Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Donkey Punch DePape

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

We watch the Paul Pelosi/DePape body cam sex tape, listen to the 911 call and then investigate the death of Whitey Bulger Get weekly bonus episodes: https://www.patreon.com/HateWatchPodcast

It's good to be in something from the ground floor. I came too late for that. I know. But lately I'm getting the feeling that I came in at the end. The best is over. Many Americans, I think, feel that way. All right, John, what is Project Veritas? What is this?

So they had like a journalist go on Grindr. Yeah, he went on Grindr. What is Project Veritas by the way? They're like, remember like they set up they found like the acorn thing. I forget what that was. Do you remember this shit? What are we talking? Chipmunks? They've been exposing the Dems

for like years. What are they? Chipmunks? What are they? Chipmunks or something? What's going, something? What's going on here? Fuck a cocksucker. So, no, they were the ones who, like, you know, they, like, they exposed that, like, you know, Bernie Sanders is getting screwed in the election. Oh, are they Republican? Yeah, they're conservative.

So they did it to show how corrupt the Democratic Party was when they fucked over Bernie? Yeah, they had all the super PAC money, right? I think that was them. And then Hillary, like... Yeah, and they sneak in and own the libs. And, like, this time it was a guy went on Grindr. They own the libs, dude. Own the libs, dude.

They went on Grindr, and they hooked up with, like, a director of Pfizer and then recorded the date. And the director of Pfizer was like, you know, like, if we mutate the COVID virus... Speaking of Pfizer... Yeah, they were fucking each other in the ass. Speaking of Pfizer.

Sir, you didn't have to have sex with the Pfizer. Like, he gave you all the ammo we needed. No, I'm shaking because of my Pfizer. Sir, you didn't. Oh, oh, oh. I see. I thought you were... You know, they went on the date and then the director of Pfizer said like, oh, we're going to mutate the virus

so that we can sell more vaccines. That would be a great idea. Oh, that's caught on tape? Yeah, dude. It's wild. Oh, hell yeah. It's fucking wild. We can't watch it, though, because I already saw some channels get taken off for watching it.

It's the guy. He's literally saying it. The Pfizer guy. Yeah, he's saying it. He's like, this whole thing's been fake. Yeah, it's insane. He's just saying it out loud. Yeah, he's like, it's bullshit.

No, it's insane. We have it on camera. He's like, people are so stupid. Yeah, and then Google's like, it's bullshit. No, it's like, it's insane. We have it on camera. He's like, people are so stupid. Yeah, and then Google's like, no, this is wrong. What was his position at Pfizer? He's like a director of something. Oh, God, director. He's not even like a VP level.

Not even a cinematographer? I think he was a head honcho of some sort. I don't know. This is all fucking nonsense. I hate to be a shill, but it's like, and I believe that it's very possible. I can find the actual title. Somebody may have engineered the virus, and I know that Pfizer is profiteering.

I mean, whatever. They did engineer the virus. Sure. I know they were doing gain-of-function research. It may have been engineered on purpose to cripple. Oh yeah, I don't know if it was on purpose, but it was definitely created. He's the director of research and development. No, they admit that. They admit that they're doing gain-of-function research.

It was Jordan Walker, Pfizer director of research and Development. No, they admit that. They admit that they're doing gain-of-function research. It was Jordan Walker, Pfizer Director of Research and Development, Strategic Operations, and mRNA Scientific Planning. That's actually quite a suspicious role. mRNA Planning? Yeah, they're like, he's developing the Resident Evil virus.

He's our PSYOP organizer. He's the red flag director of red flags. This is the director of red flags. Yeah, it was in like... God, I wish you could play the video. It kicks ass. He's like... Aren't they beating him up or something?

Or like... Isn't he on the... I saw some video. Maybe that's a top. Devin, that's the thing that's... Head of Memphis. I'm on Twitter. I have no clue what's going on today. All the

videos are getting mixed with Devin. All I know is I'm gonna go burn down an O'Reilly's auto parts. This guy was black. And I don't know why, but I can't tell who's wrong today. I don't know what's going on on Twitter, by the way. There's a little girl cop. Have you seen the little girl cop? She looks like the Sam Bankman Freed's ugly girlfriend.

You seen this little girl? There's this little girl cop that like rides. She's riding a mechanical bull and I keep seeing her online. Oh, oh, oh. The one who gang banged in Tennessee. Oh, he was a part of a gang bang. She looks like she looks little. I don't know.

I'm out of the loop. So there's that bitch. Right. Little tiny little like dwarf cop. Yeah. Ugly dwarf cop. But she's riding mechanical bulls. I think she's the gang bang grocery stores.

And I think she was gang bang. But was she gang banged by the five black dudes in memphis that just killed that black guy no there was a latino in there somewhere i think they're combining issues okay and then there's and then there's uh a couple a week ago guy was tased to uh to death over somewhere and i don't know what who i'm upset at I don't know. Because today there was a premiere. They released this video at 6 p.m. of this horrific Memphis beating. Oh, yeah.

I forget the guy's name. Oh, wow, buddy. Nice. Yeah, nice, buddy. Sorry, I'm still mourning George Floyd. Okay? I move slow. Yeah.

But, yeah, and all day i was like people kept were texting me like yeah there's gonna be riots like the relief like there's a big drop at six i'm like what first off i don't get it like it's like a what is this like the louis like live stream of his special at madison square guard like why is there a why is there a big drop for a police brutality video? It's disgusting. We're all watching a murder at 6 p.m. It's wild. I don't know. But I just didn't know. It literally took me about 45 minutes today to figure out what was happening. Because I didn't.

I was like, no, no, it can't be these five black. I kept seeing five black cops show up on my feed. And I was like, oh, these guys all got killed by white cops? I was like, what the hell? Oh, my God. Well, I knew about this was like, what the hell? Oh my god. Well, I knew about this case like weeks ago because I remember the news. It happened. The guy's been in the hospital for months.

He died of his injuries. Fucking horrific. They were fired immediately and then two firefighters were fired as well. What did they do? I don't know. They probably didn't do this. It was the fucking civil rights shit.

I think they didn't I don't know they showed up and sprayed him with hoses like it was the fucking civil fucking yeah like the civil rights shit no I think they I think they didn't all I could surmise is they didn't provide him the medical attention

he should have been great word Jerry thanks buddy didn't know a genius was on the phone I didn't know a man that gets all his clothes at Walmart

to say surmise hey look at John doesn't he look like he's about to go ask for a fishing hook it's a $13 hoodie dude it's the best deal in town I got two of them the yeah so they far too Look at Sean. Doesn't he look like he's about to go ask for a fishing hook? It's a $13 hoodie, dude.

It's the best deal in town. I got two of them. Yeah, so they fired two firefighters. I think because the firefighters probably had the authority to step in and stop the beating. And they just watched? Probably. I have a feeling that was probably what happened. But I don't know.

I don't know. I could see that. Like, why would they fire a firefighter? Other than that. Like, they couldn't. You didn't stop. Firefighters get too much respect. I'm new to this case. I like firefighters.

You're putting out... I like firefighters. Well, really? How come they never put the fires out here? Well, I mean, they're too big. It always goes for weeks and weeks. They're too big. What can one man do?

Pour water on it, retard. I just think firefighters are way more chill. Every firefighter I talk to is like... I don't know. Anytime I walk by the fire department, they're never doing what I thought. There's no chili. Oh, they just make lasagna all day. No chili. No Anytime I walk by the fire department, they're never doing what I thought. There's no chili. They just make lasagna. No chili. I never see them come down

the pole. They're all slow cooking. I like watching them come down the pole. I stand out front. Devin's beating off outside the fire department. So the fire... Yeah, they fired two firefighters, and then the five cops were immediately fired, and I was like, oh, that

must be horrific, and they were purposely delaying the video. They're facing murder charges, I think, these guys. Yeah, and I watched the video and it's horrific. Go on. It's horrific. No, it's horrific, but I didn't see the part where they beat him up. I just saw like the before and after. On video, I'm going to zoom in on you during this section.

Yeah. Go on. No, that's it. I didn't see the part where they were beating him. I just saw the before and after and it looked crazy. He ran away.

It's never a good sign when he's yelling for his mom. He ran away, but that doesn't matter. You're not going to be beaten. He was responding like a moron. I've learned from the cops many times that I've survived

everything. That's white privilege. It's just like, you know, everyone's retarded. It's so hard to watch because you're like um just get face down on the floor dude yeah like just let them arrest you and you know be alive like yeah but he also probably was confused like how come all these black dudes are being so crazy that's the other thing is also i have i have but he had vans on

and he was like a skateboarder black youer And I kind of think there might be something Like he didn't like the way he sounded And he was I don't know I don't even know why he was pulled over And also like I don't want to fucking throw this out But I'm sure you've experienced this too Joey Like when you're like really When I do Jiu Jitsu and I'm rolling with a guy

And I'm really tired and it's very intense And the guy's like dominating And I'm like getting fucked up like it's kind of hard to think i can't imagine four guys on top of me beating me well they didn't even it wasn't even a route it didn't look like a normal traffic stop they're pulling him out of his car they're going get the fuck out of the car the thing is also there's a discussion. So he's already afraid of dying. Law enforcement. So I think he thought his only move was to run, which I don't know.

It doesn't seem that crazy to me. It's an inherently violent thing, right? So you have someone who's walking down the street and the cop goes, hey, you can't smoke here. If you don't put the cigarette out, he's going to escalate to another level of violence where he's already telling you he's already impeding your movement, right? He's telling you to put the cigarette out. So it's like, when does it stop? It stops when your name is Amagenzit Press.

When you're a First Amendment audit. It stops when you're at a post office with the giant Indian sun filming the whole damn thing. Damn right. Anyway, I just, you know, I don't want to, we shouldn't talk about it too much.

I don't know anything about it, but it's going to, I think we might we might want to get back to Joey's neighborhood early tonight. Oh, yeah, I'm going to try to. I kind of feel like some stuff might happen. I don't know. It was in Memphis, but I told my boss.

Everyone's looking for a reason to burn down a subway. Keep me posted. Well, George Floyd, what happened in LA when that happened? It was a slow burn. It was like people were bored and it just became a thing. If that wasn't big,

then I don't think this is going to do anything. I don't know. There hasn't been much of this for a while. I think people are primed and ready to go. They're back at work. I think they're busier. They're back at work. Eggs are too expensive. Eggs are really expensive right now, so no one's got any protein in them.

So they don't have the energy to riot. Listen, maybe I'm a fool, and it's on record. My prediction is that nothing in LA will actually happen. I agree with Joey. I kind of agree too. I was just wondering. I don't know. The fact that they did a big drop at 6pm. It's

disgusting. Felt like a coordinated effort to cause chaos. Hearing the journalists talk about it is revolting. They're like, listen, we're going to show the first part, then we're going to drop the second part later. It's like, just show the whole fucking thing. It's for viewers. It's fucking revolting. Why don't you make it murdered on camera? The second part's released later.

Well, they're being night crawlers. Join up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. They are. They're being voyeuristic pieces of shit. They're so creepy. There's no need for a government conspiracy because these guys are being night crawlers.

They're profiteering off of viewership. CNN is like, hey, check out the Patreon for part two of the murder. You want to see his brains? I'll tell you right now. That's tier four. You gotta give us 30 bucks a month for that. The brains tier. Don Lemon's

just like jacking off to it. If we get enough viewers, we'll just take off life support, alright? No, we, I, one thing I saw today though, there are no cops at Union Station today. And usually there's a special assignment, and they go there for time and a half. And I was driving home with Joey, and I was like, I bet they're all in a fucking parking lot by LAX just loading shotguns. So basically what happens is if you have no work as a cop, you can choose to go to Union Station and just chill there. And you get overtime. Yeah, to go to Union Station and just chill there. You get overtime.

Yeah, that's what Union Station is. So when there's no cops at Union Station, John's theory is that they're off because they've been called to do something. Yeah, they've been pulled somewhere else. Oh, interesting. Also, John's got all these theories where everyone's being super badass, too. What do you mean? He's like, there's no cops there today, so I'm pretty sure they're in a parking lot

just fucking loading semi's. They're just fucking tank's like Detroit 1969. They're just like fucking flexing, dude. They're all oiled up, dude. Every fantasy of yours always involves men. All the cops in Union Station are SWAT team guys. That's the other thing.

They don't really police Union Station, though. No, they suck ass. They're terrible cops. Dude, they don't even respond to the violence. It's just firefighters who respond to the violence now because they're just afraid the cops are just going to kill homeless people. Why do firefighters keep showing up? What are they supposed to do?

Because they don't have guns. They just show up and go, calm down there, buddy. Put the gun away. Put their stupid coats on. That's insane. Those dumb fire coats. Knives and guns and fucking people pissing themselves. Make some chili and shut the fuck up.

Yeah. Dude, firefighter Instagram is the fucking lamest. It's been slowly falling into my feed and it's just like dudes just making burgers all day. Well, I guess like every once in a while it is really bad. Yeah. I'm sure they see like a kid with his head cut off like every once in a while.

There's not enough 9-11s for me to give a shit about firefighters. We need more 9-11s. There needs to be more 9-11s to give firefighters more cred. Yeah. It's like The Departed where it's like the first time in history where firefighters are getting pussy. Yes.

Post 9-11 because nobody cared about them before that. And it's odd that that prestige has carried this long. I agree. It's time to take some of it back. It's time to take back credit from firefighters. You're not that cool.

You need another big 9-11. Also, it's like too many people. I remember when I was in school, one of our teachers was like a volunteer firefighter. Who? Della Cruz, the Spanish teacher. He was trying to become a firefighter. He was like bipolar maniac. Really?

He was an absolute psycho. I always liked him. He threw a rubber band ball at a kid's head. That kicks ass. Yeah. And then one time I remember i was like he like he flipped to a page he was like super nice i don't really nice and then he flipped to the wrong page he was like let's start on chapter blah blah blah and i was like oh i think you mean chapter this coach and he goes you want to teach the fucking class i was like okay oh my god my God. Jesus Christ. Sorry, Zelda Fitzgerald. But anyway, you want to know some police videos that we can all have a laugh at?

No. Guess what dropped today, folks? Paul Pelosi and David DePappy's fling is caught on cam. And I really don't know what's going on in the video. Have you guys seen this at all yet? Yeah, I've watched it. Oh, boy, dude. It's like a... It was like directed by fucking...

It was like a fucking... It's like Mike Nichols movie or some shit. It's curbing enthusiasm. It's a fucking... It's ridiculous. It's wild. Okay. I love this so much.

You haven't seen this, Joey? No. Oh, God, Joey. This is maybe my favorite police full screen this for the boys yeah i love the cops they're like is this the right address fool did you notice that they did they're all frustrated what really yeah the cops are all frustrated they thought they got the wrong address they weren't they weren't saying fool i I just added that. Like, DaPapi,

why do you have all these poppers? What's with all this lube? DaPapi. I love his name, DaPapi, too. DaPapi. DaPapi. DaPapi. Yeah, I don't get body cam footage.

The audio never kicks in until like 10 seconds in. It's because they're fucking, they're saying shit. They got edited. Yeah, they get their N-words out right before. They're like, I hope this isn't gay prostitution.

Fuck you. John, is this video, are you jealous of this video? Yeah. You wish you were being banged by Paul Pelosi? Do you wish Paul Pelosi was holding a glass of vodka and you were sucking him off? Yeah, and I had the hammer. He's just totally out of it.

He's on so many fucking benzos. You're just sucking him off, stealing money from him. You're like Andrew Cunanan. Fucking devious queer. You're a devious queer, you know that? What? What was it? What's that? No, it was dark queer. Oh, yeah. It wasvious queer. You're a devious queer. You know that? What? What was it? What's that?

No, it was dark queer. Oh, yeah. It was dark queer. Last week, I was calling John. John was trying to do a bunch of gay bashes on me, and I go, you're the worst of us. You're a sinister queer. Which put this image of a Vlad Dracula, but gay. It feels like you suck guys off with like a big cape on.

Yeah, we had a, we came up with a bit where there was a, you pop your collar, you're like, yeah, and after they come, you go,

I guess I'll be on my way. There's smoke, and I disappear in a cloud of smoke. No, there was, we had the, I was, we had a bit

where there was a fucking floating head, disembodied head that I would make out with because I was a turtle. Yeah, you're just a floating head. You're a ghost in a room just sucking people off because you're a sinister queen. You've got a glory hole at the Outlook Hotel. Yeah, there's like a Mr. Scrooge wandering around the fucking house with like a little candle and I flip his nightgown and I fuck him in the ass.

You have a nightcap on, you're holding a candle because you're the dark queer. My balls need to be drained in the haunted house. Alright, back to Paul Pelosi. Paul Pelosi. One of the funniest door answers I've ever seen. By the way, who answers the fucking door?

I don't get it. He goes, it's the Pelosi's. How can I help? They go, DoorDash. Paul Pelosi's like, are those the poppers? I don't know. Just play it. Who the fuck answers this door?

Who analyzes it frame by frame? Fucking Sid. 26, 20. The guy's like, this is fucking Nancy Pelosi's husband. This is like Nancy Pelosi's house, dude. Are they saying that? No, but they might as well be.

They're like, this neighborhood's gay. How you doing? I think Paul... Is that the puppy? It's the puppy! Who's got the drink? Where's the drink? Hold on.

You can see it in his hand. He's holding the glass in his hand. He's a gay. He's a gay. Has the attack already happened? No. Wait. Jesus.

Come on, man. Everything's good. Put the hand down. He's holding. They're like smiling. Why are they both smiling? Dude, this is the gayest gay set. What is going on?

I didn't notice the drink in his hand. Well, Devin told me at a drink in his hand, but I just suspect. Yeah, no, this is also, they're also,

he's wrestling the hammer away from him. And while they, they're, it's like, they're answering the door while like holding a gun. And they're like, Hey, how you doing?

It was gay sex that got weird. And then now they're kind of doing like a, a, how you doing? It was gay sex that got weird and then now they're kind of doing like a playful wrestling for the hammer. So Pelosi's halfway going like, okay, you know what? I don't like the fact that you have this hammer but also I kind of

want to keep having sex with you. Honestly, not quite sure it's gay sex because there's footage of him breaking into the home with the hammer. Yeah, because he probably came back for the gay sex that they used to be having is that his kink you think paul paul is like breaking with the hammer i'll be waiting let's keep watching i think i think okay honestly gay sex it's like a 50 50 for me it's 50 gay sex or right you know it's 50 50 for you the papi broken yep the papiPappy broke in and then Paul Pelosi was like... I'm going to name my next...

My new dog is going to be named DePappy. Come here, DePappy. Come here, DePappy. I think he could have... DePappy's a psychopath and obviously schizophrenic and fucked up in the head. It's very possible that he broke in and DePappy was

just talking to him and just being like, hey'm gonna call like you need help and then maybe he was like i was like i might kill you for spirit you know what i think happened you know what i think happened i think i'm gonna go away from the gay sex stuff because i i it's fun to go with i want i'm gonna we're gonna make a ton of jokes and i'm gonna pretend that's totally true hell yeah but um i think this guy's a maniac and he broke in with the hammer. And I think Paul Pelosi is just like a drunk that's on like Benzos. And I think he was afraid for his life. And he,

I think it was like a fucking scene from like a, you know, shooter or like some like Mark Wahlberg political, like assassin movie. And I think, or like house of cards. And I think, I think Paul Pelosi was like,

no, would you like a drink? Yeah, no, that's what I'm saying. And he like made him a drink, and he made himself a drink, and maybe the guy turned down the drink, but Paul tried to have the drink just to be like, it's okay, we're all friends here.

Like, please don't hammer me today. I actually like that theory. Yeah, no, this is, yeah. I think he made a drink for himself at his den, and he had like his dog there named Buck, and like they're by a fireplace, and he's like, just take it easy. Take it easy. Yeah, a break-in happened while he was blackout drunk on benzos, and that's why it looks so weird.

That's a possible theory. He's walking around the house with his glass, and he goes, he's like, Nancy, you look weird. He goes, Nancy, why do you look exactly like Jonah Hill tonight? He's like, Nancy, you kind of look better than usual. DePappe's got like some crazy... Nancy, your tits are way bigger tonight. DePappe's got like crazy Down Syndrome energy in this video. Oh, yeah.

I mean, look at him. I've never... I mean, this is hilarious. This is like catching two kids in class like fucking with each other. They're both wrestling a hammer out of each other's hands at the front door in front of the police. They're wrestling a hammer. But they're wrestling a hammer in like a way like it's like a wedding crashers scene

when he's getting the hand job. They're like, get away from me. Stop it. Stop it. Which one of you kids has the whoopee cushion? Hey, get out of here. Who's got the fart machine? All right.

All right. Nope. Nope. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. What is going on right now? I'm not getting an answer on call today. Oh, shit. Why did they shoot?

I don't know. Jesus fucking Christ. Let's go back to that. All right. Drop. Look at the paps. He's got just a lovable smile. His belly's showing.

Drop the hammer. Nope. He goes, oh, no. Look at him grinning. Why is Pelosi? He's cracking up, it looks like. Pelosi's having the time of his life. Yeah.

Pelosi doesn't know what's going on. Yeah, Pelosi's drunk. This is the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen. Pelosi's just insane. I've been hammer having the time of his life. Yeah. Pelosi doesn't know what's going on. Yeah, Pelosi's drunk. This is the weirdest fucking thing I've ever seen. Pelosi's just insane. I've been hammered a lot in my life. And you guys have too. But looking at this, I have never reacted like this to anything.

Yeah, but have you lived the life of the husband of the speaker of the house? Imagine what he's seen. A woman that has ruined the country over the course of 80 years. And you've been making money off of her stock tips and you're a criminal and you're a drunk. He got a DUI a few months before this.

It's just a fucking house full of scumbags. I can't imagine any combo of drugs or booze that would ever make me react like this to him. Why did he not answer the door and immediately make a run for it? He's a fucking... Exactly! Yeah, that... Well, he has his hand on the... He's probably afraid that that guy's gonna hit him in the head with a hammer if he doesn't let go

of that fucking hammer. You could run... Yeah, but just start quickly. There's cops right in front of you, dude. Keep your grip on the hammer and start walking slowly toward the cops. Really? He's an old man? Those legs look great. I don't know. He's an old man and DePappe's a fucking unit, dude. That guy's huge. DePappe is a fucking fat retard are you kidding me he's got strength dude imagine this this is honestly you want to know what this video tells me it just tells me that san francisco

is a pathetic crime riddled city and the cops they they can answer the door and paul pelosi could have a guy holding a hammer to him and the cops are like, we don't want to cause any trouble here. Go ahead and break into any cars you want. Be homeless. They're being very... In what other state do the cops answer the door for a politician's husband?

There's a weird guy and they're wrestling a hammer out of each other's hands and the cops don't have their guns out. Why didn't he pull the fucking gun out? What the fuck is going on here? Technically, we can't arrest them until he bashes your brains out with the thing right yeah i mean honestly hey we're in this is san fran baby like we are we love harvey milk too maybe you guys are i don't know what's going on the cops are like hey maybe they're shoving hammers up each other's asses maybe this is fun for them they like to answer the door for police like wrestling a hammer out of each other's hands while grinning. A sex party. Hammer sex

party. Yeah, they're playing grab ass. They answer the door playing grab ass with a hammer. They literally answer the door. Look at how adorable they are. They're like horsing around. Paul Pelosi is a complete retard, by the way. Look at these guys playing grab ass.

It's like a high school football teacher. You guys are playing grab ass with the hammer. They go, put the hammer down. He goes, no. He goes, come on. He's like, drop the hammer. He's like, you're cute as hell, but please put it down. Yeah.

DePapp goes, he's like grins. He goes, um, no. They might as well literally, David DePapp and Paul Pelosi, when they answer the door, they might as well have their fingers to their lips. And they're like, no. Like all sultry. This is the weirdest footage I've ever seen. Yeah.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. What is going on right now? I'm not getting an answer on call today. Oh, shit. Right. By the way.

What is going on? Wait till the demonic grunting starts. Oh, yeah. He starts immediately snoring. Paul Pelosi got hit in the head with a fucking hammer, dude. That guy's out. Oh, yeah, he's out. He's fucking out.

He's out. Maybe he'd already been clocked a couple of times. Well, his blood's probably as thin as water at this point after all those double vodka sodas. Also, I love that he held on to his drink throughout the attack. Yeah, it's very like... What a drunk. What an incredible drunk.

Wait, he still has it? No, but he was holding it while the guy was hitting him with the hammer. I'm surprised he isn't holding his drink up with one arm. He's like, hey, get out of here. He's like, there's more in the den. He's like, this is Grey Goose. He's like, get your own. He's just getting your own.

Get your own. Get your damn hammer off me. You're DePappy. There's enough booze for everybody. DePappy. Man, he's out. Yeah, Paul Pelosi's out. Man.

And on that day, his stock plummeted. Right, folks? Am I right? Full stock joke. Because these people are ruining everybody's lives and stealing from you. We're supposed to give a shit about this. Yeah, it's horrible.

I would hate to. It's a horrific video to watch a guy get hit in the head with a hammer. But he's Nancy Pelosi's wife, and I like it. Yeah. I'm into it! Pretty cool. I hope David DePapp hits every politician's home across America. I hope they give him the key to the city.

Jesus Christ, I hope it's like home improvement. Give him a tool belt. Give him a tool belt. Make him a mercenary of politicians. Just drop him in fucking D.C. Give me your fucking hand. Give me your fucking hand. Look got a double cuff for this guy. Give me your fucking hand.

Look at his hot ass to Pappy. Look at his ass piece. Give me your fucking hand. I'm trying not to be horny right now. No, the cops are gay as hell. The cops just start fucking him. The cops were like wanting to be invited in. They're like, God damn, I know we should take him to jail technically, but Jesus Christ.

They have those fuzzy. The cop's like, I know we should take him to jail, but did Jesus Christ. They have those fuzzy... The cop's going, I know we should take him to jail, but did you see that guy's ass? They blow out fuzzy pink handcuffs. You can hit me with a hammer any day of the week. They're like... They're like, don't arrest him.

Give him a prostate massage. Let's search him. Let's search his ass. Search him, Ortiz. We gotta search his ass for drugs. What if he's got another hammer up there? Lick his ass, Ortiz. He might have some drugs up there. Lick his him, Ortiz. We gotta search his ass for drugs. What if he's got another hammer up there? Lick his ass, Ortiz. He might have some drugs up there.

Lick his ass, Ortiz. Ortiz is like, why? He's like, I'm ten steps ahead of you, brother. The cop starts rimming, Pappy. The Pappy. The Pappy gets a rim drop. The Pappy. The cops each, one starts rimming fucking Bobolos. Stop squirming, Pappy. DePappy gets a rim job. DePappy. The cops each, one starts rimming fucking Paul Pelosi.

Stop squirming, DePappy. Stop resisting. Stop resisting. Yeah, Paul Pelosi's out. Paul Pelosi's out, dude. Jesus Christ. I don't know if that's a fart or a snoring. That's snoring.

We're going to send MedicsCo a snoring. That's annoying. That sucks, too. What a crazy noise. That's what spirit cooking does, do you? I don't know. Sounds like justice to me. Sweet sound of justice. Hell yeah, brother.

No, it's horrible. Who wants to see an old guy get hit in the head with a hammer? Unless he'sancy pelosi's wife yeah that's pretty cool in which case everyone in which case all of us on the attack of paul this is the footage of him this is the former house speaker nancy pelosi look at this now remember i mean the pappy fresh from rei he's got all he's got his he's got his big on the attack of paul pelosi husband of former house speaker nancy can we talk about how weird the black women that work for fox news look i mean what type of like weird racial chamber do they put them in that like turns them into like aliens and kind of washes them out i mean like fox news is definitely making this lady take like

like bleach showers, it looks like the George Zimmerman. Before they let her on air, they go, did you take your bleach shower? Did you bleach yourself? Well, the head of, like, HR at Fox News, whoever's hiring people, there's definitely somebody going, like, okay, let's make sure that their skin is

at least, like, this shade. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And the conversation happens behind the doors, but that's happening. It's like, okay, if we go too dark, we're gonna lose viewers. Yeah. Oh, yeah. And the conversation happens behind the doors, but that's happening. It's like, okay, if we go too dark, we're going to lose viewers. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I mean, look at her.

I mean, this is an alien-like woman. No, yeah, she's got like the Michael Jackson treatment. She's very, yeah, she's going through something, dude. Oh, my God. On the attack of Paul Pelosi, husband of former House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. Look at this. It's also kind of funny that Fox News is even okay with playing the footage

of him breaking in. You'd think that they would just want to not show that, because they just want to go like, it was gay sex. You know what I mean? It's funny that they have to show that, because you think Fox News would just want to be like, no, he didn't break in. It was gay sex.

Oh, right, right, right. You know what i mean like they want to go with the fact that it's all been a conspiracy i guess they can't quite say it so they imply it did they imply it no i'm saying it's just funny that they're even the fact that they show him break in with the hammer pretty much goes to show that it wasn't i don't think it was a gay fling i think the guy was a crazy person that broke up with a hammer. Had they not had footage of a guy breaking in, Fox News would be like, well, that isn't that... The body cam footage is awful weird, isn't it? Doesn't it kind of look like a gay

fling gone wrong? Yeah, yeah. But the fact that they're showing this kind of, you know, Fox News, I guess they just had to do it. I'm in favor of the culture where I wish Fox News pretended this never existed. Keep stoking it. Let's just hurry up with our demise. Let's hurry up with the demise.

Are we sure he knew it was Paul Pelosi's house and it was just some random fucking house he's breaking into? He looks insane. He does not look like he's in his right mind at all. He was probably peering through windows looking for the hottest guy in town. Friendly settled on Pelosi. It's like a hobo with a pie on the windowsill. He's like floating through the window. I think he knew it was Paul Pelosi's house.

Yeah. You sure? Okay. When this all happened, wasn't there, didn't they say like he had been trying to break in? You've been talking about internet stuff. Like he was like an alt,

like a, you know, like a, what's the fucking alt right guy? The fucking, you know, the QAnon guy. He was like a QAnon guy.

But I mean, I assume every homeless schizophrenic dude on the street is a QAnon guy. Right. He should be a member of QAnon.. He was like a QAnon guy. But I mean, I assume every homeless schizophrenic dude on the street is a QAnon guy. He should be a member of Q-T-Anon. He's hot. Now remember I told you that there were going to be things other than the police body can. What's wrong with that? Maybe the door needed a, maybe the nail was loose.

He's fixing the door. He's fixing the door! Fixing a hole where the rain gets in. Wandering. You know? I don't know that. It's the Beatles song. Fixing a hole.

Devin knows Beatles. You don't like the Beatles, you fucking retard? No, I love the Beatles. What are you talking about? I'm just saying you know Deep Cuts. Fixing a hole. What song is that? Fixing a hole where the rain gets in.

Wandering. I don't know. It's like Ringo. You know how they would give Ringo like seven songs? Fixing a hole where the rain gets in. Wandering through my... I don't know. It's like Ringo. You know how they would give Ringo like seven songs occasionally? They'd be like, yeah, throw the retard a bone. That is a deep cut. Sing about submarines and octopuses, Ringo.

Wandering through my... I don't know. Would be released. This is the surveillance video. It's tool time. Let him in. This guy's bringing these. He's fresh from Home Depot, and he wants to fix the roof, Paul.

Inside the home. And that is the suspect, DePatt. He's really going to fucking town. You see him put some items down. You see him breaking some glass and the fragments of glass. Jesus Christ. I love that he's wearing shorts. Yeah, it's pretty cool. It's a good move.

Shorts. It means he doesn't like being hot when he commits... He knows the weather and he knows how to drink. What more do you want from the guy? Emily, talk to me about this. Paul, look at that. That is like the shining.

He was just hammered. Is that the poppy or Paul Bunyan? This suspect is facing federal charges and state at the same time, right? In December, he was indicted. Look at him 20 years we also have our first look all right oh here's the 911 call oh i guess i guess i told him three please 74 2022 oh i guess i i guess i told him three what is it this This is San Francisco.

He's calling 911. He goes, I'd hold the line if I were you. He said that? No, I'm kidding. He's doing like stocks. He's like asking the 911 operator. He's like, I'd keep my money in if I were you. No, no, no.

It's going to go up. Don't worry. It's like diamond hands. Don't worry. It's going up. Anyway, there's a man with a hammer up my ass in my house right now. If I were you, I would seriously invest in a couple of patrol officers at the Pelosi residence. He goes, real quick, I just want to tell you, you should invest in hammer stock.

But also, there's a man with a hammer in my head. So, police, do you need help? Oh, what is it, gentlemen? Sorry, sorry, I was coming. Here, just waiting for my wife to come back. Nancy Pelosi. 3, 2, 23, and... He's just waiting for her to come back because she's not going to be here for a day,

so I guess we'll have to wait. Oh, he's... No, he's in fear for his life. He's trying to stay cool on the phone and pretend like he's not talking to cops. Yeah, the guy's listening, and he's saying, like, just... Oh, he's pretending. Yeah, the guy's listening and he's saying like just... Oh, he's pretending like...

The guy's going, where's Nancy? Yeah, he's going, where's Nancy? Yeah, he's trying to be cool. And he's like, my wife's Nancy Pelosi. Please send police officers to my location immediately. But he's not. He can't say it. Yeah. Okay, do you need... Please fire a medical for anything?

Yes, you dumb bitch. I don't think so. I don't think so. Well, so now it makes no sense. There's the, uh, um... Is the Capitol Police around? Whoa! They're usually here at the house protecting my wife.

No, this is San Francisco police. Friday, October 28, 2022. Okay, well, what do you think? He's got him on speaker. Yeah.

Yeah, but then if he's on speaker, the guy should know that it's the police. I think Paul Pelosi is doing like a sleuth thing. Have you ever seen sleuth where it's like the two guys in the room? He's very evasive. This makes no sense. I don't understand this call at all. What is this?

What is going on here? He mentioned the police in front of the guy. Yeah, but the pap is like, put it on speakerphone. I want to make sure the Capitol Police aren't around.

When's Nancy going to be back? And then Paul Blase is like, I'll figure it out for you. And he's like, no, no, I don't need police. Are the Capitol Police

around here? Like, where's Nancy? Like, oh, he's trying to figure out, he's just full. It's like a drunk

trying to win one over on a schizophrenic and it just sounds insane. Maybe. He thinks everything's good. I've got insane. Maybe. He thinks everything's good. I've got a problem, but he thinks everything's good. Okay.

Call us back if you change your mind. I've got a problem. No, no, no. This gentleman just came into the house, and he wants to wait here for my wife to come home. Zero, two, three, four, and 40. He's trying to explain what's going on without saying it's a bad thing.

Yeah, he's trying to be all cool. But he's like, would you fucking get the head? Sure, he knows the guy is insane, so he's like, I can say this. This is okay. Like, he's so crazy that this will sound like it's okay. Right. But I can't say, like, there's an emergency, bring cops.

Why didn't he do the order the pizza trick? Where you call 911 and you go, I need a bad pizza. I need it delivered right now. Maybe he's so hammered that he can't figure that out. But there's a much better, more efficient way to give a coded message to bring cops to the house. But he's probably just fucking hammered. He's wasted. Yeah, he's hammered.

He's fucking. He is. He's hammered in two ways that night. I didn't even mean to do a pun on mine. But it is confirmed that he was drunk, right? I mean, he's got a glass in his hand. I'm going to say he had a DUI a few weeks earlier. He's got to be fucked up.

He's like an old man. Yeah. Poor guy. He's got his dress shirt on and his underpants. Yeah. Poor guy. Poor guy. He's got his dress shirt on, his underpants. Yeah. Poor guy. Poor guy. Do you know who the person is?

No, I don't know who he is. He told me not to do anything. What is your address, sir? 225... Good thing they bleeped it out. What is your address, sir? 26- 225- Good thing they bleeped it out. What is your name? My name is Paul Pelosi. That sounds so coherent. For the love of God, come here. He thinks everything ought to-

He told me to put the phone down. And just do what he said. Okay. Okay. Okay, who, what's the gentleman's name? I don't know. What's his name? My name's David. The name is David.

He gets on the line. This is great. This is lovely. This is like a community call. He goes, my name's David. What's up? He goes, what the hell is going on? This is fascinating.

He goes, the pappy here. What are you doing? He goes, my name hell is going on? This is fascinating. He goes, DePappy here, what are you doing? He goes, my name's David DePappy. He goes, what's your name? What are you doing today? DePappy on the line. Hello? You rang? He goes, yes.

Speaking. Okay, and who is David? I don't know. I'm a friend of theirs. Yeah, he says he's a friend, but I've never... But you don't know who he is? No, ma'am. Man, David DePappe is doing some amateur shit right now.

Okay. He's telling me I'm being very leading, so I've got to stop talking to you, okay? Okay. You sure I can stay on the phone late, so I got to stop talking to you, okay? Zero, two, twenty, five, and... Okay. You sure I can stay on the phone with you just to make sure everything's okay? No, he wants me to get that all off the phone. Zero, two, twenty, six, and... Okay. Okay.

Everyone involved here... Thank you. I mean, the 911 operator's a complete dunce. Well, no, they, like, congratulated the 911 operator. The 911 operator sent a cop to them, like, immediately. I think they knew that she was... Any 911 call, they basically send... Don't they send the cop anyway?

Basically, they send them no matter what. So now she should realize, like, oh, there's something here. This guy's possibly captive. Let me say this, this, and this, because I don't want to cause any alarm and get this guy, you this guy beaten to death. Talk about a butt dial. It's Nancy Pelosi's husband.

You'd think they'd send the SWAT team immediately. That's what I'm wondering. I guess maybe it's a strategy to pull up to the house and not just immediately be like, because then they think he'll just kill Paul Pelosi. So they knock on the door all casually, but that's what's confusing me. I'm like, how come there's no gun involved?

Like, what the fuck is going on? I think both of these guys were all of a sudden faced with reality. I think DePappe was faced with the reality that he's here to kill someone, and he doesn't have it in him to do it with a fucking hammer cold-blooded, so he's letting Paul Pelosi play around with him or whatever and just see what he can get away with.

And he really wanted to kill Nancy, but she wasn't there. And then Paul Pelosi's wasted and just trying to figure everything out and be like uh you know like try to like win win over fucking what's his face to pappy he did all right i just don't understand him answering the door and not running right out the front door yeah yeah there's so many this is the most confusing fucking thing i've never seen anything like this it's it's as if these these people are satanic demons that run the world and we'll never know what they're truly up to. That's right, Debbie. It's actually so weird that I'm now starting to go like they might be Satan.

They're Satan worshipers. This is what happens. Paul Pelosi sticks his cock into Satan's den every night. Like, you know, if they still fuck. Like, Nancy Pelosi's pussy is full of bats, I'm sure. I bet there's fucking, you know those things you ever go into a cave and there's, like, the bat dung, like, hanging? It's the lagnatites or whatever. I bet it's just horrific in there. The bugs from the mummy crawl out and start running into your mouth.

These are demonic human beings that, you know, unfortunately deserve a maniac like David DePapp to... Let's watch this video anyway. I've already said enough on this. We have a video from a long time ago that I was worried would get taken off. They initially didn't have any idea. Oh, by the way, this guy got in a ton of trouble for telling the fucking truth

when this initially happened. Did Gus Fring hear it? It's... happened he got spring here yeah gustavo got fired from pollos hermanos after reporting the news no this guy uh people hated this guy because he reported that that uh paul pelosi answered the door and didn't run and everyone was like that's bullshit you're fucking asshole it's so weird so he didn't run. So strange. If I answer the door, I'd be screaming like, help me!

Like, don't fucking, like, you know what I mean? The minute I answer the door, why is my hand trying to wrestle the hammer from the guy just slip away and fucking dart at the cops? Yeah. Let's say that he was playing possum during the 911 call all the way leading up until the police arrived at the cops. Yeah. Let's say that he was playing possum during the 911 call all the way leading up

until the police arrived at the door. If that's what he was doing, once you see the police, you can stop playing possum. Yeah. So he... Right.

There's something very strange. That's what's so weird. He did all the... He actually was amazing. He handled it perfectly. The guy wasn't being violent with him. He called the cops and man, the guy's a retard and let him call the cops

and he gave his address. He got away with it. He probably offered him a drink. He had a drink. He's like, take your pants off. Whatever you want. And everything was great. And then he fucked up at the one yard line.

So that's what makes no sense. He f the ball the cops answered the door the cops are just like what's up they're not like you know if they had guns on him i get you can't run at him maybe he had his head already smashed in and so he was concussed what i'm i mean the thing is you gotta be he's be. Are you willing to risk that you slipping away is going to save? I mean, DePape's got a hammer, and he's got a wingspan, bro. No, no. DePape's a big boy. He's a big boy. He's got a wingspan.

Are you willing to risk that? Like, if you had a hammer on me, I don't know if I'd risk trying to break away. Let me just say you have a hammer. I'll say so. Here, here, here. You have a hammer, and we're kind of playfully just like you have the hammer. No, you have it in the other hand. Unfortunately, John's really used to this. Yeah, I'm

getting bludgeoned every weekend. No, no, yeah. So Devin's the cop. And I walk in. I'm going like, thanks for coming, guys. Thank you. First off, I go, who the fuck answered the door? Wait, am I the pappy? First off, I'm a cop and in this, and in this situation, the cop should go, hey.

You're a 70-year-old man, by the way. I go, hey, how the fuck did this door just open? I go, I don't know. Listen, I don't know. I'm already getting close to you. I go, and then I do that. Yeah, you do that and run out. In less than a second, I'm behind the cops. But, like, what if I grab that. Yeah, you do that and run at me. In less than a second,

I'm behind the cops. What if I grab your sweater and hit you? He still got hit. He got hit in his own home. At least make a run for the door. He made the wrong move. He goes to show he's a coward. He's an unpatriotic coward. He would have let the terrorists win.

Can't even make a run at the cops. The cops aren't that retarded. They know who the home invader is, and they know who the guy that lives there is. I think he was hoping the cops would immediately be like, get on the ground, but they didn't. How many old men with their pants off are breaking into homes? Exactly.

And how many men with hoodies and shorts on holding a hammer are like, no, I live in this $5 million home in San Francisco. The cops are like, we're trying to figure out what's going on right now. We're just trying to figure out who the homeowner is. Are you Paul Pelosi? Who's the aggressor here? Who's the aggressor here? Is it the old man with his pants off holding a drink?

Or is it the homeless man with a hammer? Or is it the weird stinky man with a hammer and a backpack and cargo shorts? It's bizarre. Strange. So strange. I'm very confused. I'm fascinated in this. This is the strangest thing.

I'm playing devil's advocate, by the way. I do think they were having gay sex. I'm just putting that out there. Why would he break in like that, though? It was a kinky thing. You think it's a kinky thing? Paul Pelosi's like, break the back door. He's like, I want you to break two back doors tonight. He's like, fuck that back door.

Oh, yeah, I hate that fucking back door. It's like body heat. He's sitting on the other end of the fucking glass, just staring at the pap. He's fucking smashing it. You think he's watching him? Yeah, he's jacking off watching him break in like it's The Shining. He's like, say where's Nancy, Wendell. If you say where's Nancy, that really makes me hard.

Let's call the cops this time. Let's call them and let's pretend it's a weird hostage situation. Then when they show up, maybe the Capitol police, you're saying that was like a donkey punch. Yeah, I think it was a donkey punch. He was just like, the cops weren't supposed to enter. They were supposed to be like,

all right, we don't want to see this. Depepe, donkey punch. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. So now, I didn't. I never connected the dots on that. Mm-hmm. So I see there's a possible situation

where they've been meeting every Thursday night to do donkey punch gay sex. What if he's known around town? Like you ask homeless people they go, who? David Donkey Punch DePappe? He does like the best donkey punches in the world.

They go, oh that motherfucker good. But Pelosi's so twisted he's like, I can't even come from this anymore. He goes We need a hammer They go You know David

You know Donkey Punch Da Pappy Worked under Harvey Milk For years in this city He goes Donkey Punch Da Pappy

Can't even make me come anymore Donkey Punch Da Pappy Somebody Okay I don't know I guess Donkey punched the puppy. Somebody, okay, I don't know. I guess either give him a hammer or maybe I'll never come again because I don't know. At this point, I don't know. All the homeless people are all pissed off.

He's out the game. Yeah, he's out the game. Some people had to go all Hollywood. The price of the brick's up now that DePappe's incarcerated. I guess, you know, well, David Donkey Punch DePappe had to get all elite on us. I guess

I'm not good enough to fuck in the ass with a hammer. He's gotta go fuck Nancy Pelosi's husband. I guess I gotta be in the Illuminati to get a pop-off. Get a pop-off. Get a pop-off. This fancy-schmancy is going to Bohemian Grove.

Look at Gus Fring here. Look at him go. He's like, I have heard that David DePappi is... You don't want to break it. I got it. There's no point in doing it for you. Can'm just trying to do it. You don't know Breaking Bad. There's no point in doing it for you. Can we make a...

Real quick. I'm disassociating right now. Why haven't you watched Breaking Bad? I'm not going to say why. I'm going to ask you to do something for me as a friend. Will you watch at least, please, in the next year with me? I'll watch it with you.

Will you watch Breaking Bad? Yeah, sure. Will you watch The Sopranos first? Well, we're watching fucking Last of Us first. Yeah, that's a hunk of... It's good, but it's a hunk of shit. It's a video game. It's a video game, John. It's not a real show. It's really good.

Yeah, when we're done, I'll do whatever you want. Johnny, you need to watch. This summer, you're going to watch The Sopranos with me, and then we're going to watch Breaking Bad. Please? It's actually ridiculous that you're spending your time you will devote all your time to watching The Last of Us and not those shows.

Last of Us is premiering now. It's more exciting. Why do you watch shows like that and not the greatest shows? I would love to watch Sopranos with the number one Sopranos guy. I've told you I've watched it with you before. Yeah, yeah. You haven't.

I have. Last of Us right now, we have to watch that. We have to. It's on right now. It's fun. I'm into it. Every Sunday we hang out. It's not even close.

We get snacks. Oh, it's not even close, but it's fun and new. No, I'll watch it. Yeah, turn on the- It's not even close to Succession or, I mean- Oh, it'll be fun. We'll be all hot up there. We'll have our fucking-

I got AC. Oh. I got AC now. Well, I don't have- It's just a unit up there. We'll have our fucking, I got AC. Oh, I got AC now. Well, I don't have, it's just a, it's just a unit in the corner. Yeah.

Yeah. I remember that unit. Yeah. We'll watch. I know you fuck it a lot. Fuck Devin's air. What the fuck did you just do? Oh my God.

Oh my God. Guys, look, we're in a weird LSD trip. There's a million Gus Frings on the screen. It's a mirror universe. All right. Uh, what was going on? They knew they had a high Frings on the screen. It's a mirror universe. All right. What was going on?

They knew they had a high priority call on their hand. What was unclear? What was happening inside the property just behind me? They was fucking. This morning, Paul Pelosi is home, back at the house that became a crime scene a week ago today. I got to say, Paul Pelosi, handsome old man. Kind of looks like a classic actor. Doesn't he look, handsome old man. Kind of looks like a classic actor.

Doesn't he look like an old... He looks kind of like a classic actor. Sort of like Elliot Gould. Better looking than Elliot Gould, I'd say. I don't know. He looks kind of like... Fuck. Falk.

What's the guy? Peter Falk. Sure. You know? A week ago today, NBC News learning new details about the moments police arrived. Sources familiar with what happened. I gotta say, this is like my favorite case ever, probably. This is my new favorite case.

I mean, after OJ, that, I mean, it was funny when it first happened. This ain't gonna be a case, buddy. This footage makes it my favorite case. That footage is amazing, dude. I can't, I'm going to watch that. When we get drunk tonight at Joey's, I'm going to want, we're going to like, Joey and I are going to like dance. I'm going to get a fucking whiteboard and start going like, okay, DePappe drinks in at this time. And then he goes like, okay, this is how, why was Pelosi behaving like this at this time? And his underwear was, his underwear was Calvin Klein.

What does that have to do with it? Fruit of the Loom or Calvin Klein. You have the red string and the fucking maps. So DePappe was wearing Fruit of the Loom. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that means he's a pay grade lower. And DePappe, it's unsure if he was wearing underpants because his butt crack was out in the open at the end there

when the demonic grunting started. When that cop was rimming to pap it. Yeah, I mean, let's be honest. The worst part is he's got to cut away from the video after the old man starts snoring. Yeah, that's actually... That's hard to listen to. You know what's funny?

No one likes an old guy. I hated that. Actually, I kind of liked it. Nobody likes that. Because it reminded me of Animaniacs when a guy got hit in the head and then started snoring. Well, it's just like, no matter how evil or how adjacent to evil an old guy is

old people are just adorable and this is why you'll never you know never like even when they would like even when they arrested the golden state killer and he murdered 60 fucking people and broken into homes all for his whole life and he was a cop he was a maniac and but when they wheeled him into that courthouse you were were kind of just like, nah, that poor guy. You mean the big rapist? Yeah, you were just like, god, that poor guy. I mean, he's old. His bones hurt. Let him be!

Have you ever seen The Devil Next Door? About the man who used to torture Jews at an off-wit's... When they arrest him in Cleveland or whatever? Yeah, he was a Nazi. Yes, and then you see him, though. And you go, come Yes. Oh, shit. When they arrest him in Cleveland or whatever. Yeah. He was a Nazi. Yes. And then you see him, though.

And you go, come on. He's old now. You gotta go. He's got wrinkles. You go, why is he so cute, though? He's adorable.

I wanna pinch his cheeks. Yeah. Yeah, the old Nazi. An old guy like that. I'm like, all right, before you arrest him, can I buy him some groceries

and get him like, is he okay? Can I take his groceries to his car for him before you arrest this nazi you got let him hug his damn grandkids real quick he's fucking 80 i think like after 65 you should just you should be acquitted of all crimes because you're adorable they did that for vincent patriarca that mob boss in providence he like they didn't let him like he wasn't like he was like so old and he had like insane heart issues.

He like wouldn't stand, he was too, he was medically unable to stand trial or whatever. Yeah. But like, I think they do it sometimes, but if you're like a Nazi serial killer,

I think they just should blow your brains out. I'll be kidding. Take a fucking nap. I would love to. What a hero John is. Wow, John, thanks. Yeah, I'm anti-Nazi war criminal.

Oh, we get it. You're the good guy on the podcast. Because if you were lopping Jews into a furnace, I say you should be punished. John goes, call me crazy. Call me crazy. I think Paul Pelosi deserved to get hit in the head with a gun. I do too. A feral homosexual.

Yeah. A feral. That's maybe the original sinister queer. I do too. Feral homosexual. Yeah. Feral. That's maybe the original Sinister Queer. Feral homosexual meets dark queer. It's like Alien versus Predator. The feral homosexual versus the sinister queer. The sinister queer leads him back to the Outlook Hotel.

Dana White's like running. Dana White is organizing the fight. UFC 293. It's like a labyrinth. ...in the Pelosi residence, now revealing when officers responded to the high-priority call, they were seemingly unaware they'd been called to the home of the Speaker of the House. After a knock and announce, the front door was opened by Mr. Pelosi. The 82-year-old did not immediately declare an emergency or try to... He was walking pretty well.

He's trying. He's literally just trying to survive. All right. I actually feel bad now for making fun of him. Why? He's literally just trying to survive. All right. I actually feel bad now for making fun of him. Why? He's a fucking scumbag. He's a scumbag. Fuck you.

But like I said, you heard my rule. I think I'm going to up it. After 77. You can't bash the brains out with a hammer. After 77, no matter what you did in your life, you're now an adorable old man, and you shouldn't. No problems. Imagine being that man, and you shouldn't... No problems. Imagine being that guy.

Because you didn't get caught until 77. What'd they do to Whitey Bulger in prison? Didn't they cut his tongue out and gouge his eyeballs out and shit? Really? Yeah, dude. It was horrific. They beat him with a padlock to death,

but they gouged his eyes out and cut his tongue out. Yeah. I think so. They really fucked Whitey Bulger up. Enough of Paul. We're going to watch some Whitey. You didn't know about this?

I knew they got caught. Joey and I used about this? You know how Whitey Bulger got caught? I knew they got caught. Do you know how he got caught? Joey and I had a drink at the place he used to drink at one time. Yeah, he got caught. I do know how he got caught. He went to The Departed. He has?

No, his girl snitched on him, I think. She dry snitched on him. I don't believe so. They had an argument. He was witnessed going to The Departed and somebody recognized him. The movie? Yeah. Wow.

That was a while ago. Yeah. I'm pretty sure they like gouged his eyes out and cut his tongue out or something because he's an FBI informant. The notorious Boston crime boss named Whitey Bulger is... Look at him. He looks like one of those... He looks like a snow baby.

He does. With a beard. Let him be. I'm getting a cowboy kiss....transferred to a federal baby. He does. With a beard. Let him be. I'm getting a cowboy kiss. One day after being transferred to a federal prison in West Virginia, his death is being investigated as a homicide. Several news organizations, including the Boston Globe, reported he was murdered in prison today by inmates associated with the mob.

Did you see this? Yeah. What'd you say? I was rubbing my... I was rubbing crap off of my computer screen, and Joey said, I'm being gay for Whitey Bulger. Oh, what a lovely young man.

Look at that guy. Doesn't that look like one of the guys in the last photo with the shining? Yeah, he doesn't look like he's going to crowbar you over a vending machine. He went gambling and drug rackets across Boston for decades. He was an FBI informant as well.

It's pretty cool he was killed by the mafia. He was? Yeah, he was killed by people connected to the mob. In prison? Oh, yeah. I didn't even know that still existed, really. Oh, they'll do it, dude. They got Epstein that way. The mafia killed Epstein? Yeah, remember his cellmate

was that weird guido? Yeah. Yeah. Who had mob ties and shit. Yeah. Hold on. Joey's taking his pee-pee. Go, Joey, go. This is Joey's pee-pee intermission.

His pee-pee. You gotta go pee-pee. It's so diminishing. Saying a grown man has to go pee-pee. This peep. You gotta go peep. It's so diminishing. Saying a grown man has to go peep. This is Joey's tinkle intermission. You gotta go wee wee, Joey? He's gotta go peep. Joey's gotta go peep. He might make a poo-poo. Keep playing, bud.

Fuck it. No, he misses out. In the 1970s and 80s, Emily Rooney of Public Station WGBH... is everybody named rooney like way lied or something everyone named rooney has to start looking like mickey rooney slowly transforming into a human callus they all turn into the wrestler thank you for talking with us what is known about how he died well he was only in the new prison. He had come up from court. She goes, he was raped to death. I love prison deaths.

They're fascinating. Yeah. Like Dahmer was beaten with a bar, like a steel bar. I thought Dahmer was electrocuted. I thought he was killed by the system. No, he was in the showers. At that point in his life, he was accepting God. But he had said that he was like accepting god he was like accepting

that god exists or something this is okay i could be completely wrong but i'm pretty sure he was like he was talking to a priest at that point in his life and but the priest he was having a struggle because he was like accepting god but he was also like i i've done i'm a horrible person i deserve to die like dahmer was like under the impression that he deserved to die at that point so when they beat him with a bar in the showers they beat him to death and he apparently like welcomed it he like let them do it really yeah it's kind of like it's kind of sad in a way but it's like not at all I mean yeah but it's weird it's pathetic it's like a guy just letting like anytime someone just you know it's just a pathetic thing I don't know just there's how did it go down like how did you look at my wikipedia i think he uh i think he just um people were always

after him because he's fucking he just kind of was like go ahead yeah i heard he was like let me see jeffrey domer interesting real quick yeah let's pause it for joey hold on jeffrey domer all right oh and did you were we watching that episode of the first 48 or cold case files where they think he killed like an eight year old boy in fucking Florida? Yes. Yeah. That was cool. Adam.

No, not cool. That was weird. That was sick. That was sick, dog. No, what was that? It was the kid that had his, oh, the guy, John Walsh. America's most wanted. Adam Walsh.

Adam Walsh, the guy that created, or no, no, no. Adam Walsh was the name of the kid, right? Okay. John, are you listening to this? Yeah, I'm trying to look up Jeffrey Dahmer's death. Okay, well, you can do two things at once. I can't. It's hard.

They thought he cut the kid's head off. Who created America's Most Wanted? Let's set it up for the listener. The Walsh guy. His name is like John Walsh. John Walsh. I don't know what his fucking name is. So the guy that created America's Most Wanted,

he had a kid named Adam Walsh, and his kid was kidnapped, strangled, and then his head was cut off. His head was chopped off. And then that's why he went on to create America's Most Wanted. Jeffrey Dahmer, at the time, lived 20 minutes away from the site of the kidnapping. And people said at the site of the kidnapping, this retard admitted to doing it. He was also already in prison, and they kind of accepted that that was the guy who killed adam walsh but at the time jeffrey dahmer lived 20 minutes away and then uh worked for a company that had blue vans as their service vehicle and people at the

scene said they saw a tall blonde man loading a kid into a blue van now the thing is is people said jeffrey dahmer there was an interview with where Jeffrey Dahmer was like, I've told you everything. He's like, why would I not tell you? But the thing is, is like all of Jeffrey Dahmer's victims were adults. So maybe there could have been some shame in him or he's like, I'm not going to admit to this kid. I'm not going to admit to the kid.

That's possible. Honestly, there was a lot more evidence pointing at Dahmer than there was at that like hick that like admit like that turned himself in but like couldn't read because there was a that like hick that like admit like let that turned himself in but like couldn't read because there was a guy that turned himself in and was like like literally mentally retarded but said he did it there's two guys fighting over it

every other guys fighting over credit there's two guys being like no I killed there was two two complete retards that were fighting over the credit of who killed this kid and neither of them the cops let both of them go because they were like they don't well the one they eventually accepted one guy and because they found like uh they took uh what's the luminol in his fucking car and found blood and shit in the

back of it and well maybe he did but here here here so on july 3rd a fellow inmate uh attempted to slash domer's throat with a razor embedded in a toothbrush um he it didn't. Dahmer's family, he had long been ready to die and accepted any punishment he might endure in prison. Basically, he was left unsupervised in the showers with two other guys for 20 minutes, and then he was discovered on the floor of the bathrooms suffering extreme head wounds. He'd been severely bludgeoned in the head and

face with a 20 inch metal bar. And, uh, yeah, he was still alive, but, uh, he died two days later.

So, uh, yeah, I think these guys, I think Dahmer just had a target on his back, bro. I mean, low key,

like, I'd like to think Jeffrey Dahmer had a target on his back. No, no, but say you're in prison, you're there for life without parole, and you're like, fuck it, I'll kill Dahmer. Yeah, of course. He deserves it. Totally. I'm going to beat him to death with a hammer.

Yeah. Slashing his throat in a chapel is pretty cool. Let's do a little whitey stuff, and then we'll head over to the page. West Virginia, less than 24 hours. He was still in his wheelchair. I have heard some reports that he was surrounded by a mob of gang of people. My name's Emily Rooney, and I'm who Mickey Rooney modeled his face after. This is the kingdom.

I can't corroborate that. All the Rooneys look like us. This is just what happens when you're a Rooney. We don't know why, but all Rooneys look like this. So he was in a wheelchair, and he was surrounded by a gang of men. And then I think they bludgeoned him to death. Who? Bulger?

Bulger. The prison is just, they know this will happen, right? They just kind of let it happen. Yeah, that's the crazy part. No, but like the people that run the prison, they're just like, yeah, like, don't they know, like, aren't there some criminals where they know that everyone will kill them so they don't let them out? Oh, yeah, yeah.

You think they put them in the shoes. So why did they let Whitey Bulger just be wheeling around the community? They knew it would happen. They're just letting him wheel around the community day room like he's playing murder ball. And then they're just fucking bludgeoning him to death. Why are they letting Whitey just race around? Because they're okay with him dying. Guards are smart.

They're with these prisoners every day. They understand like, oh, here's what these guys are. Here's what they're like okay with him dying. Guards are smart. They're with these prisoners every day. They understand like, oh, here's what these guys are, here's what they're affiliated with, these gangs. Here's what these guys hate. They know that if Whitey Bolzer comes to their jail, they're like, oh, these guys are going to hate that.

So by putting them with Whitey, yeah. They know what they're doing. That federal prison, he had a lot... It may say more than that too it may say that they had transferred him there for a different reason and there was somebody there waiting for him we also whitey bulger was more hated right because he was an fbi informant like these guys in prison wouldn't have done that to him if he had just been whitey bulger he was an intense right just And just got caught. He was a snitch. He was a massive snitch.

Yeah. Of course. That's why they did it. And also murdered tons of people. Oh, no. Nobody killed him for being a killer. No, no. They did it because he was a snitch.

Yeah. They don't know. You know, a lot of questions. But wasn't he a snitch for a really long time? A long ass time. Yeah, but. Like Wall being in the mafia? He wasn't in the mafia.

He was like a crony. Nobody knew that he was a snitch until he became a fugitive. And that's why he left the Santa Monica. Okay, gotcha. Man, I wish that Black Mass movie with Johnny Depp was better.

That movie sucked. I thought it was okay. Really? That movie was mafia porn. It sucked bad. The whole movie was just people taking guys out of trunks and walking them into a field and being like, no, we gonna hurt your body we're not gonna hurt you and then they

just blow his brains out as he fucking you know begs for his life the whole movie was just like you know guys getting shot in the head there was no movie i thought johnny depp did a good job in it yeah he was fine if there was a movie around it they had the whole thing where it was like the two guys that were that were um the two fbi the two cops that were tracking him were in high school together with whitey and they were all friends they did nothing with that storyline that one guy's accent was insane too the guy like you remember that guy it was insane you want to hear what they did irish minstrel show he's like eating a big potato yeah it was like a fucking mick cooning uh they basically found Bolger in a wheelchair,

beaten to death by multiple inmates armed with a sock-wrapped padlock and a shiv. His eyes had nearly been gouged out and his tongue almost cut off. The law enforcement official described Bolger as unrecognizable. Jesus, fuck. Wow, do you think they made sure he was alive as they cut his tongue out and shit like that?

Probably. As a torture technique? No, I think they did that post-mortem. his tongue out and shit like that, like as a torture technique? No, I think... Or maybe they did that post-mortem. The tongue thing is like, yeah, like it's the known, you're a snitch, you spoke, your tongue is what you see, your eyes are getting gouged out. By the way, where do they get this

amount of time in prison to do that without guards running at them? The guards were clearly looking the other way. They obviously look away and the guards are like, I'm on lunch! Yeah, the guards... Pretty fitting end for White'm on lunch. Yeah. The guards definitely. Pretty fitting end for Whitey Bulger. Yeah. A real live by the sword, die by the sword.

He probably knew it was coming. Yeah. He probably. He was a racist, too. What if his name was Blacky Bulger? I'd be pissed. Imagine the shit he was lobbying at those Italians while they were doing it, too. Yeah.

Also, Italians invented this shit. You fucking wop. Shut up, you mick you can't snap stop trying to be like the itis yeah i mean he he was a big i don't know apparently he was a lot more pathetic than like those that black mass movie portrayed and b he was just kind of like a oh really yeah he was just a crony there was no irish mafia ever he was just like a fucking gang leader yeah there was no it wasn't it wasn't the way the ital Italian Mafia. Well, yeah, they had the code in the Omerita. Irish Mafia was more just like criminals.

Yeah, Whitey Bulger was doing extortion. That's what he did. He owned a bunch of vending machines and extorted people to local businesses. That's what the Italian Mafia did, too, but it was just more organized. Well, the Italian Mafia was five families. Yeah, but the Italian Mafia was knocking over fucking armored trucks and shit and breaking into stuff and taking big crimes. They were doing big crimes, big white-collar crimes.

In Boston, they were the kings of knocking over armored trucks. Yeah. I'm just saying, it's all when you boil a damn pedigree. The best. Yeah, but then... Bellissimo. Bellissimo. And then Ronald Reagan destroyed them with the RICO charges

and started ratting on each other. Yeah, drugs killed them off. These guys couldn't take the time because they started selling coke and heroin and shit. Remember that guy we met in New Orleans? The fucking civil RICO charge guy? That guy was amazing, dude. That fucking lawyer.

Yeah, I gotta have that. It's the best fucking thing on the menu. I wish I could just replay that moment in my life. I wish we could go back to that morning. It was such a great, beautiful morning. Our time in New Orleans was some of the most fun I've ever had in my life. Just a beautiful little walk down that street. I have footage of you

with a black homeless guy that could tank your entire life. It's good footage. It's really funny and all of our listeners would genuinely be like, oh, that's fine, but you're being a little wild. I'm getting a little gnarly. You're saying a few words. Well, he was okay with it, you know?

He was a black dude and he was okay with it. But it was very funny. He loved it. David, our friend David. I knew him as Chicago. Devin was like, no, that's his slave name. His name's David. I kept saying, stop calling.

We were blackout drunk. If you're like Chicago, Devin's like, his name's David. I was like, shut the fuck up. All right, let's finish this real quick. Started on this criminal path. These two old white ladies talking about Whitey Boulder. Tell us about his career. He was a criminal at age 30.

This is Dick Cheney if he didn't get into politics. Yeah. He was robbing convenience stores. He dropped out of school. Just him just swerving on't get into politics. Yeah. You know, he was robbing community stores. He dropped out of school. Just him just swerving on a road in Montana. Yeah. At the age of 14, he ran a criminal enterprise for decades and decades. You know, he had this charm and this sort of appeal that he lured people into his net, including women.

He often had two or three women going at a time. He took that one on the road with him, but he tried to take the other one with him first, and she gave up and came home, and then he took Catherine Gregg on the road with him. Cool fucking people. I mean, he sounds awesome. They look really cool to me.

Over what period of his life, and how did that develop? Well, in 1975, he became an informant. What had happened was... Damn, dude, five became an informant what had happened was the uh... to use it for the federal or do you think it's a yeah what's why he was getting away with the first of all i have right in mafia in order to do so they enlisted the help of the uh... winter hill gang which was won by white people sure and all of his associates

they figured bill turn a blind eye to rackets and numbers and some of the, you know, busting, you know, machines and that kind of stuff. But they also turned a blind eye to 19 murders. And then in 1995,

FBI... Yeah, it was really fucked up. The FBI were bringing in people to kill. Like, it was crazy. What'd you say? The FBI were bringing in people to kill at certain points. They What'd you say? The FBI were bringing him people to kill at certain points. They were bringing him people that had snitched on him, like to Whitey Bulger.

It was crazy. But real quick, beyond that, can we talk about how adorable this guy is? Oh, just a little cutie pie. Is that Whitey? Look at him. Look at him. A cute little enforcer or something?

Imagine him with a newspaper. Is that French from The Departed? Frenchie. Another county hosier. Not too many. She got reliable. They felt funny. Francis, you really got a problem.

funny feels like he took the fall for Francis you really got a problem you mentioned murders I mean he killed people with his own hands oh yes and then he's just channel where it's like all women over view mafia edition he was only convicted of one of those murders but then he was and you know bury the remains so that they couldn't be as easily identified we didn't have DNA testing back then but the story of his life, I mean, he pulled her teeth out and shit. Documentaries about him. He'll be remembered for all of this.

Sounds like a good guy. Wants to donate the teeth. And the woman who was with him at the end, she's still serving time. So Catherine Gregg is still serving time. People need teeth. She was sentenced to a fairly minimum number of years. He's an Oregon donor.

So what they're saying is Whitey Bulger wasn't looking down. He donated his eyes and his tongue. Where money was hidden, something like that. I can't remember the details of that. Jesus. Oh my God. So she's still, I believe, she's in a federal prison somewhere locally, I believe. But what a

legacy he has. Yikes. Didn't she have sex with Sylvester Stallone in the 80s? They're lamenting this at all. They're cheering. They're popping Yikes. Didn't she have sex with Sylvester Stallone in the 80s? What? What? What the fuck are you talking about? What do you mean, lady? You dumb bitch.

Yeah, this is the only way his life should have ended. Virginia remains on lockdown tonight as the search continues for the killer of Whitey Bulger. The Boston gangster was dead within hours of arriving at that prison in West Virginia. He was only there for like a couple hours? He was there for 45 minutes before his tongue was cut out. The reputed mobster's early morning death was quick and so violent, it was reported that the 89-year-old was unrecognizable. The suspect, a mafia hitman, Freddy Diaz. violent it was reported that the 89 year old was unrecognizable the suspect a mafia hitman Freddy Diaz Diaz is one of the inmates under investigation looks

like one of the guys Tiger King bangers eyes beating him in his cell Tuesday morning he has a career Massachusetts criminal was in Hazelton another mob boss in 2009 when I first heard that he mr. Bulger was killed in Hazleton, that's the first thing I thought was Freddie was there. Daniel Kelly represents Ghiaz. He was aware of Whitey Bulger. He had a distaste for informants. Bulger's violent death mirrored his life and made for gory movie scenes based on the maniac

mobster. His death made headlines in the papers that made him infamous. The Boston Globe's Shelley Murphy has reported on Whitey Bulger's mob life for over 30 years and says in prison his cooperation with the FBI made him a target. Damn, what do you think he's listening to? Whitey Bulger went to bed that night and by that morning... He's listening to the Dropkick Murphys on his way to prison. I'm shivving up to Boston! You look pretty badass in that fucking walk.

You look pretty cool, even for a weird old man. Yeah, why was he in a wheelchair? I don't know. He was walking pretty good. Probably for optics. His lawyer told him to get in the chair. That's exactly what it was. His lawyer's like, you're going to want to sit down for this.

We're all going to prison, some Italian guys with shanks. It doesn't take much, I mean, for a 51-year-old to beat an 89-year-old man in a wheelchair to death. Murphy says few people knew who Freddy Diaz was until now. In Freddy's mind, does Freddy feel like he'll be a hero? Probably. Yeah, he was killed by a character from Vice Principles. And now he will be known as the guy who killed Whitey Bulger. Pretty cool.

I'd love to be known as that guy. Now we're going to mix in a hot chick. Oh, boy. All right. You guys good? Yeah. What do you You guys good? Yeah. What do you think, Joey? I'm not quite satisfied.

What are we going on to next? We got a lot. We got some stuff. Cool. We got some stuff here. Some cool stuff. You know, I think that was a good... It was great.

Donkey Punch to Pappy. Donkey Punch to Pappy. Oh, that's a perfect name for it. I thought you meant in general. No, I think the episode was good. Oh, that's a perfect name for it. I thought you meant in general. No, I think the episode was good. No, no, I'm saying like... Oh, you're saying like... We're going to wrap.

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We can't. I'll do it on the Patreon. Okay said we couldn't talk about it on this one. Oh, because it's Patreon. I'll do it on the Patreon. Okay. I'll do some of it on the Patreon. All right. But I couldn't even think about doing it on this because... Because, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well...

Well, you got a lot of women talking here. No, no. No. Because I have a job. Oh, right. Yeah, and you did... It was at your job. It was at my job.

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Thank you for supporting us A lot of people have been going through the archives lately Yeah it's nice We're getting people Yeah It's starting to happen It's nice A lot of episodes

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we're always in a fucking sweet spot buddy alright I'm catching what you're throwing okay goodnight folks love you thank you love you bye