Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Change My Mind

Episode Date: May 1, 2023

Netflix has a new show about a blind skank, a man is dating a conjoined twin that shares a vagina with her sister, RIP Jerry Springer, people are falsely accusing strangers of being pedophiles, racist Australian man thinks Korean people are Chinese spies, we talk John's Naked & Afraid strategy, John's Survival Corner Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. Uh, it was a song from the 90s, it kicked ass.

It's the rhythm of the... I thought it was a modern song. They've, like, remixed it a million times. It's, like, a really good sample. You know what's weird? Is that Portugal the Man, that song that we love, Sleep Forever, you showed me? I thought he must have... Is it one guy?

I think it's one guy, but he's always got a band with him. Okay. See, I thought that guy must have been the greatest musician of all time after I heard that song. Yeah. And then I went to download his other songs and they're all like malls. They're all songs that are just on the radio.

Yeah. He's like, he's behind like, Oh, this is a rebel Mr. Quicksand. That song's good. It's a big hit, but it's not like a great song.

No, it's a hunk of shit song. It's too poppy and it's like a mainstream poppy song. Flatbush Zombies did a cool remix of it. It's the type of song that is in like trailer. It's the a mainstream poppy song. Flatbush Zombies did a cool remix of it. It's the type of song that is in trailers. It's the music used in trailers for the newest TNT show.

Or like a movie about a bad bitch. Yeah. Who's watching TNT show? My whole life I've wondered who those people are that watch the original dramas on TNT. Like Burn Notice. The Closer, Burn Notice. I think Justified was on TNT. Nope. FX. Never mind. tnt like burn notice the closer burn notice i think justified was on tnt no fx that show was

never mind damn what is i mean tnt makes tons of original programming and it always is like what why would anyone they make all their money off rush hour what was that show we were just watching upstairs for a second about the blonde it's about a blind darkness It's like darkness or something. In the dark. It was a show about... It's about a blind whore. It's this woman that's blind and she's like an insane slut and she can't stop banging people. Well, so the opening scene, because that sounds like Devin might be being crazy,

but the opening scene is she fucks a stranger and then it cuts to her in line at a pharmacy and she just goes, i'll have the usual and then the pharmacist gives her plan b and goes you should really get some condoms bitch yeah and then she's like it's bad for the environment and then she just goes and like rails another guy she like kicks the guy out and she's like i had a good time like yeah yeah she's the yeah she's the man women are entering their likegy Charles Bukowski phase. You know what I mean?

We can be retards too. Imagine fucking a blind chick. That'd be interesting. You could do whatever you want. You could just flip them off. Fuck them. You'd just say, yeah! It's so great!

You just put your middle finger right in her eye you're like practicing karate and shit. You're like mixing an elbow. You're like, fuck you. Fuck you. Telling your friends to get in the room. Like, dude, watch this. You got a gun to her head.

You're fucking her with a samurai sword above your head. Well, speaking of blind whores, this isn't really a speaking of moment, but... Disabled. You guys are disabled people, I guess. Did you see this? This story, we're conjoined twins. This is the New York Post headline.

So gross. This is the weirdest blind whore segue. They're not even blind at all. Oh, they're disabled. No, but it's like a sexual disabled thing. We're conjoined twins and share a vagina, but only one of us has a boyfriend.

So that's weird, because that's basically saying, so my sister gets raped every night. Yeah. Anytime my boyfriend has sex with me, he also commits rape to my sister. Does the sister have any say? She's got to like it.

They share a pussy. Well, who's this fucking weirdo, dude? Oh, this guy's out of his fucking mind. Look at that maniac. Just shoot him into space. Look at that fucking maniac. Look at this fucking weirdo, dude. I mean, honestly, it'd be better for these women to never find love

Yeah ladies Because whoever does love them And wants to have sex with Two women one pussy That guy's out of his mind That's Ted Bundy That's American psycho shit There's not a love story in the world

That could ever justify Having this relationship And I guess that's mean to say because they deserve love, I guess. But Jesus, I mean, it feels like a guy that was about to shoot up a sorority and he was like, either that or I'm going to have to marry freaks.

Yeah, I'm going to fuck the thing from the thing. Split in two, there's like tentacles coming out of him. Yeah, every night you bang the Wild Wild West spider. He checks their teeth for fillings every night before he goes to sleep. I hate his smug look, dude.

He's like, check out my bitches. No, but I'm not kidding. I want it illegally. Is it rape for the other sister? No, because she's got to consent to it, dude. If she was flailing in bed like that, it's not happening like that. But that's bizarre.

So she has to get fucked by somebody she doesn't want to be fucking all the time because she loves her sister. The crazy thing is when she gets a boyfriend, it's going to be two dudes sharing one pussy. And they're both going to be like cream pie and shit. Do these...

Do these... Conjoined twins like this, do they share they have totally different brains, though? Yeah, they have different brains. Wealth of knowledge in different categories, both brains. They're getting the same material. They're getting the same input, so they're probably together. That's true.

One's on their phone, the other one watches TV. You can get new stuff. There might be a dumb one and a smart one. If one's constantly on their phone, the other one watches TV, you can get new stuff comes in. There might be a dumb one and a smart one. If one's constantly on their phone and the other one's reading a book all the time. That's an interesting one. Tell me he at least picked the hot one on the left. I think he's holding the hot one in this one.

And the other one's just kind of like... The one on the right, I'm just like... She's just happy to be here. She's like, I'm my pussy getting fucked too. The one on the right i'm just like she's just happy to be here she's like i'm my pussy getting fucked too the one on the right didn't want to you know she's just like i don't know god put me on top of this my sister that's a god it's a tough sitch but i the minute i saw that i go well so the boyfriend's a rapist he has to rape every night to have sex with the one he wants to have sex the hot one's like shut the fuck up yeah that's interesting it's kind of incest, too, because they're both

experiencing sex together at the same time. Joey, god damn you. He's a rapist and an polygamist. He fucks family members. He's more of a

freak than them. Well, that didn't come out right but what's this guy he has a choice that's the thing he has a choice he doesn't need to be involved with this he's like a good looking they're stuck with it yeah exactly and also it's not like you're getting like i could understand being with them if they had extra arms and legs but they're both sharing an arm they're both sharing two arms two legs you want them to be like goro yeah they don't even have like exactly like i would understand being with them if he was just kind of like he wanted his life to be a little more like cleared up and he wanted problems to be handled a little quicker so he's

like i'm with a bitch with like four arms it's like yeah i'm like with go clean and cook at the same time exactly exactly it's like having you with Go-Go Gadget. He can clean and cook at the same time. Exactly, exactly. It's like having those claws that you can grab things from the top of your lip. But none of that for him either. God, it's fucking bizarre. What if he's like the nicest guy of all time? I don't care. He's a freak.

He's a weirdo. He's a complete freak. That has to be, because he just has to be a freak. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, no, he's psychotic. There's no way to be a freak. I'm sorry. Yeah. No, no, he's psychotic. There's no way that guy's normal. It's insane.

That guy's fucking crazy. Look at them. Sorry. Sorry to say, but he... He looks like the Santa Barbara shooter. There is nothing attractive about that. Sorry. I could see how some people might be attracted, but...

Her face is cute, but then when you see it's attached, I don't know. It looks like the thing. It's a botched product. No, like Lila Hart got bit by the monster in the thing. Yeah. They're going to split in half,

and there's going to be teeth in the middle. Kurt Russell's going to come out with a flamethrower. Yep. You guys been following what's going on with Stephen Crowder no you know Stephen Crowder is right Joey you know Stephen Crowder he makes the signs that say convince me I'm wrong change my mind

yeah yeah yeah so he's been he's been going through a pretty I guess a bad divorce and you know he's beefing through a pretty i guess a bad divorce um and uh you know he's he's he's beefing with like other conservatives like even candace owens and like why benji because he turned down like a 50 million dollar deal at like the daily wire and then claimed like i just think what he's claiming is a lie because so anyway so here this is his he he he recently spoke about his marriage ending,

and he's got some really interesting old school takes on the whole thing. Cool. Let me see. Where the fuck is it? Where did I find it? God damn it. Is that Ben Askren? Yeah.

We'll get into that in a second. Ben Askren recently humiliated his wife online. Hell yeah. So this is Steven Crowder talking about his divorce. I have been living with a proverbial... Look at his cartoonish biceps. Look at how... He looks like he pumps his arms up.

Like he blows them up. Yeah. It looks like he's got the Shazam suit on. Yeah. It's the Shazam suit. It looks like he works out on the beach, the muscle beach in SpongeBob. He's one of those genetic freaks. You ever once get a 6'5 guy with a perfect body?

Yeah. Well, his heart has something to say about that he's got a bad heart or something issues yeah he's got bad heart issues big guys don't live long boot on my neck i just want you guys to hear how he talks about like his divorce here it's like it's so it's it's like a guy from like 1920 we're going on years now. Since 2021, I've been living through what has increasingly been a horrendous divorce. Now, let me say on the outset, to be clear, there is no infidelity, any kind of physical abuse at all

on either side. And no, this was not my choice. My then wife decided that she didn't want to be married anymore. And in the state of Texas, that is completely permitted. He's upset it's allowed. He's upset that she's like, I want a divorce.

And he's like, well, I don't. So back to the kitchen, bitch. He's finding out that that's allowed at this divorce. He thinks there are states out there.'s like texas has these crazy rules yeah your wife can divorce texas has this insane rule where i have to pay my housekeeper an experience in my life what i consider to be my deepest personal failure and just so you know my

opinions on parenting and families have not changed um i've always believed that children need a mom and a dad that divorce is horrible and i still believe that children need a mom and a dad and that divorce is horrible but in today's legal system okay there's also there's one other part he keeps he keeps saying he doesn't blame his children like he repeats it like he goes he goes it's not the kid the kids. I want everyone to know it is not my kid's fault. So I looked into it. His kids were like five months old. And also,

even if they were 13, 14, 15, it's never the kid's fault. What is the kid spreading dissent with the marriage? The kid coming into the fuck. Is he like shooting the parents with paintballs? As they try to fuck every like,

well, what, what, how do, how does a kid? I've never heard that before. How's a kid responsible for a divorce? Maybe like the stress of having a kid or some shit. Yeah, but it's still not the kid.

It's the parents. It's still their fault. Yeah. My beliefs don't matter. In Texas, divorce is permitted when one party wants it, period. Texas divorce is permitted when one party wants it, period. So for well over a year, well over a year, in the best interest as well as physical safety of my children, we've decided to keep this issue private and to resolve it privately with the appropriate attorneys,

what have you, legal jargon. It'd be so cool if Noah Baumbach made a movie about the marriage story, too. It's like a conservative kingpin who's a gaslighting, controlling, narcissistic maniac getting a divorce from his pregnant wife. The thing I want to be really clear about is certain. True North here is that my children are blameless. Completely without fault. And so we decided to resolve these issues privately as it's in their best interests both emotionally and physically to do so now the other issue is and this is something that I've kept private for likely far too long many other people knew about this behind the scenes some not all but some of them in positions

of power influence leverage uh now some of these that i'm frankly surprised you didn't all guess a lot going should not in i said hold on now some of demands could be used no damn it i don't know i guess i guess he doesn't. Okay, so then other video came out today. We got footage of him abusing his wife. Oh, yeah. This guy's a psychopath. It kicks ass.

This footage really kicks ass. Where the fuck is it? All right, here we go. He's in his backyard. His wife's pregnant as shit. Okay, here we go. Wifely things. She's asking to use the car.

They apparently only have one car. He's worth $20 million. They have one car because he's a maniac. He's a controlling maniac. He's saying, as a wife, you should be getting the groceries, but you're failing your duties as a wife, so I'm going to go get the groceries. Is that what he's

saying? No, he's not even. He never goes, well, then I'll get them. She's insanely pregnant. Go get the groceries. Is that what he's saying? Something like, no, he's not even, he never goes like, well, then I'll get them. He just goes. She's insanely pregnant. Go get the groceries. She's insanely pregnant. He's upset at her because she asked to put on gloves to feed their dog their medication.

Yeah, she's pregnant. And he's just sitting there smoking a cigar like the gay Tony Soprano, like gay retarded Tony Soprano out back. Good God. Steaks! Wood pellets! My grill! I know it's not a reasonable but I'll go do it. How about you first?

How do you respect other than men? Other than men? By the way, it would be like the greatest thing ever if when this video ends and she walks out of the view of the camera, he just starts having sex with a trans woman. A piss orgy unfold. You're not taking the car?

Then I will ask them to take the car. Would you like me to ask? Oh, that's right. It's not a can't feeling some constraints like i can't go this is such crazy like antiquated behavior like i know there's still this going on you It's so bitch made but it's so old timey. This kind of is what I expect from Stephen Crowder.

Unless he's a massive hypocrite and he just says a bunch of conservative shit that he doesn't really practice it. But this is insane. This is like if a woman's that pregnant, they could be being absolutely nuts, which they probably are a lot, and you just have to

go like, okay, sorry, yeah, I'll get the groceries. Exactly. If my wife is that pregnant, I don't expect her to get off the couch that day. I don't expect her to do anything. I mean, she's about to pop. She's like fat as shit. You go get the food. Yes. You go feed the dog the medicine it needs.

Instead, he's treating it like it's a debate. He thinks he's married to Stefan Molyneux. He's doing debate tactics on his pregnant wife. He's like, well, listen, that's a feeling. That's not a fact. She's like, my water broke.

He's like, what does that mean? He goes, pregnant women do half the work. Change my mind. He's got the sign. Well, the thing is, there's like raging bull, like wife abuse. Then there's like, he's just being like a faggot about it. Yes. It's like very gay.

This is YouTube grifter abuse. Yeah. Yeah. Isn't this crazy to watch? Kind of uncomfortable, but it's awesome. I really- You take care of the bitch. I loved this earlier. Well, she's divor Kind of uncomfortable, but it's awesome. You take care of the bitch. I loved this earlier.

Well, she's divorcing him now, so good for her. Listen to me. You want to walk out right now? Listen to me. I can't go to the gym. I can't go to my parents. I can't call my friends. So he only has one car.

She needs to go to the store. He doesn't want her to use it because he might want to go to the gym. He might want to go see his friends. But I already told my friends. What he might want to go to the gym he might he might want to go see his friends but i already told my friends what if i'm gonna go pump some iron he's worth 20 million dollars he's out of his mind i can't be home you're gonna take the car and leave me here hillary just think of how boxing has made me i love how even his pitbull's white though too he needs everything in life to be white. This is what happens when you analyze the death of George Floyd more than your own behavior. I'll get it.

You know the car is like a Humvee. I understand the difference between my life being set to the second and you're going from the back. She's crying. He's not even slowing down. What trouble do you think're going back to one mic. Oh, she's crying. She's crying. What trouble do you think she's going to get up to? She's fucking huge. He's about to, like,

start commenting on her belly and be like, and by the way, what the fuck is that? You look like a fucking pig. You're a swat. You're a swat.

It's a discipline. Discipline. The only way I'm going to see him is if we're at an impasse. He's using words like impasse. He thinks he's, like, He thinks he's at a college. He thinks he's talking to a fucking blue-haired freshman. No, he's like citing Bushido Code to his pregnant wife.

He goes, discipline, respect, and then honor. Hello? Bushido Code. Just watch Last Samurai. What? There you go. I just watched Last Samurai. She's being very, like, reasonable. She is awesome. Watch it.

Watch it. She goes, I love. She's awesome. Watch it. Watch it. She goes, I love you, and he goes, watch it. Watch it. I'll get what you need me to get. And I need some space. We need to just stop engaging. You know, if you listen closely, you could hear her baby saying the N-word. I love you.

I love you very much. I don't love you. That love you very much. I don't love you. That's the big problem. Whoa. I've never received love from you, and the fact is when I don't love you... Never received love from you? I mean, you pumped your fucking goo inside of her a few times.

Yeah, what a psychopath. That's insane. What an insane thing to say to your wife who's pregnant. That's also so feminine. No offense, ladies, but that's what a woman yells in a final battle. Right.

And they don't mean it. It's just to make you crazy and you just start punching the wall. Layla starts playing by herself. You fucking drive to the liquor store and you just wander around town drinking from a bottle. You open the door

and all the beer cans fall out. And then your night ends with you howling at the moon. Standing on the edge of a bridge. Standing on the edge of a bridge. Smoking a cigarette. He's still smoking a cigar too. Just like a huge fucking loser.

Why would you smoke around your pregnant wife? He's just, that's another thing. What the fuck are you doing? Because he has to be cool, dude. He's in the rat pack. Dude, a huge fucking loser. Why would you smoke around your pregnant wife? Yes, that's another thing! What the fuck are you doing? Because he has to be cool, dude. He's in the rat pack. Dude, he's a man. He's a part of the anti-BLM rat pack. You can tell he's compulsively obsessed with the masculinity of seeming like

a big tough man. The dude wears a detective holster on his show. Yeah. With guns? Yeah, with like, it has the holster for the guns. But it's like the old-timey, like, turn on your badge and your gun. Like, where's that on his show? As he talks about

like, you know, why couldn't a black teenager like, you know, not pull out his wallet? Put on some gloves. No. Put on something more than life itself. That's not fair. That's not fair, and it's disingenuous. Hillary, you're right. Become someone Listen to me. Boy, he's truly a fucking monster. He's a monster that's been taken over by his own creation.

This debate bullshit that these guys get consumed with. I love you wait wait wait did he say watch it yet yeah he did that's when you know like there's been violence or he's on the verge of violence apparently when this video ends it cuts out but apparently when he walked in

he goes I will goes i uh he goes like like i will fuck you up he says something like that and then she runs out of the house god dude she's pregnant i'll fuck you up good god what a fucking coward worthy of a wife worth no matter the life i didn't say Hillary Hillary come on now i'm not gonna engage i'm not gonna engage you anymore i'm gonna go i'll get texting what you need she's a fucking saint yeah yeah i mean we're just getting a small bit of what this is but still he's being a complete loser he's like i need a wife worthy of my of me and my behavior. I want somebody to cheer me on as I punt a trans person off a bridge. When I go to colleges

and I ask, can I hit a trans person with a sledgehammer? I need a cheering squad. When I spend eight hours owning teens on a college campus and I come home to this, it's enough she probably has to buy a new casserole dish every day because every night He's talking about boxing gloves.

Yeah, that's right. He's insane. Walk the dogs, put on some gloves? Are you committed enough to do anything? I'm going to just put on some gloves. Are you committed enough to get the medication? I will fuck you up at his pregnant wife, who then flees their home. He's like, his body language and the way he's talking to her is the way you talk to a dude

in a bar you're about to fight. He's also wearing a shirt that says, Fight Like Hell, and I'm sure it's some conservative thing. It's like a racist dog whistle. Fight like hell! Said by General Lee. Getting a battle of bighorn. It's fun to watch these

fake empires crumble. He'll probably be fine. He's fun to watch These little These fake empires Grumble Somewhat He'll probably be fine Oh yeah he's gonna survive this I bet this is good for him Yeah Cause it's gonna be

A bunch of conservative dudes Going like Yeah that's right Whatever happened to Like these old traditions Right Yeah Saw your fat wife brother

Giving you shit There's so much of Hillbilly's like, your fat wife's a bitch. And he's like, well, she was technically pregnant. I don't care, brother. Fat as shit. Jerry Springer died today.

Yeah. Rest in peace. Rest in peace to Springer. He always was the more like less off-putting than Povich to me when I was a kid. It's like he made TV for kids that were staying home from school and drug

addicts basically. That show was pretty wild. Springer was more honest than Povich where Povich had this fake air of caring. Pretending he actually cared about people? No, no, no. Yeah, a little bit.

He was trying to like, I'm better than you guys. I'm shaming you for your behavior. Springer would just be like, he was exploiting people the same way, but he would also be like, I'm a dirty ringmaster of a disgusting sideshow. And he would be like,

hey, listen, I'm crazy too. We're all crazy, but I hope you guys are good. It seemed genuine. Right. Well, I don't know. Somebody said, I guess he once invited KKK members on stage and guests punched them in the face. Oh, hell yeah. It was the media one this sounds

great yeah i mean this is amazing eat erica and her boyfriend alex they both gotta put it on the thing or can we oh it's on twitter i don't know oh we got the thing fuck this thing again you don't think we can watch this this clip on twitter i? I don't know. We're going to try it. Fuck it. I'll edit it out if not. By the way, because this is good to watch because also today Emmett Till's accuser died. I forgot that lady was still alive.

Carolyn. Whatever. Yeah. Just living a life. She just had a life. Had a normal life. She's a life yeah had a normal speaking at a normal life she's a part of almost like a like like you know an atrocity so bad and and talked about when you're a kid you know i don't know my parents told me about the amatil murder and stuff and it was like i heard about that it's like you're like an otherworldly evil yeah the fact that she like we forget that

the timeline is not that far off from that type of thing. She is still, to this day, a reference. If you need a reference for, like, an evil monster racist, you say, like, whatever, the Emmett Till lady. Yeah, the white whore bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Anyway, rest in piss, bozo. Right? Very good.

That's what the internet would do, huh? Yeah. Rest in piss, bozo. That's what the internet would do, huh? Rest in piss, bozo. By two guests they recently saw on our show. What's going on? What were you shocked about? Well, basically, Jerry.

Basically, Jerry, I'm in the KKK. And I didn't like what I heard. You know, he degraded his grandbaby. He ain't got no right doing that. Oh, he was a member of the Klan. Right. And his grandchild was? Mexican. Mexican. Yeah. That's. Oh, he was a member of the Klan. Right. And his grandchild was? Mexican.

Mexican. Yeah. That's right. And he was the one that? He degraded his child, and he's not right. And I'm here today to show him he's not right, to either accept Mexicans and Puerto Ricans and blacks, or I'm going to kick his ass.

Yeah. Hell yeah, dude. I'm here today to tell Luis Guzman, like, I'm coming for you, bro. You stole my shit. Well, here they are. Here's Robert and his son, Justin. Boo! Oh, oh, whoa, dude.

Oh, damn. Oh, shit! Fuck yeah. That fucking dropped. Yeah, that guy fucked him up. Yeah. This kicks ass. America was so much cooler.

No, no, no, no. That's right. No, no, no. I told you not to. I'm sure. You're not. You stay. You stay your nose on my family.

Hey, you. Come on, boy. Stay your nose out of my family. Hey, you... Come on, boy. He's so racist that the audio doesn't even... You ain't right. Hey, what's in your business? Stick your nose in my family.

You're gonna love your grandchild. You're gonna love your grandchild. After today, you're gonna love your grandchild. Come on, boy. Come on. Hell yeah. Another headshot. Woo!

Oh, he's swinging at security. Yeah. Oh, no. I think that's another dude they came out with. It's another racist guy. I didn't know Daniel Cormier was on the Springer show. Well, that kicked ass. Oh, it was good.

Good for them. Good for them. They had another Springer thing where they actually brought out guys in clan robes and there was a black film in there and they just immediately started fighting. Hell yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's gross to exploit. Yeah, but you know.

Somebody's got to do it. Somebody's got to do it. Why not Springer? Jerry Springer's just at home like, excellent. I just had the Battle of Gettysburg right on my show. Oh, man. So, okay. I know we said we'd take a break.

I was about to say something that would have sounded funny. I know we said we were going to take a break from pedophilia. But this is just, I wanted to show this because those videos we were watching about a month ago or so, you know, pedophile catchers. Shoemaker, the legendary calling Shoemaker. But we watched a few others that weren't him too. Remember we watched, whatever. Twinkerus. Twinkerus and whatnot.

Yeah. People are now using that to falsely accuse people at the grocery store. Oh no, dude. Like TikTokers and like like, teenagers are just going, like, I'm with Crime Stoppers. This man's a pedophile. Oh, God. To innocent people, which is, like, that's the worst thing you can do. I kind of invented

that with Ben. You did. You started doing it with Ben and then me. He got me. And you know what? I went down a little rabbit hole. You can't, you can't, you gotta stop calling me a pedophile in public, buddy. Why? Because people could kill me.

Oh, okay, let's see. Well, nobody does anything to this guy. Oh, we'll see, you're kind of being dramatic. But it's the worst thing you can call somebody. I'd rather you call me a murderer. That's not as funny. Somebody, somebody walking around that 7-Eleven, when you call me a pedophile, when you're drunk and you're in line,

and you go, by the way, I just want you to know, this man's a convicted pedophile. Right. When you do that, what if there's some guy around who... Got molested. Yes, and just bludgeons me to death. I would try to help. Well...

Try. I'm glad to know you try to help, but check this out. Well, Joey's doing a little different thing. He does this man's a convicted. It's like more... It's a legal threat. Yeah, like legally I'm required. yeah this guy right here okay so we're with catching predators and this man right here is here to meet a 14 year old girl

this man right here yeah we have this kid he looks like one of the Boston bombers yeah you get the manager down here This guy right here is here to meet a 14-year-old girl. They can get in legal trouble for this. He's a teenager, though, can they? I mean, that's why we did anything as teenagers, because you're not an adult. You feel like you can get away with anything. I mean, would anything actually legal happen to this kid?

He's got a backpack on. He's obviously with his friends out of high school. So it's liable. I don't know. They could sue his parents maybe or something for sure oh damn I don't think she care bro I don't think she care this man we're here with catch a predator with Chris Hansen I'm Chris Hansen so I'm with Clint Hansen catch a predator this man right here is gonna meet a 14 yearyear-old girl. Yeah, so anyway, I just thought that's interesting

because, you know, that's an issue that can arise from trying to stop pedophilia. By the way, since we got onto pedophilia, I've got a shoe update. Oh, yeah,

what's going on with the shoe? How's the family? Did he go to the funeral? He didn't go, so he's standing in the back in a trench coat smoking a cigarette

next to a tree. So just very quickly, great friend of the show, Colin Shoemaker. Yes, check him out on Twitter, YouTube. He hosts a game show called The Newly Ped Game where he tricks pedophiles into competing in a trivia game show. And if they don't get two out of the three questions right, he calls the cops on them. One of the guys killed himself.

One of the pedophiles killed themselves. Yeah. Rest in piss bozo. Wow. I love that. So we have a couple of episodes on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash hate watch podcast. Go check it out.

You can follow along with the saga. But so this. He killed a pedophile. The pedophile. And all that's on Patreon.com so he goes bro someone sent my decoy guy his own address and said he's going to kill him kill him over josh the dead pedophile the decoy asked which joshua was about and the guy said he'll add him to the wrongful death lawsuit so he's looking at a potential wrongful death lawsuit, and we may need to band together for a GoFundMe for Shu.

Yeah, let's get Shu out of this. Oh, so wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What does that mean, wrongful death? So basically, like, you cause a death via negligence or whatever. That girl who encouraged that kid to kill himself. Yeah, right, right. or whatever. That girl who encouraged that kid to kill himself. Yeah, right. So it's not a criminal

act, but they could sue him in a civil suit and be like, well, your actions directly led to this. So a member of that family who loved the pedophile in the family. Yeah. It's a complicated

situation, obviously. But also, if they did launch a wrongful death lawsuit, they'd basically be setting a team of lawyers up in a situation where they're forced to prove that their loved one was a pedophile. Because that's the only defense, is the truth. I know in civil court, there's way less habeas corpus or whatever. There's not as much burden of proof I know in civil court, like there's like way less, like, uh, less habeas corpus or whatever. There's like not as much burden of proof on things in civil court.

Right. Uh, but like, I, I think like, yeah, it's, I think he might get fucked.

Well, all you, cause, well, they would need to prove that he wasn't a pedophile. Yeah. Which they can. There's no,

he was probably never charged with pedophilia. All they have is him showing up to this thing and driving off. Does that mean anything to them, like legally? They would need to prove that he never tried to have sex with the kid. And I think Shu probably has the chat logs.

Sure, right, right. If this went to court, they would subpoena the phone records. Well, also, doesn't Shue have in his favor the fact that they're now threatening death? That a member of the family is trying to kill one of them? That doesn't look good either. Yeah. No, so that's a, you could counter-sue for a death threat.

Interesting. Yeah. Anyways, quick Shue update. That's a tricky situation, and that's the type of stuff you get here at the Hate Watch Podcast. We're not afraid to go there. We're involved in a lot of adjacent legal battles with people. We support what's right here. Our boy's shoe.

It's just our boy's shoe. It's our boy's shoe. Cole Berger. Cole Berger. Brian Cole Berger. That was Cole. Cole. His Hyundai's on its way to me.

You want that Hyundai? I will drive that Hyundai Because I know there's some good energy in it From the right side of the car Where his dad sat His dad was a kind man But yeah that's actually crazy That he can even The laws in this country are so bizarre

That you could Have that on your resume. You could be like, well, you're basically a pedophile, but you could still sue somebody for wrongful. Yeah. You know? Interesting. We're not legal experts, but she was a little stressed out, he's telling me,

and he's worried about getting sued. That sucks, man. I mean, remember I sounded like a cuck when we interviewed him, but I kept being like, man, this could be. No, that was pretty reasonable. that sucks man i mean i remember i sounded like a cuck when we interviewed him but i was i kept being like don't you man this could be no that was pretty reasonable i kept trying to be like this could be really bad yeah the guy killed himself i've been shortly after being on running away from your show i've been saying that since i he started these hunts where i was like the first time i talked to him i'm like dude listen you're a really funny comedian. You don't need to be doing shit like this.

It's dangerous. They're killing themselves. You're putting yourself at risk of getting shot and all this stuff. I don't know. A number of fans of the show hit me up and be like, that guy better watch out, dude. That guy could be killed. He knows. He knows what he's doing.

He's sort of like Batman where he's a vigilante. Well, they're getting death threats now. You got to remember, I mean, it's a family full of pedophiles and murderers apparently. Here's a fun little video that shows what propaganda news will do to people.

This is an Australian man who starts like assaulting these these koreans who are fishing and he accuses them of being chinese spies and uh you know i think in australia they might even have a worse problem than us with i don't for lack of a better term fake news really um i don't know about fake news but I'm just saying like I think they have like fox but like on steroids in Australia

Australians also have smaller brains that is true that is true yeah it's a scientific fact a fan of the show recently hit me up or hit us up on Patreon thank you uh sorry I forget your name but uh big big Australian fan. And he says that all the people in Australia

that are cool are from New Zealand. Yeah, New Zealand's where all the calm Australians are. And all the Australians are like the pea-brained. Like, they're like, they're the Italians. And he says they're all, yeah, they're just like, you know, they're kind of retarded. Shitty desert landscape.

Descended from prisoners. Prisoners, yeah. Yeah, they're just like, you know, they're kind of retarded. Well. Shitty desert landscape, you know. Descended from prisoners. Prisoners. Yeah, they're basically, yeah. Yeah, they're like half-life characters that, like, came from a fucked up organism. And grew, like, in the ground of a shitty cell. And it's always just so hot that their brains are cooking. Oh, yeah. I mean, these people, they fight kangaroos.

The kangaroos have more sense than them. Yeah, they're giant spiders and shit. Yeah. I mean, it's a nightmare there. It's also gorgeous. And I encourage everyone to, I really don't care at all about Australia. I just really love the show Mr. Inbetween. And I encourage everyone to watch Mr. Inbetween by the great Scott Ryan.

Also, shout out Kruikshank, who owned John at the Gun Corner to kick the whole thing off. Also, shout out to Elliot Kruikshank, who... He's Australian? Despite Kruikshank's... Despite his pretty mean measures, really got

a lot out of us. And started a whole segment for the show that has taken this show into the fucking 21st century. Krug kind of invented Gun Corner. Krug invented John's Gun Corner. So shout out to Elliot Krugshank. I hope he's still with us. He is. I've seen him. Alright. Good. Good. Alright. So check

this video out. Australian man accusing Koreans of being Chinese spies who are just trying to fish. Simple fish. This is the plot of Romper Stomper. Leave it. Go down I said. who are just trying to fish. Simple fish. This is the plot of Romper Stomper. He's hitting a poor Korean woman with a giant metal pipe. I think it's a crutch.

Yeah, it's a crutch. Down! Why? What's wrong? Down! What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong? Down! What's wrong? What's wrong? What's wrong?

What's wrong? I'm up in. Chinese. Go down! No, no, I'm not Chinese. You're Chinese. Go down! We're going home.

We are going home. You're Chinese. You're Chinese. You're Chinese. You're Chinese. Oh, man, look how ready he is. Chinese. Get off here!

Fuck you! Stop, stop. Hey, grab him, grab him. No, you stop grab him see this is what like News Corp or like whatever I think like Sky News maybe or whatever it's like you know America has Newsmax

I don't remember that at all you were so out of the loop. God, you used to be such a... You used to be so on it. What are you talking about? Newsmax? What the fuck is that? Newsmax was like the OANN.

It was like worse than Fox. It was like way worse than Fox News, like an indie Fox News that came out when Trump... They were the ones like... Oh, was it only on the internet? The Dominion voting machines. It was all that. So I feel like Australia has their own versions of that.

And this is a guy, obviously, who's just been brainwashed by propaganda. And I'm sure Australia has tons of whatever, like Chinese people are going to take over and they're going to take your fosters from you. Russell Crowe's about to jump into frame with a Superman punch and knock these guys out. Stop. You guys. Now he says stop.

He was just trying to hit them. Come back. What's wrong with you? Yeah, what's wrong? They're being really calm. Oh, they're being amazing. What's wrong with you, you p***? He's like, fuck you, mate.

I fucking hated Parasite. He just pivots. then he's like, realises they're Korean. Yeah, you're Korean, huh? Minari was boring, pedantic bullshit! Because Soju, that's just fake Soki, mate! What's wrong? Alright. Trini's fucking cunt.

Fucking cunt. No, everyone's Sam! Why, what's wrong with you? You cunt! Why you come in and Why you attack him? Why? Why you attack him?

Why? You c*** of f*** Why? Why? What we do? What are you doing here? Tell me We're fishing

No, you're not Why we're fishing? Why's that? Why? Why? All you c*** want to do is to **** us up. You just make me cook my own food. Come to your barbecue places.

I asked for rice paper over 40 times, mate. You can't bring me rice paper. You keep ignoring me. I touched the bell, mate. I touched the bell, right? And they still fucking walk past me, right? It's bullshit, mate. What happened to the dimmies being brought to the table, mate?

Bring some fucking dimmies. Maybe if you had dimmies, I wouldn't be calling you Chinese spies, mate. What? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? What's wrong with you? Stop! No! Touch him, man.

Get out of here, Charlie! Don't touch him, bro. Hey. Why are you touching him? What's in his thing? What's in his thing? We're trying to fish. What's in there?

What is this kung fu? What's in there? Why are you touching him, man? Man. He needs to be hit. Old white people are just so embarrassing. Yeah, they're horrible. I'm so ashamed of white people. Sometimes.

Australians are white. Yeah, they're like... They're like, they're fermented British people. Australians are just British people that sat in the sun for too long. They kind of turned into a type of alcohol. They're pickled Brits. Yeah, they're pickled Brits.

Fuck you, mate. Over here fishing, huh? Oh, you're fishing? I want to go to Australia. We should all do a hate watch trip to Australia. I feel like we have like three fans there. We could make it work. Do a little show in a park.

Us three, Crookshank. Meet us, Crookshank. He tries to kill John. We should try to meet Scott Ryan. Just go down there. I know. I love that guy so much. So cool.

The great Scott Ryan. God, he's fantastic. God, that guy's amazing. The fucking, he's the best artist in Australia the fucking he's he's uh he's he's the best artist in in australia in my opinion i agree by far actually everyone check out scott ryan's work which is one thing but it's great um here's another thing a woman gets out of her car to argue with her husband while inside of a tiger safari wow you guys want to see what happens there this is in china oh okay which somehow made the behavior more i was like i get it they can't comprehend

death over there they don't they just don't it doesn't work on them yeah yeah yeah so this is an interesting video this is like i mean this is a big win for men i'll be honest with you like if you're in an argument with your wife in a tiger's a-firing, she gets out of the car and just... You just lock the doors on her? Yeah. Throw raw meat on the ground. Look at this. She opens the door.

She's like, I am... I'm so fucking sick of you! Okay! Oh, shit. He's like, honey, there's tigers out here. Honey, get back in the car. Oh, my God. Tiger just grabs her and takes her away.

Oh, wow. This kicks ass. And that was that. And there was nothing we could do. Oh, look, a jeep comes to the army. There was nothing we could do. What happened to her? Do we know?

It was real we could do. What happened to her? Do we know? It was real greaseball shit. The Chinese do. That tiger got her so quickly. That tiger fucked her up. Yeah, man. She didn't die. Somebody, oh, another woman died trying to save her.

Shut the fuck up, really? Yep. Wow. Yeah. Wow, dude. I've never been to a country where they disrespect wildlife that heavily. If you go to China, I went to Beijing once. Let's talk about it. I needed something besides videos.

I spent like three weeks in Beijing when I was like 17, and you show up there, and everything's like pandas. Everything's a panda everywhere. Yeah. They love pandas. They love pandas. They got big panda people. And I go see a panda at the zoo, and they're like, look at the pandas.

Like, this is the capital, right? So you think it's going to be like- What's the capital of China? Beijing? Beijing. You think it's going to be like- And the panda's just covered in shit and, like, skinny, and they're just, like, throwing rocks at it and shit.

It's really that brutal? Oh, it's horrible. And, like, then you realize, like, oh, that's why the San Diego Zoo takes all their pandas on, like, loan or whatever. We do? Yeah, we that's why the San Diego Zoo takes all their pandas on loan or whatever. We do? Yeah. The San Diego Zoo takes pandas from China? We got all their pandas.

We breed them and shit because they just treat them like shit. And we're probably just like, okay, we'll take the pandas and keep them safe here. And you guys can get them back later. Yeah. But yeah, dude, they just fucking eat weird shit. They grind up tigers. And they say Chinese medicine is all bizarre. They think it's good for your kidneys or something your dick yeah everything's good for your dick down my

friend horny goat weed remember the bear owner this kicks ass yeah it's all the bear owner i used to play poker with this guy who owned bears in south dakota and um and he got busted because he was killing the bears and selling their parts to Chinese people. Yeah. Because they thought it was like some form of medicine. If you eat like a bear's gallbladder or something. Yeah. Very archaic.

Yeah. And they'll pay top dollar. So this guy was like killing young, healthy bears to get their gallbladders and shit. Yeah. And he got busted. young healthy bears to get their gallbladders and shit yeah and he got busted and then he got more bears and he still kind of has a bear park you know how they like eat dogs down there yeah like so like you know when you before you kill a pig you want to make sure the pig's all happy you like give it food then like shoot it in the head because you don't want the adrenaline

pumping through its veins you don't want to make the stress dogs. It makes the meat bad. So, like, they think the opposite of that in China. So they just, like, literally boil dogs alive. It's insane. It's wild seeing, like, I didn't, where I was at they didn't eat dog,

but I saw a bunch of dogs. Like, you just walk down the street. When I was in Nam, you just walk down the street and you just see a dog corpse, like, hanging in a window of, like, a butcher shop.

Yeah. Yeah. I hate that. I hate that a lot. It was pretty wild. And John a butcher shop. Yeah. Yeah. I hate that. I hate that a lot. It was pretty wild. And John's going like, oh, I think I see a future career in this.

Oh, dude, I was all like, I can't eat dog, dude. People would go out and be like, I'm gonna try it. I'm just gonna get it. I meant just like

dealing with dog corpses. Yeah. Well, you know, I don't have to deal with them because they're in their tummies. You know what I mean? Disgusting. I can eat dog.

Terrible, terrible culture. And, you know, I'd really hate to deal with them because they're in their tummies. You know what I mean? Disgusting. Fucking eat dog. Terrible, terrible culture. And, you know, I'd really hate to lose to them. They're going to win, brother. Yeah, what does that mean? They got those suicide helmets. Did we go through that? They don't have time. That'd be so funny if they did that, dude.

That'd be fucking hilarious. They'll fucking crash on the way here. No, they can't do anything right. Okay? No, they're not going to gonna come here it's just like fucking if we went over there it would just be fucking i don't know a disaster this might be the first time we've done a patreon episode first on this hasn't been that racist we've been defending uh cultures here we opened up by attacking blind whores and women who are connected.

This is nationalist. This is maybe one of the least crazy episodes we've ever done. And then we did pedophile stuff. We're defending a guy who killed a pedophile, which maybe is right, maybe wrong. That's fine. I'd say that's okay. China's a melting pot of many different... I'd say

shitting on Steven Crowder, that's very progressive. That was the only thing that might save us on this. What's wrong with this conversation? I mean, we were just defending Koreans being misidentified as Chinese by a racist white guy. We've been really anti-colonialism tonight. Well, now we're talking about, we're kind of stoking. I made one crash joke about the Chinese.

Let's not act like they're not insane they also started covid you know yeah that's it dude huh fucking fucking using uh diaper oil to make food yeah they make poop whatever the fuck they do gutter oil shaking yeah fucking uh diarrhea oil to cook yeah i don't know man they just eat a lot of weird shit down there and it doesn't really make sense

there's too many people that's what happens you got too many people you have so many people everyone starts being like okay like you know yeah dog is a delicacy yeah

that is crazy they really eat dogs that's like so sad it's such a thing of like I think it's like archaic it was like you know they didn't have like like in Vietnam there's not like a lot of space to me. It's such a thing of like, I think it's archaic. It was like, they didn't have like, in Vietnam, there's not a lot of space to raise cows.

Everything's really mountainous and jungle and shit. Places like Brazil where it's jungly, they have, what's that deforestation method? They burn the woods down. I'm not quite sure what it's called. They literally have just burned swaths of the Amazon rainforest to create pasture land for cows. They didn't do that.

What does dog... Isn't dog probably full of worms and stuff like that? It's like eating a possum. Yeah, you don't want to eat predators. Like a raccoon or something. Well, they eat rat down there too. When I was in Vietnam and I was offered rat, they were like, it's not like a dirty city rat.

It's like a healthy country rat is what they told me. It's still absolutely disgusting. Absolutely disgusting. Eat a lot of bugs. Yeah. I ate cockroaches. That was crazy.

Why? Why don't they, just make banh mi's. The banh mi's, a low-key dog, the banh mi was gross. Like, you'd have a guy just, it would be

covered in mayonnaise. Well, what is with when you go to a Vietnamese place and you get, you don't get the pho, you get their like the vermicelli so good how come the meat is full of hair how come it's the hairiest meat you've ever eaten it's like kiwi skin how come the meat looks like burt reynolds back and the boy girl photo shoot what is that shit no i'm not kidding you guys know what i mean. I honestly never noticed that. Vermicelli meat is hairy.

I have noticed, but I don't know what it is. It's minced so much that there's like hair in it. It's bizarre. Yeah, you know what I mean, brother. We gotta go. Well, first of all, why are you getting the minced meat in the vermicelli? You need to get the steak. Yeah, I'm talking the steak.

It's hairy. It's always hairy. Joey Yeah, I'm talking the steak. It's hairy. It's hairy? It's always hairy. Joey knows what I'm talking about. I guess because they mince it and then they boil it or something. I don't know. It's got to have like strands. There's strands coming out of it. Yeah.

It's got like a nervous system. And I'm like, what? You don't like hairy meat? No. Call me crazy. I don't like hairy meat. Maybe I'm uncultured. Yeah, hey, I guess I'm just a big dipshit.

Let's real quick, we'll wrap it up with what's going on in our beautiful city of San Francisco and this great state of ours, California, the Golden State. Defense attorneys for the man accused of attacking former san francisco fire commissioner don carmignani say the person shown in this video bear spraying a homeless person in the face appears to be carmignani oh no so the san francisco fire commissioner walks around at night like uh the batman of homeless people and he just sprays them with bear spray while they sleep. Bear mace. Bear mace, yeah.

Watch this. This is him, just casually walking by. Boom. Oh, my God. While he sleeps. Boom. Jesus Christ. What a psycho.

He just keeps doing it, and then he just walks away. How did they bust him? He had a mask. Yeah, how'd they get that guy? I don't know. I think he's linked to a series of bear spray attacks on homeless people. Jesus Christ. Yeah, there's got to be footage of him parking his car, and they watch him.

Oh, sure, sure. Down the street or some shit. Yeah. Oh, God. That's him. Don Comignani. There we go. He goes, if you stink, you're a bear.

He goes, if I walk by you, you smelly, you're a fucking bear to me. You're no different than a bear, you fucking mutt. You're over there on heroin falling all over yourself, breaking into cars just like a bear. I'm gonna spray you in the fucking face.

Going through the garbage. For a homeless guy, that's probably the most flavor he's had in a meal in years. Very good. Right, folks? Pepper? Come on. Because they don't eat. Because they're starving to death because of our country. Isn't that funny?

Homeless guy dying on the street. He's like, mmm. Give him some pepper. It's a little pepper spray. It may hurt your eyes, but boy, your tummy will be nice and spicy. Give us a pepper. Give us a pepper. What if he's been aiming at their bowls of soup this entire time?

That could be his defense in court. He's like, I was trying to spice up his lentil soup. Oh, Jesus. So, John, how did the, our pal John here, member of the show, he's going to be on, he might be on Naked and Afraid soon. And he's been going through a number of interviews. So I'm going to have to come over on Monday. What is it?

Why? Because I need your laptop. Because the speaker on my laptop is broken. Okay. So I got to, like, film my. I'm going through round three. Okay. And then I got one more round.

And then I get the okay from the production team. It's like trying to get into Harvard. Yeah. And then they, like, have a pitch. They put me in the contestants. They decide who goes on. I think I'm making a very good impression so far. You're a very charismatic man.

Super charismatic guy. I just tell them I don't know anything. You know what I mean? But yeah, they're just asking me, what's the most badass thing you've ever done? Or, like, what's, or do you have anything you're, my favorite one is, do you have anything, any, like, anything, they said anything you're, like, embarrassed about in the past. And I was, like, I was, like, I said shit on my pod.

It'll be immediately canceled. Like, anything. And they were, like, no, no, it's more for, like, felonies. We don't care. And I was, like, hell yeah, dude. The show kicks ass. They don't give a shit. They fucking go fuck.

They give people malaria all the time. It's a pretty up to date medical team and that's insured, but we'll see. Well, a member of their, a former contestant on their show died like two months. Yeah. From something different.

Every, every former contestant on the show is going to die eventually. You know what I mean? Like they're going to die a few years later, probably from a worm, but it was an accident. She she like uh no she was found dead in her apartment under mysterious circumstances i read this she left a note that's a naked and afraid yeah naked and afraid you gotta wonder it does it does bad things to people's health john yeah you know i'm gonna need you to tap out i you promote hate watch. You're telling me to take a fall.

Here's another great thing. Okay, I don't know if anyone's ever seen Naked and Afraid, but they dropped a man and a woman in the jungle. Oh, yeah. And then they have to wander towards each other, and then they finally see each other on camera, and they wave, and then they walk towards each other

in this epic meeting. Adam and Eve kind of thing. Adam and Eve meeting in the jungle thing. We here at the Hatewatch podcast think it would be a wonderful gag if John got on the show and he landed and when he sees the woman, he starts sprinting towards her. Sprinting at her full speed nude.

And you should start squealing. You should go, run right at her, squealing like a deliverance character. I told them that. And what'd they say to that? I said, I said. Do they have a problem with that?

They said they'd love it. Wow, man. What is this? Is this show run by like Rupert Murdoch? Yeah. I also said I want to do the third interview naked. And they said no one's done that before. You shouldn't do that.

Shouldn't do it. I want to get on. I got intel the other night. Oh, what'd they say? Well, Ida's the only reason this is happening. Yeah, Ida's my agent now. It's like fucking insane. The great Ida.

And she said that that guy does not want you to do... He's going to talk you out of the naked thing. I already talked to him the other day. Because, yeah, no, I'm not going to do the naked thing. Because he's got to look good. I think he just kind of was excited about me. He was like, yeah, let John be naked. And I was just like, okay, I'm not going to do the naked thing.

But I'm going to like pee in my mouth. I'm going to do all these crazy things. That's another good gag that we think would be great here is that if you get there and you guys get water, but you keep peeing in your own face and drinking it and saying like, you know. Sterile. But you pee all over your face. And then you look at your partner and you go, it's survival. And she's like, we're boiling water right now.

I'm not even going to pee in her septicle, though. I want to pee directly into my face. I want to put my hand up on a log and shit. Yeah, you should always be in, like, really ridiculous sexual positions. I should be constantly showing my asshole to the camera. You should, like, finger your ass. You should be the only guy naked and afraid. They're like, where's John?

And you're in your tent just like, ah! Ah! Ah! You're just... And they're like, what's he doing? You just keep saying it's survival. Yeah, well, that's the other thing. No jerking off for 21 days, dude.

You could jerk off. You could jerk off. That's the only thing to do. Yeah, look at the cameraman and jack off. They won't hear it, but you could jerk off. Jack off and look straight at the cameraman. I think I could go 21 days. You should start acting like the guy that made the Kony 2012 video.

Oh, yeah. Run around jacking off all over the fucking jungle. Yeah, you know, it's like, I don't think I'm going to poop much because you're probably not eating anything. Probably just going to drink a lot of water. What happens if your partner quits the show, but you stay? You stay. Then I'm in gold.

You can still win. Yeah, so I think I may try to push her out. Like I think sprinting at her full speed first day is a good thing. Oh dude, you win her money too or something? I should. How does it work? I don't know.

There's no winning. Why do you want her out? You don't win any money. That's why it's the most insane show on TV. These people just do it to prove something to themselves. And then they come home and their family is like, Hey, we would like love a husband.

And he's like, yeah, but I have like debilitating disease now yeah because i just wanted to prove to myself that i could live in the jungles of fucking you know i'm paralyzed from a worm now i have i have a better reason than them they're doing it like it's like they're using it like a tough mutter or some shit like i think there's some like thing like i can't do this i'm doing it for the for the pop you're promoting i'm doing it for the pop. And you're promoting this goddamn show. I'm doing it for all you out there. You're a beautiful man. I'm going to get naked for 21 days and get bit by bullet ants.

We're all very worried for you, though. I'll be fine. In fact, I think we're going to take a break from John's Gun Corner this week. And I think we're going to do a little John's Survival Corner. I like that. And we'll ask him some questions. Joey looked up some questions, like trivia. Okay. eat okay to eat okay so you know i guess i'll try and sing like a jungle song or something yeah sing the jungle song let's see how it goes i don't know

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Alright, welcome to John's Survival Corner. First edition. Let me pull out a gun just for all the people. Yeah, the whole time they pointed at me. Not many of these in the jungle are there. There's probably tons. So this is the most basic survival quiz on the web. Okay.

And if you can't get this right, if you can't pass this quiz, you're dead. This is basic. You're dead. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Question number one. What is the single most important thing you need to survive in the wild? Shelter. Prep.

You got it wrong already. The answer is water. Oh, man. What did he say? Shelter. No, it's water. The answer is water. Oh, man. What did he say? Shelter. No, it's water. I was thinking of my... Okay, correct answer, water.

Human body needs a minimum of two quarts of water. I'm questioning that. You die from exposure way quicker than thirst. No, you die from thirst in three days. You can freeze in one night to death, dude. Oh, if you're in Antarctica. Yeah, well, you could be in Alaska or Oregon and freeze to death. And it's raining or some shit.

This is gay. This is a gay quiz. No, I think another quiz is gay. Don't you do that, John. Don't you fucking say that. You're being homophobic and you're getting these completely wrong. Next question. Question number two.

First question wrong. If you're looking for insects to eat, which ones should you avoid? It's multiple choice. You don't have to answer. Big ones, bright ones, or ugly ones? Avoid the bright ones. Correct answer. Very good.

Although most insects are edible, a good rule of thumb is to steer clear of brightly colored ones, as those that are hairy or pungent. No. Question number three. No. John's got to worry about the bugs eating him. Am I right? Very good.

A real bug chaser. Somebody make the bugs take the damn quiz. For Christ's sake. Oh, that was another thing. I was going to eat bugs and continuously call myself a bug chaser throughout the episode. You're like, I'm being a real bug chaser out here. You're walking around with a needle filled with blood. I'm walking around.

I'm just like, I'm here to chase some bugs. All right. Yeah, yeah. Next question. It's a good idea to build your shelter near what? Cliffs, a dry riverbed, or a water source? A water source. No, cliffs.

No. Go near cliffs. A water source was correct. Keep in mind. A lot of times they say don't do it next to a water source because that's where all the animals go. Yeah. I'd be like, yeah. To eat, to drink, and where all the animals go. Yeah. I'd be like, yeah. To eat, to drink,

and then they'll kill you. Yeah. Well, according to this quiz, which is designed for great school survivalists, build it near a water source. Here's the next question. Yeah.

Insect larvae contain a lot of protein. One of the best places to find these insect eggs Moist areas under rocks Attached to the insect Or animal droppings Moist areas under rocks

Correcto! We got another one! Look at this guy How would you eat anything out of shit? Here's the thing Isn't your cum full of protein? Yeah, but then you're just recycling it. But cum's not like urine.

Well, Devin, we don't all... So you don't need to save your... Not all of us are more willing to drink another man's cum like you. But you can drink your own. Very good. Very good. Well, why would you drink your own cum? Because then it's just a cycle.

Yeah, but it's better than just letting it waste in your balls. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Letting it rot. Your balls are full of it goes bad. Go fatted in your nuts. Your balls are basically full of, it's like jerky.

This is what I'm going to say like 14 days in without jerking off. You should be the only member of Naked and Afraid to ever just like start to be like I'm fine. Like everyone's like starving to death and you just keep jacking off and eating your jizz. You got a cut mustache. You're like I don't know what everyone's complaining about. Like I'm eating a Like, everyone's, like, starving to death, and you just keep jacking off and eating your jizz. You got a cum mustache. You're like, I don't know what everyone's complaining about. I look like I'm eating a Cinnabon.

You're, like, jacked. I get bigger. You're getting bigger and you get fatter because I keep eating my own cum. Here's the next question. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why should you try to avoid sleeping directly on the ground? A, to avoid bugs. B, to eliminate the risk of contracting disease.

Or C, to keep from losing body heat. C. Correct. They got another one. Look at him go. I think John's going to be on Naked and Afraid. I think we've got to contend there. The ground's the worst insulator.

The ground is the worst insulator. The ground is the worst insulator. John's going to survive. Here's the next question. I'm nailing this, dude. You're killing it. First question was Rocky Star. What type of food or beverages should you avoid in cases of hypothermia? Hot chocolate.

Trail mix. Hot chocolate. Trail mix. Or caffeine. Is it caffeine? Caffeine. They got another one! They got another one! Bear grill!

Unbelievable! Yay! Oh, hell yeah, dude. John's going to the jungle. John's going to the jungle John's going to the jungle And he's gonna die John's going to the jungle Going to the jungle

On naked and afraid It'll be the first time John sees tits This song kicks so much ass. Yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

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Uh, uh, uh. He looks around, he sees all these different types of people. They're not white, so he's really afraid. Choo-ka-choo-ka-hoo-la-lee is what they say. And John looks at them and says, Dude, that's fucking gay. Chuka-chuka-chubami is what they say. John looks at them eating his cum and says,

That's fucking gay. Woo! Thank you for listening, folks. Hey, Watch Podcast. Patreon.com slash HeyWatchPodcast. Joey R. La, picture to cop slash. Hey, watch podcast. Joey are LaFleur on Instagram. John bad man on Instagram. Tweet it naked and afraid for us.

Let's get them on the show. Don't tweet at them. I have a confidentiality agreement. Don't say crazy things to them. Yeah, no, just actually don't do it. Confidentiality agreement. All right. I apologize for that.

Don't say anything, but we're going to try and make this happen. It'll be really awesome. And, uh, thank you so much. We love you. See ya.