Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Boston Wolves
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Looking good.
Hell yes.
We're back!
Eat that pussy just like you should.
Yeah.
Remember that one?
No.
Remember when music used to make you horny?
Still does, man.
You're a little kid and you go, oh my god.
Pussy just.
Talking about eating pussy?
Talking about pussy.
Until the sweat drops down my balls.
I'm still getting bricked up to Morgan Whalen, though.
You know?
So music's still making me horny.
Does Morgan Whalen make you hot?
Oh, so wet.
I'm soaked.
Pfft. Pff soaked. Pfft.
Pfft.
So.
Slip it off my chair listening to Morgan Whalen.
Man, I remember there was a song on the Eminem show
called Drips.
And it was so like I was a kid.
And I was like, oh, god.
I would skip it really quick because it was just too creepy
to me.
I was like, that's too much sex.
Where the OB-Trys, one of Eminem's friends.
D12.
Yeah, he had this line.
It was like, the whole song is about them getting STDs
from Gross Pussy.
And he's like,
Woke up today, pussy residue on my penis. He's like, pussy residue on my penis,
Denise from the cleaners.
And then he just goes into this graphic detail
about fucking her.
And as a kid, I was like, this is,
it's like crazier than born.
I go, I'm watching gang bangs at home
and this guy is like, he's creating an image.
That is the words.
Yeah, it's the words. It is a thing so normalized in rap music is just descriptively talking about the pussy you got
Whereas if any one of us in mid conversation was like talking about the pussy we got we'd go shut the fuck up. Yeah
Disgusting the song is called drips cuz their dicks are leaking. Yes
They're dripping it was so hard to listen to.
You guys ever get chlamydia?
You're the only one who's had it here.
You're the only one that...
Your dick is like it retracts into your abdomen. You get like cramps in your cock.
You're escapades. It's like you're excavating four STDs, you know?
You know, back in the day.
You got it in like China or...
Thailand.
Thailand.
Classic. Jungle. Jungle. Shit. I went to a Chinese doctor. You got it like China or Thailand Thailand classic jungle jungle shit
I went to a Chinese doctor jungle
The Chinese are doing all right, but yeah, it drips doctors like did you recently have any jungle pussy?
How does it drip like what is dripping so you know like if you like milk it us like a go-gurt
Is coming out of your dick hole your dick hole yeah, oh my god you sick bitch
You're the one that took me to Planned Parenthood, dude.
I did, I did.
Well, you were so fat, he thought you were pregnant.
And I was like, I was looking at my belly
and smiling all the way over.
Yeah, they aborted a burrito from John's ass.
John's like, Deb's like listening to your stomach.
No, it was gross.
Did you also get a foot infection on the same trip
from dumping into the shower and stomping it in?
Oh.
Yeah, no, that was.
Like you're making wine with grapes.
You had an open wound on your foot
and you got your own feces into it.
So I was at a public pool in Vietnam.
That's crazy, that's like giving yourself AIDS.
That's like, like, like you act like you fuckin',
you cum in your hand and then you go to the shower
and wash your ass.
You take your cuckits in your ass.
You take razor blades to your lips and tongue
and then you suck yourself off
I was in a public pool in Vietnam and I had to shit really bad like a big log
You know the one that it's worse than diarrhea when you really have to take a look
We're three minutes into the show and yeah, we also just finished saying like this rap can get really gross
The difference is none of us are bragging about these things that is true
Well, you know you go to the bathrooms in Vietnam there the squat toilets
And there was a public pool is like the worst squad toilet ever
But then I saw they had showers and I was like I'd rather just shit in a shower
So I just went to shower just like bent over and then well like fucking stomped that shit down the drain
And then you had a foot infection. I think I could have gotten foot fungus from
Chances it was that yeah
In the face by venomous bug or something. Yeah, you had a big swollen face when you came back fucked up
They had to like like fucked up. Yeah, they had to like so John's like cheek back
You look like the Toxic Avenger when you came back. I did literally I look like the Toxic Avenger. Yeah, it's disgusting
I'd chlamydia on a swollen face
I look like the Toxic Avenger. Yeah, it's disgusting. I'd chlamydia on a swollen face
Swollen foot. Yeah, it's awful. No, you're a pig. You're a huge pig, man
You know, it's like but more importantly you're a survivor. You're a survivor. I'm a survivor. Memories have seen things more of a Reese than a pig But you are a pig and Maurice. I think we're all pigs here, man
I think you're the biggest pig and the biggest Maurice with biggest Maurice
We all I think your biggest pig. I think you're all secret pigs. I think I'm least pig your least pig for sure
I think you're a pig Connor is a pig, but he's nice by Connor Connor's the least pig Connor's least pig
We all do pig ish thing. I'd like to say I'm least pig. Yeah
Connor's yeah Connor Connor's least part a little baby pig
No, here's there's hitting the bong and jerking off with coconut oil. It's pretty I don't hit a bong
No, bong
Yeah, you do have a big fat
Bunk it's in jacking off the coconut oil
You fuck all is full of my cum sick you bubble
sick you bubble the
You stuff
I just saw this clip yesterday of Marin talking to Tom Segura and him just mocking what we're doing right now I'm really in my head about
Everyone's just talking about
Shedding your pants and your cum and all that stuff. It's really great stuff really great entertainment. Well, fuck you Marin. I know
and all that stuff. It's really great stuff, really great entertainment.
Well, fuck you, Marin.
I know.
Cock sucker, shut up, pussy.
I like Marc Marin a lot.
I love both things, though.
I love him.
Ken Albee is elevated and intellectual as Marin.
I love him, too, but listen, sometimes
we have to be honest and gross.
If it wasn't for Trump,
he wouldn't be honest about that type of shit.
He just thinks that all those guys are doing the,
like, they're adding to, to like fascism, you know
We don't do that, but we don't have Trump on and then JD Vance and stuff. We just thought we're gross
We're one element of that. Yes, but we're not and I adore Mark Marin. I think he's I think he's like what these hey Marin
I just dismantled conservative media with a prank
What what you haven't done there and should talk about that? Yeah, let's talk about that You know, well, we're essential for an ecosystem the way like a mosquito is essential Marins like a bass. There's levels
Like me and my boys were talking about like calm and like farting and shitting in ourselves and stuff and like my buddy gave himself Giardia
There's like levels to this type of podcasting bro
You like that's like an analogy for like a euphemism meaning like socioeconomic distress. I'm just worried about
Fascism and vending fascism. We live in an authoritarian state.
He looks like Geppetto.
Why is everyone so cruel?
Everyone is being, this is just an administration
full of cruelty.
The first 15 years of my show, everyone told me
I was a cruel asshole to them,
and I'm confused about cruelty.
My entire show started with me confronting people and them saying you were the biggest
asshole I've ever met.
What is with cruelty?
Am I upset with cruelty because I'm projecting an entire lifetime onto these people?
Maybe that's so.
Damn, what a perfect take down.
Holy shit.
And I love him.
That was the big guy. I love him. I love him. That was the whole point of the show. Yeah, what a perfect take down, holy shit. Wow. That was the beginning.
I love him.
I love him.
That was the whole point of the show.
Yeah, he was apologizing.
This is a criminal administration.
I have an 18 year old girlfriend.
I'm kidding, I'm kidding.
I love the dad that he would destroy me.
But yeah, I listened to the first, I'm back.
I'm back in Marin, cause now there's, I like,
I love listening to him be fired up,
and he hates, he hates what's going on,
and I totally get where he's coming from.
But it is, when he's talking about like,
all these people being such pricks,
and I'm like, your entire,
like everybody that's ever talked to you
thought you hated them or were a prick to them. And you're like a a self admitted. It was the I'm sorry show. Yeah, this guy is the biggest
egomaniac narcissist
The last 20 years of my life has been me exploring my narcissism
And I was like, why can't we just all be nice
for decades and decades, and now he's like, why can't we just all be nice?
It's funny, like the two last episodes were
Birbiglia then Jordan Klepper,
and it's him just super-birbiglia-ish face being like,
I just don't like you on a human level.
And then the next episode he's like,
what happened to humanity, man?
Exactly, he's like, well, he's like,
I do more work than simply calling somebody like a fag.
I get into their soul.
I want people to be more intelligent
with their hatred of others.
Has he created any gay entities?
No.
Has he ever come up with an Emerson spook?
He sounds a little lazy to me.
So sounds like lazy.
Sounds like you're lazy, Marin.
He's fantastic.
I'm really looking forward to that documentary
that Fine Arts made about him too.
Yeah, me too.
Yeah, same.
But yeah.
Also, I'm fully wrapped up in stick.
Stick?
I can't stop watching stick.
I love when Marin's in something too.
I fucking think he's a great actor.
It is like Ted Lasso meets Happy Gilmore,
and it is like a blanket of a show.
Recommending it's tough,
because it's not a very good show,
but it's a very comforting show.
Which is nice to have in your rotation.
Yeah, I watched the first episode
because it was free on like target.com
or something on my TV.
Free on Gaseous TV.
I don't know.
It's impossible to watch things,
yet some things are completely free,
and I have no clue, you know, whatever.
And it was good, but Owen Wilson seemed to be
the weakest part of the show.
He gets better.
Oh, the golf thing.
I saw the first episode, I liked it too.
Yeah. Yeah.
I'm all caught up.
I like Marin.
He's good.
I love Marin.
I love Wilson too.
Oh, big Wilson fan.
I think he's good, Ned.
He's great, Ned.
Also, it's just really weird that he co-wrote
the first three Wes Anderson movies
and really never wrote again after that.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah.
Oh yes.
I wish he had more creative control over his career.
I think that's too much work.
Yeah.
I think he was like, I'm making a lot of money.
I can now be in big movies doing rom-coms
and stuff like that.
And then he's-
At this point, is he not at a point again
where he can take the freedom
to just write a passion project? He could, why why do that if he could just for me
For me Owen it's like Ben Affleck could be doing that or he could have been doing that the entire time
Yeah, and he's only like during our go that he started revisiting
Let me just get back into trying really hard to direct and stuff like that.
And Gone Baby Gone, or no, no, Gone Girl.
Air.
Well, Gone Baby Gone also, he wrote that.
Oh, did he?
And directed it.
I love that movie.
I didn't know he directed that, but so.
Did he direct that, Gone Baby Gone?
I don't know.
Yeah, he did.
But so Gone Girl.
Yeah.
That was like a blockbuster and very well directed.
But that was Fincher.
That was Fincher.
Oh, I must think of him in the Kabebekan.
Yeah.
Some actor was just talking about that.
Joe was like, Ben Affleck, incredible.
Fight Club is amazing.
Seven, Fight Club, the game?
I mean, no one talks about this guy as a director.
He was the guy in that though, he's the star in that.
Yeah, he's the main guy.
But either way though, I think that it is really difficult
and so much work. It's a lot less work to just show up still a lot but to be shopping be the star and a thing
Oh, yeah, no, I mean that's no question about that. So but why why give yourself the stress?
Get rich doing nothing
It's it's
Unbelievable how many shows there are it's on different platforms. None of them are making money
It's crazy and they have and there them are making money. It's crazy.
And they have, and there's so much money pumped into it.
You watch these shows, you're like, that's unbelievable.
It's a huge, there's a whole show
and it's just the greatest war scenes you've ever seen.
No one's ever seen it.
Yep, what show?
I don't know, go find it.
It's out there.
Apple TV is packed to the brim.
Packed with shows.
With the most beautiful shows I've ever seen too.
Like the way they're shot on Apple TV,
you're like, holy fuck.
Yes, there's tons of shows out there.
It's like Vince Vaughn, he's like writing
a fucking alligator through the swamp
and you can't even believe how it looks
and no one's ever seen it.
Yep, Vince Vaughn's writing an alligator through a swamp.
I don't know man, there's so many weird shows on Apple TV.
I know.
And they always give you like a free little trial.
And they're all pretty good on Apple TV.
I watched this one show on Apple TV.
Like Severance can suck my shit.
There was the co-star of it.
You don't like it?
I, I, I, no.
I can't get into it either.
I haven't watched season two.
I loved season one.
I haven't watched season two yet.
I know everyone loves season one,
but it feels like one of those shows
where everyone loves it,
cause they're like, they're gonna, this is all gonna tie together,
and then they just kind of realize,
we don't even know what we're doing,
we don't even know what we're writing.
Well, also every TV show writes to be open-ended
in the hopes that they can get a season two.
So it's not disciplined, so it's about the money.
Yeah, well, the best shows are when you could end any season.
Yeah.
But like, I don't know.
That's why the Edgerton show, clone or you know, the evil to a twin show. What was the name of it?
Dark matter Oh Dark Matter. Yeah, it was a one season thing that was just like I know everybody else didn't like it
but it was like Apple TV again and just
such a high quality show in my opinion and a
Huge budget crazy effect in it because they're
off exploring like multidimensional worlds and stuff so they have to do the CGI for these
worlds but it's like it didn't get that much attention but must have cost a ton and it's
just because Apple TV is spending a lot of money to compete with Netflix.
They're operating at a one billion dollar a year loss to produce their own original content. So I didn't know that, but that's exactly what I was saying.
Which I am like very admirable.
I'm like, salute to you Apple TV, that's awesome.
You should be doing that.
I have a thing with Netflix where I go,
I don't even know why I fucking have Netflix anymore,
other than I go on Netflix when I get frustrated
with the scrolling on other places.
So I'm not even watching anything. This is my whole night.
Fucking, god damn it.
Fucking, cool, cool, cool.
And then I go, let me get out of this.
Let me reset.
I go to Netflix.
I don't watch anything.
I just go, wow, it's all smooth.
Look at that.
Oh man.
I go, oh, it's not freezing at all.
I go, that looks like shit.
I'm not watching that.
Seen that.
Don't care.
Don't need anything here.
And then I go, oh well.
Guess I'll just go to bed.
I had a great night last night. I scrolled through 375 television shows. All I do is scroll baby
You know what's a really a really smooth scroll?
Fandango
Scroll I go to these all the time and I go it's too overwhelming
I don't know what to watch but the scrolling is driving. Yeah, it is but uh yeah Netflix is uh
It's like test driving. Yeah, it is.
But yeah, Netflix is a,
they got the new, you know,
I keep Netflix for somebody feed Phil.
Sure.
You know, I need me some Phil,
I need me some of the corniest,
but most boring man alive.
Yep.
Going around the country,
they're eating the greatest food of all time
and he eats it and he goes like,
oh, that's a patootie wootie. He's easy. Who's Phil? They're eating the greatest food of all time and he eats it and he goes like
Everybody loves Raymond and now he now has eight seasons on Netflix of a show where he he goes to
the coolest places on earth eats the greatest food on earth and
He's It's it's it's beyond
It's it's he's, it's beyond,
it's, he's so boring and unfunny. The most boring man of all time.
And I like him, but it's, you can't even fathom
that he made like one of the funniest comedy shows.
He's, it's just amazing.
It's amazing.
And everyone loves him,
but he makes me really uncomfortable through the screen.
But you're hooked.
I'm hooked though, because I'm fascinated.
I'm fascinated, dude.
It's amazing.
He's in like, he was in like, he's in like Jordan,
the country Jordan, and he's eating some, you know,
fucking slop on top of some bread
that looks like a burn victim's skin.
Jordan's slop.
Just weird bubbly, bubbly bread.
You know like Nigerian food or Somalian food.
Ethiopian.
Ethiopian, they have that spongy bread.
I'm sure it's good, but I just can't,
just looks like somebody got burned alive in Fallujah.
It looks like tripe.
Yeah, yeah it does.
It looks like guts.
But he's like eating it and they pitch it to him.
They go, this is the way, oh, the grace,
it's the way, oh, you know, my father,
he died for this pig and he goes,
and he eats it and he goes.
He's doing this in front of like a war-torn refugee.
He's got one leg.
He's like, please, and he's like,
we work so hard on this, and he's going like,
ootie cootie coo, ootie cootie coo.
It's so bizarre.
He has to hide that he's Jewish in front of these guys
or they're not gonna execute him.
There's that show on HBO Max called a duster I
Started watching that I watched first three app in my head that show doesn't exist in my head if you click play on that
It goes. Oh fuck. We didn't expect anyone
No one was gonna actually play on that
Standby oh fuck. This is a man. Yeah, we'll make the show, I guess. Each other thing on the screen goes,
this event has ended and never started.
It's like a ghost kitchen, but it's a ghost studio.
It really feels like, I look at Duster,
I'm like, that's not real.
It doesn't exist.
That's so funny.
But I can't help but think of how much this is happening
all the time, and there's this huge sets and productions,
and it's a month on end, and then no one ever sees it.
And it's also, I don't know, then an existential thing
starts happening where they start sitting around and go,
all we do is distract ourselves from dying.
Like it's all we're creating is stuff to be like,
just watch this till you die.
We gotta take your TV away.
Yeah, I wonder what would happen.
Do you ever have that,, you ever back out of everything
and start being like, what the fuck,
like all we do when people meet up,
they go, so you, half the conversations in my life,
not with you guys, but with random people,
they go, so you seeing, you watching anything?
And that question is-
The last ditch effort.
That question is, so like, what have you been,
what have you been distracting yourself with before we die?
I got so mad last week when you asked me.
That is what it is.
I know, but you're really sounding dark about it.
Like I come and do it with that going like, yes, I need to distract myself.
Let me watch a fun show.
You're coming with a very fatalistic approach.
Sometimes. It comes and goes, you know.
It's a spectrum of that feeling,
but most of the time I'm just like,
yeah, fuckin', I love shows and I get really into them.
And movies and art and sports.
But sometimes you have that moment where you go,
what the fuck is Annie we're doing?
What are we all talking about?
It's all we're talking about is
what are you counting down the clock with?
Well there's a scary thing on top of that too.
That's the question.
You meet up with your dad at dinner
and you go, so what are you counting down the clock with?
The scariest thing to me is there's another world out there
who is consumed by, they're being distracted by a show
that is so much bigger than we've ever even heard of.
Like the show Ginny and Georgia has taken the nation
and I don't even know what that is.
Is that a Jane Fonda show?
No, it's a Netflix show, I don't even know what it's about.
Ginny and Georgia.
It's number one.
And like most people in the world,
if you go what are you distracting yourself with,
they go Ginny and Georgia.
And I'm like, I don't even know what that is
But it's been number one on Netflix for like month and a half. I know I've seen it pop up. Yeah fuck
Yeah, I don't know. Yeah, and they consume these people. Is Hollywood just operating at a net loss at this point? I think
Streaming is yeah. Yeah. Well, I think it's just dead. It's the media's dying
It's like it's like on life support right now
And then the next thing is gonna be Twitch streaming,
and the next thing is gonna be some other video games
and Twitch streaming.
And then it'll just be AI movies.
You can literally just go make a movie starring
Joaquin Phoenix and Adam Driver,
set in dystopia future, Mad Max style.
And that's within like 20 years, I think.
You guys ready for, like.
It's in the next, I'm not kidding,
it's in the next year and a half.
Yeah. No.
No, there'll be like, Aiden Ross will be the new,
like Adam Sandler.
Kyson Att will be the new Kevin Hart.
Not that Kevin Hart ever did anything worth a shit
in movies.
Kevin Hart. He's talented though.
Oh, I love Kevin Hart.
He's super talented.
Never made a single thing worth a shit.
Yeah.
What movie?
What is a good-
In a 40 year old version.
He couldn't even come-
That was funny, when he was being funny.
That's not his movie.
He's in it for a second.
That's the best thing I'll remember, man.
But Kevin Hart's never even had a movie
where it's like, you know,
Martin Lawrence National Security.
Yeah, Chris Tucker, he's never touched anything.
Close, he's like Money Talks,
which is like not even that good.
No, I mean, Soul Plane is probably the most
cultured significant movie he's ever made. Yeah, that sucks
That's sad, but that's probably true
What about the Will Ferrell movie get hard hard I did well I think did it
Worst movies well sure but Kevin Hart's best by the way
I keep seeing Will Ferrell in commercials
and I wanna put him down.
I know.
Yeah, he looks like he hates.
I kinda feel like they should take him to like,
Pound.
Like a clown pound.
John Burrs him with a dog.
And just inject him as he's doing.
He's an old dog with cataracts.
He's just shaking on a really cold steel table
and he's doing a Ron Burg and the impression we go,
it's over, it's over, Will,
it's over.
He looks like he's had plastic surgery.
He's injecting him into his neck.
He looks weird, he looks like he's had plastic surgery
or something.
Yeah.
Will Ferrell's not someone
that should be touching up his face.
I don't think he has.
I think he actually, I think in the Hollywood landscape,
he looks weird because he's done nothing.
Really?
He's aging like a normal man.
I feel like he just seems more hairless,
or like his skin's doing it.
Maybe they're just putting makeup on him.
I just get a violent hatred inside of me when I see people that I know already have more money than God
and they're in a commercial and they're going like,
15,000 chase travel points?
I want to go!
And then you just want to shoot them through your TV.
Is it ever enough, Tina Fey?
Fucking Verizon commercials? I know. I'm gonna shoot them through your TV. Is it ever enough, Tina Fey?
Fucking Verizon commercials or American Express?
Fuck you.
And then they always have the same thing.
They go, you can't throw down the money.
What's enough?
I know.
If I had, I think, if I had $1.5 million to my name,
I don't think you guys, I'd stop.
I don't think you guys would see stop. I don't think you guys
Nearly enough money to fuck off
Sounds incredible, I remember the first time I had 20 grand in my bank account I remember looking at me and like why would you ever need more money than that? I know
Genuinely, I was like I can do whatever the fuck I want
I do believe no money at all Devon does seem like a guy that has like he might Oh, I know. Genuinely, I was like, I can do whatever the fuck I want. I know.
I do believe Devon.
No money at all.
Devon does seem like a guy that has like,
he might actually be a guy that would have that much money
and go like, okay, yeah, I'm done.
I am a guy that,
I will spend all of the money that I have
no matter what the amount is.
Yeah.
I could have a billion dollars and I spend the one bill.
You'll figure out a way to spend it.
But at the end of the year, I'm down to zero.
Yes.
You actually are great for the economy.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You're doing bang-bangs.
You're doing bang-bangs still, but it's
like those like stakes that are wrapped in gold.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what you do.
Yes.
There's that T-Mobile commercial, What's Her Face?
That's on every fucking streaming platform now.
You know what I'm talking about?
I need more than that. Oh my god, the black lady, but she's got fucking stream platform now, you know, I'm talking about I need more than that
Oh my god the black lady, but she's got a Latino ass name. You know, I'm talking about
Zoe so Donna you have you seen that commercial?
I see it every 30 seconds now and everything so he does all Donna's in a T-Mobile commercial and she's acting like she's like a mom
It's pissing me off. That's annoying. That's horrible. I hate that
She's allowed to though because she's like a still somehow more for it
But like when I see you know, I'm like your will fair like you you've been more fringe. She's
Yeah, she won an Oscar and she's in the MCU
Well feral still bigger than that bitch and she also named her Oscar or she gave her Oscar pro now
Did you see that for the Amelia Perez Oscar? She did she goes my Oscars a day them
Okay Yeah, just annoying just annoying She goes my Oscars a day them Okay
Just annoying just annoying she does tits and a cock on her
Well Karen Reed
Karen Reed is she's out. She was acquitted off the hook. That's's right you fucking cocksuckers, you'll never get me.
I think she did it.
She goes, I heard she left the trial,
she got in her car and she ran over a bunch of people.
Are you serious?
I think she did it.
You think she actually did it?
Yeah.
Are you just trying to like make,
get something going here?
Little bit of that, yeah.
Connor, unless you actually think that,
that Dele didn't say it.
No I don't think that, she so obviously did not do it.
Let's watch the verdict, there's a chance she did it, but I mean these cops were too retarded
You can't you can't really say that I mean they were looking up like you know how?
How long until somebody dies in the snow that I just killed that was pretty much debunked
They sick sick a dog on the guy was that debunked
That's why I'm kind of like maybe she was guilty now actually the Google searches were essentially debunked because there was it became this
I care over the name of the technology, but there is some sort of forensic
Technology where they analyze
Phone data you plug your phone into this thing the police have it you could buy we could buy one by the way
Costs like 800 bucks, but the police use this they plug their phone into it. It analyzes all the data
It gives you time stamps for every search every text message every phone call blah blah blah and
this search
Had two different time stamps one was at 2 30 and then one was like
after
the police had found the body and you know, Karen Reed had responded to the scene. And so the prosecutor's defense or I mean, the prosecutor's
explanation for it was the first time
sample generated when she opened like the Chrome browser on her phone.
Then she went back to the same browser and used the search later.
And but it popped up as it was at 2 30 in the morning as opposed to exactly right
Yeah, so because the browser was open at 2 30 for her to search like a
sports local sports thing it doesn't again when you reopen the exactly and then so that that is
The defense did a very good job of making it sound like that was genuinely done at 230
But I dug into it a little bit. I think yeah, I had a feeling it was wrong actually because it was too good
It's too good to be true too good, but these I think I do think these people they they were just a bunch of drunk
Boston cops and they beat the living shit out of their friend and killed him on accident
And then they left him out in the snow and they go, well, let's just blame that fucking whore.
I agree.
What's happening to the cops though?
That's why, like what happens now?
So she's not the murderer.
Are they gonna investigate all those fucking, those bozos?
Didn't he have dog bites and shit?
Like, didn't they stick a dog on him?
They had a dog and they conveniently like killed it,
like right after.
And they got rid of their house to be able to get rid of it.
Oh, that's so hardcore
He was like four years old he was he was
They didn't kill the dog they gave him away though, they sent him across the country
There's a train dog
They well, yeah, so I suppose they could try to match like the bite mark for the dog
But they got rid of it and they also say instantly said the dog across the country
Then they got rid of the floors where a crime could have occurred
Read of the floors in the house and then they just simply sold the house that rocks. Yeah
Totally guilty. I think that they're, I think probably most likely scenario.
But they got away with it.
They got drunk and then beat the fuck out of the guy.
They're not gonna reopen this, are they?
I mean, like the investigation.
I don't think they have enough evidence
to prosecute any of the police involved,
but I think probably what happened is Brian Higgins,
who was trying to fuck Karen Reed,
and Karen Reed was flirting with Brian Higgins,
that's why she didn't wanna go inside.
She's been flirting with this guy
while she's in a very serious relationship with a victim,
the guy that died, I can't remember his name.
And then so he pulls up to the house.
Well, who cares about that guy?
Yeah, who gives a fuck about him.
But she pulls up to the house to go to this house party,
and she finds out Higgins is in there,
and then she's basically like,
oh, fuck off, like go, you go. I bet he goes finds out Higgins is in there and then she's basically like oh you know fuck off like go you go I bet he goes inside Higgins is in there and they start arguing
yeah you know yeah you're trying to fuck your girlfriend you know blah blah blah fifth fight breaks out
you know he gets knocked out bonks his head on the like on a hardwood floor downstairs yeah
during the struggle dog bites him, scratches him.
He probably wakes up,
I don't think they dragged his body outside.
I think he probably woke up.
They go, get him some fresh air, he'll wake right up.
Put him in the blizzard.
He needs some ice.
He needs a blizzard nap.
Oh, he looks like he's gonna get a little sore.
Put him out in the blizzard.
I think he probably came back too, and they were like, okay, he's awake
He's but but he was drunk plus concussed
Maybe had a little bit of a brain bleed going on and then he was like he's like I'm gonna walk out
he takes a few steps outside and
He's too more fucked up than he thought falls to the ground dies in the snow
Yeah
I didn't notice they're all fucking wasted Because originally we thought it was like an ambush.
They set him up and they wanted to like kill him
in some hazing thing or something.
He was, no, I don't think that.
I think he was in a pretty hidden part of the yard.
What happened is, who was that other lady
that was on the stand that was real cunty?
The wife of the owner.
The wife, yeah.
The lady that owned the house with the guy.
She screamed at him, well, he's all bloodied and fucked up.
And she goes, get the fuck out of my house faggot!
And he stumbled out front and then one of his shoes fell off and he fell into the snow and he turned into a snowman
And then they go just blame that fucking old Karen
I think at that point they realized like oh shit once they realized the body was out there they were like
Okay, how do we fix this?
Let's go Karen hit him on the way out by the way Higgins at that point drives to the station
For no ex for no reason right he just goes to the station clearly for an alibi
Mm-hmm, and then later he goes to like an army base throws his phone into a dumpster
Oh, cuz then you can't get on the army base.
These guys are geniuses.
And so they did a very good job at the cover up.
They can't invest in it.
It has to be Army CID that does it.
You can't, I don't even think the FBI can get on the army base.
Genius, genius.
I don't think so either.
Yeah.
Oh, he's like a national guard,
so he can get on the army base?
Yeah, he had had some way to get in.
This guy's insane.
It's pretty fucking dirty stuff.
Wow. Damn Wow damn damn this
guy's smart and like he's a cop or something he's a dirty cop dirty cop or
something well I guarantee that they're not gonna reprise they're not gonna
prosecute him because the DA's probably like he's a vice now it's a vice guy
right they also don't have enough to prosecute and they're like he brings in
like you know but it is a year and fucking I don't know I don't think they
care about that but they just don't have enough a situation like this is weird though when they go well the only
The only suspect just got off. Yeah, so then you go well, then who did it they go and we don't actually it's over
Yeah, it's like good luck. We actually don't look into the justice. We did the song and dance
It's all over if we don't nail the whore then we don't care. Yeah, they go he died of cold
If we don't nail the whore then we don't care. Yeah, they go he died of cold
He froze
Cold But that's why they're trying to prosecute again after the first mistrial
That's why this was like when you told me you were the one that broke the news to me that it was a mistrial
And I was like, oh my god
I guess they're giving up and then they tried her again and I was like why
Why wouldn't they just give up and then I realized it was because if they just give up then now they're admitting
We don't she didn't do it and somebody did it so we don't know so they're desperate to try to prove that it was her
And then she still got off and now she's not guilty just not guilty just happened
People were very upset at us last week for not covering it.
We didn't have it hadn't happened yet.
And I guess this is I guess this is Karen Reed's lawyer, Benjamin Netanyahu.
Defending her dog at number 22, a two CR one one seven zero zero one.
Murder in the second degree.
What say you is the defendant of the bar guilty or not guilty?
Not guilty. So say you is the defendant of the bar guilty or not guilty?
So say you mr. Foreman
So say you
Do you agree? Yes, do all of you agree? Thank you
002 what say is the defendant at the bar not guilty or guilty?
That's our main lawyer right there by the way
Not guilty or guilty of that charger any lesser wine. He's lawyer also Wow really
He's one of the biggest defense attorneys in the world right now He's like the new Cochran if you're somebody like Karen Reed, how do you get how do you pay this?
I asked my mom because my mom's fucking balls deep in this case and I asked them
I'm like, how did she afford this Alan guy and she didn't really know it might have been one of those things where he knew the publicity was so big
Yeah, I feel like he jumped on like a later
The gong girl plot line is a Tyler Parrish character
Yeah, just doing it cuz he's like I I want to be the most famous
Yeah, I bet it was that unless her parents are like filthy rich. Yeah, right
I think they'll do shit like almost like half pro bono for their celebrity
Advertise their their bits. Yeah. Yeah, I am
Specifically number five. I mean I would think I really you're a fucking loser. You didn't get wine stain off
That was an open and shut case dumbass
You got the most innocent man in America put in jail.
So.
And now we don't have good movies anymore.
Cause of you.
Operating under the influence of liquor
by operating a motor vehicle,
the blood alcohol level 0.08 or greater, correct?
So say you Mr. Foreman.
So say you all.
So she basically had a big three year trial that ended with her having a DUI.
Yeah they spent about 8 million dollars for a DUI.
That's insane.
That's my favorite part of this whole case is literally everyone in the story drove drunk.
Oh yeah all the cops admitted to being drunk.
Everyone admitted to getting hammered in a bar and driving around.
But they're just like it's fucking it's mass
The best cop that are like the best material that came out about one of the cops in this outside the DUI stuff
It was a detective Proctor who they found they had it they subpoenaed this text
Yeah, and in one of his text messages, he's talking about Karen Reed and he's going she's got no fucking ass
Trooper Proctor Proctor trooper. You know, I love how they refer to everyone's trooper. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I talked about how she has no ass and then he goes looking through a phone right now
Haven't found any nudes yet. Yep. You said that at some point
So he got fired At least which is a not zero zero three. What say is said that at some point. I remember that. So he got fired. At least. Which is
a not a... 003. What say is the defendant at the bar leaving the scene after accident
resulting in death. Defendant not guilty or guilty. So say you misreported. So hear that
crowd. Whoa. Is that outside? Yeah. You hear that crowd outside? Holy shit. I haven't seen
this. That's nuts. You all. Jerez Harkin, your verdict is the court recorded. That's the white OJ. That's crazy.
It's a county white OJ. It's a bunch of drunk moms in this Boston outside of the courthouse in Boston. They go like, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH SH Oh, it's really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really They've all thought about hitting her husband
Oh, it's really funny the bars focus Karen readers innocent
She's not doing too good just cuz she got her freedom doesn't mean she's gonna sit with with the fact I'll fall the love of her life's dead
On zero zero two is guilty of operating influence of liquor and zero
zero three not killed
thank you
right jurors everybody please be seated
jurors we thank you for your service
I'm going to send you back to services
I'd like to have you back
imagine if she got off on the DUI and they all just stormed the place like the Vodaclan.
They're lighting off fireworks, waving flags.
That's gotta be like a training though,
like the prosecutor's like, hey, just don't,
or like the defendant's like, it's over,
you can do whatever you want.
I would say if you get not guilty,
I think you can like stand up and go like, suck it.
Suck my pussy!
Suck my fucking pussy!
I think it's all fair game at that point.
Yeah, you bet, right.
Yeah.
But we've talked about this before,
I've never understood when somebody's innocent
and they're like, the lawyer's like,
don't be emotional, don't do anything.
I'd be like, what the fuck,
I'm supposed to just look like a sociopath in court?
Like my life's on the line?
I would be looking at the jury the entire time,
we're like, guys, come on.
I don't think you're allowed to do that.
The camera would constantly cut at me,
and I'd be like, what are we doing?
It's scary to be like, I don't know, baby.
I'm so curious.
I'm so curious, I'm so curious.
She said I'm good.
It was the whole trial, they have pictures of me just going like,
please.
All the courtroom sketches are you with.
I never understand how these people,
like I know you have to take like, you know,
the legal coaching and not do anything,
but like if I'm innocent and they're like lying about me
the whole time I'd be like, what the fuck?
It was just tons of footage of me being like,
what are you doing?
I'm your fucking liar.
It can't be disruptive.
They just send you out of court.
I'd be playing to the jury the whole time.
Well once it's all over, you can't,
it really is like you're not gonna be held in contempt
at that point.
The judge is gonna be like, okay it's over.
You go to jail every night anyway, don't you?
You're in prison.
I don't think so.
She was out on bail.
Out on bail.
That's another cool thing.
To be like, you know, they think I murdered three people,
but I can go home.
I'm going to jail.
I go, I go, I go.
Like in the staircase the whole time.
The guy's like, you know,
being accused of stabbing his wife to death,
like hundreds of times with a fire poke
And he just gets to go back to his mansion and he's like, what are we having for dinner tonight?
Fettuccine alfredo!
He's like, holy shit, this is stressful. We should go to Buffalo Wild Wings tonight
By the way, if anybody sees a fire poker, could you please let me know?
You're like drinking with your lawyer
I want to stay away from those things.
Thank you very much.
All rise.
Look at that call in they got.
You know I think she's being so calm and collected here because this is her second rodeo.
She's crying a little bit actually.
She's crying a little bit actually. I-I-
Yeah.
She's probably also a little upset she's no longer gonna be a celebrity.
An 18 month old.
She'll figure it out.
She's still huge.
She's gonna do a book.
She's gonna do a book.
Another show.
So here's all the murderers.
Look at this group of fucking-of murderers here.
Jesus Christ.
This is them all here.
The families at the center. And they all are like shocked. They're like, people like hated us. This is the mall here. The family's at the center.
And they all are like shocked.
Like people like hated us.
I don't know why.
Why would anyone think?
They're like our triplet Jim Norton couldn't join us.
This is Jim Norton's family.
The criminal justice system has let us down at every turn.
And yesterday-
Aren't you a cop?
Yeah.
I don't know, is he?
I think so.
And that's why we're here,
because there's nobody left to stand up for us.
Think real long and hard
for your witness in a case,
because no one protects you.
And it's very sad.
For the first time-
For the first time, Amy Adams beat my ass
on my own front porch.
And no one did a single thing about it.
It's very sad.
You know, my face prints are all over my kitchen.
Because my husband uses my face to open the cupboard.
And retrial, sitting down for an exclusive interview.
His friend, Jennifer McCabe, and her husband Matt.
Former Boston police sergeant,ant Brian Albert and his wife Nicole
What's up with this John?
and his brother Chris Albert all five of them pulled into the center of this high profile case
Jennifer McCabe
and now speaking out
I think the reason we all stayed quiet is because
We killed him
Yeah, you know, due to the beating that we gave him that killed him
We all made a pact to be really quiet about killing him.
After Sergeant McCabe sucked his dog on him, we all told, looked at each other
and said, we better be quiet about this one.
First off, we got to send this dog to the to the ends of the earth.
We got to get rid of this dog.
You know, I we immediately said, you know, the dog looks like it's got dysplasia.
We got to get rid of him.
We need new flaws.
I immediately after the minute, the the minute that one of my friends died
in front of my house in a blizzard
and I had nothing to do with it,
I just felt like I needed like a new floor.
So I got new kitchen floors.
There's nothing more powerful than home renovation.
And a friend dying on my floor
is not gonna stop me from doing it.
Nothing more healing than a brand new floor.
And then you know, I figured, you know,
my phone, it's like an old phone,
I gotta get rid of this thing.
The only trash can I know is in a military base.
You know, hopefully some homeless vet
can pick it up out of that trash can, you know?
Mm-hmm, I was doing it for the homeless.
Let's give the phone to Proctor now.
Trooper Proctor, you got anything to say?
This is a
thing that we weren't, we had nothing to do with. We did the civic duty, came and told the truth, and that's it.
It's the case that has captivated the country and divided it.
Yeah, but they, here's the thing with all them, like even if they're innocent, they keep saying like we told the truth.
It's like you just blamed the only other person. Yeah, you didn't see you didn't see her hit him
Yeah, you're just making up that she hit him
Yeah, and going like no it must be you cuz we're not we don't want any part of this
I do also think I should say there is some probability. I don't know how what it would be
I'd say there's like a 15%
I would say 15 that's good where she I don't think she did it intentionally at any point
But she was really annoyed they're fighting
She knows this guy that she's been flirting with is in the house. They're arguing. Maybe he even knows about that
I don't know and he gets out of the car and she speeds off super hammered and clips him
Maybe doesn't even know that she hit him
And then he walked back to that area and died sure, but the wounds don't match enough
The moon so man doesn't explain the dog bite. I guess maybe then a straight or a coyote or something
Sure, no good happen it's like the owl
Coyote or like a wolf or whatever fucking wandered upon him, they eat him.
No, they started sniffing around in the coyote.
They couldn't bite him and he woke up and they ran away.
Bite, bite, let's taste.
That'd be a good scene in an HBO show
that will be coming out, I imagine,
in a couple, in like a year about this.
There's a cutaway where it's just straight up the gray
for a moment.
He's smashing little nips.
Nips on his hand.
Well, cause you know in the staircase,
the staircase show on HBO, they had all the different,
they went, they reenacted all of the ways
in which people thought maybe she died.
Yeah.
So I could see that happening with those.
That would be, I would love that show
where it's like somebody put a lot of thought into it
and goes like, okay, if he got his ass kicked
in the basement, let's show that.
Let's show him getting hit.
And then let's show the wolves.
And then also the wolves.
That's my favorite theory.
I never heard that.
I love this idea that he's sitting in the snow,
he's all fucked up and just coyotes keep coming and biting.
And he's still half alive, he's like, stop it!
Stop it!
He knocks him off a little bit and is super.
And then dies from hyp bethermia.
Who we casting is Karen Reed.
What's your dream cast for this?
I guess Angel.
Tony Colette.
Tony Colette's good.
That is really good.
Karen Reed would be insulted I think a little bit.
Really?
I think she's prettier than Tony Colette.
Yeah, who's the chick that was in Brawl and Cell Block 99?
Vin Fawn's wife?
Julie something.
Yeah, that's who I would cast.
That's good.
That's actually very good.
She's the same body.
And she's a good actress.
Very similar face.
Lord Dern.
No ass whatsoever.
No ass.
No ass.
Proctors the casting agent.
Turn around, sweetheart.
He's like, perfect.
You too beautiful to play Gann Reid.
Too much of an ass.
Next.
Laura Dern could be good.
Laura Dern could be good.
Julianne Moore.
Laura Dern's too high.
No, not Julianne Moore.
She's too old now.
I was gonna say Laura Linney,
but she's too old too, I think, at this point.
I think John Nail it with a-
The bronze sublock 99 chick.
Look her up if you don't know. And a master with dyed hair. And also, I don't know if you're to see her ass and on what you pull up, but no ass. And then I genuinely think we should do
like a smoke stack sinners thing for
Jennifer Carpenter.
Oh yeah.
Jennifer Carpenter.
She can do it, but I don't think she's that good
of an actor.
She's pretty good.
I don't think she's in much.
She's fine enough for what we're making.
She's got no ass.
She was in Dexter.
She's a huge TV star.
She's amazing at acting.
I don't know, just a little bit.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't think she's that good of an actor. I don't think she's in much. She's fine enough for what we're making. She's got no ass.
She was in Dexter.
She's a huge TV star.
She's amazing at acting.
I don't know Dexter.
She's very good.
I think Toni Klatt's perfect actually.
Toni Klatt's old.
She's too old.
Too old and she doesn't look anything like her.
No, John Nail it.
She's just nailing older ladies.
They're kind of ugly.
It doesn't need to look like her.
I got Julia.
White woman with like a...
You want to get as close as you can well
have a great white woman with crow's feet mouth and eyes I don't know I know
all right fine way better she's not big enough she won't be in it so let's be
realistic here this isn't gonna be a big we're gonna sit on this for hours will
be a huge limited series you kidding me here's one they're gonna make yes they're
making it no but I just know that I know it'll happen it will happen HBO does not
Fucking fuck around with this stuff. Yeah, they got their hands all over this
Karen Reed accused of killing her Boston police officer
I look like John or a titting him with her SUV. Oh, he's dying in a blizzard
Not killed, chief. Killing him with her SUV, and leaving him to die in a blizzard.
Not killed, chief.
Not killed, chief.
Now, after a second trial, a jury acquitting her of the most serious charges.
Second degree murder and manslaughter.
And hundreds of supporters in pink, Karen Reed's favorite color, cheering as the verdict
came down.
What a bunch of colors there.
Like, you could not be standing here without these amazing supporters.
That is the coolest.
That guy had a stance.
That guy had a stance.
Dude, I just.
Whoa!
Ah!
John.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Really?
Oh my God.
He's standing here.
If I had this many supporters after being.
Without these amazing supporters.
I would be up on stage going like, raise the roof.
There would be no decorum.
There'd be no decorum.
I'd drive around in my car to be like,
fucking like Trooper Proctor, suck my cock.
Like in a decal on the back of my Escalade.
Trooper Proctor, suck my cock. Kiss my flat ass Trooper Proctor. Kiss my flat ass bitch. Like in a decal on the back of my Escalade I say no! You suck!
Kiss my flat ass, Trooper Broder!
Kiss my flat ass, bitch!
No, I'd literally be in a microphone being like, let's get fucked up!
This thing into a tailgate potty, it looked like
some days. Board games, cornhole, cookouts.
This is a guy that is departed.
And it's atrocious for that family.
While the prosecutors blamed Reed for O'Keefe's death,
the defense said this group of family members
framed Reed to cover up what really happened that night,
ever since their lives becoming open season
for endless conspiracy theories.
What they've done is they've...
The tail light being knocked out is not evidence of anything.
We have footage of her bashing her tail light in in a separate event that night.
There was also a...
God, she was drunk.
There was also...
Oh, she was...
Amparos.
Admitted that she was drunk.
That's why it's so much more...
She's so much more relatable.
There was also a cop who testified who said that he saw the tail light.
He was the first one to go to Karen Reed's house to view her car and start collecting
evidence on the car.
And he said that when he first saw the car, the tail light was much more intact than how
it looked after the evidence
was collected.
Yeah, but those things can fall apart.
Right, so, but here, but so the defense's theory then is that dirty cops came, bashed
it, took pieces and put it all over the scene.
Yeah, these guys are psychopaths.
Devious.
Yeah, they're good.
We see body cam footage all the time of people
planting drugs on people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Dehumanized us to the sense where we're not real people.
We're almost like caricatures.
We're just, we're a potting.
So we kill our best friend in the snow,
and now we're not human to you people?
Oh, yeah, on a daily basis.
Anybody who's touched this case
has been called a murderer at some point.
Or anyone who's friends with a support car killer.
After three plays.
More like McCabe and Mr. Killer.
Nice.
That's what I say.
Look at that open action.
Look at that, oh, and another,
just kind of, they're like, nonsense.
White people corny.
Here's the shagga wrapped up yesterday.
What are you doing?
What the hell's with this?
Kinda gay.
He's doing the shocker.
Face is painted pink.
I don't know why somebody must've done,
I guess Karen did this at some point.
This guy's shirt matches his blood pressure issue.
Is his face painted pink?
There's this Roddy James DO fan.
He says DO fan.
We're going the door!
What'd you say, Connor?
Is his face painted pink?
No, no, he's just an Irish.
He's just an Irish.
He's got what you got.
He's just a maniac.
He's just got what you got.
I'm just curious to know if he's into the theatrics
or he's me, OK?
One of my people.
Just a genuine question.
Sorry I asked.
What is, why do they, why is this the hand signal that is like associated with this case?
My guess is that Karen Reed must have done that. I actually don't know. That was a guess.
Because the lawyer came out and was like doing this.
It became a symbol.
It's a big deal.
It's weird.
Holy da.
Saga wrapped up yesterday. Reed captured celebrating at dinner with her father.
Today she's walking with her attorney, Alan Jackson.
I didn't even know I'd be here today, so I had no place.
Meanwhile, it keeps family and friends struggling with the verdict.
I'm just sad for John's family and what happened yesterday.
I feel like they didn't get justice for him.
Our lives just changed forever.
Why speak out now after the verdict?
We took what we thought was the high road.
Let the court do its job.
This is so funny.
My eyes get smaller by the second.
And the high road to me?
Frangin' an ancient woman.
It is funny.
East Coast Irish people are capable of like evil
that we can't really comprehend sometimes.
Like you remember in a,
fucking what's the movie with fucking,
the bank robbery movie.
The town. The town, yeah.
You're about to make a real point related to the town.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
You're about to be like,
that's the thing about East Coast bad people.
They just seem gross.
In the town. They're robbing things.
They rob big pugs all the town. They're robbing things. They rob a park all the time.
It's a systemic problem.
And so from the town way we know that.
They creep me out.
I love that quote at the beginning of the town
was like every four seconds a bank is robbed.
You're like, this is a lie.
There's no way.
It's not true.
There's 10 million bank robbers from South.
There are over 10 million bank robbers in a town of 35,000 people.
You do the math.
16 banks in South. 700 of them get robbed every year.
They rob so often they leave the vault open.
Brutal 2022 blizzard.
Brian and his wife Nicole hosted a late night gathering
at their home.
An invitation had been extended to Reed and O'Keefe,
but Brian Albert says neither of them ever entered
his home that night.
O'Keefe was found lying unconscious in the snow
of Albert's front lawn.
He was pronounced dead at the hospital hours later.
The defense's theory? A violent altercation at the Albert's home, possibly involving other
members of law enforcement.
Did John ever come in the house?
Never, no.
You never saw John O'Keefe in the house, right?
Never.
Never.
These are people in your own community who believe the conspiracy theories, who believe
that there were other law enforcement officials and agents involved in this
It's also a really involved again because like so if he never came in the house
Then the only explanation is he just she left and he was so drunk. He just stumbled he
His shoe came off and then wolves attacked
I believe he was killed by the wolf man
Exactly. I believe he was killed by the wolf man sir.
Truly like if he was never, if she didn't do it
and he never went into their house.
Well they're saying she did do it.
They're saying she did it.
No I know.
There's also a moment in this reaction where they go,
so Keith never entered your house
and they almost go like this.
Oh no, no, no.
They almost go, yeah of course he was, oh no, no, no.
That's why I wanted to rewatch the reaction here,
because they've obviously all huddled up tons of times.
Before you play this, there is also a very good point
made by somebody that I can't remember,
that it's such a big house with so many rooms
and multiple floors, and there was several gatherings
inside of this party.
It's not that unlikely that he came in, went right downstairs,
and some of these guys may not have seen him at all.
So that is possible.
Some of them might not be lying.
But one guy there was like, no, I killed him.
Right, Higgins.
Higgins is like, no, I fucking, I-
I saw him, I killed, I broke his-
I fucking put the screws to him.
But they go, well, John, you know, you got,
you can't, that's for you.
That's for you to say, but like-
You can't say that, John.
You can't say that, John.
We all have an agreement here.
Huddle up, huddle up.
They do huddle.
They all have to have been coordinating a story
with each other if they have-
A lot of them coordinated.
Some of them may not have been.
Even if they're all totally innocent, you huddle up and go, what's our story here?
But if there were a group in the house that did not see him at all,
because it's like a big spread out house, they would not have let them in at all.
So there might be people who are genuinely clueless
that have no idea that he entered the house.
I think it's a it's a staircase thing.
And maybe it was just it was it was a murderous dog.
They all huddle up and they go, listen, Rufus. He got a little crazy last night. Kujo was hungry
Here's the question John ever come in the house never no you never saw John O'Keefe in the house, right?
You really think about that?
These are people in your he speaks first. These are people in your own. He speaks first, see?
He like leads them all.
The guy that's cute.
The guy with the most, yeah.
The guy with the fishing gap in his mouth.
These are people in your own community.
Who believe that.
And this guy doesn't even answer.
Who believe the conspiracy theories.
Who believe that there were other law enforcement officials
and agents involved in this.
Why is it people in your own community
who believe these conspiracy theories?
Well, because we have a history of being corrupt. We are constantly
corrupt. We get away with anything we want. That's why Mr. ABC News. They're
vice cops right? I remember that. You do real. Weren't they like, they were like a
vice unit or something. They weren't a regular police officer. I don't know about
that. I don't know. Oh I thought they were just running around around cops. For this conspiracy to be true, it would take 30 to 50 people.
You'd have to have multiple cops.
Three elites.
For a normal mission like this, it would take 30 to 50 people, but it takes only eight
elite narcotics agents like us to frame this woman.
He goes, and that's how good. We are I mean these guys
So it does you know the big group of the little group you know
It's the medical examin firemen emt's you name it
That's how preposterous and silly this is and great question. I don't understand how this is just silly
What a goofy thing that's happening why would why would everyone have to be no he's an he's lying
He's a fucking piece of shit murderer
Brian I bet you Nicole only found out about John's death when Jen McCabe who is a sister
Barged into their bedroom. She was upset upset and imagine how that woman smells
Immediately thought something had happened
My bedroom at 630 after taking a big fat shit
drinking a bunch of Chardonnay
Shitting her fucking badass
Most beautiful woman I've ever seen.
And she crawls into bed with him
and she queefs her pussy.
She just queefs out her pussy all over your bed.
And she's got that big fucking Mars attacks haircut.
And you gotta fucking, you gotta kill a cop.
That's your life.
Oh, you gotta cover up a murder I'm a cop. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha the day you know right now and what did you tell you she said John's John's out front John I think John's dead out front I said what's all that fuck guys what the
fuck you talking about I said what the fuck are you talking about shit I'm like who I
didn't know you still didn't piece it together I understand what she was talking about cuz why would John be out front of my house? So it massively killed him in the basement
What's he doing?
He took the serious drop brain trauma downstairs
Outside did it make no freaking sense
Someone resurrect John and he fucking walked out of house like Jesus Christ to what what he unwrap himself in the carpet
I put him in like what's going on? No honey the dog killed him last night
He's on your front you smell like baloney you're an officer
Why don't you just go outside and investigate or take a look? I'm not a it was cold
It was fucking was a blizzard
blizzard you accusatory faggot. Well I was a little wrapped up
investigating why my wife's pussy smells like a canned ham.
I was out, well you know what I could have gone outside but I was too
busy in the backyard with my black umbrella up praising Satan. Doing a seance.
Ever heard of it? A seance.
I was talking to Black Phillip in the yard.
We pulled an all nighter.
We were all pretty tired. I didn't want to go out there
and see the guy we killed five hours earlier.
Or up on a murder raft.
You think I want to go see my friend who I just killed?
You ever heard of anxiety?
I don't know, I ain't no anxiety. At that point the Boilermakers were wearing off You think I want to go see my friend do I just kill you ever heard of anxiety
At that point the Boilermakers were wearing off I didn't want to go outside and look at a look at you know our mess
This officer plus we saw some we. A bunch of wolves came out. But they didn't eat them. They just kind of nipped them a bunch.
And then they were bored.
And they just kept going.
They don't like human meat.
They only eat humans when they have nothing else to eat.
Is that South Dakota knowledge?
No, no.
This is the great knowledge.
From the great rich.
Yeah. They only eat humans when they have nothing else to eat. It's true. Is that South Dakota knowledge?
No, no, this is the gray knowledge.
Oh, the gray knowledge.
Yeah.
From Liam Neeson in the gray.
Idiot.
Dumbass.
I thought you were on wolves.
His shoes were off, like the wolves were like,
yo, take his shoes, take his shoes.
What is that?
They throw them over fucking telewires.
The wolves were like, yo, take this motherfucker's shoes.
You have a pretty nice jacket, what size is it?
They're Boston wolves.
Boston wolves.
They're like, Raph, Raph.
Hey, like them apples.
By the time I came downstairs,
the police were already in my house.
John was already gone.
There was nobody to save.
It's been half like a mad day in that monologue.
Where he's looking at the dead body, goes,
You know, one day I pray to come outside and see you not here.
I pray to not see your dead body right here.
They're not gonna make me happy.
They're not seeing your dead body right here. They're nothing would make me happy. They're not seeing your dead body right here
The basement the dead bodies nervous fist-pumping he's like I gotta go see about a god
It's a fellow cop that's the most ridiculous question that people always ask it makes zero sense
What am I supposed to do runouts run out front my underwear and start running yellow tape around the fire hydrant.
Over the course of the night, we've called and texted John 52 times.
I look like a guy trained to respond to emergencies to you or something?
Karen previously telling me she and John had gotten into an argument that night.
Would you say that you were angry with John that night?
Would you say that you had no ass? Yes night? Would you say that you have no ass?
Yes.
I keep hearing this thing about a flat ass.
Turn around for me.
Now Karen, can you stand up and do a twirl for me?
Karen, how many squats do you do a day?
Fair to say you have no ass, is that right, Karen?
How does it make you drink that much beer and have no ass?
Karen, are BBLs out of the question here?
You seem to care about your appearance.
Why don't you work on your ass?
God, this woman made workplace stink.
I think she's pretty.
No.
Oh, she has very pretty taste.
She's pretty for being one. Like, if you're at that age group in this town in Boston.
She's the hottest lady in town.
You go, alright, shit, yeah.
Could you have been angry enough and slick?
She does like, she says like town, like the town shit to you, you know?
She's like, remember we used to smoke it out of the filter?
You got any auxes?
You got any auxes?
Yes.
You gonna kill my husband?
Yes.
You gonna let him get attacked by wolves?
Yes.
You gonna pray to Satan? Yasss.
You a weird Boston cop Satanist? Yasss.
I saw the wolf. I saw your fucking wolf.
I saw your fucking wolf.
That's such a great line to live reboot. The first time I watched Place Me On The Pines,
he goes, I saw ya da. I saw ya da. I saw ya fuckin' da. I probably watched that, see,
I rewinded it like 15 times. It's Marlon Brando-esque acting.
Yeah, it's incredible. That guy, that kid is the, that's still the best
performance I think, like I've seen in recent history.
For sure. He's so good.
For someone his age. Yeah.
Definitely the best. He goes, he's talking to Karen. He goes. I couldn't see your fucking
I didn't see your ass. I didn't see I didn't see your fucking ass. No one no one in town saw your fucking
Place me on the bides rules. I do John. Oh, just the same way I did your father your mother Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'll put your fucking ass off
Yes, just like God clip Cairns ass my dog will clip your nuts I wolf will clip your nuts
Like he clipped your daddy's nuts
Said it before I'll say it again cuz that's one of my favorite gags is in the end of the town when the florist goes like
Clip your nuts. It's like I clipped your daddy's nuts and then the movie and then Ben Affleck goes
You're down there and then the tough the tough old boss the tough old florist goes
Man you sound pretty gay to me.
Nah man, you touch my dad's nuts dude.
You sound like a fucking fag.
I'm not gay!
Please believe me!
I swear!
Please believe me!
Please believe me!
I'm not gay!
No! You seem pretty fucking gay dude, all you do is like cut flowers all day like a fucking fag. Please believe me. I'm not gay! I'm not gay! He doesn't even have to kill him anymore.
You seem pretty fucking gay, dude. All you do is like cut flowers all day like a fucking bag.
Yeah, man, you own a flower shop and you're talking about my dad's nuts. You sound like a fucking homo.
I'm not! But I'm not!
I swear!
He's like supposed to be the big villain in the movie.
All of a sudden he's on his back legs.
He's like, he's on the bed soup.
No!
I'm not gay!
Ben Affleck panses him.
And he's wearing panties.
He's got butt plugs in his panties.
He's got his hands out his ankles.
It's a cock cage with a butt plug.
J-Renner comes back and they low bridge him.
Uh.
No, I'm not gay.
I don't know, I can see a whale tail sticking out of the bathroom. Why you got a tramp stamp then?
He's got a tribal tramp stamp.
He goes, man, he goes, man, your father, we were at the Abbey.
He does look like an old bear.
You know how I met your father at the Abbey they were stealing phones
You pants him his lace panties on he gets low bridge and his shirt flies up and he has a whole matching set
Like falls out of his pocket the camera cuts back to him he's holding like a like a feather duster
I
Want to thank you for identifying the real me
You force me to accept myself Completely Irish moonlight and begins his pan-cropping movie for an hour and the movie completely shifts
into this old Irish mafia boss, accepting that he's gay.
He's giving a hand job to another elderly Irishman
on the beach.
Yeah!
Yeah!
I wanna thank you, Ben.
Yeah!
I'm gonna thank you Ben Maybe accept myself
I've always hated what I saw in the mirror every time I woke up when I put on these lace panties
And I put in me butt plug, he's like a pirate now. He's like a nautical.
Me butt plug!
Oh my god!
This joke is hopefully, you know, you have to have seen these movies but fuck, that kills me.
If you haven't seen those movies, I don't even know what to tell you.
Yeah.
What are you doing with this?
Place Me on the Pines is more understandable, I guess, to not have seen, but...
Great movie though movie watch that immediately
Really really fantastic. Hmm annoyed you that in the fit of rage you just backed up and never tried to tap him
I would not to try to kill him but tried to tap him
Prosecution size SUV to hit John's body with my car. No, I spoke with a jerk tonight
I told you that we can't listen did not occur overall a lot of the evidence car. No, I spoke with a jerk tonight. I was trying to hit those wolves that were eating him.
Did not occur.
Overall, a lot of the evidence has caused...
What car is that again?
It's a Lexus SUV.
Is that the GX?
That's a great...
The LX, the LX is a great car, especially that year.
That's a sick car.
I never knew what car it was until right now.
I always liked how it looked.
The Lexus SUVs from that era were fantastic looking.
In fact, they're a big deal.
People keep buying them used.
They stop making them?
Well, no.
The new ones are pretty sick too,
but just the way this one looked,
that year a lot of people take them
and turn them into tiny homes.
All the people that live in their cars
and do like van life shit.
A lot of people have like been taking these
and using them and they like soup them up
and they make them into these like off-roading,
like just, you know.
We're, I didn't know that.
It's a cool looking car.
Not a car.
Overall, a lot of the evidence has caused reasonable doubt and that was enough
for us not to connect. A little after 6 a.m. Karen found John's body in the snow. Jen called
911. 911, what's your emergency? I have no ass! I have no ass, it's a bunch of wolves,
you never look at my husband! Like one at a time man, you got no ass?
Then we're not coming, bye.
Alright, we're just gonna do a hundred squats, okay?
You're gonna be alright, let's get a little pump in there.
So bodyweight squats, we're gonna get weights.
Get a little squat bar man, okay? Just stay calm.
Search kayak for Brazilian ticket prices.
Gotta go to a lean book. Search kayak for Brazilian ticket prices
A defense theory about a Google search Jen had made about how long it takes to die in the cold It's so funny. It's a claim. She searched it before O'Keefe's body was found. So much has been made about that Google search
That morning was it at 6 a.m. Or was it at 627 a.m am how long to die in the cold? What's your answer?
She asked me to do it at outside of fear view at 620 whatever it was doesn't matter
How much I say about it people will not believe it the group also hoping to clear up rumors
Man that's like a pot doesn't look like he's like like he's grown his full length. That thing will fuck you up. That thing will fuck you up.
And if his owner is getting in a fight, with John O'Keefe, it will. It's a trained canine, I believe.
They're trained to see if they see conflict happening or a struggle, they jump in.
My dad had a German Shepherd that he was convinced
was a former like police canine unit
because they'll let him go if they're too nice.
But like it was shipped to Chicago
and it was a full bred German Shepherd
and he got it Shotzi for a few years.
Sweetest dog I've ever had in my life.
There was a guy going through our garbage one day.
I've never seen a dog enter kill mode quicker.
It was bizarre.
They get down, they're the greatest guard dogs there are.
An army crawl towards this guy.
The greatest guard dogs they are towards this guy the greatest guard dogs
They are because they have the discipline of like an intelligent dog like they love their owners
You never have to worry about them like killing your baby like a pit bull
But if something's actually coming in with you, they are they're just as good as pit bulls, you know
Did your dad eventually guarding the guy that killed cats in a sock?
Well, did your dad eventually give the dog to the guy that kills cats in a sock? What? Did your dad eventually give the dog to the guy that kills cats in a sock?
No, he euthanized it because its hips were given out.
The displeasure thing is really rough.
Albert's dog, Chloe, who had been rehomed after the incident.
The defense claimed the dog was involved in a huge death.
Yeah, look at that!
Those dogs were inflicted as a result of a dog attack.
That looks like dog bites.
Look at the puncture bites. Those dogs were inflicted as a result of a dog attack. Those dogs are from teeth.
Look at the puncture bite.
For two years, where Chloe is.
The state shit at Woodland.
So if they wanted to take DNA evidence from Chloe the dog
and match it to possible DNA evidence on John O'Keefe,
they could have matched it.
Absolutely.
But now with the trial behind them,
they say it was a wolf.
They're still faced with threats against them
and their families, but hope to continue calling this community
Their home you get down you get depressed and it's like but this is the town
We like grew up and like we didn't do anything wrong. We all contributed to our town. We love our town
Why should we have to go anywhere? You kill a guy your town doesn't love you anymore. It's unbelievable cover up a murder and I came
Go out
I'm gonna Cold Stone creamer. They look at me funny, you know
What a case good legendary case she's out she's a woman god bless you Karen
Wonder where she went
She's a house in the Swiss stilts.
Oh, it's out there.
I can't remember.
That night after she was free?
Wonder what bar.
No, she went home after that.
I'd go home.
Why would you not go celebrate?
After her kill?
Cause she's still too high profile.
No, not after.
What do you mean after she got not killed to you?
After she got not killed to you.
Oh, I don't know about that.
You go to, you-
Cheesecake factory.
It would be like, you know, you just tell,
I would be out in front of the crowd
I'd be like thank you all like where we go
Yeah, yeah, I mean, but I think she's too high profile to like she's just gonna go straight home
I well you have pictures they must be out there. Oh, she went to dinner with her dad. Yeah, but where though
Yeah, some like hoity-toity place. Yeah
Let's all next time let's all go to Boston together and hit their hotspots.
We gotta find her.
I wanna like get her on the show.
I think she's gonna rush right over.
She goes, they hate watch podcast, watch me!
Well you gotta wait, you gotta wait a little bit.
You gotta wait for her to relax.
She's actually not that big.
She's quite big.
And then we're right there waiting for her.
I think it's gonna be a hard hit.
Would you go through this hell to have the fame she has
and get like a tell-all book
that is a New York Times bestseller?
No.
If I know I'm innocent in the end, yes.
Yeah, but it doesn't matter.
Innocent people get convicted all the time.
No, if I know I'm gonna be not guilty,
found not guilty, then yeah, sure.
Sure. Why not?
No, it's definitely not worth it.
Well, at the beginning, you know you're gonna be not guilty,
so you just ride it out. There's still a ton it. Well at the beginning, you know, you're gonna be not guilty So you just write it out walk around go that thing
You're known you have this terrible reputation it's like
Even if you're not guilty by the order of the law
There's a giant amount of the population that still thinks that you're guilty
No one will recognize and they also because of all of like the discovery
They know for a fact that she was like texting some Brian Higgins trying to fuck this guy what she was cheating
She's still drunk whore in the whole world knows that drunk whore with no ass
Nobody working on an innocent drunk whore with no ass. I'm already famous for not having an ass
So it's not that much worse for me
Yeah Fuck well anyway famous for not having an ass so it's not that much worse for me yeah fuck well
anyway we did it people wanted us to cover it we had to we sure did and we're not gonna do
anything on Iran because fucking it'll change every five seconds we were at war
and now Trump's saying like you know I didn't want to hear John's take on Iran I mean I
think it was all just a show let one that do it for
Maybe I'm jock weaker page. Yeah. Love you guys