HardLore - Asking People to Name The Hardcore Band in One Second

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

While HardLore was at LDBBB Fest, we tried something new and challenged some people outside, including a few members of bands and previous guests, to name the bands behind the opening FIRST SECOND of some iconic hardcore songs. How many can you guess right on your first go? HardLore is now on Patreon! Join now to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes: https://patreon.com/hardlorepod HardLore Official Website/HardLore Records store: https://hardlorepod.com Join the HARDLORE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jA9rppggef This episode is brought to you by EXPLODING KITTENS! Get 25% off (!!!) any Exploding Kittens game with code HARDLORE! https://www.explodingkittens.com Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code HARDLORE at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/hardlorepod/ TWITTER | https://twitter.com/hardlorepod SPOTIFY | https://spoti.fi/3J1GIrp APPLE | https://apple.co/3IKBss2 FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/colinyovng/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/ColinYovng FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/bosxe/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/bosxe Check out our merch at https://knotfest.com/store/?view=hardlore Find all of our videos at https://knot1.co/3vWXsbx   HardLore: A Knotfest Series, Fueled by Monster Energy Edited by Steven Grise • Title sequence by Nicholas Marzluf Join the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes. Join the HARDLORE DISCORD for community discussions and to participate in our future Q&A episodes. FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, SPOTIFY, APPLE FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER   For sponsorship opportunities, email us! [e-mail] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Hello, welcome. It's Harlow our time. We're here at LDB Fest in Louisville, Kentucky. We really are. We're going to conduct a special experiment today, brought to you by Loop Earplotes. We're going to talk to these laid-back fest goers and find out if they can name these iconic hardcore bands from just one second of their music. So let me tell you the gimmick we're doing here today before I ask you, just to see if you're comfortable with it. I'm comfortable already. All right. Well, we're going to show you one second of a hardcore song. Okay. And you tell us the band. Just the band. I think how you do it. Okay. If you get it right, you get a pair of loop earplice. Ready?

Okay. One second? Hold on. Can I have your name? It's Mark. And where are you from? I'm from Detroit, but live in Indianapolis. All right. Welcome. Here it is. Okay. It's a good one. It's an iconic one.

Is it Earth Crisis? It's not Earth Crisis. Thank you for trying. You did great, Mark. Detroit. It was Bad Britain. It was Bad Bricks. It was bad breaks. It was bad breaks.

Bad ear. It was the bad ear. That's on me. It's gonna be very simple. Real quick. Yeah, there we go. Really, I'm from Louisville, Kentucky. Oh, well, go.

Oh, well, town gal. All right. All right. Haley, I got a big thing to ask you. Do you own earplugs? Do I own earplugs? No, no, no. No, that's not true.

No. That's not true. Listen, this is for an advertisement right now. There were people who want to. Oh, I'm sorry. Yeah. No, no, no. No, no.

No, no. It's okay. If you don't, you should because you got to protect your hair. You got to protect your ear health. It's important. Right. Number one. So what I'm going to do is I'm going to test that here.

I'm going to play you one second of an iconic hardcore song and I just, that's what I need you to tell me. You got to guess the band. I just need you to tell me the band. You can do it. People have been doing it. You ready, Haley? As ready as I've ever been.

I love that answer. You got this. You got this. I believe in you. I don't believe in my side. Oh my God. You got this. You got this.

Don't hear it again. Let's hear it again. You want to hear it again? It's every roof. It's every... I know it is. I know it is. But it's because of them, kind of.

Yeah, true. Where are they from? Ah. We haven't given anyone else hints. They're not even sure where they? Yeah, that's the hard part. It's a little ambiguous. I think.

Gotta guess. Not pro mags. No. It's not. You did great. You were very close. You were close. You did.

You did today. You did today. Thank you. Outstanding work. Thank you so much. Thank you. I'm sorry. It's all right. I got one wrong. You don't want ear plugs anyway. Oh, shit. Oh, Bill's going to win. Both of you.

First of all, do you have ear plugs? No. Fat Bill from Green Iron and Neverending Game does not owe ear plugs. I forgot him at home. They don't have him in Michigan. Well, Lou's got you covered. We got you covered. Now, here's how you're going to get them.

Okay. You're going to get one second to name the hardcore band that he plays. One second of a song. Okay. He's just got a name the band. All right, just the band. Not the song. Just the band.

And these loop experiences are all yours. Look on, I need this. I'm about to play. I need you. Perfect. One second. Okay. Pat Bill.

Great Knire. Never any game. Grand Rapids, Michigan. Can't look. I hear the production. You hear it, dude. You know it. You know it.

Band-de-band. Yeah, yeah. Hum it out. I can't tell what the snare is doing. I can't give it. I can't tell. God to God. Dan to Dan to Dan to Dan to Dan.

Is it that the head? No. No. No. That's another one. Oh, oh, oh, oh, okay. One. Dada, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da, death threat.

Yeah. Yeah. Let's go. He got it. It's the greatest day of my life. Give him the air plugs. He got them. He's got him.

Thank you, hard, Lord. Death threat. And thank you to loop earplugs. Thank you, Loop, earplugs. I'm going to play my set now with perfect clarity. Loop, check them out. Real quick. What's your name? Where are you from? My name is Kyle. I'm from Bowling Green, Ohio.

That's right. A repeat guest. A repeat guest. Come on God. Oh, God. That was more than one second. Oh, that was. That was like, oh. Come on, God. Come on, God. I'm not sure. Take a guess.

For years. Leeway. No. You did great. Good job, Kyle. He got New York. Close. Same city. Close. Same city. It was by eyes. I appreciate you guys. Well done. Well, this is great. I love this. What's your name? Where are you from?

Delaney from Boston. Delaney from Boston, do you own earplugs? I do. Are they good or are they bad? They're as good as these. They're pretty bad. They're pretty bad. If I'm being honest.

Guess what? We got just the thing. We really do. This is it. This is today. Okay. I need you to get this. Okay.

I'm not going to make any promises. You don't have to promise. I'm setting the bar low. I love that because then there's no way to be disappointed. Now, listen, you said you weren't going to make any empty. promises. Can I ask questions? No. I'll give you one question. Oh. Are they here this weekend? Fuck. That was the perfect question. Yeah. Oh, crap. Okay. It's a good question. Is he really good question? Don't look at him. Oh, God. I want to hear it one more time.

Please. Okay. Oh my gosh. You're from Boston. No, they're not from Boston. You're are. Yeah. You're from Boston. Not them. Not them. So close. Just take a guess. Oh my gosh. Guess anything? I should have asked if they played yesterday or today. Oh, no. See that's. You only have two months? I know. Sure. I know.

Um, I'm just going to guess hate Brady. Oh. You did it. You did it. You did it. She did it. Process of elimination. That's what that's called. It's their 30th anniversary. It is. So that's why I thought. There you go. Well done.

Outstanding work. What's your name? Oscar. Where are you from? Atlanta. Yeah, you said. You said. It's a stupid cold out here.

Home land of the brave. Layed up actually. Yeah, yeah. Are you ready? I'm ready. One second. All right. There is no God.

It's a sample. Easy. It's an iconic sample. They made a sh-I don't want to give hints. Oh, that's a great shirt. It's a good shirt. Take a guess. I'm going to give you a hint.

If you get it right, I'll give you $1. Cleveland, Ohio. Integrity? So, so. So close. Good job. Ringworm. Good guess.

Good. Thank you so much. And I'm a dollar richer today. Saving money out of yours. That's right. Real quick. What's your name? Where are you from?

Jake from Edmonton, Canada. Oof. Edmonton, Canada. Finally, sir. Brent also from Edmonton. Edmonton. Love Edmonton. I played there before.

So if you get this right, we're going to show you one second of hardcore music. You tell me who the band is. We can't give you two pairs, so you're going to split a pair of loop ear plugs, okay? And then you have to put your heads together. They're designed that way. You alternate, you clean them off.

It's fine. Here we go. You don't have to listen to this one. You can't do this one. You can share if you get a right. All right, ready? Yep. I'm fucking know that.

Think. I don't know. It's hard. It's hard. It's easy. Failure. Here we go. Hey, same part.

that he got, ready? No, I got no idea. We stopped him. Fail here. We got them. We stopped him. I'm done. Thanks, guys.

No worries. Thank you so much. You did great. Thank you. Appreciate you. Should we tell him the answer? It was a gnaz in front. There you go.

There you go. Give them the hardest one you can possibly. Give them the hardest. Give them a grudegroof song right now. How many, this is your, how, which number of appearance is this? I don't know if this counts as a full appearance, but this would be number five. Number five. But the others haven't come out.

But the other, this doesn't count as a full one. But it's an appearance nonetheless. It's an appearance. Dan, with this appearance, and including two things or a few things we have on air yet, Dan Sealy is the official first five-time.

I'm the first one. I'm the first one, guys. Gold jacket. Gold jacket's in the map. It's in the mouth. It's in the mail. It's in the mail. It's in the mail. This is a pair of gold loop earplugs.

Huh? So here's what we're going to do. You're going to play some of it. I need you to win. All right. Well, because I need to protect your ears. For me. I'm trying.

I want to protect my ears. Here it is. You got one second. You... Oh, no. Of course it's cold as life. And he is now the proud owner of a gold pair of loop earplugs for his gold jacket status. That's right, baby.

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Good mall. Good ball. 20. 20. All right. All right. I heard it. It's right there. Tip of my tongue. It's right there. You want to hear it one more time? Um. Take a guess. No hints. No hints at all.

Okay. I'll give you a hint. He's saying the word resist. These earplugs are expensive. They're expensive. Resist. Wait. Do you want to take a shot? with the same song. It sounds really familiar. Take a guess. From upstate New York.

Oh, that's a hit. Hudson Valley. All out war. Good job. Thank God. I'm going to give you a dollar because I gave you a hand. Yeah, we have to. If I give you a hand, it's to get a dollar.

There you go. Thanks, guys. Thanks for playing. Good job. We're here. We've got John from King 9, Backtrack, Etcetera. Long Island. Also known as.

The poop guy. He's going to name this hardcore band in one second. I know for a fact he can do it. And if he wins, we're going to give him a pair of loop earplugs so that King Nine can play peacefully for the rest of his life. I don't know. Exactly. One second.

Who could it be now? Killing time. He did. He did it. John. John. He did it. He did it.

One earplug, Richard. is King 9. Beautiful. Well done. Thank you, sir. Thank you, loop earplugs. All right. I like your hoodie.

Ooh, this is a fun one. You look cozy, you look warm. What's your name? My name's Jessica. Where are you from? I'm from Chicago. Oh! Do you live in the city?

I live in Jefferson Park. Lovely. Okay. One second, just the band. Ready? Come on. Yeah, you know it. I don't know it.

Yes, you do. Yes, you do. Ready? I promise you, I don't. This is so embarrassing. Finish the riff. Finish the riff. Finish the riff.

Yeah, finish that riff. Oh, God. Yeah. One more time? It's not going to, yeah. Just guess. Take a guess. You never know. Guess something crazy. Who's like a dissonant.

Exactly. Exactly. Good thought. Good thought process. Not Norma, Jean. Not Norma Jean. No better one. Oh, God. You're in the vein. You're doing so good.

Great drummer, not vain. That was a slip. I really want you to get this. I want you to get him so bad. Oh my gosh. Dead guy. Oh, botch? No.

Sorry. It was Converge. An excellent try. No, it's not. Missing Link. You know what's missing from Missing Link? Lou beer plugs. Ooh.

That's not good. No, don't worry about it. No, this, listen. All you got to do is strum the riff out. Don't follow the riff. Oh, not this one. Only one band. This.

Not this. Okay? Here it is. I didn't hear it. Oh. Wait, play for me again. Yeah, play it one more time. Oh, yeah.

I know the song. Yeah, you do. You definitely do. I know you don't. There's a bass solo after it. Who's the same? Who's the same? Oh my God.

Let's strum it up. I listen to this all the time. I don't know. I'll tell you what. Wait, wait, wait. It's a hundred demons. No. So sorry.

That was leeway. It wasn't. It was blood for blood. That was blood for blood. I got it wrong to, see? I got it wrong, that one. I got it wrong to. You did good.

It was Paper Ganks. Damn. Da-da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. You said follow the riff. There ain't no riff. Yeah, you're right. I thought it was the beginning of... Go on shit, you think.

Yeah, yeah. I thought it was... I thought it was rising Paul. Listen, see? Hey, I got a wrong thing. This man sings in a band that had an incredible set, and he didn't know the song. So don't feel bad.

It's totally okay. You did good. Also, I'd have Luke. You already have Luke. See? My wife bought him for me. She used Code Hardler? Yeah.

What's that? She used code Hardler? I don't know. She got it for me for Christmas, honestly. She did good. She better. You're good. Thanks.

Thank you, sir. Thank you very much. All right. Name? You know the gimmick? James. No, we're doing here next. Yeah, yeah, I got the idea.

Where are you from, James? From Bowling Green, Kentucky. All right. Do you have earplugs? I do. I've got some eargasms. Eargasms? Yes.

Get that throw that crap out of here. And we're going to get you some good shit. Ouch. Thank you. Get them to the fuck out of here. Thank you. Oh, shit.

Now, here's the problem, James. Yeah. Normally, I'd give you a pass for this one. Okay. But that one... This is a layup, James. We're giving you... Oh, man.

I'm going, James. Tossing these teams. Play one more time for them. I'm going... Yeah. Oh, man, dude. Take a guess? I'm blanking.

I'm just going to hate breed. Oh, sorry, James. Good. Valian. Never a bad guess. You did good. It was Kromag's. We got to know.

Got to know. First song. Hey. Damn. You tried. Pulling green. Did you really throw your earplugs? No.

Okay, good, good, good. He got you. His bit was a bit. Got him. What's your name? Where you from? John? From Boston.

Boston. Oh, we got something for you. See what I got. You got earplugs? You better. No, no, do you wear earplugs at shows? Yes. You do?

Yes. Are they nice? No. Good. No, I've gone through eight today. Eight? Yeah. These are the last bear you're ever going to need.

I have so much cauliflower here and this year I can't fit them. Guess what? Guess what? These have different tip sizes. Small. Extra small. You're going to be set for life. Thank you, loop earplugs. So we're going to play you one second.

I want to keep a moshab. One second of an iconic hardcore song. Okay. You just have to tell me the band. That's all you got to do. It ain't going to have. We'll try. Oof

That was I gave you the best second Anyone's ever given to All right One more time All you got to do it Sting it through Play the riff out in your head

They didn't give me much of work Oh I gave you You did I just More than you'd think More than you'd think But less than you'd hope Wow

That is wise Never means I have no fucking I'm not You're gonna guess And say converge or something Oh It's not that

It was integrity It was integrity Vocal test There are no real The lyric is, ah. I tried. You tried. You did great?

You did so much. Disappointed the show? No, no, no, not at all. I got one wrong. Keep me happy. Right now. Disappointment. You got one live on.

I got one wrong on camera. You did great. Don't worry about it. You did great. You did great. Thank you, sir. This is how you treat your fucking master killers on Patreon. Oh.

Hey, do you? Michael. Here's what we're doing today. Pain of truth. Do you own ear plugs? Huh? Do you own ear plugs? I don't think you do.

You don't seem like an earflug guy You need to be And Luke beer probably is going to take care of him today You want me? Yep We're gonna, I'm gonna ask you Doose? No Bluetooth

Not yet They're working on it Ready? You're gonna fuck my shit out We would never do that We would never do We would never do We find a good one

Oh man Easy All right ready Here we go That's right That's right Easy New York doesn't fuck around

It's that easy Thank you Mike And look what you got Look what you got Now the price My pressure is on, too. My first is on Nick. We have Nick, killer.

My bat, I'm sorry. Should use your, I didn't use your government, man. From Painter Truth, missing link, et cetera. Oh, that's a good one. Ah, this is a good. All right. Oh, I know that. My faith is gone.

Oh, a hundred demons, dude. With the fastest answer yet. Fastest answer yet. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. Thank you, Lou. beer plugs. We're making dreams come true here. We're protecting ears. We're doing everything.

Good job, Nick. Excellent job. Should we do something together? Dude, it would be funny if you ran down the whole playlist and I did the whole thing. Okay. No, you won't fuck that up, you know? Yeah. All right. All right, ready? Well for blood. Oh wait. No, that was a minor threat. Yep. Cold a lot. Convert. Convert. Convert. T-E-Y. Cromite. Badball.

Negative approach. Fuck. Bad rains. You got it. I open up your phone accent. Look. I get loop earbooks. Thank you, hard lore.

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