HardLore - HardLore Jeopardy: KNOCKED LOOSE vs. TERROR vs. KRUELTY
Episode Date: July 10, 2025Our third annual Sound & Fury week event: LIVE from the SOLD OUT Brain Dead Studios in Hollywood, California... We're proud to present the first ever HardLore Jeopardy, featuring Bryan Garris from Kno...cked Loose, Martin Stewart from Terror/God's Hate/Sound & Fury, and Kohei Azuma (AKA ZUMA) from Kruelty head to head to head in CLASSIC Jeopardy fashion, with a HardLore twist.Enjoy our best live show yet!HardLore Jeopardy theme by Jordan Olds (Blood Vulture) and Ben Hutcherson (Khemmis)_________________________________________________________________________________________Edited by Steven Grise (@iamoneonenineseven) • Title sequence by Nicholas Marzluf (@marzluf) HardLore: A Knotfest SeriesJoin the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes: https://patreon.com/hardlorepod Join the HARDLORE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jA9rppggefCool links: HardLore Official Website/HardLore Records store: https://hardlorepod.comGet 15% off MADD VINTAGE with code HARDLORE15! https://maddvintage.com/____________________________FOLLOW KNOCKED LOOSE:INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/knockedloosehc/TWITTER | https://twitter.com/knockedlooseFOLLOW TERROR:INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/terrorhardcore/TWITTER | https://twitter.com/terrorhardcoreFOLLOW KRUELTY:INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/krueltyjphc/TWITTER | https://twitter.com/krueltyjphcFOLLOW HARDLORE:INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/hardlorepod/TWITTER | https://twitter.com/hardlorepodSPOTIFY | https://spoti.fi/3J1GIrpAPPLE | https://apple.co/3IKBss2FOLLOW COLIN:INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/colinyovngFOLLOW BO:INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/bosxe/TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/bosxe_________________________________________0:00:00 - Start0:02:43 - Meet the Contestants0:07:34 - Jeopardy0:18:27 - Daily Double0:38:12 - Double Jeopardy0:47:10 - Daily Double #20:52:00 - Daily Double #31:02:43 - Final Jeopardy HardLore: A Knotfest Series, Fueled by Monster EnergyEdited by Steven Grise • Title sequence by Nicholas MarzlufJoin the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes.Join the HARDLORE DISCORD for community discussions and to participate in our future Q&A episodes.FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, SPOTIFY, APPLEFOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAMFOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER For sponsorship opportunities, email us! info@hardlorepod.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.
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I'll Mosh call you back. These are famous things said on stage by guys.
Keep it moving. 1600.
You don't say.
Oh, fuck you, do it all.
And the answer is, knock loose.
That's the one.
Check, check. Hey, hello, welcome.
Shit. Wow. Wow.
There it goes. Thank you so much. Welcome. Hello, welcome. It's Hardlord Jeopard Jeopardy. Time. How's everybody doing tonight?
Beautiful.
First, give it up for Jordan Olds
from Blood Vulture
who did the Hard Lord Jeopardy theme you just heard.
Thank you so much, Jordan.
He did it in one day.
Did it about three hours ago?
So that's huge.
Guy, this is going to be unbelievable.
We, but mostly Bo has programmed
a legitimate entire Jeopardy show
for you tonight.
Here's a rule. Here's a rule.
If anything f***es up,
I'm very sensitive.
So I get one mulligan.
The rest are my fault.
The rest are all common.
But if there's one fuck up, I'm going to play a sound.
It's going to be this one.
We're all going to be quiet and pretend like it didn't happen.
And we're just going to continue.
Every time somebody gets something right, I need you to explode with applause.
As if Alex Trebek was right here talking to you, not as an apparition as a human being,
and somebody did something really funny.
But we've got to introduce you to our contestants tonight.
You want to meet the contestants?
You really do.
And those of you watching at home, even you, I want you to keep track of how many you're getting right here.
I want to know how good you were at Hardlord Jeopardy.
But if you're watching at home, pause, think about it.
Yes.
Do your thing.
But let's get started.
Contestant number one, a reigning champion from last year's Hardlore Family Feud from Whittier, California, Sound and Fury Festival, God's hate,
Terror. Everyone, please welcome. Martine Stewart.
Wait till you see the other ones. Martin, how you doing? Thanks so much for being here.
Fantastic, thank you.
Reigning champion, last year's family feud.
And Mario Kart. No, no, no, no, no, no. Don't make me go there.
Everyone, this is a Sound and Fury affair. That's right. We're kicking off Sound and Fury
tonight with Harlord Jeopardy, which means we've got to get a couple more contestants out here.
two bands that are playing Sound and Fury will be joining us as well.
Pit to pit head to head with Martine.
Up next, we're very pleased to present to you, one of our favorite guys, all the way.
All the way.
From Tokyo Japan, please welcome from cruelty.
Zuma!
Fast.
See that name there, Zuma.
Oh, sorry, you guys don't read Japanese because the guys are different people.
But this fucking board says
Correa Zuma, my real name?
Who cares?
But I'm Zuma from Grutic.
That's me to guys.
One time I said Zuma was funny on stage
and he came off stage and said,
I'm an entertainer.
And there he goes,
doing it already.
Also, it should be pointed out
that up until a few hours ago,
Zuma was under the impression
that we were just doing regular Jeopardy.
This is not,
and it's more about hardcore music
and metal and stuff.
stuff so he's really he's a pitch hitter he's doing good he's a true sport we've got one more
contestant to introduce you to also playing sound and fury great friend of the show playing multiple
times this weekend but ultimately capping this whole thing off please welcome from louisville
kentucky and knock blues and weapon x brian go a showman pretty good a true showman
gentlemen
we I mean we've all watched Jeopardy before
right
yeah let's
oh that's very important
let's make sure they all work
so the buzzers
it's hard to
they have a very big budget
jeopardy we've got budget about
eight bucks
I got a computer
but we use that eight bucks
to download the same app
onto all their phones
so they all have their own unique
noise
he's got the Japanese one
he's got the better one
Is this?
It's smaller?
You want it like that?
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
So, Brian, we're going to hear you.
So if you hear this, it means Brian is going.
Wait, that was Zuma.
That's Zuma.
That's Zuma.
So, Brian, let's try that again.
Brian and only Brian.
Can you do yours, please?
Oh.
That's Brian.
Zuma.
Duma.
Beautiful.
And?
Martin.
That's my favorite noise in the history of music.
Three distinct noises, they may all go off at the same time.
So we're going to need some help figuring out who was first.
We may have to just ask the audience, I guess.
Which is good.
That's good.
That's fun.
Participation.
Guys, are we feeling ready?
All right.
No.
Good.
Are we ready to see the categories for round one?
This is normal jeopardy.
We got round one.
We got double jeopardy.
We got final jeopardy.
Bo, let's roll it.
You want to see this?
Bill and the board burst.
It's fucking.
Jeopardy, bro. I'm serious.
It's insane.
Let's see these categories.
One man, many bands.
There's going to be one guy
who's in a whole bunch of bands.
And remember, you've got to answer
it with a question. Label this.
We're going to tell you the album.
You've got to tell us the record label.
One second songs?
Pretty self-explanatory.
We're going to play a song for one second. You've got to tell us what it is.
The title.
Name the Mashmoo.
I do it.
You say it.
Then you can't go there anymore.
These are all beloved, kind of iconic hardcore venues
that you can't go to anymore.
Zoom was going to know none of them.
Defining Valley or Great Lakes bands.
These are textbook definitions.
Literal dictionary definitions.
Of bands either from the Valley or the Great Lakes,
which we're from.
That's category one.
How do we decide who goes first?
Yeah, rock paper scissors.
Who said paper rock scissors?
Dude, we say different.
So like,
Saishua gu, junk and point.
This is Japanese.
I think Zuma's going first.
I can only this.
There you go.
Zoom is going first.
Why don't you go ahead?
You win.
Zuma, let's pick one.
Name the motion move?
For what number?
For what number?
For what number?
Much.
Thousand.
Well, I hate to disappoint you guys, but this is all pre-recorded.
So, right.
Here you go.
Ready?
That's Martine.
You were supposed to wait until...
You were supposed to wait, but you did it anyway.
That's a new rule.
You gotta fucking wait.
Where to go?
We're fine.
Oh, we're good.
Yeah, we're good.
You did it, Martine.
What is it?
What is picking up change?
Judges?
We said picking up change or floor punch.
You got it. That's it.
You did.
Really good.
So Presley is keeping
scores. That's right. A thousand.
Wait a minute. $1,000.
I'm starting to remember how to play.
Now my team gets to pick.
Me too.
Jeopardy.
Yeah.
One second songs for 200.
All right.
Ready? Get in a second here.
Oops. Okay.
Wyatt.
Do the drum thing.
You fucked up.
Fuck.
Alright, here we go.
One second songs for 200.
Ready, listen close.
It disconnected, bro.
Wait, wait, wait.
Shit.
Make sure your phone doesn't go to sleep.
Do you think you did it before Martin Zuma?
I hear him bonkin.
Here bong.
It's going to do a test.
You guys are cheating, bro.
It's not working.
Fix his stuff.
Martin got it, though.
Martin got it.
No, he wasn't like this like a couple...
Shit.
It did disconnect and reconnect us.
It works.
Come on.
Do you think you did it before, Martin?
Take it.
What is it, Zuma?
Wait, I lost my confidence.
It's a... I thought it's into left-hand path.
No.
No?
And you have to...
First of all, that was wrong.
Second of all, you gotta say it as a question.
What is left-hand path?
Which is wrong.
It sucks.
So one of you gets to take a chance on, you got to ring your buzzer.
If you got it.
Martine.
What is a left hand?
What is a vocal test by integrity?
That is the one.
That's the one.
Really well done.
Really good.
Commanding lead.
Commanding lead.
Martine, what's it going to be?
Let's do Venue Can't Go There Anymore for 200.
These mics are diabolical, brother.
John Varvetos now occupies this iconic Manhattan landmark.
God damn.
I'm just going to guess.
You're good.
What is CBGBs?
That's the one.
That's the one.
You got it.
Martina.
This is like the montage from White Men Can't Jump.
This is gonna be me getting all of them.
I don't know.
Fuck.
Oh yeah, do it.
No, the mic is good.
It's cutting.
Defining Valley or Great Lakes bands for 200.
Lakes.
Adherence to moral and ethical principles.
Soundness of moral character, honesty.
It's the...
This is the definition of a band's name.
From the Great Lakes.
That.
Dude, this sucks.
sucks. Time.
The answer was integrity.
I heard it. Someone
got it. I heard that. I heard that.
He got it. I'm going to tell you now
hardest category. Yeah, that's a tough one.
I have to choose again.
Yeah, yeah, you do.
Brian, your time's coming.
I want to get the hardest one out of the way.
Focus on my long-ass mic and lock in.
Then you again? Let's do the same one for
400.
Valley.
Blake, N.S. Van Yole.
El Nomebrae means the raw ones.
El Nomebrae
means the raw ones.
The sooner, but you know Spanish.
Time. That's time.
That was Los Cruidos.
This one's hard.
That one's tough, man.
Look, they're not all hard.
And that's the 400.
You got to keep in mind,
every time you get one wrong,
you lose money, too.
Shit.
Okay.
Well, we should tell them with the prize.
Well, the prize is our buddies at Mad Vintage have allowed you guys to pick anything you want from the site if you win.
So that's big stakes.
It's expensive stuff.
MADDVintage.com.
Let's let Brian pick one.
He's got nothing.
I'll do label this for 200.
Oh, shit.
Hello?
That actually shouldn't have happened.
It was the first time I talked.
Hit it.
All right.
Which one was it, buddy?
Label this for 200.
Label this for 200.
Here we go.
There we go.
Marauder, Master Killer.
Martine, Stuart.
What is Century Media Records?
That's the one.
Really good.
We'll get them next time.
Yeah, you gotta keep choosing, man.
You're good at Jeopardy, I guess.
Everybody help me remember real quick.
There's a thousand that should be gone, right?
The Mashmoop one?
Thank you so much.
All right, Martin.
All right.
One man mini-bans for two.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That'll do.
This teenage misfit defined the season of Sam Hane.
I can't write any other puns because the last band name is his name.
Brian?
Danzig?
Very good.
No.
Oh, wait.
What is Danzig?
You get one.
You get one.
I don't want to hear another fucking statement out of you again.
Questions.
Brian, you get to pick.
I want to do one man.
mini bands 400. Outstanding.
No longer a minor
threat and never very threatening.
Wait. Yeah. This
former teen idol is certainly no Fugazi
Egg Hunter. Brian.
What is Ian McCai?
What is Ian McCann?
That's the one.
Great job. I'm going to do
Name the Mosh Move 200. I love it.
This one's good. Ready?
Gotta wait.
What's the answer?
What is?
Two steps.
Yeah.
Zuma, your pick.
Let me do, name the
marshmallow 400. I love it.
That's a good one, huh?
Give me the one I know.
Okay.
Because I only know in Japanese.
Oh, I heard the bonk first.
Martine?
What is the windmill?
That's the one.
Very good.
Wow, wow, wow.
Is that the one that I caught you
filming yesterday?
Yeah, I said, get out of you.
You're on the show.
You can't watch.
What's next, Martin?
Oh, shit, okay.
Let's do venue.
I'm not gonna say the whole thing,
the venue one for 400.
Yeah.
Uh-oh.
Oh, yes!
Martin?
Yeah.
You got 2,000.
All of it.
Really?
Well, shit.
Ready? It's a video clue?
Here you go.
Residents of the western San Fernando
Valley are feeling blue
after the loss of this
sort of like-handed landmark
where 25 to life once paid to zero people.
What's it going to be, Martine?
What is the Cobol Cafe?
That's the one.
He doubled, he damn money.
All right, Martine, what's it going to be?
It'll stop.
One second song for 400.
All right.
This is writ.
Listen up.
Yeah.
Was that good or did I do?
No, you were good.
What is we got to know by the crewman?
Really, really good.
That's the one.
You were there.
You were there.
I saw you go,
speed is a factor, Brian.
Martine?
The richest guy on stage.
One man, many bands for,
fuck it.
Do a thousand.
All right.
We're doing a thousand.
He mentally strangled Boston
with no tolerance
when he played any of his righteous
James to the rival mob.
Whoops.
Bunk goes Martin.
Who is Justin Detori?
a.k.a. Dance floor Justin, aka D.F.J.
That's the one.
You probably didn't even know his full name, did you? His government name?
I need you guys to step it up.
They're going to look, make it, I did not plan this.
This is unfair, bro. No, it's not. It's fair.
This sucks. Why?
It's fair.
Speed it up. Speed it up.
Martine, pick a goddamn thing.
Labeled is 400.
All right.
Warzone.
side crew.
Brian.
Ouga.
What is Revelation?
That's the one.
Wow. He's on the board.
Beautiful.
I'm so happy you got that right.
What is one man
mini band six?
Six?
You're lost in.
Yeah, that's totally fine.
Hey, you're good.
He sounds furious when he
terrorizes crowds and causes a few
Donnybrooks. Whether the crowd
likes it or not.
I think I heard the OUGA first.
No, the OUgo, the OUgo, is the...
Is it you, Brian?
What is Martin?
That's not what.
That's a fool, right?
He's not a fool name either.
Fool is money stir, right?
I'm all right.
I feel like that counts.
He's not a thing, bro.
He's a human.
Come on.
I agree with him, yo.
Right?
Give me 600 some shit.
That should be me.
So Zoom, I got that.
Zoom, we got that.
So the word before matters.
If it's a person, who?
Thing?
What?
Place?
You got it.
All right.
Who's up?
Zoom.
Guys, too good.
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
You're doing good.
Zuma?
You get to pick.
Yes.
Present.
You're crushing.
Yeah.
Get it over with.
It's rough.
It's so easy.
If you wrote it.
All right.
Give me just a second there because I did not think you were going there.
All right.
Crum suckers, life of dreams.
Hey, come on.
Yeah, right, buddy.
Yes.
Yes.
I want to hear your guess, Marteen.
No.
The answer was combat.
I never would.
What is combat?
I didn't know.
Zoomer.
Pretty good at the Mosh move, Zuma.
Yeah, you crush that.
Should you want to see Colin dance for us?
Okay.
I'll try.
600.
Mosh move.
Mosh move for 600?
Okay.
Okay.
What's up?
Ryan?
What is a spin cake?
What is?
That's been good.
That's the one.
Really good.
Was that the one?
Was that the one?
Is that the one you wanted?
Maybe it's next.
Brian, what do you want?
I'll do the Valley one.
Holy Lord.
For 600.
All right.
Valley.
A specific fundamental set of beliefs and practices
generally agreed upon
by a number of persons or sex
if it was not good.
I have no idea.
If it was
If it was bad
What is this?
Oh, Martin?
That was bad religions.
I swear to you, that's what I was going to say.
Go to dictionary dot
anything
and that's on there.
The word bad religion.
No, religion and then if it was not good.
I got to do me.
What's next?
One second song, 600.
I love it.
Ready, listen up now.
What is betrayed by life?
So close.
Really close.
You got the band right.
Bunk.
They're so close.
They're like right next to each other.
What is, oh wait.
Wait, you conceived through an act of violence?
No.
No, fuck.
Fuck.
Dumbo, you got a chance.
Can you play again?
What do you think?
Should we play again?
It's so bittersweet.
Salvation's so bittersweet.
So bitter.
sweet. Yeah, I can't go again. No, you can't go
again. Perfect to our tongues.
The answer was... I know the song.
I know you do. Are you all three or you know it?
But it's... Two seconds?
I literally cannot.
The answer is Puritan.
Really good try, though. We all knew who it was.
Really good.
I think Brian was a little closer, I think.
The track list?
I don't think so.
What's next, Brian?
Uh, one second song, 800.
All right.
This one's good.
Dude, this can be...
It sounded like anything.
No, no, this is clear as day, plain as day.
One more time.
Easy.
Reach your head if you think you know it.
The homie J.P. I know knows it.
They've came to Brazil.
The answer was big takeover.
By the bad brains.
Bad brains.
Canada can, can.
You know that one?
I would have got that.
I think Brian.
Brian?
Give me something good.
One man, many bands, 800.
That's the one.
God would allow this legendary refer to bring his crowbar down to the kingdom of sorrow.
That was Martin first, I believe.
An angel just died.
Who is Kirk Winston?
Stein?
I think both are cool.
I think it's...
I think it depends on who you ask.
The homie Kirk.
The homie Kirk is right.
That's the one.
Either way.
It's important.
They all couldn't wait to answer that one,
and that's what it's all about.
All right.
Let's just keep going down the line.
Label this for 800.
All right.
Ringworm.
Birth is pain.
Good record.
I heard Awuga.
What is Victory Records?
That's the one.
Really good.
Brian.
We'll do label this 1,000.
All right.
Carnivore.
Carnivore, specifically the United States release.
Yeah, you better fucking think about that bong
because it's a technicality.
Oh, God, what is nuclear blast?
Hell no.
Fuck.
Anybody else want to steal?
You got to hit your buzzer if you want to guess,
but it's a dozen bucks.
I'm tricky, just so you know.
A-U-Buh?
What is Metal Blade?
Oh, no, that's not right.
Umah, any idea?
Can I have a hint?
You know what?
Yes.
Yes.
Yeah.
Because I didn't care what label was when I was listening to Carnivore when I was a teenager.
They did. Give me some hint.
They changed their name at some point and then did all the typo negative records.
Oh, wait.
Wait.
I don't like typo negative.
Okay.
Come on.
Neither does Martine.
Yeah, I do like Twitch and Tong so much.
Oh, thank you.
But I don't like typone negative.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Taylor,
give him to Zuma.
The answer was road racer.
He did, no.
He did know.
Exactly.
Exactly.
What's it going to be?
Still bright.
One second song, one thousand.
Tough, tough one.
This is a really tough one.
Mr. Bonk?
Who is Converge?
It's the song.
You're blowing it.
On live TV.
20,000 people.
Over the course of like a month.
Over the course of six months.
That's not right.
Brian Orzuma?
Who has converged the saddest day?
That's big.
Who is converged the saddest day?
All right, you got a few more, guys.
Me?
Yeah.
Name the Mosh move, 800.
That's right.
It's impressive.
I was tired by that time.
Yeah, I heard you bonkett.
I mean,
We always called that what is the stick man.
That's right.
That's the one.
The stick man.
Stickman.
Singer of Fury 5 invented that move in the do or die video.
You should watch it.
It's unbelievable.
We're all still just trying to live up to that to this day.
We got five left.
Dude, I was waiting for the fucking pizza maker for a long time, you know?
The pizza make?
No, no, no.
You want me to encourage the pizza maker?
You want that in crazy pits?
You might as well roll with them pizza.
What is the roll?
You want to be on stage during cruelty
saying, show me some crazy shit,
and you see that?
All right, hey, if you're going to be
moshing for cruelty this weekend.
Everyone's got any more than that.
Everyone's pizza maker to us.
They're going to Sanjuri.
I'm doing this.
It's an al-sacobie.
It's fucking pizza maker, okay?
You will be physically removed
from the car.
If you do the pizza maker.
There will be 150 people
that understand the joke
and it'll be really cool.
You'll look really cool.
Five more, guys.
guys.
Yeah, you got it right.
Yeah, you got it.
Venue for 600.
All right.
Time ran out for the original location
of this, Washington, D.C.
Number one, 1980s punk rock
venue.
I said that crazy.
I kind of worded it crazy.
These are timed.
Time ran out.
Get it?
Because this was the 930 Club.
Still exists.
Different location.
Hence the original.
Clock.
Time.
Pretty good.
What's next?
Ven, you for 800.
All right.
Please.
Sure.
Negative three cheers for the closing of this
Stone Cold,
Minneapolis landmark.
Oh, you know.
Negative three cheers.
Minneapolis,
Stone Cold.
It's right there.
It's easy.
The one with the first.
vegan po-boy. Yes.
What's it called?
What is...
Negative three cheers.
Is that supposed to help me?
I don't understand.
Steve, what do you?
That was a good hint.
That was a good hint.
He didn't get it.
It took too long.
I don't want to know what it is.
Move on.
It's the triple rock.
That's right.
The triple rock.
This is genius.
Too much pressure, man.
You're scrambling my brain.
We were on a Zoom call
for 40 minutes.
Right in our little asses off.
What's next, guys?
Martinez.
I think it's still martinia.
Benu forth is a thousand down there?
I can't see.
Yeah, it sure is.
On Brian's ass.
Not actually in the Midwest.
This New York City staple
famously banned the Misfits and closed
its doors after a Beastie Boys
Bad Brands show in December
1981.
What is ABC no real?
No, no, no. No.
No.
See, that was a good guess.
It's not actually in the Midwest.
Isn't the Midwest like Ohio?
What are you talking about?
You'll see.
You'll see.
This is actually a really...
This one's tough.
But this is a really well-worded jeopardy.
We absolutely fucking smoked this.
Everyone's going to go, oh.
Any guesses?
Glenn is watching and he's going to be like,
that was pretty good.
The answer is...
Max's Kansas City.
Very famous.
Never heard of that in my life
That's good shit
What's next?
Oh yeah, I think we got one more
Hold on a second, let me get rid of that one
I don't want to see that ever again
Nice
Two left guys
No yeah they are
They're fucking
You are not getting the last one
Alright well let's go for the last one
I love it
Smarty pants
Lake crude representations of someone
Disliked used for purposes of ridicule
Whose pants are smart now?
Mine.
Noddy boy.
Noddy boy.
Hey, what about honor, dude?
All this shit about honor.
I love it.
Dana, are you watching us?
Where are you?
Right there.
Boo.
Your wife is booing you.
I don't think you got it.
Let's time it out.
They didn't get it.
That is effigies.
Chicago.
Hey, it's tough.
I don't know.
What do you want?
It's Jeopardy.
That's a word.
All right, last one.
Band.
This is going to be pretty funny.
Last one, guys, tough.
Valley, violence or threats of violence used for intimidation or coercion.
They're from the valley.
And Fernando.
Is that battle with a big, big guy?
No.
No?
Yeah, no.
I mean, yeah.
But not the one you're thinking of.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go ahead, Colin.
Just...
He don't know words good.
Time it out.
Time it out.
Fucking terror, man.
That's round one.
That's round one.
And our score is...
Brian, 1800.
Respectable.
That's not bad.
Zuma with negative 800.
Dude, this fucking sucks.
It's not fair, bro.
No, that's fair.
And Martine with 2,800.
What's that?
What is that?
You're winning, Martina.
So the thing is you're finding is that not taking risky choices can pay off.
Because I did not know you have that much.
I'll be honest with you.
Neither did I.
You're crushing it.
Neither did I.
You're crushing it.
This is our commercial break.
AG1.
Pretty good.
Pretty good stuff.
All right.
Round two, double jeopardy.
Long-ass Mike.
Let's go.
And the categories are red curds.
these are little tiny pictures
of red album covers. They're all red.
Quotent quotables.
These are quotes. You'll be fine.
The hardcore and
the non-hardcore place. So,
this is a tough one. I need two,
this is a two-part answer. It's a movie
or TV show, and it's
the band or song
that's featured in this movie or TV show.
I'll Mosh call you back.
Famish, famous?
You say it.
Famous.
Famous.
Famous things said on stage by guys.
You'll see.
You'll see.
It's pretty good.
Merch Madness.
These are items that we make.
This is the bread and butter, baby.
We'll all be good at this one.
Yeah.
We'll crush this one.
Trust me. Easy.
Lastly.
Friends of the quotes.
These are quotes directly said by people
on our show or just they've
men on our show at some point. But most of them were said literally on our show.
All right. See the numbers.
Remember, double Jeopardy. Everything's double. Okay?
Thank you.
That took me so long.
Who rounded it out last time?
Martine did. Martine?
So I think they switch. No, they keep going, don't they?
You keep going. I don't really watch Jeopardy.
Hit it. Start at the beginning. Records for 400. I love it. Ready?
Red Kurz.
What is the age of quarrel?
That's the one.
That was my first time seeing the way he did that really good.
Ryan, what's going to be next?
Let's do merch madness 400.
I love it.
Oh, no, this is the wrong one.
That's not it.
Ignore this.
Ignore it.
Hold on. Hold on.
Hold on.
There we go.
The drum.
Yeah, all right.
What was it?
Merch Madness.
They're both M's.
It fucked me up.
How much?
400.
All right, here you go.
This rarely
functional hoodless
gamron net
is often more expensive
to print
than it is worth.
You did great.
I sent him to you.
I heard it bomb.
Bunk?
It's the garment.
Yeah.
The gamron net.
But it kind of sucks.
What is the crew net?
That's right.
That's the one.
That's really?
Now I get it.
He's so spama!
You sent them to me,
but they don't copy paste right?
It's a whole.
I spelled it.
So good.
Yeah, you did.
You did.
Let's see what Friends of the Quote is all about.
Four hundred.
Friends of the quotes, 400.
Can I tell you something?
I think Zuma was first.
He got it before me.
I think it was Zuma.
Wait, is that have to be a full name?
No, no.
No.
Okay.
Who is Brandon?
Wow.
From Big Boy.
That's right.
Wow.
All right, Zuma.
There we go.
Round two.
You're up to negative.
Negative.
Dude, I'm sitting in it.
Fuck.
It's a close game.
Zooma, what's next?
Can I have 400?
I'll think about it.
I'll think about it.
Merch Martinus, 800.
All right.
Triple B Records and Friends
built an empire in 2010
with this multi-sided headpiece.
No, it's not.
Yes, it is.
What's a five-panel hat?
That's the one.
He's good.
He's good.
Let's go over 1,200.
Let's keep this one.
because it's silly.
No, it's not.
That one vein,
this is hardcore live video,
swish, swish, bitch.
Zuma!
I was impatient.
But he's got no money.
I mean, yeah, I didn't mind.
You're right.
You are right, though.
Give me some chance, yeah.
Let's try to wait in the future.
The item, the garment.
Yeah, yeah.
So, what is, like, windbreaker?
That's it.
We got.
Really?
Is that real?
Zuma, you got $1,000, man.
The close game.
This is great.
Zuma, what's it going to be?
Yeah.
Rikos?
800.
Oh, shit.
Ready?
What is?
Enverge, no heroes?
That's the one.
Outstanding.
Brian, what's it going to be?
Let's do the quotent quotables.
For 400?
400.
Yeah, sorry, my fault.
I like it.
The nefarious soundman wants these to fill out the room.
I heard of Ouga.
Yeah.
What is bodies?
What are bodies?
It's going to sound so much better.
It's not a lot better in here.
Get some bodies.
We got bodies.
What are you saying?
It's awesome.
Thank you.
Never before done.
What's next, Brian?
We'll do quote and quotables for 800.
I like it.
The dubious promoter suggests more people do this than buy a pre-sale.
Big Monk for Martine.
What is Walk-Up?
That's the one.
Outstand.
Maybe when we were doing this by round two, we got like really...
Round two, we were like, this is awesome.
Oh, we got this.
Yeah, that makes sense.
Let's do hardcore in the non...
Blah, blah, blah.
400.
All right, buddy.
All right.
This soundtrack features multiple songs by this band and a 1979 musical comedy.
that co-stars all four members in featured roles.
Finally, the movie and the band.
Movie band.
A punk.
Punk.
Oh, they said worldwide.
Are we all nothing?
The movie is rock and roll high school.
The band is the Ramones.
I definitely didn't know.
What is this?
Rock and roll high school.
What's that?
With the, as a movie.
Looks horrible.
It's a 19...
There's other more relevant ones.
That was the $200.
That's a 1970.
Yeah, that one's, you know, that's good.
Yeah, it's still your turn.
See how relevant.
Let's go to 800.
All right.
This 1987 movie sucks,
and the band's live performance
is the only good thing in it.
Easy.
I know what you're talking about,
but I don't know the title.
Do you know the band?
Well, we're going to show it.
movies is ass
so I don't blame you for not
no one of the truth
it's not good but
it is called
the beat
and the band is
the chrome ice
it's crap
don't watch
is this terrible
is this the one where Ritchie Purgent
right there
there he is
coolest Boschmoved ever
that's right
singer of the underdog
and then to another
putting his little ass off tall
big ass off
big ass off really cool
what do we got
Martine
same one
1,200
Let's keep the goal.
All right.
Oh, you don't say.
There's two.
There's two daily doubles in double jeopardy, so this is your first one.
Fast.
Give him one second in it.
All right.
All right.
Martine, you've got $4,800.
It is double jeopardy, dude.
But you could do it.
Yeah, I'm not comfortable with this category, though, so.
But, oh, man.
I don't know, like $2,000.
Let's say $2,000.
That's fair.
Okay.
Ready?
It's going to be quick.
it's a video
it's a video clip
ready
so what if they're not talking much
then does it make sense
to kind of leave
that's the office
do I have to say like the
episode name
no no no no I need a question
how do I put this in a question
what is the office
where they featured life of agony
that's right
that's the one
really good
glad you took a chance of it
great work yeah
I want to keep it going
I like this one
yeah 1600 please
all right
this band's song was
featured in this 2004
pornographic themed rom-com about
the neighbor of your dreams.
Bonk.
What is the girl next
door with Youth of Today?
God. Damn, he's good.
Listen to how this is edited.
They did this.
It's unbelievable.
Yeah. Yeah. They love...
Timothy Alphant loves Youth
Today in this movie. And he's a sick
pervert. So think about that.
Let's finish it off.
Okay.
Finish the job.
$2,000.
This band's stickers were plastered all over a pretentious Chicago record store in this turn-of-the-century music-driven classic.
And what is high fidelity?
Who answers?
That's the one.
So you really can't see it because it's literally behind you guys, but there's a blood-for-blood sticker down there.
It's the only thing I can find.
They're all over the movie.
Victory sent them a big box.
stickers for this movie and it was like
Blood for Blood is everywhere and Integrity's
got like one or two. So I would have accepted
either. Tough category.
Tough category. So great job though. You did it.
Prussian.
Yeah, Brian, let's choose the next one.
Yeah, Brian, let's choose
one. I believe in you.
I'll Mosh call you back.
Yeah. 400. Okay.
Everybody everywhere
tear this place down.
No, no, no.
How about more specifically?
There's an inflection there.
Oh, I wasn't supposed to play that until after I'm realizing, but...
Just get next.
Tommy Carroll.
Tommy Carroll.
That's four for...
Jim Carrey.
Great job.
They get a little easier, I mean, honestly.
Yeah.
Brian, why don't you guess another one?
Let's do Al Mosh call you back 800.
Robert Smith.
Suck my dick.
It is.
It sucks.
It sucks.
I wrote it right.
That's not incorrect.
Somebody said this.
It's recorded.
Martine?
Who is Morrissey?
No.
That would be fucking awesome.
That would be awesome.
Don't they hate each other?
They do.
Yes.
Yeah.
But it's like,
Barrow Smith is like...
Oh shit.
And Morrissey's like...
I got it.
I got it.
Yeah.
You didn't get it.
The answer.
Robert Smith sucks my dick.
That was sheer terror.
Cover covering the gear.
Before they cover the cure. It's pretty cool.
Hateful, but tribute.
What do we got?
Brian, give it to me.
1,200, same category.
Ash called?
This song is about not giving up.
It's called, don't give up.
Fonk?
No, that's fine.
Who is breakdown?
breakdown that's it that's the one that's actually awesome yes it is keep it
moving sixteen hundred you don't say so close sir all right martin you've got
ten thousand eight hundred dollars what category is it gonna call you back and it's
gonna be really funny true daily double what do you got to lose
it's fucking do it all
And the answer is.
Ready?
I think you just won me the game, Brian.
Who is?
Knocked loose.
That's the line.
See that in there.
The look on Brian's face just now.
What does he have now?
Too much.
I get royalties on that point.
Give Brian 600.
That's Spotify numbers.
Okay.
When you started that category, I was jumping for Joe on the inside.
He's going to do it.
Sorry.
Sorry, man.
Martine, what's next?
Last one, 2000.
We are from England.
We are.
I feel it.
Brian, come on.
Somebody's seen this, please.
We are from England.
I sound exactly like him.
Hello, I know.
Good evening.
I know.
Electric violin goes, e.
And then he goes,
We are from England.
England we are.
And then he says this
and he can't get through it.
My dying brother.
I have seen that.
Yeah. It's pretty good.
It's pretty good.
Pretty good.
All right, what's next, Martin?
Friends of the quote.
Friends of the quotes.
Lou Reed.
A couple tracks.
Who said it?
Who said it, Martin?
Those are the couple tracks.
Who is Todd Jones?
That's the one.
All right.
So good.
You got, yeah.
1,200, please.
Friends of the quotes, 1,200.
Master killer.
Masterpiece.
Who said it?
Who is you?
Oh.
Oh, wrong.
Take away money from him.
Shit.
Anybody want to steal?
Who said it?
It's awesome.
Who said it?
Damn it.
It was Carl Beakner of Earth Crisis.
Pretty cool.
Good.
Now who's it if he didn't get a red.
I think it still goes to Martin.
1600.
Just keep it going.
One?
Double filet fish, extra tartar, and a shamrock shake.
He's going to get fast enough.
He's like, we're .
That's the one.
Disgusting.
Quite possibly the worst order in history, at least that I've heard.
Unbelievable.
Brian, what's the next?
Red cords.
1200.
Nice.
All right.
Duma.
Awuga.
Aluga.
Who is Nails?
What's the album?
Abandon All Life.
Yes, that's it.
Very good, Brian.
Very good.
Zuma heckling.
He was trying to curse him.
Say the wrong.
Merch Madness, 1600, please.
I love it.
You jump for joy when the door reads
no ins and outs after printing these.
functional shoulder accessories.
The delay sucks.
It's so awesome.
I'm waiting too long for you to finish reading.
Oh.
Next time we'll have tactile reel buttons, I promise.
And we don't have, we can't afford that.
Let's have Brian do it.
Ryan, what was it?
No, he can have it.
Fair's fair.
Gentlemen.
What is tote bags?
That's the one.
That's him.
Good day.
We don't love, obviously no ins and ounces bad.
But if we've provided a bag for stuff, it's awesome.
And nobody can go anywhere.
That's huge.
Trust me.
A little insider secret for you.
Right.
Let's do Merch Madness 2000.
Love it.
Sound and Fury, 2008.
This is a vague one.
No, it's not.
What is the tank top?
Yes.
They were everywhere.
Holy shit.
You couldn't escape Tank Tots to Sound and Fury 2008.
That was genuinely impressive.
Good job.
Good job.
Well, now you get to go.
Let's finish off.
A friend of the quotes where I can't see how much.
2000.
On the question of ever being a Harry Krishna, of course not.
I'm intelligent.
Said on our show.
Pretty cool.
That's the question.
The answer was Paris Mayhew, Gromax.
Yep.
It sure was.
It was a tough one.
Quote and quotables.
Love it.
The fucking scumbag loser
wants 20% of this
for doing absolutely Jack
fucking shit.
Brian?
The promoter?
Oh.
No, no, no, no.
It's the, it's the, uh, no.
20% of this.
Yeah.
Oh, 20% of your merch says.
Yeah.
What do we do?
I think the phrasing made me confusing.
I was talking about the fucking scumbag loser.
Yeah, but the,
20% of this.
I see, I see, I see.
So that's fair.
The phrasing fucked him up a little.
But what is, what does the...
No, he said it.
What is a merch cut?
Very good, very good.
All right, Brian.
We're going to give it to me.
He's...
I imagine you've had more money stolen from you by merch cut guys than anybody on the stage.
And what's next, fellas?
Let's do quotables for $1,600.
Love it.
The careless acquaintance asks for this, mere hours before doors.
What is guess list?
That's the one.
I should let you see my phone right now.
A lot of careless acquaintances.
Cool.
All right.
Brian, you're on a tear, dude.
Let's do red cords for $16.00.
I love it.
What's that?
Bunk?
Listen, it's the Wi-Fi, it goes and out.
I can't do anything.
But it clearly bonked first.
It bombed.
What is 100 demons by 100 demons?
That's the one.
That's the one.
Guys, we got two questions left before Final Jeopardy.
Really think about this.
Get that finger on the button.
Zuma, I want you to be ready for this, okay?
I did it, right?
Okay, two more.
Quote d' quotables, 2,000, please.
All right.
The dump foundedly tired and frankly amazed they're still doing this.
Podcast duo begin each episode with this.
Mine has a fucking latency, bro.
They're the same latency, but...
No, you're lying.
Zuma, well, we'll...
was it? What is
hello? I'm alright.
He's right. You are right.
Technically
the first word.
It's hello
welcome, but hello
literally begins it. That's 100%
valid.
Outstanding.
So I'm not going to win, so at least I want
to be funny, you know? You're killing it.
Because I'm fucking in depth or something.
How much do I have?
$3,000.
$3,000.
How much? How much?
How much does he?
Martin.
Okay.
Brian's at 11.12.
All right.
Last one. Zuma.
Take it away.
Here we go.
Red curds.
This one's really hard.
I forgot what this was.
Can I see it in a bit more?
Yeah.
I like that.
This technically wasn't supposed to be the art.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
This wasn't supposed to be the art.
Like the original artwork was supposed to be something else.
Oh, yeah.
Wait, that's an incredible hint.
Trust me.
I'm going to hit the button.
I don't want to hit the button.
Oh, don't do it.
Let them, let them guess it.
I want somebody to get this.
It wasn't supposed to be the art.
Something, this was the art.
That art was given to something else.
Yeah.
And it's so sick.
I only know, I can only say the band name.
For some reason, I forgot this.
I'm going to give it to you.
You can tell me the band name.
Please.
What is it?
The name?
Yeah.
The name?
Cepoutra.
That's right.
It's really hard.
That one's really bad hard.
Beneath the remains.
The obituary cause of death
was supposed to be for beneath the remains.
You didn't know that, did you?
Guys, it's final jeopardy time.
Tell them how much money they all got, Colin.
Let's see. What do we got here?
Just keep dancing there.
All right, coming in third, we got Zuma
with $5,000.
Second place, we have Brian Garris
with $11,200.
And of course,
The one, the ringer, Martine Stewart with $25,800.
All right.
Gentlemen, let's pull those boards behind you.
Erase your beautiful names.
And Brian.
So what I need you to do is so you can bet whatever you want, any amount.
Maybe more than that you have.
No, no, you have to have it, I guess.
You have to write the number that you're betting and the answer when we give it to you, okay?
When we give you the clue.
Yeah.
The category is the category.
Sound and Fury Staples.
No, that's not...
Hey, beautiful.
You're good, man.
But we got to ask him the question.
Sure, I just thought, yeah.
I loved it.
I just really liked that song.
I loved it.
Guys, are you guys ready?
You have to wager based on that
alone. You got to wager now. Wager first. And I'm going to
watch to make sure you do a raise the number. Have them
show the wager. I'm going to watch.
Let me see the wager.
11,000. Is that your whole money? No, he's got 25,800.
That's what's up. Brian's wagering his whole money.
He's all in.
His whole money is at stake.
His whole money is at stake. Zuma.
What are you wagering?
$5,000.
That's his whole money.
Wow.
I love it.
He will die.
Yeah.
Martine is working on it.
All of it.
Martin's wagering his whole money.
And the final answer is,
this band has played Sound and Fury more than any other band.
Now hit the song.
30 seconds.
Really think of it.
about it guys. A little trumpet.
French horn maybe.
Do something.
Keep it playing. He hasn't really.
All right. Everybody ready?
Yes. That's how the song
ends. The answer is.
Let's see the answer first, and then we look at everybody's things.
That's how they did it in jeopardy.
I don't have that.
Okay. The answer, the band is
brace war.
They've played more sound infuriates than anybody.
Brian's answer first. He wagered all of his money. He put terror. Good guess. That was a good guess.
Strong. No money. That sucks, man. I'm really sorry. Zuma, let's see what you put.
Terror. Wow. Can I tell you guys?
No. Don't do it. Can I tell you guys something? Don't do it. Just do it. It's fine.
Because this would be funnier, I guess.
I like this.
Texted me before the show, the last question would be braced.
And I thought he's lying.
To make, you know, to like, trick me.
Because like, the question is fucking Sunder Fury.
And then, wait, do they pray that many times, you know?
is what I was thinking
like two minutes ago. I was like really confused
so I thought
he's lying to me.
Listen, I figured
you had a big disadvantage
in the game.
You were in last year. I don't want to hear that
shit. I figured Zuma
had a big disadvantage and he could use
maybe a little help because you guys were going to
smoke him the whole game. Was I wrong?
No.
I said I don't give a fuck if I mean
I'm not here for winning.
You know?
What are you here for?
Fong.
That's right.
I know someone who's here for winning.
That's cool.
I'm here to win.
The answer is pretty good.
Two years in a row, the game show,
a horrible game show winner, Martin Stewart.
Incredible.
Wow.
He's infallible.
Thank you all so much for being here.
Thank you for watching.
What a beautiful night.
Sound and Fury, best week of the year.
We love it so much.
Yeah, that's going to be off camera though.
Oh, cool.
In room only.
Thank you all for watching.
We love you.
Stick around for the Q&A
because you're going to line up right here and do it.
But if you're watching it home on YouTube or Spotify,
you're done.
It's over.
Thank you all.
Brian, give it up for Brian?
Wept an X Saturday, knock loose Sunday.
Give it up for Zuma and 40.
And of course, Martine, your winner,
your co-promoter of Sound and Fury,
Terror, God's hate.
God say, Teres plan Friday, God's
Day Plan Sunday!
