Hate Watch with Devan Costa - 10 Second Treats

Episode Date: August 4, 2025

A collection of 10 second treats followed by the return of a famous body cam legend https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 You motherfuckers you motherfuckers Connor said I can hit record. Thanks. Well, I'm watching the fucking show here Okay, I'm gonna talk apparently I am you are there was this guy on a Twitter actually the day He was like a just overheard my co-worker talking about how annoying I am you are there was this guy on a Twitter actually the day he was like Just overheard my co-worker talking about how annoying I am now. I'm crying in my car. Do you see that tweet? Yes. Yeah. Yeah, and then

And then it just came out that he was like he is the most annoying guy here I'll send this to you He pulls up and I'll cry Why do people feel compelled to go like that that already happens to them and then they they need to run to tell everybody? In the world that I suck ass and they're really embarrassing person Twitter is completely lost on me I'd never understand anything on Twitter. Yeah, I'm like a I should mute the song probably. Uh, maybe you want I don't know but this is the guy who's complaining about annoying This is the guy the FBI sure with femboy bussy inspector He was pulling me about my shirt Overheard my co-worker talking. I'm gonna turn this music off talking about how

Ungodly annoying I am so I'm currently in my car crying, fuck today, I'm going home. Some of y'all getting mad at me for having a bad day, okay girl, also thank you to everyone who helped my day better with your comments, DMs, memes, and the tips. Oh wow, I woke up enough to pay my rent, thanks y'all. Me being pathetic online made me $1,300. The internet's just become the most silly place of all time,

where this guy is an annoying freak. Do they donate to him? Yeah, or maybe it's an impressions thing, or I don't know what they did. Maybe his profile has a tip thing on it. I'm guessing it was tips. I really hope that he works for the actual FBI, but he wears that shirt.

He's on the- It's just somebody that's a guy crying in his car like they're saying I'm annoying and Twitter's like, well it appears you are annoying. That checks out. Twitter will get you. Yeah. There's a guy at the scene at Waco, the femboy bussy inspector shirt on. He's with the HRT team. Also femboy bussy inspector sounds more perverted than female body inspector.

Of course. Yeah. It is. It's way more grotesque. Female body is a beautiful femboy bussy. Femboy bussy. What is a femboy bussy? It's a man's ass, but he's got a...

He's a femboy. He's a tight puckered hole. What is a femboy? Femboy is a... It's like a twink. A twink. I'm not young. Like you crazy kids.

A twink that's more trans than gay. Yeah, like what's the, the makeup influencer that everyone's always mad at? I know exactly who you're talking about, but yeah that guy. It's a super effeminate twink. Yeah, super femme twink. It's a twink that looks like a woman's face. Okay, right. So this shirt, he's saying he inspects buttholes of... Of femboys. Of course that's creepier than female body inspector.

Female body inspector's cool and funny. It's cool and funny. It's awesome. And that's what guys do. Yeah. You could picture your uncle wearing that one to a barbecue or something. If he showed up with a femboy bussy inspector... He'd actually be the funniest man of all time.

Or... If he showed up with a femboy bussy inspector, he'd actually be the funniest man of all time Or your straight uncle showed up to a barbecue wearing that you'd be like dude If it's your straight uncle trying to be funny, then hey, that's the funniest guy ever If it's the weird uncle who's this guy who's really annoying You're calling the cops and you're like get him away from my kids. Yeah, james charles. Is that his name? Yeah, that's a femboy. Didn't he get a BBL? There's some guy that does makeup for women and it's like a guy, but he has a great fat ass. Sounds like him. I think they just do squats. Let's go find out. I think they do insane squats.

I want to know where to begin. No, no, it's a BBL. Look at James Charles' BBL. Isn't this the main app? Can we even do this? Yeah, we can. Why not? Why not? It's a man. But I know, but a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- a- Oh my God! Jesus. I would love to inspect that fucking pooper. A man with that butt is so funny. It's so funny. That's insane.

He's got like a better ass than like any woman I've seen. Got it. And it's just a guy with a broccoli haircut. So, yeah, he's an Edgar cut. He's just like a TikTok guy. With Megan Stanley's ass. Yeah. That's so, that rules. He's like the Da Vinci twins, but they have Nicki Minaj's ass.

That's insane. Man, I wish I was like a cocaine dealer, like a Boogie Nights cocaine dealer, like Alfred Molina. I'd have this guy keep me walking around my house setting up fireworks and shit, and I'd make him come over to me and just dance on me occasionally. That's crazy. Yeah just in a bathrobe waving a gun at James Charles. That ass is amazing. Get over here. That's so funny. I'd love to I'd love to if I'm gonna get a BBL like this. We should all go BBLs. I'm gonna go to the deep south and make homophobic guys really fucking confused. Go to Atlanta? Yeah. Imagine John with a BBL.

Oh, I just made my ass look normal. John already has a perfect ass. I have a beautiful perfect ass. This should be our Patreon goal. We'll all get BBLs. Yeah. Yeah. I'll do it.

What if it makes shitting harder? I'm sure it does. It has to. Yeah. Well, you can't sit down on down on but it also keeps the tricks guessing That's why I'm gonna get one They've been complaining about me lately at the stops and Sam same moves Does the thing with Tom you're doing it for them for them?

I need to switch something up. They said they're gonna stab me to death. I care about my clientele. They said they're gonna leave me in Victorville in a dumpster soon. I need to like... They're gonna kill you? I need to make some changes. The guys at the stops are angry at me.

What'd you do? I just keep doing the same moves. They're just getting bored with the same old moves. They're bored of me. Oh no. I saw a theory online that said that the reason you are out at like, Seattle and all these new cities with ports is because you were- We're port cities, yeah.

You were switching from the stops to the ports, you upgraded. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Fleet week. Yeah, you're out there for- Yeah, fleet week. Yeah, seafare. The Blue Angels are in town and you're like, those're out there for a yeah, we week seafair. I'm a not blue angels Yeah, 100k years getting gangbang by the blue

I like I like I'm a nautical Yeah Mermaid yeah, you'll start but yeah more your kind of speed. Yeah, I like stops are below you Yeah, this point I've stopped sir. It's a desert shit. You're doing well on a couple of podcasts now It's like stops are yeah, that's fucking I like I like hearing a call sign I like I like hearing some seagulls squawking in the distance as I get as I get cracked though It's better for your skin to Devon's in a window with a candle waiting for his trick to return

for his trick to return from sea. The song Brandy is about David's bussy. Keeps the tricks guessing. So Anthony Fantano, you guys seen this? What about him? He's in big trouble again. What'd he do? It's like a repeat. It's a repeat, this happened like 10 years ago.

He's getting canceled for being, for saying- For being based apparently. For being based. For saying the N-word and like, being on some podcast where a guy like made fun of Trayvon Martin dying, but it wasn't really, he didn't. He doesn't say a single thing. He doesn't say anything and they're acting like he's laughing at it.

Everyone's just attacking, it's like a lot of Drake fans, I think. Big time. And I have no idea who this is. I hate Neil Dropguy. You don't know if Andy Fantano is? A music reviewer on YouTube, you've seen him. Bald bald guy glasses he was weighing in heavily in the Kendrick stuff. Yeah. Okay. I do know who he is I thought that was him. This is that is this is oh no, then I don't know what he says a mustache brother

We mean the end of my YouTube career for the whole Alex is a Real nibbaz do stuff who infamously called Ian a nigger thing. Oh, okay, that, that way, no. Real nibbas do stuff. Who infamously called Ian a nigger faggot. Harvey Weinstein, what's your opinion on Mike Dean producing the new Nick Gurr album? I'm not even a really big Nick Gurr guy, so... Trigglypuff is a social justice meme featuring a loud obnoxious pig of a human being who's screaming her brains out. That rules! Why did this one get included? Dude, I don't know.

Every single thing I see in this clip, I'm like, it's kind of the funniest you've ever been. Yeah, he's being, I didn't know he was like hilarious. Yeah. I think he's a big ComTown guy. The dangerous faggot tour? He's just quoting people. Yeah, he's quoting.

Dangerous faggot tour. Another funny slew of social justice memes come about because everything they say is nearly brain dead. There's so many of these videos cropping up that all of the channels that are essentially just ripping off Sargon of Akkad's channel can barely keep up. Alright. Baronyfag says, he's nice fave if he's a fag. So what's it supposed to look like you retard? Fucking retard. Cooornn ball.

Is it Sunday? Cause it, uh, feels like Sunday. Raindrop. Drop top. This dick ain't free. Drone strike. Now. Vegan pussy and it's like a staircase that looks really nice?

I don't know. I don't get it. He's usually a little corny sometimes, but... I think he's... that's great. Yeahny sometimes, but... I think he's... that's great. Yeah. I guess the N-word stuff is like... He's quoting! He's quoting. Also, you shouldn't say it.

The only thing you can get him on is like, don't say it. Yeah, don't say it. You can say the N-word faggot or whatever he's... you know. Yeah. He's in the wrong lane. Back in the day, like, it was... people weren't like outraged when like a white guy would quote somebody is he fully white yeah yeah he's Italian bro. He looks a little that's why they're angrier why because

he's Italian yeah they've only been white for four years. No your dad's a racist probably all your uncle's a racist so when you say it coming from like he just left a racist barbecue where they're all saying. It's a generational fist of the N-word. Yeah, yeah, exactly. It's Italian-American discrimination. Yeah, I don't see why everyone's all outraged by that, but they're really going at him hard.

They are going at him really hard. He had to put out a whole big apology thing. You know. I mean, this is what happens these days. You can't even say the N word. You can't even fucking you can't even say the N word. You can't even you can't quote our Patreon without getting in trouble. It's crazy.

Well, I don't really it's kind of boring. I don't really care. No, I'm not worried. Cares, he'll be fine. He's probably got millions of dollars. You know what a lot of people do care about him. Who cares? He'll be fine. He's probably got millions of dollars. You know what a lot of people do care about? What's that?

10 second treats. 10 second treats? Yeah. Oh my God, young Joseph, we have so many 10 second treats. I loaded you up with 10 second treats and I am willing to die on the hill of every one of these 10 second treats. Are you serious?

I am dead serious. You're a wild man. I will fucking. All right. If you guys don't like one of these 10-second treats I vow to take two weeks off potting okay so this is my biggest nightmare I'm putting it on the line for these treats. Okay? Okay.

Cop deploys high tech rope shooting gun to tangle up her. You immediately go, this one sucks. Sorry guys, I'll see you in three weeks. All right, so this is, here we go. This better be good, Joey. Wait, what is this? Oh, this is the best one. This is one of the Joey. Wait, what is this? This is the best one! This is one of the best ones.

They're all very good. Armed with a BOLA wrap, a device that launches a high-speed Kevlar cord designed to entangle a suspect's limbs before things spiral out of control. Do it now! Get on the ground! Get on the ground! Okay! I didn't know they had Tangle wraps. I didn't know they had tangle wraps. Oh yeah. I didn't know they had techniques where they're like...

They got like Inspector Gadget shit. They're like, but yeah. They're like, make them look really, really retarded before we arrest them. They got a boxing glove with springs on the end of it. Make them trip on himself. Get on the ground! You! Crap!

Get on the ground! Sounds like a gun! Get on the ground! Sounds like a gun! Get on the ground! Oh, his pants are down. His pants are fully down. It's a Bolo Wrap. She has to say it's a Bolo Wrap. You guys are talking over my treat like crazy.

Let's do it again because it's a 10 second treat so it's really fast. Nobody talk. Let's watch this repeat. Armed with a BoloRap, a device that launches a high-speed Kevlar cord designed to entangle a suspect's limbs before things spiral out of control. Do it now! Get on the ground! Get on the ground!

Okay! You're gonna get hit! Get on the ground! Do it now! Get on the ground! What the f*** is that? It's a BoloRap. Get on the ground!

You're gonna get hit! Get on the ground! Do it now! Get on the ground! What f***ing crap! Get on the ground! Do it now! Get on the ground! It's a bull rap. J is f***ing crap. Chef's kiss so far, I'm in the clear. That's gotta be...

One out of one, one out of one. I said like five or six, so the stakes are high. It said like five or six. Wow. The stakes are high. It's like a big parlay. That was good. Thank you. That was a good treat. Yeah. Schizo would like to apologize to guard. Okay. Yeah. This, this one is actually nice. The schizo dude is like how to change a heart. And he's been a menace in this neighborhood for a while. So he wants to apologize to this guard for what he's been doing. Alright. You saw him, look at him, look at him.

I'm gonna shoot his ass from fucking around today. I remember you. You're the security guard of the building, aren't you? Mm-hmm. I've been having problems with you, man. And you know what, man, I... I want to apologize to you, man. I hadn't had my medicine in. I'm on psychotropic medicine, man.

You know I'm a schist... medicine. You know I'm exquisite. He's like, I apologize man. It's a little thing called the Reagan administration. Right. You know redlining and shit? Single parent household. The war against drugs. I apologize man. It's just like the 80s. I'm like Castle T of a drug war.

I'm sorry man. the legislation got me down i used to light people on fire for frank lukas and now the devil has come to take his toll i started dipping into our product and here i am man i apologize for smearing my feces on on the window of where you work last week. We've been having problems. Just know it wasn't personal.

It wasn't personal, man. It's all Ronald Reagan's fault. The CIA took the round of flesh. I hear voices, I see things, they say this is not really them. And I just want to apologize to you because I was wrong. Oh, it's lovely. Hey, you know, I've been working all day, I've been working for 12 hours. He's got like a cool like old west jacket.

He's like, Ray cool like old west jacket. He's like, Richard, it's awesome. Can you just shake my hair? Of course, that's all I've been wanting was an apology from you. That's it, that's all. I'm just trying to do my job, sir. But you know what sir, I was thinking about something. Ow! What the fuck? What'd he do? What'd he do?

He socked him. He socked him to death! I knew it was coming dude! I just still loved it so much! That rocks! God dude! That he actually does it for real! N***a Craig do it! Come on! Hey!

You going to f***ing jail man! Get the f*** off my property! Go! God damn! I hate you I got money now. I got motherfucking money Forgive you. I'm a schizophrenia Man If you better not bring that knife over here, yeah, it's gonna die tonight. Come on. Oh, he's got a knife

Yeah, come on motherfucker. Come find that got real sinister. Come find out this time He's a rinky-dink Hey, you know what I was a big bro. I told you I'd take medication You know, I'm not a Boss again, dude goes man, bro. I've been waiting for an apology from you, bro. They're just stuck in the time the security guard to crack Doctor straight it's the same day over The multiverse of Blackness. Yeah.

Yeah. Calm down, man. I don't know what you're all looking at. I just lost everything. Ow! Oh, jeez. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

These don't Looney Tunes shit, man. That's Bugs Bunny. Yeah, crackheads are their nature's Looney Tunes shit, man. I'm Bugs Bunny. Yeah, crackheads are, their nature's Looney Tunes. That was Dug Bunny. Dug Bunny. The hat ruled, Joey. Deal for two. Two for two. Two for two.

I'm feeling really confident now. Man addresses judge. Okay, yeah, this is... Put on the thing. Man addresses judge. Me contesting a speeding ticket in court. Yeah Only are you not in a place in society where you can judge a world-renowned philosopher like myself You're not in a place where you can judge the taste of a man's sweaty cock after he fucks your mouth for five dollars

You revolting fucking whore whoa, oh? You don't get a fucking you're not in a place in society where you get to have an opinion on the taste of the dirty fucking cock that defiles your fucking mouth. What the heck? Whore. Can't say that to a judge. Hey man I don't think you can say that to a judge. You're his lawyer you look at him you go I don body map. What the heck to a judge? You're his lawyer, you look at him, you go, I don't think you can say that to a judge. You go, you going to jail.

I think that's contempt, I think, I don't know. Let's see what the judge says. Sucked a million cocks for five dollars each. Wow. Five million dollars. Learn your fucking place. I will rip your fucking head off and take a shit down your fucking throat and film it and send it to your fucking parents on your fucking birthday

pretty philosophical stuff from a world yeah yeah that's right Socrates wouldn't expect a world-renowned philosopher to have this kind of life. Socrates! He's quoting meditations actually. Don't fuck with me! Not only are you- Wow. Jesus Christ. I think he'll get his kids back.

So three for three. Pretty good, guys. Three for three. Let's keep it rolling. Let's just run through these. Adult baby crashes his truck. Okay, now this is- Adult baby?

Slam dunk this one, absolutely. I can't lose on this. What the hell's an adult baby? You're about to find out. Oh my God. I can't wait. I'm excited. You should be.

Okay. Because you're gonna love adult babies. So this is a truck on the highway that got crashed. Kind of looks like a nightcrawler scene. On the five south. Dude. Is that Joe Rogan? It does sound like him.

It does sound like him. Uh oh. Oh, she's drunk. Oh yeah, he's wasted. Oh shit! There's blood coming all down her face and she's in a smash car and she's trying to drive off. Jesus, that thing's rolling. He's trying to get out of the way. Oh, he's going backwards by himself!

Holy fuck. Oh, he's getting it away! You good? I'm good, dude. Please. Wearing a dress covered in blood that's a trans that's a trans That's the dog. Yeah, they got now the trans of the diaper fetish. I don't that's what we got right? Oh, come on ten bucks man. Not just a dress. It's like the humiliation thing. Why is it humiliation thing? It's a kink

No, it's a man. I don't know. It's a trick. I mean, you know, I may know I'm calling trans that mullet What the mullet let's not harp on that. Let's see it man Don't worry about me, bro. Don't worry about me. He's like bleeding out. I'm doing quite fine backwards and you got away I can't believe you went backwards on the freeway. This guy's the ultimate Valley boy on the oncoming traffic, too That was so heavy I thought is amazing. I go freak He goes this is the last thing I wanted crash on my car as a baby. Yeah, this is probably worst case scenario for me. Oh man. Wasn't on my dock for 2020 crash. My car was on my bingo. He goes, I can't believe I crashed

the night of my of my baby thing. The baby ball. The baby ball. On the way back from the baby ball, I just happened to flick my F-150. It's funny to drive an F-150 dressed as a baby in a dress. I know. Diapers, they're flying all over the room. He's got diapers on. That's a baby. That's a little baby.

You ain't a dress, brother. What do you mean? What comes first, the dress or the diaper? That's what we baby. Yeah dress brother. What do you mean? What comes first the dress or the diaper that's what we're talking about that is a cruel seductress made him dress up like that and as a humiliation thing like a dominatrix That's my that is yeah, he didn't want to be that guy that that is uh Why see what get no pussy do to a motherfucker? Dang. Y'all see that?

How many more do I- That's what get no pussy do to a motherfucker. This is, uh, Torta wrestler slams opponent. Sounds great. I have this thing. Don't even have to watch the video, it's already- Sounds amazing. If this is my last one, game over.

No, there's one more after this, Papa. Wow, look at her. Oh, the last one is the fucking- I just- D one. Game over. No, there's one more after this, Papa. Wow, look at her. Oh, the last one is the fucking... I just... Def. My apologies. Restart, restart, refresh the whole thing before you... Sorry.

You botched. A lot of play again, it's fast. It'll do again. Está lastimada, Goya. Muy lastimada. Watch your leg. Oh snap! Anderson, solve a leg!

Oh! Oh! Oh! Anderson, solve a leg! Oh! Yeah Watch your leg Since all the leg Come on, she's athletic but Jesus she's too big You're doing too much baby. That's why she was all crooked at the Dragon thing you'd be doing too much. God damn. She's not even black. She's a Mexican. This is a black chick watching, saying that to you. Oh, fuck. William Falkner's wife. It's crazy.

You'd think she'd break her leg just walking. Yeah. Jesus, man. That sucks ass. I know. That sucks. But she's going to chop her foot off and throw it in the pozole tonight. Oh my goodness.

Roast it. Slow cook it. Slow cook that shit. Okay. Whenever I see a fat person break their leg like that, I just, I immediately am like, oh, you're gonna get so much fatter. Yeah.

Yeah. Holy shit. That's probably how she got to this size in the first place. She probably started as like. She probably breaks her leg once a year so she should eat more. I'm gonna lay myself up. I order food all day.

It's good Now you read the caption on this one before you click of course Jews try to move a fridge Oh, there's two more. Okay, this one. This is my 10 second treat And I so I John come on. I'm not gonna lose on this one. No, I don't know So this is Israeli settler who seized Palestinian home in Hebron now seen bringing in goods Okay Okay who seized Palestinian home in Hebron, now seen bringing in goods. Okay. Okay. Whoa!

Oh! Oh! This is awesome. Why are they doing this? He's trying to remember what it was like being a slave. He's trying to recreate building the pyramids. Yeah, exactly. Yeah.

Exactly. What? I'm texting you. I'm texting you. I'm texting you. I'm texting you. I'm texting you. I'm texting you. I'm texting you. I'm texting you. He's trying to recreate building the pyramids. Yeah, exactly. What? Take the backpack off. Connor, what do you say about this as a mover? Dude, I watched this earlier. Fridges are really light.

They're really not that heavy. It would take too many cares up the stairs. I don't know why there's six men putting on a guy's backpack. Well, this one's got a bunch of Palestinian babies It's full of heads Hellfire missile. Yeah, exactly missiles babies It's also the guy that putting on his back is the smallest guy there all the guys in the back are huge Yeah, this is how they reload the Iron Dome. It's just hundreds of these guys going upstairs

bullets This is this one of the strangest videos I've ever watched They're supposed to be the smartest people on earth. Yeah, no, they're actually he's not carrying a fridge in a very retarded way They are smart John. They're not they're about as smart as your average era, but I don't buy this problem The streets it's insane you've seen those run around in the streets. It's insane. You've seen those videos like when Bruno went to Israel. What about like Mel Brooks? Yeah, no, those are the ones that came over here and kicked ass.

Okay, no, those ones are stupid. Settlers are dumb. John goes, they're not smart. They're as smart as the average Arab. That's what he just said. Prove me wrong. I'm not- That the average Israeli

isn't a stone cold retard on the street. Just fucking, uh, uh, uh, uh, running around. They're now calling Arabs retards as well. Huh? They're calling Arabs retards as well! I mean, we all know that though. I am. There's no big problem. It's also loaded with John, like, it's them claiming they're smarter than Arabs.

Yeah, they're always claiming they're smarter than Arabs, but they're dumb than there. Yeah, they're always coming. They're smarter in errors, but they're dumb There's no ethics. They're other races smarter than both though. I mean well, that's what I'm saying What do you want me to just like he's not trying to say they're like at the same level as the rest of humanity He's saying that Jews and Arabs are Israelis Israelis are fucking stupid. Israelis are dumb people that lack empathy. Are they like Appalachian Jews? They're just arrows, that's why.

John, can you rank all the races from smartest to dumbest right now? Smartest to dumbest? Oh, I don't wanna do that. Well, you do it, man. Top 10. I think you really want to do that. Or top five, top five. Top five?

No, don't do this. I'm not doing that, bro. Don't do this. What? Sorry, man. We're trying to make it. I'm trying to get we how I'm trying to get inside your mind If John does that people are gonna start thinking he's racist. Yeah, nobody was that No, I just think they're like that guy's fucking fucking stupid. They are Fucking idiots, it's there. I'll they're laughing about it. Yeah listen man I don't buy this five or dumbasses is that's a bit of a

Generalization still they're all agreeing to move this fridge this way nobody told him take his backpack Yeah, all five are dumb, but it's kind of crazy to say that all Jews are idiots I would I would I would say the average Israeli probably has around a 90 to 100 I would I would I would say the average Israeli probably has around a 90 to 100 Which is honestly very generous it's so funny you're saying that bad you're sober honest honest dude I was like, oh you're gonna be you're gonna regret this when you sober up. That's what I was thinking Okay, no,'s just, listen to me. What's the highest IQ you can have? I think in the high like 160s or one, I think like, yeah. No, 160s is like when you start to be considered genius.

No, no, no, one like 40s when you're starting to consider genius, like high IQ individuals will start at like 120. But so 90 is very close to being mentally retarded and you said that there are a lot. I think 75 is mentally retarded. No, I think like 80, 80 is like the low, like 85 might even be mentally retarded. Okay. Listen, you've seen Hasidic Jews. Yeah, they're fucking weird Everybody they're not secret geniuses running around. They're all fucking weird dumbass

You ever seen the videos of the bike marathon in New York and the Jews trying to cross the street. Yeah, they're retarded It's one of the funniest stupidest shit Why they can't comprehend or they're just really self-centered that being self-centered and lacking empathy is a sign of low intelligence They explain Israelis to me fucking explain. I was the main self centered about this technique But I'm stealing a house from Arabs. They're moving a fridge into it And they're using the weakest guy If they're a self-centered they would have an Arab lift to get up for that. Why are Americans...

They blew up all year. There's five guys and collectively they may have won the slave. I think they started regressing after not having any adversity anymore. So we had to keep them on their toes in order to keep them smart? Occasionally. How is this going to be the main? Listen, bro. No to keep them smart. Just like occasionally like this. Like how is this gonna be the name? Listen bro. Like a aah!

No, no, no. This is what it was. The lowest... No, I'm just trying to figure it out. I'll tell you... American Jews are some of the smartest people I've ever met. I'll tell you what it is. Is the lowest common denominator Jew. The lowest common denominator Jew.

I think they're the smartest people by far. Israelis... All of every single Jew in anywhere. They're not the same as American Jews. Listen, listen. If you're a genius Jew and you're living in America, in America you need to go to fucking Israel right all this dumb I don't think they really all the dumbass Jews went to Israel because they're like what it we we need a safe place We keep getting killed because we're so stupid all the smart ones what can stay right in Israel

What's like a one-bedroom apartment in Israel? I don't know you just feel houses apparently so it's got to be cheap Going and slaughtering our family I don't know you just feel houses apparently so it's got to be What's their currency in Israel the fucking shekel I don't know Okay, is it not the shekel? Yeah Sounds like a like a race. Oh, yeah, that's not an offensive The fucking shekel, I don't know. It's like the fucking dollar. It's probably the Jew coin or some bullshit. You know, they used to call dollars Jew flags

back in the day, which I think is hilarious. Yeah, that's nice. Yeah. I think they pay for most of their goods with diamonds from inside the moon. In ruby. No, I love Jews. Goods with the diamonds from diamonds inside the moon in Ruby No, I loved you I just don't like you know, he's really settlers

Feeling a home So the stealing a house anyways, can we just go back to America's funniest home videos and then there are Israel's Israel's funniest home videos It stopped with this anti-semitic Crushed his legs. Oh man. I just picture Christ's ghost kicking that bridge I Was doing the double double leg drop Doing the Falcon down He looks like Gilbert Godfrey right here. Yeah. OI! Get it off me! I'm having not seen the video of the guy kicking the Palestinian flag that was

wired to a bomb. Yes we've seen it. Good God man that's dumb as hell. Why would you fall for that one? That was a really, that was a, that was a I think Jewish settlers are just really dumb. I think those are the hillbillies of Israel. I think they've had it too easy for too long. What are you gonna do about it? What?

Devin, personally, you want to go to war? No, what are you suggesting? No, I'm saying like, if they're just in a place where they're just like, that's ours now, that's ours now, you start getting like lazy. Too comfortable. Yeah, complacent. You go like, oh, look at that flag. I'm going to go get that. You start turning into a dumb, you know, like a loony thing. You wake up in silk sheets. You kind of stop needing to train and be smart.

Except for Massad. They're still very clever. They're putting bombs into pagers, and they're making a sweet dome and all these things. If they're so fucking clever, why do they have a little? They have a little. They need all our money, and they have a little... With all our money. They have a little... They need all our money and they have a little shitty country. They don't have a big dope country like us.

If they're so fucking smart, why do they have this shit sand patch in the middle of nowhere? Well the UN shit them out there and then they were so smart... They used them. They sold them on their... Exactly. On their... That makes them smart though. They were like, let's trick America into giving us billion eight it's a brilliant they bought it they get a

rocket sent at them all the time and they act like nothing's going on a billion a year yeah so how is that not smart to negotiate the deal where you get three hundred billion dollars a year we manipulated them with their Marvel origin story from a comic book that they love and believe in and we got now you this is where you're supposed to be Thanks. Now, please be our military base for the Middle East and they're like, okay for three hundred billion dollars here easy It's like the best deal in the world for them. Also, I don't get like a tax Yeah, but I'm like, okay, whatever worth it. We lose a couple of Jews at a concert. I don't even like their own

Why would they they're fucking getting filthy rich? They refer to their own citizens as we lose we lose few Jews Why would they? They're fucking getting filthy rich! They refer to their own citizens as, We lose a few Jews! I'll also tell you guys right now. We lost a few Jews last night, but hey, it's worth it. Every Zionist is fully self-aware about the fact that we're willing to sacrifice a few of our own Jews. There is zero, there is zero archeological evidence that Exodus, the story of Exodus, ever happened. Actually, the only archeological evidence they have,

the only archeological evidence they have is that it was the opposite was true and that Jews were actually low skilled laborers in Egypt. And actually at one point were a higher class that rivaled the pharaohs. What did they do? How did they archeology, what did they find? Like they found complaints.

There is no proof of Jewish slaves in Egypt ever. They're brushing off a laundry list of complaints and they go, there were Jews here. Hieroglyphics are... So this Jew is saying it was too hot in here. This spine has scoliosis. So this is a Jew. It's another zero dollar tip to Cantor. Ancient Cantor. Ancient Cantor.

It's Cantor. Alright, another ten second trade. I was just kidding by the way. I'm not trying to tell you that. and ancient cantors ancient cantors cantors alright another 10 second I was just kidding by the way I'm not trying to turn this into another chew hater everybody knows that I am a Zionist, I believe in Jewish supremacy, I thought we're

up to if it were up to me, Jews would be in control of everything not just the weather but your car and not just showbiz my cock in my ass and the rest of the goddamn world you know the moon and the damn Sun and everything so yeah I want to make that very clear this is not a true hitter podcast they would have the light side of the moon not just the dark side of the gold mines are yeah and so don't confuse this for a true hater

podcast man we kick one of the members please enough controlling the whole world yeah so stop right there don't confuse this with that yes don't confuse this with that. Yes, don't confuse. Oh don't Don't get it twisted. Don't get it twist. Don't okay. Don't oh wait a minute Ten second tree no no okay, so this one Read the caption called cops shoot criminal scumbag trying to make escape graphic don't play on main episode so I I got a really good one wait a minute no wait no the South Africa one wait okay Devon could you play it for only us and then let's decide if we can I can't see it played on the main it's on you tilt this tilt this over a corner it's body cam footage on YouTube okay are you okay because there's blood and there's a

shooting I mean it's on YouTube we watch the shit I'll do it arrest you hold on. Let's watch real quick There's a much better angle I see it, but it sounds very funny I can't see it, but it sounds very funny. They literally shoot a guy in a wheelchair at a nursery out front of a home depot. John, watch this next angle. Let me see, let me see. This one is designed for you. Why'd they shoot it? He's being a smartass.

The chair chart started to transform. Wait, point the computer at Connor a little bit. Oh my god! Jesus Christ, why? Why'd they kill a man and a paralyzed man? He had a knife in his chair. Joey. Who gives a fuck about the knife? Wait, point the computer at Conner a little bit. Oh my god! Jesus Christ, why? Why'd they kill a man and a paralyzed man?

He had a knife in his chair. Joey. Who gives a fuck? I'll see you in three weeks. No! That's when you play it. So technically... Watch this, Devon.

That was insane that you were like, that's... We got a lot... Slam dunk. We're gonna have a lot to rip on there. Well, no, watch the last angle, and then you will... We just did. No, no, there's one more. It's aerial footage. There's one more. Oh respond there. That's the last angle, and then you will... We just did! There's one more!

There's another angle. Devin, point at Connor! Right! It's disgusting! I know, but he needs to be able to see it and laugh! They're handcuffing him? They handcuff a dead man that was already in a wheelchair! Oh, we're missing an angle.

Which is Cop's favorite thing to do is handcuff dead people. Hit accept, Devin, I'll make up for this. There might be one more coming up. I don't need any more footages. I don't need any more angles of that. Don't try to deque me then on this. If you're not willing to watch every angle, don't deque me. What is this, John?

Can we play this? Yeah, yeah, of course. This is awesome. Fucking prude. So what is this context here? Car thieves told to deeply kiss each other after they were caught so these guys tried to steal A car and the guys who caught him probably made them kiss make out with each other Because I think the worst thing you could do it be in South Africa is gay or me Well, they're just black dudes in South Africa. I don't want to make out I

Like He makes him grab him by the way. The guy with the first grip didn't even steal a car. They're just in love. Come on, I'm gonna make you. Get out of here. You're passively making out. What a strange deleted scene from Moonlight. There's definitely some guys there that are gonna be like, dude, we should steal more cars. Yeah, they're into this. They're into this.

We should definitely do this more often. This is rocks. Yeah. I'm not taking up the night. John, watch. John, you watch so much gay black content. What if, like, right after they're done kissing, they go, you are gay, and they kill them to that. John, watch. John, you watch so much gay black content. I love it. Right after they're done kissing, they go, you are gay,

and they kill them. Yeah. Another risk for being gay. So these guys are going to get killed unless they make out with each other. What was their crime? Car, they had a car. Car.

They were being forced. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Car. Not even because it's gay. It's just because they're being forced. I don't even believe in you! I don't believe in you! I don't believe in you! I don't think they're real friends, dude. We'd all just fucking go to town

if we had to make out each other. That's what you wish, you fucking homo. We get a car, we get a car and go, what are you guys gonna make us do? Please don't make us make out. Oh, please don't make us make out. They're like, the terms of your release, I'm already pregnant.

I'm like, all right all right you got us I'm zipping in John's pants you got us it's fine stop please please don't make me suck Joey you're fucking me missionary style. Bring it up, bring it up! Are you having like, it's our punishment!

Oh no! We must be punished! We deserve this punishment! We go, we really hate this! Shh! You're really teaching us a lesson! Alright, now I think I got something for the last leg of the app. We have been talking about watching this for a while now. This is the classic lady that we've watched many times.

She's like a legend of body cam footage. She's the best. She's this one. The lady that always- I have to get to work, lady. She's always gotta get to work, but she always just did something insanely illegal and retarded. And she's screaming, but she's always gotta get to work, but she always just did something insanely illegal and retarded. And she's screaming, but she's always gotta get back to work. She's been arrested a hundred times, and she always...

She just... it never gets through to her that she's... And then there's no mental institution, apparently, that'll take her. She's just always left back on the streets. Because she gets checked into the mental institution, and she goes, I have to get back to work. Yeah. Like, it's like 5150, and she goes, goes, I have to get back to work. Yeah. Like, you're like 50 and 50 and she goes, well, I have to get back to work. Yeah.

She's a rise and grind schizophrenic. Mm-hmm. Yeah. She's a- She secures the bag. Yeah. Okay. So. This is crazy! She had a window, it's open! My two year old throws sh** out the window like a- and now my feet are-

She has a kid? I actually haven't seen... I thought she had a boyfriend. Oh no, she had a kid in the first one. She did? She had a little baby in the first one that we ever watched. Now he's two. The baby was in a crib, the boyfriend was playing Call of Duty, he came out.

That's right. Yeah, so I guess let's see how old the kid is now. Two. Oh two, yes! She said I have a two year old. So we have like two years now of this lady. That's beautiful They have it because amazing you know The beauty of life yeah

You know we Speculated she must work at the Pentagon or something for how urgent the work thing right right like she's Jack Bauer She might be Jack Bauer like she's stopping a bomb from going off What's that Ethan Hawke movie where they go through the get kids entire life boy I did too! I did too! I did too! I did too! Wait, wait, wait, what did I do? Wait, what did I do? Wait, why? It would be very funny if there was a sum of all fears thing happening. The cat is back to it. Jack Ryan. A rat is going to kill us all! There's a milk in the bottle, I see him! There's a milk in the bottle, I see him!

There's a milk in the bottle, I see him! There's a milk in the bottle, I see him! There's a milk in the bottle, I see him! There's a milk in the bottle, I see him! There's a milk in the bottle, I see him! She has some milk in her daughter. I was just about to say brother, but I didn't want to say it. And for whatever reason, I haven't noticed them until this video.

She's got some knee kickers. Yeah. This is her third body cam, right? Yes. Unbelievable. I want to say four. She's all over town. She's door dashing, needs to get back to work.

She's- Victoria's Secret, are we counting that as one? This is four. What was the Victoria's Secret one? That's her at Victoria's Secret where it's not body cam I think you're calling a runway model oh no no no no Victoria's Secret remember she's like she tries to like punch a black lady and it's not about a cam but it's the black lady starts filming her oh yeah yeah

that was also her over the fucking all over the fucking place. So that is four. She's unbelievable. She's incredible. She's the GOAT. Yeah. She's never in lockup very long. She gets right out and they let her back with her kids. She doesn't do anything really that bad. She's just crazy. She gets back to work.

She gets back to work. Goes like, hey, it's like when Jack Reacher gets arrested and he's like, that phone's gonna ring in about 30 seconds and you're gonna get a call from somebody and they're gonna tell you to take the handcuffs off. And the cops never quite believe it, but then the phone rings. And then five black Suburbans show up and a bunch of fucking Delta Force guys get out.

So I suspect that's what's going on with her each time when the camera stops. And she always messes up and accidentally dials 911. Is she always the one calling? She goes, I accidentally called the police! I feel like a lot of the time she's bringing it upon herself. I wonder if 911 and Domino's Pizza are right next to each other. Yeah, they're in contact. Her speed dial is fucked up.

I made the mistake of calling a police and I shugged on half. So now, I know. And he's like, why are you telling me? Because it was a mistake. It was an argument. And I called the cops. I called the cops to get him to stop. And he did as soon as I called 911. What was he doing?

We were just yelling at each other. That's it. And I want to get it. What's on your lip? My lips are really chapped. Arby's. No, I'm not showing you guys anything. I'm obviously...

I'm not. Okay, is there any weapons on you? No. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. I'm not a guy. Oh, okay. No, I'm not showing you guys anything. I'm obviously...

I'm not. Okay, is there any weapons on you? No! I have a phone. It's instantly hysterical. 100%. It's insane. It doesn't handle anything with any grace.

I know. I don't have any damn weapons! Can I please just go in my car and leave? I got somewhere to go for the night! At this point, I think she's like, you know when Joey gets drunk and goes, I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom

and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna go to the bathroom and I'm gonna damn wimpy! Can I please just go in my car and leave? I got somewhere to go for the night! At this point I think she's like, you know when Joey gets drunk and does bomb threats? She's like, I'm gonna call the cops on myself. I'm gonna be insane to the cops. I mean, there seems to be zero repercussions, so yeah, it sounds great. She rules. She's awesome.

She's unbelievable. She's such a talent. No, I just, Michaela? Was? Was it Michaela? Michaela? They go. It was Michaela. Right? We had her last week. They know her name. Okay. Okay. So you guys got an argument and now you want to just be separated. Yep. And I want to get in my car and I want to go home. Did was he injured at all? No. Okay. What were you arguing about? Well, okay. So why you call 9-1-1 to what?

I missed you guys And now I want you guys to just leave okay, why won't I get in my car I wonder if it's the same boyfriend It's gotta be grown at how you still be with her though. I think that guy's got I don't know but he good pussy I think she has a really good job. I think she actually does He was just playing call of duty at home that day while she was going to work. She's a workhorse Exactly She's got a lot of jobs She's always working. Yeah, she's a little nuts. Yeah, the cops will come, you know twice a month

But she makes she brings home the bacon I bet you she is one of these freaks that is like very good at working yeah but wasn't she doing that being doing like uber eats last the last video that was like job five out of six yeah she's got all the apps going at the same time she does uber door-dash Postmates everything the same like the VP of Microsoft or yeah and she works everything the same like the VP of Microsoft Oh, yeah, and she works at the Pentagon and the national kind of fine service needs her very badly Yeah, now she's an incredible

she's just She's a force of nature. She's a force of nature. She's capital capitalist force of nature. Mm-hmm Notice how my sky is always evil when she's pissed off. Yeah,ons it yes yeah she's like she's like storm yeah I love Wisconsin it's all these videos Wisconsin's got some we're back in body cam season body cam season it was a glass I think yeah I know my two-year-old is that snow on the ground Cam season Is that snow on the ground She's wearing short sleeves

Can't get to him quick enough. He said he was upstairs. He was I live it. Yeah, there's a window How would you two-year-old come down the stairs and do that? No, he was in the window. I flung out the window ma'am That's what I'm saying. He took she's got an autistic kid. She's not blaming her two-year-old both course She goes go in there shoot him She always hysterically harps on a detail that doesn't matter at all. That's why she's so good at hunting terrorists. Wow, that noise. That noise that sounds like a camel dying. Dude, she's the D-Rex.

She's fully the D-Rex. All the cops' heads simultaneously explode. Just let me leave! Brandon tell them nothing! Tell them nothing Brandon! Tell them that I told you to leave! Brandon's like, I can't pause the game! Shut the fuck up bitch!

You know what's really funny about this lady is that we actually as a group are more well equipped to take care of her than the cops are. Yeah. Because we have footage on her, we know how she acts. Well they've met her before, deal with her they seem to be shocked they're not studying the footage like we are yeah they have so much game tape for us we'd be like exactly got this what you do is you I'm nose tackling her right away I show up I'm like I got Sonic baby just like relax yeah yeah yeah I just you just armor oblique kick

hyperextended right knee I run in with like little like Starburst like horse treats like the Avengers planning to kill Thanos on that planet I'll distract him. Mantis you put him to sleep and I'll pull the helmet off. Now I'm attaching like Arby's to a bag and on a stick with a string down and I'll let her run in circles. Yeah, tie herself out. Just chasing the Arby's in circles. It's kind of like in Superman when they stop that big thing in the city, you know, tie his legs up, put a mask over her face. And then eventually you shoot rockets into her mouth and explode her organs. I fly into her mouth. Yeah. Then I start exploding.

Nothing happened, I'm telling you nothing happened. You guys are being real? Get away from me! Call your supervisor. Now she goes into supervising. Y'all being real? Get away from me! Call your supervisor. Ooh, now she goes into supervisor. Y'all being real. They do have to call a supervisor, I think. Neither are exceptions. If somebody's like clearly crazy. I'm half expecting Professor X to roll up on us in a wheelchair and just be like,

My daughter, everything's okay Me don't kill them She's she's double XL Jean Grey You can come back to the matching they know not what they do I thought I thought double XL Jean Grey is pretty good Jean Grey is like a power size 42 Jean Grey large jeans great 42 waistline jeans great Magn. Professor XL shows up. Magneto's like don't goad with him. The smoking device for paraphernalia? I don't know.

Oh, that's the stuff that's on the roof. What? I don't know what's on the roof. She sounds like the impression of women that I do. She does, yeah. This might be where I got it from. I don't know what's on the roof all the time. Chiro's always throwing crack pipes on the roof

I want to get separated from the guy. No, I'm trying to get my story straight. And now he knows. Yeah, we're not going to get this right. Now he knows what to say. My son's the crack-silly baby from the Dave Chappelle joke. Sorry, Samach. He's also Franklin. Who Franklin?

The argument began over money. Fantastic Four. He's separated also. War Pre-Opens. To a superhero reference type of a death. Yeah, I don't know. It's fun. Following him into the bathroom. That's how everyone else feels when you start referencing

physical and that bang I'm in both camps. It's pretty sad You should be happy because there's a lot of buffoons out there that know ours and they they're happy to hear these. I wasn't upset at it. I had nothing to add. You were sad. You guys got insecure about it. No. Because you're not secure with yourselves.

No, we were like, I'm so important. I had some sympathy for you. I had some silence. I had some sympathy for you. Your inability to contribute. I know, and I said, yeah, I just don't get it. Yeah. And then you had to attack,

acting like I'm talking about Annette Benning all the time. We were trying to say, hey guys, here's why Devin is not contributing to this bit. It's not because he sucks, it's because he's an ignorant fool! What happens in an hour? Everyone dies in an hour! I'm on site and I don't have to work! You don't understand! There's chickens aiming missiles at us! Look at those milkers! I did too!

That angle! They're emitting their own light. I did too! I came downstairs and set the goal of a car. Oh wait, wait, wait, what did I do? Wait, wait, wait, what did I do? Wait, what? They put an apple in her mouth and they her in. A bunch of some other guys. Definitely a work we've already done about her getting arrested. I'm sure, yeah.

Wait, but why? No, please. Oh my God, are you serious? Please, no, wait, why disorderly? I didn't do anything. Why disorderly? Disorderly. No, no, that's not true.

Oh, Brandon came out and he's like, this bitch is beating me. Oh, did he just say that? I think he just said she's beating me. No, the neighbor heard that. Oh, the neighbor heard that? They heard Brandon say like this bitch is beating me. Oh, did he just say he just said she's beating me Her Brandon say stop she thought she's beating me Good that's a smart thing to do if you ever get an argument your girlfriend to start screaming stop You're beating me as a man and you get everybody hear it everybody hear it sure now or as a woman I'm sure you've learned that lesson. Yeah Fucking TV destroying.

But no, yeah. Oh. Forgot about that. Nah, that sucked. Tell Brandon that's a lie! Brandon, that's a lie! Oh my god. Tell him Brandon!

Please, no. I didn't break your TV, Brandon! They go inside and Joe Biden's just in a wheelchair off the fuck Thinker I was kind of lost in that one about me completely You have you guys don't watch the DC movies. That's... You go, that's my Jean Grey. Actually.

That's my Jean Grey. Brandon! Wait, I'm not lying. Let's go Brandon! She hasn't even mentioned having to go to work yet. She has a phone in her bra. Wait, wait, wait. wait, wait. Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to take out, where's your cell phone? I don't have it in my bra, but why am I getting arrested?

Israel blows it up. Oh my God, that's not true. Guys, please, please. Guys, please. But what did Brandon say? Please help me. Please, just, please talk to me. Brandon is in a ladder match on Call of Duty.

Oh my God, I didn't do anything while I'm getting arrested for no reason. Oh my God. I'm going to get arrested for no reason. Oh my God. I'm going to get arrested for no reason. Oh my God. I'm going to get arrested for no reason. Oh my God.

I'm going to get arrested for no reason. Oh my God. I'm going to get arrested for no reason. Oh my God. I'm going to get arrested for no reason. Brandon is in a ladder match on Call of Duty. Brandon's 2v2 in Battle Royale right now. Brandon's using the tank in GTA right now. He put in the cheat code. He refuses to stop. He's got his loadout, he's only got one clip left. I doubt he's going to put the controller down. He's got the tank. He's doing his load out, he's only got one clip left. I doubt he's gonna put the controller down, man. He's got the tank. He's doing the black eye. What do I do?

What am I getting arrested for? You'd think she would know more about the law. Can you please talk to the neighbors? Well, the law doesn't apply to her. They'll tell you that this wasn't me. That's true. She's a special agent. No, she loves this shit dude she lives for this

What does she have getting caught part of her plan knows her with BPD BPD BPD really close. Yeah, of course hands on baby I don't I I'm not that familiar with BPD. This is this it's your anyone is that's what it is This is them. No Connor. Have you done there's just never any like Doesn't get meds never gets diagnosed. They're zero to sixty. Yeah, it's like it's This with bipolar bipolar is a shift that takes more long term. Yeah, this is borderline Well, there's two types of bipolar but like I've never seen like I mean bipolar manic episodes can be like happy You know what I mean? Well, I'll be like this I guess we've never seen her happy though Well, we're not gonna see her happy because she's not gonna arrested when she said we've seen her a million times

We think she'd be happy a one of them. Oh Yeah, she's happy it's BBT for sure I had a good friend in New York who suffers from bipolar and he would have described the first two months of a manic episodes Is the Goldilocks own where you are awesome? Yeah, and I had been with him in those first two months multiple times yeah where I go oh shit this dude fucking rules yeah he's having the best sets you ever had he's charming as hell he's dressed in batteries more confident but that's just like you know it's about to go way over all the sudden and then you're just a nutcase. Now he disappears for a couple months or what? Yeah he's

gonna die for a long time and then he gets back on his meds and all that stuff. This is BPD though. Yeah, this is BPD. Can I please talk to you? But why I don't understand why I'm getting arrested? So the neighbors called, okay, which is causing a disturbance.

And at that point it's out of our hands since it's a domestic relationship between you two. But why isn't he getting arrested? They're like, because he kicks ass. He's awful. Because he can't pause the game. It's an online game. You can't pause it.

But if Brandon says there's nothing wrong, is there a chance I won't get arrested? You're fully arrested, lady. At this point, it's out of our hands. But can you talk't get arrested? You're fully arrested, lady. At this point, it's out of our hands. But can you talk to the neighbor? Well, she's detained. I'm friends with the neighbors.

He'll tell you that there wasn't any service. I went downstairs. I asked him if he could come and help. Oh no. What is the guy in the front like, you know what, you're making some good points, actually. Let's look into this further. Let's try and get to a solution here

that ends with you out of cuffs and back on the streets tonight. God dammit sweetheart, you drive a hard bargain. Whoa, you know the law. I'm like, you know what? You know the law, you're good. Hey, didn't know we had a lawyer in the back seat. You're telling me you were for the Pentagon, You know what you know the law you're good You're telling me you were for the Pentagon door dash uber eats Postmates and you're a lawyer Okay, wait, wait, wait, can you can you leave it with Brandon? Please can you please just get my phone to Brandon? Why does Brandon need the phone?

If he has your phone, how are you? Because predators are blocked in there going to have to stay in judge, okay? On Monday? Most likely. Damn. Well, there's no court during the weekends, right? There's a special weekend court for just you, darling. Don't send me on Monday, please.

I don't like promising people one way or another, but most likely it'll be Monday. I'm on probation. Uh-oh. I'm really shocked that none of the cops are giving her, like, a speech like, hey, you need to stop doing stuff like this How many times is this? Maybe these are new cops maybe they don't know that she's like the fucking But they should see a record she should be a legend in this little town

She is She can't help it But they should know they should be like They're speedrunning this at this point Yeah They go oh fuck Like there's no use in giving her that speech it's not gonna do anything Exactly yeah

You're probably right They actually hand her her phone and she watches old body cam footage She like tries to learn from them. Yeah, it's game tape for herself. Yeah I just sort of feel bad for yes. Yeah, she can't help the way she is. She's a tragic figure. My neighbors didn't have to get involved. It wasn't even about that. I just asked them for help because we're friends. Now I stop feeling bad, though. There was like five seconds there where I felt a little bad. No.

Why? My empathy is run out. Moment of weakness there for a sec by me. What is that shirt? I think it says like... It says uh... Herbology. I wonder what the fuck that is.

It's a weed shirt. Herbs. No I think it says... Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Herbs. Her prison anyway for the next 90 days? Herbs, herbs, herbs, herbs. Because of this, I'm- I'm royally screwed. I'm gonna go to jail, I'm gonna lose my apartment. I don't think she has a job right now. Yeah, well she's not in a rush to get back to work, so yeah. That's what I'm saying.

Yeah, she usually really needs to get back to work. Is there any way I can make a phone call? You'll have to ask the jail staff that, okay? How long is it gonna take? The fuck does she get a call? They let her get her phone call and she calls the DoorDash customer. She goes, do you want ranch? Did you want me to pick up ranch with that order? She completely wets her call. She goes, how's the game going?

Are you winning? She goes, oh wait, oh no, I can't even bring you the ranch. Oh fuck, I forgot I can't even bring you the ranch because I'm in jail. Can I have one more, no? I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it.

I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. I can't believe it. winning yeah yeah yeah

yeah yeah yeah yeah I need you to be able to drop my phone back off to Brandon. I can leave straight away. Because that's the only way I'm going to be able to call him is from the, is on my phone. I don't know if it's on the phone. Yeah, he has her blocked. Yeah, Brandon blocked her. So she calls her own phone and he's like, alright, it must be her.

No. Yeah. I see the system. Brandon can't quit this lady. No. He's in love. There's something about her. Well, but here's the thing though.

She doesn't have a job. She must have a crazy head or something. Brandon's probably the guy in the fucking pickup truck that flipped over and he's wearing the dress with diapers and shit. Brandon's got us over, bro. Dude, in any perfect world, in any perfect world, that is Brandon. That is true. He's going all the way with the first body cab.

She's diaper-babying him. He's in a big crib. I'm gonna call Brandon. I's diaper babying him. He's in a big crib The only number she knows is 911. Yeah constantly getting yourself arrested. That's the phone call she makes they give you have one more call she calls not right in front of her like yeah I'll pick you up Oh You call by one one you did she called it Modifier

I think that's like an enhancement. Yeah, it's hilarious funny Disturbance and a domestic is because of your relationship withon okay at that point the state says that we must arrest the predominant aggressive okay so we we can't just walk away from that why why why why the predominant aggressor i wasn't the officer that talked to brandon okay i believe it was the flying knee kicks the brandon's face what

spread the fatality you performed on Brandon he tried to rip his spinal core from his asshole so we had to arrest you I'm gonna go to jail for 90 days you need it lady you need to cool off put her in the cooler Brandon's gonna lose his job back to jobs Cool off. Yeah, put her in the cooler Now she's concerned about jobs jobs

Brandon's gonna lose good on you bitch The fact that Brandon is working and letting this freeloader being this crazy Yeah, I'm now very confused about Brandon and why he's letting any of this happen. He must really be a love She's a CEO of IGN laughter Like over there do I have to beg someone in my pod to let me use their phone? You can ask Gale's staff if they'll let you use the booking desk phone up there, okay? She's trying to find like a jailhouse phone

Yeah, she's already doing like 60 days in shit She's like do I have to start a store in my cell and sell soup so I can use a phone do you need fruit I could ferment in my toilet I need to make cronol determine what is going to happen what your bond amount will be okay at that point? Your bond amount. Isn't it possible that I could get my bond amount for the recording too? That would be determined at a later date at like a preliminary. Oh look at her little head. Cutie pie with her head sticking out the window. A little jeggnebog. I Jagged-A-Box. Yeah.

I really do want to hug her. Yeah, it's like taking a drive with your St. Bernard in the back. You also know you can rest your head on her big fat tits and it would just feel so comfortable. It would feel like home. It would. It would just feel like... Her giant t-shirts. And she's crying on your shoulder and you're just like I am sorry. It's gonna be okay Yeah, you're addicted to that Brandon addicted to them. Yeah, I suppose he is he's addicted to the kid together

Yeah, that definitely adds The kid probably loves the mom just cuz the kids too young to get it and Brandon's just like this tiny like pencil shaped guy This is addicted to being brought into her fucking her Here her teary Anywhere else besides in between her tits. Yeah, he was the guy. This is the couple next to us at Jurassic World Yeah, exactly. Yeah, he's she's petting his head Can I get in your pocket? Let me your bag. Well, look at this giant lady

This is Godzilla vs. Kong Whoa, she's fucking giant. Yeah, I Thought she was huge It's like a rocket oh she's got like red hair too. She's got the whole BPD Yeah, they cloned her at the jail and they made a new cop out of her Because she's so unstoppable Gemini man actually We actually need a few more samples your DNA

Made a younger stronger version of you we can't go she's angry again. She's like cursing people out I think She's angry again. She's like cursing people out. I think Now it's not Godzilla versus Kong it's Godzilla Mecha Godzilla, you're right She could totter it every minute mm-hmm, beautiful one look it there's another fail clone This looks cozy man That's a very cozy police station Brutal winters and stuff. Yeah, looks like some shits gonna go down. I Feel like she's like cloned like there's like 15 of her at the police station right now. I just said that

You're driving Now's the water works It's all brand why Brandon is such a problem starter. I've been a YouTuber for three years. Three years! And I'm the one that's an aggressor. That is not fair. Of course I'm aggressive. You can all have a good evening. You've been so many damn times. You're so many days of dives.

You know the GTA V loading screen where the kid's playing the video game and flipping off his sister? That's all I picture with Brandon. I just want to tell him. That's all I want to know. I wonder if she's super fucked up or if she's just this crazy. She's just crazy and she can't help it. She's gonna make her one call. But sober?

She's making her one call to Brandon. Yeah, for sure. She's wasting her call. She just calls Brandon Brandon's like yeah, bitch It's an internet game. I can't pause it. I don't have to tell you If I pause I will we will lose the match that's his excuse it's warzone bitch They can't quit each other man, it's kind of beautiful actually Yeah. I just want to call him. I just want to call him. I didn't even get to say- They can't quit each other, man. It's kind of beautiful, actually.

It's like the Notebook Wisconsin. It's like internal sunshine of a spotless mind. Brandon's just trying to forget her. I'm gonna be gone for 90 days. Brandon just found a job. He's not gonna be able to go in Monday. I have 90 days holding over my head for this promotion. I don't know.

She's like, I gotta claim Aryan Brotherhood. I really hope they give an update. I hope they give an update on if she's at 90 or... She goes into prison. Where was she? Where was she? They're saying... ...and was transported to the local county jail.

Here, Kayla faced one misdemeanor charge of disorderly conduct. The charge was dismissed. Repeater. But it was read into the record Additionally the charge was noted as a repeater offense due to her prior convictions No further penalties were imposed and the case was resolved without additional charges or fines. Whoa if you enjoyed this video She's a board the board releasing her really is a mental. They know the views that they get on these videos. Not to bail her out. This is uh, it's like magnet fishing.

Yeah. It's catch and release. Yeah. You know? They go, ah look at that beautiful Kayla. Yeah. Back into the ocean. I hope I catch her again in two months.

They can't quit her. No. Like if she's in jail for 90 days, what are we gonna do? What are we gonna do? We love her. What the fuck do we do? What the fuck do we do? Oh man. Well I kind of wish you did a little more but that was still good.

Me too, yeah. I wish you had a job to get though. Me too. Brandon's job. That was an important update either way. Just because we have to keep checking in, keeping tabs on her. Yeah. She's a back soon No, she'll be back. Give it a give it a month. And in fact, I wouldn't be shocked if she were already back

Yeah, yeah, I wouldn't be shocked. No, I bet there's one I bet they're cooking up one right now. There might be one I'm tapping that's right. Say there might already be live. This was January 20 25. When was this released? Two weeks ago this is probably there's like three more this is probably the newest one but she might lay low for like another month there should be a show on Netflix where they just follow the PD around it's called Michaela yeah cuz it also she has to be arrested and then somebody has to find out she was arrested and then somebody has to foyer the body cam right yeah. That should be you. I would love to do that. I would love to commit my life to that. But I think this guy's already

doing it. What's his name? No, this is like Lens of the Law police body cam. Yeah, Lens of the Law is already doing a great job. Lens of the Law, do yourself a favor and have a weekly reminder, submit a FOIA for her name every week, once a week. You'll find out just in case she got arrested, you'll get a new one. Post it. I have a bad feeling and like by the end of this year there'll be one where it's like Brandon's dead. Don't say that. Should they play two games or something? Yeah I also got a really bad feeling as well. Yeah something's gonna

Something I hate that I got I got a feeling we have a really good patreon episode coming up man Maybe disaster. I don't want that. I Don't want that along she needs to be let loose into like a free feel She gets like, you know, we're big she goes new they have a pen and there's just a bunch of big shirts It's just a bunch of BPD fatso's and gigantic shirts women with tits with tits down to their knees just all walking around screaming It's like sheep Laker With her pocket dimension is where she belongs. It's a zoo off the highway nowhere to flagstaff. Yeah, yes Yeah, it's called Kaleville

There's kids feeding them nerds clusters out of their hands. They ram the cars occasionally. It's nips a fireball just going through a new... It's Kaylazona is what it's called. Kaylazona. Kaylazona. Kaylazona, baby. Alright, folks.

We did it. We did it. Love you all. Good night. Good night. We did it. We did it. Love you guys. Good night. Good night. Bye bye.