HardLore - HardLore Presents: WHEEL OF LORE-TUNE w/ Mongrel, Cosmic Joke and Cyadine

Episode Date: June 5, 2025

WHEEL. OF. LORE-TUNE. Detroit Wheel City baby! Live from Edgemen at Tied Down fest, we were joined by Mongrel, Cosmic Joke and Cyadine for our second ever LIVE game show. All three bands are members of the HARDLORE RECORDS roster and they're battling to find out who is the smartest on the label (at meaningless HardLore-picked word trivia) ENJ_Y. Edited by Steven Grise (@iamoneonenineseven) • Title sequence by Nicholas Marzluf (@marzluf) HardLore: A Knotfest Series Join the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes: https://patreon.com/hardlorepod Join the HARDLORE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jA9rppggef Cool links: HardLore Official Website/HardLore Records store: https://hardlorepod.com Get 15% off MADD VINTAGE with code HARDLORE15! https://maddvintage.com/ FOLLOW MONGREL: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/mongrel.sd/ FOLLOW COSMIC JOKE: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/cosmicjokela/ FOLLOW CYADINE: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/cyadineofficial/ FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/hardlorepod/ TWITTER | https://twitter.com/hardlorepod SPOTIFY | https://spoti.fi/3J1GIrp APPLE | https://apple.co/3IKBss2 FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/colinyovng/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/ColinYovng FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/bosxe/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/bosxe #HARDLORE #HARDCORE 00:00:00 - Start 00:03:45 - Category: Banger 00:07:06 - Category: Detroit Hardcore 00:11:26 - Category: Couple Tracks 00:15:08 - Category: Hilarious Wikipedias 00:20:39 - Category: Bible 00:22:24 - Category: Hella Unvaxxed 00:30:01 - Category: Band Name 00:33:10 - Category: Ska Soundtrack 00:37:50 - Category: Thing 00:43:46 - Category: Pardon This Interruption 00:44:34 - Category: Gateway 00:48:36 - Category: Cursed 00:53:30 - Category: Dope ass second album 00:59:20 - Category: Green Room 01:00:46 - Category: GOAT 01:05:21 - Category: Boners or Hard Songs 01:07:30 - Category: Airport Discomfort 01:13:04 - Category: Beat 01:17:31 - Category: Wow! That's a Lot... 01:21:41 - Category: Enemy  HardLore: A Knotfest Series, Fueled by Monster EnergyEdited by Steven Grise • Title sequence by Nicholas MarzlufJoin the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes.Join the HARDLORE DISCORD for community discussions and to participate in our future Q&A episodes.FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, SPOTIFY, APPLEFOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAMFOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER For sponsorship opportunities, email us! [e-mail] Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

Brand new hardlore shirts available now at edgeman store.com while supplies last. It's an explosion. It's like something exciting happening. It's crazy. Welcome everybody to Wheel of Larchen. Holy shit. Yes. All right, welcome to the first ever Wheel of Larchen, everybody.

Live in Detroit, Michigan at Edgeman Screen Printing. Everybody give it up for Edgeman. Love it. So, you know, we're not going to put any money on the line. It's just bragging rights. And so we're going to play this game a little differently tonight. We are pitting three bands against each other for domination. It means they're the smartest band on the label that isn't Fire Starter or Grinich because they're not here.

Right. But tonight we have Mongrel. Give it up. Scary. Scary set. Scary. They just played minutes ago So if there's blood

In the camera lens Thank you Give it up for Cosmic Joe Hardlore O-O-1 And our newest signing is Cyanne From Detroit, Michigan

That's right They ripped They're so young Let's get our singers up here We're going to start with the front men So come on up We got Mac Everybody's coming up

We're going to do We're going to do Instruments versus Instruments. Mac, this is your mic right here. They're coming, they're coming. Come on up. Come on, Connor.

Yeah. Big sexy. All right. Here we go. The star of the show. We got Tert Ferguson up here. All right. Now, gentlemen, here's how this

is going to work. First off, you're going to pick a color. We're going to spend, no, you can flip it, Beau. You're good, bro. Okay. This is Bono. tonight everybody give it up for Bono light so here's how this is gonna work we're gonna spin to figure out who goes first so Mac without looking pink of color purple there's kind of well you get blue you get dark blue

perfect close enough Connor pick a color would you green green favorite color red red all right should I think you should Bona red TIRD. Turn is up. Now, I know you guys can't read what this says, but this is actually, since we're not doing money, this is what we're wagering, so to speak.

So in order to make a guess, they got to do whatever this wheel tells them to do. He just landed on Yoda. So he's got to do the Yoda voice when he guesses a letter for this next puzzle. And the category is, banger. Banger. Oh, you have to spin kick for a vowel as well.

Just so now. But you got to be. do the Yoda voice first. I can't hear shit. Yoda! You got to ask for a letter in a Yoda. If you want a vowel, you got to do a spin kick.

Letter M, I want. There's one M. M. M, right? M. Yeah. Wow. We got an M. Outstanding. You're going to have to spin that wheel.

Walk on over and spin that wheel, brother. Hit it. Hit it. Wow. What do we got? Oh, animal. Is it animal or is it blue?

Oh, yeah. Oh, you got to make the loudest noise you possibly can. You got to turn around and just make the loudest noise you possibly can. It's pretty good. It's pretty good. All right, pick a letter. No, you can just stay over here and shout the letter. He's got a mic.

All right. Letter. Give me G. Oh, no, you don't have to do Yoda every time. Wait. I don't have to do Yoda again? No, no. You did it.

G? G? No, sorry, buddy. So should we go to Mac? Yeah, we're going to Mac? now, Mac, Miller, one of my best friends on this planet, singer of Cosmic Joe, give it up. Give it up one more time. Yeah, this is going to be a while. Spin it, Mac. I do love that you're making us do voices after we just blew out.

Yeah, exactly. You're done. Yeah, you're good. You sounded great. Not anymore. Bald, this is easy. Name a bald guy. You can't say me. You can't say you. No, he can say him. Patrick Stewart. Excellent. Excellent. That's Sir Patrick All right Once again

The category is banger A banger Mac that starts with Give me a letter or you can solve the puzzle Outstanding We got an ass You can spin again or you can solve the puzzle You know I've never Listen to Hardlore I've been told to check it out by a lot of people

Uh huh Because I've been hearing it's for fans of Master Killer Wow Wow That's outstanding Outstanding One point on the board for Cosmic Joke This is going to take so much longer

We thought maybe an hour or hour and a half Maybe we cut some down Every three points Every three points scored They're going to switch instruments Okay so it's going to be the next round But Cosmic Joke takes first point outstanding All right he's got to change the board now

It might take a while Connor The category is Detroit Hardcore You gotta spin the wheel, bro I forgot to spin that wheel I forgot to Yeah. Here we go.

That's right. Very good. Oh, moan, you have to moan. You call that a moan? All right. You call that a moan. Hit me. Can I get an L? You can't. No L.

Eh. Sorry, buddy. Chris you're up. Cyan. Here we go. Spin that wheel. Spin that wheel. You're up the hat. Oh, cool. What we got? Bald.

Name a bald guy. Patrick Stewart. No, no, no, no, no. He already said that. J.K. Simmons. Yeah, he's cool. All right, all right. All right.

Now you want to try to pick a letter. Detroit, Park, or you can spin kick for a vowel. It's a tight. Tight spot. Little kick. It's an R. No R. No R.

No R. Sorry. No R. Detroit. Hardcore is the category and you got to think about it that it's us doing it so keep in mind all of this is hard It's wheel of Lord yeah go ahead Mac yeah Yeah, thank you Macho man you have to do the macho man voice when you guess a letter

You have to Mac. Sorry, it's the same as Kool-Aid man if you're more familiar with him Either way it's oh yeah Let me get an ass oh yeah You got one S. And this is an apostrophe. Yeah. That's not a mistake. You can wheel.

Will you spin? Should I spin hard? Yeah, spin harder. What the fuck was that? Oh, you got to moan. Right up in that mic. Come on, man. Come on.

Get real close. Just do it. We're friends. What did they already guess? No, they moan. You have to remember. You have to remember that, bro. Yeah, that's...

T. One T. One T. He knows. Somebody's got it already. Yeah, spin that wheel. All right. Hetfield.

Best Headfield depression. You got to do the Hetfield voice, friend of you. You guess the letter. Yeah. I wish I could think of this fucking band. Well, I mean, we didn't say, no one said it was a band.

I just said Detroit hardcore. Just said Detroit hardcore. Five. Oh. Yeah. Yes. Hit it. You can do a little guy, a little guy.

Ah, what's the vowel, brother? All right, what's the vowel? What vowel? A? A. One A. Once again. It's going to be a long night. Not necessarily musical at all.

Really? It's just Detroit hardcore. Oh, perfect. One more. Do it as macho man, though. Kind of guess? Yeah, you can solve the puzzle. Jet's Pizza.

Oh. Oh. That's sweating my... It's hot like the dickens up here. Balls off. Great jobs. Cosmojo's got two. Two points. Mongrel and Sinai.

We're going to have to pick it up. Connor, you're up next. We got to, we got to, we got to, I don't know. It's not an easy one at all. I don't know what I'm talking about. The category, Connor, you're up. The category is a couple tracks. I'm spinning, right?

Oh yeah, oh, yes. You're spinning, brother. Yeah. All right, you got to make the loudest noise you possibly can. Fuck! Perfect. Perfect. That was amazing. All right. A couple tracks. Three, four letters. Three letters, four letters.

Let me get a B. No Bs, sadly. Bees. Bees got many tracks. All right, here we go. Hit me. Spin that wheel. You can just stay by the wheel when it's your turn and just shout it. I feel like it'll be fine. Yeah. I can spin it too, I guess. But what's the fun in that?

What do we got? British accent. Give me an S, Governor. I can't, sadly, there's no S. Sorry about that. Yeah, Mac, oh God, he's going for the three Pete. Here we go. You have to say something nice about us.

Both of us. And not just Colin, you're best friend. Us. You have to say something nice about us. You guys respond to texts when I need you most. Excellent. Thank you. Sure. That's really good.

Just solve it. D. Yeah, we got one D. I'll get it. Yeah. Outstanding. I can't spell, so this is very challenging for me. Outstanding. And you guys can't even see it.

All right, Max, spend one more time for me, would you? Boat's got nowhere to go. Oh, you got to do Yoda. What would Yoda guess has a couple tracks? Cantina Panda. Is that an R? Oh, we got an R. I'll give you one.

Come on Mac. Outstanding. Just fucking solve it, Mac. You spin it one more time and then you solve it. Or you can spin kick for a vowel. Oh, Hetfield. What would James Hetfield? Dude.

Guess. This is perfect. Listen. Really think about this, Mac. He would be so psyched. One could say. Oh. Oh.

Wow. Fuck yeah. Fowl? That was his third spin kick ever. Realistically. Yeah, Lou Reed, a couple tracks. They made a record together. That's amazing.

Really good. That's three points. And that's it. Cosmic Joke, first to three. In a fucking sweep, guys. Thank you, boys. Outstanding. All right, let's get,

let's get drummers next. Drummers. Let's get my drummers up here next. Yeah. Okay. Come on, no, you can go all. come up. That's the thing. Yeah.

We're crushing this. All right. I think cyan is like absolutely too young for all of our. No, they're doing great. All right. So Mongrel's going to go next. You ready? Yeah. All right. Spin that wheel. Spin it. Oh, the category is

hilarious Wikipedias. You got to do Yoda. Yoda. It's okay. Army have one? You really do. R? No a R's. No R.

No R. Bany? Spin that wheel. Here we go. God, you look sharp. Sharp dress, man. Every guy's crazy about a sharp dress man. Oh, he's British.

But what a British guy guess is a hilarious Wikipedia. I am too young for this. Yeah. No, no, no, you're fine. Just say letters. You know letters. Wikipedia is like a website. No, no, no, no.

No, no, that's not. Do you have an I? Oh, that was really good. Yes. Yeah, we do. We do. It's a vowel. So in the letter, in the alphabet.

Oh. But that's an else foul. We follow. We're going to give him that one. Spin cake. Spin cake. Sorry about that. That's on me.

That's on me. No, so you have the spin cake. You do the vowel. Oh, yeah, you got a spin cake. It's confusing. That's our fault. Spin the wheel. But you got to do it anyway.

Is that green? You look great. Oh, it matched. Oh, yeah. He works here, by the way. He works at Edgeman. Wow. That was really good.

All right, what do we got? You guessed, you wield Headfield, so what would Hetfield guess? What's next? James Hetfield? Metallica. Couple tracks. I'm honestly lost on what I'm supposed to be doing. You guess a letter.

Guess a letter as James Headfield. No B, but that was good. Great guess. Great guess. That's a good guess. All right. All right, Nikki. Little fish. I'll tell you the answer if you give me your shirt.

Oh, Heffield again. He's really popular today. Biggest band of the world. So what would James Hepfield guess is a hilarious Wikipedia. What was guest already that we didn't have? You got to remember. That's bullshit. That's not how it's played.

All right. M. It's a good guest, no M, but that's kind of what Heptield would first guess. Yeah, for sure. I like, yeah. What do we got? Haybreed.

You got a hump a hay breed riff. Just straight up. No, like in... Get on the mic, though. Getting like an exact hay breed riff. Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun. Very good. You'd guess any letter you want.

Except for a vowel. Do we have an S? Yeah, we sure do. Yeah, yeah, you can go again, or you can solve the puzzle if you're so inclined. Hilarious Wikipedia. So funny. We got a hybrid, yes. Give me another good one.

Two sets. Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-dhaffler cry. Very to den-de-de. Feats the fire. Very good. Do we have an M? No, somebody already guessed M, and they didn't have it either. So you can't either.

James said. Good job. All right, Benny. Let's bring it home, would you? This is going to be a long night. What do we got? Yoda. Imagine Yoda on his little green computer.

Look at stuff up, laughing. A tee? A tea? You know, no, no. But that was a really good guess. It's a good letter, but no, Nikki. Hit me, brother. It's like a top 26 letter.

Easily. Good to know. Oh, you have to make an animal sound? Anyone. Literally just pick anyone. Any animal. You can't pick a fish, because we don't know what they sound like. He's always thinking about fish, this guy.

Bugal? They're really good. All right. You could solve the puzzle, or you can guess a letter, I guess. I really want you to solve the puzzle. Can I get an H? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, there's two. Oh, my God. Do I have to spin to solve? No. Shy Hulud. Yeah. Look up the Wikipedia.

It's a blast. If you haven't seen the list of band members on the Shai Hulud Wikipedia, stop this right now and get searching. Former frontman, Mike Mornahan, in the room. That's four for Cosmic Joke. There's probably a bass player or a drummer in here, too. Give it up to them. All right.

Who else to solve the puzzle? Mongirl's got to do it. Category, Bible. Bible. Bible. Not today. You got to moan and tell me a bunch of the bunch.

Perfect. That's what we're looking for. It's really good. M. Somehow, there's no M in this puzzle. That is awesome. You could literally, couldn't be more wrong.

Benet, spin that wheel. That's awesome. Wow. There were so many options. That's awesome. Yeah. All right. What would Yoda say,

once again? We think the Bible is. A bee? Holy shit. There's no B either. This is crazy. This is like Pulpiction when they don't get shot.

This is awesome. All right. Nikki, you've already got four points. Take it easy, man. This is just greedy. All right, Nikki. Now, what? What would a British guy.

I know they just... That's the fucking Bible. The Bible. It's Bible. Scripture. Yes, mate. Yes. There's definitely an S.

Definitely in us. Can I? I can solve before. You're ready? Uh, satisfaction is the death of design. Yeah. The Bible. Amen.

This category, you ready? You ready? The category. Hello unvaxed. Just like no way, you know? Like unvaxed as fuck. Oh, British.

Not that minute. Give me an awe. An R? Fuck. Yes. Great guess. Hit me again. Really good.

Really great guests. Oh, your brother's here. Hey, Taylor. My brother's here? Yeah. Hetfield. Hella-vax. Oh, what would Hetfield?

Also, hella, un-axxxed. I'll tell you what. Is that... Is that... Be a S? No. That was a really good guess, though. Very good guess.

Benny? This has reached the 30 and under... News cycle yet. Oh, British. Yeah, right. British. The Brits are obsessed with the unbaxed. Who's hella unbaxed? Can I get a tea?

Yeah, you can actually get two teas. This is probably my favorite one, by the way. But, yeah, keep going. You got to spin again? Yeah, you got to spin. I forgot to spin. I was like, I cannot imagine how hot you are right now. I'm melting.

Thank you. I appreciate it. Okay. Oh, British again. Again. It's loaded. I'm green. That's why we were missing one. Yeah, true. True. We fucked it up. Nah, not. Hit me, dude. Don't help him. He's a grown boy. Can all get an A. An E? That's a vowel. So you'll have to spin kick.

You have the spin kick for a vowel. It's the rules. Outstanding. Outstanding. It's a lot of letters. But again, you're under 30, therefore this is going to be tough. I'm really sorry. Cosmic joke is beat red over there. Oh, what is that? Loud?

You've got to make a really loud noise while you guess who is hella unbaxed. You can... Yeah. Yeah, don't blow out the mic, but, you know... That's good. Who's hella unvaxed? I couldn't tell you. Yeah, no.

So do letters, you know, use letters. Yeah, any letter. Letters. Any letter? Hmm. Except for a vowel. Except for a vowel? Yeah. But what if I spin it?

You better. You can spin it. You can do it. We can... But again, this is going to be a long night, so let's... Oh, an A. Yeah. That's a vowel, so you'll have to spin.

Yeah. You can do it in place. He's so good at this. He kicked his own hat. That's a lot of letters. Give me one more spin. He's not going to know who it is once it's finished. Well, he can just guess letters until he figures out.

And then he'll learn something today. Yeah. Oh yeah. Oh, right into that mic. Give me a moment. An eye? That's a fucking bowel, Ben. Do I have spin? Yes!

It's a bow! Again, hella unvaxed. Just the least vexed guy. Love him. Couldn't love him more. Hila unvaxed. You're up again, you gotta spin again. I know, I'm trying to see if I can look at it and figure it out, but that ain't happen, so.

No. I don't think you'll even know... Fuming in the woods. What he does. Nice. Nice. It says moan. Just moan, man.

A sea? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. People from Boston are at home just like... Dude, my age is showing, right? Yeah, yeah. I'm 22 young man up here.

You never even fucking seen Good Burger, dude. You ever seen The movie Clueless? Oh, no, no, don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Oh, you got a home of my Hey, Brie Griffin. You know any of those? You can make one up. It's okay.

If you don't do it, you can't go. Oh. This is part of the learning process. Great point. This is where I have imposter syndrome, folks. Okay, no, you're doing good. You could go, da-na-na-na-na-na-da-da-da-da-da-da-do.

That's pretty good. Perfect. He's 22, I'll give it to. He's learning. Last breath. Good. All right. Last breath.

All right. This is going to be a long night. Okay. How does he keep doing it? Just like make up a name. It was like four options. That's awesome. I don't blame you.

I totally understand what's happening, but this is crazy. I love this guy, if that helps. Yeah. Love him. Why don't you... Does that help? Could you talk like him a little bit? Maybe sing like him a little bit?

That was good. That's exactly what he sounds like. He's a real rascal, this guy. Yeah. That's the impression that I get, really. I'm going to see the name be pissed after this, I bet. Huh? Did you say a letter?

No, I said... Did you spin? I can spin it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, you did... You did hate... No, he did K. Right.

Yeah, take that off. It's ridiculous. You're doing great. You're doing great, Ben. British. Can I get a P? No P. No P.

No P. Good job. Oh, Nikki. Nicky, I don't even... Do you need to spin? Yeah. Well, if you... No, you can solve them.

Dickie Barrett. Yeah. He's the singer from The Mighty, Mighty Boss Tones. Very unbathed. One of the greatest fans of all time, the Mighty, Mighty Boss Tones, singer Dickie Barrett, whom we love, hello. So unbacked. Oh, no, Bo, this next one. That's it for us, right?

Yeah, you got to switch now. Let's get bass players. Real quick, while Bo is setting up, I just want to say that. So, Cyan, Cold sent me. their record via Jimmy many months ago. I heard it and my first impression was like, I'm not going to put this out, but I'll listen to it.

I got about three songs in and it was like, I need to put this out, no matter what. They recorded this whole record. It's incredible. They had a different guy singing. He quit the band to start a family and doesn't have a girlfriend. The category is

band name. Band name. I'm sorry. I do that it's going to happen too. Shout out, Lord Laura. Hey. All right. Headfield. Give me few, give me five. Give me a tea, which I desire.

Tea? Wait, tea? Tea. There's so, there's truly, this is a lot of C's. I'm not going to lie to you. So just go spin again. Or solve the puzzle.

Oh, that's it, actually. I don't know one. You got it? Yeah, immediately clocked. Oh, we're running this. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's going to be a long night. Take the scenic route.

Yota. A.W. Oh, yeah. Uh, yeah. Is there one? I think. I can't read that fast. All right, Andy. You can't solve. All right. I forget. No, no, sure. His facing's kind of off. Yeah. British guy. Oh, God. Let me have an H, please.

Yeah, oh, yeah. A H. Holy shit. No, no, yeah. Is there a first word? Yep. Fuck. Close. Yeah.

It's the My wife said if I don't win I can't come home Yeah Hit free easy To be da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da An art please R Good guess

At least one At least one Yeah Yeah there's one yeah Yeah Yeah take me longer to erase it than it will for them to guess it. Annie,

this is, yeah. Too bad we weren't playing for money, huh? You'd be fucking. Oh, I don't know. You have to say something nice about us. Something nice about? About both of us. About both of us. Yeah, both of us. I love you. You guys are both

sweet. We love you too. Thank you for putting our record out. Baptize in the gut are out now. Hard-lorn days. Let's go with an L. L? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. At least one. The letter I needed. Wait.

Yeah. I'd like to solve. Yeah. The world is a beautiful place, and I am no longer afraid to die. Shannon. One for Marlboro on the board. It'll be a long night. All right.

This is a good one. This is a good one. Why don't you introduce yourself, my young man? Oh, me. I'm Shane from Sidon. I played the... God damn. I'm sorry, what did you say?

Holy shit. Is that your dance? That's real? I didn't see that comments. Thank you. The category here, he's working on it. Category is ska soundtrack.

I'd like to solve it. It's your turn to spin, my good man. I can't wait to hear you talk again. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, please moan. Oh. Yes. British. You should have been British, I'll be honest.

You're a molly bought an R in it? It's good. There's one or it's two R's. Two R's. Really good. Great shit. Sounded like the dad from The Witch. Oh yeah, he does. The Vich. Tomlinson.

Skah soundtrack. Hayprey. Hey, Prate. Riff. I, just won. You can make you do. I bet you got one. Hey, Prid Riff. You got this.

I'm stumped on that. when I can't lie. Baritone, riff. A baritone riff? Oh, just something in your voice is inherently baritone. Dund, done, done, done. That's your gosh. All right, yeah, Puritan. Okay.

All right. All right, Shane. Give me a letter. Um, I can do an A. Did you say A? Yeah. That is a vowel and there's no A, so I'll save you the spin kick.

Yeah. I like that. That's nice. Mike. All right, Mike. Skah. I feel like you have to know this. Oh, he does.

He just wants to have some fun. Okay. Yeah, give me a good one. Dund, da-da, dun-dun-d-da-da-dun-da-da. Uh-oh. Dun-dun-da-da-da-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-dun-ha. Very good.

That was fun. An S. No. No S. No. So, there's an S in Ska. I was hoping he was going. That's where I was going.

So that was good. That's where I was going with it. Then a K. Yeah. No, exactly. Ska. All right. Ska soundtrack?

Yoda. What would Yoda know about Ska soundtracks? Yeah. Yeah, I know you see it. A T? No. Yota wouldn't know shit about it. Do you know what it is?

I see people like... They're fighting for their lives over here. All right, Shane. Give me a big spin, the biggest one. Give me the biggest spin I've ever seen. Say something nice about it. Say something nice about it. Oh.

Animal. Give me a really funny animal noise and your beautiful voice. I was going to do a grizzly bear, but, um. Can I make a request? Yeah. Can you do a cow? Yeah. It's beautiful.

Wow. All right, now you can guess. Please solve the puzzle. I want to give it to you so bad. Respectfully. Can I get an I? I? That is a vowel, but it's not on here so you don't have to speak.

kick. Michael. Skin, or your teeth? You got this. I ate hell out of the loop I am right now. No, no, no. No, you'll be back. Don't worry.

Yes. Ooh, an animal. Give me an animal. Wooo-woo. Very good. There's a puppy dog. It was a puppy dog. It was a puppy dog.

It was a puppy dog. A cute one. T? No. Did you say T? T. He said T. No T.

There's no T. There's a T in Ska Soundtrack. Right. Maybe you were... That's where you were going. I figured. Oh, Andy, give me a big mom. Can I get a...

Gee? Yes, you can. I'd like to solve Good Burger. Bless than Jake, featuring Kel Mitchell. We're all dudes. It's not on streaming, but, you know,

those of us have had it downloaded our entire lives would know. I think we got a good one next. Oh, this one's fucked up. Who loves orange soda? Do Cala. All right, Monterol's picking up. Cyan.

Shane, I need you to get this one, okay? You're up next. The category is... That's an apostrophe? Yeah, yeah. Category is Thing. Hey, Bree, help him out, Andy, would you? Give him a riff.

Give him Proven. Can you just pretend I do the one from last time? Yeah. You can say whatever you want. Whatever keeps you talking. Oh, I can I get a tea? You really can. Yeah, but he didn't.

But he didn't hum. There was no riff. Yeah, I guess you didn't technically do it. You got to give me a riff. Just hum a riff. Smoke on the water, for Christ's sake. You can get them one now. We got to get these kids on hayprey.

Smoke on the water. This is sportsmanship. I like this. Yeah, it is. It's really good. We got to get them on the. board. You said T. Okay, you're good. Then you spin again. Great job.

Spoke on the water by Heypre. Headfield, you know that guy. You know fuel. Give it to me. Could I get an E? You can after you spin kick because that's a vowel. And now you have to because there's a couple. You said up front of what? Just kick. Just kick in the air.

Come right here. You don't have to, you don't even have to. to go. Yeah, that was good. That was great. So many E's none helpful with this answer, I'll be honest with you. Thing. I'm just wet. This one's fucked up. I'll be honest with you. Yeah, that was a great, incredible

spin. Oh, macho man. Finally. Finally. Hey, oh, can I get it? Yes. But that is a vowel. And there's no so you don't have to do it. I think he's picked vowels like the last five times. Sionine obsessed with vows.

They love balls. They can't believe. There are several in their names, so that makes sense. Where are we at with why on this? Is why a bowel on Wheel of Fame? No, no, no, no. You give it to him. Oh!

No, why? He was, it was smoking mirrors. No one. Andy? It's going to be a long night. What is that one? Bald. Name a bald guy.

Anyone. Mac Miller. Death Mac Hous. Good answer. The best. S one. Can we, yeah, okay, thank you. Can I get an S?

A best one. Yes, you can. You absolutely can. The category is thing. Thing, you know? It's thing. Can I buy a vowel? You can spin kick.

Whoa. Oh shit. Oh! Can I have an eye? No. Fuck! Shane, spin. Big spin.

Come on here. It's gonna be good. Something nice, see, something nice, something nice. I'm gonna say something nice about us. Yes! You have to say something nice about us. I like your tattoos and I like your shirt.

Oh my god. Thank you. I love him. Wow. I teared up a little. Alright, here we go. Thing. Can I get a B?

No, you know, sadly you can. This one is fucked up. Collin is essentially jigsaw of game shows. I want to play a game. game. I want to play a game. Thing. Tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan, tan,

oh, yo. Can I get an O? That's a vowel, and there's no O, so you're good. It's already been guessed. Yeah, come on, Andy. Look, I'll be honest with you, this one sucks. But that's why it's good. Is it like not make sense?

It will make sense. It will make sense. Mone for us? Can I get an H? Yes. Yeah, you really can. Now, here's... I almost just...

The thing. Oh, my. Cagor's the thing, Andy. Spin for me. Or you can solve the puzzle. Can I solve? Here's the... Yeah, here's the thing.

We did it. Three for Mongo. That's a shift change. Thank you guys. I really almost said it. Here's the thing. Yeah, you were like, here's the thing. Here's the thing.

Let's get lead guitar. Lead guitar. That's right. If you want. You want me writing? Oh, this one's long. Yeah, I'll do it. You just do a lot.

Hi, guys. How we doing? Me too. I'm on tour right now. I apologize for my voice being shot. Yeah, you got over ambitious, huh? I don't know what I'm doing. Yeah.

I get it. Oh, thank you so much. Wow. Was that the That's the Converick show? Hey, no heckling, man. Shit. This episode is brought to you by Mad Vintage.

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Back to the episode. All right. The category is Gateway. Gateway? Now this is... Let's just be transparent. Easy.

This one is like actually what it is. There's no trick to this. It's a gateway. Oh, no way. You're going to be first. You're up first. Since Monroe just took the last point. Gateways.

That's an apostrophe. Oh, thank you. That's what it looks like. I'll go back to doing the board next. You have to say something nice about us. Does it have some nice about you guys? Yeah. Into the mic, please.

There's another. I was so excited. Colin, your shirt rules. Hey, thanks, man. Common answer. But hey, hit me with a letter. How about hit me with a compliment for both? Oh, I got to do both. I'm sorry.

No, you don't know. It's all good. The podcast rules? Yeah, that's good. It really does. I'm sorry. No, no, you're good. You're doing great. You played so well earlier.

Didn't he play great earlier? Yeah. Hey. Appreciate it. Four-piece band playing those riffs going off? Hard to do. For respect. That was fantastic.

Letter. What are you thinking? Gateway. It's B. There's no B. I was about to say it's easy. All right, Morgan Miller. Spin that wheel.

Spin that wheel. Wheel of launching. Let's spend an hour since we did that. How long have we been doing this? Oh, an hour? Long night. Oh. Say something nice about us, Morgan.

about his shirt, man. He knows. You guys put out our record, and I really appreciate it. No, we did. We really did. Hardlore 0-0-0-1, we started the label just to put out their record. All right. Gateway. Give me an

S. Yeah, I'll do that. I'm going to give you two. You're welcome. Spin it. Yeah, you can spin again. There you go. Kana White. Here we go.

Gateway. Oh, yeah. This is my favorite one. Give it to me. Hang loose, man. Yeah, give me a tea. Yeah, I can do that. Two T's even. Mike liked that one. Wait, I did this wrong.

What did you say? Tea? I'm new to this. There it is. There you go. I got you. Very good. That's it. Go again.

Say something nice about it. Oh, he's back. Pop a head, baby. Give it to me. Yeah. Are? Yeah, I'll get you on. Two of them even.

Category is Gateway. Gateway. Think about it. A lot of people consider this a gateway. I do. Don't say anything else. Oh. Yeah, come on.

Solve the puzzle. Tony Hawk's Per Skater. Wow. Thank you. Excellent. Excellent work. Did I say too much? I may have said too much.

All right. All right. I've been fucked up. Great job. Great job. So that's seven. Seven. A cosmic joke.

If they get to ten, it's over. Which will mean, it's still a long night. Mikey, you're up next. You're looking baffled. Wait, you don't, I mean, this is this one. This is a good one. Nice. It's a good one.

Topical. Topical. All right, Mikey. Mikey, I've known for so long. He's not only is in Mongo. He played a band called Misery. Give it up for misery. That's a space.

There's one more word coming. But you can go ahead and spin now. The category is cursed. Cursed. Cursed. Wretched. Absolutely abysmal. Dark.

Yep. Give me a tea. Yeah, I can do that. No, we can do that. I can give you too. You're feeling generous, huh? Wow. Outstanding.

Cursed. The category is cursed. You can spin again. It's going to be a long night. Here we go. Give it to me. Give me a day. X. You're fucking insane. Why would you pick that?

Wow. X? There's no X. There's no X in any of these. Literally, there's not one. A great, great, good guess. All right, no, you're up next. Spin for me. That's awesome. That should be a prize for the whole show. You picked the one letter that's in no answer. That's awesome. Wow. Outstanding, Mikey. What do we got?

That's good. Yes. That peal. He's hog. He's so selfish. Hit me. Oh, yeah. Give me a C. I can't do that. No, I can't give you a C.

Sorry, James. Category is cursed. Morgan? Category is cursed. Dark-sided. Just. Oh, easy. I can't say Mac again.

No, no, no. Larry David. Absolutely. He's very bald. Very bald. Give me an R. Yeah, I'll do that. You know what?

I'll give you two. Thank you. Wow. Curse, the category is cursed, so you can spin again. Category is cursed. First to ten wins. Long night. Yes.

Quick moment. Oh, that's a groan, but I'll give it to you. Yeah. Can I get a C? Absolutely not. Mike, you can't believe you. Mikey, redemption. It's unbelievable.

Redemption is spelled M-I-K-E-Y-X. You know what? That was perfect. Give me a D. Yeah. You know what? I'll give you two. The picture is becoming quite clear.

The category is cursed. Mikey? Oh, what's so funny, Morgan? Yeah, spin it again. It's all you, man. It's not Morgan's turn. I like this all. Oh, and... Tricky one. Should we start giving them the vows?

Oh, oh. Yeah, maybe. W? A U? W. A W? Oh, no. No.

That's so awesome. All right, Noah, hit me with a spin. You better get this before Cosmic Joke does. Yeah. You need one point. I want this night to be longer. You name a bald guy. This is exciting.

We haven't heard anything about the ball community from Sinai. Bruce Willis. So bald. Old school. Yeah. Now give me a letter. The category is cursed. That doesn't help it.

You're from here, right? It does. The category is cursed. So cursed. Categories cursed. And with these letters. Look at that subtle bicep flex. How about an F?

What? F? No. I'm lost, dude. It's okay. No, you can you solve. MGM Grand Detroit. Very good.

I'm not right now. Long one coming. Great job. A long night. That's eight points for Cosmic Joke. We're absolutely crushing this. How's everybody doing? We're feeling good? We're getting to the show real early Saturday and Sunday, right? Real early. There's all kinds of shenanigans, secret sets.

Little Caesar's going to be there, himself. Pizza pizza. Pizza. Mikey, you're going up next. While he's writing this, I'm going to tell you the category. category is Dope ass second album Nice

Category is Dope ass second album Can I get a T? A T Yes You can get I'm gonna give you two

I'm gonna give you two T's Dope ass second album The sophomore was dope Ass Spin that wheel Big Papa Or Saul

or salt yeah it's right loud noise give me the loudest noise a very quiet guy Mikey not into the mic though

you can turn around yeah you just so shy just loud as you can just do it yeah perfect absolutely

the second album was so dope that we made a category out of it in our game that's the category yeah I know Absolutely.

Use those big beautiful brown eyes. No, no, no, he's still going. He's still gone. Oh, I'm sorry. Hey, you're hungry. I get it. The S. Yeah, definitely.

There has to be. Holy shit. No, no, no, no, no, no, no S. That's crazy. No, okay. Yeah, no S. Yeah, you're doing great. Spin that wheel.

The second album is so good. That's the category. Oh. Whoa. Whoa. You just want hard as fuck. Headfield. It goes on the headfield.

Say something nice about us, please. Shit. I feel mean with this one. You're both in amazing shape. Wow. Wow. Guys, come on. How about an H?

Yep, for sure. Yeah, there's one H. Long night. Great job. Let's spin that wheel one more time. Should we start doing vowels, maybe? Maybe. Maybe.

There's a lot. Long night. But they have eight points. Yeah, that's true. Name a bald guy. You smashed your first one. There's so many. Who said that?

Who the fuck said that? I'm totally blanking right now. Bald. What does your heart tell you? Bald. Dwayneed the Rock Johnson. Absolutely. Bald as fuck.

I don't know. He said that. He's just so bald. How about an art? There's no R. There's no R in this incredible second album, which is dope as fuck. That's the category. Morgan?

Morgan, please. Long. This is going to be a long one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, give me a D. Definitely one of those. I'm going to give you three. Really?

Yeah, it's going to be hard to find a couple of them. Yeah. Yes, nailed it. Thank you. The second. album is so good. It's really good. I heard it in a game. That's the category. He wrote it.

I didn't write it. The brother says he was wrong. No, no. Second LP. Can I get an F, please? Absolutely not. Absolutely. No way. Just no way. I can't believe you would ask that. Oh, wait. Yes, there is.

Oh, there is. Yeah, there is. Great question. So would you like solve since you know everything? I'm just kidding. Do it spin the wheel? You got it. Mike, maybe he just got it. Look at that face. Demolition of independence?

No, no, no, no. You can't just throw stuff out there. You didn't get it. He didn't get it. He tried to guess and he got it wrong. That means it's Mikey's turn. Can I just guess it? Yeah, absolutely.

The declination of independence. Absolutely. Very good. Now, your brother... It's the sophomore album with Jeff on vocals. You know, it counts. Your brother's saying there's no the in the title. Oh, really?

Yeah. It helps. It helps. Well, it's based on a... piece of paper that was the Bible. All right, ooh. Do we like this next one? I like this one.

Let's do that one. That sounds so good right now. All right, guys, no, you're up first for this one. Okay. The category, what? Oh. Well, yeah, you got three points just now. Get out of here.

Get out of it. Great job, guys. Let's hear it. Outstanding. These guys are good. These guys are good, sharp. Let's get rhythm guitar, which cyan does not have. So why don't we get, we'll get Chris back up here with the rhythm guitar guys.

Yes, all right, outstanding. We got Evan, we got Tristan, and we got Chris. Give it up, everybody. All right, the category is green room. Chris, you're going to spin. Green room. Category. Just like a green room, you know?

Great room. British. British. Bigot a fucking S. Really good. Yeah, there's one. Yeah, there's one S. Outstanding.

This guy's kind of fucked. I'm not going to lie. There's two. Is there? There are, yeah. Yeah. Outstanding. Let's get you spin one more time.

Long night. Can this be the first point for Saiton? I think so. of all the cats. Yoda. Let me get N? N. Oh yeah. Big one. There's a fucking huge end in this one.

Oh, shit. Think about it. Green room. The category. I'd like to solve. Please do. Little Caesar's fucking hot and ready. Yeah. Unbelievable. The night just got even longer, baby. Sinai is on the board.

This one is, this one's good. We're excited about this one. All right. Okay. All right. Evan, you're going to go first. Okay. The category is goat.

Goat, baby. Greatest of alt. Goaded. Over. Name a bald guy. And then tell me who the goat is. Stone Cold Sea boss. Great.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hell yeah. What? Let me get an S. No S. Sorry.

And the goat. No S? This goat? Sless. Tristan, spin the wheel, big man. What we got? What do we got? Take something nice. Oh. You got this.

Let me get a tea. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I'm going to give you a tea. Yeah. Goat. The category is goat. You got to make an animal noise, and then you can guess again.

Just any animal. A long night. Oh. Oh? That is a vowel. And there is one, so you're going to have to speak. We're going to have to see this thing. Yeah.

Excellent. Excellent. And again, Tristan, a guy I've known for many years, his old man and my old man did a three-way split together. It's very good. Headfield. What would Hetfield do? Let me get a B.

No B. No, but that was really good. It was good. I liked it. That was subtle, Hetfield. I wonder if Headfield knows about this goat. I would think so. Yes.

Perfect. Right here. You have to say something nice about us. Or about your Your fellow contestants First time I ever masturbated to completion Oh no

Wasn't saying an inhumane Oh, brutal Sorry, man Me too Okay Long night Let's get that one No, that one's good

Yeah, goat You say a piece P? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm going to give you two. Two P's? Two for, dude. Two for one. Category is goat. Goat. And age is no excuse with this.

He just got a... Category's goat. Oh, he's got a spin. He does. Yeah, I wanted to moan. That's good. Insane and humane. Okay. Let me get a fucking age. Yeah, he's got one.

There's one. Categories, goat. Greatest of all time. They're talking shit about you out there. Oh, something nice, please. Oh, the God. Second time I ever masturbated to completion was mind control. Oh, good song.

Hard song. Greatest of all time. So alike, you and I. Let me get a... Let me get a C. Yeah, definitely. Oh, I'll give you a C. I'm gonna...

Yeah, yeah, it's right there. I'd like to solve. Negative approach. Greatest of all time. The category is Europe Europe first, Evan. This one is also topical. Evan, I haven't known for very long. I don't know much

about him. I know he can't go to Canada. Oh. No, I can now. You can't go to Canada? Spunge. Wow. Cosmic joke coming soon to Canada. All right, this category is Boners or

Hard songs. Oh. Let me get an N, yeah? Yeah? Yeah, absolutely. I'll give you two. No? Yeah?

What you mean? He said N. You say N or M? N. Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's where that is. Wait. No, it's not.

One, two, three, four. I was count in the middle. See what I'm fucking dealing with every day. He's on Tori. He's all right. He's all right. He's doing great. Great job. Bono White.

Keep going, buddy. That was a great. That was a great guess. Evan. Everyone's from New Jersey. Oh. That's nice. Yoda.

Yoda's been to Jersey. No B, Yoda. I hate saying no to that voice. All right, Tristan, boners or hard songs is the category. I promise it'll make sense later. Yeah. Maybe. Oh, yeah.

The macho man. You get a T, brother. Yeah. I'm going to give you two. I'm going to give you three. Three even. He's at the end there. I'd like to solve. Please solve. 10 to midnight. Boom.

10 to midnight by Cold is There is a boner euphemism in there if you think about it and it's also an incredibly hard song. I get it now. You got it. Oh, that was three. Shift change. We're going back to singers so Chris you can stay. Oh, shit.

Now we'll go to go, Benny. Welcome back. Mac, welcome back Andy, welcome back, Benny. It's a question. That's a question mark at the end. I don't got answers. Yes, yes, yes, yes. The category is airport discomfort.

Is it in quotes? I mean, I guess it should be, it should be in quotes. Airport discomfort. Okay. It's cyanides, that's correct. Yeah, right, yeah.

Look at that fit. Yoda. Yo, duh. Can I get an E? That's a guy. God damn vowel, Benny. You have to spin kick for a vowel. You had so much time to learn.

Excellent. I think he likes it. You like it. Like, what? I have to do it again. Excellent. All right. I'm going to give you so many ease.

At least three. I'll go with three. Yeah. All right, you can spin again, Ben. Big man? Big Ben. You got this. Grish.

Category is. airport discomfort they have those there in Britain what is it British yeah can I get an eye god damn it look hold on there's no I so you don't have to do it yeah is this a bit dude I need vowels you don't have to spin if you need vowels just spin kick no there's no I so so we're safe Mac that's fair all right Mac bring it home Airport discomfort. Hate breed. Humming a riff.

Grab me nominee. Really good. Outstanding answer. Live for this. I'm just kidding. You were going to say X? S. Yes.

Yes. There's one S. Category is airport discomfort. You don't want this in an airport. That's how you moan? Yeah, there's... It's more of a sneeze, really. T. There's three T's.

Airport, discomfort is the category. It's in quotes. It's a question. Airport, discomfort. Long night. Oh, here we go. You really took a lot of time

on these questions and put a lot of care into this and gather all these people. Thanks, Mack. I see this guy every day. I'm just going to leave it there, so it's nice. Yeah, you're good. airports discomfort no R

no R son of a bitch Andy Mac I needed you I needed you there I'm rarely in airports yeah

oh animal sound airport discomfort absolutely can I get an H oh yeah yeah I'm thinking I'll give you three

maybe what no airport discomfort that says the wow Come on, come on.

Airport, discomfort. You don't want this. British guys in the airport, discomfort. Can I have a W? Yeah, you know that you absolutely can. You and your inside joke. This is not inside. This is an outside joke.

Yeah, this is... You've gotten it today, probably. Speaking of universe. Discomfort. Yoda. Long. Right. An F?

Can I have? An F? No. Yeah, no, there's an F. Yeah, my bad. I guess that's kind of always... Good job. F is...

He gets you, man. A's in there. Okay. Oh, shit. I see, I like unannounced. An A, please. Yeah, there's two A's. There's three A's.

That's what I said. He did. He did. Yeah, he scared the hell out of it. This is what fucking spin kick, man. Come on. Andy. What's the, hmm?

The, hmm. Airport discomfort. Every time. If you spin that wheel. Spin the wheel. Just do it. The category is airport discomfort. Like if you're in an airport and you're uncomfortable.

It's like, ah, fuck. Now I'm uncomfortable. And I'm, oh, I'm in the airport. Yeah. And I'm experiencing sudden discomfort. And there's a question being asked. It's pretty reasonable. But I'm suddenly uncomfortable.

It'd be like six words. You can spin. That would... You got this, Andy. Oh. Okay. Oh, yeah. Can I have an in, brother?

Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Yes. You can have two. Yeah, that's right. You can have two. Can I solve? Yes.

What's the name of the band? So uncomfortable. Thank you. Excellent. It's cool. I mean, it's a fair question if you have a reasonable name, but anything I'm in is I'm fucked. I like that one. That's more like, what would my dad ask me anytime I see him?

He asked you that? That's fucked up, dude. He don't just know? No, the band I'm wearing. Oh, yeah, yeah. All right. All right. The category is beat.

Benny, I'm going to need you to spin for me. Beat. How do you spell beat? B-E-A-T. That's a good, that's fair. Yeah, yeah, fair question. B. No B.

But that wasn't about. Good job. I'm really insanely proud of it. I will do another. I will know that fucking argument. Oh. Easy. You're a card carrying member.

Elmer Fudd. Dude, bald as far. Wow. Outstanding. Beat. The category is beat. R. Oh, yeah.

Absolutely. Yeah. It's one word. One word, baby. Beat. Yeah. Spin the mic. I thought he was going to solve it.

Mm. T. Nope. Did you say G? No, no, no, no, no, no, he said T. Ande? G. Yeah, yeah, there is a G.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. I gotta hide my excitement. Uh, mm-hmm. Come on, macho. Can I get it in? No. No, absolutely.

No, you can't. Categories beat. The beat with that many letters. BAT. I can't see you go down here. You got this big... Oh, you know those. Scary.

You were waiting for that... I'm stunned. If you solve this right now, I'll give you $100 cash. Oh, that won't be happening. Categories beat. Here it comes. You spin kicking? But you just spun, you might as well...

Thank God. No, no, no. Outstanding. So graceful. Outstanding. In the E. E? E.

You're in luck, my man. Beat. That's what I was going to do. It's a beat. It's like a beat. Categories beat. That pertains to this word. Yeah. You can spin the wheel again.

Categories beat. Oh, somebody used this mic, huh? Damn, it stank. Yoda. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Mac. Come on, Mac. Enzy? Beats. I wish I had you guys. You got this. Oh, yeah. Macho. Come on, brother.

The Mac Ho, man. I could see it. I was talking about it. I know. A what? I'm trying to think how to do Machuam and not just saying, oh yeah. Just say, oh, yeah. And then say the letter. C, oh, yeah.

Absolutely. That's how you do it. That's exactly how he would have done it. You can spin. The category is beat. You play drums. The category's beats. Oh, this is great.

This is perfect. Solve. You extended it. Discharge. Yes. The discharge beats. Also known as the D-beat. When you hear a drummer go,

do-good-edge-good, do-edge-go, do-h-h-go, do-h-h-d-d-d-k, do-gat-d-and. And the symbols following the foot, that is the D-beat. Very good. Oh, this is good. Take me one more. I love this one. Okay. It is matchpoint for Cosmic Joke at 9.

Andy, he spun. He don't even know what he's doing, and he's spinning. Give it up. Squaring him out. two words? Many words. Three, three words. Three. Yeah. The category? Wow. That's a lot. Can I get a T, brother?

No. I want it. I would love to give you one, but there's not. There's some of tea. Ben, Benjamin. Come on. Big spin. You love this. He birds and kicks. Yeah. There you go. There you go. E. Yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. So, there's honestly three. There's a lot. Thank God. This should help. The category is, wow. Wow. That's a lot.

Wow. Like, oh, my, that is a lot. Oh, shit. You know? There you go. This is too many. Yeah. Big hit.

And remember, like, Whoa. A B. No B. A lot of bees would be a lot. But in this case, this is too many of this thing. R? R? Yeah. Yeah, there's an R.

Wow. Wow. Just like, whoa. That's too many. Don't go over there, you know? I gotta get out of here. I gotta leave. He's back. He's on a roll. S? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. There's one S.

Outstanding. You sure do. There's some letters in this. Oh, I can help you. Stop with the... No. Just say, oh yeah. I'll never stop.

Oh, yeah. The honorer-hish... Yeah, that was good. Wow. That's too many. I'm thinking. You know? Gee, oh yeah.

No. That's a bummer. I agree. There's never enough G's. Andy? oh my god you know like think about it

this is too much what would make you react that way yes here we go headfield you don't know shit about this and this is two words here this is that split oh my god

that's a lot you turn a corner and go can I get an H yes yeah you really can you really can oh my god this is a lot

I think it was gonna be that's not I think it is. No, trust me. You would say that. Oh yeah, that's too many. Is what he would say. Can I solve?

Yes. 100 demons. So many demons. Really good. 100 demons. That's a good. Oh, yeah. In any real world scenario, 100 demons would be far too many.

You're up next, Ben. The category is... What is the... What is it? They got nine. You got what, seven? Yeah. Wow.

Long night. Come back. That was three. You guys have to switch, though. So. Get out of. Big off. I think we got Nikki,

Faceman, and let's get Shane back up here. I really want to hear him talk again. This is maybe my favorite one. This is good. This is good. So the category, Shane, you're going to go first.

Ready? The category is enemy. One thing I don't know what they didn't think about. I don't know what you said, but it was buttery smooth. Here we go. Hey, breed. You love apri. Help him out.

Da, da, da, da, da, da, da, da. I mean, yeah, absolutely. That's something. Absolutely. That's on supremacy. The category is enemy. Enemy. Oh, enemy.

It looks at anime. No, no, no. Okay. No, no. Okay. Enemy. Enemy. Enemy.

Could I get a D? Yes, you can't. You can't say, you can have whatever you want. You can spin again, you can spin again. Or you can spin cake for a vowel. It's just like a foe. Like I just, I hate him, them, really. Oh, fine.

Animal. You already moved, so I'm going to hear something original, new, fresh. Velociraptor, T-Rex? Really good. Enemy. in the eye? No, that's a vowel. But there's no vowel. There's no I. So,

but next time, I want my kick. Nicky. Come on, buddy. Bring it home. The enemy. Match point. Enemy. Yeah, this is match point. You can do it. British. The enemy. It's bad.

An S. Yeah. I'm really tired. Getting a little tired. I'm really tired. You're killing it, dude. One more. You got this. There we go. Easy. He knows. It's just enemy.

Oh, we're on. Headfield. Enemy. He's got him too. Yep. He's got enemies. Uh, fuck, dude. Not today.

Not today. Not today. Tristan? Enemy. Real scumbag. Foe. Adversary. B.

B. Absolutely. I get a B. No B. No B. can't do it long night long night head yeah big Shane

he's up wheel Lord June all right a little tired it's okay hayprie you love hayprice he's obsessed with april

I think this is rigged it honestly just clicked to Hetfield oh it just clicked on you're good you're good it heard you and so did I it was a caddyshack situation it went to headfield

you've been half fielded I have been headfielded yeah It clicked over. Oh, okay. Could I buy a valve? Yeah, if you spink for one. You can do it right there.

You can do it right there. You can do your thing, your little hop. Yeah. Outstanding. You hear that thud? Can I get an E? Can I get an E? No. No.

Sorry. I would love to give you one. What are the other ones? Match points. Josh has been harder than that. Come on. No, you're fine. No, that was good. That was a macho spin.

It's the enemy. T? Fuck, no. The wrong. So close. All right. Tieristan. Yeah, here we go.

Come on. The smartest band on the label is at stake. Headfield. We're obsessed with this guy. Let me get a W. No. No. All right, Shane.

Can't do that. Shane, you got two fucking points, man. Come on, brother. I believe. We don't have enough questions for them to come back. No, we do. Specifically do. Just spin it again.

No, he loves hate breed. What's the problem? What a... D-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Yeah, I know that one. Could I get a tea? No. Okay.

I would love... And trust me. I wish I could. Yeah. You said T, right? Yeah. No, no, absolutely not. All right, Yoda.

Enemy. Address, I'm sending it to you. Match point. And then we get to go to Jets. Brain to brain right now. An L. No L, but I really like that. Tristan.

Enemy. Enemy. Like, just like, you don't like them. Whenever they do their thing and we go, fuck. That guy. Yoda. An R.

No, wow. This is amazing. What the fuck is the word? Shane, you're up. You got this. Big sexy. Look at Brittany. She's got to figure this off.

I'm so hungry. Yes, British. British. Mate, could I get a C? No. You say C? See? It's unfortunate.

This is amazing. Spin away? Here we go. I think you're keeping this here because you want to keep hearing me talk. That's why. I mean, I love it. Say something nice. There you go.

Y'all band rock. Thank you. Oh. Thank you. All right. Yes. Yes. Really good.

E? Fuck. Sorry, man. No E. No E? What? Why don't you put... Can I buy a vowel?

That's what I was going to pick. Kristen, give me a spin. The biggest one. Spin. Or Saul. Christ. Yeah. Oh, that was huge.

That's a big spin. Enemy, moan it. Mone and Mertel. Can I get a N? Yeah. Absolutely. Yes. You can get two.

Enemy. Apologies. Yeah, apologies to the... Yeah. I have no idea. Okay. It's kind of two words, but it's one thought, one idea. No, no, no, it's definitely one word.

It's one word. It's compact. The concept is... It's a concept. An evil, malicious concept. I guess it might be. Are you asking for the answer? Come on, Tristan.

Oh yeah. I get the same ones every time. Yeah. There's only like four. What? We played every letter right now. No, no. Because if you did, it would be filled out.

There's a few you haven't. That is true. There's at least three. I'm about to say X again. What did you say? No, I'm not going to say X. That's awesome. It's not that.

But go ahead. Come on, man. It's the enemy. We get a C. Hey, they're not in your seat. They don't know. They don't know. It's a lot of pressure. They don't know pressure.

Shane, if you don't get this, Cosmic Joke wins. No. Eventually. British in it. It's a fucking enemy. More I get a J. No J. No.

No. All right, Nikki. I'd like to solve. Please solve the puzzle. Sound man. Sound man. It's official. The smartest man on the roster is Cosmic Joke.

That isn't Fire Star Orrinich because they're not here. But, Nikki, outstanding. Congratulations to Cosmic Joke. Congratulations to all the contestants. Outstanding. Detroit Hardcore is such a beautiful place. It's such a beautiful thing. We're so happy to see it thriving the way it is.

and, you know, Cosmic Joke was the first band of the label, so a little bit of that is like, the instinct on my part was so good that I was like, this brilliant band has to, I got to do something for them. Mongols, second smartest, cyan, where they're young. They're young. They're young. They're still learning.

They sound the coolest. Yeah. We got to get you in the vocal booth, my man. You want me in the vocal booth? Oh, yeah. You got to check out this band, Hey, Breed. I'm telling you. Dude, you guys are going to love them.

Got some riffs. But yeah, Cosmic Joke is the winner. This was Wheel of Lortch in the first one. It'll be so much shorter next time. Thank you all for joining us. Thank you, guys. Have a great night. Thank you, thank you.

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