your house. They're like, I know not to grab that baseball bat. Yeah. Yeah. And I want to remind people my really good defense of like getting on your back and just
Starting point is 00:13:08 kicking wildly like if anybody's coming at you. And I do think that comes from my childhood when my brother would attack me, I would just get on my back and I took one semester of karate in college because I think I had to have a credit in something. And I did learn some pretty good skills. I did learn how to break a guy's kneecap if needed. Oh, how? How? How? You have to kick down, kick out and down. But I don't know what that means. What do you mean? I'd have to show you.
Starting point is 00:13:42 Well, stand up. Come on, I can't. Come on, Fortune. I don't have the room. You don't have pants on? I don't have pants on. Out and down, okay. I can picture that. You're hitting it from the top on an angle.
Starting point is 00:13:55 Yeah, our next live record, I'll show you how to do it. Next live record, you break TIG's kneecaps. And I broke a wooden thing with my foot as well. Would you just call it maybe wood? You know what? I would, pig. I would. A piece of wood.
Starting point is 00:14:12 A block of wood. Okay. With your forehead would be really badass. No, I know, but it was with my foot. You know how strong my gams are. Yeah, oh boy, do we. How did you get those gams, by the way? My only guess is that they, I've played sports my whole life.
Starting point is 00:14:30 So I grew up playing soccer, softball, basketball and tennis. But I don't feel like Abby even has calves like that. I played collegiate tennis all four years and collegiate soccer my senior year. So I ran all the time. But I don't know. I think part of it is genetics. Do you remember the, in sort of like college age, guys were really into crushing cans on
Starting point is 00:14:54 their head? Like you finished the can and then you crushed the can on their head. Is that still, do you think people still do that? I don't run around in that. Not circle. Yeah, I really don't. I'm in bed by nine, but. Yeah, I really don't. I'm in bed by nine, but. Yeah, I've never done it either. Me neither.
Starting point is 00:15:09 Yeah. You ever done a keg stand? No. Do you really not know? Oh, you haven't. No. Thomas, keg stand? Should I answer this?
Starting point is 00:15:21 Yeah, I've done the keg stand. Thomas, Marie. Honestly, it's Marie. Honestly, Tig, we don't know, like in your past, there are some wild things you did do. Oh my gosh, I did wild things, but not alcohol or drug wild. Oh, okay. I don't think we knew that.
Starting point is 00:15:37 You're like, you walked on train tracks or you robbed a guy. So wait, you're saying you don't know that I didn't have like- Like in your younger, in your dyke days, when you had the, remember the, your okay dyke picture? Yeah, you're saying I could have been jacked up on drugs and alcohol.
Starting point is 00:15:53 I didn't think you were jacked up on anything, but I didn't know how much to dabble. I think I was just jacked up on gayness, but I am. Yeah, you were pretty gay. I didn't really drink alcohol until, maybe until I was 30. I mean, of course I had had a drink here and there, but I didn't casually drink alcohol until I was 30.
Starting point is 00:16:22 I think it was mainly because I was dating somebody that drank more than casually. She drank way more than casually. So you had to be in charge? Not just in charge, it was more so I was drinking to make our relationship make sense. And then after that, which makes sense. And then after that, yeah, whatever, who cares? But no, I don't have any, I think like once a year and I really don't even really even drink a drink even anymore, but maybe. I've seen you have a sip of whiskey here and there.
Starting point is 00:17:02 I see, you went out, you had a margarita on time. In the past like six months, I would say I've stopped. Even a little sip of whiskey or a margarita or something. I feel like it's probably so many comedians have done this joke that it's hacked, but it did happen to me. So I will say that on Easter, I had ordered food delivery. And so I got a notification
Starting point is 00:17:25 on my phone from Uber Eats that said Jesus is on the way. Yeah, that was pretty good. And it was on Easter? It was on Easter, yeah, yeah. And the driver was called Jesus. He is risen. I thought you were gonna say the joke that I made, which I'm sure I'm not the first,
Starting point is 00:17:42 but we were going to an Easter egg hunt with Max and Finn and somebody said something about the egg hunt. What time is the egg hunt start? And I said, well, hasn't that been our entire last year, hunting for eggs? Hello. What?
Starting point is 00:18:06 Yeah, eggs are hard to come by because, you know, have you not heard about this? Cause they're expensive and the bird flu. Oh, I thought you were talking about like a fertility thing. Wow. Wow. I was like, oh, you're trying to freeze your eggs. To be fair, May, it wasn't a great joke.
Starting point is 00:18:22 No offense. Thank you. Fortune Marie. You don't think that was a good joke? That we've all been hunting for eggs? I have never been hunting for, they're on the shelves. They're just expensive. Sometimes they're not though.
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Starting point is 00:21:48 I mean, I'm not hunting for them. Thank you, so my joke was stellar. It would be funny if you and Stephanie got a babysitter for Max and Finn so that you guys could go to an Easter egg hunt, that'd be funny. Yeah, Easter is so much more fun when you have a child. Yeah, it's really not a thing if you don't. When you don't have a child, you're like,
Starting point is 00:22:08 I mean, you celebrate Jesus and all that stuff for sure. I disagree with the fun thing because my friend Beth, it is her favorite holiday. And before we had Max and Finn as adult, and Beth and I are like friends from way back, we, we, we, we times. And she organizes and used to organize adult egg hunts. And we had so much fun.
Starting point is 00:22:38 So how dare you say it's only fun with a kid. We would have a whole brunch and we would all get a basket. And Beth, it was so fun. And then Max and Finn came along and now we just transferred it over to them. And it's just organizing more social things. Let's do it. Say the word, say the word.
Starting point is 00:22:58 I'll get into my social phase this summer. Yes, you will. Yeah, you will. Activities though, like activities are where it's at for me. That's what will get me out. We're gonna be social butterflies this summer. Yes, you will. Yes, activities though. Activities are where it's at for me. That's what will get me out. We're gonna be social butterflies this summer. Yes, I'm down.
Starting point is 00:23:10 You know what else I wanna do? Since the love of tap dancing has come to the forefront even more. Mm-hmm. Yeah. I wanna go, I wanna take a tap class for real, but I feel like they only do it for children. So I wanted to, I wanted to.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Guys. I already have a dance instructor ready to teach us here in LA. That's true, but I also wanna go to a kid's tap dancing class. Okay. My kids. Let's talk about this weird. Cause then we'll all be learning at the same pace.
Starting point is 00:23:42 Well, my suggestion is that, cause that amazing dance teacher from our live show. She didn't wanna teach us buffoons. Well, she's been DMing me some suggestions of classes. What if we all pay her an exorbitant amount of money to do a private class just the three of us? It's a big ask for her. She lives in Austin. And also she's a major choreographer.
Starting point is 00:24:03 I know. And you know, we test patience. But I need to go back to Forge and saying we would all learn at the same level, even if you're not a small child. A small child is learning the basics very slowly. So are we. And I think we need that.
Starting point is 00:24:19 Okay, but we are too, so we're still learning at that same level. But we can get a private. Are there adult classes that teach at that level? I feel like I have to join the seven year olds. Fortune Marie, listen to me. We, I have an instructor. Also wouldn't that be funny?
Starting point is 00:24:35 And we could have dance recitals. Okay, but Fortune. I need a child to want to do. I have a dance instructor that will teach us a private lesson, the three of us. Okay. And so we can have our own recital and we will do that. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:51 Invite our friends. Yes. Oh my God. Yes. Let's do it. I love that it is so hard for us to even schedule doing this podcast. I know, to record. But I feel like we will make the time if this is, like I will do that.
Starting point is 00:25:05 Yes. By the way, I have a friend who told me that her parents love Easter and love the aesthetic and they're always like, like their internet password is Easter bunny and stuff like that. My God. And then her and her siblings were sitting around
Starting point is 00:25:17 and they were like, wait, we're all born in January. That means we were all conceived around Easter time. Whoa. And they brought this to the parents and they were like, yeah, well, your father worked a lot and that was the one day off was Easter. And they're like, what? So this whole time, like the internet password is Easter bunny and this is all a reference
Starting point is 00:25:35 to how you guys bone every Easter. Doing it like bunnies. I know. Yeah, doing it like bunnies. That's a real, that is a real love of Easter. Yeah. And the Lord. And the Lord bless you and keep you. Thank you, fortune. The Lord make his face to shine upon you,
Starting point is 00:25:59 to shine upon you. Okay, sorry. Well, no, don't be sorry. Don't be sorry. I mean, I was thinking of getting the show moving along, but then one of my favorite things in the world is to hear- Is it him? Well, from her. The religious fervor, yeah, just-
Starting point is 00:26:17 And be gracious unto you. What does it mean when they talk about countenance divine and like is your countenance your face? I don't know. Countenance divine. Countenance divine. Like I think it's like a religious term for your face. Let's find out. Speaking of religious faces, the Pope checked out.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Oh, I know. I know. Aren't you glad you... Yeah, it is countenance is a person's face or facial expression. Well, you have a beautiful countenance. Oh. Yes, you do.
Starting point is 00:26:50 Yeah, Tig, it's nice that you got to go and meet the, who knows what the next pope will be like. It could be a scary pope, so it's good that you, I've seen online people calling me a conspiracy theorist and saying I'm gullible, but I will say that there is a prophecy of the popes that said that this pope would be the last before the end of the world. And so when he passed, I got a little nervous.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Wow. Uh-oh. And so what makes you nervous about the end of the world? Yeah, good point actually, when you put it that way. Because if we're all gone. Yeah, I'm ready to see what's... I don't want it to happen, but I was just wondering what your nerves are about. Well, yeah, isn't it kind of dark that I feel more comfortable at the end of the world because I wouldn't be missing out on anything and everybody would be dead?
Starting point is 00:27:40 Mm-hmm. Like I'm less scared of that than my own death. Mm-hmm. No, I don't know. everybody will be dead? Like I'm less scared of that than my own death. No, I don't know. But they just found the most, they found evidence of life on another planet. Oh yeah, I saw that. Yes, recently.
Starting point is 00:27:56 It's not confirmed. Is it not? It's like 124 light years away or something and it's all, it's, 124 light years away or something and it's it's all it's it's the gases that creatures emit. Creatures. Fortune please let the scientist speak. Can you tell me more about the creatures?
Starting point is 00:28:29 I think unless I read something else I think they have a lot of reason to believe this is what's going on, but it's not fully one hundo. Sorry, fortune has just shown as a creature. Fortune needs attention because we were right in the middle of getting some very updated information from a scientist, Tegna Taro, Dr. Kate. No, from you. I'm calling you the scientist. You were saying gases and stuff. But then you were following it up with equally well-researched. Was it a May fact that you were sharing
Starting point is 00:28:51 that someone felt was a conspiracy theory? Was that what you were saying? I made the mistake of dipping in to a little Reddit thread about, and it was like, oh, May's so gullible, and this is... I see. But listen, I just like a little joy in my life and I like to entertain the possibility
Starting point is 00:29:09 that all these things are true. Does it cause me stress? Yes. Am I overwhelmed? Yes. And did Tig and I know at any moment what you're talking about? No.
Starting point is 00:29:18 No, but you try the deep breathing, see if it helps. Buy the tin foil hat. And by the way, real quick, we should move into our question, but does anybody have any feelings about all of the ladies that went off into space? Well, I feel like fortune's kinder than me. I love it when the internet kind of unites
Starting point is 00:29:44 sense of humor-wise and finds the same thing funny and yeah, it makes me feel like the human population has the same sense of humor. And so I am enjoying the content of like the ridiculousness of Katy Perry singing up there and you know, it was funny. It was funny, it was funny. Here's my question. Yeah. Is let's say, cause I understand what you're saying. My concern is I don't like pylons. Right.
Starting point is 00:30:14 Yeah. Because I know when it's there, you know, they're just going to space. And look, you can be like, absolutely. It wasn't great for the environment. Absolutely. There was some over the top reactions to what they were doing.
Starting point is 00:30:30 And yes, money could have been spent in different ways, but okay. And then it's like... It just felt kind of tone deaf, I guess, is what people are feeling. Absolutely. But yeah, you're right, I guess. But it was pretty, I mean.
Starting point is 00:30:45 I love Gail. I love Gail. I like running into Gail. She's like, hey Fortune, she's always so nice. That's so nice. Well, I wanna support my gal Gail. Oh yeah, I love Gail. Sure, sure, Gail's great.
Starting point is 00:30:58 Look, there's no, I'm just curious because of course there's like funny things, but then I go, ooh, but these are actual people. I know, I know, it's easy to- I don't like the pylons either. I don't like pylons. Just I'm like, ugh, gosh. Right.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I don't like yucking people's yum. Yeah. That's a good expression. They had, it was special to them. It was powerful for them, yeah, yeah. You know? Yeah. But yes, yes, there was tone deaf moments,
Starting point is 00:31:30 there was easy targets and not great for the planet and money. I think I just, I kind of, it passed me by and then so I only heard about it or was aware of it like when it happened, I didn't really know it was happening. And I think it just felt, it's just some things feel surreal. It just felt like we're, it was just slightly surreal.
Starting point is 00:31:52 It's like, I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this. Like, cool. Yeah, I was just curious. I didn't follow it too much. It, somebody, well, Stephanie sent me. Random person. Sent me. Random person. Sent me something about it and I was like, I totally get it but I'm just like, man,
Starting point is 00:32:14 it stresses me out when there's a pile on on people. Yeah. But how many groups of men gone to space and was it this big of a deal? Well, that was the thing is they were like, women power and unite and it just, it felt like- It probably wasn't a lot.
Starting point is 00:32:32 It probably wasn't eight men holding hands and singing. You know, like- I love when ladies hold hands and sing. I'm all for it. That's my favorite part of any lady hang. I'm all for it. And I'm all for spending money in the best way possible and doing all the right things. But let's say some, but there was a glitch and this is a constant debate in my family
Starting point is 00:32:56 too because I love space and I care about space and space travel. Now you sound like Katy Perry. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because baby, you're a firework. Did she say that up there? No, and that must have taken, yeah, yeah. Because baby, I'm a fire. Did she sing that up there? No, and that must have taken a lot of restraint, which I respect.
Starting point is 00:33:10 What? She was saying. That's the song if you're gonna sing one. I know. And can I tell you, Stephanie, I love Katy Perry and she got me tickets to her concert years ago. Maybe I've talked about this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:22 I did. That's hilarious. There were lots of kids there. Picturing me bumping into Katy Perry and the sharks dancing in the background. I did not know that she appeals to kids. I was like, what the hell? She's like, where am I? Mostly appeals to kids now.
Starting point is 00:33:35 What if we showed up to our live podcast and the whole audience was kids and we were like, oh, we didn't know this was our demographic? Probably our friends from the tap dancing class. Yes. If you're like me, you've got a go-to shirt you love to wear.
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Starting point is 00:37:29 Use promo code PHOTO, terms and conditions apply. PHOTO, folks, don't forget it. Thank you, Aura. Thanks. But this is a big debate in my house between my mom and I, because we care a lot about space travel, but also the money that's spent and it would be so easy to solve world hunger.
Starting point is 00:37:51 Well, that part would be nice for sure. Yeah. And also now that space travel seems all connected to these billionaires and sort of eccentric. It would be nice for all the money that Jeff Bezos spends, like when he spends a big chunk of money on something, he also donates a big chunk of money to something else. That would be nice, because he has the means to do that. Yes he does.
Starting point is 00:38:13 Tenfold. Yeah. So maybe he should think about that. You hear us Jeff? You hear us? Oh Bezos. He listens, I'm sure. Stephanie did a commercial with him,
Starting point is 00:38:24 and nobody on set could call him Jeff Bezos? Who listens, I'm sure. Stephanie did a commercial with him and nobody on set could call him Jeff Bezos. They could only call him Big Bird. Wait, he requested that? I guess because of kidnapping. Oh my God, Big Bird is in the building. Yes, Big Bird, and it's like, why not come up with something like Carl or something? Because Big Bird, you know,
Starting point is 00:38:46 Big Bird's not there, you know? That's ostentatious. People are going to. People would be like, why, Big Bird, I gotta go see that. You have Big Bird, they're like, that's not a real person, let's look into that. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:38:59 Yeah, like, you know how when celebrities check into hotels and they'll use names like Big Bird or like Al Capone. Nobody uses Big Bird when they check into a hotel, man. But if I was a stalker and I wanted to find someone, I'd go to the front desk and go, is there anyone staying here with an insane name? Is there like Big Bird? Yeah, connect me to Big Bird's room, please. All right, should we get to our question? You know what that is? Can we? Like a bird, first name Big.
Starting point is 00:39:29 Hello, Ms. Bird, I'm sorry to bother you, but there is somebody at the front desk. Okay, I can't read anymore. So if somebody could introduce. Cause Jillian is one of my best friends. Wow. Are you serious? Yeah. I didn't know that. Yeah, I will tell you who this is and then tell you how we're best friends. Wow. Are you serious? Yeah. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:39:45 Yeah, I will tell you who this is and then tell you how we're best friends. Okay. Our question asker today is a comedian, director and writer. She's starred in so many things like Britney Runs a Marathon, Rough Night, 22 Jump Street, she was a workaholic,
Starting point is 00:40:02 and she just co-wrote and directed this new movie called Summer of 69 that's going to be streaming on Hulu, May 9th. She is amazing. She's one of my best friends. Jillian Bell is today's question asker. And yeah, we go back from, we met at the Groundlings 15 years ago, 16 years ago. We were neighbors in two different neighborhoods for years. Her sister Brianna is one of my dear friends, bestie too.
Starting point is 00:40:37 And I love her so much. We have been trying to get a movie made together for a while. And it is my dream that that happens. That would be a great pairing. Because she's one of the funniest people ever. I'd like to be in it as well. I have a lot to say about her. As you know, I don't follow a lot of pop culture,
Starting point is 00:40:57 TV and film. Stephanie and I, we were like, let's go see a movie. This was years ago, whenever the Brittany Runs a Marathon came out. And she suggested we go to that. And I was like, had no idea what this movie was. Honestly wasn't, I don't think I was familiar with Jillian.
Starting point is 00:41:18 And we went to that movie and I was like, this is so good. This person is so funny. I need to watch it. And it just opened my whole world to this person. And I think working in comedy, you know, you can get kind of run down with it and not easily amused. And she is so deeply funny.
Starting point is 00:41:42 And I know everybody already knows this but I yeah I'm very impressed. As soon as you met her did you know this is someone with funny bones? Oh my god when if you watch Jillian at the groundlings back in the day she's so unique. Her point of view is like no one else's and you were like who is this person and she she wrote all those sketches herself. So her point of view was like, how does she come up with that? Where does that, how does her brain work like that?
Starting point is 00:42:10 She's just so like, I'm dying for us to get to do something big together. We've been writing the script. We've for years, it's just been, we always are like, we have to have something together. But she's just such a great person. She's just there when you need her. A good person, kind heart.
Starting point is 00:42:34 Well, listen, no matter how big or small the project, go ahead and throw me in there too. Because big fan right here of Jillian Bell. Let's hear a question. Yeah. Hello. It's Jillian Bell Oh I'm so excited to be talking to the most handsome people on earth spacing of Earth Here's my question
Starting point is 00:43:00 Okay, you're in space Mm-hmm On a spaceship. Yeah. And you've been told that the spaceship is going to explode. Yikes. In three to four minutes. Wow. The only thing they can do to comfort you.
Starting point is 00:43:16 This seems very Julian. Is blast whatever song you want to go out with a bang on. Hmm. What are you gonna play? Hmm. you want to go out with a bang on? What are you gonna play? And follow-up question, would you ever go to space? Interesting. Can you believe that we were just talking about that? I can. So now it's the handsome shuttle.
Starting point is 00:43:39 Hopefully there's no, what does it matter if this expedition gets backlash because apparently we're dying. Yeah. It'll be like the, what was it? Didn't Buddy Holly and a bunch of people die in a plane crash? Yes, yes, yes. I'm up to date on all the hot things.
Starting point is 00:43:55 That was the day the music died. That was the day the music died. The day the music died. That wouldn't be a bad choice of song. And you know what? I, the big bopper was on that. Um, Richie Valens and then Buddy Holly. And I remember, you know, Buddy Holly has that famous song.
Starting point is 00:44:15 Um, every day. Well, um, what is it? Love like yours will surely come my way. There's that and then also Wow, I've completely spaced it Anyway, I'll come back out. I'll come back to it. That'll be the day when you say Yeah, that'll be the day when you say goodbye. That'll be the day. Yeah, and When you say goodbye
Starting point is 00:44:48 the day. Yeah. And when you say goodbye, something about when I die and then boom, he died. Well, would you go to space? I would not. I would not go in a shuttle, but I would go in a hot air balloon through the ozone layer because that is what Joe Kittinger did. He was the first person to see the earth from space and you can in a hot air balloon with like a breathing mask and a space suit but exposed and then jumped off and free fell and parachuted and same with that Red Bull guy did it. No thank you. Yeah Felix. Guy jacked up on Red Bull jumped out of a-
Starting point is 00:45:15 He's like a Red Bull promotional thing. Yeah. Drink Red Bull. He was full of Red Bull and vodka and just jumped out of a hot air balloon. I'm an astronaut. Cause I'm stressed about the mechanics and the machinery and the pollution and stuff, but a hot air balloon, I feel like is simple. It's gonna be fine.
Starting point is 00:45:36 And then I can jump and parachute. So I would do that, but I don't think I would go into space yet. I don't even know if I'd go in a hot air balloon. Really? No. Even if you weren't going to space? No, I didn't know hot air balloons went into space. I don't even know if I'd go in a hot air balloon. Really? No. Even if you weren't going to space? No, I didn't know hot air balloons went to space.
Starting point is 00:45:49 How weird to be like on the moon. I didn't know that was possible. And a hot air balloon passes you on the moon. Well that was like actually a big faux pas. Well it's probably a special hot air balloon. Big faux pas. There's a faux pas. In the hot air balloon community,
Starting point is 00:46:02 it's a big faux pas to go to space. You're going way too high, that's a big faux pas. it's a big faux pas to go to space. You're going way too high. That's a big faux pas. That's a big faux pas. We don't do that in this hot air balloon community. Wait, would you go to space, Fortune? I like space in that I like to look into telescopes and learn about planets and things like that. Sure.
Starting point is 00:46:21 I don't want to go to space just because it's like there's a rocket attached to you. Yeah. And it's, you know, lots of fuel. Could blow up. It could blow up any second. It has many times. Yeah. Many times. I just, yeah, I don't know. The reward of it is not big enough for the risk for me. Yeah, I feel like what do I need up there? Yeah, to float. I mean, like a sense of perspective. Yeah, we tread water. What do we need to float for in space? Katy Perry came back with all this kind of perspective on love and unity, but William
Starting point is 00:46:57 Shatner went to space and he came back and had a very different take, which he was like, it is hostile up there. We should not be there. For real? It is a cold and hot, which he was like, it is hostile up there. We, it is, we should not be there for real. A cold and hot, desolate, hostile environment. Okay. Well, yeah. I mean, I was just thinking I'm from the Star Trek world. You, you know, you don't even want to go. I don't want to go at all.
Starting point is 00:47:20 I just, I just want to wander around my neighborhood and. I understand why people do it. at all, I just wanna wander around my neighborhood. I understand why people do it, obviously. It's just not anything I've ever aspired to do. And so, okay, you get the message. This poor person is tasked with telling you, okay, you got four minutes and it's gonna explode. We're uploading your Spotify playlist as a speech. Yeah, I can play a song if you want.
Starting point is 00:47:45 Also, the person that's telling you, oh, you're saying the person from Earth is contacting you. Houston. Yeah, Houston has a problem. I mean, maybe Katy Perry's Fireworks song also is good for this. I might want something like the rainbow connection. Oh, Kermit the Frog?
Starting point is 00:48:10 Yeah, I might wanna hear Kermit as I go out. Something really soothing and kind of your inner child. Yeah. Kermit's on my mind because I was, do you know who the singer, this is a stretch, but do you know who Lucas Nelson is? Willie Nelson's son? Mm-mm, mm-mm. He is so cool.
Starting point is 00:48:32 So cool. He's so cute, so talented, and he did this post on Instagram about how he got sober, he got in shape, pulled his life together and did something he had always been scared of but wanted to do, he's scared to fly. And so he got his pilot license. And he was just like making this announcement
Starting point is 00:48:57 of like basically somebody that really turned their life around and did something that scared them and I just found it inspiring. And it made me look at his dad's page, you know, went to Willie's page. And then I'm like, who does Willie follow? Guess who one of the accounts Willie follows? Who Kermit the frog. That's perfect. That is so perfect. The difference. Kermit the Frog. That's perfect. That is so perfect that they're friends.
Starting point is 00:49:25 Not only does he follow, I was like, wait a minute, Willie Nelson follows Kermit the Frog, then I go to Kermit the Frog's page, and then I'm like, who follows Kermit? I have like 60 friends that follow Kermit the Frog. I think I probably do, yeah. I don't think I do. But I filmed with Kermit.
Starting point is 00:49:45 I got to film with Kermit and Fozzie Bear. And did he go by Big Bird? He did not. It was one of the coolest things. I was like, I can't believe I'm filming with the freaking Muppets. That's awesome. That's incredible.
Starting point is 00:49:58 Watching those guys in action was unbelievable. I mean, it was such an interesting world. They have people that their whole job is to keep up with facts about the Muppets so that you never, there's never any sort of like different story. Like once they establish something about the Muppets, that's it forever and they have to keep up with it. You can't improvise stuff about them.
Starting point is 00:50:24 It's really interesting. And you can't film them when they're down. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. I love that. Shouldn't that be the rule for anyone? You don't want to be filmed when you're down.
Starting point is 00:50:35 Right. They have to always be alive and alert. So kids always see them in their alive position. I don't want to see Kermit passed out and trashed. It is, and those guys are like rolling around and there's three of them and they're, oh my God. I don't wanna know, I don't wanna break the magic. Unbelievable.
Starting point is 00:50:56 Tig, it's breaking my heart imagining that song coming through the speakers and you looking out the window. The lovers someday will find it. Rainbow connection, the window. The rainbow connection. Fortune, what about you? I was thinking I was going dramatic for a second, like Whitney Houston. I will always love you. Hmm. Where, you know, it starts with the if I should stay, you know, the. It was up right then.
Starting point is 00:51:26 And I'm just like. And die. Boom. Where do you want the explosion in the song? Oh, it should be that moment in Whitney's version where it goes quiet. Uh huh. And then it goes.
Starting point is 00:51:39 And die. Excuse me. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's good. That's really good. Wait, better's good. That's really good. Wait, better than Kermit singing? It's just a different vibe. It depends.
Starting point is 00:51:49 Are we being filmed for a documentary? Mine's very- Not if I'm down. Mine's great for a documentary. Yours is epic in scope. One tier going down. Mine's epic too. I think so far, not that it's a competition, but so far, Tig, yours would make me cry more.
Starting point is 00:52:06 Fortune would be more celebratory, I guess. You'd be inspired. But wouldn't mine also make you- For all the loved ones we're gonna leave behind, we're telling them we'll always love them. Yeah, that's nice. And as sad as mine might be, wouldn't mine also be hilarious,
Starting point is 00:52:22 like when you had some space, some distance from it, and you laugh and you go, oh my God, Tig went out on Rainbow Connection with Kermit singing. Mine's like a more Armageddon movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Armageddon theme song would be pretty good. I could stay awake, just to hear you breathe it. Okay, my options are-
Starting point is 00:52:44 What about Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard? Pour some sugar on me. Just to hear you breathe it. Okay, my option is out. What about Pour Some Sugar On Me by Def Leppard? Pour some sugar on me. We're acting like the end is not near. I would play the handsome theme. No, I would. I mean, my first thought was ground control to major tone, but that's really dark and sad. So I think, I mean, I'd love to pre-record before I went up just in case like an original song
Starting point is 00:53:09 about my life or something. Like, hey kid, you did good. And here we are again. Are you tap dancing, I assume? Yeah, yeah. And all three of us together, we're just having to listen to each other's songs. Of course.
Starting point is 00:53:25 It's on our playlist, our Armageddon playlist. We're like, now your turn, now your turn. It's like Russian roulette, like you don't know what you're gonna die on. Yeah, I think I'd go great gig in the sky, Pink Floyd. Give us a little bit. That vocal solo, yeah. Give us a little bit. That vocal solo, yeah. Give us a taste.
Starting point is 00:53:47 Oh. Oh. Oh. Wait. Ah. And Tegan, I have to listen to that? The rainbow connection. Lovers. The rainbow connection. Lovers.
Starting point is 00:54:06 The dreamer. And I, yeah. Pour some sugar on me. And I. I don't think we're taking the end of our lives seriously. And I. Oh boy. I mean, fortune a him would be nice.
Starting point is 00:54:20 Can you imagine the people at ground control going, what the fuck is happening up there? They don't seem stressed at all. In fact, they're singing along. I mean, you would kind of have to just resign yourself to it. If you knew you were for the- Yeah, what are you gonna do? I know, like I wouldn't want to go out stressed.
Starting point is 00:54:43 I think I would accept it. Well, you'd have to. I think I would accept it. Mm-hmm Well, I think I've talked to us, but you know, you know Tom Cruise is filming in space He's gonna be the first actor to film in space. Oh Tc yeah classic TC every time I watch these shows where they're in the elements and it's crazy I'm like we're actors. What's happening? Right, you know like the last of us, they're shooting in Alberta, Canada, they're all like having hypothermia.
Starting point is 00:55:09 Like, what are we doing? What's the speed? I know, if I ever have to do a rain scene in the cold, I'm like, oh God, or even just the cold. If it's like slightly chilly and I have to act like it's summertime, I'm like, oh God. What have I find?
Starting point is 00:55:27 I can't imagine. I filmed a night in Toronto in July where it was frigid and I was like, this is too hard. And I'm like, they're in Alberta, Canada in a blizzard. But I'm like a glutton for punishment or something or like the sort of 12 year old in me is like, oh yeah, just punch me for real in the scene. Or like, oh yeah, let me in there.
Starting point is 00:55:46 I'll take my shirt off and get in the lake. No, I'm like, what are we doing? This is supposed to be pretend. I'm like, fire me. Replace me. Please, I gotta go home. What am I here? I miss my cats.
Starting point is 00:56:02 You guys won't pay me enough for this. Yeah. Well, should we hear what Gillian has to say? We yes. Yeah. And this is my answer. Nice. Whoa. Telephone line. ELO.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Yeah, a little electric light orchestra. So good. Whoa. But I would never fucking go to space. Me and you both. I don't know that song. I love you. Do you know ELO?
Starting point is 00:56:38 No, but that sounded like all the young dudes. That was amazing. I'm gonna listen to it right now. All right. Telephone line. ELA would I never go. Well, that was a very fun episode. I have to say.
Starting point is 00:56:51 I got to say it too. Yeah. I was not expecting the fun that we had and the joy that we experienced. Uh, but we did it again on handsome. Uh, do you want to- Pulling it off again. Do you need to check in? Of course. Oh, I just saw Biggie's private part.
Starting point is 00:57:11 Also, when you lifted him up, he did a little squeak when you lifted him up. Of course he did. That was because he was laying down. He's like, Oh God, look at him. He's relentlessly adorable. He is so fucking cute.
Starting point is 00:57:22 I didn't get to see him for a few weeks, and now I'm so happy to see him again. Fortune, you are relentlessly adorable. I didn't get to see him for a few weeks and now I'm so happy to see him again. Fortune, you are relentlessly adorable too. You really are, your countenance is divine. Hold on a minute, did everyone see our producer blow a kiss? Did you get- Thomas, did you just blow a kiss to Fortune and Biggie? Yeah, I just blew them a little kiss.
Starting point is 00:57:41 No. Let me give you a finger kiss. Who was that kiss for, for Thomas? I'm giving them a little kiss. No, let me give you a finger kiss. Who was that kiss for, for Thomas? I'm giving you a finger kiss back. Thank you, Fortune. Thomas, who were you kissing? It was just aimed in the general direction of Fortune and Biggie. And Biggie.
Starting point is 00:57:58 Was it really or did somebody walk by? No. No, it was. No, there's no one back there. You were blowing kisses to Fortune. That is so sweet. I know it was. No, there's no one back there. You were blowing kisses. That is so sweet. I know. And I really, I get it.
Starting point is 00:58:11 Also, get you a producer that blows kisses like Thomas. And look how adorable we are. It's hard not to blow us a kiss. What if Thomas, once an episode, one of us gets you a kiss and it's like a reward for being relentlessly adorable and we never know who's gonna get it. Wait, we get a kiss? Like he'll blow us a kiss.
Starting point is 00:58:31 Oh, okay, cause I was like, I don't know if I wanna jump into that relationship with. No, just a reward for being. Yeah, I can do that. Okay, thank you. When we least expect it. Like who did the best on the show each episode? It's always gonna be Biggie. It's always gonna be Biggie. Oh, look how happy Biggie is.
Starting point is 00:58:50 Guys, it was a joy to see you. What a joy. Always some nice giggles with you. I wanna just mention right out of the gate here that I have a gig that is very exciting coming up. I'm doing a benefit, a charity event in Ojai, California on May 17th with Emily Sailors from the Indigo Girls. I mean, we talk about them a lot, right? Yeah, Closer to Fine would be a good song too on a spaceship. Oh my God. I mean, that's a good song anytime. Galileo.
Starting point is 00:59:28 But yeah, to blow up to Closer to Fine. Get your tickets for the Ojai Playwrights Conference fundraiser for May 17th. It is in a tiny venue. I mean, it is microscopic. So tickets aren't cheap but it is a very intimate evening with a cocktail party I believe and meet and greet all sorts of things but it's a great cause. Also June 14th I will be in Eureka Springs, Arkansas, and then you can catch me two shows, August 23rd in P-Town or at P-Town or around P-Town. I don't know how to say it.
Starting point is 01:00:14 And then also go to my dear pal Andrea Gibson's website to find out when our documentary, Come See Me in the Good Light is screening because there are numerous dates around the country and the world. And this documentary, I can't say it enough, it's so beautiful and inspiring and funny and touching, and it's just killing it at festivals.
Starting point is 01:00:43 So get a ticket. I am very excited because I'm doing three more big music shows where I'm playing my entire album with a band and I'm so pumped. And these are cities I've never played music in before. So June 10th, I'm in San Francisco. June 12th, I'm in Portland, Oregon. Never even been to Portland, Oregon. And June 13th in Vancouver at, June 12th, I'm in Portland, Oregon, never even been to Portland, Oregon,
Starting point is 01:01:06 and June 13th in Vancouver at the Vogue Theater, which is massive and I really want to sell it out. And please listen to the album and then you'll know the songs and I'm going to play some covers and some new songs and meet people after and sign merch and stuff and it'll be great. So go to maymartinmusic.com. My tour continues May 16th in Grand Rapids, Minneapolis. Then I go to St. Louis, Kansas City,
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