Handsome - Kyle Mooney asks about clothes you miss

Episode Date: June 2, 2026

The hilarious Kyle Mooney (SNL, What's Our Podcast? With Beck and Kyle) asks Handsome about their favorite long-lost clothing items! Plus Fortune does a little day drinking, Handsome birds, a song about gay faces, and more! Also, we have new PRIDE MONTH merch at handsomepod.com!Handsome is hosted by Tig Notaro, Mae Martin, and Fortune FeimsterFollow us on social media @handsomepodMerch at handsomepod.comWatch Handsome on YouTube and HuluThis is a Headgum podcast. Follow Headgum on Twitter, Instagram, and Tiktok. Advertise on Handsome via Gumball.fm.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

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I had an apparel spritz. Oh. Are you day drunk? No, I just have one. Are you day buzzed? Not even buzzed, but I just think when you have an afternoon with one apparel spreads is pretty exciting. I don't know what that is. And I've never had one.

Really? Have you heard of them? I think from you the other day. Did you mention it yesterday? Probably. Okay. Yeah. But I have to say, even though I don't drink, when I did, my favorite was day drinking.

Oh, yeah. Drinking. I love having a secret like that. Like nobody knows. I'm not even keeping it in a secret. I had one. I'm telling you, I like to keep it a seat. Like, I liked to have like a couple of beers and then.

like, I remember one Valentine's Day, Stephanie and I went to this bar by the beach and we had just a couple of beers. And then we just walked around with a little daytime buzz. And it's just like your little secret. And I love that feeling. Like we're not trashed. Yeah. Just like day buzzed and wandering around.

Sure. 2.30 in the afternoon. It's a very vacation feeling. and then you go, you take a nap and then you go for dinner. Oh, yeah. So an apparel spreads is very popular in Europe. Oh, okay. Fancy, fancy, fancy.

And when it gets hot, it's very refreshing. Okay. It is a little bit of champagne and it's a little bit of apparel, which is like a liqueur, a little bit of soda water and a slice of orange. And it is a delicious, refreshing. You put it on a lot of a shit ton of ice, which you know I love. Shit ton ruins the vibe. I know.

You put it, it's this delicate champagne. And I, and I say orange differently than you. Orange. You say orange. Orange. Orange. And what do you say it? I say orange.

What do you say, man. And I say orange. Of course you do. I say orange, orange. Orange. Orange. Yeah, too, I don't say orange. Is that one of those words that you're not able to rhyme with?

Is that orange is one of them, right? Sounds like it. Yeah, but I feel like Eminem rhymed with orange. Can you look it up, Thomas? To make a point, he was like. Yeah, yeah. I feel like he was like, that's wrong. You could run it with s'm orange.

In the same situation, I also had a brown. sugar ice latte and a strawberry macha. What do you mean in the same situation? You mean like today? I went to a brunch. Oh, yeah, yeah. So within a couple hours. Well, you do seem a little buzzed.

I think it's more than caffeine than it is the apparel. Okay. Oh, brown sugar sounds good. Because it was outside and it was very hot and I made the mistake of wearing nip pants. I thought you were going to say nip something. No, knit. Nip tasks. K-N-I-T.

You know Fortune's always bragging about. having nips. Yeah, nip tassels. And my nips were nipping, and I had major swamp ass. Swamp ass. So far you're on fire this episode, girl, we've had a swamp ass. That's such a good song. But speaking of good songs, what did you find, Thomas?

Yeah, do you want to hear Eminem talking about it? Yeah. Yeah. He rams sweaty with spaghetti, and I love that. Yeah. I put my orange, four. Four inch, door hinge, and storage. There you go.

I ate porridge with George. Doidge. Oh my gosh. That's right. That's why he's the master. Yeah, twist them up a little bit. Four inch. I would, yeah, I wouldn't have thought of.

Forage, door inch. Yeah. I mean, but that's good. That is like a little window into genius right there. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. God, I wish I could rhyme better. Well, you know what I, what it made me think is we need to,

come up with a brand new word that rhymes with fortune is day drunk and we need to just come to terms she has her face fluffer what is it my depuffer I know I was just electrified by the idea of a word challenge and and then and then fortune starts depuffin her can we block fortune's video No, continue talking. I'm just depuffing. I just bought one for my mom. And again, this is not an ad. We're not sponsored by DePuffer, but she loves it.

Oh, I thought it was an ad for your mother. Yeah, this is not an ad for my mom. I spent Mother's Day with my mom. Good. As you should have. Wait, isn't it still coming up? Yeah, but I love that you volunteered it. So we're going to be like, well, how was it?

What happened? I don't know yet. I bet it went well. It went well. What did you say, May? Yeah, but it was a beautiful time. Oh, nothing. I'm here.

I'm in my little office. And last time we were together, I had forgotten to bring the thing I wanted to show you guys that a fan gave me. Yeah. I just, I hope you're as delighted by these as I am. But I'll just one by one reveal. Okay. And I don't know who made these. I'm so sorry, but someone really smart.

Okay. This is me as a bird. Okay. So this is so great. It's so good. That's really funny. So good. Okay.

This is Tug as a bird. And TIG has a little bottle with it that says Dyke dust. Oh, Dyke does. Why does Tick's hair looks very elvicey? Yeah. These are us as birds that a fan has made. Birds and Suits.

And then I've saved the best to last. Oh, no. I'm so scared. I just love. I love this bird to be. Oh, no. I love her. I know.

I mean something insane. That is unbelievable. Is this not you as a bird? 100%. You're going to say in a nutshell, but in an eggshell. This is you in an egg shell. Look at wild hair. It's.

so good. So blonde. I'm so blonde. That is really inspired and great. And why in birds? Is there a connection I'm forgetting? No, I don't think there's a bird. Maybe this person makes birds. This person maybe specializes in birds. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And the touch of, we're birds, handsome birds. This hair is like Shirley Temple. It's like, it's like a little baby. The chrials are curling. Are those snugly? Uh, those little, yeah, you're going to sleep with them? Well, I'll sleep with them for sure. Obviously, I have been.

All three of them. The wings are very soft, but no, the bodies are tight and hard. The wings. I ran into somebody that was like, I heard the podcast y'all did about not like where you said you didn't like caricatures that are drawn of you and then gave me one. And I was like, well, this is not better. Oh, my God. So they were being like, look, they can be good.

I have one of you that you're going to like, and I looked insane. Well, and that person just found out. Listen, they're good at caricatures. I just don't look good as a caricature. I look crazy. Okay, but as a bird. As a bird, I'm gorgeous. Also crazy.

Oh. But look at all this stuff I got to go through. Whoa. Those are gifts? You are bringing this on myself. Yeah. Yeah, by drawing attention to it. And like sorting and organizing and when you ask, when you like talk about it,

it makes people want to give you more things. Yeah, you're going to get so much more. Is that what you want? I think secretly, yeah, because then I can also complain about it and go, what are I going to do with all this stuff? And there's a joy in complaining. But I do love it. And I only have four cities left on the tour.

Oh, so. You never know what's coming. Wow. Are you feeling somewhat sad or are you like, I can't wrap up quick enough? Like both. I'm really going to miss it. Yeah. I got my tattoo to commemorate it.

And I feel lucky and had like, like, it's been like, like it's actually changed me. Like it's, I've learned a lot. But I've been changed for the better. I didn't say for the better. Oh, it changed you. It hardened you? No, it did change me for the better. It's been like, like there's been a real emotional depth to it.

I really loved it. But yeah, I'm ready for it to end. What is the biggest change that you've? Well, the tattoo's permanent and I didn't have that before. Wait, can you remind me what the tattoo is of? Thank you for asking. Maybe I never showed you. I don't know if you did.

I feel like you were showing, were you showing our guests at the live show? Blah, boom, Gams. It's the tour bus. It's a little. little tour bus. Oh, okay. Yeah, that sounds familiar. Which, I think you said it, but I, now that seems familiar, but we never saw it. As you know, I clogged the tour bus toilet twice. We're just going to assume that tattoo stinks. Scratch and sniff, stinky bus tattoo is rancid. Your nickname on the tour is stinky bus. Oh, my God. And takes a little boat. As long as I'm still a little boat. Little boat. I saw Britney

snow after our live show and she said she was rocking her little cowboy hat around town. No way. Where did you see her? At the brunch today. Oh, okay. Oh, my God. Please let there be a paparazzi picture of her wearing that hat. She's a little cowboy.

Because, you know, it does fit her show, hunting wives because it's a bunch of people. Texas. Texas, yeah. Oh, that was funny. That's really good. Yeah. Okay. You guys.

what else should have to pop some more I know something that you have a secret girls spill well I can't tell you I can't sit this can't be on

the podcast oh please talk about something that we can't record no I'm going to be this is wild no no I just can't say what this is for but I can show you

the most disturbing manly looking image of me that you'll ever see in your life. I had it, you know, a life cast where they have to like, yes, you know, just like they have to make something for me. Like prosthetics. Okay, yeah, yeah.

So you don't want to say what it's for, but you're going to show us. It hasn't, it hasn't been announced yet. Okay. Oh, you're filming something that hasn't been announced yet. Exactly. Okay. Okay.

But this is, It's so disgusting. And it's not, it's actual, it's actually my face on a computer scanned. Uh-huh. Oh, wow. My God, TIG. That is crazy. Holy shit.

Yes. It kind of looks like that guy, the British guy, that Taylor Swift dated for a minute. Tom somebody. Oh, who plays Loki? Yeah, what's his name? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Pull up a picture of him.

Tell me that's not that same. I don't see it. I'm seeing, like, no, I'm seeing like maybe an ancient Roman emperor who had a... Tom Hittleston. You think Tom Hittleston? Can we see it again? Of course. I'm happy to show this off. Show it. Actually.

I feel like people tell me I look like him. Come on, bring it up. I feel like I've been tagged. Twins. Look at that. That's crazy. And if you're just listening to this, TIGs showing us, it's like a bald... The same.

A bald blue thing of her face. It looks really... Yeah. How are you feeling looking at that? I feel like I'm very good at this. I think it's real and it's honest. And it also makes me think like, okay, I am a gay person and I present in a more, you know, leaning in a masculine direction.

I look at this picture myself and I go, okay, what if I dated men and I identified with being straight? Would my face still fall this way? You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, there's something going on because, yes, go ahead. Because people say there's such a thing as gay face, right? Like, and you either, I kind of know what they mean. Like there's like a day drunk, a strong jaw.

She's day drunk. Now but I have a gay face. But your day drunk, is this a gay face? If you're day drunk. But am I gay in my face? You are drunk. Drunk in your day. I'm not drunk.

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Yeah, I would like to see. Would you have known that was me? No, I would think it was Tom Hiddleston. I probably should have led with, who do you think this is? Tom Hittleston. I think I would have thought it was like your brother or your uncle or something. I would have thought it was your grandpa. Or my grandpa.

Yeah. It's, I mean, when he takes. seeing something about the good old days. The Judds. But without hair, I mean, anyone with, like, imagine Fortune totally bald. Imagine me totally bald. Well, and also, I can see all of, like, my lack of symmetry. Right.

You know, it, like, it just highlights every truth to my face. Yeah. When they told me I had to do a life cast, which is what that's called. I misunderstood. And I thought they were saying it only needed to be the back of my head. And when they started putting the wet clay across my eyes and mouth,

I got completely claustrophobic. Oh my God, yes. And I had to wave to stop. I've heard that super claustrophobic. Whoa. So they put straws in your nose and stuff and you're supposed to breathe through I can't.

There were no straws, but like, I just, and they allowed me to have one eye without the clay and I just shut my eye. But I was like, no can do. Oh my God. No can do. How long did it take again? Honestly, it wasn't even that long, but even a second covered in that. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. I don't like that. Are you claustrophobic? No, but that. just, I don't like the feeling of not being able to breathe. Like I went scuba diving once and it, it was not for me. Same. I get, I'm pretty claustrophobic. Yeah. If, like, if you're doing an escape room and they say,

is anyone here claustrophobic? I say yes. So I must be. And how does that fix anything? Then maybe you go, I don't want to be the one to scurry into the little dark corridor. Don't get me scurrying, y'all. I had a, my close friend who we were prank. each other back and forth for years. And so one of the pranks he did on me was he got me into his closet and closed the door and locked it. It was a small dark closet. And then he'd hidden in there a speaker. And it was his voice going, hello, May. Put rats in the closet with you. And I, everyone's laughing. And I was going, let me out. Let me out. It's not funny anymore. And then I had to, I thought, I got to get through this. And so I just went silent. And I just put my head down.

And I was like, this will be over soon. And it was really weird because it was just, a funny prank that I was like not. But it wasn't a funny prank. No, I was freaking out. I don't like pranks. I like them because it shows someone was thinking about you. No. And focusing on you. That's an interesting perception of a prank. It's true. I've never heard that before. I met someone's thing of you. Huh. Yeah, that kind of like someone's gone out of their way to prepare something to delight or torment you. Either way, it's nice that they were thinking. Someone went out of their way to torment you. How cool.

Okay. So when I've told you about my prank where I go out into the back patio of somebody's house and I say, just so everybody knows, I'm going to bed in 10 minutes. You don't like that. No, that's like whatever. Okay. It's more of your prank where you like tie in everyone's shoes together at the table. Oh, okay.

You wouldn't like that? Mm-mm. Yeah. Really? I'd be like, oh, great, we got someone to talk about. Yeah. Or like, but that one's kind of harmless. So it's like, it would just kind of like, okay.

Okay. But I guess it would be more like, um, like if I sent you an anonymous letter. Okay. Let's pretend we're all in the Girl Scouts. I wish. Camp Handsome. Camp Handsome and we're in our bunks and you put like a snake in my bed. Oh, I'm not into that stuff.

Or you like, or even a frog in your bed. Or you froze my bra. Is that a prank? My honey love. You've read my honey love. Is that like a well-known prank? Don't you go freezing my honey love. If you freeze my honey love, I swear to God.

Did you just invent that or is that a thing, freezing bras? No, that was like a thing when we were kids that people would do as like, they would pick one girl, take her bra and put it in the freezer. I don't know why. Or did you do the thing where when someone's sleeping you, if you, they said if you put their hand in water, they would pee themselves. Yeah, warm water, yeah. See, like, I'm not into that.

Yeah. That kind of stuff. I guess the tie and shoe one was not really a good example because, like, who cares? But it's more of that. But yeah, I also, you know, I'm not into the whole, like, and this is so beyond a prank, but like pushing someone in a pool, like with their clothes on and like.

A, because most of people. of cell phones now and that's like a $1,200 thing in your pocket. Yeah. And then yeah. Nice phone for a job. People can get her. Yeah. When I was a kid, if my brother would do something like that and then afterwards he'd do something objectively cruel. And then afterwards he'd go for a joke. And that was like, guess what? Mary, he was thinking of you. Yeah, you're right. Or a joke. Yeah, he was thinking of me. He was thinking of you. How sweet. Yeah. Okay. What's making me want to prank you. I have to say like an anonymous letter or something. How about this? You prank me? An anonymous letter. Yeah, we should prank May and that way May will know we've been thinking

about them. I'll finally have confirmation. I've been thinking about you. Who is that? Thinking about you. I don't know. Is it Taylor Dane? No. No, I don't know who it is. I've been thinking about Are you guys freaked out by Wax Museum? Like, I'm thinking about your face cast. Do you guys enjoy like a Madam 2 Sods? Like a Madam... Sure don't. No.

Did it freak you out? No. I feel nothing. It just feels fake. Oh, okay. I love into it? Yeah, I'm into any kind of novelty experience. Like where you pay an exorbitant amount of money and go to the gift shop.

But I like seeing everyone's heights. I like that. And I like when... Because is that the scale? Yeah, they're to scale. Like a madam two sods, two sods thing, they're to scale. And my favorite is when you go, now, who is this meant to be? Oh, when it's so off.

Yeah. And would you just be thrilled if there was one of you? Oh, I mean, I'm pretty easy to please. I feel like... You're happy there's a bird that looks like you. If somebody just says, I know you. Yeah. You're thrilled.

Yeah, like I went to... to the psychic I saw whose face melted, she wrote me a little post-it that said, you are seen and understood and loved or something like that. And I got it up in my mirror in my bedroom. Oh, that's nice. I assume in relationships, that's very important too as well. Yeah, to feel understood. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. That's pretty common. Yeah, I guess that's, yeah. But maybe some people need it more than others. That's true, fortune. You're speaking your whiskey wisdom.

Uh-oh. Here comes depuffer. Yeah, Fortune's Truth Serum. Yeah, have another one. Can you go whip yourself up a little drink? I got to fly tonight. Tonight? Where are you flying?

Taramo. Oh, my place where I'm from. I'm going to see your people. Yeah. You should swing by, see my mom and you guys could depuff your face. Hello, mum. Hello, mum. Do you use the depuffer when you're not on handsome?

Nope. It's only during the bot. There's a heat. There's a heat one too. That's the one I use more actually. Wait, you have a whole separate depuffer? No, it's on the same thing. That's when it's amazing. I should use it more, though. Did I get sent one? Did you hear my tummy just know? Fortune and I just happened to buy them.

That's not true. I bought it and influenced May. Yeah. Is that true? Yeah, Fortune's an influencer. And I bought one. So that's not one of our advertisers? No. I learned about this from a makeup artist.

And then I came on the pod once and talked to, I called it a depuffa. The depuffa. And it's a depuffer. D puffer. And then May was like, should I get one? And I said, well, everybody swears by this. Yeah. And have you noticed any differences in the three episodes you've used it?

If I used it, if I used it more, maybe. I also have one of those red light masks. I need to start using. Yeah, I like those. Do you use one, May? Yeah. I did. Girl, tell me.

Girl? I brought it on the tour bus because it also vibrates and I like a vibrating. Wait, and what is it supposed to do? No idea. It's relaxing it. Even on Goria gave it to us. To us? No, not to when I was shooting that movie.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I got a lot of beauty products during that filming. Good. because it was a girl movie and I was a girl. Yes. You're a girl. I have a real paranoia about being puffy because for some reason growing up,

my mom would always comment about people. She'd go, did you see? Their face was puffy. And she'd always say it's probably from alcohol. She would say puffy from alcohol. So now I always... She's going to think I'm puffy. No way.

No, you've depuffed. Yeah. Yeah. And is that what it does is it takes puffiness, the depuffer? Yeah, around your eyes and stuff. Mm-hmm. Are people into this? I guess we'll see. Whatever.

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Oh, we haven't gotten the question yet. But Kyle was very funny on SNL. Anyway, play the question. Hey, everybody. My name's Kyle Mooney. And I'm curious if there's a piece of clothing that you miss, maybe something that you wore a lot at a certain point in your life or maybe something that just brings back a lot of memories that you lost or you don't don't know where it is. I'm excited to hear what do you think.

Oh, yeah. That is a person with funny bones, you know. That's what I was saying earlier. He's a silly man. I've never met him, silly goose. Yeah. Are you guys friends with Kyle? I've met Kyle before. He's very nice. I think I met him at an S&L after party. Yeah, I know Kyle through Stephanie came up with Kyle and Beck and all those guys. In fact, I was at Kyle's going away party when he got

SNL. Oh, no way. Yeah. Yeah. Put in a good word. I want to be friends with him. I could see y'all be in buds. Do you think? Okay. I think his podcast is also at Headgum. Yes, it is. Yeah. We have

recorded beside them before. Yes, we have. Okay. I like the question too about a piece of clothing that you really miss because also when you're younger you get more attached to single items of clothing I think like and they represent like a real era in your era era either one yeah in your life tomato tomato yeah potato potato potato I think my answer is a there I had a gap brown corduroy hooded jacket that had like that fake sheep fur in it when I And I had it like 13 to 17 through all the sketchiest years. And it was like, it was so comforting. And it was very like gender euphoric for me at that age. Like maybe it wasn't hood. It actually,

maybe it was, I think it had a collar I popped. Like it had a got to. Yeah. And I just felt like I was Jack Kerouac going around Toronto. And I'd wear it in like the middle of winter freezing cold and it wasn't warm enough. And like no lining to it. Yeah. Yeah. It was sounding very Bob Dylan. Very, oh, you know what? Yeah. Like the cover of that album where he's got the babe and they're walking down the street. That's what it reminded me of with your little popped collar. Yeah.

And you wore this for like a really long time? Yeah. I mean, I used it as like a blanket if I would crash with people's house. Like I just, and it was like, yeah, I have friends that still mention it. Like, remember that filthy rag you used to wear? How often does it come up? I have my two best friends Gabby and Nicole we kind of rehashed the same five years of our life in Cecily

So it does come up The old files Oh hell yeah dust off the dusty volumes Yeah apparently vintage t-shirts are way back in Did they go out? I mean like some people always been into vintage t-shirts But it's like really a thing right now Right

To the point of like there are certain shirts In a store that like a t-shirt some of them are like 200 or 300 bucks. Yeah. Well, if they're rare and collectible. How much do you think I could get for my go-go's t-shirt? Honestly, like $1,500, I think. Yeah, it's an original go-go's t-shirt worn by one of the go-goes, right?

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Charlotte Caffee, who I believe listens to our podcast. Shout out. She brought it to me at Largo, and I will never sell it. Yeah. It's your treasure.

Oh, man, is it a treasure? I have a whole drawer full of concert. I think we already went through this yesterday, but a whole concert t-shirt drawer. God, I want to get in that drawer. Yeah. I also regret my answer because I have a Paul McCartney vintage t-shirt that is, I wore so much it's like threadbare, like it's got big holes in it.

I can't wear it anymore. What years it from? It's from a wings tour, so it would have been. Whoa. Chicken wings? Like 80s, early 80s. Where did you get that? He had a chicken wing tour?

Yeah, his chicken wing tour before he became a vocal vegetarian. Sponsored by Hooters? There are vegan chicken wings. I had a friend who was like, I've had this t-shirt forever, and I just feel like you should have it. And then left it on my parents' porch, and then I got it. And I wish I had been more careful with it because it's like big holes, but I love it. Give your friend my number.

I know. That's a nice friend. I know. I didn't keep any I have no vintage t-shirts. Do you want any? I mean, I don't know.

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vintage shopping. I just kind of go in the store and sit down and watch like them shop. Yeah. I don't, so yeah I guess I'm not into vintage stuff. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I do.

I don't know. I guess I don't want that. But do you have an item of clothing, like maybe something you used to always do stand-up in when you first started or something? God, I went through so many phases of terrible fashion choices and stand-up. I want to say I would not want to go back to any of those. Wait, that you were wearing specifically like, okay, putting on my comedy outfit. Early days, it was a vest. Okay.

Like a button-up vest, you know. Got to, got to. With sometimes a tie. Oh my God. Fortune. Yeah. I have a headshot with that outfit. Can you sign it?

Then it moved into sweater vest. Oh my God. That was a big one. Then it moved into golf shirts. Just trying to make your way out of the closet. And then it moved into button-up short-sleeve shirts. And bow ties.

Uh-huh. And then it moved into, which I think I'm currently kind of in a shackett. Oh, yeah, I love a shacket. Yeah, I love it. With like a t-shirt underneath. Yeah. Yeah.

But some of those choices were like, I think it's time to bring back the vest and tie. And there was a phase where I was just straight up t-shirt. and sometimes they were too short. And so just a little peak of my belly would be showing like I was a plumber or something. I love that. Yeah.

Got to have a peek-a-boo every time for the fans. God, there's some rough pictures out there of me. I don't know what I was thinking with some of these outfits. You know when you're doing a show and they are promoting it and they for some reason pick a 15-year-old photo from so when you're like, do I reach out and say, can you not? use that. Like, it doesn't even look like me anymore.

Yeah. So I don't want to revisit any of those. But I, a piece of, the shoes count in this scenario? Well, I went through a phase of, do you remember Sabagos? No. You want me? Okay, hold on. It's like a boat shoe, but it was brown.

But like top siders? Bego loafers. I'm going to show you. So these were like all the rage when I was young, at least in my area. Oh, yeah, those are timeless. Oh, that's like they're called like top siders. Well, these apparently, these particular ones were called Sabagos. No, yeah, those are, yeah, those look like boat shoes to me.

Yeah, they're like boat shoes. Well, I wore these all the time. Do mainly fellas wear those? Probably. Yeah. Yeah. And they have like the little. yeah, these shoe laces.

The leather shoelaces, yeah. They would always come untied. Are they considered a little boat? They're a little boat shoes. And I wore these all the freaking time for like several years, but I didn't wear socks with them. That smells good. They were like boat shoes.

And my feet, these shoes smelled so bad that my friend's parents would have to put my shoes outside when I came over. and light them on fire. And I don't know why. I didn't, like, they're putting my shoes out. I don't know why it didn't occur to me. Like, maybe you should stop doing this.

These are so bad that they don't want them inside their house. And I was just kept doing it for a couple of years. And honestly, if I could go back to that, I would. If I could go. Would you wear socks? Turn back to that. Would you wear socks? If you did it now, would you wear a sock?

I would have to wear the, like, little, um, No show socks. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, dainty little guys. Yeah, I would have to do that. But as far as clothing, I rocked some umbrose, umbrose shorts for many years.

There was a one that was a like a turquoise and purple, sort of like a Charlotte Hornets colors back in the day. I wore those all the time. Okay. I would like to dig up those. All right. I'd also like to be able to fit in those.

but I don't think that would happen in these times. I'd like to see in your little boat shoes with tube socks up to your knees. Yeah, and your turquoise umbrose and a vest and a tie. Boatie. Can you believe I was wearing golf shirts on stage? Like, what? Why? Why was I doing that?

I went through a period of time where it wasn't stand-up related. It was just like me in the world where an ex-girlfriend of mine gave me her old Canadian sweater that had an eagle on the back. And I just wore it all the time. I was obsessed with it when we were together. And when we broke up, she gave me the sweater as a parting gift. And but I wore it on stage all the time. I wore it out and about in the world. It just was always on me.

Is it a thick knitted one? Yeah. Yeah, I've seen pictures of you in that. Yeah, yeah. I've wore it all the time. That's funny. It was Canadian. The eagle feels so American.

It feels, and then the, but yeah. Yeah, the eagle was on the back. What happened to it? Oh, I still have it. I don't miss it. But it's just here. I was just going off of the stand-up outfits because people thought that

I was wearing that as a stand-up comedy outfit. And I wasn't. I was just wearing it all the time. Yeah. And it was at a time when I was always on stage. I mean, open mics and dropping in, doing sets and whatever. But I would say that the article of clothing I miss is this blazer that I must have left in like, I don't know if it was at the dry cleaners.

or in a closet at a hotel. But it was really small black and white checked blazer. Oh. And I just loved it so, so much. And now I don't know if it's, I don't know if it's still in style, but it was a painful loss for me. Oh. See, like, I'm going to make a note in my phone and then try and find it for you.

That's, I'm like, I have to, a replica. Well, all I have to, or the one. All I have to go on is tiny black and white check. I think it was the company super dry. It's a Japanese clothing company, you know, super dry. You know when you see pictures of yourself as like a kid kid and you're like, God, that was a cool sweater or something. Like some of the 90s stuff I had, the big bold patterns and stuff.

and yeah. Yeah, I wasn't a kid then, but I was, you know, the 70s. That would have been cool stuff too. I still have T-shirts from the 70s, like my soccer t-shirts from when I was like five and six. Goodness. Yeah, and when I went to summer camp, YMCA Summer Camp, T-shirt. You can probably still fit in them too.

Yeah. I used to, I don't think, I don't think now, but for a while, like 20 years ago, I used to still wear them, but I don't quite fit in there. And now you have them just for nostalgia purposes? Well, I think I mentioned this. I gave them to my kids and they wore them. And then they grew out of them. And now I'm like, now what do I do? Yeah. You know, it feels like I've really hit the end of the road with these. Don't abandon them. Don't say that, man. You say that, man.

Wait until your kids have kids, maybe. That's a long time. It is. So maybe I'll just, you know, open an eBay store and sell all my old rock jerseys. No, give them to me first. Yeah. Yeah. They sound cool.

But again, my son is very, one of my sons is very into collectibles and he really doesn't care what it's about. He just wants to know, is this rare? Is it a collectible? Is this worth anything? And we have a joke in our family because one night we were with Glenn and Doyle and Abby Wambach. And I can't remember what it was. But somehow it turned into, well, if Abby licked it, it would be worth more. And so now, now, now. anything where it comes up, oh, well, how much is that worth? Well, it's worth this, but maybe if we have Abby lick it, it'll go up a few hundred dollars. So that's our plan. That's our retirement plan.

There you go to have Abby Wambach go around the house and lick everything. I like that. You lick that. I did once lose a pair of my favorite underwear in a hotel room. I'd like to get those back. I'll get on it. I'll make a note. What's the brand?

I don't know. They're the most comfortable pair of underwear I've ever owned in my entire life. They were like kind of light but enough support. I've never seen them since. Support for what? McCuter. I mean, I have never felt like I need support. I need support in my underwear.

I need to lift it up. You've reached that age where you're dragging. Yeah, my cooters dropping. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. What the hell is going on? Do-da. You'll need a little support for the coots, you know?

May, do you need underwear support? No, I'm not. Y'all are tiny. Y'all don't know this problem. Spill. My old saggy coot. My old saggy coot needs to be cradled. I need it just to be a little hammock.

Oh, visuals. Thank you for giving me that opportunity. Thank you for creating that visual. Should we hear what Kyle Mooney has to say? Yeah. Mm-hmm. A piece of clothing that I miss is a T-shirt I had that I got in

college that I bought at the Goodwill probably in like 2005 and it said if I die and don't go to heaven send me to Aruba and I had an iguana on it and he was drinking a tropical drink and he had like a wine shirt on and I don't know that I'd wear that shirt now but I wore it probably weekly from the year 2005 until 2011 or something like that and And it just, when I see a picture of it, I'm taking it back to being in my 20s and figuring out who I was and even my kind of figuring out what I wanted to present myself to the world. So in that way, I missed that shirt, but I don't think I'd put it on. I hope you guys had a great podcast. Did you guys ever wear shirts with sayings on it? Yeah, I had one. I had one. And this is maybe the most embarrassing photo of me that exists.

is I went to a Good Charlotte concert when I was 13 with a boy I had a crush on called Brett Morris. Shout out Brett. Yo, Brett. Yeah, and Good Charlotte. I don't, we waited after to meet them and we got a photo with Benji Madden and Joel Madden. And I got tits. I'm in this really tight T-shirt.

I got long hair in a ponytail and braces. Did you have a cuder support? I had no couter support needed. You didn't need it. And then on the T-shirt, I said, It's always the quiet ones. And I'm standing there like this, and it just looked like

Cuberty is raining down upon me like a storm. What does it even imply? I don't know. Like that you better watch out for me. Better watch out. You don't know what a spitfire I am underneath all this. I was about to say, here comes trouble is what it means. And that is a T-shirt I had in the 70s was,

I don't know if these stores existed. when you guys were a little handsoms, but there were t-shirt shops where you could go in, pick out a t-shirt, and pick out an iron-on. Yeah, I love that. Oh, yeah.

And so I had, and I still have it. It's right here. Oh, my God, get it. Oh, you do? Yeah, we got to see this. From the 70s. Oh, my God. God.

TIG really does keep a lot of shirts. That's wild. Because I'm starting to wonder what hoarding situations happening in Tick's closet. I cannot believe that as we're talking about this, I have exactly what I was telling you. This is one of my soccer jerseys. Oh my.

I can't believe you still have this. God. And what is it saying? It says Spring Creek YMCA. And it's from when I lived in Texas. Wow. You can definitely still wear that shirt. I don't know.

Oh, yeah, you can. Okay. I'll do it for you on a special night. where we go out. Yep. And then, oh, it doesn't say here comes trouble. It says official troublemaker. Oh, my God.

There's a monkey. Oh, my gosh. That is very old. And then I had my name put on back. Heck, yeah. Oh, my God. I can't believe you have that still. Well, my mother had these little shirts and stuff saved of mine.

And when she died and I went through her. stuff. Yeah. These were, these were in. Oh, I see. And so I took them and then, and then I gave them my kids and they wore them and then they grew out of them. And now I just have them again.

Now you just are hoarding. Yeah. There should be more of those iron on t-shirt places. I love that. I love it. It's open one. You wearing a t-shirt that said TIG on the back. TIG.

Official troublemaker in elementary school. in elementary school. And, yeah. That'd be the name of your next special. Official troublemaker. I could not fit into this for sure. That one is tiny. That's a half sure right there.

Yeah, that's little. The other one, I believe you can. Well, I'm going to try and then I'll send you a picture. Yeah. Yeah, please. I wear a shirt of the fan gave me that says, Here for the Snacks. That's good.

I should get one of those, too. Yes, you should. You know what I want to say about Kyle Mooney really? Oh, go ahead. Please. You keep talking about, I want to show a T-shirt, too, that a fan gave me that I- Maybe I'll find one of these pairs of underwear with the support in them. I was just, I was just, go ahead.

I'm going to go grab it. Is that cool? Yeah, what-evs, kid? Okay. What-Eves? Yeah, we'll be here. Oh, I found another thing in my, in your drawer. You just have clothes in your drawer?

No, it's my old wallet. from junior high school with the Van Halen symbol on it. So there is my old Van Halen wallet. Whoa. Velcro. I remember those kind of wallets. May? Dang, you keep everything.

My Van Halen wallet. Oh, my God. Yeah. This is a gold mine. What I was just going to say very quickly about Kyle Mooney that I appreciate so much about him is I find him not only to be deeply silly, but he has such an earnest, um, kind way. Yeah. And like a, uh, just that vibe that I like that, I love that mix of silliness and sincerity.

Yeah, I'm really glad to hear that it, that it's, that he is kind. I mean, maybe he's the biggest jerk in town, but he hasn't shown it to me. He seems very sweet. Yeah, like he radiates kindness. So that sounds. Okay, this is a T-shirt. A fan gave me that is a vintage t-shirt. And I guess on the podcast I talked about my favorite blooper of all time is Elaine on Julia Louis Dreyfus on Seinfeld. When Jerry Stiller says, are you saying my George isn't smart enough to hatch a plan like that?

And she goes, it means whatever. No, he goes, what the hell does that mean? And she laughs. And it's a great blooper. And then she goes, it means whatever the hell you want it to mean. And then he says, you're saying you want a piece of me? And then anyway, the t-shirt is really good. Let's see it.

But what the means whatever. Yeah, it says, it means whatever the hell you want it. It means whatever the hell you want it to mean. And it's Elaine looking incredible. Yeah, I just love it. It's such a niche pop culture moment that that blooper really cheers me up. That is funny. Yeah.

Well, we did it. We did it. We did it again. We did. We talked to each other a lot this week. I was in a lot. A lot. I feel like I really know you guys.

Oh, little birdies. Yeah, I mean, I can't get over the Fortune Bird here. I'll never get over that. I feel like all of our birds should stay with you as a trio. Yeah, thank you because I was going to ask if I could just keep them. And I mean, I wish I could build something that I could attach them to my shoulders and go around. They could go on your shelf somewhere? Yeah, definitely.

Yeah, I'll put them up there. Yeah. I have, at some point I want stuff behind me, like cool, fun things, but I might be switching this room with the other room, so I don't want to put up anything right now. Okay. Keep us posted. We don't want any confusion. Yeah.

And also always want to remind people. Who wants a kiss? Fortune. Marie. My Lord, Fortune. Take is married. Yes. Yes.

I am a married woman. Unwilling to kiss you. No, it doesn't. You can have a kiss. All right. Listen here. I am going to fill you in on where you can find me. And that is I'll be in Brooks, California.

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