Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Bloody Rogues
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🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers.
I'm a carnitas guy.
I've come across some recent developments on the Chipotle Reddit.
I saw that too.
Yeah, the double rice.
No, the bowls smaller.
The bowls are smaller now.
Oh, physically smaller.
I've had, there's some intel on the Chipotle Reddit
and workers there are saying
that they just got imports of new bowls.
Whistleblowers.
Whistleblowers, yes.
And they say the bowls are smaller
but make it look like it's bigger because the rim is wider.
Mm-hmm.
It's interesting.
And I will not stand for that. That's ridiculous.
Give them an inch, they'll take a mile. I mean, I just crushed a bowl before coming here and I'm
stuffed, so can't be that significant. I don't think you got the new bowl.
You might not have got the new bowl. This is brand new.
This is like the last two days. They haven't come in yet.
It hasn't hit us yet. It hasn't hit you.
They're going through the old bowl. The wave is coming.
Yeah, the economy hasn't been hit yet by the new bulls.
All right, yeah, I mean.
Absolute bullshit.
That is bullshit.
I keep seeing stuff too.
People on the reddits, everyone's people
are walking out mid-order.
People are throwing fits.
People are, I'm getting a lot of reports of,
many are saying that they are doing this thing
where you ask for double meat
and they give you just what's left at the bottom of the tin.
Oh my fucking god.
And then you stand there, much like Panda Express,
you go, and I'll wait for the fresh batch
of the orange chicken.
They go, no, we don't do that.
You get what you get.
You get what you get.
Yeah, and people are walking out.
What's this, Soviet Russia?
I will say the one right over here.
It's not okay.
They are very relaxed at their job.
Oh, that one. It's crazy
It's like it's sometimes I wait for like five minutes. They're like, what do you want? They don't care
I'm like you come to me and I order the food. They're like
They're annoyed at me for getting food there. Yeah, I went to a lovely one
It was all women working there like all big Latino women like fat Latino and they were just joking around us
Fucking door doesn't your tradition Chipotle. It is some fucking tortas in here. Torta edition, Chipotle.
I like going to Twin Peaks.
There's a midget dancing in the back.
No, the bar.
The bar!
It's a bunch of Latina women.
It's Twin Peaks, they have giant tits.
I don't know about it.
Twin Peaks is supposed to be Mexican?
Oh no, I'm getting confused with the biker thing.
Mexican Hooters, what's the place?
Ohos, I don't know, Mexican Hooters.
Ohos, tatas, cocks, ohos, tatas and cocks.
Yeah.
Let's call them Mexican Hooters.
I had to walk out of Loki today because of their line.
I was sitting there, there was one guy in front of me
and he was there for five fucking minutes
and I was sitting there,
I started doing dramatic stuff,
I was all histrionic. I was like drooling. Huffing and puffing. Yeah, I was sitting there. I started like doing dramatic stuff. I was all like histrionic
Huffing and puffing. Yes, huffing and puffing and then I finally it felt so good when I was like, I just go yeah
You finally take control of your own destiny. It feels good to take control of your own destiny
You know, you're not wasting my time anymore
A lot of problems happening in the fast casual world. Fast cash is
Flailing they're in a freefall right now and many are saying that Cava is gonna
swoop in from underneath. Who's Cava? You've never had Cava? It's like Mediterranean.
Mediterranean Chipotle. I don't like that. Fantastic. These tariffs are ruined in America.
I enjoy good Cava. I had Cava like three times a week in New York for like three years and I was like,
I'm sick of it now.
Over did it on the flavor.
It's too distinctive a flavor, you know what I mean?
Yeah.
You know what didn't take off?
Fucking Halal Bros or whatever the fuck.
Halal guys.
That shit just died.
Well, cause you have to be drunk to get it.
So they're just, they're waiting.
They're hoping people are gonna get it.
But remember when that one opened up
and we were all excited about it.
We were like 22. You want a brand?
On Wilshire in Koreatown. There's one on brand. The one on brand. We're all excited about it. We're like one of brand on Wilshire in Korea town
When it was right by me I would get it a lot we go all the time they're open till 4 a.m
Yeah, it's crazy. That's crazy, but I moved a mile away, and I've never gotten it you walked into it recently
It's like 28 days later in there. It's just like trash everywhere
It's like two people behind the counter that same one on Wilshire weird. Yeah
everywhere. There's like two people behind the counter. That same one on Wilshire. Weird. Had a big line all the time. K-Town sucks ass. K-Town is yeah. I really
hate it over there. It's filthy. It feels like a fake city. The area up next to
Staples Center is actually being really developed. Like there's a lot of like...
West Adams? No, the other side. Like so... Where LA Live is? Yeah, when you go LA Live. I love LA Live. LA Live is where you get la live is yeah when you go la live i love la live la
lives or you get the party started we never go there enough we don't go down there live tom's
watch bar come on yeah tom's watch bar tom's watch bar actually crazy that we haven't gone back since
that ufc it was very good very good a lot of seats there's a tv around your around your head
everywhere you it's like eating inside of a TV.
That's awesome.
It's like an Oculus bar.
Yes, the waitress was very horny.
You had a horny waitress.
Horny waitress, fantastic stuff over downtown in LA Live.
Pretty good food as well, Connor.
Okay, I love that.
Pretty good food as well.
Thanks, Devin.
Yeah, but if you cross Fig, just keep going.
So you know.
Cool.
If you cross Fig and just keep going
There's like a lot of little like fast casual places opening up nice coffee shops
Yeah, downtown LA loves to do the thing where it's like you want you want to fucking pop bottles and bowl
Yeah, you want to?
do
350 for bowling and pop a bottle of
Don't but maybe I'll go.
Cause maybe, maybe Kyle Kuzma will be next to me.
Sure. I love that shit. I live for that shit.
I love Topgolf. Unironically,
I think it's the best thing you can do.
It's so much fun. So much fun.
You order a- You order a Bottomgolf.
Hey.
That's what you do.
You can just find it.
Bottom.
Topgolf.
Hit the ball.
Hit the ball right in the corner. I like how you're trying to help your own game. I'm giving Top. Top gulp. Hit the ball. Hit the ball right in the clonus.
I like how you're trying to help your own game.
Yeah, yeah, no, I'm giving top until I gulp that cone.
That's what I'm doing.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know, the older I've gotten,
the more I'm just autistically,
like I need to put a ball in a hole.
Like I just love to put a ball in a hole.
I pool, top golf, bowling.
I just gotta put a ball somewhere.
You're retarded.
I'm retarded. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Well what you think was fun?
Broken your brain. I broke my brain and I
Like if I don't put a ball in a hole in the next five hours
I'm gonna do something drastic a ball in a hole. I need a ball in a hole
Yeah, your sense of fun has been butchered like a piece of meat until it's just ball and hold
What do you do for fun? Oh, I read. read. Yeah. I hang out. I take walks. Sounds gay.
He's trying to bring a ball and a hole. I quit the climbing gym. Too many trannies. What? No.
God, Jesus Christ. I just quit.
Oh, I'm sorry.
You're so retarded.
Sorry, I can't fucking sorry, dude.
Unbelievable. What about that had anything to do with stuff? What are you talking about? Yeah?
Fucking liberal Jim it just pissed me off if it was a go there the rock climbing Jim
I couldn't wear half my fucking I could wear half my t-shirts in there you couldn't wear
in there you couldn't wear your all my sleeveless tees are like incenses like Roy the vision fuck he ha fuck the law and like is in ski shirt this is fuck
liberals it's like my favorite shirt ever and I just can't climb that's what's
so annoying no climbing fucking rocks and you're like enough of the politics
yeah climbing gym.
Don't get on him about that, okay?
The older John gets, the cooler the shirts are.
Yeah.
Exactly.
He's got like edgy hot topic shirts,
but it's like 4chan hot topic.
And he's like, dude, I can't wear my fucking sweet shirts
at the gym.
Later guys.
Dude, the rock climbing gym like looks at me sideways
when I walk in with my peppy,
like kneeling on George Floyd shirt.
I remember Ruby Ridge shirt, dude.
I get some fuck in the trance.
Oh yeah, the Ruby Ridge was like baseline.
I could barely wear that there.
I was afraid somebody would call me out on it.
Yeah, Jesus.
I guess it kicks ass.
But just to be clear,
no one ever called you out on anything.
You just stop going because
In reality I realized I I've been I've been thinking about what you guys have said about me and I realized I
What do you mean? Devon's never said anything about you. I don't I don't go like I don't I I don't find I don't find anything you do
No, John kicks ass. I support everything you say. No, I'm too busy all the time because you're always talking about talking
I'm like I can't do that. I'm going to like a homeless Denny's thing this weekend. Sure
I'm always like doing something and I realized like literally what little me time I had I was spending walking and an hour
Round-trip to and from this bouldering gym and then just like he was retarded you were going to a fake fake rock
Yeah, go to a rock. They're real rock. Go to a fake rock. Yeah, go to a rock real rock
I just I started doing fucking push-ups and it's just I feel better
You guys tried water and push-ups, yeah, it's crazy you can just lift stuff in your home I just got one of those push-up boards and I do like 50 to 100 a day and it sucks lift your girl style though
I'm on use them. I might stop going to the gym
because I figured out a way to go to bed easier.
What is that?
What?
Look, because I can go to the gym and I do cardio
just so I'm tired later and I can go to sleep.
Now I just, I've been eating a fully loaded baked potato
like around,
like around like 10 PM.
Little hack.
Around midnight I'm like,
oh, this is just like a biohacker.
Biohacker.
Biohacker.
Biohacker. I think I am biohacker.
Sour cream and bacon bits in it.
And then I, it's like kind of healthy,
but it is still filling and shit.
You microwave it?
I microwave the baked potato.
That's such a great hack.
And then I put some cheddar cheese on it,
and then I do Greek yogurt, a lot of protein,
and then I put some ground beef that I cooked up on it.
And uh.
That sounds great.
Just chop some chives up, and then a bunch of A1.
A perfect dinner.
A1 on it.
Right to bed. Right to sleep.
Who needs cardio?
Who needs cardio when you have the fully loaded
baked potato sleep?
It's your melatonin.
And actually, I'm not kidding,
I got really tired one of those days
because I did it and then the next three days in a row
I ate it for dinner and I'm free.
And I'm getting amazing sleep.
Fantastic. You're like the billionaire, you know, like age expert I'm getting amazing sleep.
Fantastic. You're like the billionaire, you know, like age expert,
but it's just like, none of the tricks,
it's just a loaded baked potato.
Eventually enough, loaded baked potatoes,
I'll sleep forever.
Well, no, baked potatoes aren't even that bad for you.
No, they're great for you.
They're pretty low calorie.
They're just a lot of carbs, but it's like,
I don't think it's that bad.
It's the fact that it's like the more
the digested the potato, the quicker the glycogens
are gonna hit your system.
That's why you get that energy spike real quick.
Why are you doing butter and sour cream?
No, no, no.
No, you're giving yourself the itis.
That's why you're going to sleep.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're giving yourself an insulin spike.
Well, the best sleep I ever got was in high school
when right before class I would eat
a gigantic breakfast burrito and have a soda
and I would pass out in class and I was in like heaven.
It was like heavenly sleep.
So recently I realized why am I trying to like
do all this horse shit, this lifting and this running
and all the, and then I still am up,
I'm still up late at night, fucking watching The Shield or something.
I need to pass out.
Skip all the BS.
Skip the BS, hit the potatoes.
Five IPAs.
You pass right out.
Are we talking Russet?
You know, Connor, the older I'm getting,
the worse sleep I get from drinking.
Yeah, no, I sleep terribly when I drink.
I'm not having, I'm not passing out anymore.
I pass out and I wake up three hours later.
Pass out, you pass out.
I pass out. You don't sleep pass out and I wake up three hours later. Pass out, you pass out. I pass out. You don't sleep well.
But I wake up three hours later
seeing images of dead family members
that haven't died yet.
You're hallucinating.
Hallucinating, yeah.
Oh shit.
Yeah, I don't know.
Everyone sleeps bad when they're boozing.
Devin used to be convinced though
that that was the best way to sleep
And I actually have never been able to sleep well drinking
Like like a person yeah, you drink like a drunken sky that I know you're taking crazy amounts of bong hits
And you're jacking off of that coconut oil
You keep using
Antiquated insults.
You didn't have coconut oil on your coffee table recently.
No, I didn't.
And I saw it.
You keep making this coconut oil thing.
With a pop mark.
Yeah, with a pop mark.
Yeah.
And I jokingly was like, oh, were you jerking off?
And you were like, yeah, I just forgot to put it away.
You weren't getting back.
And then I thought...
This is not true.
This is a total lie.
I thought you were just using it for like I don't even know a hair thing
I don't know where coconut oil is you don't have any in the house
probably somewhere
Are you to look right in my eye and deny that I caught you jacking off with coconut oil
Yeah
I don't know what you're talking. I don't know what you're talking about.
I genuinely don't know what you're talking about.
Cause you forgot.
I used to back in the day.
He's a great fucking actor.
How long ago?
Great actor.
When was the last time?
Don't lie.
The last time I used coconut oil to jack off?
On your couch.
Oh, probably like fucking eight years ago.
No.
Debbie, when do you use the jack off now?
I like raw.
I like dry.
I like dry. I don't like, I don't like. When's the last time you used any kind of lube to jack up? I don't like to put the jack off now. I like raw. I like dry. I like dry. I don't like I don't like the last time
You used any kind of like the gutters. I don't like to know gutters up. I don't like the gutter shields
Yeah, I don't want it to be I'm a dry guy all the way to dry baby
Oh, we'll never lube that to take off my foreskin because of that. You know what I mean? It would be nice to have a full
Yeah, yeah, they're really Built in fleshless magma.
Let me ask one more thing and then I'll get off this.
Okay, Colombo.
One more thing.
One more thing.
Why did you have coconut oil on the coffee table?
I use coconut oil to cook with sometimes.
On the coffee table?
Why on the coffee table?
All right, maybe you got me here.
I fucking, thank you.
Thank you. You definitely jacked off a coconut. I fucking did. Thank you. Thank you.
You definitely jacked off a coconut.
For once.
Jacked off once.
Recently.
It's not a common thing.
I rarely use it.
Okay, sure.
You know, I probably-
Now nobody can trust anything you say because you just got busted lying.
I was lubing up the auto blow that we got for free.
A word?
Is that true?
That's what it was.
Yeah, but I broke it.
With the coconut.
You fucked it too hard?
I don't know.
It just got cracks in it.
I think I fucked it to them. Please stop.
I fucked it twice and then I was just like,
this is so insane.
You have to like assemble a bomb to come.
You're making the auto blow cry.
It's ridiculous.
There's so many steps to it.
But if we get them as a sponsor, it's amazing.
It is amazing if you're a huge.
Works but lasts forever.
You're a huge loser.
Indestructible piece of equipment.
If you're a gooner, it's great.
But no, Joey, drinking does help go to sleep
if you have like maybe two whiskies before bed.
Oh sure.
Something like that, but if you're drinking,
if you're like drinking, drinking, you're up.
I'm up.
Joey and I are both, we both get up.
We both turn up.
Some people, it's like a depressive and then some people get you up, but you don't stop drinking
That's really your problem. You don't really drink like an adult. I don't know you guys
I don't know how you guys like when we're out drinking then you go back and watch a movie
It's impossible to me that that I use me to yeah drinking. I
Don't keep drinking and I still live for that moment. It's crazy
Yeah, one of my favorite things on earth is being buzzed,
or you're drunk, and I've got my pal Joseph next to me,
and we are going head first into Casino.
I fucking love that too.
We're diving right into Departed.
We're due for another one of those.
And we act like we've never seen it before.
Look, I'm right there with you.
No, yeah, we're like, oh my God.
We go, did you catch that?
I go, what the heck?
Matt Damon, he's gonna see the envelope.
Dude, what, they work at a casino?
He's like.
He's like.
So the mob used to run Vegas.
So he's a Jew, third time he's a Jew.
Leo forgot to turn his phone off.
I love being the perfect level of drunk
where you're still like, it's not,
you're still remembering what's going on
and watching a movie.
You don't like that, Connor, you don't like that.
I don't like it because I'm gonna pass out.
Yeah.
At a certain level of drinking,
the only thing that keeps me awake
is stimulation from conversation.
So the second that people leave or stop talking. I'm out. You're very sensitive boy
Okay
You're a sensitive boy. You got a small neck. Everything needs to be perfect for Connor
Even when he's drunk his surroundings need to be perfect. You'd think the alcohol would help out him
No along with everything. He still doesn't go even hammered. I'm an erotic freak even hammered. He's like, uh, can we turn a fan on?
Yeah, I'm hot. It's too loud. I'm an erotic freak even hammered. He's like, uh, can we turn a fan on? Yeah, I'm hot. It's too loud
When I'm drunk you could I could be thrown into a
You can take me to Dachau
I'm high-fiving SS. I'm like where are we headed, Frans? This train is fucking fast.
Dude, there's like no, it's all standing room?
Oh my God.
Well, you have two elements to you that I don't have.
One, your voice pierces through bar sounds
and you are caffeinated by alcohol.
I'm getting sleepy and no one can ever fucking hear me
in a bar, it drives me nuts.
Car gets quieter. I get quieter because I'm screaming sleepy and no one can ever fucking hear me in a bar. It drives me nuts. The car gets quieter.
I get quieter because I'm screaming my head off, but my tone of voice just matches bar frequency.
Yeah.
So no one can ever hear a goddamn what I'm saying.
It's good, it's fun and good, but it also doesn't...
Like, the Lemon Party tours are difficult for me.
If we have a show the day after the same, like,
because if I'm up and I get the adrenaline and then I'm drinking, I'm like,
I don't know how people go to sleep.
How the fuck do you just go... I don't... Yeah, you get Lidesta. I'm I get the adrenaline and then I'm drinking I'm like I can't I don't know how people go to sleep How the fuck you just go I don't yeah, you're the best. I don't get it
You take drugs. Yes
Not narcotic. It's actually kind of a miracle drug
Lina's the head, baby. It's maybe a auto blow and Lina's
Anyway, what do you guys think about fucking gays having kids? Oh, I love these guys.
John, what do you think?
I love these guys. Daddy Moke or whatever?
Daddy Tom?
This is a whole running thing lately online, and this is online.
They shouldn't be able to.
I know, here's the thing.
Why? For the most part.
I think most regular gays should totally be able to have kids.
Lesbians too, I guess.
Regular gays? Regular gays, but like these gays should totally be able to have kids, lesbians too I guess. Regular gays.
Regular gays, but like these gays,
Oh no, those are not really regular gays.
They should do a thing where it's like,
both parents can't wear mascara.
Like that's a rule, you know?
The thing about these types of gays,
like let's watch the video for a second,
but like it's just, they're just too gay.
It's ridiculous.
Hell, you wanna throw me shoulders?
Oh my gosh.
And they adopted two kids,
and it does kind of feel like people stealing
like a baby rhinoceros or something.
I want child services to walk in right now
and say, okay, guys, give them back.
Yeah, they do feel like poachers in a way.
It does, it feels like they just killed
the last Tasmanian wolf on Earth or something.
By the way
Let me say this just to clear all of us right now. I
Think that two gay dads are usually better than a mom and a dad
Because think about it. You've got the leadership of men from double that
But one of the guys is probably a fucking fairy who who is who is who is better at being a woman than even a fucking woman.
And he can teach the kid the emotion and be there a daywalker.
Exactly.
So they're not affected by the hysteria.
They don't have hysteria.
But they're logical and they're effeminate.
This is the thing about these types of gays where it's just constantly gay.
The Ken doll gays. It wouldn't pass in any, like, I don't want,
I don't want a random baby being raised by,
like, you can't always be that.
It's like, I wouldn't want a baby to be adopted
by like an electrician that is constantly an electrician.
Who's constantly, like, if I saw a guy adopt a kid
and he was obsessed
with like fixing sockets and transformers and he's holding his baby but he's still like,
you're gonna electrocute the kid.
Even at a dinner party he shows up dressed in his uniform
and he's still tinkering with wires and stuff.
It's like this guy is constantly tinkering with cocks
even while holding the baby.
You have the outfit on of a man that is obsessed
with tinkering with dicks.
And that's gonna, that's why this shouldn't have been
on video, we should not know about these types of homos
having kids this much, because it's going to,
it gets thrown into the conversation,
and the zeitgeist of should gay people have kids,
which is a very antiquated,
retarded thing that we're even talking about now.
I thought we're over that.
But everything is going back like 30 years somehow.
But this is a different story.
And so these guys should be dealt with by a,
you know, a tire iron.
And a, you know, a couple of rope
at the back of a pickup truck.
We just tar and feather them possibly.
Every day online I see a conversation that I go,
I thought this was handled in like 1995.
Yeah.
But it's getting brought back now.
And then you see stuff like this and you go,
all right, well yeah, you guys are fucking
taking it a little too far.
I think of a hetero couple as this fucking obnoxious,
we'd have the same reaction.
Of course.
Yeah, it's sad on the, and also I mean also like, you know sexuality isn't
Profession they're just gay all the time. No, no, but these guys are acting like it's profession
They've been obnoxious queers. They constantly have the uniform on yeah
Yeah, you know and that's I think that's where it gets peaked like if this guy didn't have any makeup on he didn't have his
Backstreet Boys fucking haircut and his weird pants that have like pockets
Pockets for a dildo of the week or whatever the fuck they do. It's it's like it would be fine
I bet when they showed up to apply for the adoption by the way, they were wearing like NFL jerseys
Yeah, we just want a baby like like is that cool? Yeah. Right?
They have the beer drinking helmet on.
Yeah.
Duff.
We're here for our fucking kid, dude.
See, that would be bad too though.
If it was two slobs.
Oh yeah, that actually should have been like.
Imagine two fat gay slobs.
Oof.
But there's just no reality
where you have those two dads
that pick you up from school every day and you're not getting bullied
You're gonna get bullied relentlessly. No matter how progressive this country gets you can't those kids are getting know horchers
Maybe in a year, you know five thousand or something. No, we're going back
Unfortunate aspect of life, but it's a reality
so these two fucking insanely gay guys
should like know like it's you're they don't care though it's about them they
wanted to do it I want it they don't care about the kids it's the Bruno
joke a gay be let's get a gay be yeah these are all Ukrainian war orphans to
yes because there was a shortage of white babies for a long time and I think Let's get a Gabie. A Gabie, yeah. These are all Ukrainian war orphans too.
Yeah. Because there was a shortage of white babies
for a long time and now I think they're back on the market.
There was a shortage of white babies.
There was.
Yeah, there's all black and Asian babies
and I think whites are back on the menu.
You mean the ones that were being adopted?
Yeah.
Like the orcs and the white babies are back on the menu.
White babies are back on the menu.
What happens?
You got these little white babies.
They're like eggs Benedict, it's like on weekends.
Yeah, it's a brunch special.
It's the McRib is back.
Yeah, this baby's dad was killed by the Azov Battalion.
And now he's being raised by gay slash.
I just laughed so hard I gave myself a migraine.
Comes in rows of sleep singer right here.
I hope you have a good future boy.
I'm dying.
You just shipped in a cattle cart off to fucking gay slash.
Have fun with gay slash my boy.
They're creating a doctor dude. Fucking gay slash With gay slash my boy
The stomach boy carry on the family legacy
It's Craven the Hunter. It's the baby. That's so funny.
Zalinski made this happen.
This is his wet dream.
Oh god.
No, what we should do is for every like a patriot missile we send to Ukraine,
we gotta be like, well you have to have this happen to one of your kids.
You'll either kill your whole family or you let
these gay guys take your time. And bullet for bullet. We need white babies for gay slashes.
But I also want to give a special thank you to decorator Prask by Kathy.
So I guess that's the woman. I think he's the woman. Well the baby's saying man man man man.
Berrylicious arrangements their birthday party theme was my very first So I guess that's the woman. I think he's the woman. Well the baby's singing man, man, man, man.
Berrylicious arrangements, their birthday party theme
was my very first birthday.
No man, you need like Seattle, like Patagonia wearing
like, you know, young professional gay guys.
They could raise the kids, older gays.
But like, this is like fucking, the revolution's over.
Yeah.
No need to be this gay constantly.
Every morning you wake up, it's the first thing
on your mind is your identity, like I'm gay.
My neighbor is a single gay dad
with like a 15 year old son,
and they're the happiest looking father son.
That's cool as hell.
He's cool as shit, yeah, he just dresses normal,
acts normal, he's just very gay.
Nothing wrong with it.
Single gay dad though is pretty wrong with it. Yeah.
Single gay dad though is pretty nuts.
That is interesting.
Yeah.
I wonder if he's like divorced
or it's always been like that.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just got his own kid.
Well that's the thing, it's like these guys
have on outfits that they scream,
like I don't need to, I don't care
what that dad does in the bedroom.
He's a human, who gives a shit?
But when you wear clothes and act away
and have the makeup and all the stuff
where every waking second you say, I fuck ass, every day.
Every second of your day is consumed
with letting everyone around you know.
You take it in the ass or fuck in the ass?
Like what happens in the bedroom?
What if I wore clothes to say like,
I come on tits and eat fucking, I love eating women's ass.
I chug with coconut oil, like leave it on my shirt.
My outer blow is people.
John would ask you where you got it
and you would want to wear it to the rock climbing gym.
People wouldn't let kids be raised by straight couples
if they were, if they were, you know,
if they wore outfits that said to the world,
like I fucking choke her
and bash her head against the kitchen sink.
Well, that's how I come.
That's how I like, and she loves it.
She wants, she's understanding
that that's the only way I can get off.
Exactly.
I think this fruitiness is even potentially,
potentially manageable.
I think the social media component of it
is what makes it a little way too much.
Like if they were this gay,
but then they were just like, they went home
and they were like, okay, do your homework.
And like, you know, blah, blah, blah.
That's fine.
But it's like, as soon as I see you being this flamboyant
and you're signaling it on social media
It's like I don't I'm not signing those papers to find the adoption guy. That's all I'm saying
Yeah, watch keep a close eye on this guy
There was a story there was a story not long ago of a gay couple kind of like this don't say it
There was a story not long ago of a gay couple kind of like this don't say it
Happens all the time fucking the kids happens all the time. It's just getting homophobic happens all the time
The reality of a situation just bringing these things up back to back making this story up becoming homophobic I made that up. There's also been stories of straight couples killing their kids
So it's like what do you want you want your kid to be fucked or killed? What's that?
Jesus you want to feel really good or never feel again this is your two options it's kind of your choice these days you know
fuck you fuck their kid that's the reality we face now sadly
You're at the adoption age seen they're like, okay, so this baby's it to fuck or kill
There's two checks it goes fucked or killed and I'm sorry
Fuck but is fucker kill I can't stand her she's so good. This is like AI.
I mean they're living in like Wonderland.
Why are they so rich?
What do they do?
They must be huge on social media. Finally, go back for one second.
Checkers board instead of a chess board.
Pieces of shit.
Queers.
No, that's some fucking, that's like candies or some shit.
Sorry, that's my bad.
Sorry, that's homophobia, just rampant through my brain.
Our checkers player scene is like gay in the chess scene.
No, they're the dumb ones.
They're dumb, yeah, and I guess gay. Yeah
Sick tries sick tries good definition good sinew on this man good delts great delts
Stray Asians
Strayations. You could tell he's hitting some rear back cable flies.
That's a lot of vascularity.
So actually, I flip my opinion on this.
They should raise my kids one day.
That kid's gonna be shredded.
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But yeah, what are you gonna do, you know?
Yeah.
It's a complicated situation.
God bless that couple,
and I hope that they raise those kids right.
Shannon Sharp's being accused of rape for like the third time.
I mean, listen, I'm right there with you, Shannon.
It's happened to me, thousands of times but Shannon Sharpe's like 65 years old and he
Is he really that old? Yeah and he's a 19 year old OnlyFans model with a
white girl with a gigantic ass with a beautiful big ass. Can we see the ass?
Can you pull up the ass? Not nude obviously No, I mean, I don't know.
That's her from the front, but she's got a fantastic ass.
You can tell she has a huge ass, huge ass white girl.
One of those girls is, yeah, it's like that was her version of like
when white girls like their version of like a white guy, like wearing like baggy
pants, like to try and be like black.
White girls get a fat ass.
Yeah, but she's got a great ass, but she's accusing him of rape,
but they're saying sources close to Shannon say his rape
was purely consensual BDSM arrangement.
His rape was consensual.
It was a consensual BDSM arrangement,
meeting for rough sex about a hundred times from late 2022.
Yeah, you can't argue rape
if you've had sex with him a hundred times.
Yeah, that's the thing.
But he's on the audio saying,
I'm gonna choke you in public, shit like that, but it's like, I don't buy it, but he's on the audio saying like I'm a choke you in public shit like that
But it's like I don't buy it, but he's being asked to leave ESPN. He seems like a sweetheart
I do like Shannon Sharp, even though he's a big LeBron guy, but uh
He he he told the plot to green mile. He posted his statement. He accident. Yeah, it is this it's like a bit of a green
He posted his statement and he accidentally. I'm tired boss.
So he.
So he.
So he.
So he.
So he.
Statement is opening up his hands.
There's a live mouse inside of it.
It's flies shooting at her.
It's a live mouse inside of it.
It's flies shooting at her.
Don't turn the lights off.
Don't turn the lights off.
Please.
Please.
Please.
Please.
So the funny thing about this is that he,
when he released his statement,
he stupidly uploaded the text message
that he sent to his team.
Like should I post this?
Instead of writing it he posted the text message.
You go no tap always.
So that looked bad because my statement is found here
and that is the truth, the relation is 100% consensual.
But this is like his third one.
But listen, the white women will ruin your life
Hmm. I didn't know about the other ones. He's got a couple more, but he's always been he's always evaded it
And I don't think he's three is a lot
I don't think he's a right for you three is a very you'd be thrilled with that's a weakness is an army hammer situation
I could he Shannon should talk to me
He doesn't seem to understand you send goons to her house
and intimidate the victim.
It seems obvious.
Well, he's confused because he thinks he is the goon.
You mean like he's the muscle.
This is honestly just another case of fucking,
people are trying to take down big black men.
And it's a common theme here where,
and I don't know why we so consistently go,
yeah, they're a rapist.
It's like, do we not have a history in this country
of famous, or just not even famous,
just black men getting falsely accused of rape?
Also, some of them I guess have raped, I don't know.
But, what?
Some, some, but this is Shannon's, Shannon released.
Some of them decorate the walls of the studio.
Oh.
Hey. So I'm kidding.
Patrice O'Neil and Kobe Bryant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Falsely accused of rape.
Yeah, both of them.
Yeah.
Well, Patrice was falsely.
Yeah, so was Kobe.
Oh, yeah.
You know, Kobe's accuser.
I was just making a damn joke.
Kobe's accuser said to friends,
this was counted by like eight friends of hers
that saw her at a party days later,
that she was telling people she wanted to use the money
she was going to get to buy a koala bear and fake tits.
So just you do with that.
Is this her way of dealing with the trauma?
Oh, we know the whole thing.
And she also had-
She's dealing with trauma.
By the way, she also had sex with somebody after-
Devin is so easy to bait.
He said this a thousand times.
I can't stop it.
Nothing bothers me more on earth, actually.
Well, that was Connor who said it.
I go on, when I see a 14-year-old kid on Twitter
say some shit, and I spiral,
and I go back and I read the whole court case.
The amount of videos I see.
I lose my mind.
The amount of tweets and videos I see where it's like,
yo, who's the most underrated NBA player of all time?
And they're like, they're gonna get mad at me for saying it,
like just saying it's like Kobe Bryant.
I always had this like urge to send it to you,
but I don't wanna send you off.
He is underrated.
No, overrated.
Oh, overrated.
Yeah, who's the most overrated?
Yeah, that's like a nine-year-old.
Yeah.
Yeah, come on.
Now you're just trying to piss Devon off.
He's a nine-year-old.
And then you see those things said on the internet
and you go, there's not enough school shootings.
Anyway, let's keep it going.
So Shannon Sharp here defending himself.
Family, friends, supporters, and colleagues,
I want to speak to you directly and from the heart.
This is a shakedown.
I'm gonna be open, transparent, and defend myself
because this isn't right.
This is all being orchestrated by Tony Busby,
who has targeted Jay-Z.
Tony Busby targets black men.
And I believe he's one of the losers.
I'm in talks with Kirk Metzger, who is on my team.
They tried to make me look guilty.
I got Kirk Metzger on Facebook,
wiling right now in my defense.
Tony Busby apparently is the same lawyer
that had those crazy claims about Jay-Z
like a few months ago.
So when Tony Busby's on your team, nobody believes you.
That really just came and went.
The Jay-Z thing.
The Jay-Z thing, yeah.
Because so much of the narrative around that was like,
yo, this is the first of many.
Like everyone's like, I don't care if this one's true or not.
Like he's definitely done that before
and then it just completely dropped in.
I think Jay-Z's too boring to have fucked children
or done anything like that. I, I think that case got dismissed
He doesn't get it. No, I genuinely don't I think you got aggressive. It's not in his DNA
I don't I don't think he doesn't get that thing
Abstract enough to be caught up in that
Now a genius like Kanye God knows what he's been a part of.
But Jay-Z's playing the ones and twos too often.
Jay-Z's just so, what a snooze vest that guy is.
Good God.
I love Jay-Z too, but yeah, I don't think he's a rapist.
Busby's a fraud.
Let's face the facts.
Busby's a fucking, and his name's Busby.
Are we kidding ourselves?
He's like an ambulance chaser, but he's a he's like a rape
Chaser yeah, yeah big black man. He thinks her dumpsters and looks for rape kits and then he goes to their house and oh
Hey, my name's Tony Busby
Yeah
Every stereotype you could possibly imagine that video should actually be ten minutes or so so basically
So that's the funniest part. That's yes that he says like no no no we fuck for ten minutes
We fuck for ten minutes not thirty seconds. Yeah that rule release the whole tape. Yeah, so so they're I hope that also Shannon Sharp
Was wasn't he on like Instagram live like a year ago. We heard him Connor broke that on this shit out of
He's growling he was crazy. Yeah, it could have been this lady could have been that sound like BDSM
Yes, we sounded like some BDSM. Mm-hmm. What does BDSM stand for bondage? Yeah bond bondage bind
Torture kill sadomasochism Bondage, bondage, bondage, bind, dominate, bind, torture, kill.
Sado masochism or something.
Yeah, bondage domination,
sado masochism.
Mass spaghetti meatballs.
That was always my favorite joke.
Cause I love SNM, spaghetti and meatballs.
Buddy Jordan told me that one.
That's a lovely one.
That's a nice one.
That's a lovely one.
Yeah.
Hey Tony, instead of releasing your edit,
put the whole video out. I don't have it, or I wouldn't myself. Yeah. Hey Tony, instead of releasing your edit, put the whole video out.
I don't have it, or I would myself.
You know what happened,
and you're trying to manipulate the media.
He's definitely more upset that the public thinks
he busts in 30 seconds.
He's very upset about it.
So funny.
Played through the day at her invitation,
and now back.
I think he's finished though actually.
I thought when this all came out,
I thought it was gonna be like fine for him,
but like I think he got,
I think ESPN is like not gonna let him back
We still got club Shasha three accusations is a lot and the lady is like a
successful
Only fans chick so she doesn't need the money that much
They got a bubble that pops they got like a half-life of two three years and they're done
I don't know they can make millions of dollars in those two three years. They're. Yeah, but they don't have a fucking you know also been on drag and do well the biggest thing
I don't fucking know I don't know dragon dildo
Yeah, like all those women there like dragon deal the fucking roof fake tits and a koala, and then they're broke
We look not now so this is badass yeah, okay., okay, she's fine. Look at her, she's-
She'll be quite okay, an OnlyFan.
Yeah.
And Shannon Sharp definitely did it.
That calf muscle's insane.
She's not lying.
I know that now.
There's not a chance in hell-
She's an innocent angel, I love it to death.
This person is lying.
The judge, okay, she's held her in jail.
She might be lying, she might be lying.
I can freeze him and break him, I saw her ass. I heard she has, that's her face name is an ego innocent this person is not lying
Honest name. Lying bitch!
Honest name.
I love you, I love you.
You bitch!
Fucking white whore!
What's she watching?
Honest, honest angel right there.
Trust her with my life.
She's still watching.
Trust you with my life.
Shannon Sharp is a violent black man!
You lying whore?
Lying fucking racist bitch!
Shannon Sharp was not raised right because of his community
and he's a rapist!
He's innocent! You fucking harlot lying cunt you!
It's in his DNA, Shannon Sharp, it's just they're built like that, you know?
You're an abused angel
You're an abused angel can't believe he fucking hurt you like that
If I get my hands on Shannon Sharp, I'll kill him myself. I swear to God I'll do it
Do one more up Leave him alone, you fucking lying whore! Ha ha ha ha!
Why does she have like an old digital camera, too? It's hot now.
That's sexy.
Yeah, that's what they all do.
I like seeing the Polaroid ones.
I didn't know you could just get them.
Those ones with actual lenses in them
are better than just very straight up digital cameras.
So go buy those online for photos.
Hey listen, I'm thinking my lucky star, she has that high def right now.
Go back to her ass.
Oh, Jane Doe again.
Again this bitch.
Slutty as hell.
What is?
Slutty as whore.
Her legs are open all over town apparently Jane.
But yeah, so whatever.
God bless you Shannon, but you know, you are 65.
You probably shouldn't be banging
fucking OnlyFans models at this age.
Well, that's fine.
Why not, though?
No, that is okay.
You just can't rape him.
He's not raping.
I, no, he's in a rough sex.
You saw that ass.
You can't say like, you can't get involved
in a BDSM relationship.
No.
Yeah, you can.
I think that's fine.
Don't film it.
If you're doing BDSM, you have to have like a, you have to have like a like a like a you have to have like a contract set up
with like an escort or something. Yeah. Yeah. If you're this famous, he just made a hundred
million dollars. He was an escort. It sounds like no, she's an independent. She does escorting
on only fans, but she's paying her. He's paying her money. Sure. But there's no contract.
There's nothing in place. Spots is at home talking to Shannon Sharpe.
Yeah.
By the way, Spots, you're finished, by the way.
I just recently read up on your industry
and you are done for, buddy.
Spots, you're dead, buddy.
I'm so sorry.
Spots, you're done.
They're coming for you.
We tried to warn you, man.
I tried to tell you that night
because our pal, Spots, your butler, Spots,
he works for the OnlyFans industry.
He's like a fake guy.
He's like an Indian call center guy.
He's a professional Indian.
He goes, yes, yes, yes, your dick looks good, oh yes.
His company is the one, they're the ones who respond,
they're pretending to be the women at OnlyFans.
Yes, if you're out there, you have an OnlyFans subscription,
you think you're talking to a lady, you're not.
You're talking to Spots.
You're talking to Spots.
You're talking to a butler.
You're talking to a,
Spots is getting you rock hard, you're coming to Spots.
You're talking to a wonderful man who's a little chubby
and has a neck beard.
You're talking to a beautiful cherubic man.
All right?
Great tux.
Getting you off.
Great tux on him.
Who looks great in a tux.
What if Spots?
Spots, we might need you for the 200th ep, by the way.
We're hanging out at Spots, and he's like this.
Let me go, what are you doing, Spots?
He goes, oh, I'm just a cute, I'm saying Shannon rapes me.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha ha. This girl's AI generated. doing spots he goes oh I'm just a cute I'm saying Shannon raped me this goes AI
generated it's a creation of spots I'm talking to Buzz B right now we're gonna
say Shannon raped me. Spot starts crying he's like it was just the worst night of my
life. But yeah Butler spots his whole industry is maybe only one only one company, but yeah, they're catching on.
The retards are catching, the horny retards,
they came and they got some clarity
and they're catching on.
Well, so what happened was actually OnlyFans
is the one getting sued.
Scumbags.
But so yeah, we met Spots recently
and he told us that his job is like,
the company pretends to be these whores and OnlyFans.
And then Connor the whole time was like,
dude, I think that's fraud.
And then Spots was like, dude, no, it's not,
shut up, man, shut up, shut up, it's fine.
And then a few weeks later,
we find out that a bunch of like,
it was a class action,
a bunch of these guys jacking off to the OnlyFans,
just got together and they're like,
that wasn't really her.
And they're suing, but the spots isn't in trouble,
it's OnlyFans.
It's OnlyFans, okay.
But then OnlyFans will then put a crackdown on-
Yes, that's true.
So his industry is still-
But then these whores will have nothing,
cause like this, these people can't,
like they're not gonna respond all day,
they're getting millions of messages.
So what does, I mean, it's,
I actually like to see that there's some, you're getting millions of messages. So what does, I mean, I actually like to see
that there's some, you're gonna have some hiccups
in that pussy operation that you're doing.
The fraud just needs to be a little quieter.
You can't have a company doing it.
You just get your own Filipinos.
And then if somebody accuses you of not being the one,
like okay, brew it.
Get John done.
Yeah, just have five Filipinos.
They're finished, they're finished.inos You can't it's pussy fraud I want you to subpoena rag man then
Chum down a rag Don
Cham Don and Dagmere and
Dong makes Dagmar look like
and uh, Dagnar.
Shandong makes Dagmar look like
whatever the other name was.
Still like my favorite sentence of all time.
Well, that's it.
Okay, did you see I see this uh,
Chandar?
So did you see this Indian guy
throwing a fit at the hotel?
I did not.
Well, okay, real quick.
I just, Twitter wants you to know,
the individual involved the altercation is Sri Lankan,
not Indian.
Okay, Indians, stop reporting.
Island Indians, that's what they are.
Right, whatever.
What is it, Sri Lankan and Indian,
it's like Puerto Rican and Dominican?
Yeah.
It's like, come on.
They're Indians.
They're like kind of Asian Indians.
You all take the trash out in the flip-flops we get
He's really upset because the toilet flushed in his room
He's fucking furious. He goes, where did my gem go? You go find my gem right now!
You go down! You go to the top! Where did my gold go? Really, nothing makes an Indian tourist more upset
than waving goodbye to the love of his life. Shreelog. Which is his shit.
He goes, you expect my wife and my kids where I went? Huh?
It's gone! You go get it!
The whole family starts crying.
Really? They're behaving.
You're on Christmas!
He was about to bring them into the bathroom.
Hey kids, look, look, look, look what I done.
He wakes them up early.
He's like, shh, shh.
He hangs, he hangs from the door like missiles.
No, I have nothing for my family.
Motherfuckers.
He wakes his kids up for him and goes,
Merry Christmas.
Come, come.
Oh man, that really tickles me.
You leave Selium Husk out for like Santa Claus
the night before.
Ha ha ha ha ha!
How?
I'm not with you!
Let him go!
Let him get you!
Bloody Rogue Rocks.
You know what's so funny?
Bloody Rogue!
Bloody Rogue Rocks.
You stole my turn!
I genuinely forgot that's not the reason he's mad.
What?
I convinced myself that's the reason he's actually mad.
It makes sense.
Yes.
When we got back to this I was like,
yeah, Kibble is so mad, he's so mad about his turd.
He's so mad that they stole, he bloody thief,
means you stole my fucking turd.
You stole my bloody turd.
That's worse than you steal, it's like a man,
it's his wallet.
You stole my bag!
Somebody stole his wallet.
I think I'm losing my shit.
My point of dependence, we have to stand up for the world. You give me one of your turds. I
Give me one of your touch
He's got like ultrasounds of his turd they've been waiting for it. He's like, where is my little boy gonna be?
His wife is putting her ear to the stomach.
He's like,
capturing his farts in bottles
and like putting a little free wee.
They have a height chart in the house for the turd.
The kids are just giant turds.
The kids are running out in Nike dunks.
Oh, it's so, I guess, racist.
I don't know.
What?
What?
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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I saw the thumbnail. Yeah, so what what what do you think it really was? So it sounds like they're demanding money. So I think they're they went
Because sometimes hotels will make you like give you a car and say, okay, you're like we get a deposit later
Yeah, and then but that's like it's like out and it got declined for the total amount and then they were just like
Give us the deposit back. I'm guessing
Yeah, yeah
He's showing people his toilet cam
When you people leave the house they like instead
of checking on their pay if they've walking talkies
like a shot of the church getting flushed down
look at it disappear! Look at my shaky monitor! Where did he go?
some woman walks in with a baby bjorn a giant shit niche. She's like don't worry. He's like oh thank god!
I found him!
He's been in search of Liam Neeson from Taken to find his turd.
I have a special set of skills!
I don't know who you are.
Whoa, he's animated that's a hysterical bird he's barefoot in the lobby like hysterical Sri Lankan man. Yeah
Why do any guys always say bloody cuz it's a bread
Yeah, yeah.
But this guy is like not.
He's Sri Lankan.
But he's not been a part of any like British people
in his lifetime.
I have imagined because he's staying at a hotel
that night he was probably educated by someone
from the UK to, especially when speaking English.
They got passed out.
Oh yeah.
Yeah, that's what happens.
You'll get like weird, I'll meet people that like
from like third world countries and they have like an Australian accent when they speak English because their English teacher
It was right right right interesting. Yeah
What was the baby that was stolen the famous baby the limber limber baby?
I had his head cut off or something right this was this was his limber
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It's so sad Indian women have to sleep with Indian
Women seem like like complete angels. They're like gorgeous. They're oh, yeah They're pretty good. They're all pretty hot and like they seem so awesome and like Bollywood like actresses are yeah fucking incredible And then all the men are
these diarrhea eating
They also have the smallest penises in the world, you know, they have special condoms in India in India. They do, they have tiny, yeah, yeah.
He's got everything.
He smell like shit, tiny penis.
Yeah, the Indian men, they wear like-
Oh my life.
Jasmine shit.
Indian men wear like cough drop wrappers
as like condoms and shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I just, every time, I mean, look at this this angel and she's dealing with all like
it's like you're born into I mean this guy's being calm but like boy it's born
in the shit it makes me have a freak out in a hotel lobby Bloody fool! Coming to... I will break you.
Oh yes!
There was one who would break first.
Your spirit or your asshole.
Big for...
What was the line?
Big for you?
Nevermind.
Play the thing.
Just this terrible bane tangent.
Where are you? I
Think this guy can't comprehend
He like charged up for like 30 seconds. He's like give me a second. He went super safe
I don't think he can comprehend the idea of we take your deposit then we give it back. Yeah, it is
I think that's like he doesn't understand a hold on a car. I don't think I understand the whole I think that might be what it
I really hope it's that cuz he's cut. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think he understands things can be held
Cuz he's caught because he's a part of I don't think he understands things can be held.
Cause he's a part of a culture that is constantly
evacuating themselves.
Nothing is held.
Oh, and these poor, these poor Koreans
working for the Hilton Korea.
Is this Malaysia?
Hilton China?
No, this is Malaysia.
I'm gonna say Singapore actually. Singapore actually just Chang right there. Yeah
That's just a beer well, I mean whether somewhere somewhere Asian I want to say it's Singapore that's Chinese I see like they're Chinese down there
Here's the thing too, it's like I these Frandes people probably hardly speak any English.
No, they have no clue what's happening.
So they're so confused.
No, this, yeah, this is...
It's two people whose first language is not English arguing in English.
Yeah.
It's an incredible scene.
Yeah.
Is this Singapore?
I don't know.
You know what you have to do?
Listen, I tell you what you have to do, alright?
If you have done this mistake, what you have done is a very, very, very good mistake, okay?
If that's the case, you have to do it.
If you have done this mistake, what you have done is a very, very, very good mistake, okay?
If that's the case, you have to do it. If you have done this mistake, what you have done is a very, very, very good mistake, okay? If that's the case, you have to, right? If you have done this mistake,
Gotei has done a very, very, very good mistake.
Okay?
If that's the case, you'll refund the money for all of our bookings.
For all of our bookings.
That's not how it works.
I already put on your shirt.
This guy, by the way, he's got a great work- greatest dad ever shirt on.
That rocks.
He's really proving it. He's really proving it.
He's really proving it.
He bought, his mom, his wife bought him for that after he took the shit.
Devin, go back five seconds.
He just left the...
She's like, I have to go for you!
That was the baby shower kit.
What'd you, what'd you?
Just go back, you missed the great line that he just said.
No, no, you were good there.
I heard it was a bad review on your bloody thieves already put a bad review on you! Bloody thieves! Bloody rogues!
Bloody thieves you!
Bloody rogues!
What does rogues mean?
Like a dastardly man.
Like they're like CIA or
they're spies.
Oh, rogue would be like someone who's like an outlaw back then.
He's calling them a thief. That's awesome.
I like how he's warning the outlaw back then. It's very funny. He's calling him a thief. That's awesome. Hmm.
I like how he's warning the other people.
He is.
He is.
Turn back in the home before I turn in.
He's Paul Revere.
He is barefoot in the lobby.
So that's not a great place.
Not a great look.
Not a great, he must've just cooked.
Yeah, he must've just stirred with his feet.
He just stirred.
Yeah, he's making bolognese. Sorry guys, he's barefoot. He's making bolognese upstairs. He must have just cooked He must have just stirred with he just stirred
Barefoot he's making bolognese upstairs. Yeah nail masala
He's just yelling at all these businessmen that they don't care at all Yeah, I would I would lose my mind if I walked into a room and that was happy. I would I would fuck
I'd be so happy. Oh my god. I would jump for joy. I'd be like for joy I'd walk in I go am I a part of the history right now?
Hugging each other we're like dude hysterical indeed man screaming at Asian people that don't speak a lick of it
We drop to our knees we start crying
Fuck it's beautiful
I'd love it if you ran me like that
They took twice from my card, oh there's a white guy he's in heaven. Bloody Rogues. Unbelievable. I think Bloody Rogues is a fucking safe name for the app.
Bloody Rogues.
That's incredible, man.
Did he overreact about the situation?
No, no.
Absolutely not.
That's the question on Twitter.
I'm gonna vote no, he didn't.
No, hell yeah.
What the heck?
That's crazy.
Bullshit. The biased voters. No one ever replies to tweets anymore. I'm gonna vote no he didn't know That's crazy the bias voters
No one ever applies to tweets anymore, it's it's just spam ads. Yeah, I'm gonna find the actual reactions into it's all fake
Yeah, my favorite thing on the most annoying thing is when people go like this scene
This is one of the greatest scenes of all time. Yeah, and then no one says the name of the movie. Yeah. It's also always a bad movie.
It's like a Netflix original movie.
Yeah, every time I look at Twitter,
I don't even know why I'm there anymore.
It's just like a worse Facebook.
Yeah, well I know why I am there.
Porn?
The racism.
No, it's an awful place and it's rotting everyone's mind.
And I get it, I'm addicted to it.
I can't stop watching like woodworking videos
and glass blowing videos. Well the interesting thing is like, I didn't to it. I can't stop watching woodworking videos and glass blowing videos.
The interesting thing is I have that blue check
and it pays itself because if I have a tweet go viral,
I had a tweet go viral one time and I made 300 bucks
and I was like, oh shit, that's kinda crazy.
But it doesn't happen, it's very rare.
Well that's why you can do the engagement farming.
But then that's why people steal tweets,
that's why people just post a video. What do y'all think? Yeah
Yeah, it gets five million views you make you can literally tweet like anyone got any good movie recommendations
and then I'll have like 100,000 likes with like
200,000 replies you might make like
$2,000 yes, dude. These people are making tens of thousands of dollars. I thought absolute bullshit. Yeah
Yes, dude, these people are making tens of thousands of dollars off of absolute bullshit. Yeah
Do you guys see this this cop in Boston just fucking bullied by he's a great He must be in Roxbury or something. He's just all these black people are bullying the shit out of him
It fucking oh
It oh no
This almost makes you like feel bad for cops
You're a little bitch Good in your hand bitch ass This makes you like feel bad for cops. What the fuck is wrong with you bro?
You a little bitch!
You a little bitch with a gun in your hand bitch ass nigga!
This is the black version of the Tam video.
Die you mother!
Hey dude!
Yeah!
He's fucking hilarious dude.
You never about that!
You never about that!
No you a bitch! No you a bitch.
No you a bitch.
It's an open body. What you gonna do?
I just came from the store. It's unopened.
No you a bitch nigga.
That's like that scene in training day.
Say something. Do something.
Fuck out here nigga.
He looks like a sweet boy too.
I don't know. He looks like a dick.
He looks like Josh Allen to me. He does yeah
Yeah, or just a white partner we're like, all right, let's we had a fucking the rookies a little green. Let's send into the fucking
Bitch-ass male ass
Outside the barbershop, what is that?
What provoked you?
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Yeah, yeah!
That's the fucking members!
All the fucking members, nigga!
That's the members!
They not going out like this!
Wait, who does?
This guy.
Look at him.
They not going out like this!
Hahaha!
He's on ouster.
He's like, oh shit!
Oh, I gotta turn back around now!
Yeah, that comes with the- I almost went too far, I almost left my proximity.
It starts beeping.
That comes with the shoes at Foot Locker in the area.
Doesn't that call the Boston wristwatch?
That's good.
Yeah, I think they call it the Boston wristwatch,
the little poor little ankle.
Only in Boston?
That's just what they call it.
That's interesting.
I like it.
I like it.
We stayed in Roxbury.
Blacks loved us. They did. They loved us.
I don't believe that. All two that we saw. All two black people we saw in Boston loved us.
And they came to the show. We walked to a coffee shop. We left Connor. We walked to a coffee shop and they were very confused.
No. Everyone who saw us was asleep. Connor McNutt. We what we... Black people like me. We don't. They do not.
Yeah they do. I've seen it. I'm fine. Connor's fine with black
Yeah, a lot of black. I've seen a lot of there's an Irish black friend that I know of
Connors a vampire sinners. Yeah
Empathetic towards the Irish I will say mm-hmm. You know it was empathy you think that movie was empathetic towards the air
It was slightly but it also still like to dumb people, they're the demons.
Yeah, yeah, that's the thing.
Everyone started clapping every time
the white people get killed.
I was like, only white guy in theater.
I was looking around like,
damn, you guys really fucking hate us, holy shit.
Yeah.
No, but I think that that character-
There's a problem going on in the country.
I think that character, though,
it's saying that the Irish were so soulful
and gonna make music that he was then turned- I don't think anyone was concerned about the Irish
Representing genuinely like like the Irish guy loved the
blues music and because that because that blues musician could
He brought back feelings of the past and I think the Irish vampires wanted to experience
They did the past.
That's what the guy, yeah, the guy missed his ancestors.
Yeah, he missed his ancestors.
So it's actually like, it's not really like a race thing.
It's more so like they were also in...
And it's two oppressed groups.
Yeah. And the allegory of the movie is falling in line.
It's not race.
Can we also just say...
It's like, don't be too loud and individualistic.
Also, it shouldn't have been a vampire movie.
It was kind of retarded.
The whole time I was watching it.
I enjoyed the movie but I'm like why did this have to start?
I kept being like but why but why?
Yeah, I couldn't agree more.
Why'd this have to happen like because then ultimately they still did a clan thing at the end.
Yeah, so it's like well that was alright.
That came that felt very out of place.
It didn't feel right.
That felt like that was the initial movie and then they were like if you make it a vampire movie more people will come because it's a horror film as opposed to a race
They got hey cougar you make you add vampires to this will give you an extra 10 mil
It was odd so vampire angle felt like shoved in
Also, like there was a little like seedling in the early in the movie
We're like they alluded to the fact that they ripped off Al Capone
Like they robbed a bunch of money from him him And that's why they have all this money
It's like I said vampires me Capone and his guys come and try to fuck you guys up
Why not just make it like an assault on precinct 13 thing with the clan outside of the blues or just Capone's crew
Well Ryan Coogler has like the Marvel training where it's like I have to set this thing up to possibly be 10 sequels
I wish he did it cuz like he's I like him.
Yeah, I like he's amazing.
He's very talented.
I actually loved Sinners, but all the talk about how it's a masterpiece.
It's good. People are retarded.
It's a good movie. It's simply a good movie.
There's nothing else to say about it.
It felt like a competent director got his hands on a Stephen King story.
I put it like in the same ballpark as The Monkey,
which I loved. But no, not a masterpiece. Everyone's saying the masterpiece.
They wouldn't. No, people are saying it's like the most important movie.
They refuse to let Ryan Coogler direct a movie called The Monkey.
Studio said no, not a chance. Can't do it.
We've seen X these days.
It actually was their idea.
It's too much ammo.
They go, we have to make the monkey.
Who's a good director for that?
Yeah, but Sinners was like fine.
It was good, it was fine.
But yeah, it was weak at times.
It wasn't like amazing or anything.
Dude, he's got a crazy voice.
You ever heard like Coogler talk?
He's like, yeah, well, he ended up.
It was Sharpe's, bro.
Yeah, Sharpe was like, we're trying to make
this vampire movie pop off and shit. We're trying to do it at in the show show. Yeah, so it's like we're trying to make this vampire movie pop off
I do it at times but like at times like like shit didn't like really work out at times like that
So like we were like, you know, it's I'm just like learning on the fly. It's sick. His voice is says
You got a great voice. Did you guys know that he was friends with Marshawn Lynch in like college? No makes sense
He's from yeah, they're like I just love both. He was going beast mode at the time
Yes, we're trying to make this fucking move. So I was making shimmers right in light. Yeah, no, he sounds really cool
I'm cooler was a star but a football player make a movie make it was like really yeah, he had like a
Scholarships he played against Marshall Lynch all the time. I like him. He's a talented director
But like I would rather see more like Creed stuff
well
he's he's only guy in that hole at camp who like
Got validated by Marvel because he made a good indie film and it's still making good enough shit
And now there's a whole controversy with like the amount of money the movie made and people are acting like it's like like like something about
How they're only talking about that because he's but they're making a race angle out of how they're only talking about that, because they're making a race angle out of how they're only talking about
the amount of money that was made,
because he's a black director.
Every fucking movie, every headline is
what it made that fucking opening weekend.
And then Ben Stiller got involved.
Wait, what? What do you say?
Ben Stiller was just like, it's crazy that we're acting
like this isn't a great opening weekend
when it made $60 million or something.
Yeah.
So what was the narrative?
People were saying that it didn't make that much.
All I know is I saw Ryan Coogler on Democracy Now
like explaining himself to this white woman
that looks like she hasn't shampooed in years.
You know, one of those liberal older white women
that just, their hair is frizzled and dry
and just zapped, just electrocuted hair.
Crib keeper hair.
And he was talking about, I don't know why this is a thing
with my, you know, kind of making a race angle out of it.
Which I guess he has the right to because, yeah,
why is this a conversation?
I don't understand.
Yeah, made money?
The cops show up, made an interview,
and they go like, okay, Ryan. I think you go with 60 million
So somebody said you stole 60 mil have you seen the video of him in the bank?
Yeah, oh fuck. Yeah, they keep fucking they do give him ammo
They do that guy though with that voice screaming. I'm a Hollywood director if you're a cop you're like sure sure
I'm a big Hollywood director. I'm a big Hollywood director and you're a cop, you're like, sure. Sure, buddy. Yeah. I'm a big Hollywood director, homie.
I'm a big Hollywood director and shit.
They're like, yeah, okay.
All right, buddy.
I'm just, I'm from the Bay.
I'm from down to block and I've just like,
I made Black Panther.
To the Bay.
I make movies through the silver screen, homie.
He's on E40 shoulders.
To reach the ATM.
He's like a tiny man.
By the way, he did request the money from the teller in like the most suspicious possible
way ever.
Did he?
He was also wearing a hoodie like way over his head.
He came up and he was like, yo, like he's like, give me 50k.
And they were like, okay.
And he goes, yeah, man, folk can keep it quiet.
Like don't, you know, slide, like just keep it down.
You know, keep it down to downels. I'm a big Hollywood director
He was in his mind. He's like from Oakland and he's like oh, yeah, no no, but in his mind being from Oakland
He's like oh if somebody sees me take this money out. I'm now a target to get robbed
Yeah, I got a lot of ops after he's like I've been followed here. I'm a tail
Y'all got a back door? There's Irish vampires haunting me
There's Irish vampires in the brain
Quenching me
But the teller sees like a running back
come over with the hood up and
he's just like give me 50k
Shut up and down low
They're like panic button
They're like 50,000 easiest button ever
He's fucking crazy, he got here requesting 50,000 dollars
Said he made Black Panther, he's fucking out of his god damn mind Mr. Kugler, I don't see his butt never here crushing $50,000 said he made Black Panther. He's fucking out of his goddamn mind, Mr
Coogler, I don't I don't think the Bart costs 50 grand
Yeah
Well, what do you have though? Nothing at all. He'll be fine. I think nothing. I think he'll be fine
They could be more than fine. I'm fine
more than fine. I'm fine.
Shit out here is crazy but I'm fine.
He has a shh to every word somehow.
Craft services is crazy on this new movie.
Have you guys heard him talk?
Yes.
Play for John.
It's an incredible voice.
He has an amazing voice.
It's the coolest sounding voice actually.
Cool sounding black voice I'll say.
I like other races.
The bae accent is awesome. Yeah
All right here. He is on the boat
Texas they moved all until she was 12 so she sounds completely like she like a Texan young sir. Oh, he's cool
Ways to start full of I guess Marshall Lynch is
Fucking we moved to Richmond.
He got huge shoulders.
That's the same build as Marshall Lynch.
That's probably why they-
So he was like,
I thought Marshall Lynch was tiny, actually.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
I meant, it was the same kind of build.
Yeah, he's got a can of-
Cougar's probably like six foot.
Yeah, Marshall Lynch is like 5'11", I think.
Is he really that short?
Yeah, I think so.
Let's look it up and then end on that. Ryan Coogler six foot and good night.
Ryan Coogler.
You gotta look up height.
They're not gonna have as height in his Wikipedia.
They do for athletes, but yeah, I doubt.
Yeah.
Oh.
God, such an authorizer.
The Wikipedia's like, he's got great gums,
he's healthy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Height.
Five, ten.
Five, ten.
Five, ten.
Five, ten.
Do Marshall Lynch, and then that will be the last thing.
Marshall Lynch ain't that tall.
No, five, 11, I was guessing.
Five, 11.
Five, 11.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah. Shit, me and Marshall, we go beast mode and shit.
I like to go beast mode on my movies and stuff.
I go beast mode at the bank.
I go beast mode on everything.
Here's the thing, some people out there are sinners.
I'm surprised he hasn't put Marshawn in any of his projects.
I know, Marshawn's a...
He's acting a lot, and he's doing a lot of queer teen stuff.
Well, I'm hoping Kugler gets all this out of his system.
I hope he gets all the big time stuff out of his system.
And I want to see him make like a movie.
Back to Fruitvale Station.
Back to Fruitvale.
Which Fruitvale was like,
it was a very intense story to talk about.
Not talk about family and everything, but like.
Fruitvale Station, I didn't enjoy, I liked it,
but I didn't like that they show him get killed
in the real footage to start the movie. So you're kind of like, well, I'm it, but I didn't like that they they show him get killed in the real footage to start movies
You're kind of like I'm not I don't
A little bit like I wouldn't have immediately known this was about the famous
Black guy that got killed on the on the subway
Yeah
So like it just kind of killed the movie for me because then you're just kind of watching a man's last day and it's not that
amazing.
There's less suspense.
Less, no suspense.
He saves a dog, right?
He saves a, he saves a dog. He saves a dog, which is like a,
like an analogy.
Like army's dog. He's like, we're all dogs.
We all dogs at the end of the day on the board. Anyway, God bless Ryan.
Also, yeah, one more thing about Sinners is it's thing about Sanders is it's probably the best I've ever seen Michael
B. Jordan act.
Michael B. Jordan.
Yeah, it's the most I've ever liked him.
Same.
Yeah.
It was funny, I was listening to-
Needed majors.
I was listening to Marin and Marin was like, so like you put, you're kind of responsible
for Michael Jordan.
And Coogler was like, you talking about Michael B?
He goes, is there a difference?
But yeah, all right.
Well, I think we did some good work here today.
What are my favorite episodes?
I love you all with all my heart as usual.
God bless you.
God bless you.
God bless you.
We did it. Good night!
Good night.