Handsome - Kate Micucci asks about childhood lies

Episode Date: November 11, 2025

The delightful, many-nicknamed Kate Micucci graces Handsome with a question about the weird lies you believe as a kid! Plus the straight women dance, Fortune going in for a kiss, a big announ...cement about Handsome in the new Zootopia movie, and more!Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.comWatch Handsome on YouTubeThis is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Handsome via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Transcript
Discussion (0)
Starting point is 00:00:00 This is a headgum podcast. You know what smart? Checking Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds on your car insurance. You know what's not smart? Not checking the name of your friend's new love interest. You've met them twice before, but now you're greeting them at a get-together and saying, Hey, you? Yeah, checking first is smart.
Starting point is 00:00:21 So check Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability, all state North American Insurance Company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. Right now, what's one thing that you could do to change your life for the better? I know something that worked for me. I took Esther Perel's master class on relational intelligence and learned how self-awareness and empathy are crucial for navigating every kind of relationship. With master class, you can learn from the best to become your best, with plans starting at 10,
Starting point is 00:01:00 a month, build annually, you get unlimited access to over 200 classes taught by the world's best business leaders, writers, chefs, and more. I cannot wait to check out Astaire's class myself. I've been on set a lot lately, and I've been checking out Martin Scorsese's class on filmmaking. Learning his approach to working with actors has been truly fascinating. There are just so many amazing master class courses. There's truly something for every interest. Right now, our listeners get an additional 15% off any annual membership at masterclass.com slash handsome. That's 15% off at masterclass.com slash handsome. Masterclass.com slash handsome.
Starting point is 00:01:47 Handsome pot. Chitin the friends on the handsome pod. Cheers. Cheers. Welcome to the Handsome Pod. We're live, in person, live with each other, not with you. We're live. We are all, you guys. I'm Mae Martin. I'm Forgeon Feemster, and I am Tignotaro. And we're together in person again, sitting on a couch.
Starting point is 00:02:18 I love that song. I know. I love to sing it to you. Came out in the 80s. Yeah. What's going on? Oh, sorry. Oh.
Starting point is 00:02:26 Okay. I did you do. It is. It is, like, listen, the show's fun. Yeah. Zoom does it. Yeah. Because it needs to.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Yeah. But my God, is it a different vibe in person? It's a different vibe. It's so much nicer. Look, you guys, right in the eyes. Yeah. How attractive are we? How handsome?
Starting point is 00:02:47 We're very handsome. How handsome are we? We're real handsome. Yeah. We're all looking good. I'm full of ourselves today. May, are you still the number one star in Hollywood? Absolutely not.
Starting point is 00:02:59 in Hollywood. I'm sure I've dipped down. I haven't checked. Okay, tell us what is different about your life. Oh, yeah. Has anything changed? But nothing? Come on.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Are you getting calls from people in the biz? No, I mean, I got my... I called you. You called me. I got my phone back after that retreat. And, yeah, there was a minute where it was like popping off. But if you put your phone away, nothing's different. Except I've had a couple people in life...
Starting point is 00:03:27 Oh, we get to the truth. come up to me and like confront me about my character's choices in wayward which i like i'll get into it with them yeah i mean i'm with them yeah he's a flawed character right but yeah nothing other than that nothing really so is it are you like gosh i you know my whole life i i'm going after this goal i get the top top top honor the number one show in the world number one in croatia number one on star meter and you're saying there's nothing i didn't star meter wasn't on my radar as it doesn't even work for if this changes nothing.
Starting point is 00:04:02 Tell us what it's like up there. What is it like to be the number one star? It's a lot of the same. You still have a raccoon in your back car. I still have a raccoon, a skunk, a possum. Are they impressed? Do they know?
Starting point is 00:04:19 They haven't said shit. Really? It's fucked. It's actually fucked. But you're still putting your pants on one leg at a time? One leg at a time. I'm still doing spells. I'm still, you know, tormented by the same things. Are you still an awkward person?
Starting point is 00:04:34 What do you think? Yeah. What did I say when we got here today? I can't believe we're actually here together. I'm scared. Yeah. No, I, in a real way, like, is there, what, how do you feel? How did it feel to be like, wow, my show really broke through.
Starting point is 00:04:56 I'm glad that I'm 38 and not 20 so I feel like I've been doing it long enough that it is a job and it's not my whole self-worth and identity so but it feels amazing but you know you don't really the main thing is you're kind of only as good as your last thing or like if it had really bombed that might have so you're only as good as number one
Starting point is 00:05:23 is that what you're saying Well, like, if it had really bombed, that might have legitimately, like, affected my ability to get another show away or do so. I'm like, okay, at least I know hopefully I'll be able to make another show. And so I'm waiting. I'm going to have, like, a big check-in.
Starting point is 00:05:40 I thought you were saying a big check. Yeah, I have a big check coming. I'm waiting. I have a big check coming. Yeah. But, no, it feels, yeah, the same. I mean, you probably have a lot of new, a lot of new.
Starting point is 00:05:54 new fans yeah i mean it's it is tempered by the climate that we live in like it is that there's a blowback as well there really is and the exposure is kind of scary and like oh yeah thinking about my tour coming up and getting but then i don't know the reason i went to that retreat place partly was because i was like this is everything i've ever worked for really and i and i'm not really enjoying it or it's not penetrating right like there's some i feel like i don't deserve it or whatever and so hopefully yeah I feel like I'm appreciating it
Starting point is 00:06:30 I'm happy about it but I don't know I still feel I have a question yeah hit me you dyed your hair brown for the show but it's still kind of brown yeah you know what that's your question
Starting point is 00:06:41 I died it yesterday I mean like I guess let me pose it as a question have you abandoned the full on blonde I like it I just you just were so blonde for so long long. Yeah. And then I went back to blonde after the show and then just a couple days ago I went. Girl, that's your question. Girl. Girl, there are a lot of people probably wanted to know the
Starting point is 00:07:05 answer to this as well. We have a moment here with a star and you're, girl, you're talking about girl. May's star reader. I want to know if May is twirling around in their house alone saying I'm a star. And they're not. So I moved on to the next question, which is, are we staying blonde? Would you have noticed that I didn't notice but yeah you would not have noticed but I see it now I see it it's pretty similar girl girl girl girls girls girls girls girls are you going back to blonde oh my god I thought we were gonna I thought you're gonna say so I just freestyle with boxes that I buy from walled greens I die it myself yeah so we already knew this girl girl I forgot girl please girls yeah um what about what about you guys what about are you do you already have an idea for another
Starting point is 00:07:59 show yes okay yeah and it's not like a wayward too well that's in conversation but i i my instinct my gut instinct is if i was really going to be honest with myself i i have an idea for another world i want to course you do i want that i'm pumped about but but who knows if i got really pumped about an idea for wayward too but and if they gave you a big fat paycheck you know It's always helpful. The thing is like, girl, these girls now. Girl, we would go shopping, would we not? Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:08:30 When did you buy? Flannel. This is us being straight women? Yeah, this is us going through the shopping mall. It's us being straight ladies. Look at that flannel, girl. Girl, look at those hiking boats. Okay.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Wait, what was our questions? How are you? I'm good. Yeah. How's life on the golf course? Life on the golf course is great. I've actually losing weight on this show because I'm walking so much on these golf courses
Starting point is 00:09:06 and I'm, you know, I'm play will's caddy. Yeah. So I have this giant golf bag and they want it to look realistic. So everything is full. I'm like, can we not put these fake clubs in here? Yeah, surely. No, it is all like, like, loaded. girl girl it is loaded oh my god and will won't help you i mean
Starting point is 00:09:27 isn't this will help me isn't this an improv show because couldn't you improv that your character always tries to give will the heavy no part of it is that i'm not i don't know anything about golf and i'm always like handing the wrong clubs that's funny yeah yeah but also i like being on set because the because of the food is because it's healthier than i would have at home really my where I'm like snacking way more on set But somehow I'm losing weight Because I'm getting way more steps then Yeah
Starting point is 00:09:58 How many steps are you getting in On the golf course there, girl Oh girl I'm probably averaging like 12,000 Girl And the day I moved Don't overdo a girl Oh yeah, it's the new house
Starting point is 00:10:11 Oh yeah the new house I am in a new place It's great You feel Girl Girl tell I hung up all your fairy lights Well I'm still getting it I'm situated.
Starting point is 00:10:23 I'm still unpacking. But I like it because it reminds me of my house that I own for many years. It's just a little bigger. But it's so manageable. Yeah, smaller than the old place. A way smaller. So you go in, you feel like you know where everything is.
Starting point is 00:10:43 It's one story. It's just easy. Yeah. And that's what I wanted to get back to. It was just like, I didn't want this massive, thing. Palace. You were tired of living in that palace. That it just feels easier. So I like that because I just don't have to worry about a house and a bunch of rooms and furniture. I still have to... 12 bedrooms. Yeah. I still have to buy like a dining
Starting point is 00:11:12 room table and you know I still need furniture. There's empty, the one empty bedroom and were you ever at a point in life where when you were furnishing your apartment you use like a card table oh yeah for sure a hundred percent and just stuff i would find on the street yeah yeah my ex drug a couch home full of scabies yeah yeah yeah you do what you can in those days but i mean i slept with a sleeping bag like i i just didn't want to spend my money on betting i guess so when i got kicked out and i was 16 i brought my, I had my sleeping bag with me, and then I didn't get an, I mean, I, until I was 21, probably, and I was just sleeping in a sleeping bag with no, like on a mattress, but with no sheets or, it was very comforting. I was like, it's, it's my, like my father's living arrangement. Like, he had a card table and just loose change all over it and a mattress on the floor. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. But it's, there's something comforting about it. Is there? I don't know, actually. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Yeah, why would you say that? I'm trying to remember. I was very attached to that sleeping bag of the little cocoon. I'm sure. Because that's like the thing you had with you. Yeah, a little duffel bag. It'll be cool once I get this place kind of just all sorted out. But right now, like, curtains don't come for a minute still.
Starting point is 00:12:39 Yeah, you move and you get excited. You go online and buy stuff and then you don't realize it's like delivery April 26. So people are like peek. Seeing you run around your gams? The back of the house is open. The rest, I have some blinds in the front. Good. But, yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:58 So just the raccoons are getting a glimpse of your little naked bum as you run from the shower. Do you walk around naked? Not full naked, no. But like what? But like you're just no pants. In my granny panties. Just a shirt, no pants. Flannel, t-shirt.
Starting point is 00:13:15 Sports bra, no pants. Shirt, no pants. Is that the porky pig? So yeah, everything's good. It's just, yeah, kind of just living life right now. You haven't spent much time in the house. You're always away. Well, that's the thing is this show came so out of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:13:36 And it happened, like, they hired me. And then we're like, we're filming in two weeks. And I'm just like, oh, my God. And I had this full tour schedule. So I had to reschedule a number of shows because with the golf courses, they're like, we can't, like, work around this. This is when this golf course is available. Yeah. This is when we have to film.
Starting point is 00:13:57 Yeah. And a lot of those. I mean, golf is important. Like, they can't shift schedules. No. It was, a lot of the times were Friday nights. Right. And I was like, ugh.
Starting point is 00:14:07 So I had to reschedule these shows, which I hate doing. And somehow I've managed not to have to reschedule many shows, but it was just such a quick turnaround that I am, I didn't want to. also rescheduled the Saturday shows because those were like big theaters like the Chicago Theater and all these places that take a long time to book like a year ahead so I'm filming a lot of nights on Fridays
Starting point is 00:14:29 to like two in the morning and then getting on a 6 a.m. flight girl and it's yeah so I can't really catch up right now but it's all good stuff so I really don't have any like ugh about it because I'm loving
Starting point is 00:14:44 all the things I'm doing And TIG, is Stephanie's still away? You're still solo. Stephanie's away. How are you feeling? Being a movie star. Yeah. I'm feeling good.
Starting point is 00:14:54 I'm like, it's so funny. I'm like, as I told you, like really into, stand on top of things because the whatever the house police might come by. Oh, yeah. I love that. I love that. Make sure the laundry's done. Just to come and check. can never yeah just make sure like yeah everything in order and like I feel like if they went through
Starting point is 00:15:21 and checked everything's in order yeah you know we got food clean clothes put away and yeah that's made and Lisa Gilroy does a thing where she pretends to be her own assistant so she'll go she'll go okay I'm going in her mind I'm going out and my assistant's coming over just to really get stuff done so I hope my assistant does a good job then she'll leave the house go back in as the assistant be like gotta get the work done for two hours and then that's mental illness I saw that's cute
Starting point is 00:15:51 oh she said she saw you yeah she I was walked by a restaurant I think I was with Max and Finn and I saw her in there having was it her or hers yeah girl
Starting point is 00:16:04 but yeah Stephanie's just having the time of her life that's so good I mean it's so it's so nice Just to know that it's been a really positive experience. Because that time difference is annoying because I have a lot of friends in England and it's, yeah, eight hours ahead or seven hours. Yeah, eight hours.
Starting point is 00:16:24 So were you FaceTiming with the boys when you can? Well, they'll do that on their iPads because they're allowed to be on iPads in the mornings before their day starts. And then no more for the day. Yeah. But they'll FaceTime her. Like on their own accord? Mm-hmm. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:43 And, um, but Finn is, he's so, he's type A, you know, he'll come in. Maybe I told you this. I was in bed. It was 6.45. Did I mention this? No. This is like two weeks in. Yeah. And he goes, uh, mayor, uh, at 645, I'm, uh, making my breakfast. Max hasn't eaten and we have to be out of the door at 740. Oh, wow. And I was like, and I was lying about it. I go. like, thank you, Finn, thanks for the reminder. And he's like, okay. And then he leaves. And two days ago, I was on a Zoom with my, I do 7 a.m. Zoom with my therapist. And so I'm on with her. And then she sees me look over and she's like, oh, did somebody walk in? I said, yeah, hold on one a second. What is it, Finn? He goes, oh, I just wanted to remind you. Today we have swim. So just have to make sure you get our swimsuits in the bag. And I was like, oh, my God. And I was like, oh, God, he's so funny. Like, I really, we really have the odd couple between the two of them, you know?
Starting point is 00:17:50 But it is such a delight to be, when I told my therapist, I go, oh, my son, he's very, like, he loves his schedule. He loves a schedule. And I said, but I feel like I've been holding down the fort pretty well. And she said, well, it sounds like you would have no other choice with Finn in the house. You know it's smart? Checking Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds on car insurance. You know, it's not smart? Not checking your hiking boots before going on a cross-country camping trip.
Starting point is 00:18:27 If you bought new boots, make sure you break them in before the trip. Your feet will thank you. Yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate First for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate. Potential savings varies, subject to terms, conditions, and available. all state North American insurance company and affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. This episode of Handsome is brought to you by Wildgrain. Wild grain is the first
Starting point is 00:18:52 bake-from-frozen subscription box for artisanal bread, seasonal pastries, and fresh pastas. All of Wildgrains items conveniently bake in 25 minutes or less. Unlike many store-bought options, wild grain uses simple ingredients you can actually pronounce, and a slow, fermentation process that's easier on your stomach. I so look forward to my wild grain box every month. And as the holidays are approaching, I got some tear and share, cranberry pecan rolls, some parmesan herb biscuits, and my personal favorite apple pie bites. For limited time, Wildgrain is offering our listeners $30 off the first box, plus free croissants in every box. when you go to wildgrain.com slash handsome to start your subscription.
Starting point is 00:19:43 You heard me free croissants in every box and $30 off your first box when you go to wildgrain.com slash handsome. That's wildgrain.com slash handsome or you can use promo code handsome at checkout. Don't miss their seasonal products. It's time to start taking women's health seriously. O positive is a women's health company
Starting point is 00:20:05 that offers a range of symptom targeting supplements that support women at every stage of life from their first period to well beyond their last. They create real tangible results with ingredients that are backed by clinical studies and shaped by board certified doctors. URO vaginal probiotic is a probiotic blend specifically formulated to support vaginal health. Many factors can disrupt vaginal health, including sex, tight clothing, sweat from working out, and hormonal factors. URO contains a blend of four powerful strains of lactobacillus probiotics, which research shows can support healthy vaginal odor, pH, and flora.
Starting point is 00:20:46 One customer raved that, quote, this product is a life changer and that every woman needs this. So take proactive care of your health and head to opositive.com slash handsome or enter handsome at checkout for 25% off your first purchase. that's O-P-O-S-I-T-I-V-com slash handsome for 25% off But yeah, we went out to dinner I took them, surprised them, picked them up from school and we went to dinner
Starting point is 00:21:18 and then they were like, can we go for ice cream after? And I would have normally been like, it's a school night, but I was like, yeah, let's go for ice cream. Yeah, and we just had so much fun just laughing at dinner and it just it was it was fun that's what i've been up to i love that's really nice yeah i like that oh yeah they're cool i'm going to the cheesecake factories tonight i don't
Starting point is 00:21:45 want either of you to be jealous i am jealous bury the lead i know sorry i didn't tell you that sooner who are you what's going on there they have great vegan options by the way they do yes they're they're a place i won't order it but i'll check it out guys regular spaghetti and a salad that's vegan if you don't put cheese on i love you too but when i'm touring cheesecake factory is uh is a place that i i can rely on i love that i love it well with my friends zach noey towers uh he's a very funny comedian he listens to hansom shout out zach uh he opens for me quite a bit and then taylor tomlinson who has also asked a question on the hansom pod the three of you are going to the cheese house have a friend date and why the cheese
Starting point is 00:22:32 cheesecake factory. That's what Zach picks and we do love the cheesecake factory. And is he, was he, he loves, like, I love it. Not ironically. Nobody's ironically going. We are going for the genuine love of the cheesecake factory. Well, I love that. Yeah. I'm stoked. Yeah. My favorite thing is like going to see a movie at the grove or something and going to cheesecake factory before. By yourself. Yeah, sometimes I'll go by myself. You'll go to a movie and then take yourself out for a treat at the, yeah, I think I have probably. I'll take my little notebook all right we're going to that cheesecake factory at the grove at the grove and taylor wants us to get the seat that allows us to look at the people going into the movie theater oh yeah that's good what she wants that is her one request my one request is to order cheesecake and i will do that yeah you will girl i want to get that peanut butter one oh yeah that's what i'd go for yeah how many different cheesecakes do they have like 40 right i don't know This is not a paid sponsorship. We're not going to be paid about cheesecake factory.
Starting point is 00:23:38 We're not just casually talking about the cheesecake. No, but I do like a chain restaurant in general. Do you? I love chilies. I like, maybe it's a, because I got a touch of the tism. I'm like, I like the rigidity. I like knowing what to expect. I like, I know what I'm going to get.
Starting point is 00:23:54 Am I allowed to say touch of the tism? Honestly, I don't know. Okay. I think I'm allowed to own it. But it's self-diagnosed, so I don't know. Oh, you're self-diagnosed. Yeah. Would you ever want to get to the bottom of it, for real?
Starting point is 00:24:10 Well, it happened because so many people... We know you love to get to the bottom of things. I love to get to the bottom. Is that a sexual joke? Girl, no. Although, you know... Girl, Marie. Girl Marie.
Starting point is 00:24:25 I did, speaking of sexual things, I did... What do you got for us? Well, I did just remember. Okay. about 20 minutes ago and my stomach dropped that so when I got back from the retreat, I walk in my door, girls, and I find a, I'd forgotten that I'd ordered a bunch of like BDSM stuff, like tons of stuff. Wait, what is that? Wait, what does BDSM stand for? Bad, bad, dominance. Something, something say to masochism, right? Oh, like, weapons? No, like, just, well, anyways. Wait, can you tell us a couple of the things? Okay.
Starting point is 00:25:07 This is what our listeners tune in for. Because, yeah, it takes plugging her ears. Oh, grandma. Grandma Marie. Things. Whips, chains, handcuffs. I had like a sash in mind that I'm planning. Air muffs.
Starting point is 00:25:22 A sash? Oh, like, that you're going to do this with someone. So there's like, there's like leather stuff that kind of attaches the person's wrist to their hips. Wait, the leather part is what threw you fortune? True, good point. Leather, leather. There's like bondage stuff and then there's some there's like some pretty weird stuff. You know, I just got
Starting point is 00:25:51 excited later. You were in a place. Yeah, yeah. So I get back from my very pure wholesome retreat and I've got basically a whole dungeon waiting for me in the Plus hot dogs. This is, yeah. And a harness for the hot dogs. Oh, that was, cut that out. This is gay. But it was like a fridge-sized box of stuff.
Starting point is 00:26:10 Whoa. And I've just 20 minutes ago remembered that my cleaner is coming today, this poor woman. And I've, I have unboxed, and it's sitting there in my fucking bedroom. Oh, my God. And she is the sweetest, purest woman. And I forgot to hide it. She thinks it's a Halloween costume. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:28 Oh, yeah. That's a good one. Some of this stuff, I don't know. Well, you'll go home and she'll be there and you'll just like, I'm like, can't waver Halloween. Oh, yeah. Yeah. You have to play into it. Oh, did my package go?
Starting point is 00:26:43 Yes. You're going to be scared of this. Oh, and then you'll be like, this is all the wrong stuff. This is not what I ordered. I did not. This is not what I heard of it. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:26:53 I'm trying to go as little bo-peep. Yeah. Little Bo peep. Peep. Oh, God. Um, you know what I wanted to ask you? Um, now I told you, Stephanie and I are waiting until she gets home. To bondage. To watch. To girl Marie. Girl Marie. Girl Marie. To watch wayward. Okay. Okay. Thank you. Um, thank you for waiting. Um, but you mentioned that there is some crazy sex scene. Here is my question. Have you got there yet? Oh, yeah. Have you? Shit. Oh, wait, have I? You know, I think.
Starting point is 00:27:31 I'm on episode six. Yeah, you have, yeah. Yeah. I didn't know if it was getting even steamier at some point. Okay, but something happened where you're like, girl. Okay. How do you feel about your parents seeing that? Oh, well, I asked them if they'd watched.
Starting point is 00:27:46 I mean, to be honest, my parents have not acknowledged me that they've watched or finished the show. They have, by the way. Oh, my mom watched it. Ginger watched. And I forgot. Ginger said to tell you that she. you watched it and you did a great job. Oh, Ginger, thank you.
Starting point is 00:28:03 That sounds like classic Ginger. Yeah, she was like, I watched Wayward. You have to tell May, I watched it. It was great. May he did a great job. Do you know what? Your mother is the perfect example of when people are older and they say, you know, I was once young too.
Starting point is 00:28:23 I'm that same person. I'm just older. You think that it's like this crazy concept. that an older person is going to take something in or have an awareness. Like, you're just like, I can't. That's why I was asking, like, with parents. But the fact that Ginger isn't like clutching her pearls,
Starting point is 00:28:44 she's like, just like, tell me what a great job. And that's amazing. And I should have followed up with what did you think about? I didn't. Clearly, my mom didn't think twice about it. I know my parents are like slowly watching it, I think. and I said, did you, were you, my mom said that she watched that scene like with her hands over her eyes, so I, which is good, I think. And what about your brother? How do you feel about that? I don't, I'm not specifically, I had to put that out of my mind on it on the day. Let's bring it back in.
Starting point is 00:29:13 Oh, God. Your family is watching. It's very weird, but it's, it's almost weird that a bunch of strangers have seen what I look like getting railed. Like, that's, that's weirder than like, I don't know. But you were naked in. good quite a bit right or no you're naked right now that's what our listeners don't realize is Mays sitting here completely naked and flexing weirdly tied up yeah yeah yeah no I'm doing the time oh you're doing the I'm doing the time you wouldn't want to be tied yeah sure yeah what is that called a domineering person domenatry you're the domenatrix people don't pause after doma doma nearer doma nearing person you have to be the one that's like I think I'm a
Starting point is 00:29:58 shut your mouth. Is that how it works? You shut your mouth. Or I'm handcuffing you. This is a new character. If you don't do what I say, I'm going to tie you up. Oh, my God. Is it like that?
Starting point is 00:30:13 I wonder if I could do this. You have to start a dom business. A dom business. Take that. Ha! Ha! How'd that feel? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:25 You're going to take that like it. I mean, it's not bad. Okay, I'll work on it. What are you? You're just like, oh my God, I don't know. I turn into like, is it, manwra, we know what, it is a lot of like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't know. Like under your breath?
Starting point is 00:30:42 I kind of like, your voice gets deeper. No, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I was like, no, I don't know. No, I don't know. I just. You clearly channel something.
Starting point is 00:30:55 You go into a difference. I go into an altered state. Exactly. It comes very naturally. Oh, so you're real good at it. Well, I liked it. Because there's something nice about like, like, if you're really going to town on someone, you're doing it for their pleasure. So you're almost bottoming from the top.
Starting point is 00:31:14 Like you're working hard. You're putting on a show for this person. And there's a nice, I like it. I like both sides of it. I'm into, yeah, yeah. You're bottoming from the top. I do. Fortune can't, hold on.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Give fortune a minute. So you're, but you're not taking it. You're giving it. I just mean, I just mean you're in service. Are you topping from the bottom? No, bottoming from the top. You can top from the bottom. The top from the bottom.
Starting point is 00:31:41 I'm not good enough at math to know what we're talking about or what's happening. But I wish you and whoever's getting this all. Who is getting railed and tied up. We wish you guys the best. Thank you. Yes. But you got to have a sense of humor about it all. Like that's...
Starting point is 00:32:02 I do. Yeah, you... We are currently laughing about it. Yeah, true. You got to. You got to. You got to. I just like that you're open about it.
Starting point is 00:32:14 I think it's great. Yeah. Sex positive, baby. I'm sex positive. Well, life is short. I don't think I want someone talking, like, I don't like people of being. mean to me I don't think it's my thing
Starting point is 00:32:28 Yeah That's fair Even in a sexual way Yeah I don't know that I like People being mean to me I don't mind the dirty talk stuff What do you mean you don't mind it
Starting point is 00:32:40 Or you like it? I don't like it Yeah I don't I yeah You like it But I don't mind it But I don't want to be like
Starting point is 00:32:49 handcuffed Oh okay okay Yeah But you could be handcuffed very kindly There's something hot about that Maybe, I mean, no one's done it. So maybe I just don't know if I like it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:02 Yeah. Because we got nothing to be guilty of our love. You guys making eye contact while seeing that. That we got a way to the sky. I don't know the rest of the world. Oh, I do. I just know shadows falling. We stand alone.
Starting point is 00:33:24 Do you guys see Bett Miller? On the street, everybody, if we've got a heartache of their own. I need to be illegal. We need to listen to that. Oh, we, I thought you're going to say we had to get Barbara Streisand. Or like, we got to get Babs, we know you're listening. Please send in your video. I mean, we got to get Bet Midler.
Starting point is 00:33:44 Did you see her on Colbert? I love Bet Midler. She, on Stephen Colbert, she's saying, she was like, I haven't sung in years, but she's saying the, uh, thank you, thank God for you. Well, she sang Wimini My Wins, but she rewrote the lyrics for Stephen Colbert. Aw. It was stunning. Oh. God, she's good.
Starting point is 00:34:01 I love the Divine Miss M. The Divine Miss M. Yeah. Yeah, I'm never met her. I would like to meet her as well. I know. I mean, if we got a question for her, I'd lose my shit. I was at some sort of event, I think, like a memorial, I think.
Starting point is 00:34:18 Actually, now that I'm saying it, for Gary Marshall. Okay. and bet meddler was somebody that sang at his memorial yeah and stephanie not i mean i love bet midler but stephanie is like really a big big bet meddler fan oh my god and so we were sitting there and then bet came out and seven he was like oh my god i would die i would die i saw her on on broadway and um hello dolly oh i wanted to see that it was crazy she got a standing o for walking out on I regret that I was in New York when she was doing it and I regret not just like paying a million dollars for the ticket it was incredible speaking of hello dolly pardon man you know gave us a scare
Starting point is 00:35:04 she gave us a scare she's had some health issues she was like pray for her and everyone was like what's happening yeah I can't be having that didn't she tweet like or whatever it is I'm not dead yet well yeah and she's also I ain't dead yet yeah I ain't dead yet um but she's been in the middle of doing her Broadway play Oh really? Yeah, yeah Like a bio Mm-hmm Yeah and she's like
Starting point is 00:35:28 I think writing, producing She's been there every day My friend Beth Malone Who listens to the podcast Shout out Beth, that's a star of Fun Home Oh yeah Yeah She's working on that
Starting point is 00:35:43 With Dolly That's awesome That's wild Yeah The ring of keys I don't know how it goes but Clearly this episode of handsome is brought to you by graza always fresh single origin olive oil
Starting point is 00:36:00 the holidays are basically here and we are here to tell you that olive oil makes the perfect gift graza is my favorite place to do my gift shopping because who doesn't love crazy fresh olive oil graza has ready to gift gift sets that have everyone on your list covered their new dinner party pack comes with a limited edition bottle of wine, olive oil for both cooking and finishing, plus a custom corkscrew and a bag of extra virgin olive oil potato chips. It's like a complete dinner party in a box. Just add pasta. I'm grabbing a few of Graza's duo gift sets, a ready to gift box that includes their sizzle extra virgin cooking oil and their drizzle extra version finishing oil, now available in both their signature squeeze bottle format and glass. I'm so excited to gift
Starting point is 00:36:54 these to the foodies in my life this holiday season because I know they are going to love Graza as much as I do. So head to graza.com slash handsome and use Handsome to get 10% off your order and get cooking this holiday season with some fresh delicious olive oil. Cold mornings, holiday plans. This is when I just want my wardrobe to be simple, stuff that looks sharp, feels good, and things that I actually wear. And for me, that's Quince. And the bonus, Quince pieces make really good gifts as well. Quince's fall lineup is simple but smart, elegant but easy. $50 Mongolian cashmere sweaters for everyday luxury, wool coats that are stylish but also built to last. One thing I'm getting, Quince's denim that comes in all your
Starting point is 00:37:42 favorite cuts and colors from straight to flare, acid wash to black. I'm loving my Italian wool oversized blazer from Quince, and at $100, it's an incredible deal as well. It's perfect for cooler evenings and outdoor events. Give and get timeless holiday staples that last this season with Quince. Go to quince.com slash handsome for free shipping on your order and 365 day returns. Now available in Canada, too. That's Q-U-I-N-C-E-N-C-E. dot com slash handsome free shipping and 365 day returns quince dot com slash handsome the holidays are just around the corner and it is time to get your space handsome with wayfair wayfair is the place to shop for all things home everything from sofas to spatulas to sheets they have it and you can get up to 70% off during
Starting point is 00:38:37 wayfair's black friday sale i'm getting a jump start on getting ready for the holidays so i use used Wayfair to get a Christmas wreath with pine cones and red berries. It looks so festive on my door. I'm excited about it. And I also picked out some old-fashioned multicolored Christmas string lights that are going to look good on the tree. Not to mention, I got fast and free shipping on all my items. Wayfair has a huge selection of home goods and furniture with something for every style. This holiday season, I'm recommending Wayfair to everyone. May, this is wonderful. So don't miss out on early Black Friday deals, head to Wayfair.com now to shop Wayfair's Black Friday deals for up to 70% off. That's W-A-Y-F-A-I-R dot com. Sale ends December 7th.
Starting point is 00:39:25 That age group of women, I'm such a huge fan of like just with Diane Keaton, it made me go, oh man, we're entering into that phase of our favorite people. That group of women will start dying. Oh, God. And I know that's so... I have something to tell you that we'll absolutely... Everyone's going to die. I get it. No.
Starting point is 00:39:47 Oh, we're okay. No. I have something that I talked to Stephanie about yesterday. What is it? That I realized... I said, people would not believe this if I told them. And she was like, probably not. I've never seen Diane Keaton in anything.
Starting point is 00:40:04 I can't. I don't touch me. This can't be real. Don't touch me. father no i've never seen i've never seen i've never seen a national treasure i've met her father of the bride father of the bride i didn't see father the family stone as good as a gift no i like sob at that movie oh that movie as good as a gift no i am so glad that i got i got to meet her once at lisa kudra's birthday party and i'm like was she as dynamic as she seems yes and she was so diane keaton and she was
Starting point is 00:40:37 quirky funny and she had a turtleneck and a glass of wine and gloves and glasses and a hat and I was like this is what I want I had a chance to do a movie with her a couple years ago and I just couldn't they wanted me to fly out four different times and I was on tour and I was like I want to do this just to be around her yeah yeah yeah I just couldn't I never got to meet her and I was genuinely bummed when she passed yeah just because she just does represent an era of not only movies, but women and just like an interesting person. Yeah, very interesting. Yeah. Yeah. Would you do a little Diane Keaton Film Fest? Well, that's what Stephanie was saying. She's like, there's certain ones.
Starting point is 00:41:23 She was like, you just really have to see. Just to see her. Make life better type thing. So fun to watch. Yeah. Yeah. That's what she said. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:32 And she just really was talking about how. how she kind of personifies being yourself is what is the most powerful thing and how this woman bursts onto the scene basically dressing like a man yeah uh and having her own style and her own everything even the way she speaks is so unique and she's kind of herself in everything like a version of herself but yeah so authentic and yeah anyway i just wanted to annoy you well thank you But I do think it's very sad, of course. And I do want to, I hope Dolly hangs in there. Oh, gosh.
Starting point is 00:42:14 I know. We need her around for a long time. Yeah, nobody's prepared for that. No. I wonder if I, like, that's just scratching the surface. I feel of things that you haven't seen that I just assume that you have. There's going to be a lot. There's going to be things I think that would make me so shocked. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:30 Yeah. And it's no offense to anybody. No. I'm like You're living your life I just was doing something else I guess Yeah
Starting point is 00:42:38 Have you seen any of the scream movies No That does not seem like something To even now is going to want Can I tell you something That made Stephanie laugh so hard I'm going to do press You know
Starting point is 00:42:52 For this documentary Yeah we've heard of press Sure And I'm going to be doing Drew Barrymore I'm doing it next week Me too she will talk very and Kelly Clarkson what what day are you 22nd oh my God I'm I'm I'm I'm gonna be in New York at the same time I don't I'm gonna be in New York at the same time yes yes yeah you guys listen to we gotta hit up we gotta hit up New York together listen we'll talk like this to you thank God I'm talking to um Stephanie I'm gonna be talking to Drew yeah and um and oh my God I'm
Starting point is 00:43:32 I wanted to do yours and I just thought like, no, I want to kiss your hands. Oh, my gosh, Fortune. Stephanie might be out of town, but she's going to find out. She's going to see this. But, so I'm talking to the producer before my appearance. Yeah. And the producer just casually says, and also Valerie Bertnelly will be in the news segment with you. And I go, Valerie Bertonelli.
Starting point is 00:43:58 And I was telling Stephanie, I was like, oh my gosh, I'm so excited. Valerie Bertnelli and Stephanie was like she goes Valerie Bertnelli was on the sitcom one day at a time okay and was married to Eddie Van Halen oh this is your this is my wheelhouse this is 70s and rock and roll I did a segment with her on Kelly Clarkson she's lovely oh okay well I was just like oh my gosh and Stephanie was like so you've never seen Diane Keaton in anything and she's like but like you're like thoroughly familiar with Valerie Bertnelly She was like, I can't, I can't track what. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:44:34 And I was like, well, she's, she was, you know, in my wheelhouse of the 70s and was married to my favorite rock and roll star. I will say Diane Keaton very 70s as well. Absolutely. But I'm saying that Valerie also had the connection of rock and roll. Yeah, that was the thread that. Yeah. The fact that you know Pitbull and these people. Oh, good.
Starting point is 00:44:57 I forgot. Music and documentaries. That's where. I can't think we're both doing Drew Barrymore next week. I know. I'm so nervous. I never met her. Oh, she's the best.
Starting point is 00:45:09 She's so easy. You're going to, and here's the thing. And I'm not entirely convinced she's not in love with me, but you will think that she's in love with you. That's a dangerous. Yeah. Dangerous quality to have. Anytime I see her interact, it's like she'll be in my face. I'm like, this woman is in love with me.
Starting point is 00:45:26 And then the PA walks up and it's like, Drew, do you want, you know, pineapple, whatever. And she treats the PA, the exact same. And I'm like, for you to remind me of this. She's in love with me and the show. She did say recently she's bisexual, I believe. I think she's always been. Yeah, pretty children.
Starting point is 00:45:48 So you never know. I mean, not for you. You're taken. You made that very clear. Anyway, you will love her and you will think she's in love with you. And she probably, I think she's in love with me, you and the PA and you. And me too, thank you. She just has love flowing out of her.
Starting point is 00:46:07 And then Kelly, oh, my God. Of course, we're obsessed with her. She's asked the handsome, well, both of them have asked the handsome body question. Yep, yeah, yeah. I'm excited. Well, we'll have to party. Okay, I said hi. Are you doing Colbert?
Starting point is 00:46:19 No, I wish. I haven't done Seth Myers. I'd love to do Seth Myers. But, no, I think just those two. Okay. Yeah, yeah. Well, cool. Well, I wish I was going to New York.
Starting point is 00:46:29 Come, girl. They've, I'm supposed to do it for, I'm in Zootopia, too, as a beaver. Wait, we're supposed to reveal that so are we. Yeah, it's coming out soon. As of this airing, the premiere's in like two days. Yes. Are you going to go? I'm trying to. We're trying to get me off work.
Starting point is 00:46:47 We got to go. You got to go. I don't know if I'm going to be back from Toronto yet. Oh, God. Oh, girl. Don't. Don't, girl. Isn't there fun, though, the handsome pots in Zootopia, too?
Starting point is 00:46:58 We're in a prison cell. The three of us. No, you and me and you're my cellmate and you're bouncing me off the wall and I'm a gerbil. Wait, don't give away the things. Yeah, I didn't know it was you. Now nobody's going to go see the movie. Yes, what a spoiler. But I've never done a, I've never been in a movie.
Starting point is 00:47:14 And I'm a beaver. You're a beaver, I'm a gerbil and you're a bear, I think? I don't know. Oh, my God. TIG! I go in and I'm doing my lines and then I said, so who's playing my cellmate? And they went, uh, Tick Notaro actually. I was like, you're joking.
Starting point is 00:47:31 And you know what is so insane is I recorded that in Boulder right before I went over to Andrea's house. Oh, my God. So when you're listening to my character, which is pure insanity, like, I lost my voice trying to do this. Wow. Then I went over to be with Andrea in Andrea's final days. Oh, my God. Yeah. Our job is so weird.
Starting point is 00:47:54 It's so bizarre. Our job is weird. Well, comes out Thanksgiving and weekend. I can't wait. It's soon. Yes, it is. be the first time I've ever been in a movie that's in the first time I've ever been did I say that weird well not for where you're come from but nobody in North Carolina
Starting point is 00:48:11 or Mississippi I mean listen we say things weird what would you say first time I ever been yeah but first time I'm ever been this is our dynamic makes more sense since there's two ease yeah first time I ever be mean should we get to our question today's question asker is, first and foremost, one of my dearest, dearest friends. I love her. She's an actor, comedian, and one half of the comedy duo Garfunkel and Oates. She has appeared in movies like Don't Think Twice and The Little Hours and TV shows like The Big Bang Theory and Raising Hope. Kate McCoochee is asking today's question. You know I love Kate's last name because it talks about Makuchi.
Starting point is 00:49:06 Let's get to the question. Hi, handsome. Hi, TIG. Hi, Fortune. Hi, May. I love you. It's me. Kate Makuchi.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Or as Fortune likes to call me, Kate McCooch, my coochie, Kate McCutier, Kate Makooter. Whatever you want to call me. Yeah, yeah. I love all the names. Anyway, I have a question for you. So here it goes. What is a lie that you were told when you were a kid that you believed for way too long? So it might have been something that, you know, someone told you or something you saw in a movie or a TV show that you believed to be true for like way, way, way, way, way too long.
Starting point is 00:49:48 And then maybe when you were older, you were like, what? That's not real. I'm a very gullible person. So I have a bunch of these. But I wondered what years are. All right. Thanks, everybody. I'll be back later. Oh, thanks, Kate, McCut. Thank you.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Macooter. McCuder. McCuter, McCuter, McCuter, Cooch. I mean, Kaye has the best last name ever. You have to admit that. I mean, Kate's a great name, too. What's wrong with her first name? Why are you being so hard on her first name? Well, I have to just, I mean, right away, what I was told as a child that I believe way too long, I think, is, you'll be safe we'll take care of you everything's going to be okay don't worry got this I held on to that I held on to it my whole childhood is waiting yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a good one did she were you told you real I don't think they even tried to tell me that I would say the first thing that
Starting point is 00:50:59 comes to mind is um i remember i i was told at christmas time that there were elves jumping from branch to branch and i was always i was like where and they'd be like oh you just missed it just oh my god i just missed it and i i i was just desperate to see these elves that were jumping around my christmas tree and you just accepted as fact because why would someone Yeah. Say that. Well, Santa was coming, too. Yeah, exactly. I believe there were.
Starting point is 00:51:33 I did believe the Santa lie for a long time. Also, I wasn't allowed to. I don't know if you were, when you put snacks out for Santa, did you also, it was for the reindeer, too. Uh-huh. And so what, Santa, because they leave like little crumbs. Cookies and milk for Santa, a carrot for the reindeer. Right. But you see that the reindeer has eaten.
Starting point is 00:51:57 Like there's little. coming in? Right. So there's a little nibble. So what the reindeer are also in your house or Santa brings it out, feeds the reindeer and then puts the carrot back. But there's a, I mean, once you start picking it apart, there's a lot of logic. I know. I think you just, the carrot, what do you mean? He comes down a chimney. I think the parents need to just start taking the carrot fully away. Yeah, I think you're right. Why the parents when it's Santa doing it. Okay. Okay. I was never allowed to. believe in Santa. My mom was so adamant that they weren't going to lie to us. And so I was like, too. Oh, if you have kids, turn the podcast off. Turn the podcast off. Three minutes ago. Three minutes ago. Spoiler alert. But they, she said there is no Santa Claus, but it's really fun to pretend. So I would still like leave out snacks and get, but I did, I was pretty depressed. I would tell, I would tell kids that there was no Santa and stuff. Oh, you were that one. I was always the one that had to let everybody else know yeah yeah yeah but there was one there's one lie and then i've talked about this in a stand-up
Starting point is 00:53:06 special i don't know if i've talked about it on the pod but that i still to this day don't know if it's true and it it drove me very nuts that my parents would always tell us and they swore it was true that in the 90s that they were driving through the forest and they drove underneath a moose yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And they swore that the car clean passed through under its legs. Yeah, yeah. And my brother and I would become, like, incensed and irate. We'd be like, what I'm talking about?
Starting point is 00:53:38 Yeah, and then did all the math, Googled the height of a Toyota Tersell, Googled the largest ever recorded moose to see. Even a big one that still doesn't seem possible. This is the infuriating thing is it could just have happened. Like, if it happened to be the biggest ever moose ever recorded. It could just have happened. And they stand by to this day. They're like, yep.
Starting point is 00:53:59 And they're both in on it. They have a twinkle in their eye when they say it, but they won't let it go. So I still don't know. Oh, you know what? My mother also told me I got stuck in the toilet that I fell in the toilet and she had to call the plumber to get me out. And I don't think that's true. She said when you were a baby? Yeah, I think it was some like little joke that she kept going where I'd be like,
Starting point is 00:54:25 What do you mean I get stuck in the toilet, you know? And then when I was older, I was like, you can get stuck in the toilet. You should write a children's book about a babies who's stuck in the toilet and then gets flushed down and makes friends. Yeah. I apparently, I'll do that. Yeah. Yeah. Thomas, put that on my list.
Starting point is 00:54:45 Toilet baby. Also, maybe to alert parents if their kids are listening, also they should have shut it off when you were talking about. Oh, the BDS. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, what were you going to say, fortune? Apparently I held on to my passy, pacifier. Aw, say again. My passy for many years, like long pass when you were supposed to.
Starting point is 00:55:10 But it was starting to create a little gap in my front teeth. So the dentist told my mom that they had to get rid of this pacifier, that I was way too old to be sucking on this thing. and so one day it just disappeared and my mom always told me for years that it just like got lost or something like that and they didn't know what happened to it
Starting point is 00:55:36 and then finally she admitted when I was older that she threw it out like through it out the window of the window she littered she littered was driving after the dinner just tossed it out the window Chintra Marie
Starting point is 00:55:50 didn't waste time she was like yeah that was a big one and then this one's kind of embarrassing my mom would call my mom I don't know this this isn't a lie it's just more of like a random
Starting point is 00:56:05 non-truth thing that she named something because she was too embarrassed to just use the anatomy terms she would call the area cover your children's area the problem area
Starting point is 00:56:20 she called it a Boom, boom. Yeah. Like on anybody's problem? Yeah. Well, for girls, it was called your boom boom. So she'd go, did you wash your boom boom? Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:33 And so. Why was she so fixated on your boom boom? Well, no, just like, you know, sometimes you, instead of just saying vagina, she would say boom, boom. Or she would say, boom. And I got way too old saying this. Yeah. And I was over at her friend's house. And whose dad's a doctor, so they've always used, you know, just the regular anatomy terms.
Starting point is 00:56:57 Yeah. And I said, I don't know why I said something about, and I said boom, boom. And they, it's like a record scratch. And they all turned and they were like, what? Oh, my God. And I was like, you're boo-boom. Oh, my God. Are you talking about a vagina?
Starting point is 00:57:17 And I was like, huh? Is that what they're going? I honestly don't know if I even had heard the word from China before. I was like, huh? Boom, boom. And they all died laughing. And I was just like, I'm picturing you storming into your home that night. I know, my mom, that is not going to boom, boom.
Starting point is 00:57:42 And so if you ever got into BDSS. BDSM, would you, could somebody use like a word, like, a word? like that boom boom that does not very sexy you go i'm going to bang your boom boom yeah no nobody wants to hear that word it's so stupid i'm like how did you come up with that and how did she come up with it i don't know i should ask her i mean it's you know i think it was just like a light and fun yeah people people say all kinds of things i get it i get it but where did boom boom i will have to like why not boom i'll have to follow him with ginger about this it sounds like it's from like a, like, who's that
Starting point is 00:58:23 Mr. Lava, love like, oh, like a Shaggy? Yeah, it sounds like it's a Shaggy. Like I, I do it in your boom, boom. Boom. I love Shaggy. I love Shaggy. Love Shaggy. You don't? Yeah, but like, no
Starting point is 00:58:36 Diane Keaton. Oh. Oh, but you love Shaggy. But those aren't hand in hand. Okay, sure. Valerie Bertonelli. Yeah. But that was. Shaggy.
Starting point is 00:58:51 That burst my bubble big time When my friends were just like The fuck They didn't say that How your brain plants little flags On all the embarrassing moments Yeah I love an embarrassing story
Starting point is 00:59:07 Oh man Those are good people love them People are Our listeners are Salivating to hear your embarrassing story I don't have a ton of embarrassing stories Just because I didn't get embarrassed often You had a thick skin
Starting point is 00:59:20 one for sure what do you suppose made you somebody that's like yeah i don't care that doesn't embarrass me i don't know how that happened is it because you were going for laughs so you were yeah yeah like i saw the comedy and stuff early on yeah that i was just like worth it and have you since shared with people you've dated or whatever that uh about your boom boom no this is honestly the first time it's come out i've ever mentioned this i was hanging out with well with parvety and Amma who's seven now and we went to see a soccer game where it's like a little nice little reunion and we were playing professional soccer yeah Angel City yeah yeah which I've never been oh it was fun game it was super fun wait why did you say been this time yeah I've never been this time yeah
Starting point is 01:00:06 I've never been oh I don't want to change you being who you are I know I just maybe I go I use both I've never because I say word I with this thick accent I say words wrong or not wrong but different No, wrong. They're wrong. So we were playing truth or dare in the, and so, so Amma dared me to stand up and yell like, well, first she said stand up, take your shirt off and yell, and yell like, Angel City are my team forever. And so I didn't take my shirt off, but I did the dare. And I got up and yelled and I did like a dance. And it was so, she was so shocked that I'd done it.
Starting point is 01:00:44 And because everyone turned around. And then we were daring each other to do embarrassing things. And I was like, God, because when the embarrassment starts to creep in around middle school, right? Like, before that, you're kind of, I don't know. And I was like, God, I hope, yeah, I hope she never gets embarrassed by anything. Yeah. Did Max and Finn get embarrassed? Embarrassed by you?
Starting point is 01:01:05 Like, are they like, God, don't see that. No, more so, like, Max is really into jokes, writing jokes and stuff. And if I, I mean, he hits it almost every time. where I'm like, God, that's a really funny concept or really observant of you. But if he or Finn do something that it's not funny, I'll go, don't tell anyone you're related to me, guys. Don't throw my name around with that one, okay. But yeah, no, they're really, really funny.
Starting point is 01:01:42 Well, should we hear? Oh, yeah, let's hear Kate's answer. Let's do it. McCoochee, what you got? okay so my answer is you know in peevee's big adventure when peewee picks up the fugitive mickey and he still got um handcuffs tied to his hand and and peevee's like so what did you do and and mickey's like oh you know those tags on the mattresses that say do not remove under penalty of law well i i took one off of a mattress and so you know i saw i saw this movie when i was maybe six or seven and um i for a very long time most of my childhood and into my adulthood thought that taking a tag off of a mattress was like a really bad crime and it wasn't until i was like way grown up probably like 30 i rewatch peevee's make adventure and i was watching it and i thought oh my god that's just a joke
Starting point is 01:02:40 that's a joke i i have been thinking that it's bad to do this my whole life and it was just a yeah You know. So yeah, I guess it's okay. You're not going to go to jail if you take a tag off a mattress. And that's just something I learned way too late in life. All right, everyone. Have a great day. Thanks so much for having me. I can't wait to hear this. Okay, I guess, well, now I'm just talking. Oh, also, you know that time that Tig was talking about where we were out in Australia and the kangaroo, we were hanging out with the kangaroos. And the one part that I think TIG didn't explain is that a kangaroo charged at her. Like it wasn't just like we were hanging out with these big kangaroos. One was like out of the corner of my, I heard it first. I heard the kangaroo. Broom, broom, brum, brum, brum, brum. And then I looked and it was like the biggest kangaroo just charging toward TIG.
Starting point is 01:03:42 Oh my gosh. And all I could get out of my mouth was a tiny, odd chase tink. And thankfully, the kangaroo just kept going and didn't bother us or hurt us in any way. But that's just a little tidbit. All right. I love you. Bye-bye. Love you, Kate.
Starting point is 01:04:01 That's a little tigbit. A little tig bit. I wish she had said, McCoochie out. I can't believe you left out that you were charged. I forgot. You know, my memory is very spotty. Yeah. You knew there were kangaroos.
Starting point is 01:04:15 We have it on video somewhere because you do, you just hear like, And then you hear Kate, oh, cheese, tick. Oh, cheese, cheese. Classic Kate McCoochee. And of course, Kate's biggest fear, like, it's just right on the nose with Kate McCoochee that she was scared that that would be like the biggest crime to take that tag off of a pillow, you know. That's so funny to hold on to. And the weird thing about Kate is she is very, she is very, she. She's so kind.
Starting point is 01:04:49 She's so pure and wonderful and all of these things. So talented. But man, can she go blue? Really? Because I'd love to hear it because her voice is so innocent. Have you not heard Garfunkel and Oates? No. I need to hear.
Starting point is 01:05:05 May Martin. Okay, great. Because May is a fun song. Oh, great. Come on. I mean, yeah, it's just like she and Ricky singing the bluest crazy. the funniest stuff. Oh, that's great.
Starting point is 01:05:21 And also her solo stuff. And she's such a great painter. Yeah, incredible artist. Yeah, incredible artist. Yeah, incredible friend. Just a wonderful person. And a great last name. Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 01:05:35 Back to that. Back to the old. Well, what a fun episode. I had a grand old time. So great seeing you guys. So great seeing you guys. We have to do this again sooner. We have got to do this again.
Starting point is 01:05:47 We will. We should quit our other jobs. And just do this. I would just live in the studio. Yeah. I'd be happy to do that. They got cold brew here. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:57 That's all you need. Well, for now, though, I do have to go on tour. Okay. So I will be... You're free to go. Sorry to bother you. I will be in Charlotte, North Carolina. Thanksgiving weekend.
Starting point is 01:06:08 Then San Jose in Fresno, California, St. Petersburg in Orlando, Florida, Vancouver, and then New Year's Eve in Seattle. Come celebrate the new year with me. And then Zootopia, too. See all three of us. Or hear all three of us. Thanksgiving weekend as well.
Starting point is 01:06:27 Oh, my God. I can't wait. And please make a note, November 14th. This week, come see me in the good light. The documentary I produced about Andrea Gibson and Megan Fowley is so beautiful. And it's out on Apple TV, November 14th, November 14th, November 14th. friends everyone. Also go to tignotaro.com for all my show information. And I'm going on tour and at the end of February doing 35 cities in North America. Please come and hang out with me. And then I'm in LA at Largo this
Starting point is 01:07:03 month. So check that out. And check out Wayward on Netflix. I'm at Largo too. Oh my gosh. Listen, it's my regular spot. You guys. Until next time, keep it handsome. Handsome is hosted by me, Mae Martin, Tignotaro, and Fortune Feamster. The show is produced, recorded, and edited by Thomas Willett. Email us at handsomepod at gmail.com, and please follow us on social media at HandsomePod. What a podcast. What a podcast. That was a hate gum podcast.
Starting point is 01:07:43 You know what's smart? Checking Allstate First for a quote, they could save you hundreds on car insurance. know what's not smart, not checking the sales rack at your clothing store. It can feel really good to get a new outfit, but what feels even better is getting a new outfit at a discounted price. Mm-hmm, yeah, checking first is smart. So check Allstate first for a quote that could save you hundreds. You're in good hands with Allstate.
Starting point is 01:08:08 Potential savings vary, subject to terms, conditions, and availability. Allstate North American Insurance Company and Affiliates, Northbrook, Illinois. What's going on? It's Lamarne Morris. And Hannah Simone. And we host The Mess Around, a New Girl rewatch podcast now on HeadGum. Now, here's the thing. Every single week, we chat about an episode of New Girl.
Starting point is 01:08:28 And we really get into it. Like, we get up in there. We get up in there. You know, we reminisce about our times on set. We share behind the scenes tea. We react to rewatching episodes that we haven't seen in years. We talk about how Jake Johnson is dog. That's not true.
Starting point is 01:08:43 We talk about so many memories we have of working with the biggest stars on the planet. I'm talking Prince, Taylor Swift, Olivia Rodrigo. We're just two BFFs having a good old time, okay? Sometimes we even talk to other co-stars like Zoe Day Chanel, Jake Johnson, Max Greenfield, and Damon Wayne's Jr. And your dad. We talk to your dad on this show as well. Make sure you subscribe to the mess around wherever you get your podcasts. New episodes drop every single Tuesday.

There aren't comments yet for this episode. Click on any sentence in the transcript to leave a comment.