Hate Watch with Devan Costa - Down Low Dodgers

Episode Date: November 4, 2024

Dave Roberts gets drunk and twerks on Ice Cube at Dodgers championship celebration, bicyclists being entitled scumbags, gay people these days https://www.patreon.com/c/HateWatchPodcast Support the show and get your new 3-month premium wireless plan for just $15 a month at https://www.mintmobile.com/hatewatch

🎵 You motherfuckers you motherfuckers I've no where's Devin. I don't know what we need him for the show. Oh shit. What the fuck was that? Oh my god! I wrote my fucking hand off! Oh my goodness! I wrote my fucking hand off! Are you okay? Walk it off! You bandaged that so fast!

I don't bleed blue! It's like reddish! Oh, Hector blew his cock off! He tried to fuck the dynamite! Oh my goodness! Oh my goodness! Oh, the dynamite! Smells like sriracha.

No, no it doesn't. No, it's blood, fool! That's blood, dude. Fuck you. Fuck you, fool! Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you. My homie's in pain. I've been on this team my whole fucking life.

This is how they do me. You can't do gang signs anymore. Let's watch it. Rock and roll, brother. Let's watch it. Rock and roll. There is a Dodgers fan who blew off his entire hand the other night. Is this the blurred version?

Let's talk over it for a second. Well, no, the blurs. There's the blur. The blood. That's his second. Well, no, the blur is the, I mean the blood. It's the blur. It's his hand. Oh no. And then the blur I think is here. Oh my goodness.

Oh, come on. Oh my goodness. The back to back, oh my goodness. Oh, oh, oh. He's missing all of his fingers. He's acting like Tom Sizemore in Saving Private Ryan. He's like, I just got the wind knocked out of me. I'll be fine. He's been hit he's acting like Tom Sizemore in saving private Ryan. He's like I just got the wind knocked out of me I'll be fine. He's been hit 30 times. Oh

Man, what a what a what a time to be alive here in LA People finally get to celebrate the Dodgers light a bus on fire. I know your head is on fire You know the good stuff. I fucking the guy's in charge of buying new buses for LA Metro as a regular at my bar Oh, they came in with like all smiles Yeah, he's like to get a new bus yes And he was like do they spray painted he's like check this out And they have one of the tires and on somebody spray painted fuck the Yanks on one of the tires and on somebody spray painted, fuck the Yanks.

He was just laughing his ass off. That's great. Yeah, that kicks ass, man. Like dude, you should buy a fucking bang bus. That would kick ass. Yeah, I do. Yeah, yeah. He gets the baby alien bus.

Baby alien's the new driver. Baby log boy's like, Ollie boy. Oh, fuck. Hey, McGeeby. Oh, we had so much fun. That was the best. That was the best, yeah.

That was crazy. To leave your place to a meet, the Dodgers win, you go, oh my god, you pay your tab, you run out and the street is closed off. Well, we pay our tab. We're the only ones that pay our tab. That poor restaurant. Everyone else ran out on their tab. Oh no. Truly everyone just dipped the second they won.

You gotta get a card on that night. I was like, you have to put a card down the second a tab starts. Like the business is a fucking, they goofed. Isn't that part of the online ordering? No, we were at, we were at Kombu. Oh. So 33 tabs was full. Your fucking COVID brain, I swear to God. You forgot what it was.

John, where did you think we were? Okay, you were there. I forgot. Fuck. John's like, John, did you think we were in Tokyo? Yeah. It's the chair. I was like, we were in Tokyo?

Yeah, does my mic sound low by the way to anyone else I can't sounds high on this really hey hello Hey, yeah, can you hear me keep it there? It sounded loading? That's mine, dude That's wait for my right. Yeah, better Fuck you. Okay No, that was probably the most fun I've ever had watching any sport ever it was awesome I did I tell you guys I had to ride through two mobs on The way on the way back. So the mob in front at Echo Park Boulevard I rode through and I'm like revving the motorcycle people were getting out of my way and then some guys start punching me in the head They want the bike. I know that like a Dodger fan like excited But then it was like a fun punch, but so you're punching me in the head while I'm on a motor

Dude I get to where the like the Douglas is and then There's another mob there and then I can't I keep telling these cops like I can't stop the bikes It's gonna be hard for me to start it again And they're telling me to move and then this cops like just go down this one-way street and I go down one way street I'm tees out right in front of Dodger Stadium, and it's like last of us. There's another mob I have to ride through again and I get through all these people and all these cars are turned off. It's crazy.

This is today or? After the World Series. Okay, okay, okay. It was nuts. I mean, the Douglas looked like it was like World War Z. It was insane. I left just right when I saw all the riot cops start running towards a group of guys

and I was like, fuck, I have to get the fuck out of here. It was nuts. We should have looted. They shot a fucking- I'm just touching, I mean, we paid a tab. I can't loot. I know, we should have paid our tab. I couldn't even loot our tab.

And then we should have paid our tab like gentlemen and then looted the undefeated store next door. I need new shoes. Yeah. Would have been great, man. Oh, it's a beautiful time. Did you guys see at the celebration today, Ice Cube put on another little performance

and Dave Roberts came out. Dave Roberts probably hasn't had, he doesn't drink often. You never seem to smile. These managers, they sit there very stern and they just did the whole game and then they occasionally, the pitcher sucks and then they walk up to the pitcher and they go, you know you suck ass right? And the pitcher's like, yeah yeah yeah. He's like, I'm gonna give you one more chance but you really are sucking a lot of ass. And then they go back and then if the pitcher continues sucking ass, they get a guy on the phone,

and the guy on the phone goes, does he suck enough ass to take him out? And they go, yeah, he's sucking enough ass. And then they take you out. That's really your whole life as a manager. He let loose today during Ice Cube's performance. And I think we realized something. I think he's a closet homosexual.

I think he's letting it out. He's a closeted homosexual who was finally able to let it out because this is, this is him in the middle of the performance. He starts, he starts like, It's unbelievable. He starts kind of twerking on Ice Cube. He opens his ass cheeks up right here.

Truly spreads his ass. Spreads his ass and then thrusts it towards his cock. Is he black? Yeah. Yeah Ice cubes like don't be faggot and start beating the shit out of them. Ice cube bludgeon him to death in the middle of Dodger Stadium Just hammer fisting him hammer in front of everybody. This is a big celebration. Oh, wouldn't that be, that'd be so funny. Let me say it one more time.

That was a strange move. Insane move. I can make the ass drip. What the fuck? He said I can make the ass drip. I can make the ass drop. A drip, I thought he said drip, like calm. I can make the ass drop.

Either way, it's crazy. Davis. Davis, like, you know. I could make the ass drop. Either way, it's crazy. Davis. Davis, like, you know, I have a fucking beard at home. I fucking hate this life. Ice Cube is so hot. I'm in this alpha environment all the time. I see their big fucking Dominican dicks in the locker room all day, and I just want a piece. And Ice Cube, you're kind of my height, let's fuck.

He has the face of like an old 90s police movie chief who like demands your badge and your gun. And now he's twerking, he's spreading his damn cheeks up and he's busting a white elephant for ice cream. Busting an elephant. I mean, he's like, give me your badge and your gun and I'll send your cock in my ass.

Give me your badge, your gun and your pussy. Yeah, he, you know, maybe he's just being an uncle, like an older guy that doesn't know how to like dance. Classic, gay, uncle. Opening, the whole event, he kept kinda, there was, he was, you know. And also just no rhythm whatsoever. He was slipping his number into guys' pockets.

Pretty sure, yeah. That's like a roofie to him. You're hot. He doesn't even have a roofie to them. He's just slipping his phone number into the guy's pockets. Pretty sure, yeah. That's like a roofie to him. You're hot. He doesn't even have a roofie to him. He's just slipping his phone number into their drink. He goes, Freddy Freeman, you're fucking hot. He goes, Freddy, he goes, why don't you break those veneers off of my cock, Freddy?

He goes, Freddy Freeman, you're fucking hot. He's drunk, he's standing next to Freddy Freeman's face. Freddy Freeman's standing next to his wife and his child who just recovered from a horrible illness and he's like hammered. He's like, Freddie, you're fucking hot. He's like, Phillip Sabour off, but not in the third day. He's like, you don't even know what I would do to you,

Freddie. They catch you, they, in the middle of the sandwich, like, who the hell's Dave? And it cuts to the top, and he's like, you're a fucking idiot, idiot. They go in the locker room, and the Freddie Freeman's about to take a piss in the urinal, and there's just a big hole in all his ears,

Dave's pay eyes. No. Dave's hiding behind like portraits of the eyes cut out. He's like, don't mind me, I'm just Vin Scully watching you piss. He grabs the mic, he keeps drinking throughout the ceremony, he finally bum rushes the stage and he pushes Clayton Kershaw aside,

he takes the mic out of his hand, he goes, will somebody suck me up? I'm trying to suck some dick tonight, LA. LA, who wants to fuck this ass? He goes, that was the best gay pride parade I've ever been through my entire fucking life. LA, somebody fuck this ass? He goes, that was the best gay pride parade I've ever been to in my entire fucking life. LA! Somebody fuck my ass! Who wants the Salt Lake Dodgers?

He goes, whole stadium lined up to fuck my ass. I'm taking all 50,000 of you in my ass tonight. He goes, I know we all saw that chick on OnlyFans. She banged 100 people in a day. I'm gonna get butt-fucked. I'm gonna beat the record! I beat the record! And he goes, I'm beating the record for free!

He goes... He goes, in fact, I'll actually pay you all separately to fuck my ass ass Whoever hits my G-spot gets a spot on the team They go breaking news, the Dodgers just signed 50,000 people to their roster They do like an invincible thing where they let people try out but you have to make him come You have to hit his ass G-spot. There's an open tryout. Open tryout on my ass! I love the moment when he puts his hand in the air.

They're playing Right Now by Van Halen. Everybody's getting ready. Just a janitor walking into a closet and being like, I'm gonna try out for the team. And it's just a medical curtain with an ass sticking out of it. He doesn't know hands coming and then it's just they shoot fireworks off. Oh man. No hands coming so funny. It's okay. Freddie Freeman, you're so fucking high.

He goes up to Yamamoto and show, he says you guys can't even fuck good. You tiny Asian cocks. He starts getting racist. He goes what do I have that they don't have? I can be an octopus for you. Fucking pixelated dicks. He's dressed like a little schoolgirl for Ohtani. He dresses Ohtani like a sailor.

He's like, he's like, if I dress like Chun Li, would that do it for you boys? I just like Chun Li. Freddy, your grandson made me so fucking hard. He goes, oh, Tony, I do get into my asshole, please. I love him going after the most mild married guy on the team. Just like he's like an L.A. hero icon at this point now. And he's like, he just makes it really uncomfortable.

Freddie leaves the franchise cause Dave Roberts got hammered at the event and tried to. He's like, you ruined a really special day for me, coach. Freddie, you're a great player, but it's such a night you're really fucking hot. Freddie, oh, come on, bite my tit. Bite my tit with those big teeth here. Because I know we look at each other.

I see you looking at me, Freddie. I see you looking at me. Got that hot fucking chin. He's like, you're my coach. Yeah. He's like, Freddie's like, relax coach. You give me signals, he goes, yeah, you got a right idea. God damn right I give you signals.

He goes, let me see your bat, Freddie. Hey guys, you guys standing around there, I'm gonna give you signals because I miss you bad, pretty You guys you thought I was standing around there those are bedroom eyes, buddy, okay I'm gonna wave you into my ass Wave you into my ass There's a third phase You know, I'm just at home playing like this. They're like, he's coming. He's lubing up his own asshole. Freeman runs in like this, just fucking falling.

He slides. He slides into his ass. He gets engulfed by his ass. Slides head first through his ass. Gets absorbed by it like a blob. What a time. It's so fun to see Mexicans happy. There's nothing more fun. They're great, dude. They're the best people on earth.

They're having a blast and they deserve it, man. Me and John buddied up with a couple of the riot police officers after the game. That was so funny. And there was this like, they taped off the street and there's like all these like, you like pretentious white lady who don't even watch baseball, obviously trying to like just go home or something. And so they'd be like, can I not go? And they'd be like, no, the streets taped off.

Like you have to go around. The cops are saying this. And like one chick was given attitude and John's like, OK, yeah, you want to fucking go get your head kicked in by 40 Cholo's go ahead The cops were laughing so hard it was amazing those cops were great. They were great cops. One of them was from New Jersey, dude He moved out here to be in the LAPD We talked to him for 30 minutes. He's like an Israeli soldier Well, I didn't know that I i've i've met a cop one time who got um got he got recruited at Boston University to be in the LAPD

I think we talked to them. They sent scouts out there. I don't know We probably talked to these guys for like 30 minutes and by the end of it We were so buddied up with them Somebody would walk by and it was just me John and all these cops and I'd go. All right stop right there You're under arrest And they turn around be like, oh no, because it sounded like a cop might've said that. And then I'm like, oh, just kidding.

And they just let me keep doing it. Joey asked the cop at one point, he goes, do you have one of those badge stickers I could just put on my shirt? The Godfather Harry cop sticker. Back of my cruiser. That was so fun. We saw a guy run the fucking barricade, dude,

and hit a cop car. Oh yeah. We saw a guy run? A guy ran through the barricade and drove his car, yeah. He drove his car the fucking barricade dude and hit a cop car. Oh, yeah We saw that run through the barricade his car Yeah Drove his car through the barricade hit a cop car the bumper was falling off and the cops walk over and just tell him To turn around and go back home and I was like, you're not gonna arrest that guy. I'm like, yeah, it's this lucky night That's crazy. That was a damn fun night to me little boss on fire Mmm, that's funny shit, man. I bought a 12 pack of Modellas and I handed them Alexander's.

That was the greatest move I've ever seen. I was really proud of myself. I was wondering why you were running the liquor store. I was like, what's going on? This should have been us. This could have been us, but you planned. It's really gone sideways here. They were bolting up doors outside my place. Well, yeah, they were pretending they were out of business

No, no, they're bolting they're bolting up windows outside of my place and I think it's now because the election There's old construction crew putting wood up along down Spring Street Yeah, the the parade today for if you like if you didn't have great I say you'd think it was like a Kamala. Yeah, I wanted well they all that blue, baby I really wanted to be the guy that has acts like he has no he has no clue where he is and when the when The bus goes by I'm like Reports of four to five hundred people inside of this Nike flagship store. That's great Love to have a bunch of free Jordan, but then it's like a lot of work you got to go home on eBay or just wear yourself

how do you know they're your size when you got a look for the one they going to sizes all the time I'm so tired of hearing people talk shit about this too well he's like old people I told you how it's a shame these people I'm like yeah this is our city we fucking riot better than than anybody. It's it's in there Yeah, it's like they're like, you know, it just only started this guy told me it's only started happening after 2004 and I was like that's been happening in the 90s. All we do is fucking riot. Yeah Somebody on the Dodgers gives the same speech that David or T's or T's gave after the Boston bombing But it's about looting like Te Oscar Hernandez comes out on stage. He goes. This is all forky city

still whatever you want That was a Honeywell he's just like let's burn this shit down everyone's like all right give me the mic back come on Stop it stop it stop it. Yeah, honey. Well did go he almost we like That's where the Americas pressure valve is Los Angeles all the riots like start here. It's true It's crazy. We're great at riding Yeah, great at looting and the cops are getting better and better at handling it well They were perfectly in formation that night the minute the game ended they were all standing there, and it was like a beautiful symbiotic It was fun. It was amazing

So hard to we were going like cheer up They just the our team just won cheer up and they would be like, all right, they kind of like they crack a smile Yeah, they didn't let me go home. I got stuck. That's bullshit. Yeah, I was like I live over there and like we don't care I was like, well, I fucking care Please let me go home It was good the last parade I got to go to sleep, dude. Please let me go home. It was good. The last parade I got to go to was 2010, the Lakers. I was walking down my street and I was with this,

I was with this giant quarterback of my high school football team, big guy, intimidating. And I was wearing all Laker shit. I looked like a retard. What race is he? I was gonna ask the same. My friend? White, white, yeah.

Okay, so not that. It doesn't matter. Jack White guy. So I think I could take him. Swastika tattoo on his forehead. Okay, we're walking down and a guy busts out of a home that looked gangy. One of the gangier homes on the street.

And I mean gangy in terms of like, just bars all over the windows. And a soulless front yard. Crap house. Yeah, it looked like, it kinda looked like, you know, like Ice Cube and Crystal. When there was still traffic. Bench press and a pit bull. One of those.

Chihuahua. Guy getting head in the front yard. Mexican flag. Extra souped up Camry in the driveway. The guy spent like $70,000 on a Toyota Camry. An Integra. Yeah, exactly, one of those. And guy busts through the screen door

and starts following us. And he looked like he hadn't bought clothes yet, possibly maybe fresh out of prison. He had like just like gray Hanes sweatshirt on and like sweatpants. That's exactly what that is. And he had like the Cortez's on and he was following us. He just got out of jail.

Walking behind us and the whole time he kept going like this. I did, yeah. Like once in a while my friend, I was so excited about the leg bread. My gang sensors were not on. And my friend kept being like, what is that guy doing?

What is he doing? And then we cross the street and I look over at my tall six foot four friend, and he's going, no, it's okay, man, it's okay. And the guy is steaming red, blood coming out of his eyes, runs up to us, and he's like, motherfuckers wanna fuck? Oh! And I was like, no, no!

And I think I literally said it. I go, no one wants to fuck! We don't wanna fuck! No, I go, no one wants the fuck! We don't wanna fuck! Please no! No, I go, what is with all you goddamn fucking gay cholos? And he wasn't, he was like Filipino. Those are the scariest ones, I think they have to try twice as hard as the Asians. Yeah, because they're embarrassed that they're Asian, but like our past is like Mexican, they're like overcompensating.

They are, yeah. We saw a guy at the parade today that I was like, bro relax, you're Filipino. The Filipinos are wild, they are overcompensating. They are, yeah. We saw a guy at the parade today that I was like, bro relax, you're Filipino. The Filipinos are wild. They are overcompensating. But yeah, and then he ran down a side street, like a crackhead, and then for the next three, four years, I'd come home from my bakery job, five, six a.m., seven a.m., and he'd just be standing out front,

like on the sidewalk, just like waiting. Looking for Bursi. He's like, anybody wanna va? Like the water. He's a prostitute, he's the most intimidating prostitute of all time. Yeah, that's his corner. He's like, how much fuck? Like the water. He's a prostitute, he's the most intimidating prostitute of all time. That's his corner.

He's like, how much? He was doing, yeah. How much you got? He does bird calls. He's like, Greek is extra, fool. And he's like, I feel like no motherfuckers wanna fuck. So yeah, this was, you know, Dodger fan base goes like deeper.

Yeah. And nothing like that happened. No one asked me to fuck in a gang way. Kind of disappointing in a way. Yeah, what a bummer. No one ran up on me this time around. If only we ran to Dave Roberts. Could have ringed you out.

I hope Dave gets what he wants. Me too, man. Come out, it's okay, you can be out. It's fine, dude. He'd be sick if he was like the most powerful openly gay coach of all time. Has there ever been an openly gay coach? I don't think so.

They wouldn't take orders from a gay guy. I think they would, because he'd fuck up my family. I don't think a team of a bunch of, like, you know, guys from the Dominican Republic and shit would, like, I don't know. Those guys are the most down low, though. Yeah, but they don't want it to be open.

I live in a- You're obsessed with down low. Cause I lived in Atlanta for a year, dude. I mean, if you realize how many black guys are down low. Aren't they pretty open in Atlanta? It's very gay. No, dude. It's a very gay city. I had a buddy, it's a very gay city, but I had a buddy who was bisexual in Atlanta.

And he was like, dude, it's so hard to fuck here. Atlanta's like the AIDS capital. It's so hard to fuck here because all the guys that want to fuck you after they fuck you and they have that- They try to kill you. Atlanta's like the AIDS capital. It's so hard to fuck here because all the guys that wanna fuck you after they fuck you. And they have that post. They try to kill you. Exactly, the post not clarity. And that's why so many trans murders happen

is because it's like these trannies in Atlanta who get their butt fucked, or they fuck butt. And then they're shot. To put it eloquently, they get their butt fucked or they fuck butt. Right. In scientific terms. And then they get shot to death by Ray Kwan.

I rank them. I rank them. I rank them. I rank them. Here's an entire. That is really maybe the most insane post-not clarity of just hitting a doggy and then being like, oh fuck. Pfft.

Imagine getting fucked doggy. Imagine getting fucked in the ass and then pulling a gun out and pulling. That's crazy. They're like, I'm so close, you're like close to death and then you shoot them. Dude, I mean, here we go. You wanna see which one?

Gay travel in Atlanta? Gay friendly Atlanta, Georgia? Guide you to relocating and finding your queer community? Well, that's also the joke amongst, well, from what I see on black Twitter, the joke amongst black men is that Atlanta is full of gay dudes. Yeah, it is Yeah, that's I don't want to look at this

So why I don't like that huge queer with a giant fuck off. It's fine. I just don't like it did I don't get that though that you know They don't want people to think they're like they don't want people to think that they're you know all fucked up and shit But it kind of seems like he fucks this llama. Yeah, it's good. They like shaved it so it has a fine Let him be a giant queer fucks llamas you guys I swear to God. Oh, it's an alpaca So this so this guy just is gay as shit, and he just goes to different places for 24 hours and does it What does that mean he's comes all over the city is called from called gay over coming around the world It's called gay over gay over 24 hour gay over. Oh, it's like a layover

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Or trans though, it adds trans. Yeah, but yeah, I mean. We'd all fuck Bailey J. I guess trans people are there like that. So what am I, pansexual? Yeah. Well you are pan. You've been saying that for many years. I've been panning for pansexual? Yeah? Well you are pan you've been saying that I've been pan for years to way before it was cool

But we asked you all the time you're gay and you say no But you would do a gay sexual act no yeah, he did He's he prefers women, but if he goes to Palm Springs and he gets wild, he'll have sex with the man. And he's pan. Palm Springs Johnny. Hamsexual, cause you're fat. Oh. Wow.

That sucked. That's mean. He was awful. God, dude. That's mean. John's not even fat. Look at him. I'm so fat lately.

I fucking hate his body. You're looking like you lost. I'm trapped in a flesh cage. You've lost weight, though. I have not. Well, I think a lot of his water. I fucking hate you're looking like you lost rafting You've lost weight though. I have not I think a lot of his water again a shit ton of water weight But your gut used to look a lot bigger like not that long ago. I'm dialing in More actually after your show tomorrow. I'm dialing in Yeah, I wish you wouldn't kind of miss hanging out with you. What do you what do you mean? Same always hang out. I'll not the same. I always hang out. I love soda waters and Diet Cokes. Well, it's because about,

I think about four or five days of the week, I actually do go to bed at night. Yeah. But yeah, watch this fag wearing right on my neck. You're allowed to say it. Yeah, cause I'm gay. See your pan. Fucking queer, dude.

Your pan. Would you fuck her? Yeah. Would you fuck him. No Him yeah, Joey throws out in the ring I be Aren't some people that just say they're one of these like ridiculous new terms aren't they just isn't it just a cover for being ugly Yes, yeah, usually Paul. He's the biggest one You just ugly Yeah, ugly shit. Yeah, you're a bridge. They're casting the widest net possible. Yeah, I'll fuck anything Yeah, please anyone

Artist being a part of the growth other creatives just kind of growing in the city and doing their things So when you take that sort of progressive, this is a terrible tour I guess this is basically that fucking tunnel.... I guess this is where... I used to go to that fucking stupid tunnel. Yeah. So this is where everyone gets sucked off. This is where all the... This is where all... This is where ATL...

This is where like TI gets like sucked off by black trans men. I'd be rolling through that tunnel. 25 dead dogs deep. Really? In the back of a truck. Just fucking killing it. Yeah, it's almost like a tourist attraction. What is this?

All right, enough of that. I don't like this guy. I just, you know, I thought Atlanta, I thought there would be like more on the black gay community in Atlanta. Well, go back. It's there's a... Atlanta black gay is... Black gay.

Type in Atlanta, uh, black gay down low. Down low, yeah. Good idea, Joey. Oh, here we go. HIV AIDS, uh, he talks the epidemic amongst gay black men in Atlanta. I mean, that's gonna be good. Did you do down low? Yeah, I did type in down low. Black gay pride event, Atlanta wraps up Monday.

I really want to watch that video of the guy in the suit jacket. I'm just pointing that out right now. That's gonna be really good. When I arrived in 84, the epidemic wasn't as present here in Atlanta. I thought he'd be black and so if your life was predominantly southern or western Maybe you visited the coast. Maybe you I thought he'd be like a like a nation of Islam guy Why he's gay? He's gay. Well, I don't I thought he, I thought it was him talking shit about gay people. It's the chair. Oh, okay, that makes sense.

We was the first homosexuals. Like your coob. Oh, we should just watch the butt breaking documentary. In 84, I don't remember talking about HIV and AIDS with any of the new people in my life. This is going to make me sick. But AIDS is like fine now now, right you get AIDS and you just get some flown a's and like Fixed vapor up put on your chest. You're good, man. That's what I've heard I've heard AIDS is has been cured by by yeah I mean we just saw magic Johnson today the guys like HIV. Well, he was like here. He was a miracle before

Yeah, all the new meds now They have prep just prep. Yeah, was he gay or was he just fucking out of three rats? I mean he was accused of having gay sex. He probably had gay sex. I don't know. I think he's just fucking why is that so hard to believe? You're like a superstar in that era. It's like you become like a Roman Emperor magic magic I would bet fuck the guy would bet magic had gay sex yeah I actually bet everything on that here's act I think he fucked Isaiah Thomas that they used to kiss each other before games mm-hmm what and a lot of people used to say that's on the lips yeah the fuck yeah I think you just got to like a level of success shit

it's like it's like Richard Pry and Marlon Brando like fucking back in the day What's your bro on the lips? I guess no one's oh, here's proof. They were lovers proof. It's proof Okay Dude for black guys in the fucking 80s to be like this. Yeah, but they were they were kingpins. They're Titans Lou those eyes, man. Sparkly. Oh, this is gay. Magic's gay by like just by the fact that he like so much pussy had come to him that he's like Let's try something else. Absolutely. Look at that bashful gay smile. Come on, dude. Oh

They're adorable. I wish they got married. I mean we do that all the time. We do, but no, but they kiss each other on the lips, I think, and it used to really upset Carmelon would be in the crowd and he'd be like, raping a 13 year old and shit, and he'd be like, that's fact trap, these fucking fags. You know Carmelon had sex with a, he impregnated a 13 year old?

Yep, I did do that. It was a deer. Why? He was a deer. Why? He's a hunter. He's one of those black guys that like loves hiking and shit. A 13 year old deer. He fucked a very old deer. He fucked an old deer.

That's how Bambi's mom died. He raped Veal. That's how Bambi's mom died. Man, you guys want to see us, you know, we all hate bicycles here, right? Yes. There's scourge in society, in major cities. It's like, you know, get a car or drop out of society. Okay. You only allowed to ride a bicycle in a major city unless you fucking, you have a DUI or you're like a bus boy

who's an immigrant that really, that you just got and you don't know what else to do. But if you're one of these people that has like gear on and you're riding a bicycle in the city, you're a piece of shit, you're in the way, we're not looking out for you. Society is not around to babysit you in your hobby while you ride your little fucking piece of tin

all around town while 4,000 pound machines drive next to you. We are, you are not our responsibility. Get out of the fucking way. Okay, you're not on the south of France taking a little Sunday stroll down by the ocean. Okay, asshole, cocksuckers. All right, you're not on the fucking tour to France.

You're on sunset fucking Boulevard. You're on a major artery in a gigantic city with one of the largest economies in the world, with no time for your horse shit. We are not gonna go to court. If we clip you, we're gonna back up and paralyze you. That's what you fucking deserve. You are fucking assholes.

You are fucking entitled cocksuckers, okay? We are all out here, we are all working, we're all trying to get places, people to go, people to see, places to go. Nobody cares that you're not saving the world either, you're not saving the environment, nothing will ever change. You will never affect anything ever. Get off the fucking road.

I ever had a bicyclist, they're the only people on earth that seem comfortable They're comfortable hitting your car. Yeah, if even if you didn't technically hit them, they're awful people Yeah, and even these gangs to these bike gangs where they get all they think it's fun. These may always Mexicans There's one yesterday. It's it's they shut down the entire street. They come at oncoming traffic Yeah, yeah, and then you know, if you don't know what's going on, you accidentally hit one, they will drag you out of your car and kill you.

Yeah. What I don't do is me. Why? I don't know, I just don't think I would kill them. Why wouldn't they? You don't have a car. Yeah. So look at this.

This bicyclist. That's not Connor. That's that, dude. Nice. Tell me if this is real, because you know, listen, I'm pretty bad at spotting shit. I'll'll just take I'll take anything. I'm gonna say right away. This is real Yeah, cuz only the framing only a bicyclist could be this much of a pussy piece of shit Yeah, it's also not worth setting this up for a fake video

Great edit they're like every one every bicycle is like a Reno 911. They're like Nick Swargen and Reno 911. And they're Terry. Also that would have been fucking lethal if he connected. Isn't that also like your that's like a threat. That wasn't that hard of a game. No but they had the clips on the bottom of their biking shoes.

Oh okay sure. That was like brass knuckles on your feet. Well he knew his range. He wasn't trying to hit him Absolutely was trying to you know I don't know cuz he like instantly if he was trying to hit him you would have followed up with an actual punch or So is that is that a threat like that kick? Are you like oh my god? You're trying to find me This guy pull out his six shooter and kill him in the middle of the road did push the guy first so he'd probably Be pushed him. I think the other guy first so he'd probably be pushed him

I think the other guy first old men should be allowed to push The old man like can't believe how pathetic that was he's in shock he's like, okay sassy pants Why don't you get back? I just I I gotta say I sit around sometimes just stewing about bicyclists. I just think about them all the time. I hate their guts. I hate their guts. I know sometimes it's necessary, go ahead and get out there.

But like, there should be no, and I know, I've actually known a couple people who've had loved ones die in bicycle accidents. And I'm sorry about that. Just had it coming, but sorry about that, but anyways. But it should be the type of thing where there's, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, go on. Nothing legal should be in place that hurts the driver.

Well, they are. I shouldn't ever get a summons, nothing, it should just be, hey, you were, what are you doing? You're actually correct. Literally, what are you doing with your life? They are considered. It's so irresponsible. It's incredibly irresponsible. You're not in a countryside town.

You're in the heart of a major city that is run off of machines. What? They are considered other vehicles on the road. So if you do hit a bicyclist, it is not as intense as hitting someone who is just a pedestrian. So there is a, I feel like there's a famous case

like years ago where a garbage truck driver backed over a bicyclist by accident and they wanted to get him for murder and it was like, no, they just got him like, you know, like manslaughter, like not even premeditate or anything. So you just go to jail for a few years if it happens. But if you like-

That's not okay. Bicyclists, no, that, well, bicyclists want you to get murder charges. Yeah. Yeah. That's not okay. If you kill someone in a car, it also be manslaughter. Yeah, so same charge Never seen a bicyclist get a traffic ticket. They run every stop light. Oh, that's bullshit I've seen bicyclists get traffic tickets. You know, I've seen videos of it. I've never seen it. It's maybe one of the best things I've ever seen

But I don't know and I've said this on the podcast before I when I was in New York I thought I would be like I because I bike to work every single day, I thought I'd develop that mindset. No, even less so. Every time I almost get hit by a car, I'd be apologetic. I'm like, ah, fuck it, you didn't see me, am I bad? Yeah. Yeah, you're invisible.

I was the opposite. They come up out of nowhere all the time and they act like they leave their house and they go, everyone's looking out for me. Yeah, they're retarded. With their gay ass spandex on. Yeah, they suck. It's really gay.

Fucking morons. And it's usually rich guys. Yeah, it's usually a rich guy. Yeah, should we watch Angry Bicyclists? Is that a thing we can look at? That's a good idea. Yeah. It's gonna infuriate me.

Look up Bicyclists getting tickets. I'm about to pop the fuck off. Get it, I want it. I go on a rant about this every once in a while. Look up Bicyclists getting tickets, dude. about this every once in a while. Look a bicyclist getting tickets, dude. It's the cyclist versus the driver. If you open my door, I'm opening fire on you.

Look at the entitlement. The guy opened this kid's fucking door. We're not leaving. Do we watch this? It started when 22 year old Pierce Kempton passed the cyclist on his way to a skate park in Utah. He passed him. Did you see me? Oh, it's always this cocksucker Nice saw this guy. I love this video. We haven't watched this on the show. Have we I don't think I don't think so

I don't know, but I watched it. I definitely seen it too now, but I don't know if it was on So what's with every bicyclist I've ever seen is not in good shape. Yeah, they always have a little gut pouch They're like a little paunch, and they have like thin legs and like love handles, and all they do is this. They bike like 40 miles a day. I think they're like brutal alcoholics. I think this will reverse it.

Yes, of course. That's his... This guy's kids fucking hate him. Yeah. This guy, everybody that's ever tried loving him has given up. This is... This is this guy's every... This is this guy's every...

This guy's routine every single day is waking up at 5am, biking 30 miles, getting home, putting on golfing gear, going golfing. He's doing everything not to see his family. Yeah. Exactly. And he starts drinking at like 10am to go golfing. And he wants to be killed, but he also wants a fight. He wants to go downing. And he wants to be killed, but he also wants a fight. Yeah.

He wants to go down like a warrior. He wants to go down like a warrior. When the young man tries to get out of his car, and the cyclist blocks him. Bro's got his hands on me. Touching a child, so they're pedophiles too. Yeah. Look at this dude.

What are you doing? This kid kicks ass. Then the cyclist identified his 73 year old Gary Peacock. I mean that guy looks great for 73. I'm throwing that out there. I've got a very aggressive teenager here that almost hit me in the car and now he won't give me his last name. They want your last name. He's like there's a black teenager. He's like I'm not black. He goes well your hair is curly. He's recording me because he's a jerk

in newly released police body cam video the officer finds both men at fault and when the cyclist realized he's about to be issued a citation he tries to apologize but it's too late you're the one causing the the start here there's a lot of drugs on says are it's too late i haven't said that i'm trying to solve so sorry it's too late i have to accept that i'm always is unrelated but it's had to send it watch it after

uh... on the same this is the best video of all time but go back to the bike uh... firework is now it's at the water man here's kenton still can't believe what happened. The tables were certainly turned on him. No they were. That's where I felt justified. I'm calling the police and you're not leaving.

You're not leaving. I swear to God. You're not leaving. Grab my fucking door old man. Yeah that shit sucks. You look gay. I would have like, I would have drop kicked that man. Yeah, that shit sucks. You look gay! I would've dropped kicked that guy. Yeah.

Let's type in entitled bicyclists. There we go, very good. Let's go 10 trillion results. It's all this fact so far. Angry pedestrian, I think there's gotta be a channel for this, right, like Carton Arcs or something. I think somebody sent it to me once. Cyclists.

Let's look up the view. Let's see. Delete angry from the search. Riding group won't share the road, 2.6 million views. I think somebody sent it to me once. Cyclists. Delete angry from the search. Riding group won't share the road, 2.6 million views. This is what I mean. Yeah, that shit sucks. We all exist to watch them enjoy the day. I just wanna get out, I'm like, you're not a car. Get out of there.

You're going, what are they going, eight miles per hour? How fast can you go? I'm not really sure of this. No, they're probably going about like 25. That's gay, gay speed. Gay, gay, gay. Gay speed. See that sign on the right?

Share the road signs posted everywhere. Can't get any clearer than this. And this is usually where I'll let them ride. This is countryside a little bit. I'll let them. I still might little bit. Yeah, I'll let them I still might slurp into them here there We used to do that in high school used to drive around the Rolls-Royce ball Then I might be about he's being our Volvo and the cyclists they'd be riding and I would just drift right into them

I'm just in my fucking car. Oh my God. That's crazy. You're a kid though. I was tempted. I fucked you. Man slaughtered. Yeah. I've had sick, I've done some sick things a little bit.

Wouldn't like kick ass if we like fucking killed these cyclists dude. It'd be awesome. Just hit them with a brick while you're driving by. It'd be fucking great. Like you know when the bicycle lane like ends and there's no longer a thing, like a line or the road. Our lane.

And it kind of just turns into a lane for us, but they keep riding. I used to see them coming from behind and I used to veer into the very right lane, like next to all the parked cars and pretend they had the park or something and then just stop. And then they kind of went, rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Sick freaks. They deserve nothing but hell. I did talk to my buddies who went to public school

and I told them about the things we did at the St. Francis. Oh, poor? They all thought we were, our poor buddies, and they all thought we were psychopaths because all the crazy shit we used to do to people because we were so fucking bored. Yeah, man, we were bad guys, kind of. I mean, I come from a long lineage of that a little bit.

Like, you know, just when you're in high school and you wanna act up, you know? When you're a kid, you just act up. You're not really thinking about it. Like, for instance, my uncle used to, he went to high school in the Valley, in like the 70s, right? He was like 73, 74, Michael Jackson's like 16.

They lived in the same, you know, not in the same neighborhood as Michael Jackson, but the Valley, like the Northridge Mall or whatever. Michael Jackson used to go to the movies and they used to see Michael Jackson pull up his like, his green Rolls Royce alone and go see, he'd sit in the front row of the movie with his big hair and he'd watch the movie and my uncle said him and his friends

used to just chock Milk Duds at his head, the entire movie, and they'd get stuck in his fro and everything. Like, stop it! And he never, he's just picking them out, eating them. He never responded. Your uncle's dunking a glass of milk on Michael Jackson. No, it wasn't a race thing.

They're making cereal. It wasn't a race thing at all. It was one of those things where it's just like, he's a rich, fuck this rich asshole. It wasn't a race thing at all. It was one of those things where it's just like, he's a rich, fuck this rich asshole. It's definitely a race thing. We're throwing Milk Duds into his cherry girl. No, it wasn't a race thing. I can guarantee it wasn't a race thing.

It wasn't a race thing. How could you guarantee that? So one night. You don't think anything racial was said. You don't think one racial thing was said in the 70s. It was just that he was rich. Here's how it actually went. They went, so fucking milked as that black dude and after the move They're like, holy fuck. That was Michael Jackson

Now they know it was him they knows him black dude is Thing it was it was just it was just that he pulled up They're all kids and he used to pull up in a Rolls Royce and he's black and they're white and they probably pissed them the fuck Obviously filled his Jerry curl with chocolate. They did beat him with, they did put a bunch of soap in a bag one time and beat the shit out of him. They poured acid on him too. Twice nose looked like that.

They got a fire hose in there somehow. You know, classic movie theater antics. And then Michael Jackson's dad used to come to get him. And that's when the dog came out. No, Michael Jackson's dad used to come to pick him up because he's like, I'm being bullied by these white guys. And his dad would come and just kick the living shit out of him. He's like, I'll show you real fucking bullies.

And drug him. Michael Jackson's dad, he's like, drug him and beat him. So is he racist? Fucking heck. My family is not like that mmm Trivedik took this video in June the BC Motor Vehicle Act states cyclists must not ride abreast of another person operating a cycle on the roadway yeah and cyclists must obey the rules of the road no attempt to stop at a stop sign right through the four-way stop it happens they don't stop they have no regard highway and number five road they appear these gangsters we hear cyclists complain about drivers some do but as a driver

I have a right to complain about a cyclist there should be respect both ways she asked us to join her one Sunday there's your sign on the road because she lives along this road and takes it to work on Sunday mornings And she believes I just imagine just the joyful it would be to just kind of hit the pages I just hit their back wheels and you know in the Tour de France when they fall and everyone yeah, it's so great It's such a satisfying moment That's what you do is you get in front of them and you slam the brakes and just watch them all crash Yeah, you go buy a junk car. Uh-huh go buy a car for like 400. You had a rental No get a nice rental get insurance pay for all the insurance and just go fucking rail bikers Watch them all crash into the back of your car. You go buy a junk car. You go buy a car for like $400. Get a rental.

No, get a nice rental. Get a rental, pay for all the insurance, and just go fucking rail bikers. And then kill cyclists and be like, I got the insurance though. You think you can get away with murder because you bought the $25 insurance. You get really high tension, like,

court-fixing on. You're like, judge, your honor, your honor, no, no, no, guys, it's a murder trial. You go, guys, guys, I had insurance. And the judge is like, reading it, and he's like, all right, then I guess you're innocent. I did not have my info together I'm sorry case dismissed. No, I specifically asked hurts about this Your lawyer is a guy from Enterprise in the polo Yeah, he got the insurance group every week

No, fortunately this time there's some open road and a broken line to pass safely. Hey guys, how come you're not sharing the road? Hey, this is our name buddy. No it's not! It's their lane. We aren't sharing the road. Really? You guys want to stop and talk to us?

Get out the road! Why aren't you sharing the road? Hell yeah. You're breaking the law you know. And when we catch up again, there was nowhere to pass. Give them the fucking tickets. Put them in prison. Nope, breaking the law, you know. And when we catch up again, there was nowhere to pass. Give them a fucking ticket.

Put them in prison. No, because we have a coroner coming out. The problem is you can only pull one of them over at a time. Dude, imagine a spike strip. Just buying a spike strip off the internet and just fucking throwing it out in front of them, watching their knees getting paled. We share our video with the executive director of Cycle BC. Every Sunday, not happy. Man, he's gay looking. That's disappointing BC every Sunday not happy man. He's gay look

It's disappointing to see that. That's really disappointing. I'm sorry here at cycle black cock. It's hard to differentiate This is Canada though. This is British Columbia Curtis of course the role what should have nice the last cyclist will should have said sorry back and People will start to move over and they'll slide in these cyclists get it you guys can hear us, correct? Yeah, just don't honk your horn. Usually the guy in the back is they have all these demands don't honk your horn Are you kidding me baseball players? Everyone's screaming at them. There's a ball coming 100 miles per hour with their fucking head. Yeah Yeah Fucking hate these people

I'm fucking pricks. I fucking hate these people. I was thinking about the other day like. I had been thinking about getting a bike though. Hank Aaron was so impressive because he had all those home runs and that was while everyone was screaming the N word. You mean like it's an entire baseball stadium just screaming slurs and he's just slugging them

out of the park. It makes his record more impressive in hindsight. You know what I mean? Yeah. Maybe it's easier to hit a home run when somebody's calling you. You're probably right actually. It might help. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe it's easier to hit a home run. You're probably right actually. Might help. Yeah. Yeah. You want to hit one of the white people in the stands. Listen everybody, your cell phone bill shouldn't be a luxury expense. Mint Mobile has awesome service for just $15 a month. All plans come with high speed data

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This is the most homophobic episode we've ever done. How? It's because there's bicyclists involved. What? Cause of the bicyclists? Yeah. And we started with gay stuff. Yeah, but it wasn't like bad.

It wasn't homophobic. Every segment so far has been anti-gay. Anti-gay, he's gay. I'm gay. I actually forgot about that. No, he's hamster. We good. That's good. I actually forgot about that now. He's hamster We're a beloved podcast by the gay community We are now we're a gay podcast my favorite lowest my favorite listener Maddie rat not a serious guy in the world

Richard Cox Dick Cox my favorite listener gay gay man. There's also a guy named Joe Bones who hates me gayest guy in town Also a guy named Joe Bones who hates me? Gayest guy in town? Are you not going on specific rants against fans? Yeah, rooster neck? Gayest guy ever. No, but usually gay guys like me, but Joe Bones, he's like this random gay guy. He has to be gay.

Are we going against specific fans? Because I'll pull up my phone and... But no, he's like a very aggressive gay guy. Yeah, he wants to fuck you. He's negging you. I mean, he might be negging good aggressive gay guy. Yeah, he wants to fuck you he's negating you I mean, he might be negative. I think he is if he's has it been on has this been on your mind all up No, I just thought that all the gay stuff maybe think of it. I made you think of Joe Bones Yeah, all this gay badger reminding you of Joe Bones

If he's not gay also shame on me could be a perfectly straight guy But if he if you're if you're that's Nobody comments like that. What does he say like I'm gonna fuck jelly's head. No. No, it's just like he's got like a sass He's like maybe it could be a woman It's a little like bit too much. Yeah Just like real sassy stuff or it's just like okay. Yeah, like Joey wanted to end the episode early Like you're just putting like an influx But if you if you write it comments, you'd be like you can't read it any other way really gosh, I swear to God I'd love to see some examples. Please read them. Can you find a recent comment from find a Joe Bones comment?

Hey, you'd have to go he's on patreon I bet you say my page right? I don't use your to find a page on anything else Yeah, so I mean it could be a little bit of a search. Let's let's save it for the patreon app We'll do a deep dive Joe Bones Joe Bones coming up So the guy he said once he goes Joey always wants to end episodes early and you took it as Joey wants to end episodes early He types it way gayer than I am He types gay

He's like ooo Yeah, yeah He's like ooo honey, but it sounds like just normal sentences I know but it's just like if you just I get I maybe I'm being crazy You hear like And that's the blood coming out of his ass I know but it's just like if you just I get I maybe I'm being crazy He types this thing about how you want to end episodes early Yeah, yeah his comms like a script It's like Joe bones sashays into the room opens his laptop Joey one end the episode early close his laptop sashay away Girl, it's probably a girl. There's a girl Joeones, I don't know if a chick would choose that name.

Yeah, that doesn't sound, it sounds like a fighting game. It sounds like Joanna. Joanna. Dude, there's no Joe Bones. It sounds like a fan of like, you know, John Jones. Oh, maybe. I don't know. He probably has a problem with you

because you've talked about UFC before and he thinks he knows everything about UFC. His name is Joe Bones. He's one of those guys Possible could be a gay UFC fan. He's a big Israel. UFC is gay. I mean they're fucking I don't know Their heads are in asses all half the fun Joe Bones however does sound like a gay Poor name Joe Bones. Yeah, probably a gay guy that just owns me in the comments dominates you in the comments

that just owns me in the comments. Dominates you in the comments. Makes you submit in the comments. I rarely ever see anybody talk about Joe. I didn't know Joe was getting dominated by Joe Bones. He does, it's like, he's like always going after me. Really? It feels gay in a weird way. I guess maybe I am doing that.

Projecting. I'm doing like, I'm projecting where it's like a mental gymnastics for I like I go It's just a gay weirdo. You're not gay bash. What you're not saying that he's fucked up cuz he's gay No, no, he's gay and you guys talk about the gay stuff and it made me think of him. He's nagging you. Yeah He's probably a big tough. He's fine. Regular straight guy with a lot of friends and a hot girlfriend I'm sure he's the. He's contributing every night on an iPad. Right, I'm sure, you know, like all people

who do comments like this, he's probably a great winner in life. That's what I say to every mean comment about me. I go, you go girl. That's a champion right there is what I say girl you go girl That's funny kicks ass we should do we were gonna do remember with like a long time ago We were you weren't on the show you but we were gonna do a segment called the biggest retards in the comments Them awards and stuff like who's the biggest retard there is

I give them awards and stuff, and be like, who's the biggest retard there is? It's hosted by Matty Rat. He like reads them up, he goes, and now for biggest retarded comments. It's hosted. He's like, biggest sting this year. There's a host, a gay Pakistani host. The only problem with it is that it becomes too inside,

and it gives them too much attention. You don't even wanna like shit on them, it gives them attention. They jack off to that. Cause they're all gay. If you've ever hated anything about us, you're gay. And we can sense your sass. I'm gonna start replying to every comment.

Be like, congrats. I can sense your sass that you're typing. Hey, if this guy's straight, I'm same eye. I guess I had it. I read it all wrong. If there's ever been a single straight person that's criticizing me, I'll kill myself. Because gay people aren't the same as straights

and if they have a problem with me, I could write it off because you have like a worm in your brain. Yeah, because you're different. I disagree with that. Whoa, well that's what you were saying. That's what you were saying. No, I was saying this- He's quoting you.

No, I was saying this one gay guy is attacking me all the time. But you've convinced yourself he's gay guy is attacking me all the time You've convinced yourself. He's gay To not take the insult no because it's a gay guy insulting you it's not it's not meaningful because you don't Human No, no like an insult is an insult. I take them the same from a straight guy or a gay guy It's just like you guys were talking about gay guys You just don't like sass.

Who likes sass? Let's get into this. It is an interesting thing. You know, we still haven't gotten over. We still haven't defined what we mean by homophobia like gay insults because it still is constantly used. It's used in in politics. Inferring somebody's gay is still constantly used in a way, or womanly, or tampon tint, like all this.

These things are always used and we go, oh, we've gotten over it, but everybody still makes jokes about a guy, like people sounding gay and it being a bad thing, essentially. And we are the kings of that. We look like we look at these bicyclists or like oh they're gay cuz they're annoying and Totally I know but I'm saying that everyone else is also a fraud That pretends that they don't do that people still will infer like any any looks any seems pretty gay It's like they guys also do that. What are you saying by that? Yeah, they guys are like that's gay

So so here's what I'm here's this is I mean this is a Caitlyn Jenner, but like I saw this today, and I thought it was I thought this was such a funny tweet because Caitlyn Jenner's a Trans woman hey mark Cuban saw this pic amongst others circulating transitioning need help doctors referrals make up her hair tips Call me. Oh wait your girl Kamala's got you. She will have the taxpayers pay good luck, so oh wait here's another here's the there was the one that started it all One started it all and I thought that was I thought it was interesting He's a she can't even knows Mark Cuban right away. No no I thought like Devin was being like Caitlin's only your Caitlyn Jenner because he was like just trying to think of an insult Caitlyn Jenner just keeps Read the weeding shit. Oh, hold on. Let's go to her page. Okay, Jesus Christ

Then you got oh John would you take that down? No, dude for how much? Oh, here we go How much how much would it cost? Maybe if she kept her cock, Jen? We say yes, she's got a car. I think she she has a cock so I don't pretty sure she cut it off. I don't know she ran over it with her car Got trademarks on it So it's Caitlyn Jenner tweeted just because Kamala Harris surrogate Mark Cuban is slowly but surely transitioning It still doesn't give him the right to be a misogynist So this is a trans person insulting somebody else by using being trans as an insult. Yeah

Because you're a gross, spooky monster. That's what she's saying. I wanted to retweet this and be like, you're damn right, Caitlin, trans people are fucking gross and Mark Cuban is a lying tranny. She goes, retweet, oh, hang on, wait, no. This is what I even- She would gladly retweet that. By the way, tweet it on Halloween. It's spooky season, dude. This is what I even did. She would gladly retweet that. By the way, tweet it on Halloween.

It's spooky season, dude. That's why I said spooky, not because of the grills. It's spooky. Yeah. There's a whole movie, there was a whole movie about this. I saw the TV glow and it was about trans people sticking their heads in TVs and shit. I saw the microwave glow.

And I understood the point, it's gotta be hard or whatever. But at the end of it, the guy that never became trans just kind of winds up a spooky monster. This is a little bit deeper because he's insulting all the way. You guys know what I'm fucking saying. They are using being trans as an insult and it's coming from a trans person.

But yes, I know. He's insulting women. Mark Cuban's saying women who vote for Trump are retards and they're no longer intelligent women. So Caitlyn Jenner's saying, but you sir are a faggot. Right! And I'm saying that there's no one's being right here. You have to take it from her because she's the biggest.

Everyone's being misogynistic and homo- The biggest faggot, nice. Yeah. Everyone's being misogynistic and homophobic, even if they're gay. Like it's still used as an insult. Yeah. No matter what.

Yeah, not to be a lib cuck, but it is just the right doing that still. No, no. Gay people do it still. There are gay guys that use it as an insult on straight men. Edit that out actually, because I can't take any more I'm a brad lipkuk. I don't give a shit fellow queer. So I'm sick of all that shit. I see being gay used as a mild

Insult constantly from every type of person Yeah No matter how fucking liberal they think they are it is constantly used as a kind of a hit at somebody's outmanliness or whatever And if somebody on the far right does something that's effeminate the guys on the left will instantly start gay bashing him You know And I was like, I thought you guys They made fun of JD Vance looking like he had mascara on.

Why is that funny? Why are gay people that wear mascara to look hot? Are they bad? Are you saying JD Vance is hot? Are you saying JD Vance is fucking fabulous? Okay, so now you're gay. How about that? It's a snake eating itself. I could do this all day. Yeah, exactly, Connor. I could do this all fucking day. There is no gatekeepers on gay shit anymore. And we're gonna say everything we want. Except for me, honey.

I'm a gatekeeper on gay stuff. You know what it fucking is, is there's never, there's a cultural subconscious thing happening right now. We're all recognizing subconsciously that gay people truly- You speak up, you fucking homo. Gay people truly aren't Gay people have truly never been holocausted

Blacks have been Well they were They were by God in the 80s Exactly But the thing is Jesus No that is true No it's true

There's a cult subconscious happening right now That gay people have never truly been holocausted Except with each other through AIDS Where they created that Hitler rounded a few of them up Yeah, no, but nothing like that. Yeah, sure they got road No, they're just like I think back You're a man that talked like a little like a feminely

Rayla was like well the Wehrmacht Republic was full of queers and then he stomped them down and then um, but the no gay People truly never had a Holocaust there. There's never been a systemic government that's gone after and put gay people in camps Africa No, no, they don't do that. Oh, well you got fuck you gone Who gives a shit about them and also like I don't think but the thing is is you had that you have the Holocaust They have slavery fucking genocides that happen But the thing is is we all like to pretend because because liberalism and identity politics You all like to pretend that gay people are like equitable to a black man. Or their experience is equitable to a Jewish person's

experience in 1943. And it's just not fucking true. You take it in the ass one night, and all of a sudden you're black. Fuck you. Like you have the same history as Jews. And us being able to insult them. I know what you're saying.

Us being able to insult them is our cultural subconscious. You and I are simpatico, brother. These two lib cucks. Don't bust me in. I mean, he's a scientist. That's like, that's a weird, I don't even call that liberal. Even worse than that, what you guys are saying, what's even worse than that are the new gay people

who take it in the ass one night, and they just absorb the oppression of like. But the oppression is no law it doesn't exist it truly doesn't exist I mean yeah a couple gay guys got road-hauled in the back of a pickup truck in the 1970s in Mobile, Alabama it's not the same as as fucking a doc ow okay it's not the same as fucking slavery all right so there's there yes they have been they have been my there are minority that has been victimized over and over but the thing is

But like a little mild like like a little mild Throughout history like like the Romans were incredibly gay others have been victimized worse Worse and those are ones that like like when you have and even then like. Yeah, way worse. And those are the ones that like, like when you have, and even then, like I, I see, I see Jews trying to hop on the experience that they think, they try to bunch themselves up with the black, with the black experience, which is truly the most victimized group.

And I think in human history is slavery. That was the one of the most horrible things that's ever happened. American slavery. And then you see Asians trying to group up with blacks. And it's like, no, no you're not you can't Like it's you know what I mean? I think the Jews us the Jews have had it the worst by far The Jews have had it pretty bad

Americans have had it really fucking bad And that's one we don't we can still just make fun of because we just we've somehow just wiped our memory of that clean The Irish had the worst brother I'm sure Irish have had a pretty bad too, but we can wipe that clean because you guys are white. And you guys also deserved it. Yeah, thank you. Jews were slaves when they were like making bricks. No, that's all, that's all, that is all Jewish propaganda.

There is no proof that there is zero historical evidence. There is more historical evidence of the proof of Christ than there was of Jews or slaves in Egypt in the Old Testament. Jews couldn't be slaves, they in the Old Testament could be slaves Jews A lot of those ancient Egyptian kings were canaanites. They were like proto Jews They were there were there were either low skilled labor. Maybe the Jews were being forced to count the bricks, do the accounting. Yeah.

That when they were slaves in like a mathematical way. Well, historically gay people have been accepted and not accepted in society and it's wavered up and down a lot as opposed to. The Jews were slave CPAs. Jews, Jews fucked themselves. All right, hey, come on. Who else should we get into?

What a nap. What a nap we've done. I had a go-to bit for a while in New York. I'd walk up to groups and I'd go, you know, the Irish are the first slaves. Completely irrelevant to the conversation. Then I would just walk away. Pretty fun bit.

That is good. Just ruining conversation. Every time I got really drunk, I'd just see like a group of girls, so I can go, you know the Irish were the first slaves actually. That gets so much ass. And I dip out. And one time I did it at a party,

and I screened that at a party, and it was, there was no black guy in the conversation, and then it's like six before black, and he walked up and he goes, are we talking about slavery? And I was like, no, we are not. And I left. You should have thought we were not doing that.

You guys got fucked too, but there just weren't that many. Yeah, but I also don't feel, it'd be insane, no Irish person not. And I left. You should have thought we were not doing that. But there just weren't that many. Yeah, but I also don't feel, it'd be insane. No Irish person does that either. People from Ireland do that, but no Irish Americans are like, we went through the shit. I wanna see you do that bit on Sam Jay's paws.

That would be the greatest moment ever. And there's just five edits of me doing that. I used to go up to you, like, you know, if you were ever, if people were ever slaves, that means they had no backbone. And they deserved it. And I would stand there in the conversation and I'd let them hear me.

And you put your hands behind your back and you stick your chin out. I'd go, I'd go. You have no backbone, just like right now. If you were a slave, you got what you had fucking coming. You go, have they? That's what I'd say. Hey. No matter who you were

in the industry. Ever heard of fighting back? Ever heard of fighting back? Anyways, dumbasses. Think about that. I'll put something out. I think you think tonight. I think Italians, historically, were as oppressed as homosexuals in America. By their own, by their brains.

I will say that right now. They were oppressed by being retarded. I'll make that bet right now that as many Italians were killed by the KKK for not fucking for being Italian Italian driving People nobody can but the thing is is I would but Get me started on diner monkeys, dude If you got if you got Italians Don't even get me started on diner monkeys. Dude, if you got Italians, Italians and Irish. Which is somehow okay to say once again,

showing the arbitrary nature of insults, folks. Columbus was a hero. We're breaking barriers here on the Hate Watch Podcast. I've already gotten to gay people and all this shit. You're allowed to say anybody's gay. You can do it, because gays say it too as an insult. They demean themselves. Go on, Joan.

That's all I had to say. I think Italians, I would actually say Italians and Irish together have had as more oppression historically in the United States of America than gay people. Okay, well big take by God. Who else? That's it.

I'm liking this right now. Greeks? It feels like a classic after me. I don't know what you guys, you guys are sitting there. I'm having a great time. I'm just over here enjoying Joey is acting like he's never done the show before First time I just got back from fucking evergreen University or whatever the fuck

This is like a liberal school. Oh, that's yeah, that's it. It's not school where the Weinsteins every in college out I have no clue. Evergreen? I have no clue. I hate gay people more than anybody here. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Let me. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Anytime Devin starts bombing about a rant,

like a crazy homophobic rant, he goes, hey, Joseph, I live. He's never heard of the pub before. I didn't say that. It's not that, it's just gay, yeah. John was the one ranting. I wasn't even doing anything yeah but then you attacked me you're acting like I'm crazy for not being like laughing super hard at your straightforward anti homophobic rants so I listen I'd love a

good gay bash one of my favorite goddamn things on earth you know John knows that better than me who laughs more you know? John knows that better than me. Who left more of your business? You know what it is? You know what it fucking is? Is because you can only be your, you can only perform your sexuality, I mean, when you're either with a partner or fucking. You can't stop being Italian. You can't stop being Greek.

You can't stop being fucking Irish. You can stop, dude, they can stop being Italian. You could, no, your tan. They could knock that shit off pretty easily. No, them fucking tan, fucking. You could stop fucking ass, too. You're tan! They can knock that shit off pretty easily. No, I'm fucking tan. You can stop fucking ass too. Dude, doing ga-ooh-da-ba-ooh, that's just as much going,

Hey! That's, they're putting it on. Dude, they're gay. Italians are gay. They're gay as fuck. I could very easily be a fag. Be gay. Sorry, that was bad.

I could very easily be gay. Wow, yeah. And then like, you caught yourself an hour into the pub. I could very easily be gay. Sorry that was bad. I could very easily be gay. Wow. Yeah, you caught yourself an hour into the pub Right now he is I am I could just act like me all the time and then fuck ass It would almost feel like a natural to me actually about a sudden make out with dudes and fuck ass when I felt appropriate But if I was like a fucking dark-skinned Italian guy from Sicily and I'm running around fucking like Virginia in 1940 and some Ku Klux Klan guys tying me to a tree and whipping me with a telephone wire like I

can't you can't stop being that fucking guy you can easily just code switch into straight anytime you fucking want I think that's what gay people did when that oppression Olympics fucking hit a dip and they were now being oppressed as opposed historically when a lot of warrior societies are fucking gay was very accepted we get like like hung up and stoned? Dude, yeah, Italians, dude, people always think that KKK was just against black people. KKK was like, they would go into Greek Orthodox churches

and beat people with baseball bats for not giving mass in English. Like that is, if you're Native American, they'd fuck you up. If you weren't a fucking- My God, these guys sounded bad. Yeah, yeah, I'm sure they're not good guys. Yeah, I mean, I. I'm not gonna think. Not good guys.

Yeah, I mean, I'm sure, like, that's the thing is, is you can easily just be like, yeah, I'm gay behind closed doors. But you can't be Italian behind closed doors. Yeah. You know what I mean? Disagree. But then... You're like, stop.

Just disagree fully. I just understand. But Italians, like, embraced it, you know? Like, they did Greece and everything. I'll make an argument that Italians weren't considered white people till 1970. That's very true. Yeah, so they started making films until they started making money And then there was like third third jet once you get the third generation mark I'm we're hitting that with Armenians right now and we see it Well Italians that are great. They did a great job of that and you are upset about it

Oh, I'm so I used to grow up when I grew up in Glendale and it was like fuck these fucking Armenians They suck ass now. It's like I go over there. I'm like, oh, they're nice. Yeah, they're generation. I mean, it's like Americans now Yeah, exactly. They finally figured it out. I figured out they got they yeah Yeah, but Italians Interesting I got a video on this topic actually key. Yeah, can you look up subway takes on Twitter? Yeah Oh, is this that show where the guy interviews with yeah, Kareem Rama. I like Kareem I've got a video on this topic actually. Can you look up Subway takes on Twitter? Yeah. Oh, is this that show where the guy interviews the people? Yeah, Kareem Rama.

I like Kareem. But he interviewed this Brooklyn gay girl. I don't even fucking know. This chick? Yeah, everyone hates this. Cause, and rightfully so, this is like the most performative. So what's your take? My take is that a lot of queer people lead.

Is she gay? She's queer. So, whatever that means. It's my ex-wife she gay? She's queer, so whatever that means. It's my ex-wife, dude, let's go. Heterolives. A lot of queer people lead hetero lives. By not unpacking their homophobia. Secret homos, if you will.

Exactly. Can I say secret homos? Sure. You can pass. Oh no, quiet queers. Quiet queers? Quiet queers. See, even aren't queer and homo in terms of the energy that is used with is an insult.

That's why he just asked, is that even okay? Yeah. These gays, they're all confused. But that's changed because- Their thoughts are gay. Well, people identify as queer now, like proudly. So it's not the same thing. Yeah, it's gay.

Yeah. Why? Queers living straight? So he's actually being gay about asking if that's okay. He's being gay. Yeah. And why are we laughing at that? Queers? He's actually being gay about asking if that's okay. He's being gay. Yeah. And why are we laughing at that? At what? It's not an insult.

He's being gay asking if it's okay to say queer. What's so funny about that? What's so funny about being gay asking if... We can't get through without laughing. I'm just saying, it's an intangible thing here, but we will always laugh at being called gay. Absolutely. Don't know, doesn't matter.

Just means you're lower than us. Straight down. I hate it. But this is the shit I dealt with in Brooklyn. You dealt with what? This type of lady. This woman? Yeah, it's just- I thought what she was saying is about to be cool.

Keep listening. It makes no sense. Wearing khaki pants and tucked in blue t-shirts saying, I'm gay, but you're not. Also because they refuse to de-stigmatize, decolonize their brain. It's like people can be queer in identity, but still remain culturally straight.

What is culturally straight? Refusing to dig any deeper because that like- You look like the Moonlight Man. What is she talking about? Like, here. Is she? Is she? Like, who's the Moonlight Man?

Yeah, who's this Stephen King villain? Can we play that? I look like the Moonlight Man. Uh, go to images. He looks like the Moonlight Man. Go to images. He looks like the Moonlight Man. Does he? He says yeah. The big bald guy.

Yeah. Oh my God. Moonlight. Yeah, kind of, yeah, with a wig on. Yeah, yeah, John kind of slam dunked that one. Kind of a walk off grand slam by John Knopf. All right, let's restart this. Let's restart the light. All right, let's take it seriously.

So is she saying like you're not being gay unless you like have like. Unless you look gay. Like unless you like desecrate your body with a bunch of horrible tattoos. Yeah, you don't have a bunch of terrible tattoos. And you look like Pidhead from Hellraiser. You're not fucking gay.

That's essentially what she's saying, which is like more putting gay people in the box than we would ever, or the general public would. It's just an insane outlook. And I would sit at like bars with the girls, like this all the time, and be like, I don't even know what the fuck you're saying. Yeah.

Because they start throwing words like decolonize and all that shit out. Decolonize the brain. And you're like, I don't know what the fuck you're saying. You have to decolonize your brain to be to do what like today What like you have to like like is that like like resetting your computer? Then you come out of it, and you're like have a lisp she's mad at people who are like gay straight presenting But never felt the need to be like aha oh she's saying every gay guy needs to be like a flaming homo

Yes, that's pretty much what she's saying and And she's saying if you don't do that, you're being a homophobic person. Oh, interesting. Which means there's just so many dudes out there who are like, I fuck ass, I don't really know. I've met plenty of gay guys. Crazy take by this dumb dyke. Ha ha ha.

Ultimately what she's saying, she's mad at people who aren't like artistic. Or have the flair for like fashion. Right. Ultimately what she's saying, she's mad at people who aren't like, artistic. Like being gay is her, yeah. Like the hardest has the flair for like, fashion. Right. A lot of guys just wear khakis who fuck dudes in the ass. And there's nothing wrong with that. She's saying like, how come Tupac didn't remain acting the way he did at the Baltimore School of Performing Arts?

Yeah, pretty much. Like when we have that footage of him and everyone goes, Tupac was a liar, he's obviously gay, pretending to be a bitch. Sure. It's like, no, there's just, you know? Also like, old bears. It's fluid. Old bears don't seem gay at all. Like old fucking- Pretending to be sure it's like just you know, so like old Seen gay at all like old fucking like vetoes love interest you wouldn't be like that's a gay guy Right exactly exactly that fuck Johnny kicks. Yeah

Gays hell but you would go. All right, it's also incredibly Masculine firefighter men. Yeah, try telling that guy that he's like his brain is colonized Yeah, you even to colonize your brain enough He's supposed to be in a fucking fog Homophobic this person exists in a societal Petri dish and if taken out of that Petri dish, she would be fucking executed immediately It's really insane. Oh my God. If she had any sort of semblance of like, of fucking military.

Wait, what does it mean? Re-explain. If any sort of semblance. You know what, real quick, I'm misdrunk, Jon. It's really fun. It's totally. I had two Modelo Auro's and I'm off my rocker, baby. Two Auro's.

If any sort of military boot, any sort of junta, any sort of fucking anything beyond just living in America and neoliberal America where you're safe and there's a police force and all that stuff. If any sort of societal strife or any sort of, even alternative economic system existed other than the one she's living in right now, she would be fucking dead.

She'd be on the street fucking dead. I just want to say, I want to bring this video up to make fun of how dumb she is she is not say she should get executed Types and everyone that acts like her and has her face and her clothes on she is she is literally the thing She's literally like come on. It would only know a person like this would only go like like in John Carpenter's thing Have the ice core No, this was a fucking then the ice corn that's a little fucking amoeba and ice corn and Whiskey and it becomes a tentacle monster

No, the ice core is Manhattan and that's that's literally what this cunts living in And that's what she deserves It's so funny have a drunk guy looks like Elmer Fudd She sucks I'm the drunk guy that looks like Elmer Fudge. Shitting all over your identity. No, she sucks. She has nothing of worth to off you on anything. No, she does suck. That's why I brought it up. And all these people who are artists, what art do you make?

They don't. They're art. You fucking retard. They actually put on the outfit of an artist and then you never know what they do. She probably works on corporate America. You never know what they do. Or she's a briester or some bullshit.

Right, they make latte art. That's your art. Yeah. Dyke. Kidding. Yeah, yeah thank Kidding no good. Oh, yeah, I'm not gonna. I don't think I'm a lip coat with tough skin go ahead guys These people are just fucking

John Carpenter's the thing Like a monster A parasitic monster He actually tried to clear it up by saying no, no, no God Carpenter He's like, ah, fuck that it And we're like, oh, he's like, no, like Stephen King's it The cloud in the sewer Come on The cloud Razor sharp teeth

The cloud in the sewer. Abducts children because they're pedophiles. The clown in the sewer covered in gay men shit. I'm in a parasitic monster who infects everything around them. It's what it is. Brooklyn, Brooklyn is our Antarctic research station. And it's a bunch of normal fucking people getting infected by an alien and the alien is liberalism

And it's just fucking ruining this entire amazing city Kurt Russell runs in through the Molotov cocktail It's like you know fuck these people who gaze Just these fucking cultural parasites that have nothing to offer. Cultural parasites have nothing to offer. Yeah, gays. Absolutely nothing to offer. Not gays. A lot of them happen with gays. The gays! The gays! The gays are gays! These people aren't gay! They're gay because it's in vogue. They don't give a fuck about being gay. It's trendy. If you're gay and fucking, dude, I met gay dudes that were from small towns in fucking Georgia. Palm Springs.

Yeah, Palm Springs, little towns in the desert. No, I met gay dudes from like hardcore little small towns in the South where it's hard to be gay. Yeah, that's a gay guy. That's a fucking gay guy. This dude, shut the fuck up. I got into a brutal fight one night at a bar. Not like a physical fight with this girl

who is like newly. I'm glad you were standing on all 10 toes in New York though. That's pretty sick Matthew Shepard I just got like a heated argument with this this chick that I I knew when she was like Normal straight girl like Abercrombie looking girl, you know blonde hair kind of like southern belle looking in the five years I live there, she became like shaved head, full like they them. I went to her birthday party, mutual friends party.

I had like four moving jobs that day, I was fucking beat, but I was like, I gotta go, I told her I'd be there. I show up and I'm like, I'm comatose, I can't even talk to anybody. And Devin Walker's there, he's like, you all right buddy? I was like, dude, I just had like the worst day of work of all time, like I started like seven a.m.

And I climbed like a thousand fucking stairs, my back hurts, and I'm afraid to drink because I think I might get too fucked up after like two beers. And she chimes in, she goes, oh I feel you, I had just a brutal day at work too. And I was like, I was like, because I was, I had it, I was like, don't you do OnlyFans? And she was like, yeah, and I was like, can't be that hard. And she was like, it's really hard can't be that hard and she was like it's it's really hard I gotta manage I gotta manage a lot of fucking people and I was like you just jack off all day what the fuck you talking about and she

goes how dare you diminish it and I was like here let me put in perspective I'm the guy carrying the couch up six flights for you to jack off on so my job is harder you wouldn't have you wouldn't have the better couch if it weren't for me. Your diesel powered Chevy. I'm the one hauling that up to the fourth floor. And it got like really like heated. And I kind of just, I was like, I think I have to leave because I will get drunker and keep bringing this up

all night. Right. But I was like, how the nerve of these fucking people. It's hard to walk down the street and see a bunch of buildings and a road and think, yeah yeah every brick laid here was laid by a fucking person a man that wasn't some fucking artists gay barista you know what I mean and these people try to elevate themselves to a level that it's bullshit the trash collectors on pause with Sam Jay actually with somebody cut out of the

app cut out of the they cut everything Jay actually with somebody cut out of the app cut out of the They cut everything they cut everything I did out of the app huge mistake by the editors and producers I mean they could have easily I mean go make they could have made me look horrible But at least I would have been in it go ahead I mean whatever our friend who writes on this show by the way said oh That was the best shit that has ever been recorded on by any of these episodes. Ryan Donahue? Yeah. Oh, nice. Yeah, I thought I killed it.

And I was like, yeah, I know they'll edit it in a weird way, but I wasn't edited at all. Not at all. The only part they had in was they made me look like a damn racist at the very beginning. Some guy asked me if I would go to an N-word school and I didn't know what he meant. And I was like, no.

And then they cut it. What the fuck? I look like I just said I wouldn't go to a black school. Who would want to go to an N-word school? I just was like, the N-word school? No, I'd rather not go there. It's trying to be funny and stuff and I was just like caught off guard and I was like, uh, no and then everyone laughed and then they used it and they cut it before everyone laughed and it looked like I was just saying like I would never go to a black school. You know, I bet they had a draft where the editors were like,

okay, let's try to make this guy look really racist, but then all, you were like too funny. You were too misogynistic actually. Or like your points were too like good, like they're gonna end up liking him. We can't even find an edit where he looks like a complete maniac. Yeah, yeah, that's what it is.

Well, that's my, maybe because I, yeah, that's what it is. Well that's my, maybe because I love DC, but that is my theory. The anxiety you had the next day was so fun because you were staying with me. The whole day I was just being like, I was just on HBO and I think I made a fool of myself. You were in a dark cloud all day.

Well I mean I fucking, you know, I had to be, You were sequestered into the room. What was the argument? Sam's wife like came in and like got upset at me because she didn't hear what I was fully saying and thought I was being like a psychopath, thought. And like, whatever, it just got weird and then we had to have like a big apology moment.

It was just like an interesting, but I was like, that's what I came to do. But I wanted it to be entertaining. Yeah, why would Sam ask you to do it if not for that reason? She's been around me in apartments for six years before that show happened. It was fun.

It's fun. Also, you have a journey and a whole night, and then by the end, you go, oh, we love each other, and you move on. And also, I think that my point was that if they could have edited that in a way to just demonize Devin and have Him look racist they would have done it. Yeah possibly I don't know they the show kind of really just revolved around Sam and so they they probably didn't have much time to give to any

Other people. What was the argument? Okay, so I was arguing with this guy. I don't really quite remember him. I was fucking there was free drinks the entire night. It was with Zack Fox and he said something about It was something about like about women and needing to, they do anything or whatever and I was like, I said something along the lines of like, well, I mean, a woman didn't, this is like a hacky take or whatever,

but like, a woman didn't build the roof that we're standing under and they wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want to if I was a woman. And I was like, I looked out at New York and I was like, this whole city, women women didn't have they didn't build the city They wouldn't want to either and he acted like I was like a misogynistic Psychopath or saying that and I was like I think I said something like I mean you're kind of like acting like you you like want Women to like get on their knees and do a bunch of tough work. It gets horrible

Yeah, women are beautiful beings that don't deserve to have to do shitty things. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're a feminist. That's a feminist thing. Well, I tried to flip it. And then he kept calling me Ben Shapiro because I talked fast, which is like a really annoying insult that everyone throws at me.

Which you get all the time. Yeah, which people always say to me. Strikes a nerve with you because it happens a lot. You see the resemblance. Because I'm a daily wire subscriber. That's because you graduated from Harvard. You're a Jew. It was something along those lines.

I just said like the classic take of like, why would women didn't build the city? Yeah. We also glazed right over John being like, we live in fucking mud huts if women build shit. We would. We'd live in fucking, if women were in charge of society, we'd be in, we'd be squirming around in mud,

but we'd all love each other a lot. It's so fucking gay. We'd all be really, women, the peak of women is empathy and it's beautiful. Women, their, their, their peak is empathy and our peak is destruction, which is horrible. Sometimes it's good though. We'd be living in India if women ran the damn show.

We'd be pooping in the streets. India is what happens. By the way, did you see the big poop fight? It's an incredible show. Let's finish this take. I gotta take a piss after this. I wanna finish the dyke take. Oh, god.

So what's your take? My take is that a lot of queer people lead hetero lives. A lot of queer people lead hetero lives. By not unpacking their homophobia. Secret homos, if you will. My big take is it's only me alive. So she's also saying that I'm not unpacking their homophobia, gay people that aren't acting gay or homophobic. Like they're afraid to act.

It's literally what we were saying earlier where it's like gay people can turn off They're gay yeah, and she's mad at people who would just like don't they turn off They're gay or not even turn it off. They just don't act gay right that she's just mad about that Okay, I say secret homos Or not quiet queers quiet queers these quiet queers live in straight exactly, wearing khaki pants and tucked in blue t-shirts saying, they're wearing yellow shirts, they're on a podcast, they're eating. Decolonize their brain. It's like people can be queer in identity but still remain culturally straight. What is culturally straight? Refusing to dig any deeper because that like ownership

of the label queer, it's assumed that it like absolves you from kind of just doing any further work. Mm-hmm And there's this it's like refusing to stand in a woman's bedroom while she's handcuffed to her husband's Everyone there's always there's all this work everyone has to do. Yeah why? It's exhausting. Last I heard, I thought work you get paid for work. Yeah, well being gay is not a fucking job. So it's like shut the fuck up. What is this like, they don't want to do the work? Like you clock in at the fag show? Like gay dudes are waking up, gay dudes are waking up putting a hard hat on and just be like, I have to work.

I gotta remember to have the lisp and remember to be really flamboyant at the coffee shop going to the dodo factory. A gay dude putting a safety vest on before he gets fucked in the ass is so funny. He's just like, putting in the work? Pee pee. I'm so sick of that term, you gotta do the work.

No one's doing any work. Okay, no one changes after the age of like 24 okay not a single person will change their mind or really do anything different in their life all right y'all until you get sober yeah and then you're a pet but they're so but they're a drunk guy was who they really are. Yeah, dude. Queer. Well, I'm looking at gentrifier bisexuals specifically. What you are? Gentrifier bisexuals, what are those? You.

Gentrifiers who are bisexuals. Not digging deeper into their internalized homophobia. Gentrifier bisexuals are homophobic? Yes. This is fascinating. Yeah. I unfortunately am straight, so I don't really know enough. All right, cock.

She's like, OK, yeah. Well, I'll play along with that. Sure. What am I going to do? I'm going to take to her my ability to break seat ties in courts. So did she get? Love Kareem, but just even that sentiment of like,

I don't know what you're saying, but I agree. That was me all the fucking time. You're like, yeah, I don't want to fight you. So this lady, the only fans lady that you got in the argument with And then you bashed her head in yeah, um glass window. What did uh? She when she said she manages people like did she run like a like an only fans like a like a like an empire No, no, no, she manages like all of her clients That's like they complain about that show all the time, but also the bigger only fans people the people subscribe

Managing I don't manage Only fans people the people subscribe Sorry, I don't fucking know you have to hit them up you have like fake relationship with all the people who subscribe to you That's how they make a lot of money. It's a seven out of ten. Okay, 20 bucks, please But you engage in all these people all the time That's who you keep your subscriptions up and you keep making money You get higher and higher But I found out recently that like a lot of the higher-end only fans girls Outsource their shit like India in like the Philippines and then a guy just goes so some guy named secret is just like fucking like Yeah, it's like that's all they do yeah, so they're outsourcing to work So the bigger you get the more you're like Guys, they keep fucking

Have to pretend you look so stinky and hot you can't see stinky Oh my gosh, so many her wife so did she get a bunch of shit from the gays for this Oh my gosh, show me your wife. So did she get a bunch of shit from the gays for this? Yeah, a lot of gay people are very mad at her. Very mad, yeah, because I mean, I love normal gays. Not the other ones. They just eat themselves, these people. No, I love, you know my favorite gay guys?

It's like the gay Patagonia gays. Like they walk around Seattle. That's who she hates. She hates those guys. REI gays? Yeah. I love REI hates that. She hates she hates those guys rei gays Yeah, that's I love it. I love rei gays. She hates them outdoor queer outdoor queers Queer like gay after otters. Can I say that I fucking love a gay couple that like waxes their deck Mm-hmm, you know and they wear of they wear the fuck it. They wear like a Wall Street guy vest

Yeah, like a puffy vest over there over their Oxford shirt, you know some and they're gay or shit. They have like crazy I also love gay dudes who are like flamboyant as hell, but they don't enforce their fucking Like go ahead. Yeah Best portrayal of the gay guys that she's talking about hitting right now knock at the cabin Yes, exactly. That's a great that couple they have a daughter Yeah, and it's just like you and they're a little fruity I guess but they're not she would hate them Mm-hmm. Should they go they're not gay enough. They're fucking hate them cuz they go to Lowe's Yeah, and they buy like a couple from like Modern Family the fat guy and the no that guy's pretty gay. So

Like a couple from like modern family the fat guy and the no that guy's pretty gay. So I think she'd be okay with that Yeah, he was always like ooh Right, right. Yeah, but like knock the cabin is the best. I think you're right. Yeah, it's the yeah Yeah, so Devin has a scene, but it's a great like sort of not obviously Oh Like overtly gay couple that have a daughter they adopted. And then it's just like, oh also last of us, Nick Offerman's gay guy. Oh yeah, and then his, the gay friend,

the guy that comes into the- The guy from White Lode. And he's gayer than Offerman in the show, but not like crazy gay. No. No yeah, I didn't, I never, like when he first saved him from the pit, I never would've guessed that he's gay.

And then it became a problem. Also a very funny scenario to put like, overly flammable, like a girl like her into like a post-apocalyptic world and see if you keep that attitude up. Right. Where there's no one around, there's no coffee shops. He'll be executed immediately, he'll be fucking executed.

She would just be like, holy fuck, we need shelter. Yes. She'd drop it immediately. Right. You wouldn't remember to act that way all the time. Yeah. She said so much, yet nothing at all. She seems lovely. I hope that inherent privilege that comes along

with being queer in places where it's more safe to do so comes up more. Is that like a, does it agree? That's fair. I mean, being queer in Brooklyn usually easy mean queer in like Alabama That's what they mean. This is this guy goes. This is just by phobia fuck off Sure, it's so amazing how people think that they're like a part of a civil rights movement for talking about like the type of person They like to ejaculate on mm-hmm fucking retards. Nobody gives a shit

Just come and move on pull your pants up and get get and move on, pull your pants up and get out. Come and go. Pull your pants up and get out of the fucking house. Pull your pants up, you're my slave. Culturally straight equals normal person who doesn't make what they do in their bedroom their whole identity. Nailed it.

This might be the most whitewash conversation I've ever heard nailed it So they're putting in the work because they wore boring pants instead of a dress and that makes them dig deeper into their queerness What a load of ass is that a black queer checkmate? They're just like hey, guess what? I've got the ultimate power here. Yeah Why is it so bad that I want to lead a life of a woman? I don't want to be seen as a queer woman or a trans woman No, but Bradley bisexual. That's a life of a woman. I don't want to be seen as a queer woman or a trans woman

Manager of the Dodgers in the comments Robert Well, I think that was a great stuff. Good work. Yeah, I loved that one. I need more beer. Maybe we buy more beer because I don't have any. Let's go get some brews. Why don't we order some kickin' ass too? I would. I'm hungry as well. Oh, I had a ham sandwich. I had a ham sandwich, but that's all I eat in the day.

You said to me, you had a ham sandwich because you're hamsexual. Yeah, hamsexual. That's good. You're Well, that's good Sexual oh my sexual goodness Locking it in after a little It's cringe now. Hey shows tomorrow. Oh, yeah This will be fun, I heard Logan Harris isn't even on the show he's not no coming He can't have him every I love Logan, but he was on the show last month.

You said some random guy DM'd you, and you were gonna have him on. Relax. I'm just saying, it's like. Some of the biker gang's coming, it's gonna be good. They buy tickets? Yeah, of course. Do you think I'm a fucking schlub?

No, I just like do this to you. You always do that. You think I'm a schlub? You think I'm a schlub? God damn, I'm a hamsexual, I'm not a schlub. No, I just like do this to you always I missed you Johnny. I'm so glad you're back. You made it back. So I forgot. Yeah, no, I'll talk about Pittsburgh in the patreon cool Oh, yeah, I almost got a fight and almost got arrested that kicks ass Let's talk about it. All right. God bless you all Good morning and good luck