HardLore - Brody King's Fast Food Tier List (God's Hate/All Elite Wrestling)

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Starting point is 00:02:59 Best man at my wedding. Brody King. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome back. Hello. We've got such a fun experiment today because we've only done this. Hi, Colin.

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Starting point is 00:03:27 You can buy one now at the link below. We're here for a very special reason, guys, because Brody is a food connoisseur. Yeah. He lives and dies for it. I was going to ask, so we're doing fast food. Obviously, we're going to do a fast food tier list like we do with Zuma. But Brody, you're, I think you're, are you, are you, are you, changed, man? Like, do you still

Starting point is 00:03:50 hit fast food frequently? Obviously, your mind and your rankings are going to like change, change, but I'm just curious lately. So, if I, okay, yes, I'll still eat fast food, of course. I mean, I ate Taco Bell last night. Okay. I heard it. I heard the order take place. Live on Fortnite. But I have been eating very

Starting point is 00:04:13 less, much less fast food than I have in previous times and uh my new thing is when i show up to a town i literally just google best restaurant in wherever i'm at yeah do you run into other wrestlers at that restaurant when you do that no never really never i'm the one taking them wow what is what is everybody eating catering yeah everyone's eating catering or you know post mating some bullshit they don't they don't know what they're doing okay that's what i'm I figured, you know. Wrestling catering is borderline a meme at this point, you know, for many reasons.

Starting point is 00:04:54 What does it normally contain? So there's like a big, I think there's a big misconception amongst the wrestlers on what the catering is supposed to be. Like, the catering is there for the crew, the people that are putting up and tearing down the ring. Like, they are there from literally 3, 4 a.m. until, you know, 2 a.m. breaking it down. They're in and out

Starting point is 00:05:19 same day. So, like, they need whatever the fuck they want. So wrestlers will sometimes complain that there's, you know, why we got lasagna and fried chickens? Like, because that's what they fucking want. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:30 It's like, at the end of the line, they got your white rice, plain chicken and asparagus. Eat that shit. Like, don't worry about what the other stuff is. You know those IOTI motherfuckers need their fried chicken. Well, you know, but.

Starting point is 00:05:47 You know those scabs need their fried chicken. There's a thing with like Seinfeld would wrap like every weekly episode and then they would all go out to a dinner and they would all kind of like order and try to outdo each other. Do wrestlers you guys ever like, I don't know, I figure a lot of you guys can put away some food. You guys ever try to like, well, Brody got the two pound meat plate. So I'm going to get the fucking. Three and a half. No. I mean, like, so I keep my circle small.

Starting point is 00:06:24 You know what I mean? Like I got my people that I got my dinner crew. Yeah, you're real eaters. Yeah. So it's like, and another thing is like I don't like just gluttonously eating anymore. It just I don't feel good. Colin is still. Give me a break.

Starting point is 00:06:44 It's the only thing worth doing. I'm not going to. like an all you can eat buffet. Like I'd rather go to a restaurant. Well, neither am I, unless it's, unless it's Korean, you know, or like, or Japanese. Or do, or the win or something. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:00 That's good. But even then it's like, you're not going to get the quality that you need, you know, like. Unless it's Korean or Japanese. Oh, yeah. But even like, even like a sushi spot, it's like, I'm going to go to the nice sushi spot. Yeah. 100%. I experienced a fun thing.

Starting point is 00:07:17 the other night where I took my band to a hot pot place in my neighborhood that I'm like obsessed with and they all loved it. And that's what am I. It's a good feeling. You got to be more specific though because like when you say hot pot, people think of like American hot pot and it's bullshit.

Starting point is 00:07:34 You are talking about a shabby shopper restaurant. Yeah, it's a shaboo restaurant. Yeah. Shaboo restaurant. Yeah. Oh, okay. My mistake. So there's a conveyor belt of like shit you can grab

Starting point is 00:07:44 and then it's all you can eat meat and dessert. people are thinking oh, Bo took his band to the melting pot Oh no, no, no,

Starting point is 00:07:52 yeah. No, it's a Shaboo place. They got good cheese there. No, they do not. That place is dog shit. They got the good cheese

Starting point is 00:08:00 at the melting pot. We'll start it like this. About a month, a month ago, I was, me and Emily were like, oh, let's take our kids somewhere fun.

Starting point is 00:08:09 And, uh, she's like, oh, let's try the melting pot. I always liked that when I was a kid. I'd never had it before. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:08:16 Me neither. top five worst dinners of my life. Wow. It's like hilariously bad to where like nothing was like a fit, like nothing was like gross or overcooked. It just wasn't good. And it was just like a bunch of bullshit. And then the check came and it was like $300.

Starting point is 00:08:33 And I just laughed and paid it. And it was like, I'm never coming here again. That must be the Atlanta one. Let me tell you, the Camerrio one. They got sharp cheddar, dull cheddar, et cetera. all the others American cheese Anyway what we're here for today

Starting point is 00:08:53 Listen as a traveling man You've eaten it all more so than maybe You're traveling more than any band Yeah 52 weeks a year Sometimes twice a week you're on the road Yeah I think last year I hit 120 flights or something like that Holy shit Too many

Starting point is 00:09:09 It's too many It's too many And my personal amateur opinion. So I want to find out what from your perspective as a touring wrestler the ranked

Starting point is 00:09:24 best fast food in America. As a touring wrestler. As a touring wrestler, I want the wrestling perspective of where to go. I don't know. I mean, like, I'm not a guy that's like counting macros

Starting point is 00:09:39 and like calories and stuff like that. Like obviously I'm mindful of like how I'm, going to feel the next day or but you know that's not that's not going to mean that number one across the nation of all time bleep that Stephen believe it Stephen believe it so let's let's do this yeah bleep it that's funny beep is number one um so here we are yeah we're about bow is about to go real small there he is and we are going to decide brodie kings live this is going to be live Brody Kings, fast food tier list.

Starting point is 00:10:13 So these are all the selections, and here's the tier. So it's the best, which we try to do, we try to limit to five. So only five can go in the best. And then everything else in order. And then there's a never had section if you've never had it. I feel like there's one missing already. There might be. And it's one that was like on my list.

Starting point is 00:10:36 Okay. Well, we'll put a big asterisk. When I was thinking about this question when you presented it to me, my justifications are like there's regional spots that are better than like national chains. Yes. 100%. But like, you know, I don't know. We'll get there, I guess.

Starting point is 00:10:57 You have to factor in accessibility in your decision. Absolutely. If a fast food place is open until, if the drive-thru is open until 2 a.m., that's fucking amazing. That makes it better. That makes it better. Yeah, exactly. That's part of why beep is king. Let's start from the top here.

Starting point is 00:11:18 Number one on here is Mo's. We got some white dog shit. This is dog shit. Yeah, ass, but it literally don't even put it on the list. It's going to go. It has to go. It'll go enough. Put it in half.

Starting point is 00:11:30 And then the only thing that'll go up below it is Bumpy. And I can't think of what, I can't think of what exactly the name. are, but the names of their food is maybe more offensive than the food itself. Well, it's all Seinfeld references. I don't know what it is. It's fucking dog shit. Place is crap.

Starting point is 00:11:50 It's crap from a butt and an ass. And people will be like, well, what about the queso? It's like, how much you go fuck yourself? We got the real cheese at the melting pot, buddy. We don't need this mo's crap. The best part is, is as we fill out the list, Moes will go further and

Starting point is 00:12:06 further to the right. So it just, just falls even deeper into a pit. It'll be fun. Melting Casso. Now, quite the opposite, we have my beloved Portillo's. That's right. That's right. He just did the Tony Soprano hand for the listeners at home. So the thing is, too, is we can put it somewhere and then move it, you know, as we go along. Yeah. So don't feel. And we'll reassess at the end. Yes. So what is your tier here? Do you have an S tier?

Starting point is 00:12:35 That's the best. We didn't make the list. Why does it not have an A? Yeah. Yeah, you're right. Listen, some idiot. Yeah. Some greedy idiot made this and wasn't, they were so hungry, they weren't thinking about the titles. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:12:49 So we'll just say B is your A. The best is your S. If we're, if we're, if we're reserving five for S tier. Yes. Portillo's is a strong B. Like strong strong B. We're going to reassess so that it's A, B, C. Okay.

Starting point is 00:13:06 So it's a strong A. Do you do C. Yeah, I know how the alphabet works. Well, you put an A. I know. I was joking because I'm an idiot. So we're going to do. That was good.

Starting point is 00:13:17 We're going to do the best ABCF. And where do you want to put Portillo's in A? A. Yeah. Well, I mean, it's like you go, you go to Chicago. You're going to get, okay, so where is Portillo's? Because I know there's a couple weird ones. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:34 It's Chicago. It started in the suburbs of the, Chicago and there's like 30 something restaurants in this area. There's a bunch in Indiana, Wisconsin. There's a couple in California, Texas, Arizona. I was going to say, like one like pops up in Phoenix or something like that. For spring training. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:13:55 There's a lot of shit in Arizona. There's a Lumill Nadis and there is a Portillo's in spring training because the Cubs spring train there in Arizona. And incidentally, we got Chiba Hut, which is an Arizona thing because Someone came from Arizona. And Colin didn't like it, but I... What the fuck's a Cheba Hut? Cheba Hut's a toasted

Starting point is 00:14:14 poop sub place. It's, but it's like, and I don't, you know, I hate Subway. I don't really like subs that much from a chain.

Starting point is 00:14:22 It's not why I heard you got a gift card, though. I'm rich. I don't know. Give a gift card. I'm going to, oh, next we have,

Starting point is 00:14:29 I almost feel bad. Has I been discussed on this podcast? Oh, yeah. I was like week two. Okay. Next we have something that I feel, I have, I feel bad having it so soon, but it's your beloved weiner snitzel.

Starting point is 00:14:43 Brother. I love weiner snitchel. Stephen, clip the first three words of that. Thank you. Where's that, where is your beloved wiener going? Okay, this is another tough one. Like, I can't put it as to here. That's, that's just crazy.

Starting point is 00:15:06 It's just not true. It's just not true. It's just not. I don't even know if I can play an eight tier because it's like, here's a thing. I'm not eating Wiener Central every day. I'm not even eating it once a month. Yeah. But when you get that fucking craving for a chili cheese dog,

Starting point is 00:15:22 holy shit. Like, you're going to order the 10 for 10 and you're going to hurt yourself that night. Is it 10? The fucking what? What's the deal? It was like 10 chili, chili dogs.

Starting point is 00:15:38 For $10. They also had like a mixing match, and it might have been a little bit more, but you could get a chili dog, a chili burger, or a corn dog, and you can get whatever amount of those for this amount of money. Holy shit. Wow. The gimmick is that when you put the cheese on it, it's been like $30, but. Oh. Oh. Whatever.

Starting point is 00:15:59 I haven't had this in probably 15 years. I've never had it. When was the last time you straight up had, we understood? When I lived in California, like, fucking. four years ago, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, yeah, it's, uh,

Starting point is 00:16:11 I love it. I know a lot of people don't get it, but I'll put it, put it in the B. Okay. That, you know, I really respect the objectivity there. Same.

Starting point is 00:16:23 I know it was hard. Wiener-Snitzel is hard. It's also hard in, especially in the valley, because there's better options. Like, I love a Wiener-Sitial, but I'm going to go to Cupid's

Starting point is 00:16:36 or, you know, any other chili dog spot. You know, the one by the Northridge one close. Cupid's, really? Wow. It's devastating. Only the Daglass one is rebates. When we finished mass murder, we went there and we each ate six chili cheese dogs. That is a fact.

Starting point is 00:16:55 And we felt awful. That is a fact. And then the one we did the Nudy Mac demo, I ate six and finished Shannon's. And that was the day where I said, I think I'm going to, I got to change. I had a picture of me from John Caution's like, would it be a wedding shower? I don't, that doesn't make sense, right? It's a bridal shower.

Starting point is 00:17:22 What's like a, like a gruel shower? Yeah, it was like, it was like a, hey, we're getting married barbecue kind of thing. Yeah. And there was a picture of me where I'm holding a slice of watermelon. I'll send it to Stephen. Here it is. that was the moment where I said, I'm going to do something different.

Starting point is 00:17:38 And that's when I went keto and lost like 60 pounds. Exactly. That was the same thing for the six and a half chili dogs. I ate from Cupid's RIP. I know that both you love to talk about having body dysmorphia. And you guys don't have to be in a tag team with Buddy Matthews. I really don't. With the fucking,

Starting point is 00:17:59 the greatest body ever crafted by. And for those of you that don't know who I'm talking. about. Here he is. There he was. Thank you, Stephen. He looks like he, man, and I have to stay next to him. It doesn't matter how good a shape I get in. I'm not going to look like that.

Starting point is 00:18:15 And he only looks better in person. Oh, really? Fuck. It's crazy. Oh, really? You look like you could pop him in person. Yeah, but he somehow has, like, the physique where he's not, like, super vainy either, where it's like, gross?

Starting point is 00:18:31 No, he looks, he looks unbelievable. He looks like he was drawn by. fucking Jim Lee Romita yeah John Romita Jr. Yeah if I

Starting point is 00:18:41 if I was on the trios team with him they'd be a regular tag team real quick because I'd be dead there's no way

Starting point is 00:18:49 I could deal with it Jesus Christ we got sheets next but yeah Brody give us your thoughts here so sheets is great

Starting point is 00:19:01 I like that you can be okay so this is what I was worried about I was worried about your newfound love for fine cuisine, kind of tainting the memories of fast. It's not newfound. Well, you know what I'm. But a relatively newfound ability to always have fine cuisine.

Starting point is 00:19:21 Yeah, okay. There we go. Yeah, it's better. You know, would taint kind of the memories of all this fast food. And I love that you're being as objective as you're being. It makes me very happy. Brother, if you don't think that I'm still going to a QT and getting a hot dog, like,

Starting point is 00:19:34 Some things don't change, you know what I mean? Fuck, yeah. See, love it. Don't forget the struggle. Don't forget the sheets, you know? Wow. Outstanding. I do like sheets.

Starting point is 00:19:48 I used to think that I like sheets more than Wawa. I now think that I like Wawa more than sheets. Same. But, you know, it's still a great brand. Like if you're, like you said, if you're middle of the night, you need some food, it's not a bad option. to no no we're you can get you can get a bowl of soup you can get a sandwich you can get whatever you need we're fried treats yeah are better than wawa's like sides i will say yeah i think they have the fried mac and cheese yeah yeah that's what it was sub for sub come on yeah yeah yeah but it's

Starting point is 00:20:23 still i'm psyched to go there when when it's around put it in beef okay uh i'm gonna put it below wiener chisel yeah i feel like this is gonna get dicing yeah well you just we're gonna Reassess everything and you're going to move some stuff around. It happens. Now, Wings Over is next. This is a northeast regional chain that I grew up eating. Oh, did you?

Starting point is 00:20:46 Okay. Okay. Yeah. I've never had it. I never had it. I don't know what that is. So we're going to put it in never had. Wing stopped better.

Starting point is 00:20:53 Okay. Ooh, this is going to be a heated topic next. Skyline chili. I don't know if I've ever had it. Which is crazy because it's like I've, I've been on tour my entire adult life almost. Yeah, right, right.

Starting point is 00:21:08 I think I've probably only had it once or twice. I'm very curious where you would stand on it. Because it's chili, it's Kony's made, but the chili is made with chocolate and cinnamon. What the fuck? Yeah. I know. I mean, okay. See, my reaction when eating it is what the fuck?

Starting point is 00:21:28 And then they tell me, there's chocolate and cinnamon. I go, well, why do they, why? Just make chili. So what kind of chili? is it? It's meaty. Yeah. It looks like, you know, the Hormels, but there's chocolate and cinnamon in there. I don't know about that. If you have like a, like a chunky chili, like a homemade and you put some cinnamon and chocolate, like maybe that, you know, maybe that kicks, but mass produced. I don't know what that. I'm personally dying to try it again as a as a as a frontal lobe developed. adult. Yeah, you, you tried Indian food for the first time. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 00:22:09 Shout out. Law merch, Studio City. I hate you so much. I hate you so much. Trust me. No, you should go there. You know, you know where you should go. There's a really good place right next to CBS called Gangadon on Ventura place. Right next to fucking McConnell's. McConnell's?

Starting point is 00:22:28 Yes, right next to it. Dude, that might be closed. I think it's Prince Street now. Oh, that place was awesome. that was my go-to Indian spot well I'll take it a long merge next time you're here okay fuck you up dude but yeah RIP that and welcome okay hang on we gotta take a pause here so

Starting point is 00:22:47 yeah one time that what is the what's the pizza spot 736 the numbers oh 786 degrees yeah fuckers place is fucking great place is awesome they have all kinds of crazy pizzas Palindore sucks you go fuck that place I'm like why He goes, they had the worst pizza I've ever tasted in my life. Chicken teakam masala pizza.

Starting point is 00:23:10 I don't want that shit. No, no, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. It wasn't the worst pizza I've ever tasted. It was the attitude. Because when you, they go, trust me, you don't want the margarita or the pepperoni. And I was like, you're only as good as your margarita.

Starting point is 00:23:25 And they're like, listen, man. Okay. If you order what, if you don't get what they're, if they recommend you something, and you don't like it, they say they'll make you something else for free. So I let them order me the ticam masala one. I tried it. I tried it. I didn't like it.

Starting point is 00:23:45 I 100%. I tried it. Didn't like it. And they said like, okay, we'll come back next time. We'll get you something else. There will be it next time. This is when Colin literally only ate wing stop and pepperoni pizza. Like the fact that he was somehow conned into getting a teakomasas.

Starting point is 00:24:04 solid pizza is beyond me. Yeah, just shocked. He already, he already knew he wasn't going to like it. I'm not going to argue with this guy for a 16th minute. I'd already spent 15 doing it. And to set the record straight, that pizza is amazing. It's fine. I've gone again and I had it again. I think it's fine. I don't think it's five star, like, flawless Yelp rating.

Starting point is 00:24:27 No, I don't think so either. What is up with that? I don't know. People will be lying, you know. Yeah. People will be lying. 786 degrees in Sun Valley. It's fine. It's good.

Starting point is 00:24:40 It's good. Every time I go, I somehow, I somehow ordered 10 pizzas. I don't know how. I've seen it happen. Yeah. Quiznos. Yeah. Throw that shit right next to Mowles, baby.

Starting point is 00:24:55 Put it in the butt section. You just don't ever need it. And then so. Can you rename F? But. shit from a butt. Yeah. I feel like it would be easier for me to just throw all of the Eps in

Starting point is 00:25:06 and then we go from there. That's actually kind of true because next up we got my favorite New York slice. Sabarro. Dude, in mid-mall and a pinch, the stromboli goes. The fact that you've had the stromboli is wild. Yeah, I don't need the slice. Give me the stromboli in the back, sir. Give me the lobster stromboli, the one from the freezer.

Starting point is 00:25:30 No joke. They have baked Like baked Ziti And that's better than any of the pizza Because I mean you can't really fuck that up You know Because that's just frozen from the Samarro factory in Pakistan

Starting point is 00:25:45 I wish I wish there was another tier Undersea that was just like I'll eat it Because that's kind of where that's kind of where Sparrow's goes That can be what C means That could be what C means yeah Yeah but I feel like there is some stuff that I like

Starting point is 00:26:00 sort of. Okay, yeah. We'll make the C tier, I'll eat it, I guess. So is that Sparrow? Yeah. Yeah, I mean, that is true. Like, if I'm at a mall

Starting point is 00:26:12 and there's just all bullshit, like no chains and the only recognizable one is Sabarro, I will consider it for sure. I'm getting that's from Bolie. I'm going to Aunt Danes and fucking eat the pretzel. Dude, the other day, Taylor and I have been talking about

Starting point is 00:26:28 Korean corn dogs for a while. And we were at some, what? I love him so much. Oh, yeah, dude. We were at a mall near, we're at Griny Mills near the Six Flags here. And she was like, well, I guess I'm going to get Samarro because we didn't recognize anything. And then I saw, it was called Mr. Mr. Cow.

Starting point is 00:26:49 And it was a Korean corn dog place. And I literally was calling her and yelling across the food court because I knew. No. And I was like, and I went over and like, she had just tapped her card and bought a slap. She got a corn dog anyway Yeah, exactly. That's, oh no, I got a double dip. Cudoba is next.

Starting point is 00:27:09 What a pile of shit this place is, huh? Yeah, yeah, throw it in the mows. Oh, my God. Really? That low. Yeah, okay. This is a place that I don't think you could, I don't think you could pay me to eat Kudoba or Mose in 2020.

Starting point is 00:27:23 I will, for anyone out there, I will say that Kudoba is a little better than most. Kudoba has some stuff that's actually. okay. I'm not going to say it's good. It's not even close to Chipotle and I know how you feel about Chipotle, Colin. I love Chipotle. Sadly, I'll never know. Tread. Sadly for Kudoba, I'll never

Starting point is 00:27:44 have to know. Enjoy it. Here's some more bullshit. Pot belly. Pott belly is pretty good. Out of the toasted sub ones, it is better, for sure. Throw it and B. Like, that's a strong B. Really? Whoa. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. Because if C is I'll eat it. Pop belly is like, oh, there's a pot belly. Yeah. I'm not mad about it.

Starting point is 00:28:05 I got it. Wow. Fascinating. That is fascinating. This is great already because I honestly, I was afraid that you're going to be like, it's bullshit, it's bullshit, it's bullshit, you know. I'm real, he's a real eater, dude. I'm so happy. Yeah. Real eater. Noodles and company is next.

Starting point is 00:28:25 I've never had it. Oh, dude. Oh, dude. It's so good. I'm a big fan. So good. They got noodles and stuff? They got every noodle.

Starting point is 00:28:34 Yeah, like Asian, American, Italian, like whatever kind they like have little, and you could build a bowl or whatever. It's like Chipotle, but of pasta. I mean, I'm going to put it in the fucking never had it, never going to have it probably. Like all of those things, I'm going to go to the other, I'm going to go to an Italian restaurant. I'm going to go to a Chinese restaurant. Dude, I like noodles and company. more than Olive Garden. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:02 Yeah. I'm never going to Olive Garden. Yeah, but if you had to. It's pretty good. No, it's not. We've toured Italy together. What do you mean? We've done the tour.

Starting point is 00:29:10 We've taken the tour. Several tours. Listen, we've done a lot of things that I probably would never do again. Yeah. The getting individual party Pazookies at BJs is probably the fat,

Starting point is 00:29:26 fuckest, greediest thing I've ever done in the whole life. What is the, that. I don't even know what that is. Bo, the party Pizuki feeds 16 people. No, what's a Pizuiki? It's about this big. And it's a freshly

Starting point is 00:29:39 baked cookie with a giant scoop of ice cream on it. The party Pizuki is the size of the pizza, which is like 12 inches. No, it serves 16 people. The individual one serves one to two. It's not meant to be consumed by a single person. Me, Colin, and

Starting point is 00:29:58 our friend Goosey, each got our own and Goosey is diabetic and he just started going I don't feel so good Yeah At the end of the meal was like Oh fuck I'm diabetic What

Starting point is 00:30:12 What? That's crazy San Fernando Valley legend Goosey Jimmy Johns is next I love Jimmy John's You guys all love You do too don't you call

Starting point is 00:30:26 I love I worship the ground that James James James John walks home. Yeah. It's really interesting to me because it was always here growing up, so I never really thought about it. Dude. The Italian nightclub is one of the greatest sandwiches in the world.

Starting point is 00:30:39 There's going to be a strong theme throughout this podcast, and it's Brody-like sandwiches. I fuck with the sandwich. Dude. Put Jimmy John in A. And you know what? I can see Jersey Mikes is next. Put it in A, too. Dude.

Starting point is 00:30:56 And, okay, now Jersey Mikes over or under? Jimmy Johns. You know, different days, different feels. Jimmy Johns ain't got that relish, brother. They don't. Jimmy Johns literally has that relish. Well, no, they actually do. They do have a shake up a relish.

Starting point is 00:31:14 Yeah. Oh, okay. The bread at Jersey mics, though, is the best part. Really? See, I prefer the Jimmy John's bread. It's softer. Oh, see, I like some, I like some girth to my bread, you know? Well, I mean, there ain't nothing better than all about it.

Starting point is 00:31:29 the bread, you know? Like that crunch with the soft inside. That's what I'm saying. And like, Jimmy Johns to me is closer than that than Jersey mics. Jimmy Johns has the relish? They've got their own. They have to get that. If you ask for add hot peppers. Okay.

Starting point is 00:31:45 I never knew that, but that's fantastic. That kind of changes the game. I know. The Italian nightclub add hot peppers is my favorite fast food sandwich in the whole world. I might get that today. That sounds great. I can't wait for that text.

Starting point is 00:32:02 Brody loves sandwiches is the headline here. Next up we have not really fast food, but kind of. It's IHOP. International House of Pancakes. So I find myself eating more I hop than I ever thought I would. Really? Strictly because there's one very close to my house. And my kids, it's easy.

Starting point is 00:32:24 It's easy for the kids. You get a smiley face pancake or whatever. Like, I'm not going. going there and eating. It's like, no. Fuck, no. That's a war zone. Right. I'm post-maiding that thing. I'm not going to tell nobody I did it. Put it in the, I'll eat it. Okay.

Starting point is 00:32:41 Number C. Yeah. I will say. Their Colorado omelet kind of goes, even though it has like 4,000 calories. Perfect. The thing that I always hated about IHOP when we were like teenagers who just wanted, because they were open late, so that was cool and you needed like a place to go or whatever. It was in the same tier as a diner or Denny's or like Waffle House or whatever, but it was the most expensive.

Starting point is 00:33:06 IHOP is like not cheap comparatively to the others in the... Well, Denny's is just like borderline. It was like McDonald's dollar menu pricing our whole lives. Incredible. The last time I sat down in an IHop, me and Morgado went there at like 2 o'clock in the morning after a wrestling show. And it was in D.C., I think. and a bug literally crawled up on the table

Starting point is 00:33:28 and we said, yep, they're out. It's walking away. Now, do you remember the freezing cold Denny's in Louisville? Oh, my God. Maybe the worst meal, but also most hilarious meal ever. Nobody believes me. Please describe it.

Starting point is 00:33:48 Yeah. So first, for the reason we had to go there was because of the Waffle House. We walked up to the Waffle House. There are a bunch of balloons just were by you. All of the people, all of the employees are walking. Oh, no, there's a bunch of customers walking back. And they're like, manager locked themselves in the office. They're not open.

Starting point is 00:34:12 We're like, what? And there was this can't eat there, dude. Manager locked himself in and won't come out. And this is the same Waffle House where a year prior, we were approached by a pimp, who said, I got three bitches and one of them bad. This is the same exact Waffle House.

Starting point is 00:34:30 And there was a hotel right next to it. Oh. So we had to go to this freezing cold Denny's where the heater was broken. The kitchen staff is straight up in parkas and mittens. Our waitress is in

Starting point is 00:34:45 fucking a t-shirt and like leggings. And we are, us, we're like, five fucking, and 250 plus pound men are like

Starting point is 00:34:57 in multiple jackets and we're just like like your your food comes from the oven to the table and it's already like cold and this is after I was in the backseat of the van screaming no denies no

Starting point is 00:35:12 and they wouldn't listen the Collins just begrudgingly shoveling food in his mouth furious devastated it was unbelievable It was the worst experience of my whole life. Was it an LDB or something? Dead of winter in Louisville, Kentucky.

Starting point is 00:35:30 Yeah, it's cold. Bad times. No heat. Was that the one we played together, I wonder? It was the, it was the 2022 one. It was the one that someone got shot at. Yeah, yeah, 2020. At the bar.

Starting point is 00:35:44 Yeah. Oh, that happened? Yeah, I think a security guard got shot. He's fine. Everything's fine. Oh, all right. See you next year. Firehouse subs is next.

Starting point is 00:35:58 Nah. Do you something down it? No, no. It's a sandwich, man. Yeah. They got a really good honey ham for some reason. Oh,

Starting point is 00:36:06 really? Whoa. Oh, really? Put it in steep. Yeah. I'll eat it. Okay. So during the pandemic,

Starting point is 00:36:18 whenever I would do New Japan Strong shows, they would always have firehouse subs, cater it. And for some reason, I was like, oh, they're, I was happy when the firehouse is there. Okay. Interesting. There's one on Van Nuys Boulevard. I've never been to or it's on Sepulveda.

Starting point is 00:36:36 Never been to. Never will. Well, that's the thing. Like, that's one of those foods where if it shows up and it's free, you're like, oh, okay. But like, if you're like, I'm never going to go there. I got I, Papa K. Rico right there, brother. I'm going to get a Cuban. You know, I'm not going to fucking firehouse subs.

Starting point is 00:36:53 I love Cuban. Who needs it? Steak and Shake is up next. A Midwest classic. Good smash burger. Yes. Yeah. Dude.

Starting point is 00:37:02 And so affordable. Place is good. Open really late. Good. $20. Yeah. Put it in B. If C is I'll eat it.

Starting point is 00:37:11 I would gladly eat a steak late at night. Yeah. Amen. It's like bottom of B, but definitely deservingly. Yeah. Great spot. Great spot.

Starting point is 00:37:18 Do they have a four for four menu? Wow. In 2020. even Wendy's don't have that anymore. It's crazy. I love steak and shit. Like, I never eat it, but I like, I love it. You're down with it. Yeah, I got you. They have terrible fries, but that's funny. Torchie's Tacos is next. Nobody's ever been here, so.

Starting point is 00:37:38 Where is it? No. I don't know. No idea. Texas, maybe. Yeah. Taco Cabana is next, which is in Texas. Never had that either. You're better off. El Pollo Loco is next. I know you had that. Yeah, I love El Pollo Loco. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:55 That's a strong beat. And I feel like that's like a nostalgia food for me too. Like whenever it was like, what are we eating for dinner? And mom didn't want to cook. It's like, eh, go to a point of local. I don't know. And it's only gotten better. Really?

Starting point is 00:38:09 Yeah. Yeah. It's a strong, like, you know, healthier option too because you can just get a rotissory chicken and it's good. Fuck yeah. Or just they got like bowls now and shit. Do you want that right below winner? We will do. I'll move that now, but when we've put everything on, we'll go back and then we'll order them.

Starting point is 00:38:29 Yeah. Sounds good. At the first Sound and Fury that we did, 2022, there, I was in, my hotel was in downtown L.A. And like, across the street. That's not the first Sound of Fury you did, but that's right. No, that Harlord did. That Harleur did. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 00:38:45 And across the street from my very sketchy hotel that we booked last minute was an El Pollo and I was asking Colin, like, is this good? And he was like, absolutely, get this, this. I started to walk over and just immediately, like, I did the Abe Simpson. Because, like, the street was alive. Just like, yeah. Dude, it was fucking walking dudes out there. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:39:07 Well, here's a real piece of shit up next. It is Sonic. What do you think of Sonic? So Sonic is like, you know, in the drink tier, it's like incredible. In the ice cream is not bad. Like, yeah. dude if it drinks alone i'm going i couldn't tell you what a single food tastes like

Starting point is 00:39:28 nope so i don't i don't even know what to do with this one i can tell you what it tastes like and it's the name of one of our tears shit from a butt but does it like i'll gladly go there when they had their half-priced drinks or whatever the fuck it is and that makes it see but here's the thing does an apple slushy make a burger worth buying?

Starting point is 00:39:53 No, but you don't have to buy it. If something's worth buying, then it makes it worth buying. And like that's it. It's just standing on the strength of its strengths. Okay. Yeah, see. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:03 I think that's fair. There needs to be a tear like, I'll drink it. This is, this is in C for the drinks. Sonic, if you're watching, you ain't shit. You got drinks. Do better.

Starting point is 00:40:20 Yeah, that's all you got. and that's all you'll ever have. All right. Church's chicken is up next. The real dark horse of the chicken category. Good. Yeah. Good, not great.

Starting point is 00:40:32 It's the Papa Johns of fried chicken. You know? Really well said, actually. Yeah. Yeah. But come on. God, we need more tears here. Oh, I can add another tier.

Starting point is 00:40:43 See? Yeah. I can add a D and we can make D as I'll eat it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Add a D. throw some ds on that bitch

Starting point is 00:40:53 I got three bitches and one of them bad imagine that's your slogan you're like I got three only one of them good at what they do though crazy man at Waffle House to guys who are hungry at 2 in the morning you know we're like what so this is I'll eat it now oh you can make other tears you yeah yeah we just did it we don't make another one that says

Starting point is 00:41:17 I'll drink it So churches will put in C And then is there any from B that we don't want to move down to C? Pop belly, maybe? Stake and check perhaps. Pop belly, steak and shake, yeah. Yeah, I think even sheets probably. Okay.

Starting point is 00:41:36 Yeah. Yeah, because we're talking like, yes, versus like, okay. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, okay. Okay, versus. Big one next. Yeah, this is a big one for me. I don't know how you feel about it.

Starting point is 00:41:47 Colvers is next. I like Culver's. Yes. Their ice cream is great. The concretes are great. Great. This is like another like, I'm going there for the ice cream, not for the food. Okay.

Starting point is 00:42:01 But the burger's pretty fucking good. It's not bad. Hell a lot better than Wooda Burger. I'll tell you that much. 100%. Let me tell you something. Let me tell you something. I don't know if I've told Colin this.

Starting point is 00:42:12 I don't know if you know this. Last year, they made the switch from Pepsi to. Coke nationwide. It's big. That's big. That's a beautiful thing. You never see that. If you don't have Baja Blast, that's big. You're really taking your business serious when you do that, you know?

Starting point is 00:42:30 That's what I'm saying. Yeah. No slide on Taco Bell. They can do whatever they want. They are kind of the Midwest, like Great Lakes in and out where it's like a lot of young kids work there. No, no, no, no. I mean, I mean, I mean, ethically.

Starting point is 00:42:44 I'm not talking about food. I'm saying young kids, work there. It's kind of like a good starter job and they get paid well. It's one of those kinds of places around here. Put Culver's in C. Okay. That's fair. It's a B for me. Yeah. High B. It would be a B for me also. High B? Yeah, I love, I think the burger is good and I like they got like mozzarella stick. Yeah, they got awesome sides. So good. If you got a mozzarella stick, you're a, you're a B unless you're Sonic. They also have a proprietary diet root beer. The own root beer. It's sick.

Starting point is 00:43:19 Pretty good. Checkers is up next. What a pile of shit this is, huh? Yeah. They got a decent fry, but that's about it. That's all they got, though. If that's all you got, fuck you. Yeah. Throw them the fucking

Starting point is 00:43:33 shit from a butt. Damn. We're lumping rallies and checkers together, yeah? Rallies might be on here, but it's shit. That's the same butt. Same butt is shitting. One butt. R. B's is next.

Starting point is 00:43:49 They have the meat. Throw it in D. I'll eat it. Yeah. Dude, that's a perfect answer. You're absolutely right. Great curly fry. Great, great. Yeah. Perhaps the greatest.

Starting point is 00:44:00 Yeah. Maybe the greatest, yeah. But sometimes you get the fucking the beef and cheddar and it's just like mush. Yeah. God, damn. It's a risk, but lower the fries. I'm also just not like everything has to be closed for me to go to RVs.

Starting point is 00:44:18 Okay. Like, fair. So it's like bottom of D. It's like literally. Yeah. All right. All right.

Starting point is 00:44:25 Fine. Now, we got a banger right here. And it's, it was just been announced that it's coming to Los Angeles, I think end of this year. Wow. Bojangles.

Starting point is 00:44:35 Wow. I debuted in the Bojangles arena. Hell yeah. So, so S? Bojangles is not that high. for me. I'd say C. Dude. Okay.

Starting point is 00:44:50 You gotta give another shot. I would say it's... Where are they mostly? Like, so this whole tour we have coming up in a few days is like all south. So the Bojangles Arena is in North Carolina or South Carolina. Perfect. That's like the second show is North Carolina.

Starting point is 00:45:08 Yeah, they're everywhere. I'm going to revisit. The breakfast, the biscuit, incredible. The chicken, amazing. I would say it's right below Popeyes, which is Popeyes is close to S here, you know? Stray.

Starting point is 00:45:22 Yeah. But when it's not, when it's not, it's not like there. I mean, it is made in malice often. There's a, there's a Popeyes

Starting point is 00:45:30 very close to my house that we refuse to order from because it is always awful. Oh, dude. Possibly the word, it would be fun to do like best customer,

Starting point is 00:45:40 like chick filet to Popeyes like fast food customer service experiences because I don't think I've ever had a poor experience at a Chick-fil-A. And I don't think I've ever had a good experience at a Popeyes. No, but dude, you ever ordered the Black and Chicken? Dude, they hate you. It's made to order.

Starting point is 00:45:57 So they're literally like in the back, like, making it, looking at you, like, why, what the fuck is your, why would you order this? Eat some breading. Why would you do this to me? That's crazy. Baja Fresh is next, some real crap. That's some airport trash, dude.

Starting point is 00:46:14 used to be all over the valley Really? Yeah I don't eat that shit No No The Sherman Oaks one is a Dave's hot chicken now Which should be on here

Starting point is 00:46:26 And should be Oh Very high Big fan You know how to Dave's hot chicken D's rips dude No It's fine

Starting point is 00:46:32 Really Listen It's my same Fucking issue With raisin canes Or whatever else They got fucking chicken Tenders

Starting point is 00:46:41 It's all white meat I don't need that bullshit in my life Give me some fucking dark meat. Dude, you know I agree with you with Keynes, but I think Dave's is like leagues beyond because they season it so much that it makes up for the white. It's fine.

Starting point is 00:46:57 There's the spicy much better. I know there's better. I agree with you there. But Dave set the standard for what fast food could be. For fast food hot chicken. It's not, how is Dave's really fast food though? We'll call it accelerated.

Starting point is 00:47:13 Because it's everywhere now. It's, yeah, it's more of a Chipotle. Yeah. They did it, man. They're all over. Yeah, we got them. Dave has a ride. I don't know what Penn Station is.

Starting point is 00:47:25 Me neither. It says East Coast subs, though, so Brody's going to love it. I don't know what the other one is either. PDQ, yeah, we haven't had that. Or Swenson's? I don't know what that is either. I think Swenson's is sweets. Oh, here we go, dude.

Starting point is 00:47:40 Long John Silvers. Nope No I don't know I'm gonna let Emily and fucking Lana Go there and eat their fucking fish fillets Nope

Starting point is 00:47:52 Throw it away Hush puppies Shiver me timbers It's long John Silvers You couldn't fucking pay me You couldn't pay me a million dollars I think You couldn't sell me

Starting point is 00:48:03 Yeah No Quite the opposite Boston market dude I'm shipping off to Boston You know Nah No

Starting point is 00:48:11 Wow. Wow. Oh, man. That's the... Mine just closed, and I blame myself, honestly. I'm going to fucking Kassu and getting a rotisserie chicken over that shit. Fair. Yeah, but dude, even just the, like,

Starting point is 00:48:23 even just the, like, hot turkey sandwich was so fucking good. I just... No, there's no point for me. I'm out. So you wouldn't even eat it. All my Bostonians, I apologize. It's shit from a butt? I mean, it's just...

Starting point is 00:48:39 I'm... Be honest here. It's not shit from a butt, but I just have no use for it. Yeah, but it's so good. You don't have used for Sparrow either, you know, really. It's mall food. There's always a, there's always a use for mall food. You're not wrong.

Starting point is 00:48:56 You're not wrong. That's utility food. You're at a utility tier is pretty good. All right. Some real absolute crap. Next is Roy Rogers. They'll fucking. I don't know where to put fucking, where did you put it?

Starting point is 00:49:10 Roy Rogers? No, no, no, the last, the last fucking... I put it at the bottom of, I'll eat it. Bottom of D. Okay. Okay. Because, like... Why don't even want what the fuck Roy Rogers is?

Starting point is 00:49:20 Roy Rogers is chicken. It's crap. And it's only in fucking rest stops, like, on the East Coast, like, off the interstates. And Canada, I think? Yeah, it's crap. Abysmal. We should have stopped at Roy Rogers. I don't know what Schlotsky's is either.

Starting point is 00:49:37 Now, Schlotsky's is a... We have them here. I don't know if they're elsewhere, but it's a deli that you would fuck with. It's a sandwich place. It's great. But maybe I have had it. They serve sandwiches?

Starting point is 00:49:49 Yeah. Yeah. Put it in a. He's going back. I'll tell you. What about Blimpie? You had that? I don't think so.

Starting point is 00:49:59 Put it at the bottom of shit from above. It doesn't matter. It's the worst. Blumpy is catching strays on our show every time. We got a It's a big one of the greats We got heavy hitters like all coming up Pretty much

Starting point is 00:50:15 We got Waffle House next B tier Solid B tier I love Waffle House I'm never upset about going to Waffle House Yep It's you get the What the fuck is it?

Starting point is 00:50:27 The All Star All Star Is that what it is? Yep You're the All Star with a pecan waffle And a peanut butter waffle Dude yeah Your day is good

Starting point is 00:50:35 I recently had Exactly that waffle combo for the first time, like with the peanut butter chefs and it was so fucking good. You can get a steak and eggs, they'll make up the price on the spot. It's great. I once went to a Waffle House with PCO and he tried to order chicken and vegetables.

Starting point is 00:50:55 And they just said, we don't got that. And he just goes, you don't have vegetables? He's French Canadian. And they're like, we got some onions and tomatoes. And he's like, okay, I'll have that. He just had a fucking little shitty plate of honey and tomatoes. Oh, my God. Did you hear about the time, Brody, that Hardler was at Furnace Fest and we went to, like,

Starting point is 00:51:17 the most chaotic one under a hospital in Birmingham, Alabama. A waffle house under a hospital. And. Sounds live. And how many people ate six, six people? Six people. Take a guess on what a six person bill would normally be at a waffle house, all combined. $65.

Starting point is 00:51:36 Right. That's about what I would guess too. What did she try to, what did Ms. Portia? Miss Portia says, do you want to know what your total was? And I'm almost say no. Because I'm like, it's fine, Miss Portia. Don't worry. I got you.

Starting point is 00:51:48 And she looks at me and I goes, it's $200. And I said, well, no, it's definitely not. And she said, yeah, that don't sound right. And Colin stood there with his phone calculator with this lady. No, on her manual calculator, because she kept hitting clear. Instead of plus. And I was like, Ms. Portia, let me help you out here. She just made a little number.

Starting point is 00:52:11 I calculated it myself. And she was like, yeah, that looks right. It was like $74 or something. It was like completely different. It's just like, dude, that was awesome. Ms. Porsche, if you're out there, I'm not mad at you. It was really funny. Jack in the Box is next.

Starting point is 00:52:28 Jack in the Box holds a special place in my heart. It was a, I used to eat it a lot when I was a kid because it was cheap. Yeah. Yeah. the fucking tacos are... It's a dollar for two. Cappos alone, put it in a nest here, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:52:43 What's funny is, we didn't have Jack in the Box here, but Burger King did Jack in the Box tacos essentially, two for a dollar. So I can imagine, and when I was young and could scrounge up $2, that's what we would go and get at the Burger King by me. So I can, like, totally empathize with that, like, dude, they got tacos. Jack in the box next to like a high school.

Starting point is 00:53:05 Yeah. Chaos. Dude. I was going to say my order in high school was six tacos and a curly fry. Like, unbelievable. And that's five dollars. It used to be up there from me because of the steak and cheddar chibata. That,

Starting point is 00:53:20 the, what is it? The sourdough jack is a great fucking sandwich. Mm-hmm. Put it in C. I love jack in the box. I think that's fair. People hate on it.

Starting point is 00:53:32 People act like it's dog shit, but they don't know what they're doing. Also, their marketing in the 90s was unbeatable. Dude, the guy with the head? Jack. Yeah. Yes. Jack.

Starting point is 00:53:46 The guy with the head. Jack Box. Oh, Mr. Box. Yeah. White Castle is next. You're either getting, this is a real Duncan situation where it's, it's gold or it's like, oh, this is human shit. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:06 I'm not going there. Yeah. Shit from about 100%. Okay. Wow. Strong. That's a strong. It's a strong, hard stance.

Starting point is 00:54:13 Oh, God. Oh, man. Don't even fucking... Controversial pick. So here's the thing. We just tried it again. Oh, you just did this. Oh, you just did this.

Starting point is 00:54:25 Yeah. It can't, it, it, it is shit from a butt. But it is also the only thing fucking open in the San Antonio airport at five o'clock in the morning. Sure. So therefore I will eat it. So it has a utility. I love the utility tier. That's so good.

Starting point is 00:54:45 Utility. Dude, honestly, utility tier is strong. Like, yeah. You're like, fuck.

Starting point is 00:54:50 Yeah, I guess. Here's the thing, man. If Sonic's getting the rub for their drinks, yeah, Waterburger has to get a rub for the spicy kitchen. It's the only thing they have.

Starting point is 00:55:00 Yeah. And I'm sick. I'm sick of the fucking debate of in and out and Wooderberger. It's not even close. It's not even close. It's not even a lot. on the same level.

Starting point is 00:55:09 Dude, Waterburger doesn't even toast the buns. Like, they just give you bread. They are dog shit Burger King. Like, it is the worst of the worst. Yeah. Their burger doesn't taste like meat. There's no honor in Waterburger. In and out has honor.

Starting point is 00:55:25 The bun tastes stale. Yeah, it tastes. Nothing's good. I didn't like the fucking Dr. Pepper shake. I didn't like any of it. And I'm a diehard Dr. Pepper man. Yeah. Hey, everybody from Texas listening, though,

Starting point is 00:55:36 we love you. Thank you for coming to the show. We appreciate you so much. You're all wrong. It's not good. Yeah. It's not good. I have an elevated power.

Starting point is 00:55:52 It's not fucking good. There's the sentence. The spicy ketchup is a top three condiment of all time. It's great. Yes. I'll give you that. Next up we have Subway. I'll go ahead and take care of that for you there.

Starting point is 00:56:06 People are going to go, though. People are going to go, well, what about the chicken tender sandwich? you're like, it's called what a burger. Yeah. You can't, you can't be like, well, what about the chicken? You're like, it's always what about the honey butter chicken biscuit or whatever? It's like, well, I know. I mean, I can't even put spicy ketchup on that.

Starting point is 00:56:23 What's the point? Bo just sneakily put subway and shit from a butt. How do you feel about that? Oh, yeah, I mean, unless. Unless. Here's the thing. I will give it utility tier because I do understand. I fucking hate it, but I understand.

Starting point is 00:56:44 I think utility tier makes it a more interesting conversation. Have you seen me do chip dinner instead of subway? As many times. As have I. So I, for me, it's shit from a butt. I'm not wavering. But unless you get a meatball sub on the rosemary parmesan with pepperoni on it, toasted. You know, it, you know, it's hard to fuck up.

Starting point is 00:57:07 It's hard to fuck up a meatball sub. when I go to Sheets or Wawa, that's exactly what I get. The Wawa one is unbelievable, though. Add some provolone. Forget it. But yeah, I'm not eating Subway ever, like, ever, ever. I'm not needing that unless it's my, the thing I get. That shit, that shit is open in loves and at 4 a.m., I'm eating chips for dinner.

Starting point is 00:57:31 Every time, every single time. I'll get a protein bar and whatever. Great cookie. Great cookie. outstanding cookie. All time great cookie. It's literally like Crumble, insomnia, subway. Subway, yeah, 100%.

Starting point is 00:57:47 People hate on Crumble, man, but my God. I don't know. Dude, what the fuck is people's problems, man? Like, yes, there are better options. Yes, like, whatever. It's fucking good. Their chocolate chip cookie is fucking good. It's putting small bakeries out of business.

Starting point is 00:58:03 Yeah, sure. I feel for them. It's good. Well, people whine about the, like, It's like undercooked or whatever. It's like that's the cookie dough is the best. That's the point. We got crazy Carl up next.

Starting point is 00:58:17 A tier. Straight up. Dude, straight up. Underrated burger. A tier. Wow. This is like maybe they have one of my all-time favorite burgers, but it was like it was my favorite as a kid and I still love it now.

Starting point is 00:58:33 The Western Bacon Cheeseburger is undefeated. That's the one I hear mentioned all this. time. Is it barbecue and onion ring? That sure is. Yeah. It was Kail Sane's favorite food of all time. It's true. Yeah. Twice a day sometimes. Yeah. Barbecue sauce. Well, they had a strong barbecue sauce, especially like they, they had a different barbecue sauce that they would put on the burger than they would have like in the packets. And if you could, if you could get them to give you the burger barbecue sauce with the waffle cup fries, Revolution.

Starting point is 00:59:10 Oh, no. So I've heard that Chick-fil-I was going to say, Chick-fil-A invented the waffle fry, which is so crazy to me. That is crazy. Yeah. Oh, yeah, I guess that, that, what is it, the Dwarf House, like, invented this thing?

Starting point is 00:59:24 Also, yeah, like the chicken options at Carl Jr. are always banging. The chicken stars are great. Everything, I'll eat anything. Hand-spun, real ice cream milkshakes. Oh, Oreo milkshake at Carl Jr.? Unbelievable. In and Out doesn't have that. Nope.

Starting point is 00:59:43 It's great. Wendy's is next. Fantastic. How do we feel about Wendy's? Wendy's, I don't hate. Dude, it's a seat here. Yeah,

Starting point is 00:59:51 it's a solid burger. It's a solid fast food burger. It's better than Jack in the Box, for sure. Good spicy nugget. It's better than Burger King. I think it's better than a water, I think.

Starting point is 01:00:02 Yeah. Yeah. The Frosty, a Dave's Double, and then the sea salt fries. That's a great meal. That's great. A baconator.

Starting point is 01:00:08 It's a good ass sandwich. I'll tell you that. And his son, too. His son goes hard too. The son of Baconator, yes. Yeah. Before we get into this fast food discussion anymore, we've got to help your gut.

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Starting point is 01:03:34 Oh, big. Holy shit, this is big. Taco Bell is nice, Brody. Dude, this is far and away. Number one S tier. We'll eat it anytime. Always will enjoy it. I said it last night.

Starting point is 01:03:56 The thing that Taco Bell has on everyone else is there's not really an expiration date. You know? Like. Yeah. Well, I shouldn't say date. Yes, there is. There's not an expiration time. Like, you order McDonald's fries.

Starting point is 01:04:09 You got about three minutes before those things are terrible. They're the best in the bag on the way of home. You get a bean burrito. You forget about it for four hours. It's still going to be good. I've done it. You know what it was. Taylor made a good point the other day.

Starting point is 01:04:25 They don't have corn in any way. No corn salsa, no, like, it's an interesting thing. Corn is unnatural. It grows out of the earth. We're not supposed to. to eat it. What about the taco shells? They do have corn tortillas.

Starting point is 01:04:39 Corn tortillas, yeah. Delicious. Once it's, when it's off the cob and processed, delicious. While it's on the cob, if it falls off and you're putting it in a bowl

Starting point is 01:04:50 or something, you're sick. It's also hilarious because it's like, it's as with most Mexican food, it is all the same things repackaged in different ways. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:04:59 And, you know, it's perfection. Yeah. Perfect. There's nothing better than a cheesy Gordita crunch. It is the best thing that they have. That's so good. With the Dorito shell, too, with the final,

Starting point is 01:05:12 something that elevated the highest. Yeah, right. Well, not the highest. The highest they took away from me. They stormed me. No, the fiery taco shell in the cheesy ready to crunch. That was like world ending.

Starting point is 01:05:28 The volcano taco in there is great, but it's hard to get it. What's interesting to me, bear with me with this analogy but it's like the Beatles. I like the Beatles. What the fuck is wrong? Listen to me.

Starting point is 01:05:38 It's in every conversation for the best. So it's like kind of de facto. It's like, yeah, this is one of the best things ever because it's always in the conversation for the best fast food, you know. And what's so interesting that, like if I said that to my dad,

Starting point is 01:05:53 he'd be like, you fucking crazy? Taco, he'd be like, you guys want Taco Hill for dinner? Yeah, right, yeah. So we're going to put this. I think my parents would probably do the same. think. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:06:04 They don't get it. I don't think my mom likes Taco Bell. I don't think. Did you try the canteen a chicken cassidia yesterday? Yeah, I thought it was okay. It's good. I'm not crazy about their chicken, though.

Starting point is 01:06:13 I think I do think that's the one thing Del Taco has on Taco Bell. Oh, yeah. The chicken is incredible. Yeah, I'm pretty sure I've gotten food poisoning a handful of times from Del Taco, and I still get it. Yeah. It's just part of the charm. Taco Bell's beef and beans fucking smoked Del Taco.

Starting point is 01:06:30 The ground beef is so good. Sounds so good. I'm so hungry right now. This is hard. Next is similar to Sonic is Dairy Queen. You're not really going there for burgers and shit. Ice cream. The soft serve,

Starting point is 01:06:45 A blizzard. A blizzard. Two thumbs down for the burgers. Ten thumbs up for the- 10 thumbs up. 10 thumbs up, five farts down for the Dairy Queen. Yeah, that is very well put. It's a utility.

Starting point is 01:07:04 Like, you want ice cream. And, like, it's easy. Like, they make the fucking, the mini. It's like this big. It's like the perfect amount. Yeah. Dude. So I've seen James get, like, the large blizzard.

Starting point is 01:07:20 Holy shit. That's like a 40-ounce cup. Yeah. It doesn't fall down. I had a sweet tooth. I mean. You should turn that motherfucker upside down. Okay.

Starting point is 01:07:31 Bottom of utility. Yeah. I would take a Waterburger burger over Derek. We're going to adjust. We're going to adjust. I'm just putting everything in a tier and then we'll adjust. Gotcha. Big one next.

Starting point is 01:07:43 Big one. Pizza Hut. A? Yeah. Wow. Outstanding. That's my. He worked me just there, dude.

Starting point is 01:07:53 I was like, oh, he hates it. That's my friend. No. Okay. I'll talk you through the debate here. and this is only because it's coming up. It really just depends on what I want that day because out of fast food pizza,

Starting point is 01:08:10 like pizza hut and dominoes are just undefeated. Yeah. It is what it is. Of course. But most times I'm going with domino's pepperoni pan pizza because that thing is like, that's a dessert and dinner and everything else. It's the perfect thing.

Starting point is 01:08:26 Yeah. It's got a caramelized crust. The crust is the bottom. The bottom is like actually cooked. The pepperoni is better than the Pizza Hut one. But the Pizza Hut pan is, is childhood. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:08:40 Yeah. If you were a child in the 90s and Pizza Hut is not like your staple, you had a bad childhood. I'm sorry. Dude, going to a Pizza Hut too, that was a blast. It's still, it's still a blast. I went there recently and it was great. the express

Starting point is 01:09:02 mini pan from Target unbelievable to this day the melt that's out right now yeah and then what's the new thing the little guys the melt

Starting point is 01:09:13 the little how about how about ordering a fucking nachos bell grande and getting a side of breadsticks oh true there ain't no better day

Starting point is 01:09:24 you're having I'm telling you that much dude that's crazy thank you Pepsi Corporation for bringing us that combo. I don't need the PSC, you know.

Starting point is 01:09:34 Yeah. Or the long John Silver's. But talk about pizza together. Oh. Hallelujah. We got AEW next. I like A&W. I do too.

Starting point is 01:09:48 I think it's... Definitely, Steve. The food? Yeah. It's not terrible. It's like fine. I think it's like de facto utility, in my opinion. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:09:58 It's in an airport. You're in fucking Canada. You're in Canada. That's exactly right. It's the only thing I'm going to eat. All time. I think it is the best root beer and the best cream soda. From a can, the best one.

Starting point is 01:10:11 Well, and like, I don't even know if they exist anymore, but like the first time I went to Canada, there was like, it was in like a smaller town and they had an old school A&W. And they would give you a big ass fucking frozen flasked mug. Yeah. We'd put into the rupeer floated. And it was like, this is. You can't beat this. That's the way God intended. That's pretty fun.

Starting point is 01:10:31 That's the way it's supposed to be. Yeah, 100%. Next, we have the definition, in my opinion of one of our tiers, Panera bread. I don't like it. Yeah. It's shiverable a butt. It's worse than hospital food. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:10:50 It is hospital food. It is. Yeah, yeah. But at least out of hospital food, like the menu changes. When you get some jello. Yeah. You get something. There's really no.

Starting point is 01:10:59 redeeming factors. Open airbreads. I will say, the death lemonade is pretty good. It was pretty good. It did jack me up. 400 milligrams of caffeine. I'm going to drink a fucking ghost energy drink like a man.

Starting point is 01:11:13 I get it. But I'm saying this is four of those. Brody, did you hear that this was incendiary's choice? Yeah. I mean, number one. Number one.

Starting point is 01:11:25 Britain is the widest person that ever walked to planet is. So there you go. You're not wrong. Chipotle up next. Listen. A tier period. Yeah. End of story.

Starting point is 01:11:36 It's been there for me through thickest and thinnest, you know? It's consistent. It's a utility. It's not a utility. It's everything. Like, you can get whatever you want there. It's fucking good. You can eat clean.

Starting point is 01:11:51 You can eat dirty. Everybody can eat vegetarian, meat eat, or whatever. Coke products. There's a Chipotle revolution happening on TikTok right now. where people are ordering burritos, stuffing them, bringing them home, and then like pan-frying cheese onto them to seal them. Whoa. It propagandized me for one day. Okay.

Starting point is 01:12:14 For one day, I was like, I got to taste this. It's the fucking same. So this is how much I like Chipotle. When I used to live in my first apartment after I moved, moved out of my parents' house. I went to the Chipotle five times a week for lunch, every day almost. This is very much around the time where you and I either went to Chipotle or we stopped. I've seen it happen, and I've seen you storm out furiously when they said they're out of fajitas.

Starting point is 01:12:48 No, fajitas, I'm eating it. Yeah. Or I just go, yeah, I'll wait. Yeah, yeah. I'm good. So I went so frequently that the. The manager of the store made me a Chipotle ambassador for that store for that year. And which meant they sent me like a plaque and a t-shirt.

Starting point is 01:13:07 And then they sent me a stack of cards that were just free burrito cards. Fuck. Wow. That's awesome. I had like 50 free burrito cards and it was like, well, this is the coolest thing ever. That's awesome. So you were the Aldo Felix of this Chipotle. Of this Chipotle, yeah.

Starting point is 01:13:20 Wow. It was great. My new apartment has a Chipotle like on the corner from it, like a stone's throw. I'm very excited about that. My Chipoli points are through the fucking roof. Mine are through the hole in the fucking ozone layer straight to hell because I don't go there. You change. Panda Express is up next.

Starting point is 01:13:40 Now talk about a place I go to. Oh, my God. Dude. Let's put that in a fucking. I go to my panda so much. They made me a. They killed a panda presented to me. Pan Express S tier.

Starting point is 01:13:54 Yeah. Straight up. I think, Colin, You and I did our own. It was S-tier. I believe. I think it got knocked down for something. Oh, okay.

Starting point is 01:14:04 For me, this was a tragedy. It was taking it out of us because it is so, it is, this is perfect cuisine. What did you replace it with? I don't, we'll have to go back to check. I think it was Taco Bell, Portillo's, in and out, McDonald's, and, and Wingstop? Yeah, it was. This is where the problem lies is there's some regional. Foods in there.

Starting point is 01:14:28 It's like, yeah. Panda will always be there for you, brother. In every airport. Dude, international LAX terminal. That's, there's no other better food there.

Starting point is 01:14:38 Life save. Dude, the Newark Airport has a giant panda. It's huge and it's... You go to Universal Studios. I'm eating Panda Express. Dude, the best part of Universal is the panda at the bottom floor.

Starting point is 01:14:50 We do it every time. And then you get a cone across the way. I'm getting three, three helpings of fucking... Orange chicken and half and half on the Chalman fried rice. That's all you need. 5,500. The Angus beef and whatever.

Starting point is 01:15:09 The Beijing beef, the fried one? No, no, not the Beijing beef. It's Angus beef and something else. But that one's good too. Everything you described about Chipotle is true of this, where it's like, it's everyone can eat. It's utility, but it's not utility. They're everywhere. it's the fucking best

Starting point is 01:15:28 I'm going to panda dude it's the best ah I've jolly be up next still not had it never had it yeah it's Filipino food right

Starting point is 01:15:37 yes yeah yes yeah there's like something something about spaghetti or something yeah I don't know the banana ketchup

Starting point is 01:15:44 spaghetti I think right yeah I've heard fucking Kim talk about it for 20 years and no I never had it there's one in Chicago and it's like across from the museum like the art institute

Starting point is 01:15:54 it's like the middle of downtown. I'm just not going there, you know. I could throw a rocket one from here and I've never been to do that. Maybe I'll go to do that today. Dude, we should see. You go to Jolly B's today? Yeah, here's my official review of Jolly B. Okay, we're here for a live hard lore review as promised. We got Jolly B here. It's my first time. Look at that crisp. Let's try it raw. Holy Buck. That is unbelievable. Oh, my God. Justice for Jollybee. Holy shit.

Starting point is 01:16:33 Let's try it in the gravy. I've seen people do that online. Oh my God. This is like top tier fried chicken. This is unbelievable. Are you kidding me? Chicken's a 10. Chicken is a solid 10.

Starting point is 01:16:50 This is the spaghetti. That's like a sweet sauce. Here we go. You don't need that. Five out of 10. Now we have the spicy chicken joy sandwich. No sauce? Oh, this is a spicy mayo.

Starting point is 01:17:08 we're good this is this is unbelievable right off the bat better than the chick-fil-a spicy spicy chicken sandwich maybe better than the Popeye's one nine out of ten this

Starting point is 01:17:28 is the star of the show back to the episode next up is Burger King and I'm real Burger King is next I'm torn on Burger King person Burger King gets too much hate man

Starting point is 01:17:41 it gets a lot of hate it's because it's become something entirely different You're right. No, it hasn't. Dude, the crown has fallen. The Whopper is a solid, solid burger. It's one of the all-time great American sandwiches.

Starting point is 01:17:57 But it's being prepared by people who don't care. There's no honor. I love the long chicken. I still think that sandwich is pretty fucking good. Oh, the long chicken. Chicken fries. Chicken fries are a top tier fast food item. Like invention.

Starting point is 01:18:15 Chicken fries. Chicken fry. I don't ever need a French fry again in my life. The chicken, the Burger King chicken fry, when made with love, is better than a McNugget. Straight up.

Starting point is 01:18:30 When it's like crispy, you could eat. How many do you think I could eat? Chicken fries? Like 80 something. 200. It's a B. It's a solid B.

Starting point is 01:18:43 Wow. Hey, I really respect that. Because I think the king raised us. Dude, 100%. Really did, yeah. Chris Mills and I went to his one.

Starting point is 01:18:51 They had Simpsons watches at one point. And it was like, dude, they were cool. They were awesome. My crusty one went off in class. Dude, it was one of the most humiliating moments of my whole life.

Starting point is 01:19:02 So did he laugh? Did he laugh? Yes. Everybody just like I fucking shit my pants. It was the worst moment. Which you probably did. And I shit my pants. That's why it went off.

Starting point is 01:19:18 Yeah. Burger King, I don't know. I don't understand the hatred for Burger King. I think it's just because every experience, like every experience I've had at a Burger King in the last five years has been rough. Bad. And I think that's kind of like a universal thing, which sucks. It has scorned me more than anything, I think. Also, one of the greatest quotes that ever has come out of a Burger King, our beloved friend, Gian,

Starting point is 01:19:40 going up to the counter during Halloween, Wobber time he goes, let me get a black Wopper. No, it was give me a black wopper. Give me a black wopper. Furiously scratching his exhumus. The fucking skin off his arm. He's like, give me a black wopper. And they're like, what?

Starting point is 01:19:55 And he's, ah. Give me a black wopper. Give me a black wopper. Which then turn your shit, pure green. Pure green. I never had one. Yeah, but Burger King has become an absentee father to us all.

Starting point is 01:20:10 So we, you know, we hope one day he can restore to glory, but they're closing left and right. Yeah. Once a year, he visits with the Italian long chicken. Provolone and marinera on a chicken sandwich. And that's made for me. I do respect that they, uh, that they've gone back to the retro branding.

Starting point is 01:20:28 They have, yeah, their branding is good. Yeah. Dude, the king himself, the mascot is hilarious. I like the guy.

Starting point is 01:20:35 Yeah. Also good brain by jack in the box, yeah. Yeah. Put yon back in the Wopper Jr. Yeah, technically I have a Burger King tattoo. See? Cookout is next.

Starting point is 01:20:48 Oh, I love cookout. Hallelujah. Here's the thing. You live near one now. How is that? Oh, it's amazing. It's great. How often you're going?

Starting point is 01:21:00 Not a lot, but it's like, if I'm hungry and it's midnight, that's where I'm going. That's what's open. It's going to have a long ass line. Proofs in the pudding. Probably eight tier. Like, proofs in the banana pudding. Dude, the shakes are amazing. You get chairwine there.

Starting point is 01:21:19 You get chairwine float. None of the food is particularly, like, great on its own. But the fact that you can get a tray with chicken nuggets, chicken cassidia, burger. Corn dog. You're like, it's an endless option there. And everything is solid. So, yeah, it's a tier. Love it.

Starting point is 01:21:45 would go anytime. There's no star of the show. It's all about the ensemble. Wow. Dude, the menu is absolutely fucking the most confusing thing you could ever look at. Every time you take someone there, you just go, just look at the tray. I don't know what any of the start of stuff is. Just look at the tray.

Starting point is 01:22:04 Going to revisit soon on this tour, I think, because it's been a minute. Yeah. Oh, boy. Next we have a fallen emperor, little Caesar. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Easy. We've all, okay, here's the thing. We have all been wronged by Little Caesars.

Starting point is 01:22:23 Yes. If you're in a touring band. More than we've been righted, I would say. Yeah, but it's not their fault. If you get a fresh hot and ready, it is a good pizza. It's a good pizza. Not a great pizza. If you go to Kmart and get a fresh hot and ready.

Starting point is 01:22:39 If you go to a show and there is a stack of 10 hot and readies, it is the most disappointing thing in the world. You're going to eat it, but it's disappointing. If you get a fresh, like, actual pizza from there, it's fucking awesome. And if you go to the fucking truck at Tide Down Fest, it's life-changing. But then, meanwhile, Jimmy gets 15 Jets pizzas that have been sitting there all night. 200. I'm happy to eat all.

Starting point is 01:23:08 Oh, yeah. 200 Jets' Paces. He ordered 200 a day. Little Caesars, the crazy bread is crazy. He's nuts. But the pizza, the sauce, it's the worst fast food pizza sauce in the game. Yeah, I'll agree with that. To me, that's what makes me out.

Starting point is 01:23:29 Well, I'll eat it over Papa John's. I'll give you that. Oh, I'm down with PJ, dude. I know you like Father Jonathan. He's one of my uncles at this point. I'm not eating that shit. Not the guy. Yeah, he's on the race.

Starting point is 01:23:43 side. He's on my mom's side. He's the Tana Hill side. No, Tana Hill was good. Oh, Tannels were good. Tannels were good. The faints, they were scumbags. Could Little Caesar be anything other than utility? No. Okay. Fair. Yeah. Fair.

Starting point is 01:24:04 It's, yeah. Maybe the top of utility. Because it is the truest sense of what a utility is. And here's the thing. I've always said this. and I'll save it for the rest of my life. A bad pizza is still edible. Yeah, 100%. And the $5 hot and ready...

Starting point is 01:24:22 It's fallen. That's my point. It's $6, but it's $6 in a society where nothing is $6. You know? True. That could feed a family for $6. And for the value, you got to give them some credit. All right.

Starting point is 01:24:36 It's like the only affordable thing. Five guys. Five guys, burgers and fries. Scum, bag. scumbag. Fish. Like, it's fine. It's too expensive.

Starting point is 01:24:52 Yeah. It's fine. Great bucket of grease. But let me ask you, if you're in a parking lot and there's a five guys one way and a sheets the other way. I don't, I'm not happy with either. Yeah. What about a Wendy's? Oh, I'm going Wendy's.

Starting point is 01:25:06 There you. Okay. What about a Jack in the Box? I'm going to Jack in the Box. What about a Colvers? I'm going, I might go over Culver. I don't think you would. I think if you came with me,

Starting point is 01:25:17 you would course correct. You'd be like, you know what? They got ice cream. Dude, the butterburger is straight up delicious. The butterburger is good. I just had one like two weeks ago. Yeah. So does that mean it's...

Starting point is 01:25:30 It's not Ghee. It's not a utility. So it's bottom of C. It's bottom of C, yeah. But this is another thing that gets compared to in and out. And it's, it needs to end. It's the least like in and out. It's madness.

Starting point is 01:25:47 For quality and value, it's madness. You're getting like, you're literally getting a mouthful of grease when you bite into a burger there. 100%. A mouthful of grease that costs you three meals. $43. Yeah. 100%.

Starting point is 01:25:58 You got to pray that granny sent you an extra birthday check this year due to dementia. Family of four has got to take out a personal loan. Yeah. 100%. Thank you dementia for paying for every five. guys, you know. Domino's is next. Domino. So my household growing up was a Domino's. We weren't Pizza Hut.

Starting point is 01:26:19 So when I got Pizza Hut, it was like, oh, shit. You know, we were a Domino's household. Domino's when they switched to that garlic crust, like 10 or 15 years ago. Dude. Game over. Yeah. A literal fast food pizza game changer until I found jazz. And then the pan? Yeah. And then the pan. So here's the thing. There's some obvious S tiers that are coming up. And I got, I got to put Domino's an A.

Starting point is 01:26:44 So that's fair. But it's close. That's high. It's close. It's very high. It's like top top A tier. Dude, the other thing about Domino's too is if you don't want pizza,

Starting point is 01:26:53 they got the postables. And in a pinch, when I was trying not to eat carbs, you could just have them do meat and vegetables. Everything is good there. The cookie brownie, the fucking, oh my God.

Starting point is 01:27:03 The loaded tots. Like, everything is good there. The weight, even the like microwaved wings. But their ranch is good. They're tasty. The ranch is great.

Starting point is 01:27:13 Yeah. Domino's rocks. One of Lana's favorites. The first time that Lana and I ordered Domino's together, she was loading up the car online and put four ranches in there. And I remember going like, yep. And she looked back in me and went, how many did you want? And then you pulled a ring out of your pocket?

Starting point is 01:27:32 Yeah, pretty much. I've had Dominoes in like Brooklyn, New York and been happy about it. You know? I put it up against most pizzas in Brooklyn, New York. you know. That's fair. I'm kidding. I'm joking.

Starting point is 01:27:46 I'm joking. I'm joking. That whatever blue thing you're holding, I keep thinking is a vape and it's so funny. I didn't. Sucking on a Lego. Wawa's next. Wawa's great.

Starting point is 01:28:00 Yeah, Wawa's great. B tier. Also, you're putting Wawa over sheets. Right, that's right. We all agreed on that.

Starting point is 01:28:07 Yeah. Yeah. I forgot it. 100%. The Arnold Palmer and the the meatball cell alone put it over shit. Great sandwich. Yeah. Diet Arnold Palmer. Come on. That's also and if their drink selection is just far superior. Yeah. You get whatever you want and a proprietary beverage you can't

Starting point is 01:28:26 get anywhere else. Yeah. Yeah. Well, here we are. We're at the, the king of all fast food, I would say. In an Out Burger. How many, how many, how many, how many patties do you boys think you've eaten? Over a thousand. Yeah. It's, it's. It's a lot. You know, it's always been there for me. It always will be there for me. This is, but this is the thing. It is the regional food.

Starting point is 01:28:53 Like, I wish it wasn't. It's under Taco Bell for me. Like, it's S-tier all the way. I'll eat it. I would literally eat it twice a day. Like, I have done it. I have. I have.

Starting point is 01:29:07 Yeah. I would eat it every day. I love it so much. But it's like, here's where, like, the five S-tier things are hard because it's like out of convenience of, like, what you can get anywhere. I mean, in and out is still, yeah, it's still S-tier. But I think the, like, Texas in-and-outs are proof of why it has to be a rich. Or what Aldo calls a fake-ass in-and-out, you know?

Starting point is 01:29:33 Fake internet, fake-a-I-O. The further way you get from California, the worst they get, straight up. They're still good, though. It's still good. also take it over Waterburger, you know, like no problem. They're great. I may have, we may have assaulted somebody in the parking lot. 100%.

Starting point is 01:29:51 And the, what's fine is the kid that came out and said, hey, you guys got to go, I went to high school with. And I don't think, he definitely never told anybody, which is pretty cool. This guy, we were not friends. Okay, so we're going to tell a whole story right now. Tell a little story. So I'm going to do it from my perspective.

Starting point is 01:30:12 because obviously, Colin was the one that initially, he didn't instigate the situation. No. He sparked the situation. Yeah. So, Balboa and Sherman Oaks,

Starting point is 01:30:25 in and outburger, there is a way to go into the parking lot, and you have to go around the parking lot and then into the line. Sure. They don't always have it conned off or they didn't used to. They do now.

Starting point is 01:30:38 So Colin did his proper thing, and some guy comes flying through the parking lot, and cuts them off and almost hits his car. Cut them off goes right in front of him. Collin's girlfriend at the time goes, hey, like, watch out where you're going. Yeah. Be safe.

Starting point is 01:30:53 Carl and Bath of the National Hockey League. Yeah. Says, hey, man, watch where you're going. Just be safe. She's the nicest person in the world. The guy goes, shut up, bitch. As this happened, me and Ronnie and Mernick sing, pull into the parking lot, and we were going to go inside.

Starting point is 01:31:14 I parked the car. As I park the car, I see a barefoot Colin Young ripping his door open, and he just, like, locks eyes with me, and I've never seen him more mad in his life. And he just goes, you want to beat this guy's ass? I said, yep.

Starting point is 01:31:33 And I walked up to the guy, and the guy rolls down his window, or his windows rolled down because he's a drive-through. And I just said, hey, would you say to my fucking friend? and he just goes, yeah, yeah, whatever. And I just fucking rifle him right through the window. And then right after that, Colin just books him with another one at the same time. And the guy like, two-piece.

Starting point is 01:31:56 Shakes around and like, hits the curb. And then all of the in-and-out employees come barely out of it. And it wasn't like, hey, you have to wait. You recall the cops. It was like, hey, you guys should probably go. You were like, I think he was hammered. And that's why I think we. I in fear that the cops were coming,

Starting point is 01:32:17 threw my keys at Ronnie and Herrick, and ran to Taylor and Collins' house. Smart, clever. Yeah. In a pitch. And then I texted my mom and I said, if anybody asked, I'd been at home all night.

Starting point is 01:32:29 I went back there all the time, and for like a year, there would be whispers in the kitchen. How was the food? But that guy was, the guy was a complete fucking prick to, like, everybody. Oh, okay. So, like, no one gave a shit

Starting point is 01:32:41 that he got fucking smacked up. You were shit. I think he was hammered. And I think they probably, I have to imagine that incident is one of the reasons it is, that parking lot is like conned now. Yeah. It is clear where to go. And it was not at the time.

Starting point is 01:32:59 This was over 10 years ago. Long time ago. Hopefully the assault statute. So up next is McDonald's. What's up, Rockers? Hardler asked me to come on here and make a little PSA before they start talking about McDonald's. A couple things

Starting point is 01:33:16 for everyone to remember. We don't support corporations that play a part in the Palestinian genocide. So a couple things for you to jot down. Fuck Israel. Fuck the IDF. And fuck you if you keep getting me chickens and propitinos. Anyways, free Palestine. We're putting it on based on the food alone and nary anything else. Otherwise, fuck them.

Starting point is 01:33:37 We hope they do better. Next up is the colonel. The ship from a butt. shit from a butt, dude. That was fast, dude. Yeah. You're getting grease and that's it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:33:52 All right. I can't really argue with that. But wait, let me make sure Blimpie's where it needs to be. Okay. Thank you. Thank you for that. Got to come correct. Blimpy's got...

Starting point is 01:34:03 But you guys, trust me. Never had it, but it's got to be at the end. Chick-fil-A is up next. Again. A similar discussion. Yeah. Yeah. Again, real,

Starting point is 01:34:14 real ethical scumbags. Which, which I don't know any more so, because it's been real different lately. Yeah. The employees have tattoos. Yeah. They're definitely like more alternative people working there.

Starting point is 01:34:28 So I don't know if they have switched the game up. I know there was a regime change, but it might have just been like the children of the, I think that is what happened. The former owners and they're just, they're playing nice, but you know deep down there. Hey, you start turning over rocks on all these places and you're going to find.

Starting point is 01:34:46 Oh, yeah. You're going to find some bugs. Very well said. They were trying to open a chip fillet in Chicago in the Logan Square neighborhood for like a decade. And the alderman, like, because of the anti-LGB stuff was like, no. Like, it's not happening. And then he eventually left office and sure enough, they opened right up. be that as a name.

Starting point is 01:35:12 Yeah. The food culinary, from a culinary perspective, you set a test tier? Yes, tier. Like, you're not getting a better

Starting point is 01:35:19 spicy chicken sandwich, like consistently. Yeah. The, the nuggets are perfect. The grilled items are perfect. The fact that you can get grilled nuggets is, dude,

Starting point is 01:35:30 when you're trying to eat cleaner, it's incredible. James is obsessed with the grilled. The macros on the grilled nuggets are crazy. They're crazy. They're crazy. They smell like fart. They smell like actual human fire.

Starting point is 01:35:39 But they taste so good. It tastes like chicken. They smell like human fart. The best shake in the game. Yeah. Yeah. The Oreo. Period.

Starting point is 01:35:47 The cookies and cream one? The vanilla shake is the best, is the best one, I think. Yeah, the shakes perfection. The drinks perfection. Everything is a... Dude, the breakfast. It just hits. Oh, my God.

Starting point is 01:36:04 I'm rarely awake before noon these days, but let me tell you. If and when I'm... I can care. Burger King, take some goddamn notes. Please God. Seriously. McDonald's have their own thing. They're fine with breakfast. This is what the chicken fries could be, King.

Starting point is 01:36:20 King, if you're listening. You've got the chicken fries. Slap them on a biscuit in the morning. And let's see what we can make happen. They're definitely king of the fucking waffle fry. They're fantastic. They invented it, as we noted earlier. Great soda.

Starting point is 01:36:37 They got Coke Zero. They got a good, good Diet Coke. Dude, they've died in Dr. Pepper. Strawberry lemonade. Their lemonade is perfection. Yeah. You know, they did it right. Del Taco is next.

Starting point is 01:36:52 Enemy of the Bell. I think I'm at five best years. Yeah. And this is where it gets tough. It's top, top A then. Like, I can't imagine putting it over any of the others, but I love it. the double dell is one of the greatest fast food hamburgers ever exist chicken soft tacos are unbelievable

Starting point is 01:37:15 chicken soft tacos is one of the greatest fast food items of all time half pound red burrito with extra red sauce bold bold yeah well dude chicken the chicken cheddar cassidia bold that'll fuck your world up come on bold being an option it's just what does bold mean bold you add they add fries and the spicy ranch I know you don't like that.

Starting point is 01:37:37 But imagine that just being an option anywhere. Yeah, that's awesome. So when they add that to the chicken cheddar cassidy, it's kind of like the Taco Bell Casadeo. Wow. Delicious. Yeah. I love Del Taco because Dell was something that we kind of recently

Starting point is 01:37:51 started experiencing as a band. Yeah. And I'm very- There's Del tacos by my house. It's pretty wild. I thought that they didn't go past like a certain spot, but for some reason in Georgia, there's Del Tacos. That's insane.

Starting point is 01:38:06 Dang. Congrats. Dude, check this out. They're in Wisconsin. What? Yeah, they're growing. They're going. Dude, go Dell.

Starting point is 01:38:14 Yeah. Good job. Yeah. Outstanding. Dude, that one Del Taco on the way back from Vegas? The Barstow one. That's the first one. Oh, dude.

Starting point is 01:38:23 The old school one, yeah. That one is sick. They've straight up turned it into like in and out style. Yeah. It's fantastic. Yeah. Yeah. So good.

Starting point is 01:38:34 It's a great restaurant. Zach's Bees is next As Okay I was curious what you were going to say At living in the south Unseasoned garbage chicken Yeah

Starting point is 01:38:44 Yeah It's not good That's a place where people say Oh but the ranch is so good And so for me I'm like Well I there's nothing for me here Yeah I got nothing

Starting point is 01:38:54 I take bojangles all day Over Zach Spees Shake Shack is next That's a premium product This is not fast food It's elevate It's accelerated cuisine Yeah it's like Chipole

Starting point is 01:39:05 Okay, so since it's going to be S tier next to In-N-Out Burger because I can't get in-and-out everywhere. And you can't really get Shake Shack everywhere. So they are one. You can get it in more places that you can get in and out now. Yes, that is true. I remember when it was only in New York. Tri-state. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:39:29 So you got to bump somebody who's- What's coming out? What? We got a, that's six in the top, in the top five. You got to bump somebody. No. In and out and Shake-Shack share that spot. No, no, no, no.

Starting point is 01:39:43 They share. No. You won't, you won't be a special treatment. We got to choose. Okay, and McDonald's gets bumped down. Okay. All right. May that be a lesson, Ronald.

Starting point is 01:39:55 Yeah. This is, okay, this is not like, this is probably not historically my list. This is like current. Yeah. But I think that's an interesting perspective anyway. 100%. Shake check rocks. I like that it takes a while kind of to get your food.

Starting point is 01:40:13 Do you know what I mean? Like you put the order. I don't think it takes long at all. No, I'm just saying it takes like six minutes as opposed to two. Here's the thing. I love a smash burger. Yeah. There is one omission from this whole thing.

Starting point is 01:40:27 Have you guys ever had Freddie's steak burgers? Yes. So that is Nick from my band's favorite. favorite fast food burger. Breaddies is unbelievable. Like it would be easy eight here, and I can't believe it's not on this. It is interesting.

Starting point is 01:40:39 Don't shit on here. Yeah, you're right. Ooh, controversial pick coming next. Raising Cains, but me and Brody, this is us. Raising Cairns.

Starting point is 01:40:51 What do we think? Shit from a butt. Oh, shit from a butt? No, it's not. I'm being, I'm exaggerating.

Starting point is 01:40:59 Yeah. I'm joking. It's like, bottom seat here for me. Like, yeah. I just don't get it. I don't get, I don't get what people like it.

Starting point is 01:41:10 I'd rather go to Chick-Fleigh. I'd rather go to Popeyes. Definitely would rather go to Popeyes. I mean, I'd definitely rather go to Popeyes. But it is consistent. And it's, it's like kind of a shake shack-esque-esque in meat quality, I would say. It's pretty, pretty solid quality.

Starting point is 01:41:30 It's fucking chicken, man. There's not, there's not like a quality standard on chicken. And, you know, they're in a USDA grade on chicken. KFC bag literally on its hands and knees begs to differ. Colin, you and I got Keynes when we were in Vegas in January, like right when we both got in. And it was like pretty good. It was good. Like in the moment, it was like, okay, this is fine.

Starting point is 01:41:53 Yeah. I feel like the reason that I give it so much more shit is because people hype it. People are obsessed with it. And it's not worth that. No way. I love the sauce. I love the bread. I love the fries.

Starting point is 01:42:06 I love the chicken. I love the food. Sue me. Wait until I finished the question. All right. I love the food. Oh, well, here's the thing. Game changer up next.

Starting point is 01:42:21 We got Wingstop. So I would be willing to bet that there is not a single person on this planet that has had Wingstop more than Colin and I consumed from the, from the years of like 2009 to 2015. Yeah. Three times a week easily. Easy three times a week. We went there sometimes five times a week every day for lunch. Dude,

Starting point is 01:42:47 what's funny is where we grew up, Roselle, Illinois, like small suburb outside of the city, it opened, a wing stop opened in this strip when I was still in high school. So pre-2006. So I've been having it since,

Starting point is 01:43:02 like early 2000s. There was one in Newhall in 2006. I thought it was like, I thought it was a Roselle. I thought it was like a local spot. I didn't know it was a change. So when we saw, I saw one in Oakland was the first time

Starting point is 01:43:16 I saw another one and I was like, whoa. That's a good one. That Oakland one is good. I know what you're talking about. The wing stop on Sepulveda and Van Owen, I think, was the first one in the valley. That's the one where we grew up going there three days a week. That one was sketchy, yeah.

Starting point is 01:43:34 That was sketchy, but when Carl and I broke up my very lovely ex-girlfriend, that was the one where we met there after it happened. Oh, no, we broke up at that wing stop, too. That's crazy. At that wing stop on Valentine's Day, I had just ordered wings. And she's, sorry, Carl. She started crying, and my wings had just come. And I remember dipping it and ring.

Starting point is 01:44:02 and she being like. And then we had a conversation that led to us breaking up. We're both happily married now. And then we met Brody Taylor and I met at that Winkst out the next day. And I sat in my car and I put everybody hurts on full volume hoping that they would come up to the car. And I watched them rear view walk straight in. I was like, what the hell? This is the greatest bid ever.

Starting point is 01:44:30 They've ruined it. What's your order at Wingstup? Ten piece, medium, fries, uh, Dr. Pepper. Dude, fantastic. Great order.

Starting point is 01:44:44 I do the same thing. All flat. Extra ranch. Add five spicy Korean. I'll still never understand the all flat thing, but you do you. I think they're better. I think they're better there.

Starting point is 01:44:56 There specifically. I got you. Only at Wingstop. their ranch is unbeatable unrival. It's the best one. King in the world. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:45:06 Period. All right. So where does it go? So where's it going? Top top eight tier, strong eight tier. Let's see. Where are we at on A? We got Donald's Del Torquillo's.

Starting point is 01:45:19 Jersey Mike's Jones. Put it under. Yeah. That looks about right. I agree. That's a strong ass for me. It was in R.S. It was like one where.

Starting point is 01:45:32 We were both like, you know what? Dude, my ass right now is bulletproof. That thing ain't getting eaten. I ordered, we ordered Winks up the other day for the AW pay-per-view. And they forgot all of Taylor's food. Perfect. But I got it. So I ordered through their website, but they use DoorDash or whatever.

Starting point is 01:45:53 Yeah, it's like toast where they'll just be like. Yeah. So I called the driver to be like, hey, is this in your car by any chance? Like, did you just forget to bring it in? And he was like, no, sorry, man. and I'm already far away. Like, otherwise I'd go back for you. And I was like, it's all good.

Starting point is 01:46:05 Don't worry about it. Called the restaurant and explained, and they were like, oh, yeah, like, we just won't charge you for it. And I was like, that's great. But like, she's hungry. I got to feed her. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 01:46:15 Please. And she was like, okay, I'll call my manager and see what we could do. And like 30 minutes later, she was like, she called back. She said, we have somebody, go ahead and order it. I'll refund it.

Starting point is 01:46:27 Somebody will come and deliver it. Please tip your driver. And we'll refund you for the first. one too. So we got everything for free. That's awesome. So they took care of it. That's a real wing stop. That's a good wing. Mine would never do that and they would never ever carbonate the soda.

Starting point is 01:46:44 The one of the pulver that was straight up flat soda for days. They will never ever carbonate that soda and you know what? They're busy. I get it. Now, Denny's is next. Did you watch Zuma's episode, Brody? No. Denny's is Zuma's favorite American food because you're

Starting point is 01:47:05 you're gonna, you're gonna hate why? Because he can get steak. Thank you. Unbelievable. Where are we putting Denny's? Give your thoughts. What's going on through that big old brain?

Starting point is 01:47:23 It is, it is like bottom of I'll eat it because I will. I have many a time. Yeah. Because your wife loves it. No, my wife doesn't love it.

Starting point is 01:47:36 Oh, good. it's just not yeah it sucks if there's the thing if fucking sucks if denny's is ever an option you're the one going

Starting point is 01:47:47 let's just go to Denny's and I'm the one going how about I kill myself yeah but that that option is like we're not eating or there's a Denny's it's always open it is always open

Starting point is 01:48:00 but they don't have even have the Hobbit menu anymore bring that back and then I'll go any time and here's the thing breakfast is hard to fuck up, especially like a pancake. So it's like, I'll eat

Starting point is 01:48:10 breakfast foods. Like, I love dinners. I love. There's nothing better. That's what the East Coast really, really has. Denny's is the shittiest diner. The shittiest, the shittiest version of the best thing, and somehow they fuck up a thing you can't fuck up. I'm not going to eat any, dude, I couldn't pay me to eat a steak

Starting point is 01:48:30 from fucking Denny's. Zuma is fucking insane. He's crazy. It is absolute ass. I'll eat a fucking, you know, whatever the turkey baking club sandwiches, that's good. Dude, the, uh, it's not good. Nothing there's good. It's edible. Season fries are pretty good.

Starting point is 01:48:48 Season fries are pretty good. Okay, yeah. The Hobbit menu was incredible. Pancake puppies are good, too. Breakfast. Breakfast stuff, good. Breakfast stuff. Yeah, it's, it's on, uh, it's, let me see, let me see the I'll eat it to here.

Starting point is 01:49:04 Yeah. That's D, right? Yep. Yeah. I'd rather go to Dairy Queen than that any time. I'd rather go to all of this than. Except for Firehouse. I'm really down.

Starting point is 01:49:14 I'm going to eat it over. Yeah, put it over. Honestly, just under I hop, I guess. Wow. I would have Sabaro over Denny's all day, dude.

Starting point is 01:49:26 The stromboli, you ever had that? It's a shrapoli. It's good. I don't even, what the fuck is a stromboli? It's like a wrapped, Slice of pizza.

Starting point is 01:49:37 It's like pizza with a tonne with a lid. It's not real. So it's a calzone? Kind of. No, no. It's nothing like a calzone. But, but baked in a huge thing and then sliced out.

Starting point is 01:49:46 Nothing like a calzone. It's all the same shit. Nothing like that. Now we got, Popeyes is next. Louisiana kitchen. Love that chicken. When they,

Starting point is 01:49:57 I really didn't understand the hype when they came out with that sandwich. Yeah. And then when you got it, you're like, holy fuck. Dude. The work of art. I would have paid resale for that motherfucker straight up So the thing is that if they were able to produce that sandwich with a smile

Starting point is 01:50:14 A la Chick-fil-A It would have taken over the world It did They are now infinitely is what I'm saying But now Like we've said It's like every experience I've ever had at Popeye's

Starting point is 01:50:26 Within the last however many years has been terrible They crushed KSD Dude they got a blackened chicken sandwich now It's so fucking good I'm so hungry I wish the one by my house didn't suck Yeah that's devastating Where's it going

Starting point is 01:50:42 Eight here Yeah Under Wingstop Yeah Over Portillo's No No no Okay so

Starting point is 01:50:54 To honestly We haven't really Behind Behind Carl's Jr Yeah That's fair Yeah that's fair

Starting point is 01:51:04 Honestly behind piece of it that's really fair God pizza's so good they got stramolia pizza no no no that's tomorrow have you had that one last but not least the Papa big PJ

Starting point is 01:51:21 DJ I'll eat it you can put it up you could put it right behind little Cesar's you know what's what's hilarious about it is the that garlic dipping sauce is vegan and when I found that out it was like oh cool oh you know what I mean it's like wait what do I have been eating it's just water

Starting point is 01:51:41 garlic and oil oil yeah it's like butter from butter popcorn it's a liquid middle finger so I don't I don't think I need to really organize much okay so Domino's has got to go in front of Pizza Hut yeah okay other than that this is pretty solid so here is like I'll go out of my way to eat it. I will wait to eat it, whatever. That's three Michelin Star. Yeah, straight up.

Starting point is 01:52:11 Okay. A tier is I'm happy to eat it. Like, I order it, you know, myself. Yeah. Yeah. With intent to eat it on purpose. Or I will go out of my way to drive there. So two Michelin Stars.

Starting point is 01:52:26 Yeah. B is like, it is a strong, like, I either get a craving for it or, you know, you're happy to like it's late at night you're happy to go to Waffle House. So on the Michelin Guide, if you will. It's like a recommended option, you know? Yeah. There's no, I would say there's no real one star

Starting point is 01:52:45 no cuisine here. Bees on the guide. Yeah. Bees like, hey, you should, you should maybe try this. Yeah. If you're there, I guess. Yeah. Yeah. C is Zagots. It's just reviews. Yeah. C is you know, you're not mad about it. You're not like really

Starting point is 01:53:03 thinking about it, but if you're like driving down the highway and you're like, oh shit, I need gas anyway. Yeah. Yeah. Or, you know, your late night after a show or whatever, you're like, ah, this is open, fuck it. Yeah, we had Wendy's the other night after LDB, remember? We had to. It was the only thing open and it was exactly this. Dude, what did she say when we pull? Oh, no. We pulled up to the window and she just said, go ahead. Oh. And we were like, oh, no. She was so pissed.

Starting point is 01:53:33 She was so bad. And then I got a burger with mayonnaise on it. And I was just like, ah, fuck. And then Sean was right behind me just going, who fucking cares? Just eat a burger? Like he was doing like the Sean thing. He was full Sean. He was full Sean.

Starting point is 01:53:47 Just like, just fucking eat it. I can't. No tomato. No man. I can't fucking believe it. And then he was like, I love you. I love you guys. I'm insane.

Starting point is 01:53:57 You're perfect. You're wonderful. Meanwhile, I'm eating this mayonnaise laden burger like shivering. I'm so hungry. Okay, so in the S tier, we've got for the audio listeners, Taco Bell, number one, in and out, shake shack, pan express, and chick filet. Those are Brody's big five. Those are all the major food groups.

Starting point is 01:54:15 That's international food. That's everything. Yeah. It's true. It's the bad. Beautiful. Beautiful job. So if you want to eat like Brody, look like Brody, grow like Brody.

Starting point is 01:54:27 Wrestle like Brody, this is what you got to do. You got to go to Wingstopper every day for five years. Yeah, and then I guess Forget about it and move on to Five other things By the way, have you guys Had the Stromboli From Smorrow?

Starting point is 01:54:48 Here's Here's Bo's review of the Stromboli from Tomorrow. How was it? It was really Stephen It was there. Beautiful.

Starting point is 01:55:04 Well, this concludes another Riving Fast Food Tier list. This time, you know, from a super jacked, super big pro wrestler. Eater. So this could be you. Cook less is our greatest piece of advice, right? I barely cook. See?

Starting point is 01:55:22 Which is a shame because I know you can cook. I never had an item you've ever made, but I know it's good. Here's the thing, though. If I'm cooking, it's costing more than almost any restaurant I'm going to. 100%. I know those fucking kids can eat. they got good palettes. They eat sushi.

Starting point is 01:55:40 They eat Indian food. They eat everything. Greedy. It's amazing. Small and greedy. Big and greedy. That's my favorite thing. The Dante Bluvelt story. Well, thank you so much for joining us.

Starting point is 01:55:53 I will see you on the Fortnite battlefield in probably an hour. Thank you all for watching. We love you so much. Fuck the IDF. Have a great day. Oh. Yeah, that's it.

Starting point is 01:56:06 I'm just kidding. I'm just. joking. All right. Any words of wisdom you want to leave the people with? Life is hard, be harder. Bye.

Starting point is 01:56:16 Wow. Bye.

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