HardLore - Q&A Special
Episode Date: February 1, 2024Colin and Bo are back together at HardLore HQ so they figured they'd take this week to catch you all up on what they've had going on and do a special Q&A based on the questions that you all submitted ...to Discord and Twitter. HardLore Official Website/HardLore Records store: https://hardlorepod.com Join the HARDLORE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jA9rppggef This episode is brought to you by ATHLETIC GREENS! Try AG1 at athleticgreens.com/HARDLORE to receive a free 1-year supply of vitamin D and 5 travel packs of AG1. 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Next hardcore band to have their song featured in a Taco Bell commercial.
I can see Fleshwater.
Fleshwater big time.
Those are kind of dark-sighted, though.
Yeah, do, do, do, do, do, do-do, do-d-n-n-do-d-n-n-n-hose-casket.
Yeah.
You know, artist, video game, original soundtrack, Bloodborn, the Old Hunter's D.L.
Dude.
Doom.
Oh, my God.
Doom Eternal.
Down-out.
I'll tell you, Justin and I, at Close Casket, made a legitimate effort to put out the Doom Eternal soundtrack.
Unvital.
Where's your ideal coffee order?
Let's give each other's.
Yours is a cold brew with a splash by having it.
His is a cold brew with oat milk and a little bit of vanilla.
Much.
My guy.
Let's make history.
Hello,
welcome.
It's hard door time.
How are you,
I'm doing so well.
I'm in sunny Van Nuys.
It's hot today.
Warm.
77 degrees outside.
What are you going home to temperature-wise?
30s?
Cold.
But it's January.
I want it that way.
That's true.
If it's, if it was hot, you'd be upset.
It's unnatural.
You need to reset.
Well said.
I'll talk to you in June, see how you feel.
It's not going to be good.
You were here in June.
It wasn't good.
Well, welcome everyone.
Bo is here.
We're live from Hardlaw H.Q.
In Van Nuys California.
And, you know, we just figured it would be fun to sit and chat this week.
You know, have a nice Q&A.
Keep it casual.
Yeah, we went to Vegas.
We really did.
We shot a bunch of cool stuff in Vegas that I think you guys are going to really like.
Two of our best things.
Yeah.
Yeah, absolutely.
I was, I had one was CBGB's, the other was hebie-G-G-B-G-Z.
And once we really figured it out, yeah, thank you.
Once we figured it out, it was awesome.
I had a great time.
For both, really.
For both.
100%.
So for context, both of these things would have taken way too long to have ready by this Thursday.
And I didn't want to, like, smash them together as one thing.
No.
Because they're both so cool that they deserve their own spotlight.
Yeah.
But in Vegas, we went to both the punk rock museum, which I think we both probably had low expectations for.
Yeah.
When you hear about, oh, they have like punk stuff that you're imagining not something very in-depth.
I imagine some 41.
Yeah, exactly.
Offspring.
Et cetera.
Yeah, that kind of thing.
Yeah, that's good stuff.
Bangers.
Yeah, for sure.
So am I still waiting for this world to stop hating?
Bangor.
Right.
No warning.
No one ever survive.
Banger.
but we get there and there's like niche stuff.
It starts off with like four back-to-back hardcore rooms pretty much.
They like actual hardcore, things that we would all agree are hardcore.
And then it's also, it's cool because it's fat Mike.
It's a bunch of other people who I wasn't personally familiar with, except for Lisa who was like the main person at Warp Tour.
Like your contact.
Our contact at Warped Tour.
So it's like it's still pretty punk and pretty cool.
And dude, the people working were awesome.
Oh, loved them.
They were very accommodating.
Very accommodated.
They were, like, excited to have us there, even though they had no clue.
No clue.
Which was great.
The one girl, the first girl, I forget her name, but she was like, you're with the podcast?
All right.
She was like, yeah, I know.
And it was, but I was like, okay.
Can we come in?
She was like, yeah.
Yeah.
We didn't have a guide, so we were guiding ourselves.
So maybe we'll be your guides in the future.
We'll see.
Yeah.
So that was a lot of fun.
We should just get out of the way, the gambling exploits, because people are going to ask.
We'll make it quick.
Well, we were also there.
for AVN. Right, right, right. But I'm saying, we
gambled that night. Yeah.
That first night?
I'll tell you what.
Look, guys, it's the first question
here on the Q&A.
I went to the ATM
one time, this whole trip made me.
That is true. Before we went,
he texted me, as I was in my
lift on the way to the hotel from the airport,
he said, do not let me play
any locket link, which is
Huff and Puff, Eureka.
Biggie Banking, Eureka blast. Even that farm
game that I like all that.
Yeah, corn game, corn maze.
I had this, I was, I ran an experiment this weekend in Vegas, everybody.
No Locket Link.
And I am up.
We're back.
Where do we go?
Tell them where we went.
The first night?
Well, it was after the punk rock night.
Okay.
So punk rock museum was first.
Then we went to.
Binyons.
Was that binions?
Yeah, dude.
Well, we went to, we went to the Italian place, remember?
Oh, yeah.
Esther's Kitchen.
probably my favorite place from Vegas, I think.
Really good.
It's like my go-to.
Really good.
Big fan.
Went to Binions.
Because old Vegas is right there.
Guys, I'm an MGM lifer.
You know, Belagio, MGM Grand, Park MGM, Aria.
I usually stick to those.
And to the point where I've laughed at a place called Binions every time we pass it.
I've been mocking Binions for years.
And Binion, I'm part of the Binion Minion.
now.
I'm never going anywhere.
I'm going old Vegas only.
What I saw,
I've seen this man go through some things.
What I saw happen was unbelievable.
It was crazy.
One of the Twitter responses in regards to this was,
you know, how much money,
how does it feel being up so much money
knowing how much Colin lost, like directed to me
and simply not the case this time.
I,
I was infallible.
Dude.
It was like in Caddy Shepard.
when the priest is golfing?
Yes.
Or shenan-na-na-na-a.
Yeah, and that, yeah, the good Lord would never interrupt the best game of my life.
That's how it felt.
I sat down at every machine, lost about $100, and then won about $500.
With the exception of the samurai machine.
That was awesome.
He sat down, put in his ticket that already had a few hundred on it, and hit $600.
It was awesome.
The first spin.
First spin. Like a $3 bet, too.
Which is, that's rare.
So something was in the air of binions that night.
Thank God.
I'm down about $500.
So yeah, and that's about how it went for the rest of the trip.
So I'm up.
Yeah.
And that's all we got for gambling this time.
I'm way up.
Everything's on the way out of Vegas on the way home.
We stopped.
Yeah.
Oh my God.
It's on the way home and the same thing.
Whiskey Pete's for anybody who's driven from Vegas to L.A.
There's like this like, who the hell would stay here kind of place?
About an hour maybe?
Yeah, if that.
45 minutes.
Yeah.
Where you go, why is anybody stopping here?
It's right before it.
Because they got the dancing and restaurant.
Rio machine that cleaned your boy up.
It was great.
It was beautiful.
And then the Avian Awards were Friday.
That was the hardest hard lores worked.
Truly.
In a long time.
And it was so worth it.
It was awesome.
You guys will see all about it.
But we had a great time.
Everybody was really cool.
We met.
We talked to such stars as Lily Lou,
Adeline Star, Alex Cole,
Connie Perignon,
Vanne Bardot,
Kenzie,
Taylor, Brittany Andrews, and much more.
This was all, this was all coordinated by our good buddy, Kyah Eve.
Unbelievable help.
And our buddy Heaven, who just truly, like, we were so shy and shell-shocked and scared
at this thing that, like, if they had not talked to these people for us, it never would
happened.
And it turned into probably the single, like, most fun thing we've ever made.
It was awesome.
So you guys will see about that.
We won't talk.
We won't spoil.
anything, but it was really cool. You're going to like it. And you know what? If you're a little bit
of a prude, you're going to be fine. Yeah, because that's, we were two, and we'll spoil
one thing. Okay. Obviously, we were there to find the identity behind hardlore.com. That was the
mission. Which is a site not owned by us. It's a site that more, and more in line with what's happening
at the Avian Awards. Frodo and Sam, we're on our way to Lord War. And speaking of which,
we asked every single one of them
if they preferred extended
or theatrical order to the rings
and I shit you not
90% of them
had a detailed nuanced answer
to why they had a preference
either way
they had a reason
and it was awesome
things incredible
anyway let's let's
now to the Q&A
thank you all
well we should talk
we should also talk about
the Cosmic Joke show
we should catch up to today
yeah the Cosmic Joke record release
was was on Saturday
it was beautiful
Morrissey canceled
that you are the quarry at the forum.
So I was able to go.
Special night.
The special night.
Every band was cool.
The vibe was great.
It was just like a celebratory thing.
It was a celebratory thing.
It was the same room that their music video was shot in,
that their empty room music video was shot in,
was an oversold, sold out.
It's a beautiful thing.
It was my first time there.
I like that venue quite a bit.
Record store was awesome.
There was a food fest going on.
That was crazy.
So many friends.
It was beautiful.
And then the next day was Kale's Memorial,
which was brutal, brutal, but beautiful.
Beautiful.
Really a wonderful thing.
And after that, we got steak last night, and here we are.
That was awful.
Don't go to the smokehouse in Burbank.
You don't need to go there.
The cheese bread is pretty good.
Cheese bread was pretty good.
Cut the side of my lip, but, you know, whatever.
It's fine.
Anyway.
Now it's Q&A time, guys.
Don't go to the smokehouse in Burbank.
rank. Go to Sujita instead.
Okay. First
question. What's up, man? That's my
question. Sanity. Love you, buddy.
Not much. Just here doing
an episode with Bo.
How was the gambling in Vegas?
The best ever. I'm infallible,
young man. It was unbelievable.
Terry Carroll asked,
what is slash was it like
being signed to Metal Blade? Two very different answers.
Two very different answers. Why don't you go ahead since you're still signed
there? Metal Blade
opened up a lot of doors for us.
Metal Blade gave us some opportunities, whether it be financial or tour-wise through association.
There are people, much like in hardcore, people can see a Triple B logo and be like, I don't know what that is.
I should check it out.
There are people who feel the same way about Metal Blade.
Right.
So they'll see, we use the- Maybe not the pirate one.
We use the guillotine logo.
Which is back.
Which is back, because it's the best fucking one.
I like the ax.
He likes the accent.
I'm a hell of weights guy.
And there you go.
I'm a go. I'm a go-go-go-dow guy.
And they'll see that and want to check it out.
And they'll see us opening for Cannibal Corpse and Hate Eternal and go, oh, sick.
I'm going to check that out of them.
It's our second LP with them.
They have definitely been, I would say, an important step for the band.
They got a lot of stuff on their plate and they got huge bands on their plate.
So, of course, there's going to be like areas where they're focusing.
And we need to kind of figure shit out on our own.
And that's where management comes in.
And that's where management comes in.
And Jimmy V, the best in the biz.
Gets it down every time.
Lord knows he does.
So we've been happy.
How do you feel?
You know, I don't have any bands on there anymore.
Twitching Tungs was signed a metal blade for disharmony and gaining purpose.
You know, both were, both had their struggles.
Disarmony, like had, you know, had the big lineup change.
happened right before it came out,
um,
which they were
really supportive of.
Because the same thing happened to
Cannibal Corpse at one point.
Right. Right. Um, you know, like what they moved,
they moved the whole band to Tampa. Chris Barnes quit.
Yeah, what? It was just Alex and the drummer. Yeah. And they're,
they're, they're panicking to the same people were panicking to.
Interesting. And you know, and they're assuring them like, guys, no, like this is,
this is the beginning. Right. And in Cannibal Corp's case, that really was the case.
like they what they've done since like in the corpse grinder era is to me what defines cannibal corpse
100% Rutan
yeah that motherfucker redefines cannibal corpse every time he picks up a guitar unbelievable
goat goat one of the straight up dude um was um not to interrupt but when did gaining purpose
come out 28 March 2018 so we were briefly on the same label yeah right right at the end yeah
and and I remember post-human was done after gaining purpose and came out first and we were like fuck man
huh right because I don't I don't I think post-human was 2017 and no it was 2018 oh was
it was but it was early 20th I think it was January February and we were March so I remember
being I remember being like fuck they got us um which didn't I mean I mean I
I don't think that was a huge, but like post-human was tremendously successful on its own merits
by the, by just the songs rocking and the record rocking.
I agree.
Gaining purpose, not really the same.
I think maybe we have a tendency of choosing the wrong single every time.
We always choose the wrong first single.
Like, in love there's no law, first single was in love there's no law, which in retrospect,
pretty crazy move to not just make it as just.
Disholmany first single was disharmony, which probably the one time we made the right.
move but maybe the consensus is that we made the wrong record.
Gaining purpose, first single was Hara Kiri, which is like not a song we play.
The video was kind of.
Video was like silly and hokey, but like I still love.
Oh, it's awesome, but depending on the message you're doing.
Exactly.
And you know, it was like it was like highly, the first time we really dabbled in political
lyrics at all, which I don't even know if I'm intelligent enough to do to this day,
other than finish the job, which is just kill them all.
Yeah, right.
but you know and and to be real with you disharmony
Paris in the last episode was talking about how matched killer got 28 grand
and how that wasn't a lot in 1995
we didn't get half that yeah and then for the second one we got even less
we had to take a reduction because disarmony underperformed
that's my answer worst injuries you've sustained while playing your own set
this is hardcore 2012
or 14.
Oh, I think it was 14.
I've talked about how I had an ingrown toenail
the whole set.
And then lasted the whole set.
And Jeremy from Lifeless,
last song put his whole body weight
onto that thing.
And it was, I think it was like the worst,
it's like searing single second of pain of everything.
Is there a video of that?
It's in there.
Of that moment?
I don't,
I've never found it.
I don't want to care to relive it.
But it's,
it was like,
it was like,
my world turned black and white for a second.
I have,
I always have like a back or a knee thing.
Like maybe once a tour.
I've definitely cut like my knuckle and stuff open.
Nothing too bad.
Rolled an ankle,
maybe.
James and I collided once in Australia,
and I think I was a little concussed,
I think,
because I felt nauseous afterwards for a little while,
you know?
There was a time in,
I found out a really,
so I'm allergic to,
a certain kind of anesthesia, whatever the most common one is.
I react really strangely to certain opiates if I've ever had pain kills.
I love ancillors.
Or anything like that.
One time Chris had had his tonsils removed.
Or no, I'm sorry, his wisdom teeth removed.
And he had, I think, Vicodin and left over.
I threw my back out in New York so bad that I could barely walk.
Like, truly terrible.
And this was 2015.
He gave me a half of a 2.5 milligram.
Interesting.
It kept me up all night.
Really?
I could not see.
It isn't the whole point as you go to bed.
Certain, my mom's the same way.
So my mom could never do pain pills.
The Bowen side.
We don't,
we don't fuck with that.
The Irish side.
As the same thing with that Craitam shit.
Oh.
I took some for like inflammation.
I thought,
oh,
to help my knees.
It keeps me up,
makes me puke.
Makes me like kind of freak out.
So I can't do any of that stuff.
That sucked.
I'm,
I'd be sleeping.
Anesthesia,
I'm out.
The sleep,
I don't,
the day that I got my appendectomy.
Yeah.
I don't think I've slept right since.
Oh, well, dude, I mean, I remember them being like countdown from 10 and you're like,
and you're just gone.
But that sleep I got is the only time in my whole life I think I've woken up refreshed.
I woke up vomiting.
Really?
I was dizzy from that anesthesia for about a week.
Well, you know the video that I took after my appendectomy where I'm like, I don't have an appendix?
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That was like genuine joy.
a high
a super high genuine joy guy
high for the first time
how was the porn dimension
it was the best thing we've ever done
it was the most it was the
warmest most welcoming
community we've ever
involved with it was insane
so if you think of going to like
some kind of big metal fest
yeah we're talking essentially to the
talent right yeah we're talking to fucking
Glenn Benton
corpse grinder yeah
and Randy Blyfe.
Now, those last two would be dope.
I don't know, Glenn at all.
I've met the other two.
But, you know, at most of these.
No, I mean, in terms of sheer scale,
like, for sure, in terms of where you're going.
So what I mean is at those things,
it's going to be a little weird and be a little like,
what, like, what do you, why are you talking to me about Lord of the Rings?
Yeah.
Not the case.
Not the case.
They were so excited to just, like,
be humans talking about whatever with us.
Like, we asked them what their favorite thing was.
And a lot of them were like,
Oh, shit.
Cats.
A lot of them.
It's like wrestling where they can stop being the undertaker and be normal, you know.
Except for one.
Except for one.
Who owned us?
It was like, we were like, oh shit, the smartest person I've ever talked to.
Master Killer of Slayer albums, great question.
It is random.
It's genre defining, error defining, predates everything, but does everything.
Some would say Master Killer is the rain and blood of heartburn.
core, you know, and not
the, not Master Kitten, Rain and Blood being the
Master Killer of Slayer albums.
Yeah, absolutely. And maybe, you know,
and that's a stretch, of course,
because Master Killer is defining
things like now
to, for, because we're
a fully
operating propaganda machine here
every week saying,
Asa Killa! Yeah, saying you need to listen to it.
That was German accent.
It's raining blood. Yeah, 100%.
100%. Uh, how many,
10 year olds do you think you could take in a fight this is funny because this is edited because i saw this
earlier and it was nine year olds but that is different you get no weapons it's just you and your
bare hands every time you knock down one down two more spawn in their place so i used to be a daycare
counselor i used to work at a daycare before and after school 10 though summer school so we had fifth
graders okay it's k through five that's 10 i have done this math in my head it's okay i'm in the
gym because the daycare was always in the gym these little fuckers are running through the door yeah
What can I do?
I think maybe 10.
10?
Like not, but like as they're coming, the first couple, they're done.
Oh, yeah.
And it's not until there's two or more where you're like, ah, get off.
Yeah, I know.
They have a lot of energy.
And I remember being 10 and like being a little fucker and thinking like, I could probably take that old man.
But if you get clocked in the nose as a 10 year old, you're done.
You're done.
You're crying.
You're crying.
And they are, they could hit you.
Yeah.
But they're not going to hurt you.
Yeah.
You'd like, ah.
10 is, just 10's not that many.
I know it's not.
Because I'm telling you, I was a big 10 year old.
Yeah.
I was, you know what?
I don't know, 100 pounds or something?
Like, I was not, I, I did all my growing by high school.
So I was basically this size by high school.
I was a bigger kid.
You had no weapons, just your bare hands.
Every time you went.
I think I could do.
You could pick one up.
I think I could do 200.
All right.
This next week on Arborra.
Colin kills 200.
10 year olds.
This is definitely a thing where
it's the opposite of diminishing returns.
So someone like Brody would do
way more than
you who would, I believe
you would do more than me.
I genuinely believe that if...
We'd get tired and they don't.
That's the thing. They'll just swarm you.
I think I could do 10, 12, maybe.
I think you would get to around 20, genuinely.
200. 20 times 10.
Agreed.
Next question.
Agreed to agree.
What are you going?
two Chinese food orders.
Depends on where I'm going.
I'm a big...
Is it white people Chinese?
Because if so, then it's half chamein, half white rice,
triple orange chicken.
If it's the real deal,
I'm a big steamed dumpling guy.
Love a dumpling.
I love a steamed dumpling, not a fried dumpling.
Not a fried dumpling.
I like them soft and steamy.
I like any kind of like
orange chicken type thing,
but like, but not just.
just orange, but like the like orange peel
or like the queen chicken
or whatever that
kind of acidic fried chicken dish
would be. I like a beef and brock.
I like a sechral.
I love like a dry Chinese food.
Spicy.
My mouth destroyed a water.
That's good stuff.
Love a lo-main, like a chicken lo-main
or something, you know.
Probably the whitest answer.
It's fine.
But hey, it's good.
We are where we are.
And they make good shit.
Favorite meal in Vegas?
Ever is a place called Delmonico's.
Best experience was beauty in Essex, thanks to a friend of everything, Chris Santos.
Right.
He just had us at his restaurant, had the band in his restaurant.
It was just like an amazing experience.
I recently went and like paid for a meal, you know?
It felt great.
At Delmonicos.
Oh, good.
Just felt like, yeah.
What about this time around?
This time around, I loved the buffet, dude.
We went to the buffet at Caesars because the one of the wind was closed and, dude, our waitress server?
She was incredible.
She was so sweet.
Tell the story about the briscus guy.
Oh, yeah, the guy cutting the lamb was like a guy who used to tour with Madball or something.
And he saw my breakdown shirt and he was like, what, he said, what brand is that?
And I said, it's breakdown, New York hardcore.
And he's like, yeah, he used to throw a madball.
I was like, well, okay.
You're getting six rack a lamb.
Yeah.
And he gave me six ragged one.
And the lamb was the best part.
It was the lamb and the pork.
Yeah.
The cubed pork.
And then I walked up to the creme brulee guy.
They're still torsing them.
And he hands everybody one around me.
Hands Matt one.
Hands the lady that comes up to me in front of me.
I get there.
He hands me five of them.
How can that be?
He just puts five on the plate.
Matt and James both saw it happen.
And I walked away.
He went, you want more?
No.
It was like, well, maybe.
Because they were closing.
Oh, I see.
So they're getting rid of the deal.
They just get rid of him, and he knew he found his guy.
Yeah.
Love of Cremberle.
I had nine different desserts.
They were all good, minus one.
But I had nine.
Crembleu was fantastic.
It was.
All of them.
The cone, and he had the cone, too.
The cone was good, the espresso cone.
So we love the Caesar's buffet.
Very good.
Would Bo ever want to do vocals in a band?
Let me answer this, Bo.
He does.
It's called Wolf Note.
But like a heavy band,
I probably would or could
I think you would sound great
yeah I think I think I wouldn't could
but I've just not
I've been in a creative slump for 30
33 years
and your back's in shambles
my back is in shambles but first
so first person sings along and hangs
on your back yeah
I think you could and should
but yeah look at listen to wolf note
I get a email that says like
Wolf notes September and rewind and it's like
three lists
Or you get the band camp sales
Lifetime sales
And it would be like lifetime sales
346 bucks
Month sales zero
I get about six of them a month
We were not on the Viva la Vinyl message board right
Nope
Never heard of that in my life
I was into vinyl
Really early on
Sold a bunch of shit and then kind of got back into it
Within the last few years
We did not look up all lives work after Avian
We knew her before
okay where we know her personally rank post black metal
black album Metallica records
it's uh actually I'll go reload load
reload load yeah
hardwired
you over death magnetic
death magnetic seasoned and then
hardwired the song
what is it called
soldier soul pick the high roll
that song is that's the best
I'm off to the thing I think that's single
best post black album song.
Really? Yeah. Better than the
the like radio hits of load and reload?
100%. Well, because it's like a metal song.
Yeah. Yeah. It's an actual, it's a metallic
song. It has the
Bona no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Yeah, it has.
But oh, no, no, no, no, no, as a pre-cores.
Yeah. That's, they did all the, that core,
that hook is incredible.
But then they know, the song's nine minutes long and they just
do the whole thing twice. But I think the parts in there,
fantastic. I would go hard,
wired, load, reload, death magnetic.
You know what?
I might go hardwired death magnetic, load, reload.
Wow.
I don't think any of them are fully good.
No, none of them are fully good, but I do think reload is better than load.
Strange.
You know what?
I might go Stanger, hardwired, death magnetic, load, reload.
Have you ever gotten through Stanger?
In one listen, never.
It's...
In 30 listens?
Never.
I would say it's one of the...
most difficult things. It's so cool.
I'm so glad it exists.
And here's like, this thing's driving me crazy.
And then you put it on with
the boys and you realize frantic's
the best song ever. Does it make you
appreciate?
Like does
yeah, frantic or fucking
sane anger or amber?
Sweet amber. Sweet. How sweet
are you?
Does that make you? Sweet does it get?
Appreciate battery.
You know what I mean?
Like does it work that way?
Well, it's just you put battery on you go,
how is this the same guy?
Shit.
Anyway.
Stanger number one.
Any chance for an episode soon where you all break down the logistics of touring?
How would that?
We've definitely did that.
Yeah, what would you want?
That was one of our earlier episodes where we did the,
our guide did touring.
Yeah.
So it's out there.
Do you mean, they might mean logistics with like booking and stuff,
which there are many tiers of that.
That's a whole other.
There's where a new band with a demo,
while you got to have friends,
the next city over.
That's how it starts.
Or know someone who knows someone,
you know.
And then it goes all the way up to...
Or logistics as in getting show to show.
Getting show to show and we're to sleep.
We're to sleep.
We've done that.
It's out there.
We're working on something.
We can do a 2.0 someday.
We're working on something down the line
that will help with that.
What's your drumming warm up and practice routine?
I do not warm up.
You really not?
Not at all.
No, I'll do.
I'll stretch my calves a little bit, and then I'll just do the, like,
but I don't do the, like, hour on the pad before anything.
Maybe I, maybe if I did, I'd be better, but we play five times a year, so who cares?
Practice is more, it's more rehearsal.
Like, if we have something coming up, we'll play two or three times, and then we'll play.
But it's, I don't practice nearly enough.
I barely consider myself a drummer at this point.
I play when I need to, you know?
Watch like Batman.
Yeah.
One are you guys trying to foot long cookie at Subway?
Okay, listen.
Obviously, I hate Subway, but their cookies go.
So I would try it.
Yeah.
You're right?
I would too.
Top five choruses all time.
This is big.
This is a whole episode.
We should have prepped for this.
Okay, but off the top of your head is good.
Toto Africa.
Yeah, it was the first one I thought.
Yeah.
The promise one in Rome.
Sorry that I'm just thinking on the ride was to say.
I know they don't sound.
I plan them to be me.
And if I had to walk the world,
I'd make you fall for me.
I promise.
I promise you, I will.
That's the one.
Keep going.
You got two.
I got two bangers.
Okay.
You will edit you and make you.
Oh, I'm not going to cut this.
Watch this.
There will be no cuts.
I'm going to say Michael Jackson,
Earth song.
It's just melody.
There's no words.
goes, ah,
and then it goes,
ah,
I think that's one of the greatest choruses ever.
Oh, fuck, man.
Orises.
Lady Gaga,
Venus.
When you touch me,
I die,
just a little inside.
I wonder if this could be love,
this could be love,
because you're out of this world,
galaxy space time.
I wonder if this could be love,
this could be love.
All right, that's enough.
Number four, number five.
Yeah.
These are all subject to change.
These are all gonna change.
What's like a great melodic metal chorus?
Oh.
You know?
Yeah.
I, the master killer,
strike you down.
That's a good one.
What are some of yours?
Want to dance with somebody, Whitney Houston.
Oh, fuck.
In Your Eyes, Peter Gabriel.
Higher love, Steve Winwood.
Bring me a Diet Coke by Steve Woodman.
Let's see.
I, going away to college by Blinkwin-82, it's on Enema.
I just think it's a really nice chorus.
For that kind of music, it's like as good as it's going to get.
And then, dude, for metal, Rainbow in the Dark.
Brother.
He had something, huh?
Dude, Dio is unbelievable.
Yeah, imagine replacing the best guy ever and doing a really good job.
That means you're the best guy ever.
I went to a casino in Milwaukee the other night and walked into a room where there was a cover band.
Walked in during an Iron Maiden cover at the time.
The minute I sat down in a machine and started playing, they started playing Holy Diver.
Big pop in the room, too, which was cool.
And I hit 200 bucks.
Dude, that just reminded me.
when I sat down at the Mega Bucks machine
and you give love a bad name
started playing.
Yeah, that's right.
That's a fucking hook.
We listen to exclusively Cromax,
Bon Jovi, and Wesley Willis.
Wesley Willis.
Oh, there's one.
There's a great chorus.
The chicken cow.
The chicken cow.
That's a good one.
Suck of Caribou's ass is a great one.
Or the vultures, the vultures.
The vultures.
The vultures, the vultures, the vultures ate my bad ass up.
That's a good one.
All right.
Favorite music and or hardcore documentary, it's some kind of monster.
Oh, wow.
For non-hardcore, some kind of monster.
For hardcore, I think the America's hardcore documentary has nuggets that are really cool,
for the most part, it kind of sucks.
Another state of mind is like half fake and half real,
but with the commentary on with the Stein brothers from Youth Brigade, it's amazing.
And Ian McFarland's The Godfathers of Hardcore.
Oh.
Unbelievable.
And until, of course, the Hardlore Chronicles come out.
Yeah, yeah.
The Hardler Chronicles.
Don't you worry about it.
New York Hardler Chronicles, which I can't call because I don't, I want Drew Stone to like us.
I think it'll just be called New York Hard lore.
Yeah.
Yeah.
New York Hard lore Chapter 3, Stigma in Manhattan.
Just wait, man.
Just you wait.
Top.
Oh, if you had to choose an existing song as your race.
wrestling walkout music, what would it be?
An existing song?
Yeah.
I,
the master.
I mean, honestly, time ends is a great.
Time ends is a great one.
Yeah, you walk out then, you know?
It's an amazing song.
Death camps.
Age of Quarrel would be a good one, too.
Just coming out to.
Yeah, yeah, that'd be pretty.
That would be good.
Or literally any,
any hate breed song.
Name one.
Yeah.
It's a perfect wrestling entrance.
Yeah.
Proven would be good.
Perseverance will be good.
I will be heard as like built for that.
Yeah.
The pop immediately would be insane.
Oh, man.
Kind of got a little chills.
Wolverine Blues would be really good.
Uh,
uh,
organic,
uh,
cannel mass,
uh,
intro into well of souls
would be crazy.
If you're like a spooky goth
ass beater,
that's for you.
That might be me.
Top five metalcore
slash adjacent records
from your friends,
Belmora.
Hey,
boy.
Hey, Belmora.
Caven, till your heart stops.
Cavan beyond hypothermia.
Cavan, Jupiter.
I would say at the gates.
That's mellow death, dude.
You think so? You wouldn't call that metalcore?
Melodic death metal.
That's the age of coral of melodic death metal.
The master killer.
The master killer of melodic death.
So what is metalcore defined it for me then?
I just think you know it when you hear it.
And I know it when I hear Cavan until your heart stops that it's the best one.
Okay.
I think it's the blueprint of what metalcore can and should be.
You know, obviously early 18 visions, early poison the well.
Dead to fall, everything I touched turns to pieces.
There you go.
Or falls to pieces.
There you go.
I would say converge petitioning.
Wow.
Up there.
See, but like that wouldn't strike his metal core to me.
I would never think that.
Just converge.
Truly, they're in a league of its own, of their own.
Every cave-in record and every convert record.
Those are the big ones.
Because, like, is there not an...
argument to say that
Master Killer is a metal.
Like metallic hardcore and that's the thing.
I know that metal core is like was that.
Right.
But it's obviously become something.
There's also its own thing.
Yeah.
Swag metal is its own thing now, you know.
Scrams.
Yeah, yeah.
Volumes.
And if you have a scram, you're swag metal.
You know, Spirit Box, that's swagged out.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think the cave into Skog is my
favorite metal core.
slash of Jason Mercos.
We are LDB Dive Public Service announcement.
We kind of did that before.
But we did get good news.
Can we talk about it?
I don't think so.
Diving's going to be great this year.
That's all you need to know.
What's the story behind Disharmonies Zero?
The tracks sound awesome.
I've always wanted to know some background behind why you did them.
So the music is the demos.
Those are the Disarmony demos.
That's what we did.
That's pre-production.
you're listening to pre-production.
I did vocals over them later
and lied and said I did them earlier,
but they were later. The vocals were way later.
It was single take
and just doing what, just ripping through them.
And we just loved
the pre-production
production
and wanted to hear them finish.
So maybe we'll finish the whole thing at some point.
Maybe we'll redo the whole thing.
I didn't know that.
Question for Bo. I'm planning going to Chicago
this summer. What are the most
What are the must places to go in Chicago?
Must go, my God, I told you, I can't read.
Must go places in Chicago food or things to do.
Okay.
Summertime is perfect because Chicago is a beautiful city.
Right now, it's the worst.
We're in the fucking death.
Yeah.
The valley.
Yeah.
The doldrums.
Okay.
That was the word I was looking for.
We're not in Death Valley.
The Valley.
That's good.
Here's what you do.
Go on Groupon and find yourself.
the architectural boat tour.
There's a river system through the city
that starts at Lake Michigan. It goes way up, north, way down south.
Get there, get on the boat tour. It's like 30 bucks a person.
Pizza, you want to go to Piquads or Lumamates.
If you want thin style, you want torturichis or pats.
For a beef, you want portillos or johnnies.
I'm a portillos man.
But there is excellent ramen
on board both like
in Logan Square
on Wicker Park
and Chinatown
incredible ramen
What if they're
looking for like a
Michelin Star experience
Um
was Momitoro
there's Kasaama
just got a Michelin Star
it's in my neighborhood
It was featured in the Bear
briefly
Congrats Casama
It's a
A Philippian
kind of breakfast spot
I believe
With a Missils
With a Michel's
That's fucking awesome
Crazy
Um
Yeah
Um
You're gonna want to stay
So the thing is
if you're not staying downtown you're going to stay by the airport don't stay by the airport
because you're way out there yeah is in the boonies i've done it and it ain't good don't do it
stay downtown spend the money except that portillo's near the airport is that one damn good it's
pretty good uh enjoy the beach enjoy the lakefront the skokie has a botanical garden that is
literally one of the most beautiful places ever it's free so you said beach yeah i mean remember
the famous question asked by one uh philin member of beloved touring band does illinois
have ocean?
Illinois does not have ocean.
Okay. Illinois has lake that you can't see
across. An incredible lake, right?
Some might say great lake.
Okay. But there's so much
to do in Chicago. This Illinois have ocean
is one of the funniest things a person has ever said.
We have, it's something like 20 miles
of beachfront. The whole city is lined
by the beach. So, I mean, they're shopping,
there's shows, there's comedy, there's whatever
you're into, we got. It's pretty good.
How many bands are you guys trying to add
to Hardlow Records this year.
I don't think there's a number,
but, you know, we feel it when we see it.
It's really cool to be like,
I want to be involved in this.
Yes.
And not feel like we have to fill some quota.
It's an amazing feeling.
We felt it the other day,
and we can't wait to tell you more.
Yeah, very true.
My back still reeling.
Just like something about a young straight-edge band
that, like, rocks and gets it.
And gets it makes me feel like a teenager.
And maybe that's coming next.
We'll see.
Could we get music composed by Colin and Bo?
Maybe have features from previous.
Like a hard, like a Mark Ronson type thing.
Like we're Mark Ronson.
Like we, like there's a hard lore album.
Oh.
They're suggesting a hard lore album where we make the music and other people sing.
Interesting.
That's a good idea.
Leak that.
Um, the album release party for Cosmic Joke looked awesome.
How are y'all approaching fighting artists to work with in the future?
I don't think there is an approach.
I think that's the beauty of it.
The only, really the only thing is kind of like regional.
We're gonna, we want to kind of fill gaps.
Sure.
And we want to put over bands that, like we give a shit about that think could use, use it.
Yeah.
We want it to be beneficial all across the board.
100%.
Top five favorite UK hardcore bands of all time.
Isn't that in the?
it's got to be it's chisel
arm's race
street soldier
uh
chubby in the gang
chubby in the gang
uh hivis
his
knuckle dust
uh question for colin
what happened with you trying to be a wrestler
only for brodie to end up being wrestlers
this is a cool story honestly
it is a cool story um
so my ex-girlfriend carlin bathe
shout out to her
uh currently
in arena
and out of arena
a broadcaster for the NHL
used to work for the LA Kings she was the in arena
announced for the LA Kings her buddy Augie
was formerly
like a job guy
like a like a WWE job guy
like worked all the time
oh I got you did the job
yeah did the job means lost
he she told him I liked wrestling
and he was like you know if you ever want to give it a shot
let me know and I was like I want to give a shot let me know
I was like, I want to give it a shot.
Let's go.
How old were you?
This was 2014, so I was 21, 21, 22.
Which is pretty good.
That's prime time.
It's prime time.
But I had never lifted weights.
I had never ran a mile.
I had never done anything athletic in my life to the point where I, upon giving it a shot
that one, I only went in a ring twice, gave it a shot twice that first time.
And, well, first of all, first of it,
well, you're supposed to not going to ring for months.
Yeah, right.
You're supposed to do the work and learn all the basics outside of it.
So we did it wrong.
He fast-tracked me, and it spooked me.
And it made me think, like, damn, I'm not an athlete.
I have no business doing this.
Brody King, obviously, my best friend of a long time, much longer than that,
was like, damn, I'm jealous that you got to do that.
I want to give it a shot.
so where I got like a private instruction at that school
he did the real thing and just signed up for the school
and he's fucking massive
Santino Brothers Academy in Bell Gardens California
check it out I was a little shrimp and he was a big guy
who was born for it and like there really is a thing
if you're cut out for it they know right away
really yes and they're gonna they're gonna kick your ass a little bit
to be like this guy's the real deal we need to make sure
and he was the standout
everywhere he went
and he went to the Harley Race Camp
he was the standout there
but they joked and called him standout
and he stayed in the program for years
and like they held onto him
and made sure he rocked before debuting
he debuted in a battle royale
that was like Halloween themed
but he was hillbilly gym
in a Halloween battle royale
as his debut and I was there
it was awesome and then his second match
was squashing some guy
which was incredible he came out to God's hate
it is finished, killed him.
It was amazing.
Was he Brody King right away?
He was Brody King right away.
Had merch at the first gig,
which they were all like,
what are you doing, man?
Why do you have shirts?
Because he comes from hardcore.
He comes from hardcore.
He's like, I know how to market myself.
And that's...
And boy does he.
Look at that.
Look how that went.
You can only eat food
originating from one country for the life.
What country do you pick Japan
with a bullet?
Is that true?
100%.
Really?
No hesitation.
More than Mexico.
I could alternate ramen,
Sikam,
sushi,
you know,
Wagyu beef.
You ever heard of a little place
called fucking
Italia?
Yeah.
That's where I'm going.
Pizza pasta?
Pizza pasta?
Fish?
I'm a dead man.
No, Bronzino?
Fish?
There's all seafood.
There's squid and octopus.
There's fresh stuff.
There's olive.
They got all that in Japan.
They got all that in Japan.
They got better noodles in Japan.
Going home.
I don't know.
At home?
Half home.
Quarter.
I ain't picking Ireland.
I don't think of...
That's for...
You get potatoes.
I'm not...
I don't like corn.
Have you ever seen that bit, the Jim Gaffigan bit?
No?
About the potato famine, where he's like...
The whole thing was about a potato famine, but they had corn.
I don't...
I don't like corn.
It's very good.
Italy.
Japan?
Japan, no question.
I could alternate two Japanese meals a day, seven days a week.
No problem.
I don't believe it.
We're going after this.
We already knew.
Well,
that's already been established.
That is where we're eating today.
I'm very excited.
What's the scoring criteria for a good stage?
I don't know if there's so much of a score.
But it is a fail pass.
Yeah.
It's like that sucked or damn that was awesome.
You need to be in the air.
Got to get in it.
Just jump.
And it's like,
jump and roll.
There's a confidence you can see in it.
If somebody's like,
ah,
it's like,
well,
that wasn't good.
But if you're just give it your all and send it,
It's a 10.
That's really all it is.
Should rather not be able to shower an entire tour or only be allowed to eat subway.
Wow.
So let's just say for the sake of argument, two weeks.
Because a month, you're not going a month.
I love showering.
I love showering too.
On tour, I kind of do it twice a day.
Yeah, I guess the stank.
I get the stank.
I'm a stinky wake-up guy.
Me too.
I wake up.
So I get pit.
So I get pit.
I get pit.
That's very harm's way.
I got foot
I got foot
Everybody if
Harm's way of saying
That they developed the athletes foot
In Australia was I got foot
Brother
We got feet
We got foot from the same guy
Thanks I exist
I think I would choose subway
Honestly
I love to shower
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We don't want to spoil it.
We don't want to spoil it.
It's a good moment.
Um, James Busma, who we just hung out within Vegas, told us that he's on AG1 because of
us and that it cleared up his gut.
That is so true.
I forgot about that.
He told us at, at dinner.
I love AG1.
I love drinking AG1 whenever I can.
I regrettably didn't bring any with me on this trip.
I got, I got travel back packed in a hurry.
Travel Packs up the gills.
for you. But truthfully, my
digestive system has never been
as good as it is
since drinking as you want.
And that's really all you should need to hear to give this a shot.
So go to athletic greens.com slash hardlore.
And you're going to get five free travel packs. LDB is coming.
Is right around the corner. Jag right around the corner. Tied down right after that corner.
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Don't cause an outbreak with your with your bowels
with your nasty digestive track.
Drink AG1, get it cleared up.
Back to the episode.
That was our best.
There was no cut there.
There was no cut.
What record shops do you currently love
and which ones do you miss?
We were big Tower Records kids, man.
We saw where we were yesterday
had a bunch of signs.
Relics of, was it all Valley stuff?
Relics of Valley,
advertising and branding,
huge Tower Records,
neon sign in orange for kale beautiful um that going to tower records before going to the movies
yeah is i can't think of a better like day that eighth grade me had yeah my mom and i would
go to tower one weekend and then the fall that we would alternate between tower and then barns and noble
you like get a book one week or and then get a book every two weeks and then a record every two weeks and then a record
two weeks kind of thing. Amazing.
Here's the thing, man. I bet you whatever city you live in,
if it's a major city in any way,
has some records store owned by a hardcore punk guy.
Dude.
And they've got a bunch. We got midnight hour, we got going underground,
we got headline.
So if you're local, if you're coming LA,
start at midnight hour because it's just the singer of ACXDC,
running the joint. Going underground, same thing,
punk records, all the best stuff.
Headline records, been there since the 80s or something.
God, they got bootleg pins you wouldn't believe.
Check them out.
You got what?
Reckless.
Reckless is kind of the bigger one,
which is definitely there are hardcore adjacent people involved.
But it's a little more probably amoeba-esque, I would say.
Bucket of Blood is like actual, like the double-crossed seven-inch is in there.
And then there's a newer one called Signal Records in, in Worker Park that is outstanding.
And they got cool bootleg shirts.
I got a nice entombed one there.
They got all kinds of good stuff.
Very nice.
Bucket of blood, though.
That's...
Bucket sounds badass.
Yeah, it's awesome.
Dude, they got sci-fi and, like, books and horrors.
Like, it's a whole thing.
It's whole.
You see Twishing Tungs doing a carnivore cover someday.
Isn't that funny?
SMD is recorded.
It's on the...
It's on the Love Deluxe Free issue that just came out last year.
And, uh, not carnivore, but as is gravity.
As is gravity.
We also opened our very first show ever with the breakdown from inner conflict.
So yeah, I've thought about it.
We did it a long time ago.
Both thoughts on paper straws.
Oh, I hate paper straws.
I really think they're fucked up in bullshit and total trash.
You have the, was it sugar?
Bamboos straws.
If an alter, look, I get the plastic straw thing.
I don't, I looked into it.
But just think about how much less waste that is creating than like Nestle is by themselves or something.
Yeah, of course.
So the straw thing, whatever.
I think we all long,
for the days of your.
But when there's these alternatives,
the biodegradable fake plastic ones,
come on, just have that.
Or, hey, somebody make a really good telescoping straw.
But dude, here's the problem with those.
Cleaning them is impossible.
Yeah, you got to have the thing.
You can't do it.
And we have the thing,
but like you get your collection of straws dirty
and then the idea of like doing the thing to all of them
is like, okay, I got to make two hours free now to do this.
Yeah, so it sucks.
So just give me.
the bamboo or the sugar cane or whatever the hell it is.
Come on. There's other people
can eliminate their own way so that straws
can exist. I'm not even
trying to be dramatic, but in my mind
I take note when a place has a paper straw
I won't go back. If I can avoid it.
100%. There's no point. It's especially
dude. You ever had a milkshake with a paper straw?
I'll kill myself.
It's impossible. It's awful.
Has Harmous Way
ever recorded any covers?
No. I don't think we have.
I don't think we have.
We've done plenty live, but no, I don't believe we've ever recorded a cover for some reason.
Even a whirl.
Strange.
That'd be fun, wouldn't it?
Yeah, it's not up to me.
That's true.
I'm one piece.
One piece of that puzzle.
This is an interesting question.
I don't know that I have an answer.
First, ban, you regret loving.
Not canceled, not guilty pleasure, but ban you repped so hard and now can't stand.
Can't stand.
I'm thinking.
There's, I don't.
I don't know that I don't know that I have that I really
I don't have guilty pleasures I think waking the fallen is incredible
yeah I'm not I'm not out here you know jamming the new stuff but I don't think I
have a band I regret love it no um I'm really thinking like I like some street punk stuff
at one point that was like a little silly but I don't regret it yeah in any way I would
I don't think we have checkered musical pasts.
No, not really.
I liked...
Yeah, no, I don't think so.
Blinkwitty II and Sun 41 were like...
Oh, Kid Rock.
I loved Kid Rock.
I loved Devil.
He was...
He was a rocker.
He was hard.
Like, the hip-hop thing was a thing, but also he came...
He was like a new metal guy.
He used sad but true.
I know.
It was awesome.
So it was like Slipknot, Corn, Kid Rock.
We're like one type of music.
And yeah, he fucking sucks.
And now he sucks.
So that's a good answer.
Great answer.
What's your favorite dying fetus album?
And Bo,
what kind of picks do you use?
That's funny.
I would say the best one is Rain Supreme.
My favorite is destroy the opposition
because that's,
that was like,
what got you.
That's what got me.
Really into like death metal,
kind of as a kid.
We've just thought,
it's a poignant thing.
I bet that's because of,
yeah,
it's probably because of that Twitter thing
going around.
I used, for a long time,
I used the Dunlop Max grip ones
because I like the grip.
And then one day, I just tried the yellow Dunlop.
0.73s, and they just, I seem to not drop them as much live.
My hands get a little sweaty.
Me too.
I like the green.
He's the green man.
With a 0.88 millimeter Dunlop.
Um, if you choose the final pit for the rest of your life, what pit would it be?
Maybe.
Apocalypse, no.
Really?
It's got everything.
I might say doom sire, dude.
No, that's been holding justice.
That's done.
D-d-d-d-l-l-l-dun.
Dill-D-Dun-Dun-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-B-G-G-G-G-D-D-D-G-G-G.
Yeah, dude, dude, the 808 on that is...
It feels good.
Yeah, I could have that on repeat and run a marathon.
Twitch-O-negative typos for Halloween this year?
Nope.
Pretty good, though.
It is good, but I am, I am Glendazic.
Um, top five kick sounds on albums.
Kee's...
K-Kee's.
Boy, that's going to be more you-coded.
I could do snare.
I don't know if I could do kick.
I'll tell you some fun ones.
Pantera
Far Beyond driven
Bureka
Barraka
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Sounds like yeah
It's just sounds
Slavis
It's incredible
Yeah
Demi Borgier
Pyritanical
Uh
Pyratatical
Whatever it's called
Uphoric Misanthropia
or whatever
Um
Kick sounds
Ozzy Asborn
No More Tears
Oh
only let me witness
pro moral form
let me spin one at you
please please
different gear
but rumors
sounds it wasn't sound city
but
the drum
like think about dreams
it's just
but you're not really
it is perfect
but you're not
that's not like a kick
oriented thing
whereas like cranberries
no need to argue
or something is fucking
yeah that's drums
you know
you know
who had a fucking
great kick is Cure.
Cure had a good one.
Yeah.
How about Hot for Teacher?
Van Hylen,
1984 is the final
answer for Best Kick Town ever.
Good, good, good job.
Top five video games.
Damn.
Metal Gear Solid 3,
Super Mario 64,
Persona 5,
Bloodborn,
The Witcher 3.
Damn, that was easy.
Really good answers.
World of Warcraft.
This is a no answer.
Diablo 2
LODD expansion
Damn
The homie ball, dude
Couldn't believe ball
The homie ball
Um
Ocarina of time
Um
Boy,
that's tough
Um
Dude,
I'm not a shooter guy
Call Duty Modern Warfare too
Back in the day
Yeah
Hitting a lobby
I just had a great experience with that
And then probably play the spire.
I'll say, check out Astroeneer.
If you've never played Astroeneer, it's been on my mind a lot later.
I think that's what makes a game good is when you just like,
I gotta play that again.
I feel the same about movies now.
Yeah.
It's like the, I think me wanting to rewatch it should be considered into how good I think.
Dude, 100%.
I love Killers of the Flower Moon.
I actively thought it's going to be a long time before I can watch that again.
I loved Oppenheimer.
I was ready to hit it.
play.
Wow.
It's second and ended.
Wow.
And maybe that's the subject material.
And maybe that's the idea is you've got to face the reality of what you've just
seen.
I think I could watch No Country for Old Men weekly.
I feel the same about Hateful 8.
I feel the same about once upon a time in Hollywood.
So these, and these are our, I would say, our shared favorite movie.
Yeah.
I forgot one.
Fortnite.
Will we ever see a Boe signature guitar with Ibanez?
Dude.
I've asked
it's highly unlikely just because of
like how that shit works
there are like a few thousand people
who know who I am
you know what I mean
we got to Ibanez's got to move some units
but if there I'm I don't believe I'm currently
possible now you know
maybe and I don't I don't think
I think
I don't know where we are with Ibanez right now just because of
of years and stuff because I just haven't
thought or talked about it in a minute but
hey, I'm open.
I know a guy. However,
I know a couple guys.
There is something, I just got text about it right before we started,
that is guitar related, just not a direct guitar,
that I'm going to be so excited about announcing very soon.
That's, I don't even know what it is, and I'm excited.
Prototype running.
Okay. I know what it is.
Any chance, oh, that's an interesting follow-up.
Any chance you'll join the Dunnable Army.
I mean, you're open for business.
He's open for business.
I don't, I truly don't. He loves Ibanez.
I do genuinely love Ibanez.
Don't know.
But it's up in here.
Just don't know yet.
Is urban discipline a master killer tier album?
Or is there a spectrum of urban discipline tier records?
That's really funny.
Oh.
Also, what are your workouts, splits, routines?
How many grams of protein per day?
Damn, this is a loaded one.
This is a good one.
I think, I go self-titled and state of the world
address over urban discipline.
So it's hard for me to say that it's a, that it's,
perfect one.
I think State of the World
Address is one of the most ambitious,
thoroughly thought out
and produced hardcore records of all time.
And I think self-titled
is like a raw,
gritty masterpiece.
From this point, I understand
why it's the hit.
Punishment is like a perfect song
and it's like a,
that's one of those
top,
like top hardcore songs of all time list
type hardcore songs.
But start to finish
as an experience.
experience is my third favorite.
Interesting.
I default to your judgment on that
because I really only like State of the World Address
and Urban Disapp.
I think you'll like self-thaldle.
It's way more punk.
Oh, right, right, right.
It's a lot of fun.
Yeah,
da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
It's kind of that.
Order your workout splits routines.
Protein per day, you try to hit a gram per body weight.
That's the rule.
Per pound of body weight.
And it's very difficult to do.
Is it?
At 230.
pounds, I'll tell you what, yes it is.
Of whole foods, yeah.
You can take shakes all day, but it's not going to work the same.
It works differently, but I think if you supplement with enough.
With something, yes, but you have to keep in mind that your body can only process like 30 to 40
grams at a time.
What does it at a time mean?
And per meal, like per per like a few hours.
Like you're going to digest, you can only digest 30 to 40 grams at a time.
I know someone who would really disagree with that.
Well, they look good.
so that makes sense.
I'm just going what
people with masters in kinesiology would say
which is
I mean he was clearly born
he was born a little different
born different
for sure
workout splits routines
this show has destroyed any routine
that I've ever made
not for you
so don't dude me
all I'm saying is
I haven't worked out in
you know eight days
and it's like,
yeah,
try to tell me about it.
Yeah.
Mondays,
Mondays were,
you know,
push,
big push day.
Tuesdays would be,
like,
cardio and legs or something.
Wednesday would be
big pull day.
Thursday would be
probably full rest.
Friday would be,
like,
full body cardio.
Really?
That's ideal for me.
What do you,
how?
When do you push?
Push?
Monday.
Oh,
that was your first one.
Yeah, Monday's push.
Big chest and shoulders.
Yeah.
But that's my...
Tuesday, I'm walking around
like a fucking gorilla.
You know?
Feels so good.
Dead.
But like...
But like...
But like...
Where a lot is like,
can you close the fridge?
And I'm like, I can't...
No.
Physically cannot.
You don't understand.
Yeah, what's yours?
Money was a Friday.
I do Monday was a Friday.
That's great.
Yeah, I do.
Deadlift and then everything
associated Monday.
Bench press, everything associated.
Wednesday.
Legs on Friday.
Pull push.
Pull push legs.
It's great.
And then something
at home, fun accessories at home.
Oh, I love an accessory.
Yeah. I mean, honestly,
and the fact that I can't make the gym
means I'm doing like two to 300 push-ups in here.
Yeah, dude.
Doing some kind of shoulder thing.
Truly, the hotel room push-up thing has become a thing.
It's the best.
It just makes you feel like not a piece of shit.
Not a piece of a bit.
Which is.
Anyway.
Oh, yeah, look at that.
Point G per pound.
Thoughts on CM Punk, joining W.
I think it was a no-brainer
and can't wait to see where it goes.
I've never been this invested in the show.
We can talk, we watched the Rumble.
We watched the women's Rumble as we were driving from Vegas
and had a great time.
Great time.
I thought it was the best one yet.
Why did you guys get haircuts?
I would say, I mean, us with long hair
objectively worse.
It did not work for either of us.
No, and I think maybe when we play live, it did.
Of course.
But that's 30 minutes a year.
You know?
And, and, like, posing for, like, promos.
Yeah, when it's, like, perfectly quaffed and you can hit the angle where it looks good.
It's great.
But other than that, life is a fucking pigsty.
Dude, go back and look at any video pictures, anything of you.
You're wearing a hat.
We're wearing a hat.
In a hat.
I'm bund up.
I wear a hat because I hated it.
It sucks, dude.
And someone else told us that at the AVNs was like, why did you guys, why'd you cut your hair?
Yeah.
It's just because it sucked.
Yeah, I think it was Brooke Johnson.
Yeah.
Just sucks.
It's not fun.
And it didn't, well, you have very similar hair.
Yeah, and it gets unhealthy.
It looks ratty.
To cut that rat's nest off your head, you look like an asshole.
Cut the mullet.
Shout out to Wesley Willis.
How's the new Pitt studio coming along?
So the new pit studio is being built from scratch.
Literally, the structure is being built from scratch.
It's all a picture.
The foundation has been laid and now the wood for the walls has been built.
Like the frame.
The frame is built.
So there you go.
That's how it's coming along.
I watched this is nice.
I watched an old episode last week,
and it really shined a light on how much you have grown.
I know Bo wasn't going through the best of times back then,
so it's lovely to see how happy and confident he is now.
Thanks for letting us be a part of the journey with you.
I didn't know that really came through the episode so much.
Yeah.
Yeah, I went through some shit.
But that's just life, babies.
That's just how it goes.
It's just life.
Yeah, thanks, guys.
Hey, thanks.
We've loved having you as part of the journey as well.
is a really nice thing to read. It is.
And, you know, we have dark days and bright days
over here, but we... Dark months.
We power on. Nevertheless, we persist.
Eleanor Roosevelt, right?
Can you upload the Gold Dust Woman to Apple Music, Spotify? Sure, let's do it.
I guess that would be part of the disharmony session, so that's kind of up to the Middlewood.
Oh, you said you are tired of playing scrambled.
Are there any other songs from isolation you would like to play besides Breeding Grounds?
timing um actually timing is probably the next most likely because the pit is so obvious and it it's
generally pretty good when we uh did the isolation show last year two years ago three two years ago um
i loved playing new beginnings which is the one with the big celtic frost ending
bow bum bum bam bam my stomach just made the most insane it's like the second to last
It goes pretender, or Slither Pretender, blah, blah, blah.
Really liked playing that song.
I think it's fun.
But, yeah, I think timing would probably be the most likely one.
That song is fun to play.
Beautiful.
Most anticipated video game of this year.
That's pretty shot this year.
Well, when is GTA?
Not.
It's just 2025.
What about Elder Scrolls?
2027 or eight?
Really?
Yeah, that's not happening.
Starfield took everything from us.
and then sucked ass.
But you loved it, right?
I loved it at first,
and then it was the most...
Like, the thing that was cool about Skyrim or Oblivion or Fallout is, like, stuff would change.
Yeah.
Nothing changed.
It was just the most repetitive.
Did you ever finish it?
Wow.
And you like to finish games.
I do.
I probably put, like, 80 hours into it.
It's a big game.
It's, you know, but you can fucking, you can automate a planet.
But that's not fun to be.
me. No, no, no, that's what I'm saying is like, is like, there's all this stuff and you're just
kind of like, yeah, but where's the fucking...
Where's the story?
I found out that there is a mission, you're supposed to go undercover, right? And you're
supposed to kind of infiltrate these pirates. There is a mission that is you can't success,
like, you get caught no matter what. So you can invest all this stuff peripherally into like,
okay, I'm going to, I'm really a good guy. So I'm going to align all my other storylines with
being a good guy, not a pirate. And then the pirates catch you no matter, or no, and then
the space cops the space cops are like you went too far so we're kicking you out and you're a
pirate a matter what which is that's not the that's a bad design that's not the skyrim i know
that's not choosing the nords or the other guys let me tell you know choose anything but the nords
you're a fuck you're kind of a bad person uh most anticipated video game but this year would be
the eldering expansion is there an expansion coming yeah and they they have the best
DLC of any
I've absolutely heard that. Because the
Bloodborn DLC is the best game ever.
The Old Hunters is the best game ever.
It's the best music ever, as you all know.
You're all tired of hearing, I'm sure.
What is on your, I'm assuming
this is meant to say Hard Lord, what is on your Hardlore
2024 wish list?
Keep, I don't keep the fucking spirit alive, dude.
Keep the flames burning.
There was something you thought about, mention it.
Listen, guys, this whole
time we've been doing the show, people have been asking us
to do a Patreon.
Time has come.
It's coming.
So maybe next week,
maybe next month,
we're doing it.
We're just working out,
the tears are working out,
like why,
you know?
Like what you get,
we want y'all to be happy with it.
But we,
we just hope you know that this is not,
this isn't us being like more,
more,
more.
No,
nothing changes.
This is us being like,
been two years.
We,
it's,
it's,
what we are doing is unsustainable.
the travel isn't unsustainable
it's so fucking expensive
so it's crazy uh so yeah it's just
that would benefit that and you know
we'll talk about it soon yeah keep an eye out
my stomach is going wild it's awesome
shot in the dark Hail Mary guest for hard lore
um
I mean it's Glenn right Glenn Jerry Cantrell
Josh Silver I would really like
Josh Silver would be great uh
I got one James Hadfield
I mean yeah I could do that I got one
that I would kill for Gwen
Gwen
Stifani.
Really?
It would be amazing.
No doubt is like,
Tragic Kingdom is the best ska record of all time, you know?
That's punk.
They're covering bad brains and shit, you know?
On Tragic Kingdom?
Not on it, but while touring for it.
Yeah.
They were covering sailing on.
I've seen that video.
That's way before.
No, there's another one where they're playing live at like a beach festival.
That's way before I've seen.
They're still doing it in the Tragic Kingdom sets.
Wow.
That's crazy.
Rip, dude.
That's cool.
Gwen, if you're listening.
Gwen or Glenn?
Gwen or Glenn, the big two, the big G's.
When is it too early to mention modern hardcore bands as legendary bands?
I think terror might be the only current having never stopped a band that you can call a legendary band.
So that sets the watermark for me.
So 2002.
There you go.
That's kind of where it stops.
Yeah.
I mean, in terms of like legacy.
I mean, Trapp and Rice is getting there.
Yep.
I think they need one next record.
They're legendary.
You know?
And let's be real.
Because terror's got 10 LPs or something.
But if TY never came back, they did it.
You know what I mean?
Like they're already in.
I mean, it's a matter of time.
It's a matter of time.
In two more years, it's been, well, in three years, it's 20 years of the demo.
Therefore, that's a legendary band.
Maybe the, maybe the answer is 20 years.
Yeah.
20 years, you're legendary.
20 years you're still going you still rock
You're legendary arms away is at 18
There you go
Colin you mentioned you're a big fan of boys to men
That is a fact
Are you a fan of Jodachi
And what do you think of their music
Don't know what that is
I'm a voice to men guy
What's Joe Desi
I don't know
What does that have to do with boys to men
Joe Jodice
You're the only Joe Dicey
Oh wow
They got some old bangers
wherever my lady come and talk to me freaking you i never heard any of the songs no i gotta do some
research i'm a big boys man guy huge it's so hard to sing about yesterday is one of my karaoke
songs i don't know if you've heard that one i'm sure i have you need a cat how do i say
goodbye um end of the road is tough to sing so i can't do that one as much water runs dry is one
all hit all the time.
It's tough, man.
Motown Philly's fun, but it's like, that's not what they wanted to sound like, you know.
That was, that was, so Bill Vib DeVote kind of discovered voice some men and then produce
Motown Philly for them.
And that's more of like a kind of like a yeah, 90s, Motown Philly, go, go, go.
I got you.
And then they do the fucking scatting thing in the end of, mm-da-lim-n-na-da-lim-n-na.
And then they've talked about how like that wasn't what we
were like we're we're R&B yeah like we're harmonizers so that's like on on like the second record
they really figured out their stuff even on um cooley eye harmony they they had they had their identity
lock but then there's still those kind of like this is the 90s so you got to do this of
of course i really like the concept of harmony being a genre yeah crosbie stills and nash their
second show was woodstock which is iconic if you've never seen the woodstock documentary it's it's all
like the first song on the first cross
of sales and Nash record is on there and they say like
this is our second gig. Oh wow.
And it's, you know, in front of however 100,000 people.
But they were already like...
But they say like, it's crazy you guys are here.
Thank you for staying up to watch us sing harmony.
I just love that as a concept.
Harmony, that's beautiful.
BG's voice men, those are my big two.
Why do a lot of modern metalcore bands
get labeled as metalcore when they're clearly not a blend of metal and hardcore?
For example, how can all at war a marauder be a metalcore band?
That's the thing I'm talking about is like that has kind of become a different word.
Metal core is different.
It's a metallic card core is now the distinction.
Yeah.
Oh, God.
Who is winning in an iron chef slash hell's kitchen style cooking showdown between God's
Satan's hate and harm's way?
Dude, I'm going to tell you definitively it's harm's way.
I bring nothing to the table.
Nick, Brody is.
He's chef a la king.
He's Brody a la king.
He is, I'm in no way.
I've never actually had anything he's
cook, but I can tell from watching the streams.
He made a Jets pizza from scratch just to see what it would taste like.
Unbelievable.
And I do believe that.
Can anyone else in Gouttaic cook?
I don't know.
Taylor's a crab mac and cheese guy, and he makes a thing called Taylor's Tate's Tuna Surprise.
It's pretty good.
Martine, I've never seen cook.
I believe he can.
I bet Alec could cook something.
Alec can, Alec makes a mean chili.
Alex makes an incredible chili.
That's all I've had.
Chris eats healthy.
has his mom's from Italy
James
is he's a grill guy
he's a smoker guy
he makes cake
I can cook
yeah I'm confident
I don't think I would be as good as Brody
no truly he's good
but Nick I think could be as good as Brody
and then I've got a couple of others
I think that Avengers team right there
I know you guys I think you guys have probably have it
but I'm confident in Brody by himself
but I'm not gonna say that we're gonna win
because I don't think that's right
I think Nick was Sue Chef Bo.
I think we got it.
Okay.
Where's your ideal coffee order?
Coffee that makes you feel like home.
Let's give each other's.
Yours?
You tell me.
Yours is a cold brew with a splash of having it.
His is a cold brew with oat milk and a little bit of vanilla.
Much.
My guy.
And that's just,
and that's because that's like,
and it's an insurance policy.
A little bit of vanilla,
you know?
Yeah, yeah.
Because you could give me the shittiest being in the world.
And that little bit of,
vanilla is going to be like, this is a pretty good cup.
We had a not great cup in Vegas,
and mine was water.
Because if the coal brew itself has no flavor,
then you're just adding a little bit of cream
to fucking water.
Yeah.
A little vanilla in there, you got something.
And it is an insurance policy.
It's a great way to do it.
Just how you need.
And also, we get other stuff, but the cold brew,
the way that we just described,
that's the daily driver.
It's the one.
It's just.
I'll experiment at a place like,
you're talking about that on here?
I don't want to.
Bleep it.
sleep it.
All right.
I'm gatekeeping my favorite coffee in Vegas and possibly the world and definitely the world.
It's really good.
Top three coffee shops in the 8-18.
We're lacking, man.
I'll be honest with you.
There's a drought, but house roots is like the best one.
House roots is like the local.
Great place.
It's in Granada Hills.
Other than that, man, Tortoni I really like.
They're really sweet.
It's like Argentine.
They have like empanadas and shit, too.
Civilism 818.
Civil is 818.
Civil's a chain, though.
Oh, I see.
It's a small chain.
Understood.
I'm trying to go, like, hyperlocal.
House roots, tortony.
Ah, that I really like?
It's trash.
I mean, I go to Civil a lot, because it's right there.
I love the Swordsman's a lot.
Very nice.
What set are you most excited for at LDB?
I mean, it's a heapery.
Come on.
Opinion on non-Edgemen wearing edge bands merch, thank God for you.
Good God.
Thank you for buying it.
We need you.
We need you.
Will we hear any new dead body in 24?
24.
Yes, it's recorded.
It's coming soon.
Predictions are wishless for bands that tied down 24, 24.
Can't do that because we know them.
Artist, video game, original soundtrack, Bloodborn, the Old Hunter's D.L.
Dude.
Doom.
Oh, my God.
Doom Eternal.
Specifically.
Gown-out-Don-da-na-na-na-o-no-no.
Meshuga adjacent.
Just.
I'll tell you, Justin and I.
close casket made a legitimate effort
to put out the Doom Eternal soundtrack
on vinyl. And it's locked
down so tight legally, it'll
never happen. Is that Bethesda?
Oh yeah. It's ID
software, I think, which is
owned by Bethesda. And
there's a whole legal dispute
with Mick Gordon, the composer, and
then that will just, it'll never happen,
but man, I'll never stop trying.
I want it. So fucking good. And it's not on
streaming. If your favorite
deceased musician was suddenly,
back first four records you'd show them.
Wow, that's a great
question. It's really fun. Wow.
If Pete Steele was back, I'd show him.
I'd show him. Unless there's no law.
Daining purpose.
God's hate by God's hate.
And warning
watching from a distance.
Because I think that would
really, that came out before he died, but I doubt
he ever heard. I'm going to say
someone other than Peter Steele, just for the sake
of conversation. But if Dimebag was
back?
I'd legitimately just show them all of our
fans. He'd be into it. He absolutely
would. And now we know.
For a fact, from the Joste episode, where
he talked about domination just being helmet.
What a fucking cool guy.
So cool. Thank you, Jasta, for that.
Any severe weather stories
while touring? Oh, that's a good question.
It's a great question.
I've been in more than
one California earthquakes, which isn't
weather, but natural disaster-ish.
You know, they were minor, obviously.
blizzard stuff, some ice stuff, no flooding, no tornadoes.
James, we didn't talk about it much, but James used to go storm chasing.
He was going to be a meteorologist.
That was his thing.
He's really into weather and he went to college.
He's really into weather.
I mean, he was into storms.
James, that's incredible.
And you know what's crazy?
We'll ask him about stuff.
Like when we're like, do we need to worry about, or like, flight?
or whatever and he'll just be like nah it's gonna and he's right he looks it like
dude that's crazy because i think meteorology is like the most bogus profession you can have like
it's never right it because what they have to tell is different than what they're seeing they're
seeing i got you can't tell people hey you're going to be fine yeah because then yeah one percent
chance that they're wrong they're fucked that's fun uh there was a patch of ice in new mexico
one time that we and every car we slid on
slid for like several miles
like in unison perfectly slid going like 10 miles an hour
most terrifying on road thing I've ever experienced
other than me saving everyone's life and God's hate
swerving out of the way from a deer I saved every single member of the band's life
they were all asleep
they'll never know what happened until now
Here came out right there and it was straight up like,
I think Leo was awake right here.
And it was like a split second thing where with the trailer had to go.
Because it was like, you know.
And I'm sitting there shaking.
And everyone's like, what the fuck was that?
And Leo's looking at me like this.
He goes, that was fucking crazy.
Was that an RV?
Was that an RV?
No, it was ours.
Okay.
And I was sitting there like, I think a tear like right now,
streamed down my face
and I was just like
holy shit
I just saved the whole man
because if I wasn't paying attention
and that's one second
we're dead
yeah
but that was crazy
that's not weather though
favorite piece of hard lore
that still remains a mystery to you
oh great question
I heard
what
what did you hear
I heard that Sammy from goat whore
has the Jeff Hanam in
rain and blood
BC Rich
I can't confirm that
DK
said no
Sean Martin said yes
What are you going to believe
Sean Martin
So he's got it
We'd love to know
I love I know
This is the most
This is the nerdiest thing about me
Okay
Game of Thrones
Certain weapons are named
Lord of the Rings
Weapons are named
I love the concept
Andril
Andril
Sting
I love the concept
Of
guitars
Having a similar kind of legacy
Right
One time
There's only one of those
I'm gonna give
It's the Valley Museum
I think
There you go
One time,
uh,
it was double cross played with Champion.
I broke a string.
Aroon gave me a guitar from Champion.
Gave me a guitar to play just a ram.
Excuse me.
Gave me a guitar to play and play the rest of the set.
Said thank you to him.
And I said,
thanks, man.
He said,
no problem.
Check out the name plate where it says,
Les Paul.
Todd Jones.
It was the custom.
The Les Paul custom.
Speaking of Todd Jones.
I've never had this debunked by him.
and maybe maybe it's not true but I love it
it's my favorite thing that he recorded all of the guitars
for the beat goes on
horizontal
like laying down
recording guitars at God City
now whole album which is why I took that picture while we were at God City
and now do you recall in the
making of you'll never be one of us
when he's shooting out sounds that's what he's doing
so
but yeah I like I would love to
No, like, John Christ's B.C. Rich is in the hard rock in Orlando.
Which is like, why?
I'm sure you can get it back whenever he wants.
So, like, little things like that, like, where is that guitar?
Where is this?
You love that.
Where's this legendary?
See, I never think about that.
And I probably should.
Hetfield's 91 White Explorer.
Where's that some bitch?
It would be black by them, but the 89 one.
I'm sure.
He's probably got a room.
They have, no, Prime HQ has, like, 600 guitars.
There you go.
best way to get out of your head while performing
how to have the best performance possible
in a way that's authentic to you
it's really tough
especially when a mishap happens
like your mic cable getting ripped out
in the first song
or your stage hand
or my stage tech
unplugging the sample during the one sample
that gets in your head
you can't
you have to embrace your head
rather than get out of it
you have to look around and look at the person
You have to look at Clurp singing along in front of your face and going,
she's having a good time.
Yeah.
I should too.
There's also a fine line between being authentic in yourself and doing someone.
Yeah.
You don't want to be too much like somebody in your head.
It's a fine line and it is difficult to define.
But I think the most important thing is like, if you got to stand still, stand still.
I wish you wouldn't.
But if that's what you need to do to feel comfortable, then go for it.
If you need to go fucking insane and it sounds terrible, okay.
It's kind of dope.
You got to know.
You got to remember how to have the best performance possible in a way that's authentic to you.
The way that's authentic to you might not be awesome.
It might be kind of, yeah, it might be kind of boring.
And the way that's authentic to you is might look at me, make me look at you and go,
they're not having fun.
Yeah.
Why that fuck would I?
Yes.
So get a fine balance of performance and authenticity.
That's the way.
And I'll tell you what.
don't watch videos
no
just do your thing
what was your best show
what was your worst show
I don't know what that
like hard lore episode
no it's got to be
performing
best show
best show
that's live performance
I've ever seen
I think
I would imagine
it would be ours
but I like how you interpreted it better
I mean it's both throw at the Metro
at the Oakland Metro
just played
it's a tie between
God's hate,
Sound and Fury
two years ago
Pudgeon Tongue Sano Fury
this last year.
Those are two
my top two.
Best show I ever went to
was the first Misfits reunion
at Riot Fest.
They opened with 20 eyes
immediately crying.
Oh my God.
It was immediately teared up.
The moon was rising
behind the stage.
No joke.
It was perfect.
It was literally perfect.
The worst was Matt's keeping
the secrets.
Oh, the worst.
I forgot what the worst.
Yeah, what's the worst show you ever saw?
Oh, man, I went to see Sepultero one time, and this man, Angra opened, and I didn't stay.
For the show.
I left.
Sorry, Angra.
Angra recorded a cover of Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush as well.
That always comes up as the karaoke option for Wuthering Heights by Kate Bush, and I end up accidentally having to sing their version.
It makes me fucking furious.
Yeah.
So no diss to Angra.
I think they're from Brazil.
but they've ruined my life twice.
Best show I've ever played was our Metro show,
the headliner just now.
It just felt good, felt right,
family was there, no, that works.
Worst show we ever played.
We played a show.
I look back finally.
He's on the first tour.
We played a show in Columbus, Ohio,
in the middle of January.
So it's frigid.
Ricky Franz was there.
Oh, hell yeah.
You know, it was like,
it was when he was still Columbus guy.
Columbus, the drummer of a band called
uh...
Chrycerotops
Empire
Oh
Franz band
Yeah
No it's triceratops
He'd been
Played in a band
called Empire as well
But that's a triceratops
It's wild
Straight edge band I believe
Fucking badass
Um
Just play
Just literally played in my
Complete
Winter
Getup
That cold
Hat hoodie coat
Wow
Wish I could wear gloves
That was the worst show ever
Yeah
That comes to mind
Yeah
I mean we're in a garage
Yeah that's tough
Worst show ever here
I've talked
about two weeks ago, United Blood
after show, God's hate at three in the morning,
and Ruckus and Zabalb at the Colba
at the Colbaugh Cafe is zero paid.
What piece of merch or record
do you regret selling to this day?
My baby blue, Fear of Five hoodie, Greg,
sell it back to me.
I need it back, man.
They were just talking about that.
And where they was?
I sold a bunch of shit
in like 2010.
If I held onto it now,
my depop would be
slamming.
Just like locking out shit.
Oh, okay.
Mental stuff.
Some old straight-edge stuff.
An American nothing shirt.
Oh.
Rare.
Rare.
Um,
yeah.
What is the best day job
for tour musicians?
What is the worst jobs you've had?
I think Whole Foods is kind of the spot, right?
Lift and Uber.
Oh, yeah.
If you have a car,
which I don't,
I don't have ever mentioned that.
If you have a car,
I mean, you can literally make your own schedule,
work whenever you need to.
seems ideal.
Taylor did it for one day because he loves driving.
Right.
And in that day, he got a girl he went to high school with and an Ails fan.
And he never did it again.
That makes sense.
You guys aren't Taylor.
I bet you could do it.
Yeah.
I worked at Whole Foods.
Yeah.
I fucked fish.
He fucked the fish there.
And when then went on tour.
There was a fishmonger there.
I quit to go to Australia.
They wouldn't let me.
Oh, so maybe that's not the...
Fucked Whole Foods.
Okay.
Um, but it does.
does seem like barista.
I worked at a bakery that was
a cafe also.
Hard for kids who are baristas are heroes.
They're keeping this world turn.
Also, the scooter
companies all have a local
warehouse. So if you got
scooters in your city and there's like, you see them
all over the place, find where
the warehouse is, go to the website. But like,
I guess, yeah, best day job. I'm just saying it's
1099. Yeah. And it's fucking
like, oh, you're around. Go.
charge these.
The best day job would be some fake email job
that you can do anywhere, realistically.
Yeah. Oh, true. That's not. At home IT.
If you're any good at computers, I did it.
Three years. I did it. I was out of town a lot.
You were asleep a lot. I was asleep a lot.
Somebody said Fortnite, absolutely.
Been to any great scotch shows?
Ever.
I've only been to great scott shows.
Every scotch at Wednesday is the best show I've ever been to.
Um, Scott fucking rocks.
Even the shit like the shitty fourth wave, Scott, I'm an apologist of a band called Suburban Legends.
You do not like like mad caddies.
I know it.
I don't know what that is.
But I love, boss tones, I think are genuinely one of the best bands ever.
I don't disagree.
But they do something different.
They do something different.
And it's the intention.
Yeah.
It's the attention that I get.
I know.
Uh, street light always puts out a bangor of a show.
They had, they said, I just got into them.
Cosmic Joe got me into them.
And I like that the horn parts are like hard riffs.
Right.
That's what works from it.
Rift,
the riffs.
Which I really think are cool.
I don't care about that.
Will the Twitchfitz cover any songs from Project 1950?
How about no?
How about no?
Diatta.
That's some weird shit.
Is Vince McMahon on the Mount Rushmore
of biggest pieces of shit in entertainment history?
100%.
Out of four in entertainment history?
Probably not, just being objective.
Is he a horrible piece of shit?
Yeah, but we're talking like Weinstein.
Yeah, but this is all we know.
True.
Think about, there's NDAs, you know?
Think about what people did to like Judy Garland.
Yeah.
I would say in the past, he's in the conversation.
He's in the conversation.
He's in 100%.
Yeah.
But all time,
he may, I don't, yeah.
He's got some companies.
Yeah.
Yes, yeah.
All right, fine.
What do you recommend for Portillas?
Oh, I found one in Buena Park, California.
I want to check it out.
That's a good one.
That's my local portillas.
It's an hour away.
Get yourself a large beef.
That's the bigger one.
Don't worry about it, getting it wet or dipped.
Dipped is crazy.
If you want to try it, you don't need it.
You also don't necessarily need it dry.
When I was growing up, I got to dry.
I didn't like messy food.
Either the way it comes, I add mozzarella cheese,
which is unconventional and hot peppers.
Delicious.
Large fry with a couple ketchup.
Large Diet Coke.
Get yourself a cake,
on the way out. If you're still hungry...
It's crazy that you like the cake shake.
Love the cake shake.
It's difficult.
If you're still hungry,
the onion rings are amazing.
You can add a cup of cheese to your fries,
it goes.
The burgers are perfectly char-bri-old
and a dog. Get a dog.
It's in the Chicago style.
Love the dog. Big fan.
Holy grail piece of merch.
One you got, one you still want.
I have the first Marauder shirt.
I've always wanted a Chrome-Ags
down but not out,
89 shirt.
I haven't a single Marauder
shirt.
Do you know that?
That's not in my business.
My Wolfmoon shirt
was pretty huge.
I was a really nice
birthday present
from my ex-girlfriend.
And Holy Grail.
Maybe, oh,
you did a today shirt,
Misfit shirt.
A real, like,
horror business shirt.
Do you think that would fit?
I feel like they're small meat.
They're all shmediums.
You know how at tattoo shops,
They have like body prints.
I want to do that with a couple of shirts.
That would be cool.
Next hardcore band to have their song.
Oh, wait, what does both think of the A1A?
I love it.
I, I.
We do this all the time where we travel and then we talk on the way home and go, I can live here.
Yeah, yeah.
But like today, when he got a haircut and I walked up to a blue bottle, it's sunny.
There's palm trees.
I see mountains.
Definitely thought, like, I can live here.
But it's like, yeah, it's like an expensive-ass suburb.
It is.
yes.
Next hardcore band to have their song
featured in a Taco Bell Commer.
A Coyo or some shit?
I could see Coyo for sure. I could see
Fleshwater. Flashwater big time.
Those are kind of dark. It'sided though.
Yeah.
You can see it.
Yeah, that's true.
Dream Hotler location.
Zach Bagan's Haunted Museum, Las Vegas, Nevada.
Please, Zach.
The Rave.
in Milwaukee
Yeah
Um
Or the ambassador hotel where
Um
Dahmer was
That across the street from the range
Right there
Yeah
Stuff like that I think would be cool
Jostic
You got us in touch
Yeah
Um
Any plans for an episode
dedicated to European bands
Is that
If that's something you guys would like
Sure
It's gonna be
Not
That I can name like
It would
It would require some
Some research
I talk about
Rise and Fall
All the God did.
I'm a big
Kickback guy
Yeah
You know
Angel crew
Rocks
Iron boots
We're big
We're big UK guys
Justice
Say iron boots
Oh that's Richmond
That's Richmond yeah
Somebody said
Do it stink though
100%
But that's why we use
Manskekeen
Hardcore hard
Top three albums
Are songs to listen to
While running doing cardio
We were just talking about that
So
the big one honestly
one of the reasons I lost a ton of weight
was that Murmur record that Pete Morrissey
made yeah it's like that
dark folk record something about it
was just like I wanted to hear it so badly
that I just started running
it was like I need to do a thing and listen to this
wow so I listened to it over and over and over again
when it came out
and then suddenly 40 pounds were gone
um
when I did
cardio stuff.
It would be
age of quarrel.
It would be
ironically
a hundred demon self-titled.
He's the
causes run.
Yeah, that's interesting, actually.
Yeah.
Causes the runs.
But don't do cardio.
That sucks.
Pixar movies ranked
Ratatouet number one,
100% with a bullet.
Monsters Inc. number two.
Love Monsters Inc.
I might go Wally, number three.
Love Wally.
That's, I'll just do top three.
going through the whole thing that's great what's your top three uh what else is there
true the toy stories okay uh the Incredibles toy story to cars I love toys or two
toy story two big burkine guys guy um I'll say uh is Nemo Disney
Pixar oh Nemo and then um said ratatoo not right after I haven't seen ratatoo
We should do that today.
We can do that tonight.
Like, it's the best movie.
I've heard it.
What were the other two, though, that you said?
Wally and Monsters, Manorsen.
Monsters, I love.
Monsters, it's unbelievable.
Billy Crystal, you're kidding?
Yeah, come on.
Come on.
But that thing by working on your room.
Help me.
Ice coffee no matter what.
No, I like a hot cup every now and then.
The only time I get a hot cup is if we're in a diner.
Or if I'm at home.
Or if I'm at home.
Yeah.
But I started making espresso tonic at home.
That tonic water.
Dude, unbelievable.
If you've been watching me in the last couple episodes,
drink out of like a dark glass with ice,
that's what I'm drinking.
Spressau with tonic.
Favorite acoustic album.
Oasis MTV unplugged.
Un-fucking believable.
Allison Chains.
Amazing.
That's number two for me.
Is a nutshell,
that has electric elements.
On the unplugged one?
No, just nutshell, the record.
It's like the songs are acoustic,
but then there's like...
I'm so sorry.
Yeah, Jarflies.
But I do think the purpose is softer.
But I think there are some electric things going on.
Is the intro to Darwin a sample original audio?
That's...
It's a sample from Bad Lieutenant.
It's Harvey Keitel.
Here you go.
We'd also love to hear how you feel about No God's EP today.
I think...
I like it.
I think it could do with a remix remaster.
I think that'd be awesome.
No gods.
Nice.
I think that's where you guys, like, figured it out.
Oh, it was.
It was very much, that was when the two dudes quit.
And Harms Way was truly born.
Did you all enjoy banging the Rock Fest?
I had a great time.
I loved the coffee shop across the street.
Loved it.
Something I was really stressed out about that weekend for some reason.
That might have been that.
No, there was no casino there.
Yes, there was.
in Little Rock?
Yeah, you went to it.
You told the whole saga.
You were in Little Rock for like four days.
That was Tulsa.
Different place.
So sorry.
Tulsa.
I got you,
Little Rock.
No,
I just remember being stressed out about something going on that whole weekend,
so I was like not having a great time.
Our set was awesome.
And I loved the coffee shop across the street.
Our set was cool.
I had just gotten back from Las Vegas.
I was just tired.
We got to the show.
I had to go to the hotel room and nap for a couple hours.
Favorite Nine-E's Nail song.
Wish?
probably wish
really
I really like
wish
it's hard
it's very hard
I mean
probably
that's that's what I like
everything I like
about industrial music
happens in that song
yeah
I kind of like
like that
but like sounding
like various metals
yeah the first
yeah right
March of the Pigs
is similar to that too
you know March of the Pigs
no
it's the one that's like
do Kakukaku
Gaku Kaku
Kaku Kaku Kaku Kaku Kats
It skips to be
March rider
I love that
now that song's rocks
and had like a hole I know it's kind of a cliche
but that's a banger
you know if I'm more of a social
network score type
resident yeah I'm more about Ross guy
the movie seven yeah there you go but
he's a genius oh I love
I love both of Trent is a fucking genius
I love both of them I'm just never
I know I got you
I got you is what are you're going to eat in Texas
and Marsh you tell me brother
also Bo what was the reason
going for the quad cortex dude
the quad cortex is so
awesome.
You saw it.
I made a set for Weapon X the other day
and I just had my set list ready to rock.
I can have sets good to go.
So like we're playing.
You had amp presets for each song.
Each song.
And they were all named so that if like you knew how they were starting.
Yeah.
It was very smart.
So like for and then also for Harms Way because we have,
you know,
we have songs that go that span records.
I can,
oh, we're going to play an isolation song where I'm going to pull up the tones
that I dialed in from that record.
Oh,
we're doing post-human. Oh, I can just change
amps. Pretty crazy. Fully cues,
fully automated, all that stuff.
I use a 700-watt power amp with it.
It's loud as fuck. I can fly
with it. My whole
Pelican, the whole thing, is 48
pounds. Ready to rock.
That's impressive. It's awesome.
It's for ease and for
what's the word? Consistency.
Beautiful. I want one.
Colin, drum rig
rundown. I have a
I have like an EcoX,
DW kit, it's bamboo.
I have a Black Beauty,
snare. I'm a TRX man symbol-wise.
I do, I like,
like a 20-19 crash-wise.
I'll do a 16-China
splash in the middle
and then another pair of stacked splashes
right above the hats
on a little high hat on.
And then actually you do
three times, right?
I like to do two racks and that's because I'm left-handed.
open-handed.
So it's
stuff.
A new Taylor episode,
probably my favorite guest.
That'd be fun.
That's hilarious
that is anyone's favorite guest.
Well,
you know,
the five-time club is,
it's getting there.
And we need jackets.
We need the jackets.
First instrument ever.
Mine was drums.
Mine, really?
Mine was a...
Actually, what am I saying?
Mine was an upright bass.
Yeah.
Were you like...
Oh, yeah.
Do, do, do, do.
and then it fell over and explode.
You've not told this story.
It fell over and exploded.
Was it your dad's?
It was the schools.
It exploded.
How old were you?
It was in fourth grade.
Nine year old.
Why are they sending me home with this?
Yeah.
From the school.
What am I going to do with?
Where is a student putting this?
Could you even carry it?
No.
Yeah.
I should have played cello or violin or something.
Even a cello would be massive.
It would be huge.
But like, yeah, it leaned up.
It took up an entire room.
And one day,
just exploded.
Holy shit.
I played coronet trumpet.
Ooh.
Can you still rip?
I'm sure I have the ability to, but I really didn't understand music until my dad
showed me, here's a guitar string with frets.
We have a piano.
They're the same thing.
That's when everything went in my head.
Gotcha.
And then I learned a power cord.
Um, all right.
The love of God, how is switching to us Batman?
Listen.
Gotham was in shambles, right?
So young Bruce Wayne, you know, devastated by what he's seen and what he's been through,
worked tirelessly to change the city, you know?
He did something nobody else had done.
People thought he was crazy.
The police, the GCPD was on his ass.
Mr. Gordon believed him.
You know, one day, the day came where, you know, other heroes rose up to help Batman.
more villains rose up because just at the presence of Batman
but there was one day
where Gotham was safe enough just from the idea of Batman
you know
Batman having ever existed
made Gotham a safer place to be
because he could get you
you know he might be might get me
if I do a bad thing
so Batman could take some time off
Batman could go away for a while
that never lasts forever
it's Gotham
it's a dangerous place to be
and to live
so every now and then
Batman's gonna come back
and remind motherfuckers
that he's out there
I'm genuinely impressed
Costco by the way
Costco or Sam's Club all day
I'm a recent executive member
Where are we
When do we get hard songs by soft bands
Yeah that'll be coming up
Very soon
Probably could have done that today
There's a question from clerk
What's your favorite thing about working together
and what is a challenge about working together?
Challenge about working together is
week to week,
like day to day,
there ain't much together.
Yeah, right.
But what's the thing about working together,
it's easy.
It's very easy.
This is a great episode.
We've also been together since Wednesday,
Thursday.
I haven't even thought about it.
Yeah, you know.
Literally not an active thought in our mind.
The most challenging thing about working together
is like fucking up.
Like it is.
It's not like I ever set out to do so
or that I'm like relishing in like carelessness.
Yeah, I know.
Things happen and it's very frustrating.
Right.
And there's aspects of this where it's like
it would take more time
to send you this file
and ask you to help me with it
than it would to just take five minutes to do it.
But though all of those things,
like all those five minutes add up to about six
hours.
So I don't know.
It's tough.
But it, you know, it is what it is.
We make it work.
We always make it work.
You set aside $100 a month for streaming services.
What do you buy?
Oh, I see.
So, like, of $100.
I would say HBO Max.
HBO Max.
Spotify or Apple Music.
Or both.
Shudder.
Yeah, you're a shutter.
Paramount Plus was
They got some movies.
You know what's kind of stacked is Apple TV, dude?
Apple TV has got a lot.
And I'll tell you what.
It's always good.
Netflix is pissing everyone off.
It's shot,
it's pissing all of us off.
I'm over it.
The recent WWE announcement.
Oh, that's pretty cool.
It's going to get me there.
Peacock, big peacock guy.
Peacock rocks, but now with WWE leaving, it is like,
I don't know that it's leaving, though.
YouTube TV.
Oh, that's the one.
Sorry.
YouTube premium 100%.
100%.
It's my favorite movie of all time.
It's the best.
Deserted Island pick for anything is YouTube premium.
Favorite home.
cooked meal. Like that I make
or in general? I think in general, yeah.
My dad is a southern born
corn fed motherfucker.
And his chicken and dumplings are like
that's the one. Really? That's death row.
Very nice. My mom makes
Big Ziti. There you go.
There you go. Just had some.
Episode dedicated to typo. We're working on it. Don't you worry about it.
They all cut our.
Grocery store, hot bar cuisine, Mount Rushmore.
It's Airwine.
Arawan is all four heads.
And in there, it's any kind of brisket.
Yeah, something without a bone.
There you go.
Moes fucking sucks.
Anybody talking about Moes in here?
Favorite Lord of the Rings character.
Go off, King.
Let's go outside of the fellowship.
Yeah.
I truly think that Theodin sacrifices the most,
comes in clutch the most.
And I'm talking theatrical, obviously.
I'm talking the movies only.
the guy wakes up
finds out he's been fucking everybody over
finds out his son is dead
says I'm going to protect everybody
oh shit they're coming for us
well we're going to fend them off
thank you Gandalf
but listen I got to do what's best for my people
yeah and you know what
Rohan or I'm sorry
Gundor calls for aid
and Rohan will motherfucking answer
and shows up and then dude
twice twice he clears out
the orcs on the fields of light
I think it's called, is the battle.
They all retreat behind the men of the East,
who are the mercenaries.
He says, form a line, motherfuckers,
and they charge at those ali fonts.
And he dies on the battlefield to the witch king.
Right.
He's the man.
You know who I like is the Hobbit that doesn't snitch?
The one's like, there's no hobbit.
No hobbit here.
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no, there's no, no.
No baggons here.
No, no, no.
He, he reverses.
Oh, he says they're all in hobbit.
He's, he's down there.
He's a bad guy.
So I'm a rosy guy myself.
I like Rosie.
Sam's wife, Rosie.
She's my favorite.
An interesting thought.
I always thought that at the end of, when they go back.
I thought those were his kids.
Well, it's Peter Jackson's kids.
I know that, but I'm too.
I thought that the guy who's holding the pumpkin is Smeagle.
I thought that was, what's his face?
It looks just like him.
Andy Circus.
I thought that was him.
It's not.
And it's just a coincidence.
Just a guy.
I can't believe that.
I just put together that guy if it's snitchers.
I was like, then he's a real one.
Yeah, but instead he's...
He's just like, no, this is where they are.
That way, bro.
Who's the William Shakespeare of hardcore lyricists?
Dude, honestly, in the eyes of the Lord,
some stuff on there.
Bruce is up there.
In terms of, like, sheer intelligence.
Shakespeare is as a poet, like, poetry.
Right, like, defined poetry.
Screenplay, even.
Well...
Who is the William?
Shakespeare of hardcore lyricists.
Like somebody where I hear a big
word and I go, how the fuck did they know
to something? Earth crisis. Yeah, those are
crazy. He's got some crazy lyrics. Those are Shakespearean.
Yeah. And biblical.
It's Scott Vogel.
Covering a track of Lucifuge, what would it be?
Probably like Killer Wolf or something. Or,
nah, it would be her black wings. That's the song
that got me into dancing.
Snakes of Christ? Long way?
It would be, it would be, uh, blackwings.
That's the one.
That's the song.
Um, favorite directors.
Kashi Mike.
Uh, I mean, Scraisezzi.
Miyazzi.
Skorcese.
Fucking.
Fucking.
And I really like.
Denny.
Vin, you know.
Kurisawa, you know.
Love the Cohen brothers.
Sergio Leone.
Favorite no effect song is the.
bruise. The bruise fucking rocks.
It's what made me realize that
Oi was okay. Nice. Nice.
Top five hate breed songs.
Good one. That's so fucking, that's the hardest thing I've ever been
asked. All right.
Songs. Songs.
So I'm gonna, I want to purposefully spread.
Proven.
Puritan. Not one truth.
These are your. These are mine.
The holder of justice. Before dishonor.
Could not remember that word.
I would go proven.
Doomsayer.
severed
2005 version
uh
burial for the living
really
that's that's betrayed by life
bearer for the living is
uh
dun dun dun dun da shun dun
chintin dun dun
chadun dun dun dun dun
did dun dun dun
st
that's got a dan
get a little
yeah that's awesome
uh
and then I'd probably go
fifth best
Hey, breed song.
Carrie King, one.
Final prayer, that's a great song.
Might be
confide in no one.
Favorite norm bit
when he's talking about 9-11
and he says, don't laugh at 9-11.
He's talking to Adam, his co-host, and he says,
I was there. I walked through
blood and bones to find my brother.
And then Adam's co-host is like,
Jesus. And he goes, he was in northern
Canada.
That's a good one.
Rest and peace.
All right.
Straight up.
How did Colin become an amateur
professional gambler?
I'll be honest with you.
So,
the OG gambler that I know is
Josiah Hofflinger.
And playing into Midnight
Sons with him,
which was a 7-inch
and two record.
We had two records on Closed Gasket.
First record is called Ludomania,
which means gambling addict.
It means addicted to gambling.
For some reason,
I was inspired by that.
And then another big thing is my wife, Lana,
became the personal assistant for one of the biggest slot YouTubers.
So it's a big, it's a whole crazy community is people playing slots.
Watching people play slots too.
I won't legally say which one, but he's the biggest one.
And she was briefly his assistant.
And there's a site called Chamba Casino, which got us through the pandemic.
Like as straight up like I would we did so well on Chambaxino at some point that like it was basically a job
So you were lost a lot too. Yeah, yeah, of course a lot it was it was it was but it was a little over even that at the point where it was like okay. I could get groceries this week because I did our end on Chamba
It should be noted for those of you listening who are thinking about dabbling in any of this that like most of the names you ever hear us talking about who gamble along with us are lifetime
Barry down we're down we're all down very very down we're all down for one guy of
for one guy who's up, but we're all down.
Hey, you two, planning to go to Sound and Fury this year
would be interested in getting tattoo in the area.
Any recommendations for shops and artists?
Go down to Holy Union and Echo Park.
Go see Heather Bailey.
Go see Olivia Cates.
Get it done, man.
It's an awesome shop.
Heather is Edge.
She's into wrestling.
She's into hardcore.
She's into dope music and hardcore.
She's half of the sexiest married couple to ever exist.
Very true.
She is fucking awesome.
She's done three of my tattoos now.
Love her.
She's done the back of both of our necks.
Both of our necks.
And if you got an extra day, if you got extra time, head on down to Costa Mesa.
Go see our buddy Mark Nava at Port City.
If you're getting that tattooed on you at all, you might as well have it tattooed by the guy that did it.
I love seeing people do that.
It's my favorite thing.
Yeah, that's it.
Go to Port City or go to Holy Union.
And yes, we'll be at Sound of Fury.
Yeah, we'll be there 100%.
favorite death metal pit parts
all of my favorite
pit parts are death metal pit parts
Thrones of blood
fucking
all of squire
all of scourge of iron
all of skirts
and nah nah
gunton
fucking epidemic of hate
they're all up there
albums you'd love to see
get the reissue treatment
that likely will never happen
for reasons XYZ
reissue
I would love to see
perseverance on vinyl
for the first time
I had no idea.
Boom.
Hardler records.
Why did you hate Salt Burn so much?
I just thought it stunk.
It was gorgeous looking.
It looked amazing.
It was without substance.
I even liked the weird aspect ratio.
It felt like the first movie I've ever seen that was crafted for TikTok clips.
Oh, shit.
Feels like, and like all of the big moments in it ultimately are for no reason.
And they do this. There's like this twist in there that is like the worst,
least effective, like story plotline device I've ever seen.
And it makes none of the other stuff makes sense.
Interesting.
Or be important at all.
It's terrible.
Death metal Mount Rushmore.
Morbent Angel.
The aside.
Bulltrow.
Suffocation, morbid angel.
Bolt thrower. Cannibal corpse.
Very similar.
Once Upon the Cross is
What Oasis songs
Would you guys cover in your respective bands?
I mean,
Hyvis did it,
but what's the story?
It's like the only...
Morning glory.
Oh, I'm sorry.
The song Morning Glory,
the opening song off of what's the story,
I think is the only feasible one.
Because it's like hard.
So I would do,
I hope I think I know.
That's called.
And as we beg and steal and borrow,
life is hit or miss.
And this,
I hope I think I know.
And it's the whole thing is like, you're like, you're going to miss when I'm gone.
Yeah, right.
But fuck you well.
I'm here.
Great Morrissey song too.
Exactly.
Or lied.
You're going to miss me when I'm gone.
You don't like me, but you let me.
Amen.
And then or maybe roll with it.
Heavy.
You gotta roll with it.
You got to tang.
Yeah, that's true.
Okay.
I think we're at the bottom.
What are your thoughts on Columbus, Ohio hardcore scene as it's becoming more prominent?
I love to see Ohio.
rod. I mean, any time
a real specific place
kind of pops, it's awesome.
How cool is that? Louisville was not at a market.
That's really important. The place
to play there was a fucking living room.
And now look at it. Ten years ago,
it was like, I guess we'll have a routing
show. It's the preeminent fest for
an entire region of the country. And that's
honestly because, like,
a band. A band in like five.
And like five people worked really
fucking hard to make it happen. So that could be
anywhere. And now they have
the fest in the Midwest.
So, and Columbus is,
Columbus is next, I'm in, I'm there.
I can't wait to fucking play Columbus.
Why does Chain of Strength have only one good song?
Glad you asked, Bruce.
Chan of Strength does not only have one of the song.
They have quite a few good songs.
I won't say they have only memorable songs,
but through these eyes, Impact, True Till Death,
they're all good songs.
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
Are they a band that I'm putting on anymore?
No.
No.
Oh, man, I ever put on?
No. Thoughts on liquid death?
I love the still water.
The sparkle don't sparkle no more.
Don't spark on what I found.
And I love the Arnold Palmer,
armless Palmer.
I've never had that.
I love the lime one.
But again,
anytime I find it in any store or any sparkling.
It's also got sugar in it,
which all of them,
all the sparkling,
all the flavored water has sugar in it.
Well, you couldn't pay me to drink it then.
Who gets the couch when Bo visits?
Bo gets the couch.
gets the couch. What do you think of my new couch?
It's awesome. It's deep. That's what makes
good couch.
If you're sitting on it with your back, all the way to the back
cushion, your whole
bottom of your hamstring
should be couch.
So that you got room. If you're sleeping on it, you got room.
I love a chaise lounge. It's got a nice chaise.
And it didn't fit through my front door, so they had to bring it in
through this window.
It was unbelievable. It was unbelievable.
Four Russian guys.
How did that feel?
have a video.
Here it is.
That's unbelievable.
Can you believe them?
I can't believe it.
Their names were straight up like Vladislav, Gladyslav, Alex, and Matt.
Yeah.
Jeff and Matt.
Unbelievable.
Who are you all's favorite moshers and divers?
It's an amazing question.
Because I didn't talk about Jeff from Florida in the FYA episode.
I love seeing Jeff from Florida go off.
He's got a great style.
Mike Body.
Sebastian Pabba
uh...
Moshers
Let's see
John Schama
John
from Vane
John from Vane
Hard Mosher
Um
Trying to think if there's anyone
specific who I know
Divers
Riley Misch used to be one of the great divers
He's
He was in uh souvenirs
He's a Santa Barbara guy
Believes 5G will kill us all
Oh okay
So
All that die
Good for the mind.
Favorite part of Avian and will you be going again next year?
We would love to come back based on what we did.
Favorite part of Avian was just how welcome everybody was.
It's also really like pro.
So like we checked in, got our shit, got right in, never got hassled.
We were in a minute.
Yeah, never got hassled.
Got our credentials, no problem.
Got through security.
Like everything was just like very like, oh, here you go.
And it was inside a casino.
A really nice.
Really, really liked that.
you believe folks fully
understand the influence of the band called death.
Death, the other death,
was a black punk band
that fucking kicked ass.
And when man Corey here,
move has a great point.
No,
I don't think,
but I think there's a documentary about them.
So check that out.
I definitely don't think.
They get their just as they're,
yeah,
they don't get their flowers for sure.
How do you feel about the split
between punk hardcore and metal hardcore?
Can we both exist in harmony?
I don't think those two things
have ever been more unified than they are right now.
So I think we're in a beautiful time.
Except for maybe like agnostic front era,
like early agnostic front,
New York. Yeah. When when like
Paris making distinction of like,
I don't like being called a punk. I think that's like a mean thing.
That's the only time when like it was more unified.
Yeah.
Then right now. I think they are currently like not loose and the chisel
could tour tomorrow and we'd be like,
it's a bad line. I'm on my way.
Yeah.
You guys feel that music videos are a lost form of art.
I feel like people tend to skip over videos at this point.
Shit is expensive, man.
I think we live in a time when video and digital media are so accessible
and so rapidly thrown in your face,
whether it's TikTok or reels or shorts or whatever,
that making one that grabs someone's attention is really difficult.
MTV used to be dedicated to just showing cool shit.
Headbanger's ball used to be dedicated to.
just to just showing cooler.
And now I could,
I guarantee you,
I would bet you a million dollars.
That if I turn MTV on right now,
ridiculousness is on.
Yeah,
there's no music video.
It's no music video.
It's fail army, which I have that.
I'm a subscribe.
Yeah.
I think it,
it's really difficult
to grab someone with a video.
I think Knocked Loose did an excellent job.
I think Code Orange did an excellent job.
It was a great job.
Well, just make something,
making something that,
this should be the goal with any art.
something that somebody wants to experience twice is difficult.
So just trying to think about that as your goal.
That's why I made one that's 40 seconds long.
Is Colin on any shirts and sleeves?
Yeah.
Story of how you ended up playing drums for stigmata.
Twitching Tongues brought Stigmata on tour.
On the In Love, There's No Law Tour.
The package was,
Quishing Tongue's turn style,
Sigmaata, downpresser, angel dust.
Pretty good.
on that tour
stigmata knew Taylor played in Nails
they asked Taylor to play for this is hardcore
because both Jason Bittner
and Derek from One King Down
could not play
Taylor said I can't
I'm not good at filling in for bands
but you should ask Colin because I hear him playing these songs right now
like they this was like
really hymns was like my warm-up record
so they're like we didn't know he played drums can you send us a video so i sent them a video of
the record and half of you unto others and they're like okay you're in we didn't practice
we didn't we we had a five minute conversation about the set which as i've discussed that's
why there's a mistake in there it wasn't my fault they didn't tell me they were doing an extra thing
right i played it like the record yep um i watched that set from behind you yeah and that's all that's all
that happened they just asked me
because Taylor said no.
C standard or C Sharp standard?
C sharp.
Yeah, why?
Like Carnivore.
That's right.
And Master Killer.
Have you ever two jammed together
a thoughts about collaborating musically?
I mean, I'm on a harm's voice song for one.
Yeah.
All the amongst the rest.
We haven't.
We haven't.
Other than Pennywise practice space.
That's true.
Other than playing,
we got to know on Pennywise's gear at the punk rock museum.
Who is stronger?
Colin is strong.
Chili.
Chilis,
Chilis is strongest.
Worst Metallico's song and why is it, I disappear.
Dude, that is not,
though.
That's actually,
objectively not the worst song.
Yeah.
Kind of cool.
You ever seen a ghost?
Yeah, but I've told the story.
Hey.
Hey.
What was the best year for hardcore releases?
Eight,
maybe.
89 was good.
94 was amazing.
94.
Because you get,
those are error-defining.
Yeah.
you know yeah you're right um guilty pleasure band like secretly you love yourself some breaking benjamin
type stuff i don't believe in guilty pleasure just let me just say that but creed has so many
fucking tracks that you just wouldn't believe it i i genuinely believe that disturbed has lots of good
songs the red one yeah the red album yeah the red one it's bangers and indestructible i don't know
that was that the first one okay oh mommy hey mommy why are you that parts of
crazy. I love the tweet
about that where they're like, does anybody
remember the part in the Disturb song where the
guy's mom entered the studio and started beating
his ass?
Yeah, off arms, baby, the goat.
Thoughts on recycling your own rifts
when writing new songs? I think this is a very
creative way to
A, do something
it gets the OG
fans excited and
it's kind of a nice little cheat code.
We also talked, we realize, Seekers of
truth and other side of madness and then kind of you know smart it's there
then you just change the tempo a little bit and we don't it takes somebody what 20 21 years to
put it together yeah oh yes 31 years to put it together oh yeah yeah uh hark core subreddit or
hardcore Twitter which one's worse pretty both pretty bad
The subreddit.
Subreddit is for sure worse because I think, I mean, hardcore Twitter people, I see in real life.
Right.
So some of them.
Everybody on hardcore Reddit is anonymous.
Elaborated on the story of James Screaming Coke.
Oh, did I not ever really tell this story?
I think you did, but it's the best thing ever.
We had just gotten back from Australia, probably like on a Monday or Tuesday.
We're all jet lag.
Nobody could sleep.
We had to leave for this as hardcore on a Thursday or a Friday after practicing.
So we drove overnight from Chicago to Philadelphia.
which is like 12 hours
overnight
James developed
bronchitis
oh
Jay also got very sick
they slept in the hotel room
the whole day
the rest of us were at
the fast I went and picked him up
we played the set
there's a picture of me like smiling
and waving and I'm facing a wall
like I don't really
I remember looking at my hand
you guys were fucked up
I remember looking at my hand
to be like thank God
like you know what you're doing
I was really not feeling great
and then after the
set, James, like, had bronchitis
screaming into that mic.
God, I hope, whoever
saying out of it next, it was okay.
Yeah. We're outside. We're talking to Justin Loudon,
and I was like, James, you want anything to eat?
There's a food truck. No, man. And he said,
yeah, he said, nah, no, no, all right,
and then as I was walking away, his voice was shot, he was just going,
Go!
Go! Go!
Bo! Go!
And I didn't hear him.
Oh, my God.
Incredible.
gay son or thought daughter
I will never
in this life procreate
I will never make a child
and a choice
I did I would hope that one child
will be both of these things
I would love a gay
son who is my thought daughter
who is my thought daughter
is the answer
dead body tribal gay split
when's that coming this year
we both can be at outbreak fest
we would like to but it costs a lot of money
to get there I will be no
yeah okay
that's announced oh good
oh we'll be there
bring back the
Disarmony Rust episode
It was awesome
It was still is
When's the video games episode
I don't know how to do that
Or what you want to hear
Terminator
This is a great one
Terminator and Terminator 2
It's T2 all the way
Much but
It's a similar comparison
To alien and aliens
One is like space horror
One is an action
Space action
T1 and T2
Is one is like a sci-fi
Horror
Yeah
And one is a sci-fi action.
It's T-2.
It's not even close.
Even just driving around here, I see, like, the overpass over the Bidus.
The Sherman Oaks Gallery, where the Sherman Oaks arc light was is the, that's the mall.
That's the mall.
Where that poor guy just gets fucking annihilated.
I know, but the real, the red-headed kid from Pete and Pete.
The real one.
That's a real.
That's who should have been in Hobbiton.
Yeah, 100% should have had him.
If y'all were to start your career as drag queens tomorrow, what would your drag names be?
This is good.
Bowen.
No, no.
Boaters.
Yeah, exactly.
Bone hooters.
I've never thought about this.
I think my mom was going to, my parents were going to name me Samantha if I was a girl.
They were going to name me Dawn.
So, Dawn.
Maybe I, Dawn is a.
Dawn is very dry.
Dawn the Don.
Yeah, I would be like Sammy.
Maybe mine would be Sam, which.
Whoa!
Just a fat witchy.
I would be a big girl.
Sam which I love that yeah oh thank you uh does that mean we since Harmsway's
playing outbreak and we got a live hard law again last year's was incredible uh we were we would
love to do it we're in but but the the actual logistics of doing that tough tough
expensive that's it to get us well harm's way ain't just doing a one-off right exactly so it's true
I don't know how that would have to all happen in one day um what's your opinion on traditionally
Core Fest starting to book more bands
from outside of the genre, I think if it works
and the audience wants it, that's the move.
I think it's borderline and necessity.
Yes. You have to evolve.
You have to listen to people. And if something
works, you follow it. You listen to it.
If it doesn't work, i.e.
Sound & Fury before
Martin and Riley
got it back,
you've done something wrong.
If you misstep in a way
that you get greedy,
like some guys did,
uh and it's not going to work but you got to listen to the people do you have any plans to come
together to europe again this year how well can both be both speak german um better al's dike
for english that's just for you nice very good i don't have any plans yet i would like to um
let's see what's what's the what could we do as the worst or like the sorry the last one i was
reading the word worst yeah i saw that um
Talk, top three hog riff bands.
What does that mean?
What does that mean?
Howliff.
Howliff, like Southern?
Like, so, yeah, like Southern.
It's Crowbar, it's down.
It's Crowbar.
And it's, uh, yeah.
Go to the, or what's your favorite wrestling finisher?
This doesn't have to be the last one, but burning hammer.
Bernie, that's right.
100%.
Fucking brutal.
Right on his goddamn head.
Yeah.
Mine's razor's edge.
There you go.
I can tell.
going to Japan in October
Any suggestions on what to hit up
This will be my first time on a plane
And I'm stressing any tips on how to deal with anxiety during a flight
This is a loaded question
Yeah, okay
Well first of all the flight
Just bring stuff to keep you entertained
Something to do
You're most likely gonna have a TV
In your seat on international flight
It's pretty much guaranteed
Pretty much although when we went to Japan
The flight to Hong Kong was
I was in the middle of a five-seat row with nothing.
Right.
And that was my flight home from Australia and Jemit.
Domestic planes.
Yeah, domestic planes.
It's brutal.
But I'm almost positive.
That's not.
That wouldn't happen anymore.
Almost positive.
Look it up ahead of time.
You can always check.
Yeah.
You can check what plane you have on here.
Bring.
Get nice, fully charged noise canceling headphones.
That's huge.
Because the plane is loud.
Very loud.
The white noise of the plane itself is loud.
Japan and October.
I'll be there at the end of February.
I'm going for 10 days on the longest vacation I've ever been on.
So I'm going to have a bunch of episodes ready to go so that nobody misses anything.
I'm going to work my ass off and get it done.
Record store, go to nerds.
Go to nerds for sure.
That's an independent store run by hardcore kids.
And then disc union is everywhere.
Oh, okay.
There's a bunch of them.
And they all have a hardcore punk floor where they got like,
like vintage shirts
really Japanese punk records
for no money
American punk like I have five dollarly venom's
I have a famous monster's picture disc
you know that I got there for 20 bucks
holy shit so it's
go to go to every disc union you see because they all
have different stuff and two more points
there's an awesome YouTube channel that is
traveling all around Japan
it's completely it's like there's no
words it's completely just ambient noise
taking ferries and buses and trains and stuff all over and like eating and like the best ways to do it
and pack yourself a little like sleep bag they call it just like a little pouch with like maybe some mouthwash
deodorant face scrub kind of guys freshen up on that plane after you wake up from your the only nap you'll
really take yeah you'll feel really good interesting i didn't know that it does it for me so you know
February is going to be busy for me but march is going to be busy is going to be i'm going to every weekend
So the next two months, we're going to load stuff.
At some point, there's going to be a three-week run of the New York Hardlore saga.
And my God, that stuff is good.
And then we've got Brandon and San Diego area coming up.
We've got Tray from Dying Fetus coming up.
Avian.
Avian coming up.
We got the punk rock museum.
Yeah, the punk rock museum coming up.
I think we're set.
I think we're good.
Thank you all so much for joining us this week.
We love you very much.
We'll see you soon.
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