Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Dave and Buster Murdaugh

Episode Date: March 13, 2023

The zombie apocalypse is comforting, Hasbulla in Jerry Maguire, The Murdaugh Family, a pedophile gets caught in a blizzard and a new rendition of John's Gun Corner emerges  Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. You telling me when to start?

Yeah, I am. John runs the... John's Gun Corner. John's Gun Corner. John's Gun Corner has... I let it come to my head. It's kind of taken over the world. Yeah, I just... In the time you guys were arguing, I had a half of fucking giant white claws. I'm feeling it right now.

Yeah, that is a cartoonishly oversized white claw. You got the 40 white claw. I didn't know they had a big white claw. This is what, like, this is what gay gangbangers drink. On their front stoop. They're like, bruh! The old English White Claw. Yeah, it's great.

It's really tasty. I like the grapefruit. Yeah, this is what people drink this that play dice with anal beads. They're betting prep. Yeah, yeah. All right, so what do we get? I don't know.

Just some crazy things in the world, you know, as usual. This is another episode of Hatewatch, and the world just keeps giving us... We could do this show forever because the world is so shitty. There's hundreds of videos every week. This is getting better. To watch. I have people telling me, because I'm out there, my finger on the pulse. I got my fucking ear to the ground.

My ear to the grindstone, as Ben Affleck says in Good Will Haunting. Yeah. And I'm asking people, what do you like? Do you like John's Gun Corner? Some people say, I love it. It's my favorite thing ever. Some people say, never do it again and only watch stuff and react to it hmm huh and so it's just odd well what i've learned i've learned you can't listen to any of

these people because also when you're on the when you're at our level where we're like underground only known by people that are very enthusiastic about punk rock podcast underground like i've already said we're a punk rock podcast. Very punk rock, pirate radio style. We will never sell out. We'll keep making new channels, whatever. But people, when you're on the ground floor, that's when all the listeners

get to feel like they're a part of the ride, and they get to kind of, they think they can steer the ship. They're all producers. They're trying to steer the ship from the water. They're trying to mute me. And they try and get in your head. They're trying to,

no, here's, if I was the producer of that show and you go, oh, thank you, insane man, in a vacant room. Gary DeLavate, thanks a lot. Hey, thank you. Thank you.

Thanks for the advice. Thanks for the advice, guy, on dialysis, in a room full of, like, anacondas that he stole from the Everglades. Thank you, insane man. We'll listen to you. Okay, let's listen to Ganja85. It's cute.

I mean, I appreciate it, but it's, oh, nice Hasbro shirt, Joseph. Oh, thanks. Thank you. I was literally going to buy you. That's really great. My brother or his wife got me this. That kicks ass. I was going to buy you a Hasbulla cutout.

I put that up. Okay, I'm going to buy you a Hasbulla cutout. Joey, don't you think Hasbulla's getting a little... Hasbulla kicks ass. What the fuck did you just say? I'll tell you right now. Motherfucker. He's kind of becoming like...

What the fuck? Okay, he's a little tell you right now. Motherfucker. He's kind of becoming like Sopranos. What the fuck? Okay, he's a little mutant from Dagestan. He's a beautiful little mutant, and he deserves to be protected. Yeah. He's a baby. I'm with you on that. He's a cute baby.

What are you trying to say, you scumbag? He's becoming like a Sopranos meme. It's kind of becoming a little too much. It's everywhere. I'm sick of everybody every day. They post an Instagram story, and it's a little cute boy with a gun. See, he's a victim of his own success. This is otter bullshit. This is otter bullshit. He's a victim of his every day. They post an Instagram story and it's a little cute boy with a gun. See, he's a victim of his own success.

This is Otter bullshit. This is Otter bullshit. He's a victim of his own success. Otters are terrified of children. I'm more into early Hasmala. This is fucking me. I don't like when he went electric. This is typical Otter nonsense.

You like acoustic Hasmala? I like acoustic Hasmala. Like when he was at the gaslight. Do you see those pictures of him at the skydiving place? He's the cutest little fucking baby. Imagine him jumping into like Afghanistan. Hasbulla, like when he was at the gaslight. Did you see those pictures of him at the skydiving place? God, it was amazing. Imagine him jumping into Afghanistan. I had another dream about him, by the way.

What happened? You keep having dreams about Hasbulla? Any other type of dream is so stupid to talk about in any context. But I've been having recurring Hasbulla dreams for the longest time. That's great. That's interesting.

And I'm always hugging him and kissing him and rocking him. And last night, so you know how we met Mark Wahlberg? That was bullshit. Yeah, Mark Wahlberg, he met them. And Mark was crouching in front of them and shit. They had like a face-off and Mark would like challenge him to a fight. He was like, hey, hey little guy.

Hey. He's like, yeah, you think you're so tough little guy? Think you're tough, huh? You think you can stop 9-11? You did 9-11. And so in my dream, I'm hanging out at a Super Bowl party, and I'm saying, like, fuck Mark Wahlberg for how he treated Hasbulla. Yeah. And then Wahlberg walks into the party. Oh.

And I instantly become a cuck, and I go, Walt, I'm such a fan. I can't believe you met Hasbulla. Oh, no, you weren't a cat peeler for Hasbulla, dude? What the hell No no And then I became Devin When he meets a celebrity Where he's like talking shit

About Chris Pratt Non-stop But then you In real life He started talking shit About the Vietnamese And then he's in an elevator With him and he suddenly

Oh I totally turned You turn I turned in this And then Haspel came out And I just like Picked him up Rocked him Hugged him

And again I woke up I woke up missing him. There's something wrong with my brain. I didn't wear this shirt on purpose because of that. I just was hot and I had it under my thing. But no, there's something wrong with me. I think you're at breeding age. You just want a cool baby.

But how weird is it to have baby fever but for it to manifest itself as a degustating dwarf? Well, it makes total sense. The guy looks like the cutest baby of all time. He really is. He's a little angel. If they remade Jerry Maguire, Hasmullet would be the kid. Have you seen him with that sniper rifle? Hasmullet, Jerry Maguire falls in love with Hasmullet.

Oh, man. Yeah. All right, whatever. Yeah. All right. Whatever. I'm just saying it's becoming a lot. I don't want one bad word about him, but let's just move on. It's not him. It's just everybody using him for cute purposes.

Yeah, he's adorable. He's adorable. He's a cherub. Yeah. He's a Muslim cherub. I haven't seen him misused. Did you see the video of him talking about getting bullied and like fucking... Broke my fucking arm.

Oh my god, dude. How'd he get bullied? Should we watch it? He was like... Yeah. Who bullied him? Put it on. Put on Hasbro Talks About Going to School.

Dude, if anyone fucked with that kid... I would blow their brains out. It'd be horrific. That's my gun corner question for later. Well, this is like a... Get on the reels. The shorts. The shorts.

There we go. Why Hasbro got bullied in school. What was the worst part about school? What do you hate about school? What was the worst part about school? That wasn't the full thing.

That's good. They probably treated him... It's replaying now, Devin. I didn't like how the teachers and students bullied me. They probably treated him like a son. In the full video, it gets way sadder, and there's sad music playing, and then it zooms in on sad Haspel's face.

Yeah. So you picked the bad one, like always, but... Haspel is the result of generations So you picked a bad one like always, but... Haspel is like the result of like generations of just cousin marrying and shit, but... He's more... I like him.

I think he's like the new Andy Milonakis. I hate... One of the things I hate the most about that whole Haspel stuff is when Conor McGregor said that he wanted

to kick him like a football. That was really fucking funny. I'm sorry. You guys like it. Conor McGregor wanted to treat him... He said he wanted to punch wanted to treat him like Baxter from Anchorman. He punted Bazzala? That is so mean.

I mean, that was mean, but like... Why would you pick on a sweet little baby? I mean, it's McGregor. I love that guy. What a villain. He just hates... He's like, I hate all Degastatis, all attack. Little babies, all attack.

Habib's dad, whatever. By the way, John, I watch more of Fear the Walking Dead. Oh, you son of a bitch. I can't stop. Devin does this fucking thing. I'm addicted. I'm addicted to apocalyptic shit right now, dude. Shut the fuck up.

You want to know why I'm addicted to apocalyptic shit? Because we're living in it. Well, no. Also, it's because it's a guilt-free way to watch a lot of people die. There we go. That's why you're like GTA. Devin does this thing. Hold on.

You go, and then I'll make funny points. We'll start watching a TV show together, and Devin doesn't do shit all fucking day. And then I'll fucking go to work, and I'll be like, hey, I'm over here probably three times a week, right? Yeah, easy. Devin will just keep watching the show we've watched together because you know i don't i don't respect him it's bullshit because he has no attention i'll show up here i'll shut

shut the fuck up it's like watching a television show with a squirrel i'll show up i'll show up on like i'll show up like day two of the three-day weekly hang we do, and I'll be really excited to watch more of Fear of the Walking Dead. And Devin's like, I'm already on season two, episode seven. Because you're not really watching. I'm on season one, episode five. So, John, relax. I am watching. I know what's going on. I can give you a fucking play about playing that goddamn show. Okay, now hold on. Hold on. Remember

broadcasting. Remember we're broadcasting. Yeah. Joey, he does this thing where he goes what are you talking about dude like and then i go all right i'll re-watch it with you i enjoy this show i'll re-watch it with you so he comes over yesterday i put on the episodes that i've already seen but i like the show so much i'm like i'm gonna i'll re-watch it he's on his phone the entire fucking time for two straight episodes oh god yeah but I can tell you play-by-play. Usually those fucking episodes. You can multitask. You can take one in the mouth and the butt.

I did like What's-His-Face, the black dude. Yeah, you know it very well. Yeah, the black dude. Tristan, what's his name? Vincent Strand from Fear of the Walking Dead. Yeah, Strand kicks ass. And Strand kicks ass, but I don't really care. The show's good.

It's actually surprisingly good. Honestly, low-key, it gives me the nostalgia that Once Upon a Time in Hollywood gave me. They're always in LA. It is interesting. It's the Walking Dead on the West Coast in LA. It's like, what if the zombie apocalypse broke out? You drive by your apartment all the time. I do like that.

What if the zombie apocalypse broke out in Glendale? And you're like, they if the zombie apocalypse broke out in Glendale And you're like They took the Americana I would love to just have like an M60 And just like just mow down Just like a horde of Armenian zombies Yeah Right

Well okay that's your racism right there Will allow me to segue into what I was going to say That's not racist but it's more just like It's anti-human It's more just like, it's anti-human. It's more just misanthropic. We love apocalypse shows. We love zombie apocalypse shows because it's a guilt-free way.

It's a loophole in the system to show mass murder on TV. We get all outraged about mass shootings and all that shit when zombie apocalypse shows are, it's everyone happily bludgeoning their family to death over and over again. Blood's getting all over them. They're screaming.

You get to, all you got to do, you give a guy a limp and you make him want to bite you and you could fucking blow his head off and in front of your kids and everybody, every, everybody laughs. Fear of the walking dead is way less gross than walking dead. Yeah.

It's more about the people. No, no, no. It's like the, the Mert, even the zombiest even the zombies like when they like blow them away it's not like it's not as obscene exploded you know i mean but yeah no i i think it's interesting how how we're also obsessed with uh we and we also make all these shows about viruses break we love making we love watching things about what will ultimately happen to us. There will be a collapse.

We are so bored with our lives that we can't wait for the apocalypse to happen, so we have to entertain ourselves and distract ourselves with the apocalypse until it happens. That's how worthless life is. People long for the apocalypse. We love it. We're getting a slow burn apocalypse. It's not going to happen like that, but people want it to just happen and everything

explodes and everything's on fire and then we could just like get it over with. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. I, um, I used to, I remember friends used to say like, you know, like, like people used to play this game. Like, what would you do in a zombie apocalypse? Yeah.

And I was like, I probably sit on my roof. I literally played this with you so many times. I'd sit on my roof and then I'd blow my head off. Because earlier that day, I had to kill my mom. This whole idea that it would be this fun, rollicking time. I'm permanently traumatized until I kill myself. Yeah, exactly. That was the interesting thing about Fear of the Walking Dead.

It was the first time sexual abuse had been brought up in the walking dead like we went like how long do we go and how many seasons of the walking dead can you think when did sexual abuse get when that girl was almost raped by the soldiers in fear the walking dead right which is like that would be fucking insane like there was there was that scene where there's um they're they're locked up in the uh the shop and like in like the um you know the fashion district or some shit. And there's the pandemonium happening out on the street. And I was just thinking, that'd be fucking terrifying to be living in.

You just hear these horrific things. There's people screaming and shit. That's why the road is so good. Exactly. They're constantly just trying to stay one step ahead of getting raped. That was the thing in The Road that scared... The Road is one of the best books I've ever read because it makes you terrified to be a father. And there's a part in The Road where the mother is talking to the dad

and she's going do you understand that your son's gonna be raped and killed and like and i was like it just reads he's trying to convince him to kill everybody she's trying to convince him to kill the entire family and she's like and and that's the thing is they got the whole story is carried by you know the guy he's got two bullets you know yeah the road, The Road was one of the most depressing movies I've ever seen. But it is about hope. Want to know how I saw The Road? I was at another movie with my dad, and we left it, and my dad goes, oh, The Road's playing.

It's great. It's great. I think I'm very young. I'm like maybe 12. That's because you watch The Road at 12. And he brings me. You still got a black eye from Platoon. You're like, okay, let's go.

No, I still have a black eye. His dad. You're like, okay, let's go. I still have a black eye. It sounds like it was you and me, dude. I'm really tired, but okay. I'm holding a steak on my eye. Got a bag of peas. So he goes, come on, let's go. He goes, so we walk into it. It's like 10 or 15 minutes already into the movie.

God damn it. And I have no idea. Keep in mind, 15 minutes already into the movie. God damn it. Keep in mind, I think it's a movie about a fucking highway. I have no idea what I'm getting into. I sit down and the first scene I'm watching is Viggo Mortensen is telling his kid how to shoot himself in the head. Yeah, yeah. In case the cannibals come. Yeah. And that kid's a massive pussy, by the way.

I don't remember. The kid's like the gayest kid of all time. Yeah, he's only like six years old or something. I know, but he's like just a super like... Yeah, well, you like to show... Like an otter. You like to show who you really are in this show a lot. What do you mean?

I don't know. I'm kidding. I'm putting a spotlight on you. You're twisting. You're gay bashing a young kid. You're a small child. A six-year-old boy. You're sick.

Listen, I'm a sick puppy. Yeah, great movie. Road is good. Really good movie. Road is good. Really good book. Road is good. We love Cormac McCarthy here. You guys see OJ talk about Alec Murdoch? You know who Alec Murdoch is, John?

The guy who got murdered. The guy who murdered and fucking... He's a South Carolina lawyer. He killed his whole family because they were gingers. They look too much like him. What if that was their defense in the courtroom? They go, Your Honor, they didn't have souls. How can you kill somebody without a soul, Your Honor?

I rest my case. Foghorn Leghorn. It's an interesting story. The documentary on Netflix kind of stinks. You don't really, it's like, I can't believe they already

kicked a fucking documentary out. Well, that's how these things go. That's insane. They have to plan the trials for after the doc. I, everyone's involved. It's a wild story.

Like the fact that it starts, and I think it's just about the boat stuff. Yeah. Yeah. And then it's like, oh, so then, I'm like, wow,

that's already a crazy story. The corruption. And it's like, oh. So then I'm like, wow, that's already a crazy story. The corruption. And it's like, oh. And then the kid gets his brain spun out by his dad who kills the mom. Yeah. And like the maid. And why did he kill his family? For insurance money?

He wanted to make it seem like people were after him. He killed the maid because she didn't clean up the mess good enough. He's a drug addict. She was a bad maid. Bad maid. Yeah. I heard she stole his favorite pen. She found money in encyclopedia, like Todd from Breaking Bad.

But no, I talked to my mom about this because she's deep on true crime stuff. And apparently, so he killed the maid for insurance. He took, so you know that thing. He had an insurance policy on his maid? No, he had homeowner's insurance. She died on the front steps. So she tripped. Bastard brains in outside the front steps.

Took out a policy on his own homeowner's insurance. So then the homeowner's insurance said, okay, we're taking the insurance away from you because this is a huge policy. We're not going to cover you anymore. So then he got busted embezzling a ton of money and at the same time on the day that he found out that he was busted he killed his son and his wife yeah and there was a pending a gigantic pending civil suit

on the sun because of the boat crash. Right. So I think what, according to my mom at least, with the embezzlement stuff that he's facing plus the civil suit, like he couldn't survive both so he panicked and he just like if I kill my family

make it look like a murder. Yeah. They can't sue me for the boat and then I can maybe survive the embezzlement. And then he also thought this is good timing because I could claim that we've been getting a lot of threats because Paul killed a girl on a boat. Yes, yeah, exactly. It's a good, happy family.

That seems really healthy. They had a lot of love. It wasn't toxic at all. Good family fueled off Velveeta. Good family fueled off Velveeta and hate. Let's watch some clips of the... I didn't expect to get into this, but it is a wacky story.

I mean, the whole family's got ridiculous fucking Looney Tunes names. You got Buster. Buster's my favorite. Buster's a free man. He killed a gay kid? He killed a gay kid? Buster killed a gay guy.

Ooh. Yeah. Wait, so everybody kills people in this guy Yeah He's still free The whole family it's just a bunch of serial killers They all have black eyes and red hair Let's watch a second Let's watch like the trial Buster

I love anyone named Buster What if this is the Buster from Dave and Buster's? Richard Alexander Murdoch Jr. M-U-R-D-A-U-G-H. But retards go, but I go, retards call me Buster. Go by Buster. My name is Richard Alexander Murdoch, but most retards call me Buster. I apologize. Dave wants to be here, but most retards call me Buster. I apologize.

Dave wants to be here, but he can't tonight. Murda is your father sitting over here. Listen, I've talked about this before. This is an open and shut case, guys. You look at their eyes, and you can barely see any white. Look at how big his fucking black eyes are. He's got shark eyes. Yeah, exactly.

You throw them out. You don't even do the trial. You just have the bailiff come up and shoot him right in the head. If I had those eyes, I would just go like, I'd put my, take me to jail.

Cuff me right now. If I looked in the mirror, I'm like 18, I've yet to commit any crimes. But if I'm like at a party and I'm like on, like I'm on mushrooms and I go in the bathroom

and I look at my eyes and I go, Oh my God, I have black eyes. I'm going to do something. I'd walk straight to Jeff. I'd turn myself in. Certainly, I'll do something bad. You got Durst eyes? Your eyes look like black holes?

Forgot about Durst. Durst had all black eyes. Yeah, it was wild. Yeah. At defensive table? Yes, sir. Well, this was wild. Yeah. At the defensive table? Yes, sir. Well, this is like way too... It's kind of like a raggedy

and all. A little bit about yourself. Where you were born, where you were raised, where'd you go to school. What is he doing to that here? So, my name is Buster. What are you into? I live in Hilton. Multiple individuals of his family and friends. Feed room. I don't like these lawyers. hold on hold on hold on let's get the something with buster buster murdoch takes stan fox hell yeah oh and they got a black judge

good good on them oh yeah good on this guy he kind of went on too long for my taste this guy yeah he kind of went on and on he's not joe brown it's not tv i want joe brown but i mean it's a it's a 10 10 minute 12 minute drive out to alameda i would think from from the law firm joey this i liked this case though because it reminded me of some sort of weird family that could be in south dakota i thought a similar thing. It actually made me think to families that have had controversies in South Dakota. Like there are many versions of stuff like this. And it made me go like, oh, we're actually normal. But no, for sure.

I get the parallel. But in South Dakota, it's like people were killed because you go like, why did he kill Richard Johnson? And they go, he ended the happy hour early. They go, Campbell Street Cafe wasn't serving booze when they were supposed to. They didn't open it. They were supposed to start serving at 11am. I killed him, your honor, because they ran out of Woodford.

Well, South Carolina's very unpopulated. Yeah, it Carolina is very, like, unpopulated. Yeah. It's very, like, scarce. Yeah. Well, I'm saying South Carolina is a very weird place. I've been to South Carolina. I drove through South Carolina once. Yeah, what is South Carolina? How do they make...

So, North Carolina is very populated. I didn't know redheads existed in the South. Yeah, yeah. They're all descendants of the Brits. I didn't know a redhead could have a Southern accent. They're all descendants of the Brits. I didn't know a redhead could have a southern accent. They're all descendants of the English. I think that's where they all are. Is that true? I guess I'm wrong.

I always thought they were nerdy, not cool guys with southern accents. No, they could be like weirdos, man. I mean, that guy looks like some Hills Have Eyes shit anyways. Redheads are traditionally known as angry Irish drunks that are violent. Yeah. South Park made them seem like nerds and stuff, but I think in reality

they're angry Irish. There was something most redheads I know are very pissed off. Yeah. They have a bone to pick. Yeah. Unless, by the way,

this is so unfair because if that, if a really hot girl had that same hair, we'd be like, Jesus Christ, she's so exotic. Exactly.

But it's on some fucking dumpy dude. a really if the if buster murdaugh was a girl i'd have my way with him i love buster i think buster i hope buster like takes this family into the fucking 21st century was he dead buster's out no he's this is Buster's alive? He's the only one that's still alive that the dad didn't kill. But now the dad's in prison. My daddy's in prison for killing my family. And another interesting thing about this whole trial is the fact that... So his brother and his mom got killed by his dad. And all evidence points to his dad being very guilty.

Throughout this entire trial, he sits directly behind his dad in the courtroom. Supports his dad the entire time, and then testifies hugely in his dad's favor where he's giving testimony that's basically like, my dad is innocent. Yeah. Yeah. He doesn't, he's...

He's a twisted fuck. He doesn't like his brother. He goes, you know, Paul used to get all the good gifts. Paul got a PS5 before I did. He's like, yeah yeah I had red hair he was getting all the pussy he's driving boats

killing girls fucking them though too you know fuck him yeah fuck him fuck him we'd like to come in

had you ever been over there at 630 in the morning have I ever been out there at 630 in the morning have i ever been out there at 630 in the morning none of your goddamn business he doesn't recall anything overall oh really he doesn't recall shit he doesn't recall anything unless it supports his dad are there any good moments from the fucking trial i mean probably don't have them memorized i don't know you i mean every trial sucks if johnny depp and amber heard aren't in it. That was the most amazing. We were spoiled.

That was the greatest month of my life. Maybe we should just talk about if Geppetto was involved with the Murdoch. If Geppetto was with the Murdoch? Why are they... The Murdochs, they call them. Murdog. Murdog. Murdog.

Murdogs. I believe. Yeah, the Murdogs. The Murdogs. Murdogs. Dog, I believe, actually. If Geppetto was... He's driving the boat.

So, so... Geppetto drives the boat. Geppetto's behind all the... Geppetto drives the boat. Geppetto's behind every death. Somebody's, like, hidden. Geppetto put down the shotgun and he picked up the AR-15. No, like, if you zoom in on the mugshot after

the boat, you'd, like, Geppetto's in his pocket. He's just grinning. He's on his shoulder. Paul kept telling his dad, he's like, it was Geppetto! Who's Geppetto? My old Geppetto. Geppetto pushes the maid down the stairs. Geppetto's on the lam.

He's in South Carolina. She keeps vacuuming up his almonds. So he pushes her down the stairs Kills her She loves corn nuts And he gets grumpy If he doesn't get his corn nuts And then he gets rage So this is OJ talking about

Alec Murdoch He's a good person to talk on this He has a lot of experience What the fuck Well I just told a lot of experience. Oh. Oh. What the fuck? Well, I just told a buddy of mine, we were on the phone, and we were talking about this Murdoch case, and I said, well, you know. Who are his buddies? I would be his buddy in a fucking heartbeat.

Me too. I would honestly go. I do a lot of things with him. Yeah. But who do you think that is? Who is his buddy? Probably some guy that wanders around Circus Circus all day. I bet his actual buddies are people that are deep on internet message boards,

but they're rich, and they're talking to their friends. They're sports fans. Okay. And they're at country clubs, and they meet him, and they're like, this will be a funny story. If I accept to golf with OJ on this round because he doesn't have a partner, this is going to be a really funny story to tell everybody back at the country club. Right. And then they golf, and then he charms the tits off of him because he's OJ.

It's like a movie. Exactly. And he's telling great football stories and shit. And then they're like, that was fun. That is true. Yeah. And now they're just with him. And they're like, he didn't do it.

Shut up. He's such a charmer. Yeah, yeah. He charmed the head off of Nicole. He's got a way with charm. Sometimes it's with a knife. I don't know you know i think the guy might be able to uh get some reasonable that's not even he didn't even have that art made that's just blood from the crime doubt uh there but i said if the verdict comes back tomorrow he's going to be

guilty if the verdict comes back uh next week sometime that means they're probably fighting and there's probably some disagreement. OJ's like, he should have tried the glove thing. Did he not use a glove? It's a funny byproduct of the OJ trial that he came out of the thing being a legal expert

on murder trials. He actually must be an expert on murder trials. He has to be. I would hit him up if I was in trouble. Oh, God, yeah. Any ex-con that has had to deal with an elongated case is an expert. Yeah, they're like legal experts. They go in the law library.

He probably has very good insight on this, actually. We'll see about that. I was told by the lieutenant of the sheriff's department when I was incarcerated in one of my cases, and after the police officers had testified in my case, all of the sheriff's department, they ran the jail. Not the prison, but they ran the jail, and that's where I was being housed. They said, you're going home. And I said, well, how can you guys be so sure? They said, when a jury sees somebody as lying, especially police officers, they won't...

Sounds like he's watching his old trial in the background. Do you think he watches it like a highlight tape? Because he won. I was driving so damn fast in that white Bronco. He probably plays compilations. He's like, they never would have caught me if I would have kept going. He watches the drive. He watches the glove moment.

He's like, that glove was my idea. He probably watches the glove moment drunk at home, and he goes like, God damn it, I'm good. He goes, I miss you, Johnny Cochran. God damn. That was good. And like it or not, those police officers, it was pretty apparent that they were lying about stuff. Well, that seemed to be the case here with Murdoch.

The one thing that the jury must have seen is that the guy's a liar. And once the guy's a liar, you can't believe anything he says. Now, I thought as a... So he's making a good point, but he's articulating it in a very dumb way. And like a huge part of a prosecutor's

job is to establish a history of lying. And that was a huge part of this case, is that they were like, Alex Murdoch, you lied about this, did you not? This is on record. You lied about this, you lied about the embezzlement, right? And they made him say, like, yes, I lied about that.

So it is true. It's like, if you can establish somebody is untrustworthy and lying, then they're now an unreliable witness. And you throw their testimony out. I didn't watch the whole case, so I don't know. I'm not qualified to render a judgment one way or the other because I didn't watch it all. But I know the guy's a liar.

It's hard for me to think that he could have been on the stands five, six, seven days without lying, and I guess that's the way the jury saw it. This kicks ass because he said that guy's the liar. It's done. It's over now. Down goes Murdoch. I'm just saying.

I'm just saying. I'm just saying. OJ didn't even do it, dude. Well, he's calling that guy a liar to deflect off of him a little bit. You know what I mean? He didn't do it. No. It was fucking Brian Laundrie.

Yeah. It's Kohlberger. Whoever framed Kohlberger, by the way, I hope they catch that guy. Oh, yeah. What is going on with Kohlberger? I hate that.

Is his Hyundai up for sale yet? You really want that fucking Hyundai? I love that car. You're on the list to get it, right? It's historic. It'd be like the Seinfeld episode, right,

where I'm like, where they're driving, he buys John Voight's car, but I keep, people go going like, why'd you get this car? And I go, it was Brian Koberger.

Devin's hitting up every government auction in Wisconsin right now. That's, by the way, the next Patreon goal. Oh, yeah. If we hit 5,000 a month, Devin's going to get...

Or look at, try and get it. I mean, I don't think... No, I'm going to make a promise. Is it up for sale? I don't know. No, we wanted to make the Patreon goal. Is it up for sale? I don't know. No, we wanted to make the Patreon goal.

Actually, no, John, look, because I forgot about this. You talked to your friend in Africa. Don't say any names, but you talked to your friend in Africa, and you figured out how we could actually kill a chimp. Yeah, we were going to. If we get to $5,000 on the Patreon, we're going to try and kill a chimp with a grenade launcher. So here's the deal. And we're going to try and get PETA.

Hold on, hold on. We're going to try and get PETA. Hold on, hold on. We're going to try and get PETA involved, right, Joey? Yeah, so I can easily put us in a situation where we can kill a cow with an RPG. No, no, no. It needs to be a chimp. It needs to be a chimp. Don't get me wrong.

Listen. Cows are the pigeons. I'm the first guy to say that's bullshit. Nobody cares about a cow. They can kill every day by the fucking... Not with an RPG. To get a... We're going to need a couple thousand dollars.

And we need to go to kind of the Congo area. Okay. And we need to get our hands on a grenade launcher. Not that hard to find. Okay. We're going to be like... It's going to be a pretty risky kind of trip. Sure.

It's not a lot of airlines go to that area. It's a very dangerous area. Well, I'm not going. I don't go to other countries. Well, me and Joey will do it. I'm not going to be a pretty risky kind of trip. It's not a lot of airlines go to that area. It's a very dangerous area. Well, I'm not going. I don't go to other countries. Well, me and Joey will do it. I'm not going to go to Africa. I don't go to any country that I need to get like 30 shots to go to. Well, the point is, me and Joey are going to go to the DRC, the CAR.

We can go get a chimp here. Why don't we go to the LA Zoo? We go to where the chimps are and we just blow up the LA Zoo. Devin's joking right now. We're taking this very seriously. We can do it legally. We can go to the Central African Republic. I know a few people.

We can probably get our hands on a grenade launcher for probably like $300 to $500. Easy. And we'll find a chimpanzee. How much is the chimp, roughly? Chimp's going to be like. I'm sorry to interrupt. I don't know. How much you got to pay a hunter to go find it.

But I just want to talk about how big a a psychopath john is and how funny he is uh related to the wanting to kill chimps with grenade launchers um we were watching uh the walking dead last night and there's a scene where they're torturing a u.s marine and john looks up from his phone he goes hell yeah dude i'd love to torture a u.s marine jesus christ well what am i great they're all welfare. What am I... I have a few friends from South Dakota that listen to the podcast. Sure, they hate John and they think he's like a...

They do, yeah. Trainer. And by the way, maybe because they know real cowboys come from L.A. And that's a great... They're all fat boys. John always says that. But anytime they bring up the podcast, the first thing I say, by the way, is I go, it's retarded.

Please do not listen to it. And then if they insist and they keep listening, then I'll talk to them. I tell the listeners that. Of course, everyone. Every time somebody says they listen, I go like, shame me. Every time someone asks me about it, I'm like, ah, fuck. Yeah. But the ones who do listen, I got the message from one of them, and it was Brock.

Love it. Brock Lee. Love that guy. My sweet Brock. Our friend Brock. Legendary Brock. And he goes like, what's with John and these chimps?

Why does he want to kill a chimp so bad? Because it's the closest thing to murder you can do legally. That's what I said. Reasonably, if I had 200 acres and a chimp sanctuary, no one would know

what I'm doing to them. That's what I told him. And it's my revenge against society. It made things worse. I was like, he wants to kill a man. I'm not going to take ethics lessons from breast milk drinkers. But I what I told him. And it's my revenge against society. It made things worse. I was like, he wants to kill a man but he can't. I'm not going to take ethics lessons from breast milk drinkers.

Here's the thing. I don't want to just kill a chimp. I want to make it seem like the chimp did something wrong. No, I want the chimp to be innocent. Hold on. Shut your mouth. I want to make it seem like the chimp did something wrong and have some theatrics behind the kill. Like how mobsters do. You know how mobsters

like they can never just kill somebody. They have to like kind of get out there like that theater kid of them. Mobsters love acting. Like a lot. I don't know for whatever reason everyone that's a murderer needs to like practice lines and like do a little acting job before they kill the guy.

Come on we're going to the park. And you drive and you talk about the park. It's like they get to work on their acting skills while being a murderer. We take the chimp to a cornfield and we make the one chimp watch his chimp Roger get beat together. So I want to like, we take the chimp we go, we're going to take it. No, no.

We walk. I put my arm around the chimp. Blah, blah, blah. There's a bunch of bananas out here. Go down there. Go down there. There's a bevy of bananas. And the chimp goes, runs over to the bananas and I go, yeah, that's nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You'll be late to your own fucking funeral. And blow the chimp's head off. You better fucking enjoy that banana. That's how the chimp will be late to his own funeral. That's the last banana you'll ever eat, cocksucker. Enjoy the potassium in hell. And I just blow its head off.

You know, like a fun murder. John just wants to throw him in a field. I want to tie a chimp to the back of a Toyota Yaris and go 45 miles an hour down. Yeah, that's not even... I love how it always has to be a Yaris. I love Yaris's. It's because that's what the Twinkers drove. Twinkers drove a Yaris?

Twinkers drove a Kia Soul. Oh, Devin knows. I thought Devin knows Twinkers. Coburger drove that. No, Coburger drives... Please. Coburger drives a white Hyundai Elantra. Okay.

Likely a 2013, 2014 edition. Cream. Who else are we talking about? Twinkers. Twinkers. Twinkers. Oh, the gay Asian? Yeah. I thought he had a Subaru.

He drove, I believe, no, no, he drove a Toyota. I don't think it's a Yaris. I don't think they even make Yaris's anymore. Yeah, Yaris's are like the gayest car of all time. That's why. Well, it looked like a Yaris. Yaris's look like cars that you drive with your finger. Like, like, like, like, like they're hot wheels. Like you move them around. I remember there was a point. There was a point where you get a Yaris for look like cars that you drive with your finger. Like they're Hot Wheels.

Like you move them around. I remember there was a point where you get a Yaris for like seven grand, like brand new, back when I was like 22. But anyways, now it sounds like we're goofing about this chimp stuff, but actually, so if we hit 5K a month. No, let's make it like 15K. We need a chimp. Okay, we need some substantial amount of money.

The flight itself, round trip, is going to be like three grand for me and Joey to get out there. That's easy peasy. I don't want to kill a chimp on foreign grounds. I want it to be here. We'll go to jail. I want to kill a chimp at the Silver Lake Meadow. They'll lock us up in front of people.

It's not going to happen. I want to kill a chimp on election night. We simply can't do it. It front of people. It's not going to happen. I want to kill a chimp on election night. We simply can't do it. It's too risky. Well, all right. It's too risky. We'll figure it out. We'll make it here.

It's like the heat, but we're killing chimps. Okay, so I guess we'll work it out privately and come back. You guys see this? Another day in Sacramento, guys. Another day in Sacramento. Check this out. Great work, Dove. It's not me.

It's a fucking Twitter video. You okay? No, I'm not. He not giving me your baby? Look at her. No. And she's more attached to me. She's got a crow.

So she's coming. She goes, he not giving you your baby? And she goes, no. She's all pissed. And she's wearing the crow, the shirt. he not giving you your baby? And she goes, no. She's all pissed, and she's wearing the crow, the shirt. He not giving me your baby? No. And she's more attached to me than him. I'll tell you this.

I have not once fucking cheated. I do not talk to the neighbors. I barely know you. He jealous. He's following you. Is your pussy good? No. Oh. No.

No. No. No one's ever been more confident about anything. She goes, no. No. Maybe she thought she was asking, is your pussy okay? She was like, no, it's not okay. That is. That's the same thing. Is your pussy good? That's. That's the same thing. Oh, no. I thought it was a pussy good.

That's worse. No, she means, I mean, the woman. You got good pussy. Yeah. You think the white woman means, like, she thinks, she's asking, is my pussy healthy? I don't know. What the fuck? Tight.

Let's keep watching. Maybe we'll learn. She goes, no, it's tied shut. Is your pussy good? No. I haven't fucked him in months. Oh, wow. Holy shit. I haven't fucked him in months.

I'm tired of this shit. Say no, I'm cheating. I'm going for good. See you in court over Bella. Jesus. You don't give a fuck about your kid, you give a fuck about dick. What city is this?

Sacramento. Sactown, baby. That video is special. Is that the end? That's one of the best videos I've ever seen. Well, that's how you always are. You don't give a fuck about your kid, you give a fuck about dick. How do these people keep their children?

Do you think she named her Bella after the Twilight Girl? Probably. She had the crow shirt on. It's so fucked up. Crow girls are the craziest women in the world, by the way. Never met one. Have I told you guys when I went to Bruce Lee's grave, and he's buried next to Brandon Lee, who played the Crow.

Yeah. And I went there just as a goof with my friend to see Bruce Lee's grave, and there was a girl all decked out in black, gothic, black eye makeup, dressed like the crow. And just to break the ice, I was like, how'd you know Bruce? And not even realizing, Brandon Lee's right next to the grave. And she's like, oh no, I'm a Brandon Lee fan and I love the crow and I've been coming here and leaving crows at his grave, dead crows.

And each day I come back, the crow's gone. And I believe that it gained life and flew away. What if a homeless guy would just come by and eat the crow? What the? She's literally, she's littering dead birds at a grave. Yeah, in the grave. The groundskeeper. The groundskeeper.

Throwing them away. It's like vandalism. But that's a crow girl for you, and that's another one. The groundskeeper. The groundskeeper. Throwing them away. She's literally, it's like vandalism. But that's a crow girl for you, and that's another one right there. A crow girl. Yeah. Crow girls, huh? They're out there. That's a type.

Crow girls are out there. They, yeah, they have a pet snake. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Crow girls. They have tarantulas. They let them crawl on them and stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like a tarantula named after Jeffrey Dahmer.

Boondock Saints poster. That's who's a big fan of the crow. Yeah. And Bruce Lee, Brandon Lee, he killed himself with a BB gun, right? No, he got shot. I knew the guy who shot him. This would actually be a very good gun corner to ask about Brandon Lee and Alec Baldwin. By the way, okay, let's just do it.

Has somebody asked about Alec Baldwin for the gun corner? I got a bunch of Alec Baldwin ones today. We still have some time before we get into the gun corner. How much have we done right now? We've done like 40 minutes, but I don't want to do a gun corner too early. No, it's too early. I have to like piss again somehow. Go pee pee.

You guys go. All right, Johnny. Well, I just drink a lot. I'm hydrated. Hurry up, Johnny. I have to like piss again somehow Go pee pee Alright Johnny Well I just drink a lot I'm hydrated Hurry up Johnny Oh god Joey we're gonna wait for you for this Pedo Braves Blizzard to meet child Walks into game show We'll wait

Let's watch this guy While we wait for Joey I got seven kids And seven baby mamas But he's upset at the women Well yeah you know You got it I love this guy

You calling me a deadbeat Because I tell them I was being irresponsible Yet not wearing protection But I always tell These women that I got pregnant Why do you guys talk like I've had a stroke

I always like talking out the corner. Because it's cool. Because it's cool. It's crazy. I'm going to be a father to these children. And I offer to pay for the abortion. Majority of the time he's a gentleman. Either take the abortion or they'll

take a plan B. But only these seven have kept these children. So he's had like hundreds of other kids with other women that have killed the kids? He's been coming a lot. He comes a lot. But the crazy thing about it is they want me to be responsible for some children

I told them I did not want. So for some years now That's not how it works, pal. That's not. It ain't up to you, pal. I've been trying to get in contact with me access denied because i'm denied he's like fort knox yeah like he's running the pentagon access denied i don't really know why you're trying to get in contact with me i didn't told you i did not want them kids so don't expect me to be responsible

financially emotional spiritually mentally or physically with some kids i do not want and i don't give a fuck what nobody think about it you're not going to force children up on me yeah we both made the decision to lay down and have intercourse. We both was irresponsible about the decisions we made that night. Yeah, I could have pulled out, but I didn't. And I ain't care to pull out because I'm not. Because the shit felt good. Just say that. One day going to have to carry a baby for nine months.

It's the woman. In my opinion, women should be more careful on who they sleep with. Because you're going to be like one of my baby mamas trying to find me so I can financially support a kid I didn't told her or them I did not want. Another thing is these just jump offs. These are the type of women that I ain't even had to do nothing for. The bad minimum, but they gave me access to their body and they think I want to be a father to a child for one of them? Wait, I don't even have no type of love for these women. How do they expect me to love these children?

Before y'all say, oh, he irresponsible, he a deadbeat, he don't take accountability. Yeah, I do. I just don't give a fuck. You ain't going to force me. That's a funny way. I like that. That's a good loophole. Be like, I do take accountability. I just don't going to force. That's a funny way. I like that. That's a good loophole. Be like, I do take accountability.

I just don't give a fuck. They both cancel each other out. You're back at zero, bub. You're back at zero with that mentality. I'm counting for all the damn kids that I abandoned. He's like outraged that women, he can't believe women have children when you come inside them. It's beautiful. It's a beautiful, beautiful ignorance.

Let's get to this pedophile. Somebody sent me this. Thank you. I forget who you are, but thank you. Keep sending us stuff, by the way. I've been looking for stuff. If you find shit that you think would be funny for us to watch, please send it to one of us. The only problem is sometimes people send me stuff and it has

seven views and I'm like, is that your brother? Are you just wanting us to attack your brother? I've seen those too, but there's a lot of good people out there that know good stuff, but let's watch. This is Pedo Braves Blizzard to meet a child and he winds up on a game show. I mean, come on.

How we doing today? i'm doing great what's that out here it's terrible isn't it yeah it is what's your name my name is bill bill nice to meet you nice to meet you too i'm calling you better turn this music up it's the game show i'm the guy you saw the pictures of uh-huh yeah what are you doing out here today? Nothing. Just came out here. I work for the Russian army. To hide somebody? Just came out here to say hi to somebody. Yeah.

That somebody's me. Those are pictures of me as a child. That kicks ass. Man. Meet a child, huh? No, I'm not here to meet a child. Oh, you're here to meet a child. No, I'm not. Wait, wait. he does it as a game show host yeah this guy's obviously like one of the greatest comic minds of our generation

we've evolved like like we're done the pedo baiting is now becoming like fun yeah it's so casual. We just know the numbers. You can't stop what's coming. That we've just accepted it and we just make jokes. Immediately, if you don't stand here, do a little interview with us. Okay.

Okay? Does that sound fair? Fair. All right. This guy's going start, like, using the defense of, like, how can I fuck a kid? You know how small my dick is in this snow? You know how cold it is out here?

My pecker is tiny! No, I haven't. This is the first time you've ever tried to meet a child for sex. Yes. Really? Oh, jeez! Well, that's it for you! Clean as a whistle. My first time ever trying to meet a child for sex.

Three out of five of these questions correctly. We're going to call the police, okay? Okay. In 2017, Philadelphia Eagles had what record? What was their record? I have no idea. You have no idea? That's one strike.

That's one question. You got it correctly. This is an amazing show. This is phenomenal. What an amazing game show. It's the Hunger Games for pedophiles. So fucked up. Who starred in the film Titanic?

Nero DiCaprio. Thank you. That counts. I don't know the lady's name. I don't know. That's correct. He got one right. Hey, how about it?

Hey, give me a high five, man. Give me a high five. He got one of them right. He high fives the pedophile. Oh, my God. That's the greatest thing of all time. Who is this brilliant man? All right, all right.

You got to get at least two more questions correctly, or we'll be calling the cops on you today. Can you name a quarterback in NFL? Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. You're just, like, fucking with, like, William H. Macy from Fargo. He's, like, a pedophile.

All history. Joe Namophile history Joe Namath Joe Namath I'll take that I'll take that it's a way it was the name of the dog and I have no idea oh yeah didn't see up didn't see up that's two questions He's all distraught over it. He goes, you never saw it. Fuck. He goes, I'm going to go to jail for being a pedophile. You never saw it. He's kicking himself for that night that he skipped past Up on DirecTV. He goes, I knew that would come in handy one day.

Acton, two incorrect. You have to get one more correct. Come on, man. What is the age of consent in Utah? Easy. 18. Wow. He got that one right.

Maybe you rethink your life a little bit, huh? Maybe stop trying to meet children for sex, man. I wouldn't be meeting him. I was going to see how old he was, really. Yeah, no, you weren't. I was going to see how old he was. I was going to see how old he was. Yeah, right.

You're not fooling anybody. Yeah. Well, your face is going. Yeah, right. You're not fooling anybody. Yeah. Well, your face is going to be out here. You're going to be online. People are going to know. Oh, Jesus Christ. He's like a long lost member of this podcast. Is it? The game show host. Is it legal to not notify the authorities?

I don't know. There's no obligation to do that. These hunters are independent. It's sort of like if you are a bounty hunter, like Dr. Bounty Hunter, if you don't catch a criminal and take them in, that's not a crime. But if you bring them in, you get a reward. Interesting. That was great.

I don't know. That was wonderful. That was amazing. Does he have more? Maybe it's this guy. I'll watch that guy all day. Well, this guy's a comedian. That looks like him. That's great. I don't know who. That was wonderful. That was amazing. Does he have more? Maybe it's this guy, Colin. I'll watch that guy all day. Well, this guy's a comedian. That looks like him.

That's him. That looks like him, yeah. Wow. What's his name? Colin Shoemaker. I'm going to follow him right now. Oh, yeah, buddy. One of the 49 followers.

I hope that's the guy in the video. It looks like the guy in the video. Colin Shoemaker? I'm going to follow him right now. Good for you. Come to Los Angeles, Shoemaker. Yeah, guy in the video. It looks like the guy in the video. Colin Shoemaker? I'm going to follow him right now. Good for you. Come to Los Angeles, Shoemaker. Yeah, come to the pod. Want to get that other pedophile on?

Let's do the other pedo video. And then for the rest of the month and until the future, no more pedo stuff. I don't know. If we get a good one. If we get a real good one. They're funny. They are great. They are great. They are great.

So this is 22-year-old man comes to meet a 14-year-old boy but meets Tyrone instead. So these guys make another joke of it. And they make a pedophile like have to fuck a big black dude. So that's what gets you going, little 14-year-olds? You know where people go that like little 14-year-olds? You know where they go? Because Tyrone is going to be clapping them cheeks in prison. You thought you going 14 year old? Nah, you got a grown man in Vegas.

You got some pretty feet? Let me see your feet guys, hurry up. All right, here we go. There's a couch, and a guy walks in. First of all, what makes you think that guy's under 18? A 22-year-old man named Hunter came to meet who he thought was a 14-year-old boy for sex. Named Hunter. Do you want to pick up your shirt?

named Hunter. Do you want to take off your shirt? So what do you want to do? Do you want to get dominated? Yeah. Oh my God, he's going right for this shirt. Taking his shirt off. If you have a body like that, you want to show it.

Yeah, you just want to get it over with. He's like, I don't know if I'm going to seal the deal, but for sure I'm not if I keep this damn shirt on. Jesus Christ. What do we got going on here? This is creepy. Go and have a seat right now. Sit down.

This feels like a slug. What do you hear? So now a guy pretending to be like Rick from Walking Dead walks in as like a sheriff. And he thinks he's a real sheriff, right? I imagine.

Probably. He's 20 years old. He's a retard. I was having the impression that he was 18. Let me see that phone. No, he wasn't. You know that's a gosh darn lie. So let's go over these chats right now, buddy.

Bishop. Hey, cutie. Hey. Hey. Did you fuck Carl? You fucked Carl And he's not in your group He's not in your people

You wanted Carl to dominate you You fucking outside your people You asked Carl to shove a gerbil up your ass You want to be dominated by Carl? I don't want him knowing about this world. He's been through enough. Shane pops in, he's like, what? What?

This pedo's doing some gay shit, man. Can I tell you my real age? He just said, can I tell you my real age? And you said, can I tell you my real age? And you said, oh, sure. He says, I'm 14. Is that cool? You said, kind of risky. Why is it risky? Why is it risky? Because he is underage, sir.

Why are you? I made a poor decision. You made a poor decision, so you just lied to me, right? How old is the pedophile? He told me that he's 22. Okay. You thought he was 18, right? So why'd you lie to me?

That's what his Grindr profile said. But right here, he says he's 14. So knowing he's 14, what are you doing here? You talking about rimming? Right? You gonna rim him? What else were you gonna do? See, this guy has, like, no comedic timing.

Yeah, he ain't mad at it. He just put on an outfit. Shoemaker would be hilarious. Our old boy Shoemaker. You didn't? Well, that's a lie. Because I can go through all the chat logs. So you wanted him to talk to you, right?

That is what's in the chat, yes sir. So you just said you weren't going to do anything. So why are you lying to me? I don't like people trying to be funny That is what's in the chat, yes sir. So you just said you weren't going to do anything, so WHY ARE YOU LYING TO ME?! I don't like people trying to be funny at the expense of a real crime happening. Unless you're actually funny, like Colin Shubman. Then call the cops. But if you're bad at it, now it's just like, well just call the cops on the show. Right, exactly.

Because you're wasting everybody's time. Why are you lying to me? You're 22 years old here to have to the 14 year old boy doesn't bother you at all you got your shirt off you're about to go pound these cheeks in there when does the black dude come in oh wait sometimes prison jacked black dude walks out and says, I ain't here to play. And he's wearing underwear. Take care of him, Tyrone.

You got hell on your chest too, huh? Yeah, so you like rimming? I like rimming. What's going on? You like rimming? Sometimes. What did he say? Sometimes.

I love rimming. Rimming. Oh, okay. Ass licking. Ass licking. You ever had a BBCA? You know what that is? Big black. What is BBCA? Rimming. Oh, okay. Ass licking. Got it, got it, go. You ever had a BBCA? You know what that is?

Big black. What is BBCA? Big black cock. Ass? I don't know. BBCA? He's about to explain it. I thought he was saying eight.

Big black. Like eight inches. BBC. I'm sure I thought he was saying eight. You don't like BBCA? I thought he was saying eight. BBCA. Okay, well, let's keep watching. Maybe he'll reveal. He's like, you like BBCA I thought he was saying eight BBCA okay well let's keep watching maybe he'll reveal he's like you like BBC

British Broadcasting Channel you like Louis Theroux motherfucker you like Charlie Brooker you ever seen that Black Mirror episode motherfucker you ever seen Black Mirror bitch you pedo bitch no the A the A stands for big black cock in your ass sold motherfucker. You ever seen Black Mirror, bitch? You pedo bitch.

No, the A stands for Big Black Cock and Your Ass. Thank you for explaining it, Tyron. You got a grown man today. Yes, sir. 15 years of prison. You don't like little girls no more. You like men like you with hair on your chest. You look like you got pretty feet too.

Can we skip to the end of this? It's just going to be a lot of this. Here's the major issue here, and they didn't factor this in. They got a pedophile in here who wants to be dominated by a 14-year-old. Yeah, he's into the... He wants that black dude to fuck him. They just inadvertently gave him what he wants. Right, he's like, is this, am I in heaven?

Yeah. They really fucked up with this one. The pedophile thinks this is his first day in heaven. Yeah. this one the pedophile thinks this is his first day in heaven yeah they need a pedophile and a chick

he's like I must have got in a cut crash before I get what came here alright so what happens at the end John so I didn't watch

the whole video I just sent oh they make him call let's call daddy oh Jesus call his dad what's your daddy gonna Oh, Jesus. Call his dad? What's your daddy going to think of this? Oh, shit.

You don't know? He going to like it? Probably not. I don't think. He goes, my daddy hates pedophiles more than, or he hates, my daddy hates black people more than pedophiles. He goes, just please, whatever happens, don't mention that there's a black guy here. I thought. Birth giver.

Ugh, I hate this. I hate the pedophile hunter worse than the pedophile. He's being a real fucking retard. I want Shoemaker to come in and kill everybody. Can you put it on speaker? Yeah. Thank you. You paint your nails?

This guy's big fat tits and his muffin top. What are you thinking? With the nails? Women paint their nails, not men. Keeps me from biting them. Keeps you from biting the nails. Women bite their nails, not men. God, this guy sucks.

Do you understand me? Yes, sir. Dad's not even going to answer. So what are you, a man or a woman? I'm a man. The dad's voicemail's like, I know my son's a pedophile. Please stop calling me. He goes, my name is Rick Sampson with Rick Sampson Roofing.

If you want tiles, call me back during business hours. If you're calling because my son's a pedophile, please stop. He goes, enough. We've disowned him. That's between him and the law. Thank you. Act like one! Please leave your message. Daddy don't want to talk to you either?

Who else you got? You got any friends? I do not. You have zero friends. Nothing great is going to happen. Skip to the end. At the moment. Do you work with, does anybody know what you do? Anybody else know you're on Grindr? No. Well, you're about to find out.

I'm gonna come see you for sure. You gonna go see him as? If they get somebody on the phone, it might be good, but it's not. 19, 19, you down. How many can you do? Get your stuff on, hurry up. How many can you do?

Come on, beat me. 18, 19, 20. Yeah, the guy's breaking character. 21, 22, 23, 24. There's a massive amount of wasted potential. He's shaking. He's shaking right now. He just stopped. How many did he do?

Like 18 or 19. It's funny, but it's a little weird because it's like, who's to say this guy didn't actually already permanently harm the life of a child? Yeah. What do you mean? He's probably molested kids before.

If he's already molested kids, then you're just kind of using it. You're using a... That is what they're doing, no matter what. Yeah, but you're making light of pedophilia. That is what they're doing, no matter what. Even if he's never touched a kid. This is disgusting. This is a terrible... I hate everybody involved with this. We would never make light of pedophilia here.

We wouldn't. We would never kill him or something. I want Colin Shoemaker to come in and, like Jeff Ross, roast everybody up and down in a beautiful suit with a game show song playing. Jeff Ross would be good

because he knows pedophiles. Very good. Very good. Yes, yes, yes. Get your ass up! Now get this man out of my goddamn sight, man. I don't know what to do. Get your stuff.

Because Jeff Ross roasts pedophile and he's roasting himself. Very good. He's looking in a mirror. Yeah. Get your stuff now. What if he stood up after the push-up? Put your stuff on.

Hurry up. Like Spider-Man after the bite. He looked amazing. He looked amazing. You going to do this again? See, this is weird. Go get out of here. I feel molested or something.

I'm gonna need to get your... He goes, can I pee? Can I leave? Can I pee? He takes an upper decker. It's a long drive home. That would be sick if he took an upper decker and then left and they have the plates. That's it.

Alright. Yeah, that sucked. Why don't they call the actual police on these people? They gotta get a pedophiles into girls. Wow. They were just bad hunters. They're bad hunters. We could be better hunters. Maybe that's a Patreon goal. We hunt pedophiles.

We gotta be serious about these goals because the first goal was the boxing match, which I did, and it was a huge hit, and it's on the Patreon. I went down to Mexico. I had a huge fight. You just have to scroll. Sign up on Patreon and scroll down. I went down to Mexico.

You went to Jalisco and fought in a ring. And I fought a Mexican amateur that had like 100 amateur fights and was crazy. And it's on Patreon if you scroll, scroll, scroll. Just keep scrolling. But we're getting a new goal soon. Joey, do you got some questions? Oh, Gun Corner? Do the song.

Yeah, I got a ton of questions. Oh, God. People are sending me questions. Send them to Joey and Dev. You know what time of the week it is, folks. Oh, folks. Oh yeah We're back

We're back with John's Gun Corner Oh yeah It's John's Gun Corner Oh yeah He's a big man from Glendale, California Gun Corner. Oh, yeah.

He's a big man from Glendale, California with zero combat experience. Rarely holds a gun. Maybe a few times in his life. But he's ready for your questions, folks.

And he'll answer them. Doesn't own a single gun. He'll answer them quicker than a call from a 12-year-old. You got that right, Daddy. It's John's Gun Corner. Coming up on the Hate Watch Podcast. Right now! Yeah!

Okay. What do we got? What do we got? What do we got? So, welcome to John's Gun Corner, guys. Welcome back. I've got a few questions. And before we even get started, I just want to let you know we've got a gun on us. We both have guns on us.

And on my Instagram, I posted a message, a warning. Please do not post any kind of questions that call John fat or gay. Yeah. Because a lot of the questions that have been coming in have been about demeaning John. And so I said, and I haven't moderated these, but I said if any more of those come in, we're done with the bit. But so anyways,

so we should be good. Okay, here's question number one. If aliens landed on Earth here in America, which gun would you show them to let them know about us as a culture? And how far do you think you could get that gun barrel? Shove up your fat ass and still pull the trigger. I mean, what the?

A fucking 45-70 lever action, dude. Those things kick ass. I love that answer. I could probably get it. I could probably get it. I could probably get it. I don't know. I mean, like, fuck, dude. It would tear your ass up within, like, inches.

Two inches? I actually, my ass is so small, dude. I have the smallest ass. One inch? Ah, dude, I don't know. It's got a fucking sight on the front of it. It's going to rip your ass off. You're not answering. An inch, two inches, maybe.

Two inches. Yeah. Okay, and then he could also, I am a CNC machinist who makes custom parts. Yeah, maybe you should make a build out of that CNC machine. He's going to make you the fuck machine from Burn After Reading. He goes, but if you need anything full auto, just let me know and he'll make it. Whoa, whoa, buddy. Relax there.

Relax. He goes, love the pod. Joined the Patreon years ago for the sole purpose of Senior Joey. Hoping that you would go back to hang out with Chicago again. Signed, Ryan W. God, I forgot about Chicago. Chicago is a sweet little boat captain. Wait, we both have Chicagos in our life.

We have Chicago from New Orleans. He's got Chicago and fucking Tijuana. Or Baja. Cabo. Cabo. Yeah. Weird. Okay, so here is another question.

We'll do a real one. We'll do one. Hopefully this one's real. Okay, I have a concerning question, but we'll have to do a song again. Good. I'll go. All right. Oh, yeah.

The second time is so much more satisfying than the first don't you think i love this we all know you're out there listening enjoying the podcast can't get enough of it everybody's favorite segment this is john's gun corner we're talking guns. Oh yeah. Oh yeah. It's John's Gun Corner. Oh yeah. It's John's Gun Corner. Oh yeah.

We think his job is fake. I don't even believe he has to work for a living. He does it because he likes to talk to people and make it about

himself. Oh, yeah. Is this unloaded? Are we sure this is unloaded? It's unloaded. Do you have a question or do you want me to do one? I have one. Okay. And this is kind of concerning. That's unloaded. We checked. Let me, okay, next. Do you have a question or do you want me to do one? What are you doing? I have one. Okay. And this is kind of concerning.

Chris on the Patreon, hope you're okay, Chris. Yeah, Chris, what's up? He goes, hey, fellas, John's Gun Corner segment has made me laugh harder than I had in a while. This being the case,

I'd like to submit this question. Would you consider the Ruger LCP2 in.22LR viable for self-defense? No. Why? It's a fucking.22. What's wrong with a.22LR viable for self-defense? No. Why? It's a fucking.22. What's wrong with a.22? If you got a Magnum.20, I don't know if those things can take Magnum loads.

Magnum loads? What is it, a black gun? Very good, very good. Just get a fucking 9mm. Alright, another question from John. Real quick, I wanted to say why this guy's question was concerning because I said thank you for the question, and then he goes, yesterday, he goes, I actually need the gun for this coming Saturday and would really like John's input.

What's happening Saturday, Chris? That doesn't. Well, he said self-defense, buddy. Sure. He said self-defense. What is he, expecting a war? He's like sitting at home. I don't like the sound of that.

Sitting on a chair with a lit cigarette. I'm meeting a guy in a parking lot this Saturday. Very specific. This guy wants to fight and I need a Ruger 22. It doesn't sound good to me. Here is another from a fan favorite. Hey again, boys.

Hey, John. Now I got a good question. If you were in a situation in which Devin or Joey were about to die and you could only save one, who would you save and why? And then, you get to pick the weapon that's going to be used to execute

the other. I don't like this question. Which weapon and why? Cheers, Absolute Mad Men. Fire emoji, J.P. Ryder Morgan. Love J.P. He's a good guy, but that's a sick, sick question. Here's a sad thing, and I'm going to be real with you. Bears got to stick together.

Butt. Butt. Oh, no. No. I'll be fine. I'll be fine in the water. You guys will die on land. He's going to blow your brains out.

No, no, no, no. He's not going to blow my brains out. I'll jump underwater like fucking like saving Private Ryan and I'll see the bullets flying under the water Devin pays me $300 a month so you know it's like that is true I'll give you $350

I would do an Anton Chigurh coin toss and the guy who loses gets shot in the head with a shotgun what a cuck answer that was a great question sorry you just want it to be Devin anything Joey doesn't like he calls cuck answer. You really, that was a great question. Sorry. No, you just want it to be Devin. No, no. Anything Joey doesn't like, he calls cuckery.

Well, he picked me over Joey. No, he did not. That's exactly what I want. You did not, did you? Well, then do it. I don't know. I don't know. Scott's gun corner. I'm't know. This John's Gone Corner. I'm so mad. I recently started paying John so money comes first over a lifelong friendship for him.

I've known Devin for like four years long. Pause, please. Pause. He doesn't like you, Joey. He likes me better. Please pause. He'll keep me alive. Joey wouldn't have picked me up in Atlanta.

So here, I didn't have a car so now knowing that John picked Devin, I've got a different choice of questions. Then you start going to the fat retard questions. Look at you. What gun would John use to shave his head and accept he's bald? Can't say AR platform.

Maurice. Here's the deal. You can't use a gun to shave your head. We'll skip that one. If John Stick was a gun, what gun would it be and why a BB gun from Mike? That's funny.

We'll skip that one. John, as a rotund homosexual, which gun looks and best, looks and fits best on your hip from Sean? On your hip? Yeah. As a rotund homosexual. As a rotund homosexual,

I don't know, maybe a gun that doesn't have, you know, a handgun. A fucking handgun. Okay, this is actually not a gay bash or a fat bash. If Selena had a shield and a sword... A handgun. Yeah. Okay. This is actually not a gay basher or a fat basher. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If Selena had a shield and a sword... Selena, the singer?

Yeah. Interesting. She's a Latino. She had a shield, huh? If she had a shield and a sword, could she have won against her assassin? Did she get shot or stabbed to death? I forgot. She was shot by her...

I think her assistant, the head of her... If she had a ballistic shield and a sword. Yeah, I guess she could. I mean, she seemed kind of feisty. I don't know. We'll stay on the real ones. Does the G in Glock stand for gay?

Yeah. Also, does the J in John stand for gay? What? That doesn't make sense. He goes, I get my J's and G's mixed up sometimes. Signed, Trevor. We're not a repud. Hey, that guy's dyslexic or something. Okay, last one, then we'll skip back to a new song.

Don't know what this one is. If John was back in the Old West, on the native side, could he set up an ambush, ride a horse into battle, and scalp soldiers? Also, would he suck his way to the top of the tribe? Suck his way to the top of the tribe? Suck your way to the top of the tribe?

So if you embedded yourselves with... I don't know if they would respect you to go to the top of the tribe if you sucked your way to the top. You know what I mean? I don't think Native Americans like sucking. I don't think so either. They seem pretty straight.

I know you have way more experience as natives than me, but I don't think they're very homosexual. I don't think they would respect you if you sucked everyone. Could I ride in battle and scowl people? Absolutely, 100%. You'd scowl people? Oh, yeah, dude. Because you need the hair. Yeah, exactly. I need

a... right on there. You're a good sport. We like to have fun here. Kevin's gone, please. I have one more. We like to have fun here. You're a good kid. Take out please. I have one more. We like to have fun here. You're a good kid. Take out my chair. You're a good kid. You're a good kid.

Should we try a different song for the next song? Sure. Like a different music? Yeah, and then we'll do one by my last question. Like a country music instrumental or something? Oh, yeah. For like right now? Yeah.

Just for the next question. Whatever. I have to piss my fucking ass off. Do the next one. Do the next one. Let's see how this goes. Let's see what this sounds like. What's this going to sound like?

It's going to sound kind of melodic. Oh, yeah. Devin's doing a little onomatopoeias. Oh, yeah. Oh, no. Well, there's a big man coming. He's coming for me. He's coming for my ass.

He wants to pee. There's a big man coming. He's coming for me. Hold a gun to his head. He's very afraid. He doesn't know shit about guns. He doesn't know shit about guns.

He's a Glendale faggot. He's a Glendale faggot. He doesn't know shit about guns. He doesn't know shit about guns. He's an L.Aale faggot He doesn't know shit about guns He doesn't know shit about guns He's an L.A. fag He's an L.A. fag That's the chorus

Oh yeah It's John's gun corner Oh yeah John's gun corner Oh yeah He's a one trick pony Who ate his pony Cause he's fat and hungry.

Oh, my God. He had to do a fat version. Okay. He's my best friend in the world, but boy, I tell you, he's got BPD. He's got BPD. All right, I got to fucking pee.

Let's go. Okay, last question. That was very good. Yeah. Putin launches a hypersonic nuke, and we have eight minutes until destruction. I think we have 11 minutes, but yeah, keep going. How many truck drivers in that time

would Fat Retard John be able to suck off in the completion sky? Matthew Chu. By the way, I want to say, you don't have BPD. I don't know why. That word's in my head all the time. John does not have BPD. You know, I don't have BPD. Very nice of you to clear that up. Well, that's a in my head all the time. John does not have BPD. You know, I don't have BPD.

Very nice of you to clear that up. Well, that's so weird. That's a rough one. That's an odd insult. I couldn't think of a thing that rhymed. How many chakras can I suck off in 11 minutes? Yeah. Two.

That's pretty good. Yeah. That's good. Two. How many, what could he suck off? Eight minutes. How many men could he suck off that may come in 8 or 11 minutes? Okay.

Alright. You have one more question and then we'll wrap it up? That was it. God damn it. Oh my fucking God. Look at my fucking eyeballs. You got it? All right, let's go.

I'm about to shit fucking piss. I got a big fucking cock on it. You motherfucker. That's you. You got prostate cancer. It's coming to his ass. He thinks it's... He thinks it's. He thinks it's.

He thinks it's cream. He thinks it's frosting from a cake. And it eats the cum out of it. All right. All right. Let's go. Let's go. Oh, yeah.

He lives on Doritos. Oh, yeah. He has never ridden a horse or fired a gun. I rode a horse in Mexico. Continue. Okay, do one. Actually, two, really quick. Oh, my God.

I want to paint my ceiling red. What round is going to give me the best coverage slash spread? Looking for efficiency here. Only have one go at this. From Yarmul's, the master woodworker. The king Yarmul's our God. A fucking 12-gauge. 12-ules, our god. A fucking 12 gauge. 12 gauge, beautiful.

Fucking double hot. Love that last question. What's the best gun to shop for while watching a podcast with a fat gay guy talking about guns? AR-15 always. AR-15 platform from Joe H. Let's wrap up the show. Let's wrap up the show. I have to fucking piss so bad.

Yeah, right. Oh my god. Oh my to fucking piss so bad. Yeah, right. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. One more song. One more song. We hope you've enjoyed this episode of Hate Watch, folks. I know I have. I was crossing the mountains of Laredo earlier tonight.

Yeah. Looking for your boyfriend? Eating some corn dodgers. I looked across the field and I saw a big, fat gay man. He was answering questions about guns for a racist, homophobic podcast. And I said, well, I guess that's the type of world I live in. The type of world where big men

with no tactical weapon experience get to answer questions and take a living off of it. He's a fraud, folks. He's a goddamn fraud. But I love him and I love my friends here. Joey R. LeFleur on Instagram. John Batman on Instagram. Two D's. damn fraud but i love them and i love my friends here joey r lefleur on instagram john batman on instagram two d's devin james cost on instagram you listen to the hate watch podcast you learn

a thing or two you learn that aids was made up by falchi is usually through gay sex and not through needle exchanges which john has been telling us for years. Yeah. Anyway. We're about to wrap this thing up. Okay. Thank you for listening, folks. We love you.