HardLore - Live at Outbreak Fest (Manchester, UK)

Episode Date: July 13, 2023

Colin and Bo went to Outbreak Fest in Manchester, UK, where they did the first ever live episode of the show at the legendary Star & Garter, where both of their bands have played (to significantly les...s people) Sincere thank you to them for having us and to everyone in attendance for this landmark moment in HardLore history. Join the HARDLORE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jA9rppggef FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/hardlorepod/ TWITTER | https://twitter.com/hardlorepod SPOTIFY | https://spoti.fi/3J1GIrp APPLE | https://apple.co/3IKBss2 FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/colinyovng/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/ColinYovng FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM | https://www.instagram.com/bosxe/ TWITTER | https://www.twitter.com/bosxe Check out our merch at https://knotfest.com/store/?view=hard... Find all of our videos at https://knot1.co/3vWXsbx #HardLore #OutbreakFest   HardLore: A Knotfest Series, Fueled by Monster Energy Edited by Steven Grise • Title sequence by Nicholas Marzluf Join the HARDLORE PATREON to watch every single weekly episode early and ad-free, alongside exclusive monthly episodes. Join the HARDLORE DISCORD for community discussions and to participate in our future Q&A episodes. FOLLOW HARDLORE: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER, SPOTIFY, APPLE FOLLOW COLIN: INSTAGRAM FOLLOW BO: INSTAGRAM, TWITTER   For sponsorship opportunities, email us! info@hardlorepod.com Hosted by Simplecast, an AdsWizz company. See https://pcm.adswizz.com for information about our collection and use of personal data for advertising.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 You guys ready? Watch this, ready? Let me know if you know this one. Hello, welcome. It's Hardlord time. How are you, Bo? I'm doing so good. Where are we? We're in Manchester. Wow. You guys, he's gonna, you guys know this is our first live pod,
Starting point is 00:01:04 first thing we've ever done like this. We're in another country on the other side of the world for us, especially for him. This is amazing. Thank you guys so much. Turnovers are very good band, and I know that the... playing soon. So, like, you being here, you talking to us, you meeting us, all that good stuff.
Starting point is 00:01:20 We'll get more into it, but we just want to thank you. We want to start it off by saying thank you so much. I know we're the, like, McDonald's, silly, chuffed guys or whatever. But this is really going to be like an hour of trying out to cry. Him almost crying. This is the most people I've played to in Manchester now. Yeah. Especially on this stage.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Yeah, especially right here. So what's up? This is normally the part where we do. talk about all the bands we saw this weekend, but we had press badges so we couldn't go anywhere or watch anybody. We couldn't see shit. That's all right.
Starting point is 00:01:58 But honestly, with Outbreakfest, this has been what has mattered because... What? Oh, it's going to get him this whole time. I got no soul. Not going to bother me. What he was going to say... Here, what? I got it. I got it. This has blown us away, because we came here
Starting point is 00:02:17 and it was just no expectations of what this would be. We're just a couple of fuckers, you know, as you've seen. We don't know nothing about nothing, but we like talking to each other. We had this idea a little over a year ago. Yeah. Just this was so not the goal. There you goes.
Starting point is 00:02:39 What happened was, we can go back in time. Tell them. Tell them. Yeah, that's fine. So COVID happened. None of us were touring. Oh, that was... Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:49 That was the worst, wasn't it? You guys remember that? COVID happened. Our bands weren't touring. We weren't doing shit. Everybody was getting into streaming. I was doing some shit. He wanted to do some shit.
Starting point is 00:02:59 We would hop on a Zoom call. I would hop on his computer and control it. And we would just talk shit. And one day he was like, we should record it. It's like, what if we did this in Manchester? In like a year and a half. And, what, 13 months later?
Starting point is 00:03:14 Here we are. So, you know... I want that we can't thank you enough for being here. So, let's talk about, there's a lot of stuff that we did so far in England that we don't want to spoil. We filmed it, Sean filmed it, so it won't get too much into that. We can get into
Starting point is 00:03:32 the fest. First of all, you've played Outbreak Fest before, right? Yeah, 2011. In Leeds? Was it in Leeds or was it in Sheffield? It was 100% in Leads. Jimmy? Jimmy doesn't know it must. It didn't It didn't even happen. No, it was 100%
Starting point is 00:03:50 Leeds. It was at a school of something. Oh, nice. Some kind of college. A place we never went. University. I played it five years ago. Was anybody there? About eight people were there. Lovely. Played this stage 10 years ago.
Starting point is 00:04:07 Most people in here are nine, so happy birthday. Harmes always played this stage, I think, three times. Oh, cheers for that. No one was there. So we're experienced with Manchester experience with Outbreak Fest. Let's talk about our experiences so far with this weekend's Outbreak Fest. I will say, from a fan perspective, the sets that I saw and the participation that I saw was like legendary.
Starting point is 00:04:37 So Outbreak will be a hardcore fest as long as you make it a hardcore fest. Because some things I'm seeing in there is like, like they're fighting everything in their power to not make it a hardcore fest. Security, total dicks. Some of them are cool. The stage guys are cool. They get it. Yeah, they're all hardcore dudes. I watch them all stage that I have to trap under ice
Starting point is 00:04:58 just now. Oh yeah. See, that's awesome. They get it. Other people in the security team don't quite get it. Some people who are headlining today couldn't get in yesterday. That's a problem. Little things. Some of the guys running the thing are the most slapable guys I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:05:15 But you lot are what matters And that's what I was getting at Is that like Friday meeting you all We expected to be like Hey, we do this podcast We know you've not heard of it So to meet people like The Bulgarians
Starting point is 00:05:30 Raise your hand Look at these guys They're from Bulgaria And there were more There was like 10 of them And that really gets Collins Go tell you what he can't handle it I don't know what it is about Bulgaria
Starting point is 00:05:43 That just fucks me up Got to go. Who's from the craziest place in here? Is it Bulgarian? Yeah, yeah. They say, yeah. They said, yeah. What is it?
Starting point is 00:05:53 Like, that's fucked up to me. It's really fucked up. Meeting everybody has been really great. And I saw good sets on the main stage. I saw good sets on the smaller stage. I saw everybody in the crowd being cool to one another. Oh. Beating the shit out of each other.
Starting point is 00:06:10 Mutual violence. That's why we're all here, right? That's... I'm going to need everybody to fucking... Yeah, now. I see a wall. First ever spoken word wall of death. Who did we see on Friday?
Starting point is 00:06:23 Who do we try to watch on Friday? We tried to watch. Tried to watch tsunami. Yeah. They played real early. I saw him from about a football field away standing in a puddle of piss. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:36 Still had a good time. Who stood in a puddle of piss? All right, lads. Yeah, they played real early. That'll never happen again. I'd wager. No, but it was a tactical. tactical maneuver.
Starting point is 00:06:48 To get people here early, right? And then trap you. And here you are. Stuck with us. Pain of Truth. Talk about your experience, Colin. I'm not in the band. Yeah, give it up.
Starting point is 00:07:05 We're being a truth. I will say that part of that song has like rejuvenated my will to sing. Oh, you don't say. He sings all the goddamn time. Every morning we wake up, we'll be walking to the elevator and he hums some fucking Morrisy song. Oh, that is true. And that's the song for the day. Lately, my song has been
Starting point is 00:07:27 called 212. It's by Azalea Banks. I don't know what she's saying, but it speaks to me. What else do we do on Friday? Friday was a blur, because we're real tired. This man cannot sleep to save his life. Can you tell?
Starting point is 00:07:48 Don't awe me. Anyway, I rip my fucking pants again. Yeah. kind of truth. The same pair. Same fucking pair. Same pair. Same pair, different pair. Yeah, yeah, right, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Same model. Same model. Same spot. Same moment in the set. Ralph Lauren's got a fucking problem with me. And then we went to the casino. Well, what's nice about the UK is I have a much bigger daily withdrawal cash limit than I do in the United States. But I lost it all. He was dressed as he is. we got there, and Mr. Brother said...
Starting point is 00:08:28 No vest tops, lad. No vest tops. Had to walk all the way fucking back. Change. Went back for... He didn't want to go back, and I was like, Bo, please, I can't go there alone.
Starting point is 00:08:37 I went back, so... We went to McDonald's yesterday. Give it up for McDonald's. I know. That's, like, the main event. That's what you're all waiting for. But we'll say... Not as good.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Right? We got to talk about a couple things, England. Britain, United... kingdom. Ice. You guys got to get into ice. You got to check that out. It's this crazy thing.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Water, when it reaches a certain temperature, I believe it's zero here. You can cube it and put it in anything. It makes a warm thing cold. A hot thing, warm. What? Exactly. And then there's another thing. A way out?
Starting point is 00:09:23 No, no, not way out. We'll get to weigh out. We call it carbonation? Carbonation. Listen to that. Zero carbonation. So now I understand the problem. Madison Woodward,
Starting point is 00:09:33 the only carbonation head in the room back there. Give it up for Fury. Who watched Fury yesterday? Come on. Who saw a higher power at the pre-show? Oh. Come on. Timothy James.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Not a lot of British bands on the fest. What's up with that, huh? What do you guys think of the Chisel? Oh, that was fucking weak. And then what did we do? Jimmy. We came, we filmed this two, we hung out with our man, who is not from Manchester.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Which was a great bit. No, you were born here, but you're not from here. Come on. We had... I was really born here. A real cheeky Nando's. Oh, my God. Shout out Nando.
Starting point is 00:10:18 Come on. Good God. We had a thing called the Muddy Poo. Who knows about it? what a money poo is. You know the muddy poo? All right, Jimmy. You're fucking making this up on us? You fucking son of a bit. So Jimmy did this
Starting point is 00:10:34 whole bit where at Nando's you mix Fanta and Coca-Cola. Oh. What is it called? Spitzie? It's not German. Mezzo mix is German. It's fake mesomix. In UK, when it's not carbonated and there's no ice in it, it's called a muddy poo.
Starting point is 00:10:56 When Jimmy is pulling a bit on two three Americans who don't know any better, it's Call them money, too. How spicy was... Oh, I got extra hot, brother. What do you think I am? I got, uh, I got barbecue garlic. It was sweeter than me.
Starting point is 00:11:17 You know what I mean? Coward. But no, you said that the... You tried the pari mayonnaise. I did. He makes me try any... I make him do it. Anything.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Fucking here comes a plane. It makes me do it. I don't lock it. It's been really hard. So, my entire life, the British accent is like my defense mechanism you know I don't know what to say I become British
Starting point is 00:11:42 I don't know so here people think I'm fucking with him it's like no this is just this is who I'll really and he does it with he'll just be walking and he'll people will pass by and be like yeah Roy what are you doing I love that like the most posh how do I say this without not directly
Starting point is 00:11:59 telling the story I'll just do it just we're standing line at Starbucks and a guy went up to a las that he knew. And he said something like, he was like, we've got a table outside last,
Starting point is 00:12:11 like whenever you get your drink. And she answers, like, the deepest, fucking most bulging voice I've ever heard. She went, all right,
Starting point is 00:12:19 cool. And that's not something we're used to. And she kind of did the, like, she was so proper, but it was like, all right,
Starting point is 00:12:26 cool. It was really inspiring to me, so I'm going to carry that with me for the rest of my life. These are the big differences that we find that are really funny. I say big differences,
Starting point is 00:12:35 but it's all, It's the amount of little differences between home and here, because it's very similar. Way out is objectively the funniest one. Way out. I'm leaving, and instead of the word exit, that word exists. You made the language. You made the word.
Starting point is 00:12:50 You have way out. Every other language is one word. Salida, salidas. What's Bulgarian for exit? One word. That's one. Two syllables. Way out.
Starting point is 00:13:04 we we realized that parts of this country are secretly from Willy Wonka and everything everything in it
Starting point is 00:13:17 the elevator in our hotel you have to press down for it to go down so we hear Gene Wilder in our head being like to do no no no no you have to press down to go up
Starting point is 00:13:29 for it to come down to you to go up so we hear Gene Wilder going, if you want to go up, you have to go down. If you want to go down, you have to go up. And I'm Augustus Gloop, and I'm lost. He's Mike TV all the way, though. So Saturday rolled around. What did we do yesterday? Saturday was yesterday. Saturday was hard.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Saturday was a rough one. That's when the piss was out there. The piss was in the pit. My goodness. Just code orange was fucking code yellow. We just finished the pandemic. You don't need... We don't need another one. We can't all be patient zero. Did anybody shit in the dark in one of them,
Starting point is 00:14:03 Port-a-Pi's? Shitting the dark? Really? First, she went, yo! And then, no, no. That's disgusting. And it shouldn't be that way.
Starting point is 00:14:12 We've all been there. Shitting in the dark? Not me. Today at Bold Street, the thing turned off on me, and I had to. Oh, shout out Bold Street coffee. Anybody know about that?
Starting point is 00:14:23 We have to leave them, we've been every day in a row. Every time they're like, leave us a review on Google or whatever. Leave the review later in a lot. It's good. It's good coffee. They have cold brew.
Starting point is 00:14:33 It's very similar. to home. You guys, this is what we need to talk about. Oh, my God. Listen, we're not trying to it's the little differences, okay? Cold brew coffee, invented in Kyoto, Japan. 1600s, guys. That's like a thousand years ago.
Starting point is 00:14:51 Do the math. It's huge in America. Everywhere you go, you can get cold brew from here. Where they sell cold brew at certain places. If you ask for it, sometimes it's like, you fucking walk. What did she do to me today? How did it go today?
Starting point is 00:15:05 She was like, no, we don't have that. No, no, I was like, do you have cold brew? And she went, what? What? And I said, two iced Americanos, please. Thank you so much. It's cold brew coffee. It's lovely.
Starting point is 00:15:16 You got to get into that. Ice Americano, parentheses, derogatory. Yeah. A guy brought us some and said, Two iced whites directed. Right at me. Your goddamn right. Yeah, who did we see?
Starting point is 00:15:33 We saw code sounded crazy. Who saw Code Orange? Dear, dear friends of the show. Last time I was in this room, I was here playing with them. It was a co-headlining tour, if you could believe it or not. I swear to God, we got paid the same. Today, Trapped Under Ice. Who saw that?
Starting point is 00:15:55 Hit them. Trapped Under Ice, the greatest British hardcore band of all time. How many times have they headlined Outbreak Fest? Anybody now? Eleven? 12? We have had the pleasure of seeing them three times this year already
Starting point is 00:16:12 since they started playing again. We were at the first one. We've seen every single game. Every single one, yeah. Well, not New York. They don't know that. We've seen every single one. And that was fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:16:23 That was one of the craziest reactions I've ever seen, which reminds me of one of my favorite current bands, flat out, high viz. Who saw hi-vis yesterday? I was at their show, in Chicago a couple months ago when they toured the States a little bit and their reception
Starting point is 00:16:43 and like you know, knowing, reading the lyrics, that's a band where like I bought the records, I ordered them, I read the lyrics. Seeing them in Chicago and the reception that they got, which was fucking crazy, it was sold out their first time in Chicago. Not easy to do. I played
Starting point is 00:16:58 Chicago 300 times. I never sold nothing out. And seeing that was really special and really amazing. And then seeing it come you know, where they're from being United Kingdom and seeing that reaction. Milad Martin McNamara on guitar. That was Irish for my friend
Starting point is 00:17:16 Martin McNamara plays guitar and high viz. He played guitar on a band called Frustration from Ireland, where the first time we out, Twitch and Tongues ever really came here was with frustration. I was probably, do we play Manchester? You weren't there, you know.
Starting point is 00:17:33 So really this whole thing has been fucking crazy for us. And we don't really know what we're doing. A lot of it is going to be in like a few minutes,
Starting point is 00:17:48 I would say. We're probably going to go to you guys for questions. So what I want is think of stuff. Don't shout it out. Just have it ready. You know what I mean? But overall, I would say the outbreak fest experience
Starting point is 00:17:59 without you was like a little discouraging from from like being a touring, traveling podcast. and stuff because this is all new. This doesn't exist. What was encouraging is, again, just meeting people from different countries
Starting point is 00:18:13 who have never eaten in an out burger, have only just got Wingstop. And Taco Bowl. Those are the things we can relate to. We can talk about Wing Stop. You guys know Wingstop? You guys fuck with Wingstop? Listen, that's pretty fucking good.
Starting point is 00:18:29 Were those kids, are the kids here that we saw there? Oh, you're right there? Did you enjoy? You have a good meal? That's all we need to know. No sugar on the fries, which I know that sounds crazy. But they got a little brown sugar on the fries at home. Don't worry about it.
Starting point is 00:18:46 It's the whole reason to go there. You coming back here soon with a band? No. Cool. Me neither. Cool. Cool. Cool, cool.
Starting point is 00:18:55 All right, we got a yeah, don't come back. No more songs. Does anybody want to heckle? What's the best heckle you could think of right now? Fuck yeah. I'm so sick. One time... My maha?
Starting point is 00:19:08 Me ma'am. That was fucking adorable. One time I went and saw his band. I saw Twitchy Tongues play outside of Chicago. And it was a metal core tour. The Acacia Strain was headlining. Which, you know, like, today, mixed bill shows, which I'm very much in favor for, I think they're fucking dope.
Starting point is 00:19:28 At the time... This was a very mixed ball. What was it? 2012. 2012. Yeah. Wow. And it was twitching tongue.
Starting point is 00:19:37 opening for a bunch of metalcore bands and then the Acacia String. Vale of Maya, volumes, and upon a burning body. There's nothing wrong. So the thing is, we're friends with the Acacia String. They're fucking amazing.
Starting point is 00:19:52 And they took Harm's Way out really early on too and kind of exposed us to that world. The thing is, they bring, I don't even want to get into it. Well, it's not them. They go out of their way to bring new bands out. Bands they like
Starting point is 00:20:06 who don't even fit with them, Which is cool. But we really didn't fit with them sonically. Just didn't fit. And Collins of... Joliette, Illinois. I'm like, Joliet, thank you so fucking much. This is our last fucking song.
Starting point is 00:20:19 Thank you. And people are like, yes! Because they're done. And then they were going to stay with me and my girlfriend who I was living with at the time. How many times were we told this story? Once. A lot.
Starting point is 00:20:31 A lot? The Bulgarians know. The Bulgarians are like, shut the fuck. God, I love you. I overslept. and they just were outside my apartment. I'm still friends with this guy. Let me talk about the Bulgarians real quick.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Because I couldn't say this earlier. I was too emotional. I'm going to get emotional saying it again. I don't know what it was about these fucking Bulgarians. They came up, we took a picture with 10 to 12 of them. I turned away and I just cried. Did you notice he walked away? I had to go.
Starting point is 00:21:00 He had to walk away. He got choked up. I don't know anything about Bulgaria. What? You're going to tell you. Tell me, yeah, God damn right you are.
Starting point is 00:21:10 You fucking got me. What? He's a professional. I didn't know it. You did. I'm good, dude. You never know. Except for right now.
Starting point is 00:21:21 You guys like Oasis? You see that shirt we had, our buddy Ross designed that. He's in the back with the hat. Hey, Ross. It's a really good show. Ross, Ross, and respectfully, Ross was a guy who punished his way
Starting point is 00:21:38 into my heart very early on, you know, as he did with many of you in the room. I'm sure. Outbring Fest, does Live Nation exist here? Yes. Does.
Starting point is 00:21:47 When Live Nation buys, they'll buy out these local legendary venues and like completely fundamentally change everything about them. I challenge you guys. I'm sure it's less interesting,
Starting point is 00:22:00 but go to LiveNation.com. Look at the venues that they work at in America. However you would do that on the site. And I know you won't know these venues, but it is... It's like a thousand venues. It's like a thousand venues.
Starting point is 00:22:11 all within this wheelhouse, all within the size range of shows you would want to go to. It's a problem. It's fundamentally changing how a venue works. Which I don't want to happen to Outbreak Fest, you know? I don't want something like that ethically to come in and check. Because
Starting point is 00:22:27 we've been, this has been the thing in the UK for the past what, 11 years, 12 years. How many of you have been to more than one Outbreak Fest? Yeah. That's all. Okay. So the real thing is this your first outbreak fest
Starting point is 00:22:43 yeah raise your hand first one did you have a great time then that's all that matters that is all that matters you had a great time then I guess I did too I saw you dive that was bad she's alright
Starting point is 00:22:57 god damn right you were yeah what's the best thing to eat in Manchester yell it at the time jerk chicken I had a guy I got who was it I had a guy come up to me
Starting point is 00:23:10 and come in my whisper in my ear and go, you gotta go to fat paths. Right in my... Speaking of whispering, where's that little fucker? He's not here? He's not here? He laughed? All right, I'm gonna blow him up. First day, the first minute we step foot
Starting point is 00:23:25 in the venue, no tap, no, listen, we don't, the picture thing is new to us. We love it. We're totally cool with it. Totally fine. We're human beings. Flesh and blood. So the first night, this kid immediately is like, can I get a picture of me?
Starting point is 00:23:41 Which I pay to be jump-scared like that. That's like a universal studios type experience. So thank you to him. You guys fuck with Starbucks here or what? No. Where do you go to get a cup? Foundation. Yeah, we went there.
Starting point is 00:23:57 Foundation? Yeah. We went there. I like the, like, succulence and plants and shit. You buy a plant, you get a free cup. The coffee, you get a free glass of milk, really. Yeah, they serve me. What do you get there?
Starting point is 00:24:10 Latte. Classic. Get up for latte. They served me about a half thimble of espresso with my milk. It was great. They hated us, though. It was made in malice. It wasn't.
Starting point is 00:24:25 Sub shop? Like subway? You're near a local? You go to subway for the coffee? I can't believe it. Give it up for Scow. Who watched Scow? There you go.
Starting point is 00:24:39 That's right. We love to see bands that innovate the genre. Scow, high-vis. Code orange, et cetera. What? What's the Scottish band with the mass DOP? Demonstration of power.
Starting point is 00:24:54 You watch Zulu and Speed today. Give it up. Speed are the coolest. I don't know how else to like say it. Don't let that get to your fucking head. Yeah, relax. No, I love you, Josh. They're the coolest.
Starting point is 00:25:14 And seeing them dominate at home, we saw at Sound Infere, we've talked about this before I know, but their sound and set was a thing that, like, I will never forget in my entire... I was on the other stage, just, like, hands on my hips, like, what? Get a load of that.
Starting point is 00:25:30 What is going on, you know? Shack retweeted or reposted a fucking viral last clip. Shack paying fucking respect, dude. You ever eat at Shack's Big Chicken? Madison, I know you fucking ate a Shack's Big Chicken. You sick bastard. Tsunami. Go over for tsunami.
Starting point is 00:25:46 Holy shit. Four-piece bands. Yeah, four-piece bands. It is illegal in some kind. countries that sound that good as a four-piece band, they pull it off. One guitar. He's good. He's real good.
Starting point is 00:26:01 How do you guys feel about all the food here is vegan? We have vegans in the house, I'm sure. No problem. So you love that. You want that for me, too. So how many meat eaters we got in the house? Okay. And I know that there's you in between people.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Pick aside. No, no, no. But what I mean is if I were, if there was only meat places here, I'd be bummed for you. I want you to have what you want. That's right. So we want you to want the same for us, right? It's only fair. How is the food been?
Starting point is 00:26:37 I've heard the tacos were good. All of the vegans are coming up saying I should have a bunch of fucking hot dogs. I would love to eat the hot dog. Hot dogs? Nobody brought me a fucking hot dog. Should we do? Should we do a Q&A stuff now? Yeah, I think so.
Starting point is 00:26:49 That's been a half hour of us winging it and making asses of us. We're going to, we're going to, uh, stage dive this little mic around. You got a question, raise your hand. Yeah, who's got one? We're going to go to the Bulgarians. The Bulgarians first. Can you pass this to my beloved Bulgarians?
Starting point is 00:27:05 Hold on one second. Let's make sure it works. Good. Colin, I have a sick-ass suffocation to write here. Yes, you do. Look at that. What does it say? It's the fiji of the forgotten thingy.
Starting point is 00:27:15 So I have a question for both of you. Hit it. So the one for Colin is, do you have any cool stories from your tour days with Eyes of the Lord. Like Bruce LePage lore. There's plenty of that. You sure? Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Oh, God. Bruce Lepage, our beloved, the beloved singer of Eyes of the Lord, also sang for a band called 100 Demons. The only tour that Eyes of the Lord did was five days long, and five of five shows ended early due to unmutual violence acts.
Starting point is 00:27:54 at the show. It was an unsustainable method, really. Who's next? Thank you, Bulgarians. Thank you. Oh, we got another one. We got another ball. On behalf of all the Edgman and Bulgarians, which is basically the same, because 08 million Bulgarians are Edgemen. All of you? Yeah, yeah, it's true. It's true. He doesn't know. All the ones that matter. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So top three
Starting point is 00:28:18 edge bands, for each one of you. And also, guys, it's time to make the straight-edge episode. Don't allow some people who don't know what they're talking about to talk about it. Like the straight-edge episode? Yeah, you should do it. You have, we are giving you two months,
Starting point is 00:28:38 we're giving you two months or you're gonna get starting getting calls. I mean, Earth Crisis is the best state of all time. Okay, that's legit, but... Earth Crisis is more straight-oge than minor threat. Therefore, they're the best straight-age man of all time.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Yes. Number one, left pick in the Strangenge lottery. Shout out to Ugly and Proud Records who released their latest EP. Who? Ugly and proud records, he released their latest EP. He released their latest EP.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Best Stradage Man. You would say Youth of Today, right? Youth of Today, by far. Far and what? Youth of today combined a few elements of music and philosophy that I think you find in all, like, we were just talking, We're talking straight-age.
Starting point is 00:29:24 We're talking vegan. We're talking punk rock. We're talking DIY. They did all of that in 1986. Honorable mansions. Floor punch. Floor punch is huge. I'm a big youth crew guy.
Starting point is 00:29:38 I love turning point, change of strength, even though they kind of at the end. A lot of the lock and out bands early on were all straight edge. Mental, wrong side, righteous gems, all edge. The UK straight-edge fall-off rate is we've learned is about 90s. 6%. Jimmy, how many we got? How many edgemen do you know?
Starting point is 00:29:59 One. If you're straight edge, raise your hand. And she's from Sicily. Beautiful. Beautiful. That's not a lot. So we were asking, we were looking for recommendations in London of like things to do, things, like activities, different things.
Starting point is 00:30:14 And every answer was like, this pub? This pub? You got to check out this pub. You got to take them to this pub. They don't listen to the show, obviously. That's right. And then when Chubby asked friends, like, ah, they don't really drink, where else should we go? And they're like, what do you mean?
Starting point is 00:30:30 Shit. So to the 4% of UK Strait Edge who's still active, we're with you, we support you, have fun at the pub, the designated train conductor, whatever they call it, designated driver, but they all take the tube. They take the tube here, yeah. Who's got the next one?
Starting point is 00:30:51 Big dirty D. Oh, D. you sick bastard. Shouts out Liverpool. Master killer, tier list. Top three UK bands. Hardcore ace.
Starting point is 00:31:03 Oh, hardcore only? Yeah, just to make it a very easy for you. Make it easy? Knuckle dust. Bolt thrower? No, that's come on. Be real here. It counts.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Be real. Listen, I would say, and hear me out here, the flex changed some shit. in the modern scape of music. We talked about this to Jimmy at length. Where's Ola?
Starting point is 00:31:35 Is Ola here? She was. Ola, the queen of UK hardcore. We talked about it at length that the flex bridge the gap between all these six inhabitable cities in the United Kingdom and made them into a one, like a united kingdom of sorts. So shout out to the flex would be my other master killer to your, UK hardcore band?
Starting point is 00:32:03 I'll pick a very new band. I love the chisel. I think the chisel also continues with like this style of music. We gotta get the chisel love up. The style of music that they play, especially in America, is not popular at all. And I want it to be.
Starting point is 00:32:20 I like a We're big oi guys. So to see that represented by some lads, some real lads. Yeah. It's kind of surreal. Who's the third one?
Starting point is 00:32:34 Which is it? Who's the third one? I thought you already said one. I don't know. Well, it's three separate, right? What do you want? Three total, Dan? Fucking shit.
Starting point is 00:32:42 Okay, so that's good. We're good. We did it. We did it. But shut, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. No, you can go.
Starting point is 00:32:48 It's okay. Before, when I was a child, I liked to message bands on MySpace. When I was like 14, 15. I just wanted to know more about them. I wanted to know more hard lore. if you will. So one of those bands
Starting point is 00:33:02 that I would punish all the time was called Bundem Out. Huge pop for Bundem Out. So that, I was obsessed with every single song that they wrote. That, I don't know, you won't hear it, but the DNA of Bundem Out
Starting point is 00:33:23 is in everything I do in some way. We played with Iron Out last time we were here. And Arms Race, give it up for both of those two bands. Thank you very much, Dan. Anybody else have a question? Pass it.
Starting point is 00:33:38 Oh, there we got it. Beautiful. What's like consistently the worst city to tour in? Oh, fucking hell, man. Berlin. Where are you from? Hey, I love Germany. My family's from Germany.
Starting point is 00:33:53 I'm very pro-German. But there are things about Germany that are very, very strange. Where are you from, sir? I'm Shadang. Holland. My favorite place to play is Einhoven. Yes. So, hey, do you know the Dynamo venue?
Starting point is 00:34:10 Yeah, yeah. Are we, is Switching Tongues really banned from Dynamo? Sorry? Twitching Tongues is supposedly banned from the Dynamo venue. I slipped on a banana peel or something backstage. That has to be what happened. There's some kind of mess left behind. It wasn't my fault.
Starting point is 00:34:24 It was real-life Mario Kart. There were bananas involved. I don't know what happened. But you get some clarification for me and you get back to me, all right? Yeah, we just really like the rules. I don't know. You did something. We like the rules.
Starting point is 00:34:36 Love the fucking. roles. The worst city. It's, it's, and I say this lovingly. It's the only place where I've had to dodge stepping on human shit multiple times on one walk.
Starting point is 00:34:50 Until, until the urinal's in there? Yeah, until the outbreak. Did you say Frankfurt? Yeah, it comes Frankfurt. I got a good story about Frankfurt. Capital of Thriam, Germany. Cool. Really? The first time I played Frankfurt was on the tour with Code Orange.
Starting point is 00:35:06 they were about to play it was like going to be epic the room was packed they were getting in the vibe they looked so fucking in the zone they looked so cool and somebody from the crowd from Frankfurt
Starting point is 00:35:18 in full Frankfurt accent the whole they were playing the sample with the whole intention was dead silence so during this dead silent part they're about to hit somebody just goes
Starting point is 00:35:29 welcome to Frankfurt and you could see their faces like melt because they laughed and then they were like, fuck. And their vibe was so shot for the rest of that. But now, but I every single day of that tour
Starting point is 00:35:44 I said, welcome to Frankfurt for them. So thank you for that. Shout out, Frankfurt. The worst city... Does it have to be in Europe? Did you say Europe or anywhere? anywhere. I would say in Europe. The worst place to play for me, in my experience, is
Starting point is 00:36:00 Copenhagen. Copenhagen? Copenhagen? Copenhagen is the only place we played twice where zero people came. The second one was so bad that we just did karaoke. Yeah. Which hey, was great. The first one
Starting point is 00:36:16 I sang almost as many twitchy tongues parts as you because I was the only one up front. So if you hear my voice right now, it's fucked up. It's weak. So I sing one fucking song with a band and I give it all I got. I got nothing left. I've been saying in years.
Starting point is 00:36:32 This used to happen to me every time we came here. So Day 3.3. Day one and two, I'd be like, dude, I am ripping. I'm unstoppable. Day three, oh. Yeah. So I've sounded like this all weekend because of one fucking part of one song. No, it was because of karaoke.
Starting point is 00:36:48 He blew his shit out on an Oasis song. It's a great song. Little by little, you fuck with that? Come on. Prague has been really bad for us. Dude, gorgeous city. But, oh my God. I'm like, please.
Starting point is 00:37:01 Please, I'm here. We played there together. Oh, it's such a grass. That was brutal. we got. Over here. Oh my God. This is the first person, my first friend I ever made on a tour. In
Starting point is 00:37:14 2010, on the first tour I ever did was this wonderful lady here. Hi. She was so sweet. We hit it off. Here we are. Here we are. What did you got for? Ten years later. My question is, why do you all think
Starting point is 00:37:29 Americans don't really care about the rest of Europe, music-wise? The rest of Europe? Yeah. Europe? Yeah. Europe, Australia, well, Australia now is pretty big. Yeah, but that's a new thing. That is a new thing. But that's my question. Why don't we care about the rest of the world musically? It's a really good question.
Starting point is 00:37:48 America is not. You have to be incredible for anyone to give a shit about you in America. And that's a problem because there's a lot of shitty American bands who can come here. Who get so much audience. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's a really good question. Everything is based on virality now. If you don't go viral, it's just not going to happen.
Starting point is 00:38:07 Everything is a clip. Every episode that we do, we're thinking about the real that we have to post. It sucks to think that way. Him specifically. There's no inorganic way for a band to pop now. It has to be time, place, like, structured for success and some unspoken. I could not manufacture success for any band. labels pay for it all the time
Starting point is 00:38:34 as I'm sure we've all seen but it's really bizarre and that's we would we would like for our platform to be a thing to shine light on those bands we would love to talk to more of them this weekend we didn't really have a place to do that
Starting point is 00:38:50 now so and that's another thing and maybe one of the criticisms that I've heard about the show is like our show I should say is that we never really shit on any bands but that's not why we're here but that's that's that's exactly why we exist only
Starting point is 00:39:04 to shed light on things, period. I don't want somebody, thank you. I don't want... I don't want anybody to think that they might like a band and then hear me say some dumb-ass thing for a silly joke and then not check out of... How many times did that happen to you when you were a kid
Starting point is 00:39:20 where you're like, this band is sick? And somebody said, no, they're not. And you were like, no, they're not. Dude, I had to pretend like I didn't like Metallica, like, all my life. Oh, that sucks. What? Metallica's right for you. Oh, thank you. Thank you. Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:39:34 Shout out Portugal. So, yeah. So my point being is, I think, to his point about things being viral and stuff, I think the reason we're starting to see speed and high biz and the chisel and bands from other, in higher power and bands. Because all of those men, higher power pops the fuck off in the U.S. Shout out to higher power. Give up the higher power, man.
Starting point is 00:40:00 Probably, Jimmy, probably the only the only English band I've ever toured within the States was higher power. Agreed. And it's so sexy. And I've toured with so many fucking, you know, that's crazy. So I think that it's getting better. That's my whole point is I think within the last 10 years, streaming, which is half killing the music industry,
Starting point is 00:40:21 but also half making it so that anybody can check out any fucking band. That's awesome. And what we want to do and use this, like, weird, crazy platform, that we kind of stumbled onto is amplify that and be like, hey, these are people who get it. I don't care what you sound like. I don't care how you play or what your merch looks like or how hard your member is Mosh.
Starting point is 00:40:43 He cares about that. But all I care about is if you fucking get it up here. Your reaction to the Bulgarians, I was getting that in Chicago watching high viz. I was getting choked up because I know that that's not a thing that fucking happens. Same thing with speed. Same thing with high-fuscary. power. When I get to see those things really go and I know that
Starting point is 00:41:04 it's more difficult for them, those are the things that gets me. I don't know how in a roundabout way to answer your question. I don't know. Honestly, I think the objective answer is because hardcore is our shit. It's an American thing. We didn't
Starting point is 00:41:20 make punk rock. You guys did. We took it. We made it weirder or darker or whatever the fuck. And now it's like our thing. There is something about like a sex Barista, you know, is like the most interesting thing in the world. Like the Undertaker, the wrestling guy,
Starting point is 00:41:36 was in character for 30 years and he will never be as interesting or sexy as a barista, you know? Something about, so hardcore bands, international harcour bands, need to match the energy of a sexy local barista.
Starting point is 00:41:52 And shit will have him. Who else has a question? You feel me? Thank you so much. Way in the back. Can we, uh, I saw that hand first. Can we get it back there? What's the question? I already had the mic.
Starting point is 00:42:02 Sorry. I didn't see you. Sorry, guys. What's your name? Huge metal fan in your way. Gonzal. I wanted to hear your take on the Burger King Brawl Night.
Starting point is 00:42:11 Oh. We went to Burger King our, was it the first night? First night. Pre-show. Pre-show night. The pre-show night. So that's Thursday night.
Starting point is 00:42:19 Yeah. We went to Burger King. What did you dub it? It's brilliant. You guys are good. No, instead of B-K. What do you go? Oh, it's B-K-C-A-O-C-B-C-B-E.
Starting point is 00:42:27 It was madness. It's the only thing that's open 24 hours in this town that we could find. And we walked in there and there was a fight happening as we walked in. And it was like, all right. Yeah. We're home.
Starting point is 00:42:41 Yeah. And we ordered a moderate. You know, those, listen, I know there's some vegans in this room. Earmuffs real quick for me. The Dorito, Chili Wave chicken prize? Holy shit. Fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:42:56 We don't have those at home. Those are great. So, yeah, us and our friends here, we were in this Burger King where there was like... We locked eyes a couple of times. A couple knowing eyes. That's the one thing that's cool about this is I'm sure there's not that many punks or metalheads or whatever in the area normally. There's some, I'm sure, but not that many. But when outbreak is going on, like anyone with a tattoo, you're kind of...
Starting point is 00:43:17 The whole town has been a sea of really cool shirts for like three days. Yeah, there was a brawl and it was cool. We saw the tail end of the theater. You saw the good shit. You tell me. Was there a punch thrown? A Coke? Devastating.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Sad. Hate to see it. Yeah, but we made it out of there alive with our Doritos Chili Heat Wave. We ordered like four things and it took like 30 minutes. So I get it. It's not fast food here. You know?
Starting point is 00:43:50 Did you just take a while? Oh, yeah. You went back? You're sick. You tried to go to Archie's, right? They tried to go to Archie's on our recommendation. Shout out Archie's. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:44:02 nearby. They got vegan stuff. They got regular stuff. They got the L.A. Burger, which you won't find in California. That's not accurate. Not geographically accurate. It was delicious. They got milkshakes and fries. The shake was unbelievable. But they closed the midnight and they were out of fucking vegan stuff for our friends. So they had to go to
Starting point is 00:44:20 the Burger King and... Hell, we had to go to Subway. What the fuck? You did not have to go to Subway. I have... We got chips. We got crisps. I got this. Please. I have starved myself in lieu of going to Subway,
Starting point is 00:44:36 and if I can do it, I know you three can do it for me. Everybody in here, I need to tell you something. Subway fucking sucks. You need to love yourself. Love yourself. Don't eat there. No one's ever eaten anything good from there. If they are, they're lying. The cookie goes pretty hard.
Starting point is 00:44:59 The cookies are fucking awesome. The cookies are good. They're so good. Portugal? Portugal? I believe you. I've never been there, but something in your eyes. I believe you.
Starting point is 00:45:12 Best food in Europe? Better than France? Didn't the French like invent food? Whoa. You ever seen Rattucketooie? Why is that funny? Okay. Well, I'll take you right.
Starting point is 00:45:31 Bring us there. Does anybody disagree? Take me to Lisbon. All right. I had a layover there in Lisbon one time during peak COVID, and it was a real nightmare. All the vending machines were closed. I didn't eat, as a matter of fact.
Starting point is 00:45:45 We'll talk about that later. I hear they had the best food. Who's next there? Hello. Hi. He moved up just to talk to us. Well, the cable wasn't long enough. Proper chuffed.
Starting point is 00:45:56 Yeah. What's your name? Where are you from? I'm Tom. I'm from Sheffield, but I live in Germany now, so I've been living there for a while. Congrats. Thank you. What's the best band from Sheffield? Oh, God.
Starting point is 00:46:06 Malevolence? Oh, good answer. Good answer. I'm a late entry to the Master Killer Tier of UK Harker bands, I would say. They played LDB Fest this year in Kentucky, Southern Indiana, and we were there, and they were one of, they were one of the most pro-sounding bands of the entire week. Flew in a soundboard. They had a sound board from the UK. Sound man, can you believe that?
Starting point is 00:46:29 They flew in that soundboard. You had a question, though. I'm sorry. Yeah, so I don't know if you've mentioned this on. previous episodes before, but either on tour or attending a hardcore show or whatever, what's the weirdest, almost out of place thing you've seen happen in a mosh pit?
Starting point is 00:46:46 In a mosh pit, I mean, I hate the fucking robo. The robo shit. Good God. Because of... I play a guitar in a band called Harm's Way. The singer... The singer in our band has worked out a couple of times, and there are people who will, like, lock eyes
Starting point is 00:47:06 and then start doing push-ups, and I want to murder them, but I'm preoccupied. And you can't come back if you murder illegal here, too? Is it? Fuck. I don't like that. I don't like the rowboat.
Starting point is 00:47:21 The robot crowd surf, even worse. What I don't like is when, and I've definitely said this before, but I don't like when someone tries to take, I don't like the like, look at me, kind of a thing that can happen with certain moshing or whatever, where it's like, no, look at it. the fucking band that drove however
Starting point is 00:47:38 long. Like a guy ripping his pants on stage for a band who's not in as a real scumbag. What else have I seen? Like in the country not in a mosh pit, we stayed in a place with two toilets facing each other.
Starting point is 00:47:54 What's the weirdest thing you've seen? Riverdance. I've seen seen people doing rivetans. See, that's my thing is like, fuck off. There used to be a place. Was that in Ireland? No, in Aachen, in Germany. Achan.
Starting point is 00:48:09 Frauds. What makin we? So I, there was a place outside of Cleveland called the Tower. Did you play the Tower? It was infamous for just like, they're going to need more drywall on Monday because people would just like do shit and break it. I saw a couch get thrown, a door.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Like a door that I used earlier in the day. Got ripped off and thrown. Somebody threw marbles on the ground. So people were like, sep-a-sap-a-sop-a-sop. You might have to try that one. Yeah, marbles are, it's a real, the thing about slipping on a marble, you're not pissed. Hilarious. That's the funniest thing that's ever happened.
Starting point is 00:48:49 So probably that, I would say. The tower is no longer there. Oh, there was also fireworks. Franz from the great band Turnstile shot Roman candles all over the place at this particular time. It's a real crazy, crazy one. So probably that would be my answer. Two toilets was mine. All right, cheers, thanks.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Who else has got a question? My man in the shade or in the glasses back there. I said shades. I meant specs. I was just wondering who you've got tonight. Will Osprey or Kenny Omega? Great question. For those of you who don't know, we really like wrestling.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Colin really likes wrestling. Osprey, well, it's their third, right? I believe so, yeah. It's the third one? It's going to Osprey. I think so, too. I think Kenny's going to do. It's coming home.
Starting point is 00:49:31 Kenny's going to do the job, which he should do, because also Osprey might retire. he alluded to, you know? So I think... It's coming home. Yeah. There's a huge paper view going on and we're here with you guys, you know?
Starting point is 00:49:42 It's coming home. Cheers, thank you. That's what you say, right? About the soccer... Football? So I'm so sorry. I know that's a slur. Sockers are slur.
Starting point is 00:49:53 But the English invented soccer and then they went back. They called it football? That's right. What? Frank Burt. Oh, I see. Okay.
Starting point is 00:50:04 Yeah. So it's the Europeans problem. Okay. What you got to? All right, cool. I'm going to do a band version of Fuck Mary Kill. Beautiful. So I got...
Starting point is 00:50:15 Anyway, fuck Mary Kill, 100 demons, Marauder, and all our war. That's an excellent. If you would have said... If you would have said death threat, he would have turned into...
Starting point is 00:50:31 Fuck Mary, kill myself. He would have combust. Oh, God. I'm marrying Marauder. I know that. They've never let me down. You know? That's matrimony.
Starting point is 00:50:44 That's fidelity. I've taken my vows all right. We're already, Mary. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. I'm fucking 100 demons. I'm fucking 100 demons. No problem.
Starting point is 00:50:56 And I'm killing all at war. This is probably the hardest thing I've ever had to do. Sorry about that. In my whole life. It's a really good question. Because there's many. factors you have to consider. Hunter Demons has two perfect pieces
Starting point is 00:51:10 of music. All at War has never made a bad record and they're still making good ones. Marauder has the best thing. Right, right. The pound for pound best record. Oh, fuck. Why would you do this thing?
Starting point is 00:51:30 Mary Marauder, fuck Hunter Demons, kill all of all. You were on camera saying fuck hundred demons. You realize that? I would have sex with that. Sex with 100. Make love to 100 demons. Um, shit. What? Oh, come on. Don't hit me with... Don't hit me with my thing.
Starting point is 00:51:51 Yeah, you're right. Listen, okay, so I would say Master Killer is like my deserted Island album. If I had one thing, the thing is I don't need to listen to it. It's all in here. Just answer the fucking question. See what you've done? Amazing.
Starting point is 00:52:11 Listen. This is all I got to do to get him to stop talking? I would be. I would marry all at war. Wow. Fair enough? Really? I would have sex with 100 demons. We're fucking 100 demons.
Starting point is 00:52:27 You're killing Marauder? It's very surprising. Fuck, marry, kill. Me? You kill. Next question. Thank you. Lots are a big four of hardcore.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Jesus. Right. No, that's a really... We ask people that all the time. This is amazing. This is good. Do it. That's good. Can I...
Starting point is 00:52:52 Marauder? 100th team. Haprid. Look, no matter how you swing it. They're the best hardcore band ever. Easily. They're the one that's... Well, they were all...
Starting point is 00:53:06 They're at Jera Open Air this weekend playing Proofin. You know? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, the world here's proven. A, like, hardcore... That's just a hardcore song. Or fucking... a demo song.
Starting point is 00:53:20 They still played not one truth. Smash your enemies. Goes hard. They're just guys from Connecticut. Eating fucking Dunkin' Donuts. You guys fuck with Dunkin' Donuts here? All right. We went today, I will say,
Starting point is 00:53:33 identical to American Dunkin' Donuts. So if you hate it here, you'll hate it there. Big Four, hate breed. Mariner. Killing time. Just say it. You're cheating. You're cheating.
Starting point is 00:53:56 It takes you so long. It's hard. There's so many bands I like. Cromax, Marauder, haybreed, youth, it today. Just say, death threat. You know it's a good, easy. You know what's it.
Starting point is 00:54:15 Oh, wow. Yeah, my picks are 100 demons, hay breed, death threat. And what's another Connecticut band? Higher Force. Push button. That's my big. Cromax would be my probably
Starting point is 00:54:29 realistic fourth pick. Just first three are unbelievable. And say goodbye to Mother Earth on the fourth one. You hear that, you heard that song? That's crazy. Very good questions. What's next? Who we got? Now then, lads. There he is. How we're doing?
Starting point is 00:54:47 Hello? Can we get a typo, negative episode, please? That's not a question. That's a demand. Oh. So, you don't even know, brother. I don't know. We're not going to say much. Yeah. The surviving members have been... We're in touch. We're in touch. That's horny. That's all we got. It's coming.
Starting point is 00:55:08 And then the question is, it's a hard one. It's difficult for me personally as well as a big fan. Favorite type of negative song? Song? Sound? What is anesthesia from Life is killing me? Good choice. Easy.
Starting point is 00:55:20 I wake up thinking about what's my favorite time. For me, it's gravity. Without a doubt. Yeah, yeah, sweet. Mine's prelude to agony. Prelude to agony. That's a really good one. Love You to Death was the one that got me.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Yeah. That made me go, oh, wait, they're not just black number one, you know? Yeah. for anybody on the fence about typo negative listen to our get off the fence get off the fence listen to October rust
Starting point is 00:55:42 it's a beautiful record truly beautiful and that's the one that got me but then gravity all about killing yourself that was the one that I probably I don't want to say identify with the most
Starting point is 00:55:53 but it was the one that I've 100% yeah yeah so that's my answer for sure anesthesia are the lyrics I've ripped off the most times in a row I've taken every line and turn it into an entire
Starting point is 00:56:05 song. So that's my pick. Great question. Thank you. Great question. But yeah, they're coming. You'll see. I'm looking forward to it. Sorry, my name is. What do we got? Hey, I appreciate the Frankfurt shout out first. You got it. Great airport. Great airport. Great airport. I've slept
Starting point is 00:56:19 days in that airport. And also greatest football team Europe, so nobody can say you about that. Okay, I've been told that I'm supposed to be a wolves fan. So if there's any wolves heads in the room. Yeah, nobody cares. I'm a wolf's guy. Where are they from again? Who?
Starting point is 00:56:36 Wolf Hampton? I've heard him say it three times. Wolverhampton. Oh, okay. That is what you were saying. I did hear that. I'm a wolves man. I don't know anything about him.
Starting point is 00:56:50 Love him. Well, I got a pretty superficial question because I appreciate all the deep talk. But we all know you're calling you're a massive guy. But 90% of your massiveness is your shirt cut out. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:01 What's your technique? How do you do it? Brother. so it doesn't slip so you look like a giant. I thought you'd never ask. Tell us. We all want to know. We all want to know.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Real quick. He didn't bring enough t-shirts with him. He texted our group chat this morning and said, do you guys think boots has scissors? So I'm sure it's fresh on the mud. It's an ancient technique I've been working on for years now. My passed down generation to generation a thousand years, from my great-grandfather, who was Irish.
Starting point is 00:57:38 I'm working on a solution to everybody's. I'm working on a little template that you can line up. You know those folders? You put a T-shirt on, and then it's folded? But that's me. I do. So, you know that most people think you cut on the seam. That's what I do.
Starting point is 00:57:58 That's where you're wrong. You're not wrong. You're doing great. I look great. He looks good. Okay. This thing here. You see this?
Starting point is 00:58:05 If I were to cut this, I would start about right there, right? About an inch away from the, what is this, collar? We use centimeters here. What? We use centimeters here. One inch. So one inch from the collar right here. And it goes like this.
Starting point is 00:58:20 You go like this. Here, spread your arm. Oh, my God. You start here. Move your gorgeous hair. Sorry, Beau. Start here. Boom.
Starting point is 00:58:29 Oh. See, that's the problem. So you got to be real careful. You don't want to cut the- Sometimes you're going to lose some. The logo. You would lose this right here and you'd go into that around there.
Starting point is 00:58:37 If it was flat. The trick is starting right there. Okay? Then you go vertical. Horizontal. It's over. Like a 90 degree. Just cut at the sleeve hemps.
Starting point is 00:58:49 It works. So your tits won't fall out. You got to accept that your tits are going to fall out. Okay? Mine are out been out this whole time. There's no shame. Free of the people.
Starting point is 00:59:01 Exactly. I appreciate. Thank you. Appreciate you. Feeling Dank. We got a Yankees hat. You're from New York? No, I'm from Sturgeley, bro. I know you're going to love this question, but your top three karaoke songs.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Oh. Okay, so we went to karaoke. Yeah, I saw the video last night. And it was a, it was like a mostly Chinese, like it was in Chinatown. I'm not trying to say anything offensive. I don't know what is or isn't, but it was mostly a Chinese, like Chinese artists. Whatever, Chinese pop. They auto play Chinese songs if you don't pick something.
Starting point is 00:59:37 So, so we're, but the whole day we're like, we're singing Oasis and Morrissey. That's fucking it. They had one Morrissey song and a bunch of like, Oasis songs that I did. The hits only, you know. But what I was looking for, I have three typically on the top of my head. Use your love by the outfield. I don't want to use your love tonight. You guys are amazing.
Starting point is 01:00:04 You guys are good. That one is probably my favorite. It's really high. It's like really high, you know. But I love that song. Take Me Home Tonight by Eddie Money. Take me home tonight. I don't want to let you go to you.
Starting point is 01:00:21 She's it. She nailed it. And then I looked for it the other night and they didn't have it. I, fuck. I honestly, he was in the Eagles, but it's Boys of Summer. Nobody on the road. Oh, no, they had it. Don Henley.
Starting point is 01:00:38 That's Don Henley? That is Don Henley. The Eagles guy? Yeah. What? That's his solo shit. I thought the Eagles fucking sucked. So boys are somewhere, I could see you.
Starting point is 01:00:47 Great song. You're brown skin, shouting, and, you know. They didn't have that, but what they had was a remix by a guy named DJ Sammy. Yeah, we didn't know who that is, but we were like, yo, DJ Sammy's the shit. And it's like, I can't see you. He was losing his fucking line. I was moving faster than I've ever moved. He was doing TikTok dances and shit.
Starting point is 01:01:14 He was going out of... Unbelievable. Incredible. So those are probably my three. So DJ Sammy Boys of Summer. Do you know what Boys of Summer? Do you know what Boys of Summer is about? This is going to be so disappointing.
Starting point is 01:01:26 I'm going to ruin this song. It's about baseball. It's about the baseball team leaving his shitty Lake Town. And just like, oh, I'm sad. Fuck you. You guys like... baseball? You do? No. What the
Starting point is 01:01:41 fuck? Come on. You got history. Yeah. Yeah. They were all on our flight. The whole flight was Chicago Cubs hats and the biggest Chicago Cup rivalry are the Cardinals. It's fun. My favorite karaoke songs are Boys to Men. It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.
Starting point is 01:02:04 My Way, Frank Sinatra. Which, you know. Dude, he was singing my way. He was right before the crescendo. The big moment. Like right there, you know? And they cut the off. He did not have it his way. They have a no-covering frank policy, because it can't be done.
Starting point is 01:02:23 Number three would be preferably with a female companion. Hello. Evanescence. Oh. Bring me to work. I didn't know. Hey, quick Bruce LePage story, his favorite artist on Earth? Amy Lee from Evan essence.
Starting point is 01:02:45 That's an actual fact. That's a true story. Yes, signed records. Dude, I went to this thing called Aftershock Fest. A big festival in Sacramento where Evan essence played and I just thought like, I'll go watch a song. Unbelievable. Did they close with Brimbing Back Club? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:02 You bet your ass. It was unbelievable. Anyway, those are three good songs. It's a subject very important to me, the subject that we've discussed on Twitter. What do you have against mayonnaise? and hot dogs. Mains on hot dogs? Yes.
Starting point is 01:03:20 Everything. You listen. You had me and then you lost me even more. I'll answer your question in a more in the roundabout way in that. I don't like mayonnaise or ranch, which I don't think you guys really
Starting point is 01:03:34 have every, but he's fucking obsessed with. Caesar dressing, sour cream, any of that shit. Some Alfred Give me your from software games cheer list. He literally said, you literally said, like, hours ago, like, I need a new firm software game.
Starting point is 01:03:55 I, I, I, yeah, you said top three, right? Cheer list or the top? Tier list. From the bottom, Dark Souls 2. Yes. Dark Souls 1. No, no, hear me. Demon Souls over, Dark Souls 1.
Starting point is 01:04:13 Okay. Am I wrong? You're talking just the music or the game? Oh, are you talking scores? No, no, the games. Okay, sorry, sorry. I'm misunderstood. Sorry.
Starting point is 01:04:21 Dark Souls 3? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Sekito. Mm-hmm. Eldon Ring. Mm-hmm. Bloodborne.
Starting point is 01:04:30 Okay, yeah. Okay. Bloodborn is about Manchester, UK. You guys remember it. Is it? It's a modern look into what it would like if, if werewolves won World War II, instead of regular guys. Check it out.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Great question. Best one, maybe. Thank you. Who we got? Right over there? Oh. Bain shirt. Bain is back.
Starting point is 01:04:59 What everybody think of the Bain set? We didn't even talk about it. Yeah! I said to Aaron that I cried. Like, no, in there, back together. Anyways, my name is Jeff. I'm from the Philippines. Wow.
Starting point is 01:05:10 Shout out of Philippines. Yeah. Wow. I just wanted to ask, Because hardcore is at a point where it's huge now. Any country in Southeast Asia paid, where would you go? Because hardcore legends are like talked about there, but because Southeast Asia is such an anomaly,
Starting point is 01:05:29 no one knows about it. It's only blown up now, but like loyal to the grave from Japan, Chalki, Koki Koki from Philippines, they're fucking legends. But yeah, just wondering what Southeast Asian country. Philippines has a really great karaoke culture If you guys want to I toured Southeast Asia in 2015 Harmsway did a big big boy out there
Starting point is 01:05:52 We played Malaysia, Thailand Singapore and Malaysia again So not that big I suppose Yeah but I went there Saw the culture, met the people Loved it Kuala Lumpur Was one of the wildest places have ever been
Starting point is 01:06:11 I also heard that Jakarta is like a crazy place to play. Yeah, huge. You can't post any tour flyer without come to Malaysia or come to Indonesia. So that would be number of, you know, come to Philippines I have not gotten personally. Come to Malaysia, I get about four times a day. So have to do that. Top three rap sets from this weekend. What were your top three?
Starting point is 01:06:35 Death grips was... Death grips? Well, they're like legendary. I've seen death grits before. I've ever seen by quite some distance. Amazing. Tallyable yesterday afternoon on the second stage. Would you call Machine Girl? Is that rap?
Starting point is 01:06:49 No. No, right? Yeah, see, I don't know. They're just wild. Crazy guy. Yeah, I don't know. Denzel himself was quite good as well. Who?
Starting point is 01:06:59 Denzel himself. Oh. Denzel Curry? No. There's another. There were the other Denzel. There were two Denzel's the first time ever in history. And also, do you fuck with Grinco?
Starting point is 01:07:09 Yeah. Grindcore? Yeah. What am I a piece of shit? Of course it. I just never hear you mention it on the show. I play in a grindcore band. I don't know if you...
Starting point is 01:07:20 Have you heard of Dead Body? I don't know that. Dead Body is a band. Yeah, that he plays in. He's just doesn't come much on the show. You know. Yeah, what are you... Brutal Truth, one of the greatest bands of all time.
Starting point is 01:07:31 Napal and Death. Yeah, there you go. I almost genuinely said them about when it came to UK hardcore bands because they're, they're fucking core, you know what I mean? It's there.
Starting point is 01:07:43 Thank you. Who's next? We like you too. You too. Fuck with you two. Is that one of them bands? Oh, because of the Sunday, Buddy Sunday. Get over it.
Starting point is 01:07:54 It's a good song. I know. So am I. Hello. Hello. What's your name? Where you from? Vinny.
Starting point is 01:08:01 I'm from Sicily by living London. Another Sicilian. That's cool. All right? Friend of the show. Thank you. I'm trying to put this nicely. What you think about food portion sides in Europe compared to America?
Starting point is 01:08:17 How do you think he gets so big? We eat and we stay eating, brother. Food portion size in Europe compared to the U.S.? Yeah, exactly that. The large here, the large Duncan would send you into cardiac arrest in Boston, Massachusetts. Here. Fucking cardiac arrest kid. Cardiac arrest, that's right.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Right. You just, I mean, we just get more stuff, so it's not really a problem. I'll just get another thing. Yeah, we just end up buying more food, which, hey. But I will say, and I, I, you can attest, I said this. I have chronic heartburn, I take a medicine for it every day. Haven't had to take it once since I've been here. I've also gone down like four. Yeah, our pants, our pants are all loose on us and stuff. It's, I've been here for four days. Things are happening inside. my body, so I don't know. It's for the best. Enjoy your small portions here. You're benefiting from
Starting point is 01:09:15 it greatly every day. You'll laugh last shortly. But I wish there was more. I'm hungry. I'm starving right now. We had Greg's like eight hours ago. We had a couple, we ordered six sausage rolls, and the girl looked at me like I had six heads.
Starting point is 01:09:35 Six pounds. It was six pounds. He ate like a god. So the portions are fine. Cool. Thank you very much. You're very welcome. All right, last question. Who got it? Where does Greg's place on the tier list?
Starting point is 01:09:46 That's actually, honestly, like, wherever Duncan is, like a firm B, probably. Low B, high C. Mid C. For the value that you get? You got to think about what I'm getting one thing there, you know? Yeah. It's one great thing, but. But the value is fucking insane.
Starting point is 01:10:04 Yeah, you're right. Let's get it to Triple B hat man up front. Shout out to the scouse in the house. The one. Thank you, Dan. The one scousman. Dan, Dan did an incredible bit. Is anybody here from the tickets that we gave away?
Starting point is 01:10:19 Fuck. Dan did this incredible bit where we said that people could meet us at McDonald's and we'll give you free tickets to Outbreak Fest. Dan came up huffing and puffing, first person to be there, walked straight past us, goes into McDonald's. He was just like, hey, and just went into McDonald's. Legend. Amazing.
Starting point is 01:10:39 That's right. Go ahead, sir. What's your name? James. James, where you from? Manchester. I didn't fucking see you there, huh? He's from right here.
Starting point is 01:10:46 I've seen you both play this very... Yeah, crazy, right? You were here. My man. Unbelievable. James. Right, so I was curious having obviously played Outbreak before. I was just wondering if you've got any interesting stories from playing it as bands.
Starting point is 01:11:02 Interesting stories from playing with bands. I will say the last time we were here, it was to play Outbreak Fest. not a great tour as tours went when we have come here but Outbreak was the best show Was that because of you?
Starting point is 01:11:21 Were you there? Were you there? You weren't there You came here but not the fucking Outbreak The Outbreak Fest set that we played was the best set in the UK ever that we have played So if you were here for that
Starting point is 01:11:35 Thank you This is far and away my best memory of England in general. I've been a little too emotional to even real. Seriously, guys, we know that like,
Starting point is 01:11:50 we know that, you know, there was no real structure to this. We really kind of winged it because we didn't even know until almost today if we were going to do this. So thank you from the bottom of our hearts. This means the world to us.
Starting point is 01:12:03 We will for sure try to do it again and do it to other places. And if you see us, please say hi. I won't remember anyone's fucking name and I'm really sorry but it means the world to us for real.
Starting point is 01:12:15 Thank you. Everybody let's all stand everybody can we stand up and we're gonna do like the rock like the fucking hate breed pick you know? Is that cool?
Starting point is 01:12:26 So everybody like Come on get up you know what I mean? I'm on my phone trying to like stand up the table get it high Everybody ready?
Starting point is 01:12:40 Everybody ready? Everybody ready?

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