HardLore - Colin Tries to Eat 200 McNuggets

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

In this special HardLore event episode, Colin puts his claims of thinking he can eat 200 McNuggets in one sitting to the test while he and Bo's New York plans were flooded during historic rainfall in September 2023. Can he do it? Join the HARDLORE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jA9rppggef This episode is brought to you by Loop Earplugs! Try a pair of Loop Earplugs by using https://www.loopearplugs.com/HARDLORE and receive an automatic 10% off at check-out, applicable world wide. Join WHATNOT with our special little link to get $15 off your first purchase. Get ready for the first ever Hardlore live auction TOMORROW, March 24th at 8:30 PM EST: https://www.whatnot.com/invite/hardlore Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code HARDLORE at MANSCAPED.com! #ad #manscapedpod FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/hardlorepod/ TWITTER | https://twitter.com/hardlorepod SPOTIFY | https://spoti.fi/3J1GIrp APPLE | https://apple.co/3IKBss2 FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/colinyovng/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/ColinYovng FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/bosxe/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/bosxe Check out our merch at https://knotfest.com/store/?view=hardlore Find all of our videos at https://knot1.co/3vWXsbx   HardLore: A Knotfest Series, Fueled by Monster Energy Edited by Steven Grise • Title sequence by Nicholas Marzluf Join the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes. Join the HARDLORE DISCORD for community discussions and to participate in our future Q&A episodes. FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, SPOTIFY, APPLE FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER   For sponsorship opportunities, email us! [e-mail] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

welcome it's hard war time how are you bow i'm too i'm so excited this is really no zero risk for you today all not at all i'm hoping you failed because i'm starving it's because you want some yeah you can't touch them i need all of them today i promised the well you got to understand when i i once said in a recent episode that i think i could eat 200 mcnuggets here it is if you had to if i had to yeah if it was like In order for Chile to be to live well? You think you could do 200 at once? 100%. That's a lot.

20 nuggets does nothing to me. I could do that 10 times. But the circumstances for which I think I could eat those 200 nuggets was that my dog, my beloved sweet, tiny dog. So small. Was held at gunpoint. Subtract the gun. I'm still pretty confident, but looking at this is scary.

Unbeknownst to Colin, I've already called his wife. The gun is held to Chile's head. All right. Well, as long as I know that's happening. I'm going to try to eat 200 nuggets. Here they are. Here they are. They smell incredible. Yeah. Great delivery driver who drove through a literal flooding New York City to deliver these.

Tipton. Billions. But I think we should just start. Yeah, we're going to do this. I'm going to look through our Discord and answer some questions that people may have asked. If you're interested in Discord, there's a link in the description. below. Join it. It's how you can interact. There's a bunch of, there's like 2,200 people on there. So I can get in on this kind of thing and get your questions in and we'll see what's

up. So I just start ripping? So let's go over some rules, ground rules. Okay, what do I get if I win? Honestly, like a lot of... I get to punch you in the stomach as hard as I can. No, no. A lot of, honestly, concerns, probably, DMs. You'll get a lot of accolades, like a lot of, wow, I would say 99% of people think I can't do it. I would say more than that somehow. I'd say three quarters of the room thinks I can't do it either. I think I can do it. I'm going to try to do two nuggets a minute.

And sauce? I got some ketchup just for later. Really ketchup. I think 100 nuggets in or even 50, 60, my palate's going to be tired of this. So what I do think is good thinking is so many nuggets. It's like most sauces are like really heavy in sugar. So he's going to carve out and sweat at some point, diet Coke. So I think, you know, also there's some Harper and medicine right there.

If you mean. I don't need it. All right. Dive in. It's 125. I have a guess that spite not included. You're going to end around 105. That's my guess.

But I can see you trying to spite meat. 105 nuggets? And hitting 106. I appreciate that you think I can hit 100. I do. I think you're driven. Yeah, I am. Driven by suffering.

Kate Reed. The band. Okay, here we go. Two nuggets a minute. Starting now. All right. Let's see what we got here. Why?

Someone asked. Not even a good nugget. Well, hey, he got here quick. I mean, how, they made those really fast. If you think of, like, 200 nuggets. How do you feel afterward? That's good. I'll let you know in six hours.

Two down. And what's the rule on vomiting? I'm not going to try to make myself throw up. No. But I think if it gets to that point, I've only thrown up from eating one time, and it was at a lobster buffet. Is that true?

Yeah. Would you eat a lot of lobster? Oh, I had like six lobsters, which that's about 200 nuggets, you know? Better get going, speaking of nuggets. One's the next minute? Now. All right.

You may have a favorite riff on the new pain of truth? I do. And I bet yours is the same. Let me guess while you're chewing. Mine is the 200 Saboons part. Dun dun dun dun dun dun. I like the in the 2UI song when it does the pit to pit. Yeah, yeah.

Dude, that part is awesome. All the weird vocal shit going up. What is your favorite McDonald's sauce normally? Is it ranch or is it? Buff. The ranch. Ranch. It's a lot of nights.

Did I just eat two? Yeah, yeah. You just had to. So you're at four. I'm doing great. You're doing really well. I'm watching the minute. Andy, P.A. Andy,

production assistant. Right here. Where is the funeral? Are you going to get buried? You're getting cremated. What's your plan? Little both post-mortem. Little half and half?

Down the middle or hamburger style? Creamyated. I buried the bottom, you know? Yeah. That's pretty good. Where to poo? Just duck tails. Naked.

Duketal's in the grave. Firm in naked. You think you could do a spin kick after this? Oh, I want to find out. Yeah. You ever been vegan, vegetarian? 30 days. 32 days.

Vegan? Ask me anything. Is that true? Yeah. When was that? Summer 2018. Was that? I probably had 35 crunch wraps.

32 days, 35 crunches. There's just no cheese, add beans kind of the thing. Yeah, and that was the only time I've ever liked a crunch wrap. I'm not a crunch rap guy. Neither am I. Neither am I. Generally anything that's a supreme I'm not done with. Because of the sour fame.

Just got to edit everything. Wait, you're eating vegan. You're not eating the sour cream. Yeah, but that was out of choice. Are you more worried about potential heartburn or tomorrow? I'm worried about tomorrow the day after that. I'm worried about the rest of my years, the royal tomorrow, if you will. Do you know any lore about Ronald McDonald?

Is he a real, was he a real guy? I doubt it. Ronald was just like a mascot that the- He's just like a brilliant character, much like a Mickey Mouse. Gaffy Duck. Duffy Duck, Howard, Howard, the Duck. This is a good system. Yeah.

Two nuggets? Let's take a sip. What was the last time you ate? Yesterday at 11 a.m. Pacific. Pacific, which is 2 p.m. here, which is about 24 hours ago. Yes, almost 24 hours. That's pretty good. I think I accidentally did this perfectly. I would say so.

What I'm doing is people are asking silly questions, like, when should we collect the dragon balls and wish him back to life? But I'm going to ask you if we have the dragon balls here. What would you wish for? Wow. That's good. Redmond. Pute bucket.

10 down, baby. If I had the dragon balls? Yeah, if you had the dragon balls, you can wish for anything, including bring someone back to life, whatever. Oh. That's what they do. Well, wait, Namick does. Not the Earth's ones.

Again, I think Earth is three. Namik is one or inverse. Let's just say you get one, though. I've thought about this a lot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Just any genie scenario, whatever do. Can't wish for more wishes. No, no, no, I know.

It would either be like all the money ever to ever happen is mine. Totally. Yeah. Or just like my parents never die. Parents. Interesting. I think mine would be, it's, it's, that's, uh, if we're not doing some kind of, anybody who says, like,

I would wish for world hunger to end or world peace rather, they're fucking lying. It's all about personal gain. It's all about personal gain. I think for me, honestly, Jedi mind control. Let me Jedi mind control anything. You can do anything you want your whole life. No, nothing like that, but you could get all the money you want.

Could I wish to fly? Yeah? Terrible wish. You'd be freezing. Yeah, but if I can fly, I'll be rich. Because people would be like, there's a flying guy. Yeah, but then you're...

IP would sponsor me. The bidding war would be insane. You're basically evil-con Evil at that point. I'm flying. I had a bicycle. Not the fucking same. I don't know about that. You can't even go that high.

It'd be useless today. You'd be soaked. No. You ever hear of a Gortex? I really have. They would make me... A full body suit. Yeah, you're right. Arcterics would just hook it up.

The fly guy. How old did they make 200 nuggets at once, do you think? Friar. That's a really good point. Do you skip leg day? No. No, you don't. I know you don't.

I know for a fact he doesn't actually. It's just my jeans, man. It's really hard. It's a gross for me. You're top heavy. So upper body business. Guinness certifiers Standby are not.

Who? The Guinness Book certifiers. We don't need them. We got this. Well, Dave. We got Andy. That record is not real, though, like 170 nuggets or something.

How come? Guys do this on YouTube, but you're 100 minutes. Oh, I see. I've watched it happen. Someone said, Best Strategy, no divving sauce, one constant sauce are multiple.

He's doing one eventually. Yeah. Which is a hybrid, really. Yeah. When you were a kid, what was your McDonald's order? Let's say elementary school. Young. Big Mac meal.

Really? Even when you were a kid, did you skip the Happy Meal? No. But as soon as I was like... I liked food. Happy Meal was like ordered for me. Yeah, yeah. It was like, you must have this because the toys were.

Once I knew what to get, Big Mac All Meal. What came in a Happy Meal? It was nuggets. It was nuggets. I got like... Ten Burger fries. Toy. Dude, the toys used to be sick.

Yeah. I still have some. I have some too. Remember the glasses, the like Batman Forever glasses? I remember the Ridler one. I remember the Flintstones. Batman Forever was that McDonald's or Burger King? It may have been Burger King.

Because they have the cut. It's going to get hot in here. Anyway. How much did 200 nuggets cost total? With tip. I didn't take my jacket off because this is difficult, by the way. I was asked to for microphone reasons. How much does this cost?

Yeah. With tip, $211. There you go. $1.1.00. And $11. You believe in heaven or hell? No. No.

I think this is heaven and hell. Yeah. This room. How many we got? You're at 18. That's good? You're moving. Yeah, you feel good.

Are you hungry? I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. Don't touch them. I'm not, I'm looking at them, though. Don't look at them. Over under. Well, it's all.

I found out that over under means it's added together. So it would be like if we were both trying this, the over under would be our combined scores. That's how we're not really doing that. So I'm just guessing around 105. I think if he was being honest and not, I could see him eating one more to spite me. 100%.

Oh man, what's the soundtrack for the occasion? If we didn't have to worry about audio, what would your soundtrack be right now? I got one already. Like the chicken run soundtrack? It's just chicken run. I was going to say Last of the Mohicans. El-cunt?

That would help. It's going to get you going. You know Daniel Day out there. He's starved. What was the one bad Mohawk's name? The guy who turned on. Magwa. Bucker, dude.

Bad man. Banger. Wittier. Banger. It's not even noon yet. Yeah. I feel fine. I feel like I'm eating zero notice.

This is a good one. the perfect nug to sauce ratio. When you are eating a sauce, how... Barely dipped. Barely dipped. I agree. I do that again. It's a...

Dude, I totally agree. You got paint the sauce. Dunking it is brutish. Barbarian. Get you nowhere. All you're doing is eating sauce at the point. What I do want you to keep track of is when you're like, okay, I'm sick of nuggets. Yeah, I will.

Yeah. I still, I'm loving this. Good. I'm loving nuggets. Still in my nugget era. Okay, somebody asked about VR, and this is something that I think is cool. When the pandemic was happening and, you know, wrestling was doing like no people, but they were still doing performances. Like certain sports were still doing stuff, whatever, I forget.

What would you think of an at-home service, you're wearing a VR thing, you're sitting on your couch? There's court side seats in NBA, but you pay for whatever the subscription is. And you're sitting there on your couch, but you're court side and you're watching the game. Courtside. What would you think about that for concerts? Uh-uh. Base, like sports games, but why not? I've told you before. I have no interest in live music that I can't participate in some way. You sing show tunes all the time.

I'm chilling, though. I'm at home. You know, I'm not like, that's completely different. I don't want to go see a live man. Why would I do that from home? You know? Okay, what about sports? What about, like, wrestling if you, if it was some big of event that would be fun you know you're singing ringside and you can see everything that'd be awesome after a sitting ringside yeah i'm seeing what that's like yes that would be cool but like a concert but but you are you know some people would be like oh i'd love to see the stones whatever they're

sitting at home they don't have to actually leave their house well i think there's something to that i'm sure there's a market there i'm not the the clientele you're not worried about temperature of the nuggets Hey, it is what it is. They're lukewarm. What is the worst venue you've ever played? Visited, played. I never played that one that Vincent was talking about in his episode. Was it the Emerson?

Maybe. The one in Indiana? We're the one that's like, yeah, everybody hates it. It got remodeled supposedly lately, which is good. A whole like renovation. There's an odd number somehow. Well, my way to be. I'm also eating three at one.

Well. Okay. Hope so, for your sake. I don't want you to eat more than you have to. There's been cameras on me this whole time. But I'm saying if you eat 201, that'd be real shame. It'd be awesome. That's true.

Well, still, this is 200. Unless they packed it. That broke the Collins back. Honestly, I love Gilman, but when you really think about Gilman. Yeah, the bathroom is an opera. You have to go to Whole Foods to go to the bathroom. The worst venue is tough. Because like the things that make a venue bad to me

Have nothing to do with the venue I agree right What's the worst load? Like the worst load in Pharaoh's down Riverside Dude Those stairs are awful Unforgiving

A sub T in Chicago is really similar Big stairs Two flights up And then merch is another flat up What's your favorite venue You see it on the routing You're just like fuck yeah Uh

Right now like the place that feels home Like home to me is midnight hour. There's no green room and I feel comfortable in like any, absolutely any area of it. Yeah. Damn.

That's a good answer. What's yours? I'm fucking sick and nuggets. Are you? All right. So we're at about 30 in your sick of nuggets. That's fine. I got plenty of room.

Plenty of room. Chili sweating, dude. Oh my goodness. Hey, you're right. Yeah. It's not for you. It's not for that. Chill.

There's nothing to do with me. Favorite venue. Boy, it's a harder question when it's asked to you. Yeah. You know what? Maybe it's just because we're here and of course where we may go later. I really like St. Biotis.

Played there once and it was sold out. It was fucking sick. I've only had like two of the worst shows that I've ever played there. Okay. A little different. A little different. A little different.

I like the layout. Oh, it sounds good. Yeah, the sounds good, the vibe's good. Oh, wait, I'll do it one in the time. You want to talk about what we were going to do today and why we pivoted to this? Oh, dude, we had this awesome plan. Our videographer Rob suggested something called Carblower.

Which we're kind of doing. This is that. The pilot for Carbler. We were going to try all the best bagels in town. It's a bagel city. And now the whole city is flooded. There's literal video of cars. floating in water

in Brooklyn. Do you like Nirvana? A couple of tracks. Yeah, I'm about the same. I like food fighters, way more. Hmm. I used to be pretty pretty anti-Nirvana.

I was like, I really... No, no, no, I know. I grew up, you know. Yeah. It was really, it was like the kids in school who like Nirvana. It's like your thing with punk. Yeah.

The kids in my school who like Nirvana. The fuckers, yeah. Real fuckers. Led Zepplin shirts and shit. always the same. I'm a lot, I'm here. You don't have to do two a minute, you know. You're just doing it?

It feels good now. Before I was like... 200. No, I'm really savoring this minute. That is 100 minutes. Yeah. Yeah. Easy.

Okay, just... I mean, if I... That's what I'm saying. If I did it, O.J. Simpson. That'll be my... I don't know about it. Me with some nuggets. if I did it.

Oh, boy, oh boy. Let's see what we got here. Oh, fast food barbecue sauce at Mount Rushmore. Not a fan. You're not a barbecue guy. No, no. I like it. I love barbecue,

but something about like fake fast food barbecue, it just doesn't. I don't know if I could even tell you four that I care about, but I will say my favorite, I know for sure is Wendy's. The Wendy's barbecue sauce is outstanding. And their nuggets are pretty solid, too, actually.

I don't think, do they call them? Yeah, they call them nuggets. You're a hero to the scientific community. How do you feel pre-nuggets? Were you nervous? I wasn't until I saw him. It's a lot. It was a lot of nuggets.

Right before we sat down, he was on his phone, and he went, it's a lot of nuggets. Just candidly, very open. I feel like maybe not eating yesterday. Fucked you? It was a bad thing. Because your stomach is... It's small. It's so skinny.

You're so, you're frail. Yeah. But think of all the cows you're getting, and all the games. Oh, my God. This is a fucking huge. Full of salt. What's for dinner?

Boy. Mm. That's good. I'll drink 200 of those, no problem. Yeah, why don't you talk about why you got a carbonated beverage and not water? This other food guy that eats a lot of shit. He's name is Atlas. He's always drinking soda.

They're always drinking soda. I feel like the bubbles are beneficial to your stomach in some way. You hungry? I am. As a matter of fact, while you're doing this, I did get myself something to eat. I try not have to pick up too much.

So I got myself a parfet. You're a fucking piece of shit. It's a little parfay from just a little place around the corner. More like barfay. Yeah? Yeah. Got them.

I don't typically eat parfay, but I'm on vacation. You know, when in Rome. Is that 30? 40. That's 30? 40. Okay, good.

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We've decided that. We've made it so. It's done. Just getting granola. All over the place, you know. It's such a dangerous meal. Hazard. I wish I could shoot you in head.

Okay. The highest caliber. The biggest gun you've ever seen. Looney Tunes type gun. How's your Bjork? I just read two questions at once. How are the quality of the nuggets overall? Terrible.

Bad nuggets? Some of the worst in history. but they just survived a monsoon to get here so all right somebody said okay bozo to me just now how do you feel about bozo brother i saw what you named me changed everything i saw

sorry witnessed oh wow i crushed that box fast bozo is huge for me like that's that's all i have to say forever now if you piss me off or you crossed me in some way was bozo

Okay, bosa and you'll be like... I'll just have to sit down. Animal that you would... I know this is kind of a typical cliche question, but hey, he's eating. Would you rather fight a bear or a gorilla? Fists. Bear.

Are you serious? You're out of your mind. No way, dude. Here's the thing. You know what? Gorilla? Because it was the same. I think if I just do my thing, don't realize.

We are one, yeah. Bear's got knives. Yeah. She got ten knives. Is that loud in the fight? You said, like this. No teeth, no clawed bear. No claws, no teeth, no biting.

Can't believe somebody called me Bozo. Look at how offensive that is. It just says, okay, Bozo. And then they put the, yeah, I like that. They're not crispy enough. I can't believe Bozo dropped the week before you go on a six-week tour. God damn it. If you're watching...

When you took your first bite of nugget, what was your thought? It was a terrible nugget and a terrible idea. The one thing I've done like this ever, I got Ben Affleck. There's a picture of Ben Affleck carrying four large Dunkin ice coffees. Just struggling. I was so inspired by it that I got four large Dunkin Ice coffees and drank them all. And it was like a legitimate shock to my body.

Yeah. What was in them? Everything. Oh my God, dude. I think it was oat milk and caramel squirrel. And that caramel swirl is thick. Did you see the ingredients for the ice spice? It was fucked.

Did you see how many? There's no coffee in it. It's just coffee syrup. Did you see how many glazed donuts it is the equivalent to? How many? Take a guess. Three. 14.

What? One drink? It's 180-something grams of sugar. I got it. It's got to get me one of those. That's worse than this. That's crazy. A guy, like, sat down.

He was like, this many donuts. Yeah. Just bit my tongue. Oh. You got that big Limiton's gun for me? Oh. Man, so hungry, business is over.

How many chickens do you think died for this? This is not real chicken. Yeah, it's soy. No chickens thought. Yeah. Oh, this is a great one. Top five snare sounds. No more tears.

Toot. Great guitar tone, too. Yeah. Just trying to think of... Mm-hmm. Gunk-kin-kin-kin. Big-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d-d. Big.

snares that I like big fat fucking snares. You like a high-pitched snare too. I like a high-pitched snare and I like a That's me. Black album really is all my boxes. It's everything. What's the fucking snare I like?

I guess pro-modal form is just perfect production overall. Yeah. That parfam filled me up. Fuck you. It's a bit. Never mind. It's been a minute? All right.

I got it'll do. I'm doing it okay. Nothing else comes to mind. Promoto form. No more tears. Those are fucking snares right there. Those are good snares. White socks or black socks?

Gray socks, baby. I'm black today. Did you play Starfield? No. Black socks. Do you have a favorite drum fill? Excellent question. Rock with you.

Amazing. And tell the story behind that? The drummer. Quincy was basically like, hey, we need an iconic fill that somebody's going to remember for the rest of their life. Go. Go.

And the drummer said, there's a video clip when I'm talking about it. We finish his bite. Got to wash. And he said before that take, everybody was just kind of like, and then when he came in with the Phil,

everybody, and that's like, that's what's on the record, that whole performance. Fucking badass. That's the best film. Also, it's a gray film. No doubt, Spider-Webs. Which one?

Oh, the intro. That's pretty good. Once the next time you're going to eat McDonald's? Sunday. It's going to be a while. What's the best movie you've seen this year? It's going to be, but what have you seen? Oppenheimer is very good.

Let's check my letterbox. Did you see Astro City? Loved it. Asteroid City? Asteroid City. I loved it. Astro zombies. Amen.

You ever noticed that at Astro Zombies? Exterminate. The one in the background? The talking one. I wonder who it was. Because Jerry does it live. That's the thing, too, is like there are so many different versions

and recordings of Misfit songs that just... They're all unique. Sort by news for us. Let's see what I'm giving. I gave Oppenheimer five stars. That's I gave Boas

Afraid 5 stars That's up there Haven't seen it It's awesome It's probably those two I'll tell you The worst movie I saw Was

God Flash No it was a Korean movie About two people Who like love each other Past lives I haven't seen it yet But it's like

universally I know Dude it's just like The least interesting No it's just like Oh Life is hard You like

someone you know what i mean it's just like yeah i guess that hates it's just not not for me not for me i can't wait to see it looks beautiful that's the other thing too it's not you know i don't know didn't catch me i saw it in the theater you have other you also walked out of down like four so we're very true i tried watching it again recently and just stopped i'm just unmotivated i know it's a good movie i wouldn't say it's bad i wouldn't say it's bad i would never say that do you have any other food goals. Is that 50? I'll tell you my food. You're fucked, dude. I'm fine. I'm telling you my food goal. Survive.

Oh, this is the best thing we've ever done. Someone has a favorite Bjork album. I know you're not a fan. Probably homogenic is mine. Followed by Vespertine and then post and then debut. Would our fusion name be Balin or Cohound? Dude, Cohan is crazy.

That's pretty sick, huh? I like Cohen. That's a half of a... That's Gohan. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, Cohen, for sure. That's a good name. That's awesome.

Great question. Here's an interesting question. We may have to cut it. I don't know if you want to... When will the Preacher Man video return to that? Never. Never. Don't bring it up.

Okay. Top three refreshments at your favorite local Mexican restaurant. What do you get in Salton beer? Salton beer I used to get Dr. Pepper. Yeah. But I realize I'd be drinking fucking eight of them. Per dinner. That's eight more meals I'm eating

during that same meal. So there's just die coke. Yeah. I'll get horchata. I love horchata. I fucking love horchata. Dude, I love that it's pretty universal at any Mexican restaurant.

The large horchata is like a thermos size. So big. The biggest Star Home Cup, Amazon, carries. God damn it. When am I doing this? I shan't be doing this. I don't have such lofty goals. I'm not this confident.

Really hard to swallow now. that's what she said yeah you probably need to slow down to a minute is a lot fuck you okay let's see who's gonna fill in for you uh for twitching tongues when you die if you had to have somebody fill in for you if you had to have a michael graves who would that be is there anybody who you know personally who you think could fill your role i'm feeling you could probably do it probably get near. Yeah, maybe. What about drummer?

You got a style. Oh, me? Yeah. Some fucking YouTube guy or something. Craig. Craig Reynolds. Craig could crush it. He would do it.

He's got two splashes. And he's just muscle. So much muscle. That's true. Did you do a cleanse before? I did not do a cleanse. Snap your finger snap your neck hard as fuck.

What? Let's see. Give us a dissertation on Bloodborn. Now's your platform. Would it be good. I have to spoil it to desert it. If you've not played, skip five minutes. Skip about an hour if you've not played Bloodborn.

We've got some time. So. He has told me this before and it does rock. So the hunt is what it's all about. You know, essentially, I'm spoiling big time. So if you've not played Bloodmore. Is it? Stop.

It's your warning. Essentially, this church, and I might be getting some things wrong because I'm getting this from reading item descriptions about a fucking knife. This church discovers this alien blood, and the alien blood can heal anything, but eventually you turn into a beast. So the alien blood has healing properties, all kinds of stuff. It's this miracle thing. But you're going to turn into a beast

and you're going to start hunting. So who do they send to hunt the beasts? The hunters. What are the hunters used to heal? The old blood. It's a vicious. It's a cycle. And then, like, obviously that's a mystery

that is uncovered the whole time if you're paying attention. You're like discovering little things. Yeah, and you learn more about, like, the first hunters and, like, the best hunters. And you fight a lot of the things. them, the first hunter is like the big final boss. What's his name?

Or do you not know yet? German. No, you meet him very quickly. But there's a secret final boss if you find three umbilical cords. Yeah? The best ending of the game, the best one. You turn into this little slug

and you're reborn. That was one of the old ones. Mm. Which are the aliens. But it's alien. You could make a man crap. Is it actual like aliens? Like alien aliens? Like alien aliens? Crazy looking.

It starts off like Lovecraftian horror. Yeah. And goes into fucking like aliens. Like sci-fi. But like, yeah. It's like if aliens invaded a gothic lovecraftian world. Um, all right, back from Bloodborn. How many, uh, you like McRibbs?

You don't like McRibbs? No. I'm a big McRibb guy. I am often a fan of any item. can get on a menu where I don't have to customize it because I'm so picky about my sauces. That's one where, oh, it comes with onions and pickles, I'm set, you know?

When I was a kid, an idiot kid, I thought there were bones in it. I didn't understand that rib meat could be, like, processed. Like Flintstone? I literally thought it was like a Flintstone sandwich. Did you have to like, because, dude, in Chicago we have pork chop sandwiches, there's bones in it, and you have to eat around the bone.

Let's see. This is not that made. I've done this for sport. Yeah, what are you got now? 60, I think. That would be about my personal, where I'd probably feel like tapping out. I think I could maybe push it to 80 if I was real hungry.

But like I said, that parfay. Die. Do you microwave leftover pizza? Oh. What do you do? Cold. Cold? Cold pizza rocks.

I love cold pizza. You like cold proteins, chicken? Anything like that? I'll eat like a cold wing. Yeah, chewed. Cold, like, Korean barbecue or something? Oh, man. I love, yeah.

I like cold leftovers, too. Somebody asked if you could do a spin kick every 50 nuggets. Give you 50 of these. Call me in a morning. Fuck you. Woo. Do you want to say anything

about the Declaration of Independence Remix, Remaster, that just came out? Mm-hmm. Someone said, I know he just had called his life the Jeff app, but can we get a deep dive on the detonation? Oh, you have a bit fun. I mean, we'll probably talk to Taylor

about it coming. Tell me when you start seeing things. Tell me when you can see colors and smell shapes. Let's see. Dude, that happened to me. When I did the Duncan thing, I feel like I can see through time. Yeah, you probably had like 800 milligrams of caffeine.

I could see the groundhog. It was like October. Someone said Hotlaw at the 9-11 Memorial. Dark, dude. Come on. It's only been 22 years. Let's see. Do you like Megadeth?

I like this rock. Yeah. Are you, like, do you have a preference of the records? Someone just asked. I really like countdown over the station. Yeah, Countdown rocks. Dude, that's a perfect song.

It's fucking awesome. Do you know the guitar riff to just like the ball? It's crazy. It's awesome to play. It's like really fun. Gaining purpose chorus. I was doing a... The da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-na-na-na-na-na-na.

That was the inspiration. A little horrible right there. Huh? It all ties. It all ties back to Metallica for me, which ties into the misfits. It really do. Fuck Mary Kill. Princess Peach, Princess Daisy.

Rosalina? I don't think I know who Rosalina. Oh, I know Rosalina. Who's Rosalina? She's no one. Andy knows. Kill Rosalien. Who is she?

What's she from? Is she from Mario? Yeah. Okay. Just another. Yeah. Heroin. Mm-hmm.

I'll tell you who I'm marrying is the mayor. What's her name? Peach. Peach? That's, oh, yeah, she's from Galaxy. Oh, okay, okay. Who's the mayor? Pauline?

Mm. Love her. But Peach is the goat. I know, you know, I don't think I've told you this. You've said, that the Super Mario movie like rocks. I was at Best Buy the other day grabbing something, something for

this, I think. Walking and it was on and I literally froze in my tracks. It like pulled me in and I was just watching. That's one of the best movies in here. It's incredible. I got to watch it. I got to get on that. You got this, buddy.

But Princess Peaches. She's number one. Yeah. The song's Sleep Therapy is loosely about a dream I had about Princess Peaks. Was it sexual? No. Romantic.

Different things. Totally different. You're not horny. I'm not horny. I know. A lot of people asking you about fighting a bear, brother. Why? I don't know.

I won't do it. What's your opinion on the T-bell discontinued grilled-stuffed burrito? It's a crime against humanity. Oh, God. I don't want to hear about grilled-staff burritos. That thing was fucking awesome. Although I had to get it without the sauce.

Again, I'm weak. Damn, I might shit myself. I'm glad I wore my light jeans today. Ah. Cereal. What cereals do you like, huh? I'm of the opinion that there really isn't a bad cereal.

There's a bad cereal. Like what? Interesting. Most of them. Oh. I need fruity cereal. You don't like fruit loops? I don't know.

Tricks? They're for kids. He says, $8,200. I love tricks. The original shapes. What's your favorite? You cinnamon made?

Cinnamon touch marks, but... It's kind of the de facto number one. That's safe. Yeah, right. The real two best cereals of all time. Rice Krispity treats. Yeah, the OG. Because the one that came back wasn't right.

Not the same. Still good. Not the same. And Waffle Crisp. Dude, I do love Waffle Crisp. No argument. I couldn't eat less than a box. Do you like...

Do you like cinnamon life? What did you call me? I love cinnamon life cereal. I think it's a great cereal. Oh, hot. Ooh. Sadden up. Hmm?

Okay, so we got 12, 13. So that's 100. Tom. 30. 36. It's pretty good. It's so crazy. I've done 60 for fun.

Are you having fun? No. Maybe that's the problem. Favorite demo episode? Don't shake it up. Yeah, still sucks. Favorite demo episode? That'd be a good idea.

How long do you think you could survive in the wilderness with just a multi-tool and a tarp? I'm killing myself day one. Yes, dude, straight off, dude. Nobody wants to live that bad. And we've talked about, like, if the apocalypse happens. Oh, my God. If zombie shit happens, I'm out. I'm a zombie day one.

No problem. I'm letting the cats out, and then I'm done. No, there's zombies, too. I wish. I wish. Are you playing? You know what? The dogs might be the factor in, like, you know,

I'll survive until something happens. It's my mom, and then that's it. Yeah, I agree. Mount Rushmore of dipping sauces. Speaking of, you want to get some ketchup? No. I really don't. Really don't.

Okay. This is hard. Yeah, yeah. I didn't have to do it. The rain. You think the rain fucked you up? Threw you off? It's the city.

Mercury. The city. It's so retrograded right now. You playing any video games lately? What? You've been busy. Yeah, I've been busy, but I... Redue in your office.

Oh, yeah. I finished it. What'd you think? Loved it. Armour course six is the first game I finished this year. Wow. And I've started. Yeah, yeah, same here.

Somebody asked, what can I eat 200 of? Like, maybe... Boons? Yeah. 200 individual beans? I wouldn't like that. Somebody asked me for a culver's order. Butterburger, ketchup,

Crickle Cup fries, diet root beer. They switched to coconut, too. Place rocks. Let's see. This is hard. This is carbure. How's baseball season treating your favorite team?

Did you grow up a baseball fan? No. Does Connecticut, who does Connecticut root for? Thank you so. Yeah. This is a good one. Fuck Mary Kill. James, my James, Brody, Sean Martin.

Damn. It's a good one. I've got to kill James, unfortunately. Just because of your dedication of the others. Yeah, I understand. I would kill Brody three times. I'm already married to Brody. Yeah.

I already get to fuck wrong with riffs all the time. It's done. Wow. Easy. Someone's asking about bands that aren't existing anymore. Best European bands, but you can't say kickback. Main strike. No turning back. Rise and fall.

Rising fall. I like to eyeball for a bit. True blue. True blue. World collapse. Watch out now. This is ban from... Oh, dude.

Man, this is tough. Oh. That's good. man from Finland Oh dude Cold inside Cold inside I love

I love beast milk I have one shirt I love that band They don't exist anymore You love that shirt I love it I was brought it I may have brought

You bought You do You really do You know what sucks Is the way you laid this out That's not even 100 Fuck you I'm not that

I'm just like that Yeah Yeah So you're playing a show on Sunday That's all of them That's all the Discord ones I can scroll back Don't worry

A bit more There's more Um What was the most like A band broke up And it bummed you out Do you get emotional about stuff like that? Uh

Bolfauer after I saw one it was like I need to see that again I never will do you have any bands that you've never that you never got to see type oh yeah you never saw typo no I was tricked that

me neither but born anew just me a second oh he's doing good doing so good so strong

maybe standing up is a good It feels good. Yeah, yeah. See that. This is my body. Just telling me not to swallow. Yeah, you've had a full mouth for like 20 minutes. For a while.

And also, I will say not having a straw, brutal. Not being able to just suck one down, for sure. Yeah. For sure. Do you want to talk about what you? What? Do you want to talk about what you're doing for Halloween? Can you?

Yeah, I think so. I'm sorry, Rob. Rob's, he's on. He's good. Indus squats. Yeah. This is how Chris Benoit would punish himself if he, like, fucked up a spot or had a bad match or something. I'll leave that. Yeah.

Maybe not. Maybe not. Best way to go about it. Some wrestlers have. Yeah. All right. You're fine. Everything's fine.

All right. Come on. What are you doing for Halloween? Huh? Okay. I need you guys to know he's doing the bed, but when he's looking at me, when he's doing that, his eyes are asking for help. My heart rate is crazy. Feel it?

It is pumping iron, dude. Well, you did just do it, but you squads in jumping. I forgot about that. October 28. Don't worry about that. October 28 at midnight hour. There's a funny circumstance to do this. Oh, a benefit show for my brother in the pit.

We're not headlining. Can't announce the headliner yet. Secret thing. I know who it is. It's pretty cool. But we're doing a full Misfit set, switching tongues. I heard the set list. The Twitch fits.

Ooh. I already made the love on everything. I already made it. It's, I saw the set list. It will not disappoint. That's all I'm going to say. For fans of all errors. I wasn't going to say that.

But it's true. I almost just shit myself on that cost. Dangerous. So at what point are you going to call it? When I can't do it. Well, you're not even halfway. When I can't do it physically. You know?

I'm here. Do you have a favorite comedian? Do you watch much stand-up? Not even more. Yeah. Yeah. You ever been to see you stand up live? Yeah.

What do you think of that? Yeah. It's fine. Yeah. I just, there's something about like, come, let me make you laugh. It's a two drink minimum for a reason, yeah. Yeah.

Not a sober man's night out, I suppose. I do like it. I like Aspects on it, for sure. Do you have a favorite right now? Uh, I feel like Shane Gillis is like, the current best staff in the world. Yeah. Period.

If it was the 90s, he would be... Arenas. He would be in fucking... Yeah. He would be in twins, too. Yeah. I like him, and I like Andrew Santino. Went to James High School.

What's funny? The Redhead. Oh. Redhead guy, Red Beard. I think he's very funny. Yeah, he went to Naperville. When'd you work out last? Two days ago.

When you're not, you working out while you're here? You brought your bands, I saw. You go anywhere without those bands? Traveling a while? You never know. This is fucked up. Yeah. There goes a piece.

Okay, we're falling apart here a little bit. A little bit. I hate you, I'm so disappointing. I hope I throw it up. It's still, I hope you don't. That'll make me, if you... I'm going to do it too. I'm going to do the same can.

You can go. Parfay, I didn't need enough. I'm fine. I'm fine. Did you ever play the L.A. Noura games? Oh, yeah. Game, I should say. Yeah, I loved it.

That game fucking rocked. I loved it. There's some reason why there will never be another one. Yeah, it's the rare. It's rare. Studios. It's rocked though. But it has, it's tied in somehow with rare.

Where that was like, there was like drama about how rock star treated But isn't that they developed the face detection technology specifically for it. And now like nobody else can use that or something? That sounds right. Yeah. They did a remaster. A few years ago. It was very good.

But a two? L.A. Naur 2 would. A lot of twos would do very well now. Bully 2? Which one? Bullie. You ever?

That would do bully is fucking awesome. It's a little hard to go back just because it looks like shit. It's outdated. But holy shit. If you had a choice to bring... I got to hit 100. You know? Okay.

All I know is any... Andy Rob and I are about to have like 30 nuggets. No, no. It's gonna be great. If you could bring a game back, make a sequel for a game. Bloodborn. Bloodborn 2?

Yeah. No question. We're back again. Even just redone Bloodborn? Yeah, when was it? It's not been remastered or anything? No remastered. master, no 60 frames.

They're for sure gonna. Like eventually. It's been due to trends on Twitter once a week. Wow. People love it, huh? Huh? Yeah, they'll love it. Never touched it.

Good, man. Not touched it. I'm a piece of shit. A coward. I think maybe you should, you want to try ketchup? What's right? You know a little ketchup? This sack, that's all

ketchup. which is mostly sugar. Of course, you get, yeah, why these? This is one thing that chick filets really got on lock. You go to cut up down? Everything dipping sauce.

Everything's good. What, ugh, God. Okay. Maybe we'll just do that much. Why can you do that? We're in my room, by the way, and my room's gonna... It's gonna smell like something.

One way or the other. Couple different somethings, maybe. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, Rob. Top five pirates of all time? What? Pirates. You into pirates?

Butt, land, bay. Pittsburgh. Hell no. Please don't puke. I'll be so bombed if you puke. Ketchup Nugget. Ketchup Nugget. We learned.

Here, I'm going to take, just hold that Nuggy. That's up bad. We're gonna hide No, put it in that I can pick one Put in that No, it's okay I don't want to throw it with the ketchup

Catchup bad This shirt was loose When it started this That's 79 Or that's 80 That's 79 Yeah

Huh Doing so good Let's see Blackbeard's sick He actually set his beard on fire When he would go into battles and stuff He would take the thing that they put in cannons to like them

and tie them into his beard to like them and like them, like, and then go in. It's pretty dope. It's crazy. Like this guy. What's the best show you've ever played in New York? Blade in New York? Yeah. We played a real humdinger together at the Webster Hall.

That was fucking awful. What a pile of shows that was. That was particularly bad in, like, metal. We were both of Metal Blade at the time and Metal Blade at the time, and Metal Blade came and it was just like it was a rough one. That was when we pulled up and there was, the whole street is a venue.

It's by near where which Led Zeppelin record is it? The one with the window. The one with all the windows on it. And we pulled up and you know, it's in Manhattan. And we were like loading and blah blah. We asked the

Taylor and I asked the people working like, hey where should we park about it? And they were just like, and wherever you can need to park a mile away and walk all the shit over what if I die you could

you could but from what uh sodium poisoning you can also rupture your stomach you could have a heart attack you know hey you're not a phone so

let's think if 200 is seven and a half that means that 100 is 3.75 so you're at you know probably three pounds of food, which is two steak dinners and all the sides. I mean, a 72-ounce steak is not even. That's a quarter. I want to take my shirt off and put it over your face and kill you.

I didn't. But that's not me. It's the nuggets. It's Ron, ghost of Ron. I'll never do it, you. Yeah. So if you were going to get something from completing this task, yeah. I almost feel like not what has to happen. I wasn't going to get anything. Oh, so nothing happens We never agreed on that opinion What happens is I get humiliated in front of the entire world So shameful In front of 8,000

Hmm Fucking hell, this sucks We were going to get bagels today We were gonna Don't say a bagel Colin loves a bagel What's that place you like? I might throw up

Hanks Hanks, please don't throw up Andy move in case he's here If you can please Hanks Sherman Oaks Make it to the toilet if you don't go there It's his They got sushi-grade locks.

It's good. Don't say that. This is a lot grosser than I thought it was going to be. Yeah. I wasn't lying on burbing. It's involuntary. Just drank two. I wonder if that's hurting you that you drank two.

That was beautiful. Did you see that? It was very nice. You have, you know, over 30 ounces of Diet Coke in you, too. It's helping. You think so? Trust me. I wouldn't have been able to finish many bites without that.

You do got to wash it down. sure for sure I was almost it oh dude please don't puke in my room dude that would suck so bad there aren't any more rooms this is it where's it gonna go

well puk in the toilet I'm saying what's that for them I'm just no I'm just saying that's the last resort don't puke first resort just try to agree agree to disagree oh boy I'm gonna look you dead in the eyes

if I fell out And if you're You're cursed for life Because if you do You better not have a little brother I saw someone say recently That the unforgivable videos Were like the first

Cultural Internet Like Everyone knew it Thing Bival Unbelievable Yeah

I feel like that's had a little Revival lately too What do you think McDonald's would say about you attempting this? Don't do it. Yeah. Don't do it, Colin. He's sweating. There's sweat.

You see it? Glyssony. Hey, I'm impressed. You're over 80. What does that mean? That's more than I think I could do. So I, you know. 100%.

You ain't going to know. Yeah? That I don't. That is to be true. He's just trying to trick me. I already had my parfé. He knows I can't do it. There's 80.

I'm just saying you set me up. You're stupid son. This is a lot of numbers. What is the biggest video game, like the most popular video game, that you didn't like? Zelda. That's so true. That's right. All of them.

No hits. You play it? There's hits. Zero tracks. There's Zelda's got track. All right here, kind of pretty good. That's my fan Don't touch them

You think about calling it Fuck you How much time has that been Andy? This much I think it's been A little more than that It's been an hour

I'm doing great But see you're Not on track No I'm off I fell off A little bit Highkey Hey

He fell off for real You can't You can't sweat nap In my room either It's off limit Think about chili I'm coming Boba Let's see if the old Instagram has any

Any questions for you Instagram Yeah you posted about it on our thing We got 17 DMs let's see Someone said Jesus fucking Christ How do you feel about that? 100%

Yeah Someone said Someone said we should have died dined in. It'd be fresh. I'm done to throw up. Don't throw up. My favorite part is

what's her name? Is it Mary? The mom's name. Mary Schenberger? No, it's Brendan Hoff. I'm talking about the actress. Dale. Oh, that's her actual name. Mary Steenbergen. Very smart.

Which she just goes, don't throw up. It's so fucking good. You know it's a little detail about that that I never know. It took me 10 times to even notice it is when he's like, hey, whatever the mom's name is. Could you make me a sandwich? And she's like, sure, but I'm hungry. Look in your right hand. And he's like, dude.

This is unbelievable. You ever see magnolia? Yeah. Yeah. A lot of people are encouraging you, Colin, they believe in you. I would say, stop believing in me. this is so hard yeah it's a lot buddy

it's like three and a half pounds you're at right now let's see do you want to know how much food that is no okay don't ever sell me are you feeling tired like are you actually snoozy

yeah I'm just kidding it's me someone said why not 10 20 pieces and three large diet cooks guys you fucking imbecile When you order 20, they give you two tens. Hello.

Amateur. Amateur. You dumb bastard. There's a... My help was water. Oh, yeah, the water. Good call. Oh, dude, we could do Fuddruckers sometime soon, too.

That'd be great. I'm going to throw up in your nose, in your ears, down your mouth. You'll never fucking recover if you say Fuddruckers. my flood rock all over your ass oh boy oh boy you know should we talk about not going to Detroit people are asking about that no we just had to change your plans was all what's the biggest meal you've ever eaten in your life I've said it before and I don't know if it's statistically correct or calorically but the first time I ever had chippole I had three

tacos and a burrito three tacos I think anybody can reasonably do do. Easy. A whole burrito, if you're in the right mind, you can don't it. No problem. Both of them. And I think back on it and I still don't know how I did. I was a young man. But I've never been like a big eater. And especially since I got sick earlier in the year when I had COVID, like ever since then my appetite's been pretty pretty small. Not good. What's the most interesting thing you've ever done? I snorkel and kayaked in the Caribbean once in a marine preserve with like sea turtles and stuff. That was pretty fun.

I really liked an episode, and we could kind of tease the old Whitney episode that will be coming out for a Hauntler this month. That was really cool. I really enjoyed that. We have a Hauntler that's going to be coming out soon. It might even be out. It might even be out at this time, so apologies.

But either way. Hope you really liked it. We had a great time. We were walking on a lot. over the place. Haunted mansion in Detroit. That beef, Wellington. It all comes back to food.

I didn't do that on purpose. This is hard, man. Were you a Disney guy growing up? I didn't go to Disneyland for the first time until I was 16. But like movies? Did you watch Disney movies? Didn't get into it until late.

I love me. Really? Yeah. That's very surprising with like how you love musicals and stuff? I know. I just, we weren't. That's good. We weren't a Disney house.

Yeah. And somewhere like that. I think Christian James were the same way. Huge Disney. You watch what you got. Yeah, yeah, of course. Of course.

We just, the library had them. We were going to run movies from the library a lot. My dad didn't want him. He wanted T2. You know? Damn, I'm spitting everywhere. Do you have a favorite Disney song?

Like an animated cartoon classic. He lives in you from the Lion King, too. That's right. It's the only one Hans Zimmer wrote for it. And it's the main theme. I think it was written for the Broadway show. Yeah. And it's like the main thing in the Broadway show,

but they use it for like the opening of the second one. Mine is go the distance. Michael Bolton version. What's, uh... Man's got pipes. Be a man? Dude, be a man. That's a fucking...

The like a cappella part means and the fronching with... Be are mine. On a man. And the kind of a great time. Amazing. That's number two. That's number two for me. Yeah, that's a good one.

Sometimes I think about the music from Just Can't Wait to Be King or whatever it's called. Like the intro music of that and I get like mad. Like angry. That's Hans Zimmer. He wrote that? He did the score for the first one. Yeah.

No idea. Wow, that is some soft lore. I had no idea. I think that's that and Gladiator are his only wins. Which is... It's been robbed. I'm just... Oh.

He's spitting all over the place. Oh, my God, everywhere. He deserves it for... What do you think is his best work? Hans. Hans. I'm soaked. Just from outside.

I'm not pissing myself. It's hard not to say interstellar. Yeah. Just because, like, subtract it as a score. Right, just as a standalone. Like if Mozart heard that, he'd be like, that was dope. Yeah. I thought Mozart had good music.

Type O negative. Yeah, that's like any classical composer. My mom at one point was like, I've been wondering like where the, because she's a big classical music fan. Yeah. And like a classical pianist, pianist. You got rid in your tummy with the pillow. Oh, yeah.

I'm pregnant. 12 months pregnant. My mom was like, I've been wondering where the classical musicians are, and she was like, I realize they're all in film. So obviously she hears stuff like Hans Zimmer and was like, this is where this has been. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense. Intercellar just as a, as pieces of music.

music is crazy. Pirates, dude. It's tough, it's tough because he, uh, what? He couldn't do pirates. So, the, like, main theme was just something he, like, sketched out in a day. And somebody else scored the first one.

I see. That's why he did the rest of him. I see. But the, dun dun dun dun, da-da-dun-dun. And that's just, he sketched that out in a day. Yeah, so I sat down the world to it. I tried something.

I don't know. Let's see. It's really similar to the Gladiator one. Yeah. Very similar. But hey. If I wrote the Gladiator's Corps, I'd be like, I gotta use this one. Yeah, yeah.

What is Dave Groll says in one documentary. He says, I was in Nirvana, I could do whatever I want. That's fucking awesome. Like during, he's like producing something. They're like, it's a little, he's like, I can do whatever I want. He can. He really can. Saw them play at Rye Fest a little bit.

How was it? Left, but it was. late. They played a long, long set. They did the thing where, I think I was telling you, where they, you know, that song that's like, all my life five minutes for something, something going. They made that 12 minutes. They do that with all. Yeah, so I guess, every long as 15 minutes.

And I, personally, not there for that. I want to hear the hits. I want them to do their thing. Hey, which, like, I can't really disagree. He's a wizard. I have no disagreement. You think this is about it, bud? What if I just died? That would suck, dude.

Be crazy. Be on film. It'd be a whole investigation. They would confiscate this. You'd never get to see it. But I'd be a legend. You'd be a legend. You'd be like a TikTok sensation, dude.

Oh, we'd be so... McDonald's would be fucked, and that's what I'd be most bummed with. Yeah, right. But then I would, you know, bury your bottom half, cremate the top. Thank you. As per my wishes. So we are at... 80.

85? So disappointing. It's not that bad. I bet you 85% of the people watching couldn't do 85. But I said at 200. I know you did, and I knew at the time it was wrong. Until I saw it. It's hard.

It's a lot of food. It's the hardest thing I've ever done in my life. So you tapping out? Yeah, not officially. The good thing to know. know is none of this is going to waste because I'm going to house these nuggets. I've been staring at them for an hour. Rob, you hungry?

I want you to try one just so you see what I'm eating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Try one from there. One 99. Oh, yeah, they're soggy. Oh, so too. That's worse possible nugget. Yeah, it's a bad nugget.

I've eaten 85 of those. It's dense? Yeah. I'm over it already. There's like dense and squishy, no crunch at all. I'm eating fucking SpongeBob 85 times There's no mick in this, it's just nugget, you know?

It's getting me emotional. Tell you what, though. What? It's tasty. I'm on one. I can't taste it anymore. You should probably stop. Who?

Who? You still see me, Bob? Once I throw up or shit, I'll be fine. Oh, please don't throw up. Because I can't get that out of the room. I'll just know it's in there. I sleep right here. It's gonna haunt me.

That's the hauntler. Oh, God. What's the scariest movie you ever saw? Like, what fucked you up? You know, I don't know if anything fucked me up. Nothing as a kid was like, oh, I'm up, or I have nightmares. No, I always slept really well after horror movies. I felt comforted knowing that I wasn't in that situation.

That is some silver lining bright side. Like, I'm not in that. I'm not, that's not me. Taking out the trash was scarier to me than any. I don't know yeah yeah I have nice I'm not gonna you're not you're not getting out of this box no what's the most trouble you've ever been in oh like legally or in like a fun way fun one okay in fourth grade there was a school project where did to make a business let me put the bite that please don't throw up you're good

You're so good. Just take your time, be slow. Fourth grade, business. Don't look at me. And you want to do. Fourth grade, Whiting Lane Elementary School, let's start for Connecticut.

The project was like a school business type thing where you had to make a business, you and a partner had to make a business, and present it to your class. And another student had to invest in your business. But just like... Not real, but like you have

like a certificate for like one investment. I got you. And like you can invest to one thing and everybody has to pick a different one. Mine and Mike Grinsfelders project was school was like a band. It was like you can invest in our band. Didn't play any instruments at this time.

So we recorded like a mixtape from the radio. and like uptuned it so it sounded like us sing and between songs just talk shit to the kid that bought it being like fuck you ben you're a little bitch you little bit fucking pansy um he puts it in the fucking on the car ride home so it's like mom like look at what my my investment they made for my class project dude so my dad thought it was hilarious i was okay my mom mom is in shambles.

Yeah, of course. My mom and Preacher Man are at this fucking meeting about it, and they're just so serious and sad. I get suspended. You got suspended for that. Oh, full on, yeah, big time. Because it was a school

project. It was like I made that for school. How long? The suspension? Hold on. Was I suspended? A week, I think? Pretty long. It is long. I'm full. Like, I got into fights and it was like two days.

I'm very full. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, bud, you're at 86. 86. It's a round number. I want to throw up so bad. Please don't throw it. It would feel so good.

You're going to throw it, go do it in your room. But then there's no way to monitor it. We got you on Mike, buddy. Don't Pucon Rob's Mike. I can fake that. You can't fake that. We would know. You can't break those guts.

I can break these cuffs. This is the worst thing. I've ever done. Is this the most trouble you've ever been? This is it. I hope this is at least fun to watch. I don't think it is. I think it'll be just fine.

I don't think anybody's going into this to learn. They're going to learn a lot about me. I'm a coward. I'm a bitch. So 86 seems to be the number, y'all. This was great. This was informative. No more.

No more. Let leave it. Leave it. Down. leave it I can pull it online yeah

so we're gonna eat all of these um Rob I hope you're real hungry what have you learned Colin anything you want to 87 it's so bad don't

come on man if that's the one that makes you puke I'm gonna be so fucking mad 87 nuggets 87 nuggets I can't go 88 because it's racist I got to stick with 87 but it's also youth crew we're in New York

Breakdown demo? That's true. 87's wrong number. I'm sorry I failed you all. Failed myself more than anything. It was for dinner. Yeah. What time is it?

Damn. Oh, it's only three? You got some time, at least. Sleep, though. Yeah, all right. This is crazy. You good? We're not alone here in this room.

Uh-huh. I can't elaborate. They'll kill me. Well, I think that that just about does it, huh? What do you say? Right over an hour? Hour 15, you know, give a take. I'm sorry, I failed you all.

See you next week. I got to get one ripping fart on. Yeah. You're going to shit yourself. I almost just did. Oh, please don't, dude. That'd be awesome. There's no other room.

The hotel's full. I would have to leave. In my pants. pants you don't have to go anywhere who you live in my ass you finally have to move get out of there see you next week bye I got to go lie down tell them what you told me I ate about 18 of them nuggets college just got back from puking up you're puking up I feel so good dude I've been gone that we wrapped five minutes ago yeah I walked in my room puked instantaneously I feel like I'm gonna be mad I could run half Marathon half go

Too wet. But they were terrible, and I'm very impressed that he ate that many. Rob said the same. He had about 10. They're wet and, like, chewy. Like, you couldn't bite them. You had to crunch, you had to rip them. They were terrible.

So 87 is... 87 terrible nuggets is equivalent to 200 really good. So I did it in a way. It would be in a way for five minutes, and then they were gone. Oh. That was awesome. That's the best puke in my whole life. Yeah?

I feel like I just slept for eight hours. You feel like you'll remember that one? That puke? That puke? I'm gonna be like, do you remember that one? Yeah. It was, I was covered in that. It was awesome.

It was everywhere. He sent a picture. I have a picture. I'll put it in right yet. Oh, don't put it in. People need to. They need to, they saw the journey. They need to see the destination.

I hope you're not eating. I hope you're eating. I hope it's gone. I did it. Cut.