HardLore - Bo Tries to Eat 200 Nuggets (A HardLore Special)
Episode Date: April 24, 2025The highly requested and anticipated follow-up to our original HardLore 200 Nugget Challenge event episode, this time with our very own Bo Lueders attempting this potentially dangerous, Sodium-Coma in...ducing endeavor in one sitting. Can he do it? (Even though he never claimed to be able to and REEEEALLLYYYY didn't want to) Thank you to Shattered Realm for the bell. Shot and edited by our main man Steven 197. Join the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes: https://patreon.com/hardlorepod Join the HARDLORE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jA9rppggef Cool links: HardLore Official Website/HardLore Records store: https://hardlorepod.com Try AG1 at DrinkAG1.com/HARDLORE to receive a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 travel packs of AG1. Get 15% off MADD VINTAGE with code HARDLORE15! https://maddvintage.com/ Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code HARDLORE at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/hardlorepod/ TWITTER | https://twitter.com/hardlorepod SPOTIFY | https://spoti.fi/3J1GIrp APPLE | https://apple.co/3IKBss2 FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/colinyovng/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/ColinYovng FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/bosxe/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/bosxe 00:00:00 - Hello Welcome 00:01:00 - Introduction 00:03:12 - Sight For Sound 00:04:56 - Is Colin Okay? 00:05:54 - United Blood 00:08:37 - Mt. Rushmore of "whoaaa" parts 00:14:34 - DTFYM? 00:16:28 - Music industry frustration 00:19:51 - Favorite cover we've ever played 00:23:32 - Mt. Rushmore of Death Metal Bands 00:23:57 - Bo and Colin Band when? 00:26:38 - Closed Casket Tour 00:27:20 - Balatro 00:30:44 - Great Job, Mr. Bohan 00:31:27 - Best and worst show ever 00:38:52 - Best Hetfield 00:41:21 - Whats on your FYP? 00:42:38 - 9/11 Episode 00:44:57 - Top 3 Movies 00:46:47 - What Made You Cry laugh last? 00:52:11 - Pardon This Interruption 00:54:59 - Who Do You Root For the Most? 00:57:16 - Albums to take to the future 00:57:57 - New bands we're listening to 01:01:40 - Favorite guitar players 01:04:31 - Weapons from video games IRL 01:05:49 - Unknown bands we've loved after seeing live once 01:16:27 - Must do's in Japan 01:20:46 - Bloodborne 2 01:27:55 - Time Travel to a historic event 01:34:51 - Misfits at Coachella 01:35:31 - Intro to HC Records 01:40:35 - Best Album With Worst Production 01:42:50 - Youth Crew Revival 01:43:47 - One last question... HardLore: A Knotfest Series, Fueled by Monster Energy Edited by Steven Grise • Title sequence by Nicholas Marzluf Join the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes. Join the HARDLORE DISCORD for community discussions and to participate in our future Q&A episodes. FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, SPOTIFY, APPLE FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER For sponsorship opportunities, email us! info@hardlorepod.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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You're really giving up right now?
Yeah, I will puke on camera if you want that in your living room.
You said it like it's a bad thing.
I'm telling you.
You didn't do this.
Me peaking on into, I didn't choose to puke.
I stood up and vomited.
And it was the best feeling I've ever felt.
You didn't stand up and vomited.
We did it in my room.
You went to your...
I stood up and was like, oh, I'm going to throw up.
I better go to my room.
Uh-huh.
I got on my hands and knees and scrub that toilet.
Do you remember the text message you sent me this morning?
That was from something else.
And I quote,
crazy style.
Hello, welcome. It's Hardlord's time. How are you, Bo?
Not hungry.
Perfect. As you can see from the title,
this year's Nugget Challenge is a little different.
You know, a lot has changed on the show.
I've lost some weight.
Bo has gained a lot of muscle.
You know, I plateaued at 88 Nuggets last year.
I was just got back to puking up
you're puking up
I feel so good
dude I've been gone
We wrapped five minutes ago
Yeah
I walked in my room
Puked instantaneously
I feel like I knew that
I could run a half marathon
Half
Go
Which made me think
Which made us think
Really
What would happen
If this year
Bo attempted
The 200 Nugget challenge
I'd love to clarify
that like two or three weeks ago
He texted me and said
I think I want to try it again
Maybe we do it together
and then yesterday
it was suggested that
I do it
isn't that more fun? I mean it's going to be more fun for them
which is ultimately our goal
I agree I also want to point out that this is
170 yeah
there's 30 more so once you inevitably finish
this one 170 we'll bring out those 30 more
and you know you get to learn from my mistakes
you know what mistakes would you say you made
eating too slow
okay you did one a minute
I did want a minute for a while, which is great.
It's not good, not a good pace.
So I would try to speed through the first 20 or so.
They were delivered in a historic New York monsoon.
Flood.
These were delivered very close by.
So we're good.
I'm going to keep count.
He's got a sprite instead of a Diet Coke.
That's another advantage you've got over me.
I think you got this.
We'll see.
You know what my goal is.
89.
89, baby.
Great year for hardcore.
Youth today.
is out there.
Exactly.
They're kicking it.
Exactly.
So, whenever you're ready,
I've got some questions
from the Patreon and the Discord
that I'm going to ask
you and I while we
do this.
Before we start,
please join the Patreon,
the hard lore of Patreon
and the Hardlore Discord
so that you can engage
in this.
That's right.
Before Boe eats all those nuggets,
we've got to talk to you
about something.
This is so important.
Sight for sounds.
Hold on a second.
second, come. I just, I can't. Oh, yeah, we're beyond excited to be working with and sponsored by
Sefer Sound. The program brought to you by Nevin Iwear. That's right. Bo is wearing his brand new
free prescription glasses from the Site for Sound program. And you can too. If you're a musician,
you tour at all. I'm talking TM merch. If you manage a band, if you're an agent for a band.
If you do anything for any kind of touring band, Nevin and Cyper Sounds wants to get you
see in better. That's absolutely right. It includes
regular eye glasses, prescription sunglasses. All you need
is a current prescription. You take that, you go to
site for sound.com, enter the information that it asks of you,
and they will be in contact with you via email. They'll email you directly
to just let you know that you and your tiny touring band
can get free prescription glasses. This is like the coolest
possible thing we can be involved with, we think.
It's an honor. We really hope you all do it. We saw some names that applied last week, and
you're an elite company. I'll just say that much. It's a beautiful thing. Get your glasses.
I'm getting my eye exam next week because who knows what's going on here, not me.
We're going to figure it out, and I'll be fitted up in a couple weeks here. Thank you, Cyp for Sound.
Bo, get to eat. Okay. I'm starving.
You ready?
Yeah, I'm ready, man.
All right.
Let's hit it.
I'm hungry now.
Okay, first question.
Somebody said, is Colin okay?
Colin's great.
Bo may have a different answer.
That's not about him.
Goat spot in the Valley to eat.
I would say salsa and beer and lull merch.
Bo, as a visitor of the valley, what would you say?
Law merch, for sure.
Which, after I inevitably throw this up, we're going to get for actual dinner.
We're going to get it for dinner.
That's exciting.
And then, um, um, well, it's not the valley.
Um, where else do I like here?
Where else have you taken me?
Where else do you like here?
In the valley proper?
Hmm.
You like Hanks bagels a lot.
I like Hanks bagels.
I like this local place, In and Out Burger.
Oh, obviously.
You guys got to check that out.
Somebody asks, do you think the hubris will pull you through?
Absolutely not.
Excellent.
It will surely be my downfall.
I don't know, man.
somebody said thoughts on the return
the return of United Blood
and what you've seen from it so far
it's such an incredible thing for hardcore
in the 2000s
and the 2010s
it was such a pivotal part of American
hardcore the landscape
Richmond
an all-time great
American hardcore scene so it's great
to have it back and thriving and young
again we love to see it
it's in the same venue too so it's really
you're getting the same experience that we had all those years same guys same venue yeah same vibe
same vibe and the same format two days yeah go on sunday no there's no there's no there's no
there's no green room there so it's like a pure hardcore experience it's very DIY yeah
love united blood very happy then it's back i agree what is something else you can definitely
eat 200 of grains of rice sheet bass motherfucker what about you what about you
Potato chips.
Individual potato chips.
Yeah, cheese.
It's, oh, my God.
You're in the thousands.
How easy.
How many are in a box?
He's really good at doing this.
In a box?
I would guess like 400, maybe.
I'm not looking at up.
You tell me.
Is that one?
Yes.
What is your favorite locking out band?
You're at eight.
I didn't.
I don't want to know.
Oh.
He's at, uh,
I will ask him
what I want to know
I'm impressed by that
I'm just going
I'm impressed by that
um
locking out
yeah
righteous jams
mental
I think people
I don't know if people
realize that like mental
in their heyday
was
the biggest band
also maybe like
one of the first
merch band
was that a new nugget
you let me know
in the comments
I dipped it
it's hard to monitor
that's a new nugget
this isn't now another new nugget.
I won't tell you what you're at.
Definitely a merch band.
Yeah.
I don't say that.
I will never mean that in a derogatory.
Lord.
It means you're awesome.
Also, all due respect to the wrong side.
Yeah.
Wrong side, dump truck demo.
That was awesome.
Mental and righteous jams are kind of the easy answers there.
Like it or not, too.
Oh.
I wasn't always in that.
But definitely a lot of not band.
Yeah, absolutely.
Would your bands play Coachella if asked?
Yeah, absolutely.
You'll find out more about our feelings on that next week.
Next week, you'll see. It's beautiful.
Mount Rushmore, whoa parts.
Hey, breeders.
Hey, breeders, whoa, whoa.
Let's do yours first, then we'll do mine.
Hey, breeders.
It's the second song on the Art of Drowning
That rips off Queen Wasp by the Miss Chats
Go!
And then, whoa, do you want a bill-la?
That song, I just got chills.
That song is incredible.
I mean, they're like all misfits to me.
So I'm trying to think of something that isn't misfits or A-FI.
Hit me with some.
stop at two for me my top four would be uh i turn into a marshal whoa whoa whoa whoa
they're different every time and if you play those on a piano it's just a chord and they're just
hitting the chord it's so funny uh some kind of hate and i say whoa oh man that's a great one um fall children
Oh
That's a good
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
That's a good one
Um
Pretty
objective
Take
Broham
Whoa
That's for
I would say
Honorable
Mention
Coheaton
Keeping Secrets
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
one.
Oh.
Her black wings.
Oh my God.
That's probably king.
Whoa.
Under her black wings.
Whoa.
Yeah, that's crazy.
And then,
what's another fun one?
There's a Metallica one.
Obviously, I can hear
a headfield going to, whoa,
but I can't quite picture it.
I'll just say struggle with it and hope I'm right.
There you go.
Favorite covers of non-hardcore songs by hardcore bands?
I've never talked about.
this.
One of the earliest
songs I ever downloaded
on Napster
was H2O
covering like a prayer.
Oh yeah,
that thing's crazy.
Remember that?
Yeah, I thought
you were about to say
Throwdown and Baby Got Back.
No, I
never liked that.
Yeah.
But I love Throdof.
But I will say
the original song
saying you want
a triple X throwdown
is crazy.
Maybe they got back.
Yeah.
It's genius.
Also, Slapshot
covers Big Mouth Strikes
again. And I kind of like it. No, it's
dope. I kind of fuck with it. I like that he just does
it monotone the whole time. Sure.
It's kind of cool. I have two answers.
I have three answers. Two of them are sure
terror.
From Broken Bar.
Yeah, that's the everything's fine. And then
Boys Don't Cry. That cover is unbelievable.
Insane. The last time we played here, there was
like 50 million fights going on. Robert Smith
suck my dick. Um,
blood for blood covers runaway.
the like oldies song
run away
run run run run
oh I was singing
Bon Jovi
and it's incredible
is that new nugget
Of course
You're killing it dude
Best salad all the time
Chicken seas
Or Chinese chick
Yeah I'm fuck with the
Seas dressing
That's so sad
I know I know it is
I know
Caprazi
Love a Caprii
Oh my God
Are you kidding me
That's all
all I ever really need.
Five things.
Six with salt.
But I think, like, I can go to sweet green and make something where I, like...
No, I need a predetermined stuff.
Just like a preview one.
Then, yeah, it's crazy.
Cop?
What's on a cop?
I don't know.
Bacon.
Yeah, I don't eat bacon on a...
I don't really care for bacon, but I'll fuck with the cop.
There is a handle bar in Chicago, which is the best vegan restaurant in Chicago.
It has stuff that aren't fully vegan, but they're predominantly vegan.
it is a place that like meat eaters like myself will gladly go to because it's so good they have in everything green salad and you could add seared tuna to it oh see that sounds great there we go need it save big sprite progress uh top five intro tracks tracks that are solely titled intro intro changes
intro changes easily uh intro bust intro bust intro bust king nine intro intro intro intro intro intro intro intro intro intro intro intro intro intro intro
What's the Bad Brain's intro?
The Eye Against Eye intro.
The Da-N-Gat-Gat-Gat-Den-N-A-Suppert
Settlure intro on Arise.
Good call.
It's funny that, like, I wonder when the idea of an intro
became part of the Zichai.
Like, is there an Elvis intro?
Mm-hmm.
Or Beatles intro.
It's funny that the Misfix didn't have one.
Yeah.
You would think they would have something like...
Because they didn't have albums, you know?
So true.
They just had...
They just abandoned.
every finished product they had.
I'm crazy.
Can you claim straight edge
if you're an alcoholic that's gone sober?
100%.
Of course.
Look at James Heffield for two months, you know?
Of course you can.
You can claim straight edge.
It's a personal thing.
It's for you.
It's not a walled garden.
No.
Trying to keep people out.
That's fucking...
It's stupid.
It's beautiful.
It's vital.
It's a beautiful welcoming garden.
Does this fit your macros?
I think if we did the math and it's 433 grams of protein
The whole thing
All 200 would be 9,9,300 calories
I'm sure a 200-pound guy
Almost 200 pounds
Eating 400 grams of protein is awful for you
Yeah, it's not good
I think it's like 600 grams of fat
Check my heart rate
Obviously you two love each other
Imagine that was the end
Have you ever came close to
fighting or had a serious argument. We never come close to
fight, farting. We've come
very close to far away. But we've had serious arguments
for sure. Yeah, any, any
partners in any creative
or business endeavor are going to argue
but then one guy eats the nuggets one year
later and everything's fine. The thing is
we're in a structure where we
are the boss. Yeah.
And that's really, that's new for both of us
right? Yeah. So
it happens.
Agreed. Mount Rushmore
Nuggets
I just spit one out
You'll take one off
Yeah
That's that one
Yeah
Wendy's spicy
Chick-filet
McDonald's spicy
Mm-hmm
Bring it back
You fucking scumbags
And
You like the stars
That calls from your stars
And take them or leave them
They remind me of like
Dino Nuggets
Yeah, there's kind of Dinovards
and
Chick-flaue?
We said that.
We just said it.
I do like the Shake-check
chicken bits.
I've never had.
They're good.
Very real chicken tasting.
The grilled nuggets from Chick-fil-A are unreal.
I agree. They're just a little farty.
As two people who work in the music industry,
what would you say the most stressful or frustrating part of it is?
How do you manage it?
It is other people not valuing my time.
which is kind of the most frustrating thing about life in general.
Sure.
But like from an industry, like when you're beyond a real DIY thing for me, it's like some of the tour riding we've dealt with where it's like, oh, they're in the van for 10 hours a day who gives a shit.
And it's like, well, that sucks.
We give a shit and you're making money off us.
So stuff like that.
I would say now the actual music is so secondary.
it's all about like the rollout and even like you see the biggest artist in the world's
like social media it's all social media it's all it's all it's all like katy perj just
went to space for social media for no reason other than to for like a billion dollar publicity
stuff was this this this this is this nugget I think no no I ate one while you were talking
now now you do another okay you could be fucked up I shouldn't have been in charge of this
You're doing good.
I'm keeping track of you.
Okay.
Yeah, I just think
the music being secondary,
I think, is frustrating.
If it was just like,
okay, I've got to write this record
and then it's done
and I can enjoy the spoils of it,
everything would be so easy.
But it's all...
Guys, we got to...
Now I've got to eat 200 nuggets
just to promote his band, you know?
My band does not sanction this in anyway.
Your band would join you, then.
True.
surely there were people back in the day in the 80s who thought that the music was secondary
and that it was a place to be and it was a thing to do sure the difference is social media
the accessibility of this thing you think that you think it started with michael jackson
revolutionizing the music video kind of like changing what a music the idea of music video
and like like the first dominole yeah like MTV uh uh
Like kind of fully revolving around music videos on television being like,
okay, I guess now we're making videos all the time.
Yeah, that's the first.
Yeah.
Because like, when you're only listening to the radio, you can't see who it is.
You're going to have the mega hit.
I don't know what half my favorite artists look like.
One of my favorite quotes from Rollins is him talking about Pink Floyd,
and he thought they were just like druids in a tower.
Like, they had no concept of what they looked like.
That's awesome.
And when he eventually saw it, he was disappointed.
Not that by their looks, I think.
It's just they're not droods in a town.
Yeah.
How awful do you feel so far?
I'm starting to get full.
Really?
What I'm at.
You want to know?
I do want to know.
30.
Jesus Christ.
I told you.
You're starting to get full?
I'm starting to feel like, uh-oh.
Expand the tank.
Do some farting.
Get in there and suck some air into your ass and blow it out.
We'll take a break if we have to.
Two minutes.
Somebody said, what makes this time different?
Bo's doing it this time.
It's great.
That's it.
Also, I never claimed to be able to do this.
I claimed 60s, and I'm halfway there.
You're doing great.
What's your favorite cover you've ever played in any band?
Harmsway covered We Just Might by You for Today in Drop Me.
That's cool.
That's very cool.
We've done a lot.
A lot.
never got to see you do Gravity or
the only living witness cover
which was pretty early on it was very early
yeah um
gravity I don't think I think we played live
once
really yeah and it was in Europe
and Martin from high viz
sang a big part of it
really which was cool yeah
um
in terms of played live
oh kickback Forever War in Paris
that got us
That was so cool that they offered us Hellfest like that day.
So that was cool.
No shit.
Yeah.
You think Hellfest organizers fuck with Kickback?
They were there.
Yeah, I've talked to him about Kickup.
Pretty cool.
Yeah, they're Corbyn.
At Aftershock, I was there years later, and I heard a guy speaking French in the backstage area.
And I was like, you fuck with Kickback?
And he was like, yes, of course.
Really?
A book Hellfast.
I love Kickback.
And I was like, dude, you put.
me on Hellfest because we covered kickback and he was like, I did, yeah.
That's literally what happened.
Is the four-beat snare into blast beats the coolest thing ever?
Like da-d-d-gat-d-gag-gag-gag-gag-gag-gag-gag-gag-gag-gag-g.
Of course.
You know what?
I'll throw on top of that that I think is the coolest, is when it's that beat,
and it's just like, jung-jum-jum-jum-jong.
Yeah, I like that.
I like...
I like some, like, what did they go.
Oh, yeah, that's good.
Bada-da-da-da-d-d-d-d-d- into like a crazy deep-beat part.
Whatever.
What do you want to do?
How long did you wait to have a nugget after the first attempt?
I did not eat a nugget of any kind for six months.
And I, the salt, man.
You're gonna eat.
I got water.
I'm getting like sweating.
We're in my living room, by the way, and I got water.
I don't need some of that.
I'm you jealous.
This is the first nugget I've had since.
You're trimmed, dude.
New Year's slunderman.
They don't fit the macros,
but we hit chess today.
We hit the gym today.
Yeah, that's true.
Music biopic, you'd like to see Made,
fancast, the band director.
I literally can't because I think it's going to come true,
which is crazy.
You didn't hear it from me.
Oh, there we go.
Oh, that was good.
Was that a new nugget?
Yes.
Not bad.
What about you,
music biopic you'd like to see Made?
Mm-hmm.
Look at Amway over there.
It's so cozy.
She's so cozy.
You want a night guy?
You want like 50?
That's my cat.
She's actually a fucking demon from hell.
She's always been sweet to me.
See that paw?
It's pure evil.
There will surely be an Ozzy biopic after he passes.
Yeah.
And if it's done well, I think it could be sick.
I agree.
That's a crazy story.
The Randy Road shit.
Sharon being the fucking mob, basically.
The fucking Sabbath.
You know, like,
There are, that's a three-part.
That's a true.
Jakey Lee.
He's got to be in there.
He'll probably be the villain in that story somehow.
Hey, bro, fuck in the moment.
Them doing the voice is going to be crazy.
Okay.
Mount Rushmore death metal bands, Jesus Christ.
We've definitely done that before.
We've done it, yeah, Morven Angel, cannibal corpse, bull thrower.
So he's the fourth one.
And it's suffocation for me.
That's what I would have guessed.
I'll say, cannibal, morbid angel, both are intubbed.
There you.
Yeah.
Bo and Colin Band win.
It's true.
It's any worse, honestly.
We're very inspired at the moment.
And I would say based on the last, like, three weeks of episodes, it's kind of easy
to tell what we've been inspired by lately.
So it's going to sound like that.
So enjoy.
If you pay attention.
So, like, our Instagram stories of the shirts we're buying.
It's a good indicator.
Bo, what is your favorite colonism?
And Colin, what is your favorite bo-ism?
Oh, that's interesting.
You have a voice that you do, that you and your wife do, that I think is funny every time.
And we see a little dog on the street?
No, you'll be like, yeah, that's the cat.
She's fucker.
Like, you guys just have this, like, and it's always funny to me.
You say that's a problem about stuff?
It's a problem.
You'll be like, and then they'll forget this.
And that's a problem.
And I like that.
And also, of course,
my whole bit.
I get it, I got it.
Yeah.
That's very you.
I still, what sucks is that story.
I haven't ticked this in a while.
You missed one, the last one.
Stephen will figure it out in course.
Um, on the European tour that we did together, I sprang awake and was speaking in my sleep.
And I said, I get it.
I got it.
And then I went right back to sleep.
And that is something that.
It's so you.
It's been like robbed from my lexicon, though, because I don't want to be sleeping bow.
But I say it still.
Oh, it's the most you.
I believe that immediately.
I liked it.
Let's see.
Why do we park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
Americans don't drive in a parkway, brother.
That's, that's, you do that down under.
They got parkways in New York.
Yeah, we don't, but we don't, we don't claim those here, okay?
Hardlore Fest should be a thing, thoughts?
Scary.
Sounds like a pain in the ass.
Scary.
It's a scary idea.
Do you guys have to like, we just want to be a video zine, you know?
Yeah, really.
We want to be an archive of shit that we think is dope.
But the amount of work that goes into doing a fest well.
Yeah.
And like we would only want to do it really well.
It's a lot.
It's a lot.
Scary.
But are you excited for the close gasket tour?
I've been looking forward to doing a U.S. tour for like several months now because we've done so much flying and international stuff.
And full of hell sick.
Cruelty is fucking sick.
Click is sick.
Jarhead sick.
It's all going to be done.
It's a great tour. It's a great tour.
Good routing.
And then it's kind of buffered too by like Sonic Temple and a show with Converge and Milwaukee
Metal Fest.
Like there's all this stuff all in one.
Can't wait.
Totally.
Agreed.
What is your favorite Joker in Bellatro?
I really like the baseball bat guy that adds, I think it's 1.5 multiplier to every uncommon
Joker that you have.
Right now I'm trying to beat.
the black deck where you get an extra
joker. So that
allows for him, so you're kind of like
if you get him, you got
five jokers and if you get all uncommon
ones, it's crazy. Damn.
So I really like that guy and I really
love the one that's like replicate
the one next to it. That's my favorite. That's I think
the most OPE. It's so Opie.
And then the one, the one
I like, I play the deck generally. My main
deck is the no face cards one.
Really? Why is that?
Because you generally get a
Joker that is
either like all cards or face
cards and then that one's dope or
or the multiplier
for every hand with no face
cards you get point 25 X
every hand oh and it just
or it's like point one or something
0.01 so by like
anti 6
you're at times 3
every time I also really like
the red card
that you get
it's at 0.25
per pack open and no cards.
I think it's plus plus three.
Plus three malt per discard.
And you can really, and then if you get the...
I'm at plus 100, by the...
You would you either replicate one?
Yeah, that with a times multiplier on the back.
You're killing it.
It's game on it.
What's your favorite, like, hand to play?
Two pairs is like the hand.
Really?
To me.
Full House has been my recent.
But it's...
That kills.
you late in the game.
Because you're like, okay, all
I have to do is get a full house and you're discarding
shit left and right so
that you get a full house. Blotro is
for people without context.
One of the greatest, it's not only,
it's not just a card game.
It is one of the greatest human innovations
in the past 20 years, I would say. It has
made, like flight
air travel go by
so fast. You can get
it on your phone, get it on your computer, anything.
I like flushes.
You're a flush man?
Do you do the Joker where you only need four?
It's a good one.
That one rocked with a forehand.
Yeah.
And then the skip.
No, there's one where clubs and spades are the same.
O'er hearts and diamonds are the same.
So like flushes are nothing.
And then you get Jupiter, Jupiter, Jupiter, Jupiter, Jupiter.
Come all.
Interesting.
You guys got to play Bellatro.
That's the best.
What am I at?
When are you at?
Yeah.
That's a great question.
You're at 40.
That's it?
That was 10?
Yeah.
I think so.
This. This fuck.
We'll review. We'll see in the footage.
You're doing great.
I'm thoroughly impressed that you ate this money.
Thanks, man.
Times two plus eight.
Yeah.
The most of these I've ever eaten.
And also, I haven't eaten since.
What time did we get dull?
Last night.
Like five.
They're new last night.
So I haven't eaten in basically 24 hours.
Yeah.
And I feel awful.
I'm very impressed that you did this.
I at one point at my largest
was eating, would eat 40 at a time.
No problem.
No problem.
With fries and like probably a McDonald.
Well, funny that you say that because somebody said,
Bo is someone who has just begun my fitness journey
in my mid-20s, seeing your transformation has been very inspiring.
You're killing it, that's all.
You're going to burn these off, no problem.
Taylor said, that's funny, my brother,
thinking that it was me doing this,
said, not a question, but I think he was.
will eat even less this time.
He's right.
He is right.
I will eat one.
Not bad.
Was that better than the ones you had?
About the same.
Okay.
Yeah.
Good.
And these were fresh.
Yeah.
Best or worst show you've ever played.
Best and worst show you've ever played.
Worst feel so mean.
We've answered this before, though.
Yeah, but it's fun to revisit because we always,
I was going to say when we were filming what we did yesterday,
you'll find out about that in a week.
When we ask people, there are four records,
we should always give ours,
because I bet they'll change every single time.
That's true.
You know what I mean?
I don't even remember what I said.
That's what I'm saying.
I think that's kind of fun.
Like the letter mosh will kind of always change.
Best show we've ever played.
Probably when Harvestwood,
the record released at the Metro.
Yeah, that's cool.
That was really sick.
We have some cool stuff coming up at the end of the year
that I can't talk about yet,
but that's really going to be something too.
Worst show?
Worst show is the one where James broke his arm during.
Yeah, that's awesome.
After one John had already quit,
and then the other John quit after the show,
and James had a broken arm.
I was playing no Johns left.
No Johns. What about you?
Best was probably first sound and fury back for God's hate
and first sign of fury back for twitching tongues.
Worst was Bruckinson's a ball about the Colbaughal Cafe.
Zero paid.
Horrible.
Somebody said,
what made it awesome
despite the circumstances?
Absolutely nothing.
This was the show
with the, are we doing water?
No, not tonight.
What made it awesome
is James
broke his arm
like two songs in.
Finish the set.
Drove home.
With the broken arm
to prove to himself
that he was okay.
And then we did a tour,
we left for a tour
five days later
and he just had a cast the whole tour.
and like you see those pictures of Hepfield
do you know where he's got a cast because he broke
his arm skateboarding
and like those are cool
so we have a little bit of that
there's some pictures out there of it
that is cool
uh big Brian no
same nugget all right so you're at 43
I won't count the next one
sorry
I also counted one of that one I eight
so you're at 42
um
when will there be a warning
appreciation episode
I think I would love to have Patrick from Morning and 40 Watts Sun on or some sort of top 10 Doom Bands Records episode.
That would be fun.
I think we're just really into HC right now.
Very niche HC.
And also, you know, something I want to address, I want to course correct a little because I feel I've steered many people in the wrong direction.
Explain.
You know, I've said something the other day about how like circle,
in California are like out of style right now and young people were responding like
circle pits suck or something and like circle pits are uniquely hardcore invented in
California like you need to take pride in this beautiful thing we have they are
for hardcore music everybody else has has adopted them in the wrong way they're
ours they're for us four fast parts in hardcore music and I just I think I
blame myself with the spin kicking and the ghosts and all that
The ghosts.
Spin kicking in the haunted places and stuff.
I hear about this.
Let's rank from stage what you think looks the coolest.
Pack show people going nuts.
There's circle pits.
There's push pits.
There's hardcore dancing.
The people are skankin lately.
And when the whole fest is skankin, it is.
It's crazy.
It looks beautiful.
It's the best.
Yeah.
But a gigantic caliantic.
California Circle Pit used to, like, if you look at like a suicidal tendencies video, they're walking in a circle the entire time.
Just going.
And it looks fucking awesome.
There's always like a little cover in the beer.
If a room is truly packed, so packed that someone couldn't spin a spin kick, a push pit looks so sick.
I think it looks awesome.
I think a scarce violent pit looks like shit.
The worst.
When there's five guys really violently moshing and everybody else is scared, it looks terrible.
It looks terrible.
When everybody's moshing hard as fuck, like dying fetus in the trenches, FYA.
That was so...
That looked unbelievable.
Fucking cool.
Yeah.
Can I get that other Sprite?
Yeah.
I'm going to have a one-on-one.
No, you wait.
I'm going to do a talking ahead with the camera.
Okay.
This is one of the worst decisions I've ever made.
I knew I couldn't do this.
I predict the 60s, there's no way I'm making it.
Even in, maybe to 50.
Maybe to 50.
What fuck is going on?
Oh, I put it over.
I want to put one over there.
It's over there on the, uh, that little...
Perfect.
Perfect.
Don't cachet.
Thank you so much.
Can't dig into any more of these delicious nuggets without it.
Let's see.
Man, what do we got?
Switch two thoughts.
I'll get one.
Yeah, I'll get one.
You know what's crazy?
is that the regular switch is
300 bucks and the OLED is 350
why would you not
I have the non-olid one because I just
have always had it and the switch to
first one is not OLED
come on bastards
they know exactly what they're doing
they know what they're doing man and I
they got me
there's a new Mario card what am I going to do
yeah not I need to be the best
same
um
oh yeah it's good
good stuff huh
My head hurts.
I have like a headache.
What do you both do when it comes to cardio?
I walked for 15 minutes before this.
That's it?
Like in general, though.
What's your cardio choice?
How long and what incline?
Well, I do 40 minutes every time, of course.
Rocky.
Yeah, walking or a bike if I'm really trying to do something.
I'll tell you one thing.
On tour, I don't do any cardio.
You don't need to.
I don't need to.
Bust in my ass for a half hour.
Another day, another dollar.
Very good.
Biohazard.
My favorite, I'm a big hiking guy.
I love it.
Inclined treadmill.
I'll go, if it's a 15, if it's a 10, I'll go 10.
If it's a 15, I'll go like 12, 12.
And a half.
This is a PSA for the inclined treadmill people.
If you're hanging on for dear life to an inclined treadmill,
you are no longer inclined.
Right.
The incline comes from fighting uphill.
Like the shape of your body needs to physically be inclined trying to fight up the incline.
If you're holding yourself, you become leveled with the incline, thus no longer incline.
I'm saying this for your benefit.
Okay.
Trustable.
Wow.
I think about it.
Every time I see an incline, I'm like, you're not inclining.
You're not, you might as well walk flat if you're holding on an incline trail.
I hold on, but just for the heart mate, you know, the heart meter.
That's fine.
I don't like hold on.
But when people are like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
If you're holding on and you're still not leveled with it, you should be fine.
Okay.
I've never thought about it.
Yeah.
You're no longer inclined.
Who does the better James Hetfield?
Yeah, between you two.
It's for sure you.
You summon headfield sometimes.
There's a, at the end of Sandman, like when it like, in the music video, it's the truck.
He does like a yeah.
And it's so fucking.
Is that your like Discord?
sound or something? It was, um, I had on the, on the roadcaster, I had like, that was one of your
buttons, yeah. That was one of your buttons. Yeah. That sound, you just did it so well that I
remember. I, the actual sound came. And then the, boom. I like when you do the let loose, man.
Oh, oh yeah, lose, man. That's perfect. That's EnterSatman, S&M, pause this, pull that up.
Yeah. Just let it play. You'll hear exactly what I'm talking about. Let loose, man.
That's so good.
What the fuck was he talking about?
I don't know.
Did one or both of you ever have a dinosaur phase?
There was a book that you would get from, like, the book fair, school-a-stic, like, book club or whatever?
The school-a-stic.
You remember what I'm talking about?
The skull-a-stic.
Is it scolastic?
I like the school-a-stic book fair, man.
Let loose.
I never read, I guess.
But at the end of the first night in a while, right?
Oh, yeah.
At the end of the, this is going to be the last for a while.
At the end of the dinosaur book, there was like a piece of a dinosaur.
And over time, you build a skeleton of T-Rex.
I was into that for a little bit.
Lamb of Four Time made me really sad.
Yeah, I didn't like that.
Really sad.
Yeah, I mean, I love Jurassic Park.
One, two, three.
But other than that, I wasn't like into dinosaurs.
My dad showed me the first Jurassic Park and when Samuel Jackson's arm falls on her.
You were scared of the show.
You were a scared-ass kid.
I was afraid of everything
And he had to stop it
Scared asking a little boy
What's the best
Moshable Metallica song?
That's a great question
Yeah
I mean Blackand has a legit breakdown
Yeah absolutely
Like thrashers were thrashing to that song
Um
King Nothing has a actual mosh part
I think
Belfold's intro obviously
Belto's intro
Harvestor intro
come on
dude
unbelievable
what kind of stuff
is popping up on your
Instagram Explore pages today
let's see
no comment
let's see what's on mine
I got
there's it right now
there's a title fight hoodie
a little puppy dog
got this
oh that's all right
I got a bunch of watches
and I got
oh this dude
there's this country duo
popping up
on my feed every day
they're like young
yeah they're young guys
and they have a song and goes
it's waking up
busting your butt
trying to earn a little extra pay
and I sing it
so it's so
I'm gonna find it
okay I got
it's waking up
your bus
trying to earn a little extra pay
and all the comments are
brutal
oh
to the creed for a fish
day
it's all the comments are like
a widow extra
prepay
it's brutal
it comes up
every day
I watch it
every time
I got a lot
of Coachella
stuff
I had
Blink Winnie 2
getting off stage
for some
reason
have some
streamer stuff
oh there's
Bernie
oh that's a
good one
burning with
the Misfits
stuff
with the amps
it's pretty cool
what could have been
you know
where's the
fabled
911 episode
that was such a good idea
remind me
I think
oh this is the
guy I bought
the 911
strip front. That's crazy. No shit.
Yeah, I planned to do
a 9-11 episode with various
musicians asking them where they were.
That's awesome. That's great. 9-11,
2025, it's coming.
That's great. With great
respect. It's one of the... It's a defining
moment in the world.
In the world, yeah. If you were, what,
seven and above? Yeah. Yeah.
You remember. What have been
in track and field, could you currently
stand a chance in competing? Well, I'd
beat his ass in the fucking 40.
He did.
He did.
Good now, though.
We should do it again.
Long jump.
I'm an unbelievable long jumper.
Would you do the two legs forward thing?
Oh, yeah. Yeah? Oh, yeah.
I don't know why.
And I would have to start low.
I think I could pull a vault.
Was that a nugget?
Yeah. Thank you. Good call.
I think I could do it.
But they go upside down first.
It's great.
Yeah, I don't like it.
I don't like what they're doing.
It's great.
I'm not in the pole vaulting.
What else is there?
High jump.
Javelin?
Javelin is shot put.
Shot put.
Shot put rules.
A hammer throw?
Or they like...
That shit rocks, too.
Yeah, I would say I'm one of the best long members in the world.
Anything but running.
Yeah.
What song from each other's catalog would you like to cover?
The good ones.
Dude, I feel all.
You're good. You're doing great.
I would love to do a safe space version and sing it, you know?
That'd be good.
Yeah.
I would do...
I feel like Harmsway to finish the job would go crazy.
Oh, that's crazy.
That would be sick.
That would be really sick.
Yeah, that good answer.
I was thinking twitching immediately, but you're right.
That would just maybe translate a little bit.
Well, I would say.
But then you'd
James is a great saying.
He's a great singer, bro.
Top three favorite movies.
That's an excellent question.
Let me think about it over this.
Caddy Shack?
You love to.
The thing.
A little shop of horror.
That's.
Easy.
Wow.
Okay.
Lord of the Rings.
I don't care which one.
Come on down here.
You want some nugget?
The Godfather?
Probably part one.
That tail just went straight in the buffalo
Right in that sauce.
And let's go for a little levity.
Big Lebowski.
That's a great pick.
I already counted that.
Well, Colin, be coming to Furnace Fest.
It's during the God's Day Tour, which we just found out.
Sadly.
Possibility of a tribal gaze episode, inevitable.
A new record on nuclear blast soon
I've heard the whole thing
I can promise you
It may be my
How many?
49
Oh minus two, so 47
because there was one
No, no
I didn't count one
48 because one was mine
I'm gonna do two more
No no you're good
Oh I'm doing two more
I'm gonna throw up
Good
I threw up
Stephen you get those out of my fit
Oh but thank you
Thank you
You threw up when you were done
Yeah, I know. Yeah. That's how I knew how I was done.
I've heard the Tribal Gage record.
It is maybe my favorite recorded guitar tone in history.
No shit.
The deepest palm mutes I've maybe ever heard.
Shogongong, gong, it's crazy.
Who recorded it?
Taylor.
Home of the perfect palm.
What he does.
What was the last thing that made you cry from laughing?
I can tell you that immediately because it was yesterday.
This is a great story.
My wife very famously misquotes and misremembers people's names, like celebrities and
I've got a whole Twitter thread about it.
Here it is.
Yesterday, the newest one,
I asked if she had seen the movie Fred Clause,
which is a Christmas movie starring Vince Vaughn,
Paul Giamatti, and Ludacris.
Because I think Ludacris' tiny body in the movie is hilarious.
She said, the one with Bobby Lee.
And I said, I don't think Bobby Lee's in that movie.
She was like, Bobby Lee, he's in the movie.
And I was like, who are you thinking?
She goes, Bobby Lee Jones.
And then showed me a picture of Billy Bob Thornton in Bat Sanda.
And I was driving and weeping.
Crying.
Yeah.
Bobby Lee Jones.
Bobby Lee Jones was fucking crush me.
Let's see.
Scariest moment either of you have had in the woods or outdoors.
You've seen an alien, straight up.
There was one time.
I don't know if I've told the story before,
but we were driving west.
Like the overall trip was Montreal to Vancouver.
So we were just somewhere in like, I don't know,
middle of Canada.
I don't even know it's there.
Saskatchewan or whatever.
And we saw light.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, that's the end.
No, no, this is a different one.
That was on the Kuwokon tour where the lights.
And then we never saw where they came from.
But in this one, we saw light.
And I thought it was like, you know how.
out in the middle of northern there will be like a
concrete plant and it's just
like really lit up or like an oil refinery
or a logging camp or something we were kind of in the woods
and we again did see it
and then I saw it move
and pulled over and it was just
the northern lights and it was like one of the most beautiful
I've ever seen it was awesome but it was creepy
but it was cool okay so it immediately
went from scary to oh
wow don't say that
don't give up
what would John Cena do he just doesn't want to have to help me
what would John Cena do
He would not do that.
He would never give up.
He may.
He would do anything for content, too.
I don't know that I've had a scary moment.
I've never been scared outdoors.
Only inside.
Yeah.
Horrifying.
I've been scared on an airplane watching the Babadook for the first time.
Wow.
I was deeply unsold.
That's probably like a green flag to that filmmaker.
I really felt genuinely unsafe watching the Babaduq.
on a full flight.
I was so safe.
And I was, I felt unsafe.
Best venue or festival in Europe.
Wow.
Played a lot of really nice ones on the Snack Blues tour.
The big one, the one in Brussels,
I will never remember their names
because they're all like in the whatever language it is.
The big one in Brussels was so fucking nice.
The catering was amazing.
The staff was cool.
And it's in the middle of like cathedral area.
go. So you just walk outside and you're in
the most beautiful place.
Fest is Hellfest all the way
and outbreak. Outbreak is fantastic.
I'm dying to go to Northern Unfest.
Dying to do. We've got to go there.
Venue, I really wish
the shows I played at Arena Ween were good
because the compound is so sick.
It's so sick. But I've never played anything good there.
We played together at Dinow in...
Yeah, we're banned from there.
that's where we're banned from
not us
no no I think you're fine
we're literally banned
because of the food or something
because of a man appeal or something
I don't know
allegedly maybe some grapes
so sensitive
it's just grapes
you know
sour grapes
uh
Matt Rushmore
gym movements
oh great question
yeah shoulder press
I'll tell you right now
lat raises
yeah particularly
if you can find the machine to do it
so you're not. I never do the machine.
There's no strain on your forearm, so it feels
really nice. It's very comfortable,
and it gets you just this pump.
Shoulder press.
Shoulder press? Love a shoulder press.
When you have a good bench day,
you feel like the strongest person.
So I love a good bench.
And then, oh,
any bicep curl, preacher curl?
I love a rope curl.
Oh, yeah.
guy that one makes me feel
massive
that's a good one because I love a barbell curl too
and and uh
what's the guy
the trainer who was like only trained to max
from the 70s
you trained it to maximum effort for 30 minutes a week
menser I think Mike
Menzer um
said to only ever use flat
or straight barbell
never an easy bar because that's more of the brachialis
only flat that's all I love it
I know because it's more comfortable but
That's the point.
Okay.
Good to know.
Tricep, straight bar push down.
Strongest men in the world.
No problem.
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and why oh that's a beautiful that's a great question i is your brother mine's probably my brother
he has a win i feel really good yeah yeah my wife too obviously obviously yeah i think
wives a partner should be probably that's best a given um it's sappy but probably my mom
yeah she's gone through a lot of shit and she's like working for shakot like four
the city doing law and like doing the shit she wants to do.
I'm very proud of her.
You're really,
you're really giving up right now?
Yeah,
I will puke on camera if you want that in your living room.
You want me to get up?
I don't want you to peek in the toilet.
You want me to puke in the toilet and continue to one?
Well, keep doing it until you have to puke as well.
I'm two more and that's going to happen.
I'm not joking.
That's good.
You said it like it's a bad thing.
I'm telling you.
You didn't do this.
Me peaking on into,
I didn't choose to puke.
I stood up and,
And it was the best feeling I've ever felt.
You didn't stand up and vomited.
We did it in my room.
You went to your...
I stood up and was like, oh, I'm going to throw up.
I better go to my room.
I got on my hands and knees and scrub that toilet.
I got all the skids off so that you would have a clean bowl of people.
You only did that because you destroyed it.
I'm standing up, see if I got a pew.
That's good.
I did that plenty.
Pass me a...
It felt good.
All right, here we go.
It feels better standing, I'll tell you what.
Doesn't it?
A little bit.
Muffman.
Mount Rushmore pre-breakdown callouts or skank parts.
I really don't care about those.
There's the side-by-side Alex in Backfire.
That's sick.
Mano-no-no-no-na-no-na-o.
It's kind of part of the song, so it's not really a call-out, but to push it away.
Ah, yeah, Bala.
Dude.
It's not like a call-out like they're asking, but that came to mind.
Oh.
I like the harness.
This is a local favorite.
Harness, strangle yourself, you fucking coward.
It was a really good one.
Head, but, some broken glass.
That's cool.
That's a good one.
If you were cryogenically frozen and sent forward in times, what's 100 years?
What's one album you take with you?
Can't take much of color.
Fine.
Probably Bjork.
homogetic. Okay.
Very nice.
Me?
Faith in the War Angel does.
Great pick.
Because that's, I gotta show that to the
to those future freaks,
you know, the cybernetic warriors
of the future.
This is sync.
Jiz Lomber.
Let's see.
Yes, what?
You're dead.
Oh, what new bands are we listening
to these days?
I like the dynamite record that just came out.
I haven't checked it out yet.
It's fucking awesome.
I do plan to.
There's a band, a new band called Morning Star.
I think they're from the IE.
It sounds like Camelmasse with a female singer.
They sent me their demo.
They said that they looked up YouTube videos to record it and mix it themselves.
Oh, that's sick.
It's fucking awesome.
I respect that.
Isaac put out two new bands.
I really, like, couldn't be me.
Oh, cool.
I think that's fun.
Yeah, that's awesome.
I like that he was like, I'm going to do two bands, all me.
At the same time.
At the same time, same day, different genres.
Fucking maniac.
The self-arrest demo is really cool.
It's Boston type shit, step forward and whatnot.
About Face demo is really awesome, as we said last year.
Start Today is awesome.
Hereditary from San Diego is awesome.
Obviously, all the bands on our roster, Cosmic Joke.
fire starter
Monroe
Siodon
from Detroit
you'll hear
a little more
about them soon
a little ditty
yeah
do you great questions
uh
best
you're done
you can't
keep going
okay
did I say
well you did
best
dessert to get
Fass food spots
oh
fucking
bullshit
a milkshake
a vanilla milkshake
yeah
you don't need
anything
much anywhere. I will say, let's talk about the
McFlurry for a second. It's called
for no reason. It's called a Mick
Flurry, right? Because
the proprietary
spoon that came with it
is put in a machine and flurried
together to mix the toppings in.
It's part of the machine. About five
years ago they stopped the flurry.
They dump them on and
give it to you. Do better.
Did the machine really start breaking or are they
just being lazy? That's fucking horseshow. I've heard
that they're hard to clean.
I think what I heard was it is a cleaning thing, but there's a self-cleaning thing that takes like eight hours, and they will do it at dinner time.
Get fucked.
This is an interesting question.
I can't wait.
I don't know that I have an answer.
What is your favorite thing about an airport?
Panda Express.
If that's an option, I'm there.
The Newark Airport has such a good Panda Express.
it's a little cliche and cheesy but but one of my favorite things lately and i've been flying a bunch
recently is just watching how inept clueless brainless and like truly selfish the average person yes
and what's awesome or not awesome but but like the counterpoint to that is the people who you can
tell fly a lot you can tell fly a lot are like
Pro. There's a, I think it's the movie,
oh, the Clooney
monologue and up in the air about
who to spot when you're getting in line
for security and the,
and like the belt is very real.
Yeah. Like you look for the guy,
the experienced people who pack light
you get behind them rather than
the old ass fucking guy,
the kids, there's
there's really like, it's a real,
it's a smart system. TSA pre-check
and global entry
are revolutionary air
Precheck is unbelievable.
I hope less people get it.
Yeah.
Stop getting pre-check.
You should stop.
Get out of my long.
Let that one expire.
Yeah.
Aye.
This is a crazy question.
Top five guitar players
in all time.
Great.
Love it.
Jimmy Page.
If there's,
I like to say there's Mount Rushmore's
and then there's like the sky and clouds.
That's Jimmy Page to me.
He is end all, be all.
Less Paul player,
Shredder,
Riffer.
Mysterious,
magic,
so fucking dope. I love
Jimmy Page. Headfield,
obviously. I mean,
in terms of all
music, him singing
and playing rhythm guitar that way,
should be impossible. We were just talking
yesterday about how
Mega Death, while not really
my thing,
so much, is
objectively incredible.
The fact that, yeah, please.
The fact that Mustaine can do
play that and sing that
it's nuts uh so anyway
page headfield
Eddie Ben Hamlin
Pete Townsend
unsung fucking hero
of mine
and
probably
probably dime bag
the groove
it's not just the shreddy
I'm not like a shreddy guy
you know what I mean so I don't really care
but you know what I think the
the sign is you can hum
a Pantera solo.
And that is the sign.
That's the sign of like, oh, you're not just making
noise, you're adding to the song.
It's a melody that's going to stick with you.
I also think as good as he is at shredding,
he does more with less, better than most people.
Oh, dude.
What he can do with an open note and a wah pedal is crazy.
Also, the grooves that he was adding,
like, listen to Primal Concrete Sledge.
There's no snare that.
Hold of.
You know what I'm talking about?
It's just...
That's brother's shit.
Yeah, yeah.
That's two brothers being like,
what do we do this, man?
Oh, man, that's pretty.
What if I don't hit the snare, man?
Just keep time.
And then...
Love that song.
What would your five be?
Prince, Dimebag, Eddie Van Halen.
Andy LaRoc
King Diamond
And
Probably had filmed
I didn't say Tony I owe me
Which is probably
Not true
He's probably in the bad
Because I also respect that like he's riffing
I love a riffer
But Townsend means more to me personally
For sure
What is a piece of
Equipment or Weaponry from a video game?
you would like in real life oh that's a great question dude the fucking laptop gun
from perfect dark do you know that one so it's a it's a gun but you can also throw it and it flies
around with you and just sick um the golden gun from golden eye and kill anybody one shop everybody
all your own in the shockwave RPG from fortnight i would get where i'm needing to go so
fast.
Or just unlimited shockwave grenades at all time.
Imagine me
getting to the show with a shock
grape grenade.
I'll see you later, honey.
And then everybody at the show
getting blasted to residualsually like,
fuck, he used a shockwave grenade.
Colin came again.
Me getting to stage with a shockwave grenade.
But not landing lightly
at all.
It would be awesome
I always thought that the needler
Oh needler looks awesome
It looks awesome and functions in a really cool way
Should have been a little more
More powerful
Should have hurt a little more
Dual wielding needleers online though
Yeah crazy
Crazy style
This is a great question
I can't wait to hear
What's an unknown band
You immediately became a fan of
After seeing their set
Oh that's a great question
I can remember two distinct times
This happened in my life
Please share
The first one was
New England Metal Hardcore Fest
2013
second band on the show
was Code Orange Kids
when they were still the kids
first that was the first time I actively
sat and watched them the whole time
and they blew my mind
really? Yeah like they were playing
a bunch of the I Am King stuff way before it came out
and it was different
like the one of the songs on the record they did
like way harder
and I just remember seeing
seeing these like three shirtless freaks and Riba and thinking like this is the future of music.
This is crazy.
Like this is so extreme.
Do they, what do they like?
I like needed to know them.
And that's how I met them.
Wow.
Was as soon as they finished, I went on stage and I was like, we got to be friends.
And then I remember we all listened to In Love There's a Law in the van an hour later and became friends that day.
Wow.
And then another one was a band called
We Were Promise Jet Packs
Open for Jimmy Eat World,
the only time I saw them a long time ago.
I think they're Scottish.
That was one of the bands
where I'd never heard a note
and left like a fan.
Wisdom and Chains too.
I had never heard them when we tore over them
and I was obsessed after.
I'm on this Australian kick,
but it needs to be said again.
There's a very cool
young band
that we played with in Melbourne called
Implode
they just sound like
New York hardcore
and they like rocked me
like I can't
they don't even have a demo out
I can't wait till it's out
they might be out
go check
beautiful
the other band
that really impressed me
that I liked
was Blood Mouth
another band that I've talked about
a lot from Australia
absolutely
um
oh dude
and Cola Boy
oh my
I had never heard
Cola Boy
watching them at sound
we were in all
I was like, what the fuck?
Yeah.
So awesome.
And now I like, can't listen to it without crying.
Yeah, it's really hard.
Rest and peace.
RIP.
Truly like a legend, local legend, worldwide phenomenon.
Incredible work.
Could have, could have, will be, remember forever as a legend.
Does Nails have the greatest discography of album covers of all time?
Album covers?
They're four for sure
Let's think
Bullthrower might be the Kings
Bullthrow has a couple really bad ones
Honor, oh is it honor? I like that one
It looks like dog show
I love it
It's like low res
I like it
Bursonery is also a funny
I know that one the weird
Like it's just kind of
The guy
I like the guy
He's about to kill so many people
Was it honor
Honor Ballard?
Valor right
um
v a l-o-u-r
slayer probably
yeah
first four they got it
it's I mean it's unbelievable
yeah
uh
our editor Steven
who's sitting right there
asked why do you hate your editor
and refuse to give him a 10-year
disharmonie gig
assume do you have any idea
how hard that would be
to play
we haven't played
I think
seven of those songs ever
so we would like to do it
I genuinely don't think
enough people want that
for it to happen
top three new bands in L.A
he just can't answer
he's just struggling
top three new bands in L.A.
Top and top three new bands
in Chicago I would say
staple
is really good
there's a new band coming out soon called
Bloodshed
you're going to like that and then
Firestarter of course
let's go
Carba who aren't exactly new
but relatively
home invasion
nice
you can only have one actor
or actresses
entire filmography to watch
who you're taking
Leo
she's
Installoc
huh
Instilloc and Leo
it's just like
let's really
I think he's probably
the greatest actor
of our time
probably
when you consider
how much he's done from such a young age
like from Basketball Diaries and Titanic
through Hollywood
I might go De Niro
I think he's up there with De Niro
yeah now I really now yes
I really and I obviously De Niro
would probably be my next one
but I think
I don't love deer hunter
you know what I mean
I like deer hunter a lot I like it
I think I think we're
Leo was somebody who I grew up absolutely despised.
Sure, yeah, of course.
There's like a teenage,
and me it was just like all the girls like
Leo, so I can't like his movies.
And then the same thing happened
when I was like an actual teenager for Ryan Gosling.
Where Ryan Gosling was like the notebook guy.
Yeah.
But then you realize, oh no, he's got the, he's got the chops.
And then you realize he's one of the goats.
Robert Pattinson, same thing.
Same thing.
It goes from Twilight Guy to fucking king, dude.
Interesting.
That's my Batman now.
I think next up in that vein is show me.
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
I was going to say.
He bursts into the scene and you're like,
this little fucking private school fuck.
Waltz is his way.
Probably Nippos his way into this.
And now I'm all in.
I don't even, I don't think, I don't, I didn't like call me by your name.
like
it taking an hour for them to fuck
was frustrating for me
you know yeah
I was like come on give me some sauce man
it really was just like
as a piece of like
famous
queer media I wanted it to be more
queer you know I wanted more out of it
and the ending is beautiful and devastating
and I guess there's a sequel which is crazy
I wish I liked him more
but that was kind of my first real
active impression of him was like obviously this kid is great
yeah and now
and now Dune is just
what was the he was in
he was a kingdom of heaven
or lost kingdom he's he's in
I think it's just called the king maybe
or the kingdom or something
it's like a Netflix movie he's awesome in that
the movie's whatever he's got bang but he's awesome
and he does yeah go bar for bar
with me
De Niro
movies to Leo movies let's count their bangers for real I'll start and I'm gonna
count Titanic okay I think it's a great movie yeah King comedy it's gonna keep track
I just want to I'm curious to see who has more of like great movies okay um the
departed Cape here gangs New York taxi driver you're about to smoke there wolf of
Wall Street godfather too
once a part of the time
casino
the Revenant
good fellas
the aviator
aviator fucking rocks
so good
hey meet the parents
oh
I get a whole
I get funny
you know too
Romeo and Juliet
Romeo and Juliet's really good
uh
I say good fellas
I say good fellas
I say you
okay
just make sure
I'll count
meet the parents
as a franchise
yeah sure
um
so I'm just saying
because he's also got
Basketball Diaries, which is...
Basketball Diaries is fine.
I think it's fine. And I like it.
I wouldn't count it as like a bag.
Yeah. And then also
the Johnny Debt movie.
Like his first movie. Gilbert Grape?
Yeah.
You're gonna put that up with the New York?
I'm saying there are these that people love.
I'm not saying they're like bangers.
Sure.
Yeah, there's a lot.
Just saying.
You're not wrong.
I love Leo.
Oh, the Irishman rules.
You hate that.
I protest that.
I love the image.
I protest.
And every time I watch it, it's bad.
better. I'm going to watch it again.
Yeah.
Even the bang is funny.
Bang, bang, you're dead on the gangster.
No, God's, no Masters, went.
I don't think you can legally answer that, right?
Yeah.
Which is an answer in itself.
Does Avenge Sevenfold have tracks?
Not.
They do.
They do.
The homie John Christ was funny.
John E. Christ, sorry.
you got it buddy
what's the
the bat
song
bat country
that was that tore up the charts
I know it was the only one I know because of that
terrorized the charts
much like smooth by Santana featuring
I'm telling it's the same thing
terrorize the charts
get over it
bitch
why don't be scoring so damn loud
you're awake
god damn
what's the one movie you can only watch once
and then never feel the way you did watching it
like not the same twice
oh like like six cents or something
maybe six cents is dope or twice dude
very true
anything like that where the twist changes the entire movie
is fucking awesome you ever see the game
the game Michael Douglass oh yeah it's fucking awesome dude
yeah that it rules it rules if you haven't seen
game, it's a creepy, suspenseful, but good
movie, it's fucking awesome.
The game rocks. I think Mac
is a big game head.
Never feel the same way
you did.
The duel. I like
how they told that story, the three times.
Yeah. Oh, the last duel?
Yeah, it's the Roshman. It's awesome.
You don't know who's telling the truth. That's great.
That's great.
Going to Japan for the first time
in September, mostly Tokyo, and two to
in Osaka, Kyoto, what are some most-dos?
Some must-dews.
I did for a good.
Did you cop that one, by the way?
Yeah, you did.
Yeah, no, I did, but we'll give you another one.
Yeah, let it out, buddy.
Dude, I will.
Really?
Yeah, don't do that.
The sound gets you?
The sound.
Must-do is in Japan.
I'm going to point you in the direction of a couple meals I really like.
They're both.
One of them is breakfast.
There's a pancake place called Binitzuru in Asakusa, Tokyo.
You got to get there on 8.30 to put your name in for the day.
There will be a line.
Put your name in.
It's worth it.
Get the custard one.
Get the savory one.
Get the Nutella one.
Those are the best ones.
That's the savory.
Dude, it's like...
It's like...
It's like egg all over it.
Bacon.
I see.
And like cheese, I think.
It was incredible.
Down the street from that, there's a place called Emo Pee-P.
I swear to God.
I swear to God, it's real.
I've been there, dude.
Yeah.
I bet you have.
That's the place with the cremelei sweet potato and the shredded Ubi ice cream.
Absolutely insane.
Two of my favorite desserts in the world at one place, it's cash only.
So bring some cash.
Bring some damn yen.
Yeah.
Next family feud episode, when?
maybe Saturn Fury
I don't know we have another idea
we have a better oh not better
but like
another idea that will rock
that's right
what are you planning to eat
after vomiting up the nuggets
Indian food
we're getting law merch
yeah
and I'm not gonna bleep that
Steven we can let them have it
because I want that place to last forever
true good point
go go eat
law merch in Studio City
is the best Indian food in the world
changed me crazy sentence
but I swear
and you can prove it
I can't think about food right now, and I'm going to go.
Panir masala.
Cheese non.
Stop, dude.
Chicken tika appetizer.
Samosas.
Water.
He's paying.
Silly music videos versus a hard music video.
You've done both.
I've done both.
What is your...
I've only done serious music videos.
I don't think a silly music video.
I think the silly one I had more fun.
The higher curious.
Twitching Times video and the Insistarily Yours video.
That one's fucking awesome.
That one's awesome.
But all time,
a serious one.
A hard one is cool because it's like not a meme
and not you trying to get over by making a joke out of your band.
Let me ask you something.
You was the...
Preacher Man was released separately.
So was the debut single for In Love There Is No Law?
In Love There Is No Law.
Do you regret that?
Yeah, big time.
Yeah, that's a total
my girlfriend's girlfriend
instead of...
Like, why didn't...
Because we figured
Eyes of Justice
Track 1, they're gonna hear it anyone.
Yeah.
And that's not how it works.
It just isn't how it works.
You gotta get them to get the record
with the hit.
With a hook.
It took a year
for Issa Just to get a reaction.
It did not get a reaction
until late 2014.
It's crazy.
If it was the video
and the single
and like,
how we rolled everything out, I think it would have been different.
I agree.
This is what it is.
What show did you miss in your youth that haunts you to this day?
There was a blood for blood reunion in Pomona with Billy from Biohazard on other vocals.
That's sick.
And I didn't go.
Instead of Rob?
Yeah.
Wow.
So stupid.
Or instead of Buddha.
I don't remember.
But yeah, I really, really, really, really dropped the ball on that one.
I regret not going to see Green Day and Rancet in Briggly Field for different reasons.
Yeah, that's fair.
Would you take Bloodmore, too, if I meant Fortnite was deleted from existence in a fucking heartbeat, motherfucker.
God damn right.
I love a man of principles.
Easily.
That's the goat.
Look at this cat.
She could not be more.
Yeah, she's all right.
I can give her shit, but she's all right.
when we're alone
we're like
but when other people are over
it's fucking it's beef right
bitch
um
favorite shoes for touring
or playing shows
I'm kind of all over the place these days
um I'm digging the solomons lately
for like everyday gym and like walking
um
the GTX6s I think
or whatever
um
but I've been just wearing samba a lot.
I haven't really been too into shoes lately.
I would say playing drums in New Balance 990 V3s changed my life a little bit.
How so?
Just so comfortable.
So dynamic and responsive.
Chris plays in slip-offs like vans.
Really?
Always.
That's a fucking freak right there.
And then I genuinely wear boots when Twitching Tongues play.
but occasionally
it's something like the church in Philly
where I'm like it's really hot
and I gotta play drums after
I'll wear sneakers
that's so much easier
Of course you can spin kick
It's like easy
You're like
Yeah boots are
They look sick
I know but dude
Every time I've
There have been occasions
Where I would play in like Doc Martins
Yeah
And I would be me
So I'd be jumping around
And my shin splints and like
Yeah but what is Roger
singing in you know
Van
You think so?
I know so.
You don't think he's wearing Doc Martins?
I saw him.
He's wearing vans.
Yeah.
I don't know.
What's he still wearing?
Boots.
Yeah, but he's wearing like engineer.
He's not spin kicking or moving even a little bit.
Roger's moving a thousand times more than him.
That is.
I'm open to suggestions, but there was a, there was a period where I wore Jordan 12s because
they're all black and leather and look like boots.
And that was kind of cool.
That worked.
But they look insane.
I do like.
It boots, don't get me wrong.
It's just me, you know?
How do you prefer,
do you prefer guitar or bass live
and how are you like in your dendables?
I love my donables.
I'm obsessed with them.
The one of one
that I use for Holy Blade is like my favorite guitar ever.
I would say
playing bass is the greatest
musical privilege
any person can experience.
You know?
Yeah.
It's like,
I'm so envious
of people
to get to do that all the time.
Like that's your thing?
This is what you have to do?
As long as you don't come unplugged, you win.
You know?
Yeah.
It rules.
How do you come up with lyrics?
I have at least 10 fully completed songs with no lyrics.
Help please.
That ain't, I don't know.
It's been a while.
Start with a cadence.
I start with a title, generally.
Oh, interesting.
Title and a message.
and then go from that.
And when you're trying to actually put words down,
it's like, okay, what fits around this, you know?
I really think if the riff is done, done, done, done,
you want to go, ah, la, la, la.
Like, it kind of speaks for itself.
And I just think, like, once the ball's rolling, you'll...
Once you eat one more.
That's going to be my last one.
Why?
Because I don't want to get...
Don't want to get what?
Violently.
Come on, man.
And it's the last one.
How many?
I mean, it says 57, but who knows what it?
How could that have only been 17 more?
You've been slow.
And I ate a bunch and counted them.
Besides the new floor punch book, what are some other books you recommend music
or otherwise?
Collected Obsession is incredible.
It's an unbelievable look at some of the greatest hardcore shirts of all time.
written by Ryan Bannahan, right?
From Desper Reasures.
Very cool.
Check it out.
Music-based books.
Scream with me?
Yeah, of course.
Scream with me by the homie Tom B.
Check out the 12 hits episode.
It's awesome.
I don't think you can buy that anymore.
So if you've got it, you've got yourself a collector's item.
Will there be another pet peeves episode, possibly with a guest?
That's a hilarious.
It would be really funny to like find, like, known prick joins us on a peep episode.
To find out what they hate.
You know?
Yeah. Probably not.
Wasn't that a Patreon?
I think we did it again, yeah.
Yeah, we did it on Patreon.
So check that out.
It's very fun.
And then we did one about stuff we like.
Love this.
That one was fun.
That one was awesome.
Yeah.
Um, no, I don't care.
This is a good question from Luke.
If you watch the original interview episodes compared to the newer ones of hard lore,
you can tell the interview style and the format of the episodes is much smoother and all around better.
As the show gets older, were you making a cognizant effort to make the show better?
Yes.
Before the big interview episodes now, this is kind of why they're like, I wouldn't say more rare,
but they stress me out because I'm writing them.
Like physically, I'm writing every question.
I'll have eight notes, like eight bones.
like eight bullet points of like things to talk about
quite maybe questions I've always had whatever he's got
you scroll yeah I've got
I've got a large document
I pull from which is maybe why I'm
I'm really comfortable with the Zoom ones
because it's really easy to just like
okay that's next time my gigantic document
but yeah I do extensive
pre-writing before every episode
that we do now which
is good but it just makes them all
a little more work
if you had to
Reenact one scene or stunt from Jackass.
Which one are you taking?
The one where they throw up.
Just any of them.
There's the one where Bam throws up on,
is it Rab himself's face or something?
Yeah, that sucks.
Yeah.
I love Jackass.
We never really talked about Jackass.
I love K-Y.
C-K-Y.
I love C-K-Y, C-K-Y 2K.
Yeah.
The Jack-Ass Show, the movies, the Point Fives.
I like Wild Boys.
I never fucked with Evil to B.
Me, too.
I thought it was too mean.
to fill a little a little too mean
fun slayer plays
that's cool but
I got fucking slayer in the backyard
I love
jackass as a premise
I think Chris Pontius might be the funniest
I used to see him all the time
that's so cool
did you ever talk to him never
yeah he would always be coming out of the tanning with
as I was entering wing stop
real yin yang situation
this is great question
if you could time travel
to any historical event
to gain the absolute truth about it,
where would you go and would you expose
the truth once you came back in real time?
Yeah.
I would go to the crucifixion of Christ.
There you go. Great answer.
100%.
That's, that's, is there a greater question?
No, because if it's real, then literally nothing else matters.
Yeah.
I am now a devout apostle of Christ, right?
If I watch him get crucified
and however many days later,
that motherfucker comes back, I'm a Christian.
Of course.
Like straight up.
And you'd be burned alive or crucified again, but whatever.
So apart from that, I harp on this a lot.
I would go to Dallas and see what happened with Jave K.
He would say, I get behind that fence.
Would you, when you got back, you would you, you would tell all?
Yeah, you know what I would do?
I would.
I would make my way to the various places.
and I would like
write a book
and like
maybe plant some evidence
that could be dug up
once my book came out
to be like
independently investigate this kind of thing
but I'd bump shoulders
with old Jimmy files behind the fence
I'd look up in the book pot of the...
You don't think you would have gotten shot?
You got murked.
There were people everywhere
whereas me I would have been picketing
against Jesus
because I didn't believe his bitch ass
Jimmy was in a police officer uniform.
Oh.
Would you have a police officer uniform?
No, but I'm just saying I would like, you know, I'd be like, yeah, there's a guy.
And there's, huh, there's nobody in the book depository or in the jail.
Hmm.
And then I'd go like, what's umbrella man doing?
What's Babushka lady doing?
I'd be out there.
He'd be broken all over the place.
He really would.
Yeah.
Probably that.
That's a great question.
That's a great answer.
And then, dude, there was a meeting, a fly on the wall thing I would like, is there was once a meeting between Mussolini, Hitler, and Stalin?
Actual meeting?
Yeah, like just an actual meeting pre-war.
Okay.
And maybe Stalin was there.
It was just like border stuff and like what we're going to do.
But Mussolini was the only when we spoke everyone's language.
Whoa.
Oh, it was, it was Chamberlain.
So how do you, Mussolini could have been?
been fucking around. And people think he was.
And I would have loved to be like,
what's he doing? What are you up to? Yes.
No, he's lying.
He said you're a bitch.
Greatest side dish of all
time. The mozzarella
stick. Oh, dude.
The fucking Chili's mozzarella dipper.
Oh, that thing is deadly.
Deadly. The thought of
that right now is horrible. Yeah. You should eat one.
Eat one more. I'm not going to eat one more.
Probably. I think you should.
Probably
Oh, so I can't like feel it.
Is your body rejecting it?
Not literally.
Hmm.
Because that's why I stopped.
I couldn't salivate anymore.
Oh, I mean, I'm getting that.
My body rejected any, putting anything back in.
I'm getting that, and I'm out of drink.
A lot of drink.
Let me get you some water.
No, I'm literally so full of water.
Do you want to die a coat?
I don't want a die of it.
It would be good.
You'd like it?
I got enough in me right now.
This is all going to come right out.
You think so?
Yes.
Well, I want to force it.
That's what I'm saying.
I'm not going to love it.
Let me make you puke.
They'll love it.
I'm not doing that.
How much time?
What are we at, Stephen?
That's my cat's feeder.
Don't worry about that.
Soup's on.
Oh, hour and a half.
That's good.
We're great.
It's good.
Okay, we only have a few more questions.
Perfect.
My heart rate has been in about 100
this whole time.
Has it really?
Yeah.
That's so awesome.
Bow and Colin's supplement stacks.
Great question.
lately I'll do a probiotic
95 that's insane
a probiotic
AG1 is in the beginning of the day of course
all my essential probiotics and prebiotics are in there
I don't need anything else but I take an extra
and I take an extra one just in case because Rocky recommended it to me
a digestive enzyme
I saw that in your closet huge
really what's that do for you
helps me digest shit does it though
enzymeically
because I'm good dude my I'm on point
oh yeah do you remember the text message you sent me
this morning? That was from something else.
And I quote,
shitting crazy style.
That doesn't mean bad.
It's a lot. I think the follow-up was
I'm squirting. No, sprains.
I didn't take my end on to it. Oh, surely.
And then I really
like the stage flight. I think it's the load in.
Load in is the pill, right? Yeah. Right?
Or is it lock-in?
Lock-in is the powder, I think.
I think. Sorry, Craig.
It's load in.
Load in is my favorite one.
The morning one.
The morning one.
I love that one.
Yeah, that one's good.
You feel...
I'm really into it.
It makes me very good.
And then creatine.
And then creatine.
Yeah.
The concrete pill version.
Oh, interesting.
It's five milligrams.
Yeah, but how many pills?
Two.
Oh, nice.
One before, one after.
Wow.
It's incredible.
Have you been seeing the stuff about taking more than five?
No.
They're saying that 10 to 20 is actually ideal for most people 200 pounds and up.
Really?
for brain saturation
really
that's my algorithm buddy
oh wow
mine is biggest Matt
minus three thousand dollar hands
of Baccarot
god
yeah
creatine in the morning
age 1 in the morning
creatine in the morning
as soon as I wake up
really yeah it doesn't matter when you take it
it does not matter
there's no difference I try to take it within a one hour window of working out
I'm sure
that's fine but like you know that Mike
Israel guy, short muscle guy, bald head,
very scientific about how he talks about muscle movement, very jacked.
Watch the whole thing where he's like, it just doesn't matter.
Okay.
Vitamin K drops, I do a
an iodine drop because I heard I should.
I don't know, I haven't really noticed anything, but that's on the agenda.
And then magnesium before bed.
Okay, that helps you, that gives you crazy dreams.
If I take, so the dose is two, I take one.
Because I get scaled.
The, I think the healthiest I ever was
was when I was eating a shit ton of salmon every day
which has a lot of omega-3s in it.
I don't take an omega-3 supplement
but I think I've like physically proved
that I respond really well to omega-3s
so something to think about.
Thoughts and feelings on misfits at Coachella.
Um, who gives a shit?
I mean, it's deserved it's one of the greatest bands ever.
Yeah, and like...
I saw a really funny clip where he's,
like we know a lot of songs what do you guys want to hear
and it's basically like nonsense
coming back and he goes
here's Hollywood Babylon
that's good
I don't know
I love that band
I don't care what they do
I don't like they should play everything they want to play
they should get every bag they never got
30 years ago and they
40 years ago when they started all this shit
you know
Mount
Rushmore hardcore albums to get people into hardcore.
Why don't you take one more nugget while we answer this question?
Okay.
What were you going to say?
Matt Rushmore Hardcore albums to get people.
And this isn't like, I do think the average person who's like into TikTok deathcore,
I can't just give them bad brain self-titled age of quarrel.
Totally.
You know?
I got to work them in the right way.
Satisfaction.
I think genuinely has a great mix of fast.
parts, scanning parts,
horror breakdowns.
I think for the...
Incredible lyrics.
I think for the purpose of this,
you'd be better served
with perseverance or even...
Perseverance production,
I think, is harder
to dive into.
Then maybe rise.
Rise brutality would be a good gateway
because it's extreme,
very clean.
Very, like,
produced.
Still clean, yeah.
That's a, yeah, so a hate breed.
Yeah, the hate breed is a great
intro to hardcore-type band.
What would the under?
dogs.
One of the
underdogs is
like they're
that's a great
gateway band
like proven
it happens
all the time
yeah
get I'm trying to get a guy
into hardcore
or a girl
in a hardcore
what am I giving
I mean
Andrew Quarle is that
you think so
because you can give it to him
and say like
hey this is the best
of the best
you know
this is like
perfectly crafted
hardcore music
and it's timeless
okay
and then like
and then honestly
minor threat
like give them one
I'd be like
this is kind of how it started
this is fast
it's really aggressive
it's gonna be some of the fastest
guitar
also has a lot of melody
and has melody
yeah
that's a good
answers
somebody said
could you give us
any potential covers
you considered
for the everything
comes from somewhere
tribute album
that never happened
which was
there was a
twitching tongues
cover album
in the works
forever
uh huh
um
and like necromatomatical screams
was going to be on that
Let me see if it's still in my notes.
I don't think it is.
Wow.
Last updated October 2020.
In here is judgment, the situation.
D-Asside when Satan rules his world.
Carnivore, Carnivore, Carnivore.
Megadeth Go to Hell, which is from the Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey soundtrack.
Pearl Jam Black.
And Morrissey, you know I couldn't last.
That would be good.
Wow.
Because that sums up.
Love or hate the guy.
sums up a lot of musicians' feelings about the music industry.
Very well.
As well as Black Cloud, the end of Black Cloud.
Is it Black Cloud that you don't like me but you love me the way you're wrong?
No, it's a...
Is it you're going to miss me when I'm wrong?
What is that song called?
I don't know.
Whoa.
Stomach.
Stummy anger.
Did you hear that?
That was crazy.
Favorite tattoo you both have and what you'd like to get next?
I think we've answered that.
My back piece is my favorite thing.
I love
probably my Metallicat tattoo.
Yeah, that's good.
I got to finish this whole thing.
I got to fix it up.
But I love that one.
I also love my chest piece too.
What's the best band
to ever be involved with
or make a film score?
It's not even close.
It's not even close.
Yeah.
You listen to,
you know where it started with the seven soundtrack?
Really?
Yeah, I think that was one of his first things.
There's like a remix of Closer in the whole
intro of 7 with all the splicing.
Easily. Not even close.
Best song from the Tony Hawk
soundtrack, Prime Mystery was a race card drive.
Boy Who Destroyed the World.
That's a good one. AFI.
I think there's a 25 Deli song in one of those soundtracks.
So that's a good one too.
Tony Hawk Underground had Alkaline trio, the explosion,
Kiss.
Fucking sick.
Oh my god, I can't wait to throw up.
Just eat another one and then throw up.
Come on.
No.
You're at 59.
No, allegedly.
I don't actually know what you're at, but the counter says 59.
Wouldn't you like to hit 60?
What if I'm more?
What if I'm already in 60s?
It's not possible.
It's definitely possible.
No, there's no way.
No, it's not possible.
We'll see, but I don't think so.
Wouldn't you like to for sure be at 60?
But that's two behind.
We don't know that either.
Okay.
do it. Yeah, buddy.
The big 6-0, allegedly.
I'm not eating another one. I'm not eating another one.
I'm not eating another one.
Don't you want to hit 61?
Best album with the worst production.
That's a great question.
It's a great question.
The Sand Black Church
self-titled
EP. It sounds horrendous, and I love it.
I love every second of how bad it sounds.
that might be my pick
straight ahead
I listen to it today at the gym
you don't like it I just think like
it sounds bad
I like it oh I love the way breakway
I like it but it objectively sounds awful
the side by side
side record versus demos
maybe the biggest disparity in like
wow this demo sounds
fucking miserable and then the record
is like oh my god it's unbelievable
I love the way breakway sounds
And the Wars on songs,
the comp songs sound like ass,
but also like that.
Yeah, breakaway,
breakaway I really like the production.
But to be honest,
do you think that's because you love that record?
Or do you think it's,
you think you would use that production
on something you did?
I think if I was making music like that,
maybe.
Like, I think the bass tone
is fucking like,
like, that's perfect, fast, hardcore,
Twangy bass tone.
You know?
I like that type of shit.
But yeah, I mean,
it doesn't sound modern at all
but I think it's like so of the time that
it's definitely of the time. It's definitely of the time.
What's worse? A bad meal or a bad movie?
Meal. I would say movie.
Meal's going to be more expensive.
But a bad movie while I'm in the theater
and I like don't choose to leave?
Horrible. But you still got your snack.
You're still out. Having a little date night, whatever.
I get, I would say movie.
Because a bad meal I can go, I don't want to eat this.
But you don't.
Oh.
I see what you're saying.
You know, I'll eat another meal.
You can, like, start.
Yeah.
Okay.
Bad movie after I've seen it, I'll be like, what?
But you're going to pay for.
I will never get that.
You're going to pay for both years.
Time is more important than money.
You know?
Yeah.
You're going to spend.
All right.
Time is more important.
You're going to spend as much time eating on this dinner.
I don't know.
We'll never know.
Youth crew revival in the big 2025, right?
Probably.
I hope so.
I think the youth are reviving.
I mean, what's funny is,
we've been through one
yeah like I've been through one
uter revival it wasn't great
it wasn't I mean
it was cool but it wasn't like huge
no because there was still like
like beat down and like all the stuff
you would expect which that'll never go away
because that that is still like the most popular
style of hardcore like
most moshable
highly mashable hardcore is still
going to forever be in fashion
absolutely
And, you know, once the kids start circling it and maybe, I think straight edge being in, once again, we'll help youth group revive.
And I don't know, dude, I threw on Wide Awake, the Wide Awake demo today.
Crazy.
Connecticut.
All right, last question.
Kind of related to what we just talked about.
What's a direction you'd like to see hardcore go that it hasn't before?
Or is there a sound that has been done before, but you don't think it was fully expanded on?
Push the button.
push it
61
allegedly
and that's all she wrote
folks
he
you know he's great
and all
but he's
he's no
he's no match
for the for the nugget master
that's what they call
that's what they're calling me
these days
uh you know everybody thought 88
was it was light work
they thought I was a bitch
they thought I was a pussy
they they don't know
they don't know what went into
this but I'm I'm proud of
you did one more than you really
expected, right?
No one thought that of you.
You just said you were going to do 200.
I still could.
Stop.
