Hate Watch with Devan Costa - D'lirious

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

The trial of Laken Riley, Spirit airlines is going bankrupt, old guys fight over election, Chris D'elia's stand up clips https://www.patreon.com/c/HateWatchPodcast

🎵 You motherfuckers, you motherfuckers. Has a woman ever been able to get sushi without getting a cream cheese thing? I haven't been able to get sushi without getting cream cheese. Women, you say, they say they wanna get sushi and you take them and they get like a cream cheese fried chicken roll. it's like a deep fried roll

They love the spicy tuna crispy rice they just get a tostada Crispy rice is great. Can't deny it's fantastic. That's always really good, but that is a chick order That's the thing. I'm getting if my lady orders it. I'm on my own I never know That's a chick order. That's a thing I'm getting if my lady orders it. I'm on my own tuition. I never, no. I'm not. I'll do crispy rice by myself. I'll do crispy rice alone, of course.

But like a baked salmon roll, that's a date. But I don't get those baked salmon rolls at places called like Crazy Rockin' Sushi. Crazy Rockin' Sushi by Elvis. There's a guy that's dancing. I'm like, baby, gimme. Baby, do you wanna play the Rockin' Sushi roll, baby? Thank you, thank you very much. I'm getting my baby, give me. Baby, you want a praise in a rockin' sushi roll, baby? Thank you, thank you very much.

I get my blues way to roll. I hate those places. There's a couple sushi places in town. Anytime I see people walk into it, I go, you should just blow your head off when you're in there. The place across from the area. Those mini-mall sushi places in the middle of the valley, it's just, just kill yourself.

Yeah, hot cheetos. But you ever see that, and like it's like 110 degree day, people walk into a mini mall sushi stop, and you're like, that's just tragic. I'd rather eat at GameStop, am I right? Hey. I have the same kind of feeling as people who like,

look forward to eating at the Costco food court. The enthusiasm behind Costco food court, I'm like, relax, this is like an necessity. Well, it used to be like, that used to be fun when you're a kid and shit, you know? It's also at least its own cuisine. It's its own unique thing. Like, no one's trying, they're not trying to be like,

hey, we make our own pizza. We're not, we didn't invent hot dogs. We had Costco hot dogs, come here, you get one for a buck. No, I get the appeal of it. I get the appeal of it. I get the appeal of it. It's its own cuisine. There's Julia Childs back there, like crafting a chicken bake.

I just talked about it on stage, but one time I saw a guy get a chicken bake and a hot dog, and then he bit the top off the chicken bake and then slid the wiener down the chicken bake. That's gross. And I think you should be able to kill that guy. What is a chicken bake? It's like a-

It's literally a loaf of bread. White guy emp I am panada basically don't tell Ben Avery's techniques like that It's a hot pocket. We should be able to kill Ben Avery No, it's it's it's like a hot pocket essentially, but it's filled with Caesar dressing and chicken and cheese. That's gross It's really disgusting. It's gross. It's a strong bully Yeah Calzone it's like white trash Calzone. The hot dogs are the light at Costco

and likewise so is the pizza for the price point. Oh, no, I'm not getting, I understand the appeal. People who are like can't wait to get to Costco, I'm like, gross. But if Costco had sushi, then if somebody went there for their sushi. I think they do. That'd be insane. That'd be insane.

Yeah, yeah. Another place where you should, if you've ever found yourself inside of it Then if somebody went there for they see she that'd be insane that'd be insane. Yeah. Yeah Another place where you should if you've ever found yourself inside of it at 3 p.m. You should blow your head off is a Waba grill And flame broiler two places if you've ever found yourself You should know you on that ocean if you've ever found yourself digging into a bowl At around 3 30 p.m. In a mini mall at a flame broiler Your life has no meaning. I Have rock and roll wabba grill sounds Yeah, yeah Oh, what? What? What? What? What? What?

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You feel really good. It takes a while to get used to how it looks, cause it looks like there's eyeballs and all sorts of worms and stuff in the bowl. And then there's like an eraser on top that looks like there's little erasers. Koreans, all the sides of Korean barbecue, when you want to just go,

get this shit off the fucking table. What is this crap? Yeah. What if that little candy thing is disgusting? Like this pink and white spiral thing? Yeah. What is that? Oh, it's fish.

It's just blended up fish into a pog. Yuck. It's a pog. It's a pog. It's a pog slammer. You can throw it on top of another pog, you win. Wow, I just thought you meant a fat ass white girl. No, I meant pogs, motherfucker, okay?

Get your head out of the gutter Okay, nothing's about pussy John. You guys ever had coke? Damn dude What if you said that my eyes rolled in the back of my head and then I forgot everything I go nothing's about pussy You're like You guys ever had Korean sushi? That's fucking bullshit. Absolutely weird and it's just it's not a kimchi There's like bubblegum in it. There's absolutely weird. And it's just, it's so- I'm tired of kimchi. There's like bubble gum in it. There's like a big, like, it's like hubba bubba.

There's hubba bubba in it. It's so creepy. It's a big, big leechoo roll. Have you ever had vegan sushi? What do they put in that? Like collard greens? With fish replacements, like fake fish in it. It was, I actually ate a vegan-

They can't even do the crab imitation. Yes. I've had I had one I've had vegan sushi twice the first time I had it They have fake fish in it and it was like eating an eraser and I did it by mistake I was like I had no idea was a vegan sushi I was in Hong Kong and I went to a sushi place and they gave me fish alternatives Like it was disgusting But then I went to a vegan sushi place in Michigan and the guy would bake tomatoes and see and kelp oil And it tasted fishy and it was actually really fucking good. And I was like, ooh

Why don't you just one of those fucking retards get over their horse shit? We're gonna kill animals Oh bullshit, you're never gonna stop the animal death. Also of all things to like replicate flavor of not fish, dude Yeah, the only thing she tastes like fish is fish Like flavor of not fish dude. Yeah, the only thing she tastes like fish is fish That's fucking disgusting ever felt bad for I guess maybe like a big Dolphin or like a whale or shark a dolphin or whale sharks. I've had a little dolphin those old videos like Dolphin they serve dolphin all the time In Florida they used to serve it all the time. Huh? Where? In Florida, they used to serve dolphin. Why were you in Florida?

Wait, isn't it highly, it's highly, wait, what is going on with you? You don't eat dolphin, that's illegal. It's illegal. It used to be legal in Florida. What part of the dolphin did you eat? When did dolphin? I didn't ask about what part it was,

but it was like dolphin meat on a menu in Florida, when I would say 1997. So you were a lad, you were like a young boy. I was a little kid, yeah, yeah, yeah. You were like what, nine? No, it's not legal to eat dolphin meat in the United States. In 1999, a US administrative logic. Fucking nailed that cocksucker.

You fucking did it. Find those involved in illegally transporting dolphins. I think you ate illegal dolphin. He ate illegal dolphin. My boy ate dolphin. It was good. Yeah, they made that a dolphin. It was good It's really horrible for you apparently that's why the whole look at his body. What do you tell him? It's horrible for him?

You're like anamorphic into a dolphin I'm gonna throw this off my fucking chest and my trap. You're like anamorphing into a dolphin. Yeah, yeah. I'm just flexing already in the camp. The Cove is a great movie about them saving those dolphins. Chappie's people are sick. Yeah, the dock, it's great. They go undercover and they set up those cameras so then they capture all those wild japs going crazy. Well, those videos of them chopping the fins off of sharks

and then just dumping them back into the ocean, I was like, whoa. There's literally a scene, there's multiple scenes in it where they capture it on footage, these old Japanese men wandering into the cove like at 4 a.m., just, it's a massacre of dolphins, just stabbing them in the head. Hold on a second, if dolphins are so fucking smart,

why do they keep going back to that cove every fucking year? They're not that smart No, there's supposed to be geniuses. They have slurs They are they got fucking slurs they are supposed to be they're like they're smart animal of sea creatures They're the ones that wear glasses Tell me why they're not teaching MIT then motherfucker. OK, I'm at that everywhere. They don't need to fucking evolve.

They just imagine if like a foods everywhere. You saw a hit checkers guy to the galaxy and now you're yes. That's what's not octopus is now those dolphins. I love it. Humans are far. That's the point. Yes, same.

Yeah, why are you coming to that fucking faggot cove? No, they're tracking them and hunting them. We're the ultimate hunters. So we've caught them. Yeah, we do. We're like the predator, dude. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, dude.

So. I don't know. Well, I'm like the predator. You're like the child predator. I couldn't find it on, no. I couldn't find the answer on Google, even though I did type in, why do dolphins keep going to the cove they get killed at?

I'm not a great Googler. Google's like, I don't know. I thought they were geniuses. You ever, you ever so like frustrated, you just want to going to the cove they get killed at? I'm not a great Googler. Google's like, I don't know, I thought they were geniuses. You ever so frustrated, you just wanna ask Google an incredibly specific question. He's like, where are my sunglasses? I'm just typing in why into Google. Yeah. Why?

Why is my dad like that? Old people love talking to Google in broken English. Yeah. Why? Why is my dad like that? Old people love talking to Google and like a broken English. Yeah. Like, like ESL students, whether today now, you just ask what's the weather. Every old guy's like, how to get to cheesecake factory. Google. They, they, old people do, they text and Google like, like yeah like a lot of immigrants Yeah, otters are sick broken English somebody made it I maybe already said this but somebody wrote a very funny comment where it was the breaking down to get Devin's googling techniques

Where they said like okay first he's on Google already, but so then on Google he types Google into the search race, but he mistypes Google so he spells it Gool and then it says you mean this and I got it Then it says do you mean Google and then he goes there and that finally? Okay, you guys want to know real quick why half the time? I've done it where I just type it in up top It says no internet and then I have to re go back. Oh cuz you're taxed it all right blame it on that I will also who gives a shit. It's a fucking, it's a cute thing at this point.

I like it, it's quirky. I find it, I'm a quirk meister. It's cute. Yeah, you're like a mom who scrolls on her phone with her index finger. Exactly. That's what this is. It's cute.

I find it all cute personally. I'm just saying what the people are saying. I'm a cutie pie and these people can suck my ass. You are cute. I'm a cutie pie and these people can suck my ass What a week it's been John is that the second fuck? Yeah, it is. Oh my god. Why fucking drinking beer, brother? Fucking chugs beer. Oh, those are mine. I love I drink beer like Homer Simpson Simpson dude. It's fucking sick You know, it's making me laugh so I don't mean this is an insult But I sometimes I think about that guys that are trying to professionally do comedy and they have podcasts that no one listens to

and then John's just dominating them. So my friends, this is my French way of thinking of geniuses. He lives in an office space and forgets things all the time. What kills me is I make more money than most professional comedians. Yeah, dude. A lot of my friends would kill to be where you are

and they dedicated like 13 years to this. Those fucking rules. This is, I am, I am Devin's biggest middle finger to the comedy world. You're also just funnier. Devin created me in a lab and then, and like, I'm like Bane. You've been funny way before the pot To your horn too much

Yeah, you're funnier than basically every comedian that I've ever met well What killed me is I never really I knew you guys when you're starting out comedy and all this stuff But like I didn't really know Comedian I mean I haven't been to a stand-up show till you came back Yeah, you know what I mean, and I'm meeting like a lot more comedians I'm like I I'm kind of I'm kind of a dunce, but I went to these things and I was like, oh, I thought these guys would be hilarious

outside of stand-up. And some of them just aren't. They're very boring offstage. Yeah, it kind of blew my mind a little bit. Yeah, me and Luke were actually talking about it today. We're like, we're just jarred by the dramatic comedians who are not situationally funny whatsoever.

Yeah. Well, it's so weird because comedy is about observation. Right. It's like observation, you don't ever stop observing. Yeah, at a certain point you kinda start realizing a lot of them have figured a little mathematical equation that they go remember. Yeah.

And then offstage they're very boring and they really just want money and fame. A lot of people are just fame hungry psychopaths. My favorite comedian. Not me though. Hate it. My favorite comedian is Gareth Pursehouse. Who uh.

Who's that? I don't remember that. He murdered a woman and then went on Kill Tony. Are you serious? Gareth Pursehouse, yeah. There's a lot of true crime docs about him on YouTube. Really? Yeah.

I know him. It's like the modern Tim Bundy when he's on a dating game. He threw a sex therapist off a balcony He was about he brought Syringe full of nicotine. He was gonna inject her with a lethal dose. Oh, you did the Nick the Nick trick. Yeah Yep Also, Connor take me chairs. Why? My so I saw why do I have to be in the one? Also Connor take me chairs. Why?

Why do I have to be in the one I can't believe your body I can't believe you do you switch that quick Connor you fucking pussy Dude, you fucking bitch Joey you would be able to fully fuck Connor in prison right now if you that same tactic dude Nah, dude, you bitch out. So you're gonna get the sinking chair now unit area that sinks Everyone's gonna take your five three on the podcast taller than Joey's. That's like I don't it's fine We're the same height, but also look right there. You're closer to the camera. So you look taller already Closer to the camera so you look taller already. But anyway. I got you guys, I wasn't done. Gareth Pursehouse, my favorite comedian.

Yeah. He killed a sex therapist. He brought a syringe of nicotine to her home. He was going to inject her with it, threw her off the balcony instead, and then he did kill Tony. I love that. No, he did kill Tony first.

He did kill Tony first. Who was the, also the lady he threw off the balcony had a famous ex-boy, Drew Carey. No, she was with Marilyn Manson. She was with- Drew Carey was her. Andrew Carey I guess, but she was with a lot of celebrities. She was a mildly famous sex therapist. God damn.

Rest in peace. Horrifying. Every sex therapist in my piece, it must be the worst thing ever. And you know what's crazy is that I watched the body cam footage a few days ago of the police showing up and they were totally gonna arrest and blame her roommate.

Until they found ring footage of Gareth running around doing his set. Was. He's like this. You think he was dragging the body to the balcony and you hear the little like red band cat meow? He's like, oh fuck, I gotta hurry up. Was her roommate a guy?

Yeah, yeah, but he was totally like panicky and it was, it felt very sincere to me, but they were totally, they, the cops were just gonna blame the first person. They was blaming the first person that calls. You can't even report it. Have you been in my office? You've been in my office.

So you know the big old window in my office and it's like a fucking 10 story fall. The only window in your office. Yeah, it was like, there was like, I had, I was on a date one time in this girl went back to my office And she kept leaning out of the window and just like looked at me went. What if I jumped right now? I was like don't do that. I was like I'm fucked But I I would then be accused yeah, I'm like other I'm they're gonna think I just threw you out of the fucking window What does I live in an office care if you died. Yeah, yeah.

But I don't want to get in trouble. I'm good John. It goes John's POV. Yeah. It was a tough one. Yeah, a lot of situations in life make you want to be like, oh shit, don't do that. Let me film this though so I don't get blamed. Sign this NDA before you fucking, it's crazy.

Yeah. It's like the Patrice joke where he's like, I don't litter. Just in case. In case I throw the can and then. Pepsi Cola rapist. What a fucking brilliant joke I didn't feel like I could kill somebody so easily with all the true crime that I've watched I would just always have an answer. I would always have an alibi. I would always have I'd have

I'd have a lookalike dressed exactly like me walking around. Mm-hmm I mean, honestly Jared Powell had the best fucking mo JP was the worst killer of all time no no if you if you and I just decided to go out and just start popping homeless Dudes no one find us it's so but he was driving his car exactly fucking idiot shooting people with a gun that he Wasn't collecting the shell casings Put it you get a hanger you get a coat hanger with a sock interesting thing because I've you guys been following the trial of Lake and Riley and Jose Ibarra?

No. No, dude. It's the illegal immigrant murder that's been taking the nation by storm that Trump and everyone mentioned in terms of the illegal immigrants killing people and whatnot. This jogger, Lake and Riley, was running around Athens, Georgia. Oh, that's one name. Her name is Lake and Riley, it's an odd name. I thought too.

Oh, I thought it was Lake and Riley. No, no, no, Lake and Riley. And... Sounds like a lawyer, like an offer. Apparently beaten and killed by this illegal immigrant guy, Jose Abara, but I've been trying to watch the case and it's hard to get a read on it because just he doesn't speak a lick of English.

So it's kind of like a literal alien is on trial. For murder. It's like a Mars attack alien. Genuinely, it's like a guy that's deaf and dumb being accused of a murder. And he has headphones on in the trial. And they're like, I sentenced you to one count of malice murder, a hundred years.

And he's just like yeah It's just doodle Bob. He's just sitting there Me I mean why me my To the formic in a weird way. I'm like you're never gonna get a fair shot cuz you don't speak in English You're just you're it's just you're it you're it. You can't you don't speak up He doesn't speak up if I was him in court. I'd be like What is stop? Yeah. I'd be like, Oh, I want to see doodle Bob on trial.

The sponge Bob, the evil sponge Bob. I didn't know that either. That was good. That was fucking good, Connor. Thanks, buddy. Here's some footage of this case. Wait. The murder case that became a flashpoint in the debate over immigration and border security in this country. A migrant in this country illegally now untried. It just looks like he's listening to us while he's in court.

That's Gerardo. Deport him to Palestine. 22 year old Georgia nursing student, Lakin Riley, and what the prosecution revealed today. I've watched hours of this trial, and I just wanted like, you wanna go in there and strangle him, and be like, fucking speak up.

Yeah. Defend yourself. You have a translator, it takes all the emotion, like you don't get any sense of anything going on. It's like a fake guy is on trial. What do you think, does he seem very guilty though? He seems guilty because he's fucking illegal immigrants. I don't know. Are there guys saying like, oh this is like falsely?

They saw a guy wearing all black, walking around, but from the footage you're like, I don't know if that's him. It looks like a pervert. What is the commentary online? Are people saying that this oh, everyone's just like fucking yeah He's very racist Take him down Yeah, he's obviously I mean he got charged today or yesterday, but

Yeah, that's the thing. I don't fucking know I mean he had a history like he fucking stole like you know with his kid from the CVS Like I mean imagine if Coburger couldn't speak English as the once again. We're talking about a puppy I know a little puppy dog. Oh you defend this. I'm saying this could be a puppy. He just don't know no Cover is the most eloquent guy in the world most charming sweetest. Oh, he might be too. We just know Cover also hasn't muttered one word he's just like I'm gonna be a sweet shy

little boy. Siento puppy. Siento perro. Tranquilo. Is siento cute? I think so, I don't know. Que lindo. Que lindo. You're good bud. I'm good at Spanish from my teammates deep brother. I really shouldn't have refused to learn Spanish just cause I hated

my teachers. That was a bad move on my part. Took three years of it, don't know a lick of this. Well, because they were always speaking a different language when they were teaching. I literally never understood how these people got jobs. I'd be like, I'm in Spanish class, you just keep speaking Spanish.

You're not even explaining to me how to attempt to speak Spanish. You're just speaking a new language. Well, my issue was everyone in my class was just Mexican kids who were like, sure, I'll take Spanish. So it's like, they're already like 10 steps ahead of me. So the teacher thinks like the pulse of the class is like, they all understand Spanish.

I'm like, you guys left me there like 10 weeks ago. I have no clue what's going on. You also have a Mexican wife and a half, half your family's not Mexican. Yeah, I have really no excuse. Somehow John speaks more Spanish than you and he's got COVID brain. He's got worms in his brain.

I'm retarded, dude. He's got office beef is coursing through his blood. They've tried to kill me. I can understand Spanish a little bit. Doubt it. I get really drunk and I can kind of understand it. I think I told you about the wedding I went to. We went to the bathroom. No, it went in the bathroom. We were talking to the bathroom tenants for like an hour and a half.

Did I talk about this on the podcast? No. I don't know. So we went to the bathroom in this like beautiful like beach wedding and there's these two like young bathroom attendants, like a boy and a girl, and we just like couldn't stop hanging out with them. So the point where I got more drinks for the bathroom,

like I took an order, I was like, what do you want? What do you guys want? I came back with like six drinks. And at one point I was like, I have to go to the bathroom. I was like, all right, cool. She wanted to go pee, she was gone for like, you know to the bathroom. I was like, all right, cool. She wanted to go pee. She was gone for like, you know, five minutes. She comes back, the girl bathroom attendant is crying,

like weeping her eyes out. And Valerie's like, what happened? I'm like, her mom died four years ago and she can't get over it. And she was like, is that really what happened? I was like, I think so. And then Valerie found out that's exactly what happened. But I am hammer drunk.

Truly, I don't speak Spanish. I understood every single word of it. I was just like, I'm locked in, dude. I've heard that from a lot of people about language stuff. I, like, I, I'm, you know, very hypocritical of me to criticize anybody, because I speak English and I don't speak one word of any other language.

But I've heard from a lot of people that speak multiple languages, that when they get drunk, they're able to speak and understand language better. So in ancient Persia, No speaking, no speaking for me. In ancient Persia when when they had a big problem They would first debate it drunk and then they would debate it sober It was a two and then they would then they would come to a conclusion. It's beautiful stuff. I like that a lot

Anyways, what's gonna happen to this filthy fucking? Country I'm not really sure what they have on them, besides being Venezuelan. Oh, that's crazy. That's what the judge goes to your Venezuelan. He goes, you're Venezuelan and stupid as hell. I don't really know what to do for anybody. Devo Sonsami from Georgia. One of the most difficult moments

in this Georgia courtroom today was when the police officer who found Lake and Riley's body took the state good riddance That's crazy Thing you've ever done. Her mom looks, you know what, I saw her mom looks the exact same. She looks dude. The Venezuelan thought it was the moonlight man.

Oh god. I have to kill this monster. If I don't kill the monster. Oh my god. She was 22. 22 years old. I think this is a tiny ass town. I used to pick up dead dogs from there all the time. I feel terrible about it. No, you stop it. Stop. Stop.

Found it. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ma'am. Ow. I need the ammets. Immediately. She's not breathing. The court was silent as they watched the black... That's the thing, they cut to him and you're like, fucking come on. You wanna snap at him? I can't tell if he is.

I have no clue. Guilty looking or if he's. He's kinda good looking. Dude, I don't know if this guy's ever been alive. He's a handsome chubby man. No he's not. He's not good looking. Look at his lips dude.

I see what you're saying, John. You know what I mean? He's kinda got smokey eyes. He's got smokey eyes. And he's got a cool stoic calm collected vibe. A little bit, I can see that. He's got a Beniso, that's a horror vibe. He's in like a little bit of a blue steel thing.

Little Fidel Castro kind of look. Imagine him going over the durian gap, destroying link chicks. Somehow has a faux hawk on trial. Oh, these guys always- They love faux hawks. Yeah, yeah, people, yeah. They always, Latino immigrants always have like, like, like dated style. They're that gorilla

What's it called? The gorilla jail? Yeah Yellow bottle. Mm-hmm. You have him trying to save her life The killing is a nursing student became a key point in the First thing goes hold on those on, those, they try, those, those. Imagine... I'm following you so far, okay. Imagine learning English throughout a trial where you get sentenced to life. They send somebody, he goes like,

Oh, wait, this is, I'm going to jail for a kid murder? I thought it was a traffic ticket. He thought it was a ticket the whole time. He thought this was about his legal, his status in the country. That's a boot the whole time. He thought this was about his legal status in the country. He goes, oh my God fuck him in the ass. That's crazy dude. Our country and he never would have been under the Trump policy. 26 year old Jose Barra, who's charged with murder, is pleading not guilty.

He's an undocumented immigrant from Venezuela. He does look like Gerardo. Trey in 2022. He looks like Gerardo. He does look like Gerardo. Hehehehe. Treon 2022. He went hunting for females. What? That's crazy. The prosecutor was like, this man was out hunting bitches.

Hahahaha. The judge was like, alright, go home. Hehehehe. Prosecutors say he was living with his brothers not far from the trails where Riley was jogging. Riley's mother was in the courtroom and broke down as she heard her dog. I feel terrible. Yes. Hello this is Clark County 911. Can anyone hear me?

When Lakin Riley. Oh she's cute dude, he bashed her skull in with a rock repeatedly. Prosecutors point to Boris's son, Riley's cell phone, and video of him throwing away clothing with her DNA. Connor! Oh, there's a video! I didn't see this! I didn't make- Devin! The whole trial should have been summed up with that! I didn't see this. I didn't make- Devin!

The whole trial should have been summed up with that. I didn't see this. Also, what are you talking about? He's fucking- he's throwing away the trash. Yeah, I don't know. He's not throwing away a body. There's like a bunch of feet in there. He's throwing away some clothes that he wore during a murder.

That's just what happens to have her hands. Joey's hiding the evidence. It's not a body. Relax. What is that evidence of besides getting a new wardrobe? Great research. They got Queer Eye to Joey. He lost his weight.

He had recently lost weight and he was getting rid of his fat clothes. Devin brought this up like, I think this guy's being wrongfully accused. He's on video dumping your body. It's made for some fun stuff. Well imagine if I came into it like, well he's obviously guilty, next.

You got lucky. You got lucky that it turned fun. You know what's crazy? I watched hours of them in court today and they never showed that. We have to wait for this ABC fucking breakdown real quick. They never showed that at all. Well yeah, they should have shown.

It's a really boring trial. That was fucking pissed off all day. Then ABC just sums it all up. On Riley's cell phone and video of him throwing away clothing with her DNA as proof of his guilt he's like that was all of it he's like just take the bus tomorrow and then I am a home with her DNA very good proof of his guilt Ibarra's lawyers are challenging the forensic. He's like that's it. He's a bootleg adidas

This is a case before a judge and not a jury if the judge I'm sorry Vicks this accused murderer could spend the rest of his life in prison. Oh, no deeply true He's gonna get fucked. You're getting fucked in the ass, Ybarra. Well the thing is, he's probably gonna go to, Georgia prisons are like 90% black. They're gonna, they can do the death penalty on him. They should. Probably. They should kill him.

They're gonna fry his ass. They should fry his ass, get him in the old smokey. That's old fish fry on him. Avin's is a great town, man. A beer battered. That's Bulldog territory. Met. Evans is a great town. That's Bulldog territory. Bulldogs, they the Bulldogs. Bulldog territory.

Bulldogs. That's the dogs that you pick up? No, no, that's the college there. It's a university of Athens. It's Bulldogs. Hang on though, wait a minute. I did pick up a bunch of dead dogs. John said he picked up a lot of dead dogs from there

and then he goes, that's Bulldogs territory. You mean Georgia Bulldogs? Yes, that's Bulldogs territory. You mean Georgia Bulldogs? Yeah, that's where Athens is. You're talking about Georgia Bull, the team. I thought you were talking about the dogs. I saw a giraffe with its head cut off in Athens, Georgia. Joey, first of all, that would be Pit Bull territory, okay? That would be, yeah.

Well, Bulldogs are a different kind. Michael Vick kind of stuff. I used to go to this place, and there was an e-cropsy lab, and I'd pull up a backup pickup truck into there, and it smelled like dead fish Like from fucking a hundred yards away, but it was dog It's dog and fucking press a red button and I back and then the door would open and then the machine from 8mm Dude, and it was a guy a big fat fucking Georgian with a big leather apron on covered in dog viscera

And then the pants sure just fucking give me a fucking bag just here's your dog we called it dog soup and it was just a bag of dog soup and I'd throw it in the back of the truck and then and then when the door opened I didn't know what I'd see sometimes I see a horse cut in half sometimes I see a giraffe with his head cut off it's fucking crazy what?

yeah where was the giraffe come from? because they're like tiger kings like you know what I mean? Oh, people. There'd be Tiger Kings. People can buy giraffes? No, there'd be Tiger Kings. There'd be like Tiger Kings in Georgia

and the giraffe would die and they'd be like, it'll donate to science. And then I'd see a giraffe with its head cut off. But they like legally own giraffes? I didn't know you could legally own a giraffe. I know. Yeah, and then I fucking. Where the fuck do you put the giraffe?

Dude, I'd have to secure my load which is crazy You know not my But there'd be blood pouring out of my truck you're driving out of my way And you know what I do the first thing after I get done with that knee Cropsey lab with a dog soup No, I go to smoothie, get a peanut butter smoothie. Well, you have to. You need a sweet little treat. It was good.

Smoothie King. Smoothie King, why is Smoothie King so popular? Smoothie King rocks, dude. Is it because it tricks the fat locals into thinking they're getting healthy? Dude, they love smoothies down there. Jamba juice. Jamba juice.

Dude, Jamba juice. It's called Jamba now. No, that's right, it's always been Jamba. Jamba is not. Dude, Jamba juice. It's called Jamba now. No. That's right. It's always been Jamba. Jamba is not as prevalent in this movie. I said Jaba juice when I first said it. That you're correcting me. Cow.

It's just called Jamba, there's no juice on it. I think they rebranded the Jamba. Just Jamba. Okay, gotcha. Cows and pigs and blood. Shit. Jaba juice is not healthy though. Are you like scatting?

You're like muttering about parts. You're muttering animal parts into the mic. Just spinal fluid, brain fluid, it's all coagulated in the same fucking area. And Devon saved me from that. Like the bottom of a rotisserie chicken that you can eat. Yeah, exactly dude. That's the worst shit of all time. I hate that shit. Why does it do that? I like that juice Why does blood coagulate? No, I just know you get a rotisserie chicken you eat it

And then the fridge you can't just leave it out. So you put it in the fridge you go back to it It's it's yellow. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. No yet like the oils get cold. They fucking Good. I don't like it. They should stop doing that. I agree. He's throwing the fucking microwave They didn't know right then spirit Airlines is going out of the bank I heard this and I can't tell if this video is fake or not because it's ridiculous It's like is it's as if it was made by Anthony Camilla Damn, no fucking way. No, you're kidding me. I'm not the one or the two. She got fucking, got it. You're not the one or the two. Let's go.

You ain't got shit to do. You ain't gonna do nothing. I didn't say my ticket. Why you keep speaking on me for nothing? Like I said, keep my fucking name out your mouth, bitch. I don't think it's fake. This short chick is fucking thick. Look at her arm.

This is real. No, this is real. And Kumia's filming me like, if one of you dies, I'm actually okay with that. You see, I'm like, fight. Fight to the death right now. I feel like this smaller chick could fuck kick her ass. Kumio's filming me like, if one of you dies, I'm actually okay with that. Fight to the death right now. I feel like this smaller chick could fuck kick her ass. Nah, she just got checked in to do shit.

No, I know, but she was like caught off balance. But now that she- She's being more passive. But I think you're right. That's right, keep watching, keep watching. No, some reason, get the fuck out of here. Fuck out of here. Fuck out of here before I slap the shit out of you. You're not gonna smash shit.

But he's way older. Drop it. Get your fucking dick up, I'm not telling you. Fuck her up. I mean, I'm dropping gonna smash shit, drop it. I'm not gonna smash shit, drop it. Drop it. Drop it. I need a drop kick in your ass. Drop kick. Imagine her drop kicking somebody.

I'm not gonna smash shit, drop it. I'm not gonna smash shit, drop it. I need a drop kick in your ass. Drop kick. Imagine her drop kick in somebody. I'm not gonna smash shit, drop it. What's up with her hairline? She's fucking crazy.

Crazy hairline. What the fuck is this? George Jefferson. George Jettison. George Jettison. Turkey Jettison Song parodies man, we've lost it That was way, that was inbounds easily. Oh yeah, I love it.

Maybe the most inbound joke of the night. Yeah, exactly. Oh yeah, we did some real bad shit earlier. They send her back to do the TSA stuff. What? Like they all, it's like the lady that checks your bag at the TSA. Mm-hmm.

Do they keep fighting or no? Yeah, yeah, it keeps going. You are! Fuck outta here! You and your raggedy ass fucking bitch. Her hair is fucking knots. Fuck outta here! Go fuck a dick!

Oh! She's got the advantage of it in a fight. You can't grab her hair. Yeah. Imagine- She's fucking whooping ass. This ends and you're staying and you go, so, is-

Is my bag overweight? Is my bag, is my bag fit? I my bag, just keep my bag fitted on the floor. So I was like under overweight, I was a little worried about it this morning. So is the, how much longer is the delay to Dallas? She looks like those dinosaurs. I said what I said. Like a mayor of Chicago.

I would have code switched so bad, I'm like, hey bitch, my bag or what? I just mapped the energy. I'm finna catch a flight motherfucker, what the fuck is going on? I wanna see that body check again if there's no more fights. What if she just looks over and goes,

how can I help you sir? These black women are crazy, how can I help you sir? She says black women are crazy. How can I help you sure she says she says black women are crazy aren't they? Hmm got big markers on her the job like Paul G. Amati hair She's in the movie sitting sideways She calls you Monty, she's in the movie sitting sideways. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Sideways with a Z at the end. Very good, we are kings here.

Comedy gods, taking it to the town week after week. All we do is win, win, win no matter what. Got money on my mind. I'm never giving up. And I need to get off my nut. Whoa. I don't even know the song goes. Win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, win, That's a collection of people. It's a collection. All you got is a pen and a pad. All I have is a pen and a pad and a pad. I miss that song. I miss it. You still haven't said it to me. I've asked so many times.

Send it to you. It should be the new intro to Jock Week actually. Just listen to the app. It's an eight minute intro. No, just like the best part of it. I'm gonna pirate it if you won't send it. Alright. Pirate it. Yeah, the best part of it the best part. We should get pirate it if you won't send it But it hold on I'm not wanted it to bitch you tried me too time. I want you to do with a third She kicks ass, dude

I would marry her something personal happened. Okay, let's just watch the body check and then move on. I have to watch the body check. The body check rocks. Go suck another dirty dick. Don't play with me. Ooh, cut! Because it cuts after she says, go suck another dirty dick. Yeah.

She must be the hoe. Oh, she got a conveyor belt too. She did. Like a clutch. She puts a sticker on her. She goes, you go on, bitch. I'm checking you on a suck a dick hairline. Air belt too She puts a sticker on her You luggage you get checked twice ho Couple There was a white dude for Kamala gets harassed at a McDonald's. Hey, it's Connor

that gets harassed at a McDonald's. Hey, it's Connor. It's a video game. So Connor, maybe you should leave. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. And I gotta say, if this video's real and this is really like just a Kamala old boomer fag guy

and a Maga old guy fighting him, the Kamala guy really, it's so poetic and it really just shines a light on the people that supported her. Yeah, I mean dude, when Libs spaz, it's the saddest thing. It's really sad, he's just sitting there getting abused. So when Libs spaz. They're both acting like children.

So when animals go wild, it's when Libs spaz. Oh good, good for you. Let me help you, let me help you. Get off! Do not trust me! 911 now! Oh no. You're supporting the team, brother. What do you do? Dude, you're making the squad look bad, dude. He's stealing stuff from him.

That's assault! That's assault? Yeah. Call 911 now! He's pushing me in the knee. That's self-defense! That's bigger assault. I'm pushing him away from me! That's bigger assault, jerk. 911 now!

He's taking his stuff the knee! That's self-defense! That's bigger assault! I'm pushing him away from me! That's bigger assault, jerk! 911 NOW! He's taking his stuff. You guys are the same guy. You should be outfishing each other. They're the exact same guy. Yeah.

They should be best friends. Where are they, you think? What type of restaurant is this? I think it's like a McDonald's. Yeah. I don't think it is. It's like a McD's. They're like the grumpy old men.

Yeah. Maybe they're enemies? grumpy old man. Yeah Looks like a Chipotle or something. It's not a Chipotle. Let's see 100% could be a Carl Jr. Pike Pike Espresso, so it's like a car box. It's really Pike Pike place Do holding your drink will collide now when it's so funny Well, if there was no violence that's that's an improv here. It's a guy runs at him What is he doing?

What is this I thought somebody just fell guys are like fucking 60 I Used to love those old guys McDonald's in the morning. Oh, yeah that ended that era ended Yeah, don't just sit at McDonald's and eat anymore. It would just be like six old dudes, white hair, Vietnam vets, whatever, just holding newspapers. And in my head, I just imagine them every like 15 minutes like pulling out a newspaper and being like, and then they say the N word. They go, boop, and then they go back to the paper.

Yeah, no, that isn't, those days at McDonald's are over now. McDonald's is now like, it's a cage fight. It's not as cozy anymore. That's the problem Yeah, they made it all like minimalistic and yeah comfortable. It's all gray and white and just cold looking. Yeah, what do you? Ever remember Shlub and Fetch? Did you ever work Tinseltown the fucking area we had to work at? No, it was on vine. So and when me and Devin worked this delivery company, I also worked there guy. Oh you worked there, too When me and Devin worked this delivery company. I also worked there, guy.

You worked there too. When we all worked this delivery company early 20s, there was a section called Tinseltown that we all had to work in that the owner named and it was like the Hollywood section. You remember that? So when I worked that section, I would hang out at the McDonald's on DeLong Pre and Vine.

And I remember one time I was hanging out there at like 8 p.m. and there was this homeless guy. And these two like latina girls and the homeless guy was sitting in the tall chair and he just shit himself He literally evacuated it sounded like a woman's water breaking it was like It hit the ground and there was like a backsplash. Whoopsie. It was insane. And these two girls freaked the fuck out, started running out.

And as I said that memory. Also, I remember one time I went to the bathroom at McDonald's and some guy had shot a big ass load on the urinal. Oh my god. It was just calm everywhere. It was crazy. Jesus Christ. Kim Kardashian got a Tesla robot.

Saw that. And uh. Wait, these are real? These are real. And notice, even the robots she get have black nicks. Look at that. There we go. Look at that.

Is that how you, is that why you brought this in? No, cause I just, it's a video and it's been going around and it's like, it obviously shows you probably voted for Trump. Yeah. And apparently these things are controlled by humans in a, in a, somewhere. Oh, sure.

If I'm running this, you could, you could have this robot rape Kim Kardashian. If you want. Yeah. User malfunction. Yeah. You're just up at night, you're like, you know what, Henry. You call him Henry from the movie. You go, Henry, walk into her room. Don't take no for an answer, Henry.

Wait, so they're not even like AI, that's crazy. People online keep saying these are controlled by people. They have to be a little bit AI but they're monitored's crazy. That's people online keep saying these are controlled by people That's a pretty quick response I would so happily bash this fucking things dude. I would love to low bridge that motherfucker. I would prank him all day. I'd fuck with him all fucking day. I would shit on his face. I would low bridge and then shit on his face.

I would literally wake up and take my morning dump on his head. And I go, cleaned it up Henry. Oh, oh wow. How wacky. Amazing. That looks really like fluid though. What the fuck that looks very good It's creepy. It's very creepy. She's like taking pictures with it doing like photo shoots with it. I don't love that

It's really annoying, but I yeah, I just thought that's I didn't know they were controlled by people So it's like whoever's working for Tesla could you know you could really make a has the greatest Brains that I've ever seen exercise. It's obviously a combo of some programming and then a guy monitoring. Cause there's no way some guy's doing that move. No, it probably knows how to do that stuff, but maybe the guy has to like help it out sometimes. Like hold her down.

He helps it. He has to grab her hair. Grab her hair, she likes it from- Hide the evidence. She likes back shops. Yeah, I hate her. She likes it for a big... Hide the evidence. She likes back shops. Mm-hmm. Uh-huh. Yeah. I hate her.

Yeah. I kind of... What would you have that thing do? I mean, like, is it, like... What does it do for you? I feel like it would take a long time to do anything. Right, so it's eventually supposed to be able to do chores and things like that.

Like Henry. It's a slave. Yeah. They're selling slaves. It's a guilt-free slave. Elon Musk is a slave trader. Yeah, it's a slave. Yeah. They're selling slaves. It's a guilt-free slave. Elon Musk is a slave trader. Yeah, it's a... yeah. Suddenly you have compassion for these damn bots. Oh no, you just want to rape them. Oh, no, they should. Oh, they should. They should be slaves. I agree. I think it's fine

but yeah, they're so far away from actually doing anything useful that it's sort of like... Yeah, that's the thing. This doesn't... this is for 2024 with all the talk of robots. I'm like, sort of like. Yeah, that's the thing. This is for 2024, with all the talk of robots, I'm like, it kind of sucks. I feel like if I ask that robot to do anything, I'm like, I'll do it, guys. Exactly. Jesus Christ. It's like watching your room

but keep running into the same fucking wall. It's the same as picking up the room and being like, this way, dumbass. Exactly. God, fucking damn it. If you go pick up coffee for you, that'd be cool. Like, just go out. Go get me some.

You definitely can't do that. Yeah, no, that's bullshit. Where's it gonna put your? We gotta give it pants. Where's gonna put your wallet? It's like owning like an I am Sam What a movie I am Sam what a fucking film we got some Dahlia I just rewatched it recently Well, it's so amazing cuz there's the I remember when I first saw it as a kid Even I was as a kid. I was like, I don't think anyone on earth would ever treat a retarded man. This is pretty horribly He's a barista and there's like women throwing their lattes at They're like Jack Nicholson and anger man crazy

Crazy, I said low fat you fucking idiot And you're like, oh my god He's just like running into shit. It's insane Yeah, there's a bunch of weird movies made like that. That should be our Hollywood Hey, what's the movie pay it forward with? Maybe so sad where you like get stabbed at the end. Yeah, nobody's retarded though that he's retarded His mom's retarded. She's a stripper. He's not actually retarded, but I just hated him Nobody's retarded that yeah, I just mean like the movie had that same we should watch a k-packs for Hollywood Hey, well, I love him. It was k-packs. It's the Kevin Spacey like alien movie raising alien

Yeah, try it so yeah, he embodies like a Yeah, he embodies like a... Is it Kevin Pax? He goes, I need a... It's Kevin Pax. Yeah, that's what I thought. Is it called Kevin Pax? Kevin Pax. He's an alien?

It's a rebranding for Kevin Spacey. It's K-Pax now. Yeah, K-Pax. Kevin Spacey's an alien? He embodies like a comatose man that comes back to life, I believe, like after being in a coma. And then he's like very wise and he knows a lot of stuff.

And they're like, oh, is this just this guy that came out Of the coma he knows everything but age of consent Yep 16 year old boy, I like Cormac McCarthy pedophile today just drop More like really more like a no country for old hens. Very good, very good. That was my pitch to Devin earlier.

He didn't go with it. Well, hens didn't work as well as women. It's just no country for old men, no country for old women. No country for old hens. Am I right? No country for old hens. No country for old hens.

Why make it plural? It works. John, get in and help him. Well, you know, Anyway, came out today. I didn't read the article, because I just didn't. But. Don't read.

That he, that for when he was 47, he found a 16 year old muse named Augusta Britt, and used her, and to help him write, and probably suck him off. Which is crazy, because I thought Cormac was just like an old fag, but. Because I can't write unless you suck me. You're my news, come on.

Bertha Guntz, get over here. But it's crazy stuff and it kind of just, it's just more ammo for the fact that it's, you know, I don't know, you're just, every iconic person ever is found out to have some sort of mild, big, pedophilic actions. That's Ben's favorite guy, sorry Ben. Yeah. You worship a pedophile, Ben. Well, 16 met her at a motel or something.

How, what year was that? Well, he was 47, so long time ago. It's probably like the 90s. Yeah, that's not good. It's still not good. Yeah. It's still not okay. It. It's still not okay. It is funny that what two years it's okay though.

But if he didn't fuck her and it's just a muse thing. He fucked her. Oh come on, he had no faith. If he didn't fuck her, he's gay. What's funny to me is everyone's all like, this is so shocking and crazy. Like didn't the guy write some of the most horrific, gruesome things ever? Half his character is a pedophile. Like babies getting bashed and pedophile shit. That's always felt about like certain artists

when I was a kid. Like when I first like got into Tarantino when I was a kid, I was like, but arrest him actually. It's like, these are my thoughts. I put them on screen. I'm like, okay, well then arrest you. Those are your thoughts. You're the sickest man alive.

Hiding in plain sight, bub. Yeah. Yeah. Don't like it not me Anthony I admit to all my crimes yes Anthony Kittes is like a 19 year old girlfriend he's 61 yeah but that's legal so it's cool he's doing what he's supposed to do he also looks really good he does look good you got a factor that in he looks 18 also if you're a rock star, rock stars are allowed, yeah exactly, Joey. Rock stars are really.

And she, well Keynis loved Devon's basketball so he can basically do nothing at all. Yeah, rock star's gonna pass, you know, Jimmy Page, pedophile. Yeah. But that, fuck the way he's, strums that damn guitar. I remember there was like a viral tweet about.

Elvis Presley, I mean it's like insane. Every single person we've ever loved, it's, at this point it's like if you're not a pedophile, you suck ass and you're not gonna be iconic. You have mediocre talent. If you aren't a pedophile you're a mediocre talent. That's why we'll never make it. Exactly. That's why we'll stay stuck.

We'll stay stuck. 6,000 subscribers on YouTube. What is this? I'm joking. No, you're a pedophile. This is insane. No, don't put this out there. John, you're a pedophile. No. Oh, Don't put this out there. John, you're a pedophile. No. Oh, you say you're not a pedophile all of a sudden?

Fucking news to me. What the hell are you talking about? I'm a mandated reporter with the state of California. You sent us that admission last week. God damn you all. So you're taking back your admission that you sent to all of us about you being a pedophile, okay? Let's see, D'Leo.

You know what's really funny about all that stuff is like if like Kiedis or like dang cook or all these guys who? Were like in their like 50s 60s if their 19 year old girlfriend wasn't hot we'd all be like who do your freak? It's the fact that they're hot they're like okay. They wouldn't be around from kick-ass Yeah, he'd in Johnson. He's been banging this geriatric lady that directed him and that he was like that's not okay cuz she's gross she's gross exactly a little yeah she though yeah what's his name she knows he's hot she's hot for me see Aaron Taylor Johnson no John for him listen she's like not so for like a regular lady that you met at the bar he's really hot but for him she's like not so for like a regular lady that you met at the bar. He's really hot

But for him, it's like oh come on. So this is when he was in kick-ass and he's that's her And she got better looking. This is some kink shit. She actually got better. That's kink stuff. No way. She was cuter back then What are you talking about? What? She's been hanging out in the jungle. She's got insane pussy. Yeah, that's what it is I think so. I think John's right. I mean I feel just what a waste of your youth and looks. No, that's what it is. I think so. Yeah, that's right. I mean I just what a waste of your youth and looks He'll never fucking understand Some women I'll never get it dude. I won't no I won't yeah Well, I won't get fucking Ralph Fiennes. Okay, sorry. He's also like the biggest stud in Hollywood.

Yeah, he's a massive stud. He's jazz. Dude, him in fucking bullet train was insane. Oh my God. Super good looking guy. Yeah. That new movie Craven the Hunter's coming out. Have you seen the trailer? No. Is it Craven?

He's Craven. Damn, that was cool. It looks like a giant like Morbius type of hunk of shit, but the trailer is him just like blowing Newt's heads off and I'm kind of excited. I'm excited of excited. I'm excited about it. That's cool.

His whole character. It's actually the most violent trailer I've ever seen. His character, his dad is a fucking, who's his dad? Russell Crowe's dad. Russell Crowe's his dad. What? In the movie. Oh wow. And Russell Crowe goes like,

he goes like, son, I'm teaching you how to hunt. He's not too excited about that. I'm teaching you how to hunt. Is he like a superhero? Uh huh. Well yeah, but with the potion. But so he's like a regular guy, but his dad like teaches him how to hunt. I'm teaching you how to hunt. Is he like a superhero? Uh-huh. Well, yeah, but with the potion. But so he's a regular guy, but his dad like teaches him how to hunt.

Gives him the potion. And then he starts doing most dangerous game stuff. And he goes, I must hunt him. Hunting man's the ultimate thrill. And eventually, eventually he goes like, yeah, of course, like I've hunted tigers, I've hunted everything. And then he goes, eventually I must hunt man.

And then ultimately he goes, now I must hunt Spider-Man. That's sick as hell, dude then ultimately he goes now Mike now. I must hunt spider-man Is he gonna fight Tom? Whatever that's what they want it to be this would have to be very successful for him to actually get this never gonna happen It's Sony versus Marvel Studios. It looks really terrible. So I doubt they're gonna get there. Yeah, but the trailer looks Can we watch trailer can watch like I can't wait. I want to watch the trailer. I like can we watch the trailer? Can watch trailer? I don't know now probably not. Let's find out. It's a patreon. Okay. I want to see this I'm you're edging even as you need the best

Speaking of pedophiles this is a God and everything about this video is insane. He's in a banquet hall. He's fallen so far I mean, he has a neck tattoo. Turned off all comments. That's every single one of his videos. He turned off all comments. Comments haven't been on for like a year. Yeah, and he has like a neck tattoo of like Tony the Tiger or something. Or 45.

45? 40? 40. Trump? When he turned, no, when he turned 40, he got a neck tattoo. What a retard. That was his first tattoo.

Also the caption for this is, no one has more fun than me at my shows, which is like kind of a, it It's like so you're saying everyone's Like I'm the worst comic of all time He's like I don't even need people there. I'm just I'm the only one having a blast. He's like dude at the VFW It's the best Alright, so yeah, the clip is just it's classic the D'Lea, it's classic D'Lea. I watched this twice today, by the way.

Where you going, sir? Yo, sit the fuck down. Look at the way this guy's leaving, that's hilarious. Oh no. Very funny to say this guy's leaving, that's hilarious. It's idiocracy. He goes, there's people protesting outside, that's hilarious.

This guy's like, This guy's like got on shoes. That's fucking hilarious, dude. A dude made a documentary about how I'm a pedophile. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. Don't you like fucking,

you're like leaving the show to go to bathroom. That's a crazy, that's your brother's fault, dude. People are like walking out of my show because they don't like my comedy. Okay, that's hilarious. Oh, that's crazy, dude. I used of my show because they don't like my comedy. Okay, that's hilarious. Oh, that's crazy, dude. I used to do MSG, now I'm in a banquet hall.

That's hilarious. Oh my God. Five sort of shows at Carnegie Hall, now I'm in a VFW. That's hilarious. That's hilarious, dude. High school's in Dachau? That's hilarious.

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ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah I know. Yeah, well they use it in Godzilla minus one. Oh, do they really? Yeah. I haven't seen it. So that's what he's talking about. You guys aren't cinephiles, like me and Delia. He's a lot of files. He's a lot of files.

He loves being a file. Yeah. So dope. You're stuck in your head like a fucking idiot. He gets caught with just so much talent, where he's like, I'm kind of a cinephile. Yeah, I'm a cinephile. Dude, is this movie young?

NC-17, oh wow. so much child, where he's like, kind of a cinephile. I'm a cinephile. Dude, is this movie young? NC-17, oh wow. You're just like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. Oh, there's an autistic guy in line at the bank, so. Sorry, there's Jar Jar Binks. Jar Jar Binks is in line. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Yeah, me's the like to make a deposit.

Dude. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha. Cutting to people laughing is just like. It's so insane. It's so, you feel like you're on Mars. It's so, it's so insane.

Also, the thing I've noticed about him recently is every single time there's an audience shot, there's visible open chairs at his shows. Yeah. It's crazy. But I mean, so many women still in these, they're drinking out of a, of a solo cups.

I don't know where they are. He's fallen so far. They look like they're at the same hotel that Jay Leno got the shit kicked out of him by the mafia recently. This looks like the show we did in, in Fort Worth. Yeah.

This looks like a big laugh. Yeah. There's people eating a continental breakfast in the Worth. In Fort Worth. Yeah. This looks like a big laugh. Yeah, there's people eating a continental breakfast in the corner. Hehehehe. Hahaha. Eh, eh, ah, eh, ah. Sorry, me used to like to make a deposit.

Where you going, sir? Yo, sit the fuck down. Hehehe. Eh, eh, ah, eh, ah. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh, eh down. Jesus fucking Christ. Look how annoying it is for him. He's still walking. What did it turn around and be like, oh, very funny. Yeah. Hey. Hey. Can you believe he's still walking?

Oh, the guy who got to walk away and grab a drink is still walking? No. What an idiot. Dude, isn't it crazy that other guy's still in the bathroom? He's so retarded that he's like Eastern European. Isn't that hilarious? It's just Franco, dude.

He's always sounded like that. He always makes him Franco, yeah. God, imagine sounded like that. He always makes him Franco. God, imagine dressing like that as a man in your 40s. He's like 44 now. That's crazy. He's got bitch hips dude. The dude's got bitch hips. Same outfit as Mike Menendez but with like a slightly better body.

I think Mike Menend's is a way better body Museum body Jar of flamaldehyde in the modern use If the Predator saw Mike Menendez, he'd be like holy shit New species His spine is twice the width of a normal humans He has armor His spine is twice the width of a normal humans You know that 3d rendering of like the the body that like can't it wouldn't die No, no, no the real thick neck spending way too much time and poor Mike

Crazy body crazy body unlike men and it looks like a D. Shell ninja turtle He looks like a shucked ninja turtle He's a turtle with no shell Great Cuban, great comic, great comic, great comic, great comic, great comic, great comic, sickening body, sickening body, love him, love him, makes me sick to my stomach, poke him everywhere, nobody can buck you in the listens but seriously he's funny as hell, worst body I've ever seen. Okay, let's keep watching this. Get off mic, Devin. What's up, bro?

Carrying the fucking nuclear power plant. Very good retard. Fuck yeah. All four for you dude all four like an ass you know what thank God it's the most insane crowd we've ever seen the guy gets drinks for all his friends he's like for you like an asshole and they love it there he's killing oh you're a patron at the venue I'm performing at? You're an asshole, dude. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Can't sign with a match stick! Dude, truly it's insane. Why is it? This is just, this is our, this is the whole culture.

You have to have the fork. Just fucking dancing on stage. And do this. Excuse me, excuse me, I'm a power bottom. Oh, very good. This is four cups of jizz. This is four cups of jizz. Oh my god, dude. I'm gonna drink it all. I'm gonna bukkake myself before I sit down.

Eh, eh, eh, oh, eh, oh. Wow. Eh, eh, eh, eh, eh. Any of you like that joke? I have no material, guys. Yeah, you never have. Dude, every time I look at you, you got another cup in that fucking thing, man.

You're like, where's Waldo with the books? You drank four? Wow, they're only Dixie cups. You're like where's Waldo with the books? You drank four They're only Dixie cups. No Dixie cups are like that bro. Those are big red cups The only Dixie cups fucking wheeling a man. There we go He posted some so yes posted it himself very proud on Twitter. Yes, crazy down. we go. Only a Dixie cup, there we go. Wow. Go to his page, let's watch more of Dilea. Let's see what he's been posting.

Dude, I went to his tour dates today. Yeah, what is he up to? Dude, I mean he's doing like clubs. He's doing like Montessori's. Yeah, it's like conveniently following every NAMBLA meeting in the United States. Dude, VFW's and Kwanna clubs. No, but it was just shocking to me because like, I know he still has a following, but like, bro,

it's like he's doing Irvine improv like next Friday. Let's go. It's not sold out. Let's go. I'd be down to go. That would be funny to go. That would have been sold out like a year in advance before all this happened. So it's like it is happening. Like he's getting real affected by this. Let's brutally heckle him. There's documentaries on YouTube. Just go and enjoy it. Brutally. Go on and enjoy it. Still doing it? There's on YouTube it's him like with his openers and stuff and they're like it's about their travels and you know

Travel yeah, we're going to the Philippines and Thailand and Cambodia It's called the age of consent tour dude Here's another one live from Polanski's house crystal. Yeah, except that you really snored a lot. Hold on Just accept that it'll just for live 2023 yes, you know it's not a 23 yes you do this all the time then you blame me for being an otter that is otter tech you should like to change your settings don't stop my video when I accept what a drop what's the setting that's a setting thing look at your settings for once you f***ing otter this one next to this one's not as fun to make fun of. No? All right. I swear. Oh, god. No, it's not.

What happened? What are you guys doing? You blew it, dude. You're in new diarrhea again? I thought he was trying to do diarrhea. I was going to do pubes plus shit. I thought he was doing diarrhea. I was going to do pubes plus shit.

Keep going, Dev. There's a few. There's one I saw the other day that was like blowing up. Arm spongebob. This looks good. He's doing his pan-frips. Jesus Christ, dude. Ew.

No? God. You might as well just do that one. I mean, that looks like one of the worst things ever made on American grounds. Did I do that? Fucking already just. Ugh.

Oh, you ripped his pants. What a faggot. A 60 year old girl goes, oh, I'm out, I'm free. She like runs out of his pants. A girl, a girl crawls out of his butthole like Ace Ventura. Peter Pan's fairy goes, oh thank fucking God. Dude. No bullshit.

This is the third time this has happened on stage. I'm not lying. You know what? It's cool, but imagine if I didn't have underwear on. Thank God. You know what I mean? Because I'll be honest with you. I don't, I don't, I don't- Do the people at his shows, like, are they like just like completely unaware or they just don't care? I think they're retarded middle American. They're willfully ignorant and I think they are just like completely unaware or they just don't care? They're retarded middle American. They're willfully ignorant

and I think they are just baseline retarded people. They tell people to just go like, we saw Chris D'Aulia. Yeah, they might not know at all. Yeah, they might not know at all. I think most people at shows are like, wow, that's a cheap ticket. Yeah.

Oh, that's like, let's stay on the street. Let's go. The fire in the kitchen. He's one of the biggest. Like they think he's like one of the biggest comics there is, yeah. They think he's doing like a Chris Rock thing when he does like smaller clubs to work out material right right right?

He's working out his dance. Yeah Always bring enough underwear on the road the idea of a girl's I wanted to do that fucking joke and now my pants because I ripped my asshole open When people say yo, how was Chris DeLeo's show? He's like, Oh, it's fucking awesome. Halfway through. So, uh,

I need new pants. What do you want me to fucking do? Dude. Wow, they're like Manga Lords. You need new pants now! I got extra pants in my car! This happens to me all time Okay, you're talking too fast What do you think I got fucking two a guys rolling my second outfit like I don't have my prints actually prints will be showing If I was just be like fuck yeah, I love it

Is I'll be great shit like this shit I want to I want to hold two wires while standing on a stool with a fucking hood over my head and then some Arab Guy sucking my cock and I'm watching a pink force to watch Chris DeLeah special I'm stacked on top of five dead men with a dog Donald Rumsfeld walking through Guantanamo, he's like it's working Look at this. It has the opposite effect. They're all like DeLeah heads Look at this. It has the opposite effect. They're all like dilly ahead.

They love it. Yeah. And they get sad when you turn it off. They're like, why did I ever want that to America? They go, they go 20 more hours and I give you everything. Like, why do you have our fucking prisoners laughing, belly laughing? You're supposed to be torturing them.

Look at this crap. I asked who took down the fucking World Trade Center. They said, drunk white women. What the fuck is going on here? Listen to the crowd be retarded again this is where's your eye where's my ass what is it don't make time wearing very visible when he ripped his pants I'm wearing under my pants underwear goes on under the pants. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

It's on me, dude. You don't see it? What do you mean where? You're not tricking me. It's right here. Here it is. You don't have a penis. Yeah, I do. That's what he did to every 16 year old. Dude. My friends and I did this.

He goes, there's no penis. I swear. I swear. Close your eyes. That's what you did every 16 year old When we were all like maybe 14 15 there's this girl that we were like She was so dumb as bricks hot as hell and we all convinced were like we think you have a penis She's like, oh penis like you got it. We know you penis we got to the book. She showed us her pussy Like euro trip. Yeah, I have something like right here She spread her pussy like do you see a penis we're like no, but I'm not convinced yet That rules I did that with the chick where I go, we were both like 13 or 14,

and I was like, she said she had a headache, and I'm like, well, you know, if you suck me up, that cures your headaches. That cures your headaches. And she ended up, she sucked me up. She bought it, and then she said it worked, so I got away with it. She said it worked.

She said it worked, and so perhaps it's true. She must have had like an, she had like an abscess tooth and you might have knocked it out of. Yeah. And knocked it. No, she was cum hungover and she needed to cum drunk again. Your cock was like a Bloody Mary for her. Yes, I think she was.

She was a filthy whore. She was a filthy cum and she needed a hit. Hair of the dog. Oh, you both scammed a couple of- Hair of the hog. You hugged Finn, some women. Hair of the hog. Yeah, we hugged the- Yeah.

Hair of the hog. Jesus. Anyways. Pew, pew, pew. Pew. Pew. Pew. Pew.

Pew. Let's go back to the Leo. She tricked me on the fucking- This is made for me. Talking to Rolling Stone. It was her that tricked me Believe all women Hoodie, okay, I have a hood. I feel like a fucking lesbian now very good

I look like I have a fucking Subaru, right? I do. I gotta say, he's owning the last of what he has. Oh no, he is. He's doing well for- No, he's gotta do what he's gotta do. For, yeah, like a hack at the end. Yeah.

Yeah. A dystopian hack. A dystopian hack. What, bro? What's happening right now? That's the gayest shit ever. His crowds also have zero respect for him. Yeah, they just scream shit.

They scream shit, they leave all the time. They don't care. He's a dancing monkey to these people, yeah. Absolutely. Even gay guys are here like, whoa. You know what I mean? Like that's fucking tight ass. Let me get into my new shit.

This new shit. Well, wow. Big time stuff. Oh, fuck. Real big time stuff. I'll just. What do you do? Real big time stuff. Oh, I'll just like, turn on my phone until that ended. I really hated that a lot. Yeah, it wasn't, we don't watch good things here.

I know, but listen, I usually like to hate on stuff that, I couldn't even do that. It was killing me. You know. Well, come see Dileed Cringe, December 7th. He'll be there. He was killing me. Yeah. You know. Well come see Delia at Cringe December 7th. He'll be there. He's on the next show. I should book him. I should try to book him. That'd be sick.

He might do it. He might do it. I think we can get Delia. You could probably get him. Yeah. Delia. I'd rather have Shub. If you guys can catch him. I gotta get him out of retirement.

Shub's way cool. Yeah. Shub's cool. Well I was even on the pod. No I meant on the show. My retirement. That's the problem. Shots are way cool. Yeah. I'd also, I'd also. Oh, he's even on the pod. No, I'm in on the show, my show. Oh, sure, sure, sure. Yeah, try to get him. Try to get him out of there.

Yeah, in the purple Porsche. Convinced shot to come out of retirement. You've got Derek Kiker. You've got Derek Kiker, the jugular, legendary jugular coming. Got Kiker on the next show. What a last name, Jesus. That's crazy.

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