Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Best In Show

Episode Date: May 19, 2025

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so you were you were we were all making n word jokes right before we started obviously. No, we're kidding. But we were talking about people that have messed up and said it or whatever, right? So there was a place in New York, the Knickerbockers. It was called the Knicker Shop. That's a good one, yeah. So I've always thought it's a little dangerous to say Knickerbocker, you know?

Yeah, of course. And look at what happened on Doris Burke did you see if you guys hear what I heard I was watching this live and I was so happy people also thought this she said it yeah she said the G Yeah. The New York Knickerbockers. Yeah. Couldn't have been better, more clear cheese.

Kind of like, like a knife actually. Really, really sharp. She said it. Is that a white lady? That's what she calls everything. She likes watches, not even Knicks. Yeah, she's white. I didn't know Knicks stood for Knickerbocker.

Yeah. Yeah, the New York Knickerbockers. What is a Knickerbocker? Like a guy with his pants up to his nipples, walking around town, handing the paper out to people, like, hey pal, I'm a damn Knickerbocker! It feels dangerous.

I'm a damn Knickerbocker! In my head, you're completely right. Right? Isn't that what he is? There's no way that's not the definition. He rides around New York in a penny-farthing bicycle, but it's in the 1800s. It's appropriate. And he's like, hey there, Bill the Butcher, I'm a damn nickerbocker.

A little newsboy cap on. Yeah. What is it? What is it? It is a New Yorker. That's what a nickerbocker is, just a New Yorker. A Dutch settler of New York. Gotcha.

I don't know, I think the dog just keeps farming. The dog is ripping ass. I was smelling it too, I was just looking around. I'm taking care of Richie's. Can I think the dog just keeps The dog absolutely could say here Richie's dog here it was named after the knee breaches worn by Dutchmen That's a great dog. It's farting up a story Farth why I keep giving him treats to love me He's a good boy. So that's why he's farting so he doesn't eat his food. He won eat his food. He thinks he's on like a hunger strike. He thinks like I give a shit. He thinks he's like Ruben, Hurricane Carter or something.

He's like gonna be Muslim by the time he leaves here. So he has crippling anxiety if you leave him alone. Yeah, so I don't, I didn't want to leave him alone upstairs. So I just figured he could join the fun. He's a boy. He's a good guy. He's a great guy. He's a good riffer.

But yeah, he's ripping ass. He's playing right now. He wants to play. Speak, don't excite him. Look at yeah, he's ripping ass. He's playing right now. He wants to play. Speak. Don't excite him. Look at him. He's so cute though. Oh my god.

I just remembered this last night. I was taking an Uber home from the comic store. I was hammer drunk. No, were you? Thanks man. And Uber driver was a black dude and he was, you know, asked me where I'm from. I was like, I'm from Tonga. And he goes, oh, I'm from Alta Dena.

And his whole neighborhood burned down. And I was like, I don't know I may have a conspiracy hat on but I think they let it burn on purpose because black neighbor and they want to see the black neighbor burn and he literally while he's driving turns he goes my brother and like we just had a full like yeah he was like thank you for saying that and it was a whole like half hour ride home yeah I love playing into that yeah I I love it. He loved me Mm-hmm, and then we parked and he showed me all the the damage from the fires his house burning down

He was looking me. I was in the fire He was obviously I didn't escape He's white He's white. He's white. He's white, yeah. Yeah, I love that. Every time I run around black people I go like, It's just like Katrina. You know, I went to New Orleans no longer than a year after the hurricane.

And that water line on the Superdome, it'll put hate in your heart and then I hand turkeys out and then I crawl on top of the Superdome and I snipe that is that's a great moment to have though yeah it felt great him just fully taking his eyes off the road turn me go my brother It was a great moment. Yeah And then like right as you step out of the car you go. Yeah, anyways, I'm glad those blacks are I guess the fire stuff worked out. I just want to be clear. We agreed that it was good

Yeah, if it wasn't for our fucking that stupid black mare she is she's that bitch Karen Bass and bass here in the asshole and bass scumbag fucking politics don't get me started she like three feet don't even get me started she's a little tiny lady just like three feet tall. Don't even get me started. She's a little tiny lady. She's tiny. She's like three feet tall. Yeah, she's a tiny little. I've seen her like three times. Tiny little idiot. Mm.

I don't know what's happening, but a lot of people just keep using their poop as a weapon these last few weeks. We had the Delco Pooper. Yes. Now this week there's an Amazon lady that just keeps shitting and pissing on people's front porches. Check this out. The Liberty driver is caught on camera relieving herself.

Oh, look at that torta. Look at her go. Just moments after dropping off their packages. Disgusted homeowners in Woodland Hills are lost to find the message. That's awesome. Get a win in Oscar for that, then howl. Ha ha ha ha.

Right on their doorstep. And the surveillance footage shows the driver relieving herself not once, but but twice just minutes apart The delivery driver has already been relieved you might say from her job But certainly you can't unsee this KTLA's Carlos has had though is alive in Woodland Hills with more quite a story tonight Carlos I mean what a weird form of mental illness. You know, I mean, I don't think it's mental For sure mental illness you find a push push, you go across the street and there's shrubs. Well I mean you went in a wall.

Devin pissed his pants. Devin pissed his pants. Doing a similar job. No, no. He was doing delivery stuff like she was doing. It's like hard to find. No, you weren't. You were just in traffic. I had just dropped Richie off at a car rental place and then I was stuck in Beverly Hills and I was in bumper bumper traffic

and I had to piss really bad. I had a big venty coffee and the ice water venty. But you also knew that it'd be a good story for the pot. And at the same time I did know like, yeah this will be fun. So you have even less of an excuse. Like she has a big Amazon truck and trying to park at like a Starbucks or wherever.

You could have done a lot of things to not piss your pants. Yeah, I can't believe you didn't just get out of the car and piss on the sidewalk. I could have, I was like stuck in the middle of the highway. Why did you piss into the empty coffee cup? Yeah yeah. Because like I was just next to traffic and I didn't want people to see my wee-wee. So you pissed your pants. That was said he was scared of being like a sexual predator. Yeah you could go on a list if somebody sees your cock out And then I drove down certain streets

And there's just a bunch of like old Jewish families like like walking there like dogs and stuff and I did I didn't know I couldn't piss. They would have to be like peeking in and then down your window It would be so hard to get caught. If I got out of my car that day and I pissed somewhere I'd be living in Israel right now They'd take you to Israel That's safe haven for sex criminals. I had nowhere to go. Nothing to do. But yeah. Anyway, I mean this, this, the people that are shitting and pissing and this is Amazon.

I mean you'd think, you know, the company treats you so well. It's like you pay them back like this. You bite the hand that feeds? God damn you. Unbelievable. I don't think this is like she had to go I think she's getting fed up throughout the day and saving her shits It's really pisses me off for Jeff Bezos Makes it look so bad. I'm gonna call Jeffery because look at this is behind like a gentrification fence She probably saw this and she was like, you know my people used to live there

Pulled up in like a LaRosa mood, you know, in the Amazon. She had her LaRosa. Mikolo! He goes, you know, we used to sell pupusas out of this place. But certainly, you can't unsee this. KTLAs Carlos Satello is live in Woodland Hills with more. Quite a story tonight Carlos Yeah, we're kareen we've heard the same when you gotta go you just simply have to go

Another level an Amazon delivery driver leaves a nasty surprise Mother's day bigger stories. I Was just thinking about embarrassing this is to be a news anchor. I don't'm gonna have to cover this. They send you, yeah. Yeah, this is pathetic. This is like, this is like what you'd expect out of like National Enquirer kind of like level of like I don't even know this is K-12A I was above this. National Enquirer is way better than every other. National Enquirer is like, you know, fucking Justin Bieber's kid is an alien. They get really deep and stuff. Well've also heard National Choir has been fact checked and they've been right a lot of times. I've heard that too but I'm just saying like

this feels like a clickbait thing that you would see online at some shitty like fucking spam filled website it's like yeah KTLA they're supposed to be a real journalist it's the biggest news station in LA. KTLA is like where I go to for journalism. It's the KTLA 5. Is it the biggest news station in LA? It's the local news. That's KTLA's local news. Yeah it's a big fucking city though.

Yeah it's a big fucking station but it's like they've always done garbage like this. Yeah. Pathetic. I thought they were above this. I never watched the news so this is I guess shocking to me. It is funny to be doing this and down below on the ticker it goes among four killed and brutal freeway

They're covering the lady defecating on the porch imagine that's how you find out your mom died And she was caught in the act twice Damn a delivery driver for Amazon can't see She puts her face on the ground essentially she's trying to get it away from her Yeah for this way possible, and there's a black bin right there. Just put your fat ass in the bed Hold it in on more than one occasion a woman is seen about to leave Hold it in on more than one occasion a woman is seen about to leave They're calling a new type of porn damn she's in like the area where they got the old architect This is like the art deco shit. Mm-hmm. If you know drive in a woollen hills around At this point

Is seen about to leave an Amazon package at this porch off Yano drive in a woollen hills around 530 Mother's Day morning, but she also leaves a smelly surprise Does number one and number two before pulling up her shorts and walks away the homeowners were expecting It was right there on the step it was no no you couldn't even see her stop in the video. Yeah, I guess they didn't get her on camera. Maybe she was being framed. They said he was gonna bring me some coffee. She's being framed.

She's being framed. She's being framed. She's being framed. What if she was just bent over tiger shoes and they blurred her ass? Yeah. Yeah. They framed her for this too.

We go like full Perry Mason on the case. We'll lose our minds. That would be a great new LA Confidential remake. We go full Chattatown on the Amazon pooper. In a pastry, he went downstairs and was greeted. What is she? Look at the glee in her face as she talks about it. She's like a Mexican Susie from Curb.

She does. Yeah. So is the S in men? Right, folks? Look at the glee in her face as she talks about. She's like a Mexican Susie from Curb. She does. So is the S in men? Right folks? Hey you know this dog's name is Disco. I look at him all the time and go, hey Disco's dead! Oh. Kendrick Lamar, he's got these boogers in his chain.

Kendrick Lamar keeps talking about boogers in his chain. What are you, what are you, four years old? Wipe your nose, blow your nose! That's where diamonds go you dumbass You should put the dust cap on before Activate it yeah bad jokes or something whoever does that next is it's gonna be great. That's it It's a king move put it on first do the dud and then take it up Like putting your shields up

It's like putting your shields up. Fuck! Fuck! By a, not only one package, but a second inappropriate disgusting package, which was essentially like human feces and looked to be urination. Tamara Bedoy and her family could not believe their eyes after watching the footage from their surveillance camera. Frame! I think the kids did it. You can see the from their surveillance camera. It's a frame. Frame job.

Look how guilty those motherfuckers are. God, look at this little piece of shit. He looks like a Palestinian kid. What's going on? Yeah, so he's guilty. That's a 35 year old man. He's not Palestinian because he's alive. Right? He's not a helicopter. Palestinian because he's alive

Got a joke for you guys Palestinian kids getting bombed to death He's not Palestinian where's. Where's his rocket launcher? Why isn't he parachuting? Why isn't he... Where's the AK-47 at a concert? Why is he not hang gliding into that concert? I'm a scientist. Disclaimer. God, that's great. She was not done.

On another delivery later that morning, the worker is seen urinating on the front property of a different Woodland Hills home. She pulls down her shorts, does her business and takes off like nothing ever happened. I kind of like clutch my pearls a little bit because I'm like really a second time. What she's supposed to do, run around, go like, I just took a diarrhea out of her. She's like, jeez, I I'm pretending like nothing even happened. Look at me! I just like that! I shit in private property!

They don't know! They're dumb! I feel like she's supposed to do a celebration. Native American diarrhea dance. She thinks they do the hawka after they take a shit. And look at her here, she didn't even do the diarrhea hawka. The hawkaria. They're calling it the diarrhea hawka. She does like the Ray Lewis dance over the turn. Yeah this is a retarded thing to say.

She pulls down her shorts, does her business and takes off like nothing's ever happened. She walks away as if she didn't diarrhea and piss and shit all over the front porch She's like this lady goes I kind of clutched my pearls for a minute. I Kind of like clutch my pearls a little bit cuz I'm like really a second time was kind of like wow still still not done It's unclear why the driver just couldn't wait to find a restroom the incidents happened 20 minutes apart Less than one mile from one another Classic frame job Imagine if you're this woman and you're watching the news and like you're fucking shack that you live in and there's three little rich kids I'm gonna talk about gross you are

Also, she's a woman so it's harder for them to just piss and shit on the go. Yeah. So it kind of seems like she's just doing what she can a little bit. I'm a team woman here. This is West Coast Karen Reed. Brian Higgins came by with a turd in his pocket the next day. This is a Karen Reed set. Yes, yes.

I can't believe they're trying her again. I was shocked by that too. I was like, so the mistrial, and then I guess, I was talking to my family because it's picking our family group text, and we got two lawyers in there, so I'm always picking their brain about stuff. And I was like, why, so on a mistrial,

they don't have to try again. They just do it again because the district attorney feels like a cuck, right? I guess so. Yeah, the prosecutor, like the DA must just be like, fuck this. This is bullshit. We have to actually like lift. We can't have it be a mistrial. And but then so I'm thinking.

And it's such a big case. He would just feel like a loser. Right. It's such a national case. Yeah, but just take the L. It's crazy. It's like hot dogs. No, it's it's like hot garlic sauce garlic sauce Jesus you have a zank you know I tried this other bullshit place kismet. That's good. Not really no Yeah, I'm saying like why not just take the L and move on I thought like if they're to do a second trial

You must have some big bombshell, and maybe it's coming, but so far I don't know nothing got like nothing new compelling at all look into it a little bit because that's what we do here We break the cases, but so far, they got nothing new compelling at all. Look into it a little bit, because that's what we do here, we break the cases. But I don't understand how they have that lady texting at 2.30 in the morning, how long to die in the cold, and that's not a complete admission of guilt.

That's disputed a little bit. That they say it came at 6.30 in the morning, and Karen told her to look that up. Yeah, and so the tech on that is kind of foggy Where it's like so when you open a browser window it creates a timestamp for an instance of that and Then let's say you open a browser window to Google She claims like a sports a local sports thing or whatever it was looking up like her like kids basketball. Yeah

Yeah, so that was still open minimized in a tab on her phone Then she says that she saw Karen Reed Karen asked her to make that Google search you open that same window And that's why there was like a duplicate timestamp but they so like there's experts on both sides being like That was definitely made it to and then there's experts. We had like no no that was definitely made it two and then there's experts being like no that was definitely made it six yeah I tried to fucking like understand the tech and it was like it got really complicated I just like gave up but it's like it's still kind of foggy though I like it's yes and you have to commit to jury too so good luck explaining to a jury this very complicated I just don't

think she would be guilty if you if you say if you have the presence I don't think she purposely said oh my god. Do you think I hit him? That's a innocent person. Yeah claim No, she was hysterical. She's like what? I hit him what? Is that what they're saying? The fact that she opened herself up to that means she's not guilty. I agree 100% Why would she have said that? Mmm anyway back to these little fucking street raps We like the piss and poop Very disgusting this is something you guys would never do right no no you probably had Taco Bell before She's just at home she's fucking paying for like her both her parents are like on oxygen tanks

They're like in deathbeds. She's also flicking her be She's working her ass off Her like cousins like like constantly force her to like like go along on like drive-bys Prove her worth. She's working at Amazon. She's having to shit. She has no time to shit and piss what she's doing in front of houses. And then she turns on the news and three little kids are making fun of your farty ass. Her dad's looking at her through the mirror on top of the iron lung going, Me, ah, you're shitting again.

Can you change the channel on the TV? I feel for the Amazon. What do you want us to change it to? Just anything, not this. Just anything, not this, please. Yeah, they're just holding rosaries as they're dying. She's working her ass off for a company that like, they like stab you if they catch you you like blinking too long don't they? Her brother's doing the tax collector chicken sacrifice thing

Her uncle comes in like Hector Salamanca Shitting his pants. She's like I learned it from you. I feel for this at the Amazon pooper This would be the funniest possible thing to frame someone for though at the Amazon pooper. This would be the funniest possible thing to frame someone for though. I know, it was a frame. I really want like a 20s new R movie about this. It's like Logan Gero's, this is like a long goof that he's cooked up. You gotta be real with you, she kinda looks Indian. She does look a little Indian. Yeah, maybe. Yeah, she is. She's been a leaser of some kind. Reps say the driver was an independent contractor, adding in a statement, quote, were deeply disturbed by the unacceptable behavior of this delivery driver and apologize to the customers involved

We immediately identify the driver and they are no longer delivering on behalf of Amazon Tonight the cereal Mother's Day surprise anybody wants to wake up to Like John has star like and these guys seem to like have a ten-second delay. Yeah exactly like he's in Iraq Argument broke out the contestants of a dog competition An argument broke out the contestants of a dog competition But it's not like it's just a bunch of like hood guys that have like bred their dogs to look like buff frogs Hell yeah, these they love those those weird little dogs where it's like half pit half They're disgusting animal they got huge delts huge look at this so these guys get in a big fight

It's like the gayest most Dominican thing Look at this guy look at this fucking happy Madison character Cross-eyed I just had popcorn dip shit And he's so he got like he has like a hair he got he somehow had like he has like a long-haired Frog pit bull look like Bulbasaur and everyone else has like the tough pitbulls. He does look like a Bulbasaur. Yeah, he's a Bulbasaur. So this guy starts like really like making a lot of attention. Like, I got the mess! He's a fucking mess!

And the other guy's the next one like, get the fuck outta here! Get the fuck outta here! This right here, everybody has. This right here, nobody has. Exotic is something. Look at how jittery this fuck is. Nobody got this though. He looks like an eight inches and thick guy.

Why is he also like, he's like preparing the dog's asshole for like insertions. Yeah, I know. He's like horny for the dog. Look at how fucking tragic this is. What is this content? Do you know how many different dogs had to be raped for this to happen?

He's kind of fucking cute in a weird way. He's good. But it is evil. That dog's born dying. Yes, it's immediately dying. He's kind of fucking cute in a weird way, but I think he's sad. But that dog's born dying. Yes, he will. It's immediately dying. He doesn't know what he's supposed to do. He doesn't know if he's supposed to hop on a lily pad or fucking bite somebody's head off.

It's like a Cronenberg invention. I got my Cronenberg dog. I'm gonna go back to my barber shop after this thing. In the meantime, I got my Cronenberg dog. It's like, do I catch the sly or bite this toddler? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HELL HELL FAT, he got the long snout. , he got the long snout. how you, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, I'm gonna talk with the judge saying you talking that shit. I'm gonna talk with the judge saying you talking that shit. Dude, shit. Woo! It's really great to see him ever again.

It's one of the best videos. He goes, Woo! He turns it. He turns it. Look at that profile. He puts his dog in the ass of the other dog. What are we doing? And they start wooing.

What are these freaks doing? They're having a deformity off. We have to stop it all. It's insane. Society's gone too far. Yeah. This is insane. Kaczynski was right.

Yeah. We gotta kill it. We have to kill it. A lot of people need to die. This is tech. This is tech gone wrong. This is tech. This is tech gone wrong.

In an industrial society and its future, he's like, we can't have street dog offs. This is tech gone wrong. This is tech. This is tech gone wrong. Industrial society and its future is like, we can't have street dog offs. He draws, he has a sketch of one of these dogs. It is manifest. They're both two sides of the same retard. Yeah, I love that guy. Look at this, he's the dumbest guy of all time. God.

I love him though. He rules. I love him so much. This guy should be like on the New York, like he should be, his face should be on the Empire State Building. Like LeBron and Cleveland. Yeah, how is he not like in I'm not

a branch of Chuck and Larry? This is insane. He's the dumbest guy alive. And a deformed dog profile. Deformed dog profile? It's the straightest flex I've ever seen anyone do. Doing that noise to a deformed dog is the greatest thing. I bet yours don't got congestive heart failure, does it, Papi? My body horror is better than your body horror.

I'm raising a femur. She got that chihuahua face. She ain't got a bully face. She got a chihuahua face. That's a fluffy chihuahua, nigga. It is. What? He's starting saying the N-word. It's a Jawa, nigga! It is! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga!

It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga!

It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga!

It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! It's a Jawa, nigga! I watched this while taking a shit like a week ago And I was like this is this is gold we've hit the jackpot I want to just I we need more people filming just like like Puerto Ricans in New York and dog shows We gotta get a press pass. Oh shit! Wrong ass bus. Get that fucking bus outta here. Get that bus outta here baby. Come on man. Get that bus outta here.

Your dog's scared fam. Your dog's scared. If this guy is gonna become like a Hawk 2 level guy, I'm gonna be so pissed. Cause I know he's serious. Don't make it exotic bro. That's a chow chow. That's a chow chow. That's a chow chow.

That's a chow chow. Also, he's objectively right. He has the best dog, and he knows it. That's the best dog. Just cause of the hair. That's the confidence of a guy that knows he has the best dog. It's cute for being a retard. Yeah. Do you have it?

No. Do you have it? No. Ant-Man baby. Ant-Man. Ant-Man baby. Dude, the way he talks to his eyes, it's unbelievable. Yeah.

Like, he hits punctuations, he opens his eyes. Yeah. Yeah. Show them pedigree, show he hits punctuations. He opens his eyes. Yeah Like I keep popping them up to make a little taller I know what I do. It don't look like it. It don't have to look like it. The guy keeps propping him up to make him a little taller. The reds for what's coming. The reds for what's coming.

Oh, I'm ready. We're waiting. We're waiting. There won't be no long stout shit. They say, what's now? What's now? What's now? They say more Yorke than Bulli.

They say he can run and come back without a bridge. They say more Yorke than Bulli. They say he can run and come back. They say he can run and come back. I wonder how much money is on the line for them to be this 300 bucks. We gotta find a follow-up What do you think this is? What is on his shirt? Elite? I don't know. Boxing? There ain't no fucking bull!

There ain't no fucking bull! Fuck God, yeah! He keeps adjusting it. He's not the fuck kid. He's not the fuck kid. It can't stand up. It keeps feeling like, UGH!

Look, he happy! He good! He good! He just doing burpees! Broken out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here.

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every black dude in downtown LA is one of those fucking dogs. And they don't keep them on a leash and they get stolen constantly. Well, they can't run away, so. Well, they can run away when a crackhead grabs one and then runs with it. Yeah, they get stolen. That's the problem. What type of dog is it? And then sells it

for like $4,000. Is that even a pit bull? It's like a French bulldog, pit bull mix. Something like that. But they're fucking expensive. They're fucking expensive. Lady Gaga was getting her French bulldogs. Her French bulldogs got stolen, right? Yeah, but it wasn't mixed.

It wasn't a pit. I see those dogs every day, dude. And all they do is shit. Yeah, it's gross. And their buttholes are so fucked up, they sit above the rest of their butt, so it's like they shit and it lands on their ass. Mm-hmm. Like there's a shelf on the... it's disgusting.

Yeah, little disgusting. You're a functional dog. That's so funny, New Yorkers are such retards. What a bunch of morons. Mm-hmm. Get the fuck outta here! Dude, the side profile... morons. Get the fuck outta here! Dude, the side profile.

Woo! To a world wide face! Give me a run that moment back real quick. That's one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I just exited the video. Damn right. What is the 10 second treats here, Connor? There's these new pranks people are doing where they take a photo of a guy in like a

Walmart or whatever and Then they edit it to do like AI gay stuff and then they go like is this you and it's first thing Oh, yeah, that is me and then it turns into like a guy sucking somebody off It's so fun, dude I knew it was you at first sight brother. I knew it was you at first sight brother I knew it was you at first sight look at this is this you Yeah, why? No

I'm positive You sure? I'm positive, I wouldn't do that Because we caught it on the cameras Oh, oh Who the fuck are you though? Oh my god, I knew it I knew it Wait, what is he showing you? This is from tick tock

I love this is here. Yeah, that's me right away Finally I's been used for something good. I know that's great our theme song for a touch of that soon. He also looks like simple Jack Can we get a picture? No! Get the fuck out of here! You're famous, dude! Can we get a picture? What do you mean? He's Robert De Niro! The guy's showing up on his knees going, nooo! Dude, to turn, to make a grown man in his 40s.

Be gay against his will, also. But then to have him have a moment that day where he's yelling at kids like, it's not me! I swear! It's like the Chappelle's yelling at kids like, IT'S NOT ME! Like, I swear! It's like the Chappelle thing, it's like, PLEASE BELIEVE ME! It's one of the best pranks I've ever seen. Yeah, it's a great prank. It is, dude. I'll smoke some other dope someplace else.

Dude, can we get a picture? Get the fuck out of my face! These things are just dope ads. Get the fuck out of my face, you little shit! What's wrong, dude? It's not me! I think it is, that's why I'm saying that. Well, What's wrong, dude? It's not me! Well, you think wrong, okay?

I caught it on the cameras up top. I up top! Also, it does feel like his reaction is so heightened that it almost is like, you're gay, dude. Like you've done gay shit. He should have just laughed. He should have just laughed. He doesn't know about AI, he doesn't know how that could have happened. He's gonna go home and like kill himself

because he thinks he's doing that without knowing it. It is weird that if he doesn't understand AI, wouldn't you just go like, whoa, that is me, but what? How did you do that? I don't remember doing it. That's what I'm saying. I don't remember doing it. He's hiding, there's something deep

down inside of him, experimental phase. He's got some issues. I feel like that's probably majority guys they show this for sure yeah there's another way yeah yeah yeah Get! It's not me! Everyone, is it me? It's not me! The other one's great too. Is this? Oh this is great, I found this. This? No, no, no.

This? Yeah, that one. Hey, I got Gramps tweeting! What typeface? He's famous! What? Hey, what happened? Huh? What happened?

Huh? What the hell? This is you, sir. No, no, this is him. He's famous. Oh my god. That's you? Just a brutal alcoholic. Take a drink of this. What the fuck?

Dude, I always get punched in the face, bro. That rule is such a great prank. That guy that doesn't know how to do it always get punched in the face, bro! That rules. It's such a great prank. A guy that doesn't know to do it just punches people in the face. Because you made him gay. Because you made him gay. He's like, why are you Bolger's right-head man for 30 years and now he's gay on the phone?

He's like, oh, fuck you, I don't know what the hell's going on. That guy's robbed 30 armored cars, and now he's gay in a Walmart? He's gay in a Walmart! Oh, fuck. That's it. Is this another one? That's another 10 Seconds Tweet. This is making me, cry earlier. Small chip please. Anything else?

No, nothing. He's ordering food at a counter. There's just nothing funnier than farts. Not a single reaction, it's unbelievable. Oh my god. He goes, hahaha. He's fucking covering up. The guy behind the counter looks like he's like, can you stop spraying perfume? He's like, keep that fresh air. He goes, I feel like I've been transported home.

This is the worst thing I've ever tried. What, this liquid death convicted melon? Yeah, I'm running through all the liquid deaths. God, they suck ass. Chase this, Devin, it's the worst thing that ever happened. I don't want it. Just try it bro, just try it dude. Just try it. You always make me drink your shit.

Yeah. Boy, why'd you get two? It tastes like rotted. Yeah. I got two because they ran out of the other ones. Disgusting. It's pretty gross. I'll try it.

Yeah, I'll try it. It's not as gross as I thought though. It's weird. Oh, the aftertaste Yeah, why do they keep selling sparkling waters that have like four grams of sugar in them and shit? Just sweet enough. It's got 30 calories. Yeah, it's like somehow gross with 30 calories. Yeah, it's really bad. Yeah, it's gross as shit Just salt please man Just so please man

Do you smell like a bangers he actually farted Guys who can do that with their ass Well, the farther of famous guys they can do that. This is, I found this. It's a gypsy family that live streamed and people just kept commenting different denominations of money and they thought, the gypsy family thought they were getting that money in their bank account. They start losing their minds. That's great, I hate gypsies.

But the best part about this video is that look at the dad closely. I hate gypsies. Yeah, look. Ah! Ah! Thank you, I love you too! Thank you, I love! Ah! Thank you, I love you too. Thank you.

You're so much. He's got one hand. By the way, you know, this kid in his lap is his wife. Yeah. They had their wedding yesterday. You ever watch the fucking gypsies, my big gypsy wedding?

Yeah, it's awful. It's literally like child wedding. Yeah. All right. Honey, what's the point of this? Oh no! Ah! Ah! Ah! literally like child letting. So people are just writing numbers. I wish I was that wish I could have been in that chat. That's amazing He's got one hand which is not a fair part. I feel bad for him actually. Oh horrible Yeah, he has to explain to his angry gypsy wife

Yeah, I didn't actually get all that money. You're the Tama shanter. Yeah That's a big gypsy hangout the bar Oh really if you go to the bar at the Tama shanter and hang out and not long enough Gypsies come in and Irish American gypsies or probably Romany or whatever the row I've never seen a Romani in America. I don't know whatever the dirty gypsies. Yeah, they come in You can ask the bartenders like any gypsies and they go to like, you know last week They tried to run out of the bill or they they threw a bit they pretended that they didn't get something You know why they do that?

They believe they're the the Romani believe they're the descendants of the the penchant thief that was crucified next to Christ So they believe they're protected from sinning due to that fevery Do that kind of stuff then have the gall to be like you can't say the word gypsy That word being offensive is so stupid yeah, yes somebody got on me about saying gypped one time Yeah, it's crazy fucking ass somebody tried to do that to me. I was like That an Eskimo? I'm like, shut up. Yeah, what's the difference?

Eskimo? Fuck off. Literally, like, fuck off. Yeah, who cares? Like, I've seen an Eskimo in my entire life. You guys know that basically every single Eskimo has gay sex with each other. For warmth.

Just for warmth. Yeah. But they affect. They don't like it because it feels good. They like it because it's like, God, I'm really warm. Yeah, they started doing it because it was like, they would have to snuggle up to stay warm and the dick would slip in

Well, then like they just started forming relationships with each other that whale fat and whale grease If you go to South Dakota like places like that everybody knows that it's like a known fact Cold yeah, it could negative 40 degrees I thought they're all in like There's Santa Claus's neighbor That's a kind of misconception Those are in America and they're gay as hell. They're like 100% of them are You're building an igloo where you're like gay shit. Yeah, there's a

Front is a glory hole. That hole in the front is a glory hole. How do they stay hard in the cold? Because they're so horny. They got Eskimo penis. And they're supposed to stay warm. Seems impossible, right? I swear to God. No, igloos actually kind of stay cute. You know when you're like, you grab an ice cube and your hand's a little damp and the ice cube sticks to your finger?

Yeah. I feel like that would just be your penis in a guy's ass constantly just like I'm gonna rip the skin back off Uh-huh igloos actually stay pretty warm. Igloos are warm Yeah, I've never understood how an ice insulation Insulation bear shit bear shit, you know about insulation making well fat candles Exactly you get one well fat candle and an igloo. I saw it on Survivor man. I saw it on Survivor man. You're just clapping some guys cheeks Friction cause a fire. Yes king shit. Mm-hmm

Stop running away from me Damn I've never understood the Eskimo culture. Oh little baby. Now you do, bud. I just gave you a little lesson. It's like just don't live there. Stop.

Yeah, it's time to move on. We have blankets. It is weird that they didn't like- And the home's not made of ice. You can move. Yeah, why don't they go farther south? Try to sit down. They like their culture.

It's creepy. All right, you gotta figure it out, Disco. Disco. You look- Disco. They like their culture. It's creepy. Alright, you gotta figure it out, Disco. Disco. You look- Disco. Aw, look at you. You little bugger. If every time you open the fridge, you just find wilted lettuce and moldy leftovers, it's

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These guys all thought something horrible happened to me because I didn't respond to their text messages until like 1 p.m. But it's because this guy got, Disco had like massive anxiety when Richie left. He has, they have to medicate him. He has actual anxiety. But yeah, the running goof is that Devon,

he was actually barking, not because he missed his owners, but because Devon was dissolving whores in the bathroom. Yeah. I was saying, Devon goes, hey, stop barking. Richie's not gone forever. And then he draws a longbow at a whore. And then he goes, but this whore is about to be. I killed him with longbows.

Yeah, yeah. She's got a sock in her mouth. He's talking to the whore. He's like, I hope you don't mind the dog. Anyway, there's a key inside of your stomach. And you have 30 seconds to get the key. Also, his longbow has like a 140 pound drawstring. So she hears like the

pales against the wall. And this coach is and it's harpooning a prostitute. Yeah, no, you fucking wouldn't. He I woke up at five a.m. because he was just jumping around and scratching and waiting and whining so then I went woke up I took him out to piss and then watched like TV to like 9 Driving your car on the side on Santa Monica Boulevard hitting whores on the sidewalk classic classic whore massacre cover my harpoon just came in the mail

ice manning whores just go we gotta freeze this horse the cops don't know when she died. I'm gonna dump her. Even if they ID the body, they won't know the timeline. It'll fucking spin them around, right? So, Disco, quick! We have to take her teeth out, alright? Burn her fingertips! Uh, man. Um, let's see, let's see. uh... uh... and uh... let's see let's see i don't think i don't think we go watch the thailand uh... the the plant the all

the time people i even with the background noise of so i think that it is yet i feel like it again and i think it's a big deal and you know the children the alittle wins fiance i didn't know when had a fiance or why uh... any woman would think he would be a loyal man But little Wayne's fiance claims he ended their relationship and kicked her and her daughter out of his house on Mother's Day She also alleges he has physically assaulted her in the past is now searching for a lawyer You shouldn't have to look for a lawyer for that. They've been together forever

They have yeah. Hmm. She's like a plus-size model. Oh, she's like a fat bitch. Yeah with a great face She's hot but then it all turns into like like Squidward's Krabby Patty episode. No, she's like a hot big lady. Okay Today and I am just recovering from surgery. I am five weeks out from a full mommy maker I can't even lift boxes but this man has his I'm a full mommy maker. I can't even lift boxes, but this man has his assistants and people coming to help people. Yeah, you gotta ask the question. What did she do? I guarantee she did something. Oh, she's probably been an absolute dumb bitch. I agree, I'm actually-

I'm suspecting dumb bitch activity. I instantly side with the lid. I don't know, is everybody siding with him? She served him a drink in a real cup. She gave him a drink and a real cup. She gave him water. She gave him water, yeah. That's what I'm saying. I don't know, I mean, what,

she's an idiot if she never got like, if she never like, you know, she was just with him, never got like a merit, never, you know, signed anything or? It's out today, like. Well, there is some law where if you're, common law, merit. Yeah, yeah. So, there is some law where if you're common law, there's common law.

Yeah. So, but it's like the lowest level of freedom, I think. I mean, look, she's retarded. I think. She was with him for the celebrity. Little Wayne looks like one of the last of us zombies. He looks like he finds... You look like you find Little Wayne in the woods

growing out of the ground. He looks like a ginger root. He really is. He looks like a human ginger root. Did you find him in Howard Stern's Wack Pack? Is that Beetlejuice? He looks... He looks like chicken of the forest.

He really is fucking crazy looking, man. He's nuts. I'm looking at Mother's Day through text. Like, and her birthday's next weekend. And I leave to new york this week no that's not his daughter fuck off that little man looks like a stud he does look like he does dyke yeah i got what you're saying he looks like he scissors yeah when i tell you he does look like he says he looks like he scissors let's uh rub our pussies. He looks like he had like a mastectomy. Yeah, he had top surgery.

Or he just tapes those bad boys down. Imagine Lil Wayne had fat titties. They'd been bandaging up for years. Big mammy titties. He tapes his tits down in scissors. That is what his face looks like. Being breastfed by Lil Wayne. I'm gonna un-bandage my big old titties and then you put your pussy on my pussy.

If y'all got lawyer recommendations please send them because... You're retarded. You know. Huh? Yeah I know he has today and How many plethora he's got girls being who be knowing how many plethora he does? Okay, I Love these guys always have women being flown in and then they get hit with like sex trafficking charges like like they're you know

Yeah, like they're actually running like a crime so put it in like a shipping container It's just to like whores on Instagram that he's like come to Salt Lake I'll buy you a plane ticket That is like a real ticket if you come suck my balls in Salt Lake City and all of a sudden they're on trial like They're fucking it's like they're in the cartel bullshit. Yeah, you can't get prostitutes from out of state and transfer them over state lines I think that's what they define prostitutes if you fly a gorilla from Instagram and you pay for a ticket, how do you define the pain? I think they're getting easy money to give her jewelry is that you gave her a gift.

Is that now they're like that sex? I don't know. That's how they got Chuck Berry, bro. They're getting a little Wayne now. They're not getting a little one. I'm just she's she just said like he has two women flying in and kick me out. He's trying to make room. She sounds like she's fat You the size of three bitches I've been nothing but supportive to this man loved him to the end of the fucking world, but Wayne literally kicked Damn, I mean you're with little Wayne. Yeah, you dumb bitch

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hands on and today today ah it's okay we about to go back to the house that we live in together with my fucking daughter and we're gonna see what really goes down because this is absolutely crazy and a new little daughter she looks half black the daughter it might be his daughter who knows who knows I don't give a shit about any of these people that get with a rapper yeah no you're an idiot. Yeah. Disco, come on. Disco. Disco.

Where should we wait for Joey? This video's kinda good. Oh, look at him. Here's our chewing wires in a minute, Disco. Look at you, what are you gonna suck my dick? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha The tug it guy with a dog. The dog's sniffing his garage. He's going, you gonna blow me? Wow! He's gonna rip me! Oh my god, this dog's gonna rip me!

You're horny! Alright, so this is one of those videos where just like, you know, retarded guys go to the street and they ask like, whores questions and shit, and so... Do you like doing anal? Anal? I never thought like doing anal? Anal? I never thought about doing anal until I got raped in anal.

Oh. Oh my god. Until I got raped in my anal. So no, I don't really like it. It's not really my thing. What the fuck? Anal. Sorry, have a good night.

I never thought about doing anal until I got raped in uh, anal. Wanna talk about it? Not really. I got raped, I don't know what you want me to say. At what age? Pah, hah, hah, hah! Two years ago. Look at his paw. How old are you in the time?

Take the video down for a sec. Disco doesn't care about how serious this is. Disco! Disco! Disco! Hey buddy! Ha ha ha, look at you. Oh you wanna play? You want to play baby a little antsy I'll take him out after this oh he wants to play you want to play yeah don't. Oh, you're the pup. As an oiled up, like, four foot, four foot Korean man. It's the death, it's short, it's short rounds of other things.

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I was thinking the other day of literally looking into getting a monkey and naming him Geppetto, but I think they do shit everywhere around here. They're terrible pets. I've looked into it. They're actually bad pets. My dad had a monkey for a pet. Why can't they figure it out? They seem to be someone special.

My dad had a monkey named, oh dude. Tell me about this. I didn't know about this I can't My dad in the 60s they had the back of boys life magazine You could buy like rare animals that because they're tearing up the Amazon jungle This is not just an insurance man. This is when he was a child. He was a 60s. Oh, it's daddy Yeah, my dad. Yeah, Mike, but my dad's brothers ordered a crocodile and they had a crocodile I can and then they ordered a monkey and the first one showed up dead and then they ordered a second They ordered a second monkey my dad says his older brother put on a dish glove and then reached in the box

And the monkey was like grabbed like biting his fingers. Oh my oh, yeah It was a capuchin monkey and they named it Sammy Davis, Jr My uncle was like yes, have you lived to be like an old monkey? They had to give it away to their neighbor. Who was this guy cat man Ray because cat man Ray would kill cats The owner of our pets My dad said cat man Ray is kind of retarded he would he would grab cat neighborhood cats and just swing him around Kind of retarded he would he would grab cat neighborhood cats and just swing them around until they're Dead cats he'd swing around so they were like so out of it. No, the cats were dead. He like bang him again

But cat man Ray really loved the monkey so they gave Sammy to the cabin Ray actually straighten that he straight cat Sammy Sammy would eat mealworms and jerk off all day All constantly is getting off and then a cat man ray. I don't know My uncle visited Sammy years later, and he said he had a little goatee and he's very chill and he's good While I think How long do monkeys live? A while I think. I don't know how much capuchins live. I don't know, because it's different for like smaller monkeys. I think like some of them die pretty fast, but gorillas can be 50.

So they're actually bad pets Joey, like they don't just like hang out and chill with you and like go to bed. No. Chimpanzees maybe. They just walk around shitting. Exactly. Chimps will kill you. They can be good pets though. Chimps can be decent pets for a while. For a long time.

They have bubbles. Actually they get like dementia don't they? And then that's when they freak out. No I think they freak out eventually. They're like good pets though. Chimps can be decent pets for a while. For a long time. Actually they get... They get like dementia, don't they? And that's when they freak out. No, I think they freak out eventually. They're like pimples. Based on like... Those pads. I think every tribal animal at some point will challenge the alpha. That's the thing. It's like wolves, chimps, at one point they will challenge you and you gotta get ready to like fucking box it.

If you get caught sleeping for one second, the thing will go like... And then it's like you got too comfortable with your chimp and like for whatever reason you turned your back to it It disrespected it. Yeah, it's maybe show your teeth in a bad mood. Maybe it's dehydrated and it's just Well, you know what a lot of the chimps the chimps that have like gone off on their owners though were like media chimps They were chimps that were forced into like the Nickelodeon circuit bubbles They were like they were they were very much like Drake belt chimps They were the Corey Feldman's of the chip. Yeah, like there's a lot that hole There's a there's a documentary each people like chimp crazy or something. It's pretty good and those chimps

Not all of them are being used for like media purposes. So sometimes they can be like fine I think forever But I think after a while they flip out based on like constantly doing things that no Chips ever done. Yeah, they have like that Caesar moment where they go like what? Yeah, it would be stick that of a pet champ you just like annually like square up with them That's what Michael Jackson did with bubbles constantly There's like videos of like apparently like people were around Michael Jackson's like bubbles A bite Michael Jackson Michael Jackson like do like a combo on him

Like old pension I saw Michael Jackson like squirreled with bubbles I guess you could D tooth a chimp and then it could just it could only rip you to shreds But they bite they're they're they have giant fangs. Yeah, I'll D tooth my chimp you hellraiser a chimp Yeah, he walks around like an old prospector. In the day, you become a fucking chimp! Let me out! Yeah, they'll tear you to shreds. I don't like that Orang-a-Tangs, I've heard, they'll tear you to shreds too. Like orangutans are so John.

We're proud. They're so Maurice. We're proud. We're proud. Every Maurice is a proud Maurice. You guys ever seen that video of the orangutans holding that group of photographers hostage? Yeah.

And they're standing there for like five, six minutes with their life on the line. These orangutans are just like, it's awesome. And they're just doing the big orangutan hands? They are the goofiest ones. I actually wanna pull that. to pull that let me try to I've seen the gorilla one where a silverback grabs a guy I'm like six feet grabs him by the ankle and just kind of casually Yeah, the guy goes 15 yards damn very quickly and everybody's just like Things rock and that's that big Twitter topic for a while like who would win and fight 100 black dudes or one gorilla

It's not black dudes. It's a hundred men Tweet was a hundred n words versus how well that guy meant that guy was tweeting was black I mean, I think that's people. Yeah, no, but he meant yeah, that's why he meant why ends Yeah, that'd be a crazy modern like gladiator match and like calls Yeah, 100 YNs versus one That's on Elon Musk takes over so this is these orangutans holding Being held hostage by an orangutan at Bukit La Wang jungle How'd they get this footage of me and look at him walk around like he's running a chain gang

around like he's running a chain gang that was crazy I guess he's holding a rifle and he's like getting them in line he's running like it's cool and Luke any eggs will fuck you up they will I've seen it'll fuck me because they have the gorillas working for the white people and you're like Oh my god. Yeah, I guess there's a couple words you want to say like you're the damn House girls Also the Tim Burton my Mark Wahlberg plenty apes That's a real dicey like casting and they oh, yeah, they cast Michael Clarke Duncan is like the big gorilla

I'm like can't Japanese casting. It's like they got Bob Sapp. I apologize for my transgress. It's all good man. You were doing the Cool Hand Luke's best friend. It was Cool Hand Luke. It was you were doing the guy who talks like foghorn leghorn. Yeah exactly. Hey, look at this. Move over here. Give us oranges. I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side.

I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side. I'm gonna go to the other side.

I'm gonna go to the tie or whatever I'm assuming time Whatever and all they're just like standing there just like no you just have to let him be Look at him hold on to his arm That's Jackie Jackie's I've given you that look a thousand times Yeah, I've given you that look a thousand times That's John trying to stop him from taking a bong in. Devin goes to the bong and he goes, no. Caesar wants bong.

No Caesar, no bong. Devin's ordering a whore, John's like Don't dissolve on the oil! Devin's ordering a whore, John's like... Hahahaha! Don't dissolve another whore! Don't kill! Don't harpoon hooker! A hooker! Don't kill! Hooker! Kopa! Whoa! Oh yeah, you're by the baby. Oh boy.

What is it? White, white. Don't show the orangutan. Oh boy. What is it? Uh, What what? Don't show the orangutan. It doesn't seem that scary, though. It just kinda. Yeah, I'm not, he seems pretty chill or holy hands. That's the whole thing with the ragged thangs

is they seem all John-like. But that is good point though. Imagine if John just had like a gun in his hand but he was like, he's just smiling, he's drinking a liquid bath, he goes, try this. And he goes, I don't want it, he goes, try it, he goes, try it.

That is true, like what would happen if the guy tried to take his hand back? I think they're the most, they're more dangerous than like chimps and gorillas act. Orangutans just pull you apart like nothing's happening. Look at his hand, like that is like a full grip. The fact that he won't let go is he's holding him hostage for more food They're into they're incredibly intelligent

He's not gonna let go of this guy until he gets as much fruit as he wants for him and his Boys, I'd full mount him. I'd let him keep the rest full mount him 12 to 6. Yeah No rules in the jungle. 12 to 6 in a random day. Yeah. Totally confident in your abilities. I would love to see you do that. You like this wrist?

Drag. Got your back. Rear naked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 12 to 6. This could be already full. 12 to 6. Jackie is holding me hostage for fruit. They have no regard for littering.

Look at all these white pieces of shit. They all look there they have no regard for littering. Look at all these white pieces. They all look like they. Oh, I'm so happy. Go fuck. I was an idea. I hope these are ragged. I hope one day the ragged things just go crazy on these fucking assholes. They don't respect the jungle. Ah, scratch it.

See, like, it's like a calm, like nice moment, but at any moment they could flip out and tear somebody's shreds eventually. In fact this isn't even the one I was talking about this is a different one. There's another one where a woman is like terrified and just having to keep letting the ragged egg hold her arm. It's amazing that's still like Brock Lesnar's grip is probably four times stronger. It's just fascinating how intelligent he is.

Like he won't let go of the arm, he just keeps grabbing more food. Lesnar's probably ten times stronger. Just break the wrist. Break the wrist. Here you go. Thanks, guys. You're not gonna look at that. Arm drag to fireman toss.

Fuckin' arm bar and orangutan. Arm drag to fireman toss Fucking arm bar and orangutan just snap orangutan's arm in from a 30 tortoise from 30 check Celebrate Stronger Fucking bar Here's the good hostage situation Wasted my fucking time, thought he'd be a lot stronger than that. Here's the good hostage situation. Cause it's a white woman. It's much more interesting. Come here!

And you know the white people are like, oh he wants to show me his phone! He wants to show me his little what! Meanwhile he's like, oh he's like, fucking holding the threat of death over her head. Because he wants a lemon. If I don't get a lemon I'm gonna rip you to shreds. I will fucking tear you. Pull you limb from limb. I will tear you up.

He turns into Majors from Magazine Dreams. I will crack your skull and drink your brains like juice. I will crack your skull and drink your brains like juice Hate those pants that white women wear when they go to like Thailand And look at the babies on his back. I think these are female orangutans. It's like biting her hand. Yeah, so she starts. Like a or, like a bing bong, don't, don't, don't,

don't, don't, don't stop, bing bong, I'm okay. It quickly goes from this, it goes from this woman's like little eat, pray, love moment, like traveling to being like, to being like, yeah, it turns into like midnight express pretty quick don't bite my hand off please not poke the orangutan's eyes you bitch

cream pie to the jungle by a water right please give the orangutan its Ong Bak statue back. Please. Yeah, but he want my hand. Let's invite it. Yeah, thank you. French people need to be banned from the jungle. She's French? We should, yeah, I can smell some French. You can smell it. Yeah, you can smell it.

They shouldn't be, Europeans shouldn't be allowed in the jungle anymore. They ruin everything. That's great. They're way I agree. They're way too comfortable They're way too comfortable. They cause Vietnam. It's horrible Go to your you know potato fields and shit stock it not letting go bitch smells her pH balances way off Yeah Descendant of fur trappers. Yeah Those I need another fruit or this bitch

out stop do it to create by another tourist are you love a jab an orangutan is that legal if I start biting my fingers I think self-defense probably self-defense rules apply but I think you'll be much more of a bigger world of hurt you ever much Yeah, you're now at war all animals are freaked out when you attack. I don't they freak out Bears freak out if you like well bears are lower intelligence. They're pretty smart. These are really intelligent They say if you bonk a shark on the nose a little group like just yeah, well, I can't bonk an orangutan on the nose You can't that's what I'm saying. Maybe you can, I don't know. Fireman toss and orangutan.

Sweep single. Yeah, yep. Toss. Backpack and orangutan. Ow, no. Yeah. No. This lady, she could do like a reverse cowgirl toss.

Yeah. Ow. Ow, ha ha. She's like, keeps looking back like, this is not cute anymore! And all the people in her crew are like, just slowly walking back to camp. Like, why is he... Why is orangutan... ...8 inches and thick...

...he has bone in the arm! He won't let me go! He's 8 inches and thick orangutan! How about loyal? They need to keep giving it for her, it will literally eat her arm off. Why? Oh shit, she's getting a double team Got to get spit-roasted by these orangutans. They sacrifice this white woman to the monkeys

Yeah, they did what if this is like a video Maurice is a Dumb monkey go back what a dumb a dumbass. That should be his own like video. That's amazing. Give me that one more time. That's great. It's like a Chris Farley fall. It's like the son of the mom and he like tries to grab her hand and then just falls off the cliff.

That was, she fucking tossed her. She tossed him. This bitch is sinister. grab her hand and then just falls off the cliff. This bitch is sinister. Yeah, that was on her bed. She needs to go. That was she has been all she's doing is typical white woman shit spreading dissent within the community and she is going to accuse. I mean, this is crazy. I'm so lucky. Look at her. She knows she did it on purpose.

He sounds like the monkey just folded her in half. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Start jabbing the monkey. I called the French. I called it so hard. Oh my god. So hard. She's gotta go home and put a fucking loaf of bread under her armpit. Well let's come on, stop.

You know I'm French. So now he's got two arms. You're the ones that left. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You distanced yourself. While you were French Canadian, like George said here. Look at this look.

He's like, this bitch mine. Yeah. He's, he's, he like, if they weren't there, she'd be dead, right? That's a female chance. That's John looking at a mayo onion. If they weren't, if like if they weren't there. She'd be dead right. That's a female chance That's John looking at a male onion if they weren't if those other guys weren't there this woman would be like dragged And if you don't understand how to deal with animal like like so these guys Fruit to keep giving the orangutan you get yeah and stuff like that Yeah

So there are people that like like Caesar Milan is able to do that with dog These guys are probably have gotten good with monkey behavior And you know raggedy behavior, so yeah She were out there by herself, and she didn't know how to properly de-escalate with this fucking you know beast I'm sure she'd be getting her skull would be Don't follow, don't follow, just sit, sit, don't follow the Jackie. Hey! Jackie? Jackie?

Jackie? Jackie? She's freaking out. Jackie? Don't follow, don't follow, don't follow. Jackie? Just sit down, sit down. Oh no.

I don't think I would keep calm. I think I would start freaking out. I would have been freaking out the entire time. I would have been punching in the face immediately The question mark kickin' right? Flashbacks of Kane, and I just fucking destroyed his ape. I pull hangers out of my back pocket whipping the ape in the face All the serpents are like holy shit. He just fucking killed that That was crazy, That was badass! We're on our way to get more melons, but you killed him!

Connor's like playing, we're at a pool hall. We've never seen anybody do that! We're playing pool with Connor. Connor comes back, he's like, Those orangutans are fucking dicks. We want to introduce our two favorite orangutans, Dane and Kane. Have fun! Connor is just freaking out. The Kill Bill sound effects going off my head. Ha ha ha.

It's about to rip her arm out of the saga. Whoa, look, it's kind of hyper extended. Ow, ow. Maybe she's double jointed. No, I'm not. No. Take it, take it, take it, take it. Guys, I'm not! No! Jackie, Jackie, Jackie, Jackie! Guys, jump in! Get more fruit, goddammit!

Guys, we need more fruit! Jackie, Jackie! They're trying to be horny about this. Yeah, they're into it. Let's see what happens here. It's a wild animal. No, I have nothing! This is when you toss it.

Oh, it's trying to buy her. It's trying to buy her. Yucky. Nanas, nanas. Nanas in chipa, nanas. Another banana. Here's what I did, John. I go, you got my wrist? Oh, you can sweep right now. I bring her in close. You got my wrist?

Yeah. And then as soon as we're like chest to chest I go pop down the hill here you guys finally let's go yeah holy shit is that terrifying off yeah it's terrible they're so fucking smart for holding a woman hostage for food like it's fucking amazing footage why do we Why do I ever buy food at that- I didn't like to do that. We should just go downstairs and just grab a- I'm gonna get- I'm gonna be like, Give me- Yeah, I want wings! I want wings!

And I'm gonna look under it. Be back! Be back! When LAPD comes by and gives you a big gulp. I know you. They're kidding. Give me another Dodger Dog. We- We do to- We it to Bridget at 33 tabs. Especially never letting you know.

Give me quesadilla. I think French people get killed abroad the most. You think so? Yeah, they're retarded. They'll just go hunting. I wouldn't be shocked. Every other week I hear a story about a French guy who's like, I thought I could just hitchhike across Afghanistan

Or the only reason I think that maybe you're wrong on that is because they're white There's trying to avoid in International incident with an ally, you know what I mean? Well, I'll tell you right now French former French colonies are dogshit compared to former British color There's like it's a noticeable difference, you, Indians definitely didn't kill the way more. Indians? Oh yeah. Cause they're expandable. Yeah, but they're getting like hit by trains and shit.

Out of the whites, easily out of the whites. The Indians are constantly getting hit by trains. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They have to jump off moving trains all the time. Well, there's so many videos I've seen where they're like making those like dramatic like hot boy videos and they're like walking along train tracks and and just clips one

Why don't we watch those? I read a story about a French couple that went Hiking in Papua New Guinea, which is probably the most dangerous place on earth Just full of literal tribal people who will still kill you and eat you and contact to try on con No, they're contacted, but like barely. In Papua New Guinea, it's like one of the most dangerous countries on earth. Murder and offense of witchcraft is legal. If you see a witch and you kill them, you're like, oh, they're a witch.

This couple was just hiking in the highlands of Papua New Guinea and they just got arrowed. The woman was raped and killed and the man ran to a local missionary with arrows in his body, and they thought that was just okay to do like Pompous I think they're pompous I think they think they that the world is different and that they can go to these places idealistic idealistic Retarded French there weren't French, but they were a couple a white couple from DC They live they had like government jobs, and they were like we're sick of working nine to five like regular government jobs and they were like we're sick of working nine to five like regular corporate bullshit jobs and we're gonna travel the country and show everybody that it's not that that it's all been fear-mongering and that like even the places that they say are dangerous

it's totally fine and I mean and they went to they went to Afghanistan and they took a bike ride down like a down like a like a road that's called like 300 yards in the airport it's called it's called you, it's like the most dangerous road in the entire Middle East or whatever. And they were like, we're here, we're gonna prove everybody wrong, we're gonna get on these bikes and they got on their bikes

and within like 10 minutes, like a Toyota pulled up and ISIS got out and like, just guilt stabbed them to death. Yeah, they're trying to mountain bike down on Kandahar Valley. Yeah, we're going to this place known as the Triangle of Death. We're going to ride our bikes.

They just get ID'd. There's actually a very good, this is a much lower stakes scale, but there's a very good body cam floating around right now. A bunch of French people come to America for a wedding. Can't remember the city, but they are loitering or they get like, trespass from a hotel.

Martender asks them to take a hike. And they won't leave. So the cops get called, the cops come, and they're like, yeah, so this is private property, you've been asked to leave, you have to go. And they're like, no, we are guests here. We are guests at the hotel. We have to watch that, please. Let's do it on the page.

Oh, let's do it on the page. Okay, God, I don't wanna see that. They all get arrested. Like three French idiots get arrested. They're all so hammered. And they're like, what is going on here? And they're like guys You don't fucking you have to learn laws if you come to America. You can't just do whatever you want

Yeah, it's it's crazy to see vicious like it's it's bizarre when he sees like Europeans who 200 years ago We're the most vicious people on planet Earth and now that the most delicate like Our correct everything'srected it's crazy they overcorrected alright folks love you guys love you guys love you all

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