HardLore - Danhausen (Human Form)

Episode Date: August 11, 2022

Colin and Bo chat with AEW superstar, future world champion FRIEND OF THE SHOW Danhausen in this exclusive conversation with his rare human form. This was only achieved with Knotfest's immense CGI budget.   HardLore: A Knotfest Series, Fueled by Monster Energy Edited by Steven Grise • Title sequence by Nicholas Marzluf Join the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes. Join the HARDLORE DISCORD for community discussions and to participate in our future Q&A episodes. FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, SPOTIFY, APPLE FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER   For sponsorship opportunities, email us! [e-mail] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

welcome. It's hard lore time. What's up, Bo? Hey, brother. Okay. Can you believe this guest we have today? I literally can't. This is the most hard lore we've done in like a week. Think about it. Dude, I am. If I say it's hard lore time one more time, it's going to be blowing my brains out time. He's hard burnt. Well, all right. Let's get to it here. Okay. Our guest today is only possible through the power for through the immense power of not fest's crazy cgi budget we were able to through the power of modern technology and dolly robotics uh get mr danhausen's human form very rare still evil very rare dan how was i not supposed to talk yet Oh, you talk whenever you want. Oh, you talk whenever you want. How's it going?

Good. I'm very tired. I've been traveling all day. Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. No, that's okay. That's all right. I was in Columbus last night, and then we drove to Grand Rapids today. Danhausen drives. The listener's not going to believe that. No.

So what's happening is the technology is changing blimp to drive? Yeah, of course. It's in CGI. Word is, this is a, this is a, we're doing. like a Danhausen Madlib, but you know, we're filling in the words later that you're saying. Right, yeah, it's all post. It's all taking care of them. Yeah, this is how movies

work. I feel like so many people are going to be so weirded out just seeing you as like a talking, living, breathing human guy. That's fine. They have to get used to the budget. Yeah, that's true. And I'm just, I'm barely getting used to it here, huh? Yeah, yeah.

You've seen it at Disney. Exactly, but I can do this now. Oh. That's the same technology powering Dan Housinsons' human face. Same as this one. Exactly. Not possible. Also, a podcast, though, so you just did lights on a podcast.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, I know. I'm encouraging video viewership, you know? Okay, all right, that's fair. I think we think more people listen, but I really feel like YouTube is the way. Because there's so much you're missing out on. I have not watched a YouTube. Wow.

You know, first books were extinct, you know? Yeah. Now we're trying to make podcast extinct, and you got to look at us to do it. So, Mr. Housen, you know what this pod is about... McDonald's. Mostly McDonald's. Yeah, basically. About 40% McDonald's.

The first time I met you within like five minutes, I was, you were sitting on my lap. Remember that? What was this? Were we on the way to, what's that pizza place called? Quads. It was what, me, you, Brody King? Mm-hmm. And we had a lovely time, Colin.

There was no issue that night. We did. I think that's going downhill that place. They had Diet Pepsi and Brody King was not happy. He was not happy. Diet Pepsi's fine, man. He's going to be listening to this. He's going to text me.

He's going to piss me off. I'll fall on the sword for Diet Pepsi. But you know what? You know what? Pepsi Max is better. Pepsi Max is great. Also, I don't know if it's diet cherry Pepsi is actually good. I'm not a cherry-flavored guy.

I know you're not. I know you're not. I know that Danhausen friend of the show would know that I'm not a cherry-flavored guy. You know, this is a touring show. Yeah. You are a touring motherfucker. I'll tell you what. You get around.

A little bit. Brody argues you're in a band, and I was like, we tour every week. Yeah, that's- Exactly. he he's talking i hope he's listening he's talking on his ass there's a group chat that's literally just he colin and i and he just shot on me for like four hours today he really did that was my day who cares i'm not giving him a platform for not what is the better question yeah yes there was no correct answer yeah so as as a touring fellow something i noticed about you mr human danhausen yes every flight you take oh

to late. Literally. Literally. I live in Montreal. Their airport is terrible. Okay. I don't know if that has something new. A lot of my connections are also in LaGuardia. So I have the

Montreal to LaGuardia. One two shot. Yeah. And then for us, we have to, since it's international, I don't know what they're doing at this airport, but you have to show up at least four hours early. Four hours.

I show up three and I'm pushing it. Like I'm making it as we're boarding. What? Yes, it is wild. I think, I don't think you'll care. Evil Uno, I think, was, he missed his flight and he was four hours, I believe. Is Evil Uno a Montrealian?

He's Canadian, but he drives Montreal sometimes. So is this hours of you being in line? Yes, this is usually security. What? is an hour, hour and a half. And then customs is an hour, hour and a half. Depending on the day. Sometimes they'll show up and I go straight through everything, no problem.

Yeah, right. But if I don't know what's going to be what that day, so I have to just show up. So every Tuesday, you're holding your mirror at home, just gritting your teeth preparing for war. Yes. Like when I was coming from the Detroit airport, I just, I show up.

I go in. That's it. I'm done. You're done. Yeah. So then to go to that is, it's insane. Does Montreal not have like a precheck type system? So they have global entry, but it's super hard to get an appointment because you have to like full on set an appointment because it's more than TSA precheck.

It's more than clear. Yeah. Yeah. It's literally global. Yeah. So they have to like full on interview you and they have to schedule it. And I think because of COVID, it's all backed up. So I don't have that.

You know what's funny? That's crazy. I flew to and from LAX over the weekend. And on the way back, my flight was delayed by an hour. and I was like, and now I know how those guys feel. You know what I mean? Yeah,

that's how, yeah. Meanwhile, I just like got a burger and watched more TikTok. Like, that's all I did. But you, but,

but in Dan has in human form case, a delay in Montreal, man, that makes my skin crawl. The airport has, it's not even, it's not a good airport. It has a Starbucks and some

weird, like Irish tavern. That's not good. And that just another diner. like American style diner or something it's called. And they're all overpriced. That sounds better than LAX, I'll be honest with you. LAX, what does it have?

It has a, that subplaced, Jersey. Lemonade. Jersey Mike's rocks. But I ate at the Rebel Rock, whatever I had a burger. I spent 50 bucks. I'm always at the Delta, the Delta part of it. So I don't know if there's less there. I, like, but the crazy part is there's like no McDonald's anywhere.

No. Well, I don't understand my Montreal airport doesn't have a McDonald's. Detroit Airport has a McDonald's. Detroit is kidded up, dude. Oh, yeah. It's got that. It's got P.F. Chang's what I just ate at the other day. I feel like, you know which one's real good?

Is the Newark Airport just got like renovated? Oh, yeah. And it's got like, it's got a panda, dude, like a brand new panda. I ate it at the other day. Oh, cow. Like a month ago. Wow. So my wife is allergic to like peanuts, tree nuts, sesame seeds, all of that stuff.

and I was like, I looked at the ingredients and I was like, Panda has sesame oil. And I was like, I'm going to go by mouthwash so I can eat Panda Express. Is she that sensitive? Yeah, it's bad. Wow. Yeah, and a flactic style. And you just can't. If I eat this meal, I can't be kissing on my wife.

This guy's obsessed with his wife. I'll go brush my teeth and I'll eat. I don't want to kill her. Danhausen loves his wife. Um, so something I was wondering about is like other wrestlers probably have a pretty hard time. Like Brody, for example, firsthand I've seen just like walking around gets caught up, gets stopped. Are you kind of under the radar when you're in human form? I used to be.

You know, it's, that's a good sign, my man. It's starting to not. So like, it depends. Like, I can generally get. get away if it's a non-wrestling proud for the most part, but like I was recognized at a grocery store the other day, like just out. They just yelled, can I get a photo with you? And I went, who do you think I am? I'm going to make sure they do it. But then you start talking. And it's like, I can't, I can't help but hear the, who do you think I am? You know, it's just. Someone at a, it was a GNC once. He's like, oh, are you Dan Hounson? And I was like, what? He goes, I recognize your voice when you said hi to the guy at the front counter.

He's like, I listen to voice acting. And I was like, oh, okay. Know that Dan House. Well, you're also 6 foot 7, 300 pounds. Yeah, that's hard to miss. That's where they get you. It's a real shame. Yeah, that's where it is.

The voice is, I don't know, to me you've got like a, who, I think it's a hint. Well, now, it's a very, well, you add. the bra and you know and that's what that's what gives it but without it I still the DNA is still in there also I hate to break it to you but after being on hard lord now you're fucked everyone's gonna yeah now I've just gonna know my voice there's gonna be 2.2 thousand people that recognize you now and 1.2 thousand people that recognize you now and 1.2 000 people that recognize your voice okay is that an accurate number those are pretty I cannot confirm whether or not those are real stats.

I feel like those are good numbers. I have no clue. You know, maybe they'll be better after this one. We'll see. It's just been me and Bo for a while. I'm going fucking crazy with this guy. He hates me, dude. He's got a new mustache.

Yeah. What's going on with that? It's a sound is very mustache. I'm not crazy about it, but, uh... Chicks love it? I'm keeping it. You're a fucking pervert. You know that?

You're disgusting. Next topic. Must be a must be. I live and breathe. Yeah. You know, I don't want to rush to food, but you talked about McDonald's this early. Yeah. I got to know what you, what's your McDonald's order?

Because you don't like, oh, go away, hold on. The McDonald's test. Yes. Tell us about the Dan House of McDonald's test. This is because of Montreal. I have not found any restaurant there that passes the McDonald's test. This is where if I go to a restaurant and I pay over a certain amount and I leave there going, I would have rather ate McDonald's.

Bad or good, bad or good McDonald's, it does not pass the McDonald's test. There's been zero restaurants that have passed it. Not one local Montreal eatery is as good as McDonald's. I don't think so. I think it's all flavorless and terrible and overrated. There's a few things that are good. But as a whole. But McDonald's good is.

Yeah. It's its own category. It's also everything there is randomly closed. Like just, it's a Tuesday. something's closed. Doesn't matter what. Monday. There's pizza places that close at like 8 p.m. on Saturdays.

I don't like that. And it's like, what? Why did you open a pizza? Why exist? Yeah. Also, nobody has fountain drinks there. You lost me again.

Only McDonald's and any like fast food place has it. So, McDonald's and cans? cans. Cans. I'll just. Man.

Dude, is that a new thing or is that a COVID remnant? I think that's just a thing there. Of course. They've been complaining about it for a long time. A restaurant where I offer, where I order a soda and they bring me a can is like one of the most. They bring you a can and a cup and ice. It's a heinous food crime. It's a racket.

I'm paying $3.99 for this thing that I know costs you fucking $0.49 cents wholesale. And then I got a guy to hold another one to get a. refill. If I got this in a bar, they would give it to me for free. There's not free refills. Oh, my God. So one of the things I was most, I think I've talked about this before, but I was very fearful of like, there was a point in time during COVID where Chipotle, it was like, sorry during this time, like, there's no free refills because we want to limit the amount of times you're like going to the thing. Yeah. We don't want people sticking around, blah, blah, blah. And I really, I was like, well, that's the beginning of the end.

We're Europe now. Yeah. That's signs of the one of the truth. thankfully that's not the case I've never been to Europe but after let's see you guys I'm always like I feel like Montreal it's a hint of Europe oh Montreal is the most European city you are in like like part of France you're for your France adjacent

absolutely every time I'm there I'm like I can't believe we just teleport it to Europe yeah yeah have you had dirty dogs yet yeah that was no I didn't okay is it good dirty dogs might pass McDonald's test very expensive

very expensive. Everything is very expensive. It's wild. Like any steak there is, it's weird. It's a weird cut of meat. I don't know what it is. But all of them are over like $50. It doesn't matter what.

It's just $50. And it comes to some weird green sauce that tastes like, Chimchir. No, no, no. I always think that's what it's going to be. And they won't tell you what it is. What? What is happening?

I'm blanking. I'm blanking on it. Is it baking soda that goes into gravy? like or like corn sauce. I love gravy. Something like, but it has the dust. Has the dust. The dust is in this,

this gravy. Well, maybe I'm, maybe I like it. It's like, it's like a fucking Salisbury steak. That's what they're serving you in Montreal. As a premium steak.

Yeah. Were you going to ask me what my, my McDonald's order was? Yeah. Yeah. I needed to clarify the test first for the listener. I like the test. That's a good.

You can replace the test with any of your favorite local, you know, whatever fast food that you choose, like probably, whatever. But I say McDonald's, because even bad McDonald's is acceptable. I mean, but this is a thing we've talked about at length, till we were purple in the face, is that McDonald's is scientifically engineered to be the best tasting thing ever. Yes. And to be affordable.

So, like, why would I eat anywhere else? The only weird McDonald's I've ever truly had, like I said before, is in Malaysia. because they can't do ground beef. So it's like a weird kind of burger. It's like a steak sandwich. But very like flake steak, like thin. It's not great. Still fucking pretty damn good.

You know what I mean? Oh, okay. So what are you getting? What's your McHausen order? So I usually do double quarter pounder with cheese. Oh. My goodness. What?

What is it? That's an order. Yeah. Okay. So I do that. A pound, brother. What do they call it in Montreal? Oh, I don't know.

I don't know what they call it. I can't read. I can't read or say. A doulet, sacre blue with cheese. That's it. You ever add Big Mac sauce to that fucker? No, all right. So we're going to get into this in a second.

Oh, my God. No ketchup, no onion, extra mustard, extra pickle. Oh, interesting. Yeah, I get, I don't like ketchup. If it's on there, it's fine. Like, if they accidentally put it on there, I'll eat it. I don't like the raw onions. Brody King knows this.

Because I told them no onions on my steak. I didn't want any. And he got mad. No one is on your steak? Yeah. No. Where are there onions on a steak? He smothers it.

He does his little smothering. You get him smothered. The guy is a fucking animal. Dude, mushrooms and onions on a steak is like... This is a regular thing. I just hate onions. And then obviously you get a...

I'm with you there. You get a side of barbecue sauce to dip the fries in. Because if they're bad, you have a sauce. Interesting. So here, I like... This is just me. And this is something I've been doing since I was literally five. I just go straight into the ketchup with the fries.

See, I don't like ketchup that much. With McDonald's ketchup? Dude, that's a different breed. I, like I said, if it accidentally is on my burger, I just wipe off a little bit of it. I leave the remnants and it's fine. You actively dislike it? I don't go out of my way to have it. Interesting.

Unless it's what a burger. I like their spicy ketchup. Okay. But I also don't. I also don't really care about what a burger that much. No, nor should you. Sorry. It's very, very hit or miss.

It's Wendy's tear, you know? Yes. Don't insult my mother's name, safe. Just saying, Wendy, Wendy Luter's tear. No, no, no. Waterburger. It's Wendy Bowen, brother. Oops.

Wendy Bowen, friend of the show. The Waterburger spicy ketchup, I'll order it on Amazon right now. You know, that's good shit. I bet you won't. What? you won't order it right now. He'll do it. He's doing it.

So while you're ordering that, it's Big Mac sauce. I have to agree with Bo. I don't like a cream-based sauce. That's my man. I feel like this counts, yeah? It counts. Yeah, so if you're going tangy, at least like barbecue is like my kin. I'm a big ketchup guy.

But I can get down with barbecue. I've been tricked. Well, wait until I can. explain this terrible sauce fiasco ordered motherfuckers that's enough you don't want to show I swear to God I swear to God

it's real he ordered order placed amazing so I've been tricked on Uber eats in Canada if I'm in Canada it makes it all French so I can't read it and I just click the top barbecue sauce but in Canada they have a honey barbecue sauce

now oh it's terrible you the tangy barbecue sauce and then you get it and it's some weird honey that's no good uh but yes these cream based sauces yeah yeah so what you're a hater i i hate them i don't like i don't like i don't like ranch i don't like sour cream i don't like potato salads or weird macaroni salads i can't believe i'm being victimized on my i'm okay programming uh brodie made me manis though for his he made Mexican street corn it was very good what did you think of the mayo yeah yeah it was good it was good mayo is good mayo is good mail is good if you mix it with

mustard it's good you're like it unlike a hamburger or like a sandwich it's fine you're weirder without the face paint what face it or the uh the cg i the cane sauce is good though that that's awesome okay i was weary of it And then I tried it and I was like, okay. Because I said, hey, I'm going to give it another go. I just said, can I, can I have barbecue sauce? And I said, we don't do that here. Which I respect that, you know.

Bo, I'm going to, I'm going to go and say, it's kind of like a peppery, tangy ketchup. I'm going to give it another go. I just give it another world. I don't like a cream sauce, but it's good. You'll think that sucks is the only one in Chicago is in Riggly. Like across the street from Riggly Field. So like going there is just a nightmare. Although I'm going to a game with my dad next week.

Maybe I'll get it. You're going to eat Keynes next week, then. Yeah, I think I will. You're crazy, man. What? You're so wild. Adventurous. Dan Housin.

Yes. It's funny that we're probably in the two industries, wrestling and music. I don't know what, I mean, in stand-up, as we talked about with Andy, but, like, you probably have a top-five favorite airports. Yeah, probably. You're probably flying into fucking Orlando, and you're like, oh, fuck, yeah, Orlando. of today, the Chick-fil-A and Terminal B, this is going to be a great day. The only thing I don't like about the Orlando airport is you always got to get on the monorail. Like as soon as you want, you got to get on a thing.

I don't like that. I also don't like that Florida airports are all humid. Very humid. On the inside, yeah. Yeah, it's, I'm not a fan of those. I'm trying to think of what. O'Hara is good. What is it?

What is that, Burrito Beach? Burrito Beach, yeah. I like Burrito Beach. There's also Fontera, which is like... It's all sandwiches. Yeah, so it's all tortas. It's Rick Bayless. You're not in a Mexican sandwiches?

Yeah. Give me a bowl. I like burrito bowls. You're so healthy. Yeah. Yeah, they're shredded. Yeah, let me... Are you ever, like, diet or are you just kind of like, eh?

Oh, I'm trying. Usually McDonald's, I wind up eating because everything is closed in Montreal. And McDonald's is the only thing open. so I go, I guess I'm eating McDonald's again. Fuck yeah. So, no, I yeah, whoops, oh no. In general, I try to eat decent,

but we're on the road all the time. So, like, tonight we had Texas Roadhouse, which is I can eat healthy there. That's both in the other place in the world. I had that, what do we have? We had that two days ago, too, on the road to Columbus, we had it, and then we had it tonight on the way to Grand Rapids.

And then we try to do Chipotle and stuff like that. Chipotle, we've talked about this before, too. Fucked Chipotle. You ate it. He's a little fucking baby. Chipotle is just the place where, like, everyone can eat. It's the place where I'm unhappy and every fucking pussy I'm for what he is happy. Why is it makes you unhappy?

Because it sucks. That's not a reason. It's garbage. What do you get? What do you get them? You're just sick of it. Whatever I get there. Whatever I get, I don't like.

This is what I do out of him. Have you had a cassidia? The cassidia is the worst thing that they've ever done. The chicken cassidia is great there. You're crazy, man. You're wild with this CGI. I'm telling you. I ordered this cassidia.

They fucking, they fucking, cassidia peeled me on this goddamn app. I'm looking at this picture. I'm like, well, this thing is beautiful. This has got to be good.

One of the worst things I've ever eaten. Moving on. Right up there with Burger Lords in LA. Sorry, Dennis. And cat. I don't know what this is. You know, it's really good, though.

because Brody told me to go. And then I messaged you, what is salsa and beer? Brother. That's their backyard. We went there twice when I was there. What did you get? You remember? I got,

I think I got this like safe bet the first day. And then the second day when I texted Brody and I said, what do I get? He told me. Was it the creamy chicken enchiladas? That was it. Creamy chicken enchiladas. I figured you would. You seem like a creamy chicken enchilada guy.

Well, that's interesting because it's kind of a cream-based thing. But that's why. Like a cheesy cream base. Yeah, there's cheese cream. There's no, there's no mayo in that, you know?

You're safe. Yeah. We've been talking about food for 25. Yeah. What is, how about this? We've talked about this a lot.

Do you have a favorite hotel chain? Oh, oh, probably Marriott. Classic. It's got the, so classic. It's got the YouTube app

on the TV. Oh, right on the TV, yep. Yeah. I believe, I think it's Sheraton doesn't have that.

It just has the weird scroly old-timey TV guide and that's it. Speak. Are you a big YouTube guy? Usually, yeah. I watch, uh, I'll watch the movie reviews and things like that. Like some guy being like, hello and welcome to the analysis of the Batman. I know. I watch that Red Letter Media show. Okay. I watch, because they'll just talk about weird old movies a lot.

And then I'll watch video games every once in a while. Like if I, because I don't have time to play them so watch like resident evil that is so fucking sad take it easy i uh i uh all i watch all i watch is cooking shit like maddie mathes and shit i'll watch binging with babish too some babish stuff oh dude some bonapish stuff show babes show some babes up my ass i'm a babish die hard dude i got his his like poker fork thing it's great i don't know what you got uh the little mini-wisk. Carving fork. Love the mini-wisk. The clean plate test is a real thing.

See, it's like the McDonald's Sets. It is the clean plate club and the McDonald's are the same exact thing. Yeah, yeah. I also watch a ton of wrestling stuff on my YouTube. My YouTube is wrestling and food. That's it. Yeah. You want to talk about wrestling at all? Dan How's your price? Sick of wrestling.

You want to talk about a little bit of wrestling. I mean, I'd be like... When, uh, I feel like you're going to be world. champion any day now. So, yeah, of course. Who would you like? Who?

Let me see. How do I feel? Listen, he just told me that it's sad that I watch video games and then he said, world champion. You just laughed. Who laughed? I've come on the show to be insult. No way.

I want, I want, this is, Dan Housin is my world champion, okay? Thank you. Wow. Who, real, like, the whole roster is in front of you, right? Yeah. You can beat one guy to be. world champion. Who would it feel the best to Dthrone?

Ooh. Like, I think it's just like, Brody. It's Brody. We know. That would be sick. Brody, that would be cool. I've wrestled Brody once. At our at ROH. It was fun. Yeah. No, that was fun. We did a four on four. But, uh, well, I mean, the guy

I'd want to like work with the most is punk. And he loves you, man. Yeah, I get to see him this week and I see two. Oh, I'm sorry. That's right. No, I'm going to be, um, oh, maybe, actually. I no longer have plans. Oh.

What does that mean? He's right up the street. Some little Philly bail on you or what? What did you just say? Some little Philly bail on you? We need a moratorium on talking about personal stuff on hard lore from now on, okay? Why? Just no personal things, only business.

Why? They're fun to talk about. I know. I'm joking. But yeah, see, and punk is my neighbor. He's, uh, he's right up the street. Oh, that's cool. He gets cited all the time, walking around.

It's crazy. He sees, he's walking his dog. He sees you. He fucking turns around and walks the other way. I mean, like, he's the number one. But, like, there's so many people, like, there's Jericho, there's Brody. Like, there's a bunch of, I just looked at the roster and I go, I would like to wrestle all of these people. I feel that way, too.

I never wrestle the day in my fucking life. Yeah, like, it was cool. Like, teaming with FTR was awesome. Oh, my God, dude. That was legendary. That was a cool moment. That was a cool moment. Yeah.

And it's so awesome that, like, I've seen so much of your journey at this point, you know? Yeah. From the Jane Doe days, the Jane Doe Paint days or Jain Doe CGI. I've been around, you know. I mean, I guess, yeah, that kind of relates the two. It does. Yeah, sure does. It's doing the integrity paint and the Jane Doe paint and the Jaintegrity paint.

Yeah, you combined them. You were so crazy. I did. It took too long. I'm fucking bad, dude. You found the simplest thing, and then it became the coolest one. I couldn't believe how quickly you got out of it when we were going to pizza. Oh, yeah. Like me and Brody were in the lobby, and we're like, hey, we're leaving for pizza.

Like, the Uber's on the way. And he was like, all, give me a minute. He went up to his room, and he was literally down in like three minutes. Yeah. You got a regimen? Yeah. Well, getting it up, well, I usually just leave my face real dirty. Um,

it's a dirty person, but, uh, can you get right up to the camera? I feel like, are your eyes kind of just darken permanently? Yeah, probably.

Well, I had it on last night, so, oh, it's just left over. You're just so fucking evil. That's crazy. All,

all the time. You're stained with evil. It's staked. Uh, but yeah, the Jane Dell makeup took way too long. It was easier than to do than the integrity one, which I think it did once.

And then I think I did the mix of them. only wants to. I think the Jane Doe won like five times or something like that. And then you're working your ass off on the indie. Shout out to our friend Joe Peleshy. Oh yeah. Our boy Joe.

Friend of the show, Joe Pellesci. Joe Pee. Joe Pee. You know, he's been championing you for a long time. Oh yeah. Like since the very beginning. What a guy? I think he offered to help me pay for wrestling school.

originally and i was like oh no no it's taken care of but he like pulled me aside he's like hey if you need help with this it's like i want you to go it's amazing and i was like he was like he didn't i don't i didn't think he knew me that well at the time like fairly well but not like we weren't like best friends or anything he's a legend he's yeah oh he's about touring man if i'm in detroit i ain't going a hotel i'm sleeping his fucking in his finished he's got great houses he's got it all set up ready rock oh yeah yeah he tried getting me to take his wood paneling from his basement last time i on. He's like, you like, you collect this, right? He's like, it's in all your videos. You want this? What a sicko, man. But then you're working your ass out for so long. You do these incredible

videos with, with Brody regarding like Ring of Honor and stuff. Ring of Honor signs you. This is the old Ring of Honor. Yes. They, they have in their hands fucking Mickey Mouse you know they got they got the fucking Bart Simpson of wrestling you know

the most marketable face of all time and it's like and then you're the pre-show guy there there's kids there's kids put paint it

face painted in the front rows at every fucking show and you're on the pre-shows so and I'm sitting there going crazy like what do I what do I do I have to intervene to get this man a world championship? Yes.

To get this man, to get this evil, but very sweet demon is just deserved. And now here you are. The world loves that Danhausen, as I have loved that Danhaus. I don't, I know I told you this Danhaus. I don't know if I told you this. when he and I first met and this same night when we went to get pizza, we, uh, Brody put me,

Chris and James on like the friends and family in like the family area. And in front of us was like a row of people in Danhausen gear in Danhausen merch. And like literally the, the next row, right? And when, when he came out, the pop was so fucking loud. And then like,

Moxley was out there and people are chanting Danhausen. Like, while Moxley, you know what I'm saying? Like, it was like a crazy thing. It's a real thing, man. You're fucking Mickey Mouse. Chris was like, those post shows. Yeah.

Have been wild. Like, just, I've been doing stuff like with Mox and Brian Danielson and punk and like, the Hardy boys. Like, it's just, I was like, oh, this is very strange. So Chris was like, Chris was like, who, like, who's this guy? And I like, kind of explained. And I was like, and I literally point. pointed to, I was like, obviously he's doing really well, like, kind of a thing, pointing at the people in front of us.

It was, it was Danhausen's like family. Oh, yeah, yeah. They were there. They were right in front of us. They were just really big fans, don't want. They're just a huge fan, yeah. But I think that you cracked the code in a way that a lot of bands and musicians have to go through as well. Yeah.

So, well, that's also part of what I modeled my stuff after was hard. hardcore bands. Like originally, is that's kind of what I was like, oh, well, you have to have to good merch because I was hated

showing up to hardcore shows and being excited, like, because I would make sure I saved money or whatever to buy a bunch of merch and I would show up and I'm like, this merch sucks.

Maybe like my favorite bands with like terrible merch I'm like, I don't want to buy this. Dude, and to a guy like me, to people like me and Colin hearing anyone say this merch sucks,

like we're just, huh. Oh, put a fucking bullet in my head. It'll just never happen, you know? And I ain't go to Coles. in high school. Like that's where I'm, that's where my

clothes are. I'm there at the shows, brother. You make, you make a bad shirt. I don't have a shirt for this week. I remember in retrospect, it probably looked like I was flipping this merch, uh, but I wasn't. I was just buying a lot of it. Uh, we skipped me and my friends skip school to go see. I think it was half heart foundation. And a few other bands. Maybe wake up call. Wake up call might have been there in Cleveland somewhere, at Peabody's I think. Dude, you just unlocked a, like a memorandum.

I would have never. And some band called Right Idea played from Cleveland too. Wow. But what was it? Oh, they had like, for some reason they were selling long sleeves and all of their merch for like $5. And I was like, also I'll buy some for my friends.

So I bought like multiple sizes of everything. And like a thousand percent they think this is going to eBay. But I didn't think of this at the time because at the time I was like excited that they had great merch. Yeah, of course. But yeah. The $5 shirt era is dead and buried.

So I'm glad you got in while the getting was good. And then realistically, all those shirts are probably worth a bunch of money. But I don't care. I just like, I just want to wear these half-hard T-shirts. Dude, you got, you did a one to stock, one to rock for every design on the table. I think I probably bought one of each design at least. And then I bought extras for my friends because they couldn't come to the show. Do you guys have all of your own merch?

Like, do you take one of? So a lot of mine's on the pro wrestling. stores so I don't have all of it. But like all my AEW stuff I have something of any like toy type thing or comic book or anything like that or stickers or something. Like I keep one of all of that at least. Or I try to keep two. And then for the most part though, like I can just go back and buy stuff.

But AEW is really good about like just, hey, like here's your new piece of merch. I'm like, cool. Awesome. Yeah, great. Yeah, I try to keep that stuff. I have bins in my room. I have one of your shirts. Oh yeah, that's right.

That's right. I have a armsway pumpkin shirt. Very rare. Classic. Very evil. Yeah. You guys got to do a new version of the Satan shirt, Beau. You think so?

Yeah. Like a Christmas version. Did she say this one? Dude, Santa is finally here. Ooh. I gotta go. With a Christmas tree instead of the upside down cross. Upside down Christmas tree?

Do you put James in a ski mask with a Santa hat on? Come on. Provide. Beautiful thoughts. Winter on my mind. Santa is finally here. Come on. I'll buy one.

I want a red shirt with white ink. Or green ink. Yeah, green ink writes itself. You will sell negative 10 of those. Dude, one of the most sought after shirts is the summer is finally your shirt. That one's a good one. Luke. where's that?

Luke from the killer where's war that I should say. They're gonna say the killers. I wish. Do you fuck with the killer? Oh, I've seen them with Convicted, I think. Yeah, they're good. Makes sense.

I really hope that like some regular ass hardcore people are just listening to this and they're like, this guy knows his shit, man. No, I love Convicted. That 2009 demo? Yeah, that was the good one. I actively seeked it out to have someone send me the files of it because it used to be my deadlifting song.

Was it cages? Cages. That was like the hit. Yeah. It was cages and then a pretender from isolation was one of them. Damn. And Warriors will reign. That one also. That was my track, brother.

Straight Edge Anthem, baby. Episode one, hard lore. I shut down a venue to that fucker, man. And then, oh, so real quick, side track. One time I went to see, it was twitching tongues and, uh, Code Orange. And you didn't play... What year?

This was... This had to be like three years ago, 2018, 2019. Was it that... Yes. What did we play, Dan Housen? You didn't play kill for you, and I was very disappointed

because I drove like eight... I drove like eight hours. I drove... I left Montreal early to go see you in quote orange. If you'd have told me you needed to hear the song, we would have done it, but... I thought it was a staple.

No, not at all. Why? It's like number one in Spotify. It's number one. one on Spotify. It wasn't then, brother. Oh, I disagree. It wasn't at the time. Are you serious? Yeah, that's, if that was 2018, that's, that's the year after that

record came out. Yeah, that's the single. It was the second single. Yeah. Fucking Harakiri was the first single. Not my call, brother. I'll tell you. Gating purpose. Oh. Gaining purpose was third single. So I know that that's, that's the number one song on Spotify because it's on some like workout playlist. Dude, Spotify, it's, it's a jam. Dude, number one, number one song on Apple Music is fucking I just. That makes sense. Yeah. And then number two is disharmoning, which is also a fucking

trap. That's crazy. That's great. Preacher man. Preacher man's awesome. Preacher man ain't even top 10 anymore. It's number four. What are you talking about? Get your head up out of your ass. Yeah, but here's the other thing metric-wise, nobody uses Apple music. Yeah, I know. I know. That's true. Also, are you a Spotify guy? I'm Spotify guy. Colin, what about you? I got both. What's your gripe, damn? My gripe is that I want the in love, there's no law t-shirt. Which one? The one with the girl kissing the skeleton.

I got you. Don't worry about it. You want one? I want one. I've asked you to reprint this shirt. I think it would do well. What size is you? I'll check the bin.

A medium. I got it. I was going to say, Beau might be more like what I have. Every fucking shirt from that era in medium because that's what I used to wear. Yeah. Because I feel like both of your bands both always have. good merch. Thanks, man.

We try to, baby. You got it. And you're absolutely right. Dude, when I, forbidden door, so much Danhaus and shit. Because I try to have a variety

of good looking different things. So there's something for everybody, but anyone can get it. Dude, it's literally like Bullet Club, Dan House. In Chicago, it's Bullet Club,

punk, Danhaus and Trits. Well, yeah, so like, I think when we're selling merch at the shows, there's only like four or five people who get merch and it's like me punk

FTR, Britt Baker and Adam Cole and I think that's crazy Yeah Nobody else can sell merch at the live events Well I mean they like can but like that's what sells at the live event I guess Gotcha wow I think they probably based it off of what's selling online

And then we all get an exclusive shirt just for the shows Dude the bullet club Design is like the wrestling equivalent of like the keep calm and carry it That's how that's how ripped off that is. Well, what's so funny is, you know, I took a huge hiatus. I was completely uninterested in wrestling from being like a preteen until COVID, basically. Like that was, I just didn't pay attention to it.

But you would see those shirts and I had no idea what it was. But you would see him every. I thought it was like a, I thought it was like a fox racing, like a motorcycle. It is a wild looking little logo there, huh? It's very bizarre. calm and bullet club on. I purposely, I waited. I ripped it off like last year.

Like, because everyone ripped it off like immediately like five years ago. And I was like, oh, wait. That's perfect. What did it say? Danhausen Club?

Yeah, it says Danhausen Club. And then I think it's got teeth instead of the bullets. That's so good. Something funny to tie this back into McDonald's, which, Hey. There's a 24-hour McDonald's right at the corner here, Chicago of Damon.

There is an L.E. like billboard on one of the buildings adjacent to that McDonald's. Like Kramer's, Kramer's apartment. Yeah, basically. Kenny Rogers' chicken, yeah. Messed you up. And your face, the Danhausen face, is on it all the time for this event this weekend. Really?

Yep. Will you take a photo of it? You want me to? Yes, please. Yeah, I will. You're sure it's me. Oh, no, I don't want to go to McDonald's after this. Wait, are you being serious?

I'm on a billboard thing? 100%. Oh, I didn't think I was on anything. No, no, on the McDonald's. No, no, no. It's a cross from the McDonald's. But it's like an LED billboard thing that cycles. And it's you and punk.

That's it. Those are the two people on it. Oh, oh, yeah, please take a photo of that. All right, can do. Yeah, I didn't know that was the thing at all. It's probably for C2E2. That's exactly what it is. Yeah, I had no clue.

That's really cool. Where is C2E2? Oh, no. at some expo center. I can look it up real quick, live on air. Hey, we do everything live, baby. And then edited. And then not live at all.

C2.E2. This doesn't. This doesn't. Live play by play. There's going to Google. It's just as Expo Center. Expo Center. It's probably a place. The Chicago.

Take it away, Colin. I'm going to look it up here. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I don't know where it's at. I tried to want to their Instagram. Do you listen to, I mean, are you a music guy when you're traveling, or do you like to relax to like a podcast? So I literally, I listen to this. Yes.

I listen to a local talk radio from Detroit that I like. That was a show that I was on when I was in Detroit to promote AEW. So a bunch of fucking bald guys talking about wondering why they're bald? Yeah, just news. Yeah, just news. Okay. And like whatever they're talking about. But I listen to that.

it's like three hours so I can just put it on and go to sleep and wake up and listen to it or whatever. And then mostly, I guess just music after that. I'm trying to think of, oh, I listen to a Simpsons podcast. Oh, what's that? Talking Simpsons. They just go through episodes. Awesome. And they kind of reanalyze them.

So good. Great. There's one thing that needs analysis. I mean, dude, how many world events have they predicted by this point? What is that phenomenon as well? Like, what? What is going on? It's that they've done everything.

They've conceived every possible, like, human event that it's inevitable that it happens eventually. Okay. I just discovered gridiron. I like them. I love me some grid iron. Colin loves that. I listen to it. I think I texted Brody Eagles.

I'm on the album. And I was like, oh, okay, cool. You can't, come on. You can't mistake him. No, but is he on like, is he on like three tracks? No, he's on one. I think some of it. just sounds like him in the back.

Okay, there's someone else who sounds like him in that because I was confused by two songs. I was like, which one's which. There's an expression that we have called, now I coined this and I gave it to Gridiron. Yeah. Called backyard barbecue vocals. Where a band is playing

and the guitar player will be playing and somebody will come up, arm around him, and sing into the mic. Which Brody posted today of him doing. Backyard barbecue vocals. But I think it was during the never-ending game set. but still. Okay.

Same rules apply. Yeah, same rules apply for sure. And there's got to be some backyard, barbecue vocals actually recorded onto the album, I would think. So that's what you're hearing. Oh,

okay, okay. What are some, what are some classic hardcore records that you'd like to listen to? Oh, so, like, when I got in,

I got in during outbreak in, like, bridge nine days, like early bridge nine. How old are you? 31. 31. So like I think I got this summer sampler from Hot Topic that had like give up the ghost and like,

uh, Blue Monday and stuff like that, but it was like a bunch of singles. Used to be. I mean, obviously it's replaced by like Spotify playlist now. But like samplers for a moment were so awesome. Dude,

victory style. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. All that shit. So like my first show was like my first hardcore show. I think I was going to see Evergreen Terrace, but Bain was playing with cursed and verse.

And I was like, ooh, what are these? What a sentence. Yeah. And then that's what got me into, like, listening to other things. Because I was like, oh, they're like, you're probably not going to like Bain. They sound very weird and different than other things. And I was like, okay. And then I actually loved him.

So that like, and then he hit the, I can't wait. And you were like, I'm in. Start a can't. I'm going to dedicate my life to this. Actually, it was funny. We were at the, every time I die, a festival. Tid the season. Yeah.

And I was sitting at a table with Zach from Bain. And I was like, this is like weird for me. I'm used to wrestlers at this point like being with like wrestlers that I like looked up I was like why I've traveled to watch this guy playing his band so I was like I don't know if I've ever told him this but it's cool because we're just friends now

and now he drives the bus for Code Orange yeah yeah yeah he's the fucking man that's that's something that I felt again when when we were in that lobby and you were like getting ready so we could go eat like Mark Henry walked in and Matt Hardy walked in and like people like people walked in

and I was kind of just like, like I don't really get starstruck very much anymore. Yeah. You know, it's not like, I'm not seeing Glenn Danzig. You know, I'm seeing like bands that I've,

you know, been around a lot. Yeah. And seeing people like that who are like physically larger than life, but then also you've known since you were a kid. It's just like, well, it's like a weird one like,

uh, Corey Taylor had, like either he reached out or he, I think I tweeted at him one day. And then he like followed me and he just, we talked about wrestling a little bit. Uh, but then like I didn't meet it.

He got me tickets into Slipknot, which was cool. But I didn't get to meet him or anything yet. And then at this last convention, we both did it together. And I just got to meet Corey Taylor. And I'm just on a show with him. It's so crazy. I think he owns this podcast. He literally, I mean, him or Mr. Clown own it.

And it's hard to tell. Mr. Clown for sure approved it. So, thank you, Mr. Clown. Thank you, sirs. Thank you, thank you, clown. But yeah, but it's like, and it's not just that you're there. it's that you've like paved your own way to be you're a draw yeah it's weird like brodie told me that i keep bringing up brodie but i was not he's at his house he's the bridge he's i was at his

house the other week and he just goes he goes it's wild that you just speak things into existence and then they happen like he's like he's just it's just like it's just like it's just like it's it's like i don't know i just if i want to do something i'm just like the conan o'brien thing like punk stuff like it's just it's not like your only other so i was stars i was stars truck for that. Like yes. I'm sure. Where like I was like, oh, because that was weird because it was like, they didn't tell me what it was for. They just said he won't, like, you probably

submit some questions and maybe I'll answer him on air. So I thought they're just going to read off questions. He's like, oh, he like, did a screening process with me that they didn't tell me what it was. And then there was just one day where he goes, hey, are I got an email. Are you available to Zoom with Conan tomorrow at 5 p.m? And I was like, I was like,

it doesn't matter what I was doing. You just responded. Fuck you. Of course I am. I'm not a very I'm not a very adventurous like podcast guy but I listen to that. Oh his podcast I listen to that. Yeah. Yeah. He's fucking all right so let's

let's circle back to Simpsons. I would love Oh yeah yeah. Yeah. Colin you like Simpson's a little bit. Colin you like some of course. Hit me hit me with just some like classic episodes that are particular you're particularly fond. Marge versus the Monorail which is written by Conan. Of course. That one's one of my favorites because I think it's the first time

I remember quoting an episode with my dad, which was just Batman's a scientist. Or like, they call the Big One bitey. What is that? I love the Springfield Files, X-Files episode. That one's amazing.

Is Monorail still like number one? It's in like the TV Hall of Fame, right? Yeah, it's like pop. Cape Fear with side show Bob is awesome. Oh, man. where they relocate them, the Mr. Thompson stuff. Hank Scorpio. Hey, Mark, do you want to see my new chains on Hockey Pass?

What is it? You only move twice with Hank Scorpio. Like, these are all those that ever love, but like, that's my favorite one. I love Twisted World of Marge Simpson when it's about pretzels. Right. Oh, that was. I love pretzels, so.

You know what's wild? Do you remember how hard it was to just, like, be able to watch the Simpsons in an order of your choice? choice. It was on it from 5 until 6 p.m. every day. And the DVDs were like $60 a season. You wait until Black Friday, you buy him for 10 at Target. Some people might. I've done it twice. Yeah, I wasn't on to that racket. I'll tell you what. I would go to Amoeba and get them used for 40. When fucking, when Hank Scorpio throws the moccasins and says, get the hell out. Like, you've ever seen men say goodbye to a shoe?

Yes, once. And then, I mean, that's a huge part of kind of your character, right? Yeah, yeah. It's a lot of mix of Simpson stuff. It's like Simpson, Seinfeld, Conan, Space Ghost, Alvira, a little bit of Pee-Herman type stuff, Beetlejuice. A lot of Space Ghosts in there now that you said that. Yeah.

That's crazy. Like even the Zorakhan sometimes. Oh, yeah. Oh, wow. Oh, the Monarch from Venture Bros. brothers. I was never a Venture Bros. Guy. No?

No? You hate it? No, I don't hate it. I think that was just, that was the era of adult swim where I was like, I think I'm just going to watch Terminator. Yeah.

Oh, man. I feel like you should go back and watch Venture Brothers. I'm sure I would love it. I know it's Jordan's like favorite thing ever. It's hilarious. Like a lot of what I do is the monarch. Wow.

I think Austin Creed, Xavier Woods picked up on that like right away. Like someone showed him. because you love Venture Brothers. They're like, this guy is like the monarch. And here you go. This all comes back to hardcore, because you're ripping off characters while I'm just ripping off whole songs.

How does that Master Killer Park go? Bann, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha, okay. Didn't you guys, uh, in harm's way? Didn't you guys just switch and start playing a marauder song and James just went with it right away. Yeah, we've done that twice. We didn't tell him. So we ripped off the Life is Pain breakdown for a song called Repression. It was our early

Harm's Way song. And twice we just went into the Life's Pain Breakdown without telling him and we played it. And the best part is our breakdown doesn't have any singing over the breakdown. It's just like a ride part, a ride simple part. But he just

crucified! Just immediately went into the part. He was just like, fuck yeah. There's a video from Talent Farm where we played with Riding Out where we do it. And you see James, you see him like, like he like gets it. It's great. There was, we played Life's Pain one time in Australia. And it was like.

They don't have painful lives there, brother. They don't, but they live on a beach. They do. Play life is pain, would you? So we did. There was a point where, too, also not to marginalize certain people of the Australian population. I'm speaking only about the people who we know because there's a lot of people in Australia

who live in a pretty painful life. Oh my God, get over. He's going to edit that out. That's fine. The people will think that you think that there's no pain in Australia. And let me tell you, I've been there and I've had a painful time.

I've never been to Australia and I've never been to Europe. Have you been to Japan? Have you been to Japan? No. I've been to King. Canada. That's it. Dude, you're an international sensation

and you've only been to one international? I'm trying to go to somewhere in the UK this year. UK's fine. It's fine. But then you're listening to you guys. I'm like, this all sounds terrible. No, I love the UK. But you got to remember you got to remember we're

stuck in a sprinter van, which you would never be, you know, like, we're in this like, you have to load in, you have to soundcheck, you have to do this, everything, you know what I mean? Yeah. Yeah. Which you wouldn't have those burdens. This is true. One of my selling... Sorry. No, one of my selling points is that I'll be picked up and driven everywhere, so I won't

get lost or anything like that. Perfect. We're not shitting on the continents, you know? But what is this air conditioning? This air conditioning thing. That's, that's really, man. Don't go in summer. I mean, I'll tell you that. It's just doesn't, it's not there. Do you see that thing that got tagged in, Colin? Even at hotels? Yeah. Yes. Yeah, man. What? Why? I.

I know it sounds. You got to open the windows that don't fucking open. The windows don't have fucking screens. So there's just bugs. I don't like this. No, you don't. I wasn't ready to talk about this. We got tagged.

We got tagged in something on Twitter. Should I pull it up so it's, give me a second. It'll be better. You're going to make me mad? No, well, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to make all of us very mad. What was that true?

We had cookies and cream at Disneyland. That was fucking unbelievable. That was good. I was trying to make you you feel nice. Thank you man. Honestly, it's huge. Wow.

I don't even remember what he's looking up. I'm just thinking about the chiro now. A debate has been sparked after Spain's government moved to prevent offices, shops, and other venues from setting air conditioning below 27 degrees Celsius in the summer. It's 80 degrees Fahrenheit. 80. It's on uro-news.com. Spain is off the list.

I got family there. dead to me. 80 degrees? No thanks. Dude. You sweat while you sleep. Who likes doing that? No one. It's disgusting. Is anybody not cold as possible? Cold as possible. What's your room set to right now? Ooh, I don't know. I didn't touch it today because this was kind of a pain in the ass to get in here.

It's probably like 65 or 67. Usually usually I put it down to like 64. Until it stops. Yeah. You just keep going until it's like what? What do you want from me? Till the fan automatically just goes nonstop. Yeah, that's, yeah, it's just all night. That's what I'm like, ooh, I.

It sounds, it sounds nice. Are you, are you, like, are you kind of sick of the hotel life, or do you still have fun every time you check in? Uh, so, like, today was not fun. Uh, it depends. Like, I sleep better in hotels, just in general. I don't know if it's the air conditioning or the, they just have better beds than me or something, but, uh, um, uh, No, it's okay.

But like when I show up and I just want to check in and I just can't, I just, it sucks. Like today was one of those days where like I wasn't able to just check in. Like I got a room that had another person in it. Dude. It's, yeah, it was one of those where I had to walk down a bunch of long hallways. Also, this one had fire exit doors. There's two though. And I walked up and I was like, oh, this is the end of the hallway because these are the fire exits.

I only saw one of the doors. and then I went back downstairs at the front desk and I was like, is there another elevator? And like, no, there's a door up there. You just go through it to get to your rooms. I was like, so you've got to walk down one really long hallway, open the secret door, and then there's another long hallway,

and that's where other rooms are. How does that make sense? I don't know. Where is the fire escape? What if there's a fire? Next to it? You're sprinting down a hallway? Because the sign is, I'm doing this.

The sign is up here with a door below it. That door leads to the other rooms And the fire door is right next to it So it's very confusing I didn't see it That's a crock of shit I'll tell you what We're about to be back

In an undisclosed location again For three weeks in a hotel What does this mean? Why does he keep making lies on this show? He's a fucking asshole That's why What were you going to say, Bo? I'm going to guess what's doing

Are you in Metallica? He's in Metallica I replaced Lars Yeah. But we got a good one now. The previous one didn't have... Did you know what the worst Larsism is? What?

Oh, when he stands up and does drugs? Stand up. The double... He does a double kick. Yeah, I think he does it during... For whom the belt holes? Yeah, absolutely he does. I've seen them once.

It cost $80. I thought it was a tremendous amount of money. He replaced... He replaced his ride symbol with a china. Bad ass. that's the coolest thing he ever did What's like an iconic Metallica song

With a bunch of ride in it I guess I mean it's gonna be on Ride the Lightning I suppose So I guess that's a good point I had to fair fair enough I guess there's not much but there's not much like There's also not much that's There's nothing That is that so I don't think he's had a China

In the 80s Ugh fucking how was the show Danhausen wait you didn't say what you were doing oh yeah what are you doing at this hotel I can't okay well what you're excited where were you going with that

I'm just going to be um we got a good room that's all just we got like a good hotel the last one was kind of whatever when you stay in a hotel for longer than like three or four days it gets fucking grimy

I've got a bad I've got a bad hotel story Hit it. Colin? It was a... Devil or nothing. We stayed at the Vegas. I don't know which one we stayed at. Love the Vegas.

But... What was it? Mandalay Bay, I think. I think I was like... I don't know how many floors are on this thing, but let's say I was 40 floors up. Yeah. And all I could hear was terrible music blasting through my window.

And I was like, this is crazy. This is like, they're playing. playing in my room, but I'm 40 stories up. Right. And then I couldn't have sleep. It was a like, went on forever. It was the night before the pay-per-view. So I was like, actually trying to sleep. And the next morning, someone goes, did you know a sublime played in the back? The pool area?

And I was like, what? That's what that was? It was sublime. First of all, I love the way you just said that. Yeah, I've never in my life heard someone say sublime. Sublime. Sublime. No, it's sublime.

I don't like them. Sublime, dude. My least favorite band of all time. Oh, brother. Yes. I'm with you there. Come on now. I actually,

let's go there. Colin. Sublime? I want you to think of your three most hated bands. Popular bands. Sublime. Number one. Yeah.

Easy. Easy. Do we need to leave out like Kid Rock, like obvious things? Yeah, there's obvious shit. These are things that like. I guess like bands that like people are like, oh, you know what I mean? Yeah, everyone knows.

Like, let me, I'll hit you with mine because I've thought about this. Okay. Sublime was up there and then I remembered that the white stripes exist. I fucking hate. Oh, I see. See, I think they do their thing though. But that thing that they do, I really don't like. I agree with you musically.

Yes. But did you see that little PSA he made about vinyl pressing? Yeah, he's an amazing person. I've got nothing against him. Dude, he wrote the Napoleon Dynamite intro song. I have nothing against him, but the music makes me want to jump in front of trap. Okay, so it goes red hot chili peppers. Oh, chipeps, baby.

Arrow, Erosmith. Yeah. White stripes. Wow. And it used to be sublime, or excuse me, sublime instead of the white stripes. So here's a couple scientific facts for you. Oh, no. The chipeps fucking rock.

No, that sure ain't a fact. Aerosmith. fucking rocks they have one song that I like yeah the one what is it sing for the years

sing for the tears that one yeah come on yeah okay I will say the toys in the attic is like their most palatable record and there are songs on it that are good dude the Armageddon song

yeah they didn't even write it though they hate that song who cares I'm just saying yeah it is funny and that that ballad does rock but dude looks like a lady yeah insane

Pink is bad Dude they have songs that are Genuinely insane Pink is my favorite color song by them Not pink the artist I thought you meant pink the artist I'd put her in my top three Honestly

Hit me with some top three Like it comes on the radio You have to turn it off Rolling Stones Any track That's crazy That's crazy That's

You hate ACDC? I don't like them You hear black and black And you're like Oh God Fuck this I'm putting talk radio back on Yes Yeah

Dude you know back I think back in black is like maybe the second highest selling album of all time or something. I think it is. It's like Thriller Back in Black. I think it's No,

no, it's Eagles Thriller Black and Black and Black brother. Gets your shoes. Eagles is number one. Why? Why? I don't think it.

I think Thriller's still number one. Colin, I get tired of doing this to you, but I'll continue to do so. I just did it to you the other day, you cock sucker. I did it live on air. Well, well.

Highest selling album. of all time. Oh shit, it is thrilling. Yeah, I'm just sick of embarrassing you. It is true. I don't want to do it. It hurts me.

Well, what's number two? Eagles. Why? And then by... They're actually number three as well. One is the greatest hits and one is Hotel California. Right. Then it's ACDC.

Dude, then it's Shania. No kidding. Yeah, that fucking blue. Shania Twain number four, all time. All time. All time. Do you feel like a woman? That one?

I mean, let's go, girls. Oh, yeah, that's it. Yeah. She's not, I think she's like an unvaccinated type. Oh, is she? She retweet, or well, her account retweeted the running man meme to her song. Well, that was just some, that was just some guy. I know, but it's, you know, then we got Fleetwood Mac rumors, then Whitney Houston.

The Bodyguard soundtrack, right? Yeah, yep, then Pink Floyd, Dark Side, and then the BGs. Those are the top ten. So back and black is not there? I'm sorry, back and black is third technically after the eagle. Eagles. So yes. Pretty high, Danhausen.

What do you have to say about that? I don't think it's good still. You hate Australia? Danhaus versus Australia. Yeah. Boom, bum, bum. Dude, that reminds me. When we were in Australia, we went to watch that season on DVD.

And Bart versus Australia is not on it. What? Why? I don't know. Did it upset them? I think it's a, uh, it's nationalists. Yeah. Dude, I, when I was there, every time we're there, I think I say dollar redos five times a day.

Absolutely. Nine hundred dollar it is. Like every single fuck. Like whatever it is. Hey, could I have a, a flat white? Yeah, it'll be $5.5.00. Like every fucking. Do they just, did they just get mad at you? Every fucking time. Every. We don't fucking say that. Hey, you boy. Yank. They know exactly what it's from. The enemies of the Simpsons. Exactly. Their enemies of art is what they are. Enemies of. cold weather and enemies of art. So Rolling Stones, number one, worst all time. That's, that's, so now let me ask you something. Sorry, Frank Three-Gone. I'm not, and it took me a really long time to decide I like the Rolling Stones.

Like, I was in, I was probably 30. Is that because you, every song you hear is like, it's brown sugar or it's like, jump and jack flash? I hate the tracks. The hits. Yeah, and I just think Eton Concrete's or hits are just so much better. I get it and I got it. but I listened to a beggars banquet,

which doesn't have any hits. I actually listened to it because of dirty work, because of street fighting, man, because I wanted to hear what that song was. It's just a blues and, like, folk record. Like, there's nothing. There's no, beep, bam, boom, boom,

like, that doesn't exist on it. I think, you know what, like, I'm hard pressed to find another, oh, Deftones's number two. Sorry. That's right, you hate it. Death tones may be actually number one. What is it?

I would rather. Don't give me some... Dude, I would rather eat a... A piece of a flame. You and Brody. You and Brody will hate it. Dude, they... No, they all do down there.

Everyone in Southern California, who I know... That's where they're from, right? Yeah. They're from California. They're from California. They're from California. But they all fucking hate them. I can't stand them, man.

They hate them. It's just... So what is it... Dada-da-d-dun-dun-dun-dun. and I do it But it's like I felt this way I felt this way since I was like Seven years old

That's the clip by the way I was seven years old listening to the deaf tones going This fucking sucks Put Pantera back on So Okay so deaf tones rolling stones Devtones rolling stones Number three

The thing is like as a music guy Yeah Even if I don't like something You can appreciate it No, that's bullshit because the Rolling Stones are like objectively. No, I don't appreciate it at all. It's like when a movie is bad, I'm like, wow, they worked really hard on that and they should be proud. I've heard you say that before, and I understand that sentiment.

Art is art. It is subjective. Some of it's objectively bad. But subjectively, it's a human beings work, you know? It don't matter if you like it. That's their thing, which applies to wrestling, too. Some things aren't for everybody. But it's a variety show.

It is a variety show. I don't like a lot of 70s stuff, Boston. Oh, yeah. I don't like a majestic. Yeah, that big stuff. Not that into it. Give me a third, you son of a bitch. He's kind of nothing.

I really don't. I don't know if I hate a third man. Not even sublime or sublime? No, I guess it would be sublime. It just feels like a cop out. It is a cop out for sure. Is that a cop out of answer? Well, I just, I feel like they're instillocked.

most hated. I've hated that band. I used to hate like Nirvana. I used to hate a lot of bands. I used to hate Nirvana. I kind of grew. I was like, okay,

Nirvana may not be like my favorite, but I could definitely appreciate what they had going on. Fucking sublime. It just, that just never happened. No. I'm just trying to think about

what my wife listens to. She and him. Because all of that is on there for sure. Dan, how's it? How about you? Can you think of three? I feel like it's sublime.

I feel like it's sublime. It's ACDC. It's things like if it comes on the radio, like get the fuck out of here. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm trying to think of a third. There's a lot. There's a lot. We're like, I'm like, I don't really like this, but I'll just leave it on and turn it down. Oh, man. I don't know. One of them used to always be U-2, which is really. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, your old songs are rocked. Their old songs are really good. Yeah, what's the, what's the record, War Baby or Octong Baby, I think?

The one was Sunday Bloody Sunday. That sounds good. Dude, Sunday Bloody Sunday has like the worst drum take of all time on it, but live. Dude, Gag, God. Why does it sound so? How was that the take that they?

I don't know. It's insane. But they should have, they should have followed Evergan Terrace. It would have done better. Yeah, they did it. Did you love the Evergrand Terrace cover album?

Oh, I loved it. They have a cover album. Yeah, dude. Yeah. Is it like writers block? Yep. It was on their DVD to it. Very, very clever.

I feel like that's their biggest thing that they ever did, too. Because it's got zero. It's got Sunday Bloody Sunday. It's got like, she's a maniac and all that stuff. Do you know who has a great cover record? No. Hey, breed. Oh, yeah.

That is a great. It's very fun. It's very fun. And it's got like, like, marauders. Like, it's got the real shit that should be on there. If I could pick one wrestler's entrance music, it would be. Eddie, Eddie Kingston's,

and it would be set it off. But by Madball, not by Heat 3. Oh, oh my God. Of course. Dude. You know,

he bucks with it, too. Yeah, so why is it 10%? Final son, like, why is it that? And why is it not? We don't take it.

Or we don't think it. We just take it. I don't know. I really, like, if I could, if I could make one decision, that's what it would be.

Oh, that would, it would work so well. Now, let's talk about some wrestling music. Great segue. Oh, you know who has good music, Wardlow. Come on.

You know, I've heard it. Can't understand what the guy's saying, though. No, he's loud. I see that a lot. Isn't that funny? Why are they just so angry? No, really, though, I listen to that song at the gym on repeat a lot. Dots.

That's my, that's my, I don't feel like changing, like, but the song changes enough to where I'm like, ooh, it's got a nice, like, steady, solid beat that I can just follow. You were like half the reason that that ended up happening too. So thanks, man. He's got something new in the works too, this Colin Young. I do. Oh, yeah. I got a good one that works, man.

Not yet. You tell me off air. I'll tell you off air. So yeah. The Wardlow song is great. I love the Kings of the Black Jerome song. I mean, serious, these are. You're just plugging my page, brother.

These are regular gym songs, so like I don't just think of them as wrestling songs. It's funny to even their, um, the, the, the, the Amin Ra. Is it Amin Ra? Is it Amin Ra? I think he uses it single. Okay, so does he still come out to that if it's just? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Okay, cool. On TV, it always sounded quiet. And then seeing it live, he came out to it. Like, I was like, oh, like, yeah. It was cool watching Brody come out to his own song to fight Mox. Come on. That was the best, man.

Yeah. To open the show? Yeah. I damn near fucking soil myself. Tell you what. Nothing new for you. What did you want to know about wrestling music? Just a favorite, some favorite tracks, maybe some classic ones.

Like some classics that you're into. I always like the old Jim Johnson stuff. That's exactly what I want to talk about. Like, Kane's music was always cool. I really like Jericho's break the walls down. Great song. Ding. Jericho's one of the only guys whose song barely changed during that entire time.

because it's such a hit. Austin's. Yeah, Austin's. Well, dude, what's funny is Austin's initial glass break music is like genuinely unlistenable. Dude, it's for sure a keyboard like da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. But I was at Jericho's debut on Raw.

I was at Y2J. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was at the Allstate here. It was the only WWE show I've ever been to. Trying to think who else has good music is. Oh, Rick. he starts new music like music is great. I don't know it off the top of my head.

Yeah. Oh yeah. Yeah. It's like great entrance music for him. Like it's a hell of it. He rocks. I didn't. I wasn't a fan.

I didn't get it. It took me a minute. You get it now? Someone, someone hit me with a, it was probably you, Colin. Somebody hit me with, or maybe it's my friend Ty said,

uh, think of them as a young rock. Just kind of go with that vibe. He's so fucking good, man. And you'll just get it. And now I love him. I genuinely. It was very cool because I wrestled him in probably one of my first, like, 10 matches in St. Louis and trying of, like, 10, 15, 30 people max.

And I was just, like, looking at him in the ring. And I was like, we both looked around. And I was like, ooh, this is what we do now. Love that. Straight up, dude. And not only that, it's like. Getting dueling chance from however many thousands of people. Yeah.

10,000 people who are like. Wow, this is a match. I specifically paid to see this. Yes, I hope we get to do it again. Me too. I hope you get to do it again with everybody. I hope you're world champion. Me too.

Personally. I'm trying to, dude, that was also sick. The fucking hook win in the belt was fucking bad. Oh, yeah, yeah. That was a good moment. What was team with him like? Oh, he's great. I love hook.

He seems like a good young lad. He's also got great music. He really does. Dude, it's, is it, who is it? It's action, action bronzen, yeah. Like, that like, like, boom, brum. Yeah, like the beginning noise is so, is it an organ? Yeah.

It was like a bass. Like a pipe organ or something. They spared no expense with that, huh? Yeah, no, shh. Yours is great, Danhaus. Yeah, well, mine's a TV show theme. Yeah. Basically.

It's like, it's like a television, like 60s horror theme. Yeah. Like sci-fi, whatever, like mixes of all that. Mixed with that. Mixed with me. Tequila. Yeah, I was like, hey, mix all of this stuff together, please. He did it.

He killed it. He did, yeah, he did do a good job on that. There's, there's, I mean, dude, he's, the speed at which he works, I think is just so insane. He got the first draft of that song to me within like a day or a few hours, I think. That's wild, man. Mike E Ruckus. Yeah, he's, he's an animal.

Yeah, and then I think I was like, hey, can we change this, this and this. And he goes, great. And then I think I had it the next day, and it was like, oh, this is perfect. Dude to me. You did, but you did Wardlow's really quick. Yes. I did, but I feel like that was like. He was racing against time against Jamie Joste.

I was racing against Joste for that one. Is that actually true? I think kind of a little bit. I don't know. I mean, they never really said anything, but. I don't know if they got in contact with them or not. So that's on them. Yeah.

I mean, he ended up kind of performing. it anyway, you know what I'm saying. Hey, give me a break. I did what I did with the, with the client requested, all right? Give me a break. I don't think I told you this, but someone signed into my gym as Jamie Josta, like the guest pass. And I was like, is he on tour? Because they like put like Connecticut and everything. And I was like, this is a weird joke if it's not just him. Because they also wrote the gym's phone number down, which is, I feel like if you're someone like him, you would write a different fake number. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm I was like, huh, I wonder if he's here.

And I tweeted at him. He's like, nope, wasn't me. I did see that. Yeah, I texted Brody. I was like, Jamie Jost's name is on us, but like, that's too weird of a joke. I was going to say, I don't think he's going to the gym. I don't know what he does. Speaking of Jim for the hard lore cinematic universe, or what do we call it just the

hard law universe? Hardler universe. I'm signing up for a gym. Did I tell this story on the show, on the recap show? You told me about a fucking hard. I told you, but I don't think you did. I was, oh, thank you, Dan. I was walking into a gym.

Guy was coming out. It's in any time fitness. You have to get either let in or you have to have a key. He's going to hear this. And the gentleman said, hey, man, love the pod. And I said, wow, thank you. Is this gym any good? And he said, yeah, just don't come like now because it's really busy.

You should have said because I'm here. Don't come now because I'm here. I don't want to see you. Yeah. How about that? Are you? All right. Now, let me ask you this as a guy who,

You need to stay in shape. You eat McDonald's. What's your training regimen like? Five or six days a week. Fuck yeah, dude. Holy shit. Give me your split. What's your split like?

So what is it? Like, what do you mean? Just what body parts do I do? Yeah, like Monday I'm hitting chest and tries. Oh, I don't have days. So I have to switch it up. I have to switch up because of a lot. Bo, you should wake up and listen to this.

Yeah. Just because of our schedule. Like, Saturday I'm probably not going to be able to go to the gym or like Sunday I'm probably not going to be able to go to the gym. So some days I'll just cram everything and do like a full body day. Sick. But generally it's just by body part like back, chest, shoulders, legs. Like just a single body you won't combine. Oh, you just said you'll do a full body day. But if I feel like it, I'll just do a full body day. Like if I know I'm not going to be able to go

to the gym tomorrow, I'll just cram everything in one day and I'll do like lightweights of stuff. Sick. Calorie wise. What do you think you're hitting every day? I think that my diet is 3,800. Yeah, a lot. Yeah, you're supposed to do 2,000. I don't even know. I got put on 38.

What are you eating when you're not eating McDonald's? You got like kits at home and stuff? No, I wish there's nothing in Montreal. So like I just have to order these chicken bowls. It's a place called Poulé Rouge. And I just eat chicken and rice like a bunch of times a day. How many times a day? usually three

but it's a Uber eats so it's expensive yeah dude I eat this I eat a terriaki bowl every day yeah we have you know every day I eat my little right my little chicken rice bowl and I just go

yeah but it's like it's like $21 every day yep that's exactly what it is how much would it cost to make that $7 maybe $275 probably less probably less the half the avocado is the most expensive thing. But I don't know what I'm hitting

calorically, and I feel like that's probably not good. That's a real shame. So you collect a lot of stuff, Danhausen. Yeah. You're a big collector. Oh, yeah. Where do you keep all this stuff? I've been in my apartment for nine years now, and I'm filled to the goddamn brim. Right now, it's in my moment of my best friend, David's basement. This Davis? This is Davis, yes.

Davis. I follow him on Twitch. my phone kept auto correcting David to Davis for some reason and I was like that's your name now I was like this is it yeah but a lot of it's a lot of it's in his basement right now because that's where we're running stuff out of for the most part so I basically turned his basement into my storage unit what's the coolest thing a fan has sent you for your for like the opening oh someone sent me a tattoo artist did really good art

and sent me as Jean-Claude Van Damme from Bloodsport. And I was like, I don't know what this is, but this is great. Like, yeah. That's probably the weirdest, but, like, best thing I've gotten. And then a bunch of, like, I'll get a custom action figures all the time. Just, like, custom art. Like, I think you got a Bob's Burger's posters sent to me of me and Hook.

That's just, like, stuff like that. Yeah. Like, that's the stuff I really like. It's just. Stuff that takes, like, a little bit of thought. Yeah, yeah. They were just, oh, you just, that's my favorite stuff to get. It's like custom fan art.

I would too. I just love, I would love to get art in general. Like what I've been recently doing, because I'll store things poorly and I'll ruin it. Like I've done this with lots of things. So I started giving it to my dad because he'll frame it. He'll put it on the walls and everything.

And I was like, I want to save it, but I don't want it to be ruined. So I just, I give it to him and it's like hanging in his basement. That's my mom. My mom does that. Dude,

I have like a, I have like a $500, Scott Pilgrim Mondo poster. Yeah. rolled up in my trunk and it's been there for about eight months. And it is just dented to smithereens. So I'm just tossing around to put

like drum stands on it at this point. This is what I'll do. I do the same things. I know this is really interesting to people listening, but I'll tell you what's a fucking racket. Is getting shit like mounted and framed? What do you mean? It's the most expensive shit ever. Oh, I mean, yeah, it's

but that's done, you know? It looks nice. dude the god's hate art in this beautiful you can see if i moved the mic back yeah right there that's like a 400 dollar frame i got in there it's like uh it's like you're a billionaire well no i just this is the only nice thing i own

i'm just saying it doesn't need to be that much money i don't i like how it looks but jesus christ but you're paying for the procedure you're paying for the promise that this person is going to uh delicately treat you You're one guy who got training at Joanne Fabrics. No, Michael's minimum. Michael's.

But I go to Quick Frames, okay? Shout out to Quick Frames. It might be called like I Quick Frames, but either way. Friends of the show, Quick Fram. You don't just do it yourself? No, hell no. That's what I'm talking about. It's like getting it done.

The Crum Suckers one I did myself. That's just like a target frame. But if it's something like a painting, yeah, yeah. I'm getting that madded. the whole shebang. The, like, the, what's the glass that's like you can't, the sun can't damage it or whatever? UV protection.

UV glass, yeah. Yeah, I have that. That painting is like Fort Knox other than it being like breakable. Oh, it's the real painting for the album. That's the actual painting. It's the art. Which is like, that's special. That's very, there's only one of those.

There's only one. So unless I get robbed. That's mine, right? I did. What if we're recording one day and something just, fucking burst in. It robs me. Robbed you of your painting? Just that. The camera's fine.

My entire desk setup is fine. And I'm just keep recording like, guys, you're never going to believe what happened. You never believe what's going on. I've been robbed in this apartment. I've been burglarized. So? Was it like...

Six months of moving in. It sucked. You know what always scared me was last action hero. Dude. I love that fucking movie. Was it like that? Was he there? Him? Were you home? No.

My girlfriend at the time had been... It's a crazy story. My girlfriend at the time had been napping in my bed. And we figured out, based on the time that she left and I had gotten off work, there was like a 20-minute window where someone, in Chicago we have like rear buildings. So I'm in the back of a building. And there's like the front and then the back. And there's this little courtyard, but then a building next to it, you can't...

You cannot get into this courtyard unless you shimmy down. a fucking pipe from the third floor. I'm on the first floor. So someone was watching. Shimmy down a pipe. Knew when she left, pushed in the air conditioner unit, crawled in onto my bed,

took a TV, two MacBooks, an ex-by... Man, that's a fucking gangster. And then just walked out the front door. Yeah, evil Spider-Man was at that. Yeah, Spider-Man did it. Straight up. The cops who came,

it was out of Big Loboski. One cop took the report, And he was very attentive and very like, oh, another, a separate incident. You know, like he was very. And then the other guy was just looking around my apartment, making fun of like, why is your trim like this? It was, uh, what? Oh my God. The guy's from seven, Morgan Freeman and, uh, Red Pitt.

And Brad Pitt, straight up. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Dude, Morgan Freeman and seven. How many times is he sitting there glasses on, typing on his little typewriter? and then somebody says like, yeah, we found a cup at the scene and he's like, I told you. A cup symbolizes this wrath. I watched it just the other day actually like two.

I love seven. It's great movie. Great movie. When somebody pointed out that the newest Batman is kind of a seven. Did I do this? Maybe. I've said this to many people. Someone told us.

Many people are saying this. Yeah, is that true? Many people are saying that Dan Housen said the Batman is like that. How good is the Batman? I really like it. I really like it. We went and saw it. Chris Mills,

we were in a fan. Who is that? The drummer in my band. Well, he's historically one of the worst people to ever live. Yeah, just ruin his drums. Take away an intricate part of them.

He won't listen to this. It doesn't matter. But James will be listening to it. Does he like Batman? Chris does like Batman, but he's like a... No, no. James liked the Batman.

Oh yeah, James did. Okay, I loved it. James, we got to have James on. Yeah, please. I want to listen to that. Well, we have Danhausen on right now. Danhausen, you love the Batman? I loved it.

We went and saw it at midnight. We had to rush from the AW tapings. And we all went and saw it. And I think a bunch of people were falling asleep. I think Brody had to stand up because he was like too warm in between people. And I just watched him stand up. I thought he went to go throw up or something. But he just went and stood off to the side.

it stood in the walkway where you enter and just watch this movie for like 45 minutes 45, you're like 3 hours and 45 minutes? No, no, just like he sat for a while Oh, okay. And stood up off the side and I was like, what is he doing? And then he came back, but then I wouldn't watch it again,

but I loved it the first time. Yeah. And then I watched, there was one part I didn't like. And then when I watched it again, I liked it. Which what? The Joker part. Oh, dude. So, come on.

I dug it. it. Yeah, I dug it. When I first saw it, I went, this feels very forced. This feels like a Marvel post-credit scene, but just in the middle of this movie. Oh, come on. Hey, listen. It's Batman. I know.

But then I rewatched it and I went, this doesn't bother me. Okay. I love the deleted scene. Did you like the deleted scene? I love the deleted scene. I think the deleted scene should have been in the movie and then that part of the movie would be water. I think Matt Reeves wishes that too. Yeah.

I think, dude, picture this. The Batman 2 comes out, and they do that again, where it's just one little scene in Arkham where he's talking. I don't want him to be the main villain. But he's got to be there just for the DNA of Batman. Yeah, that's fine. The fact that he says in one of them that it's been their one year anniversary, like, boom, the backstory is done.

You got it. You don't need anymore. That's all you need. And it's literally masterfully done, in my opinion. Like, whoever wrote that dialogue. When I saw that, I was like, they should have replaced that scene with the deleted team and I would have liked it much better

but just put it somewhere else in the movie well they're just building the whole like rogues gallery type deal where they're all friendly and wild the only thing that I didn't actually like about the movie is like the climax with like a bunch of riddlers

I love you like that I love that when he I wasn't crazy himself in the leg and he just looked up dude I damn I did soil myself on that I was very disappointed pointed I shited and I farted and I come to my pants when he venomed himself because that's like dude so many

little things then they said it wasn't venom though and I was like fuck off it's venom it's bright green who said it wasn't venom Matt Reeves he did not he did he's like he's doing this behind his back no that's not venom because I was like oh I would love to see a bean

in this universe yeah like with real venom dude give me Batista as Bain brother Yeah? Give the man another moment. You know, he's done with the other one. The score? I love the score in the movie.

Score with, dude, something in the way, like, and the thing that I don't know, maybe, Colin, I'm sure you picked this up because you're obsessed, but like. Hans Zimmer. Yeah, and the... Oh, that was Giacchino. The...

No, no, just in general. Oh, that's my boy, dude. But, like, the, duh, in something in the way, is very... on Zimmer. It's like a nod to to, which was like...

So that, the bat, so that the, uh, da-da-da-da- is, is integrated into the da-da-da-da-da-da- yes.

It's like the original Tim Burton. All of the, the note kind of like, the signature placement is all in the same kind of, uh,

yeah, because it reminded me of Danny Elthens. Amazing. But the man, what, what is that? that's two notes. And it's also

similar to the Empire music from Star Wars. Dan, da da da da da da da da da da Yeah. It's D flat A. Yeah. It's like a slowed down

heavier version. With the Batman, a lot of the time, my issue with the Dark Night score a lot of the time is you spend the whole movie wanting to hear that da-da. Yeah.

And then you get it once or twice. And yeah, it's really satisfying. moments but the batman like anytime he does something they give it to you and right and they raise the the drama of it every time uh the opening scene is awesome too the well the ridler part is cool i'm talking about but then the rain the rain the rain and him narrating that it's holline and he's just going over things and then dude as soon as i heard the narration that was one i was like this is like a comment i'm going to watch this with my macdonalds in a minute i think you're

what with your what with my macdonalds I got to go get McDonald's to take a picture of Danhausen on the thing. You just... I got a night. You just like, I feel like I'm asleep right now and I asked you like, Bo, what's my perfect night? And then you, like, in my dream, I was like, McDonald's in the bad.

You just described. It is a little long. Shut the fuck. But I loved all of it. If a movie is long, and it's all good, I don't care. Amen, brother. Because then this has got to last me years. It's got to hold me over to the next one.

Jeremy Irons as after the theater, you don't have to watch it all in one shot, you can enjoy it over time. That's who plays Alford, right? It's Jeremy Irons. That was BBS. That's Andy Circus. You're absolutely right. Schmigle. Oh.

Mr. Schmigle. He's also Caesar in the Planet of the Apes movies, which Matt Reyes directed. I fucking love that man. How? You guys fuck with the Apes, the new Apes trilogy? Yeah, I do. I've only seen the first one, but I always hear that the other ones were really good. He didn't direct the first one.

Oh, okay. He did Don in War. The first one is good, the second one is like some Dark Night type shit. Did you see Nope? I loved Nope. You didn't see it? I haven't seen it yet.

We won't talk about it then. Been busy. Literally. You've been busy. Look at it. If Dan hasn't seen movies, you got no excuse. All the time. Dude, bro, I'm guessing you guys kind of have the same amount of time available.

You both have wives. You're both raising children. the man is six months late to absolutely everything but somehow avoids every spoiler and he's like I loved it Brody? Yeah, six months later he'll be like I loved fucking doctor He just watched Dr. Strange Oh yeah, I know I know this.

Did you see Thor? I did No, you didn't see it, Bo? Or is that a... No, but I'm not worried about it like I know I'll see it and I know I'll enjoy it. Did you like it down? No, I think that it was a, what is that gift from I think you should leave? Stinky.

Stinky. Too small. I, it's complicated because, like, I'm such a Tyca head. I mean, too. Like, the Tyca stuff is still good in it. So my problem with this movie, I think it'll sum it up. If everybody's a comedian, nobody's a comedian. That's very true.

You can't have the movie all. funny. It's very true. If everything's heavy, nothing is. I loved Ragnarok because it had the perfect amount. And I think Disney said make that whole movie the funny parts. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And it doesn't work for me. Someone call it like a less a less funny Thor's big adventure. It's all cartoon. Thor's bogus bogus adventures. It's a fully,

full on a cartoon. They Bill and Tedded it? Yeah. It doesn't hold a fuck candle to either Bill and Ted. No. Let me tell you what. No, no, no.

They're just saying like this is my least favorite, least favorite Marvel movie maybe. Are you serious? Possibly. Oh, it's not even close to there for me. I actively disliked it. I love that you're using the terminology. Yeah. I don't, I wouldn't say I got out and I texted, I texted the squad and I was like,

it's pretty good. See, I hated it. Wow. I kind of, what did I hate? Eternals? What a Oh, I didn't watch it. I started to I'm not doing it. It is one of the most boring pieces of shit.

I'm on here saying like every movie is, it deserves some respect because it's like a craft and it's art except for Eternals. I'm not talking about Eternals. Eternals is the enemy of art. It is art. It's art that is so up its ass

that never. I don't know, man. I do want to say, I went into this movie wanting to really like it. I didn't just go and going, I'm going to hate this movie. I was like, I love Yeah, I was like I love the other one. Like, I don't really like the other two, but I love that. I love what we do in the shadows. I love all of that

stuff. Watch that. I live in three that, the movie. I watched that. Yeah, the movie is awesome. That's the last I think last movie in theaters where I just didn't know what it was and I watched it as just like, oh, this looks interesting and then fell in love with it immediately.

What we do in the show? Yeah, what we do in the shadows. They're supposed to. Well, I think they did the show. Have you seen Wellington paranormal yet? No. I've heard it's an show about the two cops. Oh, yeah. The house that they put in the trance and it's really good. Oh, I mean,

what is it on? HBO Max. Oh, okay. It's like a New Zealand show, I think. So it's, I had no clue that they just throw it up on HBO here. It's very good. Let's see. What else we got? We're in an hour 40.

Oh, my. They like them long, but they really do, man. So if you got the time. But I will say, it's, what time are we at? Oh, 12. You seem to be constantly working. Yes, it's non-stop. You're constantly somewhere doing something.

It's either signing or just off working, like home, like backs behind-the-scenes stuff. Yeah. Do you, I mean, are you like a busy guy? Is that something? Some people like to be busy. I do like to be busy. I feel like if I'm just sitting around that I'm not doing anything productive, even though I like I try to like make sure like when I'm home,

I like doing family stuff. Like I'm like, no, like I'm going to try to as much as I possibly can just not be doing anything like wrestling related. Like there's some things I like have to do. Of course. Promoting a show or whatever it might be. But I'll try to not like schedule anything in particular. Like I try to like, that's why I'm doing this on the road. Like they tried to not do it during, you know, family.

Yeah. Perfect. That makes sense. That's why you blew us off for a month. Two weeks. It was two weeks, I think. Whatever. The way you just said that was so evil.

Two weeks. Listen. It doesn't count when you say, are you available tomorrow? No, I know. True. Well, it counts when I go whenever you're available, brother. But, you know, we, we had a nice day at Disneyland. We did.

You told me about cars. and I didn't believe you at first because I don't like that movie. And how was it? Oh, it's the best ride. It's the greatest. You said, cars at nighttime. I just wish it was longer. Nighttime.

And it's still like, it's like eight minutes long. And then I also, right? Is it like a 4D? Brother. No, no, no, no. It starts as a storybook ride. You're inside the car, like a car from cars. You're basically inside a living, breathing thing, you know?

Are you physically moving or is it a screen? You're physically moving. Physically. And then you get in a race with another car and it turns into a roller coaster. But it's racing. It's fucking insane. But you're on like the mountain from the movie. And it's all lit up.

Very cool. Dude, it's beautiful. I went to Universal Orlando and went on the Simpsons screen, like the ride. He throws up. I was about two seconds. away from hitting the button. So I love that ride because I love The Simpsons so much. Then I'm just like, ooh, this is great.

Every time I ride, what is the Harry Potter ride? That's the one, dude. The Green Gots or Hogwarts or Hogwarts? Every time, whatever one you're like dangling off of. That's the Hogwarts. So every time I ride it now, as soon as I get to the spot, I go, Colin puked here. And then we go past it. You puked on that one?

Oh, I shut it down, dude. You shut down vomiting. vomiting. I got all over the Dementors, right? All over it, man. Casey thought I was lying about the Simpsons ride and then it finished. I like, I made it and I was wearing a gray shirt and I was drenched.

Like I was, I was going. Your body was expelling sweat instead of vomit essentially. I was fucking dying. But dude, the new the new ride at Universal, the Hagrid's ride where you're like on the motorcycle. Oh, that ride is great. Fucking amazing. Dude, Colin, it

drops and then goes, oh my God. that's a secret. You just ruined the secret for him. Colin, it does all this stuff. I won't remember it. I mean, I, I haven't been to Universal Florida since I was a... So, okay, this is an interesting one. Okay. This is a technically story from tour, because I didn't live there.

When I was like five, we went to... On the Danzig eight tour. Dude, we went to Universal Florida. And apparently when we went on the Jaws thing, where you get a little wet, and I got like historically wet.

like dozens of universal workers were like we're so sorry we've never seen a person this wet and they like gave me a shirt they hooked me up but I feel like to this day I'm still wetest kid on Jaws at Universal

When I was six my dad took me there I went on that ride he sat me on the side of him I was afraid of Jaws I was scared but my dad you know my dad's older he wants to go on the Jaws ride whatever yeah I mean the one thing he's fucking seen in the right I mean the spot where the shark comes

or I should say it arrives because it sounds dirty no the shark comes brother the shark is coming brother and I just like I literally just like evaporate into my father fuck sharks are cool man you fuck with sharks then you like sharks standhouse yeah I like sharks I would think you do with all the with all the cross promotion going on there huh

Oh, yeah, yeah, shark week. That's right. They're obsessed. They sent me a sharkoutary board. That is brilliant. Very clever. Do you know the guy, the new guy from Jackass, poopies got his hand bit off by a shark?

Like a full hand? Half his hand got bit off, reattached. He's doing okay. Oh, okay. But they were doing like a jackass shark wheat thing where he like wakeboarded or waterboard or whatever. Wait, this just happened? Yes.

Oh. Over like a, a skisker. school of sharks, but they were doing a thing where they would, like, throw chum and the sharks would know, oh, there's chum, I'm going to attack. So he crashed and got immediately attacked. And you see him swimming and his hand is just like pouring, pouring blood. I really this is not good for even their like stunts. No, no, no. The one funny new guy gets his hand bit off? He is very funny.

I mean, his name was poopies. I loved him immediately. Immediately. Also, dark shark rocks, too. That guy's dead. I did like Dark Shark a lot. This is what we're about. Sharks. I had a terrible, like, because you said when people invite you over those stories.

And then the house is horrible. I like, I've been saving one specifically for this. But what's the catchphrase with Colin? Oh, when you were flatfished? What is that? Oh, catfished. but switched to a flat. But a flat.

So this one was, I feel like this is my worst. Because I don't mind sleeping in cars. Like, I sleep in rest stops. Like when I was doing indie shows all the time. Sure. I actually, I liked it because I think I was so tired that it was great sleep. Like, if I had to pull over to a rest stop to sleep. But we, this was like a long time ago.

I was in Texas somewhere and was like, oh, we got a house to stay at. Great. This is awesome. And I remember, like, walking up to the house, there was like roaches outside, which is fine because like those are just some places. It happens. And I was like, okay. But then as soon as we walked in, it was like dirt carpet.

Like you could just see dirt. It smelled like cat piss or dog piss or whatever, probably both. I feel like there was just bugs. Like you could just, you knew they were just there. And there was just like cat litter everywhere and just like horrible. I remember thinking like I was like this like I got a headache from like how. bad it smelled like piss. Like it was one of those.

It was one of those. It's like, I was like, I'm going to sleep on this couch and I was like, I'm going to get bedbugs probably. And it's going to be horrible. That's what it looked like.

It looked like bed bugs. Like instant bedbugs. That, that I know it's probably not as bad as some things, but I was like, this is, this was the worst I think I've done. Where I was just like,

everything was so physically dirty. How was the bathroom? Dirty. filled with just like cat litter everywhere. Dude, dude, unfucking real. Man,

when I have, when I have a guest and I step on like a single grain of cat litter, I'm like, I'm so embarrassed. I'm so sorry right now. Yeah. No, this was just like,

for one, did not try to even almost clean up the house. Clean up. I mean, that's like a little bit. Basically dilapidated at that point. Vacuum. Do a vacuum.

And it's like, yeah, I get that you're offering, but like don't do that. Don't honor me. No, no. let me sleep in the car. Please.

I would rather sleep in the car on the heat. It's so cool that in wrestling, once you kind of make it where you are, it's like you don't really ever have to go back there. No, no, no, no. Like, I'm trying to think there was one other house where I wound up sleeping in like a really nice room, but like there was like a basement room with carpet.

But I remember, I don't know what these bugs were. there was bugs and they looked like hopping spiders okay I don't know what they were I've never seen them again a million legs

were they like fast yeah and they would just jump you're just taking a shit with jumping spiders crawling and I was like I don't know what these are and I was like am I sleeping down here like no no no we got a room for you upstairs I was great

that room was like the room I slept and was super nice but I just remember walking what the fuck are these there's jumping spiders everywhere oh man so that's that's the one big difference, I think, between

wrestling and music is like, yeah, we can get a hotel for you. Yeah. As opposed to, oh, the six of you, we need two rooms? Legendary. You know what I mean? Wrestling is like,

it's really like being in a band by yourself where it's the fruits of your labor. Yeah, it's Post Malone. You are post Malone. I don't mind sleeping like if I have to share a room with some people like Ethan Page or something. I'm fine with that. That's fun. That's sleepover.

We had a sleepover. Me, Ethan Page, slept over Brody's house like two weeks ago when we were in Atlanta. That sounds amazing. It was great. That's not the same as six guys being like, all right, I'll take the floor. I'll take the floor tonight, but I want a bed more. Yeah. I get to shower first.

Oh, there's only four towels. But like, your grind and what it took to get there is the exact same thing as like a small hardcore band trying to do it. 20-hour car rides, like, trying to get to Texas to do a show or, like, just doing weird loops that make no sense because that's how I booked it. So I have to drive six cars.

Selling my own merch. Yep. Selling my own merch. When in reality, like, having an organic thing that just works outside of the ring is nine-tenths of the battle. Like, the match is

unless it's at like a PWG, or something that like all eyes are kind of waiting to see a new guy. What you, what you're doing physically is not what's going to make people obsess, make you see you as the Mickey Mouse. No, that's all the weird stuff. It's all the weird stuff that I do outside of it.

It's the same with music too. Think about it. What people are, the 20 minutes of what the bass player is doing on stage, no one fucking cares. No. No. So like, I think of like, like James with a ski mask. I feel like that's the first thing I saw when I saw harm's wear like you with your costumes like

like it's just you know stuff like that like you have your your mask and your your robe. That was me that was me taking this is this is a real thing. Wrestling stuff right? I read the I read the J.R. book and the stuff about go go away and learn a new hold and that's what I

did. I went away and learn a new hold. So yeah that's that. it's in that closet I think it's cool Code Orange has a thing now like they have a look they have like a whole presentation

like that's cool and it's very wrestling oh yeah if you talk to Jamie you know it's wrestling like it's a thousand percent wrestling brother brother we gotta get over dude do it

no I can't do it too and want you can do it come on it it's hilarious I don't think he watches no they don't listen he does this thing sometimes when we're talking Jamie I love Jamie Jamie's awesome

If you don't do it I'm going to do it It's funny It's not mean It's not mean Because it's legit What it sounds like But when I say something

That flabbergasts him Eventually he just goes Why Oh yep Yep Yep Why Very specific

Type of way Yeah A full body But yeah They won't They won't come on the show Can you believe that? Wait

Really? Oh you can't That you can't say that I can say it all I want You're gonna bury They're gonna fucking bury us Dude don't bury bro Yeah they won't come on

I guess they're not doing interviews right now I was like dude it's not an interview come on Yeah He does podcast sometimes He does them left and right He's just he's burying me brother I'm sorry Jamie This is we're an hour and 52 deep

There's no way he's making it here Yeah no way No way I guess I guess we We get to the closing statements huh Yeah, I guess so. I mean, you're touring much more than we are. Literally every week.

What has changed in the world that we have maybe missed since you've started this journey? Because COVID changed shit. Yeah, so I made all, like, for COVID, like, that's where I think really became super popular. It was nobody could do anything, and I was still doing things nonstop because I could do stuff that wasn't wrestling related. So like I just was doing weird videos and whatever else doing interviews with other wrestlers like SpaceGo style. And just trying to stay like relevant because I was like, well, coming out of this, I need a job still. So I have to I have to figure out a way to make money because it's also stuck in Canada, which was much harder to get in. Yeah, why Canada?

My wife lives there. So that's where she's from. Okay. She's from Montreal. Yeah. So speak French? A little bit. So she's native.

So she doesn't speak too much French. She's actually from a reserve there called Ghanawagon. Gotcha. Oh, a friend of mine. It's like in there. Yeah. A friend of mine, Logan, who will be listening, was telling me about that. He's also native and is familiar.

I don't, you know, I don't know too much about it. Yeah. Yeah. So it's super hard to get in and out. So I had to make money just staying in the house. Wow. I mean, of course. And you did it so.

I mean, that's how I became aware of you. Yeah. I was just like, well. this is what I have to do. I'm going to be the best person doing it. Absolutely. As a total layman. I remember literally being like, wait, there's like small wrestling shows?

Like I had no idea. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's just like small. Like, I guess what I would do now is like like a stadium tour or whatever. I don't know. And then like all those indie shows are just doing like small punk hardcore shows. Yeah. But it was literally you and Orange Cassidy where I was like, oh, these guys are like,

they do other things. Well, so that's what the funny thing is is like, I feel like me and Orange Cassidy are probably like the go-to people for like people to complain about. Like when people don't like like, oh, this is too goofy for wrestling or whatever. And I'm also, but like we're the two people who I always hear where people go, oh, my friends don't like wrestling or but they love you two guys. That's a hundred percent. And now they watch.

And then or like you just said, where you're like, oh, like I wasn't really watching and then I saw you two. So I started. Like watching. Dude, orange, orange is going to marry fucking Maria Menunos or something. Because any, any person that sees him is like, this is the coolest, sexiest man I've ever seen. But like, so that, myself included. It's like a testament of to like, okay, so we're creating new fans, which is what you should be doing as a wrestling. Dude, 1,000%.

Like, my wife is not a wrestling person. But like, if you're on TV, I'm telling you, she runs to wherever I'm watching it. So that's exactly what all of our jobs should be. Yeah, 100%. And I feel like only a handful of people are actually doing that. So I'm like, whenever anyone comes up to me, it's multiple people, every single line of doing a meet and greet ad are just like, hey, I've never watched wrestling,

but then I found you on YouTube. And then I started, because it's like, great, that means that I'm creating new fans. We then come and watch people like Dante Martin, like who's like a tremendous athlete. Fucking legend, dude. You know what I mean? Like that they're watching.

him and going, oh, what is this? Like, you, this weird guy got me into this, but now I can see Brian Danielson and Dante Martin and like Jade Cargo and stuff like that. You ever asked Dante Martin how he does that? Yes. I have no clue. I don't think he knows. I don't know. Hey, Dante.

How? How do you do it? There was one day backstage. She was just like doing backflips or something for some reason. I was like, what are you doing? He's just like jumping really high. He gave you the Napoleon Dynamite response? Yeah. Just practicing.

Practicing what? Dude, Dave Cargill. But yeah, like she's a perfect example, too, of someone who is drawing in people from outside of wrestling.

Yes. Because she has, like, massive star appeal. Oh, yeah, I mean, I love her.

It's great. Rocks. Yeah, she's awesome. Like, she's just, like, she's not been doing this

for a long time, but like if I was flipping channels, that's like a channel stop or you go, oh, 100%, shit, who is this? This is cool.

I would, I would, no pun intended, kill for her. I would, whatever she'd asked me to do, easy. But you'll not play the song. Except we'll play the song. We've played the song. I don't think this is true. There's a video of us playing it in Flint, Michigan, okay? I wasn't there.

You'll watch the video and you'll see why we didn't play. I've seen you a few times and I don't think you've played it. Well, here's the thing. I don't think it was out to be fair like the first two times I saw you. No, it wasn't for sure. But A, half the song is acoustic, so it doesn't really translate the same live. B, part of that tour, we had one guitar player. Because Taylor, Taylor had nails shows in Australia.

So it's all Sean. So it was all Sean. I don't know if it was for that show, but that's a good excuse. And D, we were alternating that and forgive and remember. And forgive and remember is like goes is works like very well in a live environment. So we'll do it. Also, here's the thing. When are you going to play more shows?

Come on. That I can't answer. I don't. I don't know. Truly no idea. God's hate is white hot right now. Yeah. I can't.

I can't just go back, you know. You got to ride the wave. Gotta ride the wave. I'd be an idiot not to. Big old wave. So. no plans. There was lots of God's hate shirts at our list,

meet and greet. Was there? Yeah. A lot of times I do meet and greets there's God's hate shirts, because I remember because I always go, oh, that's a great shirt. How about that? Yeah, you gotta love it. Yeah.

I get, you know. $5 off that. I can buy a new, I can buy a new lamp. I can get a fourth lamp back here for every shirt sold. It goes towards a new lamp, so. Money me, please. Money, please. But yeah, man, thank you for chatting with us for two whole entire.

The longest episode. Yeah, longest, easy. Are you going to listen back to this one? No. I was going to say that, too. I was going to say, like another, like me doing this, I can't listen to the episode now. It's a week that I like it. It's a week that I won't have.

No, that's not true. Because I feel that way when we finish them, I'm like. Every single time, he will text me, he'll be like, did that suck? Or he'll definitively say. That was the worst episode. That was the worst episode yet. But then every, the last five weeks in a row, like I'm not even exaggerate. Dude, but then we edit together, we edit together on Zoom.

And the second we finish, I'm like, that was a great episode. Yeah. So I feel like you're going to listen to this now? Do you have to edit it now? No, we got time because of you. The episode came out today, so we got a week, brother. We got a week, baby. Gotcha.

Okay. Which, Colin, maybe we should take advantage, huh? Shut the fuck up, both. I'm just saying, how. putting one out and then filming one the same day is like a good idea. I know, I agree. This is the dream ideally. So Danhausen, we, Hardlore loves that Danhausen.

We hope you know that. I love Hardlore. It reminds me of the Bridge Nine boards, but now it is a podcast. Less crime. Yeah, yeah, yeah, probably. But you know what I mean. It's like the fun stories, like ghost stories, stuff like that. Yeah, the fun stories without the sex criminals.

without special victims being involved. Pump, bum. Yeah. No, Elliot Stabler doesn't need to invade Hardlord. No, I think this is the best parts of that. Okay, good. Thank you, Dan. Just stories, yes.

We love it. Well, the CGI budget is running out, and you're going to need your face back. Yes. We love, Harlour loves that Danhausen. Support Danhausen watch AEW every Wednesday and Friday. All right. We love that Dan Houser. Halson, thank you so much for joining us.

Goodbye. And we will see you next week. And you'll be listening next week because you're a friend of the show, Danhausen. Now, get James on. Yeah, we will. Yeah, James, James, James, and Studio. Come on. James and Jamie.

Where, Colin? Why? What? James Live from where? Live in your home studio. Oh, my, okay. Yeah. Great.

Okay. All right. All right. Bye.