Handsome - John Stamos asks about first concerts

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

John Stamos defined "handsome" for a generation, and today the "Full House" and "ER" star graces us with a question about first concerts! Plus, gifts from our listeners, the return of Frau Troffea, and "a homosexual in an automobile"! Also, we have new PRIDE MONTH merch at handsomepod.com!Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.comWatch Handsome on YouTube and HuluThis is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Handsome via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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Cheers. Welcome to The Handsome Pod. I'm May Martin. I'm Tignotaro. I'm Fortune Feepster. And you are listening and watching maybe The Handsome Pod. Yeah, and today we're in the Good Hand studio presented by Allstate. Yeah, we are.

Yes, we sure are. We appreciate them supporting our pod. And we appreciate all of our listeners and watchers. Thank you guys. You're tuning in. Yeah. You might be able to tell we're all delighted to be here. Yes, we are.

It's so nice. Tigger and I have on some Canadian tuxedas. Yeah. Yeah. And what do you have? Boom. I'm rocking a Wyoming hoodie. I don't...

Little cowboy hoodie. Yeah. Where'd you get it? Um, you want to check for me? No. No. I think it might be cherry, Los Angeles. Okay.

I guess I just met where did you get it? It looks. Oh, online. Oh, okay. Yeah, not in Wyoming. Never been there. Oh. You've never been.

Never been. Actually, I've never been to Wyoming either. Two against one. And I've been to most of the states. Yeah. What's Wyoming known for? That. This.

Horses. Horses. And cowboy. I have a lot of friends getting into horse therapy where you go and the horses breathe on you. You lie there and then the horses like smell your trauma or something and they come on and they put their big old noses on you. I don't know about this.

Big old horse snout. Their big old horse snouts. horse snows and just go like and then you go oh that's better oh boy um we are really looking to heal ourselves aren't we yeah yeah you guys are searching right now maybe a horse yeah maybe a horse breathes on me with their messy little snout yeah then it'll all be okay it'll be fine i have a bit in my show that's like about a meme i saw that's like when you look into it's a photo of a horse's eye and it's said when you look into the eye of a horse, you're looking at the parts of yourself

that you're too afraid to heal. And I kind of make fun of it. And then at the meet and greet, this woman was like, no, you are, that is true. And she said, I have a horse therapy farm, and you're invited, and I have seven horses, and you will heal your inner child by looking in their eyes. And listen, I don't doubt it. Listen.

Sorry to the horse community. Yeah. And what is the saying, like, don't look a gift horse in the eyes? Yeah. So there's that. Is it in the mouth? Oh, in the mouth. In the mouth.

Yeah. Well, you know, I'm not a perfect person. I'm not a perfect person. I haven't thought about that song forever. Same. And it's funny that all three of us know that one. Guys, three on three. Three on three.

Is that the first time? Maybe. Also, it sounds a lot sexier than it is. Three on three. Yeah. Bown chika-b-b-b-b-d-d-. Guys, I am excited because before we came to record, Yeah. Thomas reminded me that I had said that because people have been bringing me things on tour, little trinkets and gifts.

That's right. And Thomas was like, don't forget to bring some stuff. And so I manically started ripping open these. I have 12 boxes of stuff. Oh, my gosh. And so I couldn't bring it all, but I brought stuff that's. Oh, we wanted it all. I know. I'm kidding. I do need help going through it. But I brought stuff that relates to us, the three of us, or I don't even know what I brought actually. I brought two things as well. Also, it's okay if mostly none of them are for me. No, they are. Oh, thank you, Thomas. I also, a lovely fan brought some. No, actually, this fan sent these to my mom for you guys.

And one for me as well. No way. Yeah, so I'll hand that out. So this is, so I've been handed some beautiful cuff links that say district. A, Ontario, Canada. That's where I'm from. Oh, my God. Open it now.

Oh, my gosh. That's not cool. Maybe this person makes cufflings. And this is some kind of jewel keychain that TIG has. An emerald looking jewel. Did you get an emerald? Maybe. Oh, TIG.

XO. Wait, I don't know who it's from. Angela. Oh, it's from Angela. Thank you, Angela. Thank you, Angela. How did you know? I could see you wearing those cufflinks.

I honestly would. Yeah. Yeah, those are cool. Oh. What is it? It's this. No, but it's a keychain. It's a hair clip.

It's a hair clip keychain. It's true. Tegas put it in her hair. I got one something too, but I forgot to bring it in. Go to Hulu. Go to Hulu. That is really well chosen for you. That is beautiful.

I mean, how would you not think I got to get this for TIG? Yeah, it's definitely TIG coded. A hair clip key chain. Do you think these are vintage things? They look vintage. Yeah, these are. It doesn't look brand new plastic-y. I'm going to a wedding soon of people I've never met.

Oh. Do you know you're coming? They know I'm coming, but I'm... Because that's in the shape of... Can I tell you? Those are the shape of a maple leaf, right? Yeah, these are Canadian cuffling. Yeah.

I went to, I know on a previous episode, why are you laughing at... Are you going to leave that in your hair? Why not? Because the little... This is what Angela wanted. Angela did want this. Yeah. But on a previous episode...

I talked about my ex who wrote the song, Kevin's in Heaven. Yep. Well, she and I went to a wedding when we lived in Austin. And we were not invited. We crashed the wedding. Was it someone you knew? Oh, my God, TIG. And we wrapped a box that had a brick in it, and we got dressed up,

and we went and put the, it was at a hotel in downtown Austin. We put the gift on the table. and then went and helped ourselves to the food and drink. Yeah. But the whole time we were terrified. Yeah. We didn't execute it perfectly. Did I also tell you when I lived in Austin,

we set up a drum set and played French horn in the middle of a golf course. That's the same one. Oh, my God. But anyway, so we dropped off the wrapped brick that was in a box. Seems like a hate crime. And, and, uh, and, uh, And we wandered around very awkwardly, like, oh my God, do you think they know? They have to know?

Anyone talk to you? Nobody said anything. I have to ask her. I don't remember anybody saying it. I think we chickened out after a while. We left. But it was so worth it. But we weren't as cool as we thought we were going to be.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Favorite party, yes. Well, just like that we would like hang out and just have a funny, fun story. But the only fun part of it is we dropped a brick off and ate some food and ran out. I have the couple of watching right now. Oh, my God, that's where that brick came from. Somewhere there's a couple, yeah, who's, maybe they have like assigned. We gave them a story.

Yeah, but maybe they were like, oh, that was definitely from our cousin or one of their exes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mystery's so fine. Why are you going to a wedding or you don't know the people, are you a plus one? I'm a plus one, yeah, but I'm pumped. You should bring a brick. I'll bring a brick. The brick is crazy.

That's another level of a prank. That's like to wrap the break. Yeah. I don't know why we, why didn't we just get them like a dish or something? Right. Yeah. That's the least we could have done. A break seems very random.

Or we could have set up our band that we set up in the golf course. Just be the wedding band. Yeah. We could have just brought the drum set and the French horn and been like, rocket. That's all you need musically. The drums and the French horn together. No rhythm guitar.

Keep in mind. Keep in mind. We set that up in the middle of a golf course, in the middle of the night. So people were hearing drums and French horn. And nobody knew. There's two things you don't want to hear in the day. No.

The night. Together. How dare you? Together. They're lovely and separate. It was a grand old time. Yeah, the French horn is the only, I only know it from that song for no one by the Beatles. It has the French horn solo.

That's the only French horn on it. Well, my ex plays it. Okay, amazing. All right. What's in the bar? So first of all, I'm going to show you this. This is for me, but you guys, I hope, will recognize what this is. I see.

You don't have to pull everything out and say this is for me. What if everything is for me? And we're just going. Now, this is for me. This is for me. Not you guys. Okay. So I'm holding up a framed piece of art that someone gave me.

Yeah. I like the colors. Is it us? It's actually Frautrophia. I should have known that. It's Froufia and starting the dance play. And people are. I love that.

Isn't this cool? The townspeople are freaking out. Dance until you die? Dance until you die. How did that merch do? I don't know. I haven't seen that one around as much. I got to say.

Sometimes every now that one of you all write about a merch item, I'm like, that is so niche. Proud Trafea. We got a dance academy. I'm like, we can put it out there. Let's try. I want one of those still. That's a good, good. shirt. I stand by it.

I'm just realizing that the one, the main thing I wanted to bring, I forgot to bring. Oh, what was it? It was someone made all three of us and they're little birds and they have our hair. I can't believe it. The next one you can show us. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's more time.

Yeah, this isn't our last one. Unless a tragedy happened. We've passed a couple April's now. Okay, this simply says, for TIG and Fortune, keep it handsome with love from Minnesota. There's two books in here that I can feel, but I don't know what they are. You want to open it? Sure.

It's like Christmas. Oh my gosh. For Take and Fortune, that's from someone in Minnesota. I really love the Frotrophia. Isn't it good? I'm going to put it up in my house. I really love it. No, I know.

It's yours. Yeah, and I can't remember the name of the person who did this. It's mine, by the way. All right, let's do what we got here. Okay. What is it? It's a book called Breaking Up with the Patriarchy. Wait, May, this makes me nervous.

that you're going to get out and step on your... Oh, yeah, that does... Oh, yeah. Breaking up with the patriarchy. And I happened to pick the one for me, and I didn't even look inside it. Wait, it's really funny that those are just for you two, and I didn't get one. I know. Maybe...

Maybe you know... Well, because you are the patriarchy. Are you the patriarchy? Oh, my God. And they want you to break up with me? Okay, so dear TIG, you are... You are a star shining your beautiful light into this world. Oh.

Here's to dispelling darkness. Sarah. I guess I should read my kind note to then. Fortune Marie, your ability to share joy and kindness is such an act of resistance. Keep crushing it. And as always, keep it handsome with love from Minnesota. Heather and up here, Fortune Marie, keep it handsome from Susan. Two people.

Oh, maybe this is Susan who wrote it. What are you, a detective? Oh, thanks. I'm a detective. Hey, thank you. I'll break it up with the patriarchy. Yeah, out goes May. Well, we've all got three crocheted pineapples.

Ooh, we've got to. Keeping a pineapple apart. One of them looks a little different to the other two, so I'll take that one. It might have been from someone else. Yeah, because you're special. Well, thank you. Two against one. This is the epitome of two against one.

This, I just thought, might be fun to show everyone because someone was like I had to give you this, and it's a plastic corn cob. I thought it was a dildo. It's a plastic corncob. I bet some people have. have used that as a dilder. For sure. Because, you know, with the right amount of lube, anything could be a dildop.

This hurts. It looks so bad. It looks like it hurts. It's not worth the bit. The bit was worth it for a second. It's not. It's not. It's so painful.

Yeah, take it off then. It hurts so bad. It's just pinching. Oh, God. It's going to put a hole in your ear. It suits you though. What a bit. What a bit.

Man, what to do with these key chains? The jewelry key chains. Oh my gosh. So what is this corn on the cob thing? Well, I haven't tried. Oh, that's really strong. Tigs attach the key chains together. Yes.

You'll have to go to Hulu where we stream now. Okay, this, I haven't tried yet, but this is this plastic corn cob dildo thing. And I'm going to press the button and see what it does. Oh, yeah, that's a dildo for sure. Imagine. Wait. Imagine this was your dildo. Wait, even back up, imagine.

It's still going. This is long. You don't know how to stop it. We literally can't stop it. Imagine the mind behind this creation. And people believed in it. Yeah. And mass produced it.

I shouldn't tell you guys that. I do sell these. This is your... That's my voice. Oh my God. Fortune. You sounded just like the corn cop. That's because I sell it.

Yeah. Good for you. It really does sound like your voice. I'm into this. Okay. The idea of... Or is it into you? We'll see.

Hello. Tig Marie. Tigmarie. You know what? I had fun doing the other night. When I was in some town, I'm really hitting those minor markets right now. And I called the town whatever their name was.

Let's just say, Town Marie. Yeah, that's good. And people enjoyed it. I bet. I like that a lot. Town Marie! They laughed at something inappropriate. It was good.

I'm going to keep using that. These are for all three of us. They are keys to the city. They're stickers that were designed for us. We're going to have a hard time divvying these up. Is this a good episode? I don't know. This is really not going the way I thought it would.

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Repeat offenders go to jail. Whoa. I think that you should memorize some of these and present them as Mayfax. On dates. As you do. That's the method to my mind. We don't want to read from the book. No, you don't want one right now?

No. I mean, we just had one. I mean, here's a good one. Okay, give it to us. I changed my mind. Peter Penn and 101 Dalmatians are the only two classic Disney cartoons in which both parents are present and don't die in the movie. For real? That's so interesting.

Okay, that is a good fact. 101 Dalmatians and what? I forgot. Peter Pan? Peter Pan, yeah. They don't like parents, both the parents being in the picture, apparently. Somebody gave me a DVD of the Golden Girls. I think that's for me.

The complete first season of the Golden Girls. But also, you've never watched it. I feel like you should watch it. Should I? Yeah, yeah. That's for you. These are all for me. I don't have a DVD player.

And then. This is a selfish Christmas. No, I, just digging through a box. I think it would have been better if I had those birds that looks like us. I think it made for. really great audio. I really do, too. Describing to people what we're pulling out of a box.

Wait, are you telling me this isn't good audio? Fortune sounds exactly like this man. I haven't had my croutons. Croutons? I've had my croutons. I see my dusty crouton. Excuse me, but she hasn't had her croutons. Not until I get my croutons.

Can I give you guys a good song? I mean, I do appreciate you trekking all the way back home with these things. Did you have to fly in an airplane with this? I shipped them. I had to ship 12 boxes. Did you go by train, by car, by bucks? That would be expensive to ship 12 boxes. Yeah, but I want to go through them all.

My grandmother always said automobile. Did your grandmothers? Those were the days where you were. You'd say homosexual, too, right? Yeah. Automobile. I saw a homosexual in an automobile. And they said the word queer back then.

Meaning like, meaning weird. Yeah. I had the queerest night. I saw a homosexual in an automobile. Now we're like, tell me more. Yeah. I think I'm going to start using automobile more often. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Uh-huh. Yeah. Well, I'm going to hop in my automobile. Automobile. And speaking of automobile, and speaking of automobile, yeah. I was so thankful that Stephanie could get on board with this feeling I was having. When we were driving down the road, I was like, this is so, look, it's not like a huge breakthrough.

Yeah. But when you see one person, automobile, just like by themselves, driving a contraption that is so large surrounding them. And they're just taking up that seat, but they're driving an engine and three other seats and a trunk. Yeah, it's grotesque. It's so wildly pigish to just be driving. Little piggies on the road. Yeah, little piggies on the road. I mean, when you see a car again, an automobile and you really think about there is, when, especially when there's one person, one little piggy.

One little piggy. How many pounds does a car weigh? A lot of pounds. And you're on one side in the front and then you're not taking up any of the other space and you're just a little piggy rolling down the road to your destination. The problem is if you go solo like motorcycle, all the little piggies around you are dangerous. That's right. Like you're now in danger. Well, that's why I don't ride my motorcycle anymore.

I don't know. But that's such a like quintessential like stoner thought, like where you're just something that you see every day and suddenly you go what? Like, yeah. I looked at animals. way yeah I told you about that no but I'm with you I was just like whoa yeah oh my god this furry creatures are living in our house and it and it feels like they were just created for us to have even though that's not really what I think but it it it just feels like we're in this storybook yeah and I don't know yeah definitely I'm not even on

drugs yeah but I'm with you like I the the last time I well I Anyway, one day... You're looking at both of those like, oh, May is editing in real time. We have no idea what is it. Well, just that it occurred to me just how good an Oreo is. And I hadn't thought about it. An or Oreo? No, Oreo.

No, Oriole. No, Oriole. And I was just like, God, imagine the person who got that recipe. Like, there's nothing. who came up with it? And when they perfected it and they went, that's it. That's it.

We got it. And like, what an amazing thing. I didn't like Oreos until I was an adult. Really? I still not that into them. Wow. But I like cookies and cream. Is that part of?

Yeah, that's pure Oreo City. There you go. I like that. Yeah. Okay. But I don't really want Oreo just to the cookie. Oh, it's like I have a box in my house at all times. Really?

I know. I eat six in a row for sure. That's precious. I love Oreo. Wait six and then you move on? No, like roughly six. It could be seven, could be five. Yeah, okay.

Do you like when they have different flavors, like mint? Good question, fortune. Thank you. Yes, this is why we've got to be in person. Yeah, yeah. I swear if I'd said that on Zoom, no follow-up questions. I swear to God. We'd all just be blanked faces.

Mint, no, but I love the chocolate ones and I like a double-stuffed. Do you like a double-stuffed? I would enjoy the double stuff. Yeah, there's too much cookie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's too much cookie? I prefer the middle. Yes.

Oh, I prefer the cookie with just a hint of middle. Oh, interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Interesting. Tell us more. This has to be our number one episode. We open a box of presents for May.

The topics that we cover are insane. But some people, they just want the cookie. They just want the cream. And you like when you open it and there's some left over on one, that's your perfect. Yeah, like a little more than that. Yeah, yeah, you get what I'm saying. I know what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We've got to have some Oreos. I'm not into double stuff, though. Okay. Right. But I could stack two. Uh-huh. And that would be delicious. Oh, interesting.

Oh, look at you. You have a new thing. Because Orioles are. I don't lit up. Because orders are vegan, right? Yeah. They are. They're accidentally vegan.

Yeah. I believe Swedish fish are. Swedish fish are. Really? Yeah. Swedish fish. Are also vegan? Yeah.

Oh, okay. Some treats for you. That's right. Sweet tarts, you know, things like that. Oh, sweet tarts too. Yeah. People think, people confuse veganism with like no sugar. Yes.

Or only healthy. Right. Or no gluten or something. Oh, my gosh. Because you can eat French fries too. Well, if you get real in the weeds about it, how were they, like what was the oil? That's a lot of weeds. Yeah.

It's a lot of weeds. I was a lot of weeds. But yeah, I'm often in conversation with somebody where they're like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, these are all gluten free. And I'm like, I'm not glitory. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But anyway.

Do you like that. Oreas bread. How was your fishing trip? Oh, me. Good transition. My fishing trip was awesome. Yeah. Well, we talked about a bit at the live show.

A little bit. Yeah. I went, for those that if you don't remember. me talking about on an earlier pod I went to the Niagara area the USA side to go fishing with my brother who's an avid fisherman

Buffalo Well Niagara and Buffalo right beside each other yeah So we went up there and I met all the Niagara tourism folks And I got some sweatshirts And wow

I was styling I went and saw Niagara Falls At the bottom of it That was cool It's one of the great wonders of the world, right? Yeah. It gets wild. I believe it is.

I think handsome is one of the other ones. It's another one. And then the first day we went out on a small boat, which I actually preferred. And did anybody say we're going to need a bigger boat? Well, the bigger boat was for the next day, so we already knew that was coming.

You didn't like my movie reference? Wait, what movie was it from? Wow. Whoa. Okay. To get one. What is it? Jaws.

Oh. And then there's a reference. And it's also just a saying, like in life, we're going to need a bigger boat. And then in the movie, in calendar girls, about a bunch of women in their 60s who make a sexy calendar, they go, I think we're going to need bigger buns. There's constant references to it. Bigger what? Bonds? They have to hide their booze with the buns.

And they go, I think we're going to need bigger bones. I love that. Fortune just genuinely answered. Well, we did get a bigger boat later. We did. The one time I pull out a movie reference. I didn't. That's not forced it. Yeah, that's not forced to.

My apologies. Now that you say it, I remember him saying that. Well, not just that movie. It's like how in happy days, they jump the shark. Jump the shark. It becomes a catchphrase. We're going to need a bigger boat. You're right.

I'm always right. An embarrassing thing the other day. I was talking about like creativity or something. And I was like, yeah, like sometimes the melody will come in my head. And then I went, I have this song that I want to write. All I know is it goes, come and knock on my door. I didn't know. That's an existing very famous song.

Yeah, yeah, it's very famous. Wait, you wrote that after years and years after it had been written? I never knew it was a thing. It just came up in my subconscious. I must have heard it. You must have heard. Because that's also the tune. Yeah, I know.

And then is the next line, We've been waiting for you. Oh my god, May wrote that song. Yeah, what's the legality of that? If I did write it, it just had already been. You'll definitely get sued. Well, you need to get credit. Yeah, but when I listened to it, it blew my mind because I really, I have a voice known on my phone.

I'm going, I got to remember this. Oh, my God. You need to reach out to the network or studio. For Three's Company? Yeah, to get your due for coming up with that idea. I know. Before you're even brought. Royalties.

Oh my God, yes. I've never seen Threes Company. It was cute. I have. Yeah. That was a good one. Yeah. So the little boat.

Sorry, you're on the little boat. I'm on the edge of those seats right now to hear about my fishing. Little boat. I preferred that because... Can that be my new nickname? A little boat. Yeah, little boat. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Can I need big old boldens? Because you do your own rod and you hold it and it's just more active. I didn't have to bait my hook. Everyone's been asking me. Oh, yeah, because we didn't use real, we used the fake bay anyway. Yeah, rubber. So it would have been fine. We didn't use worms or anything.

But like, did you use rubber worms? Yeah. It was like a rubber minnow. Oh, okay. And. Tomato, tomato. And we were on the river, so it was calm and really pretty. And we wore the big, they call it, I don't know, these big outfits for the wind and stuff.

because it was pretty cold it was like the big outfits for the wind they call it a windbreaker like a poncho they have a word for it but I can't remember foul weather gear is what they call it foul weather gear foul weather gear I saw a homosexual in an automobile wearing

foul weather gear what year was it and you caught a bunch and it was like because it was like 45 degrees and on the water it's even colder but that gear foul weather gear really warm so that was really fun and then the next

day the um it was pretty windy into the water and we went out onto lake ontario like the big massive part of it and the water was super choppy and we were on a big like 32 foot boat at that point and we were just like gov-boof-boof oh like for 40 minutes out to where we were going so i was like holding on for deer life like oh my god and you're a pretty little lady i'm a pretty little lady it was so cold that day because the wind was yeah that part was was really fun. Like we had a cool boat captain who he, I mean, fishing has come so beyond what I knew. I mean, there's all these tools and equipment and he's putting everyone's lines out,

but there's like five of them. And you just take turns for like when, when you see it, like a fish is on there. We're like, all right, someone go. And then you reel it in, which is cool, but I like the more river, chill river stitch. That feels like it takes the, yeah, it takes. Yeah, that was like more of just like, we want to, but we really. We were doing catch and release. So I'm sorry, were you miserable?

No, I really liked it. I just preferred the lazy river. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And are you guys chatting about life while you fish and stuff? Um, the first day, you could like really have conversations. The second day is a little more chaotic. And it was still really fun. Yeah.

And we call a ton of fish. And it was all, like I said, catch and release. Um, but it was, uh, just, it's an adventure. Yeah, it was just like something different. And I got to. be with my brother. My nephew was there too

and some friends of ours. And we just had like a fun time. We ate like Buffalo. You know, known for their chicken wings. We got some excellent chicken wings. It would be fun to be out on the water in a cold day.

You got like a thermosuke. Yeah, we got up early. Yeah, that's nice. Put on this gear. I felt very outdoor. I felt very butch. Yeah. I didn't have to touch a fish.

Because I wore gloves. Oh, okay. Yeah. And like evening gloves. Dainty little lace mittens. And gloves down to my elbow. And, you know, my brother and I just don't get to do stuff like that together very often. Yeah.

And it was nice. I have to say fishing was something I absolutely loved. Really? Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Even I was somebody that liked watching fishing shows. No way. Yeah.

Yeah. I could, wow. When you're watching a fishing show, they're talking and you're just waiting? Yeah. They're not talking. Wow. Just waiting. My brother's deep in that world and it is a huge, like, hugely popular.

Right. Those shows and the tournaments and all that stuff. Because he was there for like a conference about fishing. No way. Yeah. So he owns a, he and my other brother own a company called Skaa Southern Kingfish Association where they put on tournaments as well. Oh, cool, okay.

And then he also has a company that live streams tournaments. So people in that world, like, love it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I mean, it must be really satisfying all the gear and stuff. Like, I could see as a hobby, it's got everything. Yeah. Yeah.

I like Niagara Falls a lot. It was cool, yeah. I used to go there as a kid a lot, and I like the, um, there's a museum about all the freaky-diki people that. And all that tried to go down it. to get in a barrel and go over that. There's no way. They'll be, or this guy, Charles, Charles Blondin, this guy, he walked across a tightrope

over it. May fact. Yeah. Then he was like, that wasn't enough. So he pushed a wheelbarrow across it with a tiger in it. Oh, my God. And then. I noticed you said wheelbarrow correctly.

Yeah, you did. Yeah. That was a topic of conversation. At our live show. Oh, we got in a, yeah. And you thought wheel barrel. I was convinced I would have got my life on. A lot of new audience did too.

Yeah. Big cheer for barrel. That's right. It was Barrow. Barrow. Yeah. It was kind of trippy being in the water and I was looking at Toronto. Yeah. And I was like, I had a show there the next week. Oh, that's weird. And I was like, it's like right there. Yeah. And I could just go do my show right now. We call our cats Kitty City. And an important part of any municipality is its food supply.

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Today's question asker is an actor, musician, and New York Times bestselling author, best known for playing Jesse on Full House. Remember he would say, Have mercy. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And Dr. Tony Gates on ER.

He's also played drums with the Beach Boys since 1985. He's been in a ton of things. John Stamos is asking today's question That's blown my mind about the beach boys You didn't know that? I didn't know until I met John It blew my mind Yeah

Well he played drums on Full House I know and they have the Beach Boys on there at one point Really? As a guest Well in a surprise twist I haven't seen Full House What? What? Not one episode You got it dude

Is that what John says? No, the Twoson twins. But John Stamos was, I don't know, age-wise, like that was a sexual awakening for everyone in my... Even I was like this guy's freaking hot. Thomas is still attracted to him. Uncle Jesse. Oh, did I call him Jesse? It is Uncle Jesse.

Yeah, yeah. Uncle Jerry. Yeah. Listen. Jesse and the Rippers, that was his band name, Onful House. And also, he's in the music. music video, I believe, for Way down in Cocoa

You never saw that video? I'm pretty sure. Oh, but he was playing, I think he was playing hand drums on that one. Kind of life, fortune. I love I love me some Uncle Jesse. I've met him a couple times.

He's very handsome. Yeah, and very charming. I tried out for a Greek yogurt commercial and you had to audition with him and I turned into a pretty little lady around him. Giggly.

Giggly. And he had like some yogurt on his mouth and best part of the commercial. And I'm just like, recently? No, this is. Years and years and years ago. Tried out.

Did an audition. Tried out. But that man is a charming fellow. Yeah. I believe they call him a panty dropper. Fortune. Marie. What?

Who's called? You've never heard that term? Of course I have. You just didn't like me saying it. No. Well, that is what, you know, that's the truth. I'll be honest. At first, I thought you said a penny dropper.

A penny dropper. A penny dropper. I believe what they say about John Stamos is he is a penny dropper. All right, let's hear John's question. We got fumbled. And we're back. Hello, everybody. This John Stamos.

Hello, Fortune. love you guys. That's crazy. Tick and I go way back. Every time I see Tick, she likes to tell me how much she looks like Lori Lachlan. Anyway, here's my question. What was the very first concert that you ever went to? You guys are going to die when I tell you what my first concert was.

John Stamos, playing drums with the beach boys? It was the Beach Boys. Was it? It was. He was not playing drums, but it was the Beach Boys. No way. Yeah. How old were you?

I can't say I'm going to die about that. You guys are going to die. Was Brian Wilson still playing with them? Honestly, I don't remember. I was so young. Then he was. Then he was. It was like a, yeah, my parents took us all.

And it was one of those, like, outdoor amphitheaters. And I just remember people in a lot of shorts and t-shirts. And just, you know, jamming. Yeah. I don't remember. I could not tell you specifics at all. At five, you would have been just, like, overwhelmed by the atmosphere. Yeah.

And then after that, I believe I went on the next concert was Meatloaf. Oh, my God. It's the obvious next step. Wait, what didn't Meatloaf sing? Bad Out of Hell is his album. Yeah, I've seen Meatloaf live. Have you? Is it a real experience?

I bet he's sweating. Oh, he was like really. Well, and he's no longer with us. Oh, I don't think I knew that. Oh, you didn't. Yeah. Yeah, we lost meatlof. Really?

Well, because in Rocky or a picture show, he plays Eddie. Yeah, and then he's in Spice World playing the bus driver. And those are two of my favorite movies. Oh, I forgot about that. Is that the Spice Girls movie, Spice World? You want to know who my next concert was? Yes, please. Rod Stewart.

I've seen Rod Stewart in concert. Really? I haven't seen the Beach Boys. Sorry, John. You want to hear my 19th concert was? You want to know whatever that? Are you someone who would keep a concert ticket and buy a t-shirt? No.

No, you're just there for the... Yeah, I've never been really in... I mean, maybe a little bit when I was younger, but I didn't keep the concert stuff, but... No, I don't have t-shirts from any of those. My parents were. I have a whole drawer. Do you? Of rock jerseys.

Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. We've been to a concert together. Famously. We went to Atlanta's more set together. Yeah. Yeah.

Almost broke up the hands. pause. For one night, wait, you were ready to throw in the towel. Weren't sure if you'd make it to April. It was more like, I think why it stayed with me was it really made me confront myself. Because like, I really was yearning. Like, I was happy for you, but the swirling emotions in me of just like. Something took over your body that you had no control over. Yeah. And it was Alanis. And Atlanta was one of my first constant. And Atlantis was one of my first concerts too. Well, the first one I ever went to was 98 degrees with Jessica Simpson opening. Oh, that's a good one. I was maybe 11. Wait, what is 98 degrees? A boy band. A boy band.

Oh, oh. Nicklchay. Oh, I thought that was like her album or tour. No, boy band who played Massey Hall. Yeah, this is the first one I went to without my parents, I guess. So wait, it was the boy band and Alanis? No, Alanis is separate. That was my second concert, I think, that I went to by myself. Okay. At 13. You went alone? No, with one friend. Oh, okay.

You know when your parents dropped you off and picked you up? Yeah. But I didn't know 90 degrees, but I cried. No, I have more of an experience where my mother would drop me off and then forget to pick me up. Oh, my. Did that happen? Yes. Oh, my God.

Anyway. Oh, my God. She liked to party. Yeah. But anyway, go ahead. All I remember is with this boy band that they came out on stage. And I didn't even know their music and I burst into tears. Like, there's the energy of the room.

I was like. Oh. And there was probably something about you that's kind of like, I want to be on that day. Oh my God, yeah. It's the hardest thing I'll ever. That one? Yeah, there's a lot of touching. Do you know that one?

It's the hardest thing all over. I never have to look. I was a new kid's on the block, yeah. Oh, yeah. I went to that, I also went to that concert. Was that concert number four? And I cried like a baby. Were you in love with them?

In love. In love. When I saw Atlanta's 13. Did it work out? No, but I know Jonathan. You know one of the new kids? I know Jonathan, yeah. Cool.

I should get him to ask a question. I think I said that forever ago. I forgot. All I remember about the Alanis concert is again crying. When Fortune was there? No, no, when I was 13. Oh, okay. I could see that, like being overwhelmed by her.

She's so magnetic on stage. I was way in the nosebleeds, and the woman next to me was convinced that she was making eye contact with Alanis. So she kept being like, Yeah. Yes, girl. Like, it was like she was like, yeah. Elena's looking into like a dark hole.

All you see are like bright lights in your face, I'm sure. Yeah. And how old was that woman that was feeling? She must have been in her 30s or something. And I was 13. I remember she had sort of had a cane and these long nails. Cane at 30. Yeah.

She was an interesting character. I don't know what her story was. Yeah. My friend went to a backstreet boys concert and then stood up cheering. And a woman said, sit down. And she took her long. fingernail and pushed it in her back. And my friend, this was in the 90s where

we were all scared, we were going to get stabbed with needles. That was a thing. Oh, really? I don't know if you remember that. That was... No. Thomas... Maybe that was a Canada thing. It was Canadian high school, it was like, don't go to Wonderland. To Canada's Wonderland, you're going to get stabbed with a needle. And it's just like a needle.

I remember this. I remember like Halloween candy. Yes, razor blades. Yeah, that was across the board. Was the needle attached to anything or somebody was just like poking you with a needle? People were like, people are going to give you diseases with needles and do things to you. I don't know. That was like, that's not a very there. Did you ever know anyone that got poked with a needle?

No, it was a full urban legend that like middle school kids spread are one in their place. Yeah, that's a good question. Is there a rural? A rural legend? Yeah. Yeah, there must be. Probably a better one. Yeah. So Alanis, yeah, that just was like a religious experience. But yeah, my parents before that, I guess, took me to Sandra Beach. She was a children's, a children's entertainer. I was in love with him. Romantically, in love with? Yeah. Or just like, oh, I love this.

I think, I think really romantically, but I was like three. But I wanted to, yeah. You wanted to hit that. What about you? What was your name again? Little boat, little boat. Little boat. What about you, little boat?

A little tugboat. Tugboat. Tugboat. Tigboat. Tigboat. Tigboat. My first concert was heavy, metal. No.

Sammy Hagar. Oh yeah. I can see that. The I Can't Drive 55 Tour. I don't know it. Do you know, you don't know Sammy? He ended up replacing David Lee Roth and Van Halen. Oh.

And he was also in, what was, he was in another band before he was solo that was, oh, let me, let me, let me, Yeah, we'll come back to this. But when you saw me, it was a solo metal performer? Yeah, hard rock. Yeah. Yeah. And how old were you? I was 12.

Oh, my God. And my mother dropped me and my friend Chris Harriman off at the concert. And I remember, you know, my mother was like, you two stick together. Yeah. And don't get poked with any needle. Don't go get poked with a needle. And I had a gold necklace that I wore as a kid. And my mother, or no, Chris and I decided we should take off our necklaces in case somebody pulls them.

Because in our minds, like a concert was just like mayhem. You were waiting to get this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You were like maybe going to be knifed. Yeah. You know. Who knows. This is similar to the needle paranoia.

The fear that we were. instilled with. But it was truly we just walked in and it was, you know, we were shown to our seats. And we just sat and watched Sammy Hagar saying I can't drive 55.

But there's, when you're a kid especially, or like the first time that you go to a big venue and you have that moment where the lights go dark and people start going nuts and then whatever that performer is chosen to make their first moment. Yes. Yes. Yeah. Like when I saw Barbara Streisand,

I was maybe 14 and really stoned, I think. And I was with a bunch of my friend's moms. And I was the only young person. And I just remember blackness. And then Babs appears at the top of a staircase. Long black dress. One leg comes out. Don't tell me not to live.

I said, I would have died. Again, burst into tears. I would have died. I know every word to. Yeah, I kind of want to die just hearing you recount that moment. Don't tell me. Not to live. Because I love Babs.

I love Babs. Babbs too. You do? Yeah. Stephanie and I three on three. We went and saw Babs. I had a moment like that when I went and saw the pretenders. Yeah. When she, there was like a platform that there was a curtain

and a light shining on the curtain. So you see her like the shadow of her walking out on a platform behind the curtain. And then she appears. And I And I was like, I can't handle, I cannot handle.

I can't handle this. Oh, that would have been cool to see. Don't you think more stand-up shit? Like, why don't we have that on our tour? Like a little more of a thing. Yeah, people start clap, chanting, you know. It'd be weird in a theater, but if you're at like an arena or something, maybe. Or just a comedy club.

Yeah. Working out new material. You have pirated. Pyrotechnics. Yeah, I'm still bothered that I'm forgetting the name of the band. This is my own rock and roll trivia. Will you look up Sammy Hagar's? Was it Montrose?

Darn it. I didn't want you to tell me. I was like, will you look it up and you looked it up? I did think you asking him to look it up meant you wanted to know the answer. I know, but he interrupted me. I was going to say, we look it up and not tell me the name, just the initial. I've actually heard it. I've heard that name.

Montrose? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Montrose was really good. Did you see any other of those metal bands? Like Guns and Roses. Oh, I saw Guns and Roses. I saw Metallica. I saw Metallica with Cliff Burton, who was their original bassist, who died in their bus accident.

Yes. Opening for Ozzy. What? Metallica opening for Ozzy? Yes, sir. I mean, we're going way back. Oh, my God. This is before Master of Puppets?

That's my Metallica album that I love. No, Master of Pupp. This was, I believe, on that tour. They were opening for Ozzy. Cool, man. And I believe Ozzy's guitarist was Zach Wilde. Cool. Yeah.

Okay, so you used to go to a lot of music shows? Were you going in, like, New Orleans? Is that where you were seeing these? I've seen concerts there, Houston, Dallas. But, you know, I was also going to see Willie Nelson and Elton John. I was a massive Elton John. John. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pretenders, Indigo Girls. Eda Burkall, I went and saw at a dance club. Yeah. In Houston called Numbers. And Numbers was like, I just, as I've said, I was never into drugs.

Yeah. But I remember kids would go when it was like the dance club night and do ecstasy and dance all night at Numbers. Yeah. Oh, wow. But this was like the early days of Beauty of Rakel and New Bohemians, and I went and saw her at numbers. Yeah. I love live music. I love a concert.

I'm talking about it's making me want to be there right now. But my favorite ones, I don't really love, like, the big giant arena ones. Something feels very, like, not personal about it. And I get it. Like, they're so popular there in those places. But I prefer, like, an amphitheater. Right. Like the Greek theater.

Even the Hollywood Bowl, something like outside where it's a little more intimate. The sounds really amazing. I've never been to red rocks. I've still dying to go. Red rocks, I've seen the Indigo girls. I saw the sex pistols there. And Johnny Rotten was on oxygen. Oh, shit.

Oh, wow. Yeah. Oh, my God. After the whole concert. Like, how punk rock is that? Yeah. I got to go to a concert there. I want to go see a concert right now.

Yeah. Right this second. Right this very second. Plus the beauty of LA or any big city, you can kind of see a concert at any night. I saw Melissa Etheridge at Red Rocks. I will say like... Come to my window. Just, and I'm like so mediocre that I'm still like quivering, but to have had the experience of walking out with your guitar and not having to say, oh, hi, guys, I'm Maya.

Oh, what are we all doing here today? Like, to get to go out and just play, like, open with a riff and then start, it is crazy. When you play music, just. Do you... My whole energy changes. But what I find so amusing is when singers do their little banter between songs, like that the audience dies laughing. I love the banter. But it wouldn't hold up as stand-up.

Oh, 100%. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so how is your banter as a stand-up between songs? I'm not doing whole bits. And I'm mainly... saying, I'm scared. Yeah, it's truly saying like, oh, I've never worn a tank top on stage before, guys. And it's a lot of like...

This one goes out to... Yeah, like deep earnest gratitude and just being like, this is my teen dream and being self-deprecating. But I... Yeah, it really is so satisfying. Is there one that's more satisfying, music or comedy? Or improv. Hello. Hello.

You know, when... Oh, man, they're so... Like, when improv, when you're in the zone with improv, you feel like a wizard, right? Yeah. And that's so fun with other people. But then, yeah, I don't know. You can't choose one? Music, I'm feeling pretty.

Because on tour I've been playing songs, and there is something about, like, at the silent, like, you can hear a pin drop, and then, like, people get emotional. Are you, like, I'm trying to get braver about emoting with my voice, like, and being, yeah, trying to own it more. I'm sure the more you keep doing it that will just keep coming. Yes.

It's like exactly like any skill or stand-up. Like I'm just at the beginning of like my trying it out. So yeah, you really notice that you're getting better. And by the way, I've experienced in stand-up hearing many pins drop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That is definitely. That's your will house. Yeah.

That is. Wait, is the silence. You love it. But whether I'm orchestrating it or I'm bombing, I have heard many a pin drop. You're often orchestrating it. Often orchestrating it. Yeah. When you feel like, do you ever have that feeling with stand-up where you're like,

it's like you're an energy conductor or something where you're like, I'm in, that's such a nice feeling. Yeah. That's cool. One of the best concert I've ever seen? Yeah. Handsome? Yes.

Not Alanis? I mean, she was unbelievable. That was fucking crazy. Golden girls? You guys don't have one guess. Okay, the best concert you've ever seen. Oh, I know this. No, you've said this before.

Come on, you got it. Julia's Priest. I love her. Pink. But no. No, you love pink. Katie Perry. Guys, come on.

The chicks? They're incredible as well. This is a legend. This is a legend. Celine Dion. Yes. Oh, my God. I never would have gotten that.

I was just thinking what would fortune be like. That concert blew my tits off. Just like y'all's. That's actually how I got my top surgery. Her voice is... Oh my God. So good. An audience full of tits flying off.

She hits that high no. Yeah. And then boom! But then her banter is insane. Yeah. Like what? Oh, have you seen the edit? Hey, I got a call from Ryan Reynolds.

Ooh la la la. It's like, it's like, it's like, And then just goes into a song? And then it goes to the most beautiful song you ever heard. And then the banter is wild. You got it. On YouTube search, Celendian is amazing.

And it's a montage of her on stage and some of her strange banter. Her banter is very bizarre. Where she goes, this one goes out to all the parents and all the children of the world. That's everyone in the world. Because everything's very dramatic in her accent and stuff. And she's a little wacky in her banter. And so I live for the banter But then her song

Her voice is just incredible Now I can't remember why And I think that actually Martha and I should follow up on this But my friend Martha Kelly Insanely funny Comedian and actor She and I did something

For Zach Galfanakis Like as a favor I can't remember But But he said if we did this he would give us tickets to Celine Dion in Vegas. Yes. And so what I need to ask Martha what that was.

And so he was going to give us these tickets to Celine Dion in Vegas. And it never panned out. And we couldn't organize it or we had to cancel it. I can't remember what it was. You missed out. I saw Britney Spears. I think I told you that in Vegas. Yeah.

And I think she had to scoot off stage to fix. It was a weird time. I think she had to fix something Like we were watching dancers for like a good 20 minutes And then she scooted back out Wow I saw one of Taylor Swift's backup dancers today Well on the street

Yeah he's like I'm a fan of yours I'm like I'm a fan of yours You know what Taylor's low backup dancers look like I do I also saw Tyler in concert She was incredible Yeah I saw the I know I don't know every single one of her Who every single one of her backup dancers were But that era's tour was so

huge that a lot of those dancers became like known too. Wow. Wow. But he was also on Dancing with Stars, so. Okay. What's his name? And he's gorgeous. Do you know his name?

Jan? Jan? Jan? Yon. Yon. Yon. Jan? I think it's Jan.

Jan? Is it yawn? With a J though? He's on Dancing with Stars. Taylor's supposed to back up dancer. He's gorgeous, just like John Stamos. Oh, we've got to hear John's answer. Oh, yeah.

Let's hear John's answer while we never know. By the way, there's a story behind why John said that I always tell him that I look like. Lori. Yeah. For another time. Okay. All right. Jan.

I can't believe he said my name. I don't know. It's something like that. You can't believe John Stamos said your name? Yeah. I actually got butterflies when he said it when he said May because I really like, yeah. Yeah. I would rush home from school, watch.

Full House. I think I wanted to be him. Yeah. I think I was too old for schoolhouse. For schoolhouse. For, um. Yeah, it's Jay Inn. Jan.

Jan? Jan. I think yawn. I don't know. Somebody out there knows. Taylor, Taylor let us know. Oh yeah. Next week are our questions coming from Taylor Swift.

That would be amazing. My very first concert, of course, was the Beach Boys. and I was at the Universal Amphitheater, and I'll never forget it because it's changed my life, obviously. Beach Boys have become part of my DNA, I would say. And I remember sitting there thinking like, oh my God, I wish Mike Love would come out and say, our drummer tonight broke his finger and he can't play.

So does anybody know the songs out there? And I'd be like, me, me, me, me. And interestingly, years later, when I became friends with him, and I was telling Mike that story. He said, you know, before we went on stage, Dennis and I had in a fight because he had a big bottle of orange juice and vodka, mostly vodka. And it was at Universal Studios. And he said he took the vodka and he threw it over and it landed near a tram or something like the tours were going by.

And they got in this fist fight and he said he smashed his fingers in some, you know, in a fence or something. So it almost happened. Oh, my God. That's kind of a trippy. But he still found a way to become their drummer. Yeah. Yeah, that's wild. And John and I, I like to think very seriously, have talked about rocking together.

Oh, my God. What, like renting or? I don't know. Just like, you know, jamming. All right. Please, can I come? Let us know. Yeah.

I suspect he's a lot better than I am. He cares. You'll have a jam session. Yeah. Well, that was lovely. Can I say, well? one more thing. Sure. That just said I heard an interview with Paul McCartney where he described the moment of

he was in Brian Wilson's house and he said in the entry he said, I'm not glorifying drugs, but I just done a big line of coke. And then Brian Wilson comes in and goes, we've been in the studio. Can I play you something? And plays him the first kind of good vibrations. Oh, wow. And you know the opening of that song? And Paul just describes being like goose, like the hair on his arms.

Yeah. Yeah. Isn't it? I like the colorful shit Yeah All the high. Yeah.

Oh. God only knows It's such a beautiful song. So good. I'm going to listen on the drive home. Yeah.

I can do that now. I can listen to music in my car and I was too scared for a long time. But I don't get distracted now. I can listen to it.

Yeah. I know Carney. I'm friends with Carney Wilson. Oh, nice. Brian Wilson's daughter. I met her on a flight once. Wilson Phillips

member. Mm-hmm. Oh yeah, we were on that flight too. I didn't No Carney then. You and I were on that flight when Carney was on the plane. That was the same flight? Same flight, yeah.

What a good memory. I know. You don't remember. It's fine. Yeah. Yeah. Well, good times. Where are you guys going to be performing? Oh, my website knows. That's for sure.

Tignotaro.com can tell you everything. The shows have been so fun. And I also just want to acknowledge Newtown, Connecticut. it. Such a beautiful community, been through so much. I went and just had two very fun shows and just got the most beautiful letter from the promoter. That's so nice. Such a beautiful letter, and I can't wait to return to that area. Amazing.

Yeah, at maymartin.net, I have some shows listed, I think, coming up, some music festivals in the summer in Yellowknife and Guelph in July. But otherwise, just check out, you know, the old stuff. Yeah. I'm coming to Europe. I might already be there tomorrow. I've got Berlin, Oslo, Stockholm, Copenhagen, London, and Dublin. Then back in the States, in June, Rochester, Minnesota, Cedar Repards, Iowa, Omaha, and Detroit.

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