Hate Watch with Devan Costa - 4oreFathers

Episode Date: July 8, 2024

Danny Trejo gets attacked at Tujunga 4th of July parade, Joey's goof with his friend goes a little too far Support the victims at https://4orefathers.com ...

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Starting point is 00:00:00 It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way muster on the beat whore muster be cunt muster on the beat you cum-guzzling whore Start this incel version of not like us, bitches, and fuck N-words. You ready, Mustard? Mustard, let's kill these sluts. Let's kill sluts, Mustard.
Starting point is 00:00:33 I'm really Roger's Mustard. They're not like us. I've been listening to your messages about whores, Mustard, and I'm with you. I have a gun, Mustard, and I'm going to a sorority tonight. Let's put more nails in these whores than T-Zone. Mustard, I've seen this abliminal messaging. Let's get these slots.
Starting point is 00:00:52 I love radicalized incel Kendrick. Hey Mustard, I didn't know you were an incel too. I have a gun. I have a pressure cooker and I know how to make a bomb. Muster, Kendrick, I gotta say, I'm shocked to meet the first ever married with children incel in my entire life. But we're brothers. We can be brothers. Muster on the beat you little slit. Hope you enjoy my trunk. I'm drinking a fifth of vodka, dare we to drive? It's becoming E4 D.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Need to see who comes M&M's. Muster on the beat you dirty cunt. We're coming off a bender. I think we just had the greatest 4th of July. Yeah dude, I hope so. It was a wild night last night. So hungover. We all like, we're like, you know, we have a big episode today. Oh, it's not really.
Starting point is 00:01:42 Hopefully it could be a classic. I'm also very uncomfortable about it. It's very evil. But yeah, I have nothing to do with this. And I feel I feel so filthy. It's your friend Logan. Yeah, I got nothing to do with this. Don't throw him on me like that. I'm excited to find out a lot.
Starting point is 00:01:55 You brought him. He's sadistic. There's a bone crusher Logan alliance. You've corrupted. And despite the bit, there's still a lot of other things to talk about. For instance, Connor killed Danny Treyo yesterday It's a hunger parade. Cane wasn't enough for board. All right, Kane Trey. Oh
Starting point is 00:02:13 You got bro, yeah, so what the fuck happened? Yeah, I mean pull the photo I just sent it to you the parade sucks. By the way, this is the sum of the hunger parade I've been every year my entire life. Yeah, they do a whole thing where they, they have the world, they have the hunga's oldest rock. I can't stress enough, there's not a single float. There's, it's just guys and cars, a lot of like Toyota Tundras.
Starting point is 00:02:36 Because everyone in Tahun'gah is like, floats have flowers and that's gay. It's gay. It's gay shit. Yeah. Dude, there was just like a police motorcade at the beginning and I was like, I think this is part of the parade, I don't really know.
Starting point is 00:02:46 They're doing like formations. I was like, what the fuck? It's so sad. And there was a guy just walking around with a Trump cardboard cutout. Yeah. Not part of the parade at all. He didn't get like sanctioned by the city.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Right. He was just walking up and down the street. With a Trump cardboard cutout. Full size cardboard cutout. That's cool, well that's cool. I didn't love, I saw there was a whole thing where people are playing hopscotch But in a swastika formation Yeah, well that was me the police barricade. It was just a doi checkpoint at the end of the saddest looking city
Starting point is 00:03:15 And I saw that pictures of the bridge. Is this on Foothill? Yeah, that's what I mean. Look at these Retards. Yeah, they're both dead. He killed her last night. He shot himself. Yeah, that's my friend's parents Sorry guys, it's all good man, but there's trejo and look at his face just look at those hiking trails He's also 80 or something. I get it, but he's also always had that face. He does not look 80. I've never seen him smile. That's crazy. His face is made out of braille. It's fucking unbelievable. That's tortuga right there.
Starting point is 00:03:52 Tortuga, magite. But yeah dude, I mean this parade is so sad. The biggest attraction is we have someone to hung us oldest rock. Yeah. It's in a glass case. It's in a glass case. There's a giant banner case. I saw it in a picture. It's in a glass case. There's a giant banner. It's also an underwhelmingly sized rock. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:08 It's like the size of a human head. That's crazy. Because it was the last rock they used to kill a gay guy in town. Yeah. Yeah. I raised him. Ah!
Starting point is 00:04:16 Woo! Like Chinese people killing a baby. Like. It's the longest, oldest race crime. Yeah, dude. It's just a really sad parade. This year was sadder. It was the sad, also, aside from the trailer thing, this was by far the worst it's ever been.
Starting point is 00:04:34 Really? Yeah, my family, we're all texting each other all day and being like, this is like, they're setting a new precedent. This is gone to shit. This is gone to shit and it was already shit. The bar is in hell and they descended past it. It sucks, but it has a charm. We love it, you know what I mean is in hell. And they descended past it. It sucks.
Starting point is 00:04:47 But it has a charm. We love it. You know what I mean? That's great. They look fun. And we always had a celebrity ambassador. And growing up. Petty Trey O.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Growing up. Petty Trey was pretty fucking cool. I love him. It's sick, but when I was a baby, it was Patrick Shwazy. Oh, that's great. So he'd come down the parade also. And then for years. That's way better. And then for years, it was Patrick Shwazy. So he'd come down the parade also. And then for years it was David Carradine.
Starting point is 00:05:08 Damn. Wow, a lot of people that have tragic endings. People who, yeah, he came down, he came down hanging himself jacking off. Yeah, everyone who has a tragic ending. So what's the, I mean, I'm expecting Danny Trayor to step on a rake and kill himself. I mean, I think that he was attempting to die that day.
Starting point is 00:05:23 He tried to die yesterday. Yeah, he did get knocked. That would have been record timing. This reminds me of one cat. For lack of a better word, he got knocked the fuck out. He did. So that photo I took with him was, I'm not kidding, maybe three minutes before he threw down. This is why he doesn't go to the hood anymore, dude. No. This is why he went out and got beat up by that soccer player. This is why he just makes tacos and shit and donuts. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:45 Settled room. July, but after Danny Trejo is not celebrating after- What the hell is with you, you slurry whore? It is the Fourth of July, but after Danny Trejo is not- Fourth of July, but after Danny Trejo is not- You wine-drunk slut. Fourth of July, you mustered on the beat, whore. Celebrating after he got into a fight at a parade in the San Fernando Valley.
Starting point is 00:06:09 What is going on with this pill head? Fox 11, Burbank Lady, get it together. God damn it. She spent a little too much time at McGuffin's. Uh-huh. She goes, Fox 11, day and truck, I guess if I just saw her rising, Kevin saw Horizon, Kevin Spacey, Kevin Costner, I had sixteen Modellas throughout that stupid piece of shit. I had the Horizon margarita.
Starting point is 00:06:36 I ate some margarita with dirt in it. And at seven we're doing a story on how fentanyl and wine makes you talk weird. Which I think, fentanyl and wine makes you the greatest newscaster that's ever lived. Down at the Sunland, DeHunga, California parade commemorating America's birthday. We go live to Fox 11's Gina Silva in DeHunga with more. Gina. Johnny, horny about her. She's cute. It is funny, anytime anyone's doing a report from Tahun-ga,
Starting point is 00:07:08 like they cut to this lady, she goes, Heil Hitler, Gina. I'm here in Tahun-ga, man. I'm here in beautiful Tahun-ga, the birthplace of the Hell's Angels. Lots of Armenians and Koreans around. That wouldn't happen back in the day. Back to you. And they're like, what about Danny Trejo?
Starting point is 00:07:31 She's like, shut up. This happened in the morning. It was a fun family event. And Danny Trejo was an honorary guest. Unfortunately, it turned violent and all of it was captured on cell phone video. A water balloon was thrown at his head in the vintage car. Danny Trejo was participating in the Sunland Tahanga 4th of July parade. But after he was hit by a water balloon, Danny stepped out of his car and chaos ensued.
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Starting point is 00:08:15 His friends look like all the Cholo's and Bruce Almighty. They've never a monkey showed up their ass. Dude, Joel actors really fucking kill me. It's like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,
Starting point is 00:08:23 I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like Bruce Almighty. They get a monkey shoved up their ass. Dude, Cholo actors really fucking kill me. It's my favorite archetype of Hollywood star. They've got Ethan Hawke in the bathtub. Because they were Cholo's at one point. They were like banging and all of a sudden it's like, I'd love to ride out with you but we got like a crazy call time tomorrow. He goes, craft services, man, it's fucking me up and shit, homie. Like, I can't. Yeah, you're like smoking a butt.
Starting point is 00:08:52 You're like, that fool Jim Carrey, he's like, fuck, that dude's like a fucking wild boy. He stays in character, bro. Yo, like, that dude's a spaz. He be spazzing. It's like, yeah, homie, we can kick it tonight, but can you help me with the self tape real quick? Nah, fool, they said they hate green screens.
Starting point is 00:09:15 We need a white background. Anyway, we gotta make it to Otani night. By the way, there is a bar in LA that says- Otani eats free. Otani eats free and I really wanna go there dressed like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany's with an Otani jersey on and be like, I'm ready for my free meal!
Starting point is 00:09:37 I'm like, I'm gonna be so happy! And they're like, oh my God, shohei Otani's here! They completely believe it's me! They're like, everyone clear God, Shohei Otani's here. They completely believe it's me. They're like, everyone clear out, Otani's here. Ha ha ha. Woo. Also, this guy Arnie, he is trying to rebuild
Starting point is 00:09:55 Tahaunga in an insane way. He has this whole construction plan called Arnieville. That sucks. He's a full narcissist. Arnieville? But he owns only failing businesses. It's like a coffee shop that sucks ass. There's a hookah place that sucks ass.
Starting point is 00:10:10 And like some kind of like party rental place, I think, that sucks. And he's trying to develop all this part of like Foothill to be Arnieville. It is so scenically beautiful. Like there is, I'm surprised that like there isn't more stuff going on because it's so beautiful. It's really not.
Starting point is 00:10:24 Well back in the day. It's so beautiful. It's really not Pretty when you finally make that left her to start going up into the note that foothill stretch is ugly Oh, I mean the buildings are the commerce of it. Yeah, no to hunger. I will buy all my money down That's like that is geographically one of the prettiest. Yeah parts of Yeah, it's all rolling hills. I mean, it's technically the valley, but we sit above it. Like, from certain vantage points in the tongue, you can see the entire valley. It's so fucking cool.
Starting point is 00:10:52 So yeah, I mean, but anyway, this guy's a narcissist. We're trying to create Arnie. We're trying to create Arnie Phillips. He's like, you know, Danny Trejo and these goons are fighting up Arnie Phil. Yeah. Arnie is Danny's best friend. Just look at this guy. He's bleeding so much.
Starting point is 00:11:04 He got fucked up. he looks like an injured seal He and Danny were both punched and they fell to the ground this is right after that where This is right after that where anybody was. Welcome to Arnieville's on his shirt. I want an Arnieville shirt. Arnie Abramian was there and captured the scene on his cell phone. First he was more like confronting. It wasn't like he went there to hit somebody. But then I think once he got hit he was throwing punches.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Was he hurt? He didn't seem hurt. I think he was more... I don't think he was physically hurt. His friend got dropped. They both got knocked out really badly. It looks like, if I'm being fair, it looks like Danny like stumbled like he was physically injured. Dude, dude, dude. His friend got dropped. Dude, they both got knocked out really badly. It looks like, if I'm being fair, it looks like Danny, like, stumbled, like he lost his footing. The other dude got fucking laid out. They're also seven-year-old dudes.
Starting point is 00:11:53 It's like a bunch of messed up bikers. He's 80. His friend doesn't look 80. His friend just looks like he got fucked up. I'm just saying, they're fighting, like, messed up white bikers. Sure. They're all jacked and fucking, like, ready to go. Like, what do you think? Sure. By the way, uh, I'm sure those spatter for
Starting point is 00:12:11 I thought you were trying to say Fata like fat Still not great, but now it's worse Vata spatter for kicks ass What? What happened? Vatra's spaddafore kicks ass. Vatra's spaddafore's ready. That's actually an amazing joke. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:27 Was he hurt? He didn't seem hurt. I think he was more, I don't think he was physically hurt. That guy's like 30. I think he was upset. He got fucking leveled. He ran away. Anger is a must.
Starting point is 00:12:37 Why do you think they did that to him? Is it some old gang shit? He was fucking, no. Why did they fuck with Trayn though? Like, he's all drunk. Don't they know he's in Bruce Almighty? Dude, I don't know what's happening. My parents were also, I was up the street, they were right next to it. And somehow did not notice.
Starting point is 00:12:51 Also that is the point of like everybody throws water balloons at the flood. Yes, so also I saw another like police interview, not police, news interview and it's like some like 20 year old kid. And he's like, yeah I don't really get why he got so upset like this parade's kind of like nothing And we just like throw water balloons each other. That's like the whole parade I've been at parades in small towns where that is I've like that's the whole parade That's the whole point of it when you're a famous guy like that you think any any any liquid thrown at you like might have acid In it or something. I don't know man, but here's thing though. I already know he's acid in it or something. I don't know man, but here's the thing though.
Starting point is 00:13:23 His face is already melting. He's felt this way. The acid fix it. It cares, yeah. Things are the skin blue, fool. He comes out like handsome Squidward, he's gorgeous. No, but here's the thing, it's like we all throw water balloons at each other, that's the whole thing.
Starting point is 00:13:37 All the floats are is just the high school baseball team in the back of a truck and they have squirt guns and water balloons and they just fucking nail people. That's the whole thing. And then you as the viewer you throw back, but we all saw the low riders and they were fucking gorgeous. Yeah, they're really nice cars. You're an idiot. Don't throw it at the low rider. Yeah. Like don't do that.
Starting point is 00:13:55 And no one did that until he got to this point. Also, this is the halfway point of the parade. But I wonder if it was like a stupid kid that threw it and then he ran over. And could find the wrong guy like Ron or test. I don't think yeah exactly cuz I like I was So I I did the exact same mistake when I was a kid in Burke, South Dakota There was a parade in a shitty little town just like this and they had a little parade going and their beauty queen the South Dakota the Like what miss South Dakota came in like a nice car and
Starting point is 00:14:29 Everybody like I think was like oh use your best judgment. Don't nail her And I fucking let go dude I killed I nailed her dude But so it's like but I was a little kid and so that's my theory about what happened here I bet it was a kid this is you might be right and just this soft topic But just as far as this like just completely flubbing it and like having bad judgment this soft topic But when I was a kid, I have a very autistic cousin. He's nonverbal. He can't speak He's 21 now, but I was maybe 14 My grandpa's house. It's a fun family hang.
Starting point is 00:15:05 And my cousin, I can't stress enough, I love him to death, but he does not speak, he only stems, that's all he does. Stimulates, he just constantly. I know who you're talking about. Yes, yeah, yeah. And he's- Get touch my beard, it was very endearing.
Starting point is 00:15:15 He's the best, I love him, he's the sweetest boy. And I'm maybe 15, and we're all in the living room, and he's on his back, standing. And I was like, it'd be hilarious to beef stew my cousin. Is that a fart pie? Yes. So it's my autistic cousin laying on his back and I walk over and I just squat an inch from his nose and I rip the nastiest part of my entire life. What if it was so horrible? How old were you? Like 15 I think.
Starting point is 00:15:42 You just killed Kay. In my head. That's like all. I was in a whore pack. You were bloodlust. I was like anyone can get it. What if it was so horrible it fixed him and he starts cursing. He goes, that's fucking Stakes, Donner.
Starting point is 00:15:55 Everyone's like, oh. Like it's this big moment. You unlocked him. But I can't shut it up. I was like, this will be so, it'll crush. Like everyone in the family will be like, that's the comedian. We love it I ripped this far. I look up everyone is That's so weird. That's actually the worst thing I could ever hear about it.
Starting point is 00:16:28 That's so weird, man. That's so terrible. That's so genuine. That's so weird. It was so weird to me. It was like the equivalent of post-nut clarity. That's exactly what it felt like. I'm just like, oh, what have I done?
Starting point is 00:16:43 You started saying, sorry, I didn't mean to hug. No, my dad grabbed me by the shirt and pulled me outside. I was in trouble. Your dad's a good guy, he knows that. I thought Joe would find that funny. All we ever did was potty humor and shit. That's all we did as kids. My Uncle Joe, all he wanted to do was throw up around us.
Starting point is 00:16:59 Non-verbal. He didn't find you farting in his autistic child's face. No, he did not. No, he certainly hated it. That's a lot of Uncle Joe. Couldn't believe it, man. I was fucking prude. Guy doesn't like comedy, I guess.
Starting point is 00:17:11 I turned, I'm like, I felt betrayed, actually. My favorite thing I've ever heard. They left me hanging there. You're sick. You are so sick. Can I get one of your things? Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course. All right, so we're going to wrap this up soon, and then we have a we have a pretty big thing to share with
Starting point is 00:17:26 The people this is weird But at the same time comfortable he was I think the blood was boiling so after the fact maybe he Is coming up also Connor, but yeah, but at the moment. I meant that okay cool Yeah, sorry, let's but I'm horrified very nervous. I derail you about how this goes He didn't show any pain Arnie says he feels really bad this happened because he knows Danny is a good guy Fucking deck do these guys that were defending themselves they killed it man. Thank you Salute to them. I hope they went to Everest and they like they feasted Well they went to they went to Pebgy's right next door and had chili anos and they had a fucking blast. Okay and thank you for taking your time and coming down to our 4th of July
Starting point is 00:18:15 parade and I'm sorry on behalf of our community we love you on behalf of Arnieville. Arnieville didn't mean to do that tonight. This is one of the best things We love you. We appreciate your Every movie based on Tunga is the saddest movie. You talked about Hesher. Hesher is very sad. Hesher is the saddest movie I've ever seen. Yeah. Wasn't Paul Walker from Tunga? He's from Tunga. He's from Sunderland, Tunga. Yeah, he's from Sunderland.
Starting point is 00:18:50 He did this parade once and the father of a teenager ran up to him and threw acid on his face. He wrapped his car around a tree at the end of the night. That's why he crashed. He got hit by a balloon. We have a winner! Did I ever tell my Paul Walker dad story on this podcast about the show I used to run? So Paul Walker grew up in my town and I would see his dad everywhere, like everywhere.
Starting point is 00:19:20 I've heard this from being in this area, I've heard about Paul Walker's father being everywhere. We had the same gym schedule it seemed like, I saw him this from being in this area. Yes. I've heard about Paul Walker's father being everywhere. We had the same gym schedule it seemed like. I saw him in the gym every single day. And he looks exactly like Paul Walker, just older, but like piercing blue eyes. And I started running a show at the Crow's Nest in Tujunga Sports Bar.
Starting point is 00:19:35 You did the show. Yeah, it was terrible. A terrible show. And then one day I'm starting the show and I see Paul Walker's dad is just there. Not for my show, but he was like drinking at the bar and he's like, oh, I'm fucking sick. He's a local. Yeah. I stuck around for the show. He sits down, he starts watching the show and I see Paul Walker's dad is just there. Not for my show, but he was like drinking at the bar and he's like, oh, I'll fucking sit around. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:47 Yeah, I'll sit around for the show. He sits down, he starts watching the show. I'm hosting the show. I had a joke, this is right after he died, and I had a joke about Fast and the Furious. Not about Paul Walker at all. Yeah. But I am hosting a show, I'm very green.
Starting point is 00:19:58 I'm maybe like a year and a half into standup and I'm hosting the show, I'm nervous as shit. Like it's all my friends and families and Paul Walker's dad and I start the joke about Fast and the Furious and I just see him stand up and walk out and that is like so devastating it's like a young comic you're like oh fuck you ruined his day I ruined his day so bad I had like just continued to like ten more minutes to stand up it was the fucking and you love Paul walk and I love Paul Walker I would never despair to be fair his dad has had worst days. Yeah When Dom Toretto
Starting point is 00:20:33 All right, so that's the Danny Trejo stuff I also just got some intel really quickly I Someone DME saying that the guy who landed the punch on Dan Trejo was like one of my childhood friends Oh, I don't know how true that is, but this guy just DM me being like yeah Christian Wheeler fucking decked them And I was like, oh shit Tracks you knew a bunch of traffic and this guy was also a fucking psycho What are the alpha dog Christian Wheeler was maybe one of the most scary guys to be around I've ever met Not because he was like Scary like intimidating but like he would just do shit like when we were middle school
Starting point is 00:21:09 He would just fill his backpack full of books like textbooks and then just whip you in the head She's I saw him like knock out people like Just really good at this is what you're saying. He was good at it. Literally this is what he's built for. He was like Scorpion with like the whip. He got really good at it. He can't get over here. When I got that DM I was like, yeah dude, I mean this is like what he's meant for. This is so funny.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I keep thinking of an Alpha Dog situation with Danny Trejo where he's kidnapped and they're holding him for a ransom. And then Danny He's like 85. He's 85 years old. He's having a blast. He's having a ball. He's like, these white boys are crazy. I love these guys. What is this, Jessup? I also accept that. I guess we have to start going into the... Okay. Is this what you want to start with? Yeah, and then let me send one more thing and that's it.
Starting point is 00:22:22 So we've done something that's possibly I have no clue what Logan our friend Logan heroes that that Connor you don't know no no no no so I'll explain this okay you know you corrupted a sweet boy now this was meant to be like an innocent funny little goof And it's gotten really out of hand. It's gotten way out of hand. There are lawyers involved This is a goof that might people are gonna go like Joey's a sociopath This is what does it I I think, I think I'm being a sick freak on this one. You are. This is the sickest thing of all time.
Starting point is 00:23:14 Hang on dude, hang on. Alright, Devin, why won't this go? Here's the thing. I got this. Devin, go to shopforfathers.com. F-O-R-E. I'm on it. Shop all. Shop all? No, a different one one that open a new tab so this is gonna help me explain this but so here I'm gonna go right into it right now all right so here's thing also the the bit is very goofy and silly it's
Starting point is 00:23:34 the amount of time it's been drawn out for that is so it's it's it's good so let me explain point so John and I and the bone crusher Have been in a group tax called the bone crushers for a long time and then our friend Logan or Connor friend this guy that he introduced me. Don't do your friends look All right, love him. I love Logan, but you like I didn't know he was a sick fucking I didn't know he was a sick fucking freak. But so for some reason John added Logan to the Bunk Crusher because I guess he's like Jack. I'm gay for Logan, yeah. He's just a super jack guy and it's all jack guys and that's why Connor's not in there.
Starting point is 00:24:15 Alright, you know what? It's all super strong guys. I won't even entertain him. Bunk Crusher. Nick Goofin. I don't know why Connor's...John added Logan in the way. I don't know why. Anyways. Stealing my friends. Anybody's new friend John if John meets them he has to make them his friend too. So anyways Brock my friend Brock who's been on the show. He's the guy who the bone crusher He he's the guy who got his bones crushed by the bone crusher
Starting point is 00:24:44 He's the crush-ee. But also like one of my best friends. Known forever and love his crushed bones. So the crush-ee I've known since I was two years old. So Brock starts a golf apparel company called Four Fathers. Could you go back to the original? The rocks? Yeah, that's right. All right. Yeah. So Four Fathers.
Starting point is 00:25:17 So their whole thing, it's a rock. The faces. It's like the. Yeah. Mount Rushmore. It's very funny because Lincoln and Theodore Roosevelt weren't Four Fathers. They sell some hats They're having a fun time. They you know they went to wicks and they started a website I do like those hats and we all did very good hats by the way, but are they stolen from this website? No, they're not easy found this website
Starting point is 00:25:38 No, yes, so the bow crusher message does and goes like guys by the way cuz Brock kept like posting the Brock's ads and And and John would just like kind of be like god look at these fucking hillbillies trying to advertise This guy this guy's everything is more like yeah, John John's constantly like hill so I torment Brock. He'll send a picture like like a video of a skyscraper downtown, and he'll just go, hey Brock, you ever seen one of these? You ever see a building this tall? Does it scare you, Brock? He goes, they're called skyscraper.
Starting point is 00:26:16 That's really epic. Do you think this is a god? He goes, they got elevators in them. Go all the way Rock was trying to act like South Dakota kicks ass. He sent us a picture of pokey one time and we were both like what is that goldfish? He sent his pokeball and he's like he was all excited about this pokeball and John just goes where's that fucking hillbilly slop? He goes, yuck, yuck. It looked like the worst pokeball I've ever seen. It was great, it wasn't great. He was excited about that.
Starting point is 00:26:51 God, not something that far from a fucking ocean. Jesus, he poke. We're right in the middle. Couldn't be further away. We're so mean. Cuts of all that. Yeah, also so elite. I mean, and Brock is actually like like if he lived here like if you
Starting point is 00:27:07 Love him if everybody would love him. He's so charismatic No funny balls to visit He's like Charlie Kelly's never gone five miles outside of his town and that's why he deserves And so so anyways bunk crusher goes like hey the way, don't have the heart to tell Brock, but there already is a forefathers golf apparel company. And then so go back to the other one. So this is the other one. This is the official one.
Starting point is 00:27:35 These guys have been around forever. This is the real forefathers. But instead of an F, Brock has a four. Yeah, because they had the real domain. So these guys' apparel, let's look at their hats. Is the hat similar? They have hats and hats. It's the same fucking hats. They're the real domain like so these guys apparel. Let's look at their hats is the hats and hats They got the string and everything
Starting point is 00:28:01 So then we so then we started cooking up this goof in the in the boat crushers group tax for like wouldn't it be funny? Logan since like he knows all our voices, but he doesn't know yours wouldn't it be funny if you contacted Brock as The owner of the the real forefathers and did a cease and desist Threaten to sue him and do all this stuff And then so he decides like yeah, that is good. Let me do it I started coaching him what to say and it got so soaning. John and I were feeding him all these lines. And then, but so he got even sicker with it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:29 By the way, real quick, I just want to like say, like the last week, Connor and I have just been sitting around John and Joey and they're like, dude, this bit's going great. And we're like, what? We have no, we're completely out of touch. We have no clue what's going on. No clue what's going on.
Starting point is 00:28:41 We were at the gym the other day. It was making me sick to my stomach. Joey starts telling me, Brock starts calling me, going, emergency, call me. In all caps, emergency. In all caps, emergency, call me, all caps. I have three missed calls. Joey's like, don't pick it up.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Don't say anything to him. And I'm like, I feel bad. Like, Brock's a friend. This guy's obviously having a panic attack. I don't want to, I want to see. By the way, by the way, that is so crazy to say emergency call now now. It's like okay. Did somebody die. It's like no getting sued Well, then why don't know why he started saying emergency to me. He thought he was like This is the best part and so I'll set this up
Starting point is 00:29:18 But it's you kind of have to hear it in the call that I say yeah from Logan But so Logan calls him he starts going like cease and assist He does a lot of funny stuff about forefathers and he eventually rocks trying to go like well I'm doing like forefathers of the country. You're doing like forefathers like golf dads with kids. It's for golf dads, you know and Logan goes like honestly the whole thing's a gimmick. He's like, my stupid bitch wife, we got divorced. He's like, I don't even see the kid anymore. You guys, last time I saw- Isn't that what Logan was saying?
Starting point is 00:29:49 Yeah. Logan was killing. Logan, he tapped into a different person. Yes, 100%. It's scary. The Kaiser So said. Yeah, he did, he fully, yeah. Logan goes, what? The only time I see the kid,
Starting point is 00:29:59 I get the kid to do photo shoots to promote the site. That's it, I don't even care about the kids. And then so Brock's like, okay. Yeah, and then at some point Brock starts going like, so you're from LA, because Logan has an LA area code on his phone. And Logan goes, yeah, I'm from LA. You know, and Brock goes, oh, I have friends in LA.
Starting point is 00:30:22 They have big podcasts with Shane Gillis and Tim Dillon So he's like he's getting scared and he's trying to be like no I we have I know people I've cloud It wasn't even that he was like genuinely just kind of bragging about his friends in LA and trying to be a bond with this Guy yeah, and then also like falsely representing us like we do a podcast with Tim Dillon and Shane Gillis He like went to us a lemon party thing, but so then he goes so then this is where it got really fucking sadistic He this is so sick by Logan man I So Logan goes Oh lemon party Oh
Starting point is 00:31:11 Weird like the gay sex website Is that what you're talking about the old guys sucking each other off the gay sex stuff and Brock goes like no no no It's like a podcast They know it's like based on that and Logan goes. Oh weird cuz I actually own lemon party Did not know this I've been trying I didn't listen to the recording at all. Good. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He goes. Yeah the gay sex one I own that oh, and so I own all so that's why Brock started calling me things trying to warn me He's like dude, you're getting sued. I'm so sorry cuz he's threatened to sue lemon party the podcast It's so broad currently thinks that lemon parties about to get sued for everything
Starting point is 00:31:53 And he doesn't even care about forefathers at this point. He just like he's so he's like cuz he loves Devon He's met Devon Devon came to South Dakota We had a great like weekend together, and he's just like a fan of Devon's like comedy stuff. And so he's like, oh my god I hope that was not me like Jesus Christ. This is so fucked up, man Devon's gonna be so mad at me and I've just been going like dude Why didn't you just Google for fathers before you meet? Dude, it's fucked up man. This is really making me uncomfortable. I know earlier today He told you that his friend hired a lawyer
Starting point is 00:32:26 Yeah, they know yes, they have a meeting with a lawyer. They're paying a lawyer now over this Yeah, so Brock told me that he paid big money to get like a private This goof this goof is now getting expensive and it's like a psychological thriller Logan's like too close to the case, he's losing himself. He's texting me like he's Leo from the Departed. Like pull me out man, I'm too fucking close. I don't even know who I am in there man. Dude Logan was on the phone with Brock.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Why don't you give me a fucking bottle of whiskey and a handgun? Logan's on the phone. Because when I'm Eric Scriven's. Logan's on the phone with Brock like it's fucking Wolf of Wall Street. He's like flipping off the phone like fuck Low and it's like I'm doing a bit. I'm doing a bit against Brock my hand is shaking
Starting point is 00:33:12 Convincing the lemon party I own lemon party my hand is not fucking move He's the villain from beekeeper at this point Which should I play one of the recording? Let's go into the recording. Just the the one that Logan calls him? Also before you start playing this, here's the big thing that's about to happen, is that Brock currently thinks that he's doing a big meeting with the original Four Fathers guy on the pod. We're going to do it live on the pod. And...
Starting point is 00:33:37 So Brock's going to talk to Logan on the phone and Logan is going to pretend to be the Four Fathers owner? Yes. The initial company, this company? The real Four Fathers. The real Four Fathers. We're going to call Brock be the forefathers owner. The initial company, this company, real forefathers, real forefathers. We're going to call Brock and then loop Logan in. And also Brock thinks that this guy's giving us one last chance before he sues us into oblivion.
Starting point is 00:33:58 So I talked to Brock and I was like, man, I talked to this guy. I've chilled them out a little bit. He said that he didn't like your attitude or whatever. You set him off. And, but he's like willing to resolve this amicably. And, but just, so I said like, dude, just chill out though. We're gonna do this call on the pod. I told Brock, he wants to do it on the pod.
Starting point is 00:34:17 Brock bought it. It's crazy that he's buying this. Yeah. You're a sick puppy, Joe. This is Logan. This is all Logan. I don't know Brock at all, like even here in the phone call at 33 taps I'm like, is he the dumbest guy? No, he's not he's actually no, he's he's he's just I mean like I'm sure you sweetheart, but it's just like it's so funny that he thinks that you can handle this
Starting point is 00:34:40 Well, if this was an actual legal dispute why? Works in computers he lives in this. Well, also an actual legal dispute. Why would you remind them that's how much he loves it? He works in computers. He lives in LA. He knows big people. He's a big city hot shot. They're like, Joey's got a MacBook. He can handle this. Joey, is the one you set me in text the one I should play first? Uh, could you start playing it? And if it's Logan talking to Brock, that's the one. We should just not let him play.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Brock, can you hear me? Yes, that's the one we should just not right can you hear me yes that's one yes I can perfect so you get everything figured out off on those roofs dude it's it's wild out here man we've I've been good money man where I live recession proof a lot of insurance money but uh yeah we got like three inch hail probably a week ago all these windows shattered out I do I do let me explain this really quick and then we'll like let it play for a little while but so the setup for this call is that We so we John and I were feeding Logan lines and going like okay Here's the bit
Starting point is 00:35:41 Here's how you should do this buddy up with them and sort of start mentoring him and be like, okay, here's the bit. Here's how you should do this. Buddy up with them and sort of start mentoring him and be like, oh, man, I got your back, man. I like you work on roofs, bro. Like, that's crazy. Like do manual shit. Buddy up with him and then turn on him. Yeah. And then so that's what's happening right now. And then it gets quite. And pretend that you can't comprehend that you're going to ruin this man's life. Just act like it's a casual business conversation. Yeah, exactly. Like, it's just fine. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:07 Oh, and it's like the same call. It wasn't even about forefathers. He said, this isn't about forefathers. Oh, you're putting the wrong one. Oh, I know. That's mine with him. I'll play that. Hey, Brock, can you hear me?
Starting point is 00:36:21 So skip to like three minutes.... procession... We... We are in the process of like our trademarked stuff and I don't really see us being anything big. So this is how I started. I want to let you know my backstory. Do you know what Branded Build is? No, I don't. Google Branded Build, they're one of the top hat companies in all the US now.
Starting point is 00:36:48 And the owner and the starter grew up in my hometown. By the way, real quick, that should have tipped Brock off immediately. He doesn't know the biggest hat company. If you work in the garment industry whatsoever, you should know the biggest distributor of hats. You sell hats. By the way, the one hat that I have that I wear, like when I don't shower, is a branded Bill's hat. It's actually a pretty sick company. One of the funniest.
Starting point is 00:37:12 But it's a South Dakota based company. But anyways, Devin, skip to like 11 minutes. One of my favorite things you told him in our group text is you said, Logan, tell Brock that if you want to get in the golf apparel business, the first 10 years is going to absolute war in courtrooms. We told Logan to just like romanticize how he got just fucking raped in court for 10 years. He lost everything. Romanticize.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Yeah. He's like, dude, but it makes you a better entrepreneur. And I'll mentor you. He goes, I lost everything. My parents lost everything. My whole family, because they had to pay my legal fees. But it made me a better entrepreneur. And that's what's going to happen to you
Starting point is 00:37:53 when I finish with you. He goes, Madoff took me and I'm Madoff to you. Go to 11 minutes. And then this is where he starts getting kind of twisted. We love golfing. I mean, that's what I love to do I think yeah most I mean men are most men are age love to get on the course fucking bullshit Get out there and have fun, and that's how this started. You know we were on rocks like really
Starting point is 00:38:21 You know please please please I'm tired of a couple simple guys. You know, please, please, please don't do this. This is so evil. And with presidential election year, we're like, dude, we could fuck around with the forefather thing, and really screw around with some new hats, and new additions, and new...
Starting point is 00:38:36 We had a lot of different ideas. It was kind of fun to play around with. But it just got to the point where, hey man, season is like and you have all the legal right time. I don't know if your forefathers out there I don't know if you realized it yesterday on Swap Your Arms. Keep going dude I thought it was 11 Logan Show. We thought maybe you found us out because we were at Red Rocks in Denver at a concert two weeks ago. It's flapping our bark
Starting point is 00:39:08 Mean 11 there Like oh yeah I have like a personal trying to talk over Logan. Yeah, he does that to me. Yeah And it's like, oh shit, I murdered a silly golf friend. This sounds like a guy being interrogated for a murder, but he keeps trying to talk his way out of it. Oh, yeah. I'm sorry about that.
Starting point is 00:39:35 I'm sure you're a little bit affected. Cyrus the virus right here. You get it. I was just trying to find a way to get a hold of you. I get it. I just wanted to figure out a way to do it. Relentless. He's so bad. He starts hold of you. I get it. I just wanted to figure out. Relentless. He's so bad.
Starting point is 00:39:46 He starts yelling over it. Other than my business card that I hand out personally. There's no way they could find my work email. It's nowhere public. I gave it to them. Oh, they can find it. Trust me, once you get into it, you're kind of new to the dog apparently. Well, not really.
Starting point is 00:40:04 You're new to dog farming. No, I'm not really. You wouldn't call a f***ing dog. No, I don't. I'm in California right now. I moved from California to Vegas to Texas. I'm all over the place. You guys, I'm jet set, man. I get it. I have friends that are no dummies.
Starting point is 00:40:18 I have a buddy that's a huge podcaster in California and does stuff with like Tim Dillon and Shane Shane Gillis and those fuckers so Joey LaFleur and Devin Cobb they got a podcast called hate watch and then one called lemon party hey watch that I heard of it hate watch is more there. Lemon Party is Ben Avery. Lemon Party's the gay guys, right? Did they put together the Lemon Party video, that pornographic video?
Starting point is 00:40:52 No, no, that's the goof. That's why they called it Lemon Party, to make fun of that. Anyways, they're funny. That's actually a funny story. I know the guys who are behind the lemon party They are very litigious I Devon was just in a Not Sundance. No. No. I don't think so. He thinks I'm in like an 824 movie. I love Brock. He thinks we're on Max Jamie.
Starting point is 00:41:48 This is making me feel horrible, dude. Why'd you do this? This is Logan. Logan got really twisted. No, you can't. This is you. Neglect the blame. I love it.
Starting point is 00:41:56 It's great content, but I just love Brock and I feel bad that we're gonna have to tell him in like a little bit. I know, we don't tell him, honestly. No, we have to. We have to tell him tonight on the show bit. I know we don't tell him honestly Joy how much longer should we play this? Keep going keep going this is good. This is the meat like I
Starting point is 00:42:18 Have I'm sure it sounds like you and I are very similar Like yeah, how yeah, I don't know the way you talk really good. You haven't given anyone else to man Who's out there making companies with names similar to others? Because uh, hey you're gonna make me millions after all these lofts. Because his name is Devon Cosmo? Logan is the funniest man in the world. Because you're gonna make me millions actually with all these lofts. Dude, that's so good. Do you keep pausing it by the way?
Starting point is 00:42:41 Yeah, I will. Oh, okay. Holy shit. God damn it Logan. He was supposed to be here tonight. I know. He got hammered. He got drugged for the first time ever apparently last night.
Starting point is 00:42:53 He got so fucked in my head. And he woke up with John and he didn't tell his future, his fiance that he wasn't coming home and so she thought he was dead and then got his dad and they both came to Connor's home and they thought he was like murdered or something. I'm literally on the same couch as Logan in Connor's back house. The door opens at fucking seven in the morning. All I see is like blinding light and then two people who I,
Starting point is 00:43:18 I don't know who the, I didn't recognize it was his wife. I was so fucked up. And I look at them and I go, Jesus Christ. And then his dad goes. Yeah, that's right It did look like we fucked lately at his fiance thinks you're a fucking queer home wrecker Shining they open the door and I'm like Shining they open the door and I'm like The face you're doing earlier the bar was so funny
Starting point is 00:44:03 Vin Costa and Joey yeah well Joey part of right lemon party well here you want to deal with this but yeah you're after my lemon party this is why he kept calling me because he goes oh my god I just completely played into this shark's game yeah and I gave him your name Devin I'm so sorry I gave him lemon party I gave him everything also the funniest thing we eventually calls me and And I gave him your name, Devin, I'm so sorry. I gave him Lemon Party, I gave him everything.
Starting point is 00:44:25 Also the funniest thing when he eventually calls me and starts confessing and going, dude, we're all in big trouble, Lemon Party's done. We're all getting sued, we're all so fucked. I started going, how did Lemon Party come up, dude? And I'd heard this already, obviously. And then he was like, I don't know, he just brought it up out of nowhere.
Starting point is 00:44:46 He brought it up, yeah. Brock brought it up. And then so I keep going like, are you sure that you didn't bring it up? Cause that's weird brag. And he was going, no, I swear I didn't. This is the most evil thing this podcast has ever been a part of.
Starting point is 00:45:05 Logan, Joey, you have to fuck it. You gotta buy Brock a big dinner or something. I'm gonna promote his forefathers, the fake one. That's what we're doing right now. We're doing it right now. By the way, everybody buy a hat. Please buy a hat for Brock. Please.
Starting point is 00:45:20 Because they hired a lawyer. I think they've actually spent a lot of money on this. Oh, no. Yeah. Like Brock, Brock had. So so. Logan emailed the email that I gave Logan with Brock's work email, and so is Brock's boss sees all of his work emails. So Brock's boss hit him up and was like, what the fuck is this email that you just got a cease and desist what you're doing
Starting point is 00:45:48 Like you're like fucking somebody over stole somebody's name and Brock started going like I don't know like he started like just being super like I am by panicking going like I don't know man. This guy's like fucking suing me sue my friends I don't know what to do and then he eventually goes like his boss goes like okay I have like a PI that I can get on this like you can pay the PI we'll get this guy he'll find everything about this guy and we'll start working on this. Our door gets kicked in right now. But so Brock spent all that money on that and then his like his partner Sean that he's made the thing with he got a lawyer that he has a big meeting with.
Starting point is 00:46:26 So it's a big investment by them at this point for this goof, and I feel terrible, honestly. But it's too late, it's like- Imagine when you're on the phone with Brock in 10 minutes. I'm excited to end the goof, and I'm also dreading. I'm scared. I'm scared, as well. Yeah, all right, so.
Starting point is 00:46:44 Well, the guy that actually is ahead of Lemon Party is named Ben Avery. Why would you do that? He's just giving everyone's info. He's like, it's actually his social security numbers. He spelled his name out. He spelled it out. AVR.
Starting point is 00:46:56 Tim Dillon, podcast host. OK, you happen to have any contact information for him that I could give to know about my legal uh... well-respected look up what we're going to go from there but i'm not but they're my friend like that it was a good i don't know
Starting point is 00:47:17 you got your friend reliable okay may happen to have because uh... that remind a little bit yeah alginate you happen to have any contact information for him and i could give to my not my legal or otherwise now that my friend us well better reason to look up lemon party podcasting go for that but i'm not
Starting point is 00:47:39 like they're my friend like that this is i guess i don't know you got your friend situation I'm not the only one that knows so they're there big this is even better I mean honestly it's uh it sounds like I have a lot of my plate right now With the different uh, you know, I have a lot of different companies I want to get rid of this this poor father's why I just want to make sure like hey, here's the thing It sounds like you he won't let him die
Starting point is 00:48:19 And I thought we were just talking like hey you're cool're a cool guy, I'm a cool guy, let's figure this out. But now it sounds like it's time to... Now it really sounds like you're just trying to like... Like, you can look up Lemon Party, like these are very well known things, they do... They do traveling podcasts with Shane Gillis, it's not like people don't... Traveling? Like they're on a stagecoach? And Shane's in the back? Like a bearded... Shane's the bearded lady in the back! I know Such as South Dakota, hell believe me. My friends Devin and Ben, they do a traveling circus
Starting point is 00:49:05 with Shane Gillis. You guys, I have friends in LA who do podcasts, and you might know them, PT Barnum and that. Oh, God. Should we call? No, come on. Skip to the end. It gets quite deep.
Starting point is 00:49:19 Honestly, it sounds like Shane Gillis isn't part of Lemon Party. I'll dive into this and get the details, but it sounds honestly, now it sounds like you just switched it. Dude, it sounds like Logan has learned from you. Logan's got some, he's got some voice mannerisms that are like, he's been studying you. John and I fed him some lines.
Starting point is 00:49:44 He's doing so well. You're the only guy I've ever seen very this off it's like we coached a little bit also though like now Brock's going like no shanky almost is not part of it he see because he's going like he's trying to go like you now have money like don't sue them yeah because now Brock doesn't want Shane Gillis to get sued. He's afraid that- Brock is the reason Shane Gillis- Brock is calling some guy named Shane in like North Dakota that he thinks is him. He's like, emergency Shane, call me! It's also like, it's a funny ego thing where Brock thinks he's at the epicenter of the fall of the comedy dynasty right now.
Starting point is 00:50:23 He's like, dude, I've destroyed everything. It's all coming down because of me. He also immediately started calling all of our friends going like, I am, I just fucked over Lemon Party. He's like, I just ruined comedy. He's like, I don't know, by the way, I'm making waves with my forefathers. Other guys are picking us up.
Starting point is 00:50:44 Like big hotshots are suing us. Like he's trying to like brag about how big forefathers. Other guys are picking us up, like big hot shots are suing us. Like he's trying to like brag about how big forefathers is based on this. But yeah, so keep playing this and then we'll go to mine. Then we have to get into this call. And I just hate it, man. Like I come from South Dakota, right? I come from, I thought we had, I thought you could fucking talk like regular humans. So, I was like, Brock, you come from casino money. So, you see Brock's response, he goes, why don't we just talk like regular humans?
Starting point is 00:51:14 And then, Brock's flipping out. Hi, you fist. So, earlier in the call, Brock was explaining his background. And he's like, dude, honestly, because Logan did the funniest line ever. And we should release his whole thing on Patreon. Yeah. cuz Logan did the funniest line ever and we should release like his whole thing on patreon cuz Yeah, it really is like the funniest prank phone call that I've ever heard like Logan was so fucking funny on it But Brock so so Logan goes, you know forefathers for me. It's like a side project of a side project
Starting point is 00:51:38 I don't even care about it. I just like suing people I just like suing people Say it's a side project of a side project and either he can pay you he can buy the company or This is another line that we skipped over as he goes he goes So here's the thing my stupid bitch wife gets like a lot of the proceeds from forefathers and She were divorced and so just the fucker over I want to sell it for pennies on the dollar and he goes and so I'll give it to you for like 600k and Brock's like I can't be sick summer day man, and then he goes well You're either gonna pay me 600k for the for forefathers or you're gonna pay 600k
Starting point is 00:52:31 You can have a six hundred thousand point of revenue or you can have a 1.5 million dollar loss We skipped over cuz it's too long. It's like there's no way to just I should have added this but I just didn't have No, it's okay. It's just still great. But yeah, we'll release the whole thing up edge being weird. I don't get it Are you went from? Hey, this is a friendly conversation To oh, I'm just writing everything down blah blah blah cool off season. This is I don't give a fuck about four or five No, brock Go after lemon party go after everyone like dude. Dude, you should be good, you should be good. Right now Four Fathers is on the back burner for me.
Starting point is 00:53:09 Lemon Party sounds like that's where the real money is. Um, if, if... So you're good. Don't worry about it, I won't mention to them that you're the one... You guys are evil for recording. Brock, Brock said these things. Logan did this. I feel, Brock. Brock's saying these things. Logan did this.
Starting point is 00:53:26 I feel, Brock, I have no ill will, I love you. This is so evil. I love Brock, he's like my favorite person in the world. Your company has been sued for millions of dollars. Your name won't come up, I promise you that. I don't even care if it does, I don't think you understand, like you're going up against people
Starting point is 00:53:43 that you don't wanna go up against. I mean, it's- I'm a guy, you know- I don't think you understand like you're going up against people that you don't want to go up again We're pretty we're battle-tested guys They really they know their way around the law Coram sketch of Jay's. Yeah. Those are the last guys you want to go to the court with. Trust me. They're like a few good men.
Starting point is 00:54:12 They can't handle the truth. I lost Logan Paul. He's had some, trust me, he'll know my name. He also claimed that he sued Logan Paul for prime and got very rich on that. He's had some, trust me, he'll know my name. He also claimed that he sued Logan Pearl for prime and got very rich on that. Very good, Logan. Any backbone or any ethics at all, like any, like Brock, my ethics, my ethics, I have one ethic,
Starting point is 00:54:38 and that's to make as much money as possible. Okay. Now I know who you are, that's fine, that's cool. Now we know who we are. I know you, you know me. He goes, now we know who you are. That's fine. That's cool. Now we know who we are. I know you, you know me. He goes, now we know who we are. Oh, Brock is so actually afraid. I hate this. I hate it too. I hate it too. I'm sorry. Take a back. Cause I love Brock. You grew up to be a businessman and in today's world you can't fucking do that.
Starting point is 00:54:58 Because everybody steals everything. You think Bad Birdie isn't mad you stole their polos? You don't think fucking Waggles mad that you stole their style You don't think branded bills is mad that we stole all their fucking cells hat. He's a This is all golf There's no American dream anymore, there's no By the way, if you don't want to keep playing this. Brock standing on a box. By the way, if you don't like that, you're really not going to like me. You did an excellent play.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Oh yeah, you're going to sound insane. The 25 minute one, Joey? The shorter one. The 25 minutes. Yeah, so start it and we can skip. There's a lot of skipping that we can't get. They're wondering what about Fort Father? So this is you talking to Brock?
Starting point is 00:55:41 This isn't about Fort Father. Let me set it up and I'll go right into it and we'll skip a lot so so this is Brock calls me and so First ten minutes of this call is like him explaining the lawsuit and like Logan and you know being attacked by this shark this legal shark who's like Viciously sues people for a living and blah blah blah and then so he starts going into and then so I start the recording I started this at it when he mentions lemon party. So now play He's also black out drunk. He's just drunk all day?
Starting point is 00:56:26 He's ordering McDonald's. You think you're gonna get the McDonald's? He's just gonna order the McDonald's. He's at the McDonald's drive-thru. Are you kidding me? I know. Oh, so he's like eating his feelings right now. He's like, who gives a shit?
Starting point is 00:56:36 We're all finished. He's like, let's get McDonald's. I got the McDonald's at McDonald's. He goes, Rogan's going down because of me, man. Fuck it. Hold on, let's do a McGangbang. If you like Joe Rogan, going down because of me man fuck it Hold on let's do a Mcgangbang If you like Joe Rogan I hope you enjoy it because it's not gonna be around much longer He's doing the cheat code where you get a cheaper Big Mac by getting a McDouble with Mac
Starting point is 00:56:54 He's afraid of this all base But he's also still doing McDonald's math He's trying to pinch Benny's here He's preparing for having no money He's like I need, he here. Yeah, listen, listen, listen. Yeah, because he's preparing for having no money. He's like, I need, he's like, listen lady, I'm getting sued. Hold on. What are we ready?
Starting point is 00:57:13 Can I get a Mcdouble, add max up, and then a number five barbecue honey mustard, medium with blue powder, and that's it. God, I feel bad. Barbecue honey mustard medium with blue party and it's just a McDonald's I thought I cut that out, dude Care about lemon part. I'm like dude. I don't even know Any as I did my friend i guess earn lemon party they are the ones i've read started lemon party
Starting point is 00:58:31 had every right to it and there's a lot more money now i think she gilbert on it we're coming after them i said he's being very sweet yeah i get it is a totally every summer from from being a guy completely tripped Yeah, I get it. He's totally getting where he's coming from, from being a guy completely tricked into this. Logan like really got this. He's doing the best he can.
Starting point is 00:58:48 He's been completely lied to on multiple fronts. His best friend in the world is completely tormenting him. Logan did this. Manipulated him. I didn't know Logan was gonna do like, lemon party stuff. Logan just like did the acting job. Logan goes, you want me to play the talent of Mr. Ripley? Okay. I didn't know he was gonna do like lemon party stuff. Logan just like did the acting job. Logan goes, you want me to play the talent in Mr. Ripley?
Starting point is 00:59:06 Okay. I didn't know he was gonna do lemon party stuff. Thanks director. Man, it's just so funny because like Brock pulled that out as like this like ace in the hole of like, well, I got big friends in the industry. You just twisted it. He goes, all right, perfect.
Starting point is 00:59:18 The phones, the calls coming from within the house. It's unbelievable. He's hired by the podcast you're talking about. It's the most evil thing of all. Also, he goes, oh, you got any other guys that are sealed names from companies? Could all sue them too. Please. Thanks. Give me more of those. Yeah. It was the funniest line. Where should we go to, Joey?
Starting point is 00:59:37 Keep playing this, I think. Or skip over the McDonald's stuff. I already did. What? This happened today, Joey. I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone. I already did. What? Dude, this happened today, Joey. I feel like I'm in a Twilight Zone. Wait, so he saw Shayna on Lemon Party and just thought that they were filthy rich like Shayna? Yeah, right.
Starting point is 00:59:55 Yup, yup, yup, yup. And also he says that his friend- Joey's lying to you. He also says his friend has a trademark and copyright to lemon party's name so they they're fucked How can I like find lemon party on his own and it's so weird Oh, you're not fucking trying to get him to admit that he Insane I hope you have a strong relationship with Brock I hope you have a strong relationship with Brock. He loves me man.
Starting point is 01:00:25 The Bonecrusher crushed his bones and they're still friends. This is way better. At least this is for content. This is not nearly crushing a guy's bones. I'm a bit relieved. Right? You're the Soulcrusher. How do you find...
Starting point is 01:00:39 The Bonecrusher and the Soulcrusher. Forefathers, I have 180 followers. Well, you guys have the same company name. No, we don't. It's spelled different. You can't go. It's impossible to find me. So similar.
Starting point is 01:00:53 It's impossible to find my work. Both golf apparel companies, both called forefathers. I was number four. The other one's a four. That's huge difference. He probably got two eyes on his field. They're both called forefathers, golf apparel companies. That's what I'm saying. That's why I tried to call you, Fox. I'm. He probably got slapped on his eagle. Called Forefather's Golf Apparel Company. I don't know what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:01:07 I tried to call you fucks. I'm like, what is going on? Like, I thought I was getting fucking called for my forefathers. Oh, it's so horrible for not responding, but you told me not to. Because it works. I didn't want you to botch it. Let me do a part about Lemon Party. Are you sure you didn't mention Lemon Party first?
Starting point is 01:01:20 This is too weird. Dude, call this fucking guy I'm so confused why they think you should be involved I'm so confused by this cuz they think Joey's a big hot like they think Joey's are Joey's like the LA What do you think Joey's like the LA like so funny? Joey knows his way around no Brock's trying to warn lemon party, but like they won't answer But he just goes you got to talk to this guy. He thinks I can fix it. Does he mean Devin or yeah? I think he thinks that I can just fix it somehow. He just like so that I think
Starting point is 01:02:01 That's so cute. He's seen me be a cowboy. I'm Cowboy Town stuff. That's the cutest thing I've ever heard of my entire life. It is, I love Brock. Cowboy Town stuff. Yeah. This is sick. Brock's a very earnest, like, yeah. God, I'm a sociopath. You are.
Starting point is 01:02:13 I hate this. You're insane. I feel bad about this. This is really evil. No, dude, I feel bad about it. You killed Kane. Shut up. Shut up.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Can't get away with that today. He told me, he's like, I started forefathers with dads and I'm not a dad. My ex-wife took him away and I don't give a fuck about my kids. I'm like... So yeah, and then I was like, and then he's like, I sold, I sold, I sued Logan Paul for Prime and I fucking won, look it up.
Starting point is 01:02:40 I looked it up, couldn't find it. So, I don't know what the fuck's going on. I need some LA help Real Cowboys come from LA And I'm just like dude What just happened that called Sean? I'm like dude. We started a forefathers company now That's his best partner you lead the program
Starting point is 01:03:07 got a lawyer is really is shawnee under and what's going on so i'm still confused shot at no idea we don't know what just happened to us fucking crazy guy email me last night and it was him, it wasn't a lawyer.
Starting point is 01:03:25 It was just him emailing me like a chat GPD. Skip ahead like five minutes. If another, like we'll release the whole thing. That is also very funny. To the point where they are looking at Lemon Party as stealing the name from some fucking douchebag that had a bunch of gay dick pics back in the 90s In this story has got dude, okay This is just going to show how fucking convincing Logan was over the phone
Starting point is 01:03:55 I know as sounding like a massive cocksucker that just does this all day every day. It's yeah, it's man Logan's amazing. We should get the he went full Lincoln lawyer. Yeah, wow Yeah, way too sick, and I was like once he got sick I was like well I can't ruin his goof because he did it so funny So I had to continue being as sick as Logan and unfortunately like I just committed to the bit I admit that I'm being sick too, but I just committed to the big bro. I'm sorry Listen, brock's not as a goof. So I'm not a guy commits the goof. I don't know what to say
Starting point is 01:04:25 I'm sorry guys. I'm sorry to Brock. I rock is not this gullible and retarded now Like Logan Logan really did a great job tapped into Gordon. Yeah. Yeah, he did. He really did He sounds like Michael Douglas. It's fucking unbelievable Logan was so funny telling Connor about she's like dude. I feel really bad about this prank that Joey's got me doing He's like I just fucking switched on him, dude I don't know what happened. He's Logan was like I don't know cuz he Logan's like there's guys who actually Operate like this like this is like a day-to-day life like yeah most most guys in this industry
Starting point is 01:04:56 They they they do this how do they live with themselves? He did 120 minute phone call, and he's like It's big broke his brain. He's like how do broke his brain, he's like, how do people, yeah. He's looking at his hands, he's like, who am I? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where am I? Lost it. I guess, keep playing, we'll see where this ends.
Starting point is 01:05:16 It sounds like now he's not even gonna sue you. No, he's not suing me, he's suing Lemon Party. That's what I'm saying, but actually, he sucks more for them. Sucks suing me. He's suing Lemon Party. That's what I'm saying, but actually it sucks. More. For them. It sucks more for me. Honestly, it's not even suing you. No, it just sucks as a human being that that even happened.
Starting point is 01:05:35 It sucks that we live in America, or I start a golf fucking company, but actually I know my friends in LA are getting sued. Ahahaha! God bless you, Brock. That Oh, the best guy ever. That is the sweetest thing ever. We gotta end this. Keep playing for a sec more and then we'll call him on.
Starting point is 01:05:53 Jesus. Then we'll call him, then we'll break it to him and I'm sure he'll take it great. Yeah, no. You might have another hour in the episode. We gotta do a fake episode. Might be the longest episode of all time. Yeah, dude, we have a lot to deal with here. Might be the longest episode of all time. Yeah, dude.
Starting point is 01:06:05 We have a lot to deal with here. Yeah, I always want to do six hours. That's insane, dude. That's why it's like emergency press conference, emergency call, this fucking guy is coming at not me, but you guys. Dude, why didn't you just Google forefathers? You fucking asshole, dude. Forefathers is solidified, Joey.
Starting point is 01:06:24 I'm fine. He found you, he found Lemon Party off of my brand. I can't start a brand. I can start a brand. He told me, he told me today, he told me today, you're fine. I found Four, I found Lemon Party. Yeah, because you stole his company name. I didn't steal his name, dude. You're such a cocksucker. I had to commit to the bit. You're the biggest cocksucker out here. I had to commit to the bit.
Starting point is 01:06:52 Logan did this. Dude, Joey, don't even fuck, I'm on your side. Don't fuck with me, dude. I'm not even talking. If that's how it is, then fuck you, dude. Like, this is what I'm saying. this is fucked up this guy's fucking for real You guys are sick for that dude, he's fucking giving it to you He's a joke how we're gonna take him down
Starting point is 01:07:23 Name that's the first step And then, like, I've been trying to tell you guys You're Michael Claytoning right now You're Michael Claytoning I'm the picture I gotta say this real quick, John, pause it I've known Joey fuck with him for so, like, so many different times It is bizarre that he didn't once have a second where he goes, wait a minute
Starting point is 01:07:39 Yeah, I did Why is Joey being so Oh right, yeah, why didn't Brock Why is Joey not It's because Logan like Joe? He's not responding on a friend, but you're not responding on any friend like level to him You're being so callous and cold. I'm committing to the bear. You're committing so hard that it would but it's quite sick It's actually bizarre he's known you his whole life, and he's Brock's not like any way to make you dude
Starting point is 01:08:01 Yeah, I feel that good about this to be honest not like any way to make you do you feel that good about this to be honest yeah maybe I am sick I'm okay with it listen real it happened realize talk I thought you were just like excited yeah no like I'm legit Joey like I don't want this to come back on my fucking friends in LA I didn't know I didn't know starting a goof for father's look we have a hundred Good guy who the fuck is this guy? He's a professional scam artist We need to figure out who he is and fucking take him down
Starting point is 01:08:50 Yeah, that's hell yeah, yeah good job Fucking awesome fucking go You're walking to the bathroom So he's ordering a bang bang I'm gonna take a nap I'm like trying I'm just like in character like Logan where it's like we're both like I can't ruin the goof Logan did So funny on his goof if I ruin it for him Then I feel bad about that and now I'm now a bad guy to Logan Yeah, so a bad guy here my bad guy to Logan. I got a tough spot for me Yeah, you gotta get a cool common collective. Yeah, well somebody's gonna get rolled up in a carpet. Yeah, there's no
Starting point is 01:09:33 I have no winning like there's no winning for me in this I'm stuck Logan fucked me on a BMW is gonna explode exactly Exactly. You're a crazy person. I know. I'm telling you, you're a crazy person. I'm like, I know, it's not, like, you did nothing wrong. There's no way you could have guessed that this would come from starting. I had no idea. No, I'm not mad.
Starting point is 01:09:54 His name is Nick, N-I-C-K. Wait, we shouldn't play that. No, Nick Scriven's the guy's name. We have to skip to the end, I guess. And then we'll call these pricks. In any trouble, and it sounds like we got... No, I know, but like, I'm just saying, like, you guys are my best friends. I'm not going to lie.
Starting point is 01:10:02 I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm not going to lie. I'm we have to... Skip to the end, I guess. And he'll call these pricks. It sounds like we got... No, I know, but like, I'm just saying like, you guys are my best friends. This happens... Alright, we get it, man. This is fucked up. Let's call them, let's call them. I can't keep hearing Brock.
Starting point is 01:10:16 Let me piss real fast. Brock is being such a good guy. You gotta piss real fast. Jesus, you set this whole thing up, cocksucker. No, call him, I'll be right back. Just call him. Get it ready, I'll be right back. I'm not gonna call him without you. Are you kidding me? Very small.
Starting point is 01:10:27 Like get Logan, or, yeah, sorry. Let's just talk about it. Let's talk about what we're gonna do. Yeah, John, talk about it. So, we're gonna get Logan, we're gonna loop him on the call. You're gonna say like, hey listen, this guy's being really cool right now.
Starting point is 01:10:38 I think he's just really excited to be on a podcast. I think he heard Shane Gillis, but he's also like some weird, you know, capitolist. No, no, no, we call Logan. Logan knows he's been lying in a part of a bed you know Logan's gonna play the character for it was supposed to meet a little bit yeah for a little bit yeah we're just we're gonna tell Brock that this guy's pretty this guy's just excited to be on how do I do a three-person call you call call Brock we call Brock first yeah and then there's a loop button and then well
Starting point is 01:11:02 I'll show you I'll show you hit Brock call him All right, and then we go we're gonna talk to him for a second, what's the loop I'll show it's it's uh, Yeah, hold on. Oh, it should be ad once he connects. We'll hit that. Okay Don't put the headphones on Brock Brock, hey you there Brock can you hear me? Yeah, Brock hello Brock buddy He's coming through. It's Devin. Can you hear me? I?
Starting point is 01:11:34 Can hear you now Can you hear me? Can you hear Joey and everybody? Yeah, we're gonna call this dude. Hey, this is Connor. We've never met good to meet you buddy It's Connor from the pod. All right. Let's get this over with it. All right, let's call this guy Yeah, we'll be right back Brock. All right Don't piss him off Brock Hello, all right, we're gonna merge merge the calls, Logan. Get ready. Hey, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:09 So yeah, Brock's on the phone. We're going to merge these right now. Yeah. You ready? I'm ready. All right. All right. Be cool.
Starting point is 01:12:17 Be cool. Be cool. All right. We got everybody on. Guys, you guys both hear each other? All right. Yeah, can you hear me? All right, we got everybody on guys you guys both hear each other all right So Brock and Scriven's camera your first name sorry Like Nick right Nick. I think Yeah, no, so you seem like a good guy to me. And so we had a bit of a misunderstanding, I guess,
Starting point is 01:12:45 with you guys both have a company called Forefathers. You sell golf stuff, you both have the same name. And then you guys got into like a heated thing and then it turned into a fight and then it got litigious. And so can I, so I guess like you wanted to just like kind of resolve this. You said you wanted to resolve this? Anticably and not like you know in a courtroom and we all thought that would be a preferred way to deal with this. So I
Starting point is 01:13:14 guess Brock do you want to start and just kind of say what you're thinking? Sure, I guess. Hi, Nick, again. So yeah, me and my buddy were golfing one day. We grew up in Rapid City and we started to have some dumb ideas about starting a local golf company, something very local, the Black Hills. And it was all harmless. And we decided to play off of like, Mount Rushmore forefathers in
Starting point is 01:13:55 the election year, kind of fuck around with some ideas here and there. And so we got our LLC, we did some stuff. And we had about eighty six followers on Instagram. We were killing it and I got this this really long email from Scriven pretty much saying you shatter Like shit. Yeah You just shut her down. I was like, oh shit. Yeah Yeah, but yeah, so you guys got into like a bit of a I don't know what happened to call But you guys got like started fighting with each other and then
Starting point is 01:14:33 Well, I don't start it. I got his number and my email them. I said, hey, I'm sorry to know about you This is what happened and we called each I called him the next day and it was all like he's a he is funny he's a good he's a funny guy yeah Nick yeah Nick do you like yeah are you like a do are you chill with all this or do you agree with everything so far yeah I think he's describing it correctly. I think we started off fine. At first I kind of understood where I'm like maybe it was an honest mistake. It sounds like it could happen. And then he, I think where the turn happened was he named Drop Lemon Party. And which is, I told that that my buddy kind of
Starting point is 01:15:32 Wait, why the original lemon party video? Hey, I say hold on. Yeah, what was your buddy owns lemon party? How is that even possible? So so these guys I so those guys like 90 in the photo. How do you say? I haven't told these guys a lot of what's been going on. So I apologize Nick Yeah, so lot of what's been going on so I apologize Nick. Yeah so. Let me cut in. I could share a little about four fathers. Yeah. And he called me from an LA number. I mean you're trying to like play nice. And you're like oh LA number you from LA.
Starting point is 01:15:59 And I tried to humble brag my friend. You guys. And somehow Lemon Party. I brought up one and party and so a problem you brought it. I thought you saw that he brought it up No, so what happened was no I didn't definitely not bring it up Why would he bring up lemon party well Brock's told me the You brought it up. Okay. I brought it up. You brought it up. Okay. Yeah. So he got me from LA.
Starting point is 01:16:28 That's okay. That's understandable. Yeah, it's fine. Yeah, of course. You're using your resources. I get it. Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
Starting point is 01:16:34 I was trying to play, you know, my best resources and you guys live in LA and I love you guys. Love you too. Love you. We all love you. I thought, I thought he brought it up. I know, I know, but I was like well my friend Bobo Bobo I was just a little podcast and when I brought up lemon party he and Julie was like well
Starting point is 01:16:53 I don't really care about forefathers anymore. I have a friend that owns the right Yeah To Nick lemon party the name is, much bigger than Four Fathers is. So he saw dollar signs. I understand the motive there. He saw dollar signs. He saw dollar signs, he has to move forward. He has to execute.
Starting point is 01:17:12 So Nick, you own Lemon Party. You did the gay sex with the old guys. Nick- No, so I don't own it. So Nick, you're not in the photos. I have a photo of a friend in there. No, I'm not in the photos. Okay.
Starting point is 01:17:23 It's a family friend. Oh, and he like put the photos. It's a family friend. Oh and he like put the whole video together a Family friend That's pretty family friend. No, no, I don't know the guys not to disparage you and your family ties whatsoever. That seems pretty uncouth Well, that's not are they are they? Strange yeah, like how's that? Let's also be really nice on this call, please. Yeah. I'm trying to be nice I'm just a little I'm a little passionate, but yeah, I'm sorry Nick go on
Starting point is 01:17:51 Was that Devon talking? This is Connor. This is Connor That's Connor's another one of this this watch party podcast. No, no It doesn't matter it doesn't matter maybe go on. It's not a big podcast. Yeah, it's fine. Okay, yeah, well I think where I kinda turned was I was like, okay, one could be an honest mistake, then I hear Lemon Party, and that's what I kinda think. This guy kind of associates with people who are,
Starting point is 01:18:17 who are stealing, it sounded like stealing, I think, which is kind of where I got a little aggressive, and I was like, these guys, it sounds like you're making money off other people's ideas. In what way are we stealing? It's just a name. If anyone could come up with Lemon Party. No, no, I see what he's saying. He's saying that he thought Brock,
Starting point is 01:18:33 because Brock stole Four Fathers, and then he heard Lemon Party, he's like, oh, you stole Lemon Party? Brock didn't even steal Four Fathers, it's a four. It's not an actual four. I'm just saying, I'm not picking sides here, but Nick saw a trend. That's all I'm saying. I'm just saying, I'm not picking sides here, but Nick saw a trend. That's all I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:18:46 So, four fathers, both golf apparel companies. So, it does, even though there's like one, you know, character difference, it does feel like stealing its golf apparel, both called four fathers. And then, the Ledman party, it does feel like, oh, so is Brock part of a network of guys that steal company names and then profiteer off them? Which he's not. He's not, by the way.
Starting point is 01:19:08 Brock is not. No. But I could see as Nick as a businessman and a guy who was, I think, a bloodlust for money, I could see why he would think that. Nick, where are you at right now? Right now I actually just landed in Las Vegas. Okay. Where are you staying in Las Vegas?
Starting point is 01:19:29 I'm at the end of the end of the script place called the turnberry tower Okay, so listen you understand we're in a basement in the middle of fucking no, he's not trying to sue us You know, no, but don't know but honestly honestly, no serious Nick. Do you understand? These are like people's lives. You're fucking Johnny Johnny Johnny we're trying it like we're trying Yeah lives you're fucked Johnny Johnny Johnny we're trying it like we're trying yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah on this call thinking, hey, we'll kind of ease everything over. Joe, you seem like a good guy. Thank you. You seemed great. We were talking about you coming to work with me at some point. Oh, I love that. You seemed like a cool guy to me too.
Starting point is 01:20:10 I think that's a benefit for both of us. Yeah. And then it seems like everyone else on the call is a little bit hostile, I don't know, which is a crazy thing to do. Well, John is out of the loop. John is out of the loop. Yeah. And Nick, I just want to clarify something real quick.
Starting point is 01:20:23 I'm sorry. I don't want any trouble with you Nick I'm dead. We're just trying to figure this out. Okay, could you say sorry to you? Fuck whatever Jesus you guys you sound like your guys that have millions of dollars to blow no Millions of dollars to blow no You're gonna squeeze blood from a stone baby It's not happening paycheck to paycheck every one of us, so it's like you're talking you're suing the wrong guy like Everybody shut up let let Brock talk Jesus fucking Christ. We're birthed. I mean it got out of control I mean I was unaware that this would go this way as well
Starting point is 01:21:10 Yeah, please just go back to what you're saying because we're idiots are One going me and Nick we're on pretty good terms and I just don't want this anywhere to go south Nick You're cool. I'm down right it was Don't want this anywhere to go to Alvin. Nick you're cool with Brock now, right? It was 15 better now is I Don't know who who is on the call exactly, but whoever's part of this talk everyone besides Joe. I feel like is Well, we're not on the page. Enjoy it means your life time best friend. So Nick this was not
Starting point is 01:21:47 How I expect this call to go as well. I will completely forfeit my forefather's shit. I mean, I don't... Forefather's shit? I don't care about forefathers. I know that. I know that. I just understand that. Hey guys, guys, guys, guys, please let me jump in. How about this? How about we do this? Why, okay, why don't you forget about Lemma Party, forget about Hay guys, guys, guys, guys, please let me jump in. How about this? How about we do this? Why?
Starting point is 01:22:05 OK, why don't you forget about Lemon Party? Forget about Haywatch. Forget about all these guys. Just go back to suing forefathers, please. And is that, can we all agree on that? Can we please agree on that? I'm not even kidding. Please, yeah, for real, do that.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Brock, are you OK with that? I mean, I'm already going to cut out forefathers. All right, guys, Brock, I got to gonna cut out for father's. I mean, all right guys. I brought I gotta tell you something buddy I feel so bad Brock I love you so much. I feel so bad Logan Logan did this you started this whole thing. I had no clue what was going on. Okay, let me tell Brock. You weren't Nick Scriven? Can I tell? No, no, he's not Nick Scriven, he's my friend Logan Kiro.
Starting point is 01:23:09 Logan Kiro, he's a comedian. Brock, he's a comic, he's a friend, everything's okay. I'm so sorry. You hit me up the other day, you called him multiple times, you said emergency call me, and Joey kept saying, don't, don't respond, don't respond, you blew this whole thing. Cause I did what, to ruin Logan's sadistic bit. And Joey kept saying don't don't respond don't respond To ruin logins it is thick bit
Starting point is 01:23:40 No, yeah, sorry, no, no, I love you. I'm sorry No, I'm so sorry buddy. It's all it show, big time. I'm so sorry, buddy. Are you fucking kidding me? It's all, it was all a prank, dude. I swear. Hey, Logan, like, hey, Nick, can you tell Brock that it was a prank? Yeah, Brock, Brock, I'm so sorry. It was, dude, I got in my face, bro. I told you you're the biggest scumbag of all time. You told me, I said, you're Jordan Belfort. You know, you know, he put your G-ma. The biggest come back of all time you told me I said I said you're Jordan
Starting point is 01:24:21 No, I'm so sorry Brock I love you man this was oh my god No, I. This was all a prank. Brock is so angry. He wants it to be real. Yeah. You guys realize we found you guys realize we found this guy's ex wife and emailed her today? Oh my God.
Starting point is 01:24:44 Who's ex wife? He found her. I My other partner literally emailed his ex-wife or wife, found her email online and emailed her. So go back in the email, email her again and say my bad lol. That's all you have to do. And Brock, if it's any consolation, listen, I literally didn't know what was going on. Honestly, Joey and John were planning this for weeks. That's too far of a prank. I didn't know what they were even doing.
Starting point is 01:25:31 I had no clues going on. You just called me. Who is this guy, by the way? Nick Skripit? I don't know. It's Logan, it's our friend Logan. Really quick, let me just say, if it's any consolation, your website has been up on the podcast the entire time,
Starting point is 01:25:43 and maybe some people will go buy some hats and stuff like we've been Fuck his hourly rate tell him to fuck up. Yeah. Didn't you pay money to get... Oh, no, great. Brock, didn't you pay? Who made the easy? Who sent me the season to sit? John and Joey did everything. Logan. That was Logan. That was like the guy.
Starting point is 01:26:12 That's Nick. The fake Nick Scribbix. Oh, Logan, I guess, set the season to sit. Logan's also like, we had no clue Logan was like the fucking talented Mr. Ripley. Yeah, I didn't know he was the most disdainful twisted man of all time. Let me say one thing to Brock, because this got sicker than I ever could have imagined Earlier today I go Joey we gotta tell him I'm like I bet Jenna's like fucking flipping out and like telling Brock like they were done So let me explain myself a little bit. I called seven different lawyers and talkers in the house.
Starting point is 01:26:52 Guys please let me. I called every one of my family members. The lawyer who is my dad's cousin. Brock I don don't know you, we haven't met, and this is Connor. And the whole week, we're going to the gym every single day this week, and I keep getting updates from Joey. And it's making me and Devin sick to our stomach. Connor also killed a guy named Kane in the woods, an old man. Shut your goddamn mouth. I couldn't even eat the last three days.
Starting point is 01:27:23 Dude, I couldn't even eat. Well, you ordered McDonald's on the call, I could even eat I could even eat class three day. Dude. I could well your You order McDonald's on the call so you know that's not the McDouble with the Mac sauce buddy. Yeah By the way Brock, okay Brock let me explain this I Told Logan here's a funny goof because the buncrusher told us that a bug crusher goes like oh I Don't have the heart to tell Brock, but there's already a forefathers golf company and then so we did this thing where it's like oh we thought it'd be funny if Logan our comedian friend did a prank
Starting point is 01:27:54 where he like was the forefathers guy and that was gonna be the whole thing then the lemon party stuff came and Logan got super sadistic with it and I never wanted it to go that sick. And so I'm sorry that it got that sick. It's the sickest thing I've ever seen. Brock, I'm so sorry. Brock, I love you. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 01:28:12 Brock, I'm so sorry. I'll pay. If you paid money for lawyers, whatever, I'll pay you back on whatever you paid. It's going to take a while. What? You owe Brock a lot of money, bro. I'll pay you whatever.
Starting point is 01:28:27 Brock, you bad? I wanna say, it can take a while. Brock, you're also now probably a part, you're also, just real quick, Brock, you're probably a part of the greatest episode of Hate Watch of all time. I think a lot of time, yeah, by far. So, if you wanna take any solace in that, like.
Starting point is 01:28:41 Yeah, please buy hats from CoreFathers. Yeah, please go to Core four fathers.com and buy hats That's the first hate watch merch and by the way guess what guess what guess what secret reveal my whole motivation was to sell hats Say that why would you do Why rock Brock come on My parents are golfing with your parents To we give them a fun little thing the gossip about dude Are you are you mad at Joey I
Starting point is 01:29:19 Just don't I mean this is so crazy like I know it in my whole life Who would do something like this? Yeah. Yeah. But like, it's just it's now getting statistic. Like that is fucking next level. No, it's it's not the same thing. When he was telling me not to call you back, I was like,
Starting point is 01:29:37 he was like, no, we got to do. I'm like, all right, I guess. I thought maybe it was just like a harmless prank. But I'm like no Nothing here Joey I will I will I refuse you know we told me Joey Joey on the phone I called Joey on the phone. He's he like blame. He goes. Why did you bring up lemon party, and I'm like I Didn't like, you did. We have to record it. I know I did. You spelled out that every scene. I don't care about that.
Starting point is 01:30:09 So you're not so innocent in this whole thing. You ratted Benny in Korea. You gave Lebanon partying. I'm not so innocent. I thought I was going to be rude. You're not so sweet. You're not like some innocent, sweet guy, dude. Joey, you are rude. I thought I was getting too so I thought I was gonna name drop every fucking I get it I know in LA every loser huh he's angry. He deserves the call as the loser. I get it. I have a right to be angry.
Starting point is 01:30:45 Honestly, Brock, throughout the entire thing, you were an absolute mensch. You were like, these are my friends. I love them. Yeah, I thought you came off great, dude. You ended up looking like the fucking most ethical cowboy in America. Fucking John McCain.
Starting point is 01:30:58 American dream, John McCain. In the prison. Yeah, and also you're gonna be fucking doing Iron Man numbers on your hats You're welcome. He's gonna Rocks gonna hate this right now, but like people he'll be a part of the hill forgive me And he will happen when the fucking wife emails us back nothing Mistake Walker go report this
Starting point is 01:31:22 You should say sorry, a mistake. Block her, go report to spam. Say butt dial. We told her in the email that your ex-husband's suing her. She doesn't give a fuck. Just literally right back, I got pranked, I'm sorry. I guarantee you she's not gonna respond. She doesn't give a fuck. Yeah, she's not.
Starting point is 01:31:38 You should respond and just say sorry, wrong forefathers. By the way, Logan. Sorry, wrong forefathers. Respond and just say sorry wrong for father by the way Hell yeah By the way for everybody like that golf that listens don't buy anything from the real forefathers go to the Go to the copy the fake Something was up. I knew something was up and Joey kept saying that I stole for father He did yes, he did
Starting point is 01:32:20 Well, we have the website up right here. It's pretty similar, but you just put a for as the But I like your money actually, all all right we love you, but I need wait who's that Logan or Brock? Yeah, wait Brock. What time is it there? Why would you leave us? I gotta go tell Jenna what just happened Let's mean that you're a friend friend. I think Jenna's not here about Joey for years. We'll be in her. I'll win her back over. We'll see you Brock.
Starting point is 01:32:53 I'll win her back. Brock, I love you and I truly want you to know like I really didn't have much to do with this. I had no clothes going on. I don't know how much shit this put. If you need anybody to to pay Joey will pay Rock John here. I had everything to do with it, and I love you and you're a very good guy Right John was the sinister engineer behind all this this. Yeah. Is that Jenna? She's gonna be so mad. She's gonna be so mad. Is that Jenna?
Starting point is 01:33:26 She's dying. Put Jenna on the phone, Brock. Yeah, please put Jenna on the phone. Yeah, she's not mad at all. She loves me. Jenna. Oh, wow. Jenna, what's up?
Starting point is 01:33:34 It's Joey. It's Devin and Joey. Brock was saying, look, oh, Jenna's gonna be so mad. She's not gonna talk to you for years. Come on. Yeah. You get how funny this is, Jenna. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 01:33:42 You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. You're like the guy that's gonna be like, oh, my God. She's not gonna talk to you for years You're like the king of goofs Jenna you guys should all have like a big like sigh of relief and like go like get like go Celebrate have a big dinner What the fuck is Sean and Brittany gonna say? Sean will call lawyers all fucking day. Tell Sean. Tell him to stop calling. It sounds like Sean will be very relieved. Yeah, Sean's gonna be relieved. There's no issue. He's like, oh, they're promoting our company on a big podcast. Like, oh, I'm thrilled.
Starting point is 01:34:16 I texted you, John. I texted Devon, John, everybody. Emergency call. Answer. I know. Joey answers at the gym on the treadmill going, Hey, what's up, brother? I don't know. Joey answers at the gym on the treadmill. Go. Hey, what's up, brother? I feel bad. I want you to know that Joey literally forced me not to respond to you.
Starting point is 01:34:33 And I felt horrible about it for a few days. I was at the gym with Devin and I must say I did stop that. And I please don't because I don't you know, like really low. It's sadistic goof. And I didn't really know the depths of this. And then I heard the calls Today and I was like, holy shit. You guys are mean rock. I feel such a relief now that you know, do I honestly feel For me
Starting point is 01:34:59 Didn't know they knew anything you're famous now we're gonna make a shirt Didn't know they knew anything. I'm famous now. We're gonna make a shirt But I have a huge weight off my shoulders my friend. Thank you for releasing He's got pins into a Nick Scriven's voodoo doll. He's killing Nick Scriven's voodoo doll. Please kill Nick Scriven's. Okay, I love you, Brock. I'm so sorry, buddy. I love you too, Brock.
Starting point is 01:35:33 Brock, I'm so sorry. I'm gonna buy you like, food. Let's have Logan have a heart to heart with Brock because Logan's really the sick sociable. Logan also found so bad. I don't even know what Logan is, but Logan will be forever He had a meeting constantly he's a busy guy
Starting point is 01:36:14 I was texting Joey after talking to you. I'm like dude. I don't think I would you forgive me now and you rock please forgive me. Well you know you made me feel bad. You're like oh no I'm saying sorry. Could you forgive me? Not today That's so very fair. It would be cool if you could forgive me on this Don't listen to them Brock, please for you also sound so insincere right now Why would he do that? Why would he do that? Guys, don't listen to them, Brock. Please forgive me.
Starting point is 01:37:04 You also sound so insincere right now in your apology. Brock, Brock, my bad. Please forgive me. Everybody shut up. Brock, listen to me. You're hearing my voice right now. No, I stood up for you guys. It's me, Joey.
Starting point is 01:37:14 I stood up for you guys. I was freaking out about you guys. Remember when we were wing-breakers? Brock, Brock, really quick. I want to say like it made my heart swell. Like you were so endearing with how much you- You're the sweetest man ever. How much you cared about thinking you got Lemon Party in trouble.
Starting point is 01:37:29 Like we- I love you man. By the way, guess what? Guess who's the real victim of this goof? It's me. Cause every comment's gonna go Joey is a serial killer, sociopath, six sadistic freaks- 100%. Yeah, 100%. And everybody-
Starting point is 01:37:44 Go back to Bomb Threat, please. Like, please don't do that. That's a great joke. That's a good one. And they're also, the other thing, they're gonna say Brock is the sweetest, nicest guy. Yeah. And I'm buying hats from the forefather.
Starting point is 01:37:57 That was the most stressful few days of my life. Two days full of great tooth into so much of a hat. I kept telling Joey, I'm like, I have a feeling Brock's losing his mind right now, dude I need to respond to him. I was like don't ruin it. We got a record Well Brock free beam. Let's let's wrap this up. Please forgive me, and then we're gonna end this thing Brock I'm gonna hang up now. Can you forgive me Brock John? Definitely don't fucking forgive John John John's one of the architects of this.
Starting point is 01:38:26 John's like the Billy Bean of this entire thing. Okay, Brock, I'll ask. I don't know who to trust on this fucking thing. Brockley, Brockley, Brockley. You don't have to forgive me. I'll talk to you. I'm gonna like do something nice to make up for this. Besides all the promotion that I'm doing right now.
Starting point is 01:38:44 Which should be enough. You should forgive me right now me what if we name the episode forefathers of course make I make it your hair I gotta call John I gotta call John right now because he's been sweating bullets all yeah you got you guys gonna have fun at all of Yeah, yeah. Wow. John, you scum, man. John, don't be mean. Yeah, you condescending fuck, you fucking LA cocksucker. Yeah, also said you were homeless on the podcast. Yes, I am. He lives in an office. Oh, wow. I'd rather be homeless in LA.
Starting point is 01:39:20 Anyways, Brock, I love you and I'm sorry, man. I love you, Brock. I love you very much. Love came from love and I felt terrible. I'm sorry, man. I really- I love you, Brock, I love you, Brock. Love came from love and I felt terrible. I'm sorry, Brock. I felt terrible the entire time, dude. I really did. Brock, real quick, you gotta say you're a little relieved, right?
Starting point is 01:39:36 I don't know what to say. Like, I- I love you, Brock. I love you, Brock. I really am sorry. I thought it was like gonna be good for the company. Thank you, Brock. I am, I- No, you're not. I really am sorry. I thought it was like gonna be good for the camera. I am I I really am dude. I actually
Starting point is 01:39:51 Know really bad Yeah, oh dude All right, I'll see you Brock. There's a I love you very much. I Love you, bro. I love you, bro. Bye guys. Bye I love you, bro. I love you, bro. Bye guys. Bye. Oh, yeah You hung up Logan's on the phone still Logan great work. You are buddy. We have no idea the depths of your sociopathy I've never been guilty in my life I'm gonna reach out to him one-on-one and apologize. Or, you know, I'm your apple.
Starting point is 01:40:25 Richard Ramirez just got dethroned by sickest Mexican. I know. Yeah. Logan's sleeping at the Cecil Hotel tonight. All right, boys. I'll let you guys finish up. All right. See you, Logan.
Starting point is 01:40:41 Great work. Bye, buddy. Very funny stuff, Logan. You're sick. Bye. Bye. Damn. That was buddy. Great work. Bye buddy. See you later. Bye. Damn. That was exhausting. Holy shit. Well, one episode. That was fucking exhausting. That's the best episode we've ever done.
Starting point is 01:40:54 I think, for none, the best episode of all time. I mean, I don't care what anyone says. That's what I just sat through and went through the motions of. I felt like an audience member for a lot of it. Unbelievable. I feel like I audience member for a lot of hours Unbelievable, I feel like I just purged like I just spit out like evil like a black Well you have a lot we have a lot of you have a lot of cleanup to do with your friend Yeah, yeah, and I'll make it up to him
Starting point is 01:41:18 You might we might have to fly out there and take him to the nicest restaurant town get him a nine dollar dinner Take him to the nicest restaurant in town and get him a nine dollar dinner Come on no, we'll take him to we'll fly him to Denver Wisconsin Yeah, we'll take him to Minneapolis or Denver You can either have the most expensive thing about back steakhouse in Rapid City or the cheapest thing at the steakhouse in Denver Yeah, we go you can do a two-for-one or you can do anything below $31 or you get fries at Ruth's Chris Buddy oh Man, I love you guys
Starting point is 01:42:00 Honestly great work even despite how uncomfortable you made me. That was for the pod. That was for the people. Some people might not like that, but it was like a serious attempt to be good at pod. Everyone go to forefathers.com. That's with a four, the number four, O-R-E, fathers.com, and buy some of Brock's hats and merch.
Starting point is 01:42:19 Also, go follow Logan Kiros on Instagram. Yes, and follow Logan Kiros on Instagram. No, don't. That's L-O-G-A-N-Q-U-I-R-O-Z. No, I don't want to support a guy that just tortured my friend. Logan's one of the best comics I know. Follow him. He's the best. I must say that he is... he was the fun... The funniest drunk I've ever seen in my life.
Starting point is 01:42:39 That was the funniest prank phone call that I've ever heard in my life. This doesn't work without him. I mean, Logan was unbelievable. We're posting the whole prank phone call because we didn't do it justice. There's two of them I should have edited like down so there's like an hour long prank phone call on the page He was so fucking funny, and we I should have like real I just didn't have time to edit the highlights, but yeah, we missed so many funny parts It was like better than any jerky boys thing ever but anyways yeah, that was great man. I'm Happy to be a part of this. I feel really bad for Brock and I also
Starting point is 01:43:06 Like that about doing this whole thing Love you all good night. I'm sorry. Yeah, and I'm sorry to everybody

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