Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Clean Spray

Episode Date: May 5, 2025

Delco pooper strikes a car clean and fast, Drew Barrymore cries because she saw a window, BPD psycho screams at police https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

🎵 🎵 🎵 🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers! Opening night, it was opening night, we had a great time on opening night. Joey put on the play of a century. Thank you. You know, a lot of people said,

by a lot of people, I mean you guys, put me down before and saying it's gonna be bad, it's gonna be bad, you're gonna be too drunk to remember the lines. Oh, stop it. We did not say you're not gonna be able to read the lines. We didn't say it like that. I knew it would be magic in a bottle. I couldn't read the lines. We didn't say it like that. We knew it would be, I knew it would be magic in a bottle.

I didn't have a shout of doubt. I also couldn't read that. There was like three different times throughout the play where Ben had to walk over to me and go like, you were right here. Those were huge pops. Those are the funniest parts of the play. When you would go, Ben, where are we?

Like in character still, you'd be like, cock sucker. What page are we on? Yeah. I also just found out, Like you'd be like, cocksucker. What page are we on? I also just found out. Well, I found out a couple of days ago because I saw on Reddit, I was, I went shirtless on the pod, didn't remember going shirtless and then Connor, I thought that was during jock week. It was, it was. I thought, okay, so I'm all turned around.

Yeah, you're already black. No, it was just like, when you go on this wild, like, you know, it's like Friday, Saturday, it's like all these days doing all this pot. Wow, fruit chases. Exactly. You get these wild two days in a row. I lost track of time or something, but then yeah.

So then Connor's like, yeah, then after that, you did the play. And I'm like, how the hell is that even possible? Cause I know I was hammered at the play, but I didn't think I was like fully blacked out. You're the most impressive man I've ever met. Do you remember doing the play? Yeah I do. That's the adrenaline. It was foggy. It was like foggy. There was like cause uh uh Jax recorded it and she sent me the video and so there was a bunch of parts

that I had no memory of but Now I was like pleasantly surprised the best part of the play by far big fat guy falling over No, no, no part of the play is when you have a scene where you storm out of the room Yeah, and you forgot that you're still miked up to the entire crowd So you were in the back you go god this place a fucking disaster Ben but no Ben goes he goes Joey we can still hear you fucking disaster. And then I kept going. Ben! But no, Ben goes, he goes, Joey, we can still hear you. And I was like, oh, sorry.

And I just sat there. There was a guy sitting next to me like, oh, shh. I pointed my mic. I'm like, shh. Top secret is a place. It was wonderful. It was phenomenal. It was really fun, actually.

I was surprised by how fun it was. I thought like this is gonna be nerve-racking. That's what they want. They want a mess. They want people to just be really funny and it be a mess. If that play went off without a hitch, it would've kinda sucked.

It would've been terrible. If I came in dead sober and took it like seriously, that's not funny. So that's part of my plan. I was like, I'm gonna come in, black out drunk, and then I'm gonna let my Mr. Hyde take over, and he'll do the play. Yeah, I'm gonna let my inner beast do the play.

I do think there was a marketing mistake, because I think everyone thought the play was like the entire show. Yeah. And every comic really suffered for that reason. That is what I was thinking. Well, I didn't see any of the comedy, but somebody after, like some weirdo,

like audience guy, not to call him weirdo, he was a nice guy, but he was like, he came up and basically told me, like that was the best part of the whole night. And it turns out that none of them, and here is maybe a problem with the whole concept Is that the guys that go to the show are not stand-up comedy fans? They are fans of the podcast They've now been to the show

And they've been to it. So they yeah the stand-up Well, I don't know. What is what were you gonna say about saying like the place should have been advertised as like this is the Headlining portion of the show but there's still stand-up. Well, you think they thought that was gonna be a I think people thought it's gonna be like an hour and 20 minutes I genuinely think that's true. And then every comic also we overbooked it. So every new comic they were like What so we're gonna be here for three more hours. I think yeah, is that what you think that the stand-up comedy fans? The audience members that are actually fans of stand-up comedy didn't show up because they were like oh, it's a play It's only a play no no I think they're just ebbs and flows of ticket sales, but yeah No, the comics had a tough time on that one. I didn't see me and Ben were sitting there scrambling last minute

We're here. He was very funny. I was in the back with Neil Gaiman Tennessee Williams Herding was very fine. I was yeah, I was in the back with Neil Gaiman I didn't see any of it either David Mamet back there. Yeah, I mean, I don't know I just uh, yeah, the show is kind of rough until I went up and in the play but overall still great time Yeah, hey listen the Kings of comedy over here. What are we supposed to do? You know, they what are they gonna do without us? Mm-hmm bunch of bad comics and then me and you came up so and then that's we baby man Felt it was to buy you know that was so yeah in the middle of the play for like to actually the beginning or what? Part of the play it was like towards the end Three three-quarters the way

Yes, so we were doing the play and a giant fat guy wasn't giant His legs were you know, he was strong. He's just a big guy He was strong, but no he's very sweet. His legs were tree trunks. He was a very sweet person. Honestly kind of handsome. He was like about like Shrek. I didn't say that. Oh, who said that? What did you say? He's more like oh that was I didn't say that. Oh, who said that? What did you say? He's more like, oh, that was... I loved him by the way. He was the sweetest guy. He's the best and I felt so bad that he felt so bad. We've all been drunk and fallen out of places.

Oh yeah. But so, no, I do it every night. I crash onto my case of white claws and explode all of them. Constantly. I mean, dude, those white claws, you might as well put them in like a hydraulic press. It was like a garbage truck ran over a full can of white claws. But yeah, to go to the bathroom at this venue, you have to walk by the stage. Which is already humiliating. If you're drunk, you're like, oh god, please don't make this a scene. I hate that. I've had to do that a bunch of times, being at comedy shows just in the audience, where it's just like,'m just gonna like do I walk

Faster like I don't want to make I draw no attention to myself That's what he was trying to do but so then on the way back to his seat he goes back For some reason there's a bunch of like loose full white claws scattered around for some reason It was this it was as if he was dipping into them He was like picking them up and then like like a claw throughout the show. But like he was like picking them up and then like a claw. Like he was like, oh, yeah, I lost that one. Then just left.

He was treated like a vending machine game. Put another quarter in there. I'll try my luck again. Hope I get a white claw this time. You're so drunk that your hands become the claw machine claw. You're just like But so he comes back from the bathroom so walks back in front of the stage back to his seat Front row goes to sit down and I'm on stage trying to be you know, I'm a very serious actor So I'm like in character. You're a thespian. I'm a thespian

I was watching Daniel Day-Lewis. Thank you, dude I was really taking this serious. And then so he got back to his seat and just whiffed. He missed the seat. No, he was sitting. No, it was not his fault. Oh. No, no, he did fully sit down and then fell out of the chair. Crashed the chair? Oh my god. It was like a crane, a catastrophic failure on a crane. It was like slow. It was a timber. It was a catastrophic failure on a crane. It was a timber. It was timber. Time slowed down. It was a structural failure. Full timber. One of the slowest falls I've ever seen.

It was the Taiwanese shopping mall that just went down. And everyone laughed. And including me, I turned into like Jim Carrey and Dumb and Dumber when they poisoned the guy's burger. I was like, AHHHHH! And then the reality hit. I was like, ah! And then the reality hit. I was like, oh, no, no, this is sad.

I feel so bad. And I helped them up. Not to be like virtuous, I was instantly horrified. I was like, oh, no, like it made me so sad. Everyone laughed. I think they thought it was like a part of the play. Well, it happened right when, Joe, you called Ben gay. And there was like a slight pause, and the man just f-ed immediately.

There was a slight lull. It couldn't have been better time. It night it did yeah, I mean you're a hero actually Yeah, I was telling Ben. I'm like hey if we ever do another play Let's make sure we could talk to that guy make sure he falls again in the front row Because that helped us a lot yeah I felt so bad cuz he was like please just don't ban me from future lemon party hate watch things I was like banning him you just got a free ticket for life. Yeah, you you comp next time There's a guy for three months in a row that would scream faggot the second I walked on stage. I'm not banning you

You're all right Call me a faggot. I don't care and that guy always had this Burger King crown on Call me a faggot, I don't care. And that guy always had this Burger King crown on. And he'd be like. But no, I found out about the fall. I missed the whole Miami apartment building slow fall. You guys got the scene. I saw, I heard the impact, and then I

heard the hissing of all the compressed white cloth. It did, it sounded like he landed in a rattlesnake pit. Yeah. Yeah. I was like covering up for like shrapnel and like, oh, aluminum is gonna be fine. But then he's like trying to figure, he's all like disoriented,

I think, because there's like nerves involved. You know, he's on the floor. Big front row, he's on the floor, everyone's looking at him. So he's all looking, he's dizzyed. And then, so I'm just go I stop everything I'm like, are you okay, sir? Are you okay? Do we have a video? I don't want to play it. It's somewhere but I can't see his face. It's just come on

Pretty funny I think he's okay with it because He's like, please don't bear me please don't bear me me. And he's like, he's like a openly gay guy. And he went to, all right. How is that bad? He's an openly gay guy. He went to Devon and Connor afterward, and he's like, I'm so sorry. My boyfriend's gonna be here next time with me.

And he's usually the one that makes sure that I don't have these kinds of faults. No, that was a DM. He DM'd Connor that I imagine in confidence. Yeah. Oh, he's like, he has a boyfriend. What if that's his broke back mountain? He's not openly gay. He's like, we're just going down to the hate watch show

and going fishing. Rancho with binoculars watching the front door. Randy Quain's watching it like, ah, yeah, fucking I know what that queer's up to. He DM's me, he goes, hey man, between me and you, I have a boyfriend. My wife thinks I'm fishing right now. It makes me feel so good when gay people

love the show, god damn it. Best feeling, Matty Rat, Joe Bones. Most of them are weird gay, like they just can't say it, but they'll go like, De Devin such a fucking faggot I'd love to watch him fuck That brains pretty twisted my friend Yeah all around what a nice. It was very Hollywood night We went to the comedy store, which I barely remember. Oh, yeah, you guys were yeah, you guys were there was some old

Next to me the whole time in the back bar Yeah, you actually you have this weird like Edmund flow when you come back to reality after a while It's like you're the 30 drink mark and you're like, I'm back There was a guy outside of the show by the way at the comedy show the plane your show who was like Talking to us and stuff and then he was like, oh Ben and all these guys They're getting like pizza at a pizza place. Let's all go there. I feel bad by the way I kept saying I was gonna go and then I got roped up

I was talking to a bunch of night crawlers and then well, but then so what happened I just didn't make it But so I happen was she Connor was like now let's go to the economy. So I want to go to the comedy store I get free drinks there. It's like, you know, let's go there, you know way more fun. I'm not even hungry and then so I tell the guy I'm like, okay Yeah Meet us there and then we went back to that private bar that car can get into where they I didn't know we were going To the comedy star. I didn't really know but then the guy showed up the guy showed up and I Contact

He was like I didn't know I didn't know it was him. Sorry buddy. I apologize if you're listening. I apologize. He was like sad. I didn't know. I didn't know. It was quite a showing by Joey because, I mean it was hilarious, but my buddy was bartending in the back bar, the private bar, and he invites us back.

He goes, it's free drinks, come back. And I was like, hell yeah. Because I can't get free drinks for Joey and Dev in the front bar. I get to drink for free. But we go to the back bar, and Joey instantly starts stealing his tips out of the tip jar.

He had a big up. It was so fun. It was great. Well, I sent him, I like Venmo'd him 50 bucks and I'm like, is this a good tip for like the next three or four drinks? And he's like, yeah, that's fine. And then he walked away. There's a giant plexiglass square thing.

Tip jar. Like a translucent. Yeah. Shed's lucid, four sides. Joey's like, what the hell is this thing? I've never seen a tip jar that looked like the money's in the job Pyroglyphs on the side that appear to say tips it was like a three by three Translucent plexiglass tip jar. I've never seen it was pretty big. So but anyways, yeah, my goof was that

And like the you could reach your hand inside every time he'd look away I'd go in and grab a huge wad at one point you took it and you tipped upside down shook all the money Yeah, I go look look how easy this would be for me, and then another guy would be like hey put that back Yeah, they go come on. Just kidding Like it was you know it was so comical cuz it's so huge it was great And then there was some old John was in the play John was great John actually did great for his small the small role he had I do I genuinely meant it when I told you like great job yelled on the machine

Yeah, but you you can I was just I didn't even think you had it in you to yell I'm the machine. I didn't think you were gonna do that. I thought you were just gonna go out. I was terrified. I was terrified, man, I thought you were Bert Kreischer. No, I thought you were gonna. I had a swollen kidney, everything was crazy. I thought you were gonna go out and they were just gonna go like,

oh my God, Bert Kreischer, but you added to it. And I thought it was great. I'm the machine. You did the shirt and everything. It was great, I loved it. I was helping Joey write dialogue for Justice. And it's very funny, because I'm like, he's playing David Lucas in the play. And it's very funny cuz I'm like he's playing

David Lucas in the play and it's very funny be like well that is what he would say so I'm just like typing the n-word like crazy and then justice got there and I'm like okay here's your lines by the way and he's looking at n-words he goes did you write this and I was like, oh, that was actually that was car. Yeah, we outsourced it. We sent it to a black guy. You type this. We Filipinos type it up. They're close enough. Yeah. But no, I wrote for Ben.

You couldn't even hear it, but I just, I typed in like this and more look like the pedophile from the lovely bones. Great David Lucas joke towards Ben Avery. That is, but I don't think he would know. The lovely bones to David Lucas are towards Ben Avery. That is, but I don't think he would know. The lovely bones to David Lucas are chicken wings that he just finished. Hahahaha! Damn, look at these lovely bones!

I got a lot of lovely bones in front of me! I got some lemon peppa lovely bones! Motherfucker look like you just got eight! Hahahaha! Yeah, in other words, this is this bizarre old woman in the back bar of the comedy store at Mitsy's or whatever. What's it called? I don't know. I forget where I am. I was like, are we in Austin? What is this?

Yeah, what was her whole deal? She was a... She... I don't know. She seemed like a comic and she kept trying to make small talk with me and then she announced to all of us she was leaving and I pretended to be like, oh no, you're leaving? Yeah. She walked in, like she was definitely a prostitute in the 80s. Probably in a couple of music videos, like on a car or whatever.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then, yeah, she dipped into some comedy and now she's like, who who knows she's got an inheritance Or like her you know she got divorced. She's like you know I used to I used to be a whore in Carl's jr. Commercial She had like I'm a legendary whore Better than what she roasted by a famous star one time honey. I'm talking the burger Yeah, she had legendary whore vibes She looked like she seemed like she was like she fucked the commercial director version of JFK like that's her

So like she tells you to tell her grandkids like I once you know I had a I had an affair with the the Hyundai commercial guy. She's just singing happy birthday through Jack from Jack in the Box The holographic yeah overall great night fun shit and Speaking of shit Have have have we are we all acquainted with the Delco proper pooper? No, I love the dog a pooper Delco pooper Okay, which we enlightened have you heard about this have you seen wait is this gonna get us banned? You know what I kept thinking that today because the video, it's so quick and we've watched Indian guys, I mean, is this like?

Oh, we've watched a lot. We've watched Indian guys eat poop, so whatever. Indian guys are eating poop, but this is like, I don't know, I feel like this isn't allowed because they just don't expect white people to shit themselves on camera. I don't know about this. Well, maybe we don't watch the video. I want to

see the video. So Delco Pooper caught charged after. I mean, I'm pretty sure this this lady was at the lemon party live show in Philly. It was a clean poop. I didn't even have to wipe. She allegedly told police. I don't know if that's fake or not, but I'm running with it. It's real. I'm just happy Tommy Pope's sisters, you know, keep them busy. And... So this is, we'll cut. So she walks over, clean diarrhea right on the hood.

Oh, she's shitting on people's cars? Yeah. Okay. Oh my god. Clean spray, clean spray. That's crazy to have that locked and loaded like a squid. Yeah. What?

What? What? I, I, stop, follow me. That's so impressive. Yeah. That's insanely impressive. That's like Pokemon reflexes, you know? Yeah.

Maybe, maybe I'll blur that just this, I just feel like. No, you don't see anything. Nah, nah, you don't really see anything, right? We're fine, I just, yeah, it's just this I just know it's not really see anything right. We're fine I just see I just like you know you know with I just don't think YouTube expects Whites the diarrhea on cars that hits the algorithm the algorithm goes off a little bit They say wrong here flares up compute wait with diarrhea flares up. Yeah, it's a glitch in the matrix She's just been shitting on enemy cars She's shitting on enemy cars. She's shitting on enemy cars. Who and the Tesla Road Ranger are now sitting together?

They're expendables. This is a masterful performance. That's crazy. You're a real pig. You're a real pig they just said. I think she knows. Oh! She's not my girl what by the way what is

that's not crazy let's just come in and watch it again honestly you're crazy let's let John look see this ray that I need a shit how do you have that ready to go and no wipe just out of there. In out perfect job. It's like the town. It kind of just looks like she she like threw her coffee at the hood of the car. Yeah that's crazy. But she didn't. It was all in her. It's confirmed like she admits that it's poop. She shut it up. Do you have the arrest? Yeah. Okay. I have that.

I literally, I have to do a diarrhea now. I'm not even kidding. Right now? Right now. What? It's like contagious. Yeah, it's like sneezing to you. You see diarrhea, you have to sneeze.

Oh, this is crazy of you. All right, I ate later. 19 minutes in, you nut job. A diarrhea in 19 minutes in. Unheard of. No one's ever done that. That's crazy. A full diarrhea. It's unprecedented actually.

I don't know what's going on with you guys. Me? You guys got a lot of diarrhea. I've never diarrhea'd mid-M. No you don't. You don't do diarrhea's mid-up. You've diarrhea'd mid-up. I've had to take a couple of pisses but I've never done diarrhea's mid-up. You've diarrhea mid-up. You sound like a jock week. I've had to take a couple of pisses,

but I've never done diarrhea's like this. What are the most pisses you've taken one upset? I'm gonna say four. I'd say four. Probably four. On a jock week. I don't think he's done it for, you have a weak pelvic floor.

So it's a medical thing. You're a victim. Yeah, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to shame you. It's got an A. Fuck. By the way, Joey got fired today, folks. Oh yeah.

Oh yeah. There's no funny story. We thought he maybe like jacked off on a webcam and didn't know. I tried to tell them that I got fired because I left my webcam on and it was about to jack off. And I was like, dude, I'm such a fucking idiot. I left my webcam on.

Wasn't even fucking hard yet either. So I tried to sell that for a sec. But no,'s just like getting fired for flaccid jacking is crazy Oh, it's so funny to announce you got five these people probably can't fathom you have you go to work Like from what they see I was working from home, so I'd go to a cafe every day I'm gonna still keep going just cuz I don't want to go off the rails But yeah, my boss called me like a lot of time coming up. I think you and I are no I think you want to watch you stop. I mean the playoffs have been pretty intense Oh, buddy, I'm gonna go so far off the rails if we fight no no we'll go see the accountant to you on like Monday or Tuesday

Hit McGuffin's it'll be counting too on like Monday or Tuesday, hit McGuffin's, it'll be great. I'm a little- You are the devil! Joey's like actually gone! Joey's like no, I'm gonna clean my apartment and get things together. No, but for two months shy of three years, I've had this job, which is my longest job in a long time, that's quite good by me.

Quite good by me, that stretch. Very good by you, buddy. How long are we talking to almost three years two months shy three. That's actually incredible usually you You have a two-month one year six months and the weirdest part of this is that last night? It popped into my head. I don't think about this but for whatever reason it is so bizarre to me And I'm being completely serious here. I sat there on the couch, and I was like man Joey hasn't been fired yet Something's up I was like oh fuck. I hope he doesn't get fired

I hope he just has this job for you know five six five six years whatever he wants and and then it happened today When you sent that text I was like what the fuck that's true. Nice speed that weird. There's no soap in there. So you didn't wash your hands. Oh God you got diarrhea hands. You rinse them with water That is Devon's fault, but I it's so gross you guys can buy soap It's your house your house. It's just you guys come in you take everything touch all the stuff Your vinegar in this situation, I'm honey whatever Vick vinegar and Hugh honey So I'll buy some soap. I didn't I thought there was a bottle of soap in there. I thought it was full I'll buy some soap. I didn't I thought this there was a bottle of soap in there. I thought it was full

Lumps Diarrhea Around poop around solid Dare you I like a diarrhea man, I am but I don't like talking about it like this. It's a medical thing that is good It's too meta. We're watching a woman diarrhea on a car. It's perfect I was saying Delco by the way Delaware County and that's like next if it's like really close to Philly. Yeah, it's a grass I feel you but it's Delaware. No, it's just Delaware County. I don't know. Why do they call it? No, I'm not like it's in Texas like Delco Texas. Yeah, no,, I don't know Yeah, just I think it's west of like West Suburbs. I feel good. Okay

Oh, I got fired Yeah, so what was the last thing we talked about on it so we there was a point I just said I am Last night I thought you fired and then you today, and it's really weird by the Brock Every time Brock calls me goes like you ever fired So that is a I've been fired so many times that people are just like I've been fired yet Well you were fighting a guy at work and stuff for a little bit. Yeah the dickhead I Something would happen now every once in a while I'll just get a little my odd will flare up or whatever happens

And I'll get a message from like a boss being like did you tell sue me to Photoshop Joe Rogan did you make sue me make a Photoshop on the job and then you got Dagmar involved and then you had Dagmar put the shopkeeper tits on Joe Rogan's body while they were getting paid when you got fired I thought it was something to do with the podcast or something. No, no, I asked him. He called me and he goes, hey, unfortunately, the last day on the job is for you.

And I go, oh, what's going on? He goes, well, you're just a real expensive employee because you get 5% of all the profit from the call division, right? And so right now you're not generating any revenue, but you still get five percent plus your salary So that's actually quite expensive. It's just not gonna work out and then I'm like, well, how about I stay on board but I Don't get commission from campaigns that I don't work on

Trying to be like because it is such a like a job where nobody talks to me. It's like I just go to my computer It's pretty it's pretty amazing and that is most of the jobs actually in my industry right now So but I was like, let me just try because you my life's pretty good right now. It's very easy Can I work for free actually? I'm trying to see I just don't want to see I don't want to see play. I see McGuffin's on a weekday. I'll lose my fucking mind I'll work for free, but then he was just like no no That's not also no to that Quite a good offer by my opinion, but no not interested sound like did something happen that I do something

I wonder but he said no he wouldn't admit it if I did so he wouldn't say what it was and then Yeah, so then I was like okay. Do I get a severance? He goes, no, also no. No, no, no, no, no. And then I was like, hmm, all right, well you drive a hard bargain. That's the thing, you have all the cards, so. I go, okay, deal. You have all the cards But I Guess that's kind of I guess it's not I guess it's really easy to get fired your industry because it's so not like

Personal like you never see these people really it's just over the computer. It's like getting like kicked out of a chat room almost Yeah It is that that makes it a little bit easier. I think but then also There's a very high turnover rate not only for employees, but for companies in my industry They're like my casino. I met him. I met him twice. Okay. He's this dude that was on he's like six Four and did a massive amount of steroids hit three Lamborghinis at one point she's and was six four on crazy amounts of steroids and I'm talking about like I should like I guess we can't show him on this but

Fucking your bodybuilder level like crazy. Yeah Well, no, but I still don't want to dock him. Oh, yeah. But yes, a very odd character, and he has a website where he talks about wanting to live forever, and like. Okay, interesting. Just a weird guy. He's an optimization guy.

Yeah, that was way before the dock. Yeah. He was a biohacker, like he wanted to live, he wanted to be immortal, way before that, the big dog came out about it But yeah, so what are you gonna? Do you'll you'll you'll you'll you'll get back on your feet soon I think you always figure it out. Oh at some point. I'll figure it out But the question is how long until then account will the wheels fall off before am I gonna go nuts with Connor and you?

But no, I'm a little nervous I am I have like oh, yeah yeah I'm not I'm not nervous right now the best part about this you being fired this time around is that none of our friends killed themselves the same day you know what is yeah that's good that's a good thing I have such PTSD from that by the way that the first thought that I had after I got fired was like nobody kill themselves please don't kill themselves I swear to God yeah that's a thought that I had after I got fired was like nobody kill themselves please nobody kill themselves. I swear to God. Yeah. It's a weird. That was a weird day. Yeah. But yeah. If nobody kills themselves nobody dies. This seems pretty fine. Also

like mentally coming into this. I'm so much better off than where I was on the last one. On the last one. You had like limerence at that time. You were being. By a disease. Yeah, no, I was just like beyond limerence. I was just like in that whole year before even before the limerence. I was just like if I if anything that happened to me, you could

magnify the feelings that you would usually have by a thousand. Yeah. So it's like, you know, you get like a, you're heartbroken slightly instead of just being like, ah, whatever, I barely know her, it turns into this, my life is over, this is the love of my life.

Or if like you get fired from your job, it's like, oh my God, fuck, this is so fucked. And then your friend blows his brains out, you're like, oh, damn it! Damn it! Gosh darn it. Damn it. Gosh darn it. I'm gonna see him again. But I'm actually...

You already got on LinkedIn today. People are hitting you up. It'll be all right. Everyone's supporting you. We start posting hate watch clips on LinkedIn. There's people who do that. People try to go viral on LinkedIn. Oh, LinkedIn has a whole TikTok.

There's videos on LinkedIn. Yeah, you can upload clips. I've been on yeah, linkedin's like great for content We should start uploading our shit to we should upload it on link there. Let's get Get dagmah, right? Dagmah and Matty are at will so I'll give them my linkedin password Well Joey God bless you. We all love you. We're all here for you. Oh, there's no need for I'm not gonna do that It's not that big. We all love you, we're all here for you. Oh, there's no need for, I'm not gonna do that. It's not that big of a deal. We all, you know. No, no, no, get those. To having Joey on a weekday.

To having Joey on Tuesday after the gym. Now we can finally hit the bar after the gym. Oh, stop. I might cancel my gym membership and join you guys again. Yeah, I think. It does sound so fun, but I can't do it. One of my biggest memories was being at bars in workout gear, and I haven't had that in quite some time

I never got to do with you guys. I do take it personally We did talk about it a lot to Connor and then he got to LA we never did it Yeah, it's cuz we started cause we're trying to be because you were because you were you know Yeah, you were like making us feel like emasculated with how much you were working out We were like yeah, you missed like the real We started like getting our lives back together. If you would have been there four months earlier, you would have gotten us when we were nuts.

Connor came into town when Joey and I had just finished picking up the last pieces. We were like, I think we're finally ready. Yeah. If now somebody we know kills himself, we'll go right back to it. Hey, John. If anyone out there wants to do it.

Ooh, fingers crossed. I got the shotgun. Fingers crossed. It's gonna be a lot messier. It's gonna be crazy. I'm gonna make you find me. You're gonna have to pick up my skull off the roof. And you're doing okay.

You wanna quit your job though soon at the bottom. I'm gonna give it like half a year. Yeah. Yeah. This is my last Dodger season. You gonna piss out, you gonna shit out of your dick, huh? Dude, it's crazy. I just got diarrhea Yeah, it's like spreading from the Delco pooper John shit smells like vomit. It's not like Fritos today like rotten Fritos that kind of vomit vomit

Yeah, you know do it you have like a, you like, it was like stomach acid in your chin. I think I, I really like the smell. So I think it's a good thing. You really love it. Yeah. Everyone likes their own smell. Well that's biofeedback buddy.

Yeah. That's why I'm smelling my own poop. I enjoy it. That's nice. I just have a rotten gut. I got like a whiff of it from him opening that door actually. Holy shit.

Really? That's crazy. Sorry guys. I'm smelling shit. Sorry guys. That is not good. That's not good. Smell bad in there? Ooh.

Dude my eyes are water. I'm not even joking. That's rank. That's rank. That smells like a porta potty. You can smell it. That's been being shit in for months. Also? At a job site. Damn. God damn, John.

Anyway, let's, the Delco, uh, the Delco Pooper. Is this a perp walk? Can we perp walk her? Please. She did a poop walk. Nice. That's what they, that's what the. Turd walk. Also yeah, perp walker. Perp walker, perp walker right now.

That's gonna be it. She loves it. Oh my God, she's a sicko. The lady chased me. She chased me and I asked her, that's what's happening. And I asked her. She chased you? I have a sickness. She's like a Cyrus the virus. That's what's happening and I asked her she takes you I have a sickness she's

playing with a little girl they go to telco pooper she has a sickness what happened the lady chased me she chased me and I asked her not to stop. Heard the Tesla Road Rager best friend. Give your fucking shit in your pants, alright, on this plane. I have a sickness. You said she chased you? She claims she has a sickness. We don't know if she means diarrhea or sickness of the mind. She begged her to stop. She rules.

Devin Purplocker. Purplocker, come on. She's a queen. Conair theme song. Conair theme song. Alright. We have to do it. Yeah, it's like such a slim dunk Yeah, yeah, there you go god bless her Such an honor Jesus Christ Full screen.

I mean, I missed too. Mute her. Mute her, go full screen. You tell us what happened. I missed too, Dev. It's funny every time. Devon, can you do it on this? The whole screen. Restart it. It'll go, I think. The doggo pooper. The doggo pooper. She's fucking sick.

She's got a sickness. She's just like, shout out, dad meat. Shout out, the dogs. Shout out, Beezer. Beezer, Shaynor. Damn. War mode. The steam rocks. I wanted it I wanted two or three more It's just the same But yeah, so she did that

She did that and Drew Barrymore apparently has never been alive before Drew Barrymore she's gotten retarded. She's completely five years. She's just a dumb white This is her with a window. She sees a window and she like with a window she sees a window and she like can't see the same chin as the Joker it's so hopeful it's a window what have you been living in solitary open and create like so the people who own this apartment before me why she looks she's had a stroke I don't know why she's always had like she's had a stroke? She's always had like kind of like She's always had like a bit of a bird thing going with her like she's got yeah It's like the last of us girls

I haven't seen a light since Steven Spielberg ate my pussy on the set of E2D HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA H so cute! Why do white women love howling like dogs? Because they're really connected with like Native American, like Native Americans and shit. There's a whole Amy Adams movie last year called Night Bitch. Yeah, yeah, that's about how women are dogs basically. She turned into like a wolf. Yeah, yeah, I saw Night Bitch. And then they just come to you like, whoo! And then Francis McDormand runs over,

and then you go, whew! It's Amy Adams. And then you start, they're sitting there like, whew! Drew Barrymore shows. Yeah. No, yeah. I saw Night Bitch. You did?

Yeah, I did, I saw it in theaters. That's crazy. And there was like a feminist girl in front of me in the whole movie, anytime there was like a scene where Amy Adams said something like, anti-man, or like, well, it's cause you don't, she was like a scene where Amy Adams said something like anti-man or like well It's cuz you know she was like she would she would literally snap Yes, she I'm not kidding she would go yes

Why would you go to that Devon? cuz Stubs member and I'm an a-list supporter there. I would see I just can't do it anymore I used to be like that I see when I had a movie passbs member and I'm an A-list supporter. There, I would see. I just can't do it anymore. I used to be like that. I used to say when I had a movie pass, I would see everything. The movie was funny.

Was it really? No, it's funny because it's about how women are animals. Dogs. It's about when you're- That's what you took from it. Yeah, that was my very, yeah, that was my stupid take from it. I was just like, haha, yeah, you dumb bitches.

You ate out of a bowl, you stupid bitch. The movie is weird. She's like, she runs around with the neighborhood dogs every night and I'm like, yeah. Is she a dog or a person? No, it's about how she's a mother and she's raising a kid and she's losing her mind. There's something feral inside her.

The husband's on work trips. He's not popping her glands. And she's losing her mind. And the husband's not, the husband's on work trips. And she's becoming feral because you know, and it's like how all women are like, they're fucking going crazy raising the kids, they're doing all the things, you know? It's so hard. It's so hard and stuff. Which it is, you know.

No, it's not. It's really hard. And no, but yeah, but yeah. And she's like a dog, she's like a dog at night. She starts talking dogs. She's running around with a neighbor of dogs and then they're like bringing, they're like, she like, there's like a scene where she comes out front

and she goes, did I kill a possum last night? Really? And the girl's like, yes. And the girl's like, yes, that's what we do. You killed a possum, bitch. Also the type of woman that like would think like you're a bitch for having a kid in a straight relationship

So it was very like a funny of course dichotomy of events. I think it was based off a very popular book Yeah, yeah, it seemed like it was it was I looked that up because confused by the trailer Didn't see it though. Look like a hunk of shit. It looked bad. They got bad reviews Yeah, it was like it was not great like a 50% rotten tomatoes You're on a legendary run though. Just seeing wasn't great I saw the penguin penguin lesson. That's crazy. What is it? It's a man in Argentinian I think he's an Argentina Steve Coogan Steve Coogan. I believe it's Argentina or No, they got penguins in Argentina. It's It's Argentina and he's there during like the war. There's like a civil war, civil war going on.

Thank you, Johnny. Or and he like he he tries to rescue a penguin, like to fuck a woman, like to look cool to this woman. And then he's with the penguin and he's like a teacher. And the movie is big. It's Big Daddy. It sucked cock. Big Daddy with a penguin.

It was a terrible movie. But my dad like wouldn't stop talking to me about it. He was like, my dad was just like, the penguin though! I mean, they can't have a penguin! He's got chaps as penguins. Yeah, the penguins got, yeah, he was like obsessed with the penguin. I'm like, yeah, and I'm like, yeah, they put a camera on a penguin and it walked around and stuff. Was it a train? they put a camera on a penguin and it walked around and stuff.

Was it a train? Your dad's never seen a penguin. It was like a train penguin, I guess, but like, it just really warmed his heart and I thought the movie sucked shit. I saw your dad at that bar. We keep seeing your dad at that. Oh, I ran into him all over town.

My dad's like a townie. He's a silver like townie. We're at Junk Star Cowboy and he's telling us his goal is to get every funny cocktail they have on the menu. He's like, I'm working through it, so I'm on the eighth one now. He's working through the menu. He gets a different drink every time he goes to the bar.

My dad walks in, he has these weird sunglasses. Like the Django ones. He looks like he's in the Wild Wild West. He looks awesome, honestly. I've never seen him happier, to be honest. He was really in a great mood. He's in a great mood when he sees me dad. I've never seen him happier to be honest He was really in a great mood He's in a great mood when he sees when he sees me and you guys around he seemed cool I was looking for you then he'll then I'll see him the next day

And he's like a real weird cocksucker, and I'm like what the fuck happened last night. We were we I thought we were Bro, I thought we were boys Next day is like a freak and I'm like, alright, can I just like leave? Your dad's doing like banshees of Inisheer into you. Yeah! I don't want to be friends with you anymore. Don't you want to be my son anymore? You're boring.

I rode up with him about Soderbergh for about 20 minutes. I will say, the first time he fully remembered who I am. You knew your name? That's huge. I was so nervous he wasn't going to remember your name you were nervous about David, too And then David chose it was like oh David. Okay good. Yeah, he was a kicks in sometimes Yeah, but yeah a lot of times he'll act like he has no clue who any of my friends are yeah That was good. It's good saying fun hang I enjoyed him

I'd like talking my favorite part was when he would go to the bathroom and and he would probably throw in about $80,000 on Robin Hood. He goes to the bathroom, he just throws his wallet into the toilet. He goes into the bathroom and he says that a 10 person Vietnamese family can live with him. He goes on Verbo and he goes, yeah, it's free. Stay with me. You can sleep in my son's bed.

That's so funny. Yeah, no, I've been seeing him around town. I went to the Swatch the Lakers game and he just walked right in. I had a feeling he would, that's his bar. That is his bar. He loves that place. We got me our bar too. I love that place though.

Also, it's kind of my preferred spot. Which one? Drugstore Cafe. Oh yeah, same, same. Yeah. The 33 taps, we still have to support. They need a pool table. So also it's kind of my preferred spot. Yeah, I like it too. Which one? Drugstore Cowboy. Oh yeah, same, same. Yeah. The 32 taps we still have to support. They need a pool table.

They need a pool table and they need better food. They need to up their food menu. Wait, what? We love their food. I love their quesadilla, but it's kind of getting boring. The food at Drugstore Cowboy is like really good. They serve like Italian. The chili was bomb.

Good chili. Their spaghetti, wow. That pesto pasta is so fucking good. I know. Damn. I know. I know. I know. Oh 60 minutes. Well I can't wait to go there later. So Shannon Sharp was on a little livestream. He went back home and he's doing his show still and he like screamed at somebody in the corner.

I only heard from two teams. Guess what the two teams called me over to say, what's your phone number, where you gonna be? Who that? Shut the fuck up Whoa, what is he in prison is he doing his show from prison? Cuz you like to think is he doing that to try to be funny, but that seemed legit. Yeah was he responding? I want to give the car bill to say what what's your phone number? Where you gonna be who that? Shut the fuck up Yeah, he's guilty somebody I bet it's a worker of his dog

No, I think up. I'm starting. I was looking behind him. I'm starting to think Shannon Sharp has... ...raped the shit out of me. A lot of women. Yeah. That was darkness. That was... that was... ...easy. Snapped!

Yeah, one more time. Look how nice he looks right there. A closed mouth yell is also horrifying. They call me over to say, What's your phone number? Where you gonna be? Who dat? Shut the fuck up!

Gritted teeth. That's... that's an employee or a friend of his. I'll just say what what's your phone number where you gonna be who that? Shut the fuck off Gritted teeth that's that's an employer a friend of his who's like you know that I'm doing a big interview right now Let's just fuck up. They got scared That's his lawyer that's his lawyer lawyer walked in That's the whole clip. Yeah that's it. Damn. His lawyer walked in and he's like, you're looking at life. He goes, shut the fuck up. He goes, GOAT JAMES IS GONNA WIN THIS SERIES. I'll wait until you two.

I'll wait until you two motherfucker. I'll wait until Ron James. Yeah I mean, isn't like Ocho Cinco also, he's gotten some allegations against him right? Sure I guess. Yeah, probably the best look to collab with Ocho I don't know if Ocho's gotten that I think Ocho's okay. I think he like beat the shit out of some lady Oh, it's that's come on It's okay

Water to the brain. I don't know in that world. There's like tons of everyone keeps working. Yeah in the sports world. Yeah Yeah, I mean they canceled majors over nothing In the sports world. Yeah. Yeah. I mean they canceled majors over nothing By the way majors magazine dreams with majors and I recommend everyone to see it. It's a top-tier Psychopath performance. I gotta see it is a top it is in the it is in the the history books in my opinion I was I was completely Just drawn to it. It's like a Patrick Bateman, taxi driver, nightcrawler level, autistic psychopath, unraveling in front of you.

I saw it. Building up to a mass murder. And for the next like three days. Oh you saw it? I saw it first and then for the next three days I'd see Devon and go like, have you seen it? And he'd go, no. Next day I'd go, Devon, did you watch it?

He goes, no. I go, you gotta watch iton, did you watch it? He goes, no. I go, you gotta watch it, Melco bought it for us. And then like. No, it's on the thing? Yeah, it's on the thing. Oh, okay, okay, okay. But Devon finally watches it. No, it's like one of the most compelling characters

that I've seen in years. I was completely entranced. Yes, same. It was fucking fantastic, actually. It ends pretty badly, but like, for an hour and 45 minutes. You're watching an absolute Psycho yeah, if they want to see rules in it my favorite bit of all time right now is Joey just going Captain America brave new world 43% and Rot Tomatoes 3599 not bad deal

Do the people know we're talking about and so I'll tell it and listen, I'm Melka, if you're listening, I've messaged you about this personally and you said it was fine. But so a listener of the show hit me up, it was like, hey, by the way, you guys like movies. I have this account on Fandango. Here's my username and my password. I got 8,000 movies. I got every single movie on this. I've got some special like credit.

Like I have like somebody, I got like some way on this I've got some special like credit like I have like somebody I got like some way to get every movie So we logged in and then we realized that it would let us buy every movie and for some reason it's like 33 bucks But really the worst movies ever made you do it intentionally to you started to it as they could 3% on rotten tomatoes 3599 not a bad deal the new the new Captain America doesn't even have Captain America in it 40 bucks But but at some points I when I realized because it said this

You know chargers going to this card ending in these four digits it is an American Express I imagine it's an American Express it's an old man somewhere who's gonna in a year or two be furious about what all these charges are or really happy about the purchases I have that I hope Melco doesn't hear this and go like oh shit let me check my bank and like now we can't even use it But I message Melco. It's done wonders for my movie watching that account. I gotta log in. I've spent 500 bucks in the last two months I'm being conservative. I bet you 500 bucks on movies in the last two months, and they're all bad Well, that's well they tell that to Hollywood

I'm buying the movies that I can buy. You're looking at the ratings and going, okay. Yeah, but that's all that I can buy. I have to watch something. But yes, I messaged him and I'm like, hey, are you sure this is okay? It's saying it goes to this card ending in these digits. And he's like, if you're able to buy it,

that must mean that I have credits for it. So go ahead. So he says it's okay. I'm not quite sure he fully understands. They're credits, I says it's okay, I'm not quite sure if he fully understands. They're credits, I guess. But now it's a good deal. If he's not being hit with it, I guess it goes somewhere that we don't know or care about.

By the way, did you watch Majors on, Cam Newton has a podcast, which I didn't even know about. He was on it? Yeah, he was on it. Are you kidding me? Yep. Are they competing for who looks the most old-timey? What has suspenders and what has a new... Are you kidding me? Yep, are they competing for who looks the most old-timey?

What has betters and what has a new yeah, they both show up in a horse and carrot It just feels like every time I pants a cam noon his hat should be bigger and bigger like that Yeah, like that bit and scary movie. It's just he looks so ridiculous. Oh Man I I'm so upset being Major being canceled after watching magazine dreams. He's great. He's really great. Such a waste of talent. Did you feel like your industry friends stopped supporting you? What do you even get a hat like that?

I don't know. He has a hat with a wolf on it and it's plopped on his head. It's so deep. It's huge. It's like a top hat flatbread. It's a hard hat. It's like Doug Dibbidome. It's insane.

It's got that sets and wrinkle in it. It's a cowboy hat. Yeah, Iim. It's a hard hat. It's like Doug Dibidome. It's insane. Yeah. It's got that sets and wrinkle in it. Like it's a cowboy hat. Yeah, no, that's incredible hat. And his jacket is what? His jacket looks like a sound system. It looks like Microsoft Paint kinda. Or it's like a Nintendo?

That's incredible. It's R2D2. It's R2D2. It's not R2D2. It looks like a Nintendo. I don't know what the fuck that is. Some old contact contact some old hardware It's old hardware. Yeah, I'm not what you want to look at the worst outfit

I've ever seen my dad feel like people just at all turn their back completely on you do this whole transition of public Misfortune mm-hmm I like that public misfortune Misfortune mm-hmm. I like that public misfortune Actors so he's not a person and that's why he's fantastic in magazine dreams. He's not a human being He is whatever we're he is whatever script. He's reading. He has no person has no personality. He's completely empty I like that like the way you phrase that question. Yes, not being a woman. It's public misfortune What's his name? I was Killian

Sedgwick or something or yeah, I don't know where it's closest Killian something. Yeah, he was the ex in it Some what oh, it's a top-tier Psychopath he fucking rules in it. He's just fucking creeping the shit out of women He's he's he's he's he's fucking he's just fucking creeping the shit out of women he's he's he's he's fucking he's bashing like people's stores in that wronged his father he's like he's like driving his car into their store all right no I don't give me too much more spoilers he was about to go to run to that's what's upsetting I was really excited to see him play Dennis Rodman.

You're supposed to do that, that got cancelled. Whole career just gone. He's so talented that they will have to bring him back. He will work his way back. It might take a little time. And in this interview he talks about him and Michael B. Jordan still being very tight. Talking about Michael B.? Mike B.?

Mike B.? Mike B? Mike B? Shit. So you put Michael Jordan on. So you, like, were responsible for Michael Jordan. Mike B, you talking about? It's an incredible interview. I had my schoolmates, you know.

So I went to, I went to, I went to the Yale School of Drama, right? Pretty, pretty, pretty cool school for, if you want to be an actor. Or if you want to be anything, really, is Yale, right? Pretty cool school for if you wanna be an actor. Or if you wanna be anything, really, it's Yale, right? For sure, yeah. Yale's stamp of approval is global. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, that hurt. I spent three years with y'all and then now it's,

now I'm hearing things I never heard. From Yale? Was he expecting Yale to have some sort of racial harmony after hearing that their one black guy that went there was accused of like beating a white woman? They're like, we barely let you in. They're like, are you kidding me, buddy? The Dean is like, what did I tell you guys about blacks? Yale was like, we thought you were O.J. Black!

The Dean was coming into every production closed mouth screaming like Shannon Sharpe Mike now I'm like that can't be I was there had to happen. Yeah, I mean so that hurt I mean, I won't I won't go into it, but we're gonna touch it Yeah, I mean like like like we have we have to to right yes kind of Denzel vibe and I just want to like yeah but Denzel's way more so much more charisma yeah I think he's very charismatic but Denzel's way cooler yeah yeah feel he's a nerd about me yeah in the past or even currently it is It is valid. He's got like autism charisma. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Valid in a way that you now know.

You're right! It's the bit! It got bigger! Every time you look at it! He looks so insane. Imagine pouring your heart out to this. He looks like he plays checkers on his pants. It's like black Tard Ferguson.

It's like the black Boba Duke. It's unbelievable. Ha ha ha. That is like a wide brim hat that was made into a baseball hat. Yeah, it's a special. It's custom for sure. It's custom made.

Yeah, it's custom made. Make this stance prior to this actually coming up. I think what I'm saying is like, Everyone has an experience. He's smoking his cigar too. I'm not in your experience. However you feel, I'm sure you feel that that's true and honest and you're going to behave according to that. Same way I do.

Same way I go, no, but this is how I feel. This is what I know and this is how I feel. It's valid. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's the hard part, trying to negotiate what you think is valid and what I think is valid, and that's trying to come together. I feel like we've cut enough of this. I don't know if it's going to be... Yeah, I mean, he's saying a very smart thing. I love him. He's smart, but it's like, I don't know.

True. Of course. What can we do with this? We're supposed to be buddies. As far as energy friends. I love it. I'm going to watch it at home, but I used to know what we do with this. So if you buddies I'm in trance. I love it. I'm gonna watch at home I used to know what to do with the odd sometimes we end too early and who knows he could at one moment Is there a spike he could go? Of course, I beat the bitch And then I'll get lit up and I'll take the risk, of course, I beat the bitch she didn't like my tin cup Of course I beat the bitch. She didn't like my tin cup.

My cup was full. So then I had to hit her. She overflowed the cup, Cam. She spilled the cup. So she paid the price. She paid the price, Cam. It's just so funny to have a guy interviewing you like he's like David Frost

but he's dressed like Cam Newton. It's so funny to have a guy interview you like he's like David Frost, but he's dressed like Cam Newton It's unbelievable. He's dressed like R2-D2 with a giant top hat flat brim on with like a wolf on it And he's like he's like so what were you thinking at that time? Give me a woodward nursing question We got to get out of this though, it's not gonna get better I know We gotta get out of this though. It's not gonna get better right now. Oh you wanna do my 10 second treat? Oh he's been doing everything. I wasn't an angry black man. We gotta watch that actually. He's been all over. The angry black man wasn't

real. He goes, is Barack Obama an angry black man? Cause I am the same as Barack Obama. Was Martin Luther King Jr. an angry black man? Because I'm the same as Martin Luther King Jr. Is Shannon Sharp an angry black man? Is Shannon Sharp... well, okay. Okay. Yeah, he actually is. Was Fred Hampton an angry black man?

Okay. Okay. What was... But that's what's being said. But when I went into myself, right, in those conversations... Was Mike Tyson an angry black man? Was the DC sniper an angry black man? No, he was autistic.

That'd be so cool if Jonathan Majors like, he like decks out his like, his like, coup de ville and he starts like sniping whites. I think that's his next move dude, he should just start sniping people. Remember when we were in Austin, I did have a very insane hangover thought. I was like looking out the window in our hotel

and I was like, you know what, the DC sniper probably had the most fun out of every mass killer, right? Yeah. I was like looking at this and I'm like, it would be nice to blow her head clean off, wouldn't that be great? Well, he was unfindable.

Just an ant on the street. Yeah, you're killing ants. You don't feel anything. I'm so satisfied. And he's with his son son they're running around having Their bonding and he's essentially like a surrogate father. What was he telling his nephew? What if that all like this is for like Allah they were Muslims. I believe they were like hey listen We got it. This is for God. Oh that rock. I believe he was just trying to bond

Yeah, he was like I don't know how to throw a frisbee, but I I can snipe But I can't blow that yoga lady's head off. Looked down and said, OK, OK, angry black man? No, no, no. But Jay, are you angry? Are you angry? And I went, yeah, there's some anger in there. But was the grim sleeper in their emotions?

I was in. I was. When he was fucking those girls with that screwdriver. Black man. And then so you began to. I was fucking those girls with that screwdriver black man It and so you began to this is a very unsettling guy this is this is incredible the way he speaks is so Weird how you doing bro? Peace? That's why he's such a good actor. Yeah, some good strikes. He never stops acting. I'm the nun man right Alright, Joey's right absolutely nothing for the course of an hour yeah cuz he's nuts yeah and that's a magazine dream brother magazine dream brother second treat young brothers and sisters oh yeah what's

going on what about John's buddy Kim can we end on the 10 second tree is that with the time to do that plenty of time oh yeah what is funny it's what are you also it's a new end on the 10 second tree? Is that the time to do that? We have plenty of time. Oh yeah, what is this? What are you? Oh, so it's a new segment called the 10 second tree. So Connor actually invented this where he would start sending like, or he would like bring little videos,

really fast, very funny videos. They were like nothing like, just like a quick 10 second treat. So I just found one and I thought, I'm gonna call this the 10 second tree. And then we, now all of us could do 10 second treats so your next short fast video will call it a ten second tree What is your 10 second tree also, they're always surprises you can't describe

Joy's inventing a board game over here The chocolate mountain my only request My only request that might 10 second treat is you do full screen on this okay? We'll send it have you sent it yeah, I did yeah, I texted it which one is it It's you had it open in a tab you honor it was a Twitter somewhere It was a Twitter link Good click through all your Twitter's you have click through all your take it stolen the messages Don't put it up yet no spoilers

No spoilers hmm Oh the the the Pirates van yes, okay, so it's just a little 10-second treat. Oh there we go. Oh screen Okay, on the screen Debbie on the big TV. Okay 10 second treat here. This is a Pittsburgh Pirates van Falling out of the stand no no he jumps's docked. It's seven seconds. Shit. There he is. Is there no sound? It's just dead fish. Dead fish right up.

And he launches himself. Watch him close. He shoots himself over. Yeah, he shoots himself down. And doesn't even stiffen up or anything. He dies. He died? He died?

He died. Yeah. Yeah. I think he broke his neck. He might have lived, but he's paralyzed at. He died. He died? He died? He died. Yeah. I think he broke his nose. He might have lived, but he's paralyzed at the very least. They hate that baseball team in that town. Why would you do that?

Is he shirtless? Is he naked too? He's got 10 second treat. We watch a man die. But look at him lodge himself over, flop, doesn't even try to land. Doesn't try to land at all look at him done Satisfy your sweet tooth, Phyllis. That was, what a treat.

Are you satiated? This 10 second confectionary will really satisfy you. It's a little dessert at the end of the show. It's not over yet, we got a little, let's do my body cam. I would take off forever. Let's do my body cam. People wanna request something.

Oh yeah, I've been requesting it. Let me push, Lifa. Apparently, though, I think. Oh my God. Joey, it's all, I mean, there. He died. Yeah, Joey's I think. Oh my God. Ha ha ha. Joey, it's all, I mean, he died. He died, yeah, Joey's right. Joey's fucking dead. The guy died.

That's tragic, I wish we didn't watch that. Somebody goes, well, at least he isn't in pain then. Why'd he do that, though? Because he's a, okay. That's the worst way to go out. Pittsburgh counties are dumb. Dumb, dumb people. Yeah. Very dumb yinzers.

Yinzers. Yinzers. Why do they call them yinzers? Because they say yin. They say yalls. Y'all, very dumb yinzers the insurers the insurers by the calm the injured because they say you Y'all they say yes You know anything tonight fucking weird Yeah, I got interesting. I got in like yeah, I got an also fighting Pittsburgh at Dodger Park Well, I was I weren't dodger had they just freaked the fuck out. Hey, you told us. Yeah Why they freaked out cuz you were wearing it. So, it wasn't. I was from LA. My cousins kept introducing

me as my cousin from LA. He told us in the pod a while ago. Yeah. Yeah. I remember that. Horrible violent people. It's a violent group of people. Violent, disgusting people. Disgusting. Got a body cam, Deb. Joey, he did die. He did die. He did good. That makes the treat better. The treat. Yes that yes little candy a little eternal treat for everybody Look at it. The treat could be a woman eating a frog or you've had a bunch of treats I can't remember right now But yeah, I used to send the Connor all the disgusting like Chinese people eating like goldfish So keep those in mind next. Let me have a good one. Just put it in a note and bring it

I'm no longer. I'm just gonna we're gonna start a private group chat on Instagram And it's just be full of ten seconds. I probably get some ten-second Into a note Wait Devon how would I press again which one cuz I always get this one now put it on screen for us Devon that one, right? That one right? That's all I was impressed Now you're nice and go bud leave be gone smartass Get out of here learn to walk Axe police you guys ready? Yeah, I am all right Connor

Fuck you Scumbag I was looking for ten second treats. I'm sorry. Let's let's maybe save for the pager by the way Cormier glove We got a Daniel Cormier glove, so we've so we got What is this, Chail? Can I put them both on? Yeah, yeah. I think they're both, they're all left handed, I believe.

Eventually Joey's gonna buy a... Nick Diaz, Chail, Daniel Cormier. He's buying a GSP Octagon next, and we're just gonna start doing the podcast. That's a small one, dude. I mean, it fits me. That's large and XL. That's large slash XL, that's what it says.

You got tiny little baby hands. guys you got like hobbit hands So, I don't know why that happen why they do that you ready Yeah, this does feel nice driver for a simple speeding violation but so this lady just warn you guys this lady Talks to cops in a way that if she wasn't like a half black liberal chick, if she was like an old white guy, I'd be like, this is great. But for some reason, it just doesn't fit. Anger management issues insists the officer has no right to ticket her because she parked before he activated his lights.

Then things get even stranger when she accuses the officer himself of committing a traffic violation. Hello? I'm on the phone with your police department right now. You can't pull me over with my car though. Yeah, I can, because I got you speeding before you were stopped. So Actually, I got you speeding.

You should have had your lights on. You can't have your lights on and pull me over after. You have a cop right here, trying to pull me over with my car, and I'm in a parked out parking spot. That's enabling. I don't feel comfortable. I don't feel safe, and I want him away from my car. 99.89. Do you mind coming to my stop? That's enabling. I don't feel comfortable. I don't feel safe and I want him away from my father. 99.89.

Do you mind coming to my stop? That's him calling me. That's your little friend. Go get him. Go get his sergeant. I want his sergeant here now. He's on his way. I know that I've been in a parking spot and some f***ing guy thought that you could do

something here. F***ing f***ing s***. When the f*** is is he gonna get here? What is she waiting for? So she got caught speeding. She pulled over and parked her car. She's telling the cop he can't pull her over because her car is parked.

He's also accusing the cop of having some kind of a police light violation on his car. That he didn't turn his lights on. So she called the cops on him. And she's saying, you're the one going to jail Okay, that rules. Yeah, I'm here. Wow. Yeah Now what is it GTA I Got some white privilege signing

I got some white privilege signing something like she's white red. She's half black Yeah, she's a wife for sure. That's it. You trigger a nice face friends down the street. Oh No, I she gets arrested a second video mom shows up and she's like There we go Negative I'm waiting for my sergeant another unit. She's a high rate Is triggering She's But then they do a fantastic trick on her at the end. Get the f*** away from my car! Okay, as soon as I have that identification, we'll write you a citation, we'll be out of here. She throws her ID across the floor. Go f***ing fetch it, you f***ing dog!

Go fetch it, you f***ing dog! If she was a man, she would have been blown away by now. They would have had their guns drawn on him when he got out of the car. Wow, she threw her ID. Anyone picked it up? Oh, they're steaming. I'm down with it before. You can just disconnect with her.

We're here. I don't think they're letting her stay in the car. Yes, she's the town fool. She's just gonna keep yelling at you. It's the damn town fool. Here, get over to that phone. So, pause real quick. She fought, the cops, they finish up

with that De the of air ticket And then one of the could the sergeant leaves without putting his blinker on so she thinks she can cite him and follows him back This is a ration falls him back to the police station and proceeds to lose her fucking mind Little citizens arrest action and I'm gonna fool her god bless Entering a mental asylum She's in her car just Fire away from that stop back. She keeps calling 911 She threatened she threatened to run us over she threatened to shoot us Yeah, I just don't want to fight with her in the car. The problem is she's just kind of hot Yeah, we can't anything about it

If we can get her out if she can get out on her own if we can get her out Let me I'll deputize her and then we can deal with it if she wants to arrest me Kind of a kind of a dream might get handcuffed by this harley actually so I'll let her do whatever she wants to me Would you like to talk to him? Yeah I f***ing want to get the f*** over here now! Well he's not going to come over there with you She's wild Crazy She's a scender of Syria or something

Talk to him Her tears are making her cheeks shiny and hot I think she just has that glow She's glowing. That's really you think to her. Yeah. She does she uses super goop You say yeah, am I retarded am I being stuttering? He'll talk with you on the sidewalk Why the fuck do I need to get on a sidewalk? I'm gonna come in my pants Zoe Kravitz, please calm down

Oh I give you ten! Nine! Eight! Oh, she's driving? Why would they let her stay in the car that long? Because they're going to treat her. Because she's a dumb lady. When did I say that? When you believe it, you didn't use it! Ma'am, are you single? And then you thought to start f***ing using it! You know you didn't use it!

Do you like pasta? Go ahead. I used my single method. You didn't use it No, you didn't Buddy did it both of you fucking did it Mmm, you can believe that she's making some good points. You can believe that, you can believe whatever you want. I love you. Are you trying to hold hands? Oh, sorry, no. It's like they got like a buy one, take one home at Olive Garden right now.

Because I'm not the greatest cook, but I can make a beef Wellington. My French tastes pretty good. She rocks. No, you didn't! Jalen, would you like to file a complaint? This is where the trick begins. You can head to the lobby and we have the paperwork for you She fell for it!

She falls for it! It's crazy what the sinister They're like wolves And she's a little BPD sheep Yeah Are they at the station? Oh they're at the station She's an idiot

She pulled into the police station And then they like do you want to follow? She pulled into the police station, okay? Then they go do you want to file complete come inside and file a complaint good good. This is where it happened That was pretty smart Get her in the annex and it's law Uh oh! You broke his fucking ass! You broke his fucking ass! Oh wow! This fucking broken ass!

She's like six feet tall. I want to be home! My hand is broken! They're doing doggy on her right now. What if this was like Evelyn's origin story? You have touched my broken ass! She was a beautiful woman! You have touched my broken ass!

Years of burning and it'll do it to you. I will fucking kill you. Watch your mouth, she's sweaty. You're touching my face. A bunch of women show up and start barking at the cops like dogs. Woo hoo! They go, she's wet, she's wet as hell.

There's no fucking way. I think I made her wet, guys. Mm. Wow. I can really see why you're all fucking white. I'm white, yeah. She drunk or on drugs. Wow She drunk her on drugs no she's got mental issues. Yeah, actually I would not be surprised you stone-cold-silver Yeah, they're gonna repo her car Just Yeah, they're gonna read power car Okay, okay, okay guys we'll carry her like a baby, okay actually ma'am I'm gonna take it so to dealership We're gonna buy you a new car. I love you man. Give her that old jalopy

Carrying her that's oh, yeah Man, get rid of that old jalopy. Oh, they're literally carrying her. That's hot. I'm carrying you right to Longo Toyota. Put her in the bank bus. I mean the ambulance. What do you say I buy you a new phone in Jamaica? A little vacation. They're talking and he's like I don't know if you mentioned it but are you into BDSM or is it just... Okay I'll give you your phone but I I'm gonna put my number in it first I know you had

She spits on the cops and they spit and ask her which is the cop goes He's like you put in my coffee, please? Spithood's kind of horrific. Put her in the spithood. Now I'm feeling that for her. No, let her ride. Listen to these sounds. Yes. Man, she is severely mentally ill.

Oh, she is severely mentally massage It's a damn foot rub common a foot rub take her shoes and socks off and just give her a foot she hasn't been laid I think she needs a good a wiener ring. That's all she That's hot Oh, that's hot. She's like, yeah. It is, it is. Look at that vascular hot long neck. Oh my God.

That is, I will memorize the veins in your neck, you BPD psycho. You sexy blue hair in you. I know where to lick. I will lick up and down those veins as you scream, you BPD psychopath Yo woman with mental illness have the best pussy. There's not a single dick she sucked that she didn't bite off Hey Ellie from the last of us is the cop right above her I

Can't stop it. She has a series of these arrests. Oh, yeah, there's a second one where she gets in a fight with her Her black stud she's dated. I if we don't watch it on page. I'm gonna we have to watch just for fun maybe I'll take it to the jack-jack and I'm clocking that crazy like stop her to the city I want my fucking phone! Lucky. She totally, By the way, these people always, they always want their phone so they could call the police. Yeah.

When they're being arrested. Like we're already here. We hate you. You know what's crazy is I think she just got off of this like basically scot-free. Yeah, because they reflect. I think she just got off of this like basically Scott Free. Yeah, because there's like, she's. I think all charges were dropped on her. She's not, it's just crazy.

Yeah, mental health stuff, you get, yeah, it's like, if you don't, she's not. Clean and sanity. No bruise. In her system, not drinking and driving. Well it's like, if you act like this in society and you can get off Scott Free just being this mentally ill, they should have like a special little camp they put you in. Spitting on them is assault. Yeah, with like a seven alone. Oh, yeah, but I think a doctor if a doctor clears you like that was a mental health fitness

She's back on pills. We clear. Okay, the doctor better be back on pills Whoever her doctor is he goes she cleared me out clear her She no, I'm clear I mean she's clear she's I'm clear I'm clean down there the tubes are empty She says you want to stab somebody somebody They're running me over and fucking they hit me with a truck bitch I love you. Hit me! No I want my phone now! I'm at the hospital.

Someone take me to the hospital! What are they allowed to, I don't know what is your note. She grabs her phone and she posts a picture of the sunset on Instagram. Which is like when you finally find yourself. She goes OKAY HAVE IT BACK! TAKE IT! I'M AN INFLUENCER YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I JUST WANTED TO PUBLISH THIS POEM ON MY STORY! I'm sorry, you motherfucker! I just wanted to publish this poem on my story!

When can they start sedating that? At the hospital or can they do it at the hospital? They'll give her out of the van at the hospital. Can an ambulance do it? Maybe. I'm sure they have an ambulance. They have tranks for people going nuts. Well I can't wait to watch part two on the page. Her and Weezer are hanging out right now. Oh by the way, have you been following that? She's in court. She saw the judge at least. I saw there was body cam that we didn't watch of Weezer.

There's still body cam, no yeah. So we had a lot on the page. There's a lot of itezer. There's no body cam, no yeah. So we had a lot on the page. There's a lot of it. But a lot of it came. There is? Mm-hmm. It's good stuff. Oh man. It's like John Wick. So you know, obviously you subscribe to the page.

Weezer body cam on the page. It's the John Wick shotgun tunnel scene. That's great. I think she looks kind of innocent from what I saw. She's defending her house. Interesting development. What's with this dumb? The sweaters the sweater songs about her

All right, folks god bless you. We will see you next week, which I believe is our 200th ep. Ooh. Oh, this is 199. I think so. 200's gonna be. Two-hundo. Thank you all.

We will celebrate it next week. And you'll see what we have in store. Cormier glove. Cormier glove. Bye bye bye. Bye!