HardLore - Tied Down Fest 2023
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Welcome. It's Hardlord time. How are you, Bo? I'm so good, buddy, buddy boy. Wonderful. I'm nice and tired. Are you in? Back to back to back to back to back to back to back. But we had a wonderful time this weekend at Tide Downfest. Detroit Rock City.
Rocked. Detroit Rock City. Tied Downfest, Edgeman Screen Printing. This is the second.
annual
Tide-down
Fest.
I would have
thought this thing
had been going
for 15 years
by now.
Yeah.
I mean,
we'll get to it.
We did a little
bit of stuff
before the fest,
but holy moly.
It was so smooth,
so easy.
What a time.
Our table had
a name tag on it,
you know?
And I'm used
to scratch and clawing
for a quarter of a table,
you know?
For a band,
let alone a silly podcast.
Exactly.
just unbelievable.
So, you know, we'll start, we'll go chronologically here.
If you are, if you're looking to just get right into the fest itself, click this timestamp right here.
We'll get there soon.
Oh.
What happened first?
You flew in Wednesday.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
I really did.
That's what happened first, buddy.
So I like to get my bearings.
You know, I like to go to these, I like to go to these things.
bright and early, especially when we're going to be filming stuff for days before.
I got three hours to adjust to. I'm a baby when it comes to sleeping.
So I got in Wednesday with Sean fucking say, our videographer.
And I thought, you know what? It's night one. I'm on West Coast time.
There's an MGM grand right up the road, baby.
I might as well try some gambling
How'd you do?
This is like Guinness book.
Yeah.
Like fastest.
Man loses $500 faster than
any man ever has.
So Guinness, if you're listening.
If you're listening, we are a novel.
I did it.
I was not there.
I did not gamble yet.
I flew in the following day.
Would you play?
All right.
So let me break you guys down.
Let me break the listeners down.
Yeah.
If you heard our LDB recap, you'd know, I'm a big huff and more puff guy.
And you know, I believe in the power of never stopping.
And that that's the way do you do it.
You got to lose to win a lot of the time, you know?
Because what you pump in is going to come back out.
someday. I mean,
it's like a law of nature.
Why not you? Disappear.
No. It comes back out.
So I'm playing Huff and Warpuff that first day.
Pump 500 bucks in, no problem.
You know, I'm up and down a little bit,
but I'm down all the bit.
Is it Andy with you?
No, it was just me and Sean.
That's right. Just me and Sean.
So, Sean, the trooper, comes with me for some reason.
And we Uber there and Uber back
under an hour. And it's like 20 minutes from a hotel.
And again, again, if you listen to the LDB recap, you'd know my ATM cash withdrawal limit is $500.
So thank God for that.
Just because the second night, you wait.
I was there.
I went the second night.
Okay.
I don't think you did.
Thursday?
No, that was where I went with Dan and Andy.
Oh.
I didn't go.
And that was where I spent my $500 and then I zeld Dan another $500.
No, yeah, I was there.
Were you sure?
Well, we did that.
No, this happened again, Beau.
You're thinking, no, that was the second time.
But Thursday during the day was a great day, right?
Thursday during the day, we went.
This is always so tricky because I don't want to give stuff away.
I know.
We can do it a little.
We did a little hauntler.
Oh, my God.
And we went to a place called the Whitney in Detroit.
Go ahead and look it up.
The most haunted mansion in Detroit.
And we hung out with, what was Mr. Brothers' name?
I don't know.
Scott?
His name was Whitney.
Hung out with Whitney.
I'll look him up really.
We took this incredible tour.
This is the best hauntler yet, 100%.
Oh, dude, by fucking.
This is like a pilot for a major motion picture TV show.
I forgot.
We hung out with Tony.
He carved out some time out of his very busy day as a restaurant manager, took us on a tour of the grounds.
Listen, television, we know you've got the big strike gone.
A couple big strikes gone.
Hit us up, dude.
And we're not part of no union.
No, no.
We'll cross the picket line.
Well, no, it's a different picket line.
That was great.
We had Beef Wellington.
Okay, now you're giving way too much.
Is that too much?
All right, we had beep.
Anyway, had a great time.
Yeah, it was great.
And Kiltz, definitely the best one.
100% for sure, for sure.
And then was that the same night?
Man, we did a lot that day, huh?
That was.
Was that or is that right?
We don't need to talk about any of the other things.
Because they'll see them very soon.
Yeah, right.
And they're short and sweet.
We went back to the MGM that night.
This is where I went back to.
the MGM, you know, I got, I was, I was determined to get it all back from the Huff and more
Puff at the MGM Graham, the one on the right, if you're there now, listen to. Yeah, that,
that major is, if that's okay, that's the thing. So if you're listening to this, go to the MGM
Grand, Detroit, Michigan. The Huff and Puff, the Huff and more Puff on the right,
facing the valet door. Yeah, there's a cluster of two Huff and more Puff, and then a third
Huff and more Puff on the back, and then next to it is Eureka Train. So,
the other side of that, the one on the right facing the door, if you're there,
I guarantee the major is still pumped to the gills from me.
So you get it back for me and you give me a call.
I'll take 30, 40% max.
Easy.
Because I did that.
I lost it all that day.
The next day was, of course, the now we're at the official tied down pre-show.
Right. At Edgeman.
Yeah.
Which was cool.
Very cool.
It's a big-ass place.
It's a full-on business.
It's like the best venue in Detroit now.
You played the show.
What did you think?
Oh yeah, Weapon X played second.
It was fun.
You know, it's really fun to play in a band where like the pressure is very low.
Yeah.
And like it's, you know, you're not on tour.
We're not all hoping to get a paycheck at the end of this month-long thing or whatever.
It's just guys being dudes having fun.
You clock in, you clock out.
I love that.
It's, it makes it just so much easier and fun and played with my, played with a bandana on shirt off.
And, uh, but that sucks, man.
Playing with your shirt off fucking sucks.
I mean, if you're a big buff, sexy guy, it's probably,
Fun.
Yeah, but just the way I play guitar, the nylon strap lights.
Yeah, he don't slide.
Right.
It's really awkward.
Yeah, you couldn't.
Normally, you'd have to zel me.
You could not zel me to play guitar with a shirt off.
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
We shot some stuff at Edgeman prior to.
Tell, you know what?
I was thinking about this today.
I'm a new owner of a pair of Warby's.
Tell your saga.
What a saga it was.
Went to the mall.
the Troy Mall, whatever it's called.
Somerset.
Somerset Mall.
I forgot.
I left my sunglasses at home.
I'm nothing without a pair of sunglasses.
Let me tell you what.
I live for these fucking things.
I lost them.
Didn't bring them.
Got a brand spanking new pair before this pre-show.
That's right.
Got my classic pair.
I know I got a funny face.
You might not, you might be able to tell.
You might not be able to, depending on, you know, how you feel about me.
but I know by the one.
I got a weird face and certain, if glasses are too big,
it accentuates the weirdness.
It really does.
The shape of all my stuff,
you've seen it.
You've seen me try on like what would be a normal pair to others
looks like a bug on my,
it looks like,
who's this mutant man?
But a normal pair,
the Percy from Warby Parker.
That's my guy.
And then medium,
not the wide.
The medium.
I don't come at me with the wide one.
That makes me, that transforms me into some kind of freak, into some sort of freak of some kind.
Some kind of monster.
You can't, you know, exactly.
These are the eyes that don't fit glasses.
That's me.
But at the Edgeman pre-show, brother, I left them in Jimmy's office while we were shooting all our stuff during the pre-show, right?
And Jimmy, just so you know, if you're listening, I left them in that.
And then I tweet, I couldn't find them.
I'm devastated.
I'm not going to go.
Just hours prior.
Yeah, hours.
I'm not going to go fucking run everybody's pockets for a pair of sunglasses.
You know, I accept that they're gone.
I lose sunglasses all the time.
Yeah, they're not cheap, but they're not like crazy expensive.
They're 100 bucks.
Yeah, you know, like they're, it's a reasonable inexpensive pair of nice.
It's a purchase.
But when it's gone, it's like, ah, yeah.
All right.
I guess I got to get it.
And everybody goes, no, buy cheap sunglasses.
I can't.
I look like a freak of sorts.
Yes.
They don't work.
Anyway, I make a funny little post about how I lost them.
And then they turn out,
and then they magically turn up on some table at Edgeman that I was never even near.
That they were never even near.
Like there's no, yeah.
So if that was you and you're listening.
nice work.
You did it.
Good theft.
Yeah.
And I'm glad you came around.
Thanks for, I got them back, I wore them all weekend.
They saved me on Saturday.
Oh, we'll get there.
Holy cow.
I forgot about that.
A lot happened.
We left and we ate at buddies.
Wasn't into buddies.
Not too good.
Buddies Detroit style.
the same as Pizza Hut Detroit style.
Yeah, it really didn't do it for me.
Same thing.
But, and obviously we filmed it,
so I won't talk that much about it.
The night prior, we had just a glorious Jets meal.
And a real experience.
Truly, truly, yes.
Just out of this fucking world.
Yeah, that was not stable.
You know, our buddy Jack did assure us
that we went to the wrong buddies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, we know how that is.
And we know Dan,
even said it when we were leaving, like, there's nothing worse than taking a group somewhere
on your recommendation and everyone being like, nah.
That's like such a, so like, we all get it.
We went to the wrong one.
That's all it was.
Went back to the casino.
Yes.
Oh, man.
So a trend started, a pattern really started.
This was when we had a wild ride this night.
Did we?
Yeah, this was the.
This was the night where I lost it all, got it all back, lost it all.
Remember?
How did you get it back?
I had that I had that Cleopatra bonus that was fucking dynamite.
That was fucking sin.
I had a Dragon Link bonus.
I had like six Dragon Link bonuses that were like pretty good.
This was the night when you took out money, waited until after midnight.
Took out more money.
12.01 a.m. hit. I was good to go again. Okay. I lost too. I don't gamble as hard as you.
I'm generally like two or three hundred bucks a night. That's what I'm going to do.
God, I would have loved. If I was here down two or three hundred bucks, I'd be popping fucking Martinelli's celebrating.
Sparkling cider. Just, ah. But this is where I started to notice a trend where it was like, man, nothing. I got, I got bonuses.
Well, apparently good.
They turned off winds at the casino.
They turned off.
This is the night, Bo.
Yes, sir.
Where I felt bad juju in the casino this whole night.
Oh, and you found.
And I posted something about how, you know, this place sucks.
This place fucking sucks, I think, was verbatim.
And somebody told me, Chris Cornell killed himself there.
That's it.
That's the juju.
The guy who wrote the theme for Casino Royale killed himself in the MGM Grand Detroit,
one of the great rock frontmen of our time.
And that's why I didn't win.
Dark.
Nobody won.
Nobody won.
Like, we'll get to it, but nobody won.
The gang is down.
It was bad.
I lost a lot of money.
Lost all the money in the world, frankly.
And then it was time.
Day one of Tide Down Fest.
Oh, dude, Drifter Coffee.
Oh, yeah, that was God.
The fucking jam, dude.
So Drifter Coffee, Danny Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania,
Angelo's Pizza Fanatics, listening.
There's this place called Drifter Coffee.
I don't even think Pride Month had anything to do with it,
but it was fully adorned with, like, you know,
trans people are welcome here, gay people welcome here.
Yeah.
It was a very welcoming, friendly place.
They had this, like, feta tomato croissant.
Crescent, yeah.
With a tomato jam.
This tomato jam blew our asses.
We were sitting there trying to figure out, like, what is this?
Yeah, why does it, it doesn't take, like, when you look at it or hear about a tomato jam,
you're going to think, like, like, marinero sauce?
Like, that's weird.
No, no.
It was.
It was.
Note for note.
The same.
culinary symphony as Angelo's pizza sweet sauce.
Sweet sauce pizza.
And with a warmed up croissant.
Oh,
Quasso.
That was so good.
And it was a good way to start.
Yeah.
Such a huge day.
Now we're at Tidedown Fest.
Dude, hold on.
You know what we haven't even talked about yet?
What?
The most insane Uber drivers we've ever collectively had the entire weekend.
What is that?
the fucking water in Michigan.
Well,
is best dose or something.
Lead.
Yeah,
probably lead.
Dude.
I ended,
I ended with
maybe the craziest one.
So did me and Andy.
So we'll get there.
But I got picked up on Thursday.
Oh God,
that fucking guy.
By a guy.
So like,
as a lot of airports are.
He called me first
because I ordered it for you.
Because you ordered it.
There's a lot of,
there's a lot of airports.
You have a specific Uber ridechair app.
I think,
every airport now.
Yeah, yeah.
So, like, I hate it, but I get it.
I understand why you need it that way.
It's easy. It reduces the bottleneck in the airport.
The LAX one fucking sucks.
Yeah, you got to take a bus.
Because you got to take a show.
But traffic at LAX was like,
undue, you couldn't do it.
You could not drive through it.
And now that's over.
So this guy calls,
so I go to the right, I go to the spot where you're,
I'm being a good boy.
And the guy calls Colin.
He goes,
Hey.
He sounded like the long month guy.
What?
He sounded like the long monk guy.
Yeah.
No, he really did.
He was like, hey, I'm here.
Hey, uh, anyway, you could come to the eighth floor.
And I, it's like, what do you?
What do you?
I mean, I was like my, my friend, you're picking up my buddy and he's in the ride share
section.
And he's like, yeah, I just dropped off a guy.
I figured it'd be easier if you just met me on the eighth floor.
That's not how this works.
Let me go.
That's not how it works.
even if I wasn't at the airport.
No, you're picking, I'm paying
to be picked up. But of course
it's easier to just be like, yeah, man, he's on his
way. Yeah, of course.
I wouldn't argue it either.
No. So I had to make my,
I went back to the airport. I went to the
upstairs, downstairs, he wasn't there. And then finally,
you gave me his number and I talked to him and he was like, I'm on the
floor of the parking garage, which he never
said. He never said parking
garage. He was giving you at two
which means he paid, he got
a ticket to go into the
the parking garage.
Right.
Rather than go to the pickup section of the airport.
So I'm walking around with a suitcase, my little bag, and a guitar, and made my way back,
go up to the eighth floor of the parking garage.
I finally, he's beeping at me, but his car didn't match the car in the app.
So I thought a guy was just beeping at me.
And then finally was like, hey, I'm right here.
And so he picked me up.
We're leaving.
And he's like, he's flabbergasted that he had to pay to leave.
the parking garage.
Yeah.
He's like,
I was,
it was literally
that scene from Fargo.
He's like,
I was just in here,
you know,
trying to argue with the guy.
It's like,
I,
I would never go into an airport
parking garage.
Never.
That's the rule number one through 10.
You don't do it.
You're getting fucked.
And this man
rightfully got fucked.
And then on the way
to the hotel,
he missed two exits.
I was watching the map
and it would be like,
like this is the,
It's like a straight line from airport to hotel.
And he'd be like,
yeah, dude, he was like, so what do you,
he really wanted to know why I had a guitar.
And he's like, what are you doing?
You playing a, playing a restaurant or something?
He was convinced I was playing a restaurant.
I'm flying to Detroit to play a restaurant.
Fucking Bob Edwards.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, so whatever got us there.
And then we just had like,
The whole weekend was just like the wildest, like...
They only got crazier.
Truly.
The last one I got was flying down the freeway on the way to the airport with his window down.
Trying to talk to me.
Yelling out the window thinking it would be easier.
Where you got from?
It was like, it was crazy.
Where you just have to humor him.
Awful.
Remember we got picked up in that huge pickup truck
from the coffee spot we were just talking about?
Yeah, yeah.
And, like, had to put everything in the bed
and then remember he, like,
he just, like, barreled into place.
Like, that was crazy.
They're all wild down there, man.
The songs are real.
The place is crazy.
We're okay, but now we're at time.
Now we get there, yeah.
Let's go through these.
We had, yeah, okay.
We had three sets to do that day.
We did.
Cuminatively.
you know, together.
So it was, it was a stressful day.
It was a full day.
You know, set up our little shirts,
which is a very cool thing to be able to do.
Thank you to all of you who picked one up.
Helps a lot.
I lost it all.
Who opens?
Moral pollution.
First band on Tide Downfest.
Straight up.
It's my buddy, Joe Pellesci on bass of true love.
You know, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's, he's,
the band.
Stayed with him every other time I've ever been in Detroit.
Moral pollution opened.
It's like Clevo,
DB type shit.
It's awesome.
The drummer saved the day.
He's the only drummer who brought another rack tom.
No kidding.
So me and George from Dead Body are both dual rack boys.
So he made that happen.
Thank you to him.
This was immediate,
like really early on.
it was very obvious that like, oh, every band's just going to have a really good set.
Yeah.
Right away.
That venue is awesome.
The venue is awesome.
It's the way the merch situation is a little scary.
It's a little scary.
Because like there's got to be some kind of way to discourage that room being full during bands, you know?
Very good point.
So the merch is like separate from the show area.
Yeah.
It's like a big L almost.
And in the little.
But it's also next to the stage.
So you could be waiting in line and still see, which I think is, that's kind of where.
I see.
It's like, I might as well wait in line.
Because I can see this.
Right.
Which I understand the waiting in line because you're like, okay, I've been here this whole time.
I want this shirt.
Yeah.
But this is where the app, the Hard Lord merch app, will one day come in handy, baby.
Someday.
We'll get it.
We'll get there.
but yeah the merch was kind of off and then towards the food truck area so that was good but yeah
buying merch during bands we were very you and I will get to but when we were shooting our stuff
the following day we were very cognizant of don't do something during bands yeah because
nothing should take away from the most important part of weekend but you know it's up to the
band in a way to earn
the set being good
playing ain't always enough
you're like dead body set wasn't particularly
crazy but we fucking rock
so you rocked out so I had a good time
and hopefully that made the people that chose to watch it have a good
time. Antiof was second what did you say
both Andy up was second Antiof was second
fast
Grand Rapids is another this is a this is a
Michigan to Michigan.
Yeah.
Which is the second band ever from Grand Rapids.
It's True Love, who's barely from Grand Rapids.
Never detained who's actually from Grand Rapids.
And then now we've got Antio.
Yeah.
Straight up H.C.
Yeah, fast.
Just try to do.
Dica da-da-a-gat.
You know.
Yeah, yeah.
A bygone era.
Remnant of a bygone era.
Antio.
Even the name sounds like.
It's coming.
Yeah.
It's coming back though.
I feel the pendulum swinging.
I really do.
I hope it doesn't swing all the way
because I love
double bass.
But other than that,
swing.
Do your thing.
Yeah.
Do your swing.
Do your swing.
What was next?
Hold my own, baby.
My beloved chain,
Merrill.
Yeah, my beloved chain Merrill,
I don't believe was
in attendance.
They're doing a lot.
They are.
So I think there's going to be fill-ins.
But Shane told me the other day at the obituary show that he's going to do as much as
he can.
So that's cool.
But good for them.
It's hard.
It's hard doing band stuff as like an adult.
Yeah.
He's a grown ass.
Man.
Everything fucking conflicts.
Greg is in a situation.
We did an amazing mini at LDB with Greg that people will see.
He's the man.
He's a lifer in this.
in this world.
It's really cool to see him
fronting a sick man.
Yeah, again.
Yeah.
Covering killing time, you know?
That's,
that's right.
What was it?
Which song was it?
Was it telltale?
It was telltale.
It was probably telltale.
It was always telltale,
but it always should be a telltale.
It'll be real.
Yeah, this was great.
Good set.
Missing Link was next.
Missing Link was next.
Also,
one of my favorite sides of the weekend
really
wow
this is this is
like missing links vibe
in general is
is CY certified HC
yeah it's right up your ass
it's for up but it's for my ass
um Paul Dove
my OG plays drums
formerly of world of pain
he's a barber
I told that story on here
which one
Paul when we were at FYA
Oh.
Paul's brother is someone who I've worked with at Ernie Ball.
And one time a tour we were on was in Southern California,
and his brother Tim emailed me or text me or whatever and asked,
hey, my brother's trying to get into the show and sold out, whatever.
Can you get him in?
No problem.
Of course.
You know?
Yeah.
Got him in.
And I don't remember why.
I don't remember this happening.
Right.
Like this is, Paul told me this when we met each other again.
at this hard rock at FYA and he was like yeah i like came up to you and was like hey um
tim's my brother like thanks and i i i guess i just i totally was just like okay that was my
reaction which is like you piece of shit yeah was so shitty and also like is that real like
what was going on in your personal life where i don't know i don't that's that had to have been
the case though it had to have been i know meltdown bow now yeah you know i know i know
No personal meltdown.
I know this.
And you're like...
He's texting.
And you're like...
Back to personal meltdown.
So Paul, if you're listening, it was a personal meltdown.
It was a personal meltdown. Apparently, I don't remember it happening.
Lo is so sorry.
I still feel bad about it.
I read missing link and I go, ah.
Well, I watch Paul right from the view of his ass, the entire set.
I feel like they're going to be a huge band.
Cool.
I think they're one of the next.
big things. I think they're going to be playing a lot higher on all these best
next year. We should start like a hard lore pool where we bet on the band. Yeah, yeah,
next big things are like next direct support for tour packages. Oh, that's good. That's fun.
Yeah, we should just throw darts at a board and make a tour. Like, this is your tour now. You got to do it.
You got to do it. D block. D block was up next. Detroit's own. Now, D block might have had the moment
of the weekend.
Yes.
When you're in Detroit,
you're playing a festival
in Detroit.
You're from Detroit.
You're the hometown guys.
You've got to go hard.
It don't go much harder
than having Little Caesar himself
on stage pitting for your band.
Caesar the man.
He was outside cooking pies in the truck.
And then he's like,
hold on guys.
D-Block's fine.
I got to go.
He fucking hit the pit hard as fuck on stage for D-Block.
Fucked back off.
Cook pizzas all weekend.
Straight back to the oven.
Yeah.
So, like,
Little Caesar is just like all of us.
You know?
He's one of us,
you know?
I always knew that.
And it's good to finally have confirmation.
How many hot and readys have we collectively eaten in our lives?
Oh, no hyperbole.
Over a thousand.
it's $5,000.
Which is a fucking bargain.
Yeah.
That is over
three years of food.
Yeah.
Under three years of food, just under four,
five grand.
So the hot and ready is $6 now?
I guess so, yeah. Hey.
Signs and wonders, you know.
Still a great deal.
Still a bargain.
That's got to be one of the most devastating blows
to the fast food economy ever.
Because what do we have left?
like the Costco hot dog
and the Arizona Ice Tea
I think are the last two.
And you ever go to a place where Arizona
isn't 99 cents where they make it up?
Yeah.
Well, fuckers.
Arizona hates that.
Yeah, as they should.
Agreed.
Because they're not charging more for cost.
Anyway, is
the quote from the CEO about the hot dog
not one of the most hardler things?
Oh, it is.
If you change the price,
of the hot dog, I will kill you.
That's just like,
that's you in the board meeting.
100%. If I was CEO of Costco,
I would have done the exact same thing.
So maybe I'm the next CEO of Costco.
Maybe I got what they need, you know?
D-Block was sick.
When we were talking to the people, a lot of D-Block.
A lot of D-Block favorite set.
Walking around saw a lot of D-Block shirts and jerseys,
especially the second day, I was saying.
Dynamite.
Maybe this is, maybe next year's their year, the year of D-Block.
Maybe.
Who we have?
I'm just going to say that about every band.
Maybe they're the next big thing.
Who knows?
No, I've got two, I've got two, like, distinct votes for bands who I think are going to.
Like, missing link is for sure one.
D-block is definitely, definitely up there.
Gag was up next from the Northwest.
I've been playing Fest with Gag, I feel like, for a decade now.
Yeah, that's a name that you just, you hear a lot.
Yeah, which rightfully so.
I was getting ready for this set.
I did not catch gag.
Okay.
Well, they've been, I mean, they've been flying the free flag for 10 years now,
better than most bands.
This is a band where, like, we, at one point, we're going to play, like,
a seated theater with gag as, like, Faith Alone was.
And that, like, somehow makes sense, you know?
Oh, interesting.
Like gag is so crazy
That they could rock a seated theater
And it would be like, yeah, that's pretty sick
That's pretty sick
Jeff, who is in gag
Is looking buff as hell
Hell yeah, dude
Good job
Oh, we didn't talk about our little workout
A little hard lower workout
I whipped your ass at the hotel
Yeah, you did, dude
How was that?
Sucked
Fucking sucked
That chest shit fucking bullshit
I hate working out so much
What was your favorite part?
My favorite part was that dude
That dude walking in
Oh and just standing there waiting for us to finish
While we had the playlist going
Yeah just having like
Underdog
Playing and this man just being like
Just waiting
And you know a hotel gym
There's room for
A small child
And then you have two small children working out
Anyway
Secret set was next
Bo, who was that?
Yeah, it was weapon fucking X.
How long have you known that you were going to play the fest proper?
Months.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, we knew like a while ago, before LDB, I think.
Oh, so the case was you're going to play the pre-show, but you're also going to play the
Yes.
Okay.
Because it was like inclinations playing the following day.
Yeah.
Which we'll get to, but which was also a secret, but we knew that.
And us and inclination played the pre-show.
So it was like, well,
as well.
And you know Jimmy.
Man of the people, man.
He gives.
He really does.
He really does.
Gave me my sunglasses back.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
What did you think of the set?
Oh, that's, like, again, it's just a continuation of fun.
Yeah.
It's easy.
I still don't know the set list.
I had to look at Brian in between every song and go, how does this one start?
Oh, my God.
Get it together.
Shut the fuck up.
I don't have your brain.
What do you mean?
You play on those songs all the time.
Yeah, but I've been playing those for fucking 16 years, bro.
You know what I'm saying?
Those I know.
That's muscle men.
Well, why don't these muscle men?
You should be playing them right now.
Shut up.
I don't know.
I just don't know.
My brain is dried.
It's just dried up.
I don't got it.
I don't got it.
But the set was good.
It was awesome.
I was pissed.
Yeah, because.
I had to play right fucking after you.
The Weapon X had like a, like, at like Sound Infure 2007.
If the Weapon X intro pile on happened, it would have been like, that was the crazy fucking thing.
You know, like that was crazy.
That was a legit, like amazing reaction.
Dude, there's an interesting thing that we should talk about.
And it's, it's, I don't want to.
I'm really trying not to.
to sound like a snob because I'm sure at some point in my life I've been guilty of it too.
But now that we live in an era where things can go viral,
people are trying to create the moment always.
Yeah.
It's like you have a little Caesar on here.
That's not, you're not beating that.
Unless it's accidental.
But I just wonder about that and how that has affected, you know,
because you know it's going to be filmed.
We know there's a thousand photographers.
It affects every.
It's going to affect everything from here on on until like cameras are banned.
Band, yeah.
Because every, I mean, but this is not just hardcore.
It's everywhere.
Right.
Everything is being filmed everywhere.
That's right.
Everything, every action you make could be a TikTok where somebody goes,
what the fuck was this guy doing?
And then you're famous.
We were talking to front of the show, Ian, about how crowd work and stuff.
And stuff at stand-up now is like brutal
because people try to interject and be,
make the compilations.
Right.
Blah, blah, blah.
It's an interesting thing.
I don't know.
And I'm not saying that this happened during the Weapon X set or whatever,
but you just,
it's different forms of crowd participation.
You know,
it's like dead bodies,
people moshing or just standing there and watching
because the songs are chaotic and crazy.
And Weapon X is,
I mean,
WebinX has been a band longer,
people know the songs more and you have a frontman which means it's possible for people to sing
along but holy shit they'll like they'll like straight edge weapon X intro thing yeah that's the thing
oh yeah yeah so that man can probably go as far as you guys want it to yeah and tray tray on the drums
my beloved sweet baby boy
who held me down
the entire time.
Just as you did, Beau.
Yeah, yeah.
You two were my techs.
You made it happen.
We'll get there.
But Trey killed it.
He always does.
Very solid.
Dead bodies next.
A really fun thing.
No, go on.
I'll get to it.
Okay.
Go on.
Yeah, I'm jumping out of war.
I had a great time.
Thank you, Taylor, by the way,
for allowing me to use all of your stuff.
Oh, did he?
Yeah.
That was nice.
I mean, he was playing on that same side, so it was probably nice and easy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Use his guitar?
No, not as I brought my guitar.
You brought your guitar, right?
And actually, I used the stage amp, but I used his pedal board.
And he, he dialed it in for me.
So thank you, Taylor.
I love you.
Sound good.
How'd you feel about everybody?
I had a great time.
You, I've only seen you guys twice now.
Yeah.
And the first time, it looked like you were like,
remember the songs, remember the songs.
remember the songs, remember the songs.
And this time it looked like you were like having fun.
Yeah, I was having a blast.
The other, I, I, when I, when something sounds off to me at all, it kills my vibe.
And I think at the LDV one, I was like too loud.
And there wasn't enough bass in my base.
I got you.
So my vibe was shot.
Too much like mid in trouble.
Too much mid.
This one, you know, we checked fucking monitors and shit.
Right.
I felt dialed in.
I really like, I used Alex base.
I really like the way it feels.
That bass is sick.
So I just had a good time.
And Dead Body in general is the way you described Weapon X, where it's like I get to just stress free.
I'm not worrying about this as a career.
Right.
I'm showing up to rock because I like doing it.
Yeah.
That's why we're all there for the same reason, just because we like doing it.
That's awesome.
There's none of us in the band have any expectation.
just like it.
And that makes it more fun,
which maybe makes us all play a little better,
oddly.
Yeah, absolutely.
Yeah, I love it.
You're never going to play better
than when you're like comfortable.
Yeah.
You know.
And I just don't care if anybody,
I don't care.
Yeah.
And that helps.
Yeah.
I just like to play.
And it's not a band that's dependent on crowd participation,
even though there was plenty.
Yeah.
It doesn't make a break a set.
Blast beat.
That's one amazing thing about blast beats.
You just go.
You don't have to do anything.
I watched the whole time from behind you,
behind the amps.
Had a great time.
You guys sounded so good.
Thanks, man.
I had a block.
I love it.
Yeah.
I love doing it.
I'm glad.
Warfare was next.
The birthday boy, Sam Yarmouth.
Sam.
Sam, Sam, Sam.
And a gang of all stars started and ended with Freedom Slam.
Which is hilarious.
So we start and end with the Weapon X intro.
Yeah.
And I like that becoming a thing.
I think that's fun.
If the intro is also the outro, love it.
I love that.
Yeah.
Especially in Detroit when every member of Freedom is there and they're not doing it with you is hilarious.
Yeah, that's very fun.
Great set.
Sam has like a revolving door of people who play in the band, which is hilarious.
I love that.
Yeah, I like that warfare is the Sam Yarmouth Show.
And you get what you get.
You're going to get some covers.
You're going to get the real Sam.
Yeah.
It says birthday today.
Happy birthday, San.
Happy birthday, 35, a young man.
Triple B.
True love was next.
The Last Show Ever.
Can you believe that?
That's pretty wild.
No, I don't believe it.
I do.
But it's pretty wild.
The Last True Love Show ever.
Derek is just the best drummer.
Yeah.
Alec was playing a cool ass less Paul.
People forget that Alex's like this riff guy, but he'll remind you that like he's, he's, he's, his swag on stage.
is the reason, you know, he's cool, he's a cool guy, he's great, he's one of my best friends.
And then, and then the swag.
And then there's this dressing.
Then swag.
And then he does all the moves, he's got all the stuff.
Yeah.
He and I share a love of old Gibson, Les Paul's, old standards.
I mean, does there people who like hate old Gibson Les Paul's?
Of course.
Really?
Yeah, there's strap people out there.
I mean, I love a strap, but I love Les Paul.
Love Les Paul's like that.
the coolest guitar of all time.
Easy.
Easy.
Yeah,
last true love set was sick.
They played a bunch of the songs
from all eras closed with off my chest.
Or no, they played
off my chest with second to last, but that was nice.
That was nice.
That was nice surprise.
Boy, do I love carry-on.
Then we had the monster's, dude.
Oh, yeah.
King Nine.
With,
with a
with a couple of scabs who crushed it.
Amazing.
Yeah.
It's so,
you and King Nine really,
by you,
I mean,
God's eight and King Nine really spearheaded the like.
Yeah,
we got a bunch of people,
so everyone's just going to play.
Yeah.
I love that.
I love that.
It's so fun.
It's so fun.
It should be that.
I mean,
you want to bring all the boys to the thing.
Yeah.
And if you,
there's certain bands where,
if you have three guitars,
it's like,
don't you're not doing the things that need that but king nine three guitars going
dun dun dun dun dun dun is just sick yeah um and i i really like that king nine has cemented
themselves as this like permanent legacy can play any fest any time yeah and they're they're
like as we talked about in dan's episode they're the best example of a band's band done right
Really, yeah, very good one.
Where the band, people in bands, they're so undeniable that the people in bands aren't just like that band is sick.
They're pitting hard as fuck every time they play, which makes people at the show who also love them pit hard as fuck every time they play.
It's an event.
It's a moment every time K9 plays.
In and of itself.
It's its own moment.
There doesn't need to be a TV that breaks.
There can be and there has been.
But it's going to be crazy enough because the songs are good.
Their vibe is good.
The vibe is outstanding.
The vibe is crazy.
Every time.
Yes.
They figured it out.
Yeah.
It's weird to be like a heavy band that people kill each other too, but everyone on stage is just like smiling.
Yeah.
Like everyone's having fun.
It's awesome.
Oh, this is, I forgot.
This is where, so true love ended.
Yeah.
And I was looking out.
I was watching through Derek's ass.
Yeah.
And the lights were hitting me in such a way where I was like,
something weird going on turned around to talk to paul dove and brian garris and realized i couldn't see them
it was like what's going on here and i really and like and this happens to me two three times a year
but i could only see what i'm looking i see a little pinhole that's like directly what i'm
looking at so if i'm looking at you right now on zoom on my screen i could see your little face and
everything around it is a big blur.
It's like objects and shapes.
Yeah.
And colors.
And I was just kind of starting to panic because I was like, oh, God, I'm getting one of these.
An ocular migraine.
An ocular migraine.
And normally, I drink a shit ton of water.
I take a nap and it's gone.
Can't do that.
I'm not in a place where I can take a nap.
I'm not in a position where I can because a couple of bands later I got to play.
Yeah.
So now I'm pumping everything in me that I can just to be like, okay, what can I get rid of?
I'm drinking.
I drink fucking 600 milligrams of cold brew.
I drink 15 waters.
I take six excetrine.
I'm doing all this stuff.
I eat a brisket sandwich from who's it called?
Full rack.
Full rack barbecue, the truck outside front of the show.
Delicious.
I'm doing everything I can.
I had to like, I walked you to the fucking medical center.
I couldn't see anything.
Yeah.
I could not see.
see anything. And I had a
couple people were like
stopped me to be like
dude what's up. You didn't say what's up?
And I just had to be like, I can't see you.
The worst
moment, the worst moment
outside. I could
see the shape of
Scanlan's head, John Scanlan,
beloved John Scanlan of Long Island.
Promoter of shows
for
50 years now.
Lord of stage management. Yes.
Yeah.
He's talking to a guy who stops me to talk about Mark Knava tattoos.
I can't see him at all.
I only see the shape of Scanlon's hair and I can hear his voice and that's how I know it's him.
Oh, my God.
And so I'm having this great conversation with this guy as I can't see a fucking thing.
And talking about Mark Knava, who's like one of my best buddies, love him.
and he's gotten tattooed by him a bunch
and he's like
I say
it was sieve
and I had no
I was like what was your name?
He's like sieve
and I was like
oh my god
I just hugged him
I was like I can't even see you
I'm so sorry
I'm so sorry
so a new friend of the show
Siv he'll be on at some point
what was your name
Siv
Siv
he was like really don't worry about it
where I could not see anything.
What are you going to do?
What are you going to do?
All I could do is panic about the set I had to play.
That's why I didn't sing my Pain of Truth part that I love so much.
Which you broke a streak.
I did.
It's been a streak of like eight shows.
But, you know, their set was still insane.
Yeah, they might be the next big thing, huh?
They might be the big thing.
That's what I'm saying.
Like not even next.
Like there are.
did it. They've achieved it. I love
that group of guys.
It's incredible what they've been able to do with seven
songs in the world. I can't imagine what it's going to be
like with an LPL. Yeah. It's game over
for other music. Right? Yeah. I mean,
if you're already monstrous
and you have something just in the tank ready.
And there are another band where like, because
they grew up in the pit.
These guys grew up in the pit.
Yeah, right.
Which is what it,
that's when people in bands go,
they grew up,
they're real.
So I must,
I have to do everything I can to support them.
Which is how I feel,
which is how King Nine,
I'm sure feels.
Yeah, right.
Best,
just the best lads,
they're going to take over
and sendiery's next.
These,
these guys.
Why?
I play after them.
They're monsters.
I don't know.
It's a different,
you get a different,
it's a different reaction,
obviously.
It's two different crowds of people,
but man,
this was unbelievable.
Incendiary,
hot off,
one of the craziest shows,
videos I've seen
from the Metro the night before.
Yeah.
Show up,
Brian's taller than ever.
He grew.
And they just,
rip. Yeah. They just rip.
Yeah, they're, there, again,
they've been a band for so long.
So long. Like 15 years, I think.
Yeah. It's crazy.
I mean, I identify with them.
You know what I mean? Yeah.
But like, you know,
it's their, they can,
they can play any fest anytime.
Yeah. They can't, they can't tour.
So this is what you're going to get from them forever.
And, you know, they have toured.
They've done it.
Yeah.
They've done things.
And every time you see them, it's just like, holy shit.
Yeah, that's crazy.
That's the reaction I have every time.
I know.
And there's something about them that is so palatable to absolutely everyone.
You know?
Like the combination of the riffs being like Juilliard-esque,
Danny being a like Nick Jet type solid drummer who doesn't miss things.
Brendan having the most accessible voice you've ever heard.
And recognizable.
Immediately.
Like,
oh,
there he is.
There he is.
Yeah.
You should take it as a,
like a gold star that you followed them.
You know what I mean?
Like we did it.
And did it and did it well.
There wasn't the like,
at all, you know.
No, I felt great.
From what I saw,
it was one of our.
best sets ever. Yeah, you cracked a code with putting on your sunglasses.
Oh my God. It was unbelievable. But you put them on and it helped, right?
Walking around with the sunglasses, I was like Cyclops and X-Men with the Ruby Quartz
glasses where he was keeping my lasers away. I could finally like see a little bit.
But I was still in panic mode for the most part before we played.
I could register. This is this is, this is
I was put at ease when before we played, I could just see people.
Oh, yeah.
Like it was filled to the brim to the front.
And it was never not.
Right, which to me was like, we're fine.
If Harmsway ever has sets like that, they're few and far between.
But if we ever have sets like that, it's always the best.
Yeah.
It's the best.
That's how it felt.
It was like, oh, this is about to be the best.
Yeah.
And it felt like after Sounding Fury, it was like, that's probably,
best want ever so take that jimmy good job what uh what happened with the intro sample
alec alec gets stressed about the samples because yes he does them like they're all on his little
pedal yeah so he just goes just plays it switches the next one plays it with a little pedal yeah he just
turned it off he said he was literally like brer per per pro
we're number one.
And he looked to me and went, oops.
And I said, fucking asshole.
Yeah, straight into it.
Which, and it's, it's because he stresses out about it that something bad happens.
Of course.
You know?
And the rest of it went off without a hitch otherwise.
Yeah.
Martine's head blew first note.
Oh, first note.
And you know what's funny is before I noticed that there was like a clamor on stage left of people, you know,
panicking to get a new one.
I smelt it.
I kind of went, oh, something blew up.
Yeah.
Without knowing, because there's a very distinct smell of wires going.
Look over and sure enough.
But of course, the pro just held his guitar and sang all his stuff the whole time.
And it was awesome.
Yeah.
He was actually awesome.
It was sick.
I mean, there's a lot of bands that are doing that today.
Which, yeah.
Is Martin just like the MVP?
He is, like overall.
He's the ultimate utility man, you know.
And, but more than that, that's almost like,
no, I know, I'm not even saying that as, that's not a derogatory thing.
He knows, like, he'll show up, he'll be like, this is my role, you know?
He knows every song.
He, he listens to, like, lines that are hard to sing live.
Mm-hmm.
And he goes, okay, those are the ones I'm going to do.
And just does them.
So if, if Brody misses one, it's there.
It's so pro. It's crazy.
He's a true pro.
He is a true pro.
Yeah.
It's very admirable.
Agreed.
It's very impressive to me.
But this was, this was magical to us.
We're still talking about it.
We're all still talking about it.
Just like, if you're wondering, do they talk about, yeah, we're all still chatting about it.
Just going like, good job, boys.
I was definitely sitting there thinking, man, this is the worst side I've ever played.
No shit.
Personally, that's what, like, my thought in my mind,
was like, I must suck dick right now.
Because I couldn't see or tell what I was doing.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You can know, I know to some extent like, okay, I'm doing it and nailing this.
Yeah.
You know, but then there's some things where I just feel myself missed because I couldn't see what I was doing.
This must be how Beethoven feels, you know?
Are you calling yourself Ludwig?
No, no, no.
Just in the way that he's like, like, he's like, he's looking out.
He's looking at it.
You know?
But they're going,
ah, for Beethoven.
Oh, I got you. Okay, I got you.
So Beethoven's like, I must be doing something right.
Do you know that he came up with a device to attach to his piano that he bit on?
And he could hear it.
Wow.
You ever, like, lay your guitar neck on a couch or something and it's like amplified?
Yeah.
And like, you can.
Oh, yeah.
It's like that.
You know what I'm saying?
Or like, if you're playing, you put the neck of the guitar against your head.
Yeah.
Same, same vibe.
You know that Twitter thread that we love so much?
Oh, God, yes, I do.
And one of them is Beethoven post-death acoustic session.
And it goes a little something like this.
Oh, no.
Once a year, we go through that.
Maybe we just play that whole thing.
We should do a whole episode about that thread.
Oh, my God.
I can't believe that word.
Anyway.
Little to me.
I watched
I was on microphone duty
Oh my God dude
I need to congratulate you
You never once needed my help
That's that's a testament to the stand
I think
To the stand
But also I was watching
Because I wanted to figure out
Okay what does he do
And surely your left hand hitting it
And just the way you lean over
You never, it never moved
I never hit it
It's always
If there's something wrong with it
The stand is the problem
I got you
Like it'll just fall
or the Michael Swivel this way.
Yeah.
But normally if it's solid enough,
I can just leave it there.
And you'll notice what's,
it creates this little like ping back
from my crash a lot of time.
The crash was like eight feet for me.
Oh, I don't know if you noticed that.
I didn't.
The first, like, half of the set,
I was like for my main crash
and it made it so much more difficult to play
because when I was setting it up,
I couldn't see it.
Oh.
I couldn't see how far it was for me.
It would be really interesting to watch video, like the drum cam.
I don't ever want to see that.
I will never in my life watch that video.
You could not pay me to watch that.
You couldn't zone.
I hope it does not go up.
I might make sure it doesn't.
I was watching that mic the whole time,
and then the only time I had to touch it or had to,
I chose to touch it was during my favorite part of the entire set.
Finished the job?
Dude, the kill them part is so fucking good.
I love that, like, someone, I didn't know who it was.
Someone was arm and arm with Anthony doing his.
Martines doing it.
Brody's going insane.
I grabbed your mic and did it.
And right before I did it, I like literally look over my shoulder and saw Jeff from Coldus life
and literally got like nervous.
Yeah.
Because he has one of the craziest voices ever.
Ever.
And I immediately was like,
dude, I'm so glad I didn't know he was right behind me.
Right behind you.
I would have played so much worse.
Right behind you.
Thank God.
Directly behind you.
Thank God.
He was just like this.
Behind me.
For the last two songs, I think.
Yeah.
I turned around after finishing and he was just like, hey, man.
And I literally heard you go, I heard you go, oh.
And just gave a mug.
I can't wait to talk about how Jeff left.
Yeah.
It was one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.
Okay.
And there's no.
way he has any idea.
That it was that, yeah.
Or he's a secret comedian.
Possibly.
He might be.
After God's hate, I had a special moment.
Earth crisis?
Earth Crisis is setting up.
Carl watched the Weapon X set, which was sick.
I told him to.
Okay.
Very nice.
He came up to me before Earth Crisis started and was like, hey, man, I watched Weapon X.
That was fucking sick.
those jerseys are awesome.
Do you have a marker I can use to X up?
And in my brain, I was just like,
I think I said, yes, I do, Carl.
That's what I said out loud.
And in my brain, I was obviously doing,
it was a full circle moment.
It was very cool.
Earth crisis starts.
They open with the discipline.
Dude, that was insane.
It was like,
and you saw everyone just like,
all right, here we go.
Yeah, it was crazy.
So fucking.
awesome.
You know, God's hate
and Earth Crisis back to back,
two of the great straight edge bands
of our time.
That's right.
That's right.
That's official.
That was...
They were awesome.
Oh, my God.
Again, they sound like they practice
five, six times a week.
Yeah.
Oh, James arrived before God's hate.
Right.
He literally drove out
to watch God's hate and then inclination
the following day.
He's unbelievable.
and to hit a casino and to just chill.
Love you, James.
Yeah, he's best.
It was very nice to see you.
And we stood next to each other during Earth Crisis.
And the whole set, we would just look at each other and just go,
you know, just like, this part.
The classic James where he just goes.
Yeah, yeah, exactly.
Just, fuck.
It's weird.
That move, though.
Yeah, that move.
It's weird because he's the same as me in that, like,
Earth Crisis existed, but peripherally.
we both got into Earth Crisis later.
Because you were youth of today guys first before anything.
Exactly.
Same with Chris.
And Earth Crisis, like everyone else in Chicago,
who are like a little older than us,
go ride for them.
You know, the killer fucking loved Earth Crisis.
But it was always kind of one of those bands
that was like, yeah, they're there.
That's heavy.
I didn't get it until much later.
You hear anybody that existed in the 90s.
Like even Jasta was like,
Earth Crisis taking us on tour was huge.
Yeah.
You know?
They were the band.
The fucking band.
And clearly, performance-wise, they still are.
I'm still fucking on.
Played Gimoros.
This is 30 years.
Oh.
A Firestone.
Three X's.
And they didn't make that fucking shirt.
Carl.
Hello?
You make the shirt.
Played Gimoros did the dropout for it.
It's so sick.
Yeah, it's amazing.
Close with Firestorm.
Well, they played the whole Firestorm.
Or I'm sorry, they played the all-at-war.
Right.
Seven-inch last, right?
Like, they played every song in order.
They played it.
I mean, they played all at war like second or third,
which I thought was incredible.
It was like disciplined all-at-war.
It was amazing.
Yeah.
Unbelievable set.
Great set.
Negative fucking approach was next.
Dude.
And like this was crazy.
I've never seen negative approach.
Right.
You haven't?
No, never.
Oh, wow.
So it was like.
Like, I was pretty pumped.
Yeah.
You know.
Brandon does a crazy thing live.
Where he just yells.
Well, there's that.
And there's no like, you know, like, tied down goes like, there's like dynamics in the way he sings it.
And he's like, there's only no that you're not the one you get to know.
Like there's.
But live is just, like there's no.
It's fucking intimidating.
He's figuring out what he needs to do.
Yeah.
It was really cool to see them play a fest named after their fucking song.
He said an amazing thing, too.
He said,
long time ago,
we wrote a song,
and I guess somebody thought it was a cool name for a fest.
Hope my checks in the mailman.
And they played it.
And they were sick.
They played the tracks.
They played ready to fight right in the goddamn game.
In the middle.
What kind of ball?
Like,
how gangster are you,
dude?
You're like,
hey,
you know this song that inspired everything you like?
Here it is in the middle.
Here's 10 more songs.
It's crazy.
You either should open with it or close with it normally.
Yeah.
And they just said, oh, here it is.
You remember that somebody that I used to know a song, got you?
Fuck yeah.
Yeah.
A friend of mine, when that song was huge, a friend of mine went to see them.
And they played that in the middle of the set.
Wow.
That was like the song of the year.
Of the decade.
And they played it just, it was just like, yeah.
played it right in the middle.
Brandon, I was talking to Brandon outside a little bit.
And he was saying how he thought this fest was going to be like a squat,
like bullshit operation.
He's like, I told my girlfriend not to come.
I was like, honey.
He was like, sweetie, he's going to suck.
Don't come.
And he called her later and he was like, this is a real thing.
You should.
So that was cool.
That's awesome.
We'll probably do a full episode with him soon, which will be.
Yeah, we were going to try to do something there, but timing was weird.
No, and he's, it's, I think that, it was a really, it was, I was talking to him and Jimmy outside.
And Brandon was like, yeah, we just went out with a circle jerks for a while.
We're going out soon with the circle jerks.
We got a couple weeks off and we're going to go back out with the circle jerks.
It was very funny.
Never ending game was up next.
Unreal.
Home town heroes.
The boys.
It was,
and I will say,
like,
Sound and Fury,
the next set was like,
oh,
holy shit.
People say,
people will say it's a movie,
you know,
and obviously,
it's almost like a cliche
at this point,
but like,
their Sound and Fury set
was fucking crazy.
So now it was time,
like,
I'm sure Jimmy saw that
and was like,
all right, guys.
Yeah.
Do it at home.
And,
you know,
first they opened
with a newer,
song.
Yeah.
And it's like pretty lit.
Yeah.
And you're like, okay, what's next guys?
Then they hit the Just Another Day title track and it was the movie, the credits
rolled.
There was a cold open.
Credits rolled.
Yeah.
And it was fucking nuts.
You know, I've seen this band grow from their inception.
I've known every member of the band for quite some time.
They might be on the show.
next week.
We got a busy month.
Oh my God.
But yeah, it was very special.
One of those hometown sets that I can only,
I as a peripheral guy, I'm like, man, I'm proud of them that I hope that the guys in the band
look back at and go, man, I'm proud of us.
That's awesome.
New record is great.
I love shit like that.
Yeah.
I really do.
Love that band.
And then how many, how many times do we get Negg best set next day during the man on the street thing?
I, it's corny, but I love any group of people from a place putting on for the band from that place.
You know.
So like every time someone said D Block or never any game or whatever, it was just like, fuck yeah.
Okay, good.
Like good.
Yeah, good.
You should be saying that.
Yeah, that's right.
We're here.
I love that.
All right.
Walk me through Bow's experience.
what the grill of biscuit set.
You know what the,
so we had heard earlier in the week
that Walter was looking for horn
players and having a hard time
finding horn players to open up the set.
And I guess that's a thing is that they're like last minute.
They're like, oh, fuck, we need horns.
We need horns.
So I was back stay.
I was in our podcast room and I heard
like I heard them warming up.
Nice.
And practicing the intro.
I feel good.
Listen,
I respect having.
it. Yeah. Just press play
on a fucking thing. I get, but it's just
again, this is a moment driven thing.
You're right. You're right. They know
somebody sees the horns come out and the phone goes.
I guess that's a backup too. They can always just play the thing if they can't
find horns. But get the horn. I saw
the who with my mom last year and
it was them with an orchestra and they do the same thing. They get a different
orchestra in every city. Because orchestras can just
read. They can just cite read
and play what they're supposed to play.
So grill biscuits, the Who, no real difference.
I watched from stage left from Walter's side because I love him.
Right.
And I wanted to see him play.
Sexy man, the original.
What just happened to you for like 10 seconds?
You were in another world.
I was stopping and thinking about finding an orchestra in every city.
It's crazy, right?
Well, first I was like, that's insane.
How do I do that?
They had the Chicago Philharmonic.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
Well, they can fucking afford to Chicago.
Spare no expense.
Yeah, no.
Who's got it?
I watched from Walter's side.
They started with the first song on Start Today, which isn't Start, a new direction.
New Direction.
And they played it and they fucking ripped.
I don't know who was playing drums for them.
Luke, I think.
And he fucking killed it.
They all looked cool.
They all looked like they were having so much fun.
Yeah.
The vibe is great.
Yeah.
The whole time.
Um, they played, remind me of the singer of End its name.
Akeel.
Okay.
They played, um, fuck, what song was it?
It was.
Akeel is the coolest guy in the world, but we'll get there in a minute.
And he's saying it.
It was degradation, I think.
Uh-huh.
And fucking killed it.
Uh, but, and then, uh, I forget what song it was, but I decided to, to, to participate
a little bit.
I hit some of the worst stage that I've met my entire.
Oh, please God, let there be video.
I'm sure.
Please.
I, I, I, I, I, I,
Euro-esque, run, like, do my move to the side and then just kind of jump off because no one was there.
Oh.
And I'm not a novice.
I know what I'm doing.
No, no, no.
We've talked about etiquette.
You know what to do.
People are just moving.
And dude, at one point, I need this guy, Kyle from Chicago.
Need him square in the middle of the head.
Because he like went down and I like, it was a whole thing.
They covered minor threat, which was sick.
And then we had to leave.
And it's also always kind of a good idea to be.
the fucking try.
You gotta beat the rush.
Gotta beat the rush.
As we're leaving,
they're playing
the New York crew,
like the judge song.
Yeah.
And I was dead.
I guess my judge was there.
Great.
Somewhere.
Awesome.
So that sucked.
I miss that.
I love that song.
Yeah.
We called it the Wolfpack.
We called it United States.
Yeah, that was crazy.
We were walking out the door like,
wait.
Fuck.
Wait a minute.
Yeah,
it fucking sucked.
But their set was sick.
I,
when I was younger,
I think it was Big Mouth.
That was the song that made me go out.
When I was younger, I loved Gorilla Biscuits.
Yeah.
And as time went on,
palate changed a little bit, you know?
Yeah.
But seeing some of those songs played with a mostly OG lineup,
and they're all jumping around, having a good time.
It was awesome.
It was awesome.
It's like,
I mean,
I had a period where I didn't listen to leeway for seven years.
Yeah.
But if I hear those songs,
it's like a Pavlovian response.
Yeah.
There's,
there's,
there's music that sticks.
with you forever, no matter if you're actively listening to it.
We left. We went with Lord Brody to the MGM where he was staying, and we had another night,
didn't we? This was the fastest for me. And this was the most insane because,
without getting into too much detail, the group was gambling. Yeah, yeah. James was already
there. Yeah, yeah. We met up with James there.
Uh, every, nobody won.
I think we proved that night that like, it can't be done there.
Something's up with that.
You're going to get bonuses and they're not going to work.
Brody hit one of the craziest bonuses on that.
Oh, so fun.
And it was awesome.
Yeah.
And he won like 250 bucks.
Yeah, on a $6 bet, which, and that bonus was like 30 minutes long.
That it never, it was a never ending game, truly.
Yeah, that was fucked up.
Place, like, I feel like in any other casino, he would have made three grand.
Like, that would have been a handpay.
Yeah, I would have gotten my money back tenfold.
It was 30 free spins.
No, it was like 52.
And he got $250.
It was bullshit.
Total bullshit.
Place fucking sucks.
MGM Grand Detroit suck my dick and ass.
I'm never going back.
Speaking of dick and ass and in between days, let's talk about manscape.
Shall we?
That might have been your greatest segue ever.
Thank you.
It's Manscape Time.
It's Manscape Time.
Our beloved friends of the show one day.
We re-signed with Manscaped.
We did.
Because we're all about it.
They're taking care of us.
They're treating us well.
They're treating you well.
And that's what we want.
What did you bring with you on this recent trip?
I don't go anywhere without the Reviver.
You know that.
That's your main.
And my Manscape Boxer Briefs 2.0 now.
2.0.
Which when the firearm went off.
Hold on. We'll get there.
I'm wearing 2.0s right now.
Well, we're in the ads now. I want to talk about it.
I felt so comfortable in my Manscape Boxer Briefs 2.0
that I went out there in the hallway to see if the hotel was on fire and nothing but them.
And I felt safe as can be.
The loudest fucking thing I've ever heard.
7.31 a.m.
I yelled alone.
I went, ah.
Like alone, you know, like it was so fucking jarring.
Yeah.
Ugh.
Anyway, Manscape kept us safe during that.
And I kept my crop so revived.
Again, and I'm not, this is not hyperbolic.
I do not travel without this little bottle.
I'm a big fan of the foot duster.
It smells lovely.
It makes my dog smell nice.
Right.
And.
Which we're standing at these fest for 12, 16 hours sometimes.
That's like actually a really good selling point.
It's crazy.
It works.
It smells great.
I would love, I wonder if it's a scent scent, because it smells really good.
Here's one for you.
Sam Yermuth, I caught him going to the bathroom to preserve.
He was like, on my way to the bathroom, pulled out his bottle of crop preserver that he got using Code Hardlaw, 20% off of free shipping.
He doesn't travel without it.
Beautiful.
This isn't a joke, guys.
Nope.
This is real.
A couple people have asked me like, hey, off the record.
And I go, no, no, no, on the record.
Man scap rocks.
I use it every day.
It's awesome.
So use code hard lower 20% off free shipping.
Colin, what other time is it?
It's whatnot time, baby.
We're probably going to be doing a whatnot next week because we're going to be in the UK for so long.
Yeah.
But whatnot is the future.
It's Twitch meets Camium, it's eBay.
Yeah.
It's the best place to buy and sell hardcore memorabilia.
specifically now.
Specifically from us.
Yes, absolutely.
But you got sports stuff,
wrestling stuff, collectibles,
and trading cards,
Pokemon cards, you know?
Toys, games.
Whatever you're into,
they got it.
Yeah.
And you use our code in the description below.
15 bucks off your first purchase.
Brody King's on there.
Lars Fredrickson.
Danhausen.
All these cool guys,
Post Malone's done stuff on there.
Some crazy fuckers on there,
and we're on there too.
And we're on there once a month.
Once a month.
And it's a time.
It's a special show.
It's a live hard lore where there happened to be things for sale.
Yes.
That's a really good way to put it.
We answer questions.
We jib jab.
It's great.
We do it all.
Sunday morning.
Suddenly.
Detroit, Michigan.
Sunday morning.
How are you feeling?
I was, my dogs were barking.
In the morning?
Yeah, yeah.
I was.
Oh, and also, I did something to my shoulder during the weapon exit.
And this was where, like, during the night, I, like, reached over to grab a pillow.
And while I'm, like, half asleep, I, like, like, like, like, yeah, something hurt.
And I was fucked up all day.
Wow.
But what do we?
We went to Red Hook coffee for that.
That's right.
We did.
In Ferndale.
Inferndale.
Loved it.
Had, like, a parogi type thing there?
Yeah.
Dang.
I had a everything bagel scone with cream cheese in it.
Oh, that had cream cheese in it?
Yeah.
Yeah, which I didn't even know when I ordered it.
And it was fucking awesome.
Yeah, that kept me full all day.
Oh, we got, hold on, dude.
We got to go back.
Okay.
Day two, a car pulls up.
Oh, there's two things I missed.
A car pulls up with 50 Jets pizzas.
And that's why this fest is unbelievable.
Yeah.
Jimmy bought the most Jets I've ever seen.
Jimmy, Curtis, and, and Co.
I will say.
because the entire staff, this entire fest was awesome.
The stage dudes rocked were so helpful with drums and gear and everything.
So helpful.
The front of house guys were so helpful.
The monitor guys were like so kind and patient.
There wasn't a single, I guess the stage manager of the first day
walked off during never any game, like quit on site.
Really?
Yeah.
Jimmy told me that.
That was like the one thing the whole weekend.
Oh.
And then it was, or it was, it may not have been never ending game, may have been an earlier band.
Okay.
Yeah.
See, I would have, I experienced nothing but like the nicest stage people I've ever worked with.
And that, that went into day two.
But at the end of day one, two things happened.
A barrel of jet, a boatload of jets came, non-hypabolic, the most jets you've ever seen.
And then at the end of the night.
Things are winding down.
I'm in a nice little circle with myself, Taylor Young, Dan Sealy, Jeff Gunnells, and Beast from Haydink.
And at one point, there's this gorgeous blood moon.
Blood moon, yeah.
Beautiful.
And we're all admiring the moon for a minute.
And Jeff looks up and goes, oh, my God, the moon looks incredible.
I got to go.
That was it.
He left.
He went home.
he was going to transform.
It was unbelievable.
It was like the best comedic timing I've ever seen.
And became a thing that we started saying the rest of the night.
We did.
And on that note,
we went out to Detroit with the intention of shooting some stuff with Jeff and Cole's life.
And it evolved into something much bigger.
So we'll be going back out to Detroit in the next few months to do something very special.
with Jeff around their their comeback show in October.
Yeah.
It's going to be good because, you know, there's no harder lore than Detroit, Michigan, in general.
So we want to learn more about it.
We want to tell you all about it.
And you'll see soon.
All right, Sunday.
Sunday.
Bitter truth opens up.
That's right.
What do we think of better truth?
It was heavy.
Yeah.
Oh, excuse me.
It was heavy.
They'd be like,
fun, dun,
dun, dun, dun, dun,
which again,
that's the language that I speak.
That's the kind of binary
that I'm all about.
Opening a fast.
Oh, one,
101,
oh, one,
oh, one, one,
yeah, that's my shit.
Opening a fest is hard.
It's hard.
It's very difficult.
Yeah.
And not fun.
No.
They looked like they had a great time.
Had a good set.
Had a good reaction.
Which makes me think,
like Saturday was kind of the harder
day to open. Absolutely.
Because Sunday was like, we gotta get back.
Saturday was crazy stacked.
Like the lineup was crazy. It was gnarly.
So people are gonna be kind of reserved.
And then Sunday, it's like, okay, last day, let's go.
And they nailed it.
They did a job.
Yeah, they rocked.
Doubt it.
Played next.
Singer had them funky big
Astroo boots on.
Yeah, yeah.
A lot of good sneakers on the set, on the stage.
Incredible drummer.
Um,
hard band.
This band was like solid in a way where I was like,
what the fuck is this?
Like they were,
they had like harmonized leads and shit.
They were awesome.
Oh shit.
Yeah,
they were really cool.
I really,
I liked data.
I think they're from Detroit too.
Did you say,
and then?
And then.
Oh my God.
And then the next big thing played.
Cosmic joke.
My buddies from the valley here.
My,
one of my best buddies in the,
world Mac sings.
I had the best.
This made me like emotional.
I know.
I had a great time.
They're so good.
They're so good.
Catchy punk for those of you.
If you're into melodies,
hooks.
Bad religion.
Rancid type shit.
Yeah.
Very good.
Without that they're not,
they're not a ska band anymore.
They're a cosmic joke now.
You know?
I think,
I think they're seven inch that my brother recorded is going to blow people away.
And blow asses.
It's going to blow asses clean off.
Every single hook on it is like unbelievable.
So,
they played every song that they have.
So you've heard them.
But wait until you hear them again,
recorded.
And,
you know,
I would say they stood out amongst the lineup.
Big time.
Had a great set.
had a great set.
I think I could visually, I was watching.
Yeah.
I was scanning the room the entire time.
So I think that anybody that did catch them would be like, who the fuck was that?
That was great.
And obviously the bit going into it was who the fuck is Cosmic Joke?
Because why?
Why is this band that nobody knows from here playing a fest where nobody knows them there?
Yeah.
Because they rock.
Because they rock.
And that was one of two sets, I think, Jimmy watched.
from stage
it was great
loved them
I think they're the next big thing
along with missing link
missing link is like the next huge thing
and Cosmic Joke is the next big thing
pretty big
yeah ends of sanity was up next
what a fucking drummer in this band
oh yeah
good God
he's he's
he's so solid
that like
I have to imagine the rest of the band
is like we got
to play better because he's so good.
Fuck.
They're sick.
I don't know that I've ever seen them.
I would have liked,
I'd like to see them for more than 15 minutes next time.
So I'm looking forward to seeing him again.
Beautiful.
Buggin was next,
Chicago H.C., Bo.
Yep.
They've been a band for a while.
Over a while, yeah.
And like it's,
it's been cool to,
like I've probably played with them five times
in some way or another.
It is cool to see.
them evolve into like a real band.
Absolutely.
Putting out records playing fests.
I'm reminded of them often.
There is a barista at my local coffee shop who wears a bug and hoodie like every day.
They're out there, baby.
They are out there.
And it's cool, you know, I don't know any of them personally.
I think it's cool that a band is doing something.
Yeah.
And doing it well.
And they're just like strangers to me personally.
but from the same city.
No, that's cool.
I think that that's cool.
And they put on for Chicago pretty hard.
And like, I love that.
You gotta love that.
Yeah, yeah.
I enjoyed it.
They did a really good job.
They sounded good, they're solid.
New 7 inch on flat spot, I think.
I think so.
Okay.
Rob Brigade is next.
A real fest MVP at this point.
Yeah.
Nationwide.
World.
fucking awesome.
Yeah, they play this brand of hardcore that, like, does not compute to audiences a lot other than them, you know?
Yeah, I know exactly what you mean.
Like, they're doing, like, the meme where it's like HC Fest when a fast band plays and it's people just staring.
Yeah.
But, like, Rob Brigade has gotten over.
It's great.
I wonder.
what is it is it the fast thing
but see
the thing is like spy and gel play
right and they're fast the whole time
and like they
draw this brand of freak
non derogatory
who are like
the whole time in the front
like the gel set was
there was a row of
like 30 people who I didn't
see watch one other band
in gel shirts
just like not even
singing along.
Just loving it.
Just there like, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Which, dude, that's all you can ask for.
That's the dream.
That is the fucking dream.
Like not knowing lyrics, stage diving,
freaking out, punching the stage
to the fucking kick drum, wearing your shirts.
Yeah.
That's a music video.
Hair dyed all kinds of colors.
Oh my God, the best.
That was really cool.
I'd never talk to anybody in jail before I talked to them after.
They're, again, they're fucking, they're solid.
Just as I skip, I skipped right over Spy.
Spy is very solid too.
Spy, we've seen a bunch.
A billion times.
They just put on a new record.
Oh, sick.
Check that out.
We've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've, we've kind of miss everything.
We haven't spoken to them on the show yet, but we'll probably have both on soon.
Um, jail is locked in, so that'll be happening.
I know that they listen.
So hello to Jill.
Hello.
It's really, it's very cool to me.
I'm torn a little bit.
I like fast bands to be like sloppy and chaotic,
but I also really like when fast bands are tight.
Are pro.
And both of them.
And both of them,
and especially gel,
are like very pro.
Pro.
I like that.
Spy is like a,
I think both of them are,
I'm sure that they're so annoyed of being lumped
together.
Yeah.
You know, they're back to back all the time.
Yeah.
But they play together.
So I have to imagine there's some kind of crossover that goes there.
Three letter words.
Fast as fast as fuck, boy.
But, you know, every time you see them, it's like, okay, they clearly belong here.
They're great at what they do.
Yeah.
People fucking love them and come just for them from what I've seen.
Gorgeous.
End it, wasn't it?
End it.
Akeel's the coolest guy in the world.
Coolest, awesome stage presence.
It's like beyond presence, you know?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I do know.
Omnipresence.
It is stage omnipresence, Beau.
Excellent, Bo.
We've seen them many times.
So I got to see them in Baltimore,
which was, like, special.
That was special, yeah.
But this felt like,
their true arrival. Did it not?
It felt, well, it just, you, a lot of bands can do well in their hometown.
Yeah.
When you go someplace else, pretty far, and you're right in the middle and you fucking kill it.
Yeah.
That's the real watermark.
That is it.
You did it.
You did it.
You done did it.
They did it.
So end it did it once again.
And I need a new, I need an LP.
I need a new end at LP.
I think the last record,
was like them being like, okay, this is us.
Here it is.
This is who we are.
Yeah.
Here's the LP is going to change some things.
We had magnitude up next.
Oh.
Lovely boys.
Lovely.
The one mini we did was with magnitude.
We did a mini with them.
And it's not very many.
No, it isn't.
It's like 40 minutes.
It started mini.
Started very many.
And then they opened up a little bit.
Yeah.
And then you shot and jizzed.
Speaking of Shat and Jizz, somebody shit their pants in the pit day one.
Again?
Yeah.
Really?
And then there's a perfect footprint of it.
So somebody full shit, like step shitted, yeah.
It was me.
You did it?
I didn't do it.
I wish I did it.
Man, I, uh, how embarrassing.
That has to suck.
Yeah.
Uh, magnitude holds a special place in my herd because they are just young,
straight edge boys.
Bo loves young straight edge boys.
Yeah, they,
and you know,
I love an edgeman.
There's 13 straight edge bands left in the world.
Yeah.
So we all,
we have a duty to support all of them.
The mini is really good.
It is really good.
Got into a lot of different stuff.
They're another one of those bands where they haven't
put anything out in a while.
and are still getting these crazy reactions at Fest.
And haven't been a band for that long.
Yeah, that surprised me.
2019?
Or no, I think he's in 17, but even that,
I feel like they've been a band longer than that.
Because COVID, you know.
They started the year after Foundation broke up,
like because Foundation broke up.
How can that be?
It's crazy.
They're great.
And to the Riffer, to the Magnitude Riffer, man.
That's right, NMRIFs.
Hit me up.
We got to talk about something.
Next was Shakewell.
So before Shakewell, we were doing Man on the Street stuff.
Ah, yes.
Where we, I mean, that was fun.
So if you're listening to this and we talked to you for that,
thank you for being part of it.
You'll notice that we very specifically went out of our way
to not do it during bands.
Yeah.
Whenever possible, we're not there to take away from the show
at any point.
We're there to enhance the show.
there's a lot of
there's a lot of talk about main character shit
there's some discourse going on right now
and the last thing we want to do
hard lore being at a fest
is probably the least important thing
100%
100%
so the last thing we want to do is act like
we think we're some shit
that's like ah everybody you know
we are there to do this
to bring more people to it
that's it there's no like
there's no fucking pedestal that we're putting ourselves on.
Don't, we don't do, we do not give a fuck.
We're there to highlight the, the royal we.
The second we, the second, like a band would start and we would be in the middle of one,
as soon as we would finish that one time I even said, all right, go watch.
Everybody go, go.
Go watch magnitude.
We'll get you next time.
Yeah, you know.
Yeah.
So then we'll shake well.
Shake well from the valley.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Interesting.
He's an original guitar player, or maybe bass player of betrayal.
Oh, really?
Yeah, which is why Kale was there.
Understood.
Kail was going to play some songs, but I think the live band aspect of it fell through.
Okay.
But it's really cool when rap and hardcore can work.
What is it?
Harmonious, is that a word?
Harmoniously.
Yeah.
With harmony.
And this, like, he had a good set.
He did.
I saw, so I didn't watch.
I watched, I saw, I've seen videos and clips.
And it looked awesome.
It went well.
He's given the mic out and there's like, you know what I mean?
Like, he looked sick.
It looked awesome.
He was added after the fest was sold out.
So like, clearly there was a good spot for him and there's an audience there.
And it was really good.
Yeah.
I, I'm totally fine with, like, we say this all the time.
It has nothing to do with what it sounds like, and it's everything to do with this.
Yeah.
So I'm fully on board with it.
Then we had...
Drug Church.
Then we went to church.
Drug Church is another one of the ends that's like the big thing.
Yeah.
Not even the next big thing.
And we've seen them a bunch.
A billion times.
And it's always fucking sick.
They're a certified...
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like canonical staple in the...
Yes.
Geist.
Yes.
They're here.
Hard lore approved good band.
100%.
Good band.
Good songs.
Hooks galore.
Hooks galore.
People singing.
Yeah.
It's interesting when talking to Pat
about Drug Church
that he wants Drug Church
to be harder.
You know?
Yeah.
That doesn't make it easy.
So if in the future,
Drug Church is this hard fucking band,
just know that Pat finally got his way.
He got his way.
I love shooting the shit with Pat.
Whenever we...
He's...
Whenever we run into each other at these things.
I've been seeing him for a long time.
Drug church.
They're about due for another record, I think, too.
I would imagine so.
Next was the grid.
Oh, dude.
I love them, boys.
I tell you.
The fucking best.
They're just the best.
They're just the best guys.
Will had on like this gilly suit.
I saw.
Shorts.
a gridiron is
another band that understands that like
every time you play it's something like this
is the potential for the moment
and they never waste the moment
but at the end of the day
they got the tracks to back it up
and how that's everything
the tracks are everything
and the gridiron LP is still
I can tell it's something I can
throw on forever at any time
time. Wow. And love. It's timeless. Timeless hard music. Timeless dance music. That's
gridiron. They're great. Yeah. Had a lot of people say after that that was one of their favorite
sets of the weekend. Right. Yep. They were a lot of fun. It's just cool. I don't know how else to
describe it. Yeah. It feels it's and it's like we've talked to them before and the songs were written
in a way that was like we didn't care
and it was done for fun
therefore it rocks.
Do you know what we did, Colin?
What do we do? We skipped right over the
inclination secret set.
Oh my God.
Skipped right over. Let's talk about it.
There was another secret set on this day
and it was inclination.
Chris Mills.
Chris Mills.
Highly Shore.
Chris played so fucking well.
He's good.
He didn't miss a fucking thing.
He doesn't miss stuff
harm's way either. I don't know if you know that.
Maybe I don't notice.
Yeah. How could you? Yeah, right. Maybe I'm just not.
I know. I stand there and I go.
Yeah.
I'm doing all of it. And then I go, damn it, he hasn't missed a goddamn thing.
The boy is good. Isaac.
They play it. Yeah.
Just this, obviously the rock solidest live guitar player in the world, maybe.
You ever think about, he blows my mind.
He's a machine. He's a machine. He's a machine.
He's a monster.
He's a certified, incredible musician.
Yeah.
Probably the best guitar player in the room.
Like, scientifically?
Only one of them.
Yeah.
He's certainly in the conversation.
Oh, yeah.
Out of that 2,500 people.
Yeah.
Peter.
Gangster.
Tyler.
A different bass player, not Caleb.
I don't know.
Forget.
I don't know.
But gangster.
Yeah, but that was, yeah.
That was great.
I mean, it was, I don't know how secret it was to everybody,
but it was good.
I mean, they got it.
They had the pot.
People were guessing.
Yeah, the guesses were so silly.
A couple of the guesses were Harmsway and twitching tongue on either secret set.
Which like, we would, we would announce that.
Why would we?
There's no secret.
I wouldn't want that to be secret.
I want people to come see.
I want people to give a shit, yeah.
Yeah, Harmsway didn't play.
People asked to.
Harmsway didn't play because our other guitar player.
Nick was on a family trip and we just didn't want to do any fill in.
No bullshit like that.
We're over that.
There you go.
As a band.
Inclination was great.
Yeah.
Ultra straight edge.
As was Shibaba.
Shababababha.
Hometown heroes.
Beloved boys.
Another Martine.
Another.
Martin doing it again.
He was slamming Jets pizza fucking minutes before going on.
Moments.
Yeah.
Well, I, it's cool, like, I grew up with Zavala, literally.
Yeah.
In every way, shape, or form.
Like, they've been with me since I was a child as people and as a band.
So I'd love to see when my boys are getting the respect that they've earned through years of grinding.
And who knows how much time they've got left as a band, you know?
There's, there's examples throughout this.
that of bands that you never know when it's going to be the last time.
Yeah.
Not that you're saying anything.
You're just saying you never know.
You never know.
I saw Scott at the airport on my way.
We were literally both on moving walkways going the opposite direction.
Scott Fahey?
Yeah, it just did a quick like...
Scott Fahey once said one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life.
What do you say?
He was talking about how...
Look, Scott, I'm sorry to put this out there, but it was very funny.
He was talking about being on Tinder.
This is 10 years ago.
He was like, I'm on Tinder.
And, like, I keep matching with bots.
And he said, I'm going to marry a bot.
Pause for a second and said,
bot Fahey.
And I think about it all the time.
It's very good.
Little Ugly Main could not be there.
Yep.
We hope that he's doing all right.
Yep.
Feel better.
Thoughts.
Our hearts and our minds are with Little Ugly Main.
Drain.
Then the biggest band in the world.
Good God.
Jesus Christ.
What the fuck.
Fuck. I mean, they're on like this crazy.
Yeah.
Hardcore super tour right now that is working because they're so magical.
Yeah.
And it was they, they did it, man. Drain has achieved it.
It. And the final piece of the puzzle was the wacky noodle, pool noodles and balls.
Pool noodles and the giant, the biggest beach ball.
The biggest ball.
Yeah, Drane came.
They brought the biggest ball.
And so they were still blowing it up while.
they were playing.
I could,
they were in the back like,
oh my God.
While,
while they were like halfway through the set.
And they had played the Metro the night before again with incendiary.
Just go.
You want to know something cool?
Yeah.
Brendan from Incendiary told me this.
Their,
their,
Incendiary was playing Chicago and coincidentally was the same night as this
Drain tour.
Uh-huh.
Separately.
And Drain said,
fuck it.
Let's combine.
shows. Wow. And they didn't need to do that. No. It's the right thing. I mean, it's the smart move for everybody.
It's the smart move and it's the right thing to do and it's fucking sick. It's one audience. Yeah, you might just shows you.
They get it. They get it. They get it. They work together. The record is, is great. Taylor recorded it.
It was, I mean, Taylor doing an epitaph LP is, that's on the resume for life, you know.
Yeah, that's something. Yeah. So it's cool to see the fruits of that, of, of, of, of, of, of, of, of
that labor for all of them paying off so bigly.
Bigly.
Trapping her eyes.
T-U-I.
Un-fucking believable, dude.
Again.
They did it.
They done did it and the movie thing gets said a lot.
But that was people singing every fucking work.
Yeah. It was, and it's again, it's crazy to see them play with no pit.
No pit.
When they're such a pit-friendly band.
The friendliest.
But it's 2,500 people who are begging to sing these songs.
To sing long.
They opened with Big Hiscanite, I think.
Born to die, yes.
Was it?
That's what it's called.
Yeah, yeah, but excuse me, I'm sorry.
I meant, you know what I did.
Which is...
Badass.
It was fucking awesome.
Jared Carmen was missed, I will say.
I will say as well.
No offense meant to fill in man.
No, no.
Whatsoever, those are them big shoes to fill.
Those are,
those are maybe the biggest steel toe boots to fill.
But God damn.
They sounded amazing.
Justice looked cooler than ever.
He had the full,
he had like a late era Liam Gallagher.
Yeah,
how do you describe that haircut?
A late era Liam Gallagher cut.
Wow.
But again, like as we say all the time,
he's always reinventing himself, you know?
Yeah.
He finds new ways.
I watched.
Their was the only set where trying to watch them was difficult.
It was hard to do.
I went up to the catwalk and watched from up above.
And he was fucking amazing.
That thing was that capacity.
It wouldn't let me in.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
Damn.
That's all right.
I watched it with the people.
I'm always amongst the people.
You know?
They sounded amazing.
It sounded incredible.
easy dives.
Yeah.
The fucking,
the end of believe
with Martine again,
doing the Tad part
was unbelievable.
Yeah.
Martine's the best.
At the Tad part.
There was one,
I did that Tad part
for one entire tour
in 2000.
My first tour ever,
I did the Tad part.
How'd that feel?
I had no business
doing it at that time.
You know?
Right.
It should go to the biggest,
buffest guy.
Yeah.
It wasn't me.
We did not go to the casino.
No.
But we did eat.
And a lovely...
Yeah, what was that place called?
Honest.
Honest Johns.
Honest Johns.
You worked magic, got us sad immediately.
I did get...
I did do that.
That was incredible.
They sat an hour.
It took about five minutes.
Yeah, straight up.
Yeah.
I thought it was okay.
I mean, the food was whatever,
but it was open.
I asked, that was one of the funniest things.
I asked Jack when he said where we were going.
I said, is it good?
And he said, it's open.
Which on a Sunday night in Detroit, it's pretty goddamn good.
I didn't talk, you know, Mr. Ian Fydance, professional stand-of-a-comedian.
That was awesome.
Was chilling with us all day Sunday.
That was nice.
That was very fun.
We didn't do a mini or anything because the way that we were all hanging out, that would have gone hours.
Yeah.
And probably gone into band's sets and we didn't want to miss anything.
buddy.
But we're going to,
we're going to do something cool with him soon
because he loves the show, we love him.
He's fucking hilarious.
I mean, he's paid to be,
so he literally is.
But that was pretty much our weekend.
What was your,
you already told your lift to the airport story.
Yeah, the fucking guy with a window down.
Andy and I took a lift to the airport.
And it was a man
who was
it was an older,
it's just like my grandfather
where you know the like hard beer belly
that's just like
rock solid?
Of course.
It was a man who was that
but wider than he was tall.
And he was a show man?
Yeah, literally.
And because of the stuff that we had
in my guitar,
I sat up front with him
and he was driving.
I described it to Andy
and she agreed.
You know,
they drive in like Kitchcock movies.
Yeah.
They're not really in a car. That's
how he was driving. Wow.
So the whole way I'm doing this.
Back and forth.
A whole fucking way.
And
there was just, there's
no normal Uber drivers in the entire
city. Not one. I don't know how they do it.
It's a shame to the auto industry.
It is. To what's left of
Motor City. Yeah, I know.
The real tragedy. It's where you make
the things that you drive.
And they don't respect them at all.
They don't. They get
the craziest motherfuckers in the world to drive them.
But, you know,
jobs a job.
Yeah.
How was your flight home?
Not worth talking about on a podcast at all.
Just nothing.
I'm so tired,
though.
Smooth.
I need a break.
You got the opposite of that coming up.
I got the busiest month we've ever had.
Ever, ever, ever.
Yeah, I don't know if we have really gotten into that.
Like how,
We'll be at Outbreak Fest, but we'll, like, be at Outbreak Fest.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to be in England for a week.
A week.
One week.
So if you're in London, if you're one of the 18 U.K. listeners,
we'll be in London for a week with, like, the chisel, with higher power, just doing stuff.
So if you have any recommendations of things you want us to do,
And film us doing, let us know.
And that's in like less than two weeks.
We're going to be there so fucking soon.
So soon.
But Jimmy, Curtis, Edgeman, unbelievable job on the fest this year.
I can't wait for the next one.
I really, and like I say this with, this is not saying that anything is lesser.
Yeah.
But this was my favorite fest experience.
in a long time.
It's fair.
In a long time.
That's fair.
Everything was laid out, how I would lay it out.
Everything was easy.
There was no bullshit like, oh, your pass.
Like, nothing.
Everything was easy.
No, no.
There was like, everybody got it.
Which never happens.
But also no dickhead band people.
Yeah, of course.
It was like every person, every band was cool.
Yeah.
Which is how rare is that?
Yeah, no big shot.
Like headlines.
No.
It was just like fucking trapped under ice and gorilla biscuits.
Two cool ass bands.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was awesome.
I mean, this is this like tied down in Sanofiurier.
Yeah.
As good as it gets.
Yeah.
They've thought of everything.
Obviously, we love LDB.
Yeah, of course.
But at ice cold.
They just didn't think about the weather.
They didn't fix it, you know.
They didn't turn snow off.
They didn't turn weather off, which.
LDP, once you figure out turning weather off,
yeah, game over.
Thank you all so much for being here.
Jimmy and Curtis and co.
Great job, tied down.
It was unbelievable.
Can't wait to wink, play next year, wink.
Wow.
See you soon.
See you next week with a fun guest.
Yeah.
Bye.
