Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Certified Boogeymen

Episode Date: May 13, 2024

REACTION TO KENDRICK/DRAKE BEEF...THEY NOT LIKE US!!! Ty Dolla Sign is a pedophile hunter, guy tries to punch a cop after getting angry his girlfriend made money stripping

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end The best is over Many Americans I think feel that way So something came out that another black community and going crazy right now. Let's let's check this out Like the sounds. Yeah, I like this one. Mustard on a beat, ho, he boat. He rap nigga, he a free throw.

Man down, call an ambulance. Tell him breathe bro, nail a nigga to the cross. He walk around like T-Zone. What's up with these jabroni ass niggas trying to see content? They end up speaking hate and fuck em all and they mama. How many opps you really got got I mean it's too many options I'm finna pass on this body. I'm John Stockton He just say that he just fucking say pass on his body. I'm John Stockton go

Drake you better run bro. You better run bro. You went over your head, bro. Yo, Kendrick got a body with this one. Kendrick got a body with this one. He's the certified boogie man, bro. Hey, you said it. Diabolical, bro. Today we're gonna do a white boy's reaction to the Kendrick Drake beef.

This is what everyone's been waiting for. They've been waiting for four white men in a basement that do a racist podcast to react. I'm sure the Haywatch listeners are gonna hear about this. That is who you want to break it down though. It is, absolutely. We have different angles on it and we have, we can break it down like, okay, well here,

we owned him bad, he called him a pedophile. This song's gonna get a lot, it's also the perfect bridge to white people. White people, we love pedophiles. We do. That's our game. White people, like this is such a great club anthem because white people have been wanting to dance along

to somebody being a pedophile for a long time, you know. Pedophilia in the black community is rampant now and it's like they're kind of stealing from my culture, our culture. Yeah, this is cultural appropriation. This is white cultural appropriation. They're colonizing us. Yeah.

This is, what an amazing time to be alive, man. This is, I've been waiting 10 fucking years for this. I have hated Drake my entire life. I feel so proud. I think you're second to Kendrick as far as hating Drake goes. Yeah, definitely. I've never met anyone in my entire life

who hates Drake as much as you do. I've never had a Drake song on my phone. I don't, I hear it. I, when I first heard Drake, I thought he was a parody rapper. Like his voice sounded so silly to me. Yeah, that has to be like a joke. What was the first Drake song you heard? Uh, I don't know, like one of those, um. It was the one with Lil Wayne. This first one I heard. What was like the mixtape one? Yeah, when people were like in high school, they were like, oh this Drake guy. Yeah. And then forever. Yeah Sounds like you know the lyrics

Pretty embarrassing you know all the words It was very gay. He's just gay and he's a fucking pedophile. Mm-hmm. That's the worst part Let's run with it. I don't really know where the evidence evidence is I mean, he tried to kiss a 17 year old on stage He got it, you know, he wants to he was he was coaching Millie Bobby Brown there were little little crew That was bad. That was I mean, there's no way to look at that and ever imagine. Oh, this is an innocent friend I was bizarre. Yeah. Yeah, the more I've been digging into it too. It's like it got quite weird I saw an interview Millie Bobby Brown was being interviewed about her friendship with Drake It's like what do you talk about with him?

She's like well, he just gives me boy advice and things like that and then they started a creepy start digging in They're like well what out like could you give us an example? No, that that stays in the decks Well, he sent me a picture of his penis with the question what would you do with this? No kidding. He goes, well, he sent me a picture of his penis with the question, what would you do with this? Yeah. Kind of like a pop quiz situation. He was more like a tutor, actually.

Listen, man, I just don't want to hear Drake say it no mo. Yeah, brother, same, dude. Listen, man. I'm like, he better not say the N word, dude. He better not say the N word, bro. That word is reserved for white group chats. Ah! Oh, man, this, Kendrick has so diabolically just character assassinated this man

over the course of a week. Yeah. Where it's, there's white guys that are just like, Drake's a cracker bitch. If I catch him saying the N word, I'm gonna be fucking pissed. Drake says the N word, well he better be on a podcast. You know what's when I hate,

the thing that really creeped me out the most, well the Millie Bobby Brown stuff's bad, is when he rented out Dodger Stadium for a candlelit dinner with an 18 year old on her 18th birthday. Yeah, he's crazy. Every Drake fan's like, I mean, it's legal, who cares? I'm like, that means he knew her.

Yeah, he was like, settin' up. He planned that while she was 17. He's not like, spur of the moment, I know there's like a little hole in the wall space. He started planning. The helicopter's into Dodger Stadium. Yeah, where'd that come from? It's like Bondville.

Where'd that chopper come from? That's insane. Have you been to this restaurant before? It's a little something called Dodger fuckin' Stadium. He was planning Millie Bobby Brown. That was a definite attempt. That's grooming. And like, it's legal to have sex with 16 year olds in some places. Maybe in Canada or something.

It's still pedophilia if you do it. No I know it is but I guarantee you he's done that. Have you heard of Romeo? They're like oh it's legal. It's legal. I don't think it's legal. Hebophilia. Hebophilia. I think it's called like Romeo Juliet law. He is a Jew.

No. Hebophilia. No you have to be within a certain age range. Hold on guys, Drake is a Hebefi. He's a fucking Jewish pedophile. Fuck. Ha ha! Oh, you done after this, bro?

You have to be like 18. Headshots all summer long. You better walk around like Daft Punk. You thought Kendrick was bad, bitch. Kendrick was bad. Kendrick's for the culture. We tired of you, bro. You fucked on my mama, bro Hey, Drake Wakanda forever, bro. I haven't I'm born in South Dakota. I've been walking around going like West Coast fucking

So proud to live in Los Angeles lately. I mean, listen to this song. I don't know a crib walker. I'm watching. Sometimes you've got to pop out. Show me this. Certify Murphy, man. I'm the one that up to score with him.

Walk him down whole time. I know he got some ho in him. Pull on him. It's that shit. We'll get that for him. Say, Drake, I hate you like I'm young. Woo! Yeah, dude. And he made it so we can listen to this.

It's great. It's like one of his best songs. Jesus Christ. I mean, we've got to get Kendrick to work for our podcast team to allow us to watch videos and shit. Like, he can get anything done. I love him. Yeah, he's my fucking hero, dude.

I love him so much. He's my favorite person alive. This song, and I'm not trying to make it sad, but when I first heard this whole beef and I and Kendrick responded with euphoria and then dropped all these you know the meat the grams which is like a serial killer picking apart somebody it's so scathing just going like you raised a piece of shit I kept thinking of Jack cuz I'm like yeah there's so many reasons to not kill yourself like you know

Yes, but it could have been enjoying this I would have told them like listen man What if Kendrick and Drake of a beat like what if Kendrick drops like five songs straight like come on man planet The Apes is out now. We love that like there's a reason to come on When I first started hearing about like the first like the first tracks and stuff I was like okay I'm not thank God Jack's dead because I don, now I don't have to even learn about this and it sounds like a lot. And then it just kept going and it kept going and then I was like, but if Jack was alive,

I'd be forced to learn all of it. And then it got to the point where it's like, oh, this is, I can't avoid it. And this is actually, then it's like a masterpiece gets released like this. And now I'm just thrilled. I think, you know, listen, I've loved Kendrick my whole life. I'm from LA.

You guys are, Joey's an LA guy. I'm from LA. This is my favorite song ever made. Same. I fucking love it. I'm not kidding. This is already my favorite song ever made. It's like if Indy Club was about a guy being a pedophile.

Yeah. It's like if Indy Club was about a guy being a pedophile. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's unbelievable. Kendrick should be brought in by military strategists in the United States. Like, I could like, just to, just to. No, it's like the Da Vinci Code of rap beef. It's like everything's so layered, it goes back like 10, 12 years,

just like planting seeds throughout the whole thing. He's diabolical. Diabolical, it's unbelievable. It's like America fucking with a country and then finally bombing it. It's also like a country that's just wide open and exposed and it's basically they're impossible to defend because he's like, what can Drake really say?

He's like, oh, you beat your wife. And then it's like, no, he didn't beat her. It's like, you got nothing on him. And then you're a pedophile and you're a loser. You're a fucking Canadian nerd. It's just like you picture Drake at a brewery playing Jenga with his college bros and they're all sitting there going, hey, let's come up with some rhymes to get him back.

And then Kendrick, just the coolest fucking guy, literally on planet Earth, and he's got like fucking, he's got a mustard beat and he's just going, he's got a mustard beat. Yeah, and he's just going Everybody so much Joey is saying like he got mustard on the beat Around just like saying like mustard on the beat Kendra imagine Kendrick like working for like the like the United States Like army like during World War two He's like he's like General Patton. You got a bomb dressin

It's gonna be necessary we need to hit him where it hurts the civilians He goes I know the innocent civilians, but they gotta go Gotta show them this is not allowed. You're gonna spread the sense. Yes, they start down themselves. You attack dear Germany I'm sorry. that man is your leader. Oh my god. You know what's funny though, I think he's the coolest guy in the world, but it's changed my perspective on him also because I'm like, I used to think he was just a cool guy. Now I'm like, he's scary. He's a scary man. Like he's not as cool as he is scary now. I'm like this is the most diabolical little freak of all time.

I gotta say, not to make it white, but he came out and he showed us he has some M&M in him. Oh, absolutely. He's got the ability to like, you know, Kendrick, he won't like rap about raping his mom, what not, but he'll rap about your mom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He'll talk to your son.

He literally is the smallest. He'll talk to your future son, do you understand? I also just love it because he is the tiniest man talk to your future son, do you understand? I also just love it because he is the tiniest man I've ever seen in my entire life. Like the fact that he's doing this is the coolest shit. He's like Moxie Bugs. It makes him even cooler to me.

I mean, he's just like this tiny, vicious little genius. It's like Pinky and the Brain, where he's just like the brain. No, it's like if Joe Pesci dropped the most insane diss track of all time. He's also got like actual like fucking like Joker characters out there that are like doing shit for him. They're like running into Drake's house and shit. He's got goons. Top Dog is like a terrifying man.

Top Dog, yeah, robbed Hendrick's father back in the day. But no, did you see the video? You know, the cover of the thing was the prescription pills and all the stuff that was stolen and Drake was like, I planted it. Like, you know, you take the bait, you take the bait. And then this like crazy man on Twitter came out and just showed us that like, no, like it was stolen from you.

Look at this video. There's literally, this is a Joker character. I was confused by this. I saw, I want you to explain this. I don't want you. This is a guy showing us that he has it. He has all the stuff. This is like a Riddler video.

It's Riddler video. It's truly, it's deranged. These are the pill bottles. They're hanging by strings. Wait, what is this? So he robbed Drake's house? This is all of Drake's stuff. He robbed Drake's suitcase.

This is little. Patrick himself? No, some guy. I was like, gee, that's crazy. This is the cover photo for the Me the Gram song. It's like his Ozempic. It's Ozempic prescription. All these prescriptions. That's why they keep talking about Zenbook.

Okay. Look at this. It's creepy. He's got the mayor like all gagged and tied up. Commissioner Gordon tied up in a chair behind him. The clock is ticking back now. Well depending on what time it is, you're a Zempik maybe in three locations instead of one.

Terrible quality video, like you know the guy's insane. Yeah, he's great. He's filming that shit on a flip phone. Is that Toronto or whatever? I don't know where he is. Maybe that's Toronto. I don't know what that shitty city looks like. Fuck you.

I think it's a fuck. You better not. I better not see you in Oakland. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Maybe that's right, I don't know what that shitty city looks like, fuck you. You better not, I better not see you in Oakland. And step this way, step this way, step this way. What is the cover with his house, like what is that? That's like Megan's Law. Oh those are the dots. Like pedophilia going on in there, he's a sex offender chicken pox. That is sick.

Also that guy, I don't even know who it is, but that guy Baca who works for him. Yeah, he's like a sex trafficker. Literally went to jail for sex trafficking. He's like Drake's right hand man. It's beautiful man, it's really really just great to watch. It's such a great time. I heard the song like five times yesterday

just on the drive to CU and it's such a nice time. I saw footage of you guys, cause you just got back from yesterday just on the drive to see you and it's such a such a nice time I saw footage you guys could you just got back from the tour on the East Coast playing this song in the East Coast I was so jealous. I was like goddamn. I wish I could be well we were we were jealous We were not in LA when it dropped. Yeah, I felt I felt out of touch a little bit No, because you could play that and everybody knows you're from Los Angeles and now it's just like hey, this is kind of sick It's kind of the American anthem at this point. Mm-hmm. I think New York LA everybody coast to coast He bring a coast together broke the the pool hall last night They played like four times while I was playing pool. Yeah, like somebody just kept going up to the touch tunes

I mean like run it back run it back. I was in line at a CVS pharmacy Not this is not a joke at all and I hear the song playing and I'm like oh god somebody's like some kid probably just playing it on his phone like a little shit I turn around and it's a 70 year old white lady it was Drake's mom I can't deny it's a hit here's like a cooler looking like old white lady but yeah it was a fucking seven year old white hair white lady. It was nuts. It's going everywhere.

It's bringing everybody together. Yeah. It's bringing everyone together. We all hate. I mean, dude, just the line in Euphoria 2, he was like, I hate when you say the N word. Yeah. That was like, cause I've always made a joke for years

where I'm like, I know there's a whole high school black dudes that Drake went to high school with that can't believe the persona he made up. Right. Yeah. They're like, he's getting away with this? Theaters! Arena's full of people. He's staying in the end where no one's beating his ass. Yeah, he's a colonizer. Yeah. He's a colonizer, brother!

Yeah, dude. He's a colonizer, brother man! Brother man. He's a fucking colonizer, dude. Anyway, let's do some racist riffs. Hell yeah, dude. Anyway, let's do some racist riffs. Hell yeah, dude. Have you guys seen, for a second, this is like, you know, this is a full,

we're doing a full hip hop show, I guess. But Soulja Boy, I don't know what's going on, it is, it's Mother's Day, and Soulja Boy is tweeting at Metro Boomin' saying happy Mother's Day, Metro Boomin'. Metro Boomin''s mother was shot and killed years ago by the guy she was dating and then he killed himself. And Soulja Boy is going online and keeps tweeting

happy Mother's Day, Metro Boomin. All the stream sales money and fame, not gonna bring your mom back, Metro Boomin. Was it worth it? I can say fuck this money and fame, she'll still be a boss, can you? I mean, Kendrick. What did Metro do to him?

Kendrick basically like, Kendrick has a lab leak of hatred right now and everyone is going insane and being the worst versions of themselves. Chris Brown and Quavo, are they both dead? Did they kill themselves a few weeks ago? I don't know, I'm surprised Chris Brown has not been attacked by somebody.

It's crazy. Wait, what did Quavo do? Explain, they went under the radar. But they had a meaner beef. Yeah, way meaner beef. I mean, I don't even know what the beef originated from. I think it was over that girl, Saweetie, or something like that.

But Chris Brown put a district out that was like, you should have died instead of takeoff. It was like so scathing. Very terrifying. Yeah. Jesus. Yeah, so I don't know, I'm surprised he's alive. It's a terrifying time to be alive. Kendrick saved their lives by just like overshadowing. Yeah, so I don't know I'm surprised. He's alive. It's a terrifying time to be alive

Yeah, Kendrick saved their lives by just like overshadowing. Yeah, I did. Oh, we should start some beef with somebody How about me and you dude? I'm sick of you No, we other people I want just somebody that's like we like but I go like you should die You should fucking die you should wind up like Weinstein in the same cell. Yeah, what's another podcast? Lemon party. We should go after them. Ben Avery, you should fucking be in a jail cell. With Weinstein.

That was my big takeaway from all the footage. Oh, Ben Avery likes babies? I think he's acting crazy. You love your own kid, bitch? He is morphing into Mark David Chapman. I think he acting crazy. You love your own kid, bitch. He is morphing into Mark David Chapman. I noticed from watching, I was like, he's got big fat tits on him now. He does.

He's looking like Ed Kemper giving an interview. It was one of the fattest displays of eating I've ever seen in my entire life. It's a bit, but the bit is actually just him gaining a bunch of it. And he keeps eating, like I saw a bunch of pictures where he's like eating ice cream, he just kept eating as much as possible. Pancakes, like every breakfast, pancakes.

That's crazy. Pancakes. My uncle took us to like a local spot in Philly for cheese steaks, and they're huge, dude. They're like subway footlongs, and it's just greasy, gristle meat. Cheese steaks are disgusting. They're incredible.

But he ate an entire one, and my uncle only ate half of his, and Ben was like, you gonna finish that? Oh, no way! No, Ben, and then he fell asleep the minute we got back. He's popping cheese steaks like Ambien. And then just going right to sleep to let his metabolism freeze. Yes.

Get as fat as possible. I really wanna make sure this affects me, so I'm gonna go into cryogenic sleep. Yeah. Woo, real quick. You better not have her go to cell. Yeah, you hear that Ben? You need to talk to him and they in love.

Ben doesn't get any of this by the way. Trying to explain to him what's going on was like, is unbelievable. He still has no clue what's happening. No clue. He has no clue what's going on. No. He thinks, like I said, he just, he thinks this is like a fucking Twitter fight.

Now he's just like, his eyes glaze over and he's just seeing like Butterfinger milkshakes and shit. He's like, alright, we can talk about that later. No clue what's happening. Only one that get your hemi downs and party after party playing with his nose now. And Baka got a weird case why I see around. Certified lover boy, certified pedophile Bop bop bop bop bop bop

That fuck him up Bop bop bop bop bop I'ma do my stuff Why you chugging Alright, I mean, you know, I can already hear a lot of the insane white fans of ours Oh yeah, they really enjoy it by the We look like the corniest guys of all time, you know

Well it's a joke, they don't understand that, but Also it's authentic It's not a joke to me And I'm really excited about this It's not a joke at all to me and you know fuck you if you racist dog We're educating white Even like the Klan is like bumping There is my race makeling probably is Jews more than black

The thing about this song is the anthem is so catchy, you can use it any way you want. You know what I mean? They can literally just be riding around like black neighborhoods as the Klan, being like, you're not like us, you're not like us. It could be for anything, dude. Yeah, exactly.

It's a choose your own adventure song. Yeah, it is. You could do it for anything. Yeah. Oh, what a time, what a time. Do you hear it's in the Dodgers stadium, it's in their rotation now? No way.

Fuck off. A pedophile song at the Dodgers stadium. The day in there like a rotation now. No way fuck off a pedophile song It's a day drop six hours later. It was being played on TNT like to go to commercial and shit for the NBA playoffs It's the biggest Agra's career. Yeah, it's the biggest song he's ever had It's a pedophile anthem about about the biggest musician basically for the last 10 years What is Drake's strategy like what is he gonna do? He's just gonna lay low his strategy was to put out the gayest diss track of all time that got over a million dislikes on YouTube It's you know where I'm saying like now. What is he gonna do like right? Like what is he thinking now? I saw he posted on his story. He says a

Fun time summertime vibe start now. Yeah, he's just like yeah, I suck ass. I'll put out some like melodic Yeah, he's gonna wait like a month or two and then he'll put out some like gay Caribbean beat. I'll play work, which is sad. And all the women and like male bitches will like it. All the other vaginal options will like it. All the OVO, all the OVO freaky ass n-words will like it. This song's going to get white people in trouble. Oh yeah, dude.

We're finished. I don't care. I don't care either, I'm saying it. Whatever the consequences. Y'all ain't gonna stop me? Y'all ain't gonna stop me, bro. This is a coastal thing, bro. Yeah, bro.

The Bay! You brought The Bay and LA together. One night only. One night only. That stop in Oakland's gonna be your last stop. Sunday, Sunday, Sunday, we the Bay. New pedophile anthem. New pedophile.

Woo! Woo hoo hoo! Oh my god. I love this. Okay, so anyway, you know what this is doing? This is making rappers become pedophile hunters, folks. The great Ty Dolla Sign is now going on pedophile runs. Like he's gonna wind up with Colin Shoemaker soon,

Ty Dolla Sign. Have you seen this, Joey? I have not seen this. I've seen the Vitali guy, he like makes dudes do pushups. Yeah, so Ty Dolla Signign's going along with Vitaly, whoever this guy is. Dude, they're right there at the light. They're hunting pedophiles, all thanks to Kendrick.

Kendrick has stopped this rampant problem of pedophilia. How recent is this? This came out like a week ago. Damn. This is strange. Orange shirt. You see him at the light? Didn't you say the guy in the orange?

Oh, yeah, yeah, orange shirt. He's texting and shit. Imagine these guys rolling up on you. You're a pedophile. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Who was Vitaly? He's like if Rob Gronkowski hated pedophiles. I have no idea. He's like a Russian influencer that was... He was one of the first... He was one of the early YouTube guys. Early YouTube guy. First guy that was doing pranks on YouTube.

Was he the guy that eventually did BangBus also? Yeah. No. He fucked? He did a BangBus. He has a BangBus episode. The baby alien? Nah. He was like... He fucks baby aliens.

He kills them. He did BangBus back in like 2008 or something. Yeah. Oh wow. Good for him. And I think it was like pre his major YouTube fame So like he was like blowing up and everyone found this like old bang bus episode He also he also did during the pandemic. He did he was doing crazy amounts of mushrooms

I dug in after seeing the who's the guy from the Kanye song? I like a quick fuck the guy little pump pump pump he so he did a hunt with Lil Pump too. And. He did a hunt. A hunt with Pump. They were hunting together. Hunting with Pump. But so, during the pandemic,

he started doing like 30 grams of mushrooms a day. Damn. And then he went, he's like, I can't, this isn't affecting me anymore, I have to do, he did like 300. Yeah. And then he beat an innocent woman like, this isn't affecting me anymore. I have to do, he did like 300. And then he beat an innocent woman. Like he attacked like a strange woman,

started beating her, and then had to pay her like a bunch of money. And then he's like. So it was good for her. Yeah, he did her a favor. He did her a favor, because she was a white bitch. More women should just take a couple hits. I would take a few licks.

Take a few licks, and then take them to court. But so that was just like, you know, a couple years ago. Now he paid her, and he's like, didn't get canceled somehow now like black people like yeah I'm not being tied to all the signs running around with him. Yeah, they shaved this pedophiles head Yeah, they turn him into fucking they turn him into a Hasidic Jew Hasidic Jews wife Shave his head they put a wig on a really shitty plastic wig on her. And they fuck him in the ass in Williamsburg. Crazy. Yeah.

Yeah. Intercept us. God. Perfect, right here, guys, behind the camera. Ty, let's go. Let's go, Ty. Everyone else stay behind. It's crazy how you can just do whatever you want

to these guys. Beautiful. But you gotta turn around when I throw it. They can't even follow the sky, you know. This one on the left and the one on the you want to these guys. Beautiful. But you gotta turn around when I throw it. You can't even follow the sky, you know. There's one on the left and one on the right. On the right. No. No orange.

He's already done. My God. Oh God, he's got the clippers. Yo, my boy, what's up? Oh shit. Oh fuck. Oh. Vitaly's got the clippers. Yo my boy, what's up? Oh shit Vitaly's got the blamma with The blicky yeah, he's got a piece on him first time. He held first time. He held a draco with somebody Aimed down. He's gonna learn from him mistakes now. Oh, no, what's up my boy? Come here. Oh, no

Love calling a pedophile my boy Because my boy goes where Boy You're different dude, you like you like built different ain't you You like you like who you fuck built different it work away the wolf move, go right here. What's up? I just can't believe Ty Dolla Sign is there. Yeah, why the fuck is he there? Why is Ty Dolla Sign doing this? It's also to say that you can just,

you can now monetize pedophilia. Like it feels kind of gross. All the pedophilia videos now where they're like funny and they're all laughing. It's kind of like, but do you actually care about the thing in hand here? Yeah, no, not at all. No, you're making views awesome.

He beat a woman up during the pandemic. He doesn't give a shit about people. Ty Dolla Sign's out? No, no, no. Vitaly. Oh, Vitaly, he beat somebody up? Yeah. Did you see that?

Oh, right, right, right. That was him. I don't know who you guys are talking about. Sorry I zoned out when you guys speak. I zone right out. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. It's just weird to me that you can do this thing. That is, it's justice.

You are fighting evil, but you're like, how do we get more views for this? Let's get Ty Dolla Sign in the mix. Look at this guy, what a creep. He really dressed up for the day. Yeah, I know, I mean he's got fabulous hair. Yeah, I mentioned a pedophile, you know like the first day back to school

where you lay your clothes out in the bed. You're doing that because you're seeing a kid the next day. At the start of the semester, he goes and gets a new backpack at the mall. He's going back to school shopping. He's got the burnt horns. He's got the whole outfit out, he even has the shoes of the semester he goes and gets a new backpack at the mall. He's going back to school shopping. He's got the burnt horns. He's got the whole outfit out. He even has the shoes under the pants.

He's looking, he can't sleep. He can't wait to get on. He's at Staples buying gel pens. Oh shit. Damn, my dollars. Why you wanna meet a 15 year old fucking boy for sex? Why you trying to meet a 15 year old boy for sex? Fucking Jerry Curl La Bamba ass motherfucker.

Weird ass boy. Weird ass Jerry Cur curl La Bamba ass boy we're doing Jerry curl La Bamba ass like fucking motherfucking really funny day to go to the TV I did your curl bitch no one's gonna hurt you what's up, bro? You a good person? You a good person? He going to jail. Turn around, turn around. Ty Dolla Sign goes turn around I'm gonna fuck you in the ass.

Oh no! Also at one point do you think the guy's like Are you Ty Dolla Sign? Like what the fuck is going on? No he doesn't. Turn around. Turn around. Like what the fuck is going on? Yeah? No he doesn't Yeah, he could sue the fuck out of them really oh and civil court yeah, but then they'll be like you're a pedophile you know There's no way you were there to me. He was there to meet a boy

He has a massive case. Yeah, I dollar sign is shit tons of money. Yeah, battalions shit of money. This guy cornered me and shaved my head on YouTube. I mean, even just touching him, he has a case. Yeah. This is crazy. Yeah, he does. You know, justice for the little guy, actually. Yeah. Come on, you know, I mean, listen,

if something happened to you if you're a pedophile, it's fine. Dude, he put rings on, man. Yeah, he's tripped up. What do you expect out of, what do we, He's tripping, dude. Truly, what do we expect out of pedophiles? Something bad happened to them and they have to keep the cycle going. Yeah it's not their fault. Why do we get on them so hard? Give up damn break. They're victims! Yeah. They're victims! I mean who amongst us does not find kids attractive? Come on! Imagine you're Drake and your fucking

Steve Harvey father keeps banging you Right in front of your fucking right right in front of your fucking Who's the bitch? Who's a Barbara? What's her name? Streisand? Barbara Streisand mom Barbara Streisand your mom Barbara Streisand is watching you get banged by Steve Harvey as a child You're gonna turn out weird. Is that a theory that his dad touched him? It is now. You heard it first here folks. A Steve Harvey suit fucked him. Turn around boy.

You wanna go to jail? You wanna go to jail? I'm gonna shave your head. Ty Dolla $ign singing. I'm a better barber. Because you wanna fucking meet a 15 year old boy. we're gonna make an example out of you bro. I'm gonna get your shit right. Don't you worry cuz. He goes 15 year old fucking boy. I got you fam.

He goes I'm gonna give you a great fade. Ty Tollis gives him a really cool haircut. He goes the kids won't call you gay anymore man. You're gonna be cool as shit to the kids, man. You're the mama motherfucker. You're the bomba ass motherfucker. Weird ass boy. Weird ass Jerry Kural, the bomba ass motherfucking bitch. You're a fucking rapist, bro.

That's what you fucking are, bro. What the fuck? My tally's all out of breath. Watch out, guys. Go over here. Go over there. Just vape. Ty's all the time smoking a blunt while doing,

while shaving a pedophile's head. Oh really? I don't think black guys vape. No, yeah. They better not. I've never seen a black guy vaping. Good. You know what?

Yeah, actually I haven't either. I've literally never seen a black guy vape. It's gay. Yeah, it's like, it's too gay for them. They're like, strawberry banana fuck this. More for me. Yeah. Like, give me, give me, I need it to be black when I smoke.

Turn around. Huh? You look so funny right now. Turn around. Hands against the fucking wall. Hands you ready? Take your pants off, bitch. Ty Dolla $ign does keep saying turn around

like he's going to alien penetrate. Turn around and get against the wall. That's pretty hard to do. Turn around and get against the wall? Ty Dolla $ign, relax. I think he's like, this is what cops do to like us so it's like I it's it's humiliating yeah it's like takes all the power way it's like it is scary it's like I can't even see what they're gonna

do you're stuck against the wall look at this freak look at this freak Close your ears, guys. They throw a flashbang grenade at him. Just flashbang? The guy goes, close your ears, guys. Close your ears. Look at him, he runs away and they throw it at him. Look at Ty Dolla $ign laughing. He's like, oh, you got a flashbang. Crazy why would somebody got a flashbang?

That's so fucking ridiculous. This is insane. I can't believe this is a real video. This is one of the most illegal videos I've ever seen in my entire life not just throwing a flashbang in public in a neighborhood is insane I think it's just because they know the pedophile is not gonna go to the cops cuz then other stuff will happen to him They could though still like they could be like I got my life's ruined. I might as well sue these guys That's a cocky pedophile man. Yeah, I would do if I was a pedophile and I got, and I'm like, my life's already ruined. I mean, it's already so public, there's no, the only way out is through it.

I would sue Ty Dolla Sign and then I'd have commissary money for sale block one. He better not wind up in sale block one. Because they kill pedophiles in sale block one. Look, when Shu does this, is it illegal to try to, even if they don't end up meeting the kid if they if they get caught before meeting the kid it do they go to jail yes so

this guy's like Chris Hansen they all those guys go to jail that yeah they don't actually get the kid man shucks yeah I do always laugh at these videos because I'm like their day I don't think there's another example even close to it's like their day just went so opposite as planned. Yeah. They thought they were gonna get a nut off. They're waking up like today's the day, like they're SpongeBob SquarePants in the morning.

I mean like today's the big day. They're skipping around. They're having a great time. And then tied all of a sudden shaving your head. Like there couldn't be a bigger 180 ever in existence. Yeah, yeah, goddamn. Imagine getting your head shaved and you have a blue chew headache.

What? You took a bunch of blue chew that morning. You were on your way to go meet the kid. Ty Dolla $ign shaving your head and you're like, my head is hurting enough, oh my God. Yeah, I also love the idea of a pedophile with erectile dysfunction. Because even the pedophile's like, this is weird.

It's gross, but I just have to. Just a pedophile being like, this never happens to me. I'm so sorry, dude. Like. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Fucker. Fuck you. Wait, help.

Pull it. Holy shit, W. W, W. So they just gave up? He ran off, he ran off. Holy shit, that was f**ked off. This is like on Melrose. Yeah, it looks like.

It was Bossa Nova. The restaurant, Bossa Nova? Yeah, in Dead Town, I've been there a few times. They caught the writer of Ghostbusters. Shut the fuck up. They caught the writer of, not Ghostbusters, Space Jam. And he might've been a writer on Ghostbusters. They shaved his head?

The new Space Jam? Space Jam 2? No, the original. Oh no. In Trading Places, he wrote Trading Places. He wrote a bunch of classics. So these guys. Vitaly showed up?

Yeah, Vitaly just caught him at Boston Nova. Oh yeah, can we pull that one out? That's all. Yeah, they just Vitaly just caught him at bossa nova Oh, yeah, that's that's all that's great It's not as good cuz he they don't get a shave his head or anything, but they confront him by tally What do I type in her knock down? What the fuck is that it go? Bossa nova, I don't know if possible. I do I notice writer. No jam right writer. Yeah, Hollywood I said tally yeah there it is I said follow this guy on Instagram was like an older black dude who second one who only did this also But it felt so sincere because the video called you shitty

It was just him alone like working by himself, and he would catch like three pedophiles a week Yeah, and they had like maybe like 110 views on every video. I'm like he's just doing for the love of the game He's actually trying to he probably got molested and he's like I actually just wanted punish these guys This is fucking dude is like we had we had Chibo and we've getting pedophiles. Just live stream to catching predators for Lila what are you doing? You know who this is? What's your name? What's your name?

Oh, fuck. What's your name? Who are you? What's your name? Who are you? Why are you suing my fucking daughter? What's your name? What is your name?

He goes, I wrote Space Jam, you fucking asshole! He goes, I own this city. I own this fucking asshole! He goes, I own this city. I own this fucking city! I'm a monster! Of children! My name is Boris. What's your name? Shake my hand. What's the problem? Nice to meet you Boris.

This guy goes, what's the problem? I'm European. If I was caught being a pedophile Damn it we can't get him he's French Be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be-be- Pita, yeah you don't know, how old is she? Red. I met. You know how old she is? I messed with her, she was 23 on a dating site. 23, is that what the conversation looked like? You know what the text message is? She was 23 on a dating site. 23. On a dating site.

Yes. Yeah? Yeah, she was 23 on a dating site. How old is she? I have no idea. Lila, how old are you? 15. I'm sorry.

Oh no. She was 23 on a dating site. I'm sorry. All we've done is saw her. So she didn't tell you how old she was she did she did Yeah, how old is she? She said she was how did she tell you all she actually is? Like I was still chewing his gum like a big Hollywood hot She says she's 15. Why are you here? Why are you sitting here? I'm just having a with a fucking 15 year old He's been helping her with homework. Yeah,! He's just like break scared. He goes,

hey bro, she 15, I'm 15. He turns into a little girl. He's like, you know how I do. He goes, you know me, I'm a 69 guy. Pizza pizza with a fucking 15 year old. You think that's okay? It's not against the law. Is that all you spoke about to her? It's not against the law. To just talk, he's saying. It not against the law to just talk he's saying It is against the law to try to fuck yeah, but so yeah, he's act like oh, I didn't do anything He doesn't he just he doesn't always talk about We've just been talking really yeah, we've been talking he's like you want to meet LeBron you can meet LeBron where you going I Ordered a piece. I'm gonna go okay. Have a seat Have a seat

I'll sit with you. I'll eat pizza with you. What is having pizza right sit right here sit right here Where I don't know what excuse me sir excuse me 50 bad body Yeah, of course. 350 pad bodybuilder. Of course I fucked the kids. Fucked them all. I fucked all the kids. I fucked them all. He's in the bathroom at like fucking Chuck E. Cheese. Of course. Of course I fucked the kids. Fucked them all.

I gave them Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. I fucked them all. Right? Kidding. Are you allowed to block a guy like from leaving? That's also illegal, right? No. Yeah.

Padafellas have a lot of ammo. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. They do. Fucked them all. Right? Are you allowed to block a guy like from leaving? That's also illegal, right? These pedophiles have a lot of ammo. They do.

On Vitaly. I would like, I bet you there's some legal shit coming from all this against Vitaly. Yeah. Because yeah, this is aggressive. Vitaly needs to learn, man. He's touching dudes. You know, he's doing the wrong thing here. He also just got out of a serious assault where he could have got deported cuz he's Russian and then like the lady

He paid the lady off and she dropped the charges. But now to be like immediately committing more crimes Yeah, maybe it's his only way out of being canceled though. He's like I have to do shit like this He's gonna fight in the Ukraine by the end of the year. I did Yeah. It's just weird. I don't understand what people think. So you're a pedophile Chinese. It kind of looks like he kicks ass in this image.

It looks like he's walking into the forum with like Jack Nicholson and like Michael Jackson and Mike Tyson. It looks like he's walking into the OK Corral. To meet a 15 year old. Oh shit. I'm sorry. It's not a boy. It's a girl.

Oh, he's really dying his hair. a girl. He's dying his hair. Whoa. They're literally dying his hair. They're shooting pink and blue dye at him. Yeah, you are. Wait. You need to hear audio. I would love for this guy to just turn around

and be like, 15 is old enough, you all know you love tight pussy. Also there's like gender reveal diet in him which is just making him hornier. He's like, oh my God, is that for a baby? Babies are coming? Where are the babies? I wrote Space Jam.

Fuck off, I can do anything I want in this town. I fucking wrote Space Jam. Trading places as a goddamn classic. You sons of bitches. Oh God no wonder he fucking like made Lola bunny. He's like He goes I can introduce you guys to Dan a cory this and I'll just go Clown Let's go Kanye West like a Kanye West jacket.

Yeah, yeah, I'm gonna say. What are you doing? We can't grab him. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you can't grab him. You can't do that. Let him go. Look at him, he's covered in dye.

And now he like goes and stands behind this valet that looks like Be Real. He tried to meet a 15 year old. He tried to meet a 15 year old. So what do you guys wanna do in this case? He's like I don't see the problem actually. He tried to meet 15 year old. I have dates with 15 year old right after my shift.

El Salvador, that's normal. What is the problem with this? My girlfriend is 15. My girlfriend is 15. Why you attack innocent men? Yeah, the cops are on the way. Just let everybody know when you're building at a thousand grand Windsor there's a butterfly that lives here.

Because if you guys come daytime at the office, we're doing office hours. They will help you with this Because you need validation It's $30 for the day without validation the reception is gonna be like, okay. Yes, it's a pedophile complaint You have a 1 p for a pedophile complaint. Alright, let's go, we've got another one to catch. Damn, he's going now. Herschel Alan Weingraud is an American screenwriter. He has written and co-written a number of Hollywood blockbusters, including Trading Places Twins Kindergarten Cop

He wrote Twins? He wrote Kindergarten Cop! Suspicious Oh my god Kind of all bangers too He wrote some like really good classics Yeah Because he knows what he writes

He knows his subject but there? He knows Kindergartener's better than Herschel. More like a kindergarten cop of feel. Very good. Very good, Connor. All right. We'll see you next week, buddy. Get out and beat it. Because guys, listen, we don't need a casting director on this. I'll just get my girlfriend. He goes, no, I have some great kids for the movie. He's looking at the kids and being like, not hot enough, next.

With fellow writer Timothy Harris. His parents are of Jewish descent. He is a graduate of the- Big fucking surprise. You know what I'm saying? At the time, Vitaly Gioro and- He's kidding. I'm just kidding. I hate Palestine, just kidding. But they later find out. I hate Palestine, just kidding.

Bro, the old guy was famous. Oh, fuck, bro. Oh damn, we should collab with him. He's worth 120 mil. That can't be true. No, fuck. Why are they like upset about that? Cause they could have collaborated. Yeah, they're like upset that they couldn't have made it. No, like. Why are they like upset about that? Cause they could have collaborated.

Yeah, they're like upset that they couldn't have made it. No, like legitimately sad. Yeah, they wanted to make a connection with that. Probably is. I'm trying to think about the timeline of how shit dropped, right? Shut up. Shut up, academics. Academics.

Fuck you, bitch. We out here. Man, what a time to be alive. Do you guys have any good story from the tour? I haven't even talked to you about it yet. Oh man, I don't know. It's so much. What a time to be alive. Do you guys have any good story from the tour? I haven't even talked to you about it yet Hmm. Oh, man. It's so much. What a never-ending. Maybe a trail will be what we just It's just there's no times even like think Every fucking day. Yeah, we'll do it for page. We'll do it for page It's gonna be a lot of good stuff despite how that sounded Sound like almost no good stories to to to fucking many men like the page might be like five hours

Perfect. I mean everyone comes up to us and just goes John's a retard Every question I get is like sirs John actually retarded. It was like Yeah, it's an act He's a character. No, they think we're all doing characters. It's very strange I say, you know people are like you guys are look really nice. Yeah. I'm like, yeah people are shocked We're good people. Yeah, I mean dude John you gotta look inward though It's insane that you're so retarded that people think it's a put on act There's a man that's actually no one can believe you actually saw leave

I leave this room and I just do a Rubik's Cube for like three hours And these are guys who came to a live podcast alone, and they're like so he's really that pathetic bizarre to me I went to John's country club On Friday night, and I was the whole time thinking like he lives in an office with no bathroom He's a country club member. This is the funniest You know every time John says he's gonna meet us somewhere, he goes like, alright, I'll be there in an hour, just got to go to the gym at the club,

then go get my bike in Mexico, then I gotta chop her in, then I have to land on a building, and then I have to go down to the first floor, and then I have to, it's this never ending cycle of things. I gotta shower and then pick up a bike, and then fucking it sucks. You gotta get your shit together, Pat. I think my shit is together. I live a different life Sure, that's one way to put it. I'm like a orangutan and you guys are like chimpanzees a lot of like you're like

Lot of these live shows there's somebody in the back A lot of these live shows there's somebody in the back going John Nuff! I'm glad I'm terrorizing you guys. John Nuff Retarded! People making like pig like grunts and shit in the back UGH! Like deliverance? Literally, every show had one guy in the back going

UGH! John Nuff! John Nuff Retarded! You're giving hope toopf's retarded! You're giving hope to like actual retarded people out there. They're like making fun of you. I'm the Spartacus of retort. There's literally guys coming up to us with like, with like, literally bullet wounds in their head. Yeah. Yeah.

And they're like, John Knopf's retarded. They're missing their bottom jaw and they're like, And John Knopf's retarded. That was good. I'm happy. It's great. I'm happy You're very loved out there, buddy. Oh, yeah Okay, so Joey this video. Here's why you don't punch a cop

This is a certified like like like classic this is like one tier below twink and there's some there's some Wow, there's some some some some spikes in. There's some, some, some, some spikes in this. So we'll just go to the spikes and we'll. Well, this is. You should never fight a cop. On August 27th, 2022, officers from the Superior Police Department in Wisconsin would respond to a 911 call.

What do you feel about that if your other cops in Wisconsin and you go, why are we not Superior Police? It's very, I get that. Am I right, folks? I mean, imagine you got, you know, you go to work every day and you go why are we not superior police? I get that. Am I right folks? I mean imagine you go to work every day and you go the fucking well they're the superior police. They work at the subpar office. That means they're better than me. Right folks? Let's play the video. Okay, I think I have more on this. Hold on. From a strip club,

as the story goes, a male and female couple attempted to enter the club However, the 19 year old girlfriend was barred from entry as the club now served alcoholic beverages The club allegedly told her she could only enter as a worker and offered an application The girlfriend applied and the club allowed her in as a dancer This dude is girlfriend he's 19 the guy is 21 at least. They go to a strip club and they're like, oh no, you have to be 21. It's a strip club. We serve booze.

And then the only way you could get in is if you were a dancer. And she goes, okay, yeah, can I sign up to be a stripper? And they go, yeah, you can. So she signed up. You start today and they're like, you start now. So she signed up, applied to be a stripper. They said yes immediately. And then she went in and started stripping so that is what how many money starts

Yeah, this kicks ass she made a decent amount of tips her boyfriend decided it was time to go He allegedly scooped up all of her tips and physically a story out of the club This action triggered the emergency call and it wouldn't take long for police to find the couple walking nearby He ripped the money up? Can you please be nice? Okay, okay. I'll talk to him, just look at me. He was upset because I was stripping and everything I made he ripped up.

The facing US currency is a crime. That's my boyfriend. Am I going to get arrested for this? The secret service shows up. There's nothing illegal as long as you're doing it and a license, which they are, exactly. What's your name? No. No, no, no.

Look at me, ma'am. Look at me. Don't look at him. Oh, he's going to get arrested. No, no, no. Can you just tell him to calm down? Ma'am. I'm okay.

Damn. That's your boyfriend. Please do not push me. Stop the f*** up, man. Do not swear at me. You're an officer of the law. Please do not swear at me. He has a sword in his hair.

I need some space. All right, tell me what happened. Nothing happened. Her boyfriend looks like he runs a fucking kimchi taco truck. That was a really upsetting video. She's gorgeous. She's beautiful. Why is he winger?

Quite nuts. She's nuts. You'll see. Do you strike her? I do not strike her. Do you have an ID? I do. Would you like to see my ID? Yeah.

Damn. Is that hers? That's hers. I was carrying it for her tonight. Here's my ID. You can look at it. You did not have permission to go in my pocket. You did not ask to go in my pocket.

You did not ask to go at the cop nerdy like Your stomach now on your stomach now no he's gonna relax no he punched him in the face because he cocked back on me Stop. Ma'am, your boyfriend's gay as shit. Just relax. You know that was illegal. You fucking assaulted my boyfriend. No, it's not illegal. That's police brutality, sir.

It's not police brutality. That is police brutality. Okay, I'm sorry you feel that way. Quiet, retard. Yep, because you swung back like... The cops go, shut up, retard, we're making a viral video here. Vitality. Shut up, the fucking Hatewatch podcast is gonna have a field day

with this one. The cop starts like questioning you. He's like, and so what's the club's name? Okay, and what time do you go on? When do you usually come out? Yeah. That f***ing is the way that you eat. Stop, stop.

I'm sorry, I don't wanna get arrested. Stop. Here, we have one in custody. I have one in the door. Stay right there, you good? I am okay. Okay. He has my backpack and my purse and my elbow to get that.

Yeah, just hang on. Do you think it's funny? You think it's funny putting kimchi on carne asada? You think that's a good move? Oh, so you get a real kick out of fusion, huh? You get a real kick out of fusion, huh? You fucking colonizing piece of shit. You appropriating piece of shit. You think that's funny, huh? Indian and Italian, you get a kick out of that? You're driving around all day with your fucking Kogi truck?

You think that's funny? You think we want to see cultures mixed? OK, you saw the movie Chef, and it changed your life. That's so funny to you, huh? Is that funny to you? That's funny to you? It's fucking molten. Ha ha ha ha ha.

Give that to me. I don't feel like you had the need to punch me in the face, though. If you cock back on me, and you look like you're about to punch me in the face, I'm going to defend myself. He's like, I about to punch Me in the face. Yeah, I was hitting. Oh, you're not gonna get enough. Okay, but you're off. Let's do it It was two for flinching He's like bro door knob Y'all safety dude like what the fog made this sign

Okay, Stevie we beeby, time to get a trail. The law, you have... I have every right to defend myself just because I wear a badge and I'm a police officer does not mean that you get to have the first sweep. Say f***ing God, Jason! Stop, stop. Wait, do you understand that?

Do you understand that? So I will punch you in the face if I think you're about to attack me. Will you let me speak? No, I won't. Hell yeah, dude. It has nothing to do with who you are. It doesn't. It doesn't.

Are you brown? He headbusts the police officer. You're dumb, bro. He headbusts the police officer. Wow. Dude, rewind to the look in his eyes before he does it. It's really funny. It's nothing to do with who you are.

It does have something to do with me. It doesn't. It does. Are you brown? It doesn't. Are you brown? It is nothing. You're done, bro. You're done. Watch it.

He's trying to headbutt me in the head. Don't cut the bag, just take it off. Just take it off. It's not my bag. It's not my bag. It's not my bag. It's not my bag. At the end of the day, he's more worried about his backpack. He's like, don't cut the straps, man. What is this, middle school? They turn it inside out and throw it on top of the roof. All right.

You want to search on this side? I have two grams of cocaine in my butthole. OK. What? God damn it. What the fuck? And I have three grams of marijuana in my stomach. They cut him open.

Oh, they're hot. You're a piece of shit. They just tried to bite me. I got another squad over here. This guy's trying to bite us and spit on us. Oh, dude. He's just making a low in here. Stop, dude.

Don't punch me. Stop. It's illegal. It's not. It's a pressure point. Stop. Punching me in my throat is a pressure illegal. It's not. It's a pressure point. Stop. Punching me in my throat is a pressure point? It's not. It's underneath your chin.

Stop. He just punched me in my throat. Stop, dude. You're going to get tased. Tase me, then. I have a seizure disorder. You're going to tase me? A seizure disorder?

Get back. Just go stand over there. Stop it, my money. Just go. It's all ruined. Just go stand over there just go it's all ruined just go stand over there you can you gotta sit here yeah yeah get her back now no you can step back. Ma'am, can you fight him back? Get them babe, get them! I'm not the one doing anything wrong. Babe, help me! I can't, you f***ing...

Please, baby, help me! I can't do it, I'm sorry. Yeah, you're on your own. He's like, I don't know, maybe spit on him or something? Oh, he's crying. You're under jail for multiple felonies. Felonies? What felony? You assaulted him.

You assaulted a police officer. You started it. You punched him in the face. You started it. You probably seizure and such. Because he swung back on me. I was protecting myself. I love these Midwest accents.

Because he's punched out, protecting myself. OK. Right? I have the right to protect myself, OK? Yeah. That is in the rule book of the laws. The rule book of the laws. That is in the rule book of the laws.

So, dude, having Nautical Stars tattoo, that's crazy. That is in the rule book of the laws. The rule book of the laws. That is in the rule book of the laws. Dude, having Nautical Stars tattoo, that's crazy. He's such a cliche dirtbag. It's unbelievable. It's the rises of a Cookie Monster hat on. Yeah, literally he's like the amalgamation of every low life. He looks like a Reddit neckbeard guy, but also like a coke dealer, and like a Hatterall dealer. Fights cops. Yeah, looks like he's into gaming also. Just like every loser in the world combined into

one person he's still fucking a stripper somehow. It's pretty, he's actually the most impressive guy I've ever seen in my entire life. Strippers love losers. I did think that too when I first watched this. I was like, God, he's got something. He's got something. He's probably got a hog on him, dude. He's got a craic on him. Because you punched me, I have the right to protect myself. Nope. Yeah, he's got a craig on All right You're getting out don't talk to my girlfriend like that. You're about to get hog tied. Hey, why do you want to pull him through on the other side? Being hog tied, be like, don't talk to my girlfriend like that.

You got an idea on her? I have no information, I just haven't been able to run her yet. Yeah, it's gonna hurt, buddy. There you go, pull, pull, pull. What do I do about my money getting cut up? Don't worry about it, I don't know. Nobody, yeah, they go, nobody cares, whore. You dance for free, bitch. Your 17 dollars will be just fine.

Yeah, what do I do about my 17 bucks? He goes, look, hey, honey, later tonight, I'll reimburse you, all right? Me and you, private room, you'll get your fucking money back He goes yeah I love the hot dog bar. I love the DJ. Yeah, there's a buffet from one to four the the the

the the you need to leave otherwise you're going to get arrested i'm a lot of people who are interjecting into our scene right now. What am I doing? You're getting too close. You're too fine, Queens. So just stop. It's very easy.

You're built easy. I know that. This is my favorite part. Wow. This is my favorite part. You get like a little window into their schizophrenic terminology together. She goes, actually you're built easy. Wait, she clarifies too. What the fuck does that mean?

Ma'am, ma'am, step back, I'm gonna come. Do not talk to me that way, ma'am. I'm gonna bust in my pants, ma'am. I don't know what that means. That means anybody can fuck you. Cool. Okay. Okay.

That cop kicks ass. Okay, cool. Okay. Did she say anybody can fuck you? Any bitch. Any bitch. Any bitch. Well, he's like, yeah thanks.

Yeah, right. She's saying I'm cool as shit? Yeah. This fucking hurts! Stop! You're gonna get another charge. This fucking hurts! Roll him on his side.

No! Ow! This shit's amazing. On his side. This fucking hurts! Stop! This shit is amazing. It's really incredible.

God damn it! I love this. Set him up. Just close the door on his head. Set him up. Close the door in his head. Set him up. Battery, the subtle conduct. Somebody grab the hobble. His charger.

You don't need to hobble me, just shut the door. I love how she like defends him. She defends him. She defends. She like it's misery. She defends. She's defending him one minute and then the next second she's like, oh my god. She's like, oh my god.

She's like, it's misery. She's defending him one minute and then the next second she's like, man he's fucked. Like, assortably conduct, battery on a cop, like to me. Oh dude, he's gone. Get him down. Shut that door now. Shut the door. No, he just had better one of my officers, man. He's the one who pressured me.

He started it. You need to leave now. If you don't have a criminal complaint, you need to leave. I have a criminal complaint. He assaulted my boyfriend. That's fine. She's like, despite him ripping all my money up and like trying to hurt you guys, he's like a really good person. You know, it really sucks when we watch these videos and it's like, you know, there's this, I'd say most people think most cops are pieces of shit.

But like, these guys are like, awesome. I'm Blue Lives Matter. These guys in this video are being very, lives matter these guys could have easily just arrested her too for yeah, you know interfering with the thing They're just like cops are always pretty cool That's also probably the hottest woman in town. Yeah, they're like she's got to be out there Yeah, they need her like for the economy. For the genetic makeup of the town. All the oil men are going to leave town and see her. All the weathernecks are going to flee. We can't let LeBron go to Miami.

Can you let the jail know that he's very uncooperative? They're going to need quite a few people. On the way to the jail, the suspect continues lashing out. And according to police reports, he continually bashes his own face into the window that separates the front and back seats He's actually not like us. Full blast. They're not like us. They're not like us. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH This has been a lot of searching, this is where I keep slinging against the window of hell. While the suspect is on the way to jail, some officers stay behind to question his girlfriend. So what happened? Who proceeds to bus it, Whiteo?

She backs that monkey up. So we targeted the strip club and I'm not 21. Interesting terminology there for the black woman. That's what it is. I've heard it but wrong. Just not really, not very tactful of you. John's like, what is this, fucking like, Emmett Till, dude? Oh, God.

Sorry. Dude, black pussy kicks ass. Dude, she's fucking bussing it wide open like fucking George Floyd, dude. Fucking kicks ass, dude. I was like, well, the only way you can get in Busting it wide open like fucking George Floyd did fucking kicks ass, dude Was like well the only way you can get in if you're a dancer I'm like Dance tonight and my boyfriend's like if you're there tonight, I'm breaking up

Dancing maybe 20 25 minutes later He runs up on stage. He's just like he's just sn snatching my money up, he's cussing me out, talking about I need to get off this stage, and the owner was like, that's not your money, you need to give it back. That's when I was like, okay, I gotta go, I need to calm him down, because he gets angry as f**k. As we're walking away, he's, I was like, can I just see my money so I can at least see how much I made tonight?

He was like, no, this is all our money. I was like, what? You want money? I wasn't naked. And then he starts ripping up my money and that's what happened is there any charges you want to press against him no literally homeless so I mean like I get it almost people we have unless it's trust me I know I work with homeless people but that's my only backpack I have and I now. Are you afraid of him? No.

No? You don't think he's going to hurt you? Or your children? Huh? Or your children if you have children? Oh god no I ain't got no children. Do you have any questions for us at the moment? Yeah.

Who's paying for my backpack? Well if you want to make a complaint about the backpack being damaged you can contact your supervisor. No but I want to make a complaint about the officer who punched me in the face I'll do that. Okay. That's, well I'll see if you want to contact your supervisor. It's not a why, it's a dad. Damage He's telling us that he's gonna fight with you guys, okay, and he's already headbutted us he's punched us he's kicked us He's bit us. So he goes like this He's like bragging.

He's like, so I was like fucking Muhammad Ali. I was like, I look like a butterfly singing like a bee. You know what I'm saying? We got a firefighter. We don't know his name. Austin. Just keep your eyes on him for that one piece. How many people you said to do that?

I know. I'm sorry. He's in the ambulance. You're sorry because you're going to lose your job. What's your name? What's your name? What's your name? That's all you gotta know what's your last name you don't get to know that yeah Because you don't want to lose your job, what's your last name? What's your last name?

Let me talk to that outside I didn, bitch. Not gonna go there. He doesn't... I didn't want to say it because, you know, I didn't know, but yep. Dude, the cops and the EMTs are like stunting on him. Yeah, it's crazy. They're like dancing on his grave. Literally a guy walks in and he goes, what up, bitch? What up, bitch?

That was crazy. That's insane. I've never seen that before. We're not gonna do morphine. He wants morphine like he's dying and saving Brian. They undo that packet of powder and pour it on his face. He's like, mommy, mommy, mommy. Give me some morphine. Thank you you sir. Just give me some morphine.

Give me some morphine. Mason, do you have any known medical issues? Give me some morphine. I was genuinely worried you could hurt yourself. hospital to the jailhouse, likely with the help of his sedation. For this incident, the suspect was charged with one count of battery on a law enforcement officer, two counts of attempted battery of a law enforcement officer, and one count of resisting an officer. For his sentencing, one count of attempted battery and resisting was dismissed, but read in, meaning he would not face a punishment, but those crimes would remain on his record. For battery of a law enforcement officer and one count of attempted battery

He was sentenced to 60 days You could do all that shit and like not we could we could do it if he's the first Be fun. Let's try it one time. I can't believe how little his sentence. I'm gonna ruin your life In LA they would have killed us also, you know, they would have you out the same day. They would have been like, oh, that's chill. No, I think if you did that in LA, like if anyone's like. The cops would kill you, but if you went through the justice system. I don't know about that.

I don't know about that, but then again, that's LA for you, you know? Like a bitch ain't trying to strike a chord and it's probably A minor. I'm a bitch dancing at the strip club, ripped all her dollars up. Fuck these hoes. Fuck these homeless hoes.

I'm a headbutt of the cops. They not like us. I'm a headbutt of the cops. They not like us. You think the pay go let you disrespect cop nigga? I keep almost saying that. We almost said it. We're very close, we're gonna get killed.

Let's wrap this up and head to the Patreon. Because Johnny has to get to work. Yeah, I gotta go work. Thank you to everyone that came to the shows. Call us sick, John. It was an incredible time. Very, very fun. Yeah, have you ever had a sick day?

No. So use it. Yeah, why don't you use one? I honestly just gotta piss my balls off right now. Okay, that's pretty good of you too. Yeah, let's get rolling. We love you, everybody that came to the live shows on the east coast We appreciate it

It was awesome, it was a great time I loved it Joey and John Were the main point of discussion in most of the Keep calling me retarded They love you guys Let's go And god bless everybody. Love you guys.

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