Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Chainsaw Giveaway

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

Most of the crew is absent this week so Devan and John talk about how they'd fix the homeless problem if running for office and the questions they would ask if running a YouTube channel that does pranks in the hood, among many other things. Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast Join the Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/hatewatchpod/ Available on all platforms. Listen on Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast... Follow the pod on Twitter: https://twitter.com/Hate_watch_pod Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/hatewatchpod/ Follow on Twitter: https://twitter.com/devancosta Follow on IG: https://www.instagram.com/devanjamescosta

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Alright.

I don't know. The camera angle was weird and it... Yeah. I didn't like how I looked. It's all about how I look. Look at me. Look at me. I look like... Ooh, what's on your jacket? Says This Fool. It's all about how I look. Look at me. What's on your jacket?

It says This Fool. It's the show I was in. Episode 10, season 1 of This Fool. I'm in it. And they gave me an oversized jacket that makes it look like I work for the DEA. Yeah, you look like you're about to hunt down Chapo. What did you say when you walked in? You said, I look like I'm from the LA County Corner.

I walked in here. Speaking of LA County Corner. What? walked in you said i look for the la county corner like i walked in here um speaking of la county corner what uh so richie and joey aren't here um yeah it's a tragedy what happened to them richie uh he did a bunch of acid and uh yep i don't know where he got it but he he he somehow had a paranoid breakdown um paranoid break went to joey's house uh i don't know where he got a handgun but he killed joey while joey was sleeping um i don't know how he got into his apartment um and then he apartment um and then he murdered a woman on her way home from work and stole her car and uh it began uh a two hour long uh basically police stand he was on his way to kill me um in pasadena and then it started two hour long apparently the whole plan was he was going to come to me and tell me he did it for me. Word on the street was he did it to prove loyalty to me.

Yeah, yeah. But I was like, Richie, I didn't want you to murder my other friends. But he did. And what's done is done. Yeah, he got murdered by... I cut his cock off. But he did. Yeah. So he. And what's done is done. Yeah. He's. He got murdered by. You got shot to death by the LAPD SWAT team on the 110 freeway after he cut his dick off

with a straight razor. It was a lot. The footage was a lot like the pizza bomber video. Yeah. When that guy. When they strapped a bomb to that guy's neck. Yeah. In Pennsylvania.

It was very dramatic. He was a pizza delivery guy. And he's like, please. There's a bomb. Get it off. And they like, please, get your bomb, get it off. And they're just like, get away from us, Stinky. Yeah, Joey. Richie was just basically slowing, slowly sawing his cock off.

It was a real self-inflicted Lorena Bobbitt crime that happened, and it's tragic. Well, they're both dead. They're dead. Everyone's just abandoned us. Everyone's all fucked up and weird. Everyone's sick or fucking, you know...

Everyone's busy. I had a good day. Gonna get the Avery brothers on here soon. We're just finishing up a lot of stuff, setting up a place to film a lemon party. Check out the new podcast, Lemon Party, that I do with Ben and Jace. It's very funny.

It's very, very good. I'm very excited about it. Hope it can help Ape Watch eventually. I love a little Bob's Big Boy. You know what's great? I love a little Bob's Big Boy. We just found out that the owners of Bob's Big Boy, they like know Ben.

Are they mad? No, Ben posted a picture of him at bob's and the guy was like my family owns it come by anytime we're like what the fuck oh they have a great patty melt they have it's an excellent it's a it's a classic establishment it's just a wonderful place yeah i just like a little bob's big boy he's a cute little guy he's really cute he's an incel i love his piss joke he loves chris dorner and lemon party hey rocks He's a little bothered boy. He loves Chris Dorner and Lemon Party. He rocks.

He's a honkler. But yeah, I had a, you know, what are we talking about? Well, last night you said a woman,

you, you, Can I start my day? Can I start with the whole day? Maybe the biggest blunder of all time. No. Can I rewind?

No. Give me, give me like, there's no setup to this. There is a setup. You, I was loopy all time. Can I rewind? No. There's no setup to this. There is a setup. I was loopy all day. You asked a fat woman if she was pregnant. Okay, here's the setup. While she was leading us to our table.

Devin is correct. I'm the most arrogant man on planet Earth. So what happens is my verbal filter is like zero now yeah because you work around like schizophrenics yeah so you think you can just talk to anybody anyway yeah yeah no and the thing is is like i i i i remember the words so i'm we go to i meet devin i'm kind of frustrated because i couldn't find the restaurant and i'm like walking around the block i'm where the fuck is this thing and then devin came out to like meet me i can't say that you came out to meet me and then um i'm walking in and like you guys are at the bar and we're getting a table and hostess came over and was

like uh uh uh you know let's get the table but you guys didn't want to leave the bar so i was like i'll go to the table and it was the table so the hostess wasn't sitting around for a while you said it like an excitable like retard well i. And it was the table. So the hostess wasn't sitting around for a while. You said it like an excitable retard. I want to sit at the table. I'm tired of standing. I was tired of standing. Yeah, yeah. You didn't help your case with the retard thing right there.

You know, the mush mouth idiot. Hey, there's only two of us. We got to attack. Yeah, we got to kill each other. I got to kill you. So I'm walking over to the table. And she's wearing this dress and she's also and i'm gonna bring in my defense later on okay she looked four months pregnant yeah i never saw her she looked like a

skinny woman to me i didn't see her lower half no no apparently she looked she was she was like thin but apparently she had like a big cut somehow or she was standing weird you were like there's a bun in the oven and she goes i just ate a loaf of bread yeah i was like and then i i asked her and then she's like no and she's like i get that a lot though and i felt oh yeah she said i get that a lot and i you know oh my god yeah and i remember the words leaving my mouth like are you and i just because i you know it doesn't even make sense i I don't know why. I don't know how. How does anyone get that a lot? Yeah, she has to have like a liver disease

or something. She must have had. If her gut is protruding that badly and she's not pregnant, what is going on? She's, she had a great attitude. She's,

she had a good attitude. She sent us shots afterwards. Yeah. She sent us shots with us. and then the waiter brought it out. Mezcal shots. And the waiter goes, compliments of the pregnant woman.

Yeah, and then, I think she saw me sitting in the table and just like so you know i'm rubbing my head i'm just like i would have fucking more because i there was nothing it just the thought entered my brain and exited my mouth it just fucking went out you spit it and um yeah so uh uh yeah it was very very stupid but but in my defense the waiter came over and was like, yeah, I don't know why she stands like that.

Yeah, the waiter was like, yeah, that bitch does look pregnant. He was like really cool. She looked like one of the aliens from Men in Black that drinks coffee all the time. She stood like that. She had the same body language. It was very strange. I mean, because it's like a nice, weird restaurant. Yeah. And it was very strange i mean because it was like it's like a nice weird restaurant yeah and it's very hip we were just there having drinks and we wound up being seated and then she was like an attractive woman i thought young all right yeah whatever working at a place like that and then leading us to her table and we you know you don't see the bottom half and apparently

her bottom half was like she's fucking she's she was like fat bastard. She looked like a, one of those kids in Africa. It was like Squidward when he ate all those Krabby Patties. I'm not an Adonis, you know what I mean? We all got problems. That's a big blunder by you.

But that was, yeah, that was a big blunder. That's like up there with things I've done. Oh, that was bad. What have you done? I don't know,

I don't remember any of them, but I've done a lot of work. You disassociate, and you're like. Yeah, no, I mean. Oh, I know things you've done. Yeah. But I'm not going to talk. I remember them, I guess, but. Yeah,'t remember any of them, but I'm not a lot worse. You disassociate and you're like. Yeah. No, I mean. Oh, I know things you've done.

Yeah. But I'm not going to talk. I remember them, I guess. But yeah, you remember. You know, I just I've I've I've made mistakes like that before. Well, you just but that that was the worst one I've done in a while. But the entire day and even today, I felt like I was on mushrooms. Like the last two days, I don't know what the fuck's going on with me.

I feel like I migrated. I was walking into the train station today and like i was aware of like you know when you're like aware of your immediate physical surrounding i was like aware of like outside i was like looking through windows and i was like wow that's a physical space it was just weird man you know when you're on mushrooms and you have weird dimensions and shit yesterday you were having that just naturally yesterday i was just loopy as fuck this morning i woke up and i was just aware of like was, instead of being aware of what was around me, I was aware of like 500 feet around me. It was very strange.

Man. But yeah. Yeah. I'm a big fucking asshole retard. I'm not feeling, I don't feel like I'm on drugs at all. I fucking fucked up today. I got, I just got stupid fucking combo Chinese food, styrofoam box Chinese food and I ate the whole fucking chow mein.

Which one? Wong's? Combo A. It's's like it's not oh they're not up to par yeah no i know that place why'd you go there i don't know i was near it i went to lasson's because and then i just like didn't i was like why am i here and then i walked over and it's just i just got like you know beef and broccoli and but i ate all the chow mein. You're drinking whiskey now? Shit. The whiskey is to get through it. I feel like Chinese food, you know it's good if it gives you a heart

murmur. You want that crappy type of Chinese food, but you just get the heart murmur there. It's not flavorful or anything. You want to feel like your blood is thick. You want to feel things clogging you want to feel msg just like flowing through you yeah don't be careful dude that shit's racist msg yeah you can't call it it's not there's nothing wrong with msg what do we call it now salt this is salt i heard msg's

like not even that bad actually no i think, I think it's fine. Some bullshit. But, you know, yeah, big dummy dum-dum yesterday. Richie killed Joey. We came up with a great strategy to solve homelessness. Oh, yeah. Me and Devin have been thinking about, like, you know, we've been watching a lot of those YouTube videos of guys that go around. What's up, YouTube? They're like, yo, I'm going to go look in some guy's face until he attacks me.

So how about this, guys? What if we do a YouTube channel where we go, we're like, what's up, YouTube? Today, we're in Skid Row, and we're handing out chainsaws. Yeah. And we do a Patreon, and we just get enough money to hand out like 500 chainsaws. No, not 500. Five. We just need five good chainsaws.

Only five. Oh, you can't. I mean, let's say 75 bucks a piece. I say litter the community with them. 75 bucks a piece. I'm not making money. Litter the community with them, and it500. $500. We just need five good chainsaws. Only five? I say litter the community with them. $75 a piece. Litter the community with them. It's just fucked up. Drug addicts just revving chainsaws.

And then the cops show up the next day and there's just a wake of torsos. Headless people. Headless people. Here's the scary thing. It solves itself. If we did that and somebody got murdered with our chainsaw, we'd feel pretty bad. We'd feel bad, but we could just tell people, like, we gave them chainsaws so they could build homes. Nothing illegal about that.

We just wanted them to build homes. Allegedly. It's not illegal. We looked into it. I think you're allowed to hand out chainsaws. You're allowed to hand out power tools to homeless people. It's considered a power tool. It's not a weapon.

It's a gardening equipment. It's just a garden. It's like a hoe. I want, like, a diesel chain. I want, like, a scary, like,'s not a weapon. It's gardening equipment. It's just a garden. It's like a hoe. I want like a diesel chain. I want like a scary gas power chainsaw. It's just like a pot that a plant goes in. It's nothing more than a gardening tool. And we're just handing out gardening tools

to homeless people. But the gardening tool happens to be a deadly weapon. And I'm pretty sure within like a few weeks, the population diminishes a lot. There will be one murder. There will be one murder with that chainsaw. There will be one.

Well, everyone that dies with it would be a murder. Even better is if he gets, not better, I mean, sorry. You know what I mean. Even crazier is if a suicide by a cop with a chainsaw. That would happen a lot. That would happen. That would happen a lot. The coolest part about that film is we give them, we're like, hey, dude, here's the chainsaw.

Have fun. And we have like a little gallon of gas, you know, the ones you get at the gas station. And we're like, hey, like Revit. If I was running for mayor, my platform would legitimately, it would be called the Revit platform. It would be called the Revit campaign. It would be like, Devin has been coming hard with his Revit campaign. And I walk out onto stage every day, every time, and the crowds cheer me on. And I go,

Roar! Roar! You have those headphones on. Roar! And the crowd's cheering. And I go, you know what I'm talking about. You know what I'm talking about. Devin's chainsaw platform will fix Los Angeles.

I think it really would work. Yeah, and we have another one where we go around what's up youtube we go what's up what's up youtube chainsaws to the homeless so we have we have one where we go around and like we go up to like gangbangers they're like smoking crack on the street you know what i mean it'd be called we don't we can make a movie too about it like homeless chainsaw massacre almost yeah right yeah very good right the homeless chainsaw right folks come on play on words so so we uh we go up to homeless or like schizophrenic chellos and face tattoos and we ask them to suck our cocks what's our what's the gag we have okay yo fool can i rub my dick on your p or my dick on your

lips hey fool can i rub my my pp on your lips hey dude what was the first one was can i come on your face that was another one another prank show we have where it's like the you know all those prank shows where the guys go to the hood and they do pranks we talk to gangbangers we ask gangbangers if they want to fight if they want to fight it's like our prank show is we go to the hood we ask gangbangers if we could come in their mouth yeah we go to like we got like a pickup game on hoover street we're looking at a guy with a bunch of like face tattoos and he's like what are you looking at fool what are you looking at i go can i come on your mouth? Hey, excuse me, essays.

Can I come on your face? Should we watch some of those videos? Wait, are we allowed? I don't know. Fuck them. They're YouTube videos. We've watched plenty, though. Yeah, I know.

They're bullshit. They're not really. He runs away and you never see them even beat him up or anything. They get tackled and harassed. Occasionally they get tackled. But then they're always really excited. They pretty much do it so they feel like gangbangers are cool with them. Because at the end, they're always like, no, fool, you're on camera. There's a camera there.

There's a camera there. And then eventually the gangbanger turns and he's like, oh, shit. Fuck. And then the dude is like, ha, ha, ha, we boys and shit yeah we boys yeah we boys yo bro you on camera dude it's a prank bro and then they're like yeah they're all like buddies and but and that's they always make sure to show like five minutes of that at the end of every video yeah that all the gangbangers actually love them and they're like oh shit i love your channel yeah and like uh it's just uh highly responsible oh no would be we'd have to have like a bulletproof car we'd have to have like a tank with us that we hop in after we go can i come in your mouth hey hey buddy hey excuse me how about i rub my pp on your lips pal excuse me casper, Casper? Little Worm?

Where's the MS-13? How about I cum in your eyes, Little Worm? Can we cum in your face? And then they go, what'd you see? And we go, there's a camera right there, bro. There's a camera. You have to ask if you could cum on their face and then immediately start running. And then you immediately.

You have to immediately start running. Yeah. That's the truth. That would be handing homeless people chainsaws, asking gangbangers if you could cum in their mouth. That's our platform here. Yeah. Cost enough 2024.

This is hate watch. That's the hate watch formula. Tug it. Tug it. Cum. Chainsaws to the homeless. You saw that guy put that post on Reddit where it was like our most used word and our word bank was cum. Oh, is that true? Yeah. I yeah i don't know well that's all you i don't i

don't know how did that guy do that what did he really has like an ai technology probably they got everything now he put every episode we've ever done into like a generator and it came out guys are psychotic dude maybe maybe that's true it's all you you're the one that says your entire brain is full of you you like literally wake up in the morning and to get started like instead of coffee you need to make cum jokes yeah i'm like come come come come come i've seen you depressed before we'll drive around and you'll just be like fucking trying to snap out of it and you'll just see a guy in the street you'd be like fucking guy fucking cum jizz fucking i bet his jizz is cum and he's fucking sitting

there and he's come no it's it's gay jokes come but poop um you know people murdering each other that's that's my favorite that's my favorite stuff that's all i love handing homeless people chainsaws hey buddy hey check this out pal the next mayor actually tries to do that. Oh, well, I wonder what we would get news coverage immediately. Of course. That's the thing. And then they would look into us and they go, the guy running for mayor also used to do YouTube videos

where he asked gang members if we could comment their mouth. Yes, so that protects us under satire law. So we have to do the gangbanger thing first. We go to Spiderboy. Then we can run for mayor and hand chainsaws out. Yeah, so we do that. And then I'll call my attorney. And I'll be like,

how legal is it to hand out chainsaws to homeless people? How liable are you? What if we mix and match it, right? I don't know why that's a problem. We gave one guy like a pallet jack. You could also just hand out knives. No, no, that's handing out weapons. That's a weapon? Chainsaw, there's deniability. What if you say it's for

stakes? What if we mix them in with other tools? To cut their stakes. So, chainsaws, sledgehammers, scythes, you know what I mean? Farm equipment. And we're like, hey, and we have like a shirt that says like farmer boys. Well, I think the thing is, the loophole

here is we gave them chainsaws so they could build homes. Yeah. You never gave them any equipment to help build a home. Yeah, what are you doing, Garcetti? We're just trying to help them build a home. We're sorry if over, you know,

the 40,000 were killed last week. Devin's in an orange jumpsuit. In a giant chainsaw homeless civil war. Yeah. I'll ask a police officer. I'll say, what's the legal... Police officer would fucking drive you to fucking Home Depot to buy a chainsaw. He's sick of them, too. Gives ask a police officer. What's the legal... A police officer would drive you to Home Depot to buy a chainsaw. He's sick of them too.

Gives me his credit card. Run the plan. So what do we got here? This one boy. One loyal tugger. Sal Zagizi. I don't know how you say your last name. But he sent me something to hate watch called

How to Stay Sane 18 Days Alone at Sea. And apparently this woman called Wind Hippie Sailing lived on a boat alone for like 18 days. And I didn't watch any of it, but just the opening picture, like she looks fucked up and it looks like it could be fun. That's not a long time. 18 days? I could do that.

Easy peasy. Give me a couple books. She's a lady. Weak. Yeah, they're kind of... I could do a year alone at sea. Yeah, it'd be heaven for that. It'd be easy as hell.

But let's check this out because this could be fun. I set out thinking I was doing a one-night passage, but instead I'm doing a 1,500-mile passage. Goodbye, French Polynesia! They can't hear you. So I just drive over and go PG. All right. Wind hippie sailing.

Here we go. I'm surfing nine and a half knots down the back. Day nine alone at sea, a thousand miles down. What does that mean? She's a thousand miles away from the land? Where she started, yeah. Some of these waves, so crazy. I mean, yes, it's a little uncomfortable down below. Yes, I had to sit down to brush my teeth because I needed two hands to hold on.

But it's also a little bit exhilarating to stand outside and feel the force of the wind and the waves on my boat. I kind of feel like I'm just riding this crazy flying horse. You're on a boat. Yeah. She's like, I'm starting to feel like I'm alone on a boat. She's like, I'm on water. I've been out here eight days. I'm like, I'm starting to feel like I'm alone on a boat. I'm on water. I've been out here eight days. I'm like, I'm starting to feel like I'm not even on land anymore. This thing just keeps going back and forth. How did she brush her teeth with two hands?

I don't know. She should have bigger issues to worry about. Brushing her teeth. Pirates, like Indonesian pirates or some shit. Get killed. Yeah. Running into DJ Khaled. issues to worry about brushing her teeth like indonesian pirates or something killed yeah running into dj khaled or those two players of the dolphins that got lost like a decade ago these two guys got lost in a boat like a decade ago they're dead probably but yeah they

never found them they never found them that's hilarious just these two nfl players i would love that they just got in a boat and they just forgot they didn't know how they were like oh are they gay that's just kind of i don't know how. They were like, oh, shit. Were they gay? That's kind of. I don't know. I know. If we went on a boat together. It was like, cool shit. It was like, let's go on a yacht.

They were just like, we on a boat. Like, yo. We on a boat. If you and I went on a boat on a big long passage together, people think we're gay. Yeah. Yeah. That sucks. But yeah, two big NFL players.

Yeah, two big jacked NFL players. It took an afternoon. They went on a boat, and then they never got found. Sad. Sad. Maybe it's just the sleep deprivation talking. I thought she was farting. Yeah, I thought she was farting, dude.

Whoa. Hey there. Did you step on a barking spider? What's going on here? No, she's losing it. These people are nut jobs. I love when people go in the wild and they're like, Woo!

Yeah. Woo! Yeah. Yeah. Those movies where it's like Reese Witherspoon goes into the wild and she's just like, Those movies where it's like Reese Witherspoon goes into the wild and she's just like, White women love going to the wild

making coyote noises. Yeah, they like talking like that. Pathetic. So sad. Such retards. You never see black people do this? I mean, they don't do stuff like this. Some do. Some black guys. Yeah, there's like adventure black dudes black there's that they black guys there's been like a there's been

a gentrification in black people with like hiking and stuff they finally they're into it now i think a little bit yeah i think what do you think it was like this the getting like the hippie culture and all that stuff embrace that i don't know yeah it might have been like that whole like like that that acid rap generation where like young black dudes were like starting to like nature more. They got nose rings and shit. They're doing like mushrooms and acid and they were like, oh, I actually like trees. Yeah.

Like mountains and stuff. Maybe. Yeah. But yeah, that's my favorite thing is when people go to the wild and they pretend they're like a wolf and they're fighting themselves. Yeah. She's going to die. After like doing 20 years working in finance.

himself yeah she's gonna die after like doing 20 years working in finance she's like what is that ship up back there there's a bunch of angry time that scene in rambo four big spotlight how do you even get to the island i don't know how do you know where you're going i don't know how this lady knows what she's even doing i'd be terrified i'd be all right when does it finally like stop being all wavy it I don't know, dude. You know, there's always that scene in boat

movies where eventually the waves go away and they're just floating. It's really calm. And some guy's laying and he's really thirsty. Yeah, and he's always really thirsty. And he's looking up and a fucking seagull stops by and he looks at him. And there's that moment in the movie where he's like, this is the only contact I've had with anybody.

Yeah, and then he grabs the seagull and he eats it. Yeah, and he bites the seagull's head off. And then he goes, Ow! Ow, ow, ow! Ow! All right, we get it. Yeah, you're out at sea.

It's a boat. Get to you suffering. All right, here's the... Now! Who's the guy who sent this to you? Oh, big bump. I see a big bump. Go over there. What's that big bump? What? Go in the timeline. Go to the right.

Yes, there's a big bump over there. This is crazy. Why? What's crazy, lady? What's so funny? You're nuts. You are a real whack job. You know that? You're a wacko, pal. You're a goddamn wacko.

Every night I turn on my VHF. This is like if Aubrey Plaza lost her mind. Yeah. Which has AIS connected to it and set a CPA guard alarm for five nautical miles. So this means that if any boat transmitting AIS, which is all commercial vessels and most sailboats gets um let's see if it will get within five miles of me i'm alerted to it and so i don't care about what happened for the camera um well i mean are there pirates so this tiny target we can only hope there's pirates is what the blob what goes on out. What goes on out there, dude?

What happens out at sea? Like, what happens if you come across another boat? Can you kill everybody? Anything. Yeah, you could do anything. How do they track that down? How do they track that down? What's stopping us? They go, no, there was actually a ring doorbell

on that wave that caught you. That tortoise had a ring doorbell and he saw it on its back. Actually, these dolphins, they have nests on their head that film you. That tortoise had a ring doorbell and he saw it on its back. These dolphins, they have nests on their head that film you. How hard is it to be a pirate? I don't know.

The pirate industry is probably drying up. Yeah, but they gotta be like shitty dudes and like a shitty ship. What if we got like a dope yacht? It would be fun to be like a pirate with like Conor McGregor's yacht Yeah yeah yeah Like and you got like dope guns

Yeah but you're like Oh Oh Oh That's what's stopping piracy But it's the night It's like a billion dollar yacht Yeah

It's like a big ass ship And instead of cannons You have like AR-15s And like Yeah you're shooting people Incredibly crazy assault weapons Yeah get it I mean

Grenade launchers You can buy boats for cheap man They're pretty affordable I'd love to be a pirate dude You'd love to be a pirate, dude. You'd love to be a butt pirate, dude. Dude, sick. That's the chemistry these people come for.

It doesn't really do much good in telling if it's a close pass, I usually can't tell. I pass it. There you go. Jesus Christ, what's she doing? How do you sleep?

So as I promised myself, I have to pump. She looks very ill. Moose, in celebration of a thousand miles. And I saved all the rinds in this bowl, since in this family we use all of the beast. I'm going to separate the white part from the rind part and try to candy these puppies. I don't know if the recipe is different from candied almonds, but all I have to go on is the candied almond recipe. So I will just use the same ratio. Get to the bump. This is horseshit.

Yeah, she sucks. Some people say solo sailors go crazy when they're at sea. To those people I say, they are... Some people say solo sailors go crazy when they're at sea. those people i say they're some people say solo sailors go crazy when they're at sea to those people i say yes check out this black guy i'd have tied up under my bed he's like the black guy from the k he's got like a big beard i found him at my last stop i poisoned him weaklings i am. I can do whatever I wish. And I proceed with only elegance.

And I am the modicum of self-control. I just hang out. Straight chillin', reading sophisticated things, writing poetry, philosophizing on the ancient Greek philosophers. Shut up. I mean, why do people bother doing that stuff? You're not gonna... A reading? No. Poetry. Like, write.

It's not... That's cathartic, I guess. I don't know. Those days are over. Oh, yeah, yeah. You mean like the... All the best have done it. The Percy Shelley days. It's over. Yeah, yeah. It's over. I mean, I don't know. I think it's a big waste of time. I mean, yeah, but she's literally in the middle of the ocean. I know. Well, bring don't know. I think it's a big waste of time.

I mean, yeah, but she's literally in the middle of the ocean. I know. Well, bring a fucking TV. Yeah, bring like a Nintendo GameCube. You could be fucking catching up on, you know, you could be watching the, there's a Jerry Falwell documentary on Hulu that I found pretty good. You could be on a boat for like a month, which is a terabyte. Is she even watching real time with Bill Maher?

New season's back. And it's kind of fun sometimes. Something else happens. Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. Red leather, yellow leather. She's losing it.

That's all I would do. I would sit down and drink coffee. Yeah, sure. That's all I'd fucking do. Yeah, I mean, I just, I think people really romanticize this whole being alone shit way too much. I don't think it's that good for you.

I mean, it's good. Be alone for a day or two. Sure. 18 days is not that long, bro. It's just, but it's why? What'd you learn about yourself? I think it's the boat. The minute you get back to society,

society's just gonna mold you back into what they want just another cog in the system yeah you ain't escaping because you went out there and you howled no no i think it's the boat that's driving her nuts i think it's the movement the movement movement yeah she's losing it she should have fucking you know not did a boat thing yeah do a road trip go you know this is when you know you're crazy when you start doing british voice when you're alone that's how you know you're fucking insane she's talking to herself oh it's like the sign of like you know a split personality tea tea i also hate tea do you like tea oh sick of tea it's not as good as coffee he sucks ass if you handed me like

a milk tea i'd be like all right tea is it's like marinated twig water dark tea is good it's just twigs that you put in water and yeah it's like you don't put the lemon in the ginger it's kind of green you don't like tea green tea is fucking yeah i had a green tea today i'm sick of everybody thinking they're getting down to like Like they're becoming one with themselves Or with anything He and poetry Oh isolation Oh I'm reading now

I'm just picturing you on your big yacht Oh I got sober and I read now Really? Well how come you're the most boring person I've met Ever You're a tardy Just go into Just lean into your vices and just crash and burn

but have a lot of fun. So you on the boat, it'd be like a terabyte of Bill Maher. This video would be me holding Jameson. Day 14, motherfucker! You're an atheist. I'm just like,

I turned into an atheist. I'm last on the bench, motherfucker. Woo! Woo! I sigh to sing. Oh, dude, shut the fuck up. I sigh to sing. What would I look like if all of me was blue?

I'm blue and da-ba-dee-da-ba-da. Well, the worst part is she's also filming herself, so she's playing it up. This is what people do when they're in prison. When they get a month in the hole or whatever. Yeah, she's losing it. So how's this helping you? And da ba dee da ba die. So, yeah, she's playing it up for the camera, which is also annoying.

If she didn't have the camera there, I think she'd be very fucking annoying. She would be doing this. She's playing a character. Everything looks different. This is what it would be like if I lived in a fish tank. Whoa. This is not what you would be doing. You'd be sitting down, kicking ass, drinking coffee, reading a book.

Okay. For those of us who are blind, we have our prescriptions inside glasses, and we have our prescriptions. Is she ever going to attack my pirate? The problem is that I'm very

excited about this. Five more days of this nonsense. What the hell are you eating, you sick bitch? Jesus Christ. What is that? She's got a nonsense. What the hell are you eating, you sick bitch? Jesus Christ. What is that? She's got a block. She's eating a fucking... What is that?

It looks like bread. It looks like fucking... It looks like the stuff that's in your... Like the stuff that's... Like insulation. Oh, yeah. It looks like... It looks like...

Like foam that goes in your walls or something. Big biscuit. I can eat real food again. Okay. So, ooh, big stuff. Looks like rain is coming. Hell yeah, let's see this fucking... I want to see like a perfect storm level.

Yeah, she can only just attack on her. When the wind vane is totally buried up to its little... Makes me wonder how it'll do in really big weather. Come on, waves. Take her out. That's not possible. Oh, she's all flying. Fiji's across the date line.

So, I could potentially be in in three days instead of four days. I've been slowing myself down. Fix along with my stove. Okay, the last bomb's got to be her sighting. So... Yeah, it better be her approaching land, right? Hopefully I can find a stand. ...down because now I'm in the lee of some of the reefs.

But they just knock my boat... This... ...that I don't share with YouTube, like, if you have any specific questions. That sucked ass. What else does she do? She, uh... Do people do this?

Is this, like, a thing? Boat vloggers? bow vloggers probably actually is very that was impressive of her i mean yeah i couldn't do that she did it that's amazing i'm sorry we're good funny yeah nothing happened though i thought like does anyone looks like like like uh people that fucked up on etsy yeah what is that like stranded at murders at sea you know it's like You know it's like impossible to solve a murder at sea. How do you solve a murder at sea? Dude, I was reading about it. Truly. Dude, have you seen, did you watch, I watched a documentary.

It was like, it was like cruise ship nightmares or some shit. So every like cruise ship is registered to Panama. Uh-huh. Right. People kill people on cruise ships all the time, right? Yeah, do we watch that together? No. No.

So people kill, so first of all, it takes like a day for a cruise ship to turn around. So you fall overboard, you're fucked. Number one. Number two, all the cruise ships are registered to like Panama for tax reasons. So, the Panamanian police are the ones who respond to any disasters on cruise ships. Right? So, any murders that happen. Say your like daughter gets killed on a cruise ship by her husband.

And like the guys you got to talk to is like a Panamanian detective who just doesn't give a fuck he's doing coke all day okay uh yeah it was insane i watched this documentary and the guy was like literally imagine if like you just had a hotel and like in the hotel uh you were like yeah you can get away with anything in here and then somebody built a wall around the hotel and then just locked it up for like a week and filled it full of people and no one can get in or out of a hotel, that's a cruise ship. It's like insanely dangerous. This teen was rescued after 49 days at sea.

Is he in a... What the fuck? Was he in a Minecraft boat? It looks like he built like a fucking Huck Finn boat. Yeah. Look at this. An incredible rescue caught on camera. A teenager lost at sea for 49 days with no food, no water, and no way to steer.

Those Asians? A stunning video shows the moment he was finally pulled to safety. Our chief national correspondent, Matt Dunn. Wow, I wonder what this kid ate. What do you think he ate? His own cum? Yep, that was it. He's shooting loads in his own face. Stupid teen. I could last 50 days at sea. Hey, good morning, Michael. On the most harrowing part of that journey,

you can't see in that video, he apparently jumped off that raft and swam towards that giant tanker in the open ocean, where crew members threw him a life preserver. He'd survived, he said, by eating fish he'd caught and drinking seawater he filtered through his shirt. Oh. Pretty smart. One, two, three oh pretty smart what does the

shirt stop just the salt and I guess it gets I'm sure of you you know you get you put your shirt in seawater gets all crusty yeah you know so I guess it can't gotta catch some assault hmm here's the moment 49 days in the making 19 year old Aldi Adelang rescued from the Pacific Ocean after nearly two months lost at sea Adelang lives and operates this amber fishing veston how do you get lost against the blister he's a vision snap the rope which was anchoring the floating hut in place and sent him drifting 1,200 miles taking the teen from the shores of Indonesia to near Guam daily Holy shit. After running out of supplies, the boy, alone, like the hero in the movie

Life of Pi, Hello! had to think out of the box. I never saw Life of Pi. How did he have a zebra with him? He had a tiger, didn't he? Yeah, I thought he had a tiger,

but he has a monkey and a zebra with him, too, here. Interesting. I would just eat the monkey. I would make a fight. Like Mandingo. You'd make the monkey. I'd have the monkey. I'd take my zebra and my monkey, and then I'd kill myself, manding I'd have the monkey

And then I'd kill myself And then I'd drown myself You're like throwing the monkey at the zebra The monkey doesn't want to hurt the zebra I go come on Put your hands up You're slowly trying to choose I'd have a little fun before my

Before you just jump Before I jump in the ocean I'd have a little fun before my mind. Before you just jump. I'd decide before I jump in the ocean, I'd make a monkey fight a zebra. How funny would it be if you jumped in the ocean with the monkey in your arms? Using wood from the boat's hut. Oh, man. This sucks, too,

because now this guy has to get sent back to Indonesia. Yeah. He's not really... He's got a Ferrari back to Indonesia. Yeah. He's not really... Oh, now he's got a Ferrari shirt. He's rich. He's not really rescued. No. He's like, I kind of wanted to keep floating.

He's like, I was hoping I'd end up in America. Eat and filtering seawater through his T-shirt to drink. Adelaing says countless ships passed him by unaware of his plight. He tried to flag them down, but to no avail. Then, seven weeks later to the day, this massive ship came to his rescue. The teen managing to send out distress signals, a simple help over his portable radio, causing the ship that had passed him by to turn around. The ship approaching him, causing those giant swells, nearly capsizing his raft.

Maybe make a better ship next time, dumbass. I mean, that ship's kind of kick-ass. No, it actually looks really cool. It would be cool if you're on the Mississippi River, not the fucking ocean. I mean, that's even more baller, so he's out there on that. See what else we got. Remember last night when we were trying to figure out what, we were like scrolling youtube bored at the house and he typed in gay guys fighting that's a great video video kicks ass yeah watch that video this dude breaks a nail fight it's oh you finally got the video it's called it's just called gate to gay men fight and that's

this is what comes up when you type in gay guys fighting. That's the beauty of the no verbal filters. No mental faults either. I was like, what would be funny to watch right now? I just looked up two gay guys fighting, and then the next thing I looked up was Indian guy gets his ass kicked. It's not funny because they're gay. It's a different type of fight because they're gay.

You just get to observe different things that they do. Yeah, they're like way more. This is a different dynamic, so it was fun to watch. And this is kind of a crazy fight. This black dude goes crazy on this guy. Well, the black dude, the black dude. He has nails, though. He can't fight as well.

He's asking for it. He's asking for it. That's what you say about every black guy in a fight. Sicko. Sicko. Come on, everyone's on to you. every black guy in a fight. Sicko. Sicko. Come on. Everyone's on to you. Your Nazi past.

This was making me laugh very hard last night. I told you the reason why I went to fight. They're like so gay, by the way. You kind of think it's staged. Well, they're twanks. Because it feels like out of a movie or something. The way that they talk to each other. The fact that that black dude thought he could throw hands with those nails is fucking wild to me.

Yeah. Yeah. He's confident. Yeah. You're on mute. I told you this is why I went to fight. But why were you on mute? I told you this is why I went to fight.

Okay, but you were talking all that shit, Alex. Yes, if you talked to him, yes. Alex, you were talking all that shit. Did you talk to him, though? No, but I went to fight because you were talking all that shit. What. Yes, if you talked to him, yes. Alex, you were talking... Did you talk to him, though? No, but I want to fight because you were talking all that shit. What do you mean? Yes, Rox. So you think this is over, like, cheating?

This is over. They're in the Midwest. Indiana. I mean, this black kid is... If he's gay and from Indiana, he's put up with utter hell. Oh, yeah. He deserves the world. Give him everything he wants.

What do you mean, Alex? Seriously. Man. Do you want to fight? Yes or no? That's all I want to know. Because do you mean, Alex? Seriously. Man. Do you want to fight? Yes or no? That's all I want to know. Because if you don't, you're a pussy ass bitch because you called me one too. And I'm not a pussy because I will swing on your ass. Do gay guys fight a lot? There's a lot of fighting

in the gay community? They fucking fuck each other up. I'm like... They may fight more than straight dudes. Yeah, I'm like, I'm a pussy. Like, gay guys are fucking so much better than me. Yeah. I mean, everyone's the same, of course.

Well, they're just... They're weathered by life. They're just... I just didn't know they were so alpha. Yeah. Really strong. Alpha gays, dude. I want to be gay.

You are. Don't think I won't. Don't think I won't. Alex! Alex! Hello? Let me beat that ass! Don't think I won't. Don't think I won't. Alex. Alex. Hello. Let me beat that ass. I've never heard guys like threaten each other, but in such a cute way.

Oh, yeah. They're doing it. Oh, my God. They're being adorable. I'm going to knock you the fuck out. Oh, my God. I'm going to fucking. I'm going to fuck you up, honey.

Look at his little pants Hello Get out the fucking car You're gonna be foaming at the mouth When I'm done with you sweetie I will fucking Turn your face into mincemeat baby Oh my god honey I'm going to stab you to death

Baby Girlfriend Oh my god on, honey. I'm going to stab you to death, baby. Girlfriend. Oh, my God. Alex. Oh, my God. I'm going to impale you. Impale you. What does that mean? Drive the steak

through him? Yeah. It's a horrible thing. I just... I love this so much, dude. Well, yeah. Well, yeah. Love this. Are you going to drag me out?

Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes. He's instigating. This white dude thinks... The white dude's doing nothing. The white dude thinks you won't do it. Right. That's the thing.

Shit. Should have locked his doors. Ow. Ow. Ow. You're going to drag me out? Get out. Why do they talk like that? Get out You think they've had sex? Oh fuck yeah

They're beating each other's cheeks Like hardcore sex Yeah dude Yeah dude So like in the butt right? Yeah dude Wow Yeah that's the weird thing though

You gonna drag me out? Wow You gonna drag me out? You gonna drag me out? Get out Imagine like Honey get out He's doing He's being very gay right? Honey get out I'm gonna shove a out? Get out! Imagine like... Honey, get out. He's doing, he's being very gay right now.

Honey, get out. I'm gonna shove a gun in your mouth and blow your head off, honey. Pop it off, hello? Hello, sweetie. Don't touch me. If I were touching you though. I can touch you if I want to.

No, you can't. Sweetie, I'm gonna curb stomp you. Yeah, yeah, see, that's the thing. Get out, it's just a little curb stomp, baby. So if you could touch me, I'll have a little bit of a... Bite theomp, baby. Bite the curb, honey. Bite the curb, honey. Guys, I'm the fucking queen.

He's the fucking queen. Bitch, if I want to touch you, I'll touch you. If I want to touch you, he gets upset. If I want to touch you, I can touch you. Alex, don't you... You let me grab you. Don't touch me. Bitch, don't you fucking touch me. Bitch, what the fuck?

And then he, like, beats him up while he's, like, his seatbelt's on. Yeah, you gotta let him take his seatbelt off, bro. Man. They don't fight with rules, though, bro. What? I'm gonna fuck your ass up. Yeah.

What? Bitch. Dude, Alex has... He does, like, a karate chop. He tried to... Alex has way more mobility. He's got those short shorts on. Yeah, that's true.

He's got that Hollister pink Topolo shirt. Yeah. Alex just needs to start digging into that sciatic nerve. Yeah. He could get him in, like, the third round. Alex is literally dressed for tennis. Yeah. Like, you're good.

Guys! What the fuck? We're in a neighborhood. Guys! Shut the fuck up. Shut up, lady! Why don't they call the cops? Shut up!

Why don't they call the cops? This is why they're gay! Because of you and your yapping. Well, why is she filming, dude? Because that's why... She's like, they're going to call the cops when they're filming. Yeah, she's gross. She's a bitch. Fucking asshole.

Jesus. Bitch? Now what? What? Now what? Don't fucking touch me. You walking my ass on a mother... Guys, I'm not supposed to have this car.

What if they call the cops? Yeah, but... Whoa, what'd you steal your car? What'd you do? What'd you do, lady? Looks like you're going to get them in trouble. What if they call the cops? Yeah. Whoa, what'd you steal your car? What'd you do? What'd you do, lady? Looks like you're going to get them in trouble. What'd you flip the camera on you? You're going to get these two innocent gay men in trouble?

Yes. We should go somewhere else. My favorite part is when he broke his nail. He's like, my nail hurt. Don't fuck with me. My nail fucking hurt. He said, my nail fucking hurts. Yeah, you got your nail torn off

because you're throwing hands with fucking inch-long nails. What? That's cool. I'm glad it is. Okay. They're done, bro. Guys.

He's got the itis. Yeah, I'm tired. Hold on. Bitch. You do get tired quickly. She's trying to diffuse the situation. She's trying to diffuse it. Trying to make it funny. Be all light. Yeah, she's like, you get tired quickly. She's trying to diffuse the situation. She's trying to diffuse it, yeah. Trying to make it funny.

Be all light. Yeah, she's like, you get tired easily. Sad. Why aren't you on a date tonight? Yeah. Huh? Just gotta hang out with two dudes. You need to take a long, hard look in the mirror, sweetheart.

Ask yourself why you're hanging out with two gay guys that are fighting each other. You have anything going on with yourself that night? Huh? Gross. Gross. I get tired real fast. I'm not supposed to have this car if they call the cops. What did you do?

Did you steal the car? Maybe it's not okay. Can we go in one? Can we take a break? No, actually, keep going. He's like, can we fuck? He's like, yo, let me... Come on, head. Let me see what that booty do.

I think what might be the situation here is that's her boyfriend's car. That's for sure someone else's car. Maybe. Who cares? Alex? Look, he's still like, I... Yeah, Alex is ready to fucking... He's ready to go.

Alex is not having any fun. He looks a little beat up, though. He's right on. Well, I mean, he... No, Alex. I don't know the other guy's name. Can I see the phone? The other guy has, like...

He took some cheap shots at Alex. Alex is seat buckled. The other guy's got huge nails. He looks like Nosferatu. Yeah. It's creepy. It's, like, hard to fight a guy like that. Back off.

He's got little knives on his fingers. Yeah, he's... Oh, fuck. He's a panther, man. Just get in the car. Alex, you want to go around, too? Alex is... Alex is fucking... Come on, just get in the car., you want to go around too? Alex is fucking hot ass. Do you want to get around too?

No, Alex should attack right now. That dude's gassed. Look at your face. I didn't want to do it, but you were talking all that shit. You were talking all that shit. Stop, Kia. He says Kia. That guy's really funny.

He was yelling at the card. I want to hang out with that guy. Should we watch more gay guys fighting? Yeah. I like fake tough guy comp. Fake tough guys get exposed comp? I think, no, no. We tried to watch this video last night.

This one? There was a narrator. Number two? I don't know what that is. Okay, let's type in fake tough guys exposed. Fake tough guys. Tough guys go to MMA gyms is always good. Oh. Boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo, boo. Tough guys go to MMA gyms is always good. You're going to bow down when you see me.

Oh, he went all Stitches. You're going to bow down in respect. I hate when they edit it. Stop. The fuck? Stop. Ugh. I hate that. Oh, this is good. You know, we. Ugh. I hate that.

Oh, this is good. You know, we went down a Stitches hole. Stitches. Do we want to go down Stitches hole again? Do you guys remember Stitches?

I'm asking that to the audience as if they'll respond. Yeah. Well, Stitches was that rapper that had, like, all the face tattoos.

He was, like, kind of the first retard. Yeah, he was the first guy to have, I think he was literally, He was a pioneer of white retarded men with face tattoos i think he was i think he was the first guy i saw where i was like damn he has a lot of face tattoos and that's retarded so um but he had that video where he was like staking out he's like watching the game and he's like games in this fucking club i'm gonna fuck you up game he had a fake beef with

the game he waits outside for like hours in his car and then the game and his and his boys come out and then he immediately gets knocked out by them yeah it was great yeah he can't comprehend that the game surrounds himself with 30 guys that'll kill someone for him should we watch pranks in the hood uh yeah fuck yeah let's watch those arab dudes the og guys yeah what happened to them? I think they were all killed. I'm pretty sure they were all killed. I don't know, but they used to kill it.

They were like Sephardic Jewish kids or something. Arab or Jews. Yeah, there we go. Public bomb scare good deed prank. Oh, dude, turn that on, dude. Hell yeah. A hollow-wag border! Is that a police officer?

Yeah, he put a fake bomb in front of a police officer. Boy, these guys are ballsy. He went all the Aqaba. I'm starting to think they have the capability of doing 9-11. I mean... Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa, whoa, this is a sandwich! This is a sandwich This is a sandwich

This sucks He's playing stupid music You suck too This is why we need to We need to If we made those videos That would be the end That'd be the end

It's us So like Nothing can top that The chainsaws of the homeless The chainsaws of the homeless And asking gangbangers If we could come in their mouths How do you top that?

Can you imagine How great of a video that would be? That'd be insane. Like this is just like says like Arab guy asked you have a problem in the hood prank. Just being racist. That's just like you're just exploiting people having a rough life. Yeah. We aren't.

We're trying to give them a solution. Yeah. Which is by way of a chainsaw. Mm-hmm. Or we're in the hood and we ask to come on their mouth. It brings levity to the situation you go why am i a gang member why why why do i live my whole life with this this code and i life is really hard and i have to kill people and people try and kill me and it's

like that's just silly it has me to come on my mouth like i just i'm gonna stop being a gang member now no we could turn them around yeah Yeah. I went to prison without having a guy come in my mouth. And the second I get out, a little white boy comes up to me and asks me to come in my mouth. See, this guy really runs everything. This top-notch idiots guy runs it all. But it used to be these Arab kids in New York. I remember guns got pulled on them and shit.

He just looks like a guy that like works at lids you know oh shit dude i saw real quick yeah at the grocery store earlier today i saw like a weird i saw like a just like a very strange interaction i was standing at the deli counter right and this this mexican dude was working behind the deli counter, or I don't know, whatever, Hispanic, or he had an accent, and he didn't speak great English. And he's like, the guy that makes sandwiches, whatever, and then this young black kid, teenager, whatever, 20s,

walks up to him, and I notice he's wearing the grocery store shirt too, but I thought maybe he was just like a customer. He goes, hey, bro, what's your name? And the guy's like making a sandwich, and he's wearing i noticed he's wearing the grocery store shirt too but i thought maybe he was just like a customer he goes hey bro what's your name and the guy's like making a sandwich and he's like he's like he doesn't say his name and he's like hey i need to know your name like like like what did you there was a lady at the front that said you said that we don't have any vegan uh vegan cake yeah and we got all this vegan cake right here bro all this vegan cake is right here yeah what'd you tell them and he goes oh well they just they asked about these yeah just these ones and i we don't have these ones and he goes he goes okay he goes like you need to look at me when and then the guy the guy called him a boy wait wait wait wait wait wait what was the dude

called him boy what was the race of the guy who was calling him a boy? He was, like, Hispanic or something. He called the black dude boy? Boy. And then the guy walks around the counter and stops him while he's working and goes, You don't call me boy. You can call me dude. He goes, What's your name?

And the guy goes, Eh, blah, blah, blah. And he goes, Nice to meet you. Like, they were, like... It was, like, their first interaction working with each other that guy had some trigger discipline was it was intense and i was just i kept pretending i had something to do and i was just standing there watching the whole thing i was like oh my god yeah i remember i was in atlanta i said boy i called the i had a couple um like dude some dude got some white dude tried to call me out i'd like a call i'd like a couple like black homies that

were coming to the bar and i was like, what's up, my boy? I high-fived one of them. This white dude next to me was like, yo, be careful with that. Then they were like, nah, it's fine. Homie? No, I said, what's up, my boy? What's up, my boy? That guy's my boy or some shit.

I high-fived him. Then some white dude next to me was like, yo, be careful saying that around here. I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? Then the black guys were like, yeah, it's fine. What are you talking about? It'd be different if he was like, hey, be careful saying that around here. And I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? And then, like, the black guys were like, yeah, it's fine. What are you talking about? Like, it'd be different if he was like, hey, boy. Hey, boy. Yeah, like, that's weird.

But, yeah, I don't think people realize how, like, yeah, it's a bad one. Yeah, that was a, it was just interesting. Because I thought for a second it was just a customer, an upset customer with a guy working there. And then I was like, oh, you guys are, like, coworkers? This i was like oh you guys are like co-workers this is an intense you guys are having an intense argument in public holy fuck yeah that's crazy so that's what that's probably why he saw he like solved it amicably that's yeah because he he saw me watching oh yeah the black dude looked over and he saw me kind of like watching and he was like that's okay you can call me boy is that he last he goes he goes that's okay just don't call me boy yeah this was at lassons like a vegan like organic

fucking bullshit grocery store that's funny oh man should we watch karen tries to steal my package then gets instant karma this dude pulls a gun on her satisfaction is the name of the game it's dude those are great videos oh yeah these are always great i love people trying to steal packages and getting fucked up yeah that looked like it hurt what happened he fell she fell she's a heroin addict then she hit her head on concrete no i think they put like a thing that made her fall from brick pillars to boxes of bricks in our next clip as this thieving k tries to sneak away this man hey karen i hate it shut up livery oh oh she's like loading the area here he comes what's he got there it's like a rocket launcher by his door she's running

by his door. She's running. How you doing? Got you on video. Video? I got you on video, bitch. Cracker bitch. You a fucking cracker bitch?

Fucking cracker bitch tried to steal from my door. That's kind of satisfactory. Got you on video and your plate. Oh, dude, you're traveling away without her? Our next worst fire Karen was caught in the act

seconds before running away. They're not Karens. These aren't even Karens. It's a black woman. They're just women. Well, the first lady was a black woman. They're just meth-addicted women. Is Karen just mean to everybody now?

Any woman over the age of 35 is just automatically a Karen now. You know how lucky I mean like The whole stealing packages thing It's like how even lucrative is that Like you have to just like hope It's like a big electronic I mean I guarantee you

We can all go We can go out tonight And make 400 bucks Yeah Yeah dude Yeah dude Why not Let's take your beat to shit Lex

How much longer we got Yeah what do we got here Five more minutes We can go steal. Yes. Cracker, bitch. Cracker. Dude, the UPS man hasn't even left the neighborhood yet. What's gonna happen here?

Oh, almost an accident. That guy shouldn't have gone around that. Oh, he stopped. Oh, he caught him in his driveway. He's going to drive over him. That rocks, dude. I like the balls of that. When people get in front of your car, just keep driving.

Yeah. That's just the PSA. He didn't count on them running him over. No, no no no they always act like you're not gonna hit me no just keep going they'll eventually run to the side

they'll get a little swipe but you're free now this guy's literally risking death also when you get like when you hit somebody on the freeway or whatever like when you get a

fender bender just drive off yeah what Karen that guy sounded like the guy in the car is trying to get away from stealing

and this guy's back. This is a heroin addict. She's got a fucking steel reserve can. I'd say shut the fuck up and get off my fucking lawn. Nice shirt, retard. I'd say shut the fuck up and get off my fucking lawn. Is it in the daytime? It doesn't matter.

Nice shirt, retard. Okay. The thumbs up. Peace, man. Yeah, well, go back to your country. How about that? Oh. Whoa.

Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Damn. Sometimes when you get caught, it's easier to just say yeah fair enough you got me not this stealing Karen though who blames the owner of the package for stealing her boss's box oh God this is so sad people are so sad it's pathetic look at her this is America they're gonna walk off this is is America. We're gonna stroll off.

Look at her. She looks like she could bounce her way home. Because she's fat. Just rolls down the street. Just lays down. Give me the box. Give me the box. Give me the box, fatty. Give me the box. Get out of here. Give me that. Get back to the McDonald's playpen. Hurry up. Beat it.

That's funny. It's like she literally, he just goes up to her and he's like, give me that. She's like, all right. Just starts filming her. Yeah. Get out of here. I love this. What's this weird like Hawaiian music?

Yeah, like Peter Sellers movie music. But this Karen takes it to the extreme as she thinks she's entitled to everyone else's packages. That's cool. Watch what happens after she's caught red-handed. That's going to the place. So I'm handing it to you. Put it down.

What? Put it down on the ground. On the ground. Oh, you're... And you can give me the one that you put in your purse This one Good one Have you caught

I love when they always These people get caught stealing And they always They try And their ego is so big They try and flip it They think they're gonna talk their way out of it They don't understand that

They could either just drop the packages or leave Yeah Yeah I mean, are you Are they gonna tackle you? Like, what's going on here? These kind of suck. Yeah, these are, you know.

What else we got? Karens are retarded. I just hate Karen. I hate the Karen thing. I think that's when South Park ended for me is when they did the Karen episodes. I was like, ah. What's the most dangerous episode or dangerous city in America? What do you think it is? This video right is? I thought it was Gary, Indiana.

St. Louis. Okay, I'm going to say Midwest. Midwest. It's going to be St. Louis, Gary. St. Louis, Gary. Fucking. Or just that six-city block area in Chicago. What's it called? Chirac.

I mean, I don't know you know south side of chicago or some shit i don't know anglewood yeah yeah i guess i don't know i'm tommy g and you might be wondering how i got like hey hey stop pointing the gun at me bud i have a reputation for getting crazy things on camera. These fellas heard I was coming to their city. These fellas. These fellas. These fellas thought. Told me to link up. So I did. This is a story of St. Louis.

Ah, got it. Yeah. Got it. East St. Louis. Damn. Yeah, that's scary. They're shooting guns at each other a lot. That's a lot of guns that they're shooting at people.

They're outside of a gas station. shooting guns at each other a lot. That's a lot of guns that they're shooting at people. Why is he playing like drop music from like Drive? I mean. We're about 20 minutes outside of St. Louis. Let's talk to the locals and see if they think this is a good idea or what advice they have for us. Legal shirt. 20 minutes outside of St. Louis. Let's talk to the locals and see if they think this is a good idea. What advice they have for us. Legal shirt. We're going to St. Louis.

It's apparently the number one murder capital in this country. Is that something you're familiar with or you've heard anything about? Absolutely not. Yes, I have. Is that a place you ever go to? No, it's a place I avoid. Too scary? Oh, most definitely.

I went there for last year's Fourth of July. I swear, I heard gunshots everywhere more than I did fireworks. Well, yeah, it's a fucking crime. We don't have guns here. We're really we don't we're going to be here it's a good idea i don't for your safety and as a mom stay away we're doing a documentary on st louis is it crazy as people say it is i will say that there's a lot of murders up there probably at least once a day at the very minimum do you guys go in there strapped or do you just stay out of certain neighborhoods no we just do math yeah these guys we mostly just do meth we get gas every guys are like... We mostly just do meth. We get gas every once in a while because we have to drive to get

meth, but other than that, this is basically the only place you could ever catch us at in public, is the gas station. On our way to get meth. Fun meth. Meth Mountain Dew. That's about it. Yeah. I like to wear my weird Oakleys. Yeah, what the fuck is that, dude? What's that shirt? Me and my brother both cut each other's

hair. Anyway, yeah, don't go to fuck is that, dude? What's that shirt? Me and my brother both cut each other's hair. Anyway. Yeah, don't go to St. Louis, dude. It's really dangerous. Anyway, you guys got that hot shot on you? Yeah. What? I love how he's asking white people if they go to East St. Louis.

So, if I don't look nowhere, I shouldn't be looking. We're going to meet some gangster rappers. I would be careful who you interview. And don't offend them. Alright, here we go most dangerous city in America highest murder rate oh it's only fitting today that I rock my lawyer looks nice to me there's trees look at that yeah it's trees merch if you're a Milwaukee guy that's into some shenanigans give them a call he could probably help you out all right let's do it you know where we are keegan let's do it what do you know about that it was like the worst neighborhood oh yeah baby how are you feeling um it's nice when you can pull up and at least be like hey yo like it's

daryl or it's terrence or zachary i don't know anyone but we're pulling up and these guys are like yeah we're here and then you beat them there to their own spot it's like what the oh And these guys are like, yeah, we're here. And then you beat them there to their own spot. It's like, what the... Oh, they're flying. That's them. Yeah, relax. Shit, shit.

Oh, my gosh. What's up, fellas? How's it going, boss? What's up, playboy? All right, all right, all right. Get out the car, bitch. Dude, it's crazy how ski masks are like... Ski masks scare the shit out of me.

Yeah, dude, they're like... They're regular now. They're like normalized. Mm-hmm. That's nuts. All right. Fellas, where are we at right now? Hell yeah, dude.

You know, we're risking our ass with it, man. Uh-oh. Anything you don't want on camera, just hide it. Just because you never know who could be watching this. Oh, shit. You guys fucking got your after-school projects here, huh? Why does he talk like that, dude? Oh, man.

Holy cannoli, pal. Oh, boy. Holy cannoli, pal. Oh, you guys make my pooper tight. I gotta tell you guys, when I'm around you, my pooper gets all tight. My pooper gets tight and my hair stands on end, buddy. Somehow he's the coolest white guy they know. They're like, that guy was cool. He could come to Ruskin Ave any day. Talk about his poof at any time, bro.

So tell us about this area. I'm a Milwaukee boy. I don't really know. I can't wait for him to start just increasingly switching. You guys got the whole crew rolling in huh how would you describe this city man this gruesome god damn me damn for the real deal god damn you gotta play no games with these look check this out he pointed this assault rifle at his friend's head yeah they just don't give a hell. Don't point anything at him, okay?

Don't point anything at him. Hey, what's the St. Louis slang? What's St. Louis lingo? Anything. Is this the most crazy area in St. Louis? Nah, this ain't the most craziest. This ain't the most crazy area in St. Louis. It ain't nowhere particular that's crazy.

Everywhere in St. Louis, bro. It's like that scene in Borat where he's like, bang, bang, skeet, skeet. If you ain't got one, you gotta have two. If you're gonna have a nine or something like that, you gotta at least have two of them. What do you think the neighbors feel? Jesus fucking Christ. These guys have more guns. It's like a bag of M&Ms.

It's just full of guns. All them have guns. Are neighbors scared to go outside? They're like playing catch with guns. They're like, they're like, they're like run around. They'll go long. I'm practicing my Uzi spiral.

I think it's cool because they feel like they well protected type shit. They ready to have some guns over here? Did he just pull out some off? He's like, there are mosquitoes out here though. They like my blood. I had no guns over here time over so i guess what's the day-to-day in your life guys what does it look like we just live every day in california there's like they got bloods and crips but like in milwaukee there's a lot of different groups what's it like in st louis There's a lot of different groups. What's it like in st. Louis?

So what do you guys spend your time doing in the summer go out with your camping So what's the vision what do you see the future looking like. Man, I see the future. I'm taking over this bitch. I'm going to be the king of this bitch, man. I'm going to be, you're going to see me everywhere. So you guys can just chill outside like this and not worry about it. We're not worried about shit.

Nigga know not to play with me, nigga. Nigga know not to, nigga know not to come through her bouncing his ass. I know what balls going to do today. I'm going to do a flip,

007, come out the curb. Man, I'm starting to get the feeling these guys will shoot you. That's crazy. I feel like they will shoot you. That's crazy. I feel like they might shoot you. Look at the white dude in the gang. Yeah, he's got a little Louis bag.

He's like the professor in the And One mixtape. Yeah. They're like, you don't know how good his handles are with an Uzi. They're like, yo, you ever seen him put a gat in his shirt and hit that shit all around? He'd go through the legs with the gat. That white boy cold. He's doing doing guns i don't know what it is what the no i'm just wondering where the fireworks are

how much how much does a two-bedroom apartment go for here what can where's ron go for it eight deep in a one-bedroom apartment six niggas turn the living room rent 700 the landlord didn't make a kitchen you know those guys this is part of the crew too so literally every car that was coming down the street I was keeping an eye on and I was like hiding behind the car I was up when I would see it coming I would like hide behind the curb just to make sure because I didn't want to take a chance if it was a rival and I I don't know if they're friend or foe. I wasn't about to die. This was too hot. It's smart back to the I'm getting married in October. I got a sweet cheeks to go home to me. No, I mean how many kids sweet

I got a sweet cheeks to go home to me. No, I mean how many kids sweet I got a sweet cheeks to go home to buddy My wife's got sweet cheeks. Oh Margie I gotta get home to Margie fellas. I'm gonna make kids pretty soon Try two or three They're going to order, man. They just freed their order, yeah. They just freed their order. The police on our ass. They're literally, this is like Iraq.

They're just walking through the middle of the street with assault weapons. Yeah. It's crazy. Up when they see this shit, they don't come around here. How old are you guys? I'm 17. I'm 19. Okay, so when you turn 25, what do you want to be happening in your life?

We're going to be rich, buddy. You're going to be dead. We're all going to be dead. I'm hitting a heist. Real heist. Big heist. We ain't rich off this music shit, dad. We're going to hit a whole lot of heists. I take like two puffs. I'm done. I go for a jog. He's gonna smoke with them. They're like, I didn't know you get wet. He's like, I don't like Reggie guys.

He goes, honestly guys, if that's mids, I'm out. Book, I'm out. Damn. I smoke 13 lids a day. What? If you guys were mayor of St. Louis, what would you do? I'd put more jobs in it. He has, like, a really smart answer. He goes, first up, I'd clean up the streets.

He's like, I know infrastructure's not a sexy word. He goes, there's potholes all over this city. We got to work on, we have to have community gardens. There's not enough bus lines. Why not? Look at me be like, this nigga's stealing, god damn it. First off, on end of the food islands. I love the cognitive dissonance.

He's like got two handguns in his bag. He's talking about how he's going to rob some stores. And then he's like I hate how people look at me and think

this guy's stealing. Well, maybe that's why he got that so much. He's like why not just steal? Oh, the chicken and the eggs. Mm-hmm.

Mm-hmm. They gonna steal some goddamn This guy's obviously the comedian of the crew. He's funny. I like him. This guy's obviously the comedian of the crew. He's funny. I like him. He's the leader.

So no neighbor gets worried about this and like, hey, this looks a little sketchy. He's like, that's a head of lettuce. He goes, I just got a big thing of cabbage. It looks like actual, looks like a head of cabbage for a second. I think it's a bunch of weed. Can I smell it? Good stuff? Do you guys have good stuff?

You're going on a date. What do you do for your first date? What do you take her out and do? I'm just trying to fuck. We ain't going on no dates. Not in St. Louis. Don't do it. Sucking dicks.

Going to the next clique. Do you guys want to get married one day? No. No? Why not? Fuck marriage. I want to have hella baby mamas. I ain't going to lie. You want to have hella day? No. No? Why not? Fuck marriage. I want to have hella baby mamas. I ain't gonna lie.

You want to have hella baby mamas? Hella mamas. You guys got to DM me some music videos so I can check them out and I can link them. These guys are seriously good rappers. Their music videos are captivating. I hope music is something they chase. Their links are in my description. Go blow them up. Comic Gorilla Gang.

Thank you. You know he said that because he's afraid they'll come kill him. Yeah, he's like, I gotta link up now or they'll come kill Margie. Hey, dude. Actually didn't sound that bad. You got it on the camera. Dookie. So these kids told me that

that was just St. Louis lingo. Everyone in St. Louis does that. I get some messages afterwards that this is being shown on blogs in St. Louis. And then I'm actually dissing like some of the biggest gangster rappers in the city. Like 30 Deep Grimy. So my apologies, sir. I'm neutral. I'm just trying to hear someone's story.

I wasn't trying to diss anybody. So back to the story. Some guy breaks into his house. Yeah, right there. Right there. What'd you say? It's Dookie. Aren't you guys playing sports yeah nah we ain't i mean yeah we are

i play football we are great I play tight end. I'm a running back. I'm rushing down. That was the funniest thing said. They keep pointing the gun at the cameraman's head. I love his cadence when he said that. That guy's great.

He kicks ass. Running back. I'm rushing down. Come here. Man, that dude was like Richard Pryor. He was a little cute when he said it. He was like, yeah, he had,

he's a cutie pie. He's a little cutie pie, that guy. He did duck lips after. Get through that, bounce through that real quick, you know what I'm saying?

Y'all probably did start the kid boy shit, but I can't say no. In St. Louis, though, we got the fucking will. Everybody down here got their will, so I don't know

if y'all can fuck with us. What is your message to America? If all of America played this in their TV? vote Hillary Clinton Be I still be some real niggas don't never be lazy get off your last to go get to that bag daily Does anyone got bars they want to spit? Jumping out my sleep now. I can't think the fuck I'm dreaming for told the gang the only thing we dreaming about is Figure four he say my little cousin, but he is the fuck you think you know

They thought I was jammed up, but I'm eating t4 eating ho flying in them straight-a boxes. She test what's I'm leaving though She said I'm her only love you think I believe that hope 5.7 my best friend the only thing I'm keeping close caught my case off Getting it in it lately. I've been peeping ghost he said he got me on his granny That's the words he spoke But what would I would be if I was sitting there waiting on his boat tried to fake my uncle till he read my charges then i choked mama tried my best to help her best but they just hide go hey that's a career you gotta chase man i'm chasing that get your hand off me do you have a link to that song no that's that's that's me i got all that's off top homie when. Even with my niggas locked up, that ain't change shit, but they close.

We don't politic with bitch niggas or pillow talk to hoes. Smoking on Vita all day. Smoking on Vita all day. That we take. We smoking on Vita all day. Is that dude just having a thing of grapefruit juice? I like these guys. I think they're actually pretty talented.

Yeah, they're talented. I'd hate to be into them. So do you guys feel like this country's going in a good direction? Do you guys feel proud to be Americans? Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. I'm proud to be into them. So do you guys feel like this country's going in a good direction? Do you guys feel proud to be Americans? Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. I'm proud to be American, goddamn it. I don't even know about politics.

Personally, I'm proud to be American, goddamn me. I'm proud to be in my country and shit. I know if I was the president, it should be a whole lot different. Do you guys fuck with Trump or Biden or none of them? I fuck with Trump. You guys like Trump? Even though the media... Black Trump. You guys like Trump. Even though the media... Black people in the hood like Trump.

Fuck Biden. You know the media was trying to do all that other shit. Fuck Biden. I can vote aye, vote for Trump. Nigga, our gas was $3 with Trump. Nigga, my ass is $3 with Trump. Oh, man, that's great. Wow.

These seem like good guys. A bunch of alright fellas. Oh, that's just funny. Have you guys ever witnessed a violent encounter like anything crazy? I straight seen somebody get shot in they fucking face like head gone. How young were you when you first saw something violent? First time I saw something violent, I seen a nigga get shot when I was 11. I always seen a nigga get shot.

And how did that affect you? I seen a bitch get stabbed hella close like. And I'm a fool like. How did that affect you? I don't know. It just made me like. I don't know. Used to it.

I can say that. Used to it. Kind of hardened your heart a little bit? Nope. Nope. All gangster whore shit to the side. It just make you used to it, girl. I don't know. Is it goofy, a good thing, or a bad thing harden your heart a little bit. No no all all gangsta horses You to the side to just make you used to it. I don't know is it goofy a good thing or a bad thing When I if someone was being goofy they're being like silly or funny

Let's just say if you guys just got 10 million to 10 million dollars deposit in your account. What would you do with it? I'm breaking the hood off. Like, I'm breaking my game. I'm a team player, so everybody's going to eat. I'm going to get my mama majority on my paper, but like. This is like the St. Louis version of us. Four mil, and then I'm going to be. You know what I mean? This guy's like. They love Trump. That's me. That's Joey.

Yep. You're back there somewhere. Yep. I'm the guy, the Richard Pryor guy, dude. Mm-hmm. Yep. Boom with the six, you know what I'm saying? Then put my gang on my gas money.

Free D, man. Free K-Slugs, man. Free Mukha G, man. Free K-Slugs. You got elected president tomorrow. What was the first thing you would do? Free the gang. Free all of them.

I'll kill all the cops. I ain't gonna lie. Free all them. What would you do for the country? I'd lock all them niggas up. The white boy, they be shooting them schools up and shit, they be letting go and all that. They gotta go, they under the ball. Under the ball.

So school shooters lock them up? Forever? Ain't no saying no daylight, no none of that. You eat once a day, you eat once a day. You don't eat at all, you shooting up schools. What would you... Oh my god, this is like one of the most entertaining videos I've ever seen. This is great. We're going to finish this video and then we'll wrap this up, but this is too good.

Change about the city. The city, one thing, I'm going to change shit about the city. You want to blink? You want to blink? No, I don't. Is there any positive message you guys can part ways with? Like, what's something positive you can say? I think there's a lot of people that want you guys to win.

There's a lot of people that want success for the city you know what i mean and i appreciate that i appreciate that love and support from our fans god damn me and i and i love us and i support it because truly what i want to see is every city on the up and up what do you want your legacy to be i want to talk about me for years and years what do they want what do you want them to say about you how i put everybody on how I put the whole city on I just put motherfuckers on I'ma be that nigga like Nelly But I'm gonna be like hurt look good hurtin out her you riding a bike her go ten thousand I got her get on your feet. You know I'm gonna be like this if you ain't getting money out here What the fuck is you living for what is you doing out here? Everybody got the same 24 hours

You just gotta use that motherfucker wise Damn They gon look me up on youtube Wanky G Wanky G, nigga. Wanky G. Wanky G. All right, fellas. That's a wrap.

St. Louis is the real deal. I mean, unquestionably. Unquestionably. Free the gang, nigga. RP the gang, nigga. Fuck all the goofies. We catch the goofies again. We gonna put they ass in the graveyard.

We gonna dig them up and then, then, then, then, we gonna dig them, nigga. I can shoot this clip in two seconds. Fucking sucks, honestly. What? Oh, you just look at these guys and it's like, yeah, they could easily die in in two seconds. This fucking sucks, honestly. You're looking at these guys and it's like, yeah, they could easily die in two weeks. Yeah, they're not going to make it. It's like they just live too recklessly. It's just...

Yeah, it's literally the system. They're just caught in this insane cycle. Yeah. Ugh. I just had a moment there where I i'm like that guy's got like charisma and he's like yeah he could he could just like get his life together all these guys could every human being has intrinsic value jesus like it's very sad like if if like um and that's the other thing is like they're very charismatic and they're very like like uh like amazing and they're

all about getting the bag and like helping themselves out and helping their buddies out but it's like they put that energy towards like um helping strangers stuff like that and if anybody did that really it'd be a better place i know it's like stupid and like clappy shit but like it's just it sucks it's a complete utter waste every every person has value i met a lady who worked for an ngo and her job was like to go to like the hood of Mexico City and just tell children, because the life expectancy there was 19, just tell children that their lives have value

because they just didn't understand it because they're so poor. And they were like, oh, I'm just going to die in a year. So yeah, it's just, you know, you don't need to. We should start doing a gang, what's that shit called that Tupac did? We should buy some guns.

Yeah, no. It'd be fun to buy guns like that and we just start hanging out in the middle of my street. Yeah, I'm down with that. Everybody in my neighborhood that comes home, we're just in the street like, fuck them goofies, blood. Yeah, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like. Y'all, you a goofy bitch. I'm a pookie.

And I'm just in the street waving a gun. Yeah. You got a Louis bag and you're just like chilling there. And I'm just like free Trank. Hey, free Kano free. Just in the street. Just shooting guns. Well, the crazy thing is in St.

Louis, that's like legal. You can just like have your, you can have a gun. So it's like, well, those are, those probably aren't registered firearms. I'm sure they are. I'm sure they fucking are. You don't get an FN-57 on the street. Maybe you do. I don't know what it's like anymore.

That's an expensive handgun. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, those are AR pistols. I mean, those aren't cheap, but, you know. Yeah, it's crazy. I mean, they're making a lot of money. They're just spending them on guns.

Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah. Well, see, we want to fix. We can't fix poverty, but we can fix homelessness, which I guess is homelessness considered poverty? Yes. Yeah, I know, but a lot of homelessness isn't.

It's like it's drug addiction. It's like mental problems. I really don't think that many people that are homeless just lost their job, and they're just that forever. Like, I feel like, I know there's a lot of homes that lost their job to live in their car or they maybe had a couple,

they had like a period of time where they had to live in parks or whatever. But usually if they didn't get into drugs and stuff and they didn't have mental problems, they were just in a really, really bad spot, but they eventually, you know, work their way back up.

Yeah. It would, it would be basically, you know, uh, uh well i think it's like they get it they lose their job get addicted to drugs lose their apartment and then like everyone around them is either incapable of helping them or hates them and they're just like oh fuck it i'm on the streets now so like the odds of like homeless people being assholes i think are just higher than the average person. Or crazy. I don't know. I've met a few homeless people where it's almost like they're institutionalized by being homeless. They know it well.

They're good at finding the shelters. And they have a schedule of where they get food and where they stay. And they're not that crazy. I've met a couple homeless dudes that weren't that crazy. They're just used to it. yeah homeless for like 30 years or they're like disabled in some way like physically where it's like you know they're like it's like a person who's like old physically disabled and literally just lived paycheck to paycheck their entire lives they just have nothing now yeah that's crazy oh man human suffering yeah but i mean like that

that that fucking ar pistol is like a month and a half of rent they could have just yeah they could sell these guys hey they could have like a decent apartment and like that is it's like sometimes sometimes you see somebody complaining about not having money and they have like a sleeve tattoo and it's like you have a down payment for like a corolla on your arm yeah yeah you know it's like 800 bucks right there what are you gonna do you want to wrap this up yeah i think this was you know it's good it's obviously wasn't a fucking high energy laugh riot but i think it was good oh you can't have a higher energy laugh right if it's just you and me just doing yeah bouncing back and forth i think you

and i both did we both did us we both did an episode like this a while back uh did we reptilian demons on the dark Side of the Moon. Did we? Just you and me? It was just you and I, yeah. The fuck? I don't remember that at all. It was like fucking half a year ago, over a year.

Was it good? I think we had the same amount of views. I don't fucking know. Yeah, it gives a shit. I don't know. You know? Yeah. But we should wait to do a Patreon.

I don't want to do a Patreon. No, no, no. We got to give these people No no no I mean not that we're Like we're mailing this in I'm just saying like No

We should wait for the crew To be back To do another episode So Well sadly they're not coming back Devin they're dead That's right Richie fucking killed them

Richie uh Killed Joey And then got shot to death By a police sniper On the 110 freeway So Still coming back. What are you going to do?

We'll put out a Craigslist ad for new friends. Yeah. Jace Odeid. Jace is alive and well. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Subscribe to the Patreon. Patreon.com slash hatewatchpod.

And check out the new podcast I do with Ben Avery and Jace Avery, the two Avery bros. That's very good. My dear friends. I'm having a ton of fun doing it. I think it's a special podcast, much like this one. And I think we can start really developing something with this whole little unit of people.

People don't think the L. the LA scene has anybody in it. It's just a bunch of cornballs. We all just go on stage, do improv. It's a bunch of idiots, or it's like famous podcasters. We are crazier. We're nuts. We're going to give chainsaws to all those people.

I think our friend group and everyone we know, we're pretty nuts. I'm starting a podcast. I got a podcast coming in a couple of weeks. And he sent me a clip. It's very funny. Keep it very close to my chest. So I think eventually people could start coming around and being like, yeah, yeah, no, LA

is pretty gay, but there's this, there's this crew of people that are nuts there and they're East side. They don't really give a fuck. Out on the West side. They got all those losers. Yeah. Well, Ben lives on the West side. That's where I go to record.

Is he? Lemon party. Yeah. I think he's like farther North.'s in he's in uh yeah he lives around the west side he lives at um he lives let me give his address um but yeah so i'm excited i'm excited to uh do a lot of really really funny shit and um yeah just please keep supporting us and we'll keep doing this thing it's's going to get better. Forever. It'll get better and better and better and better.

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